WEBVTT - #184 Thirst Trapped By A Coworker! 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.880 Ready for another episode of the brook Boys podcast. I am. 0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:04.120 I know you're not talking to me, but of course 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:07.080 I'm talking to everybody. All right, Sol, I'm ready. Get 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.160 your read it from Slice. Support your local neighborhood pizzeria 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:14.000 and use code Brooklyn for five dollars off your first order, 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:15.720 and the more you order, the more reward points you 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.720 get towards a free pizza. I ordered my pie and 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:24.440 Cannoli's for dessert. Nice hit the song starf Dotta Start up, 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:31.800 Brooklyn Boy, Start Up Brooklyn buys dot Data. They're making 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:43.320 noise data dot Episode one, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm brody. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:46.920 He's scary. I'm scary, He's brody. That's right. We uh. 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:50.240 I'm feeling energized. You know. I realized that the good 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:52.320 swift chick in the ask that I need to my 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:56.600 afternoon comes in the form of a double espresso shot. 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:00.560 Really yeah, I just had one. I needed it. I'm 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:04.240 just gonna fall asleep waiting for you. Well, I I 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:12.080 was buying um Starbucks cold brew with vanilla cream or 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:16.440 something at Starbucks. Then I found them in quick marks 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:18.800 at the gas station. They have three dollars a can, 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.320 so I've I've become slightly addicted to them. And then 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:23.760 on the weekends. I'm not gonna lie to you. I 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.360 know I don't drink. I've been putting a smidge of 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:30.959 kaloo in there, and it's it's a little ummy. Hold 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.200 on and Target, they were selling the cans for three 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:36.720 dollars a can also, so I picked up a couple 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:39.240 of cans. I picked up a couple of little bottles. 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:41.920 They're a little bit larger than the cans. And then 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.759 I'm over by the milk and the ice cream refrigerators. Yea, 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:47.960 and they've got a giant bottle of it for five dollars. 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.520 I got you screaming into your microphone back away. That's 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:53.880 how excited I am. I had a little by the way, 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:57.120 I had a little bit of Mulinari sambuca to my 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.880 double espresso. So as they said, our all neighbor de zamble. 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.040 But but Mullinari is the good stuff. That's the stuff 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.840 from Italy. That's the Italian The Romana is the more 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:10.160 common sambuca. It's crap you want. That's the blue and 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:14.400 white label coffee cop It has the Roman colosseum on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:15.720 it looks like the coffee cup. But that even though 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.280 as Greek stuff it looks like the coffee cup, it's trash. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.120 You want Mullinari, look for Mullinari, not a not a sponsor, 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.799 but Galliano Galliano is that guess is good? You could 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.000 add that that's the tall bottle of the bottle that's there. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:29.120 It's the big bottle of the Ladies Love. It's the 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:33.320 it's the it's the towers over all other bottles, Ladies 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.840 and Man. If you prefer, also check out the Galiano bottle, 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.960 the Galiano bus. Usually it's it's hidden somewhere because they 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.160 can't fit it on the shelf with everything else. That's right, 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:45.440 there's no head. Can I pause here a second? My 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.560 dogs going crazy? My daughter's coming home between pors, Well 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:51.080 wait a second, why do you dogs go crazy for 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:54.960 your your daughter? People come in the house, but not you. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:57.800 They get they get excited when I come home. They 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:00.040 don't bark like crazy. They run to the top of 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.120 the steps when I come in through the garage and 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.320 they meet meet the steps. That's so, you know what, 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:06.440 that would be wonderful. I don't you know? I come 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:10.280 home to a silent house. Oh, she leave the radio one. 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.080 I really know. I come to There's no one waiting 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:14.959 to greet me at the door. There's no dog or 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.600 cat or something to jump all over me and lick me. 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:21.520 All right, you can just leave it right there. Please. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:24.000 You know what I come home too. I come home 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.560 to a sink full of dishes. Yeah, today you came 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.639 home to pizza. So I did, I did, I did. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.360 I did come home to pizza today. But now you 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:33.560 you live, You live alone, even though your girlfriend stays over. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.680 Sometimes you live alone. And I love you. Yeah, and 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:37.960 I know you cook a lot, But if you ever 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.080 put dirty dishes in the oven when people were coming over, 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:43.040 I've never done that. It's never been that desperate for me. 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:45.880 But I will leave him in the sink for three, 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:49.680 four or five days. I have dish that have been 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:53.600 in there since before I left for my trip last weekend. See, 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:55.400 I don't do that, But I said. I had two 0:03:55.480 --> 0:04:00.080 roommates before I got married. One was was It was 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.520 his first time moving out of his parents house. Uh, 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:04.760 and so he was. He was. He was my second roommate. 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:06.560 He was a breath of fresh air in terms of 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:09.400 hygiene because he cleaned up like he was like nervous 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.440 because he was moving into my apartment. Right. But my 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:15.800 first roommate, Rob, who we've talked about, the one who's 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.120 got divorced, and I didn't know it. Yep, he was. 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:23.400 He was a slob. He still has probably almost He 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.960 would have parties. He would have people over late, and 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:28.800 stuff would be in the sink, and so for a 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:30.520 while I would yell at him like, hey man, you know, 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.359 stop leaving your dishes in the sink, like there's no 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.720 room to wash my plates whatever. We'd never a dishwasher. 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:37.040 So a couple of times I'd come home and like 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:38.960 the sink was empty. I'm like, oh, all right, nice. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:40.640 And then I would go to like cook something and 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:43.159 it was an all all the dishes, like a week's 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.080 where the pots and pants and were all in the oven. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.240 He would shove everything in the oven. But then if 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:49.640 I want to use the oven, I have to take 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:51.320 him out of the oven. Now you have a dirty 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:54.480 oven because you're dirty plate. That's disgusting and oh my god, 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:58.280 that's awful. I would never I will say though that 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.440 I will love him, but I will let it go. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.719 I'll have the dishes in the sink and let it 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.160 do what it needs to do. But then at that point, 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:06.800 at some point, do you know I promised myself as 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.800 soon as we're done with this podcast, I'm going over 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.880 and I'm going to rinse them off and then put 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.159 them in the dishwasher. Do you rinch your dish dishes 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:15.159 off before you put them in the dishwasher or you 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.200 just We've had this conversation on the air because we 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:19.640 know someone who not only rinses them but washes them. 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:21.520 We'll get to that in a minute. It depends. Look, 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.320 if there's like a ton of tomato sauce, that's unlikely 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.080 to happen on my plate because I'll look that clean. 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.120 But if there's somebody else in my family, like there's 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:29.880 a lot of food on the plate and it happened 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.000 to put it in the sink, I'll sprits it off. 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:33.680 I'll give it a little. I I have a little 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.960 switch on my on my hose sinkhos where I get 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:39.120 to put it the sprayer the spray and I'll get 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:41.960 a little on the plate. But that's it. I'm not 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.000 washing it. What's the point, Listen, I spent my life 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:45.960 in an apartment building, growing up that didn't have it 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:49.839 washing uh dishwasher or washer and dryer, so I don't 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:52.200 I don't waste my opportunity to use them. So I 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:54.280 put them in there. I wouldn't put like caked on, 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:56.600 like burnt on ship on them. I listen, I take 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.719 my scrub, I take my scrub, Daddy and I and 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:00.520 I and I scrub it. I just want to make 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.080 sure they're not a sponsor, not a sponsor, but I 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:06.559 want to make sure that all the residue is done, 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.680 is not is gone, and then this way kind of 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.760 residue like catchup or burnt on cheese. I just want 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.320 to I rinse all the plates and glasses. I give 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.200 everything in a quick rinse before I put it in, 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:19.359 and anything that has heavier things on it, I have 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:22.080 to scrub a little bit because I do not want 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:25.400 any problems. When that ship is done and that thing 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:28.400 it goes to heat dry and it's over, I open 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.760 up that dishwasher. I want to see everything sparkling. I 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:36.160 don't want to see like crusts of remnants left on anything. Remnants. 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.440 Here's the thing. You could take the okay, but you 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:41.520 might wash ten plates. But if you hadn't, only maybe 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.440 two would have come out dirty. So then you wash 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.680 them on the back end. You just give a little 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:47.920 little scrape scrape with a green scrubby pad and you 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:49.120 rinse some of it some more to put in the 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.720 dry rack. You're done. You don't have to scrub, like 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.160 if it's if it's really really hard cheese, like you 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:57.200 microwave nachos or whatever and it's caked on. That's one thing. 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:58.880 Like if it's hard, you go to like scrape it 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.039 off and you can't. That's one thing. But if you 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.080 just have like sauce or gravy or you know, some 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.680 catchup or whatever you ate out of of of a 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:10.080 plate and now it's it's got grease and dirt and grime, 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:14.400 you just throw it right in a dishwasher. Yeah, if 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:18.720 it's loose grease. If it's loose grease. Uh yeah. By 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.280 the way, you dated a girl with that nickame in 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:26.960 high school. Grease. Yeah she was Italian. Yeah, yeah, he loose. 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:32.080 Remember Jersey Kid, Jersey Kid Greg t. We went over 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:34.040 his house to have a planning meeting once like for 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.840 the show, and he, you know, he served us a meal. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:44.520 He took all the plates. She washed them put him in. Yeah, 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.600 and then he and then he then he scrubbed and 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:50.880 dried the sink. Who dries the sink. It wasn't like 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.160 he was going to bed for the night. He's like, 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.400 I'll drive the sinc It was like he used the 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.960 sink once. So I went over and I washed my 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:58.960 hands real quick, and he went over and he dried 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:02.280 the sink again. Like that's that is you put you 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.480 You can come up with any letter combination for that illness. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:07.440 He's got something, he does. He's got something because that's 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.880 a that's over the top and that listen, if it's 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:11.840 if it's a clinical thing, I get it. I just 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.800 think he's Greg Tate. But he washes. I don't get that. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:16.680 He said, I want to go want them clean when 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:19.960 they go in. That's like showering, like taking a bath 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:23.200 before you get in the shower. Yeah yeah, well yeah, 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:25.840 that's overboard. I'm somewhere in the middle if you yeah, 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:27.560 you're in the middle. I'm on the scale. I'm on this. 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:33.280 I'm on the spectrum. Agrees on the spectrum. Spectrum, That's 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:36.040 what I'm talking about. Yeah, I want to clarify, you know, 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:39.640 what the hell are you talking about anyway. Can we 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:43.760 do a quick shout out though, Christie Ma Jorga thirteen 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:48.920 on Twitter, I fucking love you. No, No, she's Christie, 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:54.400 Christie Majorga thirteen. She okay. The good news is she 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:59.040 supported our merch store, Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.760 That's Brooklyn Boys, Big Cartel dot com. I know exactly 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:04.800 what you gotta say. She and she bought herself and 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.800 F you APE seventy seven hat. Yes, and she's like, 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:09.640 you know what, I'm gonna send a selfie of me 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:14.280 with the hat on. However, you're also holding your three 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:17.160 year old daughter in your arms. Horrible little girl, the 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:21.840 horrible And I was saying you had a fuck you 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.240 ABE seventy seven hat on when he took this picture 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:27.040 right now. The daughter has no clue. She's smiling for 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:28.840 the camera. She's got her fingers in her mouth like 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:33.199 it's mommy and daughter, but the mother. I loved that. 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:35.720 I loved it because it says f you and doesn't 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:39.360 mean anything. Yet. I'll tell you the worst thing I 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:42.080 ever saw. Um, we were at I was with my 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:45.720 kids and we were at Uh. This is the ironic part, 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:49.200 and I guess coincidental as well. We were BJ's Hostale, 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:50.800 and who doesn't love a host a good Hostale b J. 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:54.200 So this fat guy is pushing his daughter in a 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:57.959 shopping cart and his his belly, you know, it's kind 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:01.160 of stretching his shirt a little bit. And but so 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:05.600 the shirt has an arrow pointing down right and above 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:11.880 it it says blowjob wanted or something like that that effect, right, 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:15.120 Like what you're gonna wear that with your daughter in 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:18.040 the car. First of all, you shouldn't wear that anywhere 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.520 in public. That's the kind of thing like when your 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:22.559 boys come over, maybe like you put on as a 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:26.840 joke or a frat house in college. You don't. You 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:30.040 can't like that. Yeah, so the f you had, I 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.320 love it for it. That compared to the blow job shirt. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:37.320 Blow job shirt, Yeah, that's a problem. That's not gonna 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:39.120 be the name of the episode. By the way, in 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:41.720 the episode, Scary says to me, hey man, what we 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.600 call the episode? And we spent a couple of minutes 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:45.600 trying to figure out the name of the episode at 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:49.480 the end, So, so okay, and so that this one 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.520 will not be called blowjob shirt. I do have a 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:55.320 question about our episode titles. Scary sometimes thinks that if 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:58.040 it's very clever or very if it's a little bit sexual, 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.559 we do we do a lot better, right like people, 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:02.800 I do think so I think that people that are 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.400 looking at the menu of which which episode they can 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:10.080 listen to, they'll go for those first. Again, listen in order, 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.600 and don't get caught up by the title. That the 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.720 title is not going to determine whether episode is good 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:16.600 or not. It's just gonna tell you, like a little 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:20.520 what's oh that's about? But we're we're again, we're doing 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:29.400 this roller coaster thing. We're like, last week's episode was huge, right, 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.160 and then the one before it, which was like the 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:35.640 sucky suck truck or something medium. So you guys are 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.000 listening in order, or we got a wave of new 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.520 listeners last week, in which case, hey, guys, welcome on 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.840 board for your second episode back to zero after the 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:46.920 after this and start off at the beginning. We think 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:50.640 you'll enjoy it. And then what happened to the episode two? People? 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.920 Did they just decide they don't. I don't know, I 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:56.040 don't know. This is the black hole, but we will 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:59.120 not be calling this the black hole. Board job wanted 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.280 and obviously sucky suck truck never again because it doesn't 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.480 perform well. Right, And you know what, I've gone in 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.760 and relabeled episode. So like, if you if you're a 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:10.800 hardcore Brooklyn Slice, Brooklyn Boys, Slice for Life, yeah you'll 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:14.320 wait wait a minute. That episode title change. Sometimes I 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.959 tweak it because I feel like the episode title sucked 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:20.480 and it's hurting us. So like I changed one episode 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.800 to listen to this damn episode, but that didn't work. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.719 Didn't work, change the back, so I changed it back. 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.559 You want to you want to do an early Grammar police, 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:31.880 We haven't done it early, okay? And I would imagine 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:35.120 people listen, they get the gist of the entire episode, 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.560 and they'll whether it's earlier late they know. But I 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.320 always say, I don't know if people actually two out 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.600 halfway through and say fund this episode, I'm done. No, 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:48.480 I gotta hear grammar police. I get that, although police 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:57.640 police police, Yeah, all right, yeah, what do you gott 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:01.680 uh second? Homeless? Second? We got you know, you know 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:06.839 Brooklyn Boys quotes, Yes, right, it's daily baby quotes. They 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:09.080 disappeared for a while and I tweeted at them and said, oh, 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:14.600 who where are you guys? What's going on there and so, uh, 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:18.120 they're back now. They took a break. It's a daily 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:21.480 BB quotes and they highlight funny things that we've said. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:25.280 Well this week it said episode thirty, At forty nine 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:28.640 minutes into the show, I said, do you do you 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:30.600 like the jingle? It was the first time playing the 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.000 Grammar Police jingle, and you laughed and said I love it. 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:34.720 And I said, I told you I had to jingle 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:39.440 and you said that's awesome. So this is, uh, the 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:47.600 hundred and fifty fifth episode of Grammar Police Jingles Jingle 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.800 in existence. So you go, and I did the math right, 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.280 Even though it's a hundred and fifty four episodes, you 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:58.280 also count the one that it was in. I have 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.199 a couple of Grammar polices that do you have one? 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.160 Let me give you two, and then you can give 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:04.920 me something. I'll give you some. After that you can 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.520 get with me. Then you can get with him. You 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:12.720 can get that right. I was in Walgreens today and 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:18.320 a big, sweaty guy was it the counter trying to 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:21.680 explain how his nose was running even though he had 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.920 the COVID vaccine shot. And he's wondering if he has 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:28.800 COVID or it's possibly he has a cold, to which 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:31.840 she said, yeah, it's possibly have a cold. That's what happens, 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.400 especially with people back out in the world again and 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:37.400 no masks whatever. And he says, well, I tried to 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:41.200 buy the saline solution nose bright and right, and so 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.800 the woman says, I'm sorry, what, Yeah, so I've been 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.800 putting Sally up my nose and that's I'm like, Sally, 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:49.840 what the hell is that? I know it's sailine, I 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:53.320 know what he means, but he's saying saline. What. Why 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:56.680 have you ever heard anyone called saline saleine? Never in 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.760 my life? Now, if you look at the the way 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:03.000 it's spelled s A L I n e. It is sale, 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:08.040 it's sallyin actually right or sal. I guess sally maybe, 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:10.520 but but it's it's Have you never heard the term 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.520 sailing before sailing solution? That was a little weird for me. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:18.360 Then my daughter said today in the car um, I 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:25.640 don't do it that often. Whoa? I said, often, Yeah, 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.240 there's a tea in the middle. I said, yeah, but 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:33.000 it's silent. It's often your kids. So I said, oh, whoa, whoa, 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:37.200 it's often so uh so I looked it up. It's 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:42.280 good to be sure and although often is the more 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:47.400 commonly pronounced way of saying often, it used to be 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.080 acceptable and it's still acceptable in Britain to say often 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:56.120 and often is making a resurgence? Is it really why? 0:15:56.160 --> 0:16:00.200 I wonder who knows? Maybe some YouTubers or Tiktoker's or 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:03.800 you know that girl who says I was years old 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:09.120 when that is actually often right, I was today years old. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:13.080 Speaking of which, since you brought it up, Chris see MICKEYO. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:15.200 We quote him a lot. He put a picture of 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:18.000 himself wearing a few apes seventy seven hat with his 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.120 tractor in the background. He looks like he has a 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:23.040 huge property and definitely needs a right it's a ride 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:24.440 on more. I'm sorry, I don't mean to call her 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:27.720 a tractor, he said. Listening to the brook Boys while 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:29.960 doing the Artist Therapy. I think I'm going to go 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.800 back a few episodes and keep track of how many 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.800 times David Brody sarcastically brings up I was today years 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:39.560 old when I learned this, But so but he you're 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:43.040 doing that to make fun of me because I do that. Yes, 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:45.280 by the way, that girl that I that I can't 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.400 stay on her page. I went on a TikTok page 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.640 and she had another video not at tow day years old. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:53.200 She was bitching about something that I wrote I was 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:54.880 today years old when I didn't give a ship you 0:16:55.120 --> 0:17:01.000 were complaining about good So, uh, okay, I have a 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:05.240 couple more, but you go. Catherine Watson says, hey to 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.480 my favorite podcast. I wanted to comment on a serious 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:09.639 mistake I've been seeing this week. I've been volunteering at 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:13.639 a church camp. It's got posters up advertising its characters. 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:17.160 They help help the little kids understand the day's message 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:21.040 and uh and there's also a motto for the day 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:24.200 and every day it always says, in the same format, 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:31.640 Jesus's power helps us blank. But it's Jesus apostrophe s 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.640 That's how it's written. Now. The thing is they alway 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:41.080 and I'm sorry, they always spell it Jesus with an 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:44.560 apostrophe and no s. So she's she's actually spelling it 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:49.080 right here. She's saying that it's the sign says Jesus 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:52.440 Jesus is, but it's g j e as you as 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:58.240 apostrophe and then that's that's right. Is it right or wrong? 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:01.359 She says it's not fucking Groma correct. This is a 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:04.480 national company that makes these camp sets and they can't 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:08.360 fucking get the grammar right. Millions of people see these posters. 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:12.480 I don't understand. That's Katie from the r v A, Virginia. 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:16.359 So all right, Katie from Richmond, you may be wrong 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:20.080 in the sign, may be right. She's saying j E 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:27.240 s U s apostrophe is wrong. Um again the message 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.320 s U s apostrophe is correct or you can do 0:18:31.320 --> 0:18:37.360 apostrophe s apostrophees. So both ways are right, and she's wrong. 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:42.200 Katherine Watson, you know, Okay, screw you because I'll tell 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:44.880 you why. No, I'll tell you why because she then 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:47.240 backs that up with another email about me and my 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:50.480 gram So I'm glad that she's wrong. Well, you know 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:52.159 what she was trying, and she she was trying to 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:54.399 do well, and because it's J'SUS related, you have to 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:57.359 forgive her. Yeah. She well, she comes right back and says, hello, 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:00.679 I was really real listening to the podcast, asked starting 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:03.920 from zero, and I remembered about scaries other podcast which 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.720 I will not mention when I will. It's called Speaking 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:10.520 Volumes with Share and Scary scary. You better not say 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:12.280 that either a broody can hit the jingle. No, he 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:18.520 won't because he mentions his podcast not a sponsor. Don't matter. 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:21.399 We could promote our other ship. By the way, August 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:23.960 is the return of the Walking Dead. You will get 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:26.400 new episodes of Walkers and Talkers. We've been on a 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:31.359 hiatus hiatus okay, anyway, I came across the following error 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:34.800 and scaries other podcast. This has been out for four 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:39.720 years now and no one has caught it. Guess what, Catherine, 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:46.400 you forgot to put the attachment in. Oh, she's trying 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:48.720 to correct me on something, and there's nothing in that. 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:51.119 There's nothing else in the email. The email goes blank 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:56.439 right after that. Well, maybe maybe a perfect that's doubly. 0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:59.159 That's she said, two emails with two errors in them. 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:02.879 All right, let's talk about at ESPN on Twitter, on 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:05.560 TikTok rather, they put up a video of a guy 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:08.840 kicking a football through a window and it says, we 0:20:08.880 --> 0:20:10.840 may have just found the greatest kicker of all time. 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:16.520 We may have just found the greatest kicker of all time. So, 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:18.360 so those of you like scratching your head right now, 0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:21.320 or if you've heard the episodes before it should be 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:24.719 we may have, we may have. Now when we speak quickly, 0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:27.480 we say may have, but we mean may have. But 0:20:27.640 --> 0:20:31.159 you can never write may of. It's always may have 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:34.440 when you write it. So ESPN, fuck you. You should 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:39.840 know better. Ah, that was a pretty bad one, don't 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:44.919 you think. Yes, I think it's pretty awful as well. Okay, Uh, 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:50.439 Adam Michael Zo you're Adam Z seven says I ruined 0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:54.520 the Yankees White Sox August twelve Field of Dreams baseball 0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:57.040 commercial because that's the one where we played the clip 0:20:57.240 --> 0:21:00.480 and they say Yankees verse White Sox out. So I've 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:06.480 ruined a commercial for him. Um. Because right now I'm 0:21:06.520 --> 0:21:10.600 not gonna say where this is because somebody posted on 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:15.960 social media a comment and UM, scary when you say 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:19.560 that the expression a diamond in the rough spell rough 0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:25.520 for me r O U g H right? That wrong? Nope, 0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:29.040 you're right. The person posted diamond in the r U 0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:35.000 F F like sound like a dog barker, diamond in 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:39.040 the right. So keep an eye on that point. People. 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:44.359 Somebody emailed me a couple of times about an event 0:21:45.200 --> 0:21:49.320