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Speaker 1: why today's ridiculous Internet question is when's the last time

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Speaker 1: also makes it awkward. Where does this go? And this

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Speaker 1: dude comes up to me and he's like, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I've been one of your comedy shows before. And then

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Speaker 1: so I just looked at him and I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh cool, thanks man, Hey, can I get your number.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say why or anything. I just because I

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Speaker 1: I didn't say that part though. I just asked him

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Speaker 1: and then was like, see you later, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like I probably should have added, Hey, maybe I

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Speaker 1: and he walked away. One. I don't think I ever

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Speaker 1: want to talk to that guy. Call us right now

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Speaker 1: eighty eight three four three one o six one text

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Speaker 1: is when's the last time you got a phone number

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Speaker 1: from a stranger? And why? It doesn't happen that often? No,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't, Actually when does? It's weird usually? So call

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Speaker 1: Hello Jessica, Hi, how are you? I'm great? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm wonderful. Thank you for asking, Jessica, when is the

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Speaker 1: And why? So? I was on a date Sunday night

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Speaker 1: She said, we can definitely work out. Wow, that is

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Speaker 1: so bad. You got her and you got her number.

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Speaker 1: Did he have any idea that you did that? No? Okay?

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Speaker 1: And did he end up saving himself during the date

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Speaker 1: prepped for my apology. And I'd probably say like a

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Speaker 1: remember the guy at all? Like, how half are you

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Speaker 1: going to call him? Victoria? Did you know? Well, I

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Speaker 1: And so you just never responded. No, you ghost him?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, you ghosted him. Give me his number.

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Speaker 1: And why? Elizabeth? How are you here? Are you good? So?

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Speaker 1: But they don't want to give you the number, but

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Speaker 1: you just reminded me of something, Elizabeth. I got a

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Speaker 1: He's Australian. Ah, he's a ray of sunshine. I saw

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Speaker 1: people in years. The Jebel Show on demand