Speaker 1: Okay, go, I just met a rut with everything. By
Speaker 1: the way I look, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I'm just like frick, I'm in a rut. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: how can I help you calm down? With Erin and
Speaker 1: Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome everybody. This is
Speaker 1: a wonderful Kelly Wirthler wallpaper.
Speaker 2: I'm coming to you live from Aufice. Is that really hers?
Speaker 1: Well, she designs these hotels, so I'm assuming it's either
Speaker 1: her print or something she picked out. Anyone that doesn't
Speaker 1: know who Kelly Whistler is, she is my design mus
Speaker 1: I love this woman and she is I mean her.
Speaker 1: The lighting alone in this place is amazing. What's not
Speaker 1: amazing is this scrunchy. I'm trying not to because I
Speaker 1: have to host this event later, trying not to put
Speaker 1: a crimp you heard me crimp in my hair, but
Speaker 1: a bend. I'm in a yeah, well, I'm in that
Speaker 1: phase right now. Hi, everybody, Welcome to the podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: in a phase. I'm trying to you know how I
Speaker 1: off season let it go, ye where I'm elsa letting
Speaker 1: it go. But it's weird because when you have short
Speaker 1: hair and then you had bangs like it's a little
Speaker 1: bit of a mom cut. And I say that affectionately.
Speaker 1: I know you good, but I need it to grow
Speaker 1: out a little bit more. It's I either need to
Speaker 1: grow it out or I need to do a little
Speaker 1: bit of a cut. I think it looks good. I
Speaker 1: think you leave it alone, let it set it and
Speaker 1: forget it. Leave it alone until this season. Okay, But again,
Speaker 1: it's always telling me to leave my hair alone. And
Speaker 1: anyone that listens to this podcast knows that that I
Speaker 1: don't ever listen. I just you know, take chances everywhere.
Speaker 1: But then I wonder why I don't have any hair anyways.
Speaker 2: You saying the mom comment transitions perfectly into this, this
Speaker 2: mom is in a rut. Okay, go, I just met
Speaker 2: a rut with everything.
Speaker 1: By the way, I look the way that I made
Speaker 1: your board way myself. Yeah, like I look like shit,
Speaker 1: Like I whatever. Maybe it's because you don't look like shit,
Speaker 1: But why do you feel?
Speaker 2: I love you?
Speaker 1: But I just am like And I think this is
Speaker 1: maybe has to do with not working right now, even
Speaker 1: though I am right now. But it's also like I
Speaker 1: just maybe it's like not having a dress up, get
Speaker 1: your makeup done, hair done, all the time. But it's
Speaker 1: like the other day, like we went to dinner. I
Speaker 1: tried to make an effort. I've even been like, I
Speaker 1: haven't even told you this. You would think this is
Speaker 1: scandalous when I'm gonna say it, I'm not. I've been
Speaker 1: like diving deep into TikTok like outfits to wear, like oh,
Speaker 1: you know what's popular in this thing, like shoes.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm in a rut. And then I
Speaker 2: end up saying, ooh, I'll put this together. And then
Speaker 2: I'm like, I leave twenty minutes for myself to get
Speaker 2: ready and I wear the same shit and I look stupid.
Speaker 2: And it's just like, let me just put a blazer
Speaker 2: on with a white shirt and think I look like
Speaker 2: Cydy Crawford. I'm in a rut.
Speaker 1: Okay, well let's talk about this then, because I don't
Speaker 1: think that that's I don't think that that's uncommon. I'm
Speaker 1: with you on the you know, we don't get ready, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, is kind of nice to not get
Speaker 1: ready because during the season when we're putting on makeup
Speaker 1: and like doing our hair every five seconds, which again,
Speaker 1: these are class problems.
Speaker 2: We get it.
Speaker 1: It's nice to know that it's our job. But I'm
Speaker 1: with you on the making an effort in the relationship.
Speaker 1: Are you you mean just for Jared or for yourself?
Speaker 1: Even I think both. Like I told you we talked
Speaker 1: about it in our pregame show that I was having
Speaker 1: this vision while I was working out today about this
Speaker 1: couple that we know, or the bride is a lot
Speaker 1: younger than the groom and like she's definitely spunky and
Speaker 1: hot body and all this stuff. And like I've been
Speaker 1: to their house and they have so many adventurous photos
Speaker 1: and like yay.
Speaker 2: With the fish in the air and the hiking and
Speaker 2: the ziplining.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking to myself, God, did I even get
Speaker 1: new photos printed out of mac for the house in Montana?
Speaker 2: Like my effort is bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yet yesterday I go to Michael's and I'm walking around
Speaker 1: for like stuff to put out in our house to
Speaker 1: make memories for Max versus Easter. You know, it's like
Speaker 1: that's cute, Aaron, I know, but I'm I'm not attractive,
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like I'm into like getting the weird
Speaker 1: bunny figurines.
Speaker 2: And the baskets to do up.
Speaker 1: That's cute, so I can't figure out how to dress
Speaker 1: myself for dinner, you know what I mean, like like ru, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. I just do the same
Speaker 1: thing over and over again. And that's the part that
Speaker 1: even in a relationship, though I'm really cognizant of, like
Speaker 1: you got to keep it sexy and spicy, and you
Speaker 1: gotta like not just go through the motions. I was
Speaker 1: getting in a really bad habit every night where it's
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna throw on sweats and sweat you know,
Speaker 1: like a sweatshirt and sweatpants. And it's like not saying
Speaker 1: that you have to like throw on lingerie every five seconds,
Speaker 1: but like maybe like a cute like short set or
Speaker 1: things like that, like actually putting a little effort into
Speaker 1: it and not just feeling like you're a boy sitting
Speaker 1: on the couch like that's my thing. And especially when
Speaker 1: I'm at the ranch, because no one's getting dressed up there,
Speaker 1: that's like it feels a little like I'm just doing
Speaker 1: the bare minimum, the bare necessities.
Speaker 2: Remember the Jungle.
Speaker 1: I mean, I put on a short set last night,
Speaker 1: but it was an Eberget set, which I love. But
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, Like the draw string was so uneven,
Speaker 1: like one part of it was high up and the
Speaker 1: other part was to my knees.
Speaker 2: I hate I'm okay, run all right? How can we?
Speaker 2: How can we don't?
Speaker 1: You're not someone that's impulsive that's gonna like go cut
Speaker 1: your hair like me do anything like that. So can
Speaker 1: we get Like remember how we talked about when you
Speaker 1: get new workout sets, like you're more motivated got out,
Speaker 1: but thording out is fine, Like I'll go work out
Speaker 1: all day long and I feel great about that. Like
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I was like, shit, I've got
Speaker 1: to even like work out in Montana because I'm like
Speaker 1: in a thing here, and I mean you can feel
Speaker 1: bad about my body a little bit, you know, Like
Speaker 1: I just feel like I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, frick, I'm in a rut. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: how can I help you? Let's let's I'm paul rut,
Speaker 1: Paul rud. I don't know, I gotta I gotta bounce
Speaker 1: out of it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that's normal, and anyone that's listening, I would
Speaker 1: love their advice too, on like when you are I
Speaker 1: feel like that a lot. But My issue is I'll
Speaker 1: go and cut my hair or dye my hair or
Speaker 1: I do things like that. So maybe what about shopping, Like,
Speaker 1: maybe wonder if you just go get like a couple
Speaker 1: new things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to. I just don't know what to get,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just also, you're I ask other people to tell
Speaker 1: me what to get and then get charged to petrillion dollars.
Speaker 2: So that's my own after the break, I do have
Speaker 2: more on that. Oh yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: I am become obsessed with Instagram shopping because I hate
Speaker 1: going into a mall or whatever. All I buy is
Speaker 1: it's like they target me because they know exactly what
Speaker 1: I'm going to buy, and it's so easy double click.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm clicking. I'm clicking left and right, and
Speaker 1: then I get so excited in the package to show
Speaker 1: up and the stuff is cute. See I'm not making
Speaker 1: the right purchases. I've really I told you on the
Speaker 1: free game that I've kind of dived into TikTok and
Speaker 1: it is addicting and I'm trying to find out what
Speaker 1: it's fun.
Speaker 2: I know I'm not either, but I just have a
Speaker 2: weird like account do you see what do you find
Speaker 2: some of it? They'd like to show you makeup trends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they do, like outfits, like what you could wear to
Speaker 2: like pack to New York.
Speaker 1: I have to go to New York in two weeks.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, oh, what are the people wearing
Speaker 1: in New York? And are the people wearing in New York?
Speaker 1: A lot of long trenches with like a boxy white
Speaker 1: tea and then or you could do a yummy which
Speaker 1: I have fucking seven thousand of those sweaters with tags
Speaker 1: on here and they're all the same color.
Speaker 2: Any who with a samba and a straight leg jean.
Speaker 1: But then I go to try all the straight leg
Speaker 1: jeans and they don't fit my ass, and then I
Speaker 1: get weirded out about myself. And then I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'll be going to a berries class tomorrow. So yeah, no, honey,
Speaker 1: I feel like, Okay, we're gonna we're gonna work on this. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see you right now. All days we're gonna have,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do workout classes. We're gonna just dive into TikTok.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll get a TikTok account. Do I need to
Speaker 1: be on TikTok. No, I'm too old. I'm not on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I just have like a account where like I don't post,
Speaker 1: I just like look at things. Because when you sent
Speaker 1: me something the other day, I couldn't click it. I
Speaker 1: just saw the headline and that was enough for me.
Speaker 1: I was like, I already know where that's going. I'm
Speaker 1: all into this Kate Middleton drama. Like on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why is this? I want her to be okay.
Speaker 1: I have a question. What is going on with her?
Speaker 1: And why do we care if she edited a picture? No,
Speaker 1: because we don't care if other people edit a picture
Speaker 1: and then they have a six finger they edit pictures
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: No, we don't.
Speaker 1: But we're a little concerned because she hasn't been seen.
Speaker 1: She had abdominal surgery and she hasn't been seen. And
Speaker 1: then according to TikTok, there's this photo of her with
Speaker 1: her mother and people are saying it's not really her,
Speaker 1: she's missing a mole. I think it's her. I think
Speaker 1: she's fine. And then I love that she put that
Speaker 1: photo out with the kids. But then there's this whole
Speaker 1: thing like she announced today she did in fact doctor
Speaker 1: it like sorry, she's like I just played around with it.
Speaker 1: She's not wearing her wedding ring, which I don't like.
Speaker 1: I've but I don't wear my right, I don't like.
Speaker 1: Can you just imagine being underneath it? Like we've talked
Speaker 1: about it on the Taylor Swift side of things, but like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine the scrutiny? And this has been her
Speaker 1: I mean, look, this is she signed up for it,
Speaker 1: this is you know, she's obviously she can handle it
Speaker 1: to a certain degree. But like Jesus, everything you do
Speaker 1: is headlines. Like when I saw that that was a
Speaker 1: headline of her editing a picture, I'm like, why is this?
Speaker 2: Why is it anything?
Speaker 1: Because she's been out of sight for like a minute,
Speaker 1: like we're even talking. I don't want to say more
Speaker 1: than a month, but she's been out of sight for
Speaker 1: a bit with this abdominal surgery. There was a theory
Speaker 1: she could have been in a coma. I think in
Speaker 1: a coma it would have gotten out. I really do
Speaker 1: you know. I'm so up to date and down with
Speaker 1: the royals, But I like her. I love her so
Speaker 1: I love he always loved her. She just like handles
Speaker 1: everything with class like she I mean it doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like she gets in a rut at all.
Speaker 2: She doesn't not with that hair. That hair is great
Speaker 2: or run.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want to talk about She's like
Speaker 1: a hanger. She like makes everything look good on her.
Speaker 1: She does's like effortless, like classy. I go through different
Speaker 1: phases with fashion, though, go back on this topic of
Speaker 1: being in a rep. I'll try something and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: what am I doing? And you know what my thing
Speaker 1: is lately just jeans and T shirts and throw on
Speaker 1: a heel. But that's me and I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't look like you wearing jeans T shirts, and like
Speaker 1: I just, yeah, I need like a Jared always gets
Speaker 1: mad because we walk around some areas that we live
Speaker 1: and I'm like, they need to hose this down, and
Speaker 1: you go that you just want them to blow it
Speaker 1: up and start over, and I'm like, for sure, and
Speaker 1: then I just need to hose myself.
Speaker 2: You know what I down? You're still yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of it probably has to do
Speaker 1: with the fact that, like we are in our normal
Speaker 1: routine either, I think so, I really do I think
Speaker 1: about this is also a psycho. I'm also done spending
Speaker 1: money on clothes, like when I end up wearing the
Speaker 1: same shit over and over again, and I look in
Speaker 1: my closet and I'm like, why do I have this stuff?
Speaker 1: I don't need this because it wasn't returned. Because it
Speaker 1: wasn't returned.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hey, I've been doing that real real thing though, And
Speaker 1: I'm confused. And if anyone works at the real reel,
Speaker 1: can you please weigh in on this or if you
Speaker 1: guys have done this so it shows me that, like
Speaker 1: these items are selling, but then I'm not getting any
Speaker 1: money for it.
Speaker 2: And do I only get them back later? Oh? And
Speaker 2: they take a percentage out?
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I was gonna ask. And do I
Speaker 1: only get the money if the items sell? Oh, they
Speaker 1: take a percentage and they only pay you if they
Speaker 1: sell it. And we've gotten a check before for two dollars.
Speaker 1: It's great to get out of your closet, but I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say make money off of it. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that you only get the money if it sells.
Speaker 2: I thought they buy everything from you.
Speaker 1: And then oh, and then now I'm taking it personal too,
Speaker 1: like I'm seeing this, like I see that like the
Speaker 1: shoes or whatever, like sold, and I'm like, they only
Speaker 1: sold for that much, they were triple that, taking offense
Speaker 1: to it. It's okay, I'm like offended. I'm like, why
Speaker 1: are they not buying this? This is really nice?
Speaker 2: I buy? I buy this. I mean I buy somebody
Speaker 2: for not buying my shit.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'll tell you what, though, I'm really proud
Speaker 1: of myself for in this off season.
Speaker 2: It's what is it March?
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm sitting on the most uncomfortable stool though,
Speaker 1: this wood thing that I'm sitting on. Side note, why
Speaker 1: are we ever in hotel rooms having beds or any
Speaker 1: bed that has that corner, the wood corner. I had
Speaker 1: nailed my shint on this thing like ten different times.
Speaker 1: Do you know like that bad happening?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I don't know.
Speaker 1: How anybody, as the designer me is saying, would buy
Speaker 1: a bed with a wood corner, just crushing the shins
Speaker 1: as you take that.
Speaker 2: Corner around there. But I do that. At my house.
Speaker 1: I've been really good about purging, Like I have cleaned
Speaker 1: out every room, I have cleaned out every closet. I've
Speaker 1: organized all my important paperwork, although I can't find my passport,
Speaker 1: which is really fucking unnerving. Yeah, I know, and you
Speaker 1: know what a bitch that is. And I don't know
Speaker 1: where my social Security card is. I don't even I mean,
Speaker 1: did I even have a Social Security card? How about
Speaker 1: we have spending things out. I found my birth certificate.
Speaker 1: I was so proud of myself. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: hold on that. I crumpled up and like a like
Speaker 1: side thing, and I'm like, Jesus, this is where I
Speaker 1: got organized, and I made labels for everything. I'm feeling
Speaker 1: very good about my organization. I just need to find
Speaker 1: that passport. Also, my driver's license is about to expire.
Speaker 1: Fucking these are the things. Obviously we have the same birthday.
Speaker 1: You can. They sent you a thing where you can
Speaker 1: just renew it online. I did it, and I already
Speaker 1: got my new one back. I had to because I
Speaker 1: was like, I know, if I don't do it now,
Speaker 1: then I won't get it done. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: can do it all my online. Yeah, and they send
Speaker 1: a new one back. Oh this is great news. That
Speaker 1: picture rate just from like twenty five years ago. No,
Speaker 1: you can't read you that. No, you're redoing it online.
Speaker 1: You're not taking a photo. You're just getting a new
Speaker 1: one and they're sending it. But this is great news.
Speaker 1: I don't have to go to the DMV, because you know,
Speaker 1: I had to go with the DMV the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I had to go and register a
Speaker 1: car anyone that knows the DMV. And I even make
Speaker 1: the appointment. I try to be good ahead of time,
Speaker 1: and you're still sitting there forever. What is with the DMB?
Speaker 1: Why is it taking so long?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh my god, that's my hell.
Speaker 1: You don't like to go to home depot me and
Speaker 1: the rest of America hates to go to the fucking DMB.
Speaker 1: And then it's like you have to get all this paperwork.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, did you weigh the car? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: how am I supposed to know? If you wait, you
Speaker 1: have to weigh the car. Now, I'm driving around looking
Speaker 1: for a way station. What tells you these things? It's online.
Speaker 1: I'm not reading the fine print. Okay, I'm never reading
Speaker 1: the fine print ever. I can't even read my mail. Hey,
Speaker 1: speaking of getting organized, my mom and dad had a
Speaker 1: great saying a new mantra. Steve Andrews actually called it,
Speaker 1: and I applied it yesterday and so far it's been great.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep doing it. Don't put it down, put
Speaker 1: it away. Don't put it down, put it away. This
Speaker 1: is for things in house. Yes, that's good, But the
Speaker 1: problem is I never sat down yesterday. I was everything
Speaker 1: away left and left and right. I got dog ear
Speaker 1: cleaner next to my bed. I got Nike will I
Speaker 1: got rubber bands, I got I got all kinds of.
Speaker 2: Shit dog ear cleaner. Well, he was upstairs, and he
Speaker 2: was already in bed, and I was going out of town,
Speaker 2: and I knew if I didn't clean his ears, then
Speaker 2: I would come back and he would have a massive infection.
Speaker 2: So I never cleaned my dog's ears. Am I terrible?
Speaker 1: Olon retrievers have really well, Yeah, you don't need to
Speaker 1: your dog's ears stick up straight.
Speaker 2: Guln retrievers.
Speaker 1: Dogs that have ears that hang down that are longer
Speaker 1: are notorious for getting ear infections, especially after grooming or
Speaker 1: going in the pool. We have to spell it in
Speaker 1: our house because of how he hears that word. He
Speaker 1: runs to the door crazy. So yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: squirt ear cleaner in and do this, and he hates
Speaker 1: it so much, so I'd go down get the ear cleaner.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to bring him down. I brought the
Speaker 1: treats up to bed, and I was like, Howie, and
Speaker 1: he he knows the bottle. When you bring it up,
Speaker 1: he sits there and his tail just wags.
Speaker 2: He gets excited about it. No, he hates it. But
Speaker 2: that's like a panic.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, I was gonna say, what dog likes that? Anyways,
Speaker 1: don't put it down, put it away?
Speaker 2: What a mono. I love that. There is no better
Speaker 2: feeling than And did you ever have this?
Speaker 1: Did your mom do this with like your stairs in
Speaker 1: your house, Like if there's stuff on the stairs and
Speaker 1: you had to like bring it up, like whenever something.
Speaker 2: Needed to go up growing out?
Speaker 1: Uh oh, we have a now, Yeah, anytime you put
Speaker 1: something that's like a universal thing, like if there's something
Speaker 1: on the stairs, it's obviously needs to go up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I lose my mind if Steve walks over it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you had to make a concerted effort to walk over
Speaker 1: this stuff, pick up the stuff and walk upstairs.
Speaker 2: But maybe his hands were full going upstairs already. No
Speaker 2: it wasn't. He walked right up.
Speaker 1: I love that man more than any anything in the
Speaker 1: whole world. But he doesn't do one thing that drives
Speaker 1: me absolutely nuts, and we had a conversation about it
Speaker 1: the other day. This dude doesn't break down boxes. Okay,
Speaker 1: we Jarrett loves to. He doesn't break down boxes, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you wonder why the recycling bin is full.
Speaker 1: You've got to break them down. Amazon makes it really
Speaker 1: easy to break down a box. You know, with the
Speaker 1: tape that they have, you can rip that thing off
Speaker 1: in two seconds and break I love breaking down a box.
Speaker 1: I get off on the fact that I can like
Speaker 1: fit so much stuff in the recycle bin when I
Speaker 1: break down boxes, because I again, with my Internet shopping,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a lot of boxes and I don't want
Speaker 1: to have a full recycle bin. This guy drives around
Speaker 1: town with the back full of boxes and starts dumping
Speaker 1: them in random dumpsters. And like, you wouldn't have to
Speaker 1: be driving around town and dumping the boxes if you
Speaker 1: broke them down. Is that legal to be dumping your
Speaker 1: Probably not?
Speaker 2: No, probably not.
Speaker 1: And he's gonna go to jail for just dumping and
Speaker 1: random things. And he's gonna be like Kate Middleton and disappear.
Speaker 1: And one day I'm going to wonder where he you what,
Speaker 1: And it's not for abdominal surgery. You talk about boxes,
Speaker 1: the one thing that annoys you, like in the house.
Speaker 1: I mean I have several things that I make fun
Speaker 1: of Jared.
Speaker 2: About what give me one?
Speaker 1: Jared like, we'll refuse. This blows my mind And this
Speaker 1: isn't even a big deal. It's just like I don't
Speaker 1: want to sit in the dark. We'll go into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: There's one light on. It's like the weird vanity light.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, how am I supposed to pick thist?
Speaker 1: Like you know, it's just like, so I go in,
Speaker 1: I press all the lights. He's like, what I just
Speaker 1: I didn't need all of them on. I'm like I do,
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the lights.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see what I'm looking at. Wells like,
Speaker 1: can we turn a light on in here?
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I don't. I don't need to do that.
Speaker 1: No, oh, I need a lighting off. The AC is
Speaker 1: my other one. Like I'm into the heat, Like we've
Speaker 1: left the house for three weeks. We don't need to
Speaker 1: have what are we heating the house for?
Speaker 2: No, one's don't think we need the heat on in
Speaker 2: the daytime, you know, we don't need that A sweatshirt
Speaker 2: on exactly if your cold, put a sweatshirt on, and
Speaker 2: you know where your sweatshirts are because you put them away.
Speaker 1: The lad is so expensive, so expensive, and this is
Speaker 1: the thing too, and.
Speaker 2: They say anxiety. I got to go turn off they
Speaker 2: heat my house right now. I know.
Speaker 1: And we're starting to become our parents too, because I
Speaker 1: think about all the shit that my parents said, like
Speaker 1: you know, turning off the lights.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eat all of thatd forbid. I know.
Speaker 1: I look at that bill, although I don't really understand
Speaker 1: the bill. Are we are we billing it in three
Speaker 1: month increments for the Edison thing? Like I gotta I
Speaker 1: don't know, I gotta start keeping track of that. Do
Speaker 1: you get paper bills or do you just like have
Speaker 1: like paperless stuff or whatever?
Speaker 2: Paperless?
Speaker 1: I still get like fit like bills like in I
Speaker 1: mean a lot of things like autodebit, but I still
Speaker 1: get like I like to see something like on hold
Speaker 1: a piece of paper, not like go online like me.
Speaker 2: What your login? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can barely log into my email. I'm not logging
Speaker 1: into my Edison account online?
Speaker 2: Which your password? Please? No clu hey.
Speaker 1: A headline this week Jason Kelce retiring. Yeah, obviously was
Speaker 1: last week. I'll tell you right now, any guy that
Speaker 1: wants to say something nice about their spouse, partner, whatever,
Speaker 1: look to Jason Kelce. I mean, what he said about
Speaker 1: his wife ridiculous. I know, I know, they're so cute.
Speaker 1: I love that and really sweet, like Travis being there
Speaker 1: and just like what a great family.
Speaker 2: God, we love them, love love love.
Speaker 1: That's gotta be tough, though, I mean, you know, we
Speaker 1: see it a lot with different athletes and work with,
Speaker 1: you know, ones that have that moment where you know,
Speaker 1: deciding that it's going to be over and when is
Speaker 1: the right time, And that's got to be hard because
Speaker 1: so much of your identity is wrapped up into what
Speaker 1: you do. But it's exciting also too for them to
Speaker 1: like what is that next chapter? And luckily there's so
Speaker 1: many different platforms, like he'd be great and broadcasting to
Speaker 1: continue or to stay around the sport. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: know your husband probably talked about it like those guys
Speaker 1: just missed the locker room.
Speaker 2: Yeah I missed that the boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, being around them, being around the boys, I know,
Speaker 1: I agree. Seeing Travis theair crying and everything in the
Speaker 1: mom and dad. That was very very special, and Jason
Speaker 1: is a very emotional dude. We've had we've had production
Speaker 1: meetings with him where he starts bawling. Oh, so, yeah
Speaker 1: he is. He's very, very thoughtful. What else you got?
Speaker 1: I was looking at our headlines that we had the
Speaker 1: this is funny.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: After years of his wife trying and failing to become
Speaker 1: a famous Instagram mom influencer in a household with two
Speaker 1: small children, this dad finally had enough. So it says
Speaker 1: two years ago, my wife approached me one day and
Speaker 1: told me that she was interested in making some money
Speaker 1: off Instagram. I thought it was a fine idea. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: in the past two years as a hopeful Instagram influencer,
Speaker 1: she's not made a single scent. The other day, I
Speaker 1: finally got fed up with her because I walked in
Speaker 1: the door to a complete disaster zone.
Speaker 2: I asked what she had done all day, to which
Speaker 2: she responded she was busy.
Speaker 1: I snapped at her and told her her Instagram was
Speaker 1: going nowhere and then I have to pick it up.
Speaker 2: Anyways, That's hard because why is that goals? I am confused.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, but it's also like I get
Speaker 1: that part where if she wants to start a career.
Speaker 1: That's wonderful, but if you're not making any money off it,
Speaker 1: then what are we doing.
Speaker 2: I had a moment.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was sitting I talked to you really quick.
Speaker 1: I was getting my hair done, which takes I love
Speaker 1: my guy that does my color. It's nothing against him.
Speaker 1: I just I hate getting my nails. Yeah, I hate
Speaker 1: getting my hair done. I wonder why I'm in a rut.
Speaker 1: I just I start to lose my mommy after a while.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there and flipping up on TikTok. I'm
Speaker 1: watching all these.
Speaker 2: Es I just do this contour like it and I'm
Speaker 2: like Jesus Christ, like, how do these people, Well, they're
Speaker 2: not in a rut?
Speaker 1: And I look over to my right. Molly Shannon is
Speaker 1: sitting next to me getting her hair done, getting her
Speaker 1: you know, everything done from Saturday Night Live. Like she's
Speaker 1: one of the funniest women she. I think was like
Speaker 1: when Saturday Night Live was out, It's best herd Will
Speaker 1: Ferrell and totally. She was on a business call of
Speaker 1: some sort and getting really really excited and was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Yeah for sure, And then I just
Speaker 1: started thinking about her and like probably how hard she
Speaker 1: worked to get there, and you know, everything you hear
Speaker 1: about being on Saturday Night Live is a fucking grind,
Speaker 1: Like it is a grind and they work their asses
Speaker 1: off have a time, but she's also kept it going
Speaker 1: like people love Molly Shannon, And so I started thinking
Speaker 1: about her and how hard she's worked and being a
Speaker 1: female comedian and how hard that is. And nothing against influencers,
Speaker 1: like good for you guys, do your thing, but that
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, this woman has grinded like
Speaker 1: she is royalty. So I was just kind of like, wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, you know about like the
Speaker 1: ability to make money and feel like you're just taking
Speaker 1: a picture or whatever, yeah, versus like this woman that's
Speaker 1: trying so hard to do that. And the Dad's like,
Speaker 1: why is our house in Matt now? You and I
Speaker 1: will say this because anytime we have to do a reel,
Speaker 1: we lose our mind.
Speaker 2: It's so hoty, I give so much credit.
Speaker 1: However, anybody wants to make money, like good on you, right,
Speaker 1: Like you think you get paid to take a picture,
Speaker 1: Like okay, I mean that's good, good for you.
Speaker 2: Also, how you guys do it blows my mind. I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm like, what, I know, how did they
Speaker 2: sit there and they do this and they look so good?
Speaker 2: They like I can't even like, I'm like I look
Speaker 2: so crazy. No I have.
Speaker 1: I have admittingly, like when we try to get like
Speaker 1: free shit real yeah, or like I want to tag
Speaker 1: like a brand or whatever, I'm going to take a
Speaker 1: picture of myself and then I look so stupid and
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I'm like, the brand's not going to
Speaker 1: be excited to see me in this sweatshirt, saying that's
Speaker 1: it's not working and I don't look cute and it's
Speaker 1: not working out. And then I get so frustrated. Like
Speaker 1: I had this Instagram outfit on the other day that
Speaker 1: I had bought whatever for a while ago, and I
Speaker 1: was wearing it at the ranch because it was snowing,
Speaker 1: and I thought I looked so cute, and I was like, Steve,
Speaker 1: take a picture of me.
Speaker 2: I look so cute.
Speaker 1: And then I'm looking at it and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: look so stupid, Like, well, how people look adorable in
Speaker 1: these outfits and tag and then we're making a reel.
Speaker 1: It takes me all day to put together a fucking
Speaker 1: reel and then it starts shorting out, and then I
Speaker 1: don't know how to edit it, and now I'm getting frustrated,
Speaker 1: and it's.
Speaker 2: Like it affects my mood.
Speaker 1: It oh, affects my mood. When you and I know
Speaker 1: we have to do one, it's like, oh god, you
Speaker 1: have to put makeup on because no filter is gonna
Speaker 1: help me. No, and yeah, it's just yeah. And then
Speaker 1: they're like, you know, just like edited this. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to edit. I don't know miss clue in hell,
Speaker 1: we we are on the other side of that, and
Speaker 1: these these young whipper snappers that can just, you know,
Speaker 1: like do these things in two seconds. I feel like
Speaker 1: with my dad when I was like, oh, just text
Speaker 1: me and he's like, I'm not texting. I'm never texting.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm that like old woman now that
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to do any of the social media shit.
Speaker 2: Again. I don't know how to be to do a TikTok.
Speaker 2: You don't even know how to get your license on.
Speaker 1: I know Steve's going to jail for dumping boxes. That's
Speaker 1: what we got going on over here. Okay, I do
Speaker 1: think that's illegal.
Speaker 2: I do. I'm not sure the offense. But I do
Speaker 2: think it's legal offense.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm sure because there's big signs that say
Speaker 1: no dumping, no dumping. Okay, well I got something to
Speaker 1: say about that, because I I tried to do the
Speaker 1: right thing. I ordered an absorbitent amount of mattresses up
Speaker 1: for the ranch because I was doing this other like
Speaker 1: house thing and I was thinking that I needed all
Speaker 1: of these twin mattresses. I don't, so I ended up
Speaker 1: with six fucking box springs I didn't need. So now
Speaker 1: I got to find a place to dump them. The
Speaker 1: dump doesn't take mattresses. It's like a hole to do.
Speaker 1: And so then we look online and it says this
Speaker 1: one place takes it. So we get there and like, oh,
Speaker 1: we no longer take We had to drive three hours
Speaker 1: to dump mattresses. And Steve looks at me and he goes,
Speaker 1: if this ever happens again, I'm flicking on the side
Speaker 1: of the r and I go, no, you're not, You're
Speaker 1: not doing that.
Speaker 2: We can't do that.
Speaker 1: But here's you get arrested. You get arrested, and here
Speaker 1: but here's the problem. I'm in the in the shit
Speaker 1: town I live in. I got to walk over people
Speaker 1: dumping toilets and cowte and all this other stuff. And
Speaker 1: meanwhile I'm driving three hours to try to do things
Speaker 1: the right way and dispose of the mattresses legally, and
Speaker 1: people are just throwing shit out off the side of
Speaker 1: the road. What's going on around here? See, don't put
Speaker 1: it down, put it away. I try to put the
Speaker 1: match away, and you got yell and had to rest
Speaker 1: three hours in the middle of nowhere to go to
Speaker 1: the one dump that could take it.
Speaker 2: The dump's are really fascinating place.
Speaker 1: It's just something The dump always reminds me of like
Speaker 1: my grandpa though, and I'm like, younger's like, oh, into
Speaker 1: the dump today.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how much cheff are we act?
Speaker 1: Like? Why are we going with the dump all the time?
Speaker 1: The word it actually is upsetting. I gotta be honest,
Speaker 1: The word is upsetting. And the we're discussing it actually
Speaker 1: on the podcast pretty much tells you where we are
Speaker 1: is exactly We're gonna die.
Speaker 2: We're run.
Speaker 1: I'm at the dump. Shit stop saying the word. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. You and I, though, are
Speaker 1: finally going to be together for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited about that. What else do we have
Speaker 1: to look forward to chatting out a couple of months,
Speaker 1: which is unacceptable. I miss him.
Speaker 2: He's cute, He's really really cute. He's loud. I texted
Speaker 2: Jackie Quick and Megan Carter the other day.
Speaker 1: Not sure why I feel it's a need to say
Speaker 1: their last name whenever I discuss them, but I uh,
Speaker 1: also whenever people call me, I just freeze, which is
Speaker 1: also fucking annoying.
Speaker 2: Kurt, We're gonna have to work on that.
Speaker 1: So I just said to them, you guys failed to
Speaker 1: mention that when your kid you lose hearing. When your
Speaker 1: kid like looks at you and then absolutely screams so
Speaker 1: loud it pierces your brain, your ear drum, and your soul.
Speaker 1: No one mentioned that part to me about having a baby.
Speaker 1: But why she did creaming just because he's a baby,
Speaker 1: because you can't express himself to like be like mom,
Speaker 1: I want to get up.
Speaker 2: I'm up with this. So he just goes, ah, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna run. Shit. What else do we have going on?
Speaker 2: Is this a podcast over nothing? I think we're at
Speaker 2: a time. Oh we are? Oh? Actually, because bench that
Speaker 2: I'm sitting on is so comfortable. I just where does
Speaker 2: the time go. Your ass is gonna run? All right, well,
Speaker 2: you know what, We're gonna get you out of that
Speaker 2: rut will be better.
Speaker 1: And uh, for any of you guys listening, we would like,
Speaker 1: what are the trends?
Speaker 2: What are we wearing? Should I cut my hair short?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Leave it alone? See I see these short cuts. And
Speaker 2: then if your hairy short it looks great, it's not.
Speaker 1: It needs to have like a defined style. Anyways, I'll
Speaker 1: work on that. Aaron will work on her. TikTok right, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, love you all bye, I love you.
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