Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is P.
Speaker 1: Dekin's the assistant to the president here at Hometos Association.
Speaker 1: Is this Molly? Yes, Hi, Mollie, how are you today?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if you wanted to come clean.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to play that game. I guess,
Speaker 1: the game where I ask you to come clean about
Speaker 1: what you've been doing and you pretend like you have
Speaker 1: no idea what you've been doing.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, Well, I'm very good at this game.
Speaker 1: I've been the assistant to the president of the Homers
Speaker 1: Association for quite a few years, so I've played this
Speaker 1: many times. Do you want to just tell me I
Speaker 1: don't understand.
Speaker 2: Can you please fill me in?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, mm hmmm, mm hmmm. Have you paid attention
Speaker 1: to the neighborhood bulletin lately? No, Well, if you would
Speaker 1: have been paying attention to the neighborhood bulletin, you would
Speaker 1: have seen all all of the listings about the rash
Speaker 1: of garden Nome thefts that we've had in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Okay, mm hmmm, I don't have any gardens.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, maybe you don't have any of that are
Speaker 1: your own.
Speaker 3: Are you accusing me of stealing garden homes right now?
Speaker 1: Did you just admit to being the person that's stealing
Speaker 1: garden homes in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: No, but this is not a big deal either way, because.
Speaker 1: I think that's what I already say. Yes, I'm definitely
Speaker 1: accusing you of that track.
Speaker 2: It's a part of the All Owners Association in.
Speaker 1: Tracking you for months now, and I know it's you. No,
Speaker 1: I know it's you that's stealing the garden domes.
Speaker 3: I don't do that.
Speaker 2: I don't have time to do that.
Speaker 3: I work my job and I go home.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmmm. So if I was to enter
Speaker 1: your property right now and go into the garage, what
Speaker 1: would I find you?
Speaker 3: I would call the police first of all my property.
Speaker 1: Hm mm hmmm. We can do this the hard way
Speaker 1: or the easy way. Which one do you want to do? Molly?
Speaker 3: I don't want to do anyway with you because this
Speaker 3: is ridiculous. You're lying.
Speaker 1: If you return the garden homes.
Speaker 3: I'm not I have work to do and this is
Speaker 3: really immature and kind of childish about the nobes. I
Speaker 3: think you should focus on bigger issues within our community.
Speaker 1: M hmmmm mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Do you realize that.
Speaker 1: You hum a lot? Kind of that I hum? No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't humming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like over and over again. I'm not heard
Speaker 3: it the first time.
Speaker 1: M hmm. If you don't return to the garden numes,
Speaker 1: I am going to have to call the authorities, because
Speaker 1: I know that you are the one.
Speaker 3: You should call the authorities. Go ahead, we're going to
Speaker 3: have a meeting about this.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm. Well, I'm on your property right now. I'm
Speaker 1: probably above you. Like I said, I'm on your property
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: I have cameras on my property.
Speaker 2: You're being recorded right now.
Speaker 3: M m.
Speaker 1: All right, get out of the house. How are you doing? Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, Well now we have another problem, Molly.
Speaker 2: I'm going to call the police. Now. He just brought
Speaker 2: my window to get in here.
Speaker 1: Well not only that, but I didn't get a scratch
Speaker 1: on my hand. So it looks like you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a lawsuit on your hands when I find these garden numps.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're such an idiot. You're going to
Speaker 3: have lawyers on you on your You are so right
Speaker 3: now because I am by the right here and you
Speaker 3: are the wrong, and I have you on camera, and
Speaker 3: I'm going to call my lawyers right now, and we
Speaker 3: have to call the police right.
Speaker 2: Now, and they're going to come find you.
Speaker 3: So you should probably just sit exactly where you are
Speaker 3: because you're.
Speaker 1: A dumb Okay, well then I'm just to let you
Speaker 1: know it's a bringing phone call. Your husband set you up.
Speaker 1: M what Yeah, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel
Speaker 1: Show and your husband set you up for a phone Frank,
Speaker 1: do you want to mess with you? He said, you
Speaker 1: guys have a homeowners association that's always like real strict
Speaker 1: about stuff and wanted to mess with you. Oh, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, why would he do this to me?
Speaker 2: Why, oh my gosh, I feel like such an idiot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe this guy was checking
Speaker 2: for Gard's stoves and breaking my windows.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say,
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties