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Speaker 1: Okayopie, This is okayop I'm Samuel Daughner and I am

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Speaker 1: John Fry. We're reading the funniest stories on REDDA and

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Speaker 1: John I have one for you.

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Speaker 2: Let's dig in.

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Speaker 3: Am I the a hole for calling my aunt a

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Speaker 3: creep and outing her for being a home wrecker?

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Speaker 2: Sounds like not a fun conversation.

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Speaker 1: To preface, I twenty seven female, have an aunt that

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Speaker 3: Let's call her Susie.

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Speaker 1: I've never been very close to her, as she constantly

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Speaker 1: bullies me, picks on my looks, and when I was

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Speaker 1: twenty she bullied me into an eating disorder around. Despite

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Speaker 1: all these things, I stayed cordial to keep the peace

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Speaker 1: of my family. However, last week was my breaking point.

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Speaker 1: Oh for backstory, Susie has two daughters, eighteen and fourteen,

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Speaker 1: who are still teenagers, and it's known amongst the family

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Speaker 1: that since Susie's divorced in twenty sixteen, she neglects them badly.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't cook, doesn't keep groceries in the home for them,

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Speaker 1: and my cousins have even confided to me that she

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Speaker 1: refuses to buy them new clothing. So she's doing nothing

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Speaker 1: for these kids.

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Speaker 2: Awes.

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Speaker 3: She kind of sounds like the like an evil stepmother.

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Speaker 2: Yeah from.

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Speaker 1: Despite my differences with Susie, I drop off home cooked

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Speaker 1: meals to her daughters, will give them hand me down clothes,

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Speaker 1: and offer to help out with schoolwork, which is so nice,

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Speaker 1: especially it's a lot of time, like a lot of

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Speaker 1: time and beyond. Most of the times during my drop offs,

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Speaker 1: Susie would be on her way, but would always remember

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Speaker 1: to make a jab at me, whether it be what

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Speaker 1: She's helping your kids, Yeah, I know, and that's how

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Speaker 1: you repay her, just freaking jabs. What accept that. I

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Speaker 1: usually brushed it off as aggravating as she is. One day,

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Speaker 1: in particular, her eldest daughter confide in me that she

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Speaker 1: wanted to move out because she couldn't deal with Susie anymore.

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Speaker 1: She would yell constantly make her daughters clean all day

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Speaker 1: really like it just sounds more like Cinderella evil stepmother

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Speaker 1: straight up, like like clean the tavern, clean the fireplace.

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Speaker 3: That's what I was I was flaying out of here.

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Speaker 1: Get all each piece of so I don't want to

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Speaker 1: see one speck of dust in that fireplace. In addition,

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Speaker 1: Susie was going on multiple dates a week with different men,

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Speaker 1: one of which was married with a one year old baby,

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Speaker 1: my god, dude, she's going after it. No wonder she

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Speaker 1: doesn't have time for groceres. She's getting she's slobbing. Call

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Speaker 1: but everynob hob love God. Now, I'm not one to gossip,

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Speaker 1: but I told my cousin that if she needed anything

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Speaker 1: that I would be there for her and went back home.

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Speaker 1: The following week was my brother's eighteenth birthday. I'm newly

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Speaker 1: engaged in my fiance, and I made her way to

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Speaker 1: my mother's home where a small get together was held.

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Speaker 1: In total, they're around twenty five people, including Susie and

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Speaker 3: Q My breaking points, Oh God.

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Speaker 1: Susie was oggling at my fiance the entire time. He

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Speaker 3: Because she was a cougar.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, bro, she's trying to unde him. No, cougar's

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Speaker 1: going to hunting. I was livid, without hesitation, I told her,

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Speaker 1: And you are an absolute creep and a sorry excuse.

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Speaker 3: For a mother.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, all factual, like whoa, she's literally just listening facts

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Speaker 1: The entire room went quiet, which freaking obviously after that,

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Speaker 1: it's been coming. I do feel bad because I did

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Speaker 3: Am I the asshole?

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Speaker 2: No you're not, because like now, I mean obviously it

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Speaker 2: like when she says something like that she deserves to get.

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Speaker 1: You're at a breaking point at that point, you know,

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Speaker 1: like that was just a snap moment, and I think

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Speaker 1: Sounds like she was just gallivanting around town without any

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Speaker 1: like finally someone sticks it to her. It's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: what you're doing is wrong and unacceptable. Yeah, Op, not

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Speaker 1: the a hole. Not you are not the a hole.

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Speaker 2: We need it, We needed like a Maury. You're not

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Speaker 2: doing okay, Op, sell your property to someone who isn't

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Speaker 2: my daughter. I'll get you expelled. Dumb. When I was

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Speaker 2: in university, I bought myself a long board to get

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Speaker 2: around campus, as many you know, students do at UCLA.

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Speaker 1: The campus was so big that the only way you

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Speaker 1: time is if you were on some sort of like

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Speaker 1: wheeled instruments, a bike or otherwise. So I had to

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Speaker 2: A lot of students were doing it and I thought

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Speaker 2: I figured that if I wasn't going to be using it,

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Speaker 2: I posted on Facebook Marketplace at a good price and

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Speaker 2: had a few people interested right away. The first person

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Speaker 2: pending offer and drove out to meet the buyer. She

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Speaker 2: liked the board and purchased it with no bargaining. Sweet,

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Speaker 2: that's what That's always what you want when you when

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Speaker 2: you're selling something. Now. When I got home, I had

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Speaker 2: a message from a high school girl asking if it

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Speaker 2: was still available. Me. Sorry, no, someone actually just bought

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Speaker 2: it her. No, you have to get it back. Like

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Speaker 2: I love the longboard.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty vague, so for me.

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Speaker 2: Me sorry, it's so I'm no longer the owner. I

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Speaker 2: literally don't have it. Her ask for it back. Just

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Speaker 2: tell the buyer that you change your mind, like, offer

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Speaker 2: twenty dollars for the trouble and I'll up the price.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to end the argument, so I said. I

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Speaker 2: they would be interested in selling it to the high

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Speaker 2: the longboard and was willing to pay a little bit more.

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Speaker 2: I asked her if she'd liked the contact details in

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Speaker 2: case she wanted to make it easy twenty dollars. The

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Speaker 2: new owner thought about it and said, no, she wasn't interested.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but honestly, nice of op to actually carry through.

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Speaker 1: He could have easily just not asked.

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Speaker 2: You could have just ghosted her, honestly, as soon as

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Speaker 2: you told her like, hey, it's sold, like this is

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Speaker 2: what it is, and they keep going It's like, what

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Speaker 2: do you want? I'm sorry you find it.

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Speaker 3: There's plenty of longboards out there, just buy another one.

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Speaker 2: So she wasn't interested fair enough, So I contacted the

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Speaker 2: selling her. Like, this is your fault. I feel like

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Speaker 2: he just kicked.

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Speaker 3: Me in the guy, you're a terrible person.

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Speaker 2: What what for not selling you a law you already

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Speaker 2: sold it that you already sold too. Yeah, not a

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Speaker 2: for any further chatting and just blocked her email. Yeah. Now,

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Speaker 2: fast forward one week and I had an email from

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Speaker 3: What the mom got involved?

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Speaker 2: Entitled mom has entered the chat?

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Speaker 3: How did they even find that email too? What?

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Speaker 2: Entitled mom? My daughter tells me you promised to sell

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Speaker 2: her along board but changed her mind and sold it

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Speaker 2: to someone else. That's unacceptable me, No, your daughter asked

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Speaker 2: me if I could sell her alongboard after I had

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Speaker 2: already sold it to someone else. The posting noted that

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Speaker 2: it was pending pickup when your daughter reached out to me.

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Speaker 2: Sorry for the confusion. You have no reason apologize.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like a super nice But also, dude, you

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Speaker 2: Just just live your life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes an interesting story, so thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but for anyone lessening, just are watching, just like

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Speaker 1: you don't need to respond. No, sometimes it's just better

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Speaker 1: left and said entitled mom.

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Speaker 2: No, you will get my daughter that long bar. Now

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Speaker 2: You're going to compensate her for the pain and suffering

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Speaker 2: you've caused. You'll be giving the long board to my

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Speaker 3: Wait what Wait? Pain and suffering and for free? Are

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Speaker 3: you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Pain suffering kicked in the gut, like I think you

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Speaker 2: all need to experience some real pain in Yeah, this

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Speaker 2: is somebody needs send the punisher me. Look, lady, I

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Speaker 2: don't own the longboard anymore. Somebody else bought it. Entitled mom,

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Speaker 2: then go get it. I know the dean of a

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Speaker 2: your university. If you don't delivered the long bar to

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Speaker 2: me by end of the day, I'll get you expelled.

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Speaker 2: Do you really want to lose your chance of having

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Speaker 2: a good job over a long barn? You'll do the

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Speaker 2: right thing or else entitlebomb. This is not the right thing.

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Speaker 1: In what world is this the right thing? And two

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Speaker 1: like I hope that she goes to.

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Speaker 3: The dean with this. Seriously, this deed just loses all

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Speaker 3: respect for this.

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Speaker 2: Imagine you know, would be so great. It's like she

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Speaker 2: goes to the dean and she's like, my daughter didn't

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Speaker 2: get this long bar. Do you need expel this dude?

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Speaker 2: And then the dean is like, oh, actually, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: bar your child for Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Your daughter is now expelled. Reverse UNO card exactly.

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Speaker 2: Even better, by the way, we have the ability to

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Speaker 2: bar every like It's like, you see, like University of California.

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Speaker 2: We're just gonna bar your daughter from all University of California.

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Speaker 3: Are you even taking a step further.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna bar everyone gener in the future from ever

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Speaker 1: attending this university. Anyone with anyone sharing your last name

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Speaker 1: will never be allowed to enter.

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Speaker 2: Guys, Sam is the dean with an iron fist. I

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Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know if I would put a

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Speaker 2: generational curse.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 1: You know, in North Korea there's like generational punishments. So

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Speaker 1: if you do something bad, like your family is punished

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Speaker 1: for generations, I'll go North Korea on are.

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Speaker 2: Ass talk talk about freaking mind control? There?

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Speaker 3: Oh dude, we got to do a series on North Korea. Shit,

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Speaker 3: that's true.

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Speaker 2: I had another tree Oh god, entitled mom. I went

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Speaker 3: Why do you think she actually did that.

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Speaker 2: Who knows as probably you know what, you're probably right,

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Speaker 2: she probably is. This is totally empty threat. She just

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Speaker 3: Oh what I love?

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Speaker 1: How like the Auntie is just upped every single time.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you're gonna give me your daughter your board.

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Speaker 2: So my address is censored address. You better deliver that

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Speaker 2: money or else. What's your phone number? Text me your

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Speaker 2: number when you're coming. No. So that night I went

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Speaker 3: Bro, that is extremely petty, but's so funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's Sophie. I love it. Oh this is delicious.

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Speaker 2: I asked that the interested buyers text entitled Mom's number

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Speaker 2: Yea. Literally like there's a line of ten people and

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Speaker 2: they're like, oh, holy dudel holding five hundred dollars in

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Speaker 2: It's freaking sham. So apparently tittle Mom is responding to

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Speaker 2: little angel. But she's not selling the car. The dean

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Speaker 2: called me to this office. I was graduated without an issue.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, happy ending happy. So I guess you didn't

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Speaker 3: Op.

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Speaker 1: No, definitely not sinister. The only people I feel bad

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Speaker 2: Although, if you really think that someone is selling a

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Speaker 2: BMW for five hundred dollars in a long board, yeah,

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Speaker 2: kind of play yourself, guys, like, come on, come on,

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Speaker 2: come on.

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