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Speaker 1: Who Do Who. Special announcement alert, I repeat special announcement alert.

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Speaker 1: If you live in the city of San Francisco, California,

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Speaker 1: we are doing a big, jam packed Stradio Lab live

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Speaker 1: show on Friday, January seventeenth at Cobbs Comedy Club as

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Speaker 1: part of SF's Sketch Fest. We cannot wait to see you, guys.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available in our Instagram bios and on linktreed

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Speaker 1: dot com, slash Stradio Lab. That's l I n K

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Speaker 1: t r ee dot com slash Stradio Lab. Tell your friends,

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Speaker 1: spread the word. This is one of the biggest shows

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Speaker 1: we've ever done. It's our first time doing Sketch Fest.

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Speaker 1: We cannot wait to see you. We can't wait to

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Speaker 1: be in San Francisco in January and escape the frigid

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Speaker 1: New York cold and also I guess the very warm

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles weather for Sam and we can't wait to

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Speaker 1: see you January seventeenth at Cobbs Comedy Club, part of

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Speaker 1: SF Sketch Fest. See you there and enjoy the show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast starts now, what's up everyone? I'm being completely normal

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Speaker 2: and George's treating me like I'm being insane. Hi, I

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Speaker 2: am not looking at anything else but the screen.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool, cool cool. There was a I think it

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Speaker 1: might not have been intentional, but the vibe of you

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Speaker 1: started a sentence and it was almost like you were

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Speaker 1: in the middle of like doing emails and you and

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Speaker 1: someone called you and you were like, so we're here.

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Speaker 1: It's Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, like.

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Speaker 1: You were scrolling or something. This is so much I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Podcast starts now.

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Speaker 1: No, oh my god. We are not keeping this in anyway.

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Speaker 1: What's up? How's your Sunday? It's dark, it's dark where

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Speaker 1: you are, it's fully dark. Ram you know, it's it's tough.

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Speaker 1: It's tough, these things that everyone talks about every year,

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Speaker 1: you know, daylight savings, holiday depression, blah blah blah. Because

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Speaker 1: you want to be like you want to be above it,

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Speaker 1: you know, you want to be like, sure, that's what

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Speaker 1: that's what normies talk about. That's that's small talk, small

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Speaker 1: talk topics. You know, what do I want.

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Speaker 2: To talk about it?

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about the state of democracy. I

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Speaker 1: want to talk about the state of you know, the

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Speaker 1: complete failure of the global art market. I want to

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Speaker 1: talk about things that matter. But of course, you know,

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Speaker 1: if it's getting dark at three thirty pm. You're going

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Speaker 1: to want to talk about that. That's not normal.

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Speaker 2: I actually think it speaks to how poor our memories

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Speaker 2: are because the way that it happens every single year,

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Speaker 2: and every single year, I'm like, this is unethical, this

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Speaker 2: is wrong, This needs to be stopped, and and like,

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Speaker 2: there's no way it was this bad last year, And

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Speaker 2: and yet I know, I'm pretty sure it is always

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Speaker 2: the same. It's always the same, but every year, I

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Speaker 2: think it's an injustice that needs that can be stopped.

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Speaker 1: But isn't it beautiful that we get to have that

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Speaker 1: sense of childlike wonder. I actually, I actually would prefer

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Speaker 1: this sort of like the performance of you know, getting

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Speaker 1: into the holiday spirit but also having a little having

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Speaker 1: a little melancholy because of the weather and talking about

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Speaker 1: holiday travel and talking about gift giving. And then suddenly

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Speaker 1: it's January and you're like, oh god, I have seasonal depression.

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Speaker 1: There's something. It's like, what are you gonna do? Not

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Speaker 1: let things affect you and just go through life dead eyed,

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Speaker 1: looking straight ahead.

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Speaker 2: I mean, but there is I guess I think there

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Speaker 2: should be a limit in this life to how many

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Speaker 2: times I can be affected in surprise.

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Speaker 1: No, it's true. It's true because the more you're affected

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Speaker 1: by just the passing of time, the less energy you

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Speaker 1: have to actually be affected by more interesting things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm feeling persecuted. Why I'm feeling persecuted, you know,

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Speaker 2: it's just those days where I can't do anything right? Look,

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Speaker 2: anything right?

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Speaker 1: You were talking about this before, You're You're like, you're

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Speaker 1: having a day.

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Speaker 2: I am having a day. Yeah, I keep doing this thing.

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Speaker 2: Do you ever? So I was around children last week

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Speaker 2: for the holiday, and I was like, you know when

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Speaker 2: outbursts are like literally what I do on any given day.

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Speaker 2: Like there was a point where, like, you know, the

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Speaker 2: it's like and I'm like, damn, I literally do that,

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Speaker 2: Like I'm doing that right now, Like right now.

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Speaker 1: I think like me or like ordering takeout and being

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Speaker 2: I'm like no, and like I'm thinking about what I'm

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Speaker 2: genuinely nothing will make me happy, Like I as soon

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Speaker 1: This is quite literally why you why we all have

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Speaker 1: to have kids and have a traditional family, because then

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Speaker 1: what happens is you're an adult in your thirties and

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Speaker 1: you are like over analyzing which specialty drink would make

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Speaker 1: at the center of why you know, people think quote

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Speaker 1: unquote millennials are narcissistic. This is at the center of

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Speaker 1: why people think that people that live in la are

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Speaker 1: out of touch. It's like it all comes down to,

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Speaker 1: just like, Okay, so you get to that point where

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Speaker 1: you're in your earlier mid thirties. Unless there's something else

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Speaker 2: You're really trying You're on this new kick where you're

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Speaker 2: trying to make a case for children in a in

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Speaker 1: No, No, I see what you're saying, and I actually

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Speaker 1: children to me is a is a symbol of something bigger.

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Speaker 1: It's like, if it's not children, then it should be

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Speaker 1: Then it could be like founding a company. If it's

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Speaker 1: not founding a company, then it can be God forbid

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Speaker 1: taking care of an ailing family member. But there is something,

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Speaker 1: there is some new responsibility that has to come into

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Speaker 1: your life at this stage otherwise you lose your mind.

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Speaker 1: And that's where like a midlife crisis comes from.

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Speaker 2: I hear what you're saying. So what you're saying sort

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Speaker 2: of is like you will be unhappy regardless, so stop

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Speaker 2: trying to chase your joy and start like having some

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Speaker 2: responsibilities so you actually have a reason to be unhappy.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think it's having a reason to be unhappy.

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Speaker 1: I think it's limiting the amount of time you can

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Speaker 1: dedicate to just free wheeling thought, because there's only so

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Speaker 1: the ideal thing is being, you know, an urban intellectual,

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Speaker 1: you know, multiple memberships to repertory theater and cinema around

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Speaker 1: the city and all this stuff. Going to the ballet. Yes,

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Speaker 1: like in an ideal world you have the discipline to

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Speaker 1: is not realistic for.

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Speaker 2: Most of us.

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Speaker 1: I and that's my discipline, you do, I have that, Sam.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I'm not seeing it today, George.

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Speaker 2: But you're but you're missing the big the big picture here. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there's context. Of course. It's a Sunday after a holiday week.

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Speaker 2: I see, I am returning to the office. It's I'm

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Speaker 2: feeling the crash, the lack of freedom. The public intellectual

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Speaker 2: wouldn't have to worry about work tomorrow, and the public

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Speaker 2: intellectual could go to the ballet and even be like,

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Speaker 2: let's get a cocktail afterwards, because because se la vi.

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Speaker 2: Because all I have to do is get to the

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Speaker 2: meeting at one, and then I can spend the afternoon

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Speaker 2: following my thoughts until I go to the theater again.

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Speaker 2: And I have this there's such a time limit, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I might as well be at work right now,

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Speaker 2: because what you're saying, it's already here.

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Speaker 1: And I want to apologize publicly because I am now

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Speaker 1: only now realizing you are in a state that I

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Speaker 1: can't relate to, which is you were traveling for Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: and now you have the one day back before work,

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Speaker 1: whereas I didn't travel for Thanksgiving. I basically just had

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Speaker 1: like a very sort of chill staycation and you know,

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Speaker 1: eating Thanksgiving leftovers for three days and going to a

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Speaker 2: And not to be a bitch, so I'm being such

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Speaker 2: a brat, but like we also traveled to Toronto, like

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Speaker 2: it was like yeah, like this is like we went

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Speaker 2: to Toronto, then we went to Virginia and then I'm

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Speaker 1: For now I work. Yes, yes, yes, I see.

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Speaker 2: So I'm being a prat.

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Speaker 1: Well, should we bring in our guests and maybe you

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Speaker 2: Oh no, Look, I'm I want to publicly apologize. I

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Speaker 2: know how this is coming off, and it's not coming

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Speaker 1: You do not have to publicly apologize. He has to.

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Speaker 2: I do because I know how people will hear this,

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Speaker 2: and they would be right because it would be annoying

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Speaker 1: I feel like now that we've contextualized it, like I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's relatable, but it's also like, you know, you're

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Speaker 2: to like complain about. It's like yeah, duh.

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Speaker 1: But but I do think this goes back to my

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Speaker 1: it's that's how you escape that, that's how you escape

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Speaker 1: the mundane nature of like problems like like cyclical problems

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Speaker 1: like this. Yeah, wait, let's bring in our guests though, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: please welcome our dear friend Dash Turner.

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Speaker 3: Bitch, thank you. Also, why did you flee the country

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Speaker 3: for Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 2: Wit?

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Speaker 1: We went to Toronto for a show and then Sam

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Speaker 1: from there went directly to Virginia to see his family

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Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving. Okay, yeah, so okay, the way I have

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Speaker 1: being undermined, No, everyone's every single person, and every single

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Speaker 1: person is being undermined from all angles. It's actually crazy.

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Speaker 1: No one has the upperhand, right, Well, can I say also,

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Speaker 1: the way I've avoided any kind of on we that

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Speaker 1: Sam has described is I dedicated myself years ago to

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Speaker 1: unlocking all of the good gun camos and call of duty,

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Speaker 1: and that has provided me with a sense of you know,

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Speaker 1: task fulfillment, goal fulfillment.

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Speaker 3: That has completely freed me from any need to have

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you should be considering, bitch, you have the

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Speaker 1: self discipline I was talking about, except it's for playing

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Speaker 1: call of duty rather than attending the ballet.

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Did you go to the ballet last night? Was that

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Speaker 1: the show you went to? No? I went to Dina Martina.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Dina Martina drag queen.

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Speaker 2: Because I I have gotten into my online gaming eras specifically,

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Speaker 2: Sure, well it did teach me, you know, the power

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Speaker 1: so real with me.

437
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Speaker 2: Do you said you want the villain? Edit? Do you

438
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: feel like in a lot of social circles you're the villain?

439
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 2: Or do you just feel extra comfortable with.

440
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 3: Us actually the latter. Wait, no, well I'm mean to a.

441
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:37,159
Speaker 1: Lot of people, So actually both Okay. I think you

442
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 1: being mean is sort of on the same along the

443
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 1: same lines of you liking straight things, like it's sort

444
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: of a way for you to be an edge. Lord.

445
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 1: Is you're like looking me right in the eyes and saying,

446
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm reading a book about RNA and you're tempting me to,

447
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,199
Speaker 1: you know, to either make fun of you because of

448
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: that or to like ask about it. And it's like

449
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: that's toxic. Like that is actually the equivalent of you know,

450
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: Trump saying that you know immigrants are evil or something,

451
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 1: because it's like it is setting me up for failure.

452
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: I can't actually if I debate that on his terms,

453
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 1: he's already won.

454
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 3: Right, Is it that or is it me trying to

455
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 3: add an element of surprise to your life? That is,

456
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 3: I would say, otherwise kind of not being provided to us.

457
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 1: I think that's fair. I think you're saying that, like

458
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: in my life, there's a limited selection of activities someone

459
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: I know could be doing at any given time. Yes,

460
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: and reading a book about RNA is outside of that

461
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 1: select collection of activities. So you're providing a new experience

462
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: from us.

463
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 3: I think it makes life feel more rich when more

464
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 3: people are doing more types of things.

465
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 1: Like but here's okay, here's my counterpoint.

466
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 3: To that genres of music, or you're not coming.

467
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: You're not coming at me and saying did you know

468
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,360
Speaker 1: this fun fact about RNA that applies to something we're

469
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: talking about. You're actually like looking me straight in the

470
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: eyes and as a provocation, saying I'm reading a book

471
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 1: about RNA. Period.

472
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 3: Wait, George, do you want to be provoked one more time?

473
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: Yes?

474
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 3: I realized the T shirt I'm wearing today is actually

475
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 3: Yanni's Ethnicity album cover, So I'm kind of using your

476
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 3: culture as my costume as well.

477
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: Wow, No, I actually love that surprising. Yanni is like

478
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: uh I at some point he was almost like a

479
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 1: cultural punchline, and I think people have forgotten about him.

480
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: So the more we can talk to sure, the more

481
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: we can sort of raise awareness. I did not know

482
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: he had an album called ethnicity. By the way, that's iconic.

483
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: He kind of went for it.

484
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 2: No, that's a bad swing.

485
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: That's that's a great, big swing. Yeah, it's like it's

486
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 1: not actually offensive to anyone. It's just like it's just

487
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: a funny to name your album ethnicity.

488
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dash, what are your gay interests? Yeah?

489
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 3: What are my gay interests?

490
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 2: Oh?

491
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 3: I like Madonna. I got really in to music by

492
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 3: Madonna earlier today, So that was big for.

493
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: Me today two hours ago.

494
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 3: Music the song or music album Music the album Don't

495
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 3: Tell Me obviously was kind of the entry point. Loved

496
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 3: a lot going on in there that I would say

497
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 3: is worth a listen. I also had a huge Ray

498
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 3: of Light phase a few years ago.

499
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: Well that was like the fifth or fourth or fifth.

500
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 3: Time I had COVID, and I think it like triggered

501
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 3: a form of psychosis that made me so much more

502
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 3: amenable to Madonna's music.

503
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 1: Well, that's sort of how she entered her Ray of

504
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: Light era. Is the fourth or fifth time you do something,

505
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: In her case, it was releasing an album. You enter

506
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: a psychosis where you need, you know, either kabbala or

507
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: yoga or some other alternative spiritual practice, and for you

508
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: it was listening to ray of light and that is

509
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: what guided you through the COVID experience.

510
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

511
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: For her, yoga guided her through a motherhood. You motherhood,

512
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: and of course her relationship with guy Richie. Has anybody

513
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 1: seen her kid in like twenty years, which one first

514
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: of all multiple kids?

515
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 2: Madonna, sweetheart?

516
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: Okay, can I just say something because this is also

517
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: this is also part of your personality that I think

518
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: is a provocation. Dash will literally look you like in

519
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: your face and be like, who is Charlie's throne?

520
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 3: It's it's kind of something I do more with George

521
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 3: than other people.

522
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: That's but it's like your refusal to know. And the

523
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 1: thing is, I can't be mad about it because actually

524
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: the fact that you don't know Madonna has a million

525
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 1: kids from like five different countries is good. There's no

526
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 1: reason anyone should know that. I am not proud of

527
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: myself for knowing that. I just it is just something

528
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: that I have to know, just like I have to

529
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: know that like Ronald Reagan was once president.

530
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 3: Right, Well, you have like arcane knowledge about older women.

531
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: In the way that many in the way that many

532
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: gay men do. I don't think I have it more

533
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: than the average person in my demographic.

534
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 2: Right, I there was like that. I think the New

535
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 2: York Magazine profile of lord Does Madonna's daughter where she

536
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 2: was like living in Bushwick and like she was like

537
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 2: had rejected being a musician forever, and then she was like,

538
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 2: I'm ready to be a pop star. And that was

539
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 2: the last I ever heard. But I remember her saying

540
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 2: she loved living in Bushwick because she could go on

541
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 2: vacation because the rent was cheaper.

542
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: It's actually true, which.

543
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 2: I thought was really.

544
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I can't she.

545
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 3: Buried these children or was she like paying women to.

546
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: She adopted some She well, Lordas and Rocco, how much

547
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: time do you have to adopted? Lords and Rocco are

548
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: her biological children. Rocco is with Guy Richie, and Lordis

549
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: is with oh god, I'm forgetting his first name, but

550
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: leon Is is Lorda's last name. And then after that

551
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: she started adopting how many hundreds, quite a few. Famously,

552
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 1: she adopted children from Malawi and she was doing a

553
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: lot of charity work in Malawi. Malawi on the map

554
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 1: she stole Madonna's thing. It was around the same time,

555
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: but I do think Madonna started doing it first.

556
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 3: Rights racing there.

557
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 2: Bidding a bidding war. Should we do.

558
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: Our first Carlos Leon is Lord Dad. Yes, let's do

559
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: our first segment. Okay, Dash. Our first segment is called

560
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: straight Shooters, and in this segment, we test your familiarity

561
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: with in complicity and straight culture by asking you a

562
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: series of rapid fire questions where you have to choose

563
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: this thing or this other thing. And the one rule

564
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: is you can't ask any follow up questions about how

565
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: the game works. And if you do, I'm gonna start

566
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: playing some Madonna b sides that are not gonna sit

567
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: well with you. Well, I'm not worried because I'm gonna

568
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: ace this bitch. Okay, Dash, tuck everlasting or fuck that

569
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: was long lasting?

570
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 3: That was good talk everlasting because I like when the

571
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 3: bitch falls out of the tree.

572
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

573
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: Okay, solving the puzzle or slashing in a puddle.

574
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I think slashing in a puddle. Mess can

575
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 3: be fun.

576
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: Casting a wide net or fasting except for one baguette.

577
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 3: That's so gay, which, by the way, no problem casting

578
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 3: a wide net. Fishermen are like are fun?

579
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay to see telling a dog to sit or

580
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 2: telling your boss. I quit.

581
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: M mm hmm.

582
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 3: Really telling your boss I quit because I'm kind of

583
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 3: anti pet right now?

584
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I get that.

585
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can circle back to that, circle back to

586
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: that I'm in I'm in that space. Harvard Barnard or Ardvark.

587
00:29:55,560 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, I'm thinking Ardvark. Yeah, there's something about the

588
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 3: Eastern colleges that just doesn't sit right with me.

589
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: Okay, use your name taken or I usually add bacon.

590
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 3: No, use your name taken.

591
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: We are being surveilled or we are skiing in veil.

592
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 3: I love gang stalking right now, so I think we

593
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 3: are being surveilled.

594
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: What's gang stocking?

595
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 3: I saw someone use it on Twitter. It's like people,

596
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 3: It's like Q or something like people are being stalked.

597
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 2: Oh well, we'll circle back. Okay, luck of the Irish

598
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 2: or funk off.

599
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 3: I'm pissed, funck off, I'm pissed.

600
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: Is pissed supposed to rhyme with Irish?

601
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I got it. I'm pissed. Rhyme, I'm pissed.

602
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: Oh I'm pissed Irish? Yeah got it, gotta got it.

603
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 2: That's good.

604
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, okay, Dash, I actually think you did really well.

605
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 2: I think you did a really good job. I think

606
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 2: first of all, you added you treated that sort of

607
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 2: as like a conversation starter. Yeah, in a way. That

608
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: was interesting. So I'm gonna go ahead and say seven

609
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 2: and eighty nine doves, which is huge out of one thousand.

610
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: And I also want.

611
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 3: To Sam, I know that's low.

612
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: Keep going.

613
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 2: Well, if you're thinking we create it linearly, then yes.

614
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 3: Right, great, deflation is the thing here.

615
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 2: Now tell me about your pets theory.

616
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to know about pets. This is, of

617
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: course one of the most controversial subjects one could ever

618
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: talk about on a podcast, because both pet people and

619
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: anti pet people are insane and not normal.

620
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 3: Especially like pity people or pit bowl people. But we

621
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 3: can't get into this at all because they will take

622
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 3: you down. Okay, so my thing about pets, well as

623
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 3: somebody who's still vaguely is in New York a lot

624
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 3: and kind of you know, yeah, no one knows.

625
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually very confusing.

626
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 3: I will say, when when you see me in your city,

627
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 3: that's less an indicator that I live there and more

628
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 3: than it's like an omen or something. You're a Canarian

629
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 3: the coal mine sort of exact, so you should run

630
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 3: and prepare for the worst. Uh, there are too many

631
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 3: dogs in New York, no worries. There are too many.

632
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 3: There should be a lottery system where people lose their dogs.

633
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 3: Like it's I think fifty percent fewer dogs in New

634
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 3: York would be right. They're just too many, and they're

635
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: in restaurants, which is like such an ordinary twenty eighteen

636
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 3: thing to complain about. But it's like, I'm kind of

637
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 3: sick of it at this point. I do I like dogs,

638
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 3: I don't like the people who own the dogs oftentimes.

639
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 3: I also think people need to start doing like iguanas

640
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 3: and shit like that.

641
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, Well, that's this is the paintball call

642
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: of duty jumping out saying people should get iguanas.

643
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 3: But it's also like a more contained pet and it's

644
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 3: a more interesting world if more.

645
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: But there's also dogs that need to be rescued. Thoughts,

646
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: that's such a good point, release them in the wild.

647
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: I think I feel it's funny that you brought up

648
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,959
Speaker 2: New York because I feel like LA is so the quintessential, like,

649
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 2: oh yeah, yes, there's a service dog in the restaurant

650
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 2: that like clearly doesn't even allow dogs, but they put

651
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: a little vest on it.

652
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like biting like three people literally shitting

653
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 3: a proof.

654
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, this damn. I talked about this on the previous episode.

655
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 2: But I watched this person order for roughly twenty five

656
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 2: minutes this morning at a restaurant.

657
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 3: And people will wait forty minutes in line and then

658
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 3: get to the front and then.

659
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: Like sit in the lotus position and.

660
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 3: Like meditate on their order for an almost impossible amount

661
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 3: of time.

662
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 2: But this guy was also he had a dog with

663
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 2: him and he was holding the dog. I didn't even

664
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 2: notice he was fully choking the dog, like holding it

665
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 2: up to where it couldn't touch the ground and it

666
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: was like dangling by its neck for like minutes. And

667
00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: then his wife was like, Daniel, the dog is being choked,

668
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh my god, instead of down And

669
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 2: I was like, how can you be that unaware? You're

670
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: like wasting upwards of one hour in this line and

671
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 2: then you're choking your dog at the big moment. It

672
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 2: was so crazy. I've never seen such like lazy lazy

673
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: dog ownership.

674
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 1: How do you feel as a dog owner, Sam.

675
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 2: I feel that everyone is correct. I feel that I

676
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 2: think I noticed it more in La I think more

677
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: people have dogs, but they also treat them more like

678
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 2: children in a way that bothers me. I have very

679
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 2: my dad and me where I'm like, the dog is

680
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: a dog, and you know you have to respect it

681
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 2: and treat it right, but you also have to remember

682
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 2: it's a dog. Yeah.

683
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've sort of come out like feeling pretty zen

684
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: about the whole thing because I'm like, yes, I agree

685
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: that I both agree that pet owners can be annoying,

686
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: and I agree that people who are you know, fervently

687
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: anti pet need to take a chill pill and be

688
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: grateful for what they have in their lives. Yeah, but

689
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: I'm also like, ultimately, the issue, as with everything, is

690
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: that some people are very annoying, and they're gonna be

691
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: annoying when they have pets, and they're gonna be annoying

692
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: in other ways when they don't have pets. Like, get

693
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: back to me when that person you think is an

694
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: annoying dog owner no longer has a dog and then

695
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: gets involved in local politics, because let me tell you something,

696
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 1: it is not going to be pretty. That personality has

697
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: to go somewhere, and it's actually for probably a form

698
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: of harm reduction if it goes towards dog ownership, then

699
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: if it goes towards like city planning, it's like I

700
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: just and I think this is not just with Like,

701
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 1: I think this is very much the case with like

702
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 1: when people talk about influencers or it's like, yeah, those

703
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: people would put that energy somewhere else if they weren't

704
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: influencers hawking skincare products, like they would be at the

705
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 1: front desk at the airport and treating you like insane

706
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: and not being able to like take simple directions to

707
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: write them down because they're too busy like making OnlyFans

708
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: content under the table or whatever.

709
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, totally. Oh well, I'm glad we circled back

710
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 2: to that. Should we get into our topic.

711
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get into our topic. And actually I like

712
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: doing this dash. Do you want to, just before we begin,

713
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: go through your entire list, just one by one, because

714
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: I think that can be a fun activity.

715
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 2: And on the one that we're actually gonna do, of course, yes.

716
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: I'll end on that one. Yes, as someone who's kind

717
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 3: of I would say a mastery of straight culture. Yeah,

718
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 3: so far beyond what George and Sam have. I obviously

719
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 3: pulled from my kind of tone. I'm kidding I love

720
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 3: you guys.

721
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: I mean I do think you probably do know more

722
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: about straight culture and specifically straight American culture than we do. Right, well, yeah,

723
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: you guys are kind of pontificating from the kind of

724
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 1: we're armchair. Yeah, we're a priori. What are the two things?

725
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, so you got it right. And I'm

726
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,240
Speaker 3: kind of like Jane Goodall.

727
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're with the monkeys.

728
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm living amongst them, said, I'm kind of Marie

729
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 3: kind of you know, with the plutonium.

730
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 2: I have a follow up question when we circle back

731
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 2: to this.

732
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: There's so much circle this circling back happening. It's like amaze.

733
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 3: It's like David Foster Wallace like end notes.

734
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, or should I not circle back to I just

735
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 2: ask you right now, ask Dash how much of this

736
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 2: is like, are you attracted to straight men?

737
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm not.

738
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 2: Oh so, there's nothing about you that's like playing paintball

739
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 2: with the boys, and you get like a little bit

740
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: hard every.

741
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: Time you're not turned on by it. You just genuinely

742
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: like it's completely.

743
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: Pure within me, not even a little turned on. No.

744
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 3: Well, because the thing about straight guys too is a

745
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 3: lot of them don't really like God bless them. Of course,

746
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 3: if any of you are listening, which they shouldn't be,

747
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 3: I love you guys, they should.

748
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: Be they do sadly, but not sadly. Sorry, I I

749
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: send my love out to every I actually I genuinely

750
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 1: did not mean that that was that that was an

751
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,720
Speaker 1: instinct of some sort. I actually I am very grateful

752
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: when straight guys listen. But keep going.

753
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 3: I'm I hang a ton of traps for you, guys,

754
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 3: and you're falling into all of them. They're just so

755
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 3: non sexual when they're like with the boys, a little

756
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 3: bit to be attracted to them would be hard.

757
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? No? You disagree?

758
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 2: I fully disagree. I think that's they're so non sexual

759
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 2: that it circles back and they become sexual again. Right,

760
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: Like then they just are doing it. They think they're

761
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 2: in private, and so they're saying.

762
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: Stuff that it's the ultimate vulnerability.

763
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 2: They're showing things that you would never see otherwise. Like

764
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 2: what like they're ball SAgs, brother.

765
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: That's actually true. Flash Yeah, and no, there's a way

766
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: where not to be gender essentialists. But it's like for

767
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: a woman to be vulnerable, it's it's in private and

768
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: it's you know, she trusts her friend or her husband,

769
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: or her mother or her father, and she like says something.

770
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: But men are the most vulnerable when they are literally

771
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: in public transportation, like when they are at a football game,

772
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: when they are at the tailgate, when they are like

773
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: out with their wife at dinner. It's it's shocking. I

774
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: actually think they are way because they're so terrified of vulnerability.

775
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: They're way more guarded when they are like alone with

776
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: one or two people.

777
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you can get them with the boys, you're

778
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 2: seeing a real different side. Yeah, kind sometimes it's jarring,

779
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 2: but sometimes it's hot.

780
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: That's why it's so when you have kids. It's way

781
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: more dangerous for boys to be in a big group together,

782
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: whereas what's dangerous for girls is for them to be

783
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: in like a group of two or three, because then

784
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: they'll start bullying each other, you know what I mean.

785
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 3: Well, so I feel like female vulnerability is them like

786
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 3: talking about how they're like processing grief a little bit

787
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 3: as well.

788
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, it just.

789
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: It just feels very different when when a guy is.

790
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 1: So whereas straight eyes process grief by taking up three

791
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: seats at like a football game and then taking out

792
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: their penis and masturbating.

793
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

794
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 3: I remember when I moved to New York. One of

795
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 3: my first times taking like the two train to work

796
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 3: in the morning at like seven forty five am, there

797
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 3: was a guy who like looked otherwise normal, fully like

798
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 3: rubbing himself under his pants on the train, and it

799
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 3: really was like, my guess, go on, that'll happen, right.

800
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. No. It took me a while to get flashed

801
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: on the train, and when I did, I was like, wait,

802
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:25,280
Speaker 2: you're hot. This is so wild, Sam. I just couldn't

803
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 2: have seen that coming.

804
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: There really are no limits to the things you will

805
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: find you.

806
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 2: I get it, bitch. Yeah, okay, so tell us your

807
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: list now.

808
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,760
Speaker 1: Somebody tell us your list. Okay.

809
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 3: This is abridged Xbox Live, which we kind of got

810
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 3: to touch on, which was kind of awesome for me.

811
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: Yea, not to brag.

812
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 3: Regional accents other than Southern, agreed. I feel like Sweet Home,

813
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 3: Alabama and like the gay guy in that who gets

814
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 3: outed like fifteen times, that made it gay to be Southern.

815
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 2: So I think.

816
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 1: Southern is gay. Like if you do imagine someone with

817
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: like just a big colorful shirt just being like ah hey,

818
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: y'all like that, it's it is gay.

819
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gay.

820
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 3: It's I don't know what genteel is, but whatever it is.

821
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 3: Feel it feels like there's.

822
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 2: A pageantry to it.

823
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, no, there is. You're a Pauladine, yeah right.

824
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 3: Yes, and Cajun they're so colorful anyway, Yes, guitar solos

825
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 3: waiting outside in the car.

826
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean classic.

827
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 3: Like moving to La and realizing that every single person

828
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 3: at the grocery store is a woman whose husband is

829
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 3: like sitting in the passenger seat in the car. A

830
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 3: total huge culture shock, but now I'm kind of used

831
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 3: to it.

832
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: I like it the length straight men will go to

833
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: to not participate in something like they would literally rather

834
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 1: rather than just like go into the grocery store and like, hey,

835
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: at the very least you'll stretch your legs, maybe you'll

836
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: get a little power protein bar. But no, it's like, well,

837
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, so I have to

838
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: be sitting in the car or I don't want to

839
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: do that, so I'm gonna like plan my entire day

840
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: around not doing it. Yeah, anyway, sitting outside they're like

841
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: daughters like pianos, So I don't yes, exactly, yeah, god

842
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,720
Speaker 1: I should. When you have a kid, you should do anyway. Okay,

843
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: third tier US cities, So I'm thinking like Cincinnati.

844
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah they're so. I'm actually like, if

845
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 2: you know, we were in sort of a boom booming

846
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 2: industry where you could get a random TV show to

847
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: do whatever you want. Mine would absolutely be to I

848
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: want to go to those cities and find the local

849
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 2: gay scenes and like see what they're about because I'm

850
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 2: addicted to thirdier city gay people totally.

851
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: That would actually be a perfect travel show for you.

852
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: Oh, it would be so fun.

853
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 3: They really those gays are letting their freak flags like

854
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 3: fly and like they're all furries, Like I mean, hundred

855
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 3: percent across the board knows to tail there is.

856
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 2: They're the only people who are brave in this entire nation.

857
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 2: They are like they are living every day out loud

858
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 2: in a way that we couldn't ever possibly imagine.

859
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 3: That could have been you if you like stayed in

860
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 3: like Richmond or whatever.

861
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 2: Literally and yet I didn't.

862
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: You didn't, fussy bitch.

863
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 3: Next one prank calls.

864
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: I mean this is a classic.

865
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, hurting people for sport is always difficult and

866
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: also just like.

867
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: Doing the most obvious thing in an attempt to be funny,

868
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: Like there's just is something like to do. It's like,

869
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: why not give it one more layer of thought? Okay,

870
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: prank calls, maybe that's one. Why not something a little

871
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: more like you know, I even think like leaving a

872
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 1: fake letter is a little more imaginative than a prank call,

873
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: Like there was just something so obvious about a prank call.

874
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,240
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, can I otherise you really quick, George?

875
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 2: Please?

876
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 3: Do you guys do like ding dong ditching in Greece?

877
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 3: Or is that like no, no, well, I don't know.

878
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 2: I mean it's also like it's a great question.

879
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Do they do that everywhere in America?

880
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: I think that's like every do.

881
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 3: Where there is somebody under the age of at and they.

882
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 2: Are they would bring in doorbells, yes, at three in

883
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:16,439
Speaker 2: the morning. Yeah, and they're running, running or walking. Yeah,

884
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 2: that's true.

885
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 3: I would like strut away.

886
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 2: Well, that's because you're a bad boy, right want.

887
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: I also think like tepeeing a house is adjacent to

888
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: pray and calls. It's just like, what is the most

889
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: obvious thing we can do to make someone's life?

890
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 2: Hell? No, Sometimes I'm like the fact that I tpeed

891
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 2: houses in high school. I'm like, I was living in

892
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 2: like a movie about America.

893
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 1: You did that.

894
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 2: Literally the boys cross country team would tepe the girls

895
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 2: cross country team and vice versa.

896
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: That's insane. Yeah, I also did. I only know that

897
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 1: from film and TV.

898
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 2: It's so wild that it was real and it was

899
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 2: like the best nights of my entire life because.

900
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: I was like, also, how I feel about prom I'm like,

901
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: it's crazy, Like I get starstruck when people actually show

902
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: me prom photos of them. I'm like, oh my god,

903
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 1: this is just like mean girls.

904
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 3: There was a boy at my high school who was

905
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 3: a fucking loser all love who got tepee. I think

906
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 3: five nights in a row, different groups each time.

907
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, Can I tell you was sort of the

908
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: Bill de Blasio of your high school, and that like

909
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: people of all different political stripes were like, he fucking sucks, right,

910
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: but of course now you miss him ahead.

911
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 3: I went six seven too, which was kind of yeah.

912
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 2: I only loved the why I I once was watching

913
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live and my friends in high school knocked

914
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 2: my window to get me to go teepee, and I

915
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, yeah, sure, I'll go teepee. With you

916
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 2: and guess what it was the night that Ashley Simpson

917
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 2: was lip syncing, and so I missed it. I missed

918
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: it to go teepee with the boys.

919
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: God, that sucks. That's just that's like how I missed

920
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,720
Speaker 1: the slap because I was tired and left the Oscars party.

921
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's just so unfair.

922
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that really does suck.

923
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 3: Okay, keep going with It's like yos Queen red a

924
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 3: little bit right.

925
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, she got yas Queen redeemed.

926
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: She got ya screen redeemed. Oh, kind of telling my

927
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: other thing. That's like you missing Ashley Simpson at Coachella

928
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 1: for whatever reason. I went to see like David Ghetta

929
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 1: or something. But I was like passing by, like it

930
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: was not as it was not like my dream to

931
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: see David Getta. It was like I was passing by

932
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 1: the stage and he was playing. Honest, he was playing,

933
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: you know, it was like DJing or whatever. And I

934
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is sort of fun, you know,

935
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: obviously not in a in an altered headspace, as you

936
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: can imagine. And then some vocal came on and it

937
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: sounded like the mic, like it sounded like there was

938
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: an issue with a speaker or something, and I couldn't

939
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: quite see what was going on. So I was like, oh, whatever,

940
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: let's just go. We're going to Bonyverar. And turns out

941
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: it was quite literally Rihanna making a special guest appearance.

942
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: And so if I had stayed for one more second,

943
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: I would have seen that Rihanna would came on and

944
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: did a song, and I had no idea. I was

945
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: literally like, I'm leaving.

946
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,240
Speaker 2: The sucks. What a bummer?

947
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 1: Wasn't it like a good song? Though she has like three,

948
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: she has like one with it? First of all, she

949
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 1: has one million.

950
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 2: Such a bitch.

951
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,720
Speaker 1: This goes back to your pop culture thing. Rihanna has

952
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: so many songs they all got.

953
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 3: She's got the one where she has the eyebrows.

954
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: She has so many songs. She has what is her

955
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: song with David Getta, It's like one of the big ones.

956
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: Is that.

957
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: It's not sn m is it?

958
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: Is it? This is what you came for? Oh you

959
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: know what, it's actually not a good one. I think

960
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: it's who's that chick? Who's that chick?

961
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

962
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: No, who's that tick?

963
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,919
Speaker 3: Number one pop song of this year. Please we don't

964
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 3: respect me because I like it, Sue Camilla Cabeo's I

965
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 3: love it really good.

966
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 1: And so here's the thing I have, Sam. Have you

967
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 1: noticed that there is an under belly of gay guys

968
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: that are team Camilla Cabello.

969
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's something.

970
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: I have underbelly. Underbelly is there on term? Maybe? But no,

971
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: it's kind of that's right, that's right, it's a it's

972
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: a there's something. And I don't say this about you.

973
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: I say this about the general about the general population

974
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: of gay guys that are into Camilicabayo. There's something a

975
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: bit like we ride at dawn, like they all like

976
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: live underground and they are trading you know, little burned

977
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: CDs with their album and like recruiting people and at

978
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: some point they will do an insurrection at the Grammys. Right, continue,

979
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: I know this is our fault for interrupting, but but

980
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: finish your list and then let's get to the topic.

981
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, let's see Antarctica.

982
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 2: Mm hmm oh that's a good one.

983
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 3: Kind of like voyaging down there, the thing working down

984
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: there over a winter. Riley Taggart, Right, Sam's younger brother,

985
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 3: who I actually.

986
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: Knew before Sam.

987
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 2: That's true.

988
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 3: And so Sam will forever be Riley's older brother. To me,

989
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 3: the only person who will ever bring a twelve pack

990
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 3: of Natty Light to a party.

991
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 2: My brother, your brother, Yeah no, he'll He'll up Little.

992
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 3: King dying at a restaurant.

993
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: This was a favorite of mine, and I actually don't

994
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: even think we need to comment anymore. I think it's clear.

995
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 3: You're such a hater. Okay, the Balkans.

996
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: Wait, how am I hater? I'm like supporting your.

997
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 3: We don't need to talk about this anymore.

998
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to, like, you know, keep the ball

999
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: right now.

1000
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 3: Oh I want the villain at it.

1001
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 1: You're getting a bitch, yeah, bitch.

1002
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 2: The Balkans, yes, correct, right, Yeah, So I don't really

1003
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 2: know what's where that is, but I celebrate them.

1004
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 3: It's next to Greece. It's kind of well, you ask,

1005
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 3: is like the impure country's next to Greece.

1006
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's not necessarily how I would frame it.

1007
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 2: Is there racism between Greece and the Balkans?

1008
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: I mean it's there's certainly racism between Greece and Albania,

1009
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: but it's it's like Albania, Serbia, Croatia, like it's those mass.

1010
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you rank your least favorite countries from that region.

1011
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 2: I know I will not do that, Dash, Okay, next

1012
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 2: one on the list.

1013
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and finally actually breaking a bone.

1014
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 2: Okay, and this is our topic.

1015
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: And this is our topic, and now Dash, I would

1016
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: love to invite you to tell us what is straight

1017
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: about breaking a bone?

1018
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 2: Right?

1019
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 3: Okay? Well, the kind of seed of this idea was

1020
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 3: the image of somebody you're in middle school or high

1021
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 3: school with coming to class on crutches because they broke

1022
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 3: a bone. Yeah, that's kind of the origin point of that.

1023
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 3: But if you really think about it, the activities that

1024
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 3: you must be doing, unless you're a fucking loser who

1025
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 3: like pulls down the stairs, the activities you must be

1026
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 3: doing in order to break a bone are like sports,

1027
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 3: usually extreme sports or like basketball, something that's like, you know,

1028
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 3: I would say, very hetero.

1029
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: I want to sporting.

1030
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 2: I want to to another level too, where it's like,

1031
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 2: not only are you doing the sports where you could

1032
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 2: break a bone, but you're someone who is like, I'm

1033
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: not scared to do something like because like I like,

1034
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: I skateboarded in high school. I liked skateboarding, but I

1035
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 2: was never I could allie, oh, I was dropping in

1036
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 2: I was dropping in riding around, but I was like

1037
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 2: never like, you know, doing an indie grab three sixty,

1038
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 2: like like I was just like, well, I'm not good enough.

1039
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 2: I can't do that. And you also only get good

1040
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 2: enough by taking those risks. But like I was like

1041
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 2: always like I'm gonna do this, but I'm gonna do

1042
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 2: it as cautiously and safely as possible. And I think

1043
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 2: it's very straight to be like, well, I'm if I'm

1044
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 2: gonna do it, I'm gonna do it big and like

1045
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it safely and it sort of

1046
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 2: no pads. Yeah, and that like that fearlessness to me

1047
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 2: is very straight, I would argue, I.

1048
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 3: Agree, Yeah, trusting that a risk could pay off it

1049
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 3: does feel very.

1050
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: I mean it and that and it is the foundation

1051
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: of like a sort of business mindset too, Like that

1052
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 1: trusting a risk can pay off is like what startup

1053
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: culture is. It is saying I have an idea it

1054
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: is self evidently stupid, and yet what if it's the

1055
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 1: next Facebook?

1056
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 3: And god forbid? This also undergirds improv as well.

1057
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 2: Well, why childcare even.

1058
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm waiting child care or child bearing child bearing?

1059
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 2: I think if you like have a child, like to

1060
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 2: melt hurdle of children is like that's insane, Like that's

1061
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: a person. I can't be in charge of a person

1062
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 2: until the day I die.

1063
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: And the blind confidence of being like we are creating

1064
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: life and it's literally gonna be fine.

1065
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 2: It'll be fine, Well, it'll all work out. It's like

1066
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 2: I would that is really hard to wrap my head around.

1067
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 3: Or like the French parenting method when like the baby's

1068
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 3: crying and it's like been two months and they're like,

1069
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 3: we're just gonna let it cry itself to sleep or whatever,

1070
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 3: and then just trusting that it won't like die of

1071
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 3: like sids or whatever the fuck.

1072
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 2: I think Unfortunately, I would be good at that, be like, yeah, whatever,

1073
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 2: make as much noise as you want. I'm out, so

1074
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 2: all right.

1075
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 1: I think breaking up there's something very you're transported to

1076
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,720
Speaker 1: high school. You're imagining the crutches. You're also imagining someone

1077
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: coming in with a cast, that people are signing someone.

1078
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: You know, it's the week before the big game and

1079
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: someone gets injured and then you can't. You don't win

1080
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: the big soccer final with the other team, you don't

1081
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: win regionals. It's a very like breaking a bone. Is

1082
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: something that happens in high school, and then it happens

1083
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 1: again when you're literally old and like have a fall,

1084
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: both of which are very straight. High school is straight.

1085
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 1: Being a senior citizen is straight.

1086
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 2: When you see a gay guy with like a broken foot.

1087
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 1: Or something, you don't see that, Sam.

1088
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 2: I've seen one. I've seen one.

1089
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, was he trying to stick that up

1090
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: someone's ass?

1091
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well it literally makes me sad and like a

1092
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,280
Speaker 2: grand way where I'm like, oh, no, you're not supposed

1093
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 2: to do this.

1094
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, why were you jumping off of that? Is she

1095
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: gonna jump from there?

1096
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? You don't love yourself. You don't love yourself, and

1097
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 2: so you broke your foot.

1098
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, And I want to say something else about

1099
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 1: the visual of seeing someone with a broken bone, whether

1100
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: it's crutches, whether it's wheelchair, whether it's cast it is

1101
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 1: this incredibly cruel immediate signifier of whether you are cool

1102
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: or uncool, because there is a way you can look

1103
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: cool with a broken bone, as in use you are

1104
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: you are a badass and you survived breaking a bone,

1105
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 1: And there's a way you can look like a complete

1106
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 1: klutz loser, like look at this stupid bitch with the glasses.

1107
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: She can't even walk, and so she like fell down

1108
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: and she was like holding so many books and like

1109
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 1: talking to her mom on the phone because she needed

1110
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: her inhaler and so she fell down the stairs. Like

1111
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: it is there is something. It's like, it's like are

1112
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: you Is your narrative one of persevere so you survived

1113
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: the fall? Or is your narrative one of defeat?

1114
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 2: You fell?

1115
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 1: And the ladder?

1116
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 3: It's definitely like if you have a scooter, you're the

1117
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 3: ladder typically, Yeah, like if you need that much assistance

1118
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 3: and you're not able to kind of like Jack London

1119
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 3: style like grin and Barrett, Yeah, you're bitch made my

1120
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 3: I recently, I was I went through a rock climbing

1121
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 3: phase as a way to honor the kind of the

1122
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,720
Speaker 3: white half of the family.

1123
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,399
Speaker 1: Christ It really is you just it's non stop. It's

1124
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: non stop.

1125
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 3: And I was at a gym here in La that is,

1126
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 3: by the way, one of the worst gyms I've ever

1127
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 3: been to in my entire life, bar none dogs everywhere.

1128
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 1: What's it called the rock climbing.

1129
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 3: Okay, don't be going there anyway.

1130
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: I was climbing with like get them get that small business. Yeah,

1131
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of chains. Like let's see you

1132
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: operate at scale and then we'll talk, you know. I

1133
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: just it's it's like get over yourself.

1134
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 3: Anyway. I was climbing with like a couple of randos

1135
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 3: there and we were like on a relatively kind of

1136
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,760
Speaker 3: difficult quote unquote I think like project or whatever the fuck,

1137
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 3: and a guy like slipped off when he was trying

1138
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 3: to do it by the way he worked there, he

1139
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 3: slipped off and landed on his foot like fully sideways,

1140
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 3: and the sound of his bone his like ankle bone,

1141
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 3: like fracturing or whatever. It's there's such a visceral like

1142
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 3: element of disgust with a broken bone towards yes, like

1143
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 3: the image afterward, like when it's happening, it is so

1144
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 3: grotesque in a way that I think, like people talk

1145
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 3: about how gay shit or whatever is like grotesque like

1146
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,760
Speaker 3: io anal, but it's like the things that straight people

1147
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 3: do and experience can like birth Madonna, can be so much.

1148
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: Closer, totally totally clear. Gay people can give birth right.

1149
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 2: And straight people can have and st.

1150
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 1: People can have anal sex of course, but for the

1151
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: sake of this podcast, it is true that we put

1152
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: things in buckets, Sam, you were about to say something.

1153
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 2: I guess that is so gross to me that that

1154
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 2: I can't I'm having trouble.

1155
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: I know, I can't even contemplate it.

1156
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 2: Really.

1157
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's like I want to hear more details.

1158
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like the worst thing in a horror

1159
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: movie for me, is any type of bone breaking, any

1160
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: type of like showing. I don't even I'm literally not

1161
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: even gonna utter the words, but like.

1162
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 2: I mean, in Challengers when Zundia breaks exactly, I'm like,

1163
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 2: oh god, this sucks.

1164
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think the fact that straight people get

1165
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: a sort of kick out of that no pun intended.

1166
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 3: Like scarred like on MTV, even just like.

1167
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: Even Frankly Jackass, Like literally the Jackass symbol is two crutches,

1168
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: so true, Like.

1169
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 3: Nobody's ever pointed that out before.

1170
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: To me, it's it's just like I I it's a

1171
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: very straight guy thing to be like fascinated with breaking

1172
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 1: bones and with injury overall.

1173
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 2: Have I want to know what your guys' greatest injuries are.

1174
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 3: Oh no, I did suffer a radio head fracture of

1175
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 3: my elbow when I was scaped.

1176
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 2: Is that?

1177
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 3: Get this the age of twenty five.

1178
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 2: Wow, was that kind of broken?

1179
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 3: I think it technically counts, But the thing is, I

1180
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 3: never it was like a like a grade like one

1181
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 3: or whatever, So I actually didn't really need to do anything.

1182
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 3: I just had to like put it in like kind

1183
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 3: of like a makeshift, not even like a cast, but

1184
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 3: like kind of like a sling thing, and typing a

1185
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 3: fucking bitch for sure, oh I'm sure. And being on

1186
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 3: the subway and not having like one half of my

1187
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 3: body available to like grab onto shit or whatever I

1188
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 3: was flying, I was injuring hundreds of other passengers.

1189
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:48,919
Speaker 1: My worst injury was I was probably seven or eight

1190
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: and or maybe even younger, and my mom brought home

1191
00:58:56,320 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: ach a sausage piroske, which is a sort of corn

1192
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: dog type thing, imagine a corn dog but without the

1193
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: stick like sweet doughnut on the outside, sausage on the inside,

1194
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: And my mouth was watering just thinking about it. That

1195
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: was one of my favorite possible baked goods from a

1196
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: bakery when I was a kid, and I got so

1197
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: excited in Greece, Yes, I got so excited that I

1198
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 1: ran to the stairs so hard that I and these

1199
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: were marble like pointy stairs that I essentially started from

1200
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: the top of the stairs, rolled like somemmer salting down

1201
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: until I got to the bottom and landed flat on

1202
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: my face. I was covered in blood, and they had

1203
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: to put me in the bathtub so that they could

1204
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: like get all the blood, like rinse the blood out

1205
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: to see where it was coming from, because all you

1206
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: could see was just blood everywhere. It was like it

1207
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 1: was not clear if I had injured like my back,

1208
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 1: my head, my elbow, and so they were just like

1209
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: hosing me down until enough blood disappeared so they could

1210
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: see where it was, and it was in the back

1211
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: of my head. I still have two little bald spots

1212
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: on my head from the stitches. And then they had

1213
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: to take me to the hospital and I got head

1214
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: head stitches.

1215
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 2: Well.

1216
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 1: Or surgeon went in there and neurosurgeon went in there,

1217
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: and they gave me a whole new brain.

1218
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they turned their slate slaves slagh settings on.

1219
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: What was yours?

1220
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 2: Sam. I got a concussion playing dodgeball in sixth grade.

1221
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 2: I played dodgeball really seriously and I would like train

1222
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 2: when I got home. I was really really committed to

1223
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 2: being good.

1224
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 3: At dodgeball, training and tailing.

1225
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 2: So me and my friend would throw the ball at

1226
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 2: each other and practice like catching it and like throw

1227
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 2: it as hard as we could and then try to

1228
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 2: catch it.

1229
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 3: Is this what the red ball?

1230
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 2: Uh?

1231
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 3: The big bouncy one like foam?

1232
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 2: I think it was with the bouncy It was with

1233
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 2: the bouncy ones. And this one time I was playing

1234
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 2: dodgeball and I was running to get the ball and

1235
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 2: it was next to a brick wall and I got

1236
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 2: there and then somebody else got there right after me

1237
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 2: and ran into me, and I ran into the wall

1238
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 2: and I got a concussion. And I remember I had

1239
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 2: to leave the Johnny Appleseed presentation because I was nauseous

1240
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 2: from my concussion. And then I went to the hospital

1241
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 2: and blah, blah blah.

1242
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: How long were you at the hospital? Months?

1243
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 2: Just for a touch. Then I went home and sort

1244
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 2: of watched the Pokemon movie and then I was like,

1245
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 2: actually feel fine. Then I got off and tried to

1246
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 2: run up the stairs and immediately started throwing up again.

1247
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I guess I have to like

1248
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 2: really take this easy. But I was kind of I

1249
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 2: got to miss my presentation on Egypt, so that was cool.

1250
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 2: I was not cool well, because I didn't. I wasn't prepared.

1251
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:43,439
Speaker 1: And then I was like practicing dodgeball and the teacher.

1252
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 2: Was like, yeah, I guess you don't have to do it,

1253
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 2: and I was like, awesome.

1254
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: Wow, all our injuries were so representative of our cultural backgrounds.

1255
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 2: Well, George's George's palace, marble stairs down marble.

1256
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: It's like it's not even marble. I actually should not

1257
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: have said marble. These were outdoor stairs. They were like

1258
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 1: I guess like stone would be the right. Imagine like gray.

1259
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 2: Rocks that were like they were granted granted.

1260
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,439
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly what it was. They were granted.

1261
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 3: Stairs like two D three hundred, yeah.

1262
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: But one flight of stairs and I probably I mean

1263
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: I'm obviously exaggerating that I fell from like the very

1264
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 1: very top, but like I would say, probably halfway, you know,

1265
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 1: I tripped somewhere halfway and then I and then I struggle,

1266
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: and I remember my mom trying to figure out what

1267
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: was happening, and she was like, what did you, like,

1268
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 1: how did this happen? I won't be mad, Just tell me,

1269
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: like did you try to skip a step, like did

1270
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: you like just to like figure out like where the

1271
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: injury and I and I genuinely. All I did was

1272
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: just go fast because I was excited to eat. But

1273
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 1: then she kept going, so I had to lie and

1274
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I tried to skip a step.

1275
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 2: She's like, well, now your insurance claim is void exactly.

1276
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 3: I had to flee grease yes, your ass, No.

1277
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 2: That's you. Well, that's one of the most sad things

1278
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 2: about when you're a child is when you do something

1279
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 2: stupid and they're like, but what did you do and

1280
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 2: you're like, no, I was just overly excited or really emotional. Yeah.

1281
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like tilted back of my chair and hit

1282
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 3: my head on the edge of like the bed frame

1283
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 3: in my sister's room and had to get stitches.

1284
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: Also, it like wasn't as bad as yours, but it

1285
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: was like, wait, so all of ours are head related.

1286
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 2: Well, that's how they turned the sleigh switch on.

1287
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: Wait, so they literally all of us have brain damage

1288
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: and that's why we're gay podcasters like it all. It's like,

1289
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: literally five years into doing this, we suddenly realized that,

1290
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: like the reason for all of it is that we

1291
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 1: have brain.

1292
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 3: Like numerous lobes just missing completely deactivated. But I like

1293
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 3: told my mom, she was like, how did you split

1294
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,919
Speaker 3: your head open. And I think I tried to tell

1295
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 3: her like it just happened, which imagine a world in

1296
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 3: which that could just happen to you.

1297
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: You, you, though, really did do the one thing they

1298
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 1: tell you not to do, which is lean your chair back.

1299
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,439
Speaker 3: It was really it was like an All America kind

1300
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 3: of injury for sure.

1301
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I will say something about something that I

1302
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 2: still have from childhood that is the sort of victim

1303
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 2: like I think we're doing it even now, the victim

1304
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 2: blaming when kids break their bones, Like when kids broke

1305
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 2: their bones in school, I was like, well, yeah, you would, like.

1306
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: It's a moral failing.

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01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a moral failing. And you're the type of

1308
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 2: person who will break a bone. And still to this day,

1309
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, yeah, you're the bone breaking type, Like

1310
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 2: I would never break a bone because I'm sensitive and thoughtful.

1311
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 3: Right, Nobody in the honors classes was doing this, Like,

1312
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 3: let's be completely honest, none of these listeners or experience

1313
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 3: having experienced that.

1314
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so so maybe I don't need to fix

1315
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 2: that in myself.

1316
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 3: Right, Well, the prospect of having to deal with insurance too,

1317
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 3: Like I just wouldn't get the bone fixed. I would

1318
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:55,479
Speaker 3: find a way to move on with my life.

1319
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, your arm is just like dangling.

1320
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like kind of becomes like a stylistic.

1321
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. Yeah, it's like it's like, you know, having

1322
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: little Susan Sontag gray streak. But it's just like your

1323
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 1: arm is dangling from your body. It's like, oh yeah,

1324
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: he's just like artistic.

1325
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, this fall is all about exposed bone.

1326
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when the bone comes out of the skin too.

1327
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:19,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1328
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 1: See this is the I mean, it's like, yeah, this

1329
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,240
Speaker 1: is what I can't do. I had a really difficult

1330
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: time during the horror porn phase of the early two thousands,

1331
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: during the Saw movies Our Hostile, Yeah hostile?

1332
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 3: Did you not watch like one hundred and twenty seven hours?

1333
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 2: Then? No? I didn't watch that either.

1334
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but who was that James Frank talk about a

1335
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: straight movie like that is a fucking straight guy's wet

1336
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 1: dreams watching a movie where one male identified individual breaks

1337
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 1: his arm and that's it.

1338
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 3: And also like a male identified individual who had been

1339
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 3: sleeping with college freshmen at like five different.

1340
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's fine actually right, Okay, Well, any final thoughts

1341
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: about bone breaking? We you guys should try it. Breaking

1342
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: a bone.

1343
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 2: I'm scared. I think I I think it actually is

1344
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 2: like something that I think I might be able to

1345
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 2: go my whole life without doing.

1346
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:18,439
Speaker 1: Because you live like a pussy bitch.

1347
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 2: Because I live like a pussy bitch.

1348
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:23,080
Speaker 1: Right, I also sort of live like a pussy bitch,

1349
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 1: right I?

1350
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 3: Well, George, you could easily. You still live in New

1351
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,440
Speaker 3: York City, and so you could easily be hit.

1352
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: By a car, fall down the subway, drive.

1353
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 3: Well, done the subway, Yeah on the track, get ran

1354
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 3: over by the Yeah, break your leg that way, or

1355
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 3: whatever happens.

1356
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I do, I will say I because I'm

1357
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: a little I'm pretty risk averse when it comes to

1358
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: physical activity, and I worry that it is preventing me

1359
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: from having certain experiences. Like even when people are like,

1360
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: we hiked Machu Pichu, I'm like, I would die, George.

1361
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 3: Hiking is walking?

1362
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 2: Hiking is walking?

1363
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,560
Speaker 1: Well, Machu Pichu is a mountain, right, but.

1364
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 2: You're walking up it?

1365
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 3: Right, That's what makes you scared of Machu Pichu? Is

1366
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 3: it the kind of native quality?

1367
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: What if you take a what if you and then

1368
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 1: you're in the middle of a mountain and you're injured?

1369
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 3: Slide down the mountain.

1370
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 2: Bitch, get air lift.

1371
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 1: They have helicopters, get airlifts. Oh yeah, right, so I

1372
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: do I want to avoid being injured on a helicopter.

1373
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying.

1374
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 3: If we can go gay for a second, you know

1375
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 3: who really served recently, that bitch who was under the

1376
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 3: helicopter and who was spinning like a big cow.

1377
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,959
Speaker 2: No, the woman, the woman. There's one where a woman

1378
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 2: does it.

1379
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 3: Like Arizona and she Yeah, it's like an older woman, right, Yeah,

1380
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 3: it's iconic, and it's like they don't sue like that

1381
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,720
Speaker 3: was such a served.

1382
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 2: I couldn't merch.

1383
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 1: The image of that, doesn't doesn't the image of that

1384
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 1: like take you back to like the good days.

1385
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 3: More innocent times, you know what I mean. Like it's

1386
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 3: like kind of just been elected.

1387
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: Like a meme. Yeah, like a meme like that. You're like,

1388
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 1: oh God, if only that's like I could wake up

1389
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: in the morning, log into the to my Chrome browser

1390
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 1: and be faced with the woman spinning around.

1391
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need more slapstick, like expect tragedies, which bringing

1392
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 3: Buon kind of is, But we need more of that

1393
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 3: coming up and less like I feel like I see

1394
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 3: all like tweets that are like referencing forty thousand other

1395
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:22,040
Speaker 3: online kind of touchstone moments of the past, like.

1396
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: No, we need to go back to physical comedy.

1397
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 2: Yes, no, big way, in a big way.

1398
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 1: We need slipping on a banana peel.

1399
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 3: We need you know, bitch who is the the bitch

1400
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 3: who fell down when she was like stomping the grapes.

1401
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 3: Then she kept going oh oh, oh, oh ooh, I'm

1402
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:38,759
Speaker 3: talking about.

1403
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 1: I don't remember this kind of vaguely that sounds familiar,

1404
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: and then.

1405
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,679
Speaker 3: She like totally disappeared from public life.

1406
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 1: Well because you because you bullied her by calling her

1407
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 1: great note I was celebrating her. Miss me, bitch is horrific.

1408
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 2: I mean I miss news bloopers. That's that to me

1409
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 2: is the peak of comedy.

1410
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing.

1411
01:08:58,160 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, he make a doo doo.

1412
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 1: This is what sucks about. This is what sucks about

1413
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 1: our current media environment is like it used to be

1414
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:09,840
Speaker 1: a special thing to see like bloopers or like a

1415
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 1: gag reel, and now everything is bloopers in a gag

1416
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:14,559
Speaker 1: reel and it's no longer special.

1417
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:17,640
Speaker 3: No, you're right, we need FoST funniest home videos. Was

1418
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 3: exactly for us that needed to be like the exception,

1419
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 3: not the rule. Exactly every piece of media is that.

1420
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: No, every single piece of media is America's funniest home videos.

1421
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 1: And you're sort of like, this is bad for culture. Actually,

1422
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:33,599
Speaker 1: the default should be a polished, well made product. And

1423
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:38,000
Speaker 1: then as like Catharsis, you know, occasionally we can look

1424
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 1: at bloopers. Occasionally we can see like we can have

1425
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: a movie like The Room that's celebrated for being so

1426
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,839
Speaker 1: bad it's good. But that can't be everything.

1427
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you're right.

1428
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,600
Speaker 3: Well, actually, and can we wrap this back around to

1429
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:51,920
Speaker 3: like a thesis statement about kind of this podcast and

1430
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:54,519
Speaker 3: straight culture in general. Okay, I feel like one thing

1431
01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 3: that's actually awesome because you guys, you know, I think

1432
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 3: I like straight culture and see it as kind of

1433
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 3: a virtuous and moral thing, whereas you guys are kind of,

1434
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 3: you know, huge haters.

1435
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,479
Speaker 1: No problem, I actually don't think that's true.

1436
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:07,599
Speaker 2: Huge haters, I know.

1437
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I think we celebrate it, but keep going,

1438
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: you guys are lying to yourselves.

1439
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 3: Okay, So my thing about that is I feel like

1440
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 3: straight one thing that's awesome about straight culture is they

1441
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,200
Speaker 3: are not always in on the joke.

1442
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,120
Speaker 2: Yes, there's there's a sincerity there.

1443
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, they're like doing things without the idea that

1444
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:26,160
Speaker 3: they're like being watched or that they're like doing it

1445
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,320
Speaker 3: to create an image for like sex or whatever. Like

1446
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,519
Speaker 3: I feel like like a lot of what quick people

1447
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:33,519
Speaker 3: do is like I don't know, there's always like the

1448
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 3: image of like how old has helped me get it

1449
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 3: in or like how old has helped me kind of

1450
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 3: like establish who I am in like my identity, whereas

1451
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 3: straight people are just like going to like I don't know,

1452
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:44,320
Speaker 3: like Pittsburgh Steelers games, Like they're just like doing stuff.

1453
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 3: They're having weird interests, and there's.

1454
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:55,559
Speaker 1: No under no undertones, no subtext. It's literally just like

1455
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 1: I am doing this period.

1456
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:59,880
Speaker 2: Every straight person is a gay person from a third

1457
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,240
Speaker 2: to your city.

1458
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,960
Speaker 1: Yes, and that they're just like living out loud.

1459
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 2: They're like completely unself aware and.

1460
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:09,160
Speaker 1: They're just triumphant.

1461
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 2: I'm I'm myself, I'm mean, what are you talking about?

1462
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't feel embarrassed everything. Yeah, every Yes, And

1463
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 3: that's awesome. And I think so much of like the

1464
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 3: exhaustion that everybody has with all forms of media right

1465
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 3: now is because people aren't willing to be the change

1466
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:26,280
Speaker 3: they need in the world, which is to like, have

1467
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 3: fewer thoughts, do fewer things with like hidden intent about

1468
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 3: like personal role.

1469
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 1: And stuff identity.

1470
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:37,439
Speaker 3: Everybody just needs to be watching more NFL games. Yes,

1471
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 3: by the way, I'm cognizant that you guys were recording

1472
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,360
Speaker 3: this during NFL Sunday.

1473
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:47,839
Speaker 1: I was not act So would you be watching football

1474
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:48,880
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for this right now?

1475
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, That's what what I did in Thanksgiving to

1476
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,520
Speaker 3: all it was amazing.

1477
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:54,559
Speaker 2: What is your deal?

1478
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just explained my thesis, which totally explained

1479
01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:58,920
Speaker 3: my deal.

1480
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 1: I think that you're doing You're watching all of this

1481
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:04,719
Speaker 1: because you want to just feel like, uh, straightforwardly happy

1482
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 1: without having to deal with subtext.

1483
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 3: Yes, and also NFL is like football is fun to watch.

1484
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,040
Speaker 2: It's like literally not fun to check.

1485
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,240
Speaker 3: I watched I was, I had I went kind of

1486
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,920
Speaker 3: George and Samo last night and watched Queer by.

1487
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 2: Luca How is it? By the way, No, I haven't

1488
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 2: seen it yet.

1489
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:22,760
Speaker 1: I haven't seen anither. I've heard it's bad.

1490
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 2: Wait.

1491
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:25,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you guys do honesty on this podcast or

1492
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:25,960
Speaker 3: should I like, you.

1493
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:26,599
Speaker 2: Can do honesty?

1494
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,400
Speaker 1: We do honesty if people we know aren't involved.

1495
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:31,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you guys know Luca.

1496
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, Luca's pretty tight with both of us.

1497
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:37,840
Speaker 3: But go ahead, Okay, Well, anyway, my thing about that

1498
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:41,599
Speaker 3: movie too much subtext. The one thing I liked about

1499
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:45,280
Speaker 3: it we should all be smoking inside restaurants. Of course, Well,

1500
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 3: and that connected with me from the movie.

1501
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,080
Speaker 2: But was there fucking.

1502
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot of fucking well that's fun,

1503
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,120
Speaker 3: So that's text a decent amount.

1504
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:53,919
Speaker 2: Did you see Wiener?

1505
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's you see flaccid?

1506
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I love flaccid.

1507
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: It was I like flaccid too, and I get I

1508
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 1: get the flask, I get flaccid culture.

1509
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 2: First of all, I get flaccid.

1510
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:10,040
Speaker 1: I get flaccid. I'm actually my default is erect and

1511
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 1: then sometimes if I'm like especially turned off, I'll get flaccid.

1512
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 1: But not to sound like a horny auga man, but

1513
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, how about sometimes we do show erect right,

1514
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:27,760
Speaker 1: Like why is it? What is the whole thing? Why

1515
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: is it so much more pornographic? I mean, I get why,

1516
01:13:30,479 --> 01:13:32,839
Speaker 1: but why is it so much more pornographic to show erect?

1517
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,599
Speaker 1: Like how about you have some grow some balls and

1518
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: show erect?

1519
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,240
Speaker 3: Well, and I think your show or dichotomy too. It's

1520
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:41,040
Speaker 3: actually almost more vulnerable to show.

1521
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 1: Flaccid one hundred percent.

1522
01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 2: Well, I also think they are. I think the issue

1523
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:51,400
Speaker 2: is that film people don't know what like an erect

1524
01:13:51,439 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 2: penis should look like, because first of all, for flaccid penises,

1525
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:58,840
Speaker 2: they use prosthetics and make them gigantic for no gigantic. Yeah,

1526
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,360
Speaker 2: So for them to show an erect penis, it would

1527
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 2: be like about two feet long because they would be like, well,

1528
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:08,479
Speaker 2: it has to look impressive, and it's like the flacid we.

1529
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 1: Showed being purple cock. Yeah, And it's like you.

1530
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 2: Could just show like normal flacid and the normal erect

1531
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:16,360
Speaker 2: But they're like, but it's a movie. It has to

1532
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 2: be gigantic at all times.

1533
01:14:18,439 --> 01:14:20,200
Speaker 3: And I'm like that's just a lot of decisions that

1534
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 3: they have to make, like what way is it gonna curve?

1535
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 2: But I am like, how about you just based it

1536
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 2: on a real dick, and actually maybe even just the

1537
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:26,680
Speaker 2: actor's dick.

1538
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 1: Give me the actors shows dick, And how about we

1539
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: all grow up for a second and we stop making

1540
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,720
Speaker 1: prosthetic penises.

1541
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,360
Speaker 3: Are you get rid of intimacy coordinators and just let

1542
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,880
Speaker 3: the actors truth shine through?

1543
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,320
Speaker 2: I mean not a bitch.

1544
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:49,160
Speaker 1: But yes, I'm like enough, No, I don't listen. I

1545
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 1: think if the if intimacy coordinators are pretend protecting vulnerable parties,

1546
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:54,960
Speaker 1: then I'm all for it. What I don't actually care

1547
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 1: about is reading interviews about intimacy coordinators like this. This

1548
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:02,000
Speaker 1: the way that over the last three years, every fucking

1549
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 1: movie that comes out, I have to read about the

1550
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 1: specifics of how everyone got along with the intimacy coordinator.

1551
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:09,760
Speaker 1: I should not even know what that is. That is

1552
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,200
Speaker 1: a workplace thing. That is like me working at a

1553
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:14,719
Speaker 1: newspaper and going out and doing an interview tour about

1554
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,439
Speaker 1: how our copy editor is really nice.

1555
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:19,920
Speaker 2: Also, I think intimacy coordinator is like sort of hr vibes,

1556
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:22,519
Speaker 2: where it's like, exactly, it only exists to protect the company.

1557
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:26,920
Speaker 2: It doesn't exist to protect the actors. Yes so, but.

1558
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes actors are so powerful that they are a company.

1559
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 1: And that's where things get complicated.

1560
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,600
Speaker 2: Oh that is what things? You know?

1561
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 1: What I mean?

1562
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 3: Sure every actor a company, because I'm like, oh, well

1563
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:36,600
Speaker 3: that's true.

1564
01:15:36,479 --> 01:15:39,480
Speaker 2: Well of course, right, well anyway some of them are

1565
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 2: someone is a company.

1566
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:43,160
Speaker 1: Anyone or someone is a company. Companies well needless so

1567
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:44,640
Speaker 1: say you better believe we do.

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01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:45,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.

1569
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:51,120
Speaker 1: Do you actually I actually pay Sam as a contractor

1570
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: because we could only put one of our companies connect

1571
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 1: one of our companies to the Patreon.

1572
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:58,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm chorge this employee Sam's technique.

1573
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:00,680
Speaker 3: In my employee Sam pays all taxes and then you

1574
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:01,800
Speaker 3: just kind of don't have to know.

1575
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,839
Speaker 1: We actually think I pay all the taxes.

1576
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,600
Speaker 2: I pay taxes on what you pay me.

1577
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:06,880
Speaker 1: I know, I'm kidding.

1578
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 3: We was saying that anyway.

1579
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:16,719
Speaker 2: So basically we've uh brought culture to its knees. Yes,

1580
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 2: And I think this episode will give people a lot

1581
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:23,200
Speaker 2: to chew on this holiday season. I think people should

1582
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 2: play this with their families and sort of have a

1583
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 2: discussion group afterwards and see where everyone's staying.

1584
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:29,719
Speaker 3: To break a bone?

1585
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 2: Would you like to break a bone? Do you believe

1586
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaker 2: there should be intimacy coordinators? Do you want to be

1587
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:38,800
Speaker 2: should you we get into call of duty? Or should

1588
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:45,760
Speaker 2: you have a child? Stuff like stuff like this. Let's

1589
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 2: do our final segment, which is called shout outs, and

1590
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 2: in this segment we give a pay homage to the

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01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,400
Speaker 2: Grand Street tradition of the radio shout out and just

1592
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:55,960
Speaker 2: shout out anything that we enjoy people, places, things ideas.

1593
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,479
Speaker 2: We make them up on the spot. And George, do

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01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,040
Speaker 2: you yes one.

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01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:07,720
Speaker 1: Hello, healthy California locavore eaters. I want to give a

1596
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,719
Speaker 1: shout out to a salad I made from the cookbook

1597
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,639
Speaker 1: Six Seasons that is called Get This. It is called

1598
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:17,120
Speaker 1: the kale Salad that started it all. Now, if you

1599
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:19,320
Speaker 1: don't hear that and immediately want to go out and

1600
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 1: buy this book, I don't know what to tell you,

1601
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:23,639
Speaker 1: but it is, quite frankly, the kale salad that started

1602
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:23,960
Speaker 1: at all.

1603
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:25,280
Speaker 2: I have never had good.

1604
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:28,040
Speaker 1: Luck making kale salad myself because I find that I'm

1605
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:30,639
Speaker 1: not really sure what massaging is, and it always tastes

1606
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,840
Speaker 1: way more bitter than when you get it at a restaurant.

1607
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 1: But this recipe really just was a breath of fresh air.

1608
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 1: It was so simple. And I also want to give

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01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:43,720
Speaker 1: a sub shout out to something that I did to

1610
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:47,120
Speaker 1: slightly alter it, which is that rather than making breadcrumbs,

1611
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:49,439
Speaker 1: I took pinco and I pan fried it with some

1612
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:53,640
Speaker 1: butter and olive oil and some garlic actually, and just

1613
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:58,880
Speaker 1: made this like crunchy, uh, these crunchy little deep fried

1614
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:01,080
Speaker 1: panco bits that just had a bit of texture to

1615
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:04,160
Speaker 1: an otherwise simple kale salad. So I just want to

1616
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,759
Speaker 1: encourage everyone out there to make a simple kale salad

1617
01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:09,240
Speaker 1: and to add some garlicky panko bits to it. And

1618
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,479
Speaker 1: you know, you can have a giant bowl of it

1619
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,559
Speaker 1: and just sort of put in a giant ziploc bag

1620
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,519
Speaker 1: and have it for every meal for three days like

1621
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:19,640
Speaker 1: I did. You can supplement it with other things. You

1622
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:22,840
Speaker 1: can crack an egg on top, just raws fine. And

1623
01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 1: so shout out to the Six Seasons cookbook and chat

1624
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:28,599
Speaker 1: out to the kale salad that started at all who okay,

1625
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: well salad that started?

1626
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:35,160
Speaker 2: I have a shout out that, okay, what is a freak?

1627
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:39,519
Speaker 2: Excluser's perverts, and most importantly, family men. I want to

1628
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:42,400
Speaker 2: give a huge shout out to when you leave a

1629
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:47,519
Speaker 2: holiday and immediately go to the Eagle or a similar

1630
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:50,719
Speaker 2: CD bar in your town. I think there is nothing

1631
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:54,519
Speaker 2: more exciting than coming back from a family visit, having

1632
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 2: the wholesome energy of the family and then being like,

1633
01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,040
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm going to run in the complete

1634
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:02,240
Speaker 2: opposite direction as quickly as I possibly can, and I'm

1635
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:03,640
Speaker 2: going to go to the Eagle, and I'm going to

1636
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:06,840
Speaker 2: commit to it. I find it to be. I feel

1637
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:11,880
Speaker 2: more equilibrium than I ever do. After a full family

1638
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:15,440
Speaker 2: visit and then an eagle trip, I feel like I'm myself.

1639
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,280
Speaker 2: I am two people in one body. I am I

1640
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:23,479
Speaker 2: contain multitudes, and I am free essentially. So I can't

1641
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:27,479
Speaker 2: recommend it enough. Go see your family and then be

1642
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:31,280
Speaker 2: as bad as you want, because you've earned it. And

1643
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 2: that's my shout out. Exolu, sam bit.

1644
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:44,840
Speaker 3: Yay, okay, foksh sub pamps and players and coals across

1645
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,000
Speaker 3: the contiguous United States. I'd like to have a huge

1646
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:50,320
Speaker 3: shout out to gas station treats. Bitch, I'm talking wow,

1647
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:54,240
Speaker 3: Hubba bubba, bubble tape, sour blue Raspberry, six feet of fun.

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01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:58,680
Speaker 1: Let's say that Zin, I got some Zin pouches I

1649
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 1: consider No, do not eat that, bitch.

1650
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:05,479
Speaker 3: How how dare you interrupt a shout out? Bitch, I'm

1651
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:08,880
Speaker 3: eating this, I'm chewing it, and I'm pony, I'm swallowing bitch.

1652
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:09,280
Speaker 2: Wow.

1653
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:10,599
Speaker 1: I will simply say.

1654
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:13,120
Speaker 3: That slim gyms, everything that's sold at the gas station

1655
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:16,439
Speaker 3: is something I am putting in my body. You can trust,

1656
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:20,599
Speaker 3: and I feel energetic. I feel stronger than I ever

1657
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:23,120
Speaker 3: have before. I recently got really back into her She's

1658
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:26,240
Speaker 3: cookies and cream bars, which I later found out have

1659
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,599
Speaker 3: over six hundred grams of sugar in them. I'm gonna

1660
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:32,400
Speaker 3: have like ultra diabetes by end of Q four, bitch,

1661
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:35,280
Speaker 3: and I'm completely good with that. And I don't have

1662
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,679
Speaker 3: any regrets, and I don't live like that. And yeah,

1663
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:41,519
Speaker 3: that's pretty much it. You know, two words, I love it.

1664
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 2: Wow.

1665
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:48,719
Speaker 1: The final provocation is you shouting out gas station snacks

1666
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 1: after an entire episode of talking about how you rather

1667
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:55,320
Speaker 1: be watching football and how you don't know if Madonna

1668
01:20:55,320 --> 01:21:00,120
Speaker 1: has multiple kids, right and on endorsing gas station snacks.

1669
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:03,840
Speaker 3: Well you can, really, you can live off of gas

1670
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,919
Speaker 3: station food for months and be healthier than you would otherwise.

1671
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,320
Speaker 1: That is not true.

1672
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:11,800
Speaker 3: Well, maybe our bodies are built different. I don't know.

1673
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:16,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't bitch made. So that's why you've never broken above.

1674
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:20,320
Speaker 1: These bones don't break, These bones don't break, These American

1675
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:22,559
Speaker 1: bones don't break. That's actually the new catch for the

1676
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:25,599
Speaker 1: new tagline Australia Lab is these American bones don't break.

1677
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:31,400
Speaker 2: Damn well, Dash, this has been a real treat. Thanks

1678
01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:32,920
Speaker 2: for coming on the show.

1679
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:36,040
Speaker 3: It was a joy to bring so much nuance and

1680
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,640
Speaker 3: beautiful thought and it was a joy to kind of

1681
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:40,679
Speaker 3: realized so crude.

1682
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,439
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, I think I think people this will

1683
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:44,799
Speaker 2: change minds and heart.

1684
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:45,559
Speaker 1: Set up totally.

1685
01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:48,919
Speaker 3: I completely agree, of course, well.

1686
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:51,040
Speaker 2: Right by, I'm fun at the Bell House.

1687
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:56,240
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1688
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