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Speaker 2: Cheers here it is. This is Bananas after Dark, folks.

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Speaker 2: Poop needle dong chim is the South Korean game where

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Speaker 1: Okay, getting right into it. It's always a little saucier

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Speaker 1: a very special episode of bananascillion pieces.

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Speaker 2: Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas after Dark.

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Speaker 1: I am Kurt Brown Older. I am Banana Boy number

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Speaker 1: two Scottie Landis. Thank you for listening to the silliest

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're getting We're getting right into it. I I

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, congratulations, because nothing can prepare you for the shock

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Speaker 2: of South Korea's craziest pastime. Don Chim, which translates as

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Speaker 2: Very popular. The bizarre hobby is practiced by children of

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Speaker 1: Up the butt. The kids today could play TV tag?

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Speaker 2: Totally, Okay, there's good answers. They don't they don't watch.

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Speaker 2: For players who perform exceptionally well, the machine will dispense

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Speaker 1: Oh god, what a treat for years to come. You

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Speaker 2: So now it's like a real collector It's a real

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Speaker 1: Scottie, where am I going? I'm having fun over here?

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Speaker 2: It is the first one is called Submarine Catcher. So

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Speaker 2: There's Chokabu dai Gayishi, which is overturning a table in anger.

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Speaker 2: It's a table, uh, and then you just you flip

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Speaker 2: Scotti landis Wow. It's called the tablecloth Hour.

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Speaker 2: We've all tried whipping a tablecloth off of a fully

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Speaker 2: I love it so much. We got two more games

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Speaker 1: I'm loving these games. I wish this never ended. I'm

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Speaker 2: This one's called the Sega Toilet. I could take a

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Speaker 2: guess yep, part arcade game, part urinal. The toilet from

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Speaker 2: the people who brought you Sonic The Hedgehog Great game

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Speaker 2: For lifting a woman's skirt. Come on, uh, it always

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Speaker 2: goes there. Stop being creep, creep and weirdos. Just leave

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Speaker 2: And then the last one is INU New osanpo which

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Speaker 1: ahead and get old Aaron Page roasting company Champagne Toast

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Speaker 2: That's crazy man. Toast of the I don't understand why

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Speaker 1: The Toast of the Country that we I sent, I

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Speaker 2: And if anybody knows the mayor of Champagne, Illinois, let's

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Speaker 2: We'll pitch it hard. We'll put together a pitch deck.

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Speaker 2: We don't care.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, I have nothing.

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Speaker 2: We got one slogan and we're going to pitch it hard.

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Speaker 1: It's a great slogan. The merch alone, you would sell

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Speaker 1: a couple cool, cool Martini glass clinking, Oh you kid, Champagne.

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Speaker 1: a week. We've got bubbles. We've got did you ever

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Speaker 2: I love that from job Our buddy John Daily went

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Speaker 2: to uh it was Abu Dhabi and do. He went

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Speaker 1: Club six sixty six.

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Speaker 2: We've got bubbles because they're not allowed to say like

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Speaker 1: What a nerd. I'm gonna just only call champagne and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tonight, I'm drinking vodka, sodas, I'm drinking bubbles.

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Speaker 1: Tonight, We're drinking bubbles. Here we go. Hmm. Man steals lawnmower,

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Speaker 1: I love this. Fantastic. This was on CBS News. Written

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Speaker 1: by truly the best of the business, Tory B. Powell. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Tory B. Powell. Tory B. Powell goes here's above, she

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Speaker 1: goes beyond the line. That's how good she is. That's

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Speaker 1: what the b is. Beyond Powell, beyond damn. She's good.

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Speaker 1: A local police department is asking the public for information

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Speaker 1: on a man accused of stealing a lawnmower from a

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Speaker 1: property and using it to mow the victim's lawn. Marcus

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Speaker 1: Hubbard is wanted for the burglary of a building. According

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Speaker 1: to Port Arthur Police Department, Hubbard was caught on security video.

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Speaker 1: And there is a video, and it's very lawable burglarizing

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Speaker 1: the home last month, the department said on its Facebook page.

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Speaker 1: According to police, Hubbard took the lawnmower from the home

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Speaker 1: without the owner's consent and then proceeded to mow their

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Speaker 1: front and backyard. Okay, so this is at night? Is

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Speaker 1: at night? This is that and steals their lawnmower. Were

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Speaker 1: they home? Uh, it doesn't They must have not been home, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they would have heard that. Also, it's a pull it's

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Speaker 1: a push mower, so he had to pull start that thing.

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Speaker 1: If you've ever done that, sometimes you gotta pump the

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Speaker 1: choker choke a couple of times. You got a yank, yank, yank.

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Speaker 1: It ain't he They gotta know this person. They have

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Speaker 1: to know this person.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I'm gonna steal it, but I'll fucking mow

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Speaker 2: their lawn first.

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Speaker 1: Yes. So this is the part where it gets a

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Speaker 1: little interesting when when authorities arrived, Hubbard fled the area,

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Speaker 1: but brought the lawnower with him. He later grew tired

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Speaker 1: and left the lawnmower in an alley to evade arrest,

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Speaker 1: which he did. This guy is in fantastic physical shape.

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Speaker 1: He got away. They're looking for him. Wait, so they

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Speaker 1: don't know who did it. He took that lawnmower and

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Speaker 1: ran away and got away, ditched it at an alley.

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Speaker 1: And then now the Port Arthur Police Department are asking

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Speaker 1: the public to report any information on the incident and

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Speaker 1: call the tip line. It will be confidential and there's

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Speaker 1: a potential reward. But it's so funny. Why is there

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Speaker 1: cast reward? They should pay this guy fifteen dollars from

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Speaker 1: mowing their grass.

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Speaker 2: I have never heard of a more mess like crime.

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Speaker 2: This is a guy who's like, I'm gonna steal this

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Speaker 2: little more. Look at this grass. Oh, this is very

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Speaker 2: uncount ah.

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Speaker 1: I love the smell of fresh cut grass. I can't

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Speaker 1: I can't leave it like this. I can't leave it

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Speaker 1: like this. I'll look at the back. The back's man too.

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Speaker 1: I gotta do the back. I know he probably did

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Speaker 1: the little crisscross classy thing that drives the neighbors. Watch.

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Speaker 2: I want to see David Lynch trek this movie about

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Speaker 2: this guy pushing his.

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Speaker 1: Lawnmower like you. Um, yeah, So, I guess if you

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Speaker 1: this guy, they know who it is. So I guess

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Speaker 1: it's any matter of time. He must have a record

488
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Speaker 1: because if not, you're like, what did he do? Really?

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Speaker 1: He borrowed a lawn mower. He didn't take it like

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Speaker 1: they got it back, he left it. I think this

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Speaker 1: is sort of a shake your hands and say, don't

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Speaker 1: do it again, young man. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Marcus Hubbard, if you're out there, I mean we

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Speaker 2: we do know you're out there.

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Speaker 1: It is Marcus Hubbard, right, that's the thing. It is,

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Speaker 1: it is. I have a name for him. Start a

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Speaker 1: lawnmowing our landscape and just bro, you got the free press,

498
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Speaker 1: brall it mo clips at night? You know eclipse all right,

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Speaker 1: that's not bad. Did you see that blood moon a

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Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. I did. I did. Indeed, it

501
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Speaker 1: was very impressive.

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Speaker 2: It was really big, and it was like right at

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Speaker 2: the end of my street and a bunch of people

504
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Speaker 2: were just out looking at the moon in the streets

505
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Speaker 2: in the city, which was like, this is nice because

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Speaker 2: I feel like when you're in the city you simply

507
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Speaker 2: don't notice that there's an amazing thing happening at all times.

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Speaker 1: Right red too, it was red Red. I thought, when

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Speaker 1: there's always these things where it's like this is going

510
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Speaker 1: to be the last weird assic, This is a super

511
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Speaker 1: a super blue moon. And you're like, what, I can't

512
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Speaker 1: see it or whatever? Yeah, seen it? Not more interesting

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Speaker 1: than my phone screen, but that that blood moon was

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Speaker 1: on point. The first major party I threw in college,

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Speaker 1: major party, campus big one, like a two hundred person

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Speaker 1: plus party.

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Speaker 2: My god, you had like an eighties teen sex comedy party.

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Speaker 1: Dude. We threw so many. My buddy Franco would be

519
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Speaker 1: the cup master. He didn't drink at the time, so

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Speaker 1: he would wear a backpack full of solo cups and

521
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Speaker 1: we would tie a solo cup onto his head and

522
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Speaker 1: you would have to buy. But we were really cool,

523
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Speaker 1: so we would only charge two dollars for a cup

524
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Speaker 1: and nobody like, nobody would be like what the hell.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's like, this is very cool, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: So Frank would be the cup master, super low rates.

527
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Speaker 1: And then we had tons of parking and we lived.

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Speaker 1: Our house was in Belchertown, Massachusetts. It's a great name

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Speaker 1: for chugg and beer and surrounded by trees, and nobody

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Speaker 1: had really bothered us out there, so we had set

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Speaker 1: up beer pong tables in the back. We would build

532
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Speaker 1: ice luges and take an iron and building c it

533
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Speaker 1: was like in the country a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like in the woods and it was

535
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Speaker 2: your house and then like woods around it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of houses still left and right. But

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Speaker 1: they were all also college students, so it was a

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Speaker 1: party house. These parties would get so big sometimes I

539
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Speaker 1: would get invited to my own parties. People were like,

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Speaker 1: we're going to this house. I'm like, that's where I live.

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Speaker 1: And so we did not understand how big this was

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Speaker 1: going to get. And then people across We had like

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Speaker 1: three or four kegs going, but people brought their own everything,

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Speaker 1: and then we had all these little shots and everything

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Speaker 1: you can do. So as I'm going to sleep, I

546
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Speaker 1: like look out off the deck and just the sheer

547
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Speaker 1: number of people in trash. I'm like, well, I know

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Speaker 1: tomorrow is going to be like the worst day of

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Speaker 1: cleanup of all time. Also, I should note that we

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Speaker 1: made like a big thing of just you know, whatever

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Speaker 1: you call it, wherever you're from, where you just dump

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Speaker 1: every alcohol you have left over, and a ton of

553
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Speaker 1: fruit punch and a ton of like orange soda and

554
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: you're just like, here's punch, Yeah, drink it. But then

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Speaker 1: we were so weird. We peeled bananas and put them

556
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Speaker 1: in there just to be stupid, So nobody drank it

557
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: because it looked disgusting just to see these bananas falling apart.

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Speaker 1: So we decided to convince all these people to go

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Speaker 1: bobbing for bananas in this giant tupperware bin. And these

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Speaker 1: two kids were like, fuck it, I'll do it. So

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Speaker 1: we wanted to psych them up, and we didn't know

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Speaker 1: what to chant, so my buddy just started saying Taliban.

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Speaker 1: So then we had two hundred massholes chanting Taliban while

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Speaker 1: two kids that didn't know each other had their heads

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Speaker 1: completely submerged giant punch and one came up with a

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Speaker 1: put hand in as well. Fantastic party, is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Great party.

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Speaker 2: And if there was anyway got Thank god YouTube did

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Speaker 2: not exist at that time.

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Speaker 1: All social media didn't exist. Smartphones like people had what

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Speaker 1: two megapixel cameras back then. It would have just looked

572
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Speaker 1: like a cubat game happening and people chanting like now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it'll just been us running going so I uh, we

574
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Speaker 1: all pass out, or five guys live in the house,

575
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: people passed out everywhere. I wake up in the morning

576
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Speaker 1: to snickering and whistle and laughter. The sun is pouring

577
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: through my downstairs basement room windows, and I just see

578
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: muddy bear feet printsing around my yard. And I look

579
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: out the window and there are four or five women

580
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: who are wearing flowy, almost like tapestry looking dresses, cleaning

581
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Speaker 1: the yard, just picking up all the trash. They're a

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Speaker 1: college age. They must have gone to U Mass. They

583
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: were clearly enhanced. They were on something that making them

584
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: very enhanced. So I was arguably the most responsible at

585
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Speaker 1: the time in that house. So I go upstairs and

586
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Speaker 1: a guy named John, who would often crash on our

587
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Speaker 1: sofas a parties, is looking out this big window at them,

588
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Speaker 1: and he's like, these hippie girls are cleaning the yard.

589
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Speaker 1: And I'm like what He's like, They look like little

590
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: fairies out there. They're cleaning the yard. And these girls

591
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: were just like zonked out of their minds and they

592
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: were so nice. And Western Mass is very green, some

593
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: would describe it as crunchy, so I think that they

594
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: were just cleaning up and recycling as they went, and

595
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 1: we're watching them, and so I opened up my sloting

596
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: glass door that's upstairs, and I'm like, thank you so

597
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,959
Speaker 1: much for this, and they just laugh and continue cleaning,

598
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: like little cleaning fairies. And then but this guy John goes,

599
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: should we toss them some food? And I was like,

600
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: they're not livestock, Like we don't have to we can

601
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: go down and offer them food. But I think he

602
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: just thought we were gonna like take handfuls of food

603
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: and be like thanks, creatures. But there, and then they

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Speaker 1: just left. They all just got in somebody's car and

605
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: drove away. I have no idea who they were, but

606
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: to this day it was like a mystical And I

607
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: wasn't on drugs. It wasn't like I was just fantasizing

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Speaker 1: this and cleaning it up Fantasia style. But yeah, these

609
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: little cleaning hippie fairies and Western Mass saved me from

610
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Speaker 1: four hours of shitty, hungover label.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's beautiful. Also, I like hippies, oh man,

612
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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I like a hippie, especially if they loved

613
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Speaker 2: to clean. Clean hippies.

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Speaker 1: Yes, two thousands hippie. Totally nice person, totally nice.

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Speaker 2: Let me give you a teaser into.

616
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Speaker 1: Oh a little teaser. I'm having fun. I'm gonna crack

617
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Speaker 1: open another I'm gonna get some.

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Speaker 2: More bubbles and bubbles We've got bubbles.

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Speaker 1: We got bubbles here.

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Speaker 2: It is here, it is US government report propose nuking

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Speaker 2: the moon.

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Speaker 1: Newly released documents reveal, I mean, what is sure? All right,

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Speaker 1: cover your heads, watch your sixes. We'll be back with

624
00:33:32,840 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: this bananas after dark. Hey, folks, we are back warm bananas.

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Speaker 1: You know what just happened as we.

626
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Speaker 2: Took what happened to took our break to get more

627
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 2: bubble take it more bubbles. So my dog, my dog

628
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 2: always does this, and which is whenever I get up

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Speaker 2: from sitting on the couch, she will then come and

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00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: sit exactly where I was sitting. And then when I

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00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 2: come back, she moves over and goes back to where

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00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 2: she was sitting. And my and and like it's like

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Speaker 2: a very it's a difference between how my wife and

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Speaker 2: I view the dog because in my opinion, what's happening

635
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: is the dog's like there's a warm spot and we'll

636
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 2: get that warm spot.

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Speaker 1: And in Lauren's.

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00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 2: Opinion, the dog rope the dog is instinctually keeping the

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Speaker 2: spot warm for me, so like moving over to like

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Speaker 2: keep it warm and till I return, and then going back.

641
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 2: And I don't think that there's Eddie way that that

642
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 2: is possibly true. But I love that she will defend

643
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,280
Speaker 2: this dog to the end of the earth.

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00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: She will defend the dog to the end. It's very beautiful. Well,

645
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Speaker 1: I like her version because it's beautiful.

646
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 2: It's very nice. Also, guys, if this comes in, this

647
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 2: will come out. June seventh and eight, seventh and eighth, June.

648
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Speaker 2: See you tonight, Yeah, tonight. We're in Denver, in Denver, Colorado,

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00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: come on out to that. June seventeenth. I'm in San Diego. Yes, June.

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Speaker 2: Here's a new one, Scott. I just got set today.

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Speaker 2: June twenty third, my guy. June twenty third, twenty fourth,

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Speaker 2: and twenty fifth in Madison, Wisconsin. Oh, doing some stand

653
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Speaker 2: up at Comedy on State, which is a great club.

654
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Speaker 2: You're gonna love it. Great club, come on out. I

655
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Speaker 2: have no idea how many people anybody in Wisconsin come

656
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Speaker 2: to Madison. It's a fun time on for once. I mean,

657
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Speaker 2: I'll hang out with anybody in Madison, Wisconsin.

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Speaker 1: This guy's gonna have an immune boys summer. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be great.

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Speaker 2: And then, of course July fourteenth, Asbury Park. July seventeenth,

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Speaker 2: the Bellhouse in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: Scott, you got any shout outs. Yes I do, and

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Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm a little drunk for this because we

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Speaker 1: gotta call something here, KURTI Bee, Yeah, we can no

665
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: longer do birthday show. Yes, I agree. I'm so sorry

666
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: to our beloved bananimals. I went so I screen grab

667
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: everything you guys send me, and I went back through

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Speaker 1: my screen grabs and just birthdays alone. I was eighty

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Speaker 1: three behind because we don't record every week when we

670
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: have live shows, we don't record. So anyways, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get to some I have one serious shout out and

672
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna hammer through like fifteen quick birthday once

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Speaker 1: and then I'm so sorry. We love you. Guys are

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Speaker 1: so great interacting with us on direct messages. It just

675
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: has It turns out everybody has a birthday for you,

676
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: which news to this old dog.

677
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Speaker 2: And this is for everyone who skips this shout out section.

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Speaker 1: We'll know it. You know, we know we.

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00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 2: Get a text every time you skip, just so you

680
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 2: know we are aware of every time you skip.

681
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: Are our shout out are? We are the urban legend

682
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Speaker 1: of the thing. You can put any swimming pools, so

683
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: if somebody it dies, different colors around them. So you

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Speaker 1: can see.

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00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 2: What definitely a dad invented that not real at all.

686
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: It's impossible and still and still to this day, I

687
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 2: don't pee in pools because I think it might be

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Speaker 2: a thing.

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00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: Just in just in case, just in case, it got

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00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: stained all around you. Yusles. Oh no, that's what they

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00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: say on the doll up Love. We want to shout

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Speaker 1: out Jan dugh Jan, thank you for the wonderful message.

693
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: We're sending lots of love to you during this tough time. Jan,

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Speaker 1: send us a very beautiful dmir Jan, We're thinking about you.

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Speaker 1: And then, like I said, the bananas. The bananamals have

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00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: birthdays every year. It's crazy to us. The birthdays have

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00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: become unwieldy. So to be fair, I'm going to rattle

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Speaker 1: off a bunch right now, but this is it for

699
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Speaker 1: the banana stuff. You will do shout outs in the future.

700
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: But it's just we can't do bananas. I mean, we

701
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Speaker 1: got drugs. We can't do birthdays. We can't do birthdays anymore.

702
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: While Scottie rattles off their last of the birthday bananas,

703
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Speaker 2: I will sing a song that says goodbye to birthdays.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I love this happy Birthday to Brittany from Ben.

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00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: Happy belated birthday to Rob and tuttle By Birthday Alexis

706
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: and Sophia from I think it's Mikayla. It could be Mickeyala,

707
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: but anyways, you are all at our Fort Wayne Show.

708
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Happy birthday Alexis Myers from Jordan Good Rachel.

709
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: Happy birthday from Emily Hys. Happy very extremely belated birthday

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Speaker 1: to her husband Chris Madison. Kurt's going to be performing it.

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00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: She's a news producer in Florida. Happy belated birthday, Madison

712
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: Jess from Katie Langley, Happy birthday. Happy birthday to Mirandom.

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00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: I think it is Mirandom. We love you. Have a

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Speaker 1: great year and final dark Night. The last birthday on

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Speaker 1: bananas is Natalie Bonnell. Natalie shares the same birthday as

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Speaker 1: our benevolent overlord, Georgia. Hearts Dark June eighth. I saw

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Speaker 1: Georgia last week. We had a very fun time at

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Speaker 1: Club TG together. So goodny birthday to all our ban animals.

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Speaker 1: Anybody who has a banana in the next it has

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Speaker 1: a birthday of the next twelve months. Happy birthday. We

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Speaker 1: love you no more. We'll just say happy bye. Birthday

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Speaker 1: is on BNA. God, that was gorgeous. That was poetry.

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Speaker 1: That was gorgeous. Here. I've been getting in shape for

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Speaker 1: our tours, you know, I want to have the endurance

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Speaker 1: to talk for ninety minutes about Silly's content with some

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Speaker 1: of our beloved Banana. I've been running the stairs. Well.

727
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Speaker 1: I have yoga with Adrian, I have Fitbob, that app

728
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Speaker 1: that we're doing ads for now, which actually is pretty

729
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Speaker 1: damn cool. Love that fit Bot. But I've been running

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Speaker 1: the Baxter stairs. Have you ever done the baxterstairs? Baxter

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Speaker 1: Stairs are two hundred and thirty stairs, very steep stairs,

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Speaker 1: right near Lesion Park and I started walking them a

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Speaker 1: few weeks ago and now I'm up to running them.

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Speaker 1: And I ran them today and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: wonder how many stairs this is? Because I get too exhausted.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going to die. So I stopped

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Speaker 1: counting around one hundred and something. So I look alied

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Speaker 1: at a there's a yelp for it. Of course, who

739
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Speaker 1: wouldn't yelpstairs, dude. So it's all these people like great workout,

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Speaker 1: cool view of the city, the ouch, my butt hurts,

741
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: like all that kind of stuff. And then some legend

742
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Speaker 1: just wrote the review A great place to smoke cigarettes

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Speaker 1: in the rain.

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Speaker 2: Also, it rains so rarely exactly in Los Angeles that

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Speaker 2: this is. This is a this is a once a

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Speaker 2: year event on the back stairs.

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Speaker 1: Such a great review of such a dumb fitness I

748
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Speaker 1: love it. All right, are you ready for this story? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hit me home boy. Here it is.

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Speaker 2: If you've forgotten what it is, I have called US

751
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Speaker 2: government report proposed nuking the Moon newly for what has happened?

752
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Speaker 1: It revealed? It's amazing. This is.

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Speaker 2: This was on LiveScience dot com, written by Brandon Spector,

754
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Speaker 2: and I'm pretty sure I just found this on my

755
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Speaker 2: own if this was sent him by someone I deeply

756
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Speaker 2: deeply about in.

757
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Speaker 1: The business here Randon B. I T. B. Specter.

758
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Speaker 2: The US governments now defunct Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program

759
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 2: aa TOWN supportee spent millions of taxpayer dollars to research

760
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Speaker 2: bizarre experimental technologies such as invisibility cloaks, I'm into it,

761
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Speaker 2: anti gravity devices, traversible wormholes, and a proposal to tunnel

762
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Speaker 2: through the Moon with nuclear explosives, according to dozens of

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Speaker 2: documents obtained by Vice dot Com. The documents, which include

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Speaker 2: nearly sixteen hundred pages of reports, proposals, contracts, and meeting

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Speaker 2: notes reveal some of the stranger priorities of AATIP, a

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Speaker 2: secretive Department of Defense program that ran And you would imagine,

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Speaker 2: Scotti that this program ran. Oh, I don't know, from

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Speaker 2: nineteen sixty nine to nineteen seventy four, Right, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: would guess something exactly like that two thousand seven to

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Speaker 2: twenty twelve.

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay.

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Speaker 2: It only became known to the public in twenty seventeen

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Speaker 2: when the program's former director resigned from the Pentagon. That year,

774
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Speaker 2: AATIP became synonymous with UFOs thanks to several now infamous

775
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Speaker 2: videos of unidentified aircraft moving in seemingly impossible ways that

776
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 2: formula director Louis Elizondo leaked to the press after his resignation.

777
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 2: But the new documents suggest AATIP was up to more

778
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Speaker 2: than just investigating reported UFO encounters. The entire cash of

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Speaker 2: fifty one documents obtained by VICE via a Freedom of

780
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Speaker 2: Information Act requests filed four years ago, can be read here.

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Speaker 2: Perhaps most intriguing him on the documents are the several

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Speaker 2: dozen Defense Intelligence Referendum documents, which discussed the viability of

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Speaker 2: various advanced technologies.

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Speaker 1: This is what we're talking about. Blah blah blah blah

785
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah. Smart people's stuff.

786
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all. It's all like wormhole stuff, visibility.

787
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Speaker 1: I'm into bubble.

788
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 2: Can you do a report on bubbles?

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Speaker 1: Do O D many of them? Also, I think that

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Speaker 1: guy Luis Alessando is a fraud. I think you guys

791
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Speaker 1: fake what. I think that guy was posing as something.

792
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: I saw some uh well, one huge fan of last

793
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Speaker 1: podcast on Left We love Henry Sebrawski, old school buddy.

794
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Speaker 1: But I was watching some showtime doc called UFO on

795
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Speaker 1: my flights just I love a good that's great watching

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Speaker 1: on an air. Yeah, and they were talking about recent

797
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Speaker 1: UFO stuff, and I think that guy's full of crap.

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Speaker 1: But maybe I'm totally wrong.

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Speaker 2: Oh I thought he actually like ran the Pentagon.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe not. We're gonna We're gonna.

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Speaker 2: Get correct We'll find out. Yeah, we will get corrected.

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Speaker 2: Someone corrected me, Someone corrected us. Someone emailed us to

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Speaker 2: just tell me that a shindig was a big party

804
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Speaker 2: because I was making fun of red hot chili. Pepper

805
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Speaker 2: is addicted to the shindig, and so someone just just

806
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 2: like copy and pasted the definition of shindig, which is

807
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Speaker 2: apparently a large party. So my apologies to the red

808
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Speaker 2: hot chili pepper community if I insulted the shindig. All right,

809
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 2: so here we are. We're back at this. So the

810
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Speaker 2: whole point is, let's actually just figure out how we're

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Speaker 2: supposed to nuke the mute the moon, because there's just

812
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Speaker 2: a bunch of like, you know, different there was no

813
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Speaker 2: there's an old Mister Show sketch about we're gonna blow

814
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 2: up the moon, which funny, so I love that they

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Speaker 2: actually wrote millions of dollars. Of course here it is.

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Speaker 2: Many of the reports obviously stressed the impracticality impracticalities of

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Speaker 2: implementing advanced technologies obviously mm hmmm. In the d r

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Speaker 2: D r D Report on Invisibility Cloaking, for example, the

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Speaker 2: author of the author writes that perfect cloaking devices are

820
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Speaker 2: impossible because they require materials where the speed of light

821
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Speaker 2: approaches infinity. However, cloaking devices that make objects invisible.

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Speaker 1: To micro blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: Other reports do not shy away from bold, sometimes outlandish proposal.

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Speaker 2: Outlandish proposal I mean.

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Speaker 1: We're in it now. Boy, cut that out. Cut that out.

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Speaker 1: Kanie sometimes said.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes outlandish proposals for realizing advanced technologies. In a report

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Speaker 2: on quote negative mass propulsion, the author composes a plan

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Speaker 2: to look for extremely lightweight metals in the center of

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Speaker 2: the mood me too, maybe one hundred thousand times lighter

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Speaker 2: than steel, but still have the strength of steel. I

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Speaker 2: love also the way that this is written, that it's

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Speaker 2: that it could be that these do not exist in

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Speaker 2: the center of the moon, that there's like a good

835
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Speaker 2: chance that they these are not real things. Yeah, to

836
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Speaker 2: reach this, well, there's only one big way to fight.

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Speaker 1: We got a blast off to reach the center of

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Speaker 1: the moon.

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Speaker 2: The author suggests blasting a tunnel through the mantle using

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Speaker 2: thermonuclear explosives.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty great. Yep, there it is, folks.

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Speaker 2: That is how we're gonna nuke the moon. And we're

843
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 2: not gonna do it because this was you know, gotten

844
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Speaker 2: rid of. But again this was.

845
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Speaker 1: Uh also all how long ago, ten years ago.

846
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Speaker 2: And also all a scam too, So this was handed

847
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Speaker 2: to the company, Uh, this company called Bigelow at Bigelow

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Speaker 2: Aerospace Advanced Space.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that guy's a huge deal. That guy's a huge really,

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Speaker 1: that guy's like a billionaire. Robert Bigelow, Oh he's crazy.

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Speaker 1: He's got this wild mustache, he's he looks. Oh he's insane.

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00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 2: He's insane, right, because it's the company run by Robert Bigelow,

853
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: a personal friend of late Senator Harry Reid very close,

854
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 2: who was responsible for the creation AATIP. So Harry Reid

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00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 2: created a t I P and then awarded his friend

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Speaker 2: a ten million dollar contract to just fucking write about

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Speaker 2: nuking the moon.

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Speaker 1: This is how things work. Folks invisibility cloak, super cool

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Speaker 1: every I mean, I'm glad they don't exist for a

860
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: lot of reasons. One time I was part of it,

861
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,439
Speaker 1: and somebody was like, what superpower would you have? Because

862
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: of course a little other minds and everybody's going around saying,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'd fly like people were like honestly flying

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Speaker 1: or honestly invisibility or whatever. And then my buddy skip

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Speaker 1: good old Jacob Jones goes, I don't know, I just

866
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: want something like barbecue sauce coming out of my fingers.

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00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: He just wanted barbecue sauce to be coming it. And

868
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Speaker 1: I was like a friend for life with that guy,

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Speaker 1: what would yours be? What would yours be? Being able

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Speaker 1: to see go?

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00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Probably? Uh, what's the I guess I wouldn't want to

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Speaker 1: live forever, like I wouldn't want to be whatever. Yeah,

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00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: so I guess flight flight. It would be cool to

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00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: have a simple power like I could make everything go

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00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: back thirty seconds.

877
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 2: Like just time travelers time travels mind, because I'm obsessed

878
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: by the way everyone speaking of that is what I wanted.

879
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: To talk about. Oh, came back to egg on your face?

880
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: Made you cry? That's what you're going for The.

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00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 2: Time Traveler's Wife on, Yes, sir, Time Traveler's Wife. Folks,

882
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 2: I've only seen the first episode. I've only seen the pilot,

883
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 2: but I've got a suspicion that they did it right

884
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 2: this time. As everyone knows, I'm a big fan of

885
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 2: The Time Traveler's Wife, the book.

886
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 1: The movie was horrible.

887
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: I still crying out on a plane and I definitely

888
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 2: we cried watching this one, and then texted Scotty and

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Speaker 2: Chris said about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so then both made fun of me, but in

891
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: a loving way. But in a very loving loving of course,

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Speaker 1: you did.

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Speaker 2: I'm very excited about the Time Traveler's Wife let's I

894
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 2: might start another podcast where I just watched The Time

895
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Speaker 2: Traveler's Wife.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the time Travelers, huss. There's just ten episodes

897
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: of this podcast.

898
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 2: For the ten episodes that that show will exist, because

899
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 2: there's no way in hell it's getting a second season.

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00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: It's just you crying for one hour every week, and

901
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: you can play it and cry with Kurt. You can

902
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: watch it and Kurt will cry, like, let me explain

903
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: to you why I find this very emotional. I'm glad

904
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: you like it. I wish everybody loved something like that.

905
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: I really do love it.

906
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 2: I mean, it's so cheesy, but there's some as long

907
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 2: as they give some teeth to it, which I think

908
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 2: they will, I'm pretty to you.

909
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: Gotta have teeth, guys, Go Stottie, give me another story.

910
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 2: Give me my last story, give us our last story.

911
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,720
Speaker 1: So anything else we need to talk about? Oh Splitty

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Speaker 1: in the City. July twenty third, and Christella Alonzo has

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Speaker 1: agreed to be our guest.

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Speaker 2: At the Liveo So Cristella Alonzo.

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00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 1: The Bananamals loved Christella when she was on the pot

916
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: about a month ago. Everybody was like, great guest, Well,

917
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: she's gonna be live, So get your butts out to

918
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: the downhill one k first annual and all the money

919
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: goes to LA Food Bank, and LA Food Bank is

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00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: aware of it now and they are freaking pumped. We're

921
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: gonna put some food in some mats.

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Speaker 2: Talking July twenty third, come dresses a banana and walk

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Speaker 2: a downhill one k and end with a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Folks. That's right, okay. Last story sent in by Lauren

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Speaker 1: Alard or a Larine. Thank you Lauren, very cool of you.

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Speaker 1: This was written by Joe Davida for loudwire dot com.

927
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Speaker 1: I have heard of loudwire dot com. Loudwire man, m

928
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Speaker 1: that's all you need to know. Joe Devita really good

929
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Speaker 1: in the business. A baby was born during a Metallica

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00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: concert in Brazil. Oh my god? Whoa sweet?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Also awesome? Wow onh okay. I have so many questions,

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Speaker 2: but continue.

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Speaker 1: I hope I can answer some of them by reading

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Speaker 1: this article to you, written by Joe Davida for loudwire

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Speaker 1: dot Com. Loudwire loudwire dot com. How many times a

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Speaker 1: day does your phone notify you about something? On loudwire

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Speaker 1: dot com.

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Speaker 2: I've actually I've actually gotten rid of my phone because

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Speaker 2: it was only loudwire notifications and I couldn't get anything done.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have your children are gonna have an undocumented

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Speaker 1: life because of Joe Davida at loud around with a

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Speaker 1: laptop now, Oh hell ya doggie Uh. At a Metallica

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Speaker 1: concert in Brasil, a fan who was thirty six weeks

946
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Speaker 1: pregnant went into labor at the end of the show

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Speaker 1: and gave birth inside the stadium to a baby boy

948
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Speaker 1: as the band was closing out the night with Enter Sandman. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2: The baby came out during Enter Sandman.

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Speaker 1: During the encore. Also, I'm gonna jump, I'm gonna uh

951
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: what a spoilers. Yeah, they didn't name him Sandman. Wouldn't

952
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: you name that baby Sandman if he entered the world

953
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: during Enter Sandman? You have to name that kid, saying

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Speaker 1: you do.

955
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 2: Unfortunately you do have to name him Sandman. And in

956
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 2: Brazil Sandman and Portuguese probably sounds so ugly that it

957
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 2: makes people's faces fun.

958
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: We have a we have Brazilian ban animals. Brazilian ban animals.

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00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: Send us a DM, let us know what Sandman is.

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00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: The translation is, please, I'll.

961
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 2: Talk about Portuguese is so beautiful. I mean everything is

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00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 2: beautiful compared to sand Man.

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00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: Go ahead. Although medical personnel arrived with the intentions of

964
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 1: taking her to a nearby hospital ambulance, that was out

965
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: of the realm of possibility as the because Metallica was

966
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: are still playing. Yeah they are that good. We were

967
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: all inside for two years or or whatever. It's psyched. Yeah,

968
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: they're fun too. I love watching Metallica. They are fund

969
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: The baby was born. I think it's I'm gonna get

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00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: the pronunciation wrong, but it looks like it's Lewon l

971
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: u a n, which probably has a better pronunciation than

972
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: that pretty name. Lewan was born at eleven fifteen to

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00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: the sound of Enter Sandman. They who entered labor. The mother,

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00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: whose name was Joyce. Joyce entered labor three songs before

975
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: the show was to end, so she gave birth very quickly.

976
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: And Metallica concerts are two hour shows. Yeah, so she

977
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: got her money's worth. We could say Joyce got her

978
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: cost of admission was covered. Name that baby, Sandman, What

979
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: are we doing me? Somebody that's never gonna have kids

980
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: ruined that person's life. Whoopsie Daisy. As Metallica returned so yeah,

981
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: she had a three songs at the end, meaning the

982
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: birthing process that started right around the same time as

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00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: the encore did and when they returned the stage to

984
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 1: do a battery. I don't know why this ding dong

985
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: what's his name? Joe Devita wrote talk about smashing through

986
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 1: the boundaries. I mean, I know why because it's specially

987
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: with a boundary. It's part of batteries. But it's fine. Uh,

988
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: you know, it was a stretch better joke. In every

989
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: show I go to, something has to happen, but this

990
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 1: time I think I've outdone myself, Joyce added with a laugh.

991
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 1: Love her. Wow you You can view the screenshots of

992
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: Metallica's reshare on Instagram. They took a family excuse me,

993
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,399
Speaker 1: Metallico went and took a picture with her in the hospital. Awesome. Yeah,

994
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: it's so great. I mean they get it. There's such

995
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 1: a huge band that now it's just like, let's just

996
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: make individuals' lives better. So congrata, congratulations to the entire family.

997
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: Horns up for Luan or God, I know I'm saying

998
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: that wrong with a Brazilian accent. My apologies, but we

999
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: can't wait for the day when he learns how he

1000
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: came into the world.

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00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Oh man, I hope that it was. I do

1002
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 2: hope that it wasn't like uh, I hope that was

1003
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 2: kind of like a an amphitheater that had grass or

1004
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 2: something soft like, not that it was like in those

1005
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 2: like just plastic seats, do you know what I mean?

1006
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 1: The plastic seats.

1007
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 2: Of a of a of a stadium are great. The

1008
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 2: most uncomfortable place I've ever been.

1009
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: Looking at it. Yeah, I went to Nissan Post pavilion

1010
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 1: and saw Wu Tang and rage against the machine, and

1011
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: the crowd was washing so hard. They ripped those seats

1012
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: and passed them out and created a giant pit. They

1013
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: ripped the entire what entire floor all the floor seats were,

1014
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: the bolted down seats were ripped out and passed in

1015
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: like sections of four over everybody's head all the way.

1016
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 2: Came just like thrown into what year was into a pile.

1017
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 1: Oh God, the bight ish somewhere in there. That's amazing.

1018
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: It was this. It's the only time I've ever been

1019
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: truly scared at a concert where it was like, oh,

1020
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 1: rage comes out and even as they're starting, everybody's like

1021
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,959
Speaker 1: we got some stuff to sell. Well, maybe ninety five

1022
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: it was Wu Tang and rage, and I think rage

1023
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: was first. They must have been first. Yeah right, Oh

1024
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: my god, that's amazing. Yeah, the good old days, the

1025
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: really good old days. Yeah, the weird nineties nineties, and

1026
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: we were like us. We weren't angry guys so like

1027
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: we were just in the nineties being like, why is

1028
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: everybody so pissed? It seems okay. No, in the nineties

1029
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: I was very angry. Oh not me this, but I

1030
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: didn't know what the sea turtles, yeah, the aquarium, just

1031
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: walking around and be like this.

1032
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 2: Furniture, You're all furniture.

1033
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: Welcome to my wonderland. They're like, what we do, man,

1034
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm as starfish, dude, I move real slow. Well, well,

1035
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: I've enjoyed drinking these bubbles with you. Thank you so

1036
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: much for sharing bubbles with me. We should share.

1037
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 2: But come see us live, share some bubbles with us.

1038
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 1: And tonight, if you get this early and it's Tuesday,

1039
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 1: we are in Denver, and if it's last minute, get

1040
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: your booty out there. We're gonna have a good old

1041
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: time and sit it down. Uh Mmm.

1042
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 2: I love is obsessed with saying booty butt now so

1043
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 2: funny to me, it's so funny, and she will repeatedly

1044
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 2: just be like, what's that booty butt? And I'd be like,

1045
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 2: oh man, And every time I go, you got me.

1046
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 1: Burn, I like booty butt. That's cool. Thank you to

1047
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: everyone who's listening animals.

1048
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 2: Thank you to Katie Levine, our producer. Thank you to

1049
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 2: Lisa always Nagged, our intern, who is also.

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00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: Our full human intern, full human being. Thank you to

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00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: Georgia and Karen. Thank you, Scottie, Thank you to Curdie

1052
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 1: Bee ker Brown, all that we have the best time

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Speaker 1: and we keep growing. And thank you to all our

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00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: new bananamals. Welcome aboard, say hey, let us. Bananas is

1055
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: an exactly right media production.

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00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human not a robot intern.