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Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome the PODCASTA George, Hi, Sam, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen you in I was actually just about

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Speaker 1: to welcome people to our podcast. Wait, that's crazy because

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Speaker 1: I was going to welcome them to our podcast. Do

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Speaker 1: you think we could do it together? I guess. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's try it. Okay, okay, Hi, Hi, and welcome. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to to Stradio Lab Lab the first podcast, the first

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Speaker 1: podcast hosted hosted by men men. Wow, that was really

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Speaker 1: well coordinated. God, I'm already feeling my voice is in

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Speaker 1: such a gorgeous register today. This. I never talked like this,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? This is? This is I

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Speaker 1: am like gargling, honey. So it's crazy to say something

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Speaker 1: after the word gargling that's not come. Come. So when

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Speaker 1: people say garggling, I think I actually called come honey.

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Speaker 1: Since listening to that Robin song, which is where she's like,

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Speaker 1: she definitely I got you come baby. Yeah, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: sound as catchy when you do say it like that. No,

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Speaker 1: so I kind of see where she was coming from. Well,

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Speaker 1: so this is our podcast a podcast podcast. Difference between

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Speaker 1: podcasts and radio go, oh my god, you're putting me

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Speaker 1: on the spot. Okay, in a podcast, there's no pressure

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Speaker 1: that tone to do anything in any way let's say productive, informative, legitimate, substantial.

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Speaker 1: I would say almost. It's almost like the goal is

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Speaker 1: to kind of like not give to culture, but take

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Speaker 1: from it. Yeah, podcast is to um suck the life

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Speaker 1: out of society and and then and and then leave

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Speaker 1: it as an empty, rotted shell exactly. And then into

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Speaker 1: that shell. We have kind of millennial inspired mail order

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Speaker 1: services and products such as Blue apron Um. What's the

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Speaker 1: one with its therapy therapy. Yeah, it's the one where

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Speaker 1: sort of give you the therapy and they kind of

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Speaker 1: like motor about you. That would be cool. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: bet you. There is someone in Deep Bushwick that does

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Speaker 1: motor boating therapy. And it's like, I have trauma, see Susan,

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Speaker 1: See Susans, you'll motor about it right out, motor boat

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Speaker 1: it right out of you, and you know what it works,

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Speaker 1: and honey, the results are clear. Honestly, just saying that

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Speaker 1: I feel relaxed, I mean, can you imagine. I mean

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Speaker 1: Imagine just a gorgeous pair of breasts enveloping you as

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Speaker 1: you are kind of thinking of all your past uh, drauma's,

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Speaker 1: when I start thinking about those things. I know, and

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Speaker 1: that's why what better arena to do it in? Then,

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Speaker 1: when you're absolutely enveloped in flesh, you're I mean, you're right,

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Speaker 1: of inherently misogynistic that you would find it funny? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing that up with me. I we'll

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Speaker 1: be thinking about that when I am Yeah. Well, there's

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Speaker 1: flashing back to just mere minutes ago when I said,

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Speaker 1: our sponsors, Susan the motor boat therapistiness. We promised her

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Speaker 1: Here's my question. When you were closeted, Yeah, who is

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Speaker 1: the box. Who is yours? Lindsey Lohan? Oh god, I

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Speaker 1: the movie Good Luck Chuck is I think, like one

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Speaker 1: and she has this conject called cruel optimism, and it's

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Speaker 1: that we always want things that are bad for us,

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Speaker 1: and that to me is, uh what podcasting is. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: oh no, you're absolutely right. I definitely do you do

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Speaker 1: but when I think I'm good at something, I will

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Speaker 1: I mean, I bet you. I would be really good

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Speaker 1: at um you know, let's see writing ad copy for

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Speaker 1: millennial brands. Yeah, you would actually crush it. No, I

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Speaker 1: I have not been offered any positions. And that's the

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Speaker 1: same as doing it for ethical reasons. How is teaching

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Speaker 1: good batch. This year they are a really really good batch.

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Speaker 1: That's a very kind of Obama era thing. Yeah, okay, Boomer,

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Speaker 1: So I just think, um, I think college is always

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Speaker 1: it's like yawn, yeah, that's literally you every time you podcast.

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Speaker 1: So I think it'll just kind of be a series

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Speaker 1: to get honey. I welcome it. I dared. And you

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Speaker 1: And you know what, James Blake, I don't boo, what

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Speaker 1: I was like, is this a test? Yeah? Because if so, honey,

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Speaker 1: I passed with flying colors. Yeah, just like every test

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Speaker 1: you take, you freaking nerves got. Sam is obsessed with,

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Speaker 1: like with with making fun of my heightened intellectual capacities.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, what did you say? Her name was? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so our guest and Sam and Sam you know, I've

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Speaker 1: And that is interesting because a lot of our past

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Speaker 1: labed listeners, this is co host Sam Taggert. I know

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Speaker 1: that when you hit play on each episode of Stradio Lab,

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Speaker 1: you expect facts. You expect hard truth, you expect well

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Speaker 1: researched information. And what's about to happen on this podcast

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Speaker 1: is not that you see over and over again. I

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Speaker 1: refer to Lady Gaga's AO as Lady Gaga's John Wayne. Now,

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Speaker 1: many of you know that I'm a huge fan of

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Speaker 1: the Joeann Era. I think it's beautiful. I think it's tasteful.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that I did this on a recording, well,

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Speaker 1: needless to say, my pause were at half messed. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry to everyone who's ever trusted me, and and

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Speaker 1: I hope you can forgive me now. If misinformation is

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Speaker 1: painful for you to hear, please feel free to skip ahead.

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Speaker 1: I don't know when I stop misidentifying Lady AGAs Ao

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Speaker 1: as Lady AGAs John Wayne, but it happens a lot.

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Speaker 1: Please forgive me. XO xo Sam. The tea is getting

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Speaker 1: spoon in the words of Lady Here we Go. Do

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Speaker 1: you guys know that? Does Lady Gotta have a song

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Speaker 1: called here we Go? Thank you? What is that? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you not know the Joanna era? Or she skipped

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Speaker 1: through it? She skipped it, she passed forward through the

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Speaker 1: whole Joann era. Interesting, and I bet you love stupid

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Speaker 1: love and see how you're going to skip through that,

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Speaker 1: but you're gonna be like, I love stupid love. Actually

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Speaker 1: half actually only like shallow eat my asshole, and it's

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Speaker 1: now in time for our segment Eat my asshole. So

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Speaker 1: I'm just that's that's what I sound like, what I'm

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Speaker 1: getting my stop. Okay, everyone stopped. God, that segment always

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Speaker 1: goes south. So we asked you, what do you want

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Speaker 1: your topic of the topic of your episode to be?

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Speaker 1: And and we said, it has to be a topic

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Speaker 1: that that is about straight culture. And we gave some

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Speaker 1: examples from our past. I mean we went deep. We

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Speaker 1: went so deep people were telling us to stop. We

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Speaker 1: I would say we gave over two examples, which is

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Speaker 1: more than most people get. Yeah, most people get just two.

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Speaker 1: And so we said, what topic would you like discuss.

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Speaker 1: It has to be a topic related to straight culture,

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Speaker 1: you said, and I'll never forget. I'll actually I will

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Speaker 1: never know. I will never forget. And I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: forget and I won't. And you know what, I actually

457
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Speaker 1: have a terrible memory, but this is something I won't forget.

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Speaker 1: Suddenly I'm an elephant. I'm remembering. Yeah. No, I mean

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Speaker 1: I wish I could forget. Wow. Wow, I would say,

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Speaker 1: this piece of information will kind of like generational trauma,

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Speaker 1: go down my family tree. My great grandkids will wake

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Speaker 1: up in a cold sweat thinking about thinking about what

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Speaker 1: undressed said earlier. And so we asked you, what topic

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Speaker 1: do you want to talk about? That's really a straight culture.

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Speaker 1: And you said, and you can say it now bisexuality

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Speaker 1: And you said you said bisexuality. Wow, now already the

467
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Speaker 1: ultimate straight thing to do is to be bisexual, right.

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Speaker 1: Expand on that, Um, you know, like people were like,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to experiment and I'm ready to be, um,

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Speaker 1: sort of horny because as we all know, street people

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Speaker 1: aren't actually horny. There are when you say people are

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Speaker 1: sort of horny, which is what you said, sort of horny. Yeah,

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00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: that is exactly what they are. Yeah. And so when

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Speaker 1: they want to like up their game sort of level up,

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Speaker 1: they love being By. Yeah. So true, so so true. Um,

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Speaker 1: and it's sort of it's just very funny to me,

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Speaker 1: and um, I love all of them. Yeah. Here's when

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Speaker 1: I find out that someone who I thought was straight

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Speaker 1: is By. I'm in heaven. Oh my god, I love I.

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Speaker 1: I say it's the adult snow day. I think it's

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Speaker 1: it makes me feel like there's magic in the world.

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Speaker 1: There is hope. I experience with a friend of the

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Speaker 1: Pod and Meg Stalter interesting. When I found out she

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Speaker 1: was BY, I was like, Babe, yes, when people are By, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's wrong wrong By. It's iconic. Uh, this is this

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Speaker 1: is actually buck, we're bisexuality and you're anti explaining ant hot.

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Speaker 1: Now I'll be anti hoo cares. Um, I've been dating

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Speaker 1: a lot of bye boys this month, month, this month,

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Speaker 1: and how many okay, dating a lot this month? Um,

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Speaker 1: and every single one of them, and maybe that is

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Speaker 1: it's just me. Um, every one of them has been like, um,

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Speaker 1: I want to keep these platonic. And then I automatically

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Speaker 1: go like, oh, so you're straight, and so we like

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Speaker 1: have a fight. I love that rank. All the bye

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Speaker 1: boys you've been dating? Uh no, I mean I will immediately,

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Speaker 1: I will, but I'm like, not your question. How many

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Speaker 1: by boys have you dated this month? Three? Three? Where

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Speaker 1: are you doing on? I Lets take February because March

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Speaker 1: just started. Um, oh my god. This they can't know

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Speaker 1: what day or time or year Christmas, Hey guys, happy holiday.

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Speaker 1: So I'm why do you hate by people? Well, obviously

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Speaker 1: it's this season. You know it is true that the

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Speaker 1: holidays are this season to be bi phobic. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: really Christianity focused. What's the best time of year for

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Speaker 1: by people? Defall, Okay, so you date by boys, would

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Speaker 1: you say that's your type? No? No, your Australians coming out.

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00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: You're trying to hide it. Um, they're not. But they've

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Speaker 1: really come into the woodwork this month for me that

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, everyone wants to play with me, but

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Speaker 1: no one wants to, like, um, go to lunch. Sure,

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Speaker 1: they want to rent, they don't want to buy. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry if they want to keep a platonic what's

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Speaker 1: more platonic than lunch? That's true, that's actually but I

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Speaker 1: don't want to put that on the damn T shirt.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what's more platonic than lunch? That's actually one

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Speaker 1: of very scary Oh honey, platonic? Well, what's more platonic

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Speaker 1: than lunch? That's our catchphrase? I was about to say

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Speaker 1: that's one of Reese Witherspoon's. So in the previous episode,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about Reeseatherspoon's line. You don't have to know

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Speaker 1: what kind of line it is. She has a line.

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Speaker 1: She has a line, and she's a line. She has

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Speaker 1: a line, and um, I think her next thing is

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Speaker 1: a giant beach bag, like a toad bag for the

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Speaker 1: beach and it's so big, and yeah, what's more platonic

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Speaker 1: than lunch? I see? From me? I see Reese withather

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Speaker 1: Spoon and behind HER's like a huge spider and she

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Speaker 1: says and she says, Mama, this is the worldwide Web.

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Speaker 1: This is the world Web Web. I see sort of,

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Speaker 1: um a big big bracelet and on it it says, um,

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Speaker 1: corn fields and cocktails, yummy, yummy, Justin Bieber. Yeah. Now

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Speaker 1: Reese Witherspoon, is she buy? She's straight? She's like furiously straight. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Who's the most famous by person you can think of? Oh? Yeah, um?

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00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: I thought of Barney immediately. Oh I thought of Pink. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think she's She is on record as being by.

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Speaker 1: You can be on record being by. I've never done it,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Okay, but that is a

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Speaker 1: form of bi erasure is I'm fine with doing that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like that's bira short. Yeah, I know that was my

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Speaker 1: intention this. So Lady Ganga, Lady Gaga, is she? I mean? Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: Let's say some who is the most famous by a

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Speaker 1: person who is uh document, who is documented and has

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00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: dated in public a different person of at least two

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Speaker 1: people of different genders. I'm thinking like Ellis Island, Like

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Speaker 1: who is the first person like Andy Dick yeah, he

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Speaker 1: can't be the most famous by person that is not

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Speaker 1: a world want to live. I just I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: like people that are like on record, yes, like whole

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Speaker 1: deal was like Carter. Oh wait I Amber heard Aaron

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Speaker 1: Carter is not by by him? He will respond, have

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Speaker 1: you dem him? No? Honestly scared. Wait Amber heard, Who's well?

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00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: I guess that puts a wrench in my theory. This

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00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: is your friend or something. In the Olympics, she was

553
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: married to Johnny. She's an actress. She was married to

554
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: Johnny depp Um. She has dated both men and women.

555
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: She was in her Smell Strang Lizweth Mama's Best Movie.

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00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: Rose McGowan m yeah, good for her. Yeah, she's on record.

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00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: She definitely has a bi vibe. She's like bald. Oh right,

558
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: did you say she's bald? Shaves her head. We have

559
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: to find people that are more famous. I'm sorry, no offense,

560
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: Rose McCowen. I mean, like, look like this is but um,

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00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 1: I don't know them. I'm not actively what we should

562
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: be thinking. I was like, who is the straightest person

563
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: in the world? Do you know who's the most famous

564
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 1: straight person? And be like you're by Tom Cruise. Yeah

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00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: he's by, Oh he's by, Yeah, but he's not can

566
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Speaker 1: you be out? Like? Can you be He's not out By.

567
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: He's like the opposite of Guga, the opposite of Goga,

568
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Speaker 1: Tom Cruise, opposite of if you're by. You can either

569
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,959
Speaker 1: be a Tom Cruise type or a Lady type because

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00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: he's like off the record by, but then he's like

571
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: only acting on it, you know, Yeah, And then Lady

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Speaker 1: Goga is on the record by desperate to act on it,

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Speaker 1: but it just isn't happening. Undress, the Three By it's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, the three Little Pigs. I don't know them specific,

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely familiar with. Then there's a new progressive children's

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Speaker 1: book that I'm writing called The Three Bye Boys that

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Speaker 1: my friend Undress dated Plug. Yes, absolutely and sorry that

578
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: there's a pigeon that keeps making noise. But Undress, I

579
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Speaker 1: want you to if you were writing a chldren's book

580
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: and you were inspired by the Three By Boys that

581
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Speaker 1: you dated this month, what exaggerated kind of personality traits

582
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: would you give them? Based on reality? But you can

583
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: kind of go off to kind of give them different

584
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: personalities to explain your absolutely sick life style of dating

585
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: bye boys to a poor child that did not ask

586
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 1: for this. Rock star is exaggerated rock star nice Okay,

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00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 1: that was one. Okay? Um uh, prison reform or prison

588
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: reforms reformer. Yeah, I love that job at home with mom? Okay, okay,

589
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: So we have the rocks rock star, prison reformer and

590
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 1: at home with mom. Okay, wait, if you had to say, um,

591
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: one of them taught you love, one of them taught

592
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: you patients the time? Which did rock star taught me? Paine? Okay, Wow,

593
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: that's very rock star. It is very rock star, very lady.

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00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: Got goa, um love the prison reformer. That makes sense, okay.

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00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: And was the other one at home with mom taught

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Speaker 1: you patients? Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah, Okay, that's really Now if

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Speaker 1: you were to assign each of them either father, son

598
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: or Holy Spirit? Got it? Holy Spirit is um the

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00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 1: what's it called? Rock star? Yeah? Person reformers, Holy Spirit

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Speaker 1: absolutely or Daddy. But the God, the God one God,

601
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: the Father, God Daddy, Daddy, Daddy God God God um um.

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00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: The prison reform one has to be the Father, and

603
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,359
Speaker 1: then the rock star has to be Jesus Christ because

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00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: he died in the cross and I would love to

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Speaker 1: see that happened to him? Um, and the other one

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Speaker 1: is the ghost Okay, okay, I've got one yeah, okay,

607
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: if one of them is reduced, one of them is reusing,

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00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: one of them is recycled. Which ones which I would

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00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: love to reuse? The rock star? Wait? I have a

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00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: question though, started the one that you want to see crucified?

611
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: So you want him? You because it seems to me

612
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: like he's the one you that kind of hurt you

613
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: the most or that you like the least, but you

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00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: do want to reuse him? Yeah, I mean Jesus Christ

615
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: comes back. I don't know if you know, but really profound.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, So he's reused, he's reused, reduced the um,

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Speaker 1: the stay at home with Mom? Okay, risk and then

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00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: recycle me and middle school? Wait? What was the other one?

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Speaker 1: Got it? Okay? Um? Recycle would be prison reformer? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do one more want okay, and I'll give you

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Speaker 1: two options. You can either do a classic fun Mary

622
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: kill or you can do stop dropping roll. Okay, stop

623
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:09,919
Speaker 1: dropping roll? Um for the prison reformer drop I would

624
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: drop okay, definitely get get down on the floor, baby,

625
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: really drop roll roll? I would do the rock star stop.

626
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 1: I would do the at home at home with mom. Yeah. Wow,

627
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 1: that was quite a segment and that was insane. You

628
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: answer those questions so honestly, you know, and I what

629
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 1: was I'm realizing I kind of realized mid segment, like

630
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: this is very fresh for you. These are people you

631
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 1: literally just dated, and we are making you kind of,

632
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: like fully make jokes about them. I do it all

633
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: the time. Are you feeling safe all the time? You

634
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: should only see my fence to it's literally dedicated to

635
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: these boys. And I'm like, I hate this person. No,

636
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: it's very fun, it's very light, it's whatever. So I really,

637
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: I truly don't want to make you keep talking about

638
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: people you've recently dated. Um, so, oh, I'll say this,

639
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: you're next, bye boy. Unfortunately, what do you envision he

640
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: will be like you can sort of Frankenstein. Um well,

641
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: I'll turn it on you. What do you think I

642
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: should That's a that's actually unfair. I mean, here's what

643
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: I will say about you. Yes, I agree already I

644
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: think that you need someone unfortunately who is simple, because

645
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: I think, despite what I said before, and this is

646
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: me being a genuine I do think you are an

647
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: extremely interesting and multifaceted person, and I think it would

648
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: be too much for you to date someone who is

649
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: also interesting in multi facet would you agree? How does

650
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: that make you feel? I would love a simple boy. Dave,

651
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: come on out. Hello, So Dave, this is undressed we

652
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: were talking about now Dave. M hmm, what do you do? Um?

653
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: I work at a marketing company doing um marketing. Wow,

654
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: that's really cool. And know you're hot. Dave? That was

655
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: your name. My name is Dave. It's short for David.

656
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: Whoa babe. Let's get married. I think you're going to

657
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: make me the happiest man on earth. This is season

658
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: two of Love is Blind. Um, he get married, but

659
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: I will divorce you in like two years, and that

660
00:46:55,400 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 1: is your choice. Okay, well I just heard the microwave ding.

661
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: My burrito is done, cooking, stone cooking. Such a simple

662
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: man where everyone here is wet? Hey, guys, what happened

663
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: to my husband? A husband? Congrats? He's simple? Yeah? Oh

664
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: too simple? Did we go too far? I think with

665
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: the set up? I don't know. I mean, I'm happy

666
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: to date him and him let's you know. What I

667
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: didn't like about him was he was like a marketing person.

668
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: I mean not that that's bad, it's just like I

669
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: don't want to date a social media person. Well, you know,

670
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: there's a lot of forms of marketing. It's not necessarily social. Yeah.

671
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:58,240
Speaker 1: He does telemarketing. Oh okay, I'm back on board. Yeah cool,

672
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: he does very predatory tell marketing. Yeah. He calls really

673
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: old people, the elderly, the elderly and sells them dangerous

674
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: weight loss pills. It's speed and you know what, he's

675
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: really good at it. Okay, I'm on board. Yeah. I

676
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 1: think I thought you would like that. Yeah. Yeah, well

677
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: I know how much you like you know, uh, you know,

678
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:34,479
Speaker 1: kind of like dishonesty and specifically targeting the elderly. Yeah yeah,

679
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: I mean they've they've lived so long, right, It's like, okay, next,

680
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: I mean thank you. Next. One taught me, one taught

681
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:54,439
Speaker 1: me patience. TikTok, I love TikTok. Wow. Well, so we've

682
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: analyzed the three by boys that you've already dated. Have

683
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: you ever been by honest once? I was by once,

684
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: I was by once. I have a question for you.

685
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: Do you date m men only? Sure? No, I don't

686
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 1: specifically only date sis men doesn't make sense, but I

687
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: didn't say, Oh, I see what you're saying. Sure, yes,

688
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: that does make sense. Okay, so you date and you

689
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: date trans men, but you also date non binary people.

690
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: Got it? So not by so not by But in

691
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: fact that points to one of the reasons why bisexuality

692
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: is inherently problematic in some people's eyes, because it reinforces

693
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: the binary And now we're just going to table that

694
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: disgussion for a different time. Can you imagine if you're

695
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 1: just you were welcome to no. No. Also, if any

696
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: other by people want to date me, like I'm for it,

697
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: I will just like yeah, I mean you look about

698
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:17,479
Speaker 1: it on podcasts. Yeah, yeah, here's hot. Take My people

699
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: are better at sex by men specifically, are better at

700
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: some times. By men are definitely better at They're so

701
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 1: good at sex because they treat you like a woman

702
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: in a way that is like, thank you, this is

703
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 1: how I want to feel. No, thank you, keep going,

704
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,919
Speaker 1: thank you, stay, thank you, stay thank you. Yeah. Well,

705
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 1: we know someone who has been on this podcast talking

706
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: about how much incredible sex he has with his bisexual boyfriend.

707
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: That's hot, that's great. Wait, who are you being serious? Wait?

708
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: Literally wait literally who there was someone on this podcast

709
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: that told us that he and his bisexual boyfriend an

710
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 1: average of a one to day, and then he clarified

711
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: that it was full penetrative sex and sometimes twice a

712
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: day and sometimes twice a day. Who is this king?

713
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: This is amazing. I mean, the cat's out of the bag.

714
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,879
Speaker 1: It's Pat Regan. Shut up. Oh that's amazing, right, that's

715
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: amazing because he was like an average of once a day,

716
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: and they're like once a day and he's like, well, yeah,

717
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: but it's not always like once a day. It can

718
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: be like one day no times and then the next

719
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: day twice and we're like, oh, yeah, that's fine. Yeah,

720
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: that makes total sense. Sometimes bye boys can be bad

721
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: if they're like newly by, do you know what I'm saying? Sure,

722
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: because they're like nervous, yeah, and I'm like, shut the

723
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: fucking like, just do it. Well, there are two types

724
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: of bye boys drag them. Either they are incredible at

725
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:48,479
Speaker 1: sex and have really interesting bone structure, or they love

726
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:58,280
Speaker 1: board games. Yeah, maps, maps, maps, board games. Oh my god,

727
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: you're so right, the two types of buying men. Damn,

728
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: I forgot about that whole demographic. Yeah, well hicks, yeah, yeah,

729
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: like um kind of like they love. It's a very

730
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: like scientific approach exactly. It's like, well, of course I

731
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: like this and I like this, and it's like, well,

732
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: it's not of course, like you're potentially it's of course,

733
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: and like, well, you know, if you think about it,

734
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: it's like, no, I don't want to think about it.

735
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:36,439
Speaker 1: I've never thought about anything. Yeah, like different things being queer.

736
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: Being queer is about thinking less, not more. Yeah, it's

737
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: sort of being like, we get it, move on. Yeah. Yeah.

738
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: And what we're doing now is creating an unwelcoming space

739
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 1: for bisexuals. I won't give a fuck. I'm ready to

740
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: fight anyone. Is that true? Yeah? Have you been in

741
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 1: a fight before with who? Um? In middle school and

742
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: in high school? I used to fight in bathrooms? Who

743
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: Would you start it? Or would they started? They would

744
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,439
Speaker 1: start it? But I like, oh, this is so fun.

745
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:13,919
Speaker 1: You liked it? Yeah, you liked it? Didn't you a pig? Fight? Pig? Pig?

746
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 1: But don't make me bleed? Um? Did you punch people? Yeah?

747
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: That's crazy. You know you can be arrested for that

748
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: now I can be arrested. I mean, I guess you

749
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: can now be arrested for doing it in middle school

750
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: they could do arrested him and be like you're going yeah,

751
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: and the words of Sam Taggert police me. Well, anything

752
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 1: else you want to say about bixual Yeah? I love it.

753
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah too. Here's the thing. Yeah, and here's what I

754
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: let's say about bisexuality. As much as we already said

755
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: that it, you know, is problematic because it reinforces the binary.

756
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: Then when people are like, oh, I'm pan sexual, I'm like,

757
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: shut up up, just say you're horny, and I'm like

758
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: fine with that. I'm like, okay, cool, You're like it's

759
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: like we all know that if you're by it doesn't

760
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: mean you only like people know. That was such a

761
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:29,359
Speaker 1: weird debate. We get it. We're not chill. Everybody chill

762
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: shut everyone like, not just some like David, but like

763
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: literally everyone chill. So you did see Dave? Interesting? Wait, Sam,

764
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: what were you and Dave doing after I fight? I

765
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: who will take you down? Nothing? He just wanted me

766
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom with him, That's all. Oh

767
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: that sounds chill to me. I'll say, you have to.

768
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's time for one of your famous fights.

769
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: Do you think it's um? I think it's a Do

770
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,959
Speaker 1: you think it's a false stereotype that m gay people

771
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: don't fight. Gay people fight all the time, physically, physically, verbally. Um,

772
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 1: that's sort of what they're all about. Cyber fiber. They

773
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:34,399
Speaker 1: fight fiber, no cyber cyber fighting. I fight pure for men,

774
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 1: pure for men. I want to do it. I've been

775
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: doing it. Oh do you love what's pure for men?

776
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: It's like a fiber supplement for them? A yeah, have

777
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: you done it? Okay, No, I haven't done it. But George,

778
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: what's your experience been? Like? How to different from other

779
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: like supplements? I have no idea. Sorry, Sorry, I thought

780
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: I thought I was at a doctor's office right now.

781
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, hold on, Like, I'm not. I'm

782
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: not a brand ambassador. I just like heard about this

783
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: pill and started taking how like man branded? Is it? Like?

784
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: Is it like? Is it like? No, it's gay branded? Right?

785
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: But like are they leaning into like like they lean

786
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: into like it's like but the commercials and ads for

787
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: it are like you're in a if you're in a pickle,

788
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,280
Speaker 1: you don't want to mess you know, it's very like cheeky.

789
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: I would say, we'll compare it to like remember that. Yeah,

790
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: it's like the gay version of that. It's like he

791
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: we're pooping, like he we're having anyal we're talking about it.

792
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I hated those poopers. Yeah, it's like,

793
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: let me fucking smell when I poop. Yeah, I hate

794
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: the pooper reads. I hate the squatty potty ads. No,

795
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: I think we should it. I'll be using squatty I mean,

796
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: I definitely want to. I'm a I am a brand

797
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: ambassador for squatty potty. You know. Actually, but I never

798
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: told you. You told me to buy a squatty potty.

799
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: I purchased one and then it got stolen from my building.

800
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: Your male always gets stolen. Well, this happened like like

801
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: at the same time. It was like the same that

802
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: order that I that you're referring to, was placed, like

803
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: at the same time that I did this other thing,

804
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 1: and then both neither of those things showed up for

805
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:31,919
Speaker 1: the listeners. Um, George, and I know I'm right here

806
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: and me can can we talk? Sorry? Sorry, I'll be

807
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: over here. Um, George keeps me abreast of all his orders,

808
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: just sort of double check with him to make sure

809
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: he's receiving them. Um, so that's kind of why I

810
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: know about it, or what if we found out that

811
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 1: you have been the ones stealing my mail this whole time,

812
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: and like, in fact, this is just a plan, Like

813
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: I tell you what it's you're weirdly like, wait, George,

814
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 1: Like friendship is knowing each other's orders, so I always

815
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: I always tell you when I order something, and then

816
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: it never shows up, and then you're like gasolating me

817
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: into thinking that, wow, you have such a weird Actually

818
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,439
Speaker 1: it's literally Munchausen, but for stealing package is because you're

819
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: doing it. But then you're like consoling me. Yeah, Munchausen

820
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: by proxy Colon Package Edition, Gypsy Roses screaming this Gypsy

821
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: Rose is like my squatty Pody never got and you

822
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: know she needs it. And you know, honey, she needs

823
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 1: it because she also has much as my proxy and

824
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 1: she's not pooping regularly. Get what's her name? Get Chipsy

825
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: Rose on Pure she would love. She's in your Brandon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's in jail. Wait, I'm fine, who locked her up?

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Speaker 1: The authorities? What if anyone could lock you like Samantha did.

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Speaker 1: Samantha locked her up. I tried telling her not to,

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Speaker 1: but she was like, I'm going to do it anyway,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, is a freelance police officer.

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Speaker 1: She's in PR, but sometimes she does like she does

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Speaker 1: PR to pay the bills. But but I love, I

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Speaker 1: love it's cool. Oh it does that pay? Well? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's it's you know, it's happy. It's something that I like.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know, somebody's I'll get twenty dollars here there,

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Speaker 1: but like it's mostly just because I like it. I'm

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Speaker 1: a lawyer. You know she's on our first day. Oh god, well,

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Speaker 1: definitely give a big shout out to Samantha. Don't let

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Speaker 1: her meet your bye boy who's a prison reformer who

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Speaker 1: absolutely her. Fine, yes, so maybe I'll let it happen. Um. Okay,

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Speaker 1: any by people that have listened to this and have

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Speaker 1: a problem with anything that we've said, if it was inaccurate, um,

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Speaker 1: feel free to message andre'scobia on any social media platform.

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Speaker 1: They will fuck you. So we're gonna funk. That's cool.

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Speaker 1: Can Your type is bisexuals who are into humiliation, and

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Speaker 1: so you first completely erased their experiences and kind of

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Speaker 1: like them. But let's kiss and now it doesn't matter

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Speaker 1: if you're a rock star or a prison reformer or

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Speaker 1: at home with mom. It doesn't matter if you're gay,

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Speaker 1: straight or by lesbian transgender live. We're on the right.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's no matter gay straighter, by lesbian transgender life.

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Speaker 1: There's always that thing about that song where she's like,

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Speaker 1: I wrote it in like ten minutes since like shows

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Speaker 1: capital H. I am am, I do love that that song.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H.

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Speaker 1: And she is so stupid in the perfect way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's the best. That song fills me with joy

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01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: because I'm like, this is bad, and I love that.

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Speaker 1: Every song is bad that she puts up, but she

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Speaker 1: does it with so much like um sincerity. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: just like this is amazing. And I'm like John was

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Speaker 1: dead for years and you and your grandma was like

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Speaker 1: okay with it, didn't care, did not care less, was like,

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Speaker 1: who oh she died. Here we go, here we go, banel,

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Speaker 1: yel you know what I can't no, never mind, never

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Speaker 1: say it. You're already there, Sam, I forgot Okay, Wow,

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Speaker 1: are you Joanne's memory because I've already forgotten you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Ouch. Actually, oh, I've had faster than you game.

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Speaker 1: It's stuck in my head all day. Wait, actually don't

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Speaker 1: know what that is. I've had the same song. It's

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Speaker 1: the same. How do you know you haven't listened to

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01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 1: you have any I will say I'm going to come

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01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: out as truly not having listened to Joanne the full album.

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01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to. I've listened to I've

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01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 1: listened to listen to the full album. I definitely haven't.

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01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 1: I have at least like or twice pass up. I

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01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: mean Joann is his favorite era. Oh really yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: very bye of you. Honestly though, I do love Joanne.

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01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: I think the album is it's really good. Well, I

883
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,959
Speaker 1: love Greggio Girls. You're gonna love Joanne. I love Griggio Girls.

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01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 1: You sound insane? Yeah, Like, why don't you just move

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Speaker 1: to l A and become a Twitter gay? There? You

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01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: fucking basic didn't try? Oh I love Greggio Girls. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Literally went literally went to l A for two months

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Speaker 1: trying to be a Twitter game and then with kicked out.

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Speaker 1: And that's not a lot of okay, cool. I've been

890
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Speaker 1: saying the words Sonja Blade a lot all day to day,

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01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: and she sort of by Porto Kombat. Yeah. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what that is. It's a video game. It's a

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01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 1: video game. I can say something. Both our guests today

894
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: have been gamers from Texas. I'm not okay, I'll take it. Yeah,

895
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 1: are you not a gamer? I'm not really, but like

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01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 1: I love watching people play. It's the funnest thing in

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01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 1: the world. So you're like, um, a gamer in the

898
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: baby um. I recently watched this interview with Diane von Furstenberg.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about Andy Warhall and she goes the thing

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Speaker 1: with him. He was in her Yeah, yeah, her husband's gage.

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Speaker 1: You know that by really you know what he probably

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Speaker 1: is by us and you know, and you know, actually

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01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: that might have more sense. Well, I think we've covered bisexuality. Yeah,

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01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: and if I have to say, we're focused on by men,

905
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 1: which actually is an active is like an act of

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01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: radical activism in and of itself, because usually women are

907
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:44,600
Speaker 1: overrepresented him by sexual communities drag them yeah yeah, but

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01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 1: in fact by sexual women are the most privileged class

909
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: in this country. By sexual women, and then straight men,

910
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: and then you know, everyone else. Warren is by right.

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01:04:55,960 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: And but but Bailey the dog is straight. Ye, but

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Speaker 1: you know that curious. Well, we'll catch a finger if

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Speaker 1: she needs. We should do our final Steve, Yeah, I'm ready. Um.

914
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 1: This segment is called shoutouts, and we, you know, give

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01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: a shout out to literally anything, um and do it

916
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 1: sort of in the style. You gotta imagine you're at

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Speaker 1: t R L Times Square. It's two thousand one and

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01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: you're shouting out to you know, your hometown if you will, um,

919
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Speaker 1: and we'll go first and show you what it is

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01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 1: we do. George, do you have one? I just thought

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Speaker 1: of one. I fully I'm going to wing it. Hey, listeners,

922
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to my earbuds.

923
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 1: Do you see people these days walking around with the

924
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 1: air pods which do not have any cords attached to them?

925
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: And to that, I say a get the funk out

926
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: of here. I think AirPods are bad, and I think

927
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: we need to go back to chords and make America

928
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:17,480
Speaker 1: great again. And in fact, vote for Ted Cruise. And

929
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 1: also thank you Tim Cook, the first gay CEO of

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01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: a major corporation, and for that reason, bisexuals are canceled. Wow.

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01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:42,600
Speaker 1: That was amazing. That was really powerful. Um, okay, what's up, listeners.

932
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: I want to give a quick shout out to automobiles.

933
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: You are so useful for getting out of the city. Like,

934
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,920
Speaker 1: if I had all the money in the world, the

935
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 1: first thing I would buy would be a car. It

936
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 1: would be a pickup truck because I want to live

937
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: a fantasy in which I am Dave the bisexual. I

938
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:09,240
Speaker 1: love cars. I feel bad because obviously I don't have one,

939
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,640
Speaker 1: and they're they're bad for like the world. But one

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01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: day I believe we can find cars for everyone and

941
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: they can be run on water, which will have plenty

942
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 1: of because it's the good future and not a bad future.

943
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: I love cars. I love the industry that is auto

944
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,240
Speaker 1: you're Henry Ford. Oh wow, Sorry, that was Henry Ford's

945
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:45,120
Speaker 1: famous speech. Thank you, Henry. This is your last word. Hey,

946
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,520
Speaker 1: with that people out of the world. I shouldn't say

947
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 1: quick shout out to the movie Ghostwriter because because when

948
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,840
Speaker 1: I get home, I want to watch it and I've

949
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 1: been having a hard time watching it because it doesn't

950
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 1: make sense and I think Nicolas Cage is by in

951
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 1: this movie but decides not to really talk about it,

952
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 1: and so um, I just want to give a quitch

953
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: out out for him, because I still don't think he's

954
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 1: doing that well. And I think, um, if he had

955
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,560
Speaker 1: like a friend or someone like you needs to like,

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01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, kiss and we could like cook up,

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01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 1: that would be really cool. Um, so thanks so much.

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01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 1: Nicolas Cage is by Yeah, well all of his he

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01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:27,000
Speaker 1: is straight, but all of his characters are by Yes, agreed, Ye,

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01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:31,040
Speaker 1: his hairline is by and his hairline is by and

961
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:34,720
Speaker 1: then the fandom around him is by. Like, if you

962
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 1: are a fan of his, yeah, all three of your

963
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 1: bye boys, they're like, he's a really interesting actor. Yeah, huh.

964
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,679
Speaker 1: It's interesting how people can be straight but then everything

965
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 1: about them is by. Yeah. It just goes to show.

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01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: It does just go to show. That's a really good point.

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01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: It does go to that don't ask you you know,

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01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 1: it goes to don't ask but show, don't ask, but

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01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 1: please show. Yeah, don't show, tell, tell, don't don't don't don't,

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01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 1: don't don't tell, don't tell, show, don't don't don't tell tell.

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01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 1: Huh wait wait, don't show. Wait wait don't tell, wait

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01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 1: wait wait don't wait wait, don't show tell with Terry

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Speaker 1: gross m thank you, and that's our podcast. Shout out

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Speaker 1: oh Man,