Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hello, twenty twenty one, you raggedy Beach.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe we're starting with the
Speaker 1: bullshit up top. You know, it's great to be here,
Speaker 1: you know, but I kind of feel like we're still
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: I don't know why people thought when the clock struck twelve,
Speaker 3: everything was gonna change. It's still very much like it's
Speaker 3: the same people.
Speaker 2: Nobody should like. Resolutions don't matter. Everything is the same.
Speaker 3: The only thing that's different is now you don't really
Speaker 3: know the date the same. And you know, people are like, oh,
Speaker 3: when the New Year, they weren't saying this is my
Speaker 3: year this year, but they were like, oh, I can't
Speaker 3: wait to get out of twenty twenty. And it's like, girl,
Speaker 3: you still gon't be on unemployment tomorrow, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no if anything. Now that we been in
Speaker 1: it so long, you would think it would be like
Speaker 1: normalize the pandemic, but it's not. It's kind of like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, well, we're gonna get out of this soon.
Speaker 1: And I will say, when January the second hit, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, we're gonna be.
Speaker 4: In here for a long time.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think the only difference between this year and last
Speaker 3: year is there's a vaccine that I'm still scared to take.
Speaker 3: But people that I've been talking to are like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, summertime, we're gonna be back out. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm buying, I'm getting a house on Fire Island. I mean,
Speaker 3: you know, the gays is ready to go out.
Speaker 1: The whole conversation, yeah, oh yeah, Andrew, do you wanna
Speaker 1: do you want to speak on the capitualized party party
Speaker 1: boat that happened in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 5: The one I was captaining? Of course, yeah, yes, they
Speaker 5: they did. They sunk. I mean, what else youal me
Speaker 5: to say? They did a bad thing and they suffered
Speaker 5: the consequences.
Speaker 3: They hit like a warm ass Iceberg. What how did
Speaker 3: the boat sink?
Speaker 5: I don't actually know. I'd never actually even paid that
Speaker 5: much thought. I was just very happy to see that
Speaker 5: I was sinking. That was my only reaction.
Speaker 3: So I have never been on a yacht. We're changing
Speaker 3: out this year. I've never been on a cruise ship.
Speaker 3: Don't care to ever change that. But I feel like
Speaker 3: something like that would make me like I want to
Speaker 3: have my life jacket on, my life jacket, my life
Speaker 3: vest my life pants on the entire time I was
Speaker 3: on the boat, like I would sleep in the vest.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately those people were doing G and K before
Speaker 1: they got on the boat, so they thought they were invincible.
Speaker 5: So what happened. What happens to a person when they're
Speaker 5: on those drugs, when they're going into water, their boat
Speaker 5: is sinking.
Speaker 3: They become more buoyant. Ketamine makes you float.
Speaker 1: For someone who's been on ketamine months multiple times, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, yeah, there's this.
Speaker 4: You have your own life vests and it's in your head.
Speaker 4: It's in your head. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think there probably was a point where people kind
Speaker 1: of woke up from their high and they were like.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, we're drowning.
Speaker 1: But for the most part, you're not thinking about a
Speaker 1: damn thing. You're just You're like, you're gat up, You're
Speaker 1: kate up, You're living your best life. You don't even
Speaker 1: know there's a pandemic happening. You're in another world.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So side effects of ketamines feeling happy and relaxed, and
Speaker 3: I feel like what it relaxed? You float, feeling detached
Speaker 3: from your body. That means falling into a khole. Hallucinations, confusion, clumsiness, anxiety, panic, violence, vomiting. Okay,
Speaker 3: ketamy sounds cute, it doesn't. But uh, nobody died, right
Speaker 3: or did people?
Speaker 1: No one died, No, So it's not really a tragedy.
Speaker 1: It's it's more of a cautionary tale.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure people lost their iPhone twelves.
Speaker 5: That sounds that's right. That's what my thought was as well.
Speaker 5: Like my phone, yeah right, I would just be like
Speaker 5: out of the water trying to like, yeah, put my
Speaker 5: hand out protecting my phone.
Speaker 3: It would fully be me and my phone trying to
Speaker 3: find a door to lay on top of, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, or maybe when you go on a.
Speaker 3: Cruise or a yacht during a pandem or outside of
Speaker 3: a pandem, you should carry a little ziploc bag, would you,
Speaker 3: you know, so that you can put your phone in it?
Speaker 1: Or how about this? How about this, if you're in
Speaker 1: a panini and you're at a nini, Yes, that's what
Speaker 1: we're also calling a pandemic. We're at a panini. How
Speaker 1: about you not close that you're at a party with
Speaker 1: no mask on?
Speaker 5: How about you just don't go in the first place.
Speaker 4: Well, you we can't stop people from doing that. Because
Speaker 4: obviously they're doing it. But if you're if you're going
Speaker 4: to do it, let's be tasteful about it.
Speaker 5: I think I think it is funny when those videos
Speaker 5: at those parties. In the videos themselves, you can hear
Speaker 5: some of the background like, hey, don't record. Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: they're very aware of the fact that they're doing a
Speaker 5: very bad thing and it shouldn't be recorded.
Speaker 4: It's no bueno.
Speaker 1: It's it's just like it's not necessary. I think everybody should.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody's going to do what they want to do,
Speaker 1: have fun, blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: But remember when we were in two.
Speaker 1: Thousand and seven and we were at the club or
Speaker 1: doing whatever we're doing.
Speaker 4: Nobody was taking video of it. It was just happening.
Speaker 5: I don't think of that.
Speaker 2: I don't think I had data on my phone in
Speaker 2: two thousands, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to that.
Speaker 2: I think I had an LG flip flip, go back.
Speaker 4: To flip flown lip status.
Speaker 2: Let's do that.
Speaker 1: Remember when we had the BlackBerry and everything was pixelated.
Speaker 2: I never had a BlackBerry because a BlackBerry I didn't
Speaker 2: have that.
Speaker 4: I had two versions of the BlackBerry.
Speaker 2: You had the touch screen, or you had the roll ball.
Speaker 1: I had the roll ball and I had the touch screen,
Speaker 1: or I was really I was really doing it.
Speaker 4: I had those.
Speaker 1: That's when, no, that's when upgrades matter, you know, that's
Speaker 1: when they were really just handing out phones.
Speaker 3: Well that's when when in two thousand and seven, an
Speaker 3: upgrade meant you, like after two years of having your
Speaker 3: phone you can get like a free phone, or like
Speaker 3: a phone for like fifty dollars.
Speaker 4: That's not known.
Speaker 6: People pay one thousand dollars for ooh beach, ooh beach.
Speaker 3: So I discovered that Instagram page this week, gaze over covid, and.
Speaker 2: I whoa, yeah, oh my god, the way I was
Speaker 2: rolling my eyes.
Speaker 3: But also like, it's fascinating how many shirtless gay guys
Speaker 3: can fit in the club in Brazil and not a
Speaker 3: single mask, not a single mask, not a mask.
Speaker 4: While we're dragging the gays.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the thing about what's going on,
Speaker 1: is it hits everybody.
Speaker 4: We've seen everyone.
Speaker 1: I saw everybody in Atlanta, people were in Miami, people
Speaker 1: were in Mexico.
Speaker 4: Everybody is doing what they wanted.
Speaker 3: Well that the gaze over covid page just looks like
Speaker 3: what Atlanta looks like, except everybody has like a better body,
Speaker 3: you know, everybody has everybody.
Speaker 2: Has like a D'Angelo dick V. That's that's the only difference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, But I mean the fact that I'm
Speaker 1: seeing a hookah in an enclosed.
Speaker 4: Space, my friend.
Speaker 1: But here I am sitting on my judge Judy pedestal,
Speaker 1: and it's like I've done some I've done some silly things,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, now, looking back at it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: who am I? Who am I to say these people
Speaker 1: are wrong? But you know, Scutney, I.
Speaker 2: Was just thinking about scute me.
Speaker 4: Scutney.
Speaker 1: You know, I want to I want to retrack what
Speaker 1: I said before, and I would say, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: you had somewhat of a point, somewhat of it and
Speaker 1: I and I and I heard you and it's received, and.
Speaker 4: Uh, you know, I don't know. If I'm not going
Speaker 4: to go on a trip this year, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: say that, but I could.
Speaker 1: See how when you see it a couple of people
Speaker 1: going on trips, You're like, I'm gonna go on a
Speaker 1: trip too.
Speaker 3: And I hear what you're saying, and I guess I
Speaker 3: appreciate what you're doing. But Scootney, I'm taking nothing back.
Speaker 3: I'm taking absolutely nothing back everything that I said after
Speaker 3: I got back in September. I stand by that because, yes,
Speaker 3: we are in a global pandem.
Speaker 2: Yes there are people who are going to go out.
Speaker 3: But but and the biggest thing that people say about
Speaker 3: people going out is oh, you're putting other people at
Speaker 3: risk when you go out. But like, I live alone,
Speaker 3: I'm here by myself. I come back from a trip,
Speaker 3: I'm staying in my house. I'm quarantining for more than
Speaker 3: fourteen days alone anyway, So I don't take anything back
Speaker 3: from to Loom in September that.
Speaker 4: Being oh no, no, no, yeah no.
Speaker 1: I think, well, how we did to Loom was was
Speaker 1: good and good and fine or whatever. But you know,
Speaker 1: over the case of a couple of weeks, a couple
Speaker 1: of days, I'm like, maybe we can sit down, we
Speaker 1: can we can sit down for a little bit. It's
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay to we all want to we
Speaker 1: all want to travel and live it up and escape.
Speaker 1: But I did watch a girl who's from Barbados say
Speaker 1: she wrote on an influencer's page and was saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know, this is this is insane and she got dragged.
Speaker 4: She got dragged.
Speaker 1: They were like, you need to lighten up. People need
Speaker 1: to escape. This is a hard time. And she said, yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody needs to escape, but where do those people in Barbados?
Speaker 1: Where can they go to escape? After you come through
Speaker 1: with all of your you know, I might, I might
Speaker 1: or could not have COVID energy. And then she showed
Speaker 1: the numbers about like tourism, how there wasn't any COVID
Speaker 1: and then there was a spike of two hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety five people who hadn't. So points are being made
Speaker 1: on all ends, and you know, let's just go into
Speaker 1: the new year and.
Speaker 4: Try to be better, do better.
Speaker 3: I feel like ultimately there's a right way and a
Speaker 3: wrong way to do it. If you have been quarantining
Speaker 3: with your family, or your man, or your six cats,
Speaker 3: whoever you've been quarantining with. If everybody's going on a trip,
Speaker 3: if you the people in your group are going on
Speaker 3: a trip, everybody has to get tested before you go.
Speaker 2: Then you go.
Speaker 3: If you have If you're taking a trip, you stay
Speaker 3: in that airbnb or the house that you guys got,
Speaker 3: and you stay away from other groups of people. I'm
Speaker 3: seeing people are on like it's resorts. People are going
Speaker 3: to phone party. They doing backflips into a pool with
Speaker 3: people that they met from Portland.
Speaker 2: It's like you don't know.
Speaker 1: Them and they're in the jacuzzie, sitting on people's laps.
Speaker 3: They just met at the bar doing body shots. It's like, Babe,
Speaker 3: you doing it wrong.
Speaker 2: Do you stay with your group?
Speaker 3: You get a house with a pool, You got a
Speaker 3: house with a jacuzzie, You and your six friends or
Speaker 3: two friends, or you and your man, the person, the
Speaker 3: people that you got tested with, you stay together, and
Speaker 3: then when you come back you get tested again.
Speaker 4: I do want to end on this.
Speaker 1: I want to say that you know, we come from
Speaker 1: a privileged place, you, me Andrew.
Speaker 4: Nobody close to me.
Speaker 1: Has died of COVID, so I can make the choices
Speaker 1: I've made knowing that, Okay, my best friend is still alive,
Speaker 1: and you know, my mother, homophobic in all is still alive.
Speaker 4: But if somebody really close to me.
Speaker 1: Was affected and passed away, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: would be so lightly about this.
Speaker 4: I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would be obviously, So we're very
Speaker 1: privileged to be like this is how you do it
Speaker 1: and this is how it should be done. Like I
Speaker 1: know this other comedian who lost her dad on New
Speaker 1: Year's Day because he went to a small party with
Speaker 1: some coworkers and somebody had COVID and then he was
Speaker 1: in the hospital and then he died.
Speaker 4: So that's that's not our story.
Speaker 3: Well, the lesson here is don't go to no small
Speaker 3: parties with work friends.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm here. I'm hearing.
Speaker 3: Honestly, quit your job is what I'm hearing as well.
Speaker 3: I'm hearing don't go to work and don't go to
Speaker 3: small parties. But I also, I'm gonna say, you say
Speaker 3: that we're coming from a place of privilege, I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say that I'm coming from a
Speaker 2: place of privilege.
Speaker 3: My mother is an essential worker and she gets tested
Speaker 3: every week. My mom has to go to work and
Speaker 3: is susceptible to COVID on a regular basis. So I'm
Speaker 3: not saying that I'm coming from a place of privilege
Speaker 3: because I don't think that it's a privilege.
Speaker 1: But I will say that I'm no it's a privilege.
Speaker 1: That it's a privilege that nobody has. We haven't been
Speaker 1: personally affected by COVID.
Speaker 2: Not sis, because that's not true for me.
Speaker 3: I know somebody who's dad died and that changed kind
Speaker 3: of the course of what I was dealing with last year.
Speaker 3: So I'm not I'm gonna say no, that's a no
Speaker 3: for me personally. Personally me, but it's definitely a blessing
Speaker 3: to not have it yet. And I'm saying yet, but
Speaker 3: let me not gonna would uh.
Speaker 2: But whatever you feel like you need to do for you,
Speaker 2: do it for you.
Speaker 3: And a lot of these celebrities are taking these trips
Speaker 3: and they're posting about it. And some celebrities are not
Speaker 3: posting anything, but paparazzi's catching them out and about and
Speaker 3: people are still mad about that. So whatever you do
Speaker 3: or don't do, someone's gonna be upset about what you're
Speaker 3: doing and how you're living your life. So you do
Speaker 3: what works for you, and you make sure you get
Speaker 3: tested regularly and put your damn mask on.
Speaker 4: Please, that's that's very important.
Speaker 1: And us you know, the masks that we're talking about,
Speaker 1: the people who went through to the capital and started
Speaker 1: a revolution, there wasn't a mask in fucking sight. Goodness, gracious,
Speaker 1: I don't see no masks.
Speaker 2: I didn't see no top lips. I didn't see like, no.
Speaker 3: Rhythm, I didn't see no fear in those people's eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everybody who doesn't watch their legs were in Washington,
Speaker 1: DC at the Capital, putting a legs up on desks
Speaker 1: and taking photos in stealing shit.
Speaker 3: It with you.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe my eyes were bleeding from watching just
Speaker 1: rioters and looters and arrist honestly, so they are just
Speaker 1: like But then the cops were like taking selfies with them,
Speaker 1: and the cops were like helping this little white lady
Speaker 1: down the stairs.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh this is different.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, white supremacy at its best. There was wondering
Speaker 1: why no one was arrested or shot, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't shoot their kind.
Speaker 4: Why would they do that, Why would they do that
Speaker 4: to their own people? They would not.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 3: They said thirteen people got arrested. I said thirteen, just thirteen.
Speaker 4: Thirteen is not enough.
Speaker 1: Not from the photos, I was like, yo, the whole
Speaker 1: thing looked like the middle of the mall. They got Washington,
Speaker 1: DC looking like Arburn Mall in Woostern, Massachusetts. It was
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen that many a six in my life.
Speaker 3: Since that was don't nobody. Okay, so that was real
Speaker 3: niche that description that you gave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anybody who's from Worcestern, Massachusetts and went to
Speaker 1: the Arburn mall the what the fuck I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Shout out to those six listeners today.
Speaker 5: It's gonna hit sex. I feel like six is being
Speaker 5: generous right to them.
Speaker 2: Shout out to them two listeners.
Speaker 4: I can't wait for this to go viral. And they're like, no,
Speaker 4: we know exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, this podcast famously very popular in Wooster, Massachusetts.
Speaker 2: Wooster.
Speaker 1: I mean, everything that we saw in the summertime of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, you need to look at that and then
Speaker 1: look at the bullshit that we just saw, uh January
Speaker 1: the sixth.
Speaker 4: Wednesday, and be like hmm yeah, shit just don't add up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: none of it doesn't add up.
Speaker 1: It makes it's racism and it's just I mean, we
Speaker 1: want things to fucking change. But just because Joe Biden won,
Speaker 1: I mean, we still got what two more weeks.
Speaker 2: Of Trump fourteen days?
Speaker 3: Girl, I honestly, they should just tell him to clock
Speaker 3: out now. They should be like you're you know, like
Speaker 3: like if you don't want to be here.
Speaker 2: You could go like, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Can happen in your two weeks notice early, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't even need the two weeks.
Speaker 2: I mean the one time I gave a two weeks notice.
Speaker 3: They told me that I could leave that day and
Speaker 3: they escorted me out. And I think that that's what
Speaker 3: should happen here. They should legit, just be like you're, uh,
Speaker 3: come on and give us your pass, give us your badge.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 3: They gotta turn off his like meal card he does.
Speaker 3: He's not doing anything in the next two weeks that
Speaker 3: is going to be for the good of the people.
Speaker 2: And he's still lying.
Speaker 3: I feel like at this point he's repeated the lies
Speaker 3: so many times that there was fraud that he truly
Speaker 3: believes it to be a fact.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, he doesn't. He does not see truth.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know what it is. He's so delusional.
Speaker 1: And the people who follow him they don't know what
Speaker 1: truth is either, So.
Speaker 2: The only person they listened to was him.
Speaker 3: And he keeps repeating the same thing since November eighth,
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, these are facts, these are fact fact.
Speaker 1: Facts, yes, And you know, I just want to I
Speaker 1: kept seeing people write about look at all these.
Speaker 4: People on myth. They're on meth.
Speaker 1: And I said, it's not meth, friend, I've been on meth.
Speaker 1: That is white supremacy. The confident in myth who was
Speaker 1: saying that people was on myth. The people who are
Speaker 1: who were riding at the Capitol, they kept saying like,
Speaker 1: look at these look at these crazy drug addicts. I
Speaker 1: was like, they're not on drugs. They just truly believe
Speaker 1: that they are white and white is right, and they
Speaker 1: have the power and they are going to change things.
Speaker 4: That's all it.
Speaker 2: Is, girl. I mean, I'm sorry, I just googled the
Speaker 2: side effects of myth.
Speaker 4: I mean I was like, stop making a meth look bad?
Speaker 2: Guys, is that Sydney girl? What?
Speaker 4: No, that's my angle?
Speaker 5: Please do not.
Speaker 2: None of that now, she Sidney don't speak.
Speaker 3: The views expressed by my co host don't reflect the pod.
Speaker 2: They were just messy.
Speaker 3: And like, I mean, have you ever told a lie
Speaker 3: so many times that you started to believe it? Like,
Speaker 3: have you ever lied about something and you were like.
Speaker 2: Like when I got caught stealing.
Speaker 3: When I was like in elementary school, I was like,
Speaker 3: I like made up a lie about how I got
Speaker 3: all this stuff. And I said it so many times
Speaker 3: that like, as an adult now I'm like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 2: But ultimately you know that you lie, you know, I
Speaker 2: feel like that's what's happened.
Speaker 4: Not as an adult, not as an adult.
Speaker 3: No, not as an adult, but I'm saying as a kid, Like,
Speaker 3: as a kid, you lie, you repeat the same lie
Speaker 3: so many times that like you start to believe it
Speaker 3: in your head.
Speaker 2: As an adult, Sydney, what what's you lying about? Friend?
Speaker 4: Nothing, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Or if I've like, you know, embellished some things in
Speaker 1: the back of my head, I'm like, that didn't happen,
Speaker 1: but it.
Speaker 4: Sounds funny as fuck, you know.
Speaker 1: Like, but I also know that there's three sides to
Speaker 1: a story, and the way somebody else sees it. Another
Speaker 1: person can be like, no, well this is what happened,
Speaker 1: and then there's the person in the middle that's like, well,
Speaker 1: this is actually what transpired. So it also could just
Speaker 1: not feel be a lie for them. It's just like
Speaker 1: this is this is what happened.
Speaker 3: But I don't think that there's always three sides to
Speaker 3: a story. I think it's two sides to a story.
Speaker 3: The thing that actually happened. And then the thing that
Speaker 3: the person who's lying or the thing that the person
Speaker 3: from their perspectives thinks that it is. You think it's
Speaker 3: every time something happens. There's three sides to every story.
Speaker 4: No, not all the time, but but you know, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna give it fifty percent that it could be.
Speaker 1: John. You gotta have somebody like you gotta have a
Speaker 1: naked eye watching what happened, which is usually the.
Speaker 5: Cameras I used to. I sometimes lie like out of
Speaker 5: like convenience to the conversation. Like if someone someone who's
Speaker 5: talking about Alec Baldwin and like Alia, not that conversation,
Speaker 5: but Alec Baldwin and New York, just being a citizen
Speaker 5: in Manhattan, and I'm like, oh, I've passed him on
Speaker 5: the street. I have not someone that I was like
Speaker 5: friends with was like, oh I passed him all at
Speaker 5: the time on the street. I just said, you know,
Speaker 5: I pass them on the street just at a convenience.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be like, like, my friend passes
Speaker 5: him on the street all the time, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean. I just like I don't.
Speaker 3: But you could just say that you would say, oh,
Speaker 3: he lives in my friend's neighborhood.
Speaker 5: No, no, because none, what is that? That's not as
Speaker 5: fun as like I am personally doing it.
Speaker 3: But you know what is cool about passing Alec Baldwin
Speaker 3: on the street in the first place?
Speaker 5: I don't know. And fourteen it was cool. It was
Speaker 5: cool to me when I moved here.
Speaker 3: And but Andrew, sweetye, baby, you live in New York City.
Speaker 3: You could have lied about seeing any other famous person
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 5: Right, But in twenty fourteen, Alec Baldwin was It was
Speaker 5: a big thing for me as Andrew, where are you from,
Speaker 5: I'm from New Jersey.
Speaker 4: Okay, there it is that where it makes sense. There
Speaker 4: it goes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know. Have you not ever lied
Speaker 5: out of convenience just to like sort of like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: a conversation along easier.
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes I go to lies my phone dad, or
Speaker 3: I fell asleep or you know what I mean, like
Speaker 3: stuff like that, like somebody calls you and.
Speaker 5: You like, no, I'm talking about like stealing someone else's story.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's how I perform on stage, babe, on
Speaker 3: on the mic, or I did allegedly in the good
Speaker 3: old days of stand up comedy of twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4: Honey, we just have to laugh, just have to laugh.
Speaker 1: I mean, one person's lie is another person's truth.
Speaker 3: That's why one person's lie is another person's Comedy Central half.
Speaker 2: Hour special, My god, you do what what you will.
Speaker 3: But Andrew I, I've met Alec Baldwin, and that's it.
Speaker 2: That's there's one degree of separation from us.
Speaker 5: Right in twenty fourteen. If you had told me that,
Speaker 5: I would just be absolutely goofed, you know, I yeah,
Speaker 5: that would that would destroy me.
Speaker 4: I think really.
Speaker 1: I I interviewed him, and I me and Marie had like, uh,
Speaker 1: did what's that?
Speaker 4: What's that show? What was that show? We were doing?
Speaker 4: We were doing the like rehearsals for I forgot the
Speaker 4: match game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were doing match game and we met him,
Speaker 1: and so when I saw him again, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is I don't I'm not impressed anymore.
Speaker 4: It's just he wanted a homies now, well not the homies,
Speaker 4: but you know what.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, homie anymore.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're gonna talk about Alec Baldwin, you're
Speaker 3: talking about lying. We got to talk about Hilaria Baldwin.
Speaker 2: We must, okay, because Sis is from Boston.
Speaker 3: And then named. She built a lie around being Spanish
Speaker 3: that is so complex that she named all five of
Speaker 3: her children very Spanish names.
Speaker 4: So is she she's Spanish? No, her family's not from Spain.
Speaker 3: Born and raised in Boston, has no Spanish heritage. Her
Speaker 3: mom and dad retired in Spain, apparently on the island
Speaker 3: of Love Island, which is like, people are like, is
Speaker 3: that even really Spain?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they were they retired in Spain after she
Speaker 1: was born.
Speaker 2: Yes, And do you know what you hire me?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to get off.
Speaker 4: I'm asking, I'm clarifying.
Speaker 1: I'm asking the questions that some people who don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck about Hilario or Baldwin or whatever are.
Speaker 2: Okay, First of all, her name is Hillary.
Speaker 3: She changed her name to Ilaria because that's more Spanish
Speaker 3: and Hillary is you know.
Speaker 2: Hillary Hillary. So she changed her name legally, I guess.
Speaker 3: And anytime you watch an interview of her, she doesn't
Speaker 3: outright say that she's from Spain, but she always says
Speaker 3: that her family is from Spain.
Speaker 1: How do you say a cucumber? It's like, what, yes, ma'am?
Speaker 2: How do you say no?
Speaker 5: I think it was like, what is the English word?
Speaker 1: Yes, well she didn't even hit us with a coma, say,
Speaker 1: they say, she just was like English word for cucumber.
Speaker 4: It's like you are American, stop it.
Speaker 3: Right, girl, come girl. But she in her mind she's
Speaker 3: Dora the Explorer, which is wild and crazy.
Speaker 2: Kids.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 1: But remember remember back in the day. No, we'll not
Speaker 1: back in the day, but remember when we'd be in
Speaker 1: school and some people would be like, I got Native
Speaker 1: American in me because they had like a little bit
Speaker 1: of baby hair that kind of right, the baby hair
Speaker 1: when like a little swish, like a little bit. They're like,
Speaker 1: I got Native American, I got Cherokee. And it's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: uh huh like my school.
Speaker 3: At my school, it was I got Indian in my family. Yes,
Speaker 3: like yeah, yeah, hair looks like my pubes. H uh wow,
Speaker 3: very silky down there. The carpet does not match the drapes.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that was like the big thing that people
Speaker 3: would say because it was like it would make them
Speaker 3: seem more exotic. Yeah, like you could just be honest
Speaker 3: and that might be cooler. I mean, some some people
Speaker 3: need a story to be interesting.
Speaker 5: And like the Alex Baldwin seeing him in the West.
Speaker 3: Village, Andrew, who is your favorite celebrity now that you
Speaker 3: would lie about seeing in the streets?
Speaker 5: If you who would I lie about seeing the ship?
Speaker 5: I don't think I would lie about seeing anybody at
Speaker 5: this point, Like yeah, yeah, it's like what am I
Speaker 5: doing outside to begin with?
Speaker 4: You know, nothing, nothing matters.
Speaker 5: Well celebrities. I feel as though, like in this past
Speaker 5: year especially, they have gotten knocked down so many pegs
Speaker 5: because it's like I can see into your homes. Now
Speaker 5: you mean nothing to me anymore.
Speaker 3: You're because you could see somebody's stainless steel double refrigerator.
Speaker 2: You think you bet you note him now?
Speaker 5: Well, it's like you see Tom Hanks host SNL like
Speaker 5: the first like COVID you know, from home, and it's like, okay,
Speaker 5: like this is obtainable, Like Tom Hanks, this person that
Speaker 5: we was like high regard or something exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was one of us, now us, And
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like he's one of the people.
Speaker 5: They're talking.
Speaker 3: No, no, But he was the first rich white man
Speaker 3: to get it. And I remember when he got it
Speaker 3: at the beginning too. He got it before it was cool.
Speaker 2: He got it like March yes.
Speaker 1: Oh but wait, somebody said something about peg. Somebody said
Speaker 1: the word peg.
Speaker 5: I did say the word peg, said peg about it
Speaker 5: in a sexual sense? I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, I'm talking about Peg because Kanye West and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Star bitch what? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Can you can you believe? How could I How
Speaker 2: could that have slipped my mind? I did not.
Speaker 1: It's been on the top of my dome. Let's the cranium,
Speaker 1: the top of the cranium for since we were talking
Speaker 1: about COVID in the pandemic.
Speaker 3: Let's dixcuse Okay, This morning, I woke up. I saw
Speaker 3: an article Kim was preparing to file for divorce. I
Speaker 3: go to the supermarket. I'm buying things I don't need.
Speaker 3: I'm putting the Perjudo back. I'm like ten ninety nine
Speaker 3: for some cold cuts.
Speaker 2: I put it back.
Speaker 3: I go on Twitter because I'm in the supermarket and
Speaker 3: I'm on my phone, and I said, Kanye West and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Starr did what?
Speaker 5: Wait? I don't actually, I didn't actually read this story.
Speaker 5: What do they do?
Speaker 2: Oh, there's no story. It's a rumor. But the rumor
Speaker 2: is that he cheated on Kim with Jeffrey Starr.
Speaker 3: Notorious racist who always dates black men.
Speaker 2: Always dates black men.
Speaker 5: He was dating that one guy who is actually straight
Speaker 5: and like.
Speaker 2: Has and left his wife.
Speaker 5: Yes, but then like he so a pattern. No, but
Speaker 5: I think this guy that was that was engaged with
Speaker 5: uh Jeffrey Star, he was just doing it for the
Speaker 5: money and the cloud and everything.
Speaker 3: Understandable, right, But another black man with a one with
Speaker 3: a girl and and a child. So Kanye West, a
Speaker 3: black man with a wife and five kids, I hope true.
Speaker 1: Now I think Chris Jenner is on the case. She
Speaker 1: knows how, she knows how to drop the bread crumbs.
Speaker 1: She drops them and it's not bread crumbs.
Speaker 4: It's loaves.
Speaker 1: She got loaves of proper nickelper nickel, just like this
Speaker 1: is Chris Jenner Ezekiel bread honey boo boo.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 3: She nobody works harder than the devil, and the devil
Speaker 3: is always working and so Chris Jenner. Because legit, the
Speaker 3: way that this the stuff came out, it just feels like, well,
Speaker 3: we gotta throw Kanye under the bus so Kim can.
Speaker 2: Quietly get her fifth divorce, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like it doesn't feel so I mean, I feel like
Speaker 3: it would be easier to just be like, well, you know,
Speaker 3: he crazy. You see, he was hanging out with Trump.
Speaker 3: I don't want to live on the ranch, me and
Speaker 3: my kids didn't, you know what I mean. But Chris
Speaker 3: gotta make it theatrical.
Speaker 4: Well, this is what they do.
Speaker 1: They always drag the men so that they can be
Speaker 1: on you know, the girl's side. That's what she does.
Speaker 1: I mean, they did that to what's Chris Humphreys? They
Speaker 1: did it too.
Speaker 2: What did they do to Chris? What was the story there?
Speaker 2: Because Kim was married to him for like two days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what happened, but I don't think
Speaker 1: he ever had a job after that.
Speaker 2: He was a basketball player.
Speaker 4: He didn't, Yeah, but not like nobody was checking for
Speaker 4: him after that.
Speaker 3: Well he wasn't a good basketball player when she started
Speaker 3: banging him, that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it really just went downhill from there. But
Speaker 1: also let's talk about Lamar.
Speaker 4: Yes, Lamar was on crack, but the way.
Speaker 2: The way that up? Can that be the name of
Speaker 2: the episode. Yes, Lamar was on crack, Yes, yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: capital Yes, Lamar was.
Speaker 5: Like, we're touching all the drugs today.
Speaker 2: Okay, we did crack, we did meth. When ketamine.
Speaker 5: Yeah wait wait wait, yes, Lamar is on crack.
Speaker 2: Yes, Lamar.
Speaker 5: Was on crack. Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: Oh Chris Humphries is dating a little Instagram model.
Speaker 4: Now, M good for him.
Speaker 1: But the way that instead of there saying, oh, you
Speaker 1: know he's this is what I don't like. Especially it's
Speaker 1: like he was in a he was in a crisis
Speaker 1: like he I don't know if he ever did crack before,
Speaker 1: but clearly this was an addiction and it should have
Speaker 1: been treated with a little bit more respect.
Speaker 4: Like they just said, oh he's throw him away.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: The Lamar Oum thing was not that's it was not
Speaker 3: simply crack.
Speaker 2: It was not zero.
Speaker 3: He was like in a brothel in Las Vegas. It
Speaker 3: was porn stars and stripper.
Speaker 2: It was like a whole fit.
Speaker 4: That's where the crack led him.
Speaker 2: Well let him.
Speaker 3: Well you're trying to say that Chris Jenner gave him
Speaker 3: the crack heard list When I say the breadcrumbs be loaves,
Speaker 3: you mean the crack crumbs heard you?
Speaker 4: When the crack crack crumbs be loaves? Yeah, it's uh.
Speaker 1: And now they got Kanye he's there there you know,
Speaker 1: they put him on the Oh he's bipolar, he's mento, he's.
Speaker 4: But getting help, not getting help.
Speaker 5: And wait, what was the actual consensus on him supporting Trump?
Speaker 5: Was that actually real or not? Because there was like
Speaker 5: the whole wasn't there like someone that said that it
Speaker 5: was just a way to get Kim into the White House?
Speaker 2: To she was already she was already in the White
Speaker 2: House before.
Speaker 5: Kanye was No, wasn't Kanye like on the Trump train
Speaker 5: for a while?
Speaker 1: Since then Trump train, please cancel everybody.
Speaker 3: Kanye, Kim Trump, Kim Kardashian who had a little pin
Speaker 3: strip pinstripe suit and she was at the White House
Speaker 3: with a little fullyo case before were Kanye in his
Speaker 3: mess and then Kanye was like, you know, he had
Speaker 3: the Maga hat on and he was dapping Trump and
Speaker 3: he put his password in his phone.
Speaker 2: It was zero zero.
Speaker 3: Remember that was Kim had already come through there, Kim
Speaker 3: Kimberly Kardashian West Esquire had already that name Marie, that
Speaker 3: is Squire. I think that's the name of one of
Speaker 3: Hilario Baldwin's kids.
Speaker 2: ESQUIREZ.
Speaker 3: What what was the original question? Oh, Sidney was running
Speaker 3: through all the men.
Speaker 2: Okay, so but only the men that Kim and Chloe date,
Speaker 2: get this, No.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Scott disick too. They all they drag
Speaker 1: him left and right. But he's a white man, so
Speaker 1: he still can uphold some type of dignity. Like even
Speaker 1: though they drag him, he stays around. He doesn't know
Speaker 1: how to just but his dick and leave.
Speaker 2: He's like, they're not really dragging him.
Speaker 3: He is a cast member on the show, and a
Speaker 3: popular one at that because he be dragging them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he drags them on the show regularly. From I mean
Speaker 3: and again, I have never even watched the show, but
Speaker 3: I think that that's the thing that people like about
Speaker 3: him is he don't give a damn about who they
Speaker 3: are he and he's dating like a seventeen year old.
Speaker 2: He's nasty.
Speaker 1: No anybody Sophia Richie broke up.
Speaker 2: So whose child is he dating now? Eddie Murphy's Scott Shit.
Speaker 3: The baby was just born Marie last year. Eddie Murphy
Speaker 3: has like twelve kids. So the fact that you took
Speaker 3: it to pedophilia is a reflection of the math that
Speaker 3: you having your system.
Speaker 4: Still, Yes, Lamar was on crack.
Speaker 1: That is the best title ever, Scott Disick is worth
Speaker 1: twenty five million dollars and he's thirty seven, and he
Speaker 1: has four kids.
Speaker 2: Three kids.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, wait, Eddie Murphy does have so many children.
Speaker 2: I needn't know this, Okay, Andrew.
Speaker 1: That's why he's like, I'm gonna take these animation voiceovers.
Speaker 4: Bitch, you're not gonna stop me from working.
Speaker 1: He's like, yes, I will get back out there and
Speaker 1: be on tour or whatever I need to do to
Speaker 1: make these coins for my football team of children.
Speaker 4: I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Sydney, Okay. Find an article on page six.
Speaker 3: It's called Inside the Kardashian Curse. How men within the
Speaker 3: famous family struggle. Now we forgot about Tiger because Tiger
Speaker 3: was family too.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: I feel like that was like a little stint. It
Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't that long, Like how long ago was
Speaker 1: he with her?
Speaker 3: He was with Kylie when she when she also was
Speaker 3: a fetus? I think before the face.
Speaker 4: Now, who does she have a baby with Stormy.
Speaker 3: With Travis Scott, But he don't really with them.
Speaker 5: Like he.
Speaker 1: I mean, the toxicity that's happening in Kabbalis Cabalas Calabastis.
Speaker 2: I was like, Anthony corbalis you know like that fuck?
Speaker 4: I meant you don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so Scott been in and at a rehab
Speaker 3: for a partying and stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I had.
Speaker 1: A I know a friend who hooked up with him,
Speaker 1: and she was like, he is a drug addict, like
Speaker 1: pills and everything.
Speaker 2: Could he keep the dick up talk to us about
Speaker 2: what the people want to know.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that, but she did say it.
Speaker 1: Was a large, like crazy dick, like she was pretty surprised.
Speaker 4: But also he does give big dick energy.
Speaker 6: Though, But when it comes to white men, big dick
Speaker 6: energy could just be rich beige energy because it's yes, yeah.
Speaker 5: Street Wall Street guys. They do not exude that by
Speaker 5: any means.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's something, there's a level of cockiness that
Speaker 3: rich white guys have because they know that ultimately nothing
Speaker 3: bad will ever happen to them, because right, you know that,
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 2: Know who my father is? Can be like mistaken I think.
Speaker 3: For big dig energy, but like also you can also
Speaker 3: know you we can tell that like Trump has a
Speaker 3: tiny penis, he exudes small dig energy.
Speaker 5: It is wild that you can just see right through.
Speaker 2: I mean you can see right.
Speaker 5: You said the trousers, the trousers, the transparent trousers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Trump, the Trump trousers. Trained. Yes, he had
Speaker 2: a near fatal overdose at a Nevada brothel in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Lamar yes and lamars yeah, because he odeed.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's right. They said he was
Speaker 4: dead and then they brought him back.
Speaker 3: Right right with the Gardassian voodoo magic.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you everything that has been going on.
Speaker 1: And Betty White is still alive. Praise be whatever she
Speaker 1: got up in her veins. I need, well, what the
Speaker 1: vaccine is.
Speaker 4: At Betty White?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 3: Betty White has a vaccine. I'm nominating that for a
Speaker 3: possible title.
Speaker 4: That's a good one too.
Speaker 2: You got the vaccine.
Speaker 4: That's a good one too. Yo. We are on fire today.
Speaker 5: Good God. And she's still like booking projects too, which
Speaker 5: is it's like, actually she's working.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Oh, Larry said, that's how that
Speaker 1: that's how she stays alive.
Speaker 2: She worked.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like it's so annoying that she's still working.
Speaker 4: No, it's actually not annoying. I think that's beautiful. What
Speaker 4: are you talking about.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. No, Andrew, I'm gonna tell you why it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Because after a certain age for women in Hollywood, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say thirty four, they they like throw us away
Speaker 3: and they're like, but the men work. The men will
Speaker 3: be eighty in a movie with some young Jennifer Lawrence
Speaker 3: and they're like, that's his wife, and it's like, but
Speaker 3: his veins his I can see that his veins through
Speaker 3: his skin. He's too old for her.
Speaker 2: And they're like, no, no, no, no, no, that's his wife.
Speaker 3: Margot Robbie is like Clint Eastwood's wife or something, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. So the older men get in Hollywood,
Speaker 3: the more work that they can get, and women after
Speaker 3: certain ah, they throw us away.
Speaker 2: So shout out to Betty White. Does she have a man?
Speaker 4: Is she married? No, they don't. They don't talk about that.
Speaker 5: Her husband died now, her husband died like a while ago,
Speaker 5: and she's just been a widow for you know, while
Speaker 5: we've been around.
Speaker 2: You as think Betty White has sex.
Speaker 3: Still like right now, yeah, like you think somebody's blowing
Speaker 3: somebody blowing her little back out.
Speaker 4: I don't think she cares about it right now.
Speaker 3: She's ninety eight, and she's had three husbands. All three
Speaker 3: of them are dead.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Okay, she's a part of the Gardashian clan.
Speaker 2: No, she's absolutely not.
Speaker 5: She's the oldest of the Golden Girls cast, and she
Speaker 5: is the only one left alive.
Speaker 2: Who well, I mean she's the oldest because the other
Speaker 2: ones are dead.
Speaker 4: No, Betty, Betty White has the vaccine. Guys, I'm onto something.
Speaker 5: She's the oldest one they were filming.
Speaker 3: No, I thought she was the baby, the other one
Speaker 3: with the face, the other one with the face, was
Speaker 3: it older than her?
Speaker 5: I am almost positive this is factual, unless.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need a bit moss that you
Speaker 2: are wrong. I feel like you're wrong.
Speaker 5: One of the other on was okay, okay, let's see
Speaker 5: now this is.
Speaker 4: Bringing me great joy. Do you know? It was in
Speaker 4: a shitty mood and.
Speaker 1: We popped the top on this pod and I'm feeling
Speaker 1: alive again.
Speaker 2: Pop the top on the pod. Okay.
Speaker 5: So Betty was born in nineteen twenty two.
Speaker 2: January seventeenth. Her birthday is coming up, boom boo.
Speaker 5: Real mc callahan was born in nineteen Her name is Rue.
Speaker 2: Her name's no.
Speaker 5: No, No, I'm talking about the other cast members. Oh okay,
Speaker 5: and then Estelle. Getty was born in nineteen twenty three
Speaker 5: and the Arthur was born in nineteen twenty two, a
Speaker 5: few months after Betty White.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, So Betty White is older by a couple
Speaker 3: of months.
Speaker 2: I heard you, okay, but you.
Speaker 5: Were right back when B died. Let's see, B died
Speaker 5: in two thousand and nine, so she has an a
Speaker 5: whole eleven years on B.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at it though, of a young Betty White beach.
Speaker 3: First of all, she was a brunette in case you
Speaker 3: guys are wondering, And she's always at the same She's
Speaker 3: always had the same wig.
Speaker 2: It's the same wig. But good for her. Wow, ninety
Speaker 2: eight years old.
Speaker 4: She's been through everything.
Speaker 2: She's been through all the wars.
Speaker 1: I feel like she and that's why she and that's
Speaker 1: why she has to keep working though you do you
Speaker 1: see me like everybody did.
Speaker 4: It's like, what's the point of staying home?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: When she finally sits down, it's crush her. And this
Speaker 1: is why she has to keep working.
Speaker 3: Andrew like which, sorry, which Golden Girl was the one
Speaker 3: that played the mom because that she looked older than
Speaker 3: Betty White in the photo the cast photo from what
Speaker 3: year was this on?
Speaker 2: Nineteen forty two? When did the Golden Girls come on?
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, she must be the one that wow. Wow,
Speaker 2: she must not have been using serums because she.
Speaker 4: Hyluronic. They need a hyaluronic acid.
Speaker 2: It wasn't using the hyaluronic acid.
Speaker 5: Friend. Golden Girls was on the air from nineteen eighty
Speaker 5: five to nineteen ninety two. What that's what madeinteen.
Speaker 4: Eighty five.
Speaker 2: Hey to ninety two? That's it.
Speaker 5: That's what it says on IMDb.
Speaker 2: That's wow.
Speaker 5: I don't know before my time, I.
Speaker 3: Was alive in ninety two, but I feel like Golden
Speaker 3: Girls looked like it was on and I thought it
Speaker 3: was black and white.
Speaker 2: That's how old the show feels to me.
Speaker 4: It was oll, we have to fight you.
Speaker 5: Now, silent.
Speaker 2: It was silent.
Speaker 5: They would cut to those like title cards where they
Speaker 5: would say what they said, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was it Charlie Chaplin on Golden Girls. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's how old the show is.
Speaker 4: Do do.
Speaker 2: Okay? So I maybe she has to keep working or
Speaker 2: she you know.
Speaker 5: Well, she's like try. My annoyance lies in the fact that, like,
Speaker 5: if you're creating a project to have Betty White sign onto.
Speaker 5: It just seems like such a giant risk. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm just like concerned. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't like now you're trying to slip in and
Speaker 3: say that you care about her safety.
Speaker 2: You don't care about Betty I guess I do.
Speaker 5: Of course, she's she's past a certain age and and
Speaker 5: so I for her to be showing up on set
Speaker 5: just does not seem It's just like take a break.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: She don't need to take a break. She don't got
Speaker 2: that many miles left in up.
Speaker 3: She want to work until the director's going to say
Speaker 3: and action, and Betty White is going to be there
Speaker 3: on her deathbed still acting.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: She she hosted SNL like I think, like almost like
Speaker 5: ten years ago. Like that endurance to be able to
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If you don't think that this woman is a vampire,
Speaker 1: you're crazy.
Speaker 3: If she's a vampire, she's drinking bad blood because she should.
Speaker 3: She looks great, but she could look better as a vampire,
Speaker 3: is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Sitting are you on FaceTime?
Speaker 5: We heard you.
Speaker 4: Definitely that was accident.
Speaker 5: I heard the noise of face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, you just said as an adult, you don't lie.
Speaker 5: That's a lie.
Speaker 2: The title of the episode is City is a Liar?
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: No, that doesn't get the same as Lamar What Yes,
Speaker 1: Lamar was on crack Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sydney what who? Girl? Who just called you let's let's drag?
Speaker 4: And I told her I was going to be on
Speaker 4: the pod.
Speaker 5: She missed, Is that another life? Though? I don't know
Speaker 5: know that was?
Speaker 4: It was?
Speaker 1: Go on?
Speaker 2: Andrew?
Speaker 3: Andrew said he he can't. You deceived him too many
Speaker 3: times since in the news check.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you hear I heard?
Speaker 3: The episode of the podcast is Sydney is a Beach Dad, Sydney,
Speaker 3: Regina George, Miranda Priestley, The Devil wares she in Destiny.
Speaker 1: Carolina wants me to do a self tape in the morning,
Speaker 1: and I want to be like, yes, but I'm also like,
Speaker 1: the last time I did a self tape with you
Speaker 1: in the morning, your manager had something to say about it.
Speaker 3: So wait, wait, wait, the manager had something to say
Speaker 3: about her tape or about the reader on the tape.
Speaker 2: The reader on the tape, well, since was your struggle
Speaker 2: was to think? I again?
Speaker 4: I was just it was eight o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 5: I was tired, so you were struggling.
Speaker 2: It's okay, right, So the critique was valid, is what
Speaker 2: you're saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess well, Sydney, you're gonna go to bed
Speaker 3: early so you do this SEF taper.
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell you can't do it?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: What do you think I should say?
Speaker 3: I mean, I know what you want to say, but
Speaker 3: I feel like you want me to tell you to
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna do the tape or gnaw.
Speaker 1: Friend, I mean, listen, I'm just saying you can't tell
Speaker 1: somebody what somebody else said and then asked them to
Speaker 1: do it again.
Speaker 4: That's just weird to me.
Speaker 3: So you are hurt by her manager's criticism. But now
Speaker 3: tell us the manager the managerial.
Speaker 2: T what words were you used? What did she say
Speaker 2: say about your reading skills?
Speaker 1: She said that I didn't have any energy and my
Speaker 1: voice was distracted.
Speaker 5: Oh Andrew, you just I just the fact that it
Speaker 5: was just so like you had it to a t
Speaker 5: this quotation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't. I haven't gotten any of this criticism ever.
Speaker 5: It's been at the forefront.
Speaker 3: It's Sam Yo, Sidney got that that criticism tattooed on her.
Speaker 2: I can't read it for you.
Speaker 1: I read with my girlfriend and she got a callback,
Speaker 1: a director's callback, So I feel like I can read.
Speaker 4: It's not like I can't read.
Speaker 2: So I'm the name of the name of the episode.
Speaker 2: Is Sid can read?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, Sid can read yeah, Andrew it doesn't.
Speaker 3: But but I don't know, Sydney, it's the morning time.
Speaker 3: If you just rolling out of bed to do the
Speaker 3: tape and you struggling and your voice is still morning voice,
Speaker 3: you still got the iburgers in your throat, then yeah,
Speaker 3: I could see the voice of being distracting. But if
Speaker 3: you get up early, and I'm saying that, and I'm
Speaker 3: looking at you like this, if you get up early,
Speaker 3: do the tape, and then go back to bed, you
Speaker 3: could do it that way. But like there, I guess
Speaker 3: is an art to helping somebody be Betty White and
Speaker 3: ninety nine years old and still booking in Hollywood.
Speaker 4: I think that's what I'm That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't, I don't, I don't know after
Speaker 1: something like that, I don't know if I could pull through.
Speaker 4: I'm not a morning person. That's just that's tea.
Speaker 3: Right right, Sis, then you got to tell her no
Speaker 3: that you don't have to pick up the FaceTime you
Speaker 3: go to just texted her or nah, you know that's
Speaker 3: That's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying about that.
Speaker 4: Does that make me a bad friend?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: But if you say yes and you do a bad
Speaker 3: job and she doesn't book, that makes you a bad
Speaker 3: friend or it makes you a bad reader.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know. It's fine.
Speaker 3: I think that, Uh, you're gonna do what you need
Speaker 3: to do for you and you're for your friendship. And
Speaker 3: maybe lock your door tonight because I know you don't
Speaker 3: be locking your door.
Speaker 4: And can you help her?
Speaker 3: She's gonna leave her house to come to my house. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not coming over there to help somebody read when.
Speaker 4: You know you can do it through a zoom.
Speaker 2: Oh, Andrew, you freedom to help Carolyne do a zoom audition? Okay? Wait,
Speaker 2: does Betty White have any kids? My bad? I just
Speaker 2: want to see.
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to learn. I don't believe have any children.
Speaker 2: What she got three ex husbands and no babies? Good
Speaker 2: for her? Good for her? Okay? Oh, she's stepmother to
Speaker 2: three children from somebody's first marriage. M m hmm.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's the secret not having children, yeah.
Speaker 2: Or not having a man, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Make sure the man diesy thrice.
Speaker 4: All three all treat it.
Speaker 2: Him thrice the way.
Speaker 5: It's not what you said. They Yeah, I'll try them.
Speaker 2: They all died. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, guys, the word of the week is thrice. You
Speaker 3: use it in a sentence at least thrice. You got
Speaker 3: to say it at least three different times. We're gonna
Speaker 3: celebrate Betty White's birthday on January seventeenth, when we turn
Speaker 3: ninety nine.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't don't. Don't funck this up for Betty.
Speaker 3: Right, We'll go ahead and black bed day off for us.
Speaker 3: We all, what day of the week is that? The
Speaker 3: seventeenth is wet?
Speaker 1: Let me see that's seventeenth is a Sunday, Hey.
Speaker 3: Y, A Sunday is the Lord's Day and Betty White's
Speaker 3: day Okay, yeah, I love this for us.
Speaker 1: And Betty White's birthday is famously before mine, which is
Speaker 1: February the second.
Speaker 3: So famously two days after my sister's birthday, which is
Speaker 3: on the fifteenth.
Speaker 2: See what you're doing for your birthday this year? Friend?
Speaker 1: I am not doing anything, unfortunately, Unfortunately, I am gonna
Speaker 1: sit this this birthday out and I'll probably do something
Speaker 1: on sid can cook and you know, keep it very cute.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay home. Yeah, I'm not doing anything, so
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, I love this for you, So no to loom
Speaker 2: for you for February.
Speaker 1: Second, No, friend, that's unfortunately that uh, that can't happen
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 4: But next year, next year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, next year maybe Scutiny shout out to you, babe.
Speaker 2: We heart you forever and ever. And did anybody have
Speaker 2: any questions before we close this up? Did we miss anything?
Speaker 3: We hit the Kardashian curse, we talked about Lamar, we
Speaker 3: talked about Jeffrey Star being a racist, we talked about
Speaker 3: the terrorism in Washington, d C.
Speaker 2: Anything. Did we miss anything?
Speaker 4: Sidney can read.
Speaker 3: Sid can read but also voices, it can lie as well.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, and we even had time for a FaceTime on
Speaker 3: the podcast. So are you anything that you wanted to
Speaker 3: get off your chest for the first episode of the
Speaker 3: new year.
Speaker 5: No, I'm very excited for another full year of this podcast.
Speaker 4: Like the voice sounds very distracting.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I mean it's gonna be fun. We always
Speaker 5: have so much fun we do.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're not giving me that energy, but
Speaker 1: I know that that's true.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I have been thinking about you know,
Speaker 5: I think this might be my last year for podcasts.
Speaker 2: I think I think I whoa wait, sixty five day notice.
Speaker 1: Oh Dawn, Okay, you hit us at the before the
Speaker 1: fifty four minute mark, baby baby girl, Wait a minute.
Speaker 5: I just don't think that. I don't like that that
Speaker 5: being my ministry, Like, yeah, like I'm associated with an
Speaker 5: audio file. I don't think so, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think so you're so you're nervous that somebody's going
Speaker 1: to pull out the receipts.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, not that, it's just like it's
Speaker 5: it's podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh excuse me.
Speaker 5: I love it. I love a podcast. But it's just
Speaker 5: the I you're saying.
Speaker 3: You're saying, no, no, hold on, you're saying you have
Speaker 3: bigger dreams than this.
Speaker 5: I think I've I've been doing this would be my
Speaker 5: third year of doing it. I think it's just it's
Speaker 5: just time for the next.
Speaker 4: So it's so it's not as lucrative as you wanted
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I heard that. But if you want to
Speaker 5: say that for me.
Speaker 4: Come on, just.
Speaker 1: Drop your Vemo down, sweetie. We need Andrew to stay
Speaker 1: on this boat. This this gates Gates making bad choices
Speaker 1: in Puerto Rico on a cruise.
Speaker 3: So Andrew, what're what you're saying is podcasts make you poor?
Speaker 2: And honestly, I think that should be the title of
Speaker 2: the podcast. No, okay, make you poor.
Speaker 5: I'm sure that the higher opposite, Forever Dog, would love
Speaker 5: to see that as.
Speaker 4: Yes, they would.
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, I'm not really worried about that, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm not, Hey, forever.
Speaker 1: Poor and Andrew on behalf of this side of the
Speaker 1: unofficial experts. You can go ahead and cut that out, sweetie.
Speaker 5: No, there might be the best thing that I actually
Speaker 5: ever heard on a podcast.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be the reason he does podcasts for another
Speaker 3: ten years.
Speaker 2: It hit.
Speaker 4: It was too real for him. That's why he's like,
Speaker 4: you're right.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Andrew, we got a couple of minutes left
Speaker 3: at this episode. Yes, cut to this time next year.
Speaker 3: We got our freedom back. We're back outside. What's the dream?
Speaker 3: Where are you working?
Speaker 2: Where are you living? Who are you dating? Who are
Speaker 2: you wearing? Ready?
Speaker 5: Oh god? I think it just like at a job.
Speaker 5: I think it's like more, this is so bad to
Speaker 5: be saying this.
Speaker 2: We're no, it's this is a safe space.
Speaker 5: It's something a little bit more. Tracy's also on the zoo.
Speaker 2: So well we forgot she was saying, hey, babe, something.
Speaker 5: A little bit more creatively simulating.
Speaker 2: Sure, well, Andrew, I mean, podcast is just talking.
Speaker 3: So you can say with your chest something a little
Speaker 3: bit more stimulating.
Speaker 5: It was, Yeah, I think for me this has been
Speaker 5: really really fun. Obviously meeting the both of you, meeting
Speaker 5: a plethor of other people that are just so great
Speaker 5: and they're very very fun and creative. It's just like, okay,
Speaker 5: this is this has been like a really great journey.
Speaker 5: Like I don't like foresee me dying.
Speaker 2: You know, you know we're not gonna die on his podcast.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna Betty White the podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't see that. I don't see that in our
Speaker 1: future as well.
Speaker 3: We're not trunning this into a musical or a Tyler
Speaker 3: Perry play like what you were talking about. Okay, so
Speaker 3: something more creative. So you're gonna be an author or
Speaker 3: a dog walker, like what you're gonna be doing.
Speaker 5: I don't, I mean, like I did go to school
Speaker 5: for screenwriting. I would love to just like get back
Speaker 5: into something a little bit more stimulating, because like, obviously,
Speaker 5: just like editing a audio file and planning zoom recordings,
Speaker 5: you're not really using a lot of that skill, you know,
Speaker 5: at all. So uh yeah, to be exercising that that
Speaker 5: muscle a little bit more would be much more pleasing
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean the way you said it, you said
Speaker 3: you're not really sure, but I think you gotta say
Speaker 3: what your chest. Fine, know, you got to manifest it.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna manifest it with a question mark at
Speaker 3: the end.
Speaker 5: That's true. That's true. So we'll figure it out, you know,
Speaker 5: and you'll be in New York. I'll be here. Yes,
Speaker 5: I don't plan on leaving.
Speaker 2: So, oh, you're not gonna go on a sabbatical to
Speaker 2: be a screenwriter.
Speaker 4: We won't see you intil them.
Speaker 2: No, we won't see you in the Bali or.
Speaker 5: I'm like that, see me on a little gay cruise.
Speaker 2: In where to Vaerta?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, where will you be in ten years?
Speaker 2: Ten years? I was asking you for next year.
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, ten years, but ten.
Speaker 5: Years okay, fine, next year.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be living somewhere in ten years with a
Speaker 2: fake accent. That's what I'm moving that ten years from now,
Speaker 2: accent is gonna be fake. I'm gonna be Hilaria. But
Speaker 2: like math Marie is already Marie is already.
Speaker 3: Accented Sydney this time next year or this time in
Speaker 3: ten years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to really answer that.
Speaker 1: I want to take one day at a time, like
Speaker 1: sobriety and hope for the best. I'm working towards positivity,
Speaker 1: mental stability, financial, true goals.
Speaker 4: I mean a year, what is time.
Speaker 1: I know that I don't want to be where I
Speaker 1: am right now in a year, so I want to
Speaker 1: see growth. So hopefully, Yeah, I'll be taking podcasts to
Speaker 1: the next level, more linear TV or writing or you
Speaker 1: know something that can get me, you know, a million
Speaker 1: dollar home.
Speaker 2: So okay, yes, selling Sunset. I love this for you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's gorgeous. I love these goals.
Speaker 3: I feel good about positivity coming from your friend. Yes,
Speaker 3: and Andrew, if you want to do something, if you
Speaker 3: want to write something, I think you should be writing now, honestly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't wait until the end of the year, right,
Speaker 1: because it was the end of last year and I
Speaker 1: still hadn't write anything, so you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: We're working on it.
Speaker 5: It all starts now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, after I get off this episode with you guys,
Speaker 3: I'm going to write something.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start the first page today. Listen.
Speaker 5: Sydney will be reading for which.
Speaker 2: Part the role of tired friend that just nailed it?
Speaker 4: She books again.
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Speaker 4: Where are they? I haven't haven't gotten a review since
Speaker 4: December eleventh, and I find that weird.
Speaker 3: I just check as well, and I checked or December eleventh,
Speaker 3: December eleven.
Speaker 4: So yeah, sorry, okay.
Speaker 2: All right, bye guys, happy to me. Oh no, I'm
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