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Speaker 1: Okay, before the full show starts, can I just say

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Speaker 1: their same matching swatch.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not embarrassing only because it's our Merch for

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Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, it's funny because none of us talked about it.

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Speaker 3: We all showed up to work wearing the same thing.

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Speaker 1: The Merch for a Cause is still on, but for

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Speaker 1: a limited time.

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Speaker 2: So when you're doing your Christmas shipping, okay, your.

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Speaker 1: Holiday gifts, please think of that because one percent of

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Speaker 1: the proceeds go to help hurricane relief.

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Speaker 2: So you can find it. Is it so in ear link?

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Speaker 2: The link is in the bio. Okay, link's in the bio.

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Speaker 1: And thank you so much for all you have done

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffreys' Merch for a Cause. Okay, I'm stepping

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Speaker 1: off the pedestal. Now we're guilding to the full show.

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Speaker 5: Finally, look out iPhone and Android. Oh there's a new

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Speaker 5: tech giant who's coming for our phones.

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Speaker 3: Really, that's like the only two.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, because when I

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Speaker 5: think modern innovation, only one company comes to mind. It's

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Speaker 5: not Tesla, not Amazon, just four little letters s e g.

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Speaker 1: A I got, I got saying you got like bought

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Speaker 5: Nope, they're around, and they just announced they're coming out

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Speaker 5: with a new communication device, Emo Jam.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, here's a picture of Emo Jam. It's basically a

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Speaker 5: ninety style old school pager that can only send emojis.

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Speaker 2: That's all teenagers said. Anyway, this is.

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Speaker 5: Ge exactly because here's the thing. Why waste your time

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Speaker 5: like the ancient Egyptians did.

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Speaker 2: And I love that.

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Speaker 1: It's like cutz like it looks kind of like a tomagotchik,

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Speaker 5: Old school exactly. Now, look, you can't Emo jam with

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Speaker 5: just anybody, only with actual friends, and you need to

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Speaker 5: physically touch your device's butts together in order to link them,

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Speaker 5: just like at a marriage ceremony where you touch each

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Speaker 1: As a parent, this is the technology punishment I want

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Speaker 6: But it is low key super cool because you can't

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Speaker 3: You gotta meet each person. So you have a lot

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Speaker 5: It's quite a flex. A spokesperson from Sega released this

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Speaker 5: to the dog emoji, electricity emoji, question mark sun emoji

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Speaker 7: Question mark emoji. Today we celebrate the birthday of legendary

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's aweschool now, Jose.

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Speaker 3: I'm like thinking, I think.

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Speaker 2: She was like a big eighties supermodel.

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Speaker 7: Jose. You might remember her from the movie Tommy Boy,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it's like a super supermodel.

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Speaker 7: She first rose to fame back in the nineteen seventies

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Speaker 7: yellow swimsuit scene in the movie ten. Now, we on

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Speaker 7: this show don't believe in objectifying people for their looks.

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Speaker 5: Never.

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Speaker 7: We prefer to see it as celebrating their unique genetic yumminess,

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Speaker 7: which is why today you will be identifying some of

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Speaker 7: special Hollywood Hotties edition of olenty of twenty. Now you

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Speaker 7: we'll start with the woman who came from one of

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Speaker 7: the foremost sex symbols of the Columbia River Basin, known

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Speaker 7: simply on this show as Barb. That's her daughter, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: City, not a person.

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Speaker 7: Alexis. Give me number one through twenty three. Number three, Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Your movies are Dirty Dancing and ghost What sex symbols

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Speaker 5: Dang?

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Speaker 2: I don't know his name.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, no, six packs.

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Speaker 5: I think the name he does commercials for Jersey Mics. Now, No, No,

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Speaker 7: He's confused.

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Speaker 2: Really, it's older Ryan Close.

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Speaker 5: He just goes by one name, Ryan, Ryan Patrick.

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Speaker 7: Ryan Patrick incorrect. I was looking for Patrick Swayze, Patrick,

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Speaker 7: What you gotten Swayze?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Danny Devita would have slayed in Dirty Dances.

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Speaker 3: Let's imagine him being doing the lift to pick up.

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Speaker 7: Would be the one that was Yeah, we're over to

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Speaker 7: Brook Brook the number one through twenty.

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Speaker 2: Please let's go seven, number seven.

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Speaker 7: Brook. Your movies are Training Day and Malcolm X simple

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Speaker 2: Is that Denzel Washington?

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Speaker 7: That is Denzel Washington. Good job, Brook, Rover to Jose.

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Speaker 7: Three and seven are off the board. Need a number two?

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Speaker 7: Number two, Jose. Your movies are mad Max, Fury Road,

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Speaker 3: It's Atomic Blonde, Mad Max.

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Speaker 2: Can you at least just picture the movie Girl oh, Man,

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know if it's a guy or girl.

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Speaker 5: I got uh the atomic blondel blonde is a good hint.

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, not true. Jeff's right, No grown making

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Speaker 6: Okay, so it's a girl, a girl in mad Max.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with honey boo boo.

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Speaker 9: Oh, honey booboo controversial, she's of age, now, Okay, that's

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Speaker 9: what I mean current honeyboo, honey boo boo incorrect.

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Speaker 7: Jose, you were thinking of it. I could tell you

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Speaker 7: were really close to saying it before honey boo boo.

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Speaker 2: Shirley's he almost said at the same time, all right.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey, you need to get this right otherwise Brook's gonna

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Speaker 7: just quickly win the shot question of the day. Remember

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Speaker 7: thirteen thirteen, Jeffrey, your movies are Superman and the Witcher.

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Speaker 7: Oh what sex symbols start in those films?

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Speaker 5: Superman and the Witcher? Is it actually Superman? Or is

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Speaker 3: One of the Superman.

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Speaker 2: I always saying Superman.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking I think it's Superman.

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Speaker 2: He was super sex super I mean, I think he

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Speaker 5: My celebrity look alike. I'm going with he's British, right,

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Speaker 5: Henry Cavill.

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Speaker 7: Henry Cavill is correct. Okay, Superman and Superman means we're

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Speaker 7: back to Brook. Now it's a Brook and Jeffrey showdown

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Speaker 7: a number, please seventeen Brook, Your movies are Horrible Bosses?

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Speaker 7: And along came Polly. What's sex symbol starting those films?

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Speaker 1: See either of these? I know that's what I always

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Speaker 7: Brook, Cameron Diaz that is incorrect in Horrible Bosses and

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Speaker 7: Horrible Bosses too, And along came PAULI that was Jennifer Aniston.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Bro, that means I should have guessed it. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: And I get to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 5: I'm too sexy by right, said Fred.

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Speaker 2: We aren't hit.

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Speaker 5: We gotta give it to the daughter of the Columbia

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Speaker 5: make your Mom Proud.

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Speaker 2: This is the only segment she told me she listens to.

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Speaker 8: I think we know what this is done, but maybe

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Speaker 2: You know that's why, because she knows we're not going

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Speaker 2: I'm too sexy for sure. Sexy ma shirt so sexy?

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Speaker 4: It hurt.

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Speaker 7: Like that to your mom.

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Speaker 10: That is your.

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Speaker 5: Shotguting question of the day. We got your phone tap

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Speaker 4: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I like to get constructive feedback on my work on

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Speaker 5: this show, as long as it's not from family, friends, colleagues,

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Speaker 2: There's the truth.

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Speaker 2: From who jeff who is left from anybody.

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Speaker 5: Alexis is always out there trying to whisper things to

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Speaker 5: I'll give you you hint. One of my cousins married

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Speaker 5: I do it for our listeners. Really, so literally, nobody

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Speaker 5: Mind that's coming up right now. Some questions are so

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Speaker 5: you want fries with that? Always only time I almost

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Speaker 5: your Mind? The segment where we find out what the

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Speaker 5: members of this show have been thinking about. We're starting

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Speaker 5: with Brooke, Brooke, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: A man?

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Speaker 1: I cannot stop thinking about the kid parent soccer match

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Speaker 1: we had so the end of the season for my

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Speaker 1: daughter's team.

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Speaker 2: They're all, yeah, they're all fifth graders and it's their tradition.

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Speaker 2: The last practice they play the parents.

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Speaker 1: And the parents have won the last two years apparently,

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Speaker 1: and it's like a ragging right, you're not letting them win?

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Speaker 2: So something more embarrassing than normal happened to me recently.

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Speaker 8: I cleared my search history, but Instagram recommends people. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Some recommended searches.

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Speaker 2: We go to the yoga. He looks at me, he goes,

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Speaker 7: No, yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: The only way to fix this is to actually become

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Speaker 5: So I'm going to be traveling for the holidays, going

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Speaker 5: Yes, I believe it. This time they're saying that COVID's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have CLEAR.

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Speaker 1: That means you've been paying for this and then you

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Speaker 2: Like what is how do you function? The DearS?

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Speaker 5: I am all set for Thanksgiving traveling this year? I

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Speaker 8: I feel good word for you was gonna expire right

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Speaker 5: I hope that doesn't happen. Text in seven eight five

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Speaker 2: These texts I really did right after we tell you.

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Speaker 5: What's been on ours and Brooke confirmed that this text

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Speaker 2: And they're like, no, it actually happens.

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Speaker 5: to fight each other, so we apologize. Another text says,

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Speaker 2: Should Honestly, it is just three minutes of you screaming.

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Speaker 5: But it's not random things. It's topical headlines with zero

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Speaker 1: How everyone consumes their news anyway, Not on here anymore,

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Speaker 1: Gone forever.

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Speaker 5: And one last text says, oh my gosh, just discovered

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Speaker 5: your show and it's so phenomenal and epic and incredible.

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Speaker 5: I cannot wait to get into my car every single

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Speaker 5: You can also you can also tell when people are

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Speaker 4: On listening, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes on a first date, you just have that moment

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Speaker 5: yourself saying things like I swear I don't normally talk

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Speaker 5: Hey, I know we just met, but I already feel

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Speaker 5: out with somebody different. It's a brand new Battle of

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Speaker 4: One dating app then dares the question is whose love

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Speaker 4: life is more tragic? It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 5: It's the dating game show that wished game of thrones

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Speaker 5: had more brother sisters stuff. Oh, Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 2: That's what we're no one who has ever said that.

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Speaker 4: Guy.

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Speaker 2: I would go dressing next time.

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Speaker 5: You know how to wow a woman.

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Speaker 2: That's true salty.

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Speaker 5: And in the other corner, he enjoys long romantic strolls

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you removed your lips so we could hear

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Speaker 5: I think that's why they call him that, But anyway,

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Speaker 12: So my tender date invited me to go for a

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cheap, I.

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Speaker 2: Is she a dog walker?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, she's a paid dog walker.

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Speaker 2: She thought.

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Speaker 12: She like, you know, double task.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, and my only one that's not upset. Yeah, yeah,

447
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 3: give me them dogs?

448
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 2: Did you help?

449
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

450
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,399
Speaker 12: But the next hour do her eight dogs? So some

451
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 12: dogs had to poot more urgently. So you know, I

452
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 12: got blasted bags.

453
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 5: In one hand and trying to be romantic and yeah,

454
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 5: you were the bag boy for that experience.

455
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 12: I was scooping.

456
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 2: I mean, Alexis, that's a pretty good business model. I

457
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 2: know you dogs lately son with.

458
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 5: Salt for good measure too. Let's keep going Salami, Tommy,

459
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 5: can you counter?

460
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 11: I had this kinder day, but she told me she

461
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 11: only like guys with tattoos.

462
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 5: Okay, do you have any?

463
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're super tettent.

464
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 13: I am not.

465
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,199
Speaker 14: But she pulled out a sharpie and by the time

466
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 14: I left her house, I had two full fake sharpie sleeves.

467
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 4: What you do?

468
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 10: Hold up, bro, where.

469
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 3: Are you in middle school?

470
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 2: You sat there the entire time where she drew on you?

471
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 11: You know I was into hers. I let her do

472
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 11: whatever she wanted. Yeah, I even let her give me

473
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 11: a little tramp step.

474
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 2: Why don't sound like you enjoyed it so much?

475
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 5: Those are objectively hot. So we're on around two, Rick,

476
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 5: We're back to you, all right.

477
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 12: So we went to her place to watch a movie

478
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 12: and inside the room was her parrot, who start making

479
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 12: out the pirates start shouting, he's not.

480
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

481
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 12: So then she kept saying, Mike, my dad.

482
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 2: Come on, you guys, A parrot doesn't know.

483
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 12: I'm hoping there's another Mike.

484
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 11: I don't know.

485
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 5: It doesn't make it sound any better, honestly, how is she?

486
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 2: How is she not giving this bird away?

487
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 5: Oh God, Tommy, please get that image out of our ears.

488
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 11: All right?

489
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 14: So the only time I thought a cud girl in

490
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 14: the bar and I complimented her outfit and she said, thanks,

491
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 14: but I stole it from my sister.

492
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,360
Speaker 2: Okay, that's pretty normal, but bang.

493
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 11: Her sister shows off and they're getting a heated argument

494
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 11: over it.

495
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 4: It is.

496
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 7: Are you kidding me?

497
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 11: Okay, but her sister ripped the sweater off of her

498
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 11: and and she pout a drink on my head. She

499
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 11: thought it was because I was with a thief. I

500
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 11: was like, dude, I just met you.

501
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, a little bit of accomplice action there. Okay,

502
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 5: we are onto our third and final round, So gentlemen,

503
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 5: we need your best stories here, Rick, what do you got?

504
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 13: So?

505
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 5: I met a girl super faced. She was training for

506
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 5: a marathon.

507
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 4: Cool.

508
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 12: I didn't know if she took.

509
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 4: It real, real serious?

510
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 5: Okay, oh yeah, yeah.

511
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 12: During dinner she apologizes, I said, what's for her? Alarm

512
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 12: goes off and she had to do interval chaining during dinner.

513
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 5: What does that mean?

514
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 12: So she would have to get up and jog around

515
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 12: the restaurant.

516
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 5: Like so seed, we got to work up an appetite

517
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 5: for that time too.

518
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 12: She was over with her shoulder boom, she runs into

519
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 12: a waiter with a tray. At that point, I took

520
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 12: my chance and then ran out the back door.

521
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 7: We'll running.

522
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: Everybody says they want a fit girl, but they don't

523
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 2: won the work that it requires.

524
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 5: Ends with din and dash. It's kind of cool.

525
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 3: We didn't realize it was that.

526
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, Tommy, last chance.

527
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 11: Okay, I had this one date, bring it back of

528
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 11: cards to the restaurant.

529
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 2: Oh, that's kind of fun, play some games.

530
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're in the fifties, sure, okay, kind of yeah.

531
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 11: I mean she challenged me to what she called a

532
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 11: quote unquote on poker game.

533
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, I thought it was flirty. But then she

534
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 14: started calling me a rookie and the chump.

535
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 5: Oh oh.

536
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 7: That's a good one. I've heard that in a while.

537
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean kind of he did. Yeah, and I

538
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 11: was like, you know what, we should bet real money.

539
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 4: We did and I lost.

540
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Why did I see that coming in? If she's

541
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 1: traveling with a deck of cards. Yeah, She's like, she's

542
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: hustling me.

543
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 5: How much did you lose?

544
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 14: Well, so I had to pay for dinner and that

545
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 14: was one hundred and fifty bucks and then I had

546
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 14: benmover two hundred for losing poker.

547
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 5: Oh dude, nice wow it for her though, Yeah, she

548
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 5: called it chump, was right.

549
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 11: So yes, you definitely wanted a second day.

550
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 5: The final bell that means the matches over judges. We

551
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 5: need to score at Alexis Rick.

552
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: I'm still scarred from the Paris all right. We got

553
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: one for Brook oh, I think Marathon restaurant.

554
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 3: Definitely, Rick, I means congratulations, salt lick or.

555
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 5: Sad Boy of the week. And as a prize, Jose

556
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 5: will tell you one of his favorite secret places to

557
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 5: cry alone.

558
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 3: Oh honestly, anywhere.

559
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 5: I'm yes. Well, hey, give it a try next time

560
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 5: you go on a bad date. Rick. That was Battle

561
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,719
Speaker 5: of the Tender Dates. Text in seventy five to nine too.

562
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 5: If you want to appear on the next edition, your

563
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 5: phone TAP's coming up right after.

564
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 4: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

565
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 5: All right, the moment that you've all been waiting for

566
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 5: the daily phon tapp. Alright, And what do you do

567
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 5: if your wife calls you and says, look, I know

568
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 5: you're out of town, but I locked my keys inside

569
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 5: the house and I can't get in. Do you call

570
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 5: your neighbor up for help? Do you text a friend yeah?

571
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 5: Or do you email our show and say, hey.

572
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 3: My wife's locked out of the house.

573
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 5: Let us through with her.

574
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 2: This is a marriage, it's gonna last.

575
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 5: And they chose that's what they have fun, So one

576
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 5: of our listeners did, and it's why Jose the locksmith

577
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 5: is about to.

578
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 7: Call the wife.

579
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 3: I can fix it.

580
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 5: To keep her an update on the situation. It's your

581
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 5: phone tap right.

582
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 4: Now another.

583
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 5: Twenty twenty.

584
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, my name is Tony. I'm calling from Blocksmiths.

585
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 3: Is this Cassie?

586
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 4: Oh?

587
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 7: Yeah, Hi?

588
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: Hi.

589
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 3: So I'm at your place. They said you had to

590
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 3: go to work, right, so.

591
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 15: Yes, okay, So I locked myself out, but I had

592
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 15: my spare car key and I was able to at

593
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 15: least get to work. Then I called you folks to

594
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 15: see if you could take care of it before I

595
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 15: got home tonight.

596
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 5: Got it?

597
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, So well, the good news is is I did

598
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 3: manage to get in.

599
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 15: Oh wonderful.

600
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 6: Great. Where is a slight problem though? While I was

601
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 6: getting the invoice from my truck. When I was finished,

602
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 6: the door shut and it locked my tools inside.

603
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 7: So I need what I need you now to let

604
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 7: me in?

605
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 3: If that makes sense?

606
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 15: Well, how am I gonna let you in if you

607
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 15: locked yourself out of my house?

608
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 4: Uh?

609
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 3: Actually, I didn't even think of that.

610
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 15: You know what, though, I don't see what this is.

611
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 14: Funny.

612
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 6: Oh, it's just one of those silly things you ever like,

613
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 6: mess up at work and you're like bonat really Oh.

614
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 13: No not really?

615
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 15: So can you get in anyway or.

616
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: Well I can. I actually already called the second locksmith.

617
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 3: He's a friend of mine.

618
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 6: He'll be over just a few minutes, he said, and

619
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 6: then we'll just get everything squared away after that.

620
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 15: So you're gonna call another locksmith and they're gonna handle it.

621
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I already did.

622
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 6: I already did a good thing about this industry. We

623
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 6: all kind of know each other. So I have someone

624
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 6: coming over asap.

625
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: Don't worry.

626
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 15: Okay, Well, I guess let me know what happens.

627
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will.

628
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 6: Oh, by the way, I know it's kind of weird

629
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 6: for a locksmith a lot himself out of a house,

630
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 6: but don't put that on yelp, you know, not necessary.

631
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 3: It's a silly little Okay, have a good day a

632
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 3: little bit until I talk to you again. Hello, Hey, Cassie,

633
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 3: it's Tony again, the locksmith. Right, yeah, the locksmith.

634
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 13: How are you?

635
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 15: I'm okay? Were you able to get back inside though?

636
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 3: Yep, we did.

637
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 6: Unfortunately after we did, we were outside on the sidewalk

638
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 6: and the door slammed again, and now both of our

639
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 6: tools are kind of inside.

640
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 15: Okay, wait, I'm sorry. Were you you locked yourself out again?

641
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 3: I guess I could have just said that. Yeah, afraid,

642
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 3: so are you.

643
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 15: Freaking kidding me? That's two locksmith you both locked yourself out.

644
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 4: Of my house.

645
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 7: I know it's crazy.

646
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 3: What are the odds?

647
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 8: And it's stupid.

648
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 15: I'm trying to do my job here at work. I

649
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 15: call you guys, you had good reviews.

650
00:30:59,000 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 12: I don't know why.

651
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 15: Then you call somebody else. Now you're both locked out

652
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 15: of my house.

653
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: Well, I know.

654
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 3: I did not mean to cut you off. I know

655
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 3: this looks really bad.

656
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 6: Okay, but I also would like to emphasize that I

657
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 6: am out of locksmith's to call.

658
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 15: I thought you knew everybody.

659
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 13: I thought you all know each other.

660
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 15: It's a small network or something, very small network.

661
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 7: Two people.

662
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 3: It's literally yeah, it's literally me and him. But I

663
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 3: think we have another solution.

664
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 15: Okay, what we're going to give.

665
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 6: I'm getting a call from them right now, so let

666
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 6: me call you right back. Okay, Hello, Hey, Cassie, it's

667
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 6: me again. It's Tony the locksmith.

668
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 15: If you figure it out, did you get somebody?

669
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 3: Yes?

670
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 4: And no?

671
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 16: Oh my god, tell me.

672
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 6: Okay, I have a buddy who's a window guy, So

673
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 6: I thought, hey, come over here, break a window, gain

674
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 6: some access to the house window.

675
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 10: Well you didn't break my window though, right, I didn't

676
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 10: my window broken?

677
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what?

678
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 15: Hold Tony talking, just up talking, because this is so ridiculous.

679
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 15: Are you my whole day? Lock yourself out of the

680
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 15: house twice broke my windows? Are you guys the three stooges.

681
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 15: This is the stupidest phone call I've ever received. I

682
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 15: am hanging up on you because I'm really pissed off

683
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 15: right now.

684
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 3: You know that's not our goal.

685
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 6: Our goal is not to make you mad. Our goal

686
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 6: was to fix this whole scenario. And we're still gonna

687
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 6: do it.

688
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 15: Well, you got a roof of friend that's gonna come

689
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 15: over and tear.

690
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 10: The roof off the house.

691
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 3: Actually that was my plan B. Plan A was just

692
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 3: to tell you this is a phone tap and have

693
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 3: it all over with. But you you're onto something.

694
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,479
Speaker 6: This is a what This is a prank phone call?

695
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 6: This is actually Jose from the Radarshow Brick and Jeffrey

696
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 6: in the morning.

697
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 7: Oh my god, we're the phone.

698
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 15: God my blood pressure, Oh my god.

699
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 10: Set me up?

700
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 3: Your husband, Noah, set you up.

701
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 15: I'm gonna kill him. I Am gonna clip He's gonna

702
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 15: be stuck in the window. I cannot wait to get home.

703
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 4: Oh my.

704
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 6: Emailed us immediately and said, you have to call her

705
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 6: right now. She's locked out of the house.

706
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 11: Mess with her, try to get me.

707
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 15: I mean, three idiots stuck in my house right now.

708
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 5: Hey.

709
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,959
Speaker 3: But the good news is is I know a landscaper.

710
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 3: We can dig a hole from the front yard underneath

711
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 3: the house up through the kitchen and I think we

712
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 3: got a solution.

713
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 12: Yes, all right, she gave us the green light.

714
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 3: Guys, let's go start start it up.

715
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 4: The week up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings

716
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 4: on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

717
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 5: You know what's fun the Caribbean dancing, rum flavored drinks,

718
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 5: banana boat rides.

719
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 2: Are we going?

720
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 7: But you know what?

721
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 5: You don't have the contact information with the guy that

722
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 5: you were hanging out with who took a trip there.

723
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 5: What's he doing? Certainly not texting you back. Is he

724
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 5: having too much fun under the Caribbean sun?

725
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 2: Are you just talking your personal life right now?

726
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 5: I'm talking about our second date. Thank goodness, Brooks Giant

727
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 5: Glasses have built in satellite phone, because we're going to

728
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 5: try and reach him on some random beach and find

729
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 5: out why he's been missing for the last two weeks.

730
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 2: Let me get these pointed the right way.

731
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 5: All right, you get it calibrated. We're gonna come back

732
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 5: figure out what he's doing in your second date update,

733
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 5: next second date update. Occasionally we have return listeners friends

734
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 5: of the show who come back multiple times to this

735
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 5: segment for whatever reason.

736
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: I call him people that like punishment.

737
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they'll sometimes get nicknames like matt Man or Rufer.

738
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 5: Haven't heard from either of those guys in a while, though,

739
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 5: so hopefully they both found love and Ruffer isn't like

740
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 5: living in a religious compound in the woods or something.

741
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 2: I can't both be true, Jeffrey, Maybe.

742
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 5: That's what he wants.

743
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 3: That's Fairmound, that's true.

744
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 7: A lot of romance there.

745
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 3: The thing is they can't leave.

746
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 5: It's rare for us to have a woman come back

747
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 5: to the show after we failed to get her.

748
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 2: A date, because usually the smarter one women.

749
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 5: Learn their lessons much much quicker than we do. But

750
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 5: today is different because we have the return of someone

751
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 5: I'm nicknaming Miss Crustworthy. Julia the Pile.

752
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, you're the pie woman who remember

753
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: then she did the cakes on the date. First she

754
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: tried all the pies and then she was doing the

755
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 1: cakes and it was all about pastry.

756
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll try and explain it less frantically than Booke did.

757
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 5: She took a dude to some random house to eat

758
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 5: homemade pies there.

759
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: It was a house with pa and they sat in

760
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,479
Speaker 2: the car and they ate the whole pie.

761
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: And then he was upset because he realized that she

762
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 1: had taken somebody on a cake date and done.

763
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 5: The same thing with Okay, we don't have to recap

764
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 5: the whole thing. We get she's the pilot.

765
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 2: I'm upset for a Miss crust Worthy and when it

766
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 2: comes to pastries this woman.

767
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 5: So that ended up not working out, But now she's

768
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 5: back on the line again with a new guy who is.

769
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 16: Welcome.

770
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 5: Welcome back, Miss Crustworthy.

771
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 3: Hi Butterworth.

772
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to know before anything, was there a

773
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 2: theme to this date?

774
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 13: No, I mean there was going to be.

775
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 5: But so it's been a few months since we last

776
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 5: talked to you. What's happened in that time.

777
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 7: I've been dating around.

778
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 16: I found this wonderful guy, his name is Ben Okay,

779
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 16: and it's been going so well so far, and it's.

780
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 2: Been yeah.

781
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 5: To find it. But sure, Okay, So what's Ben like?

782
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 16: He's great, He's really funny, and we went to some

783
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 16: happy hours and it was really fun.

784
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 2: You went on multiple dates with Ben?

785
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 5: Does he like pie?

786
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 9: Yeah?

787
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 7: And he even invited me out with his friends.

788
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 5: Well asked a very important question. Is he into pie?

789
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 2: That's the old he is? Okay, it's still her. You don't,

790
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 2: but that's crazy.

791
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 1: He brought you out to meet all his friends and stuff.

792
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: Already it sounds like things were going like how many dates?

793
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 2: Hasn't been spend? Two dates? Too?

794
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 15: Happy hours?

795
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 5: Too happy hours?

796
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: Quick to bring the friends in? But I guess it's

797
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: happy hours and maybe everybody's there, you know, yeah.

798
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to be stuck like facing each other.

799
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 5: Okay.

800
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 16: Yeah. And he was taking pictures and like, I feel

801
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 16: like if you're taking pictures, that means it's serious.

802
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 7: Pictures of what?

803
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, like are we talking clothes on or close off.

804
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 2: These or like?

805
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 5: No?

806
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,240
Speaker 2: Like with this friends with his friends?

807
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 3: Wait?

808
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: You with his friends?

809
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 13: Yeah?

810
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 11: It was me and a couple of his guy friends.

811
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds like a big deal.

812
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 8: Actually is I don't know if I've ever had a

813
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 8: girl go I can take a photo not being it

814
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 8: like you're gonna put everybody in.

815
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 5: The absolutely exclude people from.

816
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm with Jeff actually on that one. I think you

817
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: can totally say, all right, guys, photo, can you.

818
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 2: Take this for us?

819
00:37:59,719 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 10: Right?

820
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:04,439
Speaker 5: You know, we totally we're like good friends only best

821
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 5: friends now number one friend.

822
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: I think a guy taking a photo period is that's

823
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: a good point their friends anyways.

824
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 16: Yeah, and and then next morning he's like snapping me

825
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 16: from the airport.

826
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 2: Oh did you did you know he was flying out?

827
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 4: No?

828
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: Going? But that's a good sign, Like he's continuing this communication.

829
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: It's awesome, I guess so, But like, why wouldn't you

830
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 2: tell me we only went on two dates. It's not

831
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 2: like you're gonna know happy hour.

832
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 3: I still mention it, like, hey, by the way, I'm flying.

833
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 5: I don't know.

834
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 2: Maybe he's having so much fun asking her questions, getting

835
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 2: to know her.

836
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 5: Did you find out where he was going the Caribbean?

837
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 13: Yeah?

838
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 5: I know?

839
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 15: And so he's like snapping me on the beach and

840
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 15: it's beautiful.

841
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 10: And then later that day after that he stops on communication,

842
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 10: like and now I've been texting him.

843
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 16: Spending him pictures or whatever, and he's not answering me.

844
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 12: It's spent two weeks.

845
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 2: Two weeks.

846
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: I was going to say, yeah, he was on a

847
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: beach on the phone, very dangerous place to you to

848
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: be a lot of water sand.

849
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: Who knows.

850
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 5: I'm looking up shark attacks in the Caribbean.

851
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 2: That's kind of weird.

852
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 10: I'm thinking I hate to think this way, but I'm

853
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 10: thinking that maybe he met someone on this trip and

854
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 10: then he's like not texting or he I mean, like

855
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 10: you just said, did he get eaten by a shark?

856
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 2: We actually call him and he's in the sharks.

857
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 10: I'm just confused, as like if it's not that.

858
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 16: I'm really confused because I don't normally.

859
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 12: Click with people like that.

860
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 10: Uh huh.

861
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 16: And I feel like he felt the same way.

862
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's giving you all the right signs. I mean,

863
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 2: I think you have every reason to get an explanation

864
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 2: from him.

865
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 5: You were returning the equal amount of like snaps back

866
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 5: to him. Right, It wasn't all one sided.

867
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 16: No, not at all.

868
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 10: It was half and half.

869
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 5: Okay, this is odd, I trust by. It's Miss Crustworthy Brook.

870
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 5: Let's say the name right. We're gonna we're gonna do

871
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 5: right by, Miss Crustworthy when.

872
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 3: We call worthy.

873
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 2: Know that name makes her sound so old.

874
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 5: Miss Crustworthy. Laugh if you like it, Oh God delayed laugh.

875
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 5: So I'm taking it. We're gonna come back. We're gonna

876
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 5: call this guy Ben and figure out what's his deal.

877
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 5: Why isn't he getting back to you after two whole weeks?

878
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: Thank you help me reach out to him.

879
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 5: All right, we'll see if he picks up when we

880
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 5: do your second date update right after this hold on

881
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 5: second Date update. We have our theories for why Ben

882
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 5: is in calling back our listener Juliet after he went

883
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 5: to the Caribbean two weeks ago. Theory number one, baby

884
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 5: shark and his shark family had a little Ben flavored

885
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 5: feast right off the coast.

886
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 3: So I should not laugh laughing because we know it's

887
00:40:58,960 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 3: likely not a shark.

888
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 5: That's my number one. Theory number two, Remember one Ben

889
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,720
Speaker 5: dropped his phone in the ocean after too many breakfast

890
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 5: Marguerite has or Theory number three. The one Julia is

891
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 5: most worried about is Ben met another woman while on

892
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 5: one of the islands there.

893
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 6: Why wouldn't you just say, like, I'm so sorry. I

894
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 6: know we went on a couple of dates I've met

895
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 6: someone it was fun.

896
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: Like, it feels bad for Julia to root for shark

897
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 2: in this one.

898
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 5: I think we're all praying for because nobody wants number three, right, Julia.

899
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 16: I definitely don't want to be rooting for sharks, but

900
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 16: I kind of am.

901
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, I will say getting eaten by a shark is

902
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 6: like the coolest We maybe took his phone and.

903
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 2: Can't text back.

904
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.

905
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 3: Rude built in, or he doesn't need that phone.

906
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 5: Let's at least dial Ben's phone and see if somebody

907
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,959
Speaker 5: a water creature or Ben himself picks up. We're gonna

908
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 5: get to the bottom, I think.

909
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 3: Jellyfish, We're going to find out.

910
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 4: Here we go.

911
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 5: So dumb, and we just dropped another five podcast, but

912
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 5: we went, okay, here we go.

913
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 13: Hello, Okay.

914
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 7: Is this Ben?

915
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 13: Yeah?

916
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 12: Who's this?

917
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 5: We're uh, we're a radio show.

918
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 3: Hi, good morning.

919
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 5: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

920
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: Uh huh looking for recommendations on the Caribbean. No, anybody

921
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 2: that was smooth.

922
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 3: He's still confused.

923
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 10: What is this?

924
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 5: Like?

925
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 13: Did I win like a concert or something?

926
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 5: No, we haven't done something like that in a long time.

927
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 5: We're uh, we're doing a segment here called a second

928
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 5: Date Update, where we're trying to help one of our

929
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 5: listeners get in touch with you because you two hung

930
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 5: out a while ago and apparently had a really good

931
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 5: time together. Her name is Julia. Oh uh, remember you

932
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 5: guys went to like yeah.

933
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know, I know, No, I don't, okay, Yeah,

934
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: apparently you guys went to a couple of happy hours and.

935
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, no, we had a we had a really

936
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 12: good time.

937
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 13: I've just been out of town, so I still heard the.

938
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 2: Caribbean, right, Yeah, she said you were snapping her, so.

939
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, yes, yeah, no, I've been in the Caribbean some

940
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 13: but I'm back.

941
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 3: So I was gonna say, hard to leave.

942
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 2: I bet I'm not busy trying.

943
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wonder. You don't sound very relaxed right now,

944
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 5: so that, okay makes sense.

945
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: Why are you getting back to her? That's just, you know,

946
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: it sounds like you kind of dropped off.

947
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 13: No, I'm gonna I'm gonna reach out to her. I've

948
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 13: just you know, it's just been crazy, Like my life

949
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 13: has just been crazy, like the.

950
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 6: Beaded dreads on the beach, and now you're just like

951
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 6: kind of like embarrassed, and she's gonna see.

952
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 3: Him look really cool.

953
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's it. Yeah, I have corn rows.

954
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: Now, now, what's been so crazy?

955
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 13: Well, I just you know, like I've just been busy

956
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 13: traveling to and from and like he's been really busy.

957
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 5: I just like, yeah, everything, you know, Julia. Julia mentioned

958
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 5: that you had a lot going on in your life

959
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 5: even when you two were hanging out, that you had

960
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 5: to like squeeze in happy hour stuff. But it sounds

961
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 5: like you're saying you are still interested.

962
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:18,959
Speaker 4: Yeah.

963
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 5: Well that's good because she, like when we talked to her,

964
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 5: she was worried that it was just like a one

965
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 5: or two night thing.

966
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 2: But I have a hot tip. If you're interested in

967
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 2: a girl, maybe text her, yeah within two weeks, since

968
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 2: she's gonna fall off.

969
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 13: Yeah, you know what, You're right, I should have.

970
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 11: Please you.

971
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 13: You guys have a contact or whatever, right, or she

972
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 13: got in contact with you, you just tell her that

973
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 13: I'm sorry.

974
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 5: We'll tell her, honestly, you can do.

975
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 16: Hey, I thought you met somebody else, because like two

976
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 16: weeks is a long talent.

977
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 5: We didn't tell you that. Julia has been listening to

978
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 5: this conversation. So yeah, there you go. You can say

979
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 5: sorry yourself directly to her.

980
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 13: Oh hey, hi, all right, Uh I don't I'm sorry,

981
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 13: I don't really I don't know what to say this.

982
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 11: I don't know did you meet somebody who?

983
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 13: No, I didn't meet anyone new. I'm just I've just

984
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 13: been like.

985
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 16: Busy, you know, it's just good to hear you from

986
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 16: I'm just like it's been way too long. I haven't

987
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 16: heard from you, and I'm just like so relieved now

988
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 16: because like I felt like this instant chemistry and I

989
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 16: don't normally feel that with everyone.

990
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 12: Yeah.

991
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 13: No, I mean I genuinely don't either. I'm just like,

992
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 13: I know everybody always says this, but like I've just

993
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 13: been caught up and I got so busy and distracted,

994
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 13: but like I absolutely like I do want to hang out.

995
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 5: Okay, well this is this is awesome, Like this is

996
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 5: this is way easier than these normally go because we

997
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 5: will actually pay for your guys's next date if you

998
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 5: both officially give us the yes.

999
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 10: Yes.

1000
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm totally excited, but just quick, fy, Julia, Like,

1001
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 13: I am technically married, so I just I hope that's whatever.

1002
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait wait did you.

1003
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 13: Say married when yeah, I'm technically married.

1004
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 2: What is technically mean, you're either married or you're not married.

1005
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 5: I'm just what you gotta wait? You got to explain

1006
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 5: to us crazy the honeymoon? Did you get married there? No?

1007
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 13: No, no, no, nothing crazy like that. It was our

1008
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 13: like five year anniversary.

1009
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 2: Hold up, are you in like an open relationship? Does

1010
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 2: your wife know this stuff?

1011
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 4: Well?

1012
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 13: No, I mean not technically no, Like I don't know.

1013
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 13: Everybody's doing this nowadays.

1014
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 2: No, that's cheating. That's cheating. You're cheating.

1015
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 10: Bro.

1016
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 5: Did you not hear everybody is doing this now? He's

1017
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 5: one of the cool marriage photos of her with his friends. Yeah,

1018
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 5: we heard that. Then you and your friends got together

1019
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 5: and you were taking pictures with Julie, you wouldn't.

1020
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you would just claim that it's your

1021
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,919
Speaker 1: buddy's wife or girlfriend or whatever because it's he wasn't

1022
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: in the picture with her.

1023
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 13: My wife doesn't know.

1024
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 2: I was like totally angry right now.

1025
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 15: I mean, then, I can't believe you different to me.

1026
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,959
Speaker 15: You should have told me this right away.

1027
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 13: Well, I know, it's just like kind of an uncomfortable

1028
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 13: thing to bring up front.

1029
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 10: But you should bring it right away.

1030
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 13: It's a comple things to bring up front. They can

1031
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 13: laugh all they want, but the weird thing to bring up,

1032
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 13: and so it's better to do it a little down

1033
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 13: the road, you know.

1034
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, like this does soften the blow just a little

1035
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 5: bit there.

1036
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 2: Terrible, Then this is not going to work.

1037
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 13: Well hold on, hold on, how about we just go

1038
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 13: out once and then you decide after no.

1039
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 2: You should you have to tell his wife you have

1040
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 2: to out, Yeah, have to let her know you got

1041
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 2: to find her.

1042
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 10: Should listen to this?

1043
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 13: Yes, yeah, no, that's already happened. It's fine, Like it's

1044
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 13: happened a couple of times where like girls will contact

1045
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 13: her or whatever. She always believes me, it's fine.

1046
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 2: That is the grossest response.

1047
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 5: Well, that's a woman that's willing to believe whatever her

1048
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 5: man says. And that's something that's rare in this world.

1049
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 7: Yet not rare.

1050
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 5: I didn't say it was a good thing. I'm just

1051
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 5: saying it's rare.

1052
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I have seen things like this when people.

1053
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 7: Just don't care.

1054
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 2: Grows it openly.

1055
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 5: According to Ben, a lot of married couples are doing

1056
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 5: this and it's the new norm.

1057
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 6: But not do we feel bad, Jeff, because like we're

1058
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 6: involved now, Like I don't want to say solicitate cheating.

1059
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 2: We're not we're not asking them to go on a

1060
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 2: date now that.

1061
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 5: We know he's We already asked and they already both

1062
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 5: said yes.

1063
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 2: There's take backs. Jeff, we're not giving you a gift card, Ben,

1064
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 2: you deserve a gift card.

1065
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're giving it to your wife. Yeah, actually like

1066
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 5: that all right?

1067
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gonna take him to dinner.

1068
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 7: Guys, are.

1069
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 5: He's gonna feel guilty the whole time?

1070
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 2: Poor Julia?

1071
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 5: Julia, you doing okay?

1072
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1073
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.

1074
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 16: I just gotta keep dating.

1075
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 4: This is an easy.

1076
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 3: Answer, right, Like he's married is a very thing to

1077
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 3: walk away from.

1078
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 2: Can you believe? Now you have to ask dudes before

1079
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 2: you go on a date with him if they're married. Like,

1080
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 2: what a ridiculous question.

1081
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 12: You have to ask?

1082
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 7: Do you have a girlfriend?

1083
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 3: And then have a follow up do you also have

1084
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 3: a wife?

1085
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 7: What do you think you?

1086
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 13: Guys, they're not going to tell you the first time.

1087
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 5: Wait, that's fair, that's good advice. Actually, Ben sucks. Ben, Ben,

1088
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 5: I gotta say you are the most upstanding sucky person

1089
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 5: that we've ever hand on the show.

1090
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 7: He gave some good advice.

1091
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 5: Don't believe men advice?

1092
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 3: I no one learned anything.

1093
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 5: I certainly didn't Jeffrey in the morning, Okay, wow, big emotion.

1094
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 5: No response in the studio from that one, for sure.

1095
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 2: How did you not have an emotional response to that?

1096
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 5: Well, the guy kept insisting it's more normal now for

1097
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 5: married people to date outside of their relationships.

1098
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,439
Speaker 2: So what a cheater, says Jeff His wife doesn't even

1099
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 2: know that he's doing it. Yeah, sure, different if they

1100
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 2: had an agreement or something.

1101
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 5: I have to look it up though, to see if

1102
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 5: he was right. And according to a twenty twenty three study,

1103
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 5: marriage infidelity rates are on the rise, okay, and the

1104
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 5: percentage of married people who cheat right now is somewhere

1105
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 5: between seventy one percent and eleven percent and eleven Jeff

1106
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 5: science has to leave a little bit of margin of

1107
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 5: air there.

1108
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 2: But he's the dumbest study a really good website.

1109
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 5: We don't know.

1110
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 2: Even if the science came back and proved it, that

1111
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 2: means he was doing the right thing.

1112
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 5: Or that he's just part of the status quo.

1113
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 7: The thing is, we do know.

1114
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 5: Each person who answered yes, they are cheating said it's cool.

1115
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 5: Everybody's doing it.

1116
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

1117
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 5: It's the new nineteen eighties marijuana. It's cool, man, everybody's

1118
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 5: doing it. Bro So at the end, I guess he's

1119
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 5: still a bad guy.

1120
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 2: But guess why.

1121
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 5: I don't want to offend seventy one to eleven percent

1122
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 5: of the population.

1123
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 4: Broke.

1124
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 5: I'm not sure where people lie. Some cheatering just texted in,

1125
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 5: Oh great, we lost the cheating demo.

1126
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 7: Darn it.

1127
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 2: I am an upstanding cheating man.

1128
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 5: But text into seven eighty five nine to two, tell

1129
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Speaker 5: us what you thought about the second date update.

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Speaker 7: It was great.

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00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 5: And if you need help with your dating life, married

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00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 5: or single, we'll try and help you out. We'll call

1133
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 5: that person, hopefully single. We'll call that person who's not

1134
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 5: calling you back.

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Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Why do foreign tourists want to come and visit America?

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00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Is it for

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00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 5: the rich American history?

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Speaker 14: Not the history?

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Speaker 5: It's very well fun. Fact this Walgreens used to be

1141
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 5: a prohibition brothel. Why are there so many prohibition brothels

1142
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 5: in so many buildings?

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00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 7: It's everywhere.

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00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 5: Do you think they're coming for the beautiful natural scenery?

1145
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 5: Put a water park there, make it actually fun. It

1146
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 5: turns out tourists are traveling to the US so they

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00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 5: could see one thing Trader.

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Speaker 2: Joe's because it's viral on TikTok or.

1149
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 5: Something not even joking. It's being called the Disneyland of

1150
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 5: grocery stores because of all the fun and unique products

1151
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 5: that they sell there, and people from places like England

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00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 5: and Spain and Korea they've never seen food products like

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00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 5: the ones they sell at TJS.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 3: I haven't either.

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00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 6: I'm told constantly by my friends, even the girls in

1157
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 6: the room, like you gotta go once.

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00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 7: If so many things with.

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Speaker 1: A town adds a Trader Joe's, it's hysteria in suit.

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00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 5: It's blowing up on social media because influencers from around

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00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 5: the world are taste testing Trader joe stuff like pickle

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00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 5: flavored popcorn and pumpkin spice, pretzel stick, some cookie butter beer,

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00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 5: and it's making tourists want to come and try it too.

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00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 1: Actually, our editor has been eating those soup dumplings and

1166
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: I really need to try those ones.

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00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 5: Surprised just walked over and snatched it out of her

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00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 5: hand and popped it in. That's more of your style.

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00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 2: There's not enough of them. It's the problem. I do

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00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 2: have some guilt.

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Speaker 5: Wow, but the families will come make a whole day

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00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 5: of it. They'll go out to a Trader Joe's store together,

1173
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 5: walk around, taste all the crazy foods.

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Speaker 7: American z.

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Speaker 5: Daddy, get a photo of us in front of the

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00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,439
Speaker 5: cheeseburger burritos.

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00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,720
Speaker 2: So waggy.

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Speaker 7: They ring a bell.

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00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 2: Oh that's for the kids.

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00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's a mascot at every Trader Joe's and

1181
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: if you find the stuffy that mashes the mascot, you

1182
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: get a lollipops that your family look smaller than your imagine.

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00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,879
Speaker 3: I'm like knocking off the show.

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00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 2: It's a very small store. It's a stuffy my scavenger.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna like it when you go to the store.

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00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 5: But thank you Trader Joe's for bringing a Erican culture

1187
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 5: to the world. And balls of spicy Mokey rice nuggets.

1188
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Speaker 5: We got laser stories coming up right after this. It's

1189
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 5: the radio segment that's taking mashups to the next level

1190
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 5: with a new product called Smart Toaster Shoes, sneakers with

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00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 5: built in toasters on the side so you can enjoy

1192
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 5: hot buttery bread while on the go.

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00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,280
Speaker 2: I love toast.

1194
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: I'd actually run after you just to catch them as.

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00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 5: The only drawback the crumbs always get stuck in between

1196
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 5: your toes. With Stories, the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 5: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1198
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 5: except we've got a laser. There's other lusty krusties, just

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Speaker 5: don't this first Laser Stories out of Australia Melbourne Zoo

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00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 5: has a very important message for any resident that comes

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00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 5: across one of the world's deadliest spiders and bring it

1202
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 5: on in.

1203
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 2: But no, I did not think that was gonna be

1204
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 2: their message.

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00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 5: That's right. The zoo is actually asking people to go

1206
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 5: out of their way to find the Sydney funnel web

1207
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Speaker 5: spider and collect it, and the zoo swears capturing the

1208
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 5: spiders and their eggsacks is quite safe if done properly.

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00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 2: Okay, there's the catch.

1210
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1211
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 5: All you need to do is go out into the cool,

1212
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 5: damp areas of your garden or check your laundry room

1213
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:31,359
Speaker 5: inside both places the deadly spiders love to inhabit. Then

1214
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 5: locate the eggsack that contains one hundred and fifty to

1215
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 5: two hundred baby spiders, so not just one deadly.

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00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,720
Speaker 2: Spider, two hundred deadly spiders.

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Speaker 5: Gosh cute ones though, gently scoop it into a container

1218
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 5: using a spoon, and if you're confident enough, go ahead

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00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 5: and throw the adult spider in the container with those

1220
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 5: eggs too, then.

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Speaker 3: Put a little outfit on it.

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00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 2: This is only in Australia.

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Speaker 4: I know.

1224
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 2: We have boarding signs of about picking up hot beverages

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00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 2: in our jab.

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Speaker 5: Why do they want all these spiders. It's all part

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00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 5: of their anti venom program and it takes about one

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00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty spiders to produce a single dose of

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00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 5: anti venom, so they need a lot.

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00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,720
Speaker 2: That's a lot of spider milking.

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00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 5: The Zoos program has prevented hundreds of deaths since it started.

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00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 5: In fact, not one person has died since it became

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00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 5: available except for the thirteen people trying to catch deadly.

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00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 3: Spiders in it's the transition period.

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Speaker 5: We appreciate your sacrifice.

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00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 2: Oh man, Australians are just built differently.

1237
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 5: There are this next lazer. Shori is out of silver

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00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 5: screen Central right now. Everybody's talking about the premiere of

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00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 5: the new Wicked movie.

1240
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:49,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just talking about it in studio tickets.

1241
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 2: I'm excited.

1242
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 5: It opened soon, starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Rivo while

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00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 5: on TikTok there's this big debate going on about the film.

1244
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 5: Maybe it's more of a concern, and that's audience participation.

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00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 5: What oh yeah, singing fans, critics and theater management are

1246
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:10,280
Speaker 5: all worried enthusiastic audience members may try to sing along

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00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 5: during the movie, and people do not want that to happen.

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00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 2: You know about the lul Joe Jump.

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00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, if you're going to go see a musical,

1250
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to prepare yourself for people to sing along.

1251
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 2: That's what you do.

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00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 5: Here's one concerned Broadway enthusiasts take on it.

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00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 6: Okay, did you hear there's gonna be strict rules about

1254
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 6: the Wicked movie.

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00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 2: Several people have made waves pre ranting about what they'll

1256
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 2: do people sing during the film, which raises some serious

1257
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 2: questions about contemporary movie theater antiquette.

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00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 7: Because they didn't buy tickets to hear some random they

1259
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 7: want to hear a.

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00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 12: Well, we're saying that they'll yeek you out of the

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00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 12: theater if they hear.

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00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 5: You sing along, and they'll Regal and Elbow Draft House

1263
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 5: have done singalongs. There's none for Wicked.

1264
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 12: So suddenly that warning.

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00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 7: You better not sing during the movie.

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00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 12: I just watched the movie.

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00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 2: But he sang. His instructions are very confusion.

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00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, but he's.

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00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 5: Saying it not along to the film.

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00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 2: Bro, what if I did it really quiet?

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00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 5: Absolutely not like like you heard some Some are saying

1272
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 5: that they're gonna kick you out of the theater if

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00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 5: you try to sing along and ruin the movie for everybody.

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00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 2: Yes, I imagine bringing tap shoes and getting up dancing

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00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:23,439
Speaker 2: in the aisle.

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00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 3: That's different.

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Speaker 1: I mean there should have been a tap kids You're

1278
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 1: Ready one and two practice.

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Speaker 5: Many theater chains say they played to politely encouraged moviegoers

1280
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 5: to just lip sync if they know the song.

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00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 2: I will say that.

1282
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: Out of all of the musicals, this is one of

1283
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 1: the hardest soundtracks to sing along too.

1284
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 2: There's a lot of like big vocal runs, and she's

1285
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 2: taking challenge.

1286
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 4: I know.

1287
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like, if people sing along, it's not gonna

1288
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 2: be good.

1289
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 5: Let's go to your next laser story. Out of Portugal,

1290
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 5: a flight from Lisbon had to make an emergency landing

1291
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 5: for a bizarre reason. Apparently, more than one hundred and

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00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 5: thirty hamsters busted of their holding containers and overtook the plane.

1293
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 2: Snakes worse because I hate hams, are so break me out.

1294
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 5: Air Portugal was making a very important delivery of one

1295
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 5: hundred and thirty two hamsters, some ferrets and cage birds ferret.

1296
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 5: When the fuzzy little creatures were able to chew their

1297
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 5: way through their boxes and climb up into the main cabin.

1298
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 3: It's like a comedy movie. It really feels like.

1299
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 5: It began when a flight attendant thought she saw something

1300
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 5: scurry across the aisle. After a quick investigation with a flashlight,

1301
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 5: she found two little beady eyes staring back at her

1302
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 5: from underneath a passenger seating hand.

1303
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 3: They're just eating some of the peanuts.

1304
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 5: So the plane had to make an emergency landing because

1305
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 5: the hamsters were everywhere, crawling on headsets, on top of

1306
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 5: the drink car. A few even had managed to get

1307
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 5: into the front seat pockets of a reclinable chair. It

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01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 5: took five days to find them all, and because they

1309
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 5: were hamsters, the plane's not been cleared to fly yet

1310
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 5: because maintenance has to do a thorough check of the

1311
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 5: wiring to make sure no rodents chewed through any of

1312
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 5: the electrical systems.

1313
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 2: I worried they go in your backpack and you take

1314
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 2: one home on accidents.

1315
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 5: I get excited, hams Hey lunch. They need to get

1316
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 5: it fixed soon, though, because next month they're going to

1317
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 5: be delivering thirty two promiscuous otters trying to join the

1318
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 5: mile high cliftser stories out of Turkey Day USA. There's

1319
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 5: a question bouncing around the internet these days. If you

1320
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 5: could only have five food items for Thanksgiving? What five

1321
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 5: would you choose? And Brook, I want you to tell

1322
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 5: me what you think the people would say, not you,

1323
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 5: the people.

1324
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that people are going to say, mashed

1325
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 2: potatoes up.

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01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 5: Okay for five, that's.

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01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: Mashed potato, potato, stuffy turkey.

1328
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 2: Mac and cheese. Does that count?

1329
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:09,479
Speaker 3: Mac and cheese?

1330
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 2: Mac and cheese?

1331
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 3: And it's bravy one thing?

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01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 7: Oh gravy.

1333
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,919
Speaker 5: Definitely yes, Mac and cheese and gravy. All right, let's

1334
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 5: go over it. The five Thanksgiving staples that got the

1335
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 5: most votes, and if Brook gets them all right, Jose

1336
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 5: gives her a big forehead kiss.

1337
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 7: Streaming.

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01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 5: Number one turkey check eighty percent put it on their list.

1339
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 5: Brook got that right. Number two stuffing fifty percent have

1340
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 5: it down as a must have stuffing. Number three year

1341
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 5: we go mashed potato. Yes, for love them, They're one

1342
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 5: of my mount rushmorees of all because I got.

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01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 2: I almost said sweet potatoes instead of mac and cheese.

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01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 2: You guys pushed me into mac and cheese.

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01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 7: I'm worried.

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01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 5: Number four pumpkin thirty want that in their mouths and

1347
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 5: we'll Brooks still get the last one right at.

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01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 4: Hand.

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01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 5: Gravy sent number five.

1350
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 2: I mean to be fair, I would have said pecan pie.

1351
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:23,439
Speaker 5: Anyway, It's official. Nothing green made this list, which makes

1352
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 5: one show member pretty upset. He encourages everyone to go

1353
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 5: green for Thanksgiving as long as he's not on the

1354
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 5: menu himself, and that now means the Laser Stories has

1355
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 5: come to an end of the day. We're going to

1356
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 5: do it again, same.

1357
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 4: Time on Friday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1358
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 5: Thanksgiving can be a rough time for a lot of people,

1359
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 5: but especially for today's challenger named Patience. Because Patience is

1360
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 5: one hundred percent vegan. Doesn't need any of the traditional

1361
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 5: Thanksgiving foods, not even vegan mashed potatoes or toe furkey.

1362
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 5: She doesn't do any of that.

1363
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 2: Mash potatoes are just vegan on the road, She doesn't

1364
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 2: even do.

1365
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 5: The extra vegan kind of okay, she does one hundred

1366
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 5: percent Thai food, which is so un American that it

1367
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 5: hurts me to even say it. I'm not sure why

1368
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,439
Speaker 5: we're letting her play today.

1369
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 2: It sounds pretty good, does it.

1370
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.

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01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 10: Thank you for having me back.

1372
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,959
Speaker 12: Hopefully I'm allowed back again.

1373
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 2: What's the star of the Thaie shmorgasbord that you're working with?

1374
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 6: Oh?

1375
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 11: I go like two stars.

1376
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 15: I like to enjoy my food when I eat it

1377
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 15: and not crash.

1378
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is I meant like, what's the

1379
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 2: turkey of the Tai food.

1380
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,000
Speaker 5: Dishes?

1381
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that makes sense because I said star.

1382
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 5: I could just picture all the Pilgrims and the Indians

1383
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 5: sitting around the table eating curry and drunken noodles.

1384
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 2: We need to go to history. They need to learn

1385
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 2: a little bit about how much that didn't really happen.

1386
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 5: Well, let's just get to something.

1387
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 3: You didn't sit down peacefully with every other culture.

1388
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 4: Bronk.

1389
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 5: I'm sure that that's going to come up in today's questions,

1390
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 5: says brook sprints out of the studio. There she goes,

1391
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 5: she's offended, all right, let's get to the questions here.

1392
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 5: You got thirty seconds to answer as many as possible.

1393
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1394
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 5: you have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.

1395
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 5: Are you ready? Yes? Good luck, patience. Your time starts

1396
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 5: now on this day. In nineteen ninety three, Congress passed

1397
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 5: the North American Free Trade Agreement. What's the acronym for

1398
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 5: that NAFTA? What type of melon looks like a canalope

1399
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 5: but is light green inside?

1400
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 13: Honey?

1401
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:32,960
Speaker 11: Chris?

1402
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 5: In a game of chest what are the small pieces

1403
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 5: in the very front of the line called? In which

1404
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 5: Disney movie? Can you hear the song whistle while you

1405
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 5: work past? At the end of a Jewish wedding? What's

1406
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 5: traditionally and intentionally broken? Band? National Park is located in

1407
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 5: what country? Brook is coming back into the studio here, patients.

1408
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 5: I mean, I know you don't like or it's that

1409
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,920
Speaker 5: you don't like Thanksgiving, you just don't celebrate it traditionally.

1410
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 5: What about Christmas? Do you do a traditional Christmas?

1411
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1412
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 14: For the most part, we have the treating do you

1413
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 14: eat on?

1414
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 3: What do you eat on Christmas?

1415
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,959
Speaker 12: Everyone's gonna hate me Thai food?

1416
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1417
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't hate you at all.

1418
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 3: You need to go to Thailand's Christmas.

1419
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: Anytime I eat Asian food, it's the only time I

1420
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,080
Speaker 1: don't miss cheese.

1421
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 5: Like I don't know how they do it right. You're

1422
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 5: not like of Thai heritage, No, I say, they're all Vietnamese.

1423
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,320
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with fum Hero Vietnamese and me.

1424
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 5: But it feels like I'm Vietnamese at heart.

1425
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what I mean.

1426
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 5: You are what you eat, right, Yeah, you.

1427
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 2: Are what you eat? Thank you.

1428
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 5: So you're an honorary Thai resident. That's what we're calling

1429
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:45,200
Speaker 5: you patients.

1430
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1431
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 5: Sure, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1432
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 2: I'm ready.

1433
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 5: Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety three,

1434
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 5: Congress passed the North American Free Trade Agreement. What's the

1435
01:05:58,400 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 5: acronym for that?

1436
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: Mmmm?

1437
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 2: FTC?

1438
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,960
Speaker 5: What type of melon looks like a canalote, but it's

1439
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,720
Speaker 5: light green inside honey? In a game of chess? What

1440
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,680
Speaker 5: are the small pieces in the very front of the

1441
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 5: line called in which Disney movie? Can you hear the

1442
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:14,919
Speaker 5: song whistle while you work?

1443
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 2: Snow White?

1444
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 5: And the seven doors at the end of a Jewish wedding?

1445
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 5: What is traditionally and intentionally broken a glass. BAMF National

1446
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 5: Park is located in what country?

1447
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 2: Canada?

1448
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 5: Alright, it's I'm the head. On over the scoreboard to

1449
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,320
Speaker 5: see how you both did with Jose.

1450
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 3: Your shirt, Patients, you got too correct today.

1451
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 2: Yay two for your two stars, Yeah, two for two stars.

1452
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 6: And Brook she likes it spicy five star ron.

1453
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:50,320
Speaker 5: Wow, I'd be like a spicy and I got roasted today, patients,

1454
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 5: Sorry about that. Let's go over the answers for everyone

1455
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 5: on this day. In nineteen ninety three, Congress passed the

1456
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 5: North American Free Trade Agreement. The acronym would be NAFTA,

1457
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 5: the type of melon that looks like a candle ope

1458
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 5: but is light green inside, or honeydew. In a game

1459
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 5: of chest the small pieces in the front of the

1460
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 5: line are pawns. You'll hear the song whistle while you work.

1461
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 5: In the Disney movie Snow White, the dwarves are singing

1462
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 5: it while mining. At the end of a Jewish wedding,

1463
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 5: you traditionally break a glass. It represents commitment and a

1464
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 5: BAMF National Park that would be located in the country

1465
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 5: of Canada. So, patients, I'm sorry it was not enough

1466
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 5: to win today, but just for playing, we are going

1467
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 5: to give you a pair of tickets to see Nikki

1468
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 5: Glazer live at the EQC Events Center on Thursday, February thirteenth,

1469
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 5: as she brings her Alive and Unwell tour to the stage.

1470
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 16: Awesome, that sounds like fine, I'm excited.

1471
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:41,919
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for playing. Sorry you didn't have the game

1472
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 2: that you wanted.

1473
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 13: But but I still got a cry.

1474
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, we made fun of you for being vegan for

1475
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes, so apologize for that too.

1476
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,520
Speaker 15: Yeah that's okay, I.

1477
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:52,120
Speaker 10: Get it a lot.

1478
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 11: I get I try not to advertise my veganism.

1479
01:07:54,680 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 5: Vegan ve come back and play again soon, Okay, patience,

1480
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 5: We're gonna do win Brooks Box again, same time tomorrow,

1481
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.