WEBVTT - The Yogurt Comes with a Cult 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:08.280 It's two three am in a visa and you're listening 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:24.239 to Night Call. Hey everybody, and welcome back to Night Call, 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:28.120 a podcast for your trance days and bol Eric nights. 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:32.040 I'm Molly Lambert here in Los Angeles. Right next to 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:36.440 me is Tess Lynch and our special guest, Jennifer Almlini. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.199 Jenn jan is better on. Jana is the author of 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:45.400 Weird in a World That's Not, a really good business 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:48.960 book that is also kind of a memoir and just 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.200 really funny and great and also out now in paperback. 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:55.920 Check out Weird in a World That's Not. Welcome to 0:00:56.080 --> 0:01:00.200 Night Call. I'm very excited to be here. We're very excited. Um. 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.600 The first thing we were going to talk about today 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:06.959 is a really important moment, uh in culture in so 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:12.720 many ways. Kylie Jenner took her lip implants out. Maybe wait, 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.440 so is this confirmed by Kylie or is this something 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:19.240 that we've just noticed confirmed with a k UM. I 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:23.279 think she posted a picture and somebody said it looks 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:27.399 you look like the old Kylie and she confirmed She said, yeah, 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:29.880 I got my lip injections out, which is a really 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:33.399 complicated process. How do you do it? Well? I don't 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:36.240 I don't actually know, but I think I think that 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:39.640 you have to inject another thing in to dissolve the thing, 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.640 and then I think it takes like twenty four to 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:46.080 four eight hours to whatever that chemical compound is the strength. 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:48.160 I mean, this whole thing sounds so gross. I think 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:52.120 it's interesting to think about, like shriveling the thing inside 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:54.480 your lip that is making it bigger. I just want 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.880 to know if it leaks out or if your body 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.920 absorbs what used to be like this little like deflo 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:03.360 aided kind of Can your lips feel anything like it? 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.800 Because lips are so sensitive, Like when you're doing all 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:07.520 of that and shrinking them and blowing them up, what 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:14.120 do they feel? That's a really hard question. I mean, 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:19.520 I'm just imagining like the sensation of deflation that must 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.360 and how are they not super wrinkly. Did she get 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:26.160 something in them to like plump them up naturally? They 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.240 just kind of look like they used to. It's really interesting. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.880 I don't think I knew you could go back. It's 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:34.200 just a strange choice for her, Like what does it 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:37.560 make so much sense? It's because like it's been the 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:40.360 time for it to end for a while now, you know, 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.600 like the look became the Kylie Jenner look became so 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:48.440 prevalent with like lip implants really really strongly drawn on eyebrows. 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:52.000 We've talked so much about the full trows microblading a 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:54.040 lot because I didn't know what it meant. I thought 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.240 it meant vanilla eyes, eyebrows. Also dying your eyebrows. Everybody's 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.880 dyeing their eyebrows. That's just a lot of eyebrows, you know. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.160 And then I think Mary H. K Choi was saying 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.320 recently that like it's it's time for like thin nineties 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.720 eyebrows to come back, Like if that has to be nice, no, 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:11.000 it is going to be next. You know what's really weird? 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:14.960 But I noticed I went to a kid's art show recently, 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:18.760 and all of the drawings of people or animals had eyebrows. 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:21.920 And when I was a kid, nobody like, you didn't 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.040 do eyebrows until you were like fifth grade or so, 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.440 and then you were like, wait, there's more things on 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:29.360 the face than just what I know. But I feel 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.760 like kids now, it's like the eyebrows are so prominent 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:33.839 that they're like they're like stick figures and they don't 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:36.600 have noses, but they have like really crazy eyebrows, because 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.680 they don't know a world without eyebrows like we do. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.720 I know I lived in that world. Did you guys 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:44.120 have really skinny nineties brows? I know the answer for 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:47.560 one of you, yes, I did, and they never I 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:50.640 had these great, like Brookshields brows at one point, and 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.280 then I did that thing and they never really came back. No, 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:56.160 they never come back. Yeah. Well that is Kim Kardashian's 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.560 main regret, she says, was getting her baby hair and 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:03.600 like eyebrows laser when she was younger, because you can't 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:08.600 on laser, you yeah, uninject, but you can't. Yeah. Yeah, 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.960 that one was like, oh, like my one ethnic feature 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.080 I got rid of, and now I wish I also 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:18.039 heard my whole personality. I mean, yeah, I saw a picture, don't. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.000 I don't even know how I got there, but I 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:23.560 ended up last night on a page of photographs of 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:28.160 a two thousand nine J C. Penny Charlotte Ronson store opening, 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:32.440 and it was like a really long time ago in 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.680 Kim Kardashian's space. And then just like all of those 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:38.480 like two thousand celebrities like Lohan in Paris, Hilton and 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:40.400 all those people, and I was just like, what a 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:44.680 horrible time I miss I missed, but also so innocent. 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:48.640 I miss Kim Kardashian's old face, but not her old 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.040 old face. There's like a face in the middle that 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:53.960 that's what everyone says she reached, but you can't, you 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:57.920 can't help but go into the uncanny valley. I think 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.400 her face is just meant for print, It's just meant 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.040 to be still. And like you see, it's interesting about 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.000 her is when she laughed, she always covers her mouth 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:08.599 like she's very uncomfortable with her movement of her face. Yeah, 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:10.240 I think that's true of all of them, and I've 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.960 thought I've also thought about that a lot, because especially Kylie, 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:16.120 her face is like for Instagram and her makeup is 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.920 for Instagram because it's like stage makeup. It's like if 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:21.240 you see someone in real life with that much makeup on, 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.360 you're like, wow, that's a lot of makeup for daytime. 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:27.480 But that's hot. Yeah, but that's just the look now. Also, 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:30.600 it's like it also just that's the thing, is just 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:32.719 young girls who have like a shipload of makeup on 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:34.680 that they don't need. I spent a long time on 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:38.800 Haley Baldwin's Instagram page. We should talk about that too. Yeah, 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:44.320 congratulations Haley Baldwin and Justin Bieber soon to be newlywed. 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.640 So you had a poll on Twitter, I think Molly 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.239 about who who would make it to the aisle first, 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.080 or like what would happen first? And it was Haley 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:56.960 Baldwin and Justin Bieber, um Pete and Ariana or like 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:00.560 the world just engulfing itself in flames? Is that you? Okay? 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:04.640 Just someone else, added Jackson Brittany, who also are engaged. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:08.880 But that's like a whole, it's like a long yeah. Well, uh, 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:12.440 you know, getting engaged can be a great publicity stunt 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:16.960 for somebody like Justin Bieber or Ariana Grande. And then 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:19.880 somebody conspiracy Theory pointed out they have the same manager, 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:24.000 Scooter Braun, and they were like, the devil works hard, 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:28.120 but Scooter Braun works harder. And Ariana responded and was like, 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:31.120 just because two people are in love, it doesn't mean 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:33.120 it's a publicity stunt. So I think she and Pete 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:36.160 or for real, I mean that tattoos are forever. The 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:40.479 tattoos are forever. I'm really enjoying. They're like, I don't 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:42.920 know it feels like natural born killers, and I love it. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.600 You know, I'm just like, I'm worried about them. They 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.680 seem like kids to be crazy. Worry. No. I love 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.640 a folly. I love when two people go insane like together, 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:54.760 because that's what love is all about. I think they're 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:57.240 all getting engaged because they want to project the summer 0:06:57.279 --> 0:07:01.400 Instagram kind of fine. I think it's the summer of 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:04.280 instant It's like, what's the best life. We're all having 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:08.160 the best. Meanwhile, it's like a hundred and fifty degrees 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:11.560 and everybody just goes away for like six months. It 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.200 feels like, well, that's the thing people's trips on Instagram. 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:17.000 It's like the time is worked. So you're like, is 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.520 this person still in fucking vacations? Yes, because of the 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:22.680 timeline while they've been gone for three months. Listen to 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:32.160 this ic coffee though, it's very refreshing. So Molly and 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:34.280 Emily and I have all gotten our fab fit Fun 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:37.560 Summer Editors boxes, and we were like shocked at how 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:39.960 much we loved these things. They are really awesome. If 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:42.360 you don't know, fab fit Fun is a seasonal subscription 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.960 box for women to discover new products for a life 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:48.160 well lived. But it also had it just covers all 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:50.360 of the bases of the things that you would want 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.320 in a subscription box. That had a lot of makeup, 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:56.680 a lot of bath items, and some like really cool 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:59.760 kind of gap. You're really excited about it. We did 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:04.680 the unveiling. I guess it wasn't public, but me and 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.640 Testa and Emily we're all texting each other pictures of 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.560 the things we got in the box. Yeah, that's sponge 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.760 a lot, that's sponge. It makes your whole bathroom smells 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:16.360 so good for like two weeks, it was insane. I 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:20.560 really liked the chorus shower gel in. Yes, it was 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.800 so good. I got really up touched with it and 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.120 I think I'll definitely buy it again. The other nice 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.280 thing is that if you like something, you're not dealing 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:30.200 with like a tiny, little trial size, everything is full size. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:33.120 So yeah, it's all like full size products, and there's 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.160 like a lot of things in the box and they fancy. Yeah, 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:39.079 we like super fans. We liked them all. Yeah, so 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:42.720 I think the Summer Editor's Box, they all kind of vary, 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:47.240 but you get a really cute train case, um haab 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.080 a mineral hand cream. I super loved and it was 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.360 like a giant. And here's the thing that you loved 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.880 the most is the Spongeel Papaya, Uso box Flower body 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:58.439 wash and fused buffer. Oh my god. Well, first of all, 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:00.280 I loved it, but I also felt really bad because 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.200 normally with that kind of stuff, I will let my 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.440 kids like play with our experiment with it, and I 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:08.320 was like, don't touch it. It's it's mine. Um. 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I 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.679 kind of like other people's vacation, Jen, you had a 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.080 really great vacation, Jen, Come on, you went to Malta 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.760 did but it's all forgotten. Like that's the other thing 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.760 about time on Instagram. I did good Malta. It was amazing. 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.480 It was like Europe in the seventies, the best thing 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.880 that ever happened. It looked amazing and you were there. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.560 Are all these pictures of you, like wandering cobblestones, looking 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:41.480 like the food pictures were also pretty good. Um I, 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.960 but it also looked genuinely like a beautiful, cool place. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:46.959 I don't know, I guess because I'm like always just 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.480 hot and sweaty in my apartment. I like, take a 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:53.920 vacation with my eye. But you you've taken some like 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.800 brief you'll go to the beach, for instance, which is like, 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.560 you know, it's a formidable drive, Like that's that's not 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:03.160 nothing that takes effort. I love the beach d vacation. Yeah, 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.520 I know. But it's funny though, because it's like I 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:07.920 wanted to be off Instagram when we were on that trip, 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.319 and I had this old dad friend who was like, 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:13.600 do do me a favor, just get off Instagram? And 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.959 I was like, but will it even happen if I'm 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.520 not on Instagram? Like I just couldn't stop. You can't. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.880 You just know, it's like it's it's almost like an obligation. Yeah. 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:26.720 Emily Yoshida was on her honeymoon and posted some amazing 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:31.160 uh forest crab Instagram. He said that they, well, we 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:34.959 talked about this. We talked about stop talking about these 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.640 forest crabs. They were crabs in a forest. They were 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.040 it was raining so hard they thought it was the ocean. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.320 So they were like climbing around on rocks and being 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.679 super cute and poll and just it was very hot here. 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:46.839 It was so hot. But I like watched that video 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.120 a hundred times because I was like, this is making 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:52.920 me feel better, you know, And like I've been watching 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.200 this reality show made in Chelsea that's all about like 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:58.600 just really posh people in England who all their problems 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.880 are about like Love Triangle because they have no financial problems, 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:05.400 you know. They just like go on vacations and shop 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:08.160 all day and hate each other, hate each other and 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:10.480 be mean. It's a great show. But I follow them 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:13.600 all on Instagram and like they're all on like yachts, 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:16.720 but I like to look I like to be like 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:20.640 sure speaking of a courting Kardashian, he's bringing back like 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:25.000 it's She's obviously the smartest court Kardashian, at least this summer, 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:27.839 you know, like she's just in Italy or someone was 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.520 saying she didn't want to be a Kardashian with she 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:34.000 seems like she opts out the most. She's always she's 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:37.680 always been the most interesting and the smartest. Her mistakes 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.760 have been more compelling mistakes. You know. Her insecurity is 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.920 like a little more who among us cannot relate to 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:47.280 like being in love with Scott Disick and like not 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.679 knowing what to do about it, you know, although I 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.559 don't know, I feel like it was a more strategic 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.600 move than that. I think she was like, you have 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.600 good genes, I would like children with you. Boom boom boom, 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.360 And now I'm in a dated young bull. It always 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:01.120 made sense at the time, but also like I loved 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.520 the Kardashian arc for a long time and then I 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:05.760 got bored of it. But I can I never was 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.600 on the train, and now it's almost like they're just 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.160 fine art where I'm like I just see pictures of 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.120 them and feel like I get enough. There was a 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.280 lot of like a lot of like real trauma came in, 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:18.240 you know, like Scott's parents both died and he wouldn't 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.160 deal with it, and then he just like went to 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.800 the club all the time instead, and it was so dark, 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:25.080 you know, he was like drunk at seven am. Yeah. 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:28.520 Carrie Batan wrote this amazing article a while ago about him, 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.000 where it was about how he was like his career 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.480 is getting paid to go to clubs to be Scott 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.360 to say, but he has all these addiction issues, so 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:39.160 like he can't but he can't like stop. If he 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:41.480 stopped drinking and partying, he can't be in the club 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.640 without partying, and if he stopped partying, he wouldn't get 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.240 paid anymore. He had like an Instagram that was like 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.640 a Span Cohn and he just cut and pasted the 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.480 copy and all the ad words in it. Yeah, it 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:55.679 was like ad personal experience. It was the best. Yeah, 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.560 what is your guy's favorite summer Instagram? Mostly? Mostly I 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:01.800 have to say I've been digging Courtney Kardashian. I've really 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:05.040 been like, there's so much like good Italian China. There's 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:08.360 like so many foods. You know, what's the best summer Instagram? 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:14.120 I wanted to talk about this. Amy Nicholson and Kazakhstan. Yes, yeah, yes, 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:17.760 do you follow this? I've seen I've seen it since 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:22.080 it's been in my highlights. Yeah, Amy Nicholson. Our friend 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:24.840 is on a trip to Kazakhstan because she went to 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:28.640 the Kazakhstan Film Festival. And she's in a town called Astara, 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:33.560 which was apparently built in and it's just like a giant, 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:39.520 crazy Las Vegas city that is all a tribute to 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:43.720 this one like sort of dictator seeming leader, the president. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:45.960 And she just does it so well. She does like 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.040 people who do it well and people who don't like 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.000 your people who are like, Okay, you don't have to 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:53.520 humble brag, you don't have to be self condo. Just 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.720 it's just she went by herself and she's like just 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:00.320 instagram storying all this crazy stuff she's been seeing. There's 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:06.200 been like three circuses. She's yeah. She was like, yeah, 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:08.720 so I'll start like the big tourist attractions are these 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:12.400 three giant malls. One of them has like an indoor 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.520 beach in it. They all have like an amusement park inside. 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:17.800 I was like, this is the best, and she was like, oh, 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.600 I knew you would, like yeah, just like a Jurassic 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:24.440 Park ride rip off in that's amazing. She went to 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:27.320 another film festival in Turkey that she had posted amazing 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:29.200 photos from. It's just like she'll go to these film 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.840 festivals and then I get to go to a place 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:35.600 like Kazakstan I know nothing about, and it turns out 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:39.120 the part she's in is like all weird, like pyramid tomb. 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:44.440 That sounds amazing. She also seeks out the weird and 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:49.320 she like accepts the you know, whatever comes from the experience, 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:51.920 which seems great, But um, I mean I'm saying that 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:54.240 because She's posted about how they keep serving her horse 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:59.040 at things and how she is polite enough to eat 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:01.720 it or not to say no. You know, it's a 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:04.760 cultural well we've all been to Ikea, so yeah, you 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:07.920 know what you didn't remember what the meatballs are made 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.920 out of horse. There was a thing a couple of 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.840 years ago where they tested They were like, what's in 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.320 these meatballs? And then they were like, oh, it's horse, 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:20.080 but they did not say it was horse. But I 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:23.960 am an Ikea meatball addict, and I also love horses. 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.960 I rode horses for a long time, and I still 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:29.800 was like, I'm sure it's fine. Maybe not in America. 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.400 Maybe it's just the meatballs in Sweden. I don't know. 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:36.240 I like convinced myself that did some bargaining I did. 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:39.440 I was like, please, let's go back. If you're eating meat, 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.680 you're eating That's what I'm saying. If you're eating meat, 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:44.560 you're like making making. The double part is that I 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:46.960 think it was trace amounts of horse. I don't think 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:50.040 it was mostly horse. Well, if it's one horse that 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.600 dies over the course of like, it's because meAll, you know, 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:55.320 I hate that. I know this, it's because horse me 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:59.200 is like cheap, right, Well, because horses, when they become lame, 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:00.960 you have to put them down. Is that what the 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:05.000 glue factory is? Yeah? No, Wait, didn't really really make 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:06.920 them into glue. I mean I think they used to. 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:11.760 I think it may have been ethical blue only. Speaking 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:14.640 of ethical glue, can we talk about the forty four 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:17.560 dollar yogurt? Oh my god, Oh my god. Wait, I 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:19.359 already forget what it's called. It was like it was 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:23.560 called yogurt cult or something coconut cult. It's forty four 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:25.960 dollar yogurt. I mean, it's at lessons, which I should 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:28.800 never go into, but it's I walked in, I was like, 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:31.360 what is this coconut yogurt? And then I looked down 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:35.320 at the price and it was I just can't How 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:37.720 how did you not like look at all the ingredients 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:40.879 to suss out what? I mean? I don't know. I 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:43.200 think I was so disturbed and embarrassed to be buy it. 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:45.479 I didn't want anybody to see me picking it up 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:49.679 a picture exactly to take a picture of what's happening 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:51.720 to us is a culture that we're buying forty four 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:56.240 dollar yogurts. I'll turn upon intend buys that who buys. 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:57.879 And what I said earlier was if there had been 0:17:57.920 --> 0:17:59.920 weed in it, because I've also seen like cookies and 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:02.199 are like twenty five bucks and lassons and I'm like, oh, 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:06.080 that is weed in it, ok, but it's CBD. Yeah. 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:09.800 And it's not even fun weed in CBD yogurt. No, No, 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.960 it was just plain probiotic whatever. It was like Jamie 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:15.760 Lee Curtis large with it. I mean it was like 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:19.120 the normal like family size. It wasn't like the small container, 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:21.200 but it was like not that. It wasn't like you 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:23.159 get it for a month. I mean, you know, a 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:25.200 couple of couple of yogurts in granola and you're done. 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:28.840 I'm totally planning to visit this yogurt, like paying audience 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.760 to the yogurt. There's like a flamingo on it. For 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:34.399 no reason. I'm always interested in like what is the 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:40.080 most expensive like silly homeopathic products, because somebody's going to 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.160 buy it because they'll be like forty dollars, it must 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.760 be the best. Yeah, yeah, like this has to be 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:48.919 better than the than the Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt. Are 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:52.640 probiotics a scam? Or is it real? I mean probiotics 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:55.440 are real. The question is like do they really hang 0:18:55.520 --> 0:18:57.320 out in your guts or do they just know that 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:00.320 there's so many different kinds of probiotics and like it 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:03.200 doesn't like I don't know how much good bacteria do 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:06.720 you need. We all are a little bit interested in, 0:19:06.880 --> 0:19:10.320 like I want to say, snake oil. Yeah, test wasn't 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:12.720 the oil pulling for a while, and that's right for 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:14.879 outing you as an oil puller. You've done it twice 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.120 now it's like, well, I thought it was fascinating because 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:19.200 I was like, what if that's? What if that works? 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:22.080 Here's the oil in your mouth? Yeah, and like spit 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:25.360 rins it around minutes gen how do you not get long? 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:28.640 You do get but you're like I want white tea. Yeah, 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:31.480 but to be fair, it's cheap because it was coconut oil. 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:34.040 It makes it makes your teeth really clean. But that 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:35.840 my dentist was like, you could do it with water. 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:38.600 I was like oh, and they're like it's just the 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:42.320 exact same thing. You're just like basically flossing or like 0:19:42.880 --> 0:19:44.920 you could do it with like mouthwash. It's like the 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:48.040 same mouthwash. You know. I gotta say I'm very skeptical 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:51.560 of mouthwash because the alcohol in mouthwash is like bad 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:54.439 I mean speaking of good bacteria, you're just like zapping 0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.840 all of it. Yeah, but you should zap all the bacteria. 0:19:57.000 --> 0:19:59.240 My dentist was like, why don't you gargle with bleach? 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:03.760 What about all? What? Wait? What what did you do 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:05.919 to your dentists? Well? I have I have messed up 0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:08.720 teeth for for many reasons, but one of them some 0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:11.240 of them in my own fault. But when I knocked 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:14.600 them out of wedding once. But anyway, I am. He 0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:16.760 was like, he was like, you have so much bacteria. 0:20:16.880 --> 0:20:18.840 I think that you should I think that you should 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.840 try bleach. And I was like, okay, this is really 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:26.120 messed up. I can't, like I'll die right um. Anyway, 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:30.440 Also today in lessons they have ear candles. Don't do that. 0:20:31.320 --> 0:20:34.120 They're all in these like buckets and you can't pick 0:20:34.200 --> 0:20:35.440 them out. You have to bring the whole If you 0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:37.560 want one, you bring the whole container up to the 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:39.879 counter and they pick one out for you and wrap it. 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:42.560 And I was like, this seems there's something wrong about 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:45.879 the will is right for you. You should never do 0:20:46.040 --> 0:20:48.320 that because first of all, like you can light yourself 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:50.240 on fire. But second of all, I was reading about 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:52.960 someone who did that and it melted the ear wax 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:55.040