1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,960 Speaker 1: Well, if you're looking for the on demand channel, I 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: think you know by now the morning show is on vacation. 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: What up it is, Garrett. I'm hoping you're getting to 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: enjoy some time off around the fourth of July holiday 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: as well. Hot Dogs Hamburgers, sitting by the pool binge 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 1: listening to some of your favorite shows and podcasts like ours. Now, 7 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,319 Speaker 1: we don't want to give you old shows on the 8 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: on demand channel that we're on the radio from this week, 9 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,319 Speaker 1: so we figured let's feature some shows you might have 10 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 1: not heard of on our channel, like our podcast from 11 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: the Elvis Dean Presents catalog. Next up, fedge Ham. Fedge 12 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: Ham is a podcast that doesn't have a meeting, was 13 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 1: created by Greg T, Danielle and myself. Let's bring you 14 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: back to episode one. There's not many of these to 15 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: binge listen to, so you could probably do it in 16 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: like three hours. But episode one fedge Ham, Greg T, 17 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: Danielle and me. Here you go head one, two, three, five, Okay, 18 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:09,040 Speaker 1: all right, today's March nineteen. You guys ready ready? Episode 19 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: one fetch Ham? Are you ready? What did he say? 20 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: What did they say? What does she say? Having a 21 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: good day? Metch Ham? You know. I don't like the 22 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: way he says that end. Why is fed Ham? How 23 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 1: do you already have a problem we did? This is 24 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: our first podcast. We've not even been here for two 25 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: seconds and you're already complaining. Well because the way that 26 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: the voice guy said at the end, like you know 27 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: that would be Stacks, not the voice guy. I'm just saying, 28 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: fedch Ham. You know you should be like, there's fetcham. Okay, 29 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: I think it's fine. Do you think it's fine? I 30 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: think it's fine. Al Right, guys, welcome to episode one 31 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: of fedch Ham in is March the ninete. I'm great 32 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: t we got Daniel Manaro and of course we've got 33 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: all you guys will definitely know us from the five 34 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: am pre morning show. That's only if you listen to 35 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 1: New York which one you can tell me I haven't, Yeah, 36 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: you got. You gotta turn it down a little bit. 37 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: Why don't ask questions? Just follow because I will explain 38 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: everything to you. But then you'll be You'll it'll go 39 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 1: in one year out the other like it already did 40 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 1: ten minutes ago. It was the first thing I said 41 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: before we hit start listen, please lower the bed. Okay, 42 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: here's here's what everybody has to understand. So we're in 43 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: the studio. Now, that's not here's the five Am pre 44 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: Morningshow studio, and nor is it the Elvis Story Morningshow studio. 45 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,959 Speaker 1: So when I walked into here, Danielle Garret's like, hey, man, 46 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,919 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to sit there and work the board. 47 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, what are you talking about on 48 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: the five AM show? Because you know it's been Here's 49 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: the thing. He knows you're gonna have overmodulation. The beds 50 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: are not gonna work, the sound's gonna be off. You know, 51 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: he's carried are concerned. And my first direction to him was, hey, 52 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: when you start the intro to to this, just lower 53 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: the bed a little bit so our voices could be 54 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: heard over the music. Maybe it's like an education. This 55 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: is this is what's called the bed ladies, gentle yes. 56 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: So what greg t does is keeps the level where 57 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: it is already. First direction, Well, what I want to 58 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 1: know is this, Garrett, if I see because now what 59 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,359 Speaker 1: what the audience also doesn't know is that in front 60 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 1: of me, I see these digital lights and they go 61 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 1: from green to yellow to red. When it goes to red, 62 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 1: it means that the music is too loud. Correct, so 63 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: when they never they never go to red. It doesn't 64 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: matter when it goes to red or not. But when 65 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: you keep the levels at a certain spot, like when 66 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: you start it and don't fade it down, the level 67 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: stay where it is and our voices stay where it is. 68 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: So to hear our voices, you have to lower the music. 69 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: You know, you're such a vegge. What does that mean? 70 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: It starts you call a podcast that, then you start 71 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: you the way you just delivered it. I'll take get 72 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: as an insult. We don't know what it means. Danielle 73 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: has asked me before. What were you asking me? Danielle, 74 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: we're gonna do fed to the week? And I said, well, 75 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: fed to the week? Should that be a positive or 76 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: negative person? And he said, I don't know. So daniel 77 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: if you go, hey, we have the Fitch of the week, 78 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: I will take that as a positive. In fact, the 79 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 1: fedg of the week, the way the way Shrek over 80 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 1: here just delivered that's not nice. The way he just 81 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 1: delivered fedge towards my direction it was. I'll take it 82 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: as a negative. Two things. One, if you do a 83 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: side by side of means Shrek a resemblance. Why are 84 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 1: we going off the rails already? We haven't even been 85 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: talking for like six seven minutes. Welcome to fedg Ham, 86 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: Danielle take control of this, okay, So what is fedg Ham? 87 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 1: Honestly we don't know. We do a pre show together 88 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: in New York on the lead into the Elvis during 89 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: morning show, and some people have said to us, you 90 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: guys should talk more, and I'm like, well, we only 91 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 1: have that platform. So we decided to talk more and 92 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: give you fedge Am. But we really couldn't think of 93 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: what to call the podcast, and so Greg came up 94 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 1: with f E j Ham. So it's fedg Ham. Honestly, 95 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,480 Speaker 1: we couldn't tell you what it means, but it's basically 96 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 1: the three of us sitting around we went out on 97 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: a limb. And of course Gregg's very good at this. 98 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: When he's excited about something, he he wants to tell 99 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: the masses. He's not about the element of surprise. If 100 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: he was working with Beyonce's team, he would be fired 101 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 1: already because Beyonce says, hey, I want to drop an 102 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: album no one knows about, but Gregg t would tell 103 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,599 Speaker 1: everybody so once we decided to do fedge Ham, Gregg 104 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 1: T decides to go on a radio where a few 105 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: people listen to to our to to one in the 106 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: morning before we start the Elvis Durantio. You know what, 107 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 1: here's another thing that people are if they don't know, 108 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: they're listening right now for the first time. So yeah, 109 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 1: So even though the Elvis duran Morning Show is syndicated 110 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: across the country, unlike close to a hundred radio stations, 111 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 1: there is a station that carries us right here in 112 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 1: New York City, our base, our home base, and we 113 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: have a five am lead in show. So we go 114 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,279 Speaker 1: on at six am New York time. We go on 115 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,479 Speaker 1: to do a five am show here in New York. 116 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: So great to talking to the New York, New Jersey, Connecticut. 117 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 1: Yes great. T decides to give out the name of 118 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:19,200 Speaker 1: the podcast, where a year ago we haven't even started 119 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: right jam the idea. We've been talking about this for 120 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 1: over a year, the idea was born. Now nothing has 121 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: come together yet, so he goes out he spells it 122 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 1: on the radio. Someone someone took mostly all the social 123 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 1: media accounts for fedge haam. So now you can follow 124 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 1: us on Instagram and on Twitter, it's at fedg Ham Official, 125 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 1: f E J Ham Official at fedgeham official official. Yes, 126 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: because somebody, Well here's the other thing. If you listen 127 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 1: and you hear Greg t very excited about something, the 128 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: reality is it's still months away from happening. So so 129 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 1: when he comes out and says, hey, I got this thing, 130 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: we're still the idea literally just probably came to us 131 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: no more than ten seconds prior to you know, guys, 132 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 1: I'm in the room here. I feel like a third person. 133 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, you're like you're talking about 134 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: but I'm here and I think we're on here. We're 135 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 1: going to discuss lots of things. We're definitely going to 136 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: throw in some conspiracy theories because you know, Greg Tea's 137 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 1: all about conspiracy theories up on the Chicken have been 138 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 1: begging not to do it. But see, originally I wanted 139 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 1: to do a podcast called Conspiracy Theory, and we were 140 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: going to do that and people wanted that. People because 141 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: it started with tease conspiracy with Chicken. He is totally 142 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 1: convinced that Chicken. It's a lot of proof. Now, okay, 143 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 1: it's starting, don't explain it quickly. Your Chicken conspiracy was 144 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 1: one day I was sitting in traffic and on the 145 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 1: right of me were all these like stores, these strip malls, 146 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 1: you know, and they all were like, you know, they're 147 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 1: all food stores that I've ever even heard of before, right, 148 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,600 Speaker 1: and they all had chicken in them that there were 149 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: supplying chicken, so adorned on me. There's a very common food. Yes, 150 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,840 Speaker 1: if everybody is selling chicken, even your local gas station, 151 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: you can run in and go get a chicken sandwich. 152 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: There's so much, so many people, there's not enough chicken 153 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 1: to be had. So he thinks that's what is it? 154 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: Manufactured chicken in factories that you know, in places that 155 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 1: we can't go to. The government is making chicken fake chicken. 156 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 1: You never know. He could be true. He could be 157 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,560 Speaker 1: onto something, because how can you possibly go to all 158 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: these different places and ask for chicken and they all 159 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 1: have it. Have you ever been to a place where 160 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,800 Speaker 1: chicken was sold out? No? I guess well no, but 161 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 1: I actually have been to restaurants where they've running run 162 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 1: out of chicken. I swear to you, the chicken is 163 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 1: no longer available. That's what they said. Yeahs already poking 164 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 1: holes in your theories. The thing is is that there's 165 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 1: if if my kids and your kids and Garrett kids 166 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:59,560 Speaker 1: ever eating damned chicken. We have chickens everywhere. You wouldn't 167 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:01,440 Speaker 1: be able to run away from chickens. You have chickens 168 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: on the sidewalk, chickens and downstairs, chickens to the red light, 169 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: your chickens in your neighbor, in your backyard, your chickens 170 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,720 Speaker 1: in you. So you're saying chickens would out outnumber all 171 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 1: of humanity in order to supply the United States of America. 172 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: You have chickens everywhere, not the world, No, you have 173 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 1: on the world for sure. You have chickens on yachts, 174 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 1: on boats. Chickens on yachts. I'd like to see chickens 175 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:27,720 Speaker 1: on the bikini, outside the wings, maybe maybe flying and 176 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 1: landing everywhere. Chickens everywhere, Chickens on your roof, Chickens everywhere. 177 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: In your name, Danielle, this is the equivalent of giving 178 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 1: a child candy right before bedtime, because now he's all 179 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,480 Speaker 1: wound up. Listen, all right, So anyway that's just a 180 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 1: little taste. But yeah, so that's how it all began. 181 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 1: We were like, oh my gosh, this is great. You 182 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,200 Speaker 1: have so many of these conspiracies. We're gonna do a 183 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,680 Speaker 1: conspiracy podcast because he on the on the Elvis Drancho 184 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,839 Speaker 1: a lot of times he gives us his wonderful conspiracies. 185 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,680 Speaker 1: And then he decided he didn't want to do that podcast, 186 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 1: and he decided he wanted to do something else because 187 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 1: too many people will think I'm crazy. Too many don't 188 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:09,240 Speaker 1: you mean think I'm not crazy? I am not crazy. 189 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:12,319 Speaker 1: These are real thoughts he did over the weekend. What 190 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: did he do? He decided to try to cut down 191 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,720 Speaker 1: a tree. Guess how long it took? Four hours? You 192 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 1: cut down a tree yourself, a huge tree, Well it 193 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:24,319 Speaker 1: was a limb a little four hours. Well, that's what 194 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 1: I wanted to do here on fed Sham. I felt like, 195 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,200 Speaker 1: you know, Mondays are always good days for us to 196 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: do the fed Sham recording. Now what are we doing it? 197 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 1: Not every week? Right? Well, I guess we would try 198 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:37,720 Speaker 1: to do it as often as we can. Let's let's 199 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,440 Speaker 1: put our pinky toe into the water before jumping into 200 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: the deep end. So what we'd like to aim for 201 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,840 Speaker 1: is like every Monday, we would like to record a 202 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,079 Speaker 1: podcast fed Sham podcast, right, But who knows? I mean, 203 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,439 Speaker 1: the things that again, what we have going on here 204 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,559 Speaker 1: is that there's so much to do behind the microphones, 205 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 1: behind the scenes, on the scenes, right, Like, for instance, 206 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,559 Speaker 1: Danielle today, like what is your what's on your genits? 207 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,720 Speaker 1: Normally on a normal day, I would after the show, 208 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:06,359 Speaker 1: I record commercials, right, then I do orment right, possibly 209 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 1: a phone tap depending on the day. After Elvis, which 210 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,760 Speaker 1: is our after Elvis thing, we do the fifteen minute 211 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,880 Speaker 1: morning show podcast, right. Um, so there's a lot going on, 212 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,199 Speaker 1: and then we might have meetings. So it just depends 213 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,839 Speaker 1: on you know, today we were very lucky because we 214 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,600 Speaker 1: managed to fit it in. But it just depends. Garrett, 215 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,880 Speaker 1: what would you have on a normal Monday. I don't know. 216 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:32,840 Speaker 1: Come on, it's different every Monday, different every Monday. Again, 217 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 1: that's a negative. I think a fedge can be a 218 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:40,199 Speaker 1: positive or negative. You're such an edge, but normally it's 219 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 1: coming negative from him, So I have not heard things 220 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,439 Speaker 1: are negative from him. Daniel You know you look, you 221 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:49,640 Speaker 1: look at a feedge today. See that's a positive, positive thing. 222 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 1: But you know, you know, it's funny. We're talking about 223 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 1: great tea top chopping down a tree. You know, it's funny. 224 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 1: He considers his neighbor crazy. Why So okay, if we're 225 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 1: going to talk about story, so what happens. See, we're 226 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,360 Speaker 1: all over the place. By the way, if I was listening, 227 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 1: I would have turned us off. It's a big vegg 228 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:11,520 Speaker 1: And mess. You're just gonna work it into everything. Well, 229 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 1: if I was going to go into my story about 230 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 1: cutting the limb down, I would want to have like 231 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: a sound if I got a chainsaw, because that's where 232 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:23,200 Speaker 1: I believe fed should also be vegg should be theater 233 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,560 Speaker 1: of the mind. We should be able to take our 234 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,400 Speaker 1: audience on a journey. So that if I'm gonna say 235 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,720 Speaker 1: I was in my backyard, you know, take down. Take 236 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 1: that keyboard right underneath by your stomach. Al right, so 237 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,480 Speaker 1: I have a keyboard here, you go ahead. Control it's 238 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:40,640 Speaker 1: always control. F I don't know why chainsaw chain got 239 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 1: a type into the computer. And this is live. This 240 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,400 Speaker 1: is real deal. This isn't live. We're recording it later, 241 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:49,400 Speaker 1: you know. No, see this it says guy pranking a 242 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 1: friend with a chainsaw. Let's say, didn't say chainsaw effect. 243 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,560 Speaker 1: Maybe we should have planned this before we open. That 244 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 1: sounds fun. That would be a real show. This is 245 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: fedg Ham. We don't do that here. We don't fetch him. 246 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,199 Speaker 1: I don't think people come here for like a real show. 247 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: They're coming here to be a fedge. Oh my gosh, 248 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,480 Speaker 1: this is why I wanted to be where he's sitting. 249 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:16,080 Speaker 1: I know, yeah, exactly. So. So, so we're in the 250 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:20,280 Speaker 1: backyard because this nor easter blew through. I can't find 251 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 1: it right now. Easter blew through weeks ago, I think, 252 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,760 Speaker 1: like this weekend. I'm like, what are you talking about. No, 253 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: So then what happened was, so we have these ginormous 254 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:35,480 Speaker 1: pine trees in my yard, you knowinous, like like Colorado 255 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,960 Speaker 1: put a number on it, put a number on it. 256 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 1: These things got to be like eight ft tall maybe 257 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry stories eight stories tall. Enormous is eight feet tall, 258 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,880 Speaker 1: eight stories, eight stories tall. They're massive. So the nor 259 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,679 Speaker 1: easter blew through, and all the weight was weighing on 260 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: some of these limbs, and the limb just woomb and 261 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: it cracked down and it fell half into the forest 262 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,200 Speaker 1: and half onto my my property. So what happened was 263 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,440 Speaker 1: I said to my neighbor, I say, hey, Glenn, come 264 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 1: over and look at this thing. You think we can 265 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,479 Speaker 1: cut this ourselves? Or should I call a tree company, 266 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,719 Speaker 1: and he came over to look at it. Now, we 267 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,080 Speaker 1: could do it, we could do it. He's one of 268 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:16,320 Speaker 1: those do it Okay, So what happens preface you you 269 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,760 Speaker 1: think your neighbors crazy. I think it's crazy because because 270 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: he which is ironic. Well, he's one of these people 271 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 1: who thinks he could do everything, no matter what it is, 272 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 1: he can do. It's familiar. I'm not like that. So 273 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 1: he comes over at noontime on Saturday. We finished four fifteen. 274 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something comes over. It comes over. 275 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:37,120 Speaker 1: This limit is this from history? My tree? It's helping 276 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 1: me out into his yard. He's about four hours helping 277 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 1: you out. I hope you got the guy a beer. Well, 278 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: my gift card after gatorade, I paid his kid. His 279 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 1: son was there to give us sons three dollars twelve 280 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 1: years old four hours worth of work, twelve year old kid. 281 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: How much you gonna give it twelve of your kid? 282 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 1: How much did you give a twelve year Fifty bucks 283 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 1: would have been good. I don't know. But you pay 284 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: your barber more than you paid the kid that uh 285 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: did manual labor in your yard. That's good point. We'll 286 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,600 Speaker 1: get to another day. But so anyway, so we started 287 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,080 Speaker 1: with the chainsaw right and we got the ear gear 288 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 1: on right, and I'm like, Golaud, I'll do to the 289 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,520 Speaker 1: side that you're cutting them brack and everything's cracking and everything. 290 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 1: By two o'clock we must add three or four ft 291 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,240 Speaker 1: of brush. Like it was so big that like we 292 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,840 Speaker 1: couldn't even we were surrounding ourselves in brush. It was unbelievable. 293 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 1: So finally we got it all done, brought out to 294 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 1: the curb, and the good thing about where I live, 295 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 1: the community comes by and they pick it up. This 296 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 1: is awesome. Twice a year they do it. So my 297 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 1: my next day to come to do it is uh March. 298 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,480 Speaker 1: They're coming to pick it up. So hopefully they come. 299 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 1: But why did it take four hours? Four four hours 300 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:48,960 Speaker 1: for two minutes? Why took forever? This thing was massive? No, 301 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: it was not like a little limb. With this thing, 302 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 1: the size of the limb is equal to like it 303 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 1: could have been two and a half feet in diameter. 304 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 1: I swear to god massive. Did you hit anybody with 305 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 1: the limb? Did the limb fall on anybody? No? No, no, 306 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,480 Speaker 1: it was it was on the ground already. We were 307 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,680 Speaker 1: very nervous that it might roll on top of us 308 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,360 Speaker 1: because the way it was sitting was sitting on top 309 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,360 Speaker 1: of a So what did you do? Cut it in pieces? 310 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: And are you using it for firewood? No? Take off 311 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,600 Speaker 1: the curb. I don't know fireplace, so you don't. I do. 312 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 1: We don't use it the house with the fire Why 313 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 1: wouldn't you use the fireplace in your house that you 314 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,320 Speaker 1: crap this in there? Are you serious? So I have 315 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:35,880 Speaker 1: candles in it? Oh, candles would kill for a house 316 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,160 Speaker 1: with a fireplace, and you don't use it? No, because 317 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,440 Speaker 1: I have candles and it looks much nicer. A little 318 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,400 Speaker 1: candle lab run there. It looks nice. It's clean, It's 319 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,840 Speaker 1: all beautifully clean, and stare at the candles. Tease if 320 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 1: you don't know, tease one of those people that his 321 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,480 Speaker 1: house has to be. If he came to my house, 322 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: he would probably vomit because certain parts of my house 323 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,560 Speaker 1: I have so much crap that I need to go 324 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 1: through and clean out nice and clean, like my bedroom. Yeah, 325 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 1: today I was sitting there, coming what are all these 326 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,520 Speaker 1: boxes stuff? We have a lot of boxes stacked up 327 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 1: that I have to go through Amazon on them. You 328 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:12,920 Speaker 1: know those are all open And he also has he's 329 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,000 Speaker 1: got some O C D. We all do. I have 330 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,840 Speaker 1: a little. I have O C D as well. But 331 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,400 Speaker 1: Queen wait has to have his hangers a certain distance 332 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 1: apart in his closet. What is it? How far apart 333 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,520 Speaker 1: thumb between each other? What do you think in his closet? 334 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 1: Where do you think it came from? I feel like 335 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,439 Speaker 1: Elvis put you guys up to No, he didn't. He 336 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,280 Speaker 1: didn't even know. We're doing fedge ham today. My conspiracies 337 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,879 Speaker 1: that Elvis talk you took you guys listen now he said, listen, 338 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,639 Speaker 1: here's a new conspiracy. Here's another one. He is not 339 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: going to go to a shrink, so be his friends. 340 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: But not a shrink. That's not nice for him to shrink. 341 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,360 Speaker 1: It's a therapist or psychiatrist. There's a shrink. A lot 342 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 1: of people see them because we all could use somebody 343 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,920 Speaker 1: to talk to. You're being such a fedge I'm a 344 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 1: to walk out only episode one. Here's a score car 345 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,440 Speaker 1: if you're playing at home, So I want you to 346 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,720 Speaker 1: keep tracking. Conspiracy is great. Tea comes up and every 347 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,400 Speaker 1: time Danielle says I'm done, I'm walking out of here, 348 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,200 Speaker 1: and one go ahead. This conspiracy. So your Your conspiracy 349 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,720 Speaker 1: is that Elvis put us up to this here in 350 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 1: the making. Elvis told told you guys in the making, 351 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,200 Speaker 1: try to get him to open up and like talk 352 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,600 Speaker 1: about what's going on in his life, and then it'll 353 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,359 Speaker 1: like be a the it will be a therapy session. 354 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,119 Speaker 1: Trust me, I know not to go there. You are 355 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,440 Speaker 1: doctors Fedgeham's and I'm here to talk to you guys 356 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:40,120 Speaker 1: about my problem. No way. Well, okay, so anyway, enough 357 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,919 Speaker 1: about me. What did you guys do over the weekend? 358 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,199 Speaker 1: I went to a wrestling event on us on Friday 359 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,359 Speaker 1: night at Madison Square, Guarden, I mean, give it for 360 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:53,400 Speaker 1: what it is. Yes, it is fake, beyond fake. Did 361 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,000 Speaker 1: you sit close, because when you sit close you can 362 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,639 Speaker 1: see how fake. It's better on TV personally, but but 363 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,480 Speaker 1: when you're there with a bunch of friends and there's 364 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 1: nothing to worry about except for who's getting the next beer, 365 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,000 Speaker 1: by the end of the night, you start believing that 366 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:11,800 Speaker 1: it's real. And you started. I messed up. I'm starting. 367 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,800 Speaker 1: Take a good look, Cleveland, because this is what a 368 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:21,920 Speaker 1: world championship looks like. Tiny idiot face over there is 369 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:27,520 Speaker 1: never gonna bring you a title that wasn't from Friday. 370 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: He was just trying to relate. He's trying to relate. 371 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,920 Speaker 1: I'm trying remember one album? Yeah, so so I did 372 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:43,280 Speaker 1: that and then uh Saturday with St. Patrick's Day. So wait, 373 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:49,440 Speaker 1: second you are? You are driving the Titanic right now 374 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:58,320 Speaker 1: searching for something with a white Why did I say 375 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,679 Speaker 1: yes to? Why did I agree to do the podcast? 376 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 1: Because we're a bunch of fetes, gonna be a big 377 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,480 Speaker 1: fetge and mess. Oh hold on a second, there's some 378 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 1: good stuff here. I'm not even kidding you. Wait, where's 379 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,439 Speaker 1: my words? My Irish stuff? I love? I played it 380 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,119 Speaker 1: from the other over the weekend. What did I do? So? 381 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,119 Speaker 1: I had my family over because my son's birthdays at 382 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:17,000 Speaker 1: the end of the month, the family came my birthday? 383 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,840 Speaker 1: Do you have a happy Friday? We're past St. Patrick's. 384 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,520 Speaker 1: That's not even Irish, I do you know I'm gonna 385 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 1: sound like Irish. That sounds like Irish. Come on, mrs Irish, 386 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,840 Speaker 1: that's full Irish. That's not the Irish I'm talking about. 387 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,400 Speaker 1: How I'm sorry, I didn't know you were the besh. 388 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,000 Speaker 1: I think we've been talking too long. How long is 389 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,919 Speaker 1: this podcast? As great Tea searches for stuff so Danielle 390 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,240 Speaker 1: the family came over exactly. We had a nice day 391 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,479 Speaker 1: with the family. Um what else did I do this weekend? 392 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,440 Speaker 1: We watched a couple of movies at home. We have oh, 393 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,280 Speaker 1: a couple of friends came over us. Because I did 394 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:04,119 Speaker 1: not watch Jumanji. We actually watched some kids movie a 395 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:08,399 Speaker 1: different We all Ferdinande. We were going to watch It's okay, 396 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 1: we were going to watch Jumanji, but I didn't have 397 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 1: enough time. But John Cena is the voice of Ferdinand. 398 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,560 Speaker 1: It was cute. I mean it was you know, I 399 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: felt like, um, I felt like parts of it were 400 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 1: too much for kids, to be honest, if you haven't 401 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:28,760 Speaker 1: seen it, yeah, because it's bullfighting and you if the 402 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 1: bull doesn't do well, it goes to anything. And then 403 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 1: there was half of the half of the movie they're 404 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,520 Speaker 1: trying to save their other friend from the slaughterhouse. It's like, 405 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 1: this is the problem. We give you a toy. I 406 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: just found my We're onto the next subject and he's 407 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,359 Speaker 1: gonna Now he's gonna come up with the music. Here's 408 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:52,880 Speaker 1: the Yeah, listen to this to us from St Patrick's Day. 409 00:21:54,119 --> 00:22:01,399 Speaker 1: To hear that the irishman who don't want to be here. 410 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:13,000 Speaker 1: It really kicks in the coast of this podcast. So guys, 411 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 1: we promise that not every podcast I'll be like this. 412 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: I think we just had to get one out there. 413 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,240 Speaker 1: But we promise that this is fun. We will do 414 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,840 Speaker 1: more and actually we'll come up with segments. Wait, we 415 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,240 Speaker 1: will do fed to the Week. Um, do we have 416 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,040 Speaker 1: an email address yet? You were supposed to put that 417 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 1: together some thing? Wait, you know what, Hold on, I 418 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,760 Speaker 1: want to tell you something about the segments. So when 419 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,920 Speaker 1: you do fed you the Week. Yeah, I've gotten music 420 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,280 Speaker 1: for your ready already. So come up with who would 421 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,159 Speaker 1: you do for fedge of the week Right now? I 422 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,399 Speaker 1: don't know. It's the Monday, so they don't have a 423 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:50,719 Speaker 1: fedg of the weekend? Could be anything good or bad. Um, Garrett, 424 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,199 Speaker 1: help me with this. Let's see fed of the week? Anybody, 425 00:22:54,440 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 1: I would say logic logic, logic depends on what's going on. 426 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: Who do you want to use? I'll use that grandmother. 427 00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:09,320 Speaker 1: Who's the Who's the double A team? The sixteenth bracket 428 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 1: U m C. They had that none that was pretty 429 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,040 Speaker 1: much went to every game. Yeah, I don't know the 430 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 1: whole story about her though. Okay, so only stories that 431 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,520 Speaker 1: you're from head at this podcast. Are you talking about 432 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:29,359 Speaker 1: CBS March madness? Here we go, do we make let's 433 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,960 Speaker 1: make the Backstreet Boys the fedge of the week. Okay, okay, 434 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,280 Speaker 1: so wait, but there's a positive fedge, so right now 435 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:39,720 Speaker 1: we can't say if it's positive. We're all laughing about 436 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:45,040 Speaker 1: Sudenly just happened, right, laugh. That's awesome. All right, it's 437 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,760 Speaker 1: not time for fedge of the week. Now, we got Danielle. 438 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,480 Speaker 1: This is the music week. Al right, guys, we're gonna 439 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,520 Speaker 1: get the fedge of the week to the back Street Boys. 440 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,000 Speaker 1: And why are we doing this? Well because Backstreet's back, baby, 441 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 1: and they're actually doing a whole oneto of things right now. 442 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,800 Speaker 1: They're opening a restaurant called Backstreet Barbecue. They just decided 443 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,720 Speaker 1: that they're going to start this. They also want to 444 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,159 Speaker 1: go into the tequila business once they find a partner 445 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:14,520 Speaker 1: in Mexico. The Backstreet expanding from music, doing other things together, 446 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,680 Speaker 1: trying to make some more cash. So barbecue, yes, I would, 447 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 1: of course I would Backstreet Barbecue, would I don't think so? 448 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:28,359 Speaker 1: I ate stake that Greg t cooked on his bare butt, 449 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,600 Speaker 1: George Foreman grill I ate a piece. Yes, the bar 450 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 1: is low for me. So yes, So that that's why 451 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,840 Speaker 1: we're giving Backstreet the effect of the week. Congratulations branding 452 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,119 Speaker 1: business to the Backstreet Boys. I gotta tell you, I 453 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,399 Speaker 1: will not criticize her if she's if Danielle picks Backstreet 454 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,040 Speaker 1: Boys in the week, it is what Danielle said, it 455 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:50,600 Speaker 1: is what it is. That's why I will not criticize Danielle. 456 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,600 Speaker 1: That's how we're starting. So Okay, we're gonna do other 457 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,520 Speaker 1: things too, but at least we have we already have 458 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 1: one segment of the week. There we go Backstreet Boys 459 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 1: for one for Danielle. What do we two segments? What's 460 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 1: the other one? We have? Garrett's Fetch News? What I 461 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 1: let him create the name? What do you do for news? Well, 462 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,879 Speaker 1: let's recap. Let's recap, you know, some stuff that's happened 463 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 1: over the last few days. I think goes, I got 464 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 1: a segment. I go, what's your segment? He goes, Fetch News. 465 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,679 Speaker 1: I didn't say Fetch News. I let him create it. 466 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 1: But you know, so so this being Monday, what's the date, 467 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,600 Speaker 1: March March nineteen, March nineteen. So there's been you know, 468 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,840 Speaker 1: a ton of music that's always been released, but are 469 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,879 Speaker 1: you always curious what music was number one? You know, 470 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 1: almost maybe forty years ago. So let's go through the 471 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,639 Speaker 1: last almost forty years of number one's right here. Okay, 472 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,880 Speaker 1: we're doing all forty Sorry, here you go. Oh my god, 473 00:25:53,640 --> 00:26:01,120 Speaker 1: number one this week in music history years love that song? 474 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 1: Right five years ago, nine eighty three, really thirty years ago, 475 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:21,400 Speaker 1: that's such a great five years ago nine. I barely 476 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:28,120 Speaker 1: think twenty years ago, twenty years ago, fifteen years ago, 477 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:34,080 Speaker 1: two thousand three. We'd be ten years ago two thousand eight, 478 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 1: five years ago, two thousand thirteen. Remember that when we 479 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 1: all sat here in Harlem stake, all right, back to 480 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 1: the new it's five years ago, all right, back to 481 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,240 Speaker 1: French news one year ago, two thousand seventeen, with the 482 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,200 Speaker 1: shape Yeah, in love with the shape of you. There 483 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,480 Speaker 1: you go. That's cool. Gary, right back in history. So 484 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,080 Speaker 1: let's talk it. He he doesn't bring it to the 485 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,840 Speaker 1: five AM show, but he's got this for fed Champ. 486 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 1: I said to my go, dude, I go all these 487 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,199 Speaker 1: years during the five AM pre show, you couldn't have 488 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,560 Speaker 1: brought that to me. I would have loved to have 489 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: played that. He's like, yeah, you know, I have fed 490 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,960 Speaker 1: him that's right, he's gonna come over there and said, 491 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,320 Speaker 1: all right, so American out of last night, Daniel, did 492 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,040 Speaker 1: you watch I watched parts of parts of it. Did 493 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,800 Speaker 1: you see Amelia Hammer Harris? Is that the girl that 494 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,960 Speaker 1: was sitting at the piano the tattoos? That's effing? Her 495 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,960 Speaker 1: name is effing excuse me, no, no, no, for real, 496 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,960 Speaker 1: her name is effing. I swear was fantastic. Tell us 497 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:39,399 Speaker 1: your name, Amelia Hammer Harris? How old are you? So? 498 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 1: Do you come from musical family? Yes? My father wrote 499 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,359 Speaker 1: like a lot of songs from the sixties and anything 500 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:52,760 Speaker 1: we know? Yes, he wrote Great Balls of Fire? What iconic? 501 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:57,000 Speaker 1: So what did they say after that? They were impressed? Here? 502 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 1: I keep going goodness gratis, okay, too much? Calm down. 503 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 1: I need that leash like on a dog. Seriously, you 504 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 1: can't let your dog go too far by the whole thing. Again, 505 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:18,240 Speaker 1: I didn't need to. So do you come from musical family? Yes, 506 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 1: my father wrote like a lot of songs from the 507 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 1: sixties and seventies, anything we Know? Yes, he wrote Great 508 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:34,040 Speaker 1: Balls of Fire and he wrote don't Talk back true trow. Yeah, 509 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: it's just a shot. It's just as kind of interesting 510 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 1: to see you know, musical history kind of play out 511 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,480 Speaker 1: on American Idol, and who knows what she could do. 512 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 1: My problem with Idol though, they just need to take 513 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,959 Speaker 1: away guitars from everyone. Everyone in their mother plays from 514 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,880 Speaker 1: the show. You know we should do when they should 515 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,239 Speaker 1: we do Greg to for fetch Ham. When we get 516 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,840 Speaker 1: to the finals, we should choose a name randomly and 517 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,440 Speaker 1: then those are the you know, like, well, choose like 518 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,360 Speaker 1: a fantasy finals of what idol? I don't watch American Idol. Really, 519 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,680 Speaker 1: we'll do it. We'll do a fantasy American Idol. It's 520 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,840 Speaker 1: like March Madness. No one watches March Madness. And then 521 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: we'll see and well, yeah, exactly, that'd be great. All right, 522 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 1: So SNL Bill Hayter, former cast member sel came back 523 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,400 Speaker 1: and brought back some of his old characters, like Stefan 524 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: do you watch that? Do you watch us on the Life? No? 525 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,440 Speaker 1: I don't like this unless Justin Timberlake is on it. 526 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 1: When Jessin Timberlake is on it, then I like it. 527 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,200 Speaker 1: You really don't watch what are you looking for? Her 528 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 1: to turn around and say, nope, nope, I really only 529 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:42,520 Speaker 1: find it funny when um Jessin timberlakes on it really yeah, 530 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 1: we could talk. It's fine. I don't know. I get 531 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,880 Speaker 1: business to do. Scary we're doing fetch ham ye, I'm sorry, 532 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:57,680 Speaker 1: what's what are you doing? Something on the tell everybody, 533 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,520 Speaker 1: tell everybodybody to tell kar We got some beautiful pastries 534 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,520 Speaker 1: in here, and I just wanted permission to put them 535 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,880 Speaker 1: in the hallway because people are licking the glass and salivating. 536 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,480 Speaker 1: Shout about where do we get the Patriots from Alfonso's 537 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,600 Speaker 1: Bakery and stand Alan very nice? All right, thanks man, 538 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 1: thank you guys as you were. I didn't mean to. 539 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,760 Speaker 1: I don't even know what we were talking about America, 540 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,800 Speaker 1: so anyway, so yeah, yeah, all right, so Bill hater 541 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,400 Speaker 1: from starting alone and Daniel does not watch. Yes, you're Irish, 542 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 1: We're just white and violent. I have to think Patty's 543 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,920 Speaker 1: place for you. Ne Rik's Hottest Irish club is off 544 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,480 Speaker 1: the Church, located in the clogged heart of the Bronx 545 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 1: at the corner of three thousand Streets and Gary Marshall 546 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:49,480 Speaker 1: Memorial Drive. This gang ridden skateboard park was the ceremony 547 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 1: spot for Verne Troyer's two thousand and four weddings. But 548 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,760 Speaker 1: why is that funny? Like, I don't even think that's 549 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: funny at all. It's more of a visual where he's 550 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,320 Speaker 1: a guy that is a club guy that has all 551 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,840 Speaker 1: these crazy clubs in New York City that he goes to. 552 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,240 Speaker 1: So he pretty much invents clubs in his head that 553 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 1: when he's on there, So it's more improv Your assignment 554 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,480 Speaker 1: for next week is to watch a certain way. We 555 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 1: want to get your thoughts. It's just going to be 556 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,760 Speaker 1: on he makes it very funny town next week, so 557 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,880 Speaker 1: maybe he will be on the DR and just watch 558 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,720 Speaker 1: a couple of minutes and give us your feelings of 559 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,720 Speaker 1: it a couple of minutes. I'm excited though. I think 560 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,640 Speaker 1: now has Chadwick Boseman and Cardi b. That's an episode 561 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 1: I'll watch. It's that one. I'll watch that one. Daniel 562 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,600 Speaker 1: watching me up for that one for you're gonna check 563 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,240 Speaker 1: back with our homework assignment. You can't give me homework. 564 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,240 Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? It's a podcast. You're not 565 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,640 Speaker 1: a teacher. If she doesn't do it, I will make 566 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,040 Speaker 1: her write on the Black corch. I will watch our 567 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 1: net live and then after she writes it and doesn't 568 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,640 Speaker 1: watch it, what's going to happen nothing. Yeah, there we 569 00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:01,320 Speaker 1: go on so great you have played a leprecn before 570 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: on on the radio from Tomtown. Let's hear that Irish accent. 571 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:11,240 Speaker 1: But yeah, how you there we go just like thath 572 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,880 Speaker 1: Now try it. I can't. How would you do it? 573 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,800 Speaker 1: I cannot do what. I'm not going to try. I 574 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: can't do it. You have to? Will you stop and 575 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,680 Speaker 1: just leaving? I'm getting up and leaving. That's two for 576 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 1: Daniel doing that. By the way, So John John Oliver 577 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,640 Speaker 1: played a montage of all the local news reporters across 578 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,000 Speaker 1: the country trying to relate to it being St Patrick's 579 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,960 Speaker 1: day by doing fake bad Irish accents. Who can relate 580 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,520 Speaker 1: tolf of the morning to now of the morning to 581 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: you the top of the morning for you, sorry to 582 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,840 Speaker 1: get it now morning? Where my lucky child? They're always 583 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,720 Speaker 1: stealing me lucky charms. That was British luck of the 584 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,640 Speaker 1: Irish and that was that a good accessent. Look at 585 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,480 Speaker 1: the Irish top of the morning. Doil we occur for you? 586 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:05,040 Speaker 1: You're doing You're kid, I'm trying at paying for my god, 587 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,120 Speaker 1: nobody can do it. I'm not the only one, but 588 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,400 Speaker 1: this is kind of cool. Nate does a pretty good one. 589 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,360 Speaker 1: He does very good voices. He really does. So over 590 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,480 Speaker 1: the weekend, this just came out. So if you know 591 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 1: the story, that's the only thing that's really produced that 592 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,320 Speaker 1: that we have nothing else always done his bullshit and 593 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:26,280 Speaker 1: the weekday we need to come up with. If you know, 594 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,320 Speaker 1: that's three times. So if you know the story of 595 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,640 Speaker 1: John F. Kennedy, right, Danel, he was on his way 596 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,080 Speaker 1: to give a speech unfortunately, was assassinated the United States 597 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:40,000 Speaker 1: government is conspiracy number three. That is a fact. That 598 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,960 Speaker 1: is a fact. Keep notes. That is a fact that 599 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: Old country took them out. I don't care what someone 600 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,920 Speaker 1: did was they took the speech that John F. Kennedy 601 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,760 Speaker 1: was going to give that day, found all the speeches 602 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: that he has gave before that speech, put them all 603 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,160 Speaker 1: together to form the speech he was supposed to give 604 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:02,080 Speaker 1: the day he was assassinated. Older, complex and continuing problems 605 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:08,719 Speaker 1: in a world full of frustrations and irritations. American leadership 606 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,360 Speaker 1: must be guided by the lights of learning and reason. 607 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:16,080 Speaker 1: And that was a computer computer. Wow, man, look how 608 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,680 Speaker 1: computers are gonna run the world. What did they do 609 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,920 Speaker 1: with the actual speech that he had written? That he 610 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 1: must be somewhere they had it because they put it together, 611 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,360 Speaker 1: so it has to be, you know, somewhere. I'm guessing 612 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,200 Speaker 1: the Smithsonian took him out, or it's in the White 613 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,000 Speaker 1: House and Monroe, see Merri Monroe. I'm kind of with 614 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:37,800 Speaker 1: you there. But there's so much play there so that 615 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,239 Speaker 1: I don't believe that that was innocent. You know what 616 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,719 Speaker 1: I was just reading knew too much seriously to jump 617 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,759 Speaker 1: on the conspiracy bandwagon and and not to go deep 618 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,279 Speaker 1: into politics. You know, I would like to have that 619 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 1: kind of spooky music there. I mean, why do you 620 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,320 Speaker 1: do that? You think you put me out there? You 621 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,440 Speaker 1: tell me to walk the point we should. We're going 622 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,280 Speaker 1: to play a drinking game every time, he says Fedge 623 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,919 Speaker 1: in the podcast, take a shot everyone out there because 624 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:07,680 Speaker 1: it's the only home you really is that why it's 625 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:12,000 Speaker 1: it's it's green. Don't tell anybody that drinking at work. 626 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:16,680 Speaker 1: It's mostly water. It's you have a problem. You have 627 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:21,600 Speaker 1: an issue. You have lots of issues. We need to talk. 628 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,279 Speaker 1: I worry about you. But you know what I was 629 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 1: just talking about, were talking about conspiracy is real quick. 630 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,160 Speaker 1: The story just came out. So Ivanka Trump and her 631 00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: husband Jared Kushner were on a government helicopter and there 632 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:43,200 Speaker 1: was engine failure already it begins. I'm just saying, form 633 00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,440 Speaker 1: your own conspiracy. But that's kind of like, it's kind 634 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,839 Speaker 1: of interesting though. Okay, no political talk of fetch him. 635 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,759 Speaker 1: I'm not doing emer someone walking, Okay, but yet you 636 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,480 Speaker 1: could say you could say the government killed JFK. That's different. 637 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:58,640 Speaker 1: That's a conspiracy. That's different. Tum. Just politically, do not yell. 638 00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:04,960 Speaker 1: You're yelling a lot. Talk about politics. No politics, no politics. 639 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,440 Speaker 1: So Danielle contributed to the show. I just contributed to 640 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:14,160 Speaker 1: the show, felling us that he's alcohol in his water. Well, okay, listen, 641 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,560 Speaker 1: are here we go feed him sports news. Hold on, 642 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,399 Speaker 1: here we go fed Jim sports news. Are you guys? 643 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,279 Speaker 1: Are you guys playing in the double A brackets now? No, 644 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,719 Speaker 1: because you never brought him in for us to to use. 645 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,520 Speaker 1: There's been so many upsets it's crazy. Yesterday, like all 646 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,359 Speaker 1: the everything was upset this weekend. You guys don't follow 647 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,759 Speaker 1: college basketball. No, I don't know why. I'm not going 648 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,160 Speaker 1: to waste time. Okay, Greg, see go ahead and name 649 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,640 Speaker 1: the starting five for for Duke, for Duke, for Duke. 650 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,440 Speaker 1: What about what about Michigan? They had a big upset 651 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,080 Speaker 1: the other night five in Michigan. That was that was 652 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,240 Speaker 1: almost twenty years ago. You would see was Michael Jordan's 653 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,880 Speaker 1: Yeah again almost twenty five years I'm gonna get you. 654 00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,640 Speaker 1: So do not throw stones glasses houses when you yourself 655 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,880 Speaker 1: cannot know what I think we're done here, but you 656 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,040 Speaker 1: know what I do want to throw stones in glass houses? Also, 657 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,280 Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? Do you think they're a thick glass 658 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,320 Speaker 1: or thing glass? What are you even saying? I'm okay, 659 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,239 Speaker 1: thank you guys for listening for what I do. I 660 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,759 Speaker 1: do have one question though, for real, no lie um 661 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,360 Speaker 1: my one question regarding what we could do here is 662 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,360 Speaker 1: I was watching a for real, I was watching a 663 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:28,840 Speaker 1: infomercial and they were discussing this this vacuum the shark 664 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,640 Speaker 1: ion flex that's not a sponsor and don't do it 665 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,040 Speaker 1: anything at all. I'm wondering, can we get some of 666 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,799 Speaker 1: these items that we see these infomercials and then try 667 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,879 Speaker 1: it for ourselves and see if the stuff really works? 668 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,160 Speaker 1: I guess we could. Yeah, why not? Why not? Oh 669 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 1: you mean like us go buy it and then bring 670 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,719 Speaker 1: it in and like as an ass scene on TV sexactly. 671 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,360 Speaker 1: I like that that'd be fun. Okay, So you go 672 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,240 Speaker 1: buy the first thing and bring it in next Okay, 673 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,080 Speaker 1: so I'm gonna take it again. I'm gonna buy this 674 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,360 Speaker 1: one that's right at the idea from the vacuum the 675 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,839 Speaker 1: Shark I on flex because on the infomercial they've got 676 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,759 Speaker 1: like piles and poles like like cat what do you 677 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,719 Speaker 1: call that stuff to pat hair cat little cattle and 678 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,759 Speaker 1: they're like sucking it up. So what are you gonna 679 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,160 Speaker 1: bring in here? And you're gonna done something on that 680 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,759 Speaker 1: and just run this sucker through. So we really do 681 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,640 Speaker 1: need a visual on a podcast as well. We'll film 682 00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,839 Speaker 1: some stuff, okay, Yeah, and then you're in charge next 683 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,680 Speaker 1: week of bringing in this scene on TV for the 684 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,759 Speaker 1: second give me homework assignment. Yes, I'm giving you a 685 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:36,360 Speaker 1: homework assignment now, Greg homeworker infomercial forgetting very for commercial stuff. 686 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,359 Speaker 1: All right, I got you, no problem. That's what I'm 687 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,839 Speaker 1: gonna do. All right. Well, listen, ladies and gentlemen, thank 688 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,000 Speaker 1: you so much for putting up with us. That's right. 689 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,560 Speaker 1: This has been our very first PETAM podcast, hopefully not 690 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,600 Speaker 1: the last, and we do hope that you've enjoyed it, 691 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:54,200 Speaker 1: or maybe not please at fetch Ham official on Twitter 692 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,200 Speaker 1: on Instagram. There and how do we spell that M 693 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:04,080 Speaker 1: f e j Ham. I don't know how. It's with 694 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:09,000 Speaker 1: one M. Not too yes every week Greg f e 695 00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:13,919 Speaker 1: j h A M Ham official after John Ham. Okay, 696 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,880 Speaker 1: but that's that's not the person's person. You know. You 697 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,800 Speaker 1: guys are such edges. All right, thank you for listening 698 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:27,960 Speaker 1: or whatever. To fedg Ham, we love you do. We 699 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,520 Speaker 1: have to have more than one episode in order for 700 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,080 Speaker 1: them put it up, but I like it. It was 701 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:38,840 Speaker 1: very lighthearted. It was very lighthearted. And there you have it. 702 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:43,920 Speaker 1: That is fedge Ham, Greg Teas podcast, His Baby with 703 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,399 Speaker 1: Danielle myself f e j H A M. When you're 704 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,919 Speaker 1: typing it into your I Heart radio app to hear 705 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,440 Speaker 1: more episodes. 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