Speaker 1: Rooking jewels a second date update for today's second day updated.
Speaker 1: Dude name Ryan. This is on the phone and he
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Lisa, and she's not
Speaker 1: talking to him after their date, which is standard for
Speaker 1: a second date update, but apparently, according to his email,
Speaker 1: she wasn't even talking to him on the date. So
Speaker 1: I don't even know why he wants to call her,
Speaker 1: but we'll find out. What's up, Brian, how are you? Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm doing all right. How about you that she's not
Speaker 1: like mute or anything? Right, She's not mute? Okay? Your
Speaker 1: email said that it was kind of an awkward date
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, it was all set up to be perfect,
Speaker 1: but it just turned out a lot worse than I
Speaker 1: planned it to be. How did it get set up?
Speaker 1: Me and Lisa? We met, you know, on dating after
Speaker 1: I believe it was bumble and she'd been telling me
Speaker 1: about how she had a stressful work week, and I
Speaker 1: just felt like the perfect thing to do would be
Speaker 1: a massage. You know who doesn't like a massage? Right? Wait,
Speaker 1: are you guys in the same room massage or is
Speaker 1: it separate massages? Well? I hadn't done it before, but
Speaker 1: I kind of pictured it like kind of the same
Speaker 1: room music, the sense or whatever, the like the smells
Speaker 1: and I don't know, clothes kind of coming off maybe
Speaker 1: kind of romantic and that way, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: kind of a lot for a first date, I would think,
Speaker 1: But who knows. Did she seem to like it? I
Speaker 1: ran it past her and she was actually really excited
Speaker 1: about it. Okay, well, I mean she's yeah, if she's
Speaker 1: on the same page as you, cool. Yeah, So you know,
Speaker 1: it was set up to be something really cool. In fact,
Speaker 1: when we got there, the whole vibe that I thought
Speaker 1: it would be was in place, you know, the music,
Speaker 1: the smells and everything was. It was kind of it
Speaker 1: was romantic. And then we get there and the two
Speaker 1: different massage tables were set up so that we were
Speaker 1: looking at each other that that could be kind of awkward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well, um, we'll get a chance
Speaker 1: to kind of chat. Oh man, I've been talking dirty.
Speaker 1: Massage is the worst time to talk, even talking to
Speaker 1: the masseus. No, I mean I don't even want to pass. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it hard, that's all I want to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I have very limited massage experience, so I
Speaker 1: just thought, Hey, it'll be relaxing, you know, we'll get
Speaker 1: to you know, connect, Okay, and did that work out
Speaker 1: for you? Well, Unfortunately, as I start to try and
Speaker 1: talk to Lisa, the massus like shuts us down, like immediately,
Speaker 1: She's like, no talking. I can't do my work if
Speaker 1: there's talking. I have to let the music guide me.
Speaker 1: What you got like the most serious? Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: paying for this. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was awkward.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's a little woo boo. Let my music
Speaker 1: guide me. Yeah. Yeah. So we're just kind of like
Speaker 1: scaring at each other in silence while we're getting his massage.
Speaker 1: It was it was a little weird. Yeah, that sounds weird.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't keep my eyes closed. Yeah. Is that all
Speaker 1: you did for your date too? Did you just end
Speaker 1: things after that? No? I mean like I tried to
Speaker 1: still communicate, like after fifteen minutes that awkward silence. I like,
Speaker 1: I end up raising my hand at one point and
Speaker 1: I asked her a piece of paper from the massuit.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna write notes back and forth? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like I'm gonna try it at least talk
Speaker 1: to her through, you know, writing notes. On paper. Well
Speaker 1: that's persistent. So I tried that, and after a while,
Speaker 1: like literally my arms were like getting tired, and it
Speaker 1: was just awkward. Yeah, I gotta think trying to write
Speaker 1: notes where you're getting a massage would be tough. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then I like I tried to mouth little questions
Speaker 1: for a while, and it was just like so awkward.
Speaker 1: Why did you just not give up and just be silent?
Speaker 1: Are you uncomfortable in silence? Oh? I was just trying
Speaker 1: to get to know her, you know, like I don't
Speaker 1: really know her that well except for like messaging through
Speaker 1: the app. So how did it end up? Well? Like,
Speaker 1: it also bought tickets to go see a movie right
Speaker 1: next door afterwards, so like we finished things up, but
Speaker 1: we're running a little late, so we scurry over to
Speaker 1: the movie and we get there right as the last
Speaker 1: previews ending. Another instance where you can't really talk. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, like another two hours. I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: right next to this pretty girl I want to get
Speaker 1: to know and I can't say anything. This is a
Speaker 1: kind of horrible date planet. Hey, movies are great, massages
Speaker 1: are great, Maybe not for the first date together. Did
Speaker 1: you guys ever talk well? That's the thing. Like after
Speaker 1: the movie, I'm like, hey, you want to go grab
Speaker 1: a drink? Like I feel terrible. We didn't get to
Speaker 1: like chat much, and at this point she was just like,
Speaker 1: we've already spent quite a bit of time together and
Speaker 1: I had some plans afterwards. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh crap, So overall, you probably said five words to
Speaker 1: your date. Yeah, I buy well five out loud words.
Speaker 1: He mounts a lot of words apparently during the massage.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing no kiss no. Unfortunately, all right, and she
Speaker 1: hasn't called you back at all after No, she hasn't called.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to text her a little bit. She
Speaker 1: won't respond. And mean, it wasn't like we were angry
Speaker 1: at each other anything or someone terribly wrong. It's just
Speaker 1: I feel like she doesn't really know me, and I'd
Speaker 1: just like to get another chance to like show her
Speaker 1: what I am. You know. Yeah, it doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: a bad date. It just sounds incredibly awkward. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: bad planning, I think, is what. You can chalk that
Speaker 1: one up too. So maybe you can get a second shot.
Speaker 1: I sure hope. So all right, maybe you guys can help.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song and then come back and call
Speaker 1: her and get your second day update. Okay, cool? Thanks?
Speaker 1: All right, hand brooking jubil in the morning dates. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start the second part of today's second date update
Speaker 1: with a live reenactment of the date that our listener
Speaker 1: Ryan went on with his girl Lisa. Here's how it went. Hey, hy, okay, bye.
Speaker 1: That was pretty much it. There was like not a
Speaker 1: lot of talking and it was long too. If you
Speaker 1: missed the first part of today's second Date, Ryan went
Speaker 1: out with Lisa. He scheduled a couple's massage, which is
Speaker 1: kind of weird for a first date, but she was
Speaker 1: into it. They got the massage, but there was no
Speaker 1: talking during the massage, so they couldn't talk then, and
Speaker 1: then they had to high tail it over to a
Speaker 1: movie that they were late for, so they sat in
Speaker 1: the movie theater, didn't talk then, and then the date
Speaker 1: was over after. So they really didn't talk at all
Speaker 1: on their first date and now she's not responding to
Speaker 1: any of his texts or phone calls. All right, Ryan,
Speaker 1: are you ready to actually talk to Lisa? I would
Speaker 1: love to talk to Lisa. Oh my god, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think you can do this, right, I think we can
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Yeah. Granted she may have
Speaker 1: spent the entire hour long massage regretting the decision to
Speaker 1: do it, but I think you have a shot here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean if you could just like he's, just try
Speaker 1: your hardest, because like she's amazing, and I know sometimes
Speaker 1: you guys don't always try that hard. We'll give it
Speaker 1: an effort. We'll at least say more than five words
Speaker 1: to her. Excellent. That'll be better than I did. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Ally, May I speak to Lisa? Please?
Speaker 1: This is she Lisa? How are you? This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of the show before? I think
Speaker 1: I've heard it a few times. Sweet? Okay, have you
Speaker 1: ever heard a second date update before? No? Okay, Well
Speaker 1: I'll describe what that is. And that's the reason I'm
Speaker 1: calling you today. We do a segment on our show
Speaker 1: called a second date Update. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and then end up
Speaker 1: not talking to them after, they can email us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and ask why any of
Speaker 1: this making sense yet? Um? Good for those people, I
Speaker 1: guess I don't what if I told you are one
Speaker 1: of those people. No, I didn't email you. Wow, yeah
Speaker 1: I know I know that, But somebody did email us
Speaker 1: about you. Wait, what about me? Yeah? We got an
Speaker 1: email from a dude named Ryan. Oh boy? Uh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you remember you went out with Ryan? Sure? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming it was probably wasn't the best date
Speaker 1: you've ever been on. Yeah, I mean it was. It
Speaker 1: was pretty disappointing. Yeah, it sounds like it. We talked
Speaker 1: to Ryan because he emailed us. He said that you're
Speaker 1: not returning any of his phone calls. I mean, he
Speaker 1: kind of knows that it was an awkward date. He
Speaker 1: told us about how you did the couple's massage thing,
Speaker 1: you couldn't really talk, and then you went to movie
Speaker 1: theater couldn't really talk, and he thought the whole thing
Speaker 1: was awkward, and he wants a shot at a do over.
Speaker 1: That's why we're calling. Okay, I mean it was so awkward. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, what did you expect those I will say
Speaker 1: when he said that he even suggested a couple's massage
Speaker 1: for a first date, I mean with a person he
Speaker 1: met on a dating app. I can't believe that you
Speaker 1: agreed to it, to be honest, Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: guess I kind of just assumed it was a very
Speaker 1: sweet gesture. We had obviously been talking and it was
Speaker 1: a really stressful week. It is a sweet gesture. I
Speaker 1: mean you still think that, right, Yeah? Absolutely. It means
Speaker 1: he was listening to me and he understood where I
Speaker 1: was emotionally. I guess, but I don't know. It just
Speaker 1: still it was odd, but I didn't want to just
Speaker 1: like put the kabash on it. So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well if we do that, then it's going to be weird,
Speaker 1: But then you know, then we'll go out to dinner
Speaker 1: or something and then be able to actually get to
Speaker 1: know one another. Okay, And that obviously didn't happen. He
Speaker 1: told us that you guys went to the movies and
Speaker 1: you couldn't talk there either, and then that was the
Speaker 1: end of the date. Was it worse than what he
Speaker 1: describes though, because what he describes as just awkward it
Speaker 1: was we had to like rush to the movie. We
Speaker 1: were late after the massage, so then there was really
Speaker 1: not even talking in between the two things. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it just sounds like really bad planning. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: bad planning. But I also just had this feeling like
Speaker 1: he didn't even want me to talk the entire time.
Speaker 1: You think you planned at all on purpose so you
Speaker 1: wouldn't talk. I don't know, because like I was just
Speaker 1: trying to find ways to connect, right, and so at
Speaker 1: one point there was like this cool special the effects things,
Speaker 1: so I leaned over just to be like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: how cool is that? Like very quickly yeah, and he
Speaker 1: shifted me. So you didn't talk beforehand, and then you're
Speaker 1: at the movie and he actually shished you. He shished me,
Speaker 1: And then I was gonna say like, I'm sorry, because
Speaker 1: I did feel like an idiot because it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we're in a movie. I shouldn't say anythings. So
Speaker 1: then I go to say sorry, I just wanted to talk,
Speaker 1: and he shifted me again. I couldn't even apologize. But
Speaker 1: maybe it's just a natural reaction, like if you're sitting
Speaker 1: in a movie theater and someone's talking. Because he did
Speaker 1: say that he was trying to talk to you during
Speaker 1: the massage, that he was like mouthing words to you
Speaker 1: and even attempted to write a note. But that's weird,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not going to pass notes back and forth
Speaker 1: as I'm getting my naked body rubbed down by another stranger.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of strangers there. And it wasn't like
Speaker 1: he shished me once. He shished me twice. That's a
Speaker 1: rude thing to do. Yeah, and it's weird because he
Speaker 1: said he was disappointed that he didn't get to talk
Speaker 1: to you very much. He didn't mention that he shohed you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was all very confusing. Honestly, was it like an
Speaker 1: amazing movie that he was super into? He must have been,
Speaker 1: But I wasn't talking through the whole movie. I was
Speaker 1: just trying to make one little I'm sorry, you know, habit.
Speaker 1: I guess at least I can understand why you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back then. But he is on the other
Speaker 1: line and actually wants to talk to you. What yep,
Speaker 1: Ryan's on the other line listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Ryan, I'm here. Look that the whole shirsting
Speaker 1: kind of was on you. I mean, you did try
Speaker 1: to talk to me during the most exciting part of
Speaker 1: the whole movie, are you or after? Like, you know,
Speaker 1: that's cool, we can say something here or there, But
Speaker 1: during like the climax of the movie, come on, it
Speaker 1: was almost three hours where we hadn't spoken. Ryan, That's
Speaker 1: what you're coming with, is it's on you. I'm sorry. Yeah, well, hey,
Speaker 1: hearing her now like saying she was into the movie,
Speaker 1: she was gonna comment on the movie, I thought she
Speaker 1: was like trying to bring up something right at that point,
Speaker 1: and I get into movies. I'm sorry. We had been
Speaker 1: in silence for hours. I was just trying to establish
Speaker 1: like a little connection, just a little bit. I get
Speaker 1: it now, and I apologize. Maybe I shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 1: But like, other than that, like did you like me?
Speaker 1: Do you have fun? I don't know how I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to responding us. How would I know if I liked
Speaker 1: you other than the fact that you told her to
Speaker 1: shut up? Like you know, just like the vibes that
Speaker 1: like coming off of me that you were giving me,
Speaker 1: like the chemistry that we had, like the way that
Speaker 1: you were looking at me and the way I was
Speaker 1: looking back at you. I know you had to feel
Speaker 1: some of what I was feeling. I feel like I
Speaker 1: guess I'm confused because we barely looked at each other
Speaker 1: either because my face was down for the massage in
Speaker 1: a hole and then we're at a movie looking at
Speaker 1: a screen. Well, I mean when I was mouth in
Speaker 1: the words, you were looking back at me, when I
Speaker 1: was mouth like trying to mouth the words. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you're right. When you were mouthing words to me, I
Speaker 1: was very excited and turned on trying to figure out
Speaker 1: what you were trying to mouse perfect. She's joking, Ryan,
Speaker 1: I don't think she's serious about that. I mean, right
Speaker 1: at first, you sounded like a sweet dude, and now
Speaker 1: you sound like a guy who just doesn't get it
Speaker 1: and maybe didn't want her to talk. No, look like
Speaker 1: that's not it, Like I totally wanted to talk, like
Speaker 1: we're just in a bad situation, Like, well, let's talk,
Speaker 1: like right now, let's let's have a date right now.
Speaker 1: It's like, I know we're not seeing each other in person,
Speaker 1: but like, let's use this time and like, let's date.
Speaker 1: I don't think we have time for you to go
Speaker 1: on a date right now. I'd like to hear it.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's give it a chance. Why not. Let's
Speaker 1: pretend like we're at a nice restaurant, Like there's candles,
Speaker 1: like the lightings dim. You know, we've already ordered a
Speaker 1: really nice appetizer. It's on its way. This does not
Speaker 1: have a like no no, I mean like like, where
Speaker 1: did you grow up? You know, what do you like
Speaker 1: to do for fun? You're actually trying this? Where do
Speaker 1: you grow up? What do you so, Lisa? We're on
Speaker 1: a radio show. I don't know. This is so weird.
Speaker 1: I think you need to be more open minded Lisa
Speaker 1: and answer the question, you know, even minded? And what
Speaker 1: kind of TV shows you like? I can't. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do this right now. Just go out on another
Speaker 1: date with me. Come on, there you go? All right, Lisa?
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on a second date with Ryan?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it and then you can have this
Speaker 1: awkward conversation in real life. Um, that was the most
Speaker 1: awkward date I've ever been on. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if we can call it a date. Which one the
Speaker 1: date you actually went out on or the one we
Speaker 1: just heard? Oh my goodness, Yeah, that's fine, you can
Speaker 1: classify that as a date. So we've now been on
Speaker 1: too bad dates. So I'm gonna have to say, now,
Speaker 1: oh come on, I admit the plenty. The next time,
Speaker 1: I promise no couples, massages, no movies where you can't
Speaker 1: talk we'll go to a nice, actual nice dinner instead
Speaker 1: of trying to imagine one over the phone. And you're
Speaker 1: not gonna take me to the library, are you? Yeah? Actually,
Speaker 1: Ryan sounds adorable. And you did say in the very
Speaker 1: beginning you thought he was thoughtful and listened to you
Speaker 1: when he even booked that massage to begin with. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. If this is going to happen, what
Speaker 1: you had to do? Did you just sus here, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. Is a joke? Is a joke? Maybe too soon? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to work on your comedy there a
Speaker 1: little bit too. So what do you think, Lisa, where
Speaker 1: you got with him one more time? Well, it seems
Speaker 1: like this isn't going to end until I say yes,
Speaker 1: So I guess I'm saying yes. Congratulations, Ryan, you got
Speaker 1: a date. Not because she wants to, She just wants
Speaker 1: to get off the phone. Congratulations broken opol in the morning,