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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we

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Speaker 1: call a guy who's been texting his buddy about some

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Speaker 1: suspicious activity he's noticed happening on his block. It's made

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Speaker 1: him a little uneasy. But good news is he doesn't

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Speaker 1: have to worry anymore because they just found a new

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Speaker 1: leader to head up the local neighborhood watch. It's a

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Speaker 1: super trusty dude named Tic Tac Eh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man.

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Speaker 1: His rap sheet is no more than four pages long.

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Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, salutations or greetings or like whatever is this?

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Speaker 2: Dylan?

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Speaker 4: Yeah it is? Who is this?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 3: My name is mister Dick. My last name is Dak.

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Speaker 3: You can call me tick tack.

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Speaker 2: If you want.

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Speaker 4: Your name is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's a nickname.

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Speaker 3: It's a long story, but like it involves a stop watch,

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Speaker 3: a gym bag in an unfortunate misunderstanding at a CBS

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Speaker 3: in twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 2: I mean, anyways, that's all behind me.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's in the past, okay, I mean what's this about?

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Speaker 3: So, like, I'm your new neighborhood Watch captain here in

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Speaker 3: cavan Estates or whatever.

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Speaker 4: You're the new neighborhood watch person.

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Speaker 3: See Yeah, that's me Holmes. And you missed our community

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Speaker 3: meeting last night.

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Speaker 2: You know you got like a.

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Speaker 4: Worn or something or no, I was at my kids

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Speaker 4: soccer practice.

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Speaker 3: Ah, I see that's a good alibi. Okay, no problem, man. Listen,

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Speaker 3: we covered some real important stuff at the meeting, man,

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Speaker 3: like I should fill you in.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of porch pirates?

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Speaker 4: I mean yeah, of course.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's a big issue right now, man, like a

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Speaker 3: lot of people stealing Amazon packages all the time. Like, wait,

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Speaker 3: you wouldn't happen to have any packages outside your place

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 2: Do you?

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Speaker 4: No, I've got the ring camera usually.

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Speaker 2: Oh, ring camera. I got to write that down. Man.

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Speaker 3: That's smart surveillance on premises, right, that's good to know.

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Speaker 2: Man, that's smart.

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Speaker 4: Who nominated you again? Because this is the first time

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Speaker 4: hearing about any of that.

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Speaker 3: You know, that's neither here nor there, you know. But

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Speaker 3: back to the porch pirates. Sometimes they wear disguises, like

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Speaker 3: a fake delivery uniform. Though maybe grab the box and

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Speaker 3: then boom the air frar, Not that I would know,

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Speaker 3: but like I've.

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Speaker 2: Heard, Okay, I like used underwear. I swear it's always

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Speaker 2: one or the other. It's never just one of the two.

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Speaker 4: So are you saying that you used to be a

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Speaker 4: porch pirate?

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, no, I'm not saying anything, man, I'm just

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Speaker 3: offering like context or whatever, you know, like I've read

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Speaker 3: like books and like stuff.

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Speaker 4: Right, Okay, you just sound very suspicious the way you

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Speaker 4: said that.

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Speaker 2: Hey you think I'm suspicious?

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm feeling you in on like the garage breakings

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Speaker 3: or whatever. Like you know, you seem kind of suspicious.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Wait now yeah, that's what we also talked about in

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Speaker 3: the meeting. Man garage security. Okay, it's really important because

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Speaker 3: somebody definitely not me, right, like once got into six

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Speaker 3: garages in one night using just a slim gym and

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Speaker 3: a firm shoulder.

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Speaker 4: Okay, skill you know, I just want you to understand

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Speaker 4: how you're coming across right now, because you're being real

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Speaker 4: specific with how these crimes were committed.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, I don't know, like if it was me

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Speaker 2: and I was doing.

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Speaker 3: It, like, I would recommend a motion light and like

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Speaker 3: maybe I don't know, forgiveness like that.

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Speaker 2: Could help forgiveness just in case you.

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Speaker 3: Ever find your weed wacker, like mysteriously on Craigslist.

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Speaker 2: I just forgiveness.

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Speaker 4: The specificity of my weed wacker. Not just a weed

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Speaker 4: whacker but mine.

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Speaker 3: No. Man, Look, I'm here to serve the whole neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: I'm not just talking to you, all right, I'm here

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Speaker 3: to give back.

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Speaker 4: When you say serve, what is that do you mean

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Speaker 4: by serving our neighborhood?

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Speaker 3: You know, like monitoring late night sprinkler activity or whatever,

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Speaker 3: like making sure the raccoons don't like take too much garbage.

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Speaker 4: And also knowing very specific details of crime are being

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Speaker 4: committed exactly.

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Speaker 2: And you know how you're gonna know this better is

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Speaker 2: on Thursday night.

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm putting together a civilian patrol, so you and me,

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Speaker 3: nothing too serious, man, will just walk around with some flashlights,

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Speaker 3: some ski masks.

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Speaker 2: Optional by the way.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you don't have to do a sche mask, but

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Speaker 3: I always wear one, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Like flashlights I get, but ski masks.

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Speaker 3: Well, are you accusing me of something, homes because last

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Speaker 3: time I was accused of something was twenty fifteen, bro,

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Speaker 3: like when I allegedly hit in the lowest.

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Speaker 2: Garden shed for an entire night. But that was allegedly. Man,

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Speaker 2: you're never gonna find the court papers.

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Speaker 4: Okay, who again? Like, how are you on the Neighborhood Watch.

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Speaker 3: Dylan Ombre neighbor my amigo, let me come clean, okay,

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Speaker 3: Like I don't really have the past that you think

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Speaker 3: I have.

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Speaker 4: Oh, because I was thinking you were a criminal.

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Speaker 2: No, no, man, I'm even worse.

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Speaker 3: I work on the radio doing prank phone calls and

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Speaker 3: that's sketchy ish.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 4: Man. No.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your buddy Chris set you up.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 3: He said you're complain about suspicious activity in the community

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Speaker 3: group chat and he just wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 4: Bro. I felt for a guy named before. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: First name is mister Dick and last name is Dak.

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Speaker 3: So I'm the perfect person for neighborhood Watch. You know

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Speaker 3: what I'm saying, Hey, I'm bringing your weed walker. I

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Speaker 3: know it's in your garage.

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Speaker 4: Man, but I know I feel like I to double

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Speaker 4: check that. Now. Week of every morning was fum taps

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Speaker 4: weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 4: Morning