1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,640 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the great Adam Carolla. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:09,039 Speaker 1: It's extra large because four hours simply usn't enough. This 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:16,119 Speaker 1: is armstrong and getty extra large. Adam Carolla, one of 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: the most popular podcasters on Earth, comedian writer, doing a 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: bunch of shows in Reno this weekend at the Virginia 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: Street brew House. Go see him. He just had to 7 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: add another show because he's so damned popular. Hello, Adam, 8 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: how are you hi. I'm a big fan of listen 9 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: to you guys every morning at here on. Yeah, so 10 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: now I'm going to be all nervous and I suck 11 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 1: even more than usual. So the Virginia Street bru House 12 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 1: and Rino actually like has human beings inside a building. 13 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: We live in California. That thing is not happening here. 14 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 1: So they're actually open there. Yeah, they're actually they're actually open. 15 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: It's like a dinner thing. So it's not a club, 16 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: you know, a stand up like a traditional stand up thing, 17 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 1: because god forbid, we open California and just any I mean, 18 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: the rules are so ridiculous. You know. I'm out here 19 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: in Burbank, California. A friend of mine from high school 20 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: runs this uh kind of honky tonk eatery called Tinhorn Flats. 21 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: He stayed open for outdoor dining during It's it's literally 22 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,040 Speaker 1: up the street from where I am right now. I 23 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: ate there with my son during the outdoor dining band 24 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:34,959 Speaker 1: and the shut is electricity. And now they pad locked 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 1: his doors and for for stuff they were wrong about 26 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: and had no evidence to substantiate. You know, outdoor dining 27 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: was was dangerous. It's now punitive. It's now we've now 28 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,639 Speaker 1: crossed them. It's time to be punished, and they're gonna 29 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: set They're gonna send a message to any other taxpayers 30 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: and job creators who dared defy them. Yeah, we did 31 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: that story the other day. I didn't know as your 32 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: theas place, but um, so freaking maddening to me. So 33 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: you you make it illegal to open outdoor with no 34 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 1: evidence to back up, Why then when you violate that, 35 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: then they can shut you down for violating health rules. 36 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: I mean that sounds like the Soviet Union, right, And 37 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 1: it's basically, you know, it's one thing to have the 38 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: government say, well, we have a health inspector and we 39 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: have some standards, and we have to check for rodents 40 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: in your kitchen. Sure this is them saying drop and 41 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: give me twenty and you go, what why should I 42 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: do that? And they go, well, you'd like to keep 43 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:42,119 Speaker 1: your license, you'd like to keep your electrical open. They 44 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: should be apologizing to every business they shut down for 45 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: a month who already bent over backwards to accommodate them 46 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: with outdoor dining. They should send over a fruit basket 47 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 1: to every business they shut down with zero evidence. I 48 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: talked to Dr Drew Yes today. He said, there is 49 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 1: no cases of outdoor transmission. Zero doesn't exactly, of course, 50 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,959 Speaker 1: we can strapolate that. I don't know what your situation 51 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 1: with with kids of school age, but I got two 52 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 1: kids at a school age that I put I had 53 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: to put my son in a private school, even though 54 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: I'm a taxpayer and school is supposed to be provided 55 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: with my taxes, because they wouldn't open up the school, 56 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: and again no evidence to back that up. It makes 57 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 1: me so mad. I can't even hardly talk about it. 58 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: I got fourteen year old twins. They've been in their 59 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: rooms for over a year, and I talked to my 60 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: son last night. I said, when do you guys going 61 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: back to school? And he said, well, now we're gonna 62 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: go back towards the end of April, and I said, 63 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: a great, you go there for three weeks and then 64 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: summer vacation hits. But he said, but here's the thing 65 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: that was interesting. I said, you're going at the end 66 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: of April. What's the schedule and he said, two days on, 67 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: two days off. You could be the Tuesday Thursday class. 68 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: You'd be the Wednesday Friday class. And I said, what 69 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: about Monday and he said, oh, no, no school Monday. 70 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: These guys are turning this into a three day weekend. Now. 71 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: They're literally going from not showing up to every every 72 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: day is a three day week And the moronic media 73 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: keeps reporting on all these schools and saying good news, parents, 74 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 1: the schools are back open, even though for our local 75 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: school it's two days, two hours per day and mandatory 76 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: no teaching because they say it would be unfair to 77 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: the kids that are doing it on zoom if they 78 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: learn anything in the classroom, so there's no teaching during 79 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 1: those two hours for two days. But the media continues 80 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 1: to say the schools are open. It makes me freaking furious. Well, 81 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: the media, you know, the media who's spent in the 82 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: back pocket of the Democrats for the last you know, 83 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: ever since before Trump, but certainly we're sort of fed 84 00:04:54,640 --> 00:05:01,919 Speaker 1: creatine during Trump's range. These guys are bending themselves into 85 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 1: pretzels trying to protect these horrible policies, and unfortunately they're 86 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: starting to break, or fortunately they're starting to break, you 87 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, even the media can't keep 88 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: this up, whether it's the border situation, whether schools being closed, 89 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: whether it's you know, double masking after you've gotten the vaccination, 90 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: even the media can't keep going with this. Like this 91 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: is basically the media is essentially like you know in 92 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 1: those crime caper movies where they go, we're gonna rob this, uh, 93 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 1: we're gonna rob this jewelry store. And there's the one 94 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,599 Speaker 1: guy going, fine, i'll drive, and then they go here's 95 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: a gun, and he goes, no, I don't want to 96 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 1: kill anybody. I mean, I'll participate. But it's getting we're 97 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 1: going too deep now. So I think a lot of 98 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: the mainstream media, I think the problem with what's going 99 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: on and some of these guys, it's like Gavin Newsom, 100 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: you know, Gavin Newsom is is losing a lot of 101 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: his base and a lot of the mainstream media now 102 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 1: or Cuomo. You know what I mean, They've they've gone 103 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:17,039 Speaker 1: so far that they're actually losing their constituency. Well, Gavin 104 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,839 Speaker 1: Newsom has been so bad for so long. Virtually every 105 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: aspect of his administration is just sucked, and it's you know, 106 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: it's good to see the recalls happening and the rest 107 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 1: of it, but I don't really see the well, you 108 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: know what I almost said, I don't see the l 109 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: A Times calling them out that much. But they did 110 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 1: have pretty good coverage of, for instance, the thirty to 111 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: forty billion dollars worth a squandered unemployment benefits and stuff 112 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 1: like that they've given. And I'm a good whooping on that. 113 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 1: But um thinking that the l A the l A Times, 114 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 1: sorry for cutting you off. Go ahead, the l A Times. 115 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: You know what they're doing. They're not waking up, they're 116 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 1: thawing out. Which there's a difference, you know, wake up. 117 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,479 Speaker 1: They're not getting a cold bucket of water in the face. 118 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: They're just fine. They're just kind of going slowly starting 119 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: to melt away and start to the ice is melting 120 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: away and we're starting to kind of wake up to this. 121 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: And after all, I guess we were a newspaper, so 122 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: we should do something. You know, it's a slow process, 123 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: but it's it's like turning around a battleship, you know. 124 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: They just they started turning. Well, especially because so many 125 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: of the people in newsrooms these days, and we're speaking 126 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: from personal experience, they're kids. I mean they they're not 127 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: died in the in the whole old timey principal journalists. 128 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,240 Speaker 1: There are a bunch of woke kids who've been out 129 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 1: of college for six months. They don't know what they're 130 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 1: supposed to be. Well, they were told they're supposed to 131 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 1: be social justice warriors, but so you know, the narrative 132 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 1: is the only thing that matters to them. Honestly, that's 133 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,640 Speaker 1: the way it seems anyway. Yeah, it's an it's an 134 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 1: interesting phenomenon, and I think you stumbled onto which is 135 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 1: since colleges have sort of become the centers where you go, 136 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 1: everyone has to pick a cause, everyone's got to choose 137 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 1: a side, everyone's got to be woke, everyone's got to 138 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 1: be a warrior. Well then, how are you supposed to 139 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 1: leave that behind when you leave campus? Well, well they are. 140 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: They're sent out in the world to do precisely the 141 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: opposite their religious zealots. They're out there to spread the gospel. Right, 142 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 1: But then you you get a job for the New 143 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,920 Speaker 1: York Times, obviously you're just gonna keep you have a 144 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: mini These are like Mormon missionaries at this point. You 145 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: know they're not there to figure out, you know, what's 146 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:49,079 Speaker 1: what's fair and what's equitable. They're there to extend their agenda. 147 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,200 Speaker 1: How long did you go ahead? I was gonna say 148 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,960 Speaker 1: that the part of this whole thing pandemic is really 149 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,679 Speaker 1: shine the light on it. For me, it's not the media, 150 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 1: and it's not Gavin Newsom, and it's not the government. 151 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 1: The thing that's been eye opening to me is how 152 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: many citizens are willing just to queue up and go 153 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,680 Speaker 1: along with everything. Yeah, it was shocking. Yeah, that was shocking. 154 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,680 Speaker 1: Does too. I didn't know it would be possible to 155 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,319 Speaker 1: shut down the whole town's businesses before this all happened. 156 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: I didn't even know you could do it, even if 157 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,520 Speaker 1: you made it a law. And people were so willing 158 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: to stop going to church, shut down their businesses at 159 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,560 Speaker 1: great expense, let their kids not be educated without much 160 00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: pushback in a lot of areas, it was. It was 161 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 1: surprising to me too. Well, I still see. Polls were 162 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,800 Speaker 1: like half a parents say probably ought to keep the 163 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 1: schools closed until it's safe. What the hell are you 164 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 1: talking about? How about all these people that you know, 165 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,840 Speaker 1: they interview these people on CNN and you know, they're 166 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:49,480 Speaker 1: talking about Texas fully reopening and dropping all the mandates 167 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:52,120 Speaker 1: and all that stuff, and they interview all these people 168 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 1: and they're like, we've come this far. What's a couple 169 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,440 Speaker 1: of more months. I don't get it. It's like, you 170 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: don't get it. It's it's been a year. What do 171 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 1: you mean, what's a couple What's a couple of more 172 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 1: months to do something that has no fact? Like, what 173 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:11,560 Speaker 1: what do you mean? So that's how long did you 174 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 1: go without doing stand up? Or did you find places 175 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,840 Speaker 1: around the country that we're still open? I just found 176 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 1: places around the country that we're open. I've been to Texas, 177 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:25,679 Speaker 1: I've performed in Texas three times, Oklahoma City, Nashville, I've 178 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,640 Speaker 1: been all over the country. Any place that's open, I go. 179 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 1: That's wild because I live in one of the early 180 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,800 Speaker 1: counties to close in America, and and I mean there's 181 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 1: been nothing happening in my county for like a year. 182 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,440 Speaker 1: But you know that's such as being a California You know, 183 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that Adam's show is entitled Adam 184 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,320 Speaker 1: Corolla is Unprepared. Have you ever noticed that the title 185 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: of your show makes any difference? I mean, if it 186 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,559 Speaker 1: was called Adam Curla shows you his Schwans or Adam 187 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 1: Curla Beats the hell out of your grandmother, anything, does 188 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,120 Speaker 1: that matter? I did do Adam Carolla Beats the Hell 189 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:01,160 Speaker 1: out of your Grandmother, and it was actually five sold 190 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: out shows, people showing up with their nana. There are 191 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 1: more people that don't like their grandparents that do like 192 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:14,559 Speaker 1: the grand that turns out that's beautiful, Oh my god. 193 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:17,959 Speaker 1: And Adam's new book as I am your emotional support animal. Hey, 194 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 1: just to go backward for a second, and not to 195 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,720 Speaker 1: get all policy on people, but the point I'd like 196 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,600 Speaker 1: to make on the show a lot on our radio show, 197 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,080 Speaker 1: because it's important to know this is our system of 198 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:31,680 Speaker 1: government was not designed because everybody loves liberty. It was 199 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 1: designed because a lot of people are sheep and they 200 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,959 Speaker 1: want a king, and the founding Papa's knew it, so 201 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,200 Speaker 1: they designed a system that the majority couldn't vote their 202 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:51,760 Speaker 1: own rights away. No wait, hold on, can you hear me? Yeah, 203 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:57,599 Speaker 1: we can, we can now, are you okay? Yeah? You 204 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,360 Speaker 1: glitched out as you're saying, Joe, that's the singles smartest 205 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,840 Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard in my life. But we'll get 206 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 1: over it. That's all right. Go see Adam Corolla at 207 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 1: the Virginia Street Blue House and Reno this weekend. If 208 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: you can't figure out how to get tickets, you probably 209 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,560 Speaker 1: can't afford them, but you can call seven seven five 210 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:19,560 Speaker 1: seven fifty. That's seven seven five, seven hundred. We appreciate 211 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 1: your time today, Adam. It's always good to talk to you. Thanks. 212 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,480 Speaker 1: Guys always like to be on the show. Thank you. Hey, 213 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: you have some great shows to go kill him extra 214 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 1: large