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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's breaking into the fashion industry,

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Speaker 1: but his controversial new design isn't doing phenomenal quite yet.

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Speaker 1: He's made over one hundred thousand push down bras trying

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Speaker 1: to go against the grain of those push up ones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all you have to do is wait for

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Speaker 1: that eventually. Really, only eighty year olds are buying it.

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Speaker 1: But it is laser stories. The segments want to read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those other knee knockers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Illinois. Forty two

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Speaker 1: year old George Owens was having a bad day and

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Speaker 1: all started when he was trying to park and accidentally

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Speaker 1: drove his car into a pole. They come out of nowhere,

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Speaker 1: and I hate when they move those pories. So agitated

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Speaker 1: by the incident, he got out of his vehicle and

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Speaker 1: began pounding on his car, and after a few seconds

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Speaker 1: of that, it wasn't enough, so he started taking off

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Speaker 1: his clothes. Angry Alex has been there, Yeah, Well, off

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Speaker 1: came the shirt, then his pants, and witnesses say that's

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Speaker 1: when George dashed towards the local bass Pro Fishing Shop,

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Speaker 1: ran up the stairs to the second floor completely nude.

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Speaker 1: Is he gonna do what I think he's gonna do? Please?

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Speaker 1: And security video shows him standing on a railing then

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Speaker 1: doing a cannon ball into the Big Center aquarium. Bala,

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Speaker 1: It's what we've always all wanted. It's true, dude.

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Speaker 2: I can't even swim, and I've always been like, what

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Speaker 2: did he like to jump from the.

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Speaker 1: Second story down there? And the whole thing just looks fun.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a water park, Like.

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Speaker 2: My kids are confused when we walk in there.

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Speaker 1: Look happy.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: After he came up for air, he stood under the

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Speaker 1: beautiful bass Pro Shop waterfall as if he were an

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Speaker 1: exotic vacations.

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Speaker 2: On like a drug trip. I think he's just on

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Speaker 2: a life trip.

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Speaker 1: He spent about five minutes swimming around before two officers

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Speaker 1: ran in.

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Speaker 2: I always love when somebody does something stupid and then

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Speaker 2: just stays.

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Speaker 1: In it long time. That's when George jumped out of

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Speaker 1: the water, yelled something at the police, and then dove

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Speaker 1: right back in. Yeah. Yeah. After a couple more minutes

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Speaker 1: of peaceful swimming, George climbed over the side of the

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Speaker 1: aquarium and dropped down to the concrete floor below, knocking

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Speaker 1: himself out. Someone was nice enough to cover him up

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Speaker 1: with a blanket as officers took him into custody. He

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Speaker 1: was mostly unharmed and was booked into the Saint Clair

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Speaker 1: County Jail. This next Lazer stories out of Dating Central.

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Speaker 1: This coming Saturday is notable, and not just for the

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Speaker 1: absolute deadline for taking down your Christmas tree.

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Speaker 2: Oh wee, dude, I'm so proud I already got that

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Speaker 2: done well.

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Speaker 1: According to Tender, the first Sunday in January is Dating Sunday,

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Speaker 1: the busiest day of the year for online dating. Oh really,

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Speaker 1: why I am.

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Speaker 2: Be getting blown up like crazy? Is it right?

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Speaker 1: People's New Year's resolutions? On Dating Sunday, the apps see

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Speaker 1: an extraordinary surge in people updating their bios, uploading photos,

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Speaker 1: sending messages, and responding to them. In fact, Tinder said

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Speaker 1: people respond to messages nineteen point four minutes faster on

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Speaker 1: Dating Sunday than any other Sunday of the entire year.

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Speaker 2: To dump people till after the holidays and then now.

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Speaker 1: And then they had like a week or two to

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Speaker 1: process the dumping and now they're ready to get back in.

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Speaker 2: It, or they broke up with that one or two

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Speaker 2: month flame that was just a holiday way for They

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Speaker 2: didn't have an exact reason why, but it's probably some

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Speaker 2: mix of fresh arts for the new year, some New

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Speaker 2: Year's resolutions, and the start of a.

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Speaker 1: More available period after months and months of holidays and

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Speaker 1: gatherings and being around other couples. Do you have really

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Speaker 1: cute picks to update your profile after the holidays? By

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Speaker 1: the way, this isn't just Tinder. A few years back,

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Speaker 1: a representative from Match called Dating Sunday the super Bowl

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Speaker 1: of dating apps?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Do you think the offices and all the apps

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Speaker 2: are just like?

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Speaker 1: Okay, guys, are you ready? This? This is our day? Bill?

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Speaker 1: You got those wings and pizzas on the way to deliver.

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Speaker 2: Go guys with a.

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Speaker 1: Party, So make sure you get out there and you

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Speaker 1: mix it up. Okay, then get tested and delete everybody?

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if next week will be the day of

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Speaker 1: the most people delete the app? Yeah, the biggest mistaken Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this next la the stories out of New Year knew?

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Speaker 1: Who like that? If you're really fired up about your

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Speaker 1: New Year's resolutions, good news. You could be paid to

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Speaker 1: stick to them and you can eat ice cream too.

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Speaker 2: Wow. That was actually many years resolution more ice cream eating.

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Speaker 1: I say that because Halo Top is asking for applications

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Speaker 1: for so called endorsement deals, and they're hiring ten people

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Speaker 1: who will be paid five thousand dollars mainly just for

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Speaker 1: having a goal for the new year, sticking to it

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Speaker 1: and documenting their journey.

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Speaker 2: But it's Halo Top, so it's like, not al's good,

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Speaker 2: but like, I literally just eat three pints instead of

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Speaker 2: just the one same amount of calories.

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Speaker 1: Halo says for every goal that you hit, you also

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Speaker 1: get a free gallon of ice cream cramy. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean that's not bad, even you gift it to something.

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Speaker 1: That stuff is not cheap. And you're probably wondering, well,

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Speaker 1: what if my goal is to lose weight this year? Well,

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Speaker 1: Halo supports you, but it's also not going to strap

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Speaker 1: you to a lie detector after you get the ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 1: Lucky, you can go apply on their website with a

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Speaker 1: photo of yourself and a thirty second video explaining what

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Speaker 1: your goal is and why it's important to you, and

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Speaker 1: they say it doesn't have to be all about weight laws.

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Speaker 1: It could be anything tangible like learning to surf or okay,

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Speaker 1: playing pickleball, yoga training to do one hundred push ups

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Speaker 1: right after you crush a gallon of their halo top.

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Speaker 1: If you are hired, you'll have to share thirty second

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Speaker 1: progress videos for eight weeks. Eight weeks then are accepting

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Speaker 1: applications now, so go ahead and check it out.

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Speaker 2: After eight weeks of work at five grand, it's like,

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Speaker 2: I feel like you own you more a minimum wage.

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Speaker 1: For Well, what about this guy's resolution? He vows to

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Speaker 1: lose a few LB's and that stands for Louis Baton

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Speaker 1: and he's a turtal. He doesn't know how to spell, so,

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Speaker 1: plus those shoes can be really cleaning. He needs to

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Speaker 1: lose a few LB's. That sound means the Laser Stories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it again the same time on Wednesday. Freaking Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning,