Speaker 1: Ready for another episode of the brook Boys podcast. I am.
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Speaker 1: noise data dot Episode one, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm brody.
Speaker 1: He's scary. I'm scary, He's brody. That's right. We uh.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling energized. You know. I realized that the good
Speaker 1: swift chick in the ask that I need to my
Speaker 1: afternoon comes in the form of a double espresso shot.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I just had one. I needed it. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna fall asleep waiting for you. Well, I I
Speaker 1: was buying um Starbucks cold brew with vanilla cream or
Speaker 1: something at Starbucks. Then I found them in quick marks
Speaker 1: at the gas station. They have three dollars a can,
Speaker 1: so I've I've become slightly addicted to them. And then
Speaker 1: on the weekends. I'm not gonna lie to you. I
Speaker 1: know I don't drink. I've been putting a smidge of
Speaker 1: kaloo in there, and it's it's a little ummy. Hold
Speaker 1: on and Target, they were selling the cans for three
Speaker 1: dollars a can also, so I picked up a couple
Speaker 1: of cans. I picked up a couple of little bottles.
Speaker 1: They're a little bit larger than the cans. And then
Speaker 1: I'm over by the milk and the ice cream refrigerators. Yea,
Speaker 1: and they've got a giant bottle of it for five dollars.
Speaker 1: I got you screaming into your microphone back away. That's
Speaker 1: how excited I am. I had a little by the way,
Speaker 1: I had a little bit of Mulinari sambuca to my
Speaker 1: double espresso. So as they said, our all neighbor de zamble.
Speaker 1: But but Mullinari is the good stuff. That's the stuff
Speaker 1: from Italy. That's the Italian The Romana is the more
Speaker 1: common sambuca. It's crap you want. That's the blue and
Speaker 1: white label coffee cop It has the Roman colosseum on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like the coffee cup. But that even though
Speaker 1: as Greek stuff it looks like the coffee cup, it's trash.
Speaker 1: You want Mullinari, look for Mullinari, not a not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: but Galliano Galliano is that guess is good? You could
Speaker 1: add that that's the tall bottle of the bottle that's there.
Speaker 1: It's the big bottle of the Ladies Love. It's the
Speaker 1: it's the it's the towers over all other bottles, Ladies
Speaker 1: and Man. If you prefer, also check out the Galiano bottle,
Speaker 1: the Galiano bus. Usually it's it's hidden somewhere because they
Speaker 1: can't fit it on the shelf with everything else. That's right,
Speaker 1: there's no head. Can I pause here a second? My
Speaker 1: dogs going crazy? My daughter's coming home between pors, Well
Speaker 1: wait a second, why do you dogs go crazy for
Speaker 1: your your daughter? People come in the house, but not you.
Speaker 1: They get they get excited when I come home. They
Speaker 1: don't bark like crazy. They run to the top of
Speaker 1: the steps when I come in through the garage and
Speaker 1: they meet meet the steps. That's so, you know what,
Speaker 1: that would be wonderful. I don't you know? I come
Speaker 1: home to a silent house. Oh, she leave the radio one.
Speaker 1: I really know. I come to There's no one waiting
Speaker 1: to greet me at the door. There's no dog or
Speaker 1: cat or something to jump all over me and lick me.
Speaker 1: All right, you can just leave it right there. Please.
Speaker 1: You know what I come home too. I come home
Speaker 1: to a sink full of dishes. Yeah, today you came
Speaker 1: home to pizza. So I did, I did, I did.
Speaker 1: I did come home to pizza today. But now you
Speaker 1: you live, You live alone, even though your girlfriend stays over.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you live alone. And I love you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I know you cook a lot, But if you ever
Speaker 1: put dirty dishes in the oven when people were coming over,
Speaker 1: I've never done that. It's never been that desperate for me.
Speaker 1: But I will leave him in the sink for three,
Speaker 1: four or five days. I have dish that have been
Speaker 1: in there since before I left for my trip last weekend. See,
Speaker 1: I don't do that, But I said. I had two
Speaker 1: roommates before I got married. One was was It was
Speaker 1: his first time moving out of his parents house. Uh,
Speaker 1: and so he was. He was. He was my second roommate.
Speaker 1: He was a breath of fresh air in terms of
Speaker 1: hygiene because he cleaned up like he was like nervous
Speaker 1: because he was moving into my apartment. Right. But my
Speaker 1: first roommate, Rob, who we've talked about, the one who's
Speaker 1: got divorced, and I didn't know it. Yep, he was.
Speaker 1: He was a slob. He still has probably almost He
Speaker 1: would have parties. He would have people over late, and
Speaker 1: stuff would be in the sink, and so for a
Speaker 1: while I would yell at him like, hey man, you know,
Speaker 1: stop leaving your dishes in the sink, like there's no
Speaker 1: room to wash my plates whatever. We'd never a dishwasher.
Speaker 1: So a couple of times I'd come home and like
Speaker 1: the sink was empty. I'm like, oh, all right, nice.
Speaker 1: And then I would go to like cook something and
Speaker 1: it was an all all the dishes, like a week's
Speaker 1: where the pots and pants and were all in the oven.
Speaker 1: He would shove everything in the oven. But then if
Speaker 1: I want to use the oven, I have to take
Speaker 1: him out of the oven. Now you have a dirty
Speaker 1: oven because you're dirty plate. That's disgusting and oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's awful. I would never I will say though that
Speaker 1: I will love him, but I will let it go.
Speaker 1: I'll have the dishes in the sink and let it
Speaker 1: do what it needs to do. But then at that point,
Speaker 1: at some point, do you know I promised myself as
Speaker 1: soon as we're done with this podcast, I'm going over
Speaker 1: and I'm going to rinse them off and then put
Speaker 1: them in the dishwasher. Do you rinch your dish dishes
Speaker 1: off before you put them in the dishwasher or you
Speaker 1: just We've had this conversation on the air because we
Speaker 1: know someone who not only rinses them but washes them.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a minute. It depends. Look,
Speaker 1: if there's like a ton of tomato sauce, that's unlikely
Speaker 1: to happen on my plate because I'll look that clean.
Speaker 1: But if there's somebody else in my family, like there's
Speaker 1: a lot of food on the plate and it happened
Speaker 1: to put it in the sink, I'll sprits it off.
Speaker 1: I'll give it a little. I I have a little
Speaker 1: switch on my on my hose sinkhos where I get
Speaker 1: to put it the sprayer the spray and I'll get
Speaker 1: a little on the plate. But that's it. I'm not
Speaker 1: washing it. What's the point, Listen, I spent my life
Speaker 1: in an apartment building, growing up that didn't have it
Speaker 1: washing uh dishwasher or washer and dryer, so I don't
Speaker 1: I don't waste my opportunity to use them. So I
Speaker 1: put them in there. I wouldn't put like caked on,
Speaker 1: like burnt on ship on them. I listen, I take
Speaker 1: my scrub, I take my scrub, Daddy and I and
Speaker 1: I and I scrub it. I just want to make
Speaker 1: sure they're not a sponsor, not a sponsor, but I
Speaker 1: want to make sure that all the residue is done,
Speaker 1: is not is gone, and then this way kind of
Speaker 1: residue like catchup or burnt on cheese. I just want
Speaker 1: to I rinse all the plates and glasses. I give
Speaker 1: everything in a quick rinse before I put it in,
Speaker 1: and anything that has heavier things on it, I have
Speaker 1: to scrub a little bit because I do not want
Speaker 1: any problems. When that ship is done and that thing
Speaker 1: it goes to heat dry and it's over, I open
Speaker 1: up that dishwasher. I want to see everything sparkling. I
Speaker 1: don't want to see like crusts of remnants left on anything. Remnants.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. You could take the okay, but you
Speaker 1: might wash ten plates. But if you hadn't, only maybe
Speaker 1: two would have come out dirty. So then you wash
Speaker 1: them on the back end. You just give a little
Speaker 1: little scrape scrape with a green scrubby pad and you
Speaker 1: rinse some of it some more to put in the
Speaker 1: dry rack. You're done. You don't have to scrub, like
Speaker 1: if it's if it's really really hard cheese, like you
Speaker 1: microwave nachos or whatever and it's caked on. That's one thing.
Speaker 1: Like if it's hard, you go to like scrape it
Speaker 1: off and you can't. That's one thing. But if you
Speaker 1: just have like sauce or gravy or you know, some
Speaker 1: catchup or whatever you ate out of of of a
Speaker 1: plate and now it's it's got grease and dirt and grime,
Speaker 1: you just throw it right in a dishwasher. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: it's loose grease. If it's loose grease. Uh yeah. By
Speaker 1: the way, you dated a girl with that nickame in
Speaker 1: high school. Grease. Yeah she was Italian. Yeah, yeah, he loose.
Speaker 1: Remember Jersey Kid, Jersey Kid Greg t. We went over
Speaker 1: his house to have a planning meeting once like for
Speaker 1: the show, and he, you know, he served us a meal.
Speaker 1: He took all the plates. She washed them put him in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he and then he then he scrubbed and
Speaker 1: dried the sink. Who dries the sink. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: he was going to bed for the night. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'll drive the sinc It was like he used the
Speaker 1: sink once. So I went over and I washed my
Speaker 1: hands real quick, and he went over and he dried
Speaker 1: the sink again. Like that's that is you put you
Speaker 1: You can come up with any letter combination for that illness.
Speaker 1: He's got something, he does. He's got something because that's
Speaker 1: a that's over the top and that listen, if it's
Speaker 1: if it's a clinical thing, I get it. I just
Speaker 1: think he's Greg Tate. But he washes. I don't get that.
Speaker 1: He said, I want to go want them clean when
Speaker 1: they go in. That's like showering, like taking a bath
Speaker 1: before you get in the shower. Yeah yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 1: that's overboard. I'm somewhere in the middle if you yeah,
Speaker 1: you're in the middle. I'm on the scale. I'm on this.
Speaker 1: I'm on the spectrum. Agrees on the spectrum. Spectrum, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Yeah, I want to clarify, you know,
Speaker 1: what the hell are you talking about anyway. Can we
Speaker 1: do a quick shout out though, Christie Ma Jorga thirteen
Speaker 1: on Twitter, I fucking love you. No, No, she's Christie,
Speaker 1: Christie Majorga thirteen. She okay. The good news is she
Speaker 1: supported our merch store, Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 1: That's Brooklyn Boys, Big Cartel dot com. I know exactly
Speaker 1: what you gotta say. She and she bought herself and
Speaker 1: F you APE seventy seven hat. Yes, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna send a selfie of me
Speaker 1: with the hat on. However, you're also holding your three
Speaker 1: year old daughter in your arms. Horrible little girl, the
Speaker 1: horrible And I was saying you had a fuck you
Speaker 1: ABE seventy seven hat on when he took this picture
Speaker 1: right now. The daughter has no clue. She's smiling for
Speaker 1: the camera. She's got her fingers in her mouth like
Speaker 1: it's mommy and daughter, but the mother. I loved that.
Speaker 1: I loved it because it says f you and doesn't
Speaker 1: mean anything. Yet. I'll tell you the worst thing I
Speaker 1: ever saw. Um, we were at I was with my
Speaker 1: kids and we were at Uh. This is the ironic part,
Speaker 1: and I guess coincidental as well. We were BJ's Hostale,
Speaker 1: and who doesn't love a host a good Hostale b J.
Speaker 1: So this fat guy is pushing his daughter in a
Speaker 1: shopping cart and his his belly, you know, it's kind
Speaker 1: of stretching his shirt a little bit. And but so
Speaker 1: the shirt has an arrow pointing down right and above
Speaker 1: it it says blowjob wanted or something like that that effect, right,
Speaker 1: Like what you're gonna wear that with your daughter in
Speaker 1: the car. First of all, you shouldn't wear that anywhere
Speaker 1: in public. That's the kind of thing like when your
Speaker 1: boys come over, maybe like you put on as a
Speaker 1: joke or a frat house in college. You don't. You
Speaker 1: can't like that. Yeah, so the f you had, I
Speaker 1: love it for it. That compared to the blow job shirt.
Speaker 1: Blow job shirt, Yeah, that's a problem. That's not gonna
Speaker 1: be the name of the episode. By the way, in
Speaker 1: the episode, Scary says to me, hey man, what we
Speaker 1: call the episode? And we spent a couple of minutes
Speaker 1: trying to figure out the name of the episode at
Speaker 1: the end, So, so okay, and so that this one
Speaker 1: will not be called blowjob shirt. I do have a
Speaker 1: question about our episode titles. Scary sometimes thinks that if
Speaker 1: it's very clever or very if it's a little bit sexual,
Speaker 1: we do we do a lot better, right like people,
Speaker 1: I do think so I think that people that are
Speaker 1: looking at the menu of which which episode they can
Speaker 1: listen to, they'll go for those first. Again, listen in order,
Speaker 1: and don't get caught up by the title. That the
Speaker 1: title is not going to determine whether episode is good
Speaker 1: or not. It's just gonna tell you, like a little
Speaker 1: what's oh that's about? But we're we're again, we're doing
Speaker 1: this roller coaster thing. We're like, last week's episode was huge, right,
Speaker 1: and then the one before it, which was like the
Speaker 1: sucky suck truck or something medium. So you guys are
Speaker 1: listening in order, or we got a wave of new
Speaker 1: listeners last week, in which case, hey, guys, welcome on
Speaker 1: board for your second episode back to zero after the
Speaker 1: after this and start off at the beginning. We think
Speaker 1: you'll enjoy it. And then what happened to the episode two? People?
Speaker 1: Did they just decide they don't. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. This is the black hole, but we will
Speaker 1: not be calling this the black hole. Board job wanted
Speaker 1: and obviously sucky suck truck never again because it doesn't
Speaker 1: perform well. Right, And you know what, I've gone in
Speaker 1: and relabeled episode. So like, if you if you're a
Speaker 1: hardcore Brooklyn Slice, Brooklyn Boys, Slice for Life, yeah you'll
Speaker 1: wait wait a minute. That episode title change. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: tweak it because I feel like the episode title sucked
Speaker 1: and it's hurting us. So like I changed one episode
Speaker 1: to listen to this damn episode, but that didn't work.
Speaker 1: Didn't work, change the back, so I changed it back.
Speaker 1: You want to you want to do an early Grammar police,
Speaker 1: We haven't done it early, okay? And I would imagine
Speaker 1: people listen, they get the gist of the entire episode,
Speaker 1: and they'll whether it's earlier late they know. But I
Speaker 1: always say, I don't know if people actually two out
Speaker 1: halfway through and say fund this episode, I'm done. No,
Speaker 1: I gotta hear grammar police. I get that, although police
Speaker 1: police police, Yeah, all right, yeah, what do you gott
Speaker 1: uh second? Homeless? Second? We got you know, you know
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys quotes, Yes, right, it's daily baby quotes. They
Speaker 1: disappeared for a while and I tweeted at them and said, oh,
Speaker 1: who where are you guys? What's going on there and so, uh,
Speaker 1: they're back now. They took a break. It's a daily
Speaker 1: BB quotes and they highlight funny things that we've said.
Speaker 1: Well this week it said episode thirty, At forty nine
Speaker 1: minutes into the show, I said, do you do you
Speaker 1: like the jingle? It was the first time playing the
Speaker 1: Grammar Police jingle, and you laughed and said I love it.
Speaker 1: And I said, I told you I had to jingle
Speaker 1: and you said that's awesome. So this is, uh, the
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty fifth episode of Grammar Police Jingles Jingle
Speaker 1: in existence. So you go, and I did the math right,
Speaker 1: Even though it's a hundred and fifty four episodes, you
Speaker 1: also count the one that it was in. I have
Speaker 1: a couple of Grammar polices that do you have one?
Speaker 1: Let me give you two, and then you can give
Speaker 1: me something. I'll give you some. After that you can
Speaker 1: get with me. Then you can get with him. You
Speaker 1: can get that right. I was in Walgreens today and
Speaker 1: a big, sweaty guy was it the counter trying to
Speaker 1: explain how his nose was running even though he had
Speaker 1: the COVID vaccine shot. And he's wondering if he has
Speaker 1: COVID or it's possibly he has a cold, to which
Speaker 1: she said, yeah, it's possibly have a cold. That's what happens,
Speaker 1: especially with people back out in the world again and
Speaker 1: no masks whatever. And he says, well, I tried to
Speaker 1: buy the saline solution nose bright and right, and so
Speaker 1: the woman says, I'm sorry, what, Yeah, so I've been
Speaker 1: putting Sally up my nose and that's I'm like, Sally,
Speaker 1: what the hell is that? I know it's sailine, I
Speaker 1: know what he means, but he's saying saline. What. Why
Speaker 1: have you ever heard anyone called saline saleine? Never in
Speaker 1: my life? Now, if you look at the the way
Speaker 1: it's spelled s A L I n e. It is sale,
Speaker 1: it's sallyin actually right or sal. I guess sally maybe,
Speaker 1: but but it's it's Have you never heard the term
Speaker 1: sailing before sailing solution? That was a little weird for me.
Speaker 1: Then my daughter said today in the car um, I
Speaker 1: don't do it that often. Whoa? I said, often, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a tea in the middle. I said, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's silent. It's often your kids. So I said, oh, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: it's often so uh so I looked it up. It's
Speaker 1: good to be sure and although often is the more
Speaker 1: commonly pronounced way of saying often, it used to be
Speaker 1: acceptable and it's still acceptable in Britain to say often
Speaker 1: and often is making a resurgence? Is it really why?
Speaker 1: I wonder who knows? Maybe some YouTubers or Tiktoker's or
Speaker 1: you know that girl who says I was years old
Speaker 1: when that is actually often right, I was today years old.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, since you brought it up, Chris see MICKEYO.
Speaker 1: We quote him a lot. He put a picture of
Speaker 1: himself wearing a few apes seventy seven hat with his
Speaker 1: tractor in the background. He looks like he has a
Speaker 1: huge property and definitely needs a right it's a ride
Speaker 1: on more. I'm sorry, I don't mean to call her
Speaker 1: a tractor, he said. Listening to the brook Boys while
Speaker 1: doing the Artist Therapy. I think I'm going to go
Speaker 1: back a few episodes and keep track of how many
Speaker 1: times David Brody sarcastically brings up I was today years
Speaker 1: old when I learned this, But so but he you're
Speaker 1: doing that to make fun of me because I do that. Yes,
Speaker 1: by the way, that girl that I that I can't
Speaker 1: stay on her page. I went on a TikTok page
Speaker 1: and she had another video not at tow day years old.
Speaker 1: She was bitching about something that I wrote I was
Speaker 1: today years old when I didn't give a ship you
Speaker 1: were complaining about good So, uh, okay, I have a
Speaker 1: couple more, but you go. Catherine Watson says, hey to
Speaker 1: my favorite podcast. I wanted to comment on a serious
Speaker 1: mistake I've been seeing this week. I've been volunteering at
Speaker 1: a church camp. It's got posters up advertising its characters.
Speaker 1: They help help the little kids understand the day's message
Speaker 1: and uh and there's also a motto for the day
Speaker 1: and every day it always says, in the same format,
Speaker 1: Jesus's power helps us blank. But it's Jesus apostrophe s
Speaker 1: That's how it's written. Now. The thing is they alway
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, they always spell it Jesus with an
Speaker 1: apostrophe and no s. So she's she's actually spelling it
Speaker 1: right here. She's saying that it's the sign says Jesus
Speaker 1: Jesus is, but it's g j e as you as
Speaker 1: apostrophe and then that's that's right. Is it right or wrong?
Speaker 1: She says it's not fucking Groma correct. This is a
Speaker 1: national company that makes these camp sets and they can't
Speaker 1: fucking get the grammar right. Millions of people see these posters.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. That's Katie from the r v A, Virginia.
Speaker 1: So all right, Katie from Richmond, you may be wrong
Speaker 1: in the sign, may be right. She's saying j E
Speaker 1: s U s apostrophe is wrong. Um again the message
Speaker 1: s U s apostrophe is correct or you can do
Speaker 1: apostrophe s apostrophees. So both ways are right, and she's wrong.
Speaker 1: Katherine Watson, you know, Okay, screw you because I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why. No, I'll tell you why because she then
Speaker 1: backs that up with another email about me and my
Speaker 1: gram So I'm glad that she's wrong. Well, you know
Speaker 1: what she was trying, and she she was trying to
Speaker 1: do well, and because it's J'SUS related, you have to
Speaker 1: forgive her. Yeah. She well, she comes right back and says, hello,
Speaker 1: I was really real listening to the podcast, asked starting
Speaker 1: from zero, and I remembered about scaries other podcast which
Speaker 1: I will not mention when I will. It's called Speaking
Speaker 1: Volumes with Share and Scary scary. You better not say
Speaker 1: that either a broody can hit the jingle. No, he
Speaker 1: won't because he mentions his podcast not a sponsor. Don't matter.
Speaker 1: We could promote our other ship. By the way, August
Speaker 1: is the return of the Walking Dead. You will get
Speaker 1: new episodes of Walkers and Talkers. We've been on a
Speaker 1: hiatus hiatus okay, anyway, I came across the following error
Speaker 1: and scaries other podcast. This has been out for four
Speaker 1: years now and no one has caught it. Guess what, Catherine,
Speaker 1: you forgot to put the attachment in. Oh, she's trying
Speaker 1: to correct me on something, and there's nothing in that.
Speaker 1: There's nothing else in the email. The email goes blank
Speaker 1: right after that. Well, maybe maybe a perfect that's doubly.
Speaker 1: That's she said, two emails with two errors in them.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about at ESPN on Twitter, on
Speaker 1: TikTok rather, they put up a video of a guy
Speaker 1: kicking a football through a window and it says, we
Speaker 1: may have just found the greatest kicker of all time.
Speaker 1: We may have just found the greatest kicker of all time. So,
Speaker 1: so those of you like scratching your head right now,
Speaker 1: or if you've heard the episodes before it should be
Speaker 1: we may have, we may have. Now when we speak quickly,
Speaker 1: we say may have, but we mean may have. But
Speaker 1: you can never write may of. It's always may have
Speaker 1: when you write it. So ESPN, fuck you. You should
Speaker 1: know better. Ah, that was a pretty bad one, don't
Speaker 1: you think. Yes, I think it's pretty awful as well. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: Adam Michael Zo you're Adam Z seven says I ruined
Speaker 1: the Yankees White Sox August twelve Field of Dreams baseball
Speaker 1: commercial because that's the one where we played the clip
Speaker 1: and they say Yankees verse White Sox out. So I've
Speaker 1: ruined a commercial for him. Um. Because right now I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say where this is because somebody posted on
Speaker 1: social media a comment and UM, scary when you say
Speaker 1: that the expression a diamond in the rough spell rough
Speaker 1: for me r O U g H right? That wrong? Nope,
Speaker 1: you're right. The person posted diamond in the r U
Speaker 1: F F like sound like a dog barker, diamond in
Speaker 1: the right. So keep an eye on that point. People.
Speaker 1: Somebody emailed me a couple of times about an event
Speaker 1: similar to the Tony Awards or the Grammy Awards, and
Speaker 1: it had a local name to it doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: it was. Okay, So when you say the Tony's, it's
Speaker 1: Tony plural, it's t O n y s t o
Speaker 1: n y apostrophe s. It's not the Grammys g r
Speaker 1: A mm y apostrophe it's Grammy. And now it's not
Speaker 1: good g r A M m i e s because
Speaker 1: Grammy is a proper name. So if it was the
Speaker 1: Brody Awards, it would be the b r O d
Speaker 1: y s the Brodies or the s k e r
Speaker 1: y s. Yes, there's no Yeah, what's so hard to understand?
Speaker 1: Their right? But this person keeps emailing me about this
Speaker 1: other award show and putting an apostrophe s. Lastly, this
Speaker 1: was a fight that I had, well, an argument I
Speaker 1: had with someone on our text messaging program. Uh, the
Speaker 1: other started morning show. There are some things in life
Speaker 1: that don't change. There's certain honors you get by having
Speaker 1: a position. For instance, if you are whatever your last
Speaker 1: highest political position was, you get to be called that forever.
Speaker 1: For instance, Hillary Clinton will always be Secretary Clinton because
Speaker 1: being Secretary of State is a higher title then first
Speaker 1: Lady or senator. Uh, that's her last title, and that
Speaker 1: was her highest Secretary of State. Okay, is it okay?
Speaker 1: I think I know where you're gonna go with this
Speaker 1: one because my story today and I think it was
Speaker 1: more political because they don't like the person. But we
Speaker 1: referred to today being President Obama's birthday, and they texted
Speaker 1: in it's former president. It's not You're always a president
Speaker 1: right now? Well hold on, well, hold on, look at
Speaker 1: this straight though, So whether you it's the past or
Speaker 1: the president, the fact that they were the president, if
Speaker 1: that was their highest title, they will always be called.
Speaker 1: You don't have to put an X in front of
Speaker 1: the name. You can say former President Obama. If you
Speaker 1: meet him, you would say hello, Mr President. You absolutely would.
Speaker 1: If you look. If you don't like him, or Jimmy
Speaker 1: Carter or Ronald Reagan or President Trump, that's your business.
Speaker 1: But technically their title is always president. Now there's only
Speaker 1: one the president. So if you say the president it's today,
Speaker 1: that is today's president. Not going to debate this on
Speaker 1: the podcast with some people. It's President Biden, so he's
Speaker 1: the president. The president is President Biden. That's current, right.
Speaker 1: But if you say President Reagan, that's correct. Whenever they
Speaker 1: show you something, if someone dies, President Bush. They always
Speaker 1: show and here are the former president. Here the presidents,
Speaker 1: and they'll name them all by their names. Because the
Speaker 1: president former president Bush, they say president caught it, President
Speaker 1: George W. Bush President, right, you always carry the title
Speaker 1: even after correct. So then this person texted back, oh,
Speaker 1: so if I if I divorced my wife, she's still
Speaker 1: my wife. I said it now, I said, first of all,
Speaker 1: this is not a place for analogies. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: what the fact is. You don't like the rule change
Speaker 1: the English language, but that's the rule. And then they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: well if I get fired, is my boss still my boss?
Speaker 1: You're not not not getting it, not getting this is
Speaker 1: political office. It's a judge. A judge retires is still
Speaker 1: a big right. It's like you ever watch sports, like
Speaker 1: they go, oh, coach, k like coach this coach that
Speaker 1: once they retired from coaching, coach parcels will always be
Speaker 1: coach parcels. They don't call it bill, hey, hey coach right,
Speaker 1: dick on coach. So I sent an article like a
Speaker 1: an etiquette website that explains it in detail why former
Speaker 1: presidents is still called president. They stopped applying, of course,
Speaker 1: because they finally got educated today. Right, they found out
Speaker 1: that you were right, right. They don't want to admit
Speaker 1: they're wrong. They don't want to say I'm right. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying when it comes to grammar like trust, people
Speaker 1: sometimes look it up. Now, Desiree Daddio wrote to me
Speaker 1: that name. It's not daddy, maybe daddy the daddy of
Speaker 1: the Randia. Desiree she just iced to Life from Upper
Speaker 1: Connecticut says, this is I think it's Desiree because it's
Speaker 1: salient e e. Uh, Pasha, it's a desiree. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say desiree desiree daddy and let me know if we
Speaker 1: said it right. Legitimately, can't believe someone will put this
Speaker 1: on their on their body. It's a tattoo permanent. I
Speaker 1: found a picture of this tattoo works from a Facebook
Speaker 1: group mostly for permanent grammar mistakes that people put on
Speaker 1: their body. And I don't even have a tattoo, but
Speaker 1: this is embarrassing. And it is a tattoo that says
Speaker 1: it's supposed to say without pain, you cannot know pleasure.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. It's written in cursive script and it
Speaker 1: says and by the way, the script letters are all
Speaker 1: all debatable. It's a visual you can't see, but the
Speaker 1: with looks like VIF but but they do without two
Speaker 1: words pain pain, and the P A I looks like
Speaker 1: p A I K. But they were trying to go
Speaker 1: for pain. You y ou They wrote y O N.
Speaker 1: It looks like an end. But again they don't know
Speaker 1: the letters there they're putting you cannot no pleasure p
Speaker 1: l e A S A r e A right. Oh no,
Speaker 1: somebody has this tattooed on their skin. And then maybe
Speaker 1: that's maybe that's the pain, maybe the pain of knowing
Speaker 1: your tattoo is spelled wrong. Alright, Wow, I think I
Speaker 1: think you win the grammar police battle. They're scary. Thank you?
Speaker 1: Are you ending? That was a victor? That was my
Speaker 1: victory ship? You're like, hey, won, I'm done. I won
Speaker 1: a song. No, I meant to hit this button and well,
Speaker 1: laft that made more sense to play the jingle going
Speaker 1: into the commercial break. Yeah you like that did? All right?
Speaker 1: Could we do a quick free ship for us? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This one took a while, It's sure did the good boys.
Speaker 1: They have to give this stuff for us. Brodie on delay.
Speaker 1: All right, free us once again, catch up one more
Speaker 1: time for us. You can always send us free ship
Speaker 1: to the radio. You did. I see what you try
Speaker 1: to do. You try to make up four year delay.
Speaker 1: So here we go, Here we go. Thirty two Avenue
Speaker 1: of the Americas is our address, New York City one
Speaker 1: oh one five. Oh, that is the zip code and
Speaker 1: New York, New York one one five that code oh
Speaker 1: one Oh, I'm sorry, one O one three. Yeah, the hell,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Z one hundreds old the old building
Speaker 1: in New York. We had a we had a mailing
Speaker 1: a p O box. Never mind, that doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: It's thirty two sixth Avenue or thirty two Avenue of
Speaker 1: the America's sixth Avenue. It's less letters, New York, New York,
Speaker 1: one O one three. You could put it into the
Speaker 1: attention of me or Brody. It'll find us attention. Because
Speaker 1: I'm not at work. He'll never come back again. That's
Speaker 1: not true. I'm kidding. So and I was supposed to
Speaker 1: do a podcast today in studio. We got free shift
Speaker 1: and we can plan. We got free ship for us,
Speaker 1: Gary Uh and Brody? What's up? What's good? Bro It's
Speaker 1: justin kick Low, the real Kicklow on Twitter from you
Speaker 1: know Okay, I've talked about this with Brody behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: and it's finally happened. Free ship for use um Mutiny
Speaker 1: Medals is a silver bar slash bull bully On company,
Speaker 1: A bully on company. It's a silver Brody Silver this
Speaker 1: is this is I think this is overboard, man about
Speaker 1: what I'm about to tell you. Anyway, A good friend
Speaker 1: of mine owns it, Mutiny Medals. Looked them up. Kevin Bailey.
Speaker 1: He's out in um Nampa, Idaho. He has been singlehandedly
Speaker 1: pouring and stamping each and every gold bar a silver
Speaker 1: bar himself for seven years. So I had Kevin make
Speaker 1: custom one of a kind bars for my favorite podcast
Speaker 1: co hosts. The bars enclosed are one uh of point
Speaker 1: It's point nine is what they weigh, Brodie point fine silver. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's it's an ounce. Oh and it's an ounce. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an ounce, a Troy ounce. He wrote it. He
Speaker 1: wanted to be very anyway. On the front is the
Speaker 1: Buccaneer logo and your respective names were stamped on the back.
Speaker 1: He engraved our names, so we each have a silver bar.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the microphone down so you could hear it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I mean it's it's heavy, but it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Um anyway, and they're beautiful. They have our names on
Speaker 1: it anyway. UM. More information at Mutiny Medals m U
Speaker 1: t I n Y Medals on Instagram. Go there and
Speaker 1: you could see what's up. Um. They also have a website,
Speaker 1: but they have a shopify. Go to at Mutiny Medals
Speaker 1: on Instagram. It's the easiest way to find them. I
Speaker 1: hope you guys enjoy these badass pieces as much as
Speaker 1: I enjoy your podcast and everything you do. Thank you
Speaker 1: life for life justin Camp Campri of course at kick
Speaker 1: low you let me tell you, I am just beside
Speaker 1: myself at some of these things that comes through here.
Speaker 1: That is that is really really sweet, really special. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: And by the way, the free ship for us jingle,
Speaker 1: we haven't played that in a while. We have not
Speaker 1: been getting free shipped for us. But hey, Brodie, what
Speaker 1: is really telling you is listen, send ship, but also
Speaker 1: send good stuff. Because also I'm saying send good stuff
Speaker 1: like free ship for us, but like send like silver engrave.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I want to tell you a funny story though.
Speaker 1: You see how he sent up this beautiful gift for us. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: and you know I've talked about how on TikTok sometimes um,
Speaker 1: the younger tiktoker's will put up like their Amazon wish
Speaker 1: list and their their Venmo and their cash app. But
Speaker 1: people about that on this podcast about what I'm saying, right,
Speaker 1: I saw one that said, um, hey, if you want
Speaker 1: to pay for my nails to be done, I need
Speaker 1: sixty bucks. Why would anyone want to voluntarily pay? Okay?
Speaker 1: So this um, this one TikTok or. I follow female.
Speaker 1: She's very funny and she tends to play. She's something.
Speaker 1: She she often does her videos to up and coming
Speaker 1: popular songs, like she's always ahead of the curve on
Speaker 1: the songs. So I follow her because number one, I
Speaker 1: can talk to my kids about like what song, but
Speaker 1: also because like we can talk about on the show,
Speaker 1: like oh this song is blowing up on TikTok. So
Speaker 1: she's another one that has another one the cash app
Speaker 1: and the wish the Amazon wish list. So she did
Speaker 1: um she did a TikTok where she's sitting in a
Speaker 1: living room and she's got boxes all around her and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, I'm opening up all the stuff you
Speaker 1: guys sent me, right, And she holds up this s
Speaker 1: and look, someone sent me a monitor for my computer.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Somebody spent hundreds of dollars and
Speaker 1: they didn't even get their name mentioned. That's terrible. She said, Oh, look, someone,
Speaker 1: somebody's someone sent me a monitor. Someone that someone is
Speaker 1: sucking pissed because they paid hundreds of dollars to get
Speaker 1: a free shout out on her social and then didn't
Speaker 1: get it right. So here's my question. Are they pissed
Speaker 1: they didn't get the shout out hold on? Or is
Speaker 1: it like some old married guy who doesn't want to
Speaker 1: they who like sent it and said, don't mention my name,
Speaker 1: like I've bid my wife finds out. I said, not
Speaker 1: the ladder. You think you think it's someone who wanted
Speaker 1: a shout out. Okay, let me tell you that's what
Speaker 1: I think. I was trying to figure out, Like why
Speaker 1: wouldn't she think like, oh, thanks Mike, you know, like
Speaker 1: shout out to his account, follow Mike. That's terrible. You
Speaker 1: can't do that. I followed, someone sent me a monitor.
Speaker 1: When there was a monkey, the monkey died, Georgie. The
Speaker 1: monkey Georgie, here's your monkey content, you know, and the
Speaker 1: whole premise of this monkey was. It loved to fucking
Speaker 1: open the packages. It would rifle through the packages with
Speaker 1: its teeth, ripped the package open, and then anytime it
Speaker 1: had instructions, it would open. The monkey would open the
Speaker 1: instruction booklet, flip pages, look at it for a minute,
Speaker 1: throw the instructions off to the side, and then keep
Speaker 1: tearing into what's in the box. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know why the monkey did that. I guess it was trained.
Speaker 1: But dude, this monkey because he wanted to know what's
Speaker 1: in the box. But this monkey would open up packages
Speaker 1: NonStop every day, and just there was so much ship
Speaker 1: in this this guy's house because his monkey was a star,
Speaker 1: was in a TikTok and Instagram star. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: being overwhelmed with that much free ship. Yeah, imagine like
Speaker 1: not thanking anybody and thanking anyone soon seven is twice
Speaker 1: seven inch water? Next? What next? What else did I
Speaker 1: get him? Being pretty? That's so funny? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: you can't do that. You can't leave people people hanging.
Speaker 1: Gotta give the Speaking of leaming people hanging, I was
Speaker 1: at Petco where the pets go with the pets go,
Speaker 1: and I had to go to the bathroom. So do
Speaker 1: you go in the litter box? I should have right,
Speaker 1: because you've got in the little kiddy litter box. So
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Now I'm in the front of the store
Speaker 1: and it's like a warehouse, their giant stores. And I
Speaker 1: had the rumbling, you know, like I need. I had
Speaker 1: the rumblin. So I got up to the cashier and
Speaker 1: I said, hey, could you I can't seem to find
Speaker 1: the bathroom because all the racks they are very high, right.
Speaker 1: They go, Oh, it's all the way in the back
Speaker 1: left corner. I'm like, oh god, damn, I'm not gonna look.
Speaker 1: Anna make it in time. So I'm like, I tell
Speaker 1: my kids, I'm like, you know what, I'm I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom, go go look for stuff
Speaker 1: over there. I gotta go and I and I do
Speaker 1: the quick walk. It's not quite the penguin. Did you
Speaker 1: pick up after yourself? No? I yeallt pooper Scooper all seven. No.
Speaker 1: I made it to the bathroom, not a problem. But
Speaker 1: I have to go to the bathroom. I truthfully I had.
Speaker 1: I had to pee really badly and I also needed to,
Speaker 1: you know, sit down. So uh, there's you go in
Speaker 1: there's a urinal and a and a handicap stall. That's it.
Speaker 1: So I'm waiting to handicap stall is locked. There's somebody
Speaker 1: in there. So I'm waiting. I'm going, oh jeez, I
Speaker 1: gotta go to that. Gotta go. It's crazy. So I
Speaker 1: look under the stall right and I see the feet
Speaker 1: are standing like a foot away from the toilet, which
Speaker 1: they were facing the door. They were they were facing
Speaker 1: the wall of the stall. So I'm faced. So if
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the at the stall, two thirds of
Speaker 1: the wall is from left to right, and then dead
Speaker 1: center ahead of me is the door. Right. This person
Speaker 1: is standing a couple of feet to my left of
Speaker 1: the door right, but he's not on the toilet. But
Speaker 1: that I was gonna say, there's nowhere near the bowl
Speaker 1: right because it's a long handicap stall. So I'm waiting,
Speaker 1: and so I look in because there's a large crack,
Speaker 1: and I see there's a guy with a pet Go
Speaker 1: vest On and it says Kyle, And he's on his
Speaker 1: phone and his finger I can see him. His fingers
Speaker 1: are flying video games. He stays playing a video game.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, he was he was a worker
Speaker 1: and employees from the door, and I go, hey, Kyle,
Speaker 1: I have to go to the bathroom. Can you play
Speaker 1: call of duty later? Please? I'm assuming it was called
Speaker 1: got to call a duty? And so he goes, oh, hey, sorry, man. So,
Speaker 1: first of all, you're at work. He shouldn't fucking be
Speaker 1: in the bathroom playing video games. Second of all, it's
Speaker 1: a one stall bathroom. Get the funk out of there, Kyle,
Speaker 1: leave a pile or get the funk out. And I
Speaker 1: like that, So you know what, Kyle, leave a pile.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Kyle, the funk out of the bathroom. The
Speaker 1: funk are you doing in the in the stall playing
Speaker 1: video games? You're creeping through the crack? Did you do
Speaker 1: You're waiting? You see he's standing. Look you know what
Speaker 1: I did. I wanted to give him the thirty forty seconds,
Speaker 1: Like maybe he's trying to hold one in before he
Speaker 1: can drop his pants. You've had that if you go
Speaker 1: to squat, you're in trouble. So I'm like, is his
Speaker 1: leg shaking? Is he doing just holding in for a second.
Speaker 1: Let the wave go by, Let the wave pass so
Speaker 1: you can sit down. But I said, gave him that.
Speaker 1: I gave him the thirty seconds and he wasn't doing that.
Speaker 1: So I looked through the crack. I'm like, he's playing
Speaker 1: a video game. And can't they manufacture these metal stalls,
Speaker 1: So there's no Yes, yes they could, but they don't.
Speaker 1: You know what, he don't be talked about this. The
Speaker 1: better places have a metal flap on the outside that
Speaker 1: blocks it. So now I go to the bathroom, right,
Speaker 1: I've got to take the time to take toilet paper
Speaker 1: and fill the hole in you fill the crack. Yes,
Speaker 1: I feel well, yes, because I know I can look
Speaker 1: through what I just did. Last thing. You wanted to
Speaker 1: be sitting on the toilet and you see somebody making
Speaker 1: eye contact with somebody through the crack right to see
Speaker 1: if I'm Kyle playing it right. I told you about
Speaker 1: the outback steakhouse. I'm sure I talked about it. There's
Speaker 1: an outback steakhouse in New Jersey where the toilet the
Speaker 1: urinal is right next to the wall of the handicap stall.
Speaker 1: Right when you look to the left as you're peeing,
Speaker 1: the space between the wall and the beam, and then
Speaker 1: another space before the wall of the toilet of the
Speaker 1: in stall. If you turn your head, you're looking blatantly
Speaker 1: clearly at the guy in the toilet. How do you
Speaker 1: design a bathroom and leave so much space that if
Speaker 1: you're peeing and you turn to the left, you're looking
Speaker 1: like you're looking through a window at the guy taking
Speaker 1: a dump. But even at the urinals, they don't they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't make the flap go far enough off the
Speaker 1: wall right so you could see people, You could see
Speaker 1: other the other urinal next to you, you look left.
Speaker 1: Why can't they make that that partition just long enough
Speaker 1: that it covers your body and high enough that you
Speaker 1: if you turn your head, you don't see the president
Speaker 1: next to you. That's how you set I want to
Speaker 1: pee in a phone booth, That's what I want. Also,
Speaker 1: did I talk to you about the worst sneeze guard ever? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: I don't think because it reminds me that the conversation
Speaker 1: we're having about the walls don't meet in the march
Speaker 1: and meet up. So there's a pizza place not far
Speaker 1: from me in New Jersey. I don't particularly care for
Speaker 1: the pizza. It's not testical pizza. It's it's it's better
Speaker 1: than that. It's fine, right, like you want a slice,
Speaker 1: s piece, It's fine, But my kids like it because
Speaker 1: it's not far from this school, so they go there.
Speaker 1: They have a sneeze guard, right. They have glass from
Speaker 1: the base of the counter up and then another piece
Speaker 1: of glass from that goes like a flat where like
Speaker 1: you put boxes on it where you put the order on.
Speaker 1: So there's two pieces, right. So but the problem is
Speaker 1: the piece coming up is two and a half inches
Speaker 1: from where the flat piece going across is. So there's
Speaker 1: a space of two and a half inches between the
Speaker 1: up and down vertical glass and the horizontal glass countertop.
Speaker 1: So if I were to sneeze, it's at the perfect
Speaker 1: height when the sneeze goes right through the glass. How
Speaker 1: is that a sneeze guard. It's not. It's not. I'm
Speaker 1: going to post a picture on my Instagram at David
Speaker 1: is terrible. Worst sneeze guard Kyle Kyle, the Kyle who
Speaker 1: didn't leave a pile Speaking of pizza. I know this
Speaker 1: is a terrible way to get into this, but you know,
Speaker 1: we we've been partnering with our friends and Slice now
Speaker 1: for the last thirteen weeks and we just want to
Speaker 1: say that they have been incredible. I wanted to thank
Speaker 1: them for being a part of our show. And we
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Speaker 1: Every time you order, uh fifteen dollars a more, you
Speaker 1: want a pizza point, eight pizza points, you get a
Speaker 1: free pie. I've there, you earned my pie a long time.
Speaker 1: Agot this. I earned my pie and I never used it.
Speaker 1: So every time I go back to the app, it
Speaker 1: says one cheese pie for free, waiting for you to redeem.
Speaker 1: I have you have a year to redeem. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the hell I'm waiting for, but I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there. I'm not I'm not. I'm looking
Speaker 1: and I'm but then I'm like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: want something else today, so I'm gonna save that for later.
Speaker 1: So I'm savoring my free pie. But yeah, eight pizza
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Speaker 1: Today is August fourth, Wednesday, August fourth, as we're recording this.
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Speaker 1: instant story at David Brody you'll see what I ordered
Speaker 1: with the Slice app this week. Um. I ordered it
Speaker 1: last night and I had. I had the leftovers right
Speaker 1: before this podcast. I have a little bit left. I
Speaker 1: ordered from my the place in Monroe Township, New Jersey,
Speaker 1: an Tonio's that I've told Scary has the best Sicilian
Speaker 1: pizza in New Jersey. Why because the guy who who
Speaker 1: owns it is from Ben's Hers Brooklyn, and I knew
Speaker 1: it when I tasted it. So I used the app
Speaker 1: and I listen, I go in there all the time
Speaker 1: with the pizza and I've rarely had the entrees, so
Speaker 1: I used I used the Slice app. They opened up
Speaker 1: Slice and would love it first Slice and they had
Speaker 1: something on the menu because I was gonna want gonna
Speaker 1: want it on Trey. What do I want to scare
Speaker 1: the chicken palm? Right? Sometimes I want to shrimp palm
Speaker 1: and Slice app shows me the menu. Day've got something
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Speaker 1: palm and shrimp parman and say meal nice all thank
Speaker 1: you Slice. I just want to share that because I'm
Speaker 1: goofy over it. And I would not have known they
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Speaker 1: going on it Slice. I have one shrimp palm left,
Speaker 1: one shrimp. I'm gonna go eat it now, so we'll
Speaker 1: be right back while I'm eating my shrimps and scary.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be I don't want to be
Speaker 1: a creeper. I don't want to be a creeper. It's
Speaker 1: too late for that. You have a lifetime, lifetime behind me.
Speaker 1: There's a Wikipedia page. Can always start the other half
Speaker 1: of my life. Uh, and not being a creeper, but
Speaker 1: I want This is a situation that I think we've
Speaker 1: all been in. I know you have, and we haven't
Speaker 1: spoken about it, and we've never brought it onto a
Speaker 1: podcast or the radio. So let's just talk about it
Speaker 1: right here. Fine. I got pregnant high school and I
Speaker 1: wasn't ready for What do you do? When? What do
Speaker 1: you do? What do you do when you're on Instagram
Speaker 1: and you you're looking through news feeds, and how many
Speaker 1: you find your news feed whatever, and you find a
Speaker 1: hot coworker in a bikini or at the beach Ali
Speaker 1: Gold I saw today, but not just Ali Gold. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got a cold shout out. That's what reminded me
Speaker 1: of it. But so there's a lot of times that
Speaker 1: I see former interns, I see people that I work with.
Speaker 1: People you may see other people that you work with,
Speaker 1: and they're like at the beach store on vacation, there
Speaker 1: may be dressed skimpy whatever or less. They're wearing less
Speaker 1: clothes because it's the summer and there whatever, and they're
Speaker 1: right to do what they want to do. However, is
Speaker 1: you liking the picture being a pervert or should or
Speaker 1: because you know how many times I just I said, Okay,
Speaker 1: that looks nice, but I'm not going to like it
Speaker 1: because if I like it, everyone's gonna see liked by
Speaker 1: Scary Jones, and I don't want them to see that,
Speaker 1: because like, oh the is scary a perv? Is he
Speaker 1: liking Ali's swimsuit picture? Because like, for what's it's such
Speaker 1: a tough situation to be in as a guy in
Speaker 1: these modern times. It's tough espect, you know, and then
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's it's it's it's true always
Speaker 1: I would, but I think I would like like it.
Speaker 1: By the way, of course, I did like by Scary Jones.
Speaker 1: It'says like by Scary Jones. Daniell liked it. Our former
Speaker 1: co worker Jake liked it, right, But I'm a guy,
Speaker 1: and Jake is a guy, and I work with and
Speaker 1: I work with her. Okay, I'm looking at a lot
Speaker 1: of okay, uh, Crystal Rosas, who's who does afternoons at right?
Speaker 1: The thing is, it's okay to like it. In the background,
Speaker 1: Sam liked it, but Sam Rosalie, Sam's a girl. But
Speaker 1: that is you going rifling through her like list. You
Speaker 1: are the only current male co worker to like it.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, bro, you're not hearing me. I'm saying
Speaker 1: is the fear of being featured in the headline because
Speaker 1: they always Instagram will always choose one random person. Right
Speaker 1: to me, it's you. I mean, it says like by
Speaker 1: Scary Johns right exactly. I don't want to be that
Speaker 1: guy because I know that I'm that guy for everyone
Speaker 1: else in our family and our morning show family. It's weird,
Speaker 1: is it? Is it not? Or am I see if
Speaker 1: I'm Ali? Do I think like, Oh, I'm sure that
Speaker 1: my male coworkers saw it. I guess they don't think
Speaker 1: I'm attractive. Now. Look, Ali doesn't need our our validation.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm not. But if you put
Speaker 1: up a picture you self in debating suit, you obviously
Speaker 1: want people to like it. It's a thirst trap. Well
Speaker 1: but I've just done on the air and talked about
Speaker 1: how she posts thirst traps. So that's that's that's a
Speaker 1: follow up. That's not it's a thirst trap. So should
Speaker 1: you be liking it? I don't know. I don't know. See. See,
Speaker 1: here's how she could have helped you out. If she
Speaker 1: put a picture up like, oh, here was my weekend
Speaker 1: right here, I am on my dog. Here I am
Speaker 1: eating dinner, I am a brunch. Here's me in a bikini.
Speaker 1: Then you could like it and then comment and go
Speaker 1: what a cute dog, right, or like, oh brunch, look great,
Speaker 1: I've been there. So it's like you're not commenting. But
Speaker 1: the problem is I just looked it up again. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at it now. It's all bikini shots. Ali posted
Speaker 1: three bikini shots it's a it's it's five five bikini shots,
Speaker 1: which is again, there's nothing wrong with that, but is
Speaker 1: there's something wrong with me as her coworker liking it?
Speaker 1: And then how am I perceived when it comes up
Speaker 1: on their feet as like Pike scary Jones? Are people
Speaker 1: like scaries? A perfect scarious? Why did you put heart emoji?
Speaker 1: Fire emoji and winky emoji? I did not do that.
Speaker 1: You're a dick. I did not do any of that.
Speaker 1: I need to comment on it. Shut up, egg plant, egglant,
Speaker 1: egg plant water droplets. Okay, so so what? Yeah? What what
Speaker 1: what do you do? I mean? Is it feels I
Speaker 1: feel a little dirty doing that? And that happens a
Speaker 1: lot like this conversation is not planned. You and I
Speaker 1: didn't talk about We did not. I saw the pictures
Speaker 1: of Ali. I made a conscious decision. You want to
Speaker 1: call her? I guess can you get all right? This
Speaker 1: is not a bit. She doesn't know we're calling it,
Speaker 1: and I don't even know if my phone is going
Speaker 1: to connect to the car. And I'd like to preface
Speaker 1: the conversation. What you ask her? You know, I want
Speaker 1: to talk. I want to remember continue what you were
Speaker 1: on your thought? Though, why you get her I did
Speaker 1: not hit like because I did not. I had your problem.
Speaker 1: I did not want her to like. Oh. I always
Speaker 1: think twice. But then if you don't like it, like
Speaker 1: he saw it and didn't like it, so you can't
Speaker 1: win either way. Ali has been working very hard to
Speaker 1: get got it to get in shape for the summer.
Speaker 1: She lost weight, she's been working out. So I think
Speaker 1: that's if I liked it, it would be me saying, hey,
Speaker 1: I appreciate the hard work you put in, but that's
Speaker 1: not how it will be taken. It's not right. Get
Speaker 1: her on the phone. Okay, I'm gonna get her on
Speaker 1: the phone. Hold on, why is why is my bluetooth
Speaker 1: connecting to my my lexus? No? I want to connect
Speaker 1: to the road caster pro. Hey, hit the jingle? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Hit the jingle? Jingle? Hit the jingle.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm trying what
Speaker 1: I say. Hit the jingle? You know what I mean? What? Wow?
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you you guys may not have picked
Speaker 1: up on that. That was that was scary, being so
Speaker 1: doubled down, dirty covert. You didn't even notice it. Slices.
Speaker 1: You may not my bluetooth connected to the room car,
Speaker 1: my car. Nobody talks like that. I don't say, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I think. I left my glasses in
Speaker 1: my Dodge charger that I brought from such and such
Speaker 1: dealership by the way, full oft him Dodge in Summerville,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Fuck you, bro jingle for you? No, because
Speaker 1: I'm not that. I don't work for them. My cousin
Speaker 1: works there. I hope she answers the phone calling her,
Speaker 1: all right, maybe you shouldn't say hire any thinks you're
Speaker 1: a PERV. Stop it. But now you're calling her. That's
Speaker 1: like stalker. Oh no, it's not. Did you text her?
Speaker 1: I didn't text her. You know, people are just don't
Speaker 1: answer the phone. No, she answers. She sees me. She knows.
Speaker 1: That's why she's not answering. She said, it's scari is calling. Well,
Speaker 1: what's up? You can't answer on m hmm. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll tell you what I just texted her her. I
Speaker 1: just said it, all right, So then anyway we'll figure
Speaker 1: that out in a second. Uh, when she calls back,
Speaker 1: all dress put we'll put her on. Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 1: Can you put her on? If she calls you of course,
Speaker 1: Oh you've got the eighteen million dollars. So I got
Speaker 1: the road caster pro not a sponsors, but but responsive.
Speaker 1: But the reason why we're able to do this podcast
Speaker 1: for a year and a half. Oh, she's calling me
Speaker 1: back already. Okay, here we go. Okay, Ali, Hi, how permission?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get your permission. No, we don't. It's not
Speaker 1: the radio radios going to my HomePod. Feel free to
Speaker 1: curse because you're on a podcast. I'm not the radio.
Speaker 1: You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: feel free since Okay, So Ali, Hi, aliotts Brody, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? Hey? So Ali runs the Elvis Durand Show
Speaker 1: social media uh and our website, officer rand dot com
Speaker 1: and does a million other things. I don't want to
Speaker 1: underestimate what she does, but that's some of what she does.
Speaker 1: And so Ali has now a great reason to promote
Speaker 1: this episode on the Elvis Durrand Show Instagram and Twitter account.
Speaker 1: And she's her and she's about to promote her own Instagram.
Speaker 1: So Ali um scary brought up a topic on Just
Speaker 1: Now and said, Hey, I have this topic. What do
Speaker 1: you do in this situation? And I said, uh, and
Speaker 1: he he said, I saw something on Instagram, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to say who it is. And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: it's kinda be Ali Gold. He's like, yeah, do you know?
Speaker 1: And so we wanted to get you on the air
Speaker 1: to talk about how you really feel. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: recap for you, even though audience just heard it. What
Speaker 1: we both think, don't say anything, and then tell us
Speaker 1: how you really said. I started by saying, it's kind
Speaker 1: of is it weird or is it not weird to
Speaker 1: like your co workers pictures, especially when they're in bathing
Speaker 1: suits or they're in intimate situations. Let's say you're like
Speaker 1: kissing a boy on the mouth, whatever it is. In
Speaker 1: this case, you put up a series of of of
Speaker 1: swimsuit shots and my first moment, right, he's an alley goal.
Speaker 1: But my very first, my very first, um no thing
Speaker 1: that my my knee jerk reaction was to just enjoy
Speaker 1: it silently and not give you the like and just
Speaker 1: slide by, because the last thing I want is for
Speaker 1: other people to see liked by scary jones os. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a second, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: want to go down that way, because and and this
Speaker 1: happens a lot with a lot of people. So what
Speaker 1: is your take on this? Well, hold on, hold on
Speaker 1: before we ask her take, so I said, I also
Speaker 1: saw your pictures, Alley, which is why I knew that
Speaker 1: he was referring to you when he said it, because
Speaker 1: they're from today. So I said, oh, yeah, Ali put
Speaker 1: up Porkini show. She looks great. So Scary says, did
Speaker 1: you like it? I said I didn't, And I said because, um,
Speaker 1: because of the same reason that I was concerned about
Speaker 1: liking it. Well, no, First of all, I happened to
Speaker 1: be logged into the Obstran show account at the time,
Speaker 1: so I didn't want to like it from Elvis dur Ram.
Speaker 1: But then when I lugged back into at David Brodie,
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, if I like it, am
Speaker 1: I liking her bikini like oh you look good in
Speaker 1: your bikini or my liking it like oh you look fun?
Speaker 1: So I said, I was like, you know what, Ali
Speaker 1: has worked really hard to get in Shade for the summer. Right,
Speaker 1: she hasn't said talk Scary. We made it clear we
Speaker 1: don't want her opinion yet, I wanted to know what
Speaker 1: our opinions are so I said, if I like it,
Speaker 1: maybe that's my way of saying, you've done a great job.
Speaker 1: You look good. You should be proud of yourself. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like that picture. Plus, they're not like sexy shots.
Speaker 1: Are you having fun at the beach? You know? Right?
Speaker 1: But then I thought to myself. But Ali also talked
Speaker 1: on the radio about how she sometimes posts thirst traps.
Speaker 1: Do I want to like a thirst trap? Now I'm
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna bind. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: So Scary liked your picture, and now he's having second thoughts.
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna take the like away though, because
Speaker 1: then that's rude because you noticed it already, And like,
Speaker 1: why is Scary taking away of liking what I said?
Speaker 1: I said, al could have made it easy on us
Speaker 1: had she put up a picture like of her dog
Speaker 1: or horrid brunch and her tiny photo. No no, I said,
Speaker 1: then Scary could have said, oh, I like your dog, right.
Speaker 1: So then he Scary made me look at all the
Speaker 1: likes and no male coworker, but Scary like your picture.
Speaker 1: Jake doesn't work with us anymore. It's all the women
Speaker 1: on the show. So that being said, what's the right
Speaker 1: move you know what's so funny. I'm laughing so hard
Speaker 1: right now because I looked at my legs and I
Speaker 1: saw Scary like it, and I could up court Scary
Speaker 1: with like why. But then again, hold on to add
Speaker 1: to that, I like all your pictures, So it's not
Speaker 1: just that one. It's not like I don't like anything else,
Speaker 1: but I like that. Yeah, yeah, I I do notice
Speaker 1: so that my direct like bosses, my direct like supervisors
Speaker 1: don't usually like these photos of myself. Ahead, hold on,
Speaker 1: getting like from Erie is like okay, like of course,
Speaker 1: you know, like it just didn't really mean an as,
Speaker 1: But so Ali Scary just said he likes all your pictures,
Speaker 1: and that's fine. So the picture you posted before this
Speaker 1: I'm looking back, is you in a green bikini, green
Speaker 1: baby shoot with with your abdomen showing it says liked
Speaker 1: by Scary Jones at five. The picture before that one, now,
Speaker 1: I'm only going back to pictures. It's you at a
Speaker 1: country club or a golf club in a very tasteful dress.
Speaker 1: You look lovely, right, I think to point out the
Speaker 1: tasteful dresses not see through and does not have a
Speaker 1: bikini under it. I'm looking he did not like that picture.
Speaker 1: Scary Okay, you know what that is. Hold On, I
Speaker 1: will now go back three pictures. I'm gonna tell you why.
Speaker 1: I'm no, No, I'm going back three I'm gone why.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you I'm going back. Hold on, I'm going
Speaker 1: back three pictures. Now. It is a picture of Ali
Speaker 1: and her friend at what looks to be a vineyard
Speaker 1: or apple picking or something thing in Newport, Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: Very cute picture, alley, very nice tank top, your friend
Speaker 1: looks lovely. Also not a bikini. Not liked by Scary Jones.
Speaker 1: Now not Ali. You are the video content producer and
Speaker 1: audio and social media guru. You are our web person.
Speaker 1: You know all the algorithms and what happens. And I'm
Speaker 1: going to say this, and you tell me if I'm
Speaker 1: right or wrong. That Instagram because it wasn't a popular phote,
Speaker 1: those were not as popular photos. Instagram chose them, chose
Speaker 1: not to show those to me, so I didn't see them.
Speaker 1: Therefore I didn't like them. Because because the more popular
Speaker 1: posts get shown to everybody, and the less popular posts
Speaker 1: gets shown to less people on your fan group. True
Speaker 1: or false? Um? True? But my other pictures also got
Speaker 1: a lot of like not as many, not as many,
Speaker 1: not as many bikini picture. The bikini picture that we're
Speaker 1: talking about has four hundred and forty seven, Like this
Speaker 1: goes to every the picture of What I'm saying is
Speaker 1: we're talking about the popularity. Right, So Scary says, we
Speaker 1: saw the picture that has four because Instagram chose to
Speaker 1: show that. You know, it was the first picture of
Speaker 1: in my feed. That means it's it's a hot picture.
Speaker 1: It's hot doing it's doing well. Right. The picture that
Speaker 1: Scary didn't like in the in the Lovely Dress four
Speaker 1: seventy one, like, oh, which is more? But it's it's
Speaker 1: old and it's a few days. This is an hour old,
Speaker 1: and it already has almost surpassed the other picture. This
Speaker 1: one's on track to a thousand Alley, I mean, I
Speaker 1: hope so, and maybe with this episode I can get
Speaker 1: to a thousand. Oh definitely check out Alley, but only
Speaker 1: because the photography and the lighting is wonderful. Ali goldfish, right, Ali, yeah,
Speaker 1: a gold fish all I y? So all right, so
Speaker 1: then what is your what is your take on all this?
Speaker 1: What have you noticed as as a woman patterns developing?
Speaker 1: We already know that co workers tend to hold back
Speaker 1: on the like because they may be seen as too
Speaker 1: pervy for liking it. Yeah, yeah, I think I would
Speaker 1: be a little weirded out. It's like a direct supervisor,
Speaker 1: like a bikini photo of me. But with that being said,
Speaker 1: Scary isn't like my direct supervisor. So it's like more
Speaker 1: of what the coworker liking it, and that's not as bad,
Speaker 1: not as bad, but you don't but you don't think
Speaker 1: anything less of me. But when you see Scary Jones,
Speaker 1: like by Scary Jones and whatever others and other pictures,
Speaker 1: are you always like Scary? How could you like that?
Speaker 1: You ever? Or liked by blank and several others? When
Speaker 1: you see a picture that you're like, look, does that
Speaker 1: ever invoke an emotion? When you see that person's name
Speaker 1: in the headline, whoever it is, it may not be me,
Speaker 1: but you like usually know, usually know, But today I
Speaker 1: did notice you, and I like myself because I also
Speaker 1: was thinking back to on the Pig Store when we
Speaker 1: did talk about thirst trap, and I remember Scaring and
Speaker 1: Eye going back and forth about it. So it just
Speaker 1: made me laugh at I posted at thirst shot was
Speaker 1: this a thirst trap? Because we just dumped to conclusions
Speaker 1: that it was. Yes, Oh totally, are you kidding? I
Speaker 1: just got broken up with I need to sell off
Speaker 1: my right now. Thank you. This could be a first
Speaker 1: trap you just like the first trap this was. This
Speaker 1: was my announcement to Instagram that I'm single. You guys,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Your your picture from
Speaker 1: how long ago? Was? This is also in a bathing suit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's what family, and my sister and cousin are
Speaker 1: in the shot. So not at first, this is a
Speaker 1: series of solo shot on Ali. I hate to tell
Speaker 1: you this. I'm just telling this as as a guy,
Speaker 1: not not as a personal level. Putting other attractive girls
Speaker 1: in bathing suits in the picture helps helps the picture.
Speaker 1: You can't family, but yeah, but no one's looking at
Speaker 1: them going wow, those three girls are hot. Oh their cousins,
Speaker 1: but a bill family. It's not a thirst see alright,
Speaker 1: So so there was there was definitely a an intention here.
Speaker 1: This was delivering a series of solo swimsuit shots by Ali. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: and I'm not a perv for liking it. Okay, really,
Speaker 1: I'm looking again at the pick the picture from July.
Speaker 1: You've got your hands behind your head and you're doing
Speaker 1: like a model pose. That's yeah, but that's more in
Speaker 1: a joking fashion. The one seriously modeling and the one
Speaker 1: from julyre more like I was literally singing mom on
Speaker 1: the at the top of my luve wall. I was
Speaker 1: closing in that picture, So to me, it was more
Speaker 1: of like an ironic, like kind of funny. I get
Speaker 1: that with Pictures two and three. Picture one, you have
Speaker 1: a serious, smoldering model look on your face. That's the
Speaker 1: first trap. Also, I did not like that picture scary
Speaker 1: did so. But the thing is, I like all the
Speaker 1: pictures that come to me. But if I don't, she's
Speaker 1: just if you know, if Instagram chooses not to show
Speaker 1: that one to me because it's less popular, which attends
Speaker 1: to do, then I'm not going to see it. And
Speaker 1: if he has a picture of Ali with a turtleneck,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it did they didn't show it to me?
Speaker 1: Swipe Well, anyway, you've actually thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You've you actually now driven home in my head that
Speaker 1: I should think twice about liking pictures because I know
Speaker 1: that people see it and then they'll they're like they
Speaker 1: judge in a second. Jake Jake our former video producer
Speaker 1: liked it. Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's cool.
Speaker 1: I mean, anyone who likes it, I'm cool with, even
Speaker 1: if it is like a managing director of someone is.
Speaker 1: Ali likes to hit. Ali likes to like. She wants it.
Speaker 1: She wants to she wants the the I'm here for
Speaker 1: the attention. Guys, you're the best, well for the sake
Speaker 1: of this podcast, and because you're a friend. I am
Speaker 1: now liking the picture. But that is the reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see you got the like. Well, listen, I like the
Speaker 1: picture because I think, as you know, that's yes. Well yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I was going to say, is scary puts? If scary
Speaker 1: puts a fire emoji? Can he do that? Can I
Speaker 1: do put the fire? What about a lipstick? Lipstick smooch? No, no,
Speaker 1: don't do a lipstick? I would, but what would fire?
Speaker 1: Is fire over the line? Fire fine, fire fine, fiery fine?
Speaker 1: But lipstick? No good? Let's pick no good, no kids
Speaker 1: the emoji no hard eye, then no heart. But okay,
Speaker 1: I wrote, Here's what I wrote. I wrote, fun picks,
Speaker 1: no hard did the I did the hands up the
Speaker 1: hands up emoji? No comment. No, I'm trying to listen. First,
Speaker 1: of all, I'm a dad of three girls, you know.
Speaker 1: And more importantly, I don't want to say the wrong thing,
Speaker 1: like hey look hot, do that either? Okay, tell me
Speaker 1: what it was and say Ali Ali, nice speech. It
Speaker 1: looks like fun, I said, fun. Pick Why is that
Speaker 1: the same thing? What about? Not about a purple heart
Speaker 1: or a blue heart or the beating heart? Those are
Speaker 1: no good? No beating heart, please, No nothing seeks red.
Speaker 1: You can get away with a green heart. You can
Speaker 1: get away with a purple heart, really, but no red heart,
Speaker 1: no good and no fruits are red heart is going
Speaker 1: to make people think you're in love with that? Well,
Speaker 1: Daniel Manaro's in love with you because she put a
Speaker 1: red heart. Of course he is ms ms Meg marsh
Speaker 1: three hearts, no winky, no winky smile, and no tongue
Speaker 1: out some girl named Hannah gold undiscord duh. One heart. Okay,
Speaker 1: all those all those girls, all those bitches are in
Speaker 1: love with me. Ah wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna out him. But what
Speaker 1: a listener. I think he's a listener. He's a male
Speaker 1: listener too. Hearts to fire emojis, Oh oh huh, All right,
Speaker 1: all right, and don't forget at the Brooklyn boys on
Speaker 1: social media alley from all these times, it's scary. As
Speaker 1: soon as he saw the picture that was uncalled for,
Speaker 1: I gotta godat Ali's great. He really is, She's a
Speaker 1: good She hung up. I love I love the attention.
Speaker 1: That was great. Uh yeah, she's listening to the commercials.
Speaker 1: H wow. Uh so we have our answer on that then,
Speaker 1: then I think we we danced around that topic. Well
Speaker 1: we did, we did. I think we I think we
Speaker 1: were both sort of right. But she definitely called you
Speaker 1: out on it. She saw you like the picture. See.
Speaker 1: Ali studies social media, so she knows who sees well,
Speaker 1: but I don't. And again and again. I My final
Speaker 1: word on this is, alright, I'm not looking at co
Speaker 1: workers in any other way, No, of course not. But
Speaker 1: all right, I just but I'm gonna be I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be more careful next time about what I like and
Speaker 1: what I know. I knew, I knew people were paying
Speaker 1: close attention. Alright. Alright, um, have you about about an
Speaker 1: update on my Dohenies pool shock story? Did I tell
Speaker 1: you I called for a refund? Uh? No you did not? Okay,
Speaker 1: So just a recap in case this is your first episode.
Speaker 1: Dohenies is a online pool supply chemicals pool supply company
Speaker 1: that I've been buying from for many years. And they
Speaker 1: lied to me and told me that they had pool shock,
Speaker 1: which is the stuff that keeps you pool clear, kills
Speaker 1: your algae, among other things. Eggs of it one pound
Speaker 1: bags in stock on the fourth of July. That was
Speaker 1: a lie. I ordered it and then they told me
Speaker 1: it was backgoorded. That was in backgoorded, in backorder. You'll
Speaker 1: have it on Tuesday. Sorry, we don't know what it's
Speaker 1: coming in. So I called back. I don't know. Sometime
Speaker 1: after last week's episode and I called and I and
Speaker 1: the woman says, uh, denis Denis. Oh my god, she said,
Speaker 1: tony is. So I said, I want to get a refund.
Speaker 1: I said, and so let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1: It's spelled d o h e n y apostrophe s right.
Speaker 1: I thought it was pronounced dohenies. Forgive me if I've
Speaker 1: been saying it wrong. But you're calling it dehoni is
Speaker 1: And she said, oh, sorry, I'm new here. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You filled out the job application, you had an interview,
Speaker 1: you had to have gone over the correct pronunciation of
Speaker 1: the place. How do you before were they to you
Speaker 1: in from the phone? Look if you accidentally looked at
Speaker 1: it on on paper and and said dohenes? I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. It looks because it's spelled h e
Speaker 1: n dohenys right. I know it's dohenis because I've called
Speaker 1: nim gondin's. You know they say it. But how do
Speaker 1: you get dohoni is? That was it? Dohoni is? So
Speaker 1: here's the duck d d o got turned into duck
Speaker 1: h o h e n got turned into hone? And
Speaker 1: why apostrophe s got turned into ea? Dohony is? I said,
Speaker 1: I I think it's I don't want to get you
Speaker 1: in trouble. I think it's Dohini's just oh thanks, She's
Speaker 1: only my first week. Honey, it's gonna be your last week.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I called you honey. I meant honey's honey,
Speaker 1: it's your last week. I thought it was bad when
Speaker 1: I was at Barnes and Noble and the kids said,
Speaker 1: Barnes and Nobles will be closing in. You work there,
Speaker 1: You work there? What are you adding an S for?
Speaker 1: When I worked at Chuck E Cheese oh, I know
Speaker 1: where you're gonna go with this one. God, chuck cheeses.
Speaker 1: Well it is chucky cheeses. Well, chucky cheese. That we
Speaker 1: just leave it singular? Well, no, no, it's it used
Speaker 1: to be Chucky cheese. Is Pizza Palace, Pizza Time Theater.
Speaker 1: Right then it became chucky cheese. I think they dropped
Speaker 1: the aposteps. But you know that's the fancy script e
Speaker 1: which looks like a backwards three. Yeah. I knew people
Speaker 1: in my in Brooklyn and in Jersey who called it
Speaker 1: chuck and cheese, Chuck and cheese, right, they thought it
Speaker 1: was an amper. Say, that's what you used to do
Speaker 1: back in the kitchen when the boss wasn't around, right,
Speaker 1: So yeah, but I should have I should have talked
Speaker 1: about Dehney is in grammar police. I wanted to hope
Speaker 1: its own thing. Um, I have a couple of Scamboni's
Speaker 1: that I wanted to get off my chest, and I
Speaker 1: had some audio. Uh, let's do the audio. We'll skip
Speaker 1: the email. We just don't have a whole lot of time.
Speaker 1: How many clip for me? Okay, can you tell me
Speaker 1: where Kate McKinnon works what she does for a living
Speaker 1: based on this clip. No, no, based on what she does,
Speaker 1: I know that she works on Saturday Night Live, right, okay.
Speaker 1: And by the way, this commercial said the same thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: and she does movies. And you and I have talked
Speaker 1: about this about radio DJs who read the script that
Speaker 1: was written by the card dealership. Can you listen to
Speaker 1: this commercial and you tell me where Kate McKinnon works.
Speaker 1: Play a whole thing. The first network, and now we
Speaker 1: want to be the first to give everyone. We want
Speaker 1: to be the first Horizon. I cannot believe when I
Speaker 1: saw that Brodie, I cannot believe that her agent or
Speaker 1: she or someone didn't flag that and be like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not filming this fucking commercial because I don't work
Speaker 1: for Horizon, you assholes. It's it's sounds stupid, it sounds
Speaker 1: like someone it's a radio script that they handed they
Speaker 1: handed her West the guy was supposed to go, we
Speaker 1: want to be the first. Because she doesn't say Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Kate McKinnon, She just reads play the clip and
Speaker 1: listen to how many times she claims to work for Verizon. Alright,
Speaker 1: Verizon launched the first five G network, and now we
Speaker 1: want to be the first time everyone the joy of
Speaker 1: five G by giving every customer a new five G
Speaker 1: phone on us old customers, new customers, families, business in laws,
Speaker 1: law firm, every customer new five gphones when you trade
Speaker 1: in your old ones, and if you're not a customer,
Speaker 1: will help cover the three She's been with us since
Speaker 1: four Now upgrade your phone, upgrade your network four. Four
Speaker 1: times she says we aus us we she's unless she's
Speaker 1: actually getting a premium to use those those words, those
Speaker 1: pronouns that pronoun we yes, us we for for the
Speaker 1: following reason, because she wants to show solidarity, like she
Speaker 1: she's she joined, She's not with a T and T.
Speaker 1: I'm a Verizon person. It's us, it's we. So maybe
Speaker 1: they liked for the commercial, but it doesn't make you
Speaker 1: a Verizon employee. At first glance, I thought someone handed
Speaker 1: her a piece of a copy that some radio announcer
Speaker 1: was supposed to say some some generic voice. But you know,
Speaker 1: if we could break down the fourth wall here, I
Speaker 1: don't know if we've really ever gone into it. But
Speaker 1: when when we get when we do commercials for the radio,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's written like that, like and and I, we
Speaker 1: always stop and say, no, I'm not gonna talk in
Speaker 1: first person, like I am working at Dohens Dohenis. We
Speaker 1: hear at Dohenis. I always changed it to they they
Speaker 1: they got your back, We got we hear at you
Speaker 1: know whatever card dealership. We don't say that, we say
Speaker 1: that we change. We actually have physically changed it. Right.
Speaker 1: We don't say because we don't do a commercial. We
Speaker 1: don't say, hey, we had slice want to give you whatever?
Speaker 1: Right we we say it slice one day because we
Speaker 1: were different people. Right now we're giving you five dollars
Speaker 1: off because we work that out. But right, technically, technically
Speaker 1: they're giving it all. We say that we don't work there,
Speaker 1: you know where we work, so we ad varized so
Speaker 1: that To see that on a national TV campaign by
Speaker 1: a very popular actress is I'm like, did somebody miss
Speaker 1: something here? Maybe they gave her ten bucks extra. She
Speaker 1: didn't realize it. I think they paid her extra. Right,
Speaker 1: she had to have vocalized that, raised her hand and hi, um,
Speaker 1: why am I reading it this way? Right? Like Samuel
Speaker 1: Jackson doesn't say, oh, we hear at Capital one want
Speaker 1: to know what's in your pocket wallet? You know? They
Speaker 1: doesn't say that. He says Capital one, right, Capital one
Speaker 1: we alright, and now I have one more. This is
Speaker 1: the Delta Airlines clip. Okay, now you gotta say it's nitpicky,
Speaker 1: but you've got two choices. And I don't know they
Speaker 1: went they What they did was they combined two phrases.
Speaker 1: And every time I hear it, I go, that's not
Speaker 1: the bad part. So play the clip uh up until
Speaker 1: the you know you can play the cup to the
Speaker 1: word virus. When you think of an airline, do you
Speaker 1: think of the big things? And for the last year
Speaker 1: we've all been dealing with the biggest thing. We had
Speaker 1: a virus. We can't even see. Okay, a virus. We
Speaker 1: can't even see people. People called it, uh, the enemy
Speaker 1: we couldn't see, or they call it a virus? What
Speaker 1: a virus? Can you see? Uh? What exactly? It's not it?
Speaker 1: This is awful, awful word. It's like it's the virus
Speaker 1: you can't even see. Is the fact that it's invisible
Speaker 1: the problem? Or is it the fact that it's deadly?
Speaker 1: Like isn't that the problem? That it's killing people things?
Speaker 1: And for the last year we've all been dealing with
Speaker 1: the biggest thing. We had a virus we can't even
Speaker 1: see that's not the list. It's like, we can't even
Speaker 1: see me, Like, oh, if you see you see that,
Speaker 1: you know it all. It also infers that if you
Speaker 1: could see the virus that it wouldn't be as deadly,
Speaker 1: right right, And you know what the ironic part is,
Speaker 1: it's Delta Airlines and it's the Delta, it's the Delta variant.
Speaker 1: I just don't like who's writing the copy, Like that's
Speaker 1: that's not the bad part. The bad part isn't that?
Speaker 1: Like when when? When? When? When people used to say
Speaker 1: last year in news conferences, it's the invisible enemy, right,
Speaker 1: I get that right, because it's like how do you
Speaker 1: fight something you can't see? But like it's a virus,
Speaker 1: we can't even see it, right, Like, no, it's the
Speaker 1: fact it's a virus. Other other viruses we can't see.
Speaker 1: We can't say it's coming down the street here it
Speaker 1: comes that you don't see other viruses. You know. You
Speaker 1: know what I hate about that COVID You can't see it.
Speaker 1: That's the real problem. Forget about the masks and the
Speaker 1: locked hounds, and you know, it's the fact it's invisible.
Speaker 1: You can't even see it. That Yeah, that that that
Speaker 1: just pissed me. I'm glad you caught it right. I
Speaker 1: kept the airlines. They're major, like their major company. Once again,
Speaker 1: two commercials here back to back that they spent hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands of dollars million millions on these campaigns and
Speaker 1: they couldn't they couldn't get it right now. I wanted
Speaker 1: I wanted Kate McKinney to show up at the end
Speaker 1: of we not only can't we see the virus here
Speaker 1: at Delta, but you know we uh we take extra
Speaker 1: care and flying you like, like, havever be part of
Speaker 1: that company too? Yeah, we ad Verizon. It's so awful.
Speaker 1: It's like she's speaking commercial before she was famous. She's
Speaker 1: we we I got some scam bonies, oh ship, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we know, we know we're about to find out. So
Speaker 1: I've listed a couple of things on craig List, and
Speaker 1: I keep getting an email or emails from different names,
Speaker 1: but they all basically said the same thing. This one
Speaker 1: is from Richard Simmons. Really, I'm assuming it's not the
Speaker 1: workout guy. It doesn't matter what, No, it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what I listed. Here's what they are. I just want
Speaker 1: to pick it up. Does it work perfectly? By the
Speaker 1: way it was a piece of furniture. I just want
Speaker 1: to pick it up. Does it work perfectly? I never
Speaker 1: check cl meaning Craigslist mail. I never check cl mail.
Speaker 1: My mail address is blah blah blah at look obvious
Speaker 1: scam seventy gmail dot com. So, first of all, the
Speaker 1: fact he's calling it his mail address, you're you're that's
Speaker 1: a bad that's a bad scam, bony right there. But
Speaker 1: I just want to pick it up. How do people
Speaker 1: fall for this? How do people fall like, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: selling a washing machine. The guy just want to pick
Speaker 1: it up, to pick it up, but don't, but don't
Speaker 1: reply to us. The whole point of Craig's eat Craigslist
Speaker 1: email is that when you reply, it just shows a
Speaker 1: number as your email address, right, Like this email address,
Speaker 1: the email from Craigslist is like E seven zero six
Speaker 1: three a blah blah blah blah, a bunch of letters
Speaker 1: and numbers. Right, I don't actually see the email of
Speaker 1: the address of the person sending it. So this person
Speaker 1: wants me to disregard the safety measures of Craigslist that
Speaker 1: they put in place to protect you from assholes like that, right,
Speaker 1: And he doesn't check his cl mail. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Your cl mail goes to your mailbox. It's not a
Speaker 1: special mailbox. This came to my email address. So everything
Speaker 1: is wrong with this theist email okay, right right. Craigslist
Speaker 1: email goes to your inbox of whatever email address you
Speaker 1: tell it. It doesn't go to your EMIL to open
Speaker 1: the app to read the email. So not only but
Speaker 1: here's the thing. This must be working on somebody because
Speaker 1: they're sending it out. Who are these people who full
Speaker 1: of this and go I should probably click this link?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, probably my mom, uncle Johnny from The Big Show?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, Unfortunately it's getting your mom. I
Speaker 1: think I told this story on the fifty minute Morning Show.
Speaker 1: But I met a woman, uh, Daniel, don't want to.
Speaker 1: I met a woman who knows uh Sheldon Danielle Minaro
Speaker 1: from our Big The Big Show's husband. And so I
Speaker 1: was talking to her about knowing Sheldon, right you are
Speaker 1: you know? How? How I why? I was talking? Are
Speaker 1: h and I? And so? Uh? I said, Oh? She said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know Sheldon's wife. She's on the radio Danielle Minnaro.
Speaker 1: I said, oh really, So I said, and I know
Speaker 1: she knows and she knows you work at the radio station. No,
Speaker 1: she doesn't. She does not. So then she says, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's she's famous, but she's nice and I know a
Speaker 1: bunch of people who work at the radio station. She
Speaker 1: I said. I said, oh, that's cool. Just do you
Speaker 1: know I know Scary Jones? Do you know him? And
Speaker 1: I said, you know Scary Jones. Wow, she's yeah. I'm
Speaker 1: friends with people and they're friends with scaries parents, Tony
Speaker 1: and Row. She says, I know Scaries god mother or
Speaker 1: father or one of them. And I said, oh, really,
Speaker 1: you know, Wow, that's cool. She's just you've heard of him.
Speaker 1: So I took out my phone I showed the logo
Speaker 1: of our podcast. I do a podcast with him. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's hilarious. It was so fun. It's like,
Speaker 1: I know Danielle as Scary Jones. By the way, I
Speaker 1: a woman from Staten Island. Oh. I fell in love
Speaker 1: her immediately. Oh so fun, so nice, and she knows
Speaker 1: your parents. So that I will say this though, on
Speaker 1: that topic, when people you know you meet him. I
Speaker 1: was at a movie screening recently and it reminded me
Speaker 1: of this, and it happens a lot. It's happened a
Speaker 1: lot over my career. Whenever they find out, oh you
Speaker 1: work at ZE one hundred, oh you work you work
Speaker 1: at Elvis Durant show. Oh you yeah, they always say,
Speaker 1: do you know Elvis duran Right? I like to get
Speaker 1: do you know the funk? Am I here for twenty
Speaker 1: six years at during station and I don't know my
Speaker 1: own coworker? Right, I've had that. They go, do you
Speaker 1: know Great Tate? Do you know Scary? Do you know
Speaker 1: all of them? I go, I tell you I'm on
Speaker 1: the show, right, how do I not know them? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I work on the Olvistraight Morning show. Do you know yes, yes,
Speaker 1: twenty three years. I know them all. I love when
Speaker 1: they go, oh my god, I love them. I go,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm part of the show them. I
Speaker 1: love you guys. Look admittedly I love them. I hate
Speaker 1: you Brodie, You're slices listening to this podcast. I love
Speaker 1: you guys, and you you listen to this And I'm
Speaker 1: obviously a co host of this show, this podcast, But
Speaker 1: I'm not on the air as much on the big show.
Speaker 1: So I get where some people might not know me
Speaker 1: on the show as much or know me at But
Speaker 1: the fact that you hold them from tot them. I
Speaker 1: work on the show. They are all I love them.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'll tell them if I see them. No,
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