1 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the 2 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,760 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And yes, we have a little bit 3 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: more communist talk here, and then we have to get 4 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 1: to emails because somebody wants to know about paternity leave. Yeah, 5 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 1: we'll get to the Surgeon General and the new White 6 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: House Press Secretary, which I promised you, but I did 7 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: want to play you one more thing here because we're 8 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: just we're again, we're walking through our mind of the communists. 9 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: Sonny Huston or Houston. I don't know how to say 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: her stupid name, that idiot on the view. She had 11 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: this to say and it blew up to the internet 12 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: the other day. That's an oxymoron. A black Republican, you 13 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 1: feel like it's why your friend might here is a Republican. 14 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: You do what you say. You feel like it's a 15 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: oxymoron that you're Catholic. But you also don't whold life. 16 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: I don't understand. I know you don't understand yourself. Then 17 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: you have you have to understand myself. I don't understand 18 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: either of you. Got a personal Okay, it's it's it's 19 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: it's too much. Let's just start with the beginning here. 20 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 1: This is the part that blew up for everybody. Alack Republican. 21 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,119 Speaker 1: I feel like that's an oxymorl on a black Republican. 22 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: I know you already know this because you listen to 23 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: the show and we talk about this all the time. 24 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: We talk about it together. Remember this, always remember this. 25 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: There aren't separate communist groups in America. You think they are. 26 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,960 Speaker 1: They want you to think they are. It's part of 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: their advantage. It's what they've done. You want to think 28 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: that there's uh, the Civil Rights the Civil Rights BLM group, 29 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 1: and then there's separately there's the LGBTQ Air Force group, 30 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: and then over hears the the feminists with the feminists 31 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: are when they're done feeding their cats, the climate change group, 32 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: that there are all these separate groups of Jesse. I 33 00:01:54,560 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: don't understand these separate groups. There aren't separate groups. These people, 34 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: these people, they don't care about black people, a Black Republican, 35 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: they care about communism. Why do you think the lgbtq 36 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: A Air Force people, why do you think they show 37 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: up at all the climate change places and they'll do 38 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: the street demonstrations with them? What do you think that is? 39 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 1: And vice versa. Remember when because the communists in America 40 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: have decided Israel's the enemy now, and they were having 41 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 1: big pro Palestine demonstrations and all the LGBTQ air Force 42 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: type showed up, and there was this group of lesbians. 43 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: It's a picture online holding up it. It It was LGBTQ 44 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: for Palestine. All those women would be executed immediately in 45 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: Palestine for being LGBTQ. Well, I don't understand. None of 46 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: these people care about what they say. They care about. 47 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: Sonny Houston or Huston, whatever idiotic name is on the view, 48 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: doesn't care about black people. The climate change nutters don't 49 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: care about the planet. The feminists don't care about women. 50 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: They all care about communism. And they have found a 51 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 1: new unique way to manipulate you, to manipulate people into 52 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: believing they want something other than what they want. And 53 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,639 Speaker 1: this is not the Again, this isn't some random theory 54 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 1: I came up with. The Soviets actually talked about this 55 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 1: when they were busy in filtrading the country, when they 56 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 1: were busy in fil trading all of our cultural institutions. 57 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: The Soviets talked about, hey man, look this whole this 58 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: whole civil rights thing. Hey we can use that this 59 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: this whole civil rights Hey, I think we can use 60 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: the civil rights thing. Let's let's hey, let's get involved. 61 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: We can use this to create a wedge. And now, 62 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: now all the air figuers quote civil rights leaders that 63 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: are all just communists. Remember not one, but several of 64 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: the Black Lives Matter leaders have said on camera, oh, 65 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: we're trained Marxists. Oh yeah, no, no, we're Marxists. They're communists. 66 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: The climate change people were the same. There aren't separate 67 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: communists groups, they're separate branding so they can sell communism 68 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: to different aggrieved groups. Remember, that's all communism is. It's 69 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 1: just seeking out bitter, aggrieved people and using their bitterness 70 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: to gain power for yourself. Well, everyone isn't black in America, 71 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 1: so that's not gonna work. You can't only go after 72 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 1: the civil rights people. Okay, all right, look, hey we 73 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: took over the civil rights movement. That's good, but that's 74 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: not gonna work for lookay, that nasty harpy over there 75 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: with eighteen cats who's never had a boyfriend. She's not 76 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 1: gonna get down with that. She's white. Oh feminism, Hey, 77 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 1: let's tell her, let's tell her how oppressed she is 78 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,280 Speaker 1: for being a woman. That'll work, And it did. Then 79 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 1: it did. The climate change nutters. I mean, you may 80 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: not get them with the whole climate change or with 81 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 1: the whole feminism stuff, or with the Black Lives Matter stuff, 82 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: but I'm sure they've had a million crappy teachers. It's 83 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: all over Hollywood. It's even in the nature documentaries. Now 84 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: they believe that men are somehow poisoning the earth and 85 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: we're all gonna die. And hey, this guy, he's super 86 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 1: mad about the earth. Maybe we let's bring him into 87 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: the communism fold. There aren't separate communist groups. They're all 88 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:34,600 Speaker 1: the same group, selling the same death and poverty and misery. 89 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: They just have different labels on it. So it has 90 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: more broad appeal. When you walk in McDonald's, it's more 91 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 1: than just the quarter pounder with cheese, isn't it. Why 92 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: quarter pounder with cheese is great? Who would Who wouldn't 93 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: want a quarter pounder with cheese If that's your thing, Well, 94 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 1: my wife prefers the filet of fish. Hey, my buddy 95 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: over there, he likes a big man. My kids like 96 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: the chicken nuggies. If you offer different things to different people, 97 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: you can bring more people in the store. That's all 98 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 1: you're seeing with the different brands of communism. That's why 99 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: they this isn't like a one off. That's why they 100 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: always get caught saying things like this Republican, you have 101 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 1: all the evidence you need. The second a black person 102 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: comes out as being on the right, they treat him 103 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:30,039 Speaker 1: like filth. Clarence Thomas, the greatest living American. They did 104 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: everything they could and still do everything they can to 105 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: treat that man like garbage. And look, I mean, look, 106 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: you can point out the hypocrisy of the communists and say, 107 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 1: what Joe Biden, he's always saying things like this, even 108 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 1: back in the old days when we had real segregations 109 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: like Eastlan and Thurman and all those guys. But at 110 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 1: least we end up eating once together. What that wasn't 111 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: ancient either, That was Joe Biden like yesterday. Do you 112 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 1: ate you just admitted on camera? Well, look, I mean 113 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: we all ate. We all lunched together, all the segregationalists, 114 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,640 Speaker 1: all the segregationists. And remember this old cut of Joe Biden. 115 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: Do you think do you think the people who voted 116 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: for this guy genuinely care about minorities? Four kids are 117 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:22,200 Speaker 1: just as bright and just as tall, as white kids. 118 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: I'd like, he tells you what he thinks all the time. Oh, 119 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: speaking of telling you what he thinks, here's the US 120 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: Surgeon General. Um wow, somebody needs to get locked up. 121 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: But I think in retrospect a couple of things I 122 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: think we would have perhaps approached a bit differently. I 123 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: think one is just is a I think more transparent 124 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:46,679 Speaker 1: and a more deliberate conversation about the benefits and also 125 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: downsides of some of the precautions that we were taking. So, 126 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 1: for example, take school closures. Many schools in the spring 127 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: of twenty twenty closed down because they were worried, right, 128 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: and and I understand why that happened. There was this 129 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,360 Speaker 1: virus spreading. We didn't know fully the consequences for our children. 130 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 1: We wanted to be safe, we wanted to protect their lives. 131 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 1: But then they became a question of well, when does 132 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: the balance shift toward it harming kids, you know, in 133 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 1: terms of not being in school, how does it affecting 134 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: their learning, impacting their social, emotional health and well being. 135 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: And I think those conversations were if I had my 136 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,559 Speaker 1: brothers like, we would have those in a more robust 137 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: way and more transparently with more people at the table. Oh, 138 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: now we get to have transparency after we've already destroyed 139 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,439 Speaker 1: children in this country. And you know what, credit to 140 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 1: Tom Cotton who brought in Randy Winegarden, head of the 141 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: teachers unions, and just massacred her on national TV. Brandy 142 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,560 Speaker 1: Winegarden is a joke. Brandy Winegarten does not even have 143 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 1: children of her own. Oh wow, Tom, that hurts that. Look. Oh, 144 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: maybe maybe you should have been more transparent about about 145 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: the consequences. Yeah, maybe you should have been transparent about 146 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:06,319 Speaker 1: the fact you can't shut down an economy without destroying it. Americans, 147 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: hit by the worst inflation in decades, could face the 148 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 1: summer surgeon. Prices for bread and baked goods, the overall 149 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 1: cost of groceries are already up ten percent in March 150 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: from a year earlier, and now folks in the bread 151 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 1: industry are warning that prices could rise another thirty five 152 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,560 Speaker 1: percent in the months ahead. But we could have been 153 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:29,560 Speaker 1: more transparent. No, no, you lied. You lied for two 154 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 1: straight years. You lied about how severe the threat of 155 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: COVID is. As Bill Gates just said, you know, we 156 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 1: didn't understand that it's a fairly low fatality rate. And 157 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,560 Speaker 1: that it's a diseased mainly of the elderly, kind of 158 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: like fluids, although a bit different than that. You didn't understand. 159 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,800 Speaker 1: I understood, and I'm an idiot who went to community college. 160 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,600 Speaker 1: You lied forever about the severity of coronavirus. You lied 161 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 1: forever about the effectiveness of these therapeutics which you're still 162 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:00,880 Speaker 1: calling vaccines, which they're not. You're continue to lie, and 163 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,400 Speaker 1: now that you've been caught in your lies, you're all 164 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,560 Speaker 1: out there saying, oh, you know, I'll tell you guys, 165 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: we could have been more transparent, you dirty scumbags. You 166 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 1: could have been more transparent. You carpet bombed a nation. 167 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:24,400 Speaker 1: You carpet bombed a nation. You don't get to step 168 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 1: up to the microphone now and say, whoop. See when 169 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,200 Speaker 1: my son, when my son eats his beef ny and 170 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 1: he spills some on his khaki pants, right before we're 171 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,160 Speaker 1: about to leave the house for church, that's when you 172 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 1: could go, oh, whoops, it was an accident. Ah, you 173 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:48,440 Speaker 1: don't get to say that when you wrecked people in 174 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,720 Speaker 1: this country for two years, two years, you wrecked people. 175 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 1: You don't get to just blow it off now, all right, 176 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: I have a bunch of emails. I'm way behind on 177 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 1: the emails, and there are so many good ones. Somebody 178 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 1: wants to know about paid leave. We're gonna bring up 179 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: butt gigs. Somebody has a new theory on Chris. Oh, 180 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:17,439 Speaker 1: we're all over the place. Hang on, Jesse Kelly, it 181 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:21,839 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. And look again, we are 182 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:27,320 Speaker 1: entering into a different era now and era now where 183 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:31,240 Speaker 1: the other party they can't even bring themselves to condemn 184 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 1: potential violence against Supreme Court justices about moving forward? These 185 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 1: activists posted a map with the home addresses of the 186 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 1: Supreme Court justices. Is that the kind of thing this 187 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:45,160 Speaker 1: president wants to help your side make their point? Look, 188 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 1: I think the president's view is that there's a lot 189 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 1: of passion, a lot of fear, a lot of sadness 190 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,920 Speaker 1: from many, many people across this country about what they 191 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 1: saw in that leaked document. Look, there's passion and fear 192 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,360 Speaker 1: and sadness. So if someone gets killed, I mean, so 193 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 1: that's what we're dealing with. Now, did you see this, Chris, 194 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 1: five hundred kilos of cocaine. I've got to be honest, 195 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 1: I've watched a lot of movies about drug lords, and 196 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: I always hear this word kilo, and I'm reasonably sure 197 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,439 Speaker 1: that stands for Kilo Graham, Chris. Not to brag about 198 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,959 Speaker 1: my education, but I actually don't have any idea how 199 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 1: much that is, because I'm an American who doesn't use 200 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:28,559 Speaker 1: that system. Anyway. Five hundred kilos of cocaine worth forty 201 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:34,720 Speaker 1: one million dollars is seized at an espresso plant in Switzerland, 202 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 1: and I've got to be honest with you. I thought 203 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 1: my coffee had a little extra zip lately. What, Chris, 204 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,959 Speaker 1: I've never had so much energy. Let's do it, baby. 205 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,560 Speaker 1: You know, freedom is not free. You know. I realized 206 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,319 Speaker 1: we should probably update people on some of these idiotic 207 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,520 Speaker 1: things we play here from time to tame. Just a 208 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 1: heads up. That's part of a audio bit we got 209 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:02,600 Speaker 1: from Maria Salazar. She's actually a Republican. Right when the 210 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:05,680 Speaker 1: Ukraine Russia thing was kicking off and some guys started 211 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,560 Speaker 1: asking her no fly zone, Remember when there were people 212 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: pitching for a no fly zone, which is an active war, 213 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,520 Speaker 1: and this woman would have you say so in that 214 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,640 Speaker 1: kind of thing, presumably if Congress ever actually voted on 215 00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 1: a war again. And so he asked her some questions 216 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 1: about it. And she clearly had no idea what she 217 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: was talking about outside of some talking points, and it 218 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,839 Speaker 1: made for one of the funniest audio cuts ever. And 219 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: do you support a no fly zone in Ukraine? I 220 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:35,200 Speaker 1: support everything that has to do with punishing Vladimir Putin 221 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,840 Speaker 1: and helping the Ukrainians. Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare 222 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,640 Speaker 1: with Russia? I don't know what it will mean. But 223 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:42,920 Speaker 1: you know, freedom is not free, so you don't know 224 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 1: what a no fly zone will mean. If you do, 225 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,760 Speaker 1: you have to shoot down Russian planes. I mean, of course, 226 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,839 Speaker 1: conventional war with Russia. Listen, thank you, listen, thank you? 227 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 1: All right? Oh you gotta love the what's that word 228 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 1: you've you've taught me, Chris? The rutzba? I think I 229 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:04,200 Speaker 1: nailed that one, the katzba a Randywine Garden talking about 230 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,680 Speaker 1: a mental health crisis in kids. Our kids are in crisis, 231 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 1: and we had a mental health crisis before COVID. But 232 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,880 Speaker 1: with and doctor Ang, we'll talk about this far better 233 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 1: than I do. But within but for two years of disruption, 234 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 1: two years of looking at the screens, two years of 235 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:33,239 Speaker 1: not having a normal kind of routine and rhythm recovery 236 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:38,160 Speaker 1: is really tough. That is the person who did it. 237 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,240 Speaker 1: That's the arsonist outside of the home, saying, gosh, I 238 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,240 Speaker 1: can't believe it burned down. All right, this one, dear Jesse, 239 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,640 Speaker 1: I have actually, says, dear menu whisper, I have a 240 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,880 Speaker 1: serious relationship issue. I need you to adjudicate. That's a 241 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,880 Speaker 1: big word, he said, Chris, We'll need to look that 242 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,240 Speaker 1: word up for you. You know that's not nice. All right. 243 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 1: We're going on our long a laid honeymoon in California 244 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,880 Speaker 1: and we're spending a few days in Napa. For those 245 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,320 Speaker 1: who don't know, that's Napa Valley. It's a big fancy 246 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,600 Speaker 1: I've never been there. Obviously, I'm not a big I'm 247 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 1: not a big Napa Valley guy. You maybe you may 248 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,160 Speaker 1: find that shocking. Napa Valley is a big pinky finger 249 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,280 Speaker 1: out wine dry. It's wine country, the big rich people 250 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 1: country like you. I am a Mexican food freak, and 251 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 1: I found a very popular Mexican place in downtown Napa 252 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 1: for dinner one night. My wife says, Napa isn't known 253 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,480 Speaker 1: for Mexican food, and we can't use one of our 254 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 1: precious dinners out in Napa on Mexican I maintain that 255 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: a Mexican place must be outstanding to be successful, and 256 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: downtown Napa. I need you to weigh in on this one. 257 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,840 Speaker 1: We agree that if you adjudicated my favor, we'll eat 258 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 1: at the Mexican place, and if not, we'll go where 259 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 1: she wants. If you rule in her favor, will probably 260 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: end up someplace that specializes in caramelized Brussels sprouts. Let's 261 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 1: say you all right. I have a couple restaurant rules, 262 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 1: and they're gonna sound conflicting, but they are true. One, 263 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:12,640 Speaker 1: you want to go with the specialty of what area 264 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:16,200 Speaker 1: you're in. Right, You don't go into Little Italy in 265 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,600 Speaker 1: New York and pop in for a bagel. They have 266 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: Jewish jellies for that. You're going Little Italy, you go 267 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: Italian if you're in Texas. In general, if people come 268 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 1: visit from out of town, like sometimes the suits will 269 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 1: come in and they'll visit because they want to visit 270 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,640 Speaker 1: with a celebrity Chris. Anyway, the suits will come in 271 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,120 Speaker 1: from out of town and they'll visit, and I'll have 272 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,720 Speaker 1: to decide where to take them because I don't like 273 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,600 Speaker 1: other people deciding where to eat, because no one is 274 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 1: as good at picking out food as I am. But 275 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: if you let them, if you let them, they'll pick 276 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 1: something normal. But if you're from out of town and 277 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,400 Speaker 1: you're eating in Texas, you need to eat tex mex Or. 278 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,600 Speaker 1: You need to make sure you eat Mexican food. I'm sorry. 279 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, tex mex Or barbecue. If you're in text 280 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,880 Speaker 1: mex Or barbecue, text mex Or barbecue in Texas. Now, 281 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,680 Speaker 1: we have other things we do well here, but we're 282 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,760 Speaker 1: really good at tex Mexican barbecue. When it comes to 283 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:12,280 Speaker 1: Napa Valley, I will say this Napa Valley isn't known 284 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:17,600 Speaker 1: for food period outside of whatever. Like you said, Brussels 285 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,639 Speaker 1: Sprout said, I'll have a Tuscan bean salad, and the 286 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:27,879 Speaker 1: Napa Valley isn't made for that anyway. So here's my argument. No, 287 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 1: that area may not be made from Mexican food, but 288 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 1: you said it was popular. There is one thing that 289 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,320 Speaker 1: is virtually undefeated in the restaurant world. And you know 290 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 1: what that one thing is people? How many people were there? 291 00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:48,480 Speaker 1: I've walked into a million restaurants where the menu looked 292 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,680 Speaker 1: good and the sign looked good, and everything looked good, 293 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 1: and it's got to be good. And I've walked into 294 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 1: them and there's virtually nobody in there, and it's never 295 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 1: good because the crowd don't lie when it comes to restaurants. 296 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 1: And I've walked into a bunch of places. Maybe the 297 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,560 Speaker 1: menu didn't look great, maybe it's out of the way, 298 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,920 Speaker 1: maybe it's this. I've walked into a bunch of places, 299 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:16,440 Speaker 1: and if it's crowded, sit down and eat. A good 300 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 1: restaurant is virtually always crowded. You said it's popular. I 301 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,040 Speaker 1: don't know what that means. You may not know what 302 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:28,639 Speaker 1: that means. Popular online don't mean popular. Go by the place. 303 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,679 Speaker 1: If it's crowded, If it's full of people, go in 304 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,399 Speaker 1: and sit down and eat. If it's not, you're stuck 305 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,920 Speaker 1: with Brussels sprouts. All right, paid leave rerabble buck, gig, 306 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:52,120 Speaker 1: let's talk. Hang on, that's too much confuture. It is 307 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: the jetse Kelly Show. And hey, look, don't worry. Look, 308 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 1: if you were worried about the White House Press Secretary 309 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:03,000 Speaker 1: job and jensk leaving, don't worry because we have found 310 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:07,200 Speaker 1: the qualified person. I just want to take the opportunity 311 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:12,600 Speaker 1: to celebrate and congratulate my friend, my colleague, my partner 312 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:17,640 Speaker 1: in truth. Kareem Jean Pierre, the next White House Press Secretary. Now, 313 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 1: many people in this room have known her for some time, 314 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,480 Speaker 1: but for anyone who does not know her, I want 315 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,199 Speaker 1: to provide a little bit of a primer for you 316 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 1: to settle in. First, as you all know, she will 317 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:34,840 Speaker 1: be the first black woman, the first out LGBTQ plus 318 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:40,000 Speaker 1: person to serve in this role. Wow, that is that 319 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 1: is exciting news. That Look first, first I was worried 320 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 1: she wasn't qualified, but then I found out she was 321 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:51,640 Speaker 1: a black lesbian And now we are set Guys, Look 322 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:56,159 Speaker 1: if it seems like they're destroying everything on purpose, If 323 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,359 Speaker 1: you're sitting there and saying, how does that what? What 324 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,119 Speaker 1: does that have to do with anything? That if we 325 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:07,679 Speaker 1: base things on that, it'll ruin them. They know. Remember, 326 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 1: remember they understand the endless push for diversity and equity 327 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:18,880 Speaker 1: and all these things. They understand that ruins things. That's 328 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:25,399 Speaker 1: the idea. The idea is destruction. Destruction is the point. 329 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,520 Speaker 1: That's what they want. I mean, they can do this 330 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,760 Speaker 1: thing now where where they pretend like they didn't know 331 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 1: all the COVID stuff would be destructive, but yes they did. 332 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,920 Speaker 1: Because I'm a moron, and I said from the very 333 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,240 Speaker 1: beginning it would be destructive. Yet here's the US Surgeon General. 334 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,960 Speaker 1: But I think in retrospect a couple of things I 335 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,440 Speaker 1: think we would have perhaps approached it differently. I think 336 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:52,119 Speaker 1: one is just is a I think more transparent and 337 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: a more deliberate conversation about the benefits and also downsides 338 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:01,600 Speaker 1: of some of the precaution that we were taking. So, 339 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,720 Speaker 1: for example, take school closures. Many schools in the spring 340 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 1: of twenty twenty closed down because they were worried, right, 341 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,760 Speaker 1: and you know, and I understand why that happened. There 342 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,160 Speaker 1: was this virus spreading. We didn't know fully the consequences 343 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,880 Speaker 1: for our children. We wanted to be safe, we wanted 344 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,560 Speaker 1: to protect their lives. But then they became a question 345 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 1: of well, when does the balance shift toward it harming kids, 346 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 1: you know, in terms of not being in school, How 347 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,640 Speaker 1: does it affecting their learning and impacting their social, emotional 348 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,280 Speaker 1: health and well being. And I think those conversations were 349 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,160 Speaker 1: if I had my brothers like, we would have those 350 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,560 Speaker 1: in a more robust way and more transparently, with more 351 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,520 Speaker 1: people at the table. Oh well, hey, whoops, did we 352 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,000 Speaker 1: ruin everything? Oh dang, it's whoops. See all right, Hey, 353 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:50,000 Speaker 1: let's let's get to some stuff. Oh, wise one, what's 354 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,359 Speaker 1: your take on fathers taking parental leave when their kids 355 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:57,119 Speaker 1: are born, like the good rear admiral recently did. I 356 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 1: am approaching fifty, but I worked with a lot of 357 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,080 Speaker 1: guys in their twenties who are now getting married and 358 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:07,080 Speaker 1: starting families. It's good to see them out breeding the commies. However, 359 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,120 Speaker 1: every one of these knuckleheads takes at least a month 360 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,920 Speaker 1: off work after their wife gives birth. I tell all 361 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,439 Speaker 1: these guys that this is the time for all of 362 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,080 Speaker 1: them to be working as much over time as they can. 363 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,960 Speaker 1: They all look at me like I'm the crazy old 364 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,919 Speaker 1: man to proceed not to show up for work? What 365 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,960 Speaker 1: say you? Says? I can use his name. His name 366 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,880 Speaker 1: is Rob And this is going to be delicate. So 367 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:34,160 Speaker 1: I think we all know, Chris, I'm the one who 368 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:38,400 Speaker 1: can handle delicate subjects. Look, if it's delicate, who's more 369 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 1: delicate than me? So allow me to just say this. 370 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:44,720 Speaker 1: I'm going to come at this from a couple of 371 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 1: different angles. To just stay with me. Dudes taking a 372 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 1: lot of time off for leave when I had both 373 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,720 Speaker 1: of my sons I think I took a week and 374 00:22:55,760 --> 00:23:01,720 Speaker 1: a half, maybe two weeks off of work. I come 375 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:06,200 Speaker 1: with this from two different angles. One, I do believe 376 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:12,639 Speaker 1: in showing up for work, especially when other people aren't 377 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 1: showing up for work. It's what I've been telling people 378 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,919 Speaker 1: about going into the office. I know this is a 379 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 1: big work from home raon now because of COVID, and 380 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 1: oftentimes that's optional work from home. Hey, you guys don't 381 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,840 Speaker 1: have to come in. And I've told young people, go in, 382 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 1: be the person who shows up. Watch yourself get promoted 383 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,360 Speaker 1: ahead of everyone else. There's no substitute for in person, 384 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 1: all right, So that's that's part of it. I took 385 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,760 Speaker 1: two weeks off. That's what I did. I took two 386 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,880 Speaker 1: weeks off. I know I've been go into the office 387 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:50,800 Speaker 1: when you can, guy. However, I do believe this, and 388 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:55,840 Speaker 1: I've always believed this. While I understand and sympathize and 389 00:23:55,920 --> 00:24:00,280 Speaker 1: frankly carry some of this old school mentality of I've 390 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,399 Speaker 1: never taken a day off of work, I don't. I 391 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,159 Speaker 1: would never take a day off. I'd rather drag my 392 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:11,399 Speaker 1: broken leg in and run track. I understand that, and 393 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,320 Speaker 1: Lord knows we need a lot more that than the 394 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,159 Speaker 1: alternative in the country. We need more toughness, So I 395 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:23,480 Speaker 1: get that. I get that. However, Rob, I'm good to 396 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 1: disagree with you on this and this. This is what 397 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,400 Speaker 1: I mean. I don't think I would ever. I don't 398 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,680 Speaker 1: think I would ever take a month off of work. 399 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: That seems a little extreme. But but I, as you 400 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,200 Speaker 1: know everyone knows this by now, I live my life 401 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:45,119 Speaker 1: from my deathbed. That's what I do. I know that 402 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,919 Speaker 1: sounds morbid, but I try to live my life the 403 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,080 Speaker 1: decisions I make. Obviously I don't do this right all 404 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,960 Speaker 1: the time because I screw everything up. But I try 405 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,199 Speaker 1: to make the decisions I make from the viewpoint of 406 00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,800 Speaker 1: I'm going to die rue day, I'm gonna be on 407 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: my deathbed and I'm going to be taking an accounting 408 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 1: of my life. Maybe I won't, Maybe I'll get splattered 409 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,240 Speaker 1: on the highway tonight, but I know that's that's the 410 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:15,480 Speaker 1: likely scenario, be laying they're dying, taking an accounting of 411 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:21,000 Speaker 1: my life. When I'm laying they're dying taking an accounting 412 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:25,200 Speaker 1: of my life one day, what am I going to 413 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 1: say about this particular thing. I do this with every 414 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,359 Speaker 1: issue that comes up. Should I do this or that 415 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,760 Speaker 1: should I do this or that. When I'm laying they're dying. 416 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,200 Speaker 1: Maybe my kids will even be there, Maybe they won't 417 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,320 Speaker 1: be maybe they'll be off. Who knows? Am I going 418 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:45,439 Speaker 1: to say to myself on that deathbed? MANO, thank the 419 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,000 Speaker 1: good Lord, I did not take an extra week off 420 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,879 Speaker 1: of work. I'm glad I went back and put in 421 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:57,080 Speaker 1: another eighty hours that week. Boy, Thank goodness, I would 422 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 1: have regretted it. Or am I gonna say, thank the 423 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,160 Speaker 1: good Lord? I held my new baby for another week? 424 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,960 Speaker 1: Right now? You gotta put food on the table, fellas 425 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,000 Speaker 1: if your boss won't give you that time off, or 426 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,040 Speaker 1: you gotta get into work to pay the bills. Get 427 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 1: your butt into work and pay the bills. That's more important. 428 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,520 Speaker 1: Families got to eat. You old ladies got to eat. 429 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,399 Speaker 1: That little baby's gotta eat, So that's more important. But 430 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:33,280 Speaker 1: all things being equal, yeah, take the time off, hold 431 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,440 Speaker 1: your baby. Now. I personally, I'm a huge hippocer because 432 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,439 Speaker 1: I didn't do that. And I can't stay home for 433 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: that long. I have to go. I have to get out. 434 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 1: I have to do something otherwise I get severely stir crazy. 435 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 1: All right, we have one more segment. Let I have 436 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,680 Speaker 1: such great emails. I'm going to get to those instead 437 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,080 Speaker 1: of a headlines thing today. Before I get to that one, 438 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: I do want to do this. My wife said some 439 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,639 Speaker 1: thing to me over the past couple of days. I 440 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 1: think it was a couple of days ago, and I 441 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,640 Speaker 1: haven't forgotten it yet. She has terrible neck problems. 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In case you 469 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 1: missed it, we played this kind at the beginning of 470 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,000 Speaker 1: the show. Bud Johnson a great gentleman. You have here 471 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,080 Speaker 1: of Johnson and Johnson. He owns the place. This guy's 472 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:31,720 Speaker 1: got cash like nobody's got cash. Maybe Trump needs a primary. 473 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,800 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Trump needs to get out of Marlago and 474 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:41,680 Speaker 1: Florida and spend a few weeks on the road. Maybe 475 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,479 Speaker 1: you need to get out on the road. Look, you 476 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,600 Speaker 1: don't know what people were thinking until you spend time 477 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,520 Speaker 1: with them right, Especially when you're president of the United 478 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,800 Speaker 1: States of American you're surrounded by a bunch of suck ups. 479 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,840 Speaker 1: You gotta get back on message. Praising how much money 480 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,320 Speaker 1: the head of a vaccine company he has at a 481 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 1: rally is not going to be very popular. Joe Biden 482 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,760 Speaker 1: chimed in this weekend, even back in the old days 483 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:13,400 Speaker 1: when we had real segregations like Eastland and Thurman, all 484 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,800 Speaker 1: those guys. But at least we ended up eating much together. Well, 485 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:22,160 Speaker 1: we ate lunch with them together. The Whitehouse. The White 486 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,320 Speaker 1: House doesn't think it's a big deal at all. But 487 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,520 Speaker 1: what I don't understand what the problem is. So they 488 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:31,800 Speaker 1: exposed the address of Supreme Court justices who may eventually 489 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,360 Speaker 1: be killed because of roversus. Wait, what's the big deal. 490 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,920 Speaker 1: There's a lot of passion about moving forward. These activists 491 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,600 Speaker 1: posted a map with the home addresses of the Supreme 492 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: Court justices. Is that the kind of thing this president 493 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,720 Speaker 1: wants to help your side make their point? Look, I 494 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,480 Speaker 1: think the president's view is that there's a lot of passion, 495 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 1: a lot of fear, a lot of sadness from many 496 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,440 Speaker 1: many people across this country about what they saw in 497 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,280 Speaker 1: that leaked document. Oh look there's sadness. Look at this passion. 498 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,920 Speaker 1: I don't know what's a big deal. It's what's a 499 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:08,600 Speaker 1: little thread of violence? US Surgeon General came out and 500 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 1: said we should have been more transparent. Yeah. Thanks, But 501 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,240 Speaker 1: I think in retrospect a couple of things I think 502 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,520 Speaker 1: we would have perhaps approached a bit differently. I think 503 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:23,320 Speaker 1: one is I think more transparent and a more deliberate 504 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:29,560 Speaker 1: conversation about the benefits and also downsides. You scumbags, Oh, 505 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,720 Speaker 1: now you want to have a talk about the benefits 506 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,360 Speaker 1: and downsides of locked? Now you want to have a 507 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 1: talk after you already ruined everything. Well, maybe maybe we 508 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,880 Speaker 1: should have a talk about it. But hey, look that's 509 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,080 Speaker 1: all bad. But at least we have a black lesbian 510 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,040 Speaker 1: as the Press secretary. I just want to take the 511 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:51,680 Speaker 1: opportunity to celebrate and congratulate my friend, my colleague, my 512 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:57,240 Speaker 1: partner in truth, Korean Jeanpierre, the next White House Press Secretary. Now, 513 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,600 Speaker 1: many people in this room have known her for sometime, 514 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,080 Speaker 1: but for anyone who does not know her, I want 515 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,800 Speaker 1: to provide a little bit of a primer for you 516 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,680 Speaker 1: to settle in first. As you all know, she will 517 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 1: be the first black woman the first out LGBTQ plus 518 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 1: thoughts so exciting. Bill Gates. Bill Gates, also known as 519 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,880 Speaker 1: Captain Obvious, came out and said, well, I mean COVID 520 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 1: wasn't as dangerous as we thought. You know, we didn't 521 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 1: understand that it's a fairly low fatality rate, and that 522 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,000 Speaker 1: it's a disease mainly of the elderly, kind of like fluids, 523 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,880 Speaker 1: although a bit different than that. Have I told you 524 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:42,920 Speaker 1: about chock yet? CCHQ because listening to this guy's voice 525 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,240 Speaker 1: reminds me that estrogen levels are through the roof and 526 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:51,120 Speaker 1: testosterone levels are half of what they were fifty years ago. Guys, 527 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,719 Speaker 1: do you want to sound like this? You know, we 528 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,640 Speaker 1: didn't understand that it's a fairly low fatality rate. If 529 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,480 Speaker 1: you don't want to sound like that, go to choq 530 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 1: dot com right now and get the mail Vitality stack. 531 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 1: This is not medicine, it's not chemical garbage. These are 532 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:13,400 Speaker 1: natural supplements, US manufacturing a company of patriots, they love 533 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:18,720 Speaker 1: this country. Twenty percent increase in your testosterone in ninety days. 534 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 1: I've been on the stuff for months. It's amazing. Look 535 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,800 Speaker 1: do I sound like this guy? You know we didn't 536 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,920 Speaker 1: understand that it's a fairly loathed. No, I don't and 537 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:34,479 Speaker 1: I don't intend to. Shoq dot com. The promo code 538 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:39,560 Speaker 1: Jesse gets you a massive discount website wide. Go get 539 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 1: the mail vitality stack c hoq dot com promo code Jesse. 540 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,800 Speaker 1: All right, go now, Teachers Union, it's very concerned about 541 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,000 Speaker 1: the kids mental health crisis. All of a sudden, our 542 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 1: kids are in crisis. And we had a mental health 543 00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:02,720 Speaker 1: crisis before COVID. But with and doctor Ang, we'll talk 544 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 1: about this far better than I do. But within But 545 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,080 Speaker 1: for two years of disruption, two years of looking at 546 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:16,640 Speaker 1: the screens, two years of not you absolute hag, you 547 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,600 Speaker 1: did that? And look, hey, Tom Cotton, let her know, 548 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,520 Speaker 1: Randy Winegarden is a joke. Randy Winearten does not even 549 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,000 Speaker 1: have children of her own. What in the hell does 550 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:30,399 Speaker 1: she know out she doesn't even have children of her own. Look, 551 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,360 Speaker 1: you know what, the more I listened to Randy Randy Winegarden, 552 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,560 Speaker 1: the more I want to go drinking with Grandma Vodka. 553 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,799 Speaker 1: You are completely right. This cannot wait. That's why right now, 554 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: instead of people going off on the Today Junior, but 555 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,919 Speaker 1: don't worry, they're worried about violence and the far right. 556 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,560 Speaker 1: Capital police are warning the far right is calling for 557 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,040 Speaker 1: violence against the religious. Nobody on the far right's calling 558 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,040 Speaker 1: for violence. Nobody. The communists, however, are calling for lots 559 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,360 Speaker 1: of violence. But once again, law enforcements only worried about you, 560 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 1: You who are out there starving in can afford groceries. Americans, 561 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,360 Speaker 1: hit by the worst inflation in decades, could face the 562 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,400 Speaker 1: summer surgeon. Prices for bread and baked goods. The overall 563 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,680 Speaker 1: cost of groceries already up ten percent in March from 564 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,440 Speaker 1: a year earlier, and now folks in the bread industry 565 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,480 Speaker 1: are warning that prices could rise another thirty five percent. 566 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,560 Speaker 1: Well that's not good. But hey, look, if we're starved again, 567 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,799 Speaker 1: we may have to do what the pilgrims do, what 568 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,200 Speaker 1: the Pilgrims did long ago, and seek out help from 569 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,800 Speaker 1: our Indian friends who work two jobs for a decade 570 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,160 Speaker 1: to pay off all the student loans just finished. Where 571 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,360 Speaker 1: do I sign up for reimbursement? So let's start out 572 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:51,439 Speaker 1: with who has student loans today? That's, of course, Elizabeth Warren. 573 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,600 Speaker 1: And remember, as always, Sunny Huston or Houston or whatever 574 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,880 Speaker 1: stupid name is, remind you the communists don't ever actually 575 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,719 Speaker 1: care about what their various victim groups tell you they 576 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,319 Speaker 1: care about. They only care about communism A black republican 577 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,719 Speaker 1: black Republican. Of course you do, because you have the 578 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,480 Speaker 1: IQ of a Gerbil Jesse. I've got a theory regarding 579 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,640 Speaker 1: the identity of Chris. I think he's the guy who 580 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,719 Speaker 1: does the headlines. We didn't get into and now here's 581 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:25,279 Speaker 1: a headline. He thinks that's the guy. He says. You 582 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,520 Speaker 1: won't allow him on the air because his voice sounds 583 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,520 Speaker 1: hardcore and nothing would inflate his oversized e ego more 584 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,040 Speaker 1: than everybody knowing his voice surpasses even your own. Just 585 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,799 Speaker 1: the theory. By the way, my five year old daughter 586 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,480 Speaker 1: has started complaining that when we are in the truck 587 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,799 Speaker 1: because I always have your podcast playing. Ah, not the 588 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,359 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Again. Thanks for the show. It has 589 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,920 Speaker 1: replaced all talk radio listing. Use my name at your 590 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,279 Speaker 1: leisure or leisure Chris, depending on how fancy you are, 591 00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:00,520 Speaker 1: and his name's Eric Jesse. If any intelligence this leaked 592 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,120 Speaker 1: the Supreme Court information, it would be our own intelligence service. 593 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,840 Speaker 1: They have proven they will manipulate elections in public opinion 594 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:12,040 Speaker 1: and will leak journalist information like Tucker Carlson. These agencies 595 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:17,680 Speaker 1: are now inhabited by leftist activists, And I don't understand 596 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,680 Speaker 1: his sentence went off the rails there, and it really 597 00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:24,080 Speaker 1: wasn't good after that. But I look, the truth is 598 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,000 Speaker 1: is he wrong? And even if he is wrong, even 599 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 1: if this wasn't leaked by NSA CIA, I mean, I 600 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 1: hadn't heard that before. That's a common way of thinking. 601 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:39,319 Speaker 1: Now we've lost all trust in our institutions in this country. 602 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:43,160 Speaker 1: And it's not our fault, it's the fault of the 603 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:48,080 Speaker 1: institutions themselves. They have betrayed us so much that now 604 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,120 Speaker 1: people don't trust them. Half the country rolls their eyes 605 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,920 Speaker 1: when they hear the words FBI or letters FBI whatever. 606 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,480 Speaker 1: I went to community college. All right, keep your chin up. 607 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,440 Speaker 1: We'll be back and get to do it again tomorrow. 608 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:04,480 Speaker 1: That's all