WEBVTT - “Smell Good” Era

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<v Speaker 1>This is Suckers. I'm Kilan Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Jared han An.

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<v Speaker 2>iHeartRadio podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Suckers. We're sticky, We're fruity, We're suckers. Tuning

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<v Speaker 1>in live from Rome, Italy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Dean and Kayleen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Dean and Kaylen.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what flavor sucker are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a mystery flavor?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Or root beer?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, root Beer's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying my favorite flavors. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>flavor I would be, but I just like root beer

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<v Speaker 1>a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Banana?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? So so incredibly rude of you. You haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't been recording for twenty seconds, and you're already

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<v Speaker 1>throwing jabs at me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm bubble gum. What you want to say? I'm what's

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<v Speaker 3>the bad flavors?

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<v Speaker 1>Banana? Yeah? How dare I? How dare? How rude of

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<v Speaker 1>it with me? Would it be to say?

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<v Speaker 3>For a second, I was thinking runs flavors runs bananas

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<v Speaker 3>pretty good?

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<v Speaker 1>Are the best? You're like a raspberry flavor?

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<v Speaker 2>Raspberry is also not good?

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<v Speaker 1>A little sour, a little sweet. Hmm, it's good. Why

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<v Speaker 1>am I blanking? What is a sucker?

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<v Speaker 2>A sucker?

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<v Speaker 3>Like you would go to the bank and you're, well,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a lollipop here like a lollipop, but they have

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<v Speaker 3>a brand called sucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean like the little they've got paper.

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<v Speaker 4>Wrapped dumb dumbs. No, dumb dums are a lollipop sucker candy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dumb dums. Yes, you're right, they're dumb dumbs.

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<v Speaker 1>I said that and you, oh my goodness. Suckers are

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<v Speaker 1>just it's a general blanket term for lollipops.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did I think dumb dums were called suckers.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you suck on them. That's what you call lollipops

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<v Speaker 1>is suckers and dum dumbs a lollipop I eat ipso facto.

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<v Speaker 1>A dumb dumb is a sucker.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, we are coming to you live from Italy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're about thirty steps away from the Tilly Fountain.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Now I don't know the name, Trevy Fountain.

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<v Speaker 1>Troy Fountain. Yeah, yeah, So how long have you guys

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<v Speaker 1>been in room for We got in last night. We

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<v Speaker 1>got in maybe about seventeen hours ago. We have been

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<v Speaker 1>playing a lot of Mario Party, and so we slept

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<v Speaker 1>in a little later today then we would have wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>To because we were up playing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a real great trip so far.

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<v Speaker 3>We got Mario Party to make the flight fly by,

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<v Speaker 3>and then it didn't work on the flight, so then

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<v Speaker 3>we played once we landed.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we didn't need Mario Party to make the

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<v Speaker 1>flight fly by because it was gonna fly by regardless.

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<v Speaker 3>True, because the flights fly literally. Yeah, but it was

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<v Speaker 3>a great flight. We're here with Flanza and we had

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<v Speaker 3>great beds, so we slept.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, shout out luft TANSA shameless plug for luf Tansa. Yeah, probably,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like to say tansa nothing shameless about it.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend, where are you, Jared? Are you in?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? I'm back and roady, back in the White's glamor room. Yep,

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<v Speaker 4>just living the dream. We threw over Rhode Island and

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<v Speaker 4>I waved down. I don't know if you saw me,

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<v Speaker 4>though I could sense your presence. Yeah, I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>something smells funny. Yeah, jan must be flying above.

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<v Speaker 2>Dean's in a smoll good era.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in my smell good air. No, I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>if people know I just have native point to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure that you know that I spell get airy.

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<v Speaker 4>Speak stink that much. But I mean, there was, like

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<v Speaker 4>I always said, I always reference Ben's a little bachelor

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<v Speaker 4>party when I saw you and hug you, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, Okay, oh my god, show me the guy

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<v Speaker 4>that smells good after thirty six soles of golf.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yes, And at that point in your life you

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<v Speaker 3>were so so so anti deodorant. Now you're a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit more on the deodorant train, you know, when you

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<v Speaker 3>smell as everyone does, and now he's rank clump.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like where this podcast episode has headed. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it gonna?

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<v Speaker 4>Do?

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<v Speaker 1>You know when you smell?

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<v Speaker 4>Like I always get self conscious that I stink because

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes I don't shower after the gym, which I've been

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<v Speaker 4>made fun of endlessly for. And I don't think I smell.

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<v Speaker 4>I smell myself. I don't think I smell, but I

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<v Speaker 4>always get self conscious. I'm like, what if I just

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<v Speaker 4>can't smell my own bo?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Is that a thing? I mean, I know when I.

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<v Speaker 3>Smell And I went to plates two days ago and

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<v Speaker 3>forgot to put it on deodorant.

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<v Speaker 2>I was mortified.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and she just kept like putting her hands on me,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's like no, like let your arms out fully extended.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I can't. I swear to you, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't right now.

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<v Speaker 1>There are places where you're allowed to smell bad, and

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<v Speaker 1>the gym is one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Plotates is a little more like a precious little studio.

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<v Speaker 1>A workout class is one of them. Let me rephrase.

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<v Speaker 1>You are allowed to smell bad at a workout class.

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<v Speaker 1>You're allowed to smell bad at like a construction job.

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<v Speaker 1>If you work that why, just because you're hard physical labor,

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<v Speaker 1>you're allowed to smell bad. There are times you're not

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to smell bad, like when you're at a gaula

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<v Speaker 1>or a red carpet or hugging Jared at Ben's bachelor party.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Those times bad, yeah, but no I am in my

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<v Speaker 1>smell get era. I found some of Kahlan's perfume in

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<v Speaker 1>one of the boxes as I was unpacking, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm just gonna wear this every day for

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<v Speaker 1>until it runs empty. And I've been smelling pretty good lately,

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<v Speaker 1>so to be fair, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Know if it's coolwner perfume, but it's eve.

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<v Speaker 1>It's why self it's perfeme see Women's perfume, But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to wear Women's dealer And sometimes does it

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<v Speaker 1>smell like Colonne? Do you smell bad?

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<v Speaker 2>The musky perfume?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a unit. It's a unisex extent for sure. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my smell good. Error, it's good. Good to be here,

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<v Speaker 1>good to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a clone that I wear, and I forget the

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<v Speaker 4>name of it. I think it's called X s L.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what it looks like in the bottle, but it

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<v Speaker 4>smells great. It's probably Eve Saint Laurent. Why I sel

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<v Speaker 4>Eve Saint Laurent's right? He said it looks like an axe.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not sure that it's an accent. Why kind of

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<v Speaker 4>looks like an X? Sometimes if you don't finish off

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<v Speaker 4>that little so you're in your smell good era too

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<v Speaker 4>very good, very very smell good. Sometimes I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean again, I I don't think I ever smell bad.

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<v Speaker 4>But then in my own brain I think that if

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<v Speaker 4>I could smell myself, it's too late.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, other people have already smelt me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it the worst too? When people like don't like

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<v Speaker 1>if I smell bad. I just want someone to come

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<v Speaker 1>right out and be like, hey, you smell bad. Like you,

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<v Speaker 1>For instance, when we were in Mexico at Ben's bachelor party,

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, hey, you smell bad, and I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for getting the elephant out of the room,

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<v Speaker 1>because yes, I know I smell bad. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say that I smelled bad, then I would have

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<v Speaker 1>been going around like trying to pretend that I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>smell bad, but knowing I did smell bad.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's funny coming from you because in that instance,

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<v Speaker 3>in that time of your life, you could have just

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<v Speaker 3>put on deodorant.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this is beside. The point that I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make right now is like if you're you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you smell bad, at least like bring it to

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<v Speaker 1>not even bring it to my attention, but just mention it.

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<v Speaker 1>That way we can kind of joke about it and

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<v Speaker 1>move on. The next time you smell it again, you

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<v Speaker 1>we'll like kind of look at each other and smile

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Really depends on how comfortable I am with the person.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's fair, Like I'm obviously comfortable with you and

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<v Speaker 4>be like, bro, not good.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think people in Dean's life will tell him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, Dean's also just very comfortable with the people

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<v Speaker 4>that surround him. But like, yeah, if it was somebody

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<v Speaker 4>that I was friendly with, Like for example, uh, if

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<v Speaker 4>if we were golfing that day week golf with Joey, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and Joey stank M.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I'd be like, do I tell him?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we say anything? Do we just let it go?

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<v Speaker 1>He smells so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Are trying to start a rumor?

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<v Speaker 1>I shared it had eighteen holes with him in the

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<v Speaker 1>foursome and Jared, you were behind us, so you might

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<v Speaker 1>have caught some whiffs of him.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you doing what podcasts host do where you talking

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<v Speaker 3>about them and then I hope they come on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Might be the worst smelling man I've ever smelt my

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<v Speaker 1>entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was pretty bad, and you know what, he

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<v Speaker 4>needs to be brought down a little anyway. He's getting

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<v Speaker 4>too much praise right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We need it. Like he smelled, if there's a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>out there, he smelled so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>He was so annoyed, said he wasn't kind, right, he was.

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<v Speaker 4>So mean and just so annoying. He just he's got

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<v Speaker 4>like three abs, not six. He doesn't have a six pack.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like three maybe three and a half, but like

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<v Speaker 4>he tells everyone he has a six So he's also

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<v Speaker 4>a liar.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. Gosh, that guy, he's just maybe the worst

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<v Speaker 1>person in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyways, Joey, if you want to come on the podcast'd

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<v Speaker 3>be more than happy to have you on.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Joey smelt really good. He had all six of

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<v Speaker 1>his abs. He was very nice, and he was not

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<v Speaker 1>annoying at all. That's all. That's all the farce. But

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<v Speaker 1>have you guys been watching Bachelor, because I have not

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<v Speaker 1>really been.

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<v Speaker 2>Staying caught up minus what we missed last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Jared, You're probably not I been watching, you know. I dabble.

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<v Speaker 1>I dabble, obviously.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so hard to say that I don't watch because

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<v Speaker 4>I love the show so much and they you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I support it so much. I just have a tough

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<v Speaker 4>time watching reality TV in general, like I don't watch anything.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's a flaw of mine that I'm fully aware of,

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<v Speaker 4>and it is a flaw because I feel like I'd

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<v Speaker 4>be able to bond Ashley more if I was able.

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<v Speaker 1>To watch TV. No, no, no, No, no, its.

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<v Speaker 2>Good to have your difference.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but we could watch The Love Is Blind together,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and I would have opinions about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not a flaw.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a flat. It's flaws who watch reality.

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<v Speaker 3>Television, agreed to someone who loves reality television.

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<v Speaker 2>Toxic.

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<v Speaker 1>Helen would always get met like I would play video game.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd play like Call of Duty with my friends until

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<v Speaker 1>like one or two in the morning, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>would come back with like a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>sailor's mouth because that's just kind of how we play

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<v Speaker 1>video games together. And she'd be like, video games are

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<v Speaker 1>making you talk this way? And then I would listen

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<v Speaker 1>to what she she's listening to, like what we're watching

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<v Speaker 1>on television, and it's like these forty five year old

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<v Speaker 1>women calling each other's the C word and the B

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<v Speaker 1>word and all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really call each other the sea word anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>That was like twenty ten, But.

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<v Speaker 1>My point means the same. The stuff that you ingest

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<v Speaker 1>is just as bad, if not way worse than what

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<v Speaker 1>I ingest.

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<v Speaker 2>Not these days now everyone is just like.

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<v Speaker 3>Aware, Yeah, I suppose, but I have been watching I

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<v Speaker 3>missed The Women Tell All, which just happened, and I've

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<v Speaker 3>seen like little snippets. Everyone still is obsessed with Maria,

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<v Speaker 3>like obsessed with Maria, so I think she's going to

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<v Speaker 3>be the bachelorette.

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<v Speaker 4>I watched I'd say half. I watched the beginning of

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<v Speaker 4>The Women Tell All because I wanted to see the

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<v Speaker 4>Sydney part because Sydney's.

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<v Speaker 1>From the Newport, she's her friend.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, I wonder how this is going

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<v Speaker 4>to go for there to go well, and I think

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<v Speaker 4>it went fine, Like I don't think it obviously changed anything.

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<v Speaker 4>But I feel like a dick saying this because I'm

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<v Speaker 4>sure she's very nice. I just I don't understand Maria.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand why everybody's on Maria's side. She kind

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<v Speaker 4>of comes off a little.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just thought she was mean in

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<v Speaker 1>The Women Tell All.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I haven't seen the whole season, so I don't

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<v Speaker 4>really know, so I could be completely wrong. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 4>she said something to you like somebody was like, you

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<v Speaker 4>told me to shut up, and she's like, I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>say shut up, I said zip it. And I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we're five, yeah, like we're five years old here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy to me watching this season because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>if this were five years ago, people would not be

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<v Speaker 3>on Maria's side, they would fully be on Sydney side.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's something switched where people. I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know how to explain it, but I just can tell.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like, if you're hot, you get a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of passes in life, and Maria fits the bill

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<v Speaker 1>for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like I don't want to shut on her because

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure she's nice, but like I want to show.

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<v Speaker 3>The stereotypical bachelor villain where like normally she would people

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<v Speaker 3>would side with Sydney. And it's it's weird that people

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<v Speaker 3>are so obsessed with her. But I also did like

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<v Speaker 3>her this season, so I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>And what is it actually liked her? What's the quality

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<v Speaker 1>that she has confidence.

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<v Speaker 2>That we talked about this.

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<v Speaker 3>She's so confident and so sure of herself. And you

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<v Speaker 3>can't really shut on a villain if they're just like

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<v Speaker 3>so aware of themselves and and kind of like call

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<v Speaker 3>themselves out on their flaws.

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<v Speaker 1>She's kind of got like this. I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>she's from. I would assume Chicago. I think we've probably

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<v Speaker 1>talked about that. Oh gosh, dangn we have talked about this.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got like that midwestern, big city kind of swagger

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<v Speaker 1>where she's like, Eh, this is who like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like your friend Torri. It's kind of like this is

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<v Speaker 1>who I am to uh, and it is charming in

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of ways. I think maybe is why we

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<v Speaker 1>feel that way about, maybe why she gets a pass.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>One thing on Maria another line that I just didn't

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<v Speaker 4>like was I just hate when people and this is

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<v Speaker 4>for everybody, it's not just Maria thing, but like when

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<v Speaker 4>someone's trying to de escalate a situation and then the

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<v Speaker 4>other person wants to escalate it, especially in Maria's position

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<v Speaker 4>who she knows that, like, someone like Sidney's getting all

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<v Speaker 4>this hate and it's she's getting all the love, which

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<v Speaker 4>is totally fine, but it's so annoying because Sidney was saying,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I think we just she was talking Maria,

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, I think we communicate differently, and then Maria

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<v Speaker 4>was like, yeah, you say lies and I speak the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, actually, you know it's a interesting is before

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<v Speaker 3>with the women tell all you're pitching yourself for Bachelor

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<v Speaker 3>in Paradise, Like, you're pitching hard to make sure you're

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<v Speaker 3>on the show. But if there's no Bachelor in Paradise,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like, what do you just trying for airtime?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I maybe that was a new thing for

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<v Speaker 1>you guys this season, but when I was doing mental all,

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<v Speaker 1>their last thing on my mind is anything about Veelan

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<v Speaker 1>in Paradise.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, certain people, certain people who like went home night

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<v Speaker 3>one or went home night three, they were pitching them

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<v Speaker 3>and they were like, make sure you you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>guess that makes sense, are vocal.

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<v Speaker 4>And I think for uh like because for someone who's

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<v Speaker 4>very old like myself and uh before Paradise like really

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<v Speaker 4>became a thing, I think they were just telling them, like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, this is your last opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, say something when you're a senior in high

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<v Speaker 1>school and you're going out for your last football game

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<v Speaker 1>and your coach is like, this is the last time

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<v Speaker 1>you'll ever put pads on, so make account. It's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of the same thing, but you're going on television. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the last time you're going to put pats on.

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<v Speaker 3>A quick pivot from Maria, have you guys seen Daisy's

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<v Speaker 3>music video?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, neither of you.

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<v Speaker 3>She sings, there's some crazy lyrics. So she's in a

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<v Speaker 3>music video from years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all over TikTok now, it's on Instagram. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 3>it's this music video with her and this guy. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to misquote it.

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<v Speaker 2>Deane pulled up the lyrics and he had a smile

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<v Speaker 2>on his face, so he definitely found it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let me ask you this question. Have you listened

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<v Speaker 1>to the music?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So Daisy is singing and then there's a guy singing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and the guy this is the guy's quote.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what you've written down. It says you can

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<v Speaker 1>lick on my suck on my. Now twice he says it.

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<v Speaker 3>So so lick on my you can lick.

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<v Speaker 1>On my suck on.

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<v Speaker 2>It is quite the music video.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty wid Yes, it is very wild and sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this came out like years.

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<v Speaker 3>And years ago before she's on the show, but someone

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<v Speaker 3>found it. Yeah, skeletons and she was singing in it,

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<v Speaker 3>and she was decent pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she wasn't he was.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to clarify that would be weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I just get a bubble with a thumb up and

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<v Speaker 1>it do you see that? I know, it's pretty awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you do that? I don't know what. I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of want to know how to do it for

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<v Speaker 1>future reference? Did it again? Is her name Daisy Kent?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, so I see her. I mean, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>going to give her too much. If it was like

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<v Speaker 4>before Bachelor and she's just trying to make it and

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<v Speaker 4>she's singing with someone, I mean, whatever, I see.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Daisy Kent faces backlash for past music video appearance. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I once went on a dating show before The Bachelor,

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<v Speaker 1>what yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What? It was small?

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<v Speaker 1>What was it? It was small like in the mall.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a show that was maybe just what.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, this is the first time appearing.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the name of the show. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if it had a name. I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a show that was trying to get a pilot

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<v Speaker 1>green lit, and so they were like, we just need

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<v Speaker 1>to have someone come on and go on a fig

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<v Speaker 1>date and we'll pay you one hundred and fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh yeah, one hundred fifty bucks,

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<v Speaker 1>sign me up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh like an MTVVH one show.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, honestly, I just knew that I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to get a hundred freet dollar and I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do whatever you want with me.

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<v Speaker 2>And what did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it ever get aired? No, I never got aired.

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<v Speaker 1>It never got aired. I don't I had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>if anyone even watched it. You were in LA, it

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<v Speaker 1>was in Los Angeles. Yeah, they just needed a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who was twenty five to spend thirty minutes on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with this girl who was an actress. It could

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<v Speaker 1>have been all acting. I don't even know. Maybe that

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<v Speaker 1>was the start of my acting career. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was a dating It was like a pitch for a

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<v Speaker 1>dating show, and I guess I was one of the

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<v Speaker 1>guys on the date with the girl.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to your acting career?

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<v Speaker 1>Since it's gone all downhill since then? It's okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't really done much since then. I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really shock and all like I was meant to.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so I've been on two dating shows in

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<v Speaker 1>my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that's crazy. I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I kind of forgot about it until I just

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<v Speaker 1>started talking about it. But yeah, that's it, So let's

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<v Speaker 1>move on to the next subject.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just thought the music video was funny and

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<v Speaker 3>no shade to Daisy.

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<v Speaker 2>It was more so like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Act every season has a couple of contestants that are

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<v Speaker 1>like they dig up something from their past that's incredibly embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I remember Victoria Fuller modeling something for like a

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<v Speaker 1>oh something like a some sort of lives matter situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't remember what.

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<v Speaker 1>It was, but and what did you have that was

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing that got dug up?

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<v Speaker 2>I did pageants. That's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's embarrassing, Jared, Do you have anything embarrassing get

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<v Speaker 1>dug up?

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<v Speaker 4>When I was like in my early twenties, I did

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<v Speaker 4>a I did like her Babe was. I was nineteen anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>in college, I did like a YouTube series called Red

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<v Speaker 4>Circles where I played a cop. And I remember people

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<v Speaker 4>being like, oh, look at Jared in this, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like he wants to be an actor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was in theater at the time and it

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<v Speaker 4>was great. But it was a guy that I went

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<v Speaker 4>to a theater class with and he was directing. He

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to he wanted to become a director, and he

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<v Speaker 4>was doing this cop series on YouTube where he did

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<v Speaker 4>like nine episodes and it was called Red Circles, and

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<v Speaker 4>I was only in like one or two episodes because

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<v Speaker 4>he was like, oh, I'm looking for more people because

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<v Speaker 4>he just filmed with his friends, and I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll do it, hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I did that and it was not good.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just something to be said about people that go

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<v Speaker 1>on the show where I feel like, typically are people

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<v Speaker 1>that like to say yes to things. Holy, how did

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<v Speaker 1>you know that person? I Detective Tom Arnold? Was that

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<v Speaker 1>my name? Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Easton coming up? So Easton just said, Detective Tom Marold,

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<v Speaker 4>did you just find that out? Or is this like

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<v Speaker 4>and do you have like a file on me?

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<v Speaker 1>Mason's been secretly the only fan of the show for

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<v Speaker 1>the past twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Years, watching since its inception.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if I could YouTube right now actually read Circles. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to point out there are dozens of us.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to point out Kaitlin. If you look at

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<v Speaker 4>your zoom window, yes, and you look at the bottom left.

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<v Speaker 4>If you look at or the bottom right, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 4>you'll see a nice little gray foot that keeps just

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<v Speaker 4>bouncing in and out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my foot, you guys, that's my foot. There it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in a YouTube video that got circulated a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit on my first show with Bachelorette. When I

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<v Speaker 1>was in high school, I would throw these big house

0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.399
<v Speaker 1>parties because my dad was always gone, and Sarah and

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<v Speaker 1>one of my best friends would oh put a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff on YouTube, and we were like wasted, smoking hookah,

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<v Speaker 1>probably a little, you know, high on marijuana.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's okay, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just gonna say hi, but then I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>sure if that would imply that I was high on

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<v Speaker 1>something else. I was high on weed, which I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do because I have no tolerance for it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was just completely moronic. I was like grabbing a two

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<v Speaker 1>liter of coca cola and I was like talking about

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<v Speaker 1>how sick coca cola is, and I just wasted and

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<v Speaker 1>it got circulated and I'm like sixteen. In the video,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, that's so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>You showed me one of them. It's pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so wait is this on YouTube?

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<v Speaker 2>It's now unlisted or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I've called Seraphan multiple times. I was begging with him.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, please delete these videos, please, man.

0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:53.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm got so many views to keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, He was like, I don't even know what the

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<v Speaker 1>password to this account is. I haven't logged onto it

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<v Speaker 1>in ten years or whatever. For seven years, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>and he couldn't do it, and it just kept going

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<v Speaker 1>around and around. And it's so funny to look back

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<v Speaker 1>on now because it's such a small, like harmless thing

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<v Speaker 1>that I was doing. But I was so embarrassed at

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<v Speaker 1>the time and now, like, I literally don't even care

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<v Speaker 1>about it at all.

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<v Speaker 3>You know something about weed too? We get so many

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<v Speaker 3>dem I don't know if you do, but I get

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<v Speaker 3>so many dms in there. Like you guys for sure

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<v Speaker 3>smoke weed, Like your eys so many your eyes are red,

0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:19.120
<v Speaker 3>You're for sure smoking weed. I'm like one, we both

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<v Speaker 3>just have red eyes, especially when we're tired. And so

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<v Speaker 3>when I saw that music video of Daisy, there were

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<v Speaker 3>so many comments and they were like, oh, I knew

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<v Speaker 3>she smoked weheed And I'm like, what is the obsession

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<v Speaker 3>with Bachelor Nation and people smoking weed?

0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:34.480
<v Speaker 2>We don't smoke weed. We're not against it, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>not for us.

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<v Speaker 1>I smoke weed like once a year, and every doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>well that one time per a year. I'm always like

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<v Speaker 1>I should never do this.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, just panics and has to run home.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't talk to anybody. I need to like vacate

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<v Speaker 1>whatever area I'm in.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're not anti weed, but it's like, what is

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<v Speaker 3>your obsession with trying to like figure out that we smoke?

0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:55.880
<v Speaker 2>You know, we don't, we don't, But.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't find this stupid thing and it makes me

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<v Speaker 1>very sad. I just want to say, your video of Dean.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, I don't like her video.

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<v Speaker 1>Of Tom Arnold's, which I would have been very interested.

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<v Speaker 4>Easton sent me a picture. I sent all of us

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<v Speaker 4>a screenshot of what I look like. You look, I

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<v Speaker 4>think it's on your phone. You look Jim helper On.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I do look like Jim helper Actually, you know

0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:19.960
<v Speaker 1>you want to That was really loud. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>who you look like? Is what's his name from Severance

0:20:23.680 --> 0:20:25.919
<v Speaker 1>and Parks and Recreation, Adam Adam Scott?

0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Is it Adam Scott?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Oh yeah, it's the hair. Yeah, it's the hair

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<v Speaker 1>Adam and.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim mixed together or John Krisinski.

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<v Speaker 4>Jim because of the tie the show. Yeah, I would

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<v Speaker 4>like to listen. It's a good look. It's a good look.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've all got embarrassing skeletons in our closet. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know what kind of stinks for Dawson's generation is

0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:45.760
<v Speaker 1>He's going to have so many more embarrassing moments chronicled

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<v Speaker 1>in the anals of time because everyone's got a known,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's got a camera. We like were maybe just like

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<v Speaker 1>at sixteen is when they started.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just wondering that too.

0:20:56.560 --> 0:20:58.639
<v Speaker 1>The anals of history come on. That's a very common

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<v Speaker 1>understanding of the word, and it's a fun one to say.

0:21:02.880 --> 0:21:04.880
<v Speaker 1>We were just like as we were getting old enough

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of start knowing better, that's when cameras became

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<v Speaker 1>like super readily available for us. But with Dawson's age

0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:12.480
<v Speaker 1>group and honestly probably in a little bit older, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like so omnipresident, there's always going to be someone recording,

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<v Speaker 1>which is like good in some ways, but I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like there's gonna be a lot of backlash later on

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<v Speaker 1>in life and just like embarrassing moments.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's the thing with the like bringing back to Bachelor,

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<v Speaker 3>the current contestants are so young, so they grew up

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<v Speaker 3>with like iPhones, whereas we had we had laptop or

0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:33.199
<v Speaker 3>desktop computers, and we were like at least not. It

0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:37.160
<v Speaker 3>was making videos on on like the little camera setting

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<v Speaker 3>is there. So that's why as Bachelor continues, we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to keep seeing that more and more.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't envy them, it's inevitable.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you guys sleep? What times you get in?

0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:00.760
<v Speaker 1>We got it ant like seven pms. We slept okay

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<v Speaker 1>after our Mario Party session. We had nicely down beds

0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:08.480
<v Speaker 1>on the way here. Shout out lutansa and yeah that's

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, we landed.

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<v Speaker 3>We got immediately went to dinner and got pizza, pasta, wine,

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<v Speaker 3>and then we came back and played Mario Party until midnight.

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<v Speaker 1>Very nice. That sounds awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>And we slept in pretty late.

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<v Speaker 1>And Jared, you were just on vacation, weren't you while

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<v Speaker 1>I was in Virginia. I don't want to call that

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<v Speaker 1>a vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you call it a vacation?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not. I love my in laws so much. I

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<v Speaker 4>think we were talking about this on the podcast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>where it's like I love them so much, but it's just,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, it's hard to stay there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's not difficult to stay there because of them,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just more so like I missed my stuff, I

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<v Speaker 4>missed my car, I missed my home, I missed my comfort.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I feel you. One of my biggest x

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<v Speaker 1>is when people are talking I just did this, when

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<v Speaker 1>someone says also, I feel the same way as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to say as well if you already

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<v Speaker 1>said also, you're trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>Say that, and you were like you have to get

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<v Speaker 2>your thought out.

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<v Speaker 1>So annoying to see people say that and I just

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<v Speaker 1>said it. People say that people sometimes I see what

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<v Speaker 1>they say or I hear what they do.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyways, back to you, Jared, Sorry, we're not all as

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<v Speaker 4>intelligent as Dean to be able to speak so elegantly.

0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:17.879
<v Speaker 1>It's not even that, because I obviously don't. If you

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<v Speaker 1>listen to even two minutes of any episode of this podcast,

0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:22.400
<v Speaker 1>you would know very quickly that I am the biggest

0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:24.840
<v Speaker 1>moron of all time. That's why I have to compensate

0:23:24.880 --> 0:23:28.399
<v Speaker 1>by trying to at least get the you know, wording

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<v Speaker 1>right in a sentence, which I don't often do. Anyways.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, I enjoy it as well, Thank you, Virginia. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it was good. I got to go down there. We

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<v Speaker 4>had a doctor's appointment. The appointment went well, everything looks good,

0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:49.840
<v Speaker 4>healthy baby. So Ashley is doing well, like she's not

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<v Speaker 4>sick anymore. She's like still she just kind of feels

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<v Speaker 4>like crap.

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<v Speaker 1>But you guys use Ashley's dad as your primary care physician. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think legally she can. I don't really know. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think her dad is able to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you go to Virginia for her doctor's appointments.

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<v Speaker 4>She loves fair Fact, so he works at Fairfax Hospital. Okay,

0:24:09.640 --> 0:24:12.080
<v Speaker 4>she loves Fairfax Hospital. She's always been there. It's a

0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:17.080
<v Speaker 4>great hospital, and she gave birth to Dawson there the

0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:19.840
<v Speaker 4>first time. It was outstanding. So she wants to give

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<v Speaker 4>birth to this baby as well down there. So we

0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:25.800
<v Speaker 4>go down there once a month for appointments and then honestly,

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<v Speaker 4>like probably middle to late probably well, she's due July

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<v Speaker 4>twenty ninth, so probably early July.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she's just going to be down there and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be bouncing back and forth.

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<v Speaker 3>Couldn't you get like an airbnb since she's giving birth there,

0:24:39.359 --> 0:24:41.200
<v Speaker 3>you stay there for like a month or two however

0:24:41.240 --> 0:24:43.359
<v Speaker 3>long it takes to recover and then come home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we could.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just it's not going to make any sense for

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<v Speaker 4>us to do an airbnb. I mean, especially if I'm

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<v Speaker 4>bouncing back and forth. It's just so much easier if

0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:53.000
<v Speaker 4>she's staying at her parents, her mom's there all the time,

0:24:53.040 --> 0:24:55.080
<v Speaker 4>her sister's there all the time. Well, obviously her mom's

0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:56.520
<v Speaker 4>there all the time she lived there, but then her

0:24:56.560 --> 0:24:58.280
<v Speaker 4>sister's there all the time because she always goes home.

0:24:58.280 --> 0:24:59.920
<v Speaker 4>And then it's like the comfort of her own house,

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<v Speaker 4>her own bedroom. Dawson's comfortable there. Like, I get it

0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:04.880
<v Speaker 4>that I just need to suck it up. It's totally fine.

0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you just need to rent a car and that

0:25:06.920 --> 0:25:07.720
<v Speaker 2>it'll fix a lot.

0:25:08.760 --> 0:25:12.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the car is it's it's not. I just yeah,

0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:13.840
<v Speaker 4>I hate barring their car. I could rent a car.

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:16.520
<v Speaker 4>It's also tough if you guys, know, when you're home,

0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:18.720
<v Speaker 4>there's like projects to be done and things that, like

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:20.880
<v Speaker 4>there's always something to be done. And I'm the type

0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:22.640
<v Speaker 4>of person where I just like need to go, go, go,

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:24.840
<v Speaker 4>go go, So like if I'm not at Audrey's, I'll

0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:26.040
<v Speaker 4>be home and then I'm like, all right, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to clean up the garage or get the basement set up,

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<v Speaker 4>or like do this or clean that.

0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Or whatever.

0:25:30.440 --> 0:25:33.639
<v Speaker 4>So and then also at night it's like it's not

0:25:33.680 --> 0:25:36.399
<v Speaker 4>like we're popping down and watching TV. It's like whatever

0:25:36.480 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 4>here parent, you know, like no, no, no, whatever you guys

0:25:38.800 --> 0:25:39.200
<v Speaker 4>want to watch?

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I can care less.

0:25:40.440 --> 0:25:42.920
<v Speaker 4>So anyway, it's all good. It's all great things. It's

0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 4>nothing to complain about. But yeah, rental car maybe, but yeah,

0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:49.040
<v Speaker 4>so probably beginning in July, Ashley is just gonna be

0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:53.440
<v Speaker 4>you know, down there, and Dawson too, so then I'll

0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:55.879
<v Speaker 4>be bouncing back and forth. I'll be down there primarily,

0:25:55.960 --> 0:25:59.159
<v Speaker 4>but also obviously I have Audrey's. So we talked about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's really just came down to as long

0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:08.040
<v Speaker 4>as she's comfortable with me leaving it going, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>coming and going, because obviously I need to be here

0:26:10.560 --> 0:26:12.440
<v Speaker 4>for Audrey's and I want to be here for Audres

0:26:12.480 --> 0:26:14.280
<v Speaker 4>as well, but I need to be down there more,

0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:18.320
<v Speaker 4>which she is. That's what it really came down to.

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<v Speaker 4>So how long have been driving from Island to Virginia?

0:26:21.600 --> 0:26:22.720
<v Speaker 4>Probably what like an hour or two?

0:26:23.000 --> 0:26:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, a flight and drive? Oh what are

0:26:27.240 --> 0:26:29.360
<v Speaker 1>you an idiot? Yes, yes I am.

0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:32.160
<v Speaker 4>It's like eight hours. It's eight hour drive. No way, Yeah,

0:26:32.160 --> 0:26:35.280
<v Speaker 4>it's too far no, it sucks any If it was

0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:36.879
<v Speaker 4>like four hours, I think I could do it.

0:26:37.000 --> 0:26:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's about what it is. From where we live

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:43.280
<v Speaker 1>to Vegas eight hours too far. But from where we

0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:45.399
<v Speaker 1>live to the nearest international airport is about three and

0:26:45.400 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 1>a half hours, not to not too bad, not too bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are three and a half hours from Denver. Yeah, three,

0:26:51.200 --> 0:26:52.640
<v Speaker 1>three and a half, four, four and a half, five,

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<v Speaker 1>fight and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>It totally depends on the time of the day or yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>This season, sure so yeah, So I'm your closest airport

0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:02.760
<v Speaker 4>has a nice airport, very small, very small.

0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:04.879
<v Speaker 1>It's only twenty minutes from my house. But it only

0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:09.040
<v Speaker 1>flies regionally, and we can't fly from Aspen to Italy.

0:27:09.080 --> 0:27:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I guess you could, but it'd just be way more.

0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 1>You fly Aspen to Denver, Denver to Frankfort, Frankfort.

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:15.920
<v Speaker 2>To Rome be a lot, and it's just not reliable.

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 3>Like Aspen Airport, you just never know if flights are

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<v Speaker 3>getting out on time.

0:27:19.560 --> 0:27:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Denver is not super reliable. But I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Jared, Denver's reliable.

0:27:24.160 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of delays. Knock on Denver, a lot

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:27.520
<v Speaker 2>of delays.

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<v Speaker 3>After this baby is delivered, Why don't you guys like

0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 3>find a little townhouse and then rented out airbnb it,

0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:37.919
<v Speaker 3>and then you could rent out buy a car.

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:40.679
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like the Airbnb for cars. You were

0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 2>raving about it.

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Why don't guys just buy a whole new house, get

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:47.160
<v Speaker 1>a whole nother car, crazy, have a whole another life

0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:51.000
<v Speaker 1>down in Virginia, just for the one actually gets.

0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Your way back into Virginia.

0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, honestly, that's what we've been talking about, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>so for it. I'm very open to it. It really

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<v Speaker 4>just depends on us getting a place that we feel

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<v Speaker 4>comfortable with. The good thing about the place that we

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<v Speaker 4>have right now is it's great, it's beautiful, it's I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know if it's technically a townhouse or not, because

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<v Speaker 4>we're connected to the house next to us, so it's

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<v Speaker 4>just the two of us, and then every other house

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<v Speaker 4>here is a single family home. So and it's big,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, like it's it's probably this place is like

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<v Speaker 4>twenty three hundred square feet twenty two twenty three I think,

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<v Speaker 4>not including the basement, but like we could definitely move

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<v Speaker 4>into a bigger house. But if my point being is

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<v Speaker 4>if we stay here and we get another place that's

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit smaller in Virginia. Like, we could do it,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean, we could have two places

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<v Speaker 4>and be fine. And so I've told Ashley this a

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<v Speaker 4>million times, but she's not down for it yet. I

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<v Speaker 4>think once the second kid comes and she wants to

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<v Speaker 4>be down to Virginia more, yeah, I think it will

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<v Speaker 4>become more of a realistic possibility. I mean the thing

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<v Speaker 4>that throws a wrench into it is Audrey's obviously, because

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<v Speaker 4>I want to be here as much as possible to

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<v Speaker 4>ensure that that place is going well.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know. We'll see, we'll make it work. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we just buy a house in Denver and

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<v Speaker 1>then we'll just stay at that house every time we

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<v Speaker 1>drive to Denver.

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<v Speaker 2>Because my grandparents live there.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we can just get a place in Los

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<v Speaker 1>Angeles too, and then just stay the place.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds ideal in theory, But when we were living in

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<v Speaker 3>Vegas and La it was it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was chaos for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Why was it chaos?

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<v Speaker 3>I just felt like I had I just like couldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know concisely think properly. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>to explain it. It was just like my brain was

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<v Speaker 3>half in Vegas. My brain was half in LA.

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<v Speaker 1>For me, it was like, I'm like, well, if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in Vegas, or let's say I'm in Vegas for a week,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why why am I in Vegas for a

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<v Speaker 1>week when we have a place in LA. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I go to LA and I'm like, in LA for

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<v Speaker 1>a week, I'm like, why the heck am I in

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<v Speaker 1>LA for a week when I have a place in

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<v Speaker 1>Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 3>For me, it would have made sense if we could

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<v Speaker 3>airbnb both. Yeah, when we're not there, but it's just

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<v Speaker 3>hard when you live there and you have your stuff there.

0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:53.240
<v Speaker 1>And it's and even now we've been traveling kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a fair amount since we moving to Colorado, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>why the heck am I traveling so much? When I

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<v Speaker 1>have a house in Colorado or we have a house.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I've been very selfish in the sentence. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been saying we have a house in LA or Colorado

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<v Speaker 1>or Las Vegas or whatever. It just whenever I just feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I need to be there more, especially if you

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<v Speaker 1>own it. Like when we own that place in Vegas,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, we own it, we should just be

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<v Speaker 1>there more often. And now that we have this house

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<v Speaker 1>in Colorado, I'm like, we own it. We should literally

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<v Speaker 1>just be spending ninety nine percent of our time there,

0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:19.000
<v Speaker 1>but we don't. But we try to, but we can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just feel guilty. I guess about it.

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:24.240
<v Speaker 1>So maybe Jared would feel differently about it, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>just how I feel. Don't feel guilty.

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<v Speaker 4>I won't know why, because one day, Dean, Kaylin, it's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be very sad.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna die.

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:37.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And one day I'm gonna die, And you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think we're going to look back on our

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<v Speaker 4>lives and be like, wow, I'm really glad. I felt

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<v Speaker 4>so guilty about not spending more time at the house

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:50.800
<v Speaker 4>when we traveled, you know, like, who cares?

0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:51.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kind of getting to that point right now. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>let's just do it. As long as we're able to

0:30:55.640 --> 0:30:57.360
<v Speaker 4>do it, and we work hard and we figure it out,

0:30:57.440 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 4>Let's just do it. Why are we feeling so self

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<v Speaker 4>conscious about stupid that really doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Dean really needed to hear that because Dean is not

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:06.920
<v Speaker 3>wanted to travel lately. So it's true, when you die,

0:31:06.960 --> 0:31:08.960
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna be like, Oh, really, wish I didn't take

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:11.240
<v Speaker 3>that trip to Italy I never.

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Or man, I wish I traveled less.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. Kaylen really needed to hear that. Good job, Jared,

0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Kaylen really needed to hear that A lot of a

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:21.880
<v Speaker 1>lot of a lot of talk for me coming from

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<v Speaker 1>that side of the bedroom over there. Ah, you're right,

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>you're right. We were talking to your grandparents about this

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<v Speaker 1>just the other day. I feel like I've gotten to

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<v Speaker 1>be so much more of a homebody than I've been.

0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:33.560
<v Speaker 1>But also like, now that we live in Colorado, I

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:35.600
<v Speaker 1>want to be a homebody. I we live there because

0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 1>we love it there, and I love it there. And

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<v Speaker 1>I used to say when I worked at the hotel

0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 1>and Aspen when I was in college, I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>my life is your vacation, Like people go to Aspen

0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:48.160
<v Speaker 1>to vacation, because people go to Vegas to vacation as well,

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:50.000
<v Speaker 1>but it's like, we live there and so we got

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<v Speaker 1>to spend every day of our lives as if we're

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<v Speaker 1>on vacation in the mountains.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree, I've never felt more at home or at

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<v Speaker 3>peace than I do when we're at our house and

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<v Speaker 3>in Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice, Yeah, nice, Bolence, But I love Italy.

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Italy is pretty great. Jared, you were here recently

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<v Speaker 1>for your honeymoon. Where should we go? Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any recommendations for us? We didn't go to Rome.

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<v Speaker 4>We were in southern Italy, so we were in a

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<v Speaker 4>Malfi Malfi, thank you, Malfy coast, So I have no recommendations.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't been to Rome in like fourteen fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 4>Holy s, I can't believe I'm that old. You get

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<v Speaker 4>an old man, Yeah, because I came here and I

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<v Speaker 4>went there in like two thousand nine than ten something

0:32:29.720 --> 0:32:29.960
<v Speaker 4>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was just graduate in high school. Rome is nice.

0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:33.520
<v Speaker 1>It's just very crowded.

0:32:33.720 --> 0:32:34.280
<v Speaker 2>It's crowded.

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<v Speaker 3>So I plan this trip and I planned two nights

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<v Speaker 3>here and I figured that would be enough. And we

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<v Speaker 3>just explored a little bit today and it feels enough

0:32:41.760 --> 0:32:41.960
<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you needed to hear that, Kaitlin. I agree

0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:47.719
<v Speaker 1>that it's.

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<v Speaker 3>But a very New York city, Like it's so New

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 3>York City. It's like the Italian New York City. I

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:52.720
<v Speaker 3>keep thinking that, and I haven't said that out loud,

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<v Speaker 3>but I really do feel that. I also grew up

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<v Speaker 3>obsessing over Lis Maguire. So my life's dream I was

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<v Speaker 3>a kid was to come to Rome and live out

0:33:02.280 --> 0:33:04.520
<v Speaker 3>everything that she did. And now that I've seen the

0:33:04.600 --> 0:33:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Chervy Fountain and I've seen the thousands of people surrounding it,

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:09.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, Okay, cool, I don't.

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 1>Think it really holds a candle to New York. New

0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:12.720
<v Speaker 1>York is so crowded.

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we're also downe off season, so it's crowded

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:16.200
<v Speaker 2>but not that bad.

0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>My point with the New York comparison was that because

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<v Speaker 4>there's a subway system in Rome, and then I felt

0:33:23.200 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 4>like everybody was speaking English because it's such a touristy place,

0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:28.840
<v Speaker 4>I didn't feel like I was in Italy. I just

0:33:28.840 --> 0:33:32.720
<v Speaker 4>felt like I was like when I'm when I was

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<v Speaker 4>in Venice or when you know we're down in AMALFI like,

0:33:36.920 --> 0:33:39.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, we're in Italy to try.

0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I felt like a tourist.

0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 4>But when I was in Rome, it just felt very

0:33:44.520 --> 0:33:47.240
<v Speaker 4>like Americanized, which is great because it made everything easy

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 4>and everybody speaking speaks English and it's just you know,

0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 4>it's it's catered to tourism, which as it well should be.

0:33:53.760 --> 0:33:56.160
<v Speaker 4>But my point being was like I never felt like, oh, like,

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:59.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm in a foreign land.

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<v Speaker 1>What was I going. Have you guys seen the Colosseum

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:05.200
<v Speaker 1>we're by yesterday, No we didn't.

0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:08.600
<v Speaker 3>We're going to go tonight or tomorrow. We're probably gonna

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:10.360
<v Speaker 3>go for sunrise and try to beat the crowds.

0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:13.359
<v Speaker 1>That's what I remember most because I was in. I

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:13.680
<v Speaker 1>was in.

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<v Speaker 4>I was very much in awe. The Colosseum is quite uh,

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:21.319
<v Speaker 4>the spectacle. It is very very cool to be there,

0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:21.600
<v Speaker 4>and it.

0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Has it has a vibe to it. I mean, I've

0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:25.680
<v Speaker 1>been to room.

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Before once for six hours.

0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:30.520
<v Speaker 1>So I've been here before and I've seen the Colosseum.

0:34:30.680 --> 0:34:33.920
<v Speaker 1>It's beauty. It's great. It's beautiful. I love the sculptures,

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:38.640
<v Speaker 1>all the marble and rock and sculptures and stuff like that.

0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Also and.

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he's seen it.

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 3>It's it's interesting coming to a place like this because

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:50.520
<v Speaker 3>we always Dean is always Dean knows a lot of Spanish,

0:34:50.600 --> 0:34:51.880
<v Speaker 3>and I feel like we're in a lot of Spanish

0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:52.520
<v Speaker 3>speaking countries.

0:34:52.640 --> 0:34:53.320
<v Speaker 1>So good at Spanish.

0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:56.520
<v Speaker 3>He's so good at Spanish. And now I'm leading the way.

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<v Speaker 3>I know very little Italian and I'm.

0:35:00.360 --> 0:35:01.319
<v Speaker 2>Like trying my best.

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:02.320
<v Speaker 1>You know so much Italian.

0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I know, like, how are you you know.

0:35:04.520 --> 0:35:05.520
<v Speaker 1>As much Italian as.

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 2>I ask you?

0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:09.560
<v Speaker 3>No, No, I don't know that much. But it's interesting

0:35:09.640 --> 0:35:11.439
<v Speaker 3>where I'm having to take the lead a little bit more.

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, it's great for your growth as an individual.

0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 1>I think it's nice to be able to like hand

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 1>the reins over and be like, hey, I'm just a

0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:22.839
<v Speaker 1>guest along for the ride, and and you're great at it,

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:26.040
<v Speaker 1>but you still second guess yourself too often. You need

0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:27.560
<v Speaker 1>to be like, this is where we're going, this is

0:35:27.600 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 1>what we're doing. That's what I want. I want to

0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:32.399
<v Speaker 1>I want a wife. It's gonna take charge. Yeah, which

0:35:32.440 --> 0:35:35.080
<v Speaker 1>is which you know. It's great that you're practicing and

0:35:35.120 --> 0:35:35.920
<v Speaker 1>getting better at it.

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:37.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing my best.

0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 3>Also, we ran into a Frenchman yesterday and I always

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:44.080
<v Speaker 3>called you out and I'm like, oh, you speak Spanish?

0:35:44.120 --> 0:35:45.840
<v Speaker 3>Do you know so much Spanish? And so last nineteen

0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:48.640
<v Speaker 3>was like, my wife speaks French. You should have a

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:50.480
<v Speaker 3>conversation with her in French. And I was like, no,

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:51.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't.

0:35:51.120 --> 0:35:52.640
<v Speaker 1>And then we immediately got up from the table in

0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:54.480
<v Speaker 1>the middle of our meal and left because Caitlyn felt

0:35:54.520 --> 0:36:00.719
<v Speaker 1>so uncomfortable. I said, have you been using bab I

0:36:00.760 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 1>have been using babbel.

0:36:01.719 --> 0:36:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Wait I used babbel in the Spanish.

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, Babble's great, so good. I mean, obviously we

0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 1>get paid to say that separately on our social media,

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 1>but it is.

0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:11.600
<v Speaker 2>We wouldn't bring it up if we didn't actually love it.

0:36:11.600 --> 0:36:13.120
<v Speaker 1>It is a good, It is a good. It's a

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:14.600
<v Speaker 1>good language learning platform.

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:17.400
<v Speaker 3>I learned a lot of my Italian and French from Babbel.

0:36:17.480 --> 0:36:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I just need to move to a Spanish speaking country

0:36:19.440 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 1>for a year, and after that year, I'll be able

0:36:21.520 --> 0:36:23.160
<v Speaker 1>to speak Spanish. So I'll see you in a year

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 1>and by the time you see me again, I'll be

0:36:25.000 --> 0:36:29.399
<v Speaker 1>oblowing Espanol all over the place and you're not even

0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:29.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna know.

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:32.440
<v Speaker 4>I like how Dean within the five minutes said I'm

0:36:32.440 --> 0:36:34.160
<v Speaker 4>such a homebody. I just don't want to leave home,

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:36.160
<v Speaker 4>and then five minutes later, I just need to move

0:36:36.200 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 4>to a Spanish speaking entistry of the house and then

0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:40.120
<v Speaker 4>I'll move back home.

0:36:40.360 --> 0:36:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, once Alistair dies, I'm move into somewhere that speaks Spanish. Oh,

0:36:44.080 --> 0:36:44.920
<v Speaker 1>poor Alistair.

0:36:45.320 --> 0:36:47.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that'll be in ten years. Though.

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:50.920
<v Speaker 1>He's lively, Yeah, he's a lively little pup.

0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to do it. For this week's episode of Suckers,

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<v Speaker 1>this has been rubier.

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<v Speaker 2>This has been bubble gum.

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<v Speaker 1>This has been double bubble. Maybe tune in next week

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<v Speaker 1>where we suggest a little bit less

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<v Speaker 2>M hm