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Speaker 1: I don't feel like Ray today. Man, boys, I might

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Speaker 1: leave in the middle. It was an hour and thirty in.

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Speaker 1: It was hardly the middle. An hour and thirty, Homeboy goes,

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Speaker 1: there just comes a time, dude, I'm just like, I

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Speaker 1: He was just happy we're recording. Oh dang it, Arnold,

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Speaker 1: get back and get back. No, we're about to be alive.

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Speaker 1: Don't get the back exactly? Will Smith your ass do

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Speaker 1: it live? What coach? No? No, no, Now everyone's gonna

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Speaker 1: think the podcast is called National Champions, but we are

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Speaker 1: still National Champs. Oh man, those Kansas Jayhawks. All right,

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Speaker 1: That was the last time. That was the last time.

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Speaker 1: But guys, I you does it not feel good to

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Speaker 1: say national Champion? Never been more surprised. It all started

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Speaker 1: when a dumbass met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass,

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Speaker 1: and they became the dumbass tree. At the end, we

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Speaker 1: are losers. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox, I know

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Speaker 1: the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

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Speaker 1: my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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Speaker 1: What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie and I know the least

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Speaker 1: about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.

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Speaker 1: Don't know the who's who's, don't know the what's what's.

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Speaker 1: It is says that I'm from the North. I'm in

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Speaker 1: I've been watching The Masters with Baser and I think

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Speaker 1: that's exactly where we're gonna go. Hold on, there's one

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Speaker 1: the po What do you mean that's where you think

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Speaker 1: you're gonna go? You're gonna go to the Masters? The

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Speaker 1: set way to the topic not literally, oh you said?

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Speaker 1: Do you not see the script? Right? We're not starting

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Speaker 1: with tigers. Speaking of going there, can you just get

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Speaker 1: Win the green jacket. Darren Revell put out a thing

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Speaker 1: he said, it's a hundred seventy five now to get in.

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Speaker 1: So you've got to know to know, there's no way

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Speaker 1: think you get drunk. That would be amazing. Well, I

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Speaker 1: would pay a hundred seventy five to get in. You would?

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't pay a hundred and seventy five dollars to

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Speaker 1: the people there? Do you think you're gonna get close

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Speaker 1: to seeing anyone t off? Well, I mean, so you're

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Speaker 1: been to a golf course. You could easily go weight

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Speaker 1: There's very idiots, there are thousands, there's not if you

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Speaker 1: but I would still get there. And guess what, those

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Speaker 1: So there's golf. It was a push guys, But I Eddie,

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Speaker 1: was even money, which it still hasn't been determined. Even

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Speaker 1: the robots run was Tiger making the cut? Because there's

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Speaker 1: tiger looks good. He looks ripped, He looks in shape.

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Speaker 1: He does not look like the puffy pain pill addicted

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Speaker 1: Tiger Woods that we've been seeing. If he still looks puffy. No,

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Speaker 1: me he didn't look ripped. He looks ripped. His face

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Speaker 1: Tiger Woods damn near lost his life and has a

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Speaker 1: You play that crap every day. You play that crap.

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Speaker 1: But what happens when you take a month off? For

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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen to Tiger. A break in golf is

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Speaker 1: always a good thing. When you don't play for a

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Speaker 1: he has probably has a fracture in it. Now. It

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Speaker 1: he needs one of those things where he just the suction. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Tasen and Nieman Uh don't help because they want to win.

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Speaker 1: They want to see him crumble so they can win. Guys,

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you today round two. We're recording this before

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Speaker 1: we Tigger teas off. Round two. You're gonna see hooking.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna see slicing. You're gonna see chili dips. Like

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Speaker 1: there's no tomorrow. Today is the day Tiger shoots ten over.

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Speaker 1: I want to see how his body reacts because he

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Speaker 1: has not done this and so long. Now. I wonder

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Speaker 1: leading up to us. I guess when he's playing in

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Speaker 1: he drank, how do you know, because they said he drank.

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Speaker 1: Even the chicks when that came out, they said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: thought Eddie stole my point said two years ago when

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Speaker 1: want to relive it. Go ahead, So Tiger off the tea.

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Speaker 1: He drives it and he kind of grimaces and grabs

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Speaker 1: the utmost obvious statement and the history of statements were

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Speaker 1: sorry Eddie to interrupt, like, you're good. He hit over

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Speaker 1: the letter. It's better than the gay remark that Tomas

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Speaker 1: Recreate Tiger. Did you hear it? Yes, hurt. You can't

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Speaker 1: and there's a bunch of people are all around stye

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Speaker 1: But immediately I saw it, and then my buddy Greg

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Speaker 1: He's back. He's back. What does that mean? He's back?

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Speaker 1: He never did that. Yes, we got angry competitive coach.

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Speaker 1: it's part of the game. Right. Here's Tiger. I guess

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Speaker 1: your friend Greg was talking about. He's back, He's back.

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Speaker 1: Tiger's back. You don't, I don't know. It's just that

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Speaker 1: everyone wants this whole like old image of Tiger. Like, guys,

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Speaker 1: Jack Nicholas. Guys, it's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Forget about the whole Tiger we used to know. Enjoy

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Speaker 1: what we've been seeing in the last thirty years. And Also,

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Speaker 1: That's why everyone's watching to see Tiger win this thing.

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Speaker 1: him fail, guys. And here's the deal. That's why he's

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Speaker 1: not modern science, guys. I'm about to you know what

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Speaker 1: do after that, I'm gonna go eat at Perkins because

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Speaker 1: that man has come back after fourteen months. But you're

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Speaker 1: not going to Dicks. You're not playing golf. We've invited

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Speaker 1: you ten times. You've never showed up. Oh yeah, I'm there,

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Speaker 1: Eddie had a good point, why doesn't his caddie help him?

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Speaker 1: He don't know. No, No No, I've realized that his caddie

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Speaker 1: can't pick up the acorns? Why not not allowed to?

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Speaker 1: I believe the player just is allowed to go up there.

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Speaker 1: when Tiger's down, dog eat, caddy can't bend over. No,

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Speaker 1: but the caddy can help move the acorns. That here's Tiger.

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Speaker 1: I found it. Come on, we got an email. Awesome

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Speaker 1: A minute thirty clip, great coach. This is him talking

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Speaker 1: this one. I sent it to you. Well, do you

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if someone said something to him

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Speaker 1: It's almost like the people they hit my leg. Let

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Speaker 1: like a trick question. I'm just curious the surface. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: about twelve years ago. Okay, coach, so so half his

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Speaker 1: one round usually doesn't win it. Correct well, there are

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Speaker 1: wired to wear winners. But so you guys though off off,

422
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 1: Mike said, Tiger is gonna be over. I feel like

423
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:55,400
Speaker 1: he's gonna be under under seventy three and a half

424
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 1: because that means he would make the cut. See, he

425
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 1: could still be over seventy three and a half and

426
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,959
Speaker 1: make the cut. But I feel he can get plus

427
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 1: one still be under seventy three and a half, and

428
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 1: then that means he's even makes the cut. I feel

429
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 1: under seventy three and a half. If you're listening to this,

430
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 1: you have like twenty minutes, probably I would say under

431
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Speaker 1: seventy three and a half. I would say over just

432
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 1: because I want to see how his body responds to

433
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,399
Speaker 1: a very grinded out day on the course, competitive golf,

434
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 1: all that pressure, swinging full out. But I mean, obviously

435
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 1: he swung full out in practice rounds. We're not worried

436
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,880
Speaker 1: about the pressure. You're not worried about his mental game.

437
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 1: I am, what's wrong? What? Why? That's the one thing

438
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 1: that I think he lost that mental edge once the

439
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 1: wife caught him and took the golf club to the car.

440
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 1: Since then, he's won one one major, but then he

441
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: wrecked his car. But I'm saying that's something. But he's

442
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: not invincible anymore like he used to be. He used

443
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 1: to think he was invincible, and that's where his mental

444
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,160
Speaker 1: game he struggled. When he came back, that first comeback,

445
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 1: he struggled so bad. And we're like God, Tigers never

446
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: gonna win again. But that was also the pills, Okay,

447
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 1: So I want to know if he still has that

448
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 1: mental like he hasn't been in that pressure cooker environment

449
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: in twenty months. In twenty months, he hadn't been in that.

450
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 1: He's lived that his whole life, Coach, He's been when

451
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: when you don't do something for two years, guess what,

452
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 1: you don't know what it feels like anymore. And also

453
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 1: that if I haven't had sex in two years, coach,

454
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna remember what that felt like. He's won

455
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: the Masters. A lot of these guys man that monkeys

456
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: on their back where they they go. Man, everybody always

457
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 1: tightens up at the Master's not time him. He's one

458
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 1: of like five times he knows that course better than

459
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: anyone anyone else, He really does. That's a huge advantage

460
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: because he's played it a million times more than everyone

461
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 1: else there. Right, it'd be like Ray McCabe's. And I

462
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: also think that's why he chose Augusta to come back

463
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: when he did, because that is the course he knows

464
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: the best and feels the most comfortable at. Right. But

465
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if his body is gonna hold up.

466
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: That's what we're worried about. Coaching the body, the mental.

467
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. He's got it. He's dialed in.

468
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 1: Watch him every shot. He's con it. And did you

469
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: see him prey, did you see he closes his eyes.

470
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: I think that's meditate or whatever. Or he's smelling a

471
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 1: fart coach, or he smelled the hot dog, or or

472
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: or or he's trying to think of anything so the

473
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: boner doesn't pop up. Because he saw a hottie in

474
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: the gallery. Baseball baseball ice cream ice cream, ice cream,

475
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 1: ice cream, ice cream. And I don't know how his

476
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 1: shoe got tied, but it was untied around the second

477
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: or third hole, and maybe his caddy got down on

478
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 1: his knees, a fan got on their knees, somebody. Because

479
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 1: there's no way he's able to Yeah, I told it,

480
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: launch or pits or somebody. I go. His shoes untied

481
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,479
Speaker 1: and it was just flopping in the wind. He had

482
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: no way to tie at this point. I can't. I

483
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: can't believe he doesn't wear slip on right or velcro

484
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: so he doesn't have to. He just does one time

485
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 1: and doesn't have to take a chance. And it's gonna

486
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: like and also Nike. I mean, in fourteen months, you

487
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: guys couldn't develop a shoe that Tiger will be able

488
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: to wear with his bad legs. Maybe a little oversized

489
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: ankle that ain't is great, it's wooden foot. Instead, he

490
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: goes with foot Joy and it's untied on the second hole.

491
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: Like there's not better technology than that. I thought Nike

492
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: dropped him. Maybe so I thought everyone dropped him. So

493
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: when I see him wearing logos, I feel like he

494
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: went to Dicks and bought that himself. I've seen the

495
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: pink when it dicks before. Hey, Harvey, you can't try

496
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: these three one? Can I get a dressing room? Please?

497
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: How many items you have? Twelve? Okay, Tiger, but we're

498
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: not sending anyone in there with you. Okay, no girls

499
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: this time? Um, Tiger, you still have the tag on it,

500
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: the electronic when it goes off and you walk out.

501
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: Uh didn't all the sponsors dropped him? I think that

502
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: the first incident, But then they came back. I don't

503
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: think they did this incident because he didn't get to

504
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: charge with any crime on this one, Like he wasn't

505
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: charged with d u I, which you know because they

506
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: didn't test him because no sign of imparamiun just crashed

507
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 1: into a tree going eighty miles an hour at seven

508
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: in the morning. I don't know sign hi an imparamid.

509
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 1: I wondered when the ball hits a tree, does he

510
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: get PTSD like, oh, when he's in the woods, not

511
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: even hit the tree. Wait for an announcer. Uh, Mark,

512
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: I don't really want to bring this up, but I mean,

513
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: tigers in the woods. Now you gotta think, Uh, with

514
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: the car accident happening in the woods, maybe he does

515
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 1: have a little bit of the yips. Here. We'll see here, John,

516
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to bring it up. Well, we'll see here

517
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: at the Masters. That ball hit the tree going eighty

518
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: miles an hour, the same speed tiger was going and

519
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 1: he hit the tree. Oh my gosh, Jim Nance Sunday,

520
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: I'm calling it right now. Tigers in red Jim Nance

521
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: eighteen on Sunday, Tiger woods in the woods. Well, fourteen

522
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 1: months ago his genesis was in the woods, and now

523
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 1: would you look at him on eighteen making that walk.

524
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: Jim Nance CBS the Masters on CBS, CBS. Uh, he

525
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 1: won't be there on Sunday. Guys, what do you mean

526
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: he won't He won't even be in the tournamenter won't

527
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 1: be there so day. Now, Hey, you thought Jordan's flu

528
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: game was Big Tigers playing on Sunday And he's coming

529
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: up that age and he's got a driver and a

530
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: putter as crutches. Guys, I'm telling you the flu games

531
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 1: out the window. That's the number one sports overcome moment.

532
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: You know what I was thinking is they were gonna

533
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 1: use I want my Sunday his golf clubs. They're gonna

534
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: have the little arm bracelets on him. They're gonna be crutches.

535
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: And then when he gets to the ball, they button

536
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: they go back game so you can hit. Then it's

537
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: got a hole where he puts the club in there

538
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: and he takes it out. You know what effort? Give

539
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: me the seven iron and instead. I mean, he can't

540
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: really walk anymore, so he put some skis on just

541
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: to kind of make it easier on him. Ah, there

542
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: you go, poor Tiger. Hey, the ball hits the tree.

543
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's the same angle the car was going with

544
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: just a ball is line sideways almost the way Tiger

545
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: was in the woods. Wrecked his car. O tiger Man.

546
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 1: But it's awesome to see him back, Like, tell me that,

547
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: what was that the most you've watched the first round

548
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: of the Masters in a while? I bet almost every

549
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: first round we were huddled in the other studio on

550
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: pits his phone just to see him tee off. That's true,

551
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: and it is the excitement. So now, will you tell

552
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: me that the buzz is more because Tigers there? Absolutely, absolutely,

553
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 1: And I never argued that. I'm just saying it was

554
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: the Tiger was doing a practice round in Augusta because

555
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: there's rumors he's gonna play, and you guys were like,

556
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: that's not a bigger deal. I'm like, what do you mean?

557
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 1: It's not bigger deal that Tiger could come back after

558
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: almost killing himself and you guys like, do what though?

559
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: To play? To play two rounds, It's still great to

560
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: see the greatest ever play, to see him come back,

561
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: find he was ever going to come back and play

562
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: and throw a jersey on Joe Montana and let him

563
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: take a few snaps. Is that exciting? No, you want

564
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: to see Joe Montana come back from a deficit and

565
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: win the damn super Bowl. That's what you want to

566
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: see from Joe Montana. She's like top ten right now? Yeah,

567
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: your apples two oranges right there, Because Joe Montana, if

568
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,719
Speaker 1: he's just coming back to take a couple of charity snaps,

569
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: if he's coming back to win, try to win a

570
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: super Bowl. Oh yes, I'm watching that. Cannot believe ray

571
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: out of everyone, you're the one like me that gambles

572
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: four rounds but not in this one. No, right, right,

573
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: But but but we've gambled golf how long? Forever? How many

574
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: times does someone shoot really well in the first round

575
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: and end up in that position in the fourth day.

576
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're going for the wire to

577
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: wire winners. He said that. No, coach, do you ever

578
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: base a winner based on the first round? No, no,

579
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: you do. You understand, but you don't understand what I'm saying. Though.

580
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: You're excited to see Tiger, right, and it's exciting to

581
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: see him out there. Cool, it's awesome. He has a

582
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: chance to win the Masters, because he's not gonna win it.

583
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: It's not that I'm saying he has a chance to

584
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: win it. I'm saying it's just that he's actually playing

585
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: in the Masters. We never knew if he was gonna

586
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: play golf again, because he almost lost, He almost lost

587
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: his leg, he almost lost his life, right, and you're like, damn,

588
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: is he ever gonna be good enough to compete on

589
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: the tur again? And here he is one round, one round.

590
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: I don't care one round, guys. I have a Tiger timeline.

591
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: Once you're done with this, thank you. So seven am

592
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: left the hotel seven or two crashed into a tree.

593
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: Not that, um oh Tiger's tea tiwn, dude, Tiger's tea time?

594
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: Isn't this poetic? Eight am? The same time he ended

595
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: rolled up on that lost Calabasas intersection the same time. No,

596
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: but that's what Nance is going to try to do.

597
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: They're gonna try and make Oh his ball, his ball

598
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: is laying upside down, just like his Hyundai Genesis was

599
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: that one faithful morning the last tournament Tiger played the Genesis.

600
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: Last vehicle he was driving, the Genesis. The last speed

601
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: he was going the same as his ball speed, eighty miles.

602
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: Tiger needs his putt to shoot eighty, the same speed

603
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: he was going when he crashed into a tree. Yeah,

604
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: he's looking at a third shot here. It's a eighty yard,

605
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: oh sandwich, eighty yards. That's about the same speed he

606
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: was going, He's driving that Genesis. When Tiger was found,

607
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: the police said he didn't know he had been in

608
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: a car accident. His response to them, where am I? Well, Tiger,

609
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: it's Sunday at the Master's. You're in AUGUSTA. Tiger needs

610
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: this put ten ft for a six on this whole

611
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: six the number of surgeries he had in his leg

612
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: after he crashed into a tree eighteen months ago. And

613
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: he makes it Tiger in the vehicle that crashed gone,

614
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: there were golf clubs in it gone? What did prevail?

615
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: Tiger Woods? And we're seeing him now Sunday at the Master's.

616
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: Do you think the car that he wrecked, Genesis, that

617
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: the crumpled up piece of crap it is. Yeah, they

618
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: lost Genesis albost Baker up because of that. No, no,

619
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: because it saved his life. It was actually huge. It's huge.

620
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: But I'm wondering. Did they say, oh, it's total okay,

621
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: So they take it to the junk yard and the

622
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: junk guard, Oh, yeah, we demolished it. Fifteen years from now,

623
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: someone sells that. Yes, of course, like that car, pieces

624
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: from it. I mean people like weird stuff. You were

625
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: talking about, dirt from I have the underwear stated in

626
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: one of the country artists, I don't have that dirt.

627
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,719
Speaker 1: I do have a smoked have smoked cigar from Steve Stone,

628
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: who used to be the Cubs announcer. He won the

629
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: cy young he was a picture in the major leagues

630
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: at the Astronaut. He was getting surprised you haven't sold

631
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: that for millions now as a kid, as a kid,

632
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: as a kid, I thought it was awesome. He was

633
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: getting on the team bus and he threw it. I

634
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta get that, and I ran and

635
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: got it. Morgan, can you say this word for me

636
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: out loud? I wrote it down in a piece of paper.

637
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: But no, Now my question for you. Okay, Augusta calls right.

638
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: You said you wouldn't hey to go to the Masters,

639
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: but they call you and say, hey, you can bring

640
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: you in three people? Sure, Hey, Augusta is on the

641
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: line for you. You too, okay? And then who's your

642
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: other one? Oh? Me and three people? Do you get

643
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: to bring you in three other people? So me, Lunchbox,

644
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: Ray and Pitts. That's not three? Oh okay, that's what

645
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: we're going. Who is your four that you bring to?

646
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: Augusta told you what if it's to play around of golf, Okay,

647
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: not you What if it's for pocket pool around of golf? Yeah,

648
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: you're getting to play a round of golf at Augusta

649
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: and they say you can bring you and three of

650
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: your friends, so you get a force them. So me

651
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: bones okay, uh oh, dang it, I meant that. Sorry, God,

652
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: I mean, if I have my bones, I can about you.

653
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: Is it really that hard? Bring a check to drive

654
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: the card. I'll bring one of my bulls cards at Augusta. Man,

655
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: I'll bring this for this theology theory my fourteen year old. Okay,

656
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: one more? Yeah, Isaiah, I'd call Isaiah Deroy. I mean,

657
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: dang it, I nevergot about Roy. He would love that. See.

658
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: I don't think you can take your fourteen year old No,

659
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: I don't think he would appreciate a round of golf

660
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: at Augusta at fourteen years old, like later in life.

661
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: But he doesn't appreciate anything, That's what I'm saying. So

662
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: I don't think you waste the golden opportunity of Augusta

663
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: to give it to to give it to your fourteen

664
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: year old son. Because I leave my son at home.

665
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: Call Leroy, he's coming with us you forest forest golf.

666
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: That's where it gets really hard. I don't know if

667
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: I could bring Garrett and Greg why not? They don't

668
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,919
Speaker 1: get along. No, No, they're great friends, and Jacob would

669
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,919
Speaker 1: be left left out. Than those three are the three

670
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: that I golf with there, they're the golfers. And that's

671
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Who would I? I would take me

672
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 1: Garrett chest day. Then it would be a debate between

673
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: my dad and my brother. No, your brother, your dad

674
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: can't play. No, he may not play, he's not good.

675
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: But I think he would appreciate it and it would

676
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: be one of the cooler things to do. And I

677
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: don't know if he would. He wouldn't appreciate because he'd

678
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: plays so bad. He doesn't play, but either does my brother.

679
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: I know. So don't invite those two because as soon

680
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 1: as they're they start playing bad. They because you're an Augusta,

681
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: No it does matter. They're not having a good time.

682
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: You can. I don't think you can have a bad

683
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: time at Augusta even if you're terrible. Well, I mean

684
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: say that some of the amateurs right now exactly my

685
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: bad and Matthew Wolfe was pretty bad too, Yeah, he

686
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: was like plus eight yesterday. Yeah, because it was a

687
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: little hitch and his giddea up. That was cute. One tournament.

688
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: I hate his swing. But anyway, so I don't and

689
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would take my see, I

690
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: don't know if I would take my old roommate John,

691
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: who's huge into golf. Time you talk to him. I

692
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,439
Speaker 1: talked to him at least a couple of times a month, John.

693
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: I remember when we lived together that was talk about

694
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: had the master bedroom. Well, now I got master's ticket.

695
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: I mean, what the That's what I'm saying. I don't

696
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: know who, Like, I don't know who I would have

697
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: lived coach got about Garrett my dad? John, Well, I

698
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: got a good idea. Call your dad now and talk

699
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: to him for an hour. It's a book. Ay, what

700
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: do you think about him? Dad? I want to do that,

701
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: you know, Ray, get your phone, put him on speaker

702
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: and hold up to the mic. Yeah. And people kept saying, like, oh,

703
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: it's bad phone called you guys. He was just on

704
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: speaker phone. He wasn't actually on the phone line. We

705
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: could have called him on the phone line. But that's

706
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: my three. I would say, John, Garrett and my dad, Okay,

707
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: Greg's gonna be pissed. Yeah, and so is my brother, Coach.

708
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: Your brother doesn't play golf? Oh he does, Actually he

709
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: does sometimes actually likes to play golf. He does, but

710
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: he doesn't get out much. What about random kid Cody? Hey,

711
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: why didn't you take me? I would have taken you

712
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: do right? Who would you take? Do you do you

713
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: have a who would be in your three? I got

714
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: Bezier to drive the car. You ain't going anywhere without her.

715
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: If we're gonna waste some patheticals, we can still do

716
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: a cart. So you can take a car. Yeah, you're

717
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: gonna waste it on Bezer, but they got everywhere. This

718
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 1: is my most enjoyable crew, Bezer drinking on the cart.

719
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: My buddy Justin. So that's two, and I get one

720
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,720
Speaker 1: more Justin. Yeah, you guys haven't met him? Pretty cool dude.

721
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: And then great prey do you meet him last week?

722
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 1: Now he's we've been showing with him for like a year.

723
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: And then uh, my Billy, Billy lives in Austin. Well

724
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: he can coach, he can go to Augusta two. But

725
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if Billy is going to get along

726
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: with Pits want pitch. They already mentioned you. He's clearing

727
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: his throat in there. Okay, so you Justin you met

728
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, my wife, your wife, and

729
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: then yeah, probably Buddy Billy, but Billy doesn't know Justin.

730
00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: But what about South Beach? What about Dodd? Dodd played it? Yeah, yeah,

731
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: that's good. I'm telling you that guy he's done some

732
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: cool stuff because his parents are well connected. I mean,

733
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 1: they're the Southern gentry, so they get all private courses,

734
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: all screw dot. Yeah. I mean I think he's played

735
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: a handful of times, actually handful. Yeah, he's crazy connected. Okay,

736
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: and so no, South Beach he's out because he steal

737
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: the clubs and then he'd like show up late and

738
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: then he'd try to get me to buy him concert tickets.

739
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: I love South I mean you guys Bragg on South

740
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: Beach DJ just bogy do you like DJ? I do

741
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: I love DJ? You want him to win? Who are

742
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: the people you have to win? Uh? Speech? How did

743
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: you do you know he's not doing great? I have uh?

744
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: Cameron Smith, Um, that was no, no, no, this is

745
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: all before. Cameron Smith. Mullett is awesome. He was doing

746
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: an interview yesterday after the round in that cabin or

747
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: whatever that called. I think he's in Butler's cabin. It's

748
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 1: called butts Kevin, I have Cameron Smith, Jordan's speed, Maxi

749
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: Homa to win. Maxihuma had a good start, not so well.

750
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: Top ten finishes Daniel Burger and Louis ut Max Holm

751
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: was about to go home on homeless. It's true. You

752
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: know what they call him, Louis Ustas. Every time he shoots, well,

753
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: he needs that ball to goat. No, it's stays in

754
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: right there, it stays into the right it stays in.

755
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I guess what screws you at the Masters

756
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 1: is those guys just seem the puts just roll right past,

757
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: just fly. It's like Louie withdrew. He did he withdrew.

758
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: That's like one hell of a pick. No way, Yeah,

759
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: I just saw that right now. People, you want to

760
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: know it's correct. I bet it's back. Google why he withdrew.

761
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,919
Speaker 1: It has to be back because there was a couple

762
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: of times yesterday when he hit he was rubbing his

763
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: back and he was trying to stretch it out, and

764
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, it looks like he's not feeling well

765
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: in the lower back area, and that is why he's out.

766
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: And also what else would it be when you're golfing,

767
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: like a sword, pis a neck anything. It says it,

768
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: why exactly did you withdraw? I was chaffing, man, My

769
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: nuts were hurt bad? Were the wrong underwear? Old? Just

770
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: sweating and say I've seen nothing. Let's see. They don't

771
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: ever say they're just speculating on Paul Casey. No, it

772
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: said backspass. You don't need a reason prior to the

773
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: start of a second round due to injury. It's all.

774
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: It says, watch out for Scheffler to run away with

775
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: this one. I like that. I told you that before

776
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: he even started yesterday. That's bald to pick the number

777
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: one player in the world. I mean that is so

778
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: you my friend really went out there on a ledge

779
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: and oh, I just like how he recently played. But yes,

780
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was number one in the world,

781
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: but now I realized that, thank you Danny Willett. He's

782
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: won it before. I mean, he's Here's what Scraig is

783
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: That dude doesn't want anything in ever since then he

784
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: won that one tournament and he sucks and there it

785
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: was yesterday minus three, Like, what are you doing guys,

786
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: why don't you realize that it has a lot to

787
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: do with the course. There are certain people that can

788
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: play a certain course better. So there's no other course

789
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 1: in the world he can play that's decent because he

790
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 1: hadn't done I mean, he could probably the Master. I

791
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: would say, you can play the Uni pretty well. I

792
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: don't know, because he's never won anything like you. You

793
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: suck at Nashboro, but when you go to ted Rhodes,

794
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: you play decent there. Don't you consistently play decent? And

795
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: Ted Rhodes really played better. I'm bad at Twelve Stones too.

796
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: I mean, Danny Wild is thirty four years old. God,

797
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: I do suck at Greenbriar. I amn't playing the really.

798
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: Percy Warner, Yeah, that one. He has one p G

799
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: A tour wins in two thousand sixteen. That is unbelievable.

800
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: It's harp and near perse See Harpeth Hills is where

801
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: it's right down the road. Percy's right next to those

802
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: steps that all those girls go take pictures by they

803
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: go up to hill. Yeah, you can play Percy for

804
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,959
Speaker 1: free on Tuesday because they're fixing the course or something.

805
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: You just can't ride, you gotta walk and it only

806
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,439
Speaker 1: nine holes. Yeah, it's only nine It's perfect for me though, Yeah,

807
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: I want to play around. Coach, You're back in bed

808
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 1: by four guys, and what what have we learned from

809
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: this golf tournament with Matthew Wolfe and Sun j M

810
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,760
Speaker 1: and Tiger Woods. Interesting, so one of them is leading

811
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: one of them seconds? This a riddle. No, this is

812
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: a real thing, like because I've just realized it. Repeat

813
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: the question, what if we learned there's something very very

814
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: unique about Sun JM, Tiger Woods, and Matthew wolf They

815
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: I want to Stanford. That would be genius to Stanford. Coach, guys,

816
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 1: the answer is this golfing. There's experts. You got tripped.

817
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: What are your golf swing? Coaches? Song Jim stops his

818
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,879
Speaker 1: swing at the top for like five seconds and then

819
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: swings Tiger Wolf Tiger Woods. He's got an All American swing,

820
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: a great swing. Matthew Wolf He's got a hitch in

821
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: his giddy up. So everybody has their own unique swing.

822
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: There's no one size fits. Also, take that with you

823
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: when you're at the Muni this weekend. You don't have

824
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: to listen to your buddy coaching. Yet everybody has their

825
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: own type of swing. That's true, but have you seen

826
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 1: lunchboxes swing. Matthew wolf swing reminds me of Charles Barkley swings.

827
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: It's like like crap though, right, and I don't know

828
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: how well. I don't know how Matthew Wolf hits the ball.

829
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, sort of like watching what do

830
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: you mean how does he hit it? Because his swing

831
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: just looks like it looks not smooth. It doesn't look

832
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: like like when they say Louis Ustas and when he

833
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: was swinging here, Like you want to see the most

834
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: beautiful being on tour, just watch Oose Hazen. It's so

835
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: smooth and pretty. Yeah, I mean it's beautiful, but it'll

836
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,919
Speaker 1: throw out your back. They just went threw from the tournament. Yes,

837
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: you're right. How do you overcome those injuries? It's like

838
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: when my back's like my back has been hurting for

839
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: ten years. There ain't coming anything coming back from this,

840
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 1: Like Tiger got surgery, didn't And then also the DeShawn

841
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: Watson goes to see a massus. There's two things. There's

842
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: three things. There's a massus, there's surgery and icy hot

843
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: and there's oxy cotton. That's true. Tiger brightened all three

844
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 1: of those. But oh, did I say the timeline of Tiger.

845
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: It was a deep te Idiots. You you're the one

846
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 1: that the timeline of Tiger. When he got found out

847
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: for the affairs. After that, when he started playing golf,

848
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: he was like, all right, no more affairs. I fo

849
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 1: and I can keep a secret. But sucks, no more affairs.

850
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: I got busted. All right? Then he thought, well, maybe

851
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: I can do these pills and still play golf. Yeah,

852
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: it's awesome. It's awesome. Car crash. So then after the

853
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: car crash he's like, okay, no more affairs. I got

854
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: caught for that pills. I got caught for that because

855
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: the last time I got a car accident. Now bat

856
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: pills in the morning in a car accident. I'm just

857
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: lucky to have my life. And you can see now

858
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: in the audio he's smiling, he's laughing. They go till

859
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: and he's laughing like he's making facial expressions I've never

860
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: seen a make. So I think now he's just realizing

861
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: life is special. You don't need the pills, you don't

862
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: need the twelve chicks from Perkins. You just need to

863
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 1: enjoy golf and enjoy life, and I think that's where

864
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: Tigers at right now. Guys, over to you, those beautiful

865
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: coach I mean, I mean I didn't say I like

866
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: talked to a therapist about it. I just theory. I

867
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: think you should take this whole thing you just said

868
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 1: and go over to four things and do the same

869
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: thing over there. It was beautiful. I mean, if you

870
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: thought my calling my dad was boring, what the hell

871
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: was that that was inspiring? He's right. Life isn't about chicks.

872
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: It's not about pills. It's about going and playing golf

873
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 1: and having fun. Is Tiger just figured that out? Okay,

874
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 1: they're still laughing. It's about going out with your buddies

875
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: with a twelve and just shooting for the trenches. You know,

876
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: you know it's funny because like there's uh my one

877
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: of my son's friends, his dad texts me, Hey, going

878
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,479
Speaker 1: to grab a drink with another buddy right now tonight

879
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: if you want to go, dad's friend's son. My son's

880
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: my son's friend. Okay, so my three year old son,

881
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: his friend he's also three d texted me last night,

882
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: was like, hey, going to this restaurant to grab a

883
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: drink with this buddy, if you want to come, And

884
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, let's go. And how close do you

885
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: know this guy? I've hung out with him about five

886
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,919
Speaker 1: or six times, like with my kid there at your house,

887
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: his house or my house or the park or whatever. Hey,

888
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: what are you doing? It's all right cool. So we

889
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 1: go and it's me and hit those two and we

890
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: sit down and we're good. I don't know the other guy.

891
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: First time I met a lot of dudes. What does

892
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: he look like? What celebrity? He got a good but no,

893
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: he kind of looks like Tiger John Kruk. Okay, it's

894
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: a bigger dude, big chew. Yeah, crap, that's a terrible reference.

895
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: He kind of looks like Mr potato Head take off

896
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: the lips though, put the smaller amount on the kind

897
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: of like, I don't know how that's a bad looks

898
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: like Jared from Subway before he lost the weight, got

899
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: with the kids. Oh my board just turned off. Yeah,

900
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: don't talk about the kids like that. Wait if it

901
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,280
Speaker 1: turned out, how are we still talking? In still talk?

902
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: But I just can't the volume on my clip. Okay.

903
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: And so we sit down at the bar and they're

904
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: showing masters highlights and you guys are. I mean, how

905
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 1: many drinks four shots? Literally just sat down at the bar.

906
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: Do you when I say we just sat down to

907
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: the bar, how many drinks in do you think we are?

908
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 1: I don't know where you pregame at the house, Like,

909
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: we literally just sat down to the bar, haven't even

910
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: ordered yet. They're show but they've been there all day. No,

911
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: we've just got there, got it? And they said, hey, uh,

912
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: are you guys into the masters at all? And who

913
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: said that? The bartender? No conversation? Who said that? The

914
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: new guy Jr? John Crux? What does your other friend

915
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: look like? Well, it looks like um Luke Bryan Party.

916
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: What's the comedian crawl? What's his name? Look when you

917
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: mentioned a famous person that we all know, he's an

918
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: underground comedian plays over very in. You've never heard of him?

919
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: What does he look like? Man Chris Farley? What I'm

920
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: trying to who does he? Are you googling him? Yeah?

921
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out who who Amy polar Is dating?

922
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: Dang it, Amy polar Is dating? Yeah, because I think

923
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: that's the guy Nick Kroll. That's who he looks like.

924
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: All right, keep going, I'll google him. Thank you. You

925
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: don't know who Nick Kroll is. You see him, you're

926
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: gonna know who he is. Hold your voice? Do you

927
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 1: hear that? Yeah? And my mic went out for a second.

928
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back. But oh I know Nick Kroll,

929
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: thank you? Thank you? Kind of looks like John Christ. Okay,

930
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: I don't know who John Christ. Doesn't you do the

931
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: guy we've had him on Lauren Lana's ex boyfriend. No

932
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: one knows who that is compared to Nick Kroll. Alright,

933
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: putting together? So uh, John Crux says it and Nick

934
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: Role goes, no, man, golf really just puts me to sleep,

935
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: like I can't watch it, like it's just too worring.

936
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,479
Speaker 1: And John Crux like, yeah, I don't understand how people

937
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: watched those like it was gonna be a fun time night.

938
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: So they both hate golf. Yeah, but did you I

939
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: feel like at that point you would say something like,

940
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: but guys, Tigers playing. I said, guys, I was on

941
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: every stroke of that game in the match. I was

942
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 1: like I was wanting to watch Tiger like Tiger was back.

943
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 1: I was glued to the TV. And what do they say?

944
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, I don't get it. It's just too

945
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: quiet and there's nothing that really happens. I'm like, I

946
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: get a check please, and the bartenders like we haven't

947
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: even ordered yet. I'm like, got check please. You didn't leave.

948
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: I didn't leave. You didn't leave. I'm so intrigued that

949
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: you got invited by your son, your three year old

950
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: son's friends dad and his friend at a sports bar. Well,

951
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 1: I wasn't even a sports bar. It was just a bar,

952
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: like at a restaurant, and you went, I am are

953
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: you gray? Are you not shocked that he went to this? No,

954
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: that's cool, but it sucks though that you guys all

955
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: couldn't like have some stuff in common. The thing I

956
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: remember about Dot the first time I met Dodd that

957
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: was beautiful wife goes, hey, my nurse that helped me

958
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: get through cancer is bringing her husband. Only here he's

959
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: a musician. Here we go. We're gonna talk about guitars

960
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: for three hours. First thing Dodd says to me is, hey, man,

961
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: do you know the line on this game? I'm like,

962
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: You're like, just have me? You had me? Do you

963
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: know the line you had me? And do you have

964
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: make out? That night? I mean, the night went by

965
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: so fast. We had a blast meeting up on Broadway.

966
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: The girls are lost, We're sucking them down till four am.

967
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: It was great. Okay, So what did you guys talk

968
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: about other than golf? Since you couldn't do that? Man,

969
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: how's you guys sex love? No, I didn't talk about that.

970
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: They just talk I mean your wives like my wives,

971
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: where you just don't have sex for years ahead. No,

972
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: they he I guess just moved here from New York,

973
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 1: which one I've never knew. He traded to the eighties,

974
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: and so they just talked about why they moved. And

975
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: so he's tough and rough alright, like yeah, so what

976
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: golf is boring and stuff? He was, well, he did

977
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 1: ask should I get into it? Like should I get

978
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: into golf? Asking you? And I'm like, well, yeah, I

979
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: man if he wants something to do, and he's like, man,

980
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: I really don't have time. I mean I got my job,

981
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: I got the kids like time. But you guys are

982
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: drinking it two on a Thursday. It was not a

983
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: calling a night night. Yeah, I wonder you were quiet

984
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: this morning. You were a little off this morning. Man,

985
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 1: it makes sense. So what else did you guys talk about? Man?

986
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't even come on, I'm trying to think what

987
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: we talked about. He talked about like he was just

988
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: restaurant recommendations because you know, he's new to town. That

989
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: though I can talk about I can talk about restaurants,

990
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: and I like Rolfing Daughters. They serve octopussy, you like

991
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: pant temp Bay talking. He talked about that a little bit,

992
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: and just like they talked about like growing up and

993
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: then but then did you tell no, but then we're

994
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: talking about sports. We're just talking about like oh, and

995
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: he said, but he is a huge soccer fan, John Kruk.

996
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: So then me and Kruk were able to discuss soccer,

997
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: and that is I was like, I was like, yeah,

998
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: now that now we had something to talk about. But

999
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: what was John Chris doing? John Chris didn't really he

1000
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: went into soccer. He didn't know much about it, and

1001
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: so he was just like, um, now he asked that

1002
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: sometimes I just ask people, I'm like, what exactly are

1003
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: you into? He was more into college football and like

1004
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: he got college football to talk about that, and I said,

1005
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: college football is not really my favorite because you got

1006
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: Alabama playing mercer. It's just not my cup of teath.

1007
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 1: Same line last night. Absolutely he didn't even change it.

1008
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said. Yeah, I said, it's just

1009
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 1: kind of boring. He goes, yeah, there's usually about two

1010
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: good games a weekend. I said, yeah, and then they

1011
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: take four and a half five hours each game. I

1012
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: gets a little annoying, Like college foot all needs to

1013
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: be faster. You're talking about the long halftime and stuff.

1014
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: And then we talked about going to professional games and

1015
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,760
Speaker 1: they were like, dude, NFL games in person are terrible.

1016
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: So you guys all agreed on that. They're like you

1017
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: get all amped up and then time out when you

1018
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: sit there for five minutes. Why there's commercials and you're

1019
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: just sitting there like do do do? Do? Do? Do? Alright, cool,

1020
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: we're back. So how long do you guys drink? Midnight? One? No,

1021
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: we got I got home at uhtive. I gotta turn

1022
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: in after one. You stay for an hour? I got

1023
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: there at nine, I got home at Hey, just one

1024
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: and I'll take the check. One do the math for me.

1025
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: How hour and a half, coach? I mean just picturing

1026
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: you talking about sports, you probably went into an hour

1027
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: long story. Coach. That's one drink. You had one drinking.

1028
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: You got out of there, we went. We went to

1029
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 1: one restaurant and we went to another restaurants, went restaurant,

1030
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: bar hopping, We went to two different bars. Chicks, no,

1031
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: just checking. I don't don't. I mean, what what do

1032
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: you think? Kick the tires? Three dad's coach, No wives around,

1033
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 1: no kids. Yea yeah, I'm gonna tell you there was

1034
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: a lot of chicks out last night. Oh, I mean,

1035
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: I didn't see me and chairs. A lot of dudes,

1036
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: A lot of dudes, A lot of dudes, A lot

1037
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: of dudes trying to escape the house or something. You know.

1038
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: One guy in North Carolina sweatshirt. He didn't like my comment.

1039
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 1: You said something to a random guy lost man rock Chalk.

1040
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: Do you have your Kansas sweatshirt? No? And he was like, no, no, please, Coach.

1041
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 1: You did not go dress in your Penuin shirt, did you? No?

1042
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: I went my Harry carry short. Was opening day okay,

1043
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: and I thought, okay, this will be a conversation starter.

1044
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, we'll talk baseball. Take me

1045
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 1: to the ball guys. It's pretty day. You guys like

1046
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: Opening Day, Yankees all that. It's not one comment about

1047
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: my shirt. I'm sure. Hey, John Kruk, I know you're

1048
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:58,439
Speaker 1: from New York Yankees. Oh, Man, I don't like baseball. Yeah,

1049
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,959
Speaker 1: he was a New York Giants fan. Uh yeah, that's tough.

1050
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: If a guy doesn't like sports, it real tough. I

1051
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: really don't know what else to talk about if you

1052
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,760
Speaker 1: don't like sports. I mean you can always talk about

1053
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: the weather, religion, Who did you vote for? What do

1054
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 1: you think about these masks? Man? Dates, you look like

1055
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: a trumper? Do you look like a Putin supporter? Yeah?

1056
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,399
Speaker 1: They try to stick me in the armor. That shot.

1057
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: I tell them to stick it where the sun don't shot.

1058
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 1: So they did hurt. It didn't feel good. Yeah, I've

1059
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,320
Speaker 1: got COVID great. I mean yeah, but I thought it

1060
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: was gonna be a rough night in the beginning when

1061
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 1: they were I can not believe you went. Why would

1062
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: I not go? I'm just shocked. What do you under? What? Also,

1063
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 1: he was gone all days the kids, and he goes

1064
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: at night. I was gone all day. What do you

1065
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: mean it's gonna working? Well? I mean I got home

1066
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,919
Speaker 1: and was there ent the day. We took the kids

1067
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 1: to get haircuts, We ate dinner, and we did all that,

1068
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,319
Speaker 1: got them to bed, and then I went to the bar.

1069
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: I got home. My wife was asleep. All American Dad,

1070
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: It's great, good. I don't understand you. Why are you

1071
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: shocked that I when you went out with a random

1072
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 1: dude and his friend, well he's not random, I know him.

1073
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: What if they try to take advantage of you? Well,

1074
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: I'd say no, right, how would they take advantage right? Right?

1075
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: What would happen if Dodd trying to take advantage of you? No?

1076
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: But I'm not saying that in a dirty way. I'm

1077
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: saying if they, like, we're pressuring you to drink and

1078
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: they get you all drunk. Man, But I mean the

1079
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: one guy you didn't even know, you went and drank

1080
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: with a guy you didn't even know, they could have

1081
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: pressured you, and then you get all drunk and hungover

1082
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: and you wake up on their pouch. Do you understand

1083
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm not twelve that if they pressured me to drink, No,

1084
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm good, man, Come on, man, you put come on,

1085
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,439
Speaker 1: take another one. Man, I'm good. I open your mouth, mother,

1086
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: I'm good. You see how that works? Right? It's crazy

1087
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: that you just say no, all right? What if they

1088
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: pressured you like I'm gonna all peer pressure? You're right?

1089
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: You know what. Let's go rob that damn bank. Well,

1090
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying I wouldn't ever go out on a Thursday

1091
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: night because that's how my friends will be. Oh man,

1092
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 1: I got an easy workday, Let's go drink another bar.

1093
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, but seriously, when I say I can only

1094
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: do a drink, I can only do a drink. So

1095
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: I would just not want to put myself in that

1096
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: situation where it could last all night. Yeah, I mean

1097
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: I can't take it that deep. I got work in

1098
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: the morning. Well, I think it's a compliment when someone

1099
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: doesn't want to let you leave, and that cool, but

1100
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: it's also the alcohol because you can never drink. I agree.

1101
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: I agree with that, right, it's more of come on,

1102
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to drink by myself. They want you

1103
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: to be a part of something so they can make it. Oh,

1104
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: you know, anyone to stay for another one. So I

1105
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: had to stay for another one. Eddie's leaving, then they

1106
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: have to leave. It's like home. But they did say

1107
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here. You just got the

1108
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: text on the wife that she's headed up to bed,

1109
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 1: that the back doors open. Said that they did didn't

1110
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: text me she was busy. Oh, you meant the back

1111
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: door was literally open. I thought you're talking about something else. Oh,

1112
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: I gotta go, guys, I gotta go. I just got

1113
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: the greatest text of my life. Go doun dead serious.

1114
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: Lets see you guys, And you guys got the bill? Right?

1115
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: All right, goodness, gracious man, all right, we're good and

1116
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 1: we're good. Hey, you know one thing I do. I'm

1117
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: talking about last minute. It's last weekend. But I'm shocked

1118
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: by something. How many grown men and grown women watch WrestleMania, like,

1119
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: watch wrestling like, can you explain to me? Can't? I

1120
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 1: don't get it to the people, tea babe on the

1121
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: phone me, And regularly there was people on the Sore

1122
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 1: Losers Facebook page saying, why are we talking marsh madness?

1123
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: Why are we not talking WrestleMania. I'll tell you why,

1124
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: because they already know who's gonna win. Cold came out though, right, Okay,

1125
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: what the hell does that? It's still fake? Yeah? No,

1126
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 1: I could you? Who are you talking to? Yeah? I

1127
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: never got into it, so I would be part of

1128
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: your agreeing commonality with you, but I'm just so I'm shocked.

1129
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 1: And then if you look at the crowd, they're sold out,

1130
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: sold out, like you're spending good ass money to go

1131
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 1: watch Not really, I don't know what this is. What

1132
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 1: when I told you when I went right here in Nashville. Now,

1133
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: this dude came out with you the same thing both.

1134
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,959
Speaker 1: It was me, Hey, are you gonna watch the Korean

1135
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: Zombie this week? Yes? Of course I I do like

1136
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: Korean Zombie. He's badass to who who's he'll win? So

1137
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 1: you haven't seen the zombie I've seen? Have you? You're

1138
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: not messing with have you seen the zombie fight? Yes?

1139
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 1: Then no one fs with a zombie. I'll take that bet. Volcanowski,

1140
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 1: who's volcan the champ? Let me looking up? Anyway, short guy?

1141
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: When I went to uh wrestling here in town, you no, no, no,

1142
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: he's Australian. This guy Alexander, no zombie will win? Okay?

1143
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: So I went to WrestleMania here or whatever. And that's

1144
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: why I love my boys. My boys are amazing. That

1145
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 1: they really are, dude. The fact that you have three

1146
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: or four of them, four of them, yeah, the four

1147
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: of them all together. Most dads are envious of that. Dude.

1148
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: So so one guy comes out, don't even know who

1149
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 1: he is, but he's got a bunch of pancakes stuff

1150
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 1: in his pants and everyone's like, oh yeah, And he

1151
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 1: grabs a pancake and he looks out in the crowd,

1152
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: who wants my pancake? And I pulls it out. It

1153
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: really wears penises. He pulls out a pancake. Andyone's like

1154
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 1: he doesn't really throw in the crowd and everyone's like,

1155
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: throw me in the pancake, throw me the pancake. Are

1156
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: you going are you going to get that? No, I

1157
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: don't want the pancake. No, no, no, everyone wants the

1158
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 1: stupid pancake. And it literally was rubbing up against his

1159
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: balls and he finds someone in the crowd throws the

1160
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: pancake and they all fight for the pancake. Yeah, I

1161
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: got a pancake and it's a real pancake. Dude, you

1162
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: need to do that at breakfast on Saturday. And then

1163
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 1: I got pancakes. Who wants my pancake? And then he

1164
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 1: turns to our side of the stadium and goes who

1165
01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:00,040
Speaker 1: wants a pancake? Grabs another pancake from his crotch, and

1166
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm like no, no, no. All my kids are like no,

1167
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: like we don't want the pancake. Dude throws the pancake.

1168
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: It lands right by my eight year old, and my

1169
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 1: eight year old dodges it, and the guy behind us

1170
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: catches the pancake and they're like, yeah, pancake. So he

1171
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: taps my eight year old the shoulder. He's like, dude,

1172
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: you want it. My sons like, oh, get that crap

1173
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: away from me. I want that dumb pacake. I thought

1174
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,439
Speaker 1: you were gonna say through it. It landed right undet

1175
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: kids those in his face. We all moved as fast

1176
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 1: as because the pancake just freaking flew right by us.

1177
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: So do people eat the pancake? I don't know what

1178
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: they do with a coach. I don't know what they

1179
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: do with it. The dude had twenty pancakes stuff in

1180
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 1: his pants. Weird, weird, weird crap. I mean, I just

1181
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: don't understand how people like the wrestling. I can't. Maybe

1182
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: someone can write on our Facebook page like, what is

1183
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,439
Speaker 1: it about wrestling? I mean it's entertaining. I guess to them,

1184
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 1: it's like watching a movie, you know. I mean, you

1185
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: know it's gonna have some weird ending. You know, it's

1186
01:02:56,160 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 1: gonna be like some climax and some plot twists. It's

1187
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: find the same thing. I don't know. I don't get it. Yeah,

1188
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 1: because because not only is it fake, it's stupid as crap. Right,

1189
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: That's what I mean is the acting is bad. That's

1190
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm talking about. It's not like like movies

1191
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 1: it's good acting, there's good story like this is just

1192
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 1: like it's like watching Days of Our Lives. You watch that? No,

1193
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: but what happened last week? I missed it? Is that

1194
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 1: still on my mom? My mom used to watch that?

1195
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: But I yeah, I was so shocked. And then you pay,

1196
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 1: I mean, happen to those tickets are expensive to go

1197
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 1: to WrestleMania. Oh, I don't know, but all right, we

1198
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 1: gotta go. Oh Sunday, just bogan, all right, all right,

1199
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,439
Speaker 1: here it comes Tiger. Yeah, we gotta get home Tigers

1200
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: about tea off? Alright, boys, I have a great weekend. Uh,

1201
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: watch Tiger all weekend long. Thanks for around, dude, Yeah,

1202
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 1: thanks for not leaving this time. Man. Once Lunch finally

1203
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 1: posts this, you'll have about one minute to get the Tiger. Men,

1204
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so couch because he's gonna go home,

1205
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 1: eat a sandwich. What's something that's clicky? And baby? Why

1206
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: can't you post it like earlier. Why don't you posted earlier. Hey,

1207
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: if this goes along the same lines as Kansas recording,

1208
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 1: he'll post it five days after the actual thing that

1209
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 1: we were Okay, maybe I should have posted it the

1210
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 1: day like the day we recorded it. We did it.

1211
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: My fault. My fault because we usually post on Wednesday.

1212
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 1: So I wanted to keep people because I don't know

1213
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 1: people like if they go and look for the podcast,

1214
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 1: maybe you need they're still gonna You need to subscribe

1215
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 1: people wherever you listen, subscribe and give us five stars.

1216
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: The more people to give us five stars, the more

1217
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: people that will hear about our podcast. Right, last point,

1218
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,360
Speaker 1: I need to make very quickly, less than ten seconds.

1219
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 1: What if we did an experiment. I want to know

1220
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 1: how obsessed people are with our podcast. We take off

1221
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 1: a week a week off. That's how you see if

1222
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: people are furious about the days and like how it

1223
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 1: becomes part of their routine. By breaking that routine, let's

1224
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: see if they're addicted to science. Experiment. You sound like

1225
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 1: me telling my wife, like, hey, you guys should go

1226
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: on a trip, just you guys doing the kids, get

1227
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 1: away from me for a little bit. I've been in

1228
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 1: a bad mood. I think it's good for you guys. Coach.

1229
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 1: If you had the house to yourself, you don't much

1230
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 1: gambling and drinking would go on. I did it one time.

1231
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 1: Was it awesome? Coach? I did it one time? And

1232
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: the wife came back and they want his music equipment

1233
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 1: all over the living room, beer bottles everywhere, and she's like,

1234
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:15,920
Speaker 1: what did you do here? I'm like, I didn't know

1235
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: you were coming back to that. I thought you were

1236
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: coming back tomorrow. Hey, Cultures, we have had a snap

1237
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 1: jack group since the Vegas Convention and we've contended continued

1238
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 1: it and it's called Vegas all right, there we go

1239
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 1: added this out. We've had a snapchat group of coachures

1240
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 1: that we would go. That's what I said, he said Snapchat.

1241
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: We've had a Snapchat group of coaches that we're going

1242
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: to Vegas. And we have continued with the Vegas Besties

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Speaker 1: ever since we left. Yes, it's called Vegas Besties. Who

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Speaker 1: are they? We did our own March Madness bracket and

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01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: our very own Becca Roba douche one. Please give her

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Speaker 1: a shout out and congrats. She picked Kansas to win

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01:05:56,040 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 1: it all and collected her five dollars yesterday. Wow, we're

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Speaker 1: all counting down the days until Coaches Convention three. We'll

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01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: see in Vegas. It's like waiting for summer camp. See

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Speaker 1: you all, friends again. I'll hang up and listen. Emily,

1251
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: congratulations beccach, guys, and no more amateurs in these Masters games.

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01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: We got Lyard Shepherd plus nineteen and Stewart Haggelstad plus eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's not good, guys. We could do better than that. Coach.

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01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 1: You got uh Nakajima plus two up there? Oh man,

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Speaker 1: all right, have a great weekend. What does that cut

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Speaker 1: look like it's supposed to be? It's gonna be one.

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Speaker 1: It's always one plus one. It's not always one, I know,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, I'm actually it. Maybe it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be it's plus one. No, it's gonna be a plus three?

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Speaker 1: Is it really? How do you know that? Right now?

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Speaker 1: At fifty the line is not there, but you can

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Speaker 1: just see it's forty seven. It's it's fifty golfers one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

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Speaker 1: I know. But the scores six one, two, three, four

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Speaker 1: three thirty four three six, thirty seven eight three nine,

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Speaker 1: forty forty one, forty five, six, seven, eighty nine fifty

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Speaker 1: Capto will make the cut. And Eddie's right, it's plus three,

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Speaker 1: I told you, And so that means Tiger has about

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01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 1: four strokes to play with a day, so he should

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Speaker 1: be pretty good. He should be safe, which means I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking the under seventy three and a half. That's I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's probably it's just my fun bet that I just

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Speaker 1: make believe I bet. Okay, that sucks, coach, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's tough. I got my buddy justin hits me up.

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Speaker 1: He's like minus one. I'm like, must be nice, dude,

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Speaker 1: obviously you're betting or hey, just think of this, coach,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be able to keep your money, you know

1277
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Speaker 1: what I mean? The Masters it's just as interesting. Honestly.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes I'll miss the deadline to a bet, you know,

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01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh man, I mean you know what,

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Speaker 1: at least I saved my money. It's the worst. Hell, look,

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01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 1: it's my it's blow. No, it's just my way of

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01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 1: feeling better. Okay, yeah, I mean, if that's what makes

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01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:20,600
Speaker 1: you sleep at night, that's good. Ever heard, have a

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Speaker 1: good weekend, guys, Okay, yeah, goodbye, guys, chalk, rock chalk. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what why? No, it's good buzz buzzing because you gotta

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01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 1: stopped in the middle. All right, all right, we gotta

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01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 1: go what's good? But you got food for us. You

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01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: don't even know rock talk means. I think it's always

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Speaker 1: really funny. You don't know what it means. You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? You don't know what it means. But

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Speaker 1: you're a Kansas fan for like twenty plus years. You

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Speaker 1: have no rock talk means. That's a change. Nobody knows what.

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Speaker 1: No one knows. You don't want to do. You're a

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Speaker 1: bunch of bandwagon fans. You don't know what rock talk means.

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01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 1: That's brilliant crap rock drop? What does it mean? I

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01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,719
Speaker 1: have no idea. What's been saying that? It doesn't mean anything?

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Speaker 1: It does mean something? It does? Yeah it does? Okay, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Scooba Scooba, Hi, Scooba scoobas Hi Scooba. Yeah. Man, what's

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Speaker 1: the North Carolina song? What's the North Carolina champ? I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna try to fake it like I know what

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Speaker 1: it is. Like, Oh, you're a fake fan Bandwagon banda

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Speaker 1: beautiful women something. I had no idea what the meaning

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Speaker 1: is because it could be a derogatory meeting.