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Speaker 1: cook for them for free. Throw away your roommates, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then make yourself a delicious dinner. I debated telling

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Speaker 1: be my last post here, this final and this friend

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Speaker 1: of opiece saga. I know it seems like I've dealt

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Speaker 1: with a lot of terrible people in my life. I

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Speaker 1: just suppose I am a magnet for it. My terrible mother,

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Speaker 1: my mother, terrible ex wife, and my terrible mother in

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Speaker 1: bad coworker that gave out my phone number to my mother,

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Speaker 1: and lastly some bad roommates from my college days. But

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Speaker 1: beyond that, I haven't really dealt with much of anyone else.

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Speaker 1: Of notes, I've got good friends, a good job, and

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Speaker 2: Ooo in what way in the way spicy sleepway, wow, Riley,

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Speaker 2: cancel them, cancel them.

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Speaker 1: But there were a few times I was just drawing

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Speaker 1: in narcissists. Hopefully no more. Back in college, I had

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Speaker 1: to deal with three bad roommates for six months. It

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Speaker 1: that looked right out of the eighties. By the way,

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Speaker 1: this came right from my keys were stolen from the

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Speaker 1: r slash okay storytime subreddit, which, by the way, I

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Speaker 1: think Riley, this is your favorite author. What I think

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Speaker 1: this is the I think this is the person who

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Speaker 1: made the story of the mom that stole the keys,

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Speaker 3: I think this is sound this story.

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Speaker 1: So I was balancing school part time work and so

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Speaker 1: didn't have a lot of money where we might get

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Speaker 1: is I was literally the only one who knew anything

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Speaker 1: so for obvious reasons, I couldn't keep leftovers. We also

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Speaker 1: but that also was resolved later as well. Two of

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Speaker 1: But the drama of the food first started when I

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, you know what, John, what, I'd love to

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Speaker 3: know how those eggs were made? You know, like, what

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Speaker 3: type of eggs? Do you think that people tell us

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Speaker 1: Is it spoil?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is it over easy with a runny yolks?

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Speaker 3: I don't know because like normally i'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's not super you know, necessary information, But right now

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Speaker 1: Well, Sophia, this was two eggs over easy or medium

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Speaker 1: One of my roommates saw me eating it and asked

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Speaker 1: Another day, I made mash soft boil eggs for breakfast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't you like dig through the.

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Speaker 1: Track something like that? Like his mom, he basically had

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Speaker 1: That is required reading, required reading. And I prefer a

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Speaker 3: That's when I say, whenever I go to a restaurant,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like when you go to the sushi buffet

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Speaker 1: Compared to these guys, I was the only broke person there.

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Speaker 1: I had an old Nintendo sixty four, a CRTTV that

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Speaker 1: And they did this, And they did this by stealing

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Speaker 4: They're a dollarsive. My god.

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Speaker 1: So here's what happened. One evening, I made something good

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Speaker 1: Even made them into little spicy fishburgers.

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Speaker 3: Did you know that they feed tilapia chicken.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah, big facts. My

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Speaker 1: Opie should just say, yeah, I'm gonna be second. Why

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Speaker 1: and then I'll be second.

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Speaker 3: Done, and then I'll and then yeah, we'll take they'll

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Speaker 1: I told my roommates that if they each kicked in

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Speaker 1: The next day. They agreed. My biggest mistake was not

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Speaker 3: You freaking fool, dude.

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Speaker 1: They're about to steal fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 3: He's about ninety nine cents.

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Speaker 1: Talk about it.

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Speaker 3: Spaghetti sauce, Yep, it's about four bucks.

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Speaker 1: Try try six ninety nine.

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Speaker 3: If you're if you're making that from scratch, that's about

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Speaker 3: maybe five bucks.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, we're just so many things through.

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Speaker 3: That's a total of six dollars. John, if you get

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Speaker 2: And if I get the ground beef and onions.

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Speaker 3: Also, I just want everyone to know who like maybe

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he deserves it.

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Speaker 2: He's painfully detailed, painfully Yeah. Like whenever I went to school,

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Speaker 2: it was like how to write a story talking about

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Speaker 1: What happens in the base good analogy. I love that.

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Speaker 1: If you want to find it, search my keys are

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Speaker 1: stolen on our YouTube channel.

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Speaker 2: I think, save yourself some Tom and watch any others

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Speaker 1: So I went out. I got some ground beef, jar sauce,

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Speaker 1: So good, so good stop it. You're taunting us on purbos.

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Speaker 1: They tried several more times. I always refused. They even

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Speaker 1: sure they would have just pulled the same stunt again.

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Speaker 1: Money or no money. I had my pride not stand down,

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Speaker 2: You can either pay me money or call me daddy

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Speaker 2: and I'll cook for you because they're their kids.

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Speaker 1: Say daddy, give me some food, give me the nomnoms.

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Speaker 2: What do you think about that?

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Speaker 1: What do you think?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I know there's definitely one roommate that definitely would call

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Speaker 2: me that to get some food. And we all know who.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we all know.

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Speaker 1: Now. I didn't know what kind of homes these guys

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Speaker 3: They didn't dig out of the trash for the meals.

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Speaker 3: I ratitude my way up to this kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Dude, we gotta find this guy and have them on this.

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Speaker 1: You really gotta have this. But anyways, one day I

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Speaker 1: So I just tried to go play video games to unwind,

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Speaker 3: He was like, they stole my food. So I went

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so next sentence produces your point exactly. I didn't

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Speaker 1: When my roommates finally came back, they were all smug

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Speaker 3: Reals, these guys, I would I would be really upset

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Speaker 1: What would you do?

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Speaker 1: I want, I want to want, I want action, give

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Speaker 3: What would I do if something?

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Speaker 1: I went into your fridge and threw away all your

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Speaker 2: Just a joke? Crying it's just a joke. And I

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Speaker 3: I'd probably be crying, and then you would probably immediately

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Speaker 3: be like, I'm so sorry because I'm drunk.

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Speaker 2: At this point, you have no feelings.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 4: Why are you drunk?

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Speaker 1: You started drinking? Right scenario something change of garretts.

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Speaker 3: Well, then now that you're drunk, I'm like, Riley, what's

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Speaker 3: going on? You're a totally different person. Like, let's talk

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Speaker 1: That was? That was? That was?

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Speaker 1: We give me a break, I swear, it usually does

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Speaker 3: It's rough, It's okay, it's really far away. Oh thank you,

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Speaker 3: Sanita Thomas is down the fire escape is hilarious. Caitlin

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Speaker 3: Eleana Bain says he did use it an ordinate amount

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Speaker 1: To add fourteen bullets es why but why? What's the why?

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Speaker 1: What's the what?

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Speaker 2: Conspiracy theory? Oh, he cooked all his food and he

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Speaker 1: That's truem like he never actually the whole part about

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Speaker 3: Was like, I'll make you guys for free, and then

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Speaker 1: and then he's like, hey, where's the five bucks. They're like,

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Speaker 1: But back to Opie. I refused to touch the food

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Speaker 1: I said, fifty dollars each replaced the food they tossed,

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Speaker 3: Blackmail that I got.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like when you pay for the court fees,

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Speaker 1: my god. They all got their wallets out and begrudgingly

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Speaker 1: He said he'd take the recording to the deed himself

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why would you harass the guy with the blackmail?

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Speaker 1: These guys are once again once again crabbing oile literally

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Speaker 1: I could literally ruin everything for you, Like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: And yeah, they all hated me, but the two that

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Speaker 3: You know what, Actually, we'll do the thing and then

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Speaker 3: I'll say what I know.

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Speaker 2: Love triangle or love I see love whoa love?

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Speaker 1: You know what? I always love though, The fact that

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Speaker 1: you can listen to full length episodes of stories just

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Speaker 1: like this on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and everywhere listening to

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Speaker 1: podcast guys, if you just go to Spotify and wherever

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Speaker 1: you listen to podcasts, type of okay, story time almost

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Speaker 3: And that's almost two thousand.

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Speaker 1: That's almost two thousand has shown up? Why two k.

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Speaker 3: Since for YouTube?

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Speaker 1: Two k? Ooh, but Sophia, please can complete your incompleted?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you know what. Props to freaking op for

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Speaker 3: telling a story under twenty thousand words was fairly in.

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Speaker 1: Hey, we got some entertainment, had to.

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Speaker 3: Beginning, a middle, and an end, and only a little

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Speaker 1: It was it was it's the food, but he cannot

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, he is those recipe websites that have

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Speaker 1: This is his recipe for eggs.

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Speaker 3: He's just posted a recipe for eggs, but he had

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Speaker 1: You just like hit my soul. Yeah, just insanely. Those

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Speaker 1: in jail for a thousand years thousand years and cryogenically

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I agree, it's a crime, and.

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Speaker 3: Don't let them have access to a computer, because otherwise

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Speaker 3: they'll take those thousand years, yeah to write another recipe.

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Speaker 1: You make a thousand years of recipes. Yeah, been our recipes.

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Speaker 3: I don't want it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want it.

440
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 3: Calvin Common says, I don't MG. I hate those websites.

441
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,359
Speaker 3: That's why I like the New York Times uh cook

442
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 3: cooking app because there is no I don't need to

443
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 3: hear about your life story.

444
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 1: We don't need it.

445
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,280
Speaker 3: Don't need it.

446
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 1: My mom has some like chrome extension that like cuts

447
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 1: out it like just finds the recipe. Oh, it just

448
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 1: just finds the recipe in all the gobbledygook and then

449
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,439
Speaker 1: it gives you that.

450
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 3: Anyways, Harriet Spaghetti says some people are on Reddit because

451
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,160
Speaker 3: they don't have friends to talk to. Ope is one

452
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 3: of them will be? I mean, he did tell us

453
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 3: that all of his roommates hate him, so sorry.

454
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 1: That is a possibly unfortunately accurate thing. But we're gonna

455
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,360
Speaker 1: get back to our friend.

456
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Speaker 4: Op.

457
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 1: One of them was pretty cool though, the roommates, and

458
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,440
Speaker 1: he actually liked cooking simple home meals like I did.

459
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 1: He also liked Nintendo and bikes. This guy, hope he's

460
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,920
Speaker 1: gonna marry this guy, he's like he.

461
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,679
Speaker 3: Liked Montano, he liked bikes, and he like cooking, and

462
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,919
Speaker 3: he did and steal from me.

463
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 1: Did he grow up in a hole? Dude? He became

464
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 1: my best.

465
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 3: Okay, that's cute.

466
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 4: That's cute.

467
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 1: That's cute, and still is to this day. We even

468
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: play Mario Kart together when we can. How I want

469
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 1: to play Mario Kart and took up cycling together once

470
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 1: I separated from my ex wife. He's been my greatest

471
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 1: supporter ever, more than any family I've ever had. That

472
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 1: is true. Anyone is better than any family he's ever had. Also,

473
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 1: for those wondering where I'd hit my roommates stuff, I'd

474
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,640
Speaker 1: hid them all right. I hit them all in their

475
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 1: own suitcases that were already put away in their closets.

476
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 1: Kind of. That's a little diabolical, diabolically smart genius, which

477
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 1: would have been one of the last places they looked.

478
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: They were also pissed. It was all right there the

479
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 1: whole time.

480
00:22:54,160 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: That's looking a great place to hide something. Suitcase so amazing.

481
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: It though, because it's usually empty, right, You're like, this

482
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: is heavy, hang on, but I put my little suitcase

483
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 1: in my big suitcase thum so I could confuse. If

484
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 1: there's a game cube in there, it's gonna get hidden.

485
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,719
Speaker 1: The weight is two things. Yeah, but you know, speaking

486
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: of two things, you know what else has the number

487
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 1: two on it? This next story, the second story, gotcha,

488
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: it's not by OP.

489
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,640
Speaker 3: I don't want to read it.

490
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:31,880
Speaker 1: It's always by OP. My entitled roommate tried to kick

491
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: me out of our apartment because I refuse to pay

492
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: extra for utilities. Yeah. In my original post, I had

493
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 1: talked about my entitled roommate, Brandy not Singer. The TLDR

494
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 1: of that story is how she completely screwed me over

495
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: with the Wi Fi bill, giving me the passroot of

496
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 1: our neighbor's WiFi across the hall and so charging me

497
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: for Wi Fi in our apartments.

498
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 3: Stealing money from OP and stealing Wi Fi double thumps.

499
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Speaker 1: When I confronted her about it, she denied everything until

500
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: me that she didn't own me a cent. By the way,

501
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: this comes from Gingerella nineteen. What do you use your

502
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 1: name on? The archized? Okay storytimes over ut So, Brandy

503
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: and I continue living with each other for the next

504
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: several months. We remained cordial to one another, mostly stayed

505
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 1: out of each other's way. This was relatively easy since

506
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: the last few months I lived there, she practically lived

507
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 1: at her boyfriend's apartment down the hill from where our

508
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: apartment building was. See the hot water story from my

509
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: original post if you want a good laugh about how

510
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: she thought plumbing worked. So during the pandemic, I started

511
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: struggling with a loneliness that comes with social distancing. I

512
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 1: was really depressed, and one of the main things keeping

513
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: me going on days I felt especially lonely was the

514
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: cat my roommate had. I've had animals pretty much my

515
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: whole life, and their company can really fill that empty

516
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 1: space for companionships that I need. However, as Brandy started

517
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 1: spending more time at her boyfriend's apartment, she started taking

518
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: the cat with her. Those days were hard, however, because

519
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,880
Speaker 1: it was her cat, not mine, I never asked her

520
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: to leave him with me, even though I was really struggling,

521
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 1: So I started thinking about getting a cat for myself.

522
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: I've introduced cats into new spaces and social situations several

523
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: times before, so I felt confident that I could do

524
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 1: that here. I thought it over for a while because

525
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get a new cat only to

526
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: start going back to work and leave it alone ninety

527
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: percent of the time. I also wanted to make sure

528
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: I was ready for the lifelong commitment that comes with

529
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 1: having a pet. So anyways, I decided to get a cat.

530
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: I approached Brandy to talk it over with her. At first,

531
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: she seemed open to the prospect, but then suddenly she wasn't.

532
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 1: She told me no, as if I were a child

533
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: asking a parent for something. I was so frustrated because

534
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: I owned the apartment just as much as she did

535
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 1: and had always been more than considerate with her, and

536
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: she's had the cat, she's.

537
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 3: At the cat. I mean, of course, it is kind

538
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 3: of tricky introducing a new cat.

539
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: From what I've heard, this is true. This is true.

540
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 3: So it's like not, you can't just like yeah, like

541
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 3: you know.

542
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's definitely a problem. It would be like

543
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: a slow process. But it's like, Yo, you got a cat,

544
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: and now I can't have a cat. It's unjust, it's

545
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: not right.

546
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 3: It's just not right.

547
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: Tell So I approached her to discuss it one more time,

548
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: and she started telling me she didn't want another animal

549
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 1: in her apartments because her cat already lived there. Here's

550
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: the reason, she gave. One, cats can't share litter boxes,

551
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 1: so that's gonna be an issue. Anyone who owns cats

552
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: knows that they can and do all of the time. Two, Well,

553
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: it's gonna scratch up my couch and rug. Her own

554
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: cat already did that frequently, and she had to put

555
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 1: protective covers on the couch for that reason. I explained

556
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: that I'd be happy to meet her halfway. I'll pay

557
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 1: for a better quality couch covers than the one she

558
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: already had and replaced the rug with a different one

559
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: if she was concerned about it. Three. Finally, her hail

560
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,640
Speaker 1: Mary attempt was the well, the day you bring another

561
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: cat into this apartment, I'm going to put my couch

562
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: in storage and you'll have to sit on something else

563
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: there if you want to send living them. I calmly

564
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 1: explained that I didn't move in with her for her

565
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 1: for the couch. I calmly explained that I didn't move

566
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: in move in with her for the couch. I moved

567
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: in for a place to live. I told her that

568
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: I'd be coming up with an alternative solution for the couch. However,

569
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: at this point I was not asking her, I was

570
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: telling her OPI means freaking business. She was not happy

571
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: with this and accused me of holding back on telling

572
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,439
Speaker 1: her I was getting a cat until after we renewed

573
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: the lease. I explained that I had not decided to

574
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: get a cat until my job announced that we would

575
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: all be working from home for at least another six months,

576
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: which was several weeks after we had signed the lease.

577
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: We have the timeline.

578
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 3: Yeah.

579
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: I also told her that even though I wanted to

580
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 1: adopt an older cat for a bonded pair, I felt

581
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: like it would be easier to just get one kitten

582
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: because kittens are usually easier to introduce into new environments

583
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: and new cats, and I was trying my best to

584
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 1: compromise with her. She finally gave in and accepted that

585
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: I was going to get a cat. Surprise, surprise, she

586
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 1: did not remove the couch despite her threats. When I

587
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: finally found a kitten to take home, I let Brandy

588
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: know when I'd be taking her home so she would know. Also,

589
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: I feel like it's low keys so hard to stay

590
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: mad at the roommate when there's just like adorable yeah kitten.

591
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 3: You're like, I don't want a cat.

592
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: It's really good, you know, we kind of with some

593
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: kitty cuddles, some little kitty cuddles.

594
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 3: You know, I would love to get a dog.

595
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: Dog would be phenomenal, would just be amazing. We shall see.

596
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 1: I gave her the plan I was following from an

597
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: online pet journal so she would know how this was

598
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: going to go. The day arrived and I brought my

599
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: new kitten home. I brought the kitten into my room,

600
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: which was ready with toys, food, and a new scratching pad.

601
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 1: I left her in there to curiously explore it with

602
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: my boyfriend's supervising. Brandy asked when her cat and mine

603
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: were going to meet. I reiterated that they weren't meeting

604
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: that day because my kitten need a few days to

605
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: acclimate to the room and recognize it as her safe space.

606
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: My roommate practically blue a fuse. It started yelling at

607
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: me that I had wasted a time and that I

608
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: shouldn't explained that. I reminded her that I did explain

609
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: in my text messages and that I had sent her

610
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: the plan that I was going to follow so she

611
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: could see it for herself. She said, I'm not going

612
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: to read all of that text. That's like a numble.

613
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: It's like it's like Wikipedia, it's like a almanac. Like

614
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: it's like too much.

615
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 3: That's like bram Stoker's Stracula inspiration to nise FRAUDU.

616
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 2: My gosh, I'm going to find something to throw at

617
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 2: you if you met one more time.

618
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: Every time she mentions the movie knows FRAUTU just cut

619
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Speaker 1: out the audio. Just cut out the audio. Blur pixelate

620
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: her mouth for the rest of the episode. Yep, every time,

621
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: every single time. Editor, don't let her get away with it.

622
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: I will watch the episode anyway. I told her it

623
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: was her own fault for not reading it and that

624
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: I had done everything I could to prepare her. We

625
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: also had a few in person conversations about it, but

626
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: apparently she didn't remember any of those either. She then

627
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: started yelling at me about how I was a terrible

628
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: roommate and how all I did was lock myself in

629
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: my room with my boyfriend all the time, and now

630
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm just going to do that with the kitten too.

631
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: She then she started complaining about other things I was

632
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: doing that upset her. She accused me of never cleaning

633
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: around the apartment. I cleaned my own bathroom, bedroom and

634
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: cleaned up after myself in the kitchen. I reminded her

635
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: that I offered to work on some sort of cleaning

636
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: schedule with her when I first moved in. However, she

637
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: had told me that she had a certain way she

638
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: liked things and that she would just do it all herself.

639
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: I continually checked in with her while I lived there,

640
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: but she kept saying not to worry about it. Now,

641
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it was an issue. She then

642
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: grabbed our full bit of recyclaballs, picking out things that

643
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: were mind and started throwing them on the floor, telling

644
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: me I never emptied the recyclables I did, and how

645
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: I left so much stuff in there, and sometimes sometimes

646
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: so that she'd have to make multiple trips down in

647
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: the dumpster to empty it. I am likely in the

648
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: wrong for this next comment, but here it goes.

649
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 3: It's judge.

650
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: Let's judge. We listen, but we do judge. Big pity

651
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: both got him. I told her I never complained when

652
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: I had to make multiple trips because how much freakin'

653
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: drank she was drinking every week, and that I didn't

654
00:30:54,360 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: exactly enjoy living with a boozyac roommate. Deduce that as

655
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: you will, she drinks a lot. She often fills the

656
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: recycling bin by the end of the week with all

657
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: of her own bottles of buller and wha dang man,

658
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: that did it. That was it, she screamed, I want you.

659
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 3: I have heard rent.

660
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: I reminded her I lived here too, and that you

661
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: couldn't just kick me out.

662
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 3: You can't kick me out.

663
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 4: I'm leaving.

664
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, conspiracy theory. She then shows you a piece of

665
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 2: paper that has not your name on the lease because

666
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: you signed a fake lease agreement.

667
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 3: She then gives you a piece of paper that's in

668
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 3: a different language and says, sign your name here, and

669
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 3: you've accidentally.

670
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:47,479
Speaker 1: Divorced and married and married. You married and divorced the roommate.

671
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: It was the top signature was Mary and the bottom

672
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: was divorce. Stand on it, Sophia, thank you, stand on that,

673
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: saying on that. I told her she treated me like

674
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: a house, not a roommate. We yelled back and forth

675
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: some more before she finally left the apartment and I

676
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: went back to my room. I burst into tears, and

677
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: my boyfriend comforted me. I no longer felt safe or

678
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: responsible having a new kit in the apartment, and to

679
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: be honest, I wasn't sure if Brandy could kick me

680
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: out or not. I had never co signed a lease

681
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: with anyone before. Oh, so maybe she was like the coat,

682
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: like the secondary signer.

683
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't on this actual lease.

684
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: Maybe either a sublease. Or if it's a sublease, she's

685
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: in trouble. But if she was like the if there's

686
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: like a main signer and then someone who's like, oh, like, okay,

687
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: this is in Brandy's name, but op is also living here,

688
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: we're acknowledging that. Then they're paying rent. Yeah, I don't know.

689
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: I thought about it all and talked it over with

690
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: my boyfriend for the next several hours. His apartment didn't

691
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: allow animals, so that was a non starter, and ended

692
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: up taking the kitten back to the home we had gotten.

693
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 3: No, that's so sad, and they also hate when you

694
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 3: do that.

695
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: It's true. I cried the whole way there. I said

696
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: goodbye and gave them a pet carrier I had brought

697
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: to transfer her in so she'd have something familiar to

698
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: go home in when someone else took her home. I

699
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: cried for the next few days. She was such a

700
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: sweet kitten. I wish I had gotten to know her,

701
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: but I'm sure she ended up in a much better

702
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: living situation. I installed a doorknob with a lock and

703
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: a key in my door that weekend, and was the

704
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: only person with the key. I no longer felt safe

705
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: in my apartment unless my door was locked. I spent

706
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: almost all my time in my bedroom. I wasn't working

707
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: at the desk in the public space in our dining

708
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: slash living room area. If she was an apartment, I

709
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: was usually at my boyfriend's. Finally, I called the apartment

710
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: complex and asked if Brandy was actually able to remove

711
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: me from the least like she had threatened. They confirmed

712
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: that we co leased together, meaning that neither one could

713
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: kick the other one out.

714
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: Thank goodness, my thing was wrong.

715
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 3: Yes, goodnesses, Yeah you got my reference.

716
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: You know how many Sophia do you want to know?

717
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: How many? Can you guess? How many times are Harry Potter.

718
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 3: Not more than me?

719
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: Really bets in?

720
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 2: How much were betting? I?

721
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 3: Actually I lost count.

722
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, but maybe up to your and

723
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 1: we can maybe even give you a little bigger room.

724
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: Now I'm afraid bet and I think Sophia has read

725
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: more than me. Bet, I'm gonna bet in Sophia's favor,

726
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 1: so we're both betting in Sofia's favor.

727
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 3: There's no money lost.

728
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 1: I'll bet a dollar.

729
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 3: I bet a dollar.

730
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: Let's do it real real cash, real cash on real cash.

731
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: Shake on it, shake shake, there we go. All right again.

732
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 3: I lost count.

733
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 2: After we're taking your like, well, then say your certain amount, Sofia,

734
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 2: because John knows his.

735
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 3: I don't know mine amount. I lost count.

736
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 2: After you have a number in mind that you can use.

737
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 2: How many go, Sepia, go go, Sophia.

738
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 3: Think I readtter too much? Say last count after twenty?

739
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't blame.

740
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 3: You, because I would read it like every year.

741
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: It's so good, sometimes twice a year. I started, Actually,

742
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: you know it, it might be eight because I think I

743
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: did start rereading it during COVID.

744
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm probably I want to say twenty, but it's

745
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: probably somewhere the fifteen to twenty because I read it

746
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 3: every year since my dad started reading it to me,

747
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 3: and then I started listening to the audio books every year.

748
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: So it slaps every time like it it just goes

749
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: every time. And by the way, ladies and gentlemen, I

750
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: am as we speak sending Sophia Donnar one dollar.

751
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I'm gonna I'm gonna load ball myself and

752
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 3: say I was probably fifteen because I which still beats you.

753
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 3: But I don't want to, like, I don't wanna, I

754
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 3: don't wanna lie or anything because I'm not quite sure.

755
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: But you know what, that's way more than I'm easily

756
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: seven to eight.

757
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 3: But no, that's still pretty good though, because that's whole series.

758
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, whole series. Series is pretty good. It wasn't a joke,

759
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: and that was like also back to back. Mind you,

760
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: if this was like I would end and just same.

761
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 3: No, exactly what I would do.

762
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: Anyways, so Opie says, so at least I have a

763
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: place to live. She started being more cold than passive aggressive.

764
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 1: Her next thing was demanding I pay her my half

765
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: of the security deposit when I moved in. I immediately

766
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: asked what half was, and she said, I'm probably not

767
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: getting the security deposit back for this place, so don't

768
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 1: worry about it now. She was insisting. I told her

769
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: I would only give it to our our apartment complex

770
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: because I didn't trust her not to keep the money

771
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: on my shirt, especially considering how she handled the issue

772
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: with the WiFi. Yeah, it's like, hey, I'll give him

773
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: half and then they'll set you back half.

774
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, she definitely would have pocketed your money if you

775
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 3: just gave it to her.

776
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: She kept insisting I pay her, and I held my ground,

777
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: and eventually she gave up. I wasn't destructive when I

778
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: lived there. If anything, her cat was more likely to

779
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: destroy something. He'd frequently eaten any food I left on

780
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: supervised for more than for less than ten minutes. Once

781
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: he took the thick plastic cover off of a rotisserie

782
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 1: chicken that was supposed to last me a week because

783
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: he wanted it, torn lampshades, and even had torn down

784
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: a canopy it installed over my bed twice. She never

785
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: reimbursed me for any of the damage he did to

786
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: my property, saying I told you I was getting a

787
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: cat when you moved in. It's your responsibility because you

788
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: just might happen. But Opi also loves him, it seems

789
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: the cat. Yes, Opie does live to.

790
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 3: Lived a kitty kitty, but kitty's a menace.

791
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: So it says. Yeah, she was a real peach. Finally

792
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: I found out that since I was only a co lessie,

793
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: I could leave whenever without being penalized for it financially

794
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: from the aparchment complex. Oh whoa Opie's got the best

795
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: of both worlds.

796
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't get kicked out and also don't have.

797
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: To see ya Ciinara. So my boyfriend asked if I

798
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: would get an apartment with him, and I agreed. We

799
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: started looking for places and eventually found somewhere with a

800
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: decent space for the two.

801
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 3: Of us and a kiddie.

802
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: Can you get a kiddie?

803
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 4: Maybe?

804
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: He was? The first apartment we wanted wasn't ready until

805
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: the second week of the following month, though, so we

806
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: went with a better option that compromised for everyone. There

807
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: was another unit that was available the third week of

808
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: the month we were in, meaning I would be leaving

809
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: earlier than expected. However, it would be easier for Brandy,

810
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: who was already planning on moving her boyfriend in that

811
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: same week. Dude, everybody wins, let's freaking go. I decided

812
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: not to ask for reimbursement of my fourth week of

813
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: rent because I figured that would be petty. Despite everything

814
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: that happened, I just wanted to leave as peacefully as

815
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: possible and put the whole thing behind me. We got

816
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: to prove for the apartment and began making plans to move.

817
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: Love it. However, do you think that was easy?

818
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 2: A little too easy?

819
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: Honestly, do you think do you think do you think

820
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: that was super simple? One?

821
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 3: That was too easy?

822
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: Everyone something happened.

823
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 3: I think something something. Way.

824
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: We went away with zero blood spilt.

825
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, no.

826
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 1: Of course not. Brandy was a menace to live with.

827
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: The last month I lived there was during a heat

828
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 1: wave and the air conditioning worked well in the rest

829
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: of the apartment, but not my room.

830
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that sucks.

831
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: Maintenance came over multiple times and kept telling me it

832
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 1: was fine, but I really couldn't cool down my room.

833
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: Even though I kept couldn't cool down my room without

834
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: keeping the AC on high.

835
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 3: She definitely blocked something.

836
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: M M. She would like, put a blocker in there,

837
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 1: take it out. Maintenance is like, oh it look good,

838
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: PLoP it back in. This was absolutely my fault, and

839
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: I ran up the gas bill very high in the

840
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: last month, like two times what we normally spent. Brandy

841
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: sent me a text with the bill and was furious.

842
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: I apologized and took full responsibility. However, she said that

843
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: because she had spent most of the past month at

844
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: her boyfriend's apartment. I should pay the full bill. I

845
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: lost it. I'd put up with this woman's temper tantrums

846
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: for a full year and was not about to pay

847
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: four times what I normally paid, simply because she was

848
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 1: acting like a Karen demanding a free force course meal

849
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: because her nurse wasn't hot enough. I finally put my

850
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: foot down and told her her no, no. I told

851
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: her I would gladly pay for the difference in cost.

852
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: She paid what she would normally pay, and I pay

853
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: what I would normally pay, plus the amount that was

854
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: over our usual balance.

855
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 3: I think that's fair. Because I was gonna say, I

856
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: was like, that's a little bit messed up if you're

857
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 3: not paying, you know.

858
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,919
Speaker 1: Like she's paying one x and she's paying the three

859
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 1: x of the four.

860
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 3: I think that's fair.

861
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: Yes. However, she didn't get a free pass on utilities

862
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: simply because she decided to live in her boyfriends for

863
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: a month. What's next, I pay for the full rent

864
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 1: of the apartment. She told me I was being unreasonable

865
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: and that the day I moved out, she would send

866
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: me one final itemized payment request on VENMO for the

867
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: full amount of the gas bill plus all the other

868
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 1: utilities and the cost of friends dang. I shot back with, okay,

869
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: since we're penny pinching, if you do that, I will

870
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: send you back the amount you requested, minus the four

871
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: months of Wi Fi you wrongfully charged me and never

872
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: paid back, and the last week of rent. I won't

873
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: be living in the apartment. I will itemize it so

874
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: you can see everything. She did not take that well.

875
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: She told me that was unnecessary. And I also love

876
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: how they're like an itemization war. They're like, uh, all right,

877
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna list of it, Like, well, I got this

878
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: list of items here, and I'm gonna charge you for

879
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: all of them. She's like, oh jesus, my list item

880
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 1: big enough to dang it. Like they're both just gonna

881
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: send one thousand dollars I.

882
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 3: Had groceries and minus the cost of water and trash. Yeah, dude,

883
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 3: I'll trade you for trash for one Wi Fi bill.

884
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 4: Deal.

885
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: She told me that was unnecessary, and I added that

886
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: I'd picked an early week to accommodate her boyfriend's moving date.

887
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: If she was going to be petty about the whole thing,

888
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: uh so was I. We didn't speak even the day

889
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: I moved, we and some friends packed everything up, stuck

890
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: it up in the truck, and were moved into our

891
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: new place by nightfall. The next morning, I received the

892
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 1: faded invoice request from Brandy and breathe a sigh of relief.

893
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: She requested only about half of every utility, including the

894
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: gas bill, and then deducted the cost of the Wi

895
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: Fi and my last week of rent.

896
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 3: Ope got Oopie, got it in the end.

897
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 1: Opie got it in the ag. We love to see it.

898
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: We love to see a winter win, Opie says. Finally

899
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: had to win. There's one more little happy ending here.

900
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 1: A few weeks prior to the move, a friend got

901
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: me in touch with a lady who ran a shelter

902
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: from her home for feral cats and kittens. I offered

903
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: to donate the toys and food I had bought for

904
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: the kitten I had originally bought home because it made

905
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: me so sad to look at them. I ended up

906
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: donating some extra litter and food as well, because I

907
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: just really love cats. When I went to drop them off,

908
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: she introduced me to a feral mom cat who had

909
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: just had a litter of kittens. That's so funny. Riley was,

910
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: just like, it's a fairal cat.

911
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 3: They found a cat and it's pregnant.

912
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: What's the jo what's funny about a mother? Where's the punchline?

913
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: Do you do you hate mothers? Is that is that?

914
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 2: It used me to faral cats.

915
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 4: I loved it.

916
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 3: Faral cats in your area? Call one eight hundred.

917
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: Faral, faral mother is in your area.

918
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm not getting that at again. I'm not

919
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 2: falling for that again.

920
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: Ha ha. Riley's off the faral moms. Yeah, I don't know.

921
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 2: Just faral cats in my head are different than everyone else's,

922
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 2: because what does that mean if we have does that

923
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 2: mean if there are feral cats in there where I live,

924
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 2: they're either really big or like we have to shoot

925
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 2: them away?

926
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: There was a faral cat that lived.

927
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 2: Okay, there was a faral cat that was in my

928
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 2: neighborhood with all my family and it was scratching cars,

929
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 2: so we had to take it to the saw mill.

930
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: Didn't unlive it. God, but there's other cats at the

931
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: saw mill and it made friends and now it looks

932
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 2: with the other cats.

933
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 1: That was smart. That was a smart move. I like it. True.

934
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,879
Speaker 1: She offered to let me meet them, and I said yes.

935
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: She put the rent of the litter, a tiny little

936
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: tortoiseshell in my arms, who proceeded to crawl out my

937
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: arm and play with my hair. I was in love instantly.

938
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 3: Ah, well, you finally got her happy, ending with this

939
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 3: firal mom cat.

940
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 1: There the cat is crawling. The cat has not been adopted. No,

941
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: we don't know.

942
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 4: We don't know you. No.

943
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: No. The only thing we know and love like an

944
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: adorable kitten is that you can listen to full episodes

945
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 1: with stories.

946
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 4: Just like these.

947
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: Just go to Spotify, Apple podcast guys, wherever you're listening

948
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: to podcasts, and you just search. Okay, sorry, time it's

949
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: gonna it's gonna pop right up for.

950
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 3: You, pop right up.

951
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: Do it, just do it.

952
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 2: Just do it.

953
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: But two months later, my boyfriend and I brought the

954
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: tortoise shell kitten and her brother, who has been on

955
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: and off my lap while I type this out, to

956
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 1: their forever home with us at our new apartment. Ah yes,

957
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: but then they fell deathly.

958
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 4: Just kidding.

959
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: Me.

960
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 3: I don't play with my emotions like.

961
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: That, Oh I did. Don't ever do it again, don't

962
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: never do that. So we've been spoiling them with NonStop

963
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: love and affection ever since. My boyfriend and I are

964
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: so happy together in a new home. He kind of

965
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: saved me by suggesting we move in together, and I

966
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: could not be more grateful. I love him, our cats

967
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: in my life so much now. It was honestly kind

968
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: of emotional writing this whole thing out. It was sort

969
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: of a traumatic experience. But I'm so happy where my

970
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: life is right now now. I haven't spoken to Brandy

971
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: since I moved out, and honestly I don't care to.

972
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: I hope for her sake she's well. And then she

973
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: grew that f up because dear God almighty, she needs

974
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: to grow up. God diddly dang.

975
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 3: And there you have it.

976
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: There you freaking have it.

977
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 3: Sometimes you just need to put the foot down. And

978
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,439
Speaker 3: I might as that Bill.

979
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: Just put the foot down, put down and get the cat,

980
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: and get the cat.

981
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 3: Harriet Spaghetti says, so if you're threatening people is adorable.

982
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 3: Like a small child threatening people.

983
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 1: I agree with that statement. What it is adorable.

984
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 3: I'm terrifying. Shot up in your bed tonight with a

985
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 3: saw with a machete.

986
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you an Indian burn. I'm just gonna

987
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: hurt sh real man, I don't know what do kids do?

988
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna push you off the swing sets

989
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: that would actually hurt.

990
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 2: No, No, they just snipe each other on Fortnite.

991
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh geez, I wanna snap you in Fortnite.

992
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 3: These kids a NERF gun. Raley had taught me how

993
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 3: to use the.

994
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: Machine or yeah, because some random person, well they went random.

995
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 2: But some person knocked out of door at eleven thirty

996
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 2: at night and I was like, Sophia, grab that. I'm

997
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 2: gonna check the door. Yeah, this girl does. She's just like,

998
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 2: What'll I do with this? I'm like, no, aiming at

999
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 2: the door.

1000
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: Okay, something happened to me to shoot.

1001
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 3: A wren first with a NERF bullet.

1002
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: Imagine it was like one of our elderly neighbors. Yeah,

1003
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: checking it on, Okay, hey, how you doing with the fire.

1004
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 2: She's not gonna shoot them, She's just gonna check them,

1005
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: like aim it be ready, and then if something happens,

1006
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 2: she can suck boom distraction.

1007
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: I take care of it. She helps out, calls the cops,

1008
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 1: and we're good.

1009
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 3: Riley's really invested in my protection. He's also giving me

1010
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 3: a baseball bat that now sits by my bedside.

1011
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 4: Yep.

1012
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 3: He's like, what do you do if someone comes into

1013
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 3: your bed? I go, I don't know. I wear mouth

1014
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 3: tape and you're plugs.

1015
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: She's useless, bro, she's she's already dead.

1016
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: Won't save save All they gotta do is yeah, pinch

1017
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: your nose and you're done for Yeah, good thing. We Well.

1018
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, we got a house of house

1019
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: of dudes protecting her, but.

1020
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 3: You don't live here.

1021
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:46,919
Speaker 4: I don't.

1022
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 2: We got Christian.

1023
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: I can't do it, Sam. We'll sacrifice Christian to them.

1024
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1025
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 3: I'm literally the last room in the house. They wouldn't

1026
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 3: go to.

1027
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: Well, we're kind of I also feel like you could

1028
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: jump out of the window elegantly like a cat. Yeah,

1029
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: like in the story, Oh easily, speaking of you.

1030
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: I was such a good climber. I could climb out.

1031
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 1: Oh, I believe it. Guys, if you love us, make

1032
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: sure to subscribe.

1033
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 3: We love you and see it Am.

1034
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 4: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

1035
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: Time for okop Relam. I ran into my third grade

1036
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: bully twenty nine years later, who teased me for being

1037
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: a krab boy. I tried to get revenge, but it

1038
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: did not go how I expected.

1039
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 4: I have a story. But when when I was a kid,

1040
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 4: people tease me for being a salad boy.

1041
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: From literally all of Sam. The things that people tease

1042
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: Sam for are literally like grade A traits in a human,

1043
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: like having a six pack.

1044
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 4: They called me the stomach.

1045
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: Like my mind, my mind was blown at that one.

1046
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: I cannot lie.

1047
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 4: I remember they were like, oh, dude, your stomach looks

1048
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 4: so weird. And I'm like no, like having like a

1049
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 4: six pack is good, and like, uh, it's not a

1050
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 4: real six pack.

1051
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: It looks like a This was the all boys school,

1052
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: that right, This was in high school. No, yeah, oh

1053
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 1: my god. That wow. Wow Wow. I'll tell you guys

1054
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: about salad boy after Yes, about twenty nine years ago,

1055
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: I was in third grade. I took one of those

1056
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: carrot PACs. Damn it, it's got me already, the carrot

1057
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 1: origin story. I took out one of those carrot packs

1058
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: out of my lunchbox, the kind of come in a

1059
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: little cup with oraanch dressing.

1060
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, this kid, balth.

1061
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: Az are balth Az are bro? This kid, this kid

1062
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: should have been bullied into oblivion. Oh my god, not

1063
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: balth As are like, bro, I'm gonna catch you you're Pokemon.

1064
00:49:54,840 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: So Baldazzar said, hey, everyone looked was a carrot boy.

1065
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: Everyone I had the whole shable started to laugh and

1066
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. It's so dumb. Although it was,

1067
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 1: people called me uh uh a fry and that was

1068
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: like derogatory, I guess. But then I've created a game

1069
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: where everyone I tagged was a nut, and then I became.

1070
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 4: A god a nut.

1071
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, it didn't make any sense, but.

1072
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 4: Every when you tagged was a nut, so you'd be

1073
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:27,959
Speaker 4: like nut.

1074
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it was basically tagged, but like I, it

1075
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: was god tag where like I was the only one

1076
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: who could tag people and get them out, so they

1077
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,720
Speaker 1: like inadvertently like like brought me from like bullying victim

1078
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 1: to god.

1079
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,439
Speaker 4: Let me just understand this very fact. So people were

1080
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 4: bullying you call you fry yeah, okay the French. Yeah,

1081
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 4: And then you made up a game in your head

1082
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 4: where you were tacking people saying nut for everyone you tagged.

1083
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 4: I forgive me whate you tagged with a nut?

1084
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: I forget who created it. I don't. I actually don't

1085
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: think I created it. I think it might have been them.

1086
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: And they thought that this was like part of like.

1087
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 4: Gave you the Bestowa. I'm just trying to understand the

1088
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 4: logistics of that someone else bestow a game upon you

1089
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 4: where you would tag someone and they'd become like, how

1090
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 4: would you play a game? Would I would like? Would

1091
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 4: it be like like hey, fry, I'd.

1092
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: Be like tag your nut and then and then like

1093
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 1: they couldn't like it's not like they can tag anyone

1094
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: or anything else. They would just like be out, They

1095
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: would be done. They would be dead. Dude, I was

1096
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: just a hot French Fried just like tapping nuts. Just

1097
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 1: tapping nuts. It makes no sense. And you know, whatever

1098
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: you and lemons into lemonade.

1099
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 4: That's all I say. And he still does it. Whenever

1100
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 4: y'all write me and comments about us, John lives for it.

1101
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 4: Bro I becomes more powerful.

1102
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: I literally all of your hate truly fuels me. It's

1103
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: it's actually insane. It's insane.

1104
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 4: I honestly am glad John's by my side because I

1105
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 4: cried in the little corner. John's like, yes, more powerful.

1106
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: Literally due all right, let's get back to caraboy over here.

1107
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: For some reason, the incident really stuck with me. Nobody

1108
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: ever really brought it up again, but I became self

1109
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: conscious in elementary school for eating carrots. Later I lost

1110
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 1: the self consciousness.

1111
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 4: Uh.

1112
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: But all through school and onto adulthood, I always thought

1113
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: of that and built it up into my head as

1114
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: this big, disrespectful insult to me. Whenever I eat carrots,

1115
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: the memory just pops up, basically involuntarily. This man is

1116
00:52:54,280 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: just being assaulted. Bal Bizar, the sorry, the bully is

1117
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: the greatest, the greatest bully name of all time. So evil,

1118
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's like a like a medieval like.

1119
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 4: A mythological creature, evil wizard sorcerers.

1120
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,280
Speaker 1: Both side is garretts.

1121
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 5: Uh.

1122
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: Whenever I see carrots, I remember Balthazar going, hey, every way, look,

1123
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: Jim's a carrot boy, and hear the cruel, evil laughter.

1124
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: What you should know is that I'm from a small town,

1125
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: and although I left a lot of the kids, although

1126
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: I left a lot of the kids I knew are

1127
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: still there. I saw that over the holidays there was

1128
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: an impromptu high school reunion events scheduled. I decided to

1129
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: show up. I haven't seen any of these people regularly

1130
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: in a long time, like twenty nine years, right, Like

1131
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: twenty nine years is high school. So in twenty years,

1132
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: basically two decades. Well who should have been there? But

1133
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: big old are big old baldy All of a sudden,

1134
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: the old anger. Well of aside my anger for both us.

1135
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,280
Speaker 1: I only grew.

1136
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 4: Of my laid hiding for two decades, waiting, waiting, growing

1137
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 4: more powerful, hoading my skills, just strikeing.

1138
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 5: Eating more carrots, gaining pedisles, gaining ped eye sight to

1139
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 5: watch both us, hod die watch a scum.

1140
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: Uh here we go. Okay, I don't know what I

1141
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: was thinking. It seems so ridiculous now, but lo and behold.

1142
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: I spotted a big fat tray of carrots, meant for

1143
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: everybody at the buffet table. I picked up the entire

1144
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: try and carried up to Old Balthi's table. I started

1145
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,240
Speaker 1: eating the carrots angrily and waiting.

1146
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 4: For someone to say something.

1147
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: Everyone, everyone at everyone at the table and surrounding tables

1148
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 1: was staring at me. I then said, I guess I'm

1149
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: still a current boy. I almost immediately realized my cup

1150
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: and everyone looked at me.

1151
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 4: I guess I'm still a carrot boy.

1152
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,359
Speaker 1: Bro literally literally, I guess I'm still a carrot boy.

1153
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: I almost immediately realized my f up when everyone looked

1154
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: at me like I was insane and had no idea

1155
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: what I was referencing. Bro. He literally he was in

1156
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 1: the clear. He was in the clear. So I awkwardly

1157
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 1: asked balthough I love how he keeps like changing the

1158
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: bazaars like name a little bit.

1159
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 4: Uh.

1160
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,280
Speaker 1: So I awkwardly asked Baltho and some other people around

1161
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: if they remembered him calling me a carrot boy in

1162
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: third grade, and literally nobody did. Literally nobody who would

1163
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: remember that?

1164
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 4: Well, it's like sounds like balthough like said at one time.

1165
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: Like one time, and it was just like that's that's

1166
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: such a like for other kids, like if it's happening

1167
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: to you, yeah, you you could remember.

1168
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 4: I thought the I thought the story was gonna go

1169
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 4: where like you put the carrots on the table, and

1170
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 4: then both the sort took carrots and he's like, who's

1171
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 4: carrot boy now? Yo, carrot boy?

1172
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: That would have been way better. I would have started

1173
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: throwing the carrots out yea, oh I would have. I

1174
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 1: would have bought like uh, like they have like potato guns.

1175
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,879
Speaker 1: I would have gotten one with a really thin tube

1176
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: to just launch launch carroage. Yeah, pierces. So I was like, uh,

1177
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: this did happen. You really did call me a caraboy,

1178
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: and he was like, okay, sorry, Bro, he doesn't even remember.

1179
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 4: The damage, the trauma that he's done.

1180
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: Bro, so much vegetable and deuce trauma. I could never

1181
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 1: look at vegetable the same again. Imagine what if he

1182
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: became obese because he just does a version.

1183
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 4: He just like, never ate healthy food again.

1184
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Somebody next to me put their hand on my

1185
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: arm and whispered to me, are you okay? As if

1186
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: I was having some sort of mental breakdown, which, to

1187
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: be fair, that looks like a kind of you're a

1188
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: little crazy. I was so embarrassed I just got up

1189
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: and left. Multiple people have texted me asking me if

1190
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm all right and why did I do that? And

1191
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,439
Speaker 1: did I really hold a grudge for some innocuous, silly

1192
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: remark that a third grader made almost thirty years ago,

1193
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: So it was twenty nine years ago, dude, insanity. When

1194
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: it was put to me like that, When it was

1195
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: put to me like that, I realized maybe I was

1196
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: the one being weird. Balth Azarre wasn't like a bully

1197
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: or something like that. Aside from the one insult, he

1198
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: never did anything else to me, and in high school

1199
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: was kind of known as a do gooter. I had

1200
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: built this up as a major incident, but nobody else

1201
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 1: even remember it, remembered it. I was horrified to find

1202
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: that several people from the reunion unfriended me on Facebook.

1203
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean, I guess it is a

1204
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: bit of an incident.

1205
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 4: Who wants to be friends with the carrot boy?

1206
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: It's true, dude, carrot boy. And I saw photos of

1207
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: the event and someone had tagged me in the background

1208
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 1: as a carrot boy. Dude, you you were literally fine.

1209
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: You were literally clear. Oh my god. And none other

1210
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: than balth Azar responded to the post, asking the poster

1211
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: to remove the tag, even though several people had replied

1212
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 1: with laugh emojis. Al thes our is out here being

1213
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,919
Speaker 1: a Now I feel like I've made a huge fool

1214
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: of myself and can never show myself in this town again. Yeah, move, dude,

1215
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: just leave. Leave to like the like the carrot capital

1216
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 1: of the US, like like like Wyoming, Wyoming wherever it

1217
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: is right, like Sandford is like the cabbage capital of

1218
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: the press that you know that, Yeah, my uncle is there,

1219
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: so well, maybe that's okay. I don't like this town anyway.

1220
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: But I'm so embarrassed. I can hardly sleep. And it's

1221
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: only been a few weeks since the incident. Oh god, oh.

1222
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 4: God, ride boy, what's what's what's this user name? Please

1223
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 4: tell me?

1224
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: The user name is carrot Boys carrot Man.

1225
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 4: Today carrott Boy has turned into carrot Mad.

1226
00:59:55,640 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: He doesn't want he doesn't want to trace to its original.

1227
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 4: Well, wow, that was beautiful. That was beautiful. But I

1228
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 4: actually have a very similar story.

1229
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: To this, Please please enlighten it.

1230
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,439
Speaker 4: When I was in middle school, everyone in my middle

1231
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 4: school eight lunchables. Lugibles was cool. It was hip. You know,

1232
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 4: you got the little pieces of meat. It was like

1233
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 4: if you were if you had lunchibles when you were

1234
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 4: in in like fourth grade and third grade.

1235
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 1: Hopital pizza lunchibles another I could make my own pizza.

1236
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 4: Don't even tell me about because my mom would not

1237
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 4: let me eat any of that junk. My mom was

1238
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 4: super super healthy health that and so the only thing

1239
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 4: I could ever eat was salad, and not even like

1240
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,959
Speaker 4: just salad, just salad. And the thing is it wasn't

1241
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 4: even like like regular salad. It was tuna salad. And

1242
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 4: so just just there's two things that this offends one

1243
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 4: healthy not cool, two smells bad even more not cool.

1244
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 4: So to just be associated with me at the lunch tables,

1245
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 4: you have to subject yourself to the poor smelling tuna salad.

1246
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 4: Oh so so at the same time, at the same

1247
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 4: time as I'm eating these salads, there is a very

1248
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 4: popular song known as Soldier Boy. Okay, and so someone

1249
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 4: decided one day at the lunch tables to say, hey,

1250
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 4: look it's Sam. It's salad boy, bum bumb bomb. And

1251
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 4: it literally stuck for years, oh my years, until like

1252
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 4: everyone knew me as salad boy, not because just the

1253
01:01:55,200 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 4: one incidant, because the popular kids decided to work on

1254
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:05,240
Speaker 4: a rap the entire rest of that lunch period and

1255
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 4: the next day. And I still remember the rap that

1256
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 4: they made about me today, and it goes salad boy

1257
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 4: up in the oh, it goes salad boy up in

1258
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 4: the oh. Why me cranked that? Wymy roll? Why me

1259
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 4: cranked that parmers on on my salad all time?

1260
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry because this is awful, but

1261
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: that is kind of bamar a little bit.

1262
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 6: I I I.

1263
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 1: Mean, you do crank barmashan on a salad, so oh

1264
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: my god, dude.

1265
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 4: It stuck.

1266
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: I was salad boy until high school and I'm probably

1267
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 1: still a solid boy.

1268
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 4: If anyone from in middle school is listening to this,

1269
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 4: fuck you mom, why do you get me lunchables?

1270
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 1: Dude? That that is that is actually awful? Wow wow

1271
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 1: wait wait wait it's tuna salad. You don't crank a

1272
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 1: pomers on on tuna salay. Okay.

1273
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 4: I had different kinds of salad.

1274
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Sometimes it was you would often give you

1275
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 1: tuna salay. Yeah, yeah, often tuna souad. Wow, dude, I'm sorry,

1276
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: that's you. You're the bullies in your childhood are so

1277
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: so strange.

1278
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 4: They're smart, dude.

1279
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: That's that. That one was smart. That one's vagina stomach

1280
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: is that was.

1281
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 4: High school bullies though.

1282
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 1: That one. I was like, it's not not bullied, but

1283
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: like girls are like, oh, why don't you have a

1284
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 1: six pac? You know what I mean? Like who because

1285
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: it looks like a was there any women saying that? What?

1286
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 4: I went to old boys school?

1287
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 1: Okay? So it okay, that's why that's because there's tones

1288
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 1: of okay. Of course, of course, dude, if there's one

1289
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 1: woman there, it would have been over came over it

1290
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: would have been over. Damn, dudes are nerds.

1291
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you want to release some of your

1292
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 4: childhood trauma, go to our slash okop show and send us.

1293
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: And we will read it, send it in re live

1294
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: it with us.

1295
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 4: Yeah really yeah, Well, we live of our childhood trauma

1296
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 4: and hopefully heal there a process or suffer or softwer,

1297
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 4: probably most likely suffer. Okop. Hey, this is Okop. I'm

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01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 4: Samuel Daughner and I'm John Fry. We tell the funniest

1299
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 4: stories on the Internet. And John, what do you got

1300
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Speaker 4: for us? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Man, we got a juicy one today. Am I that

1302
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: soul for going ballistic? After my brother in law forced

1303
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 1: my son to pee himself?

1304
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What It's not a good situation we have going on here.

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Speaker 1: My son has ADHD, he's hyperactive and has a medical condition.

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Speaker 1: There's lots of variables at play here. Also, days ago,

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Speaker 1: my best friend of ten years passed away. Ohp He

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Speaker 1: asked her husband if he could stay with my four

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Speaker 1: year old son while I could attend the funeral. My

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Speaker 1: husband said yes, but then took him over to my

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Speaker 1: sister and her husband's house to watch him without telling me.

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Speaker 1: At the funeral. I received a text from my sister

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Speaker 1: in law telling me to come get my son. I

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Speaker 1: was all kinds of shocked and confused and had many

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Speaker 1: questions that come to mind, like how the heck did

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Speaker 1: my son end up at my sister in law's house

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Speaker 1: when I left.

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Speaker 4: She's totally blindsided, and then she comes with this information like, hey,

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Speaker 4: your kid made a puddle at my house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's like, why is he at your house?

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Speaker 4: Why is he even there?

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Speaker 1: So I called my husband, but he didn't answer or

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Speaker 1: call back. I went over there quickly and found my

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Speaker 1: son crying. He was still wet, like he had still

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Speaker 1: not been cleaned up. Bro.

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Speaker 4: They didn't like give him a change of clothes or somebody, Hey.

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Speaker 1: Like, you know, go take a shower. We'll find some like, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, that's a nice thing to do. If someone wets

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Speaker 4: their pants or just like spills something on their pants,

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Speaker 4: you give them an extra pair of pants.

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Speaker 1: Bro, it's human decency.

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Speaker 4: What is wrong with you people?

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Speaker 1: I asked my sister in law and her husband what happened,

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Speaker 1: and they said my son was making so much noise

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Speaker 1: while playing with the kids, they had to put him

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Speaker 1: in time out. Gollie g he's having.

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Speaker 6: Too too much dem fun and you can't stand to

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Speaker 6: hear that.

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Speaker 1: Joy. Why are you a parent? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't be a parent now.

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Speaker 1: After that, my son told him that he needed to

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Speaker 1: use the bath but my sister in law's husband said

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Speaker 1: he couldn't go while on time out and denied my

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Speaker 1: son access after he begged, which resulted in him peeing

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Speaker 1: right where he was standing.

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Speaker 4: Bro, you've gotta go, you gotta go.

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Speaker 1: This isn't like, oh, he's in high school and you

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Speaker 1: want to go to the bathroom for twenty minutes like

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Speaker 1: text as friends or whatever. No, this is a four

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Speaker 1: year old, four year old who doesn't understand, bro, and.

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Speaker 4: He just needs the pee. Let the kid pee.

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Speaker 1: The kid pee like.

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Speaker 4: Also like with teachers that don't let their kids pee,

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Speaker 4: Let him pee.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, we need to get some sort of machine so

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Speaker 1: we can like peere. While we were recording, I think

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Speaker 1: that's a diper diaper. I lost it on her and

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Speaker 1: her husband completely. I lost it on her husband for

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Speaker 1: denying my son access to the bathroom, damn straight and

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Speaker 1: her letting this happen and not doing anything about it.

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Speaker 1: Her husband explained to me that he thought my son

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Speaker 1: was like any other kid and is old enough to

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Speaker 1: hold it in time, which was ninety minutes according to him.

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Speaker 1: So someone goes to you and they're like, hey, if topeed,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, no, you have to hold.

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Speaker 4: It for a ninety minutes, brandy minutes. I hate that.

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Speaker 1: It's awful.

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Speaker 4: It sucks thinking about being a kid like a like

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Speaker 4: childhood innocents all that that's great, but like you don't

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Speaker 4: have any agency over your life. No, or at least

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Speaker 4: this kid doesn't. When he's over at this freaking numbskulls place.

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Speaker 1: I berated them for treating my son so cruelly yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: deservedly so, and denying him a simple request. I asked

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Speaker 1: how they could do this to a child with a

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Speaker 1: condition when they themselves are parents.

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Speaker 4: A great question, great question, You should not be parents.

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Speaker 1: So then my sister in law got offended. Then I

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Speaker 1: implied that her and her husband were neglectful parents.

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Speaker 4: They are, you are right, your guests heed themselves.

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Speaker 1: So then we argued, and then I took my son

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Speaker 1: and went home, and my husband still wasn't there. Bro

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Speaker 1: where's the husband, where's the seriously? He My husband then

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Speaker 1: came home fuming, asking why the hell I berated his

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Speaker 1: sister and her husband after they've done him a favor

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Speaker 1: and watched his stepson for him because he had an

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Speaker 1: emergency brone. I asked him, was he okay with the

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Speaker 1: way they treated my son? And he said no, but

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Speaker 1: the way I went about it was totally wrong, and

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Speaker 1: said I should apologize to them both after insulting them

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Speaker 1: and their parenting skills in their own house when they

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Speaker 1: were doing us a favor. Then I said no, they

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Speaker 1: did him a favor because I never asked them to

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Speaker 1: watch my son. He did. He said to still apologize,

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Speaker 1: but I loudly said to him, in your dreams after

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Speaker 1: how my son was treated, he was taken aback and

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Speaker 1: described my behavior as juvenile for refusing to take responsibility

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Speaker 1: for my actions, bro responsibility for her actions? How about

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Speaker 1: them taking responsibility for their actions. At that point, things

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Speaker 1: escalated and I had to take my son away and

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Speaker 1: go stay with a friend. My husband kept texting me

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Speaker 1: stuff like how I was avoiding confrontation and refusing to

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Speaker 1: admit I overstepped, et cetera, et cetera. He said he

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Speaker 1: expects me to come home only after I apologize to

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Speaker 1: his sister and brother in law.

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Speaker 4: First thing I disagree with here. If you're raising a

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Speaker 4: child together, you're sharing responsibility of that child. So I

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Speaker 4: don't think it's fair to say, like, oh, like that's

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Speaker 4: your responsibility. He's doing you a favor. Like whoever's minding

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Speaker 4: the kid is doing the favor. Yeah, for whoever's not

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Speaker 4: minding the kid.

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Speaker 1: Also, like he didn't tell her where the kid was.

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Speaker 1: It's been a simple text like hey, I have to

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Speaker 1: run out for emergency whatever, leaving son with you know, anyways,

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Speaker 1: a fun and nuanced discussion on the skills of parenting

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Speaker 1: from two non parents editors.

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Speaker 6: Cut that shit down. But you know what, you could

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Speaker 6: never f up.

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Speaker 1: Deliver, deliver, you know what. You know what, guys, if

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Speaker 1: you subscribe, you will be enjoying your life as loudly

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Speaker 4: Straight right at you.

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Speaker 1: You'll be laughing so hard that people will be like,

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Speaker 1: you need to pee yourself because you're enjoying yourself too.

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Speaker 6: Damn those comments below, baby, see you next time.

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Speaker 1: You next time