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Speaker 2: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry, and we tell

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we do.

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Speaker 1: And Sam, I have to ask you, you know, there's

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Speaker 1: this wild world of crypto and investing out there. What's

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean like fifty percent down in the last month,

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Speaker 2: that's true. So I lost like five six grand a crypto,

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Speaker 2: which you know, like it sounds like a lot and

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking too, Like it doesn't honestly, the

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Speaker 2: Mean, like that's how you should be investing generally anyway.

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Speaker 2: It should It should be for long term, and you're

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Speaker 3: Also, just the stress, like I don't want to deal

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Speaker 3: record silly internet videos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're already tracking the stock that is TikTok views.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't need to do another thing to

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Speaker 2: Free Why do you ask about crypto, Well, we actually

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Speaker 2: have a very saucy, spicy crypto story for the good people.

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Speaker 3: Today, spice of life, let's hear it. Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: My mom thinks I'm stealing her bitcoin now she wants

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Speaker 2: That's not how it works. Do you keep those keys private?

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Speaker 2: Those are your private keys.

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Speaker 3: It's you know, not to be shared.

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Speaker 2: Don't show your privates. That's what I always say, at

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe in private, you know, maybe the private keys

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Speaker 3: It's always that cool cousin that does it, you know.

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Speaker 1: Although none of my cousins have showed me crypto, I

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Speaker 3: Oh what, people profiting from crypto? Who to funk it?

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Speaker 1: So she made a deal with me. I multiply her

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Speaker 1: Not bad as a victim of the pandemic and sheer

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Speaker 1: Now, since I'm using my personal account, I decided to

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Speaker 2: Also, like, you know, you should be managing your money,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, you should have some sort of semblance of

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Speaker 2: Hmmmm, it doesn't sound like this person's invested in understanding

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Speaker 1: I had sleepless nights researching on potential tokens, which paid

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Speaker 2: Been there and done that when you haven't even been

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Speaker 3: You literally have someone else doing it for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Now, I respect the fact that I was playing with

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Speaker 2: The Wild West of Crypto. You're up one day, you're

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Speaker 3: I'd be like, Mom, who's up for thirty six hours dude? Research? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so sadly, it then became a vicious cycle of

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Speaker 1: Every time I listened to her decisions, we would lose

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Speaker 1: And she suddenly demanded that I give her my personal

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Speaker 2: Keep your private's private exact sell goes showing that to

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Speaker 1: Not She wanted to see all the transaction that happened

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Speaker 3: OPI is not making a fool out of you.

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Speaker 2: You are making a fool out of yourself by not

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Speaker 1: She said things like that's just money and started threatening

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Speaker 3: Touch that accow or owls. Mom was getting a I mean,

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Speaker 1: It's been living hell on earth since I started sleeping

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Speaker 3: Nothing was stolen.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't make a second account for her because this

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Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 2: You do not give your passwords crypto or otherwise to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, if you just want to like give

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Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, you you will be funding us with with

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