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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet. Welcome to season seven, Episode three of

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Speaker 1: The Daily Ze Guys AKS Dailys eight Guys. Actually you

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Speaker 1: know what? Shut up Miles for November twenty, two, thousand seventy.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien, a k A the godfather

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Speaker 1: of the listic. What happened you know about that? And

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Speaker 1: I'm joined by my co host who wrote that a k.

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Speaker 1: Mr Miles Gray, your boy arm in tanzarian a principal

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Speaker 1: spinner because I'm nice with the fidgets and we're thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be joined by our now. But I think we

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Speaker 1: could just call her sometimes co host, the hilarious stand

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Speaker 1: up comedian Jamie loft Us. There she is five. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna just start stop counting once we get to ten.

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Speaker 1: That you have too many rings on. I need more

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Speaker 1: fingers from more rings exactly what I don't know, like

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Speaker 1: the heat. But Jack, people don't know about you in

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Speaker 1: the list of I did not invent theistic. Well okay, great,

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Speaker 1: oh see what a what a modest guy. I didn't

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Speaker 1: invent it. I just mastered the place. I mean like

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Speaker 1: every media company relies on the listicle to get clicks,

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Speaker 1: so I mean like you are you know they were

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Speaker 1: planet of listicles before you're not even tricked daddy, your

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Speaker 1: click daddy started using mystical Okay, okay, Mr modest mouse Jamie,

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Speaker 1: what is something that you've searched in the monjudist and

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Speaker 1: past that you believe revealing about who you are as

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Speaker 1: a human being? Okay? Uh? Well, I rewatched Casper last night,

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Speaker 1: which prompted the following searches Bill Palman Hot as a question. No,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if there was any comprehensive

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Speaker 1: image collections of Bill Palman lifting weights with a shirt

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Speaker 1: offers there a lot of people think Philip Palman Hot.

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Speaker 1: Turns out Bill Palman ghost because the c g I

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Speaker 1: ghost of Bill Palman that briefly appears in Casper is

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Speaker 1: nothing short of horrifying. Also, somehow manages to take a

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Speaker 1: flannel into the afterlife with him. Uh. And then finally

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Speaker 1: Bill Palman on Bill Paxton because I wanted to know,

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Speaker 1: because uh, people everydy like I feel like there's a

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Speaker 1: good twenty of people that think that Bill Palman is

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Speaker 1: dead and not Bill Paxton. Did he release a clarification statement?

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Speaker 1: Did he say I wish you'd have been me that?

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Speaker 1: What did he say he said, uh nothing, He said nothing.

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Speaker 1: He was silent on the issues. Holman, we get it.

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Speaker 1: Also rest in power to the god Bill Paxton. Bill

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Speaker 1: Paxton is one of my favorites. Coconut Pete in its

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Speaker 1: Broken Lizards Club, that's a Paxton deep cut I just saw.

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Speaker 1: I just rewatched Paxton and Nightcrawler so good. He's great.

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Speaker 1: He's a yeah what ncrawler he plays Uh, Jake Jillen

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Speaker 1: Hall's enemy who always is like, hey, work with me,

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Speaker 1: and then Jake Joel and of films and when he

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Speaker 1: when he gets killed? Right, Yeah, that's an early movie.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, Paxiston, Packison's the god. Bill Pullman, however, we

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Speaker 1: have to hand it to him in He was Hot.

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Speaker 1: Pullman is the president from Independence Day. That's what I

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Speaker 1: always need somebody to say that too many so that

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Speaker 1: I know which one he is, So Pullman President and

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Speaker 1: I mean then, yeah, Paxson True Life, True Life, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're Patwell Paison. Titanic, Yeah, Pason, Titanic, Twister all that.

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Speaker 1: There used to be a video of Bill Paxton, uh

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Speaker 1: in like the Twister ride at Universal, like one of

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Speaker 1: those intro videos. He'd be like, Hi, I'm Bill Paxton.

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Speaker 1: What you're about to borrow Twister. What you're about to

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Speaker 1: witnesses a Twister simulation, and then it's like the worst

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Speaker 1: ride of your entire life. Oh was it? Wait? Is

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Speaker 1: that at Universal in Orlando? Yeah? Yeah, it's a really

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's there, and it's probably

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Speaker 1: akin to like what the Backdraft ride was out here,

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Speaker 1: which wasn't a ride. It was just like stand on

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Speaker 1: and then you leave. Yeah, it's that. My favorite roller

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Speaker 1: on the wildest ride of your life. And then at

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Speaker 1: the end he's like, who that was fun? Remember to

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Speaker 1: take your stuff in on buckle? What a strange form

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Speaker 1: that the like roller coaster intro video where someone at

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Speaker 1: some point decided, no, we're going to pretend like you

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Speaker 1: it's like the animatronic Indiana Jones on the Indiana Jones

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Speaker 1: and the intro video Steven Tyler like current Steven Tyler

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Speaker 1: the Joe, Perry the guitar. We need the guitarist Perry

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Speaker 1: drive our tour bus? And then you're like, and then

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Speaker 1: it goes wow, then you go in. It's great for

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Speaker 1: more twists and turns than my toe nails. That's a

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Speaker 1: that's a deep cut for daily Zygeist. Uh, long time listeners,

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Speaker 1: long times. Uh, Steven Tyler has sucked up. Yeah. The

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Speaker 1: tabloys all like there was one. They're just just harping

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Speaker 1: on how bad. But his feet look like like a

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Speaker 1: hobbit feet. And it is my favorite joke that we've

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Speaker 1: like they're throwing up gang signs. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: said he's claiming, but we'll find out. Jael, what's something

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Speaker 1: that's overrated? Overrated? Right now? Then Jim and Andy documentary

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Speaker 1: on Netflix? Don't care for it? So what is this

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Speaker 1: documentary about? The documentary is basically dredging up all this

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Speaker 1: old footage of Jim Carey method asked acting not a

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Speaker 1: scenes footage of him method acting as Andy Kaufman during

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Speaker 1: came out in like nine nine. But it's all like

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Speaker 1: it's Jim Carey just getting being being a real jerk.

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Speaker 1: the movie just being like this is like not necessary,

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Speaker 1: out because I'm a Jim Carrey fan. I'm like, Jim

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Speaker 1: me immediately when I was like eleven, and he ruined

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Speaker 1: a series of unfortunate events, just a bullet like ruined it.

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Speaker 1: And then wow, that just made me feel real old,

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Speaker 1: a little boy, gene kid. Jamie is here with us

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Speaker 1: again basically Jimmy and little sister. Uh, yeah, it sucks.

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Speaker 1: It's just him being super pretentious. I think you said that.

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Speaker 1: At one point he says, uh that Andy like tapped

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's like and then and he's like and

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Speaker 1: and so, and then that whole stupid method acting thing

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I can't get on board

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Speaker 1: What's something that you think is underrated? Oh? Casper cas

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Speaker 1: starring Christina Ricci Starring Christina It got a little little

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Speaker 1: that rules Eric Idle phones it in Bill Palman Hot. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's it's a fun one and I cry

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Speaker 1: every like, okay, So do you ever like watch a

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Speaker 1: I had that moment where there at the end of Casper,

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Speaker 1: That is just an eleven year old boy. Now pre

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Speaker 1: horny is pre horny is just the anticipation of I know,

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Speaker 1: for Bill Pullman and Cass not for Casper. That's like

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Speaker 1: when I used to be in love with Natalie Portman

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Speaker 1: and the professional yeah yeah, and then you get older

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Speaker 1: and then you're like wait, hold on, and then this

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Speaker 1: movie is creepy. Also when you look at the deleted

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Speaker 1: you're not above it a Mayor Erica American beauty, you're

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Speaker 1: not above it. Um. I think people know you by now, Jamie,

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Speaker 1: And if they don't, I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the format we're trying to

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Speaker 1: take a sample of the ideas that are out there

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Speaker 1: changing the world, whether you're looking or not. We talked

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Speaker 1: about politics, our president, and the news, but we also

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Speaker 1: trying to take a temperature of what's affecting the national

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Speaker 1: shared consciousness. Which sounds a little more hippie ish than

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Speaker 1: we actually are, but let's get into it. And one

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Speaker 1: of the ways we'd like to open is by asking

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Speaker 1: our guest if there is uh a myth something that

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Speaker 1: is believed by that national share consciousness that you think

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Speaker 1: is incorrect based on your life experience. Well, my myth

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Speaker 1: today is is perhaps a little more specific, but it's

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Speaker 1: based on everyone I've told this does not believe me,

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Speaker 1: which is that my uh my screenplay Santa University is

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Speaker 1: really bad Smith. I've been trying to bust for years.

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Speaker 1: Santa University, Santa University, It's okay, okay, here here. Santa

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Speaker 1: University is a movie about a university full of Santa's.

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Speaker 1: But they're young. They're like teen Santa's. They got big dreams.

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Speaker 1: They want to be the real Santa. But it's a

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Speaker 1: it's also it's a very competitive environment because they're gonna

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Speaker 1: only be one Santa, so at by the end of

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Speaker 1: the year, all the Santa's have to die except for one.

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Speaker 1: So it's actually a pretty yeah, yeah, they have to.

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Speaker 1: It's a very violent movie. It's like Hunger Games mixed

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Speaker 1: with like Harry Potter's like a school with classic Santa mythology.

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Speaker 1: It's a musical. It stars a little a young Santa

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Speaker 1: named Dan Santa Uh. He's majoring in Santa at Santa University,

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Speaker 1: along with everyone else at Santa Universal. And you're not

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Speaker 1: going and you're not just making this up as you

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Speaker 1: I have record of making this up as early as

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Speaker 1: two thousand and twelve. It's been being workshops and super

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Speaker 1: the people. So they were just like, oh, this is great,

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Speaker 1: Like we have like you know, all these fields of corn,

422
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: like pre planted and stuff. So they're like the first gentrifiers,

423
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: right Exactly. The white settlers were arriving in the Native

424
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: American equivalent of Manhattan, and I am legend basically, and

425
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: you know, anytime white settlers tried to settle pre apocalyptic America, uh,

426
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 1: they failed. This is why there's like that long period

427
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: between Columba US arriving like two and discovering the New

428
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: World for white Europeans and pilgrims showing up in the

429
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 1: sixteen twenties is because it was a fully settled, fully occupied,

430
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: and you know, inhabited country. There are some people who

431
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: think there were more Native Americans in America than there

432
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: were people in Europe at the time before the plague

433
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: came through. There's like a written account from a sailor

434
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: who like talked about sailing down the East coast of

435
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: America and you could just like he called it like

436
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 1: it was basically like Starlet with clusters of bonfires, and

437
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: there were so many bonfires you could like smell the

438
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 1: smoke before you could even see the land. So yeah,

439
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: that's why there's that fifty year gap. The plague came through,

440
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: depopulated the country, and white people came in and settled

441
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: whatever land had been cleared by the plague. Vikings had

442
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: actually tried to settle America before the Native American apocalypse

443
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: and got the ship kicked out of them by the natives.

444
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 1: That was like in the ten hundreds, I think, Uh so, yeah,

445
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what one of the weird legacies. I

446
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: feel like the story of Squanto is actually one of

447
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: the craziest. Like the fact that it's not a movie

448
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 1: starring Daniel day Lewis or an actual Native American actor

449
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: is completely insane because this dude like so he was

450
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: captured when he was younger and like taken to England

451
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: to be sold into slavery. Uh and he like managed

452
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: to escape and convince people to take him back home,

453
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: like across the ocean. It was like this long insane

454
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: journey basically like the movie Gladiator. And when he arrived

455
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: back to his hometown, it was like the year after

456
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: the plague had just completely wiped out his entire tribe

457
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: the year before. Oh he came back to the aftermath. Yeah,

458
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 1: he came back and his town was just empty, and

459
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: he was like, what the funk just happened? Uh, And

460
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: then the Pilgrims show up, and you know, rather than

461
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: going and getting the like nearest surviving tribe and having

462
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: them kill the Pilgrims, he was like, well, somebody should

463
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: use this town. So he like showed them how to

464
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: work as town. He showed them how to like plant

465
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: corn with like dead fish, to like help with the

466
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: soil and stuff. And it's interesting to look at like

467
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: when people who are trying to settle America didn't have

468
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: the help of the natives, like uh, Jamestown. They came

469
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: in and they like, we're trying to enslave the natives

470
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: and also only cared about like digging for gold, and

471
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: so the natives just like kind of sat back and

472
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, yeah, good luck with that. And the

473
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: first winter was so bad that uh, you know, when

474
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: they got there, they were trying to sell uh Native

475
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: Americans into slavery, and by the end they were offering

476
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: themselves as slaves in in exchange for food because they

477
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: were like starving so badly. That's a Tables have Turned

478
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,959
Speaker 1: moment for the books, right, there's a there's another thing

479
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: that they make you do in Massachuse. When you're a

480
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: little kid, you go to Camp Squanto and they show

481
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: you it's the weirdest. Think it's like just a normal camp.

482
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: But at the beginning they show you this video that

483
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: tells you that story of Squanto, and like this, this

484
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: is the coolest guy everyone he knows died and then

485
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: he made friends with white people. Isn't that cool? Anyways?

486
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: Go outs didn't jump rope and that welcome to Camp Squanto. Santo,

487
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: we tell you about Squanto, and when we give you

488
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: a jump rope, we will sanitize the ship out of history.

489
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: Use this rope and jump up and down. Yeah, I mean,

490
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: and like Squanto didn't uh, you know, last for too

491
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: much longer. He ended up dying. They think he might

492
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: have been poisoned actually by the local native tribe because

493
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: they thought he was like kind of a double dealing,

494
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: which he might have been. I thought he was a

495
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: Russian bot, right, But there was a war pretty soon

496
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: after called King Phillips war that they still say is

497
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: the bloodiest, most violent conflict ever fought on American soil.

498
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: That was between UH settlers and like the surviving natives.

499
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: But again, this was the very last stragglers after a

500
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: plague had basically completely depopulated it. So and we're just

501
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: saying people just moved into their like like the vacated

502
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: homes of the dead and just like using their plates.

503
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: And yeah, when you look at the when you look

504
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: at the actual firsthand accounts of the pilgrims, that's what

505
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: they're talking about. They're like, yeah, they we took the

506
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: most beautiful like bowls and stuff from their homes and

507
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: covered up the dead bodies that were still there, like

508
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: buried the dead bodies that were still there, and the Yeah,

509
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: they basically just used they moved into a town that yeah,

510
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: this house looks cool. And I mean this is the

511
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: reason because like you know, people, I think people just think, oh,

512
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: you know, white Europeans came in with their superior weapons

513
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: and you know, gun beats arrow. So that's why today

514
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: when you think of America, you picture you know, white

515
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: Europeans or whatever. But like white Europeans also tried to

516
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: do the same thing. In Africa tried to do the

517
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: same thing in Asia, and when you picture those countries,

518
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: you picture Africans and Asian people because uh, they were

519
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: fully populated and you can't like depopulated country. It's just

520
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: that America had a plague that went through it. That

521
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: so to put it in perspective, I think they think

522
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: that nine of the America's population was wiped out by

523
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: the plague eventually, and the Black plague that is like

524
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: the most famous plague that we know of, Yeah, top plague,

525
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: top one plague was I think it wiped out a

526
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,479
Speaker 1: third of Europe so vers the third and they got

527
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: to plague because of the like Columbian exchange, right, is

528
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: because there was it was because they weren't living in

529
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: close quarters with animals, and like once the pigs came through,

530
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: they're like right, So the Europeans have been living for

531
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: you know, hundreds of years in close quarters with like

532
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: pigs and livestock, and so they had, you know, over

533
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: the course of years, been exposed to all these different

534
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: illnesses that it jumped species and you know, the natives

535
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: didn't have that. They did like sort of have a

536
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: type of um agriculture that they did where they cleared

537
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: trees from the forest so that like forests were not like,

538
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: we're still livable. They think actually that when the natives

539
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: died off, so many trees grew back that it caused

540
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: the mini ice age in Europe because it's basically reverse

541
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: global warming. Um the more trees, the cooler the climate.

542
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: Youth um so. But they didn't live in close quarters

543
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: with like animal ship so they were totally unprepared for,

544
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: you know, some of the illnesses that came through. Interesting

545
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: and yeah, I'll menation in Massachusetts one more time because

546
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: this is the only one expert well the only times

547
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: that the state is relevant in the year is around Thanksgiving,

548
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: uh so, And it's it's interesting watching like people that like,

549
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: there were people I knew growing up who were like

550
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: distantly related to Pilgrims, and and between being very young

551
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: and being like I related Pilgrims, I'm cool. And then

552
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: by the time I was in high school, they're like,

553
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: I don't really like you fucking genocider, right, like you're great, great, great,

554
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: great mother fucker Like they're my great great, my my

555
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: fifth grade teacher. I remember that was like one of

556
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: the first times that I realized that Thanksgiving was perhaps

557
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: not so chill, was my fifth grade teacher, Mr Brewster

558
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: shout out. Mr Brewster was related to famous Mayflower passenger

559
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 1: Mr Mr Punky Brewster, who was like the first preacher

560
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: that came on the Mayflower and just like it was

561
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: a really active participant in just wiping out another culture.

562
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: And so we're like, oh, that's so cool you relate

563
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: to a Mayflower guy, And he's like, h uh, I am.

564
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: The thing is that I am related to him. There's

565
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: no getting around it, right, right, Yeah, I mean, and

566
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: there was a lot of you know, slaughter and wars

567
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: that followed it, but again they were fighting them at

568
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: like their previous strength. So what are we trying to say?

569
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: Should we still celebrate thanks give? Yeah? I just look

570
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: at it in context, right, White people of like European

571
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: descent should be thankful because they their ancestors got the

572
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: luckiest that any group of people has ever gotten, because

573
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: they just like rolled over and like moved into a

574
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: complete like presettled like landscape. Um, but yeah, I guess

575
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: it's probably worth like keeping in mind that the most

576
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: important event and like most historians who know about this,

577
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: uh and study us say it's probably the most important

578
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: event in US history. And also the the ironic thing too,

579
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: is right is Thanksgiving is probably the only American holiday

580
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: that actually brings like indigenous people like kind of to

581
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: the forefront of your thinking. And but it's been completely

582
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: sanitized of its actual history and like the actual history

583
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: of of the experience of being an indigenous person in

584
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: the Americas. That it's like, yeah, let's let's remember that too,

585
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: and also do we also forget And I just realized

586
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 1: this is that November is actually Native American History Month. Yeah.

587
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: I didn't even you don't even know that, and it's

588
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: happening in November. So yeah, guys, let's think of, you know,

589
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 1: the real things we have to be thankful for too,

590
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: like the Redskins, Brave Blackhawks. Um, yeah, that is a

591
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 1: lot of team names. Yeah. Well, yeah, we're gonna, we're

592
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: gonna after we take a break, we're gonna come back

593
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: and talk about things thankful for and we're back, Um,

594
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: so real quick. Wanted to talk about the presidential turkey

595
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: pardon because that happened, um, and which is the most

596
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: awkward ship. If you actually watch the whole thing with

597
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: Donald Trump partnering the turkeys, He's like, can I touch him?

598
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: And then Donald Trump is not comfortable asking for consent,

599
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: so it's just a very tense experience. And then he

600
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: like awkwardly pets it and then he was like I

601
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 1: hearby pardon you. And everyone was like what the funk?

602
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,479
Speaker 1: And then he had to start clapping. I was like, oh, shot, okay,

603
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: this is that was at the end, Okay, Like it

604
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: was so weird. It just man can't even pardon the

605
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: turkey anything so dumb. But his turkey partnering dumb? Why

606
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 1: do we do that? Ship? Does it matter? Because don't

607
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: they die anyway? Yeah, I thought it went back way

608
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: further than it did, Like apparently there was an accidental

609
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: turkey partnering. Uh. Like Lincoln's son Tad was like, no,

610
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: I like this turkey, Tad Lincoln, that sounds like a

611
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: movie that needs to be made cartoon right away. So

612
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: he made his dead pardon the turkey. He named it.

613
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: His name was Jack Turkey, and I think it lived

614
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: a long happy life with Ted. Um. Oh my god,

615
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: Ted married that turkey. Do you believe it? Uh? But

616
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: like after that, I think there was there's another president

617
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: who pardoned a raccoon which was sent to him for

618
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: his feast, like he was supposed to eat raccoon, and

619
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: he was like, nah, raccoons are cute, they have little

620
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: human hands. I wanted to be my friend, and so

621
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: he kept it as a pet. But the next person

622
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: to pardon the turkey was again he someone asked him

623
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: about Oliver North. H Yeah, where whether he's going to

624
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: pardon Oliver North? And he was like, no, I'm gonna

625
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: pardon this turkey. I'm Reagan, I'm fun And then h. W.

626
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: Bush like got in on it, and I was like,

627
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: I hear by a pardon this turkey. Uh, And then

628
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: it's been a thing ever since then. But yeah, they

629
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,479
Speaker 1: people have pointed out that the turkey is usually don't

630
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: make it a full year because as opposed to in

631
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: Lincoln's time, when you pardon the turkey and it just

632
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: got to continue being a turkey. These are genetically modified

633
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Speaker 1: beasts that have been made to last exactly as long

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Speaker 1: as like they need to get peak physical plumpness and

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Speaker 1: then immediately dispatched so we can feast on their corpses.

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Speaker 1: So they, you know, uh, don't make it a year

637
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: because they are just overplumped. And that's like even sadder,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you get pardon there,

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00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: like you're honestly you're gonna probably die some kind of

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Speaker 1: heart earlier because your body is too big to sustain

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Speaker 1: your life. Yeah. When I'm not going to pardon my

642
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: hamster for Thanksgiving, this there's no excuse for you. And

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Speaker 1: then I'm just gonna yeah, I'll bring a fork. My

644
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: hamster is the size of a tater time. It's like

645
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Speaker 1: there's not even a point anymore. You're not good eating

646
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Speaker 1: on those bones? Worth Yeah, bring bring a good eating

647
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Speaker 1: hamster through give a guinea pig, like giving a little substance. Um.

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Speaker 1: All right, but let's talk. Let's talk about things we're

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Speaker 1: thankful for you. Well, first, can we talk about this

650
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Speaker 1: one thing? I just want to throw this in at

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Speaker 1: the last minute. What's your favorite Thanksgiving food? Started to

652
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Speaker 1: make this a FM morning show, but I'm always in

653
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Speaker 1: just to know what everyone's favorite food is because sometimes

654
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: I find common ground with people. The best part of

655
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving meal for you, Jack, probably the stuffing. Okay, Jamie,

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00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: I was gonna say stuffing. I also love green bean casserole.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, I don't have that often, but yes,

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00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: I love stuff Stuffing is my thing. I could almost eat.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't even really need the turkey. I could just

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Speaker 1: eat a lot of stuffing with gravy on it. Well, yeah,

661
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: turkey is almost inedible without the stuffing because turkey can

662
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: be can be dry. Someone's sucking up in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I went to a friend's giving the other night and

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Speaker 1: it was like, no one brought turkey. Six people brought stuffing,

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Speaker 1: and it was the best Thanksgiving that. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love it, yeah, because you know, thanks because it's

667
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Speaker 1: state sanctioned gluttony. Yeah, you know. There's also there's like this,

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Speaker 1: I feel like some families have like Thanksgiving signature dishes.

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Speaker 1: Like my grandma rest in Paradise. She's up there hand

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Speaker 1: out with Bill Paxson in Paradise, Nevada. No, she's literally

671
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: in heaven making out with Bill Paxson. Um. But she

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Speaker 1: she used to make this trifle, um, like a dessert trifle.

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Speaker 1: But she was but would never Like everyone was like

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Speaker 1: Grandma like does not wash her hands before she makes

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00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: that trifle. But the trifle would be so good, but

676
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: you knew it was dirty, but like you had to

677
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: eat it, but it was dirty. That's a trifle a trifle.

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00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: It's it's like basically a five layer dip but with

679
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: like putting and like yeah, berries and cake and like

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00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: it's really good. But my grandma's dirty little hands were

681
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: also just fully but we would always like you would

682
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: just stare at it. You're like, I'm not going to

683
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: eat it this year because I know it's dirty. I

684
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, it's gross. Grandma's hands could never

685
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: be dirty though, you know what I mean? And were

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00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: they that dirty that like even your family, like Grandma

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Speaker 1: did not. She would be doing well, she'd be doing

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Speaker 1: it and then she'd be doing the fingerlicks and then

689
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: she'd go back in your grandma, that's your grandmother. Grandma

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Speaker 1: don't have grums. She's not she's not like I believe that, Okay,

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00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: that's my grandma. I don't know, like she rest in paradise.

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Speaker 1: But also I did, yeah, wash your hands, grandmother, come on,

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Speaker 1: they're just like she's like I've never washed them and

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Speaker 1: I never will. My gand my grandma was a bast

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Speaker 1: She would like she was she was a widower or

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Speaker 1: no widow. She was a widow and she but she

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00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: would have like all the framed pictures of hot cowboys

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00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: around the house like she's a horny, weird lady. Like

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00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: you didn't wash your hands? Who would not? Grandma? Don't

700
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: eat that trifle, dude, it's bad. That's awesome. Yeah, um,

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00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: what are you thankful for a Well, I guess we're

702
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: gonna go around right and just talk about things were

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00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: thankful for and rather than do like the usually Oh

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00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: I'm so glad, I'm healthy, my family. I canna hear

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00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: more about Jack's baby up. Yeah, it's like, grow up, dude,

706
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: get a baby, get a baby. Maybe I should. Um,

707
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,959
Speaker 1: you know, we want to go around and talk about

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00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 1: YouTube videos were thankful for it, because that's that does

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00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: sometimes bring us a little bit of joy when you

710
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: can see the right YouTube video or they just get

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Speaker 1: you out of a funk. So let's go around and

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00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: let's just talk about a YouTube video we're thankful for

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Speaker 1: it that we've we've seen one that you showed me

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00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 1: yesterday is just this. It's maybe twenty five seconds. It's

715
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: uh an enormous man, uh taking a video of himself

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00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: and he's just out like in a cornfield, and uh,

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00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: I think I think we have the audio of he's

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00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: smoking a blunt out your amish smoking big doins in amage,

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Speaker 1: big old doinks, just hitting in the cornfields, empty road Gang,

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00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,439
Speaker 1: close out with Gang. It's really one of the great

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00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: things referring to the country as amish. It's just amazing

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00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: calling calling Blunt's doinks and then just signing off with

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Speaker 1: Gang rather than spirit or wrestler like a clown wrestler

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Speaker 1: in the w WF back in the doing is just

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00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: a sound of something like bouncing. Someone's doing the clown.

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00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: Remember you know he was that he looked like beetlejuice

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00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: on meth. Dude, that does look like so anyway, the

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00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: clown is going the clown. Other media, I'm thankful for

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00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: sess Me Street, Dr Seuss and good Night Moon. That

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00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: ship is keeps me saying wow, yeah, good for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's almost the time of year to watch

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00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: Chuck Jones How the Grin Still Christmas, which is one

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00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: of my favorite cartoons of all time. It's so good

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00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: narrated by Carl Long. What about you, Jamie, what's a

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00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: YouTube video you're very thankful for? Well, I'm in a

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Speaker 1: s mr Head I love and I get the tingles

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00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: off that. Yeah, I love, I love it. I've been

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00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: listening to it to fall asleep for like maybe four

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00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: years now. Yeah, I've been in I got I got

740
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: into Yeah, yeah, I got it on the ground water guys.

741
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: Not to brag, but I've been listening to creepy as

742
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: videos every night for a long time. They lull me

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00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: to sleep. There It's But there's one of my favorites

744
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: that came out this year because now that it's been

745
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: around for a while, people are like getting kind of

746
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: like they're running out of ideas and are coming up

747
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: with new stuff. So there's this great user who I

748
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: listened to all the time called a SMR Glow, But

749
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: she did a a s MR version of Pennywise kidnapping

750
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 1: a child. For people who don't know what a SMR

751
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 1: videos give them, like the elevator pitch. Okay, So a

752
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: SMR is it stands for autosensory meridian response and basically

753
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: it's just when uh user, It's basically just a video

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00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: of someone whispering, and it's usually taken in like a

755
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: simulation of something or like a role play, so it'll

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00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: just be like a really quiet video of like or

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00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: like I'm getting I think you're really cool and nice

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00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: and do you want to be my friend? Okay, go

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00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: to sleep? Like like they're on paper, they sound horrified,

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00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: but they actually are super like relaxing. It's of the

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00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: population has a certain thing right where it's a physiological responsive.

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00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: We can just play the video. This is Pennywise abducting

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00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 1: a child. You will know if you are SMR sensitive.

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Speaker 1: Right asleep? Yeah, many Wise, Jamie's out? Oh is this

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00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 1: do awake? Okay, So that's the start of the penny

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00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 1: Wise video. Pennywise is just just for setting to just

767
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: relax you. Pennywise is just taking you down into the gutter.

768
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: You are trapped, you are drowning, you were dying, and

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00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: that's how you go to sleep. It's a forty five

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00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: minute video of like, hey, so, where where are your friends?

771
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: Are you Jesus? I hate your friends? Do you want it?

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00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: This prison? Like? It's scary? Hey, so, if anybody, if

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00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: if you had a particularly tense Thanksgiving, just toss this

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00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: forty five minute abduction simulation. I recommend. I think it's

775
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: one of the top ten art films of seventeen. Is

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00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: the penny Wise a SMR video? It's insane? What about

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00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 1: you mine in the in the Grand tradition of people

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00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: smoking blunts videos. I have to say, Uh, after we

779
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 1: were talking about Dwinks and Amish, it reminded me of

780
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: one of my favorite ones, which is like rapper hits

781
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: blunt and passes out. Uh, and it's just like this

782
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: dude acting so tough on his webcam. I guess you

783
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: can call it wrapping the camera and then he's like

784
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: does this He hits a blunt so hard and he's

785
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: not built for it. Uh. Just I don't know. Listen

786
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: to this one. Put a granddaugh there. You get so

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00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: jeu trying to doby it smoke like that book. I

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00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: just love it because he's like, get get smoke like

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00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: just blunt, and immediately it's like he's like about to

790
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: burst into tears at the beginning of the video, like

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00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: he's got a really sad face and his eyes are

792
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: a little far apart. So guys, you can check all

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00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 1: these videos out in the in the foot notes, so

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00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: you can so you can know the joy that we

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00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: have from these videos. I love that it's titled ops

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00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: Guy Fans after trying to wrap and smoking a blunt.

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00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: That's like a hemmingwhite star. Uh. All right, that's gonna

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00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: do it for us for this uh this Thanksgiving week.

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Speaker 1: I hope you guys have a good Thanksgiving. Jamie, where

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00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: can people follow you? I can follow me on Twitter

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00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: dot com at Hamburger Phone. You can listen to my

802
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: podcast the back Dell Cast about women in Movies every Thursday.

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00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: Great podcast. Uh, Jamie's great. Follow on Twitter, Miles Where

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00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: can people follow you? You can follow me on you know, Twitter,

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00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray and you know, I probably

806
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: will be outside of the Best Buy in Burbank trying

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00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: to get a three dollar TV. Wait, seriously, just challenging people,

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00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: just staring at people, hoping they try it, trying to

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00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 1: get it cool. You're frugal to You can follow me

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00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: at Jack underscorel Brian. Uh. Oh. And the when we

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Speaker 1: were cracked, the day after or the Monday after Thanksgiving

812
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 1: was always a big traffic day, I think because like

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00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: people would tell each other over Thanksgiving or like tell

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00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 1: their friends or their family about cracked. So, uh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell your friends and family about cracked. No, I'm just

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00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: about about the dailies, lay guys. Yeah, we could use it. Uh.

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00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: And to the guys, is that gang part of that gang?

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00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: That gang in the building and you know, yeah, spread

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Speaker 1: the love because I'm sure if you live in a

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00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: town where you might be the only person talking like this,

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Speaker 1: it's a good, good show to spread around. Do you

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Speaker 1: know the snowflake cup friends? You know the soy boys

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00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: out here? Tell your soy boys you're smoking a fat

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Speaker 1: when in the parking last eleven in your hometown this weekend?

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and just looking at everybody like, do what

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Speaker 1: I was into? Two Zitgeist and funk y'all are wrong.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Instagram at the Daily Zeitgeist.

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Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fan page, The Daily Zeitgeist. Can

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Speaker 1: follow us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist, and we have

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Speaker 1: a website, Daily zeitgeist dot com where you can find

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Speaker 1: our episodes and also our foot nope where we link

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Speaker 1: off to all the sources first all the crazy stuff

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Speaker 1: that we do. Nice uh, And that's gonna do it

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Speaker 1: for today. We will talk to you on Monday. Have

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Speaker 1: a good one, Happy Thanksgiving, Thanking