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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a laser line, goome, just.

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Speaker 4: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 4: line on you.

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Speaker 1: Hesh. You know your pretty smile would look real good

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Speaker 1: on my nightstand. I know because that's where I keep

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Speaker 1: mind chompers there.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, resist the urge to squeeze his compression

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Speaker 4: socks so there's not enough blood flow to his legs.

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Speaker 1: Wow, No, not fair.

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Speaker 4: Instead tell him that there is a nice plastic cup

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Speaker 4: of jello with both your names on it.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe that guy is always at the clubs.

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Speaker 4: You know, he gets out there and you're down to

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Speaker 4: spoon it with him at three o'clock dinner tomorrow, and

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Speaker 4: that's when you slide him the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 4: So hopefully he calls and leaves an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 4: we could play on the air.

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Speaker 3: Voicemails like this one feat hey that the guys from

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Speaker 3: the bus stop?

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Speaker 5: Did I hear someone has the button?

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Speaker 2: Ding day all about?

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Speaker 5: Do you remember me? I was telling you that like

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Speaker 5: our favorite what our favorite cloud shape meant about our personality?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 5: Remember d D whatever? Anyways, anyways, I'd love to finish

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Speaker 5: up our conversation about destiny and weather patterns or you know,

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Speaker 5: all the other stuff we're talking about.

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Speaker 2: So call me back.

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Speaker 5: When the universe feels right.

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Speaker 4: Ding day, I got to ride the bus more. If

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Speaker 4: that's the type of people you mean.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you the sound effects on the

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Speaker 1: bus are not that aggressive.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, a bus in a minute, but I don't think

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Speaker 5: that's no.

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Speaker 3: It's a real light that guy's.

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Speaker 4: He's riding a bus in the nineteen twenty.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't normally talk to men that much

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Speaker 2: younger than myself, but I thought we had a little connection.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm guessing maybe you're twenty twenty five years younger than me.

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Speaker 2: I'm just guessing. And I really enjoyed you showing me

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Speaker 2: that electronic vapor thing. That was really cool. I would

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Speaker 2: have never got to use one before. I love those

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Speaker 2: little those little smoke rings you were blowing. That was amazing.

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Speaker 2: When I should probably tell you, I do live with

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Speaker 2: my adult son. He's thirty two. He likes to work

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Speaker 2: out and he plays most of the day on his

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Speaker 2: video set, and he's really not into me bringing people

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Speaker 2: home and dating someone, so we'll have to keep this

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Speaker 2: on the down low. Anyway. I hope I see you

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Speaker 2: at the dog park again and we could smoke off

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Speaker 2: that little electronic vapor thing you have again. That was

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Speaker 2: so much fun. Next method.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if I'm understanding this right, A like twenty something

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Speaker 4: guy started chatting up a fifty something year old woman

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Speaker 4: at the dog park. He felt like maybe she was

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Speaker 4: into him, so he gave her the loser line instead.

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Speaker 3: I think he read that right.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I think he read all of that.

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Speaker 5: I thought that this was going to end with her

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Speaker 5: setting her son up on a playdate with this guy.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's gonna be her sneaky him and yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and his son's into working out in video games.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't have time to vape all day. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 4: video set. Do you think this guy was younger than

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Speaker 4: her son?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It was very romantic sounding. But speaking of meeting weird

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Speaker 4: people at the dog park, you should probably head over

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Speaker 4: to our YouTube page where there's weirdos like me there.

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Speaker 4: Plus you can hear all of our second date updates,

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Speaker 4: our phone taps all sorts of bizarre, strange content that

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey wherever you get your podcasts. All right,

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Speaker 4: now back to.

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Speaker 2: The clips message, what's your problem? Dude?

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Speaker 4: Did you see he stealer shopsis and like rat me out?

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Speaker 3: Matthew, you left.

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Speaker 2: The restaurant owner.

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Speaker 4: Comes outside and starts harassing me about the shicks I

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Speaker 4: put in my hair.

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Speaker 2: So now I'm freaking banned, ban from the only place.

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Speaker 3: In town that makes this little have rangoon shape like art.

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Speaker 4: Do you understand how important.

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Speaker 5: Those are to me? I'm not even kidding.

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Speaker 3: I can make your life real weird, real fat.

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Speaker 4: Oh. I'm with her though, like good Chinese food that

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Speaker 4: is hard to find. Yeah, if you get banned, then

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Speaker 4: you're gonna have to order takeout under some like random

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Speaker 4: person's name like Barack Obama or something. Yes, she stole

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Speaker 4: from the restaurant, and that said that the owner was

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Speaker 4: harassing her.

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Speaker 3: He just wanted to stuff back.

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Speaker 4: Don't steal from restaurants. I thought that the wooden ones that.

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Speaker 1: They have crab ragoon in an art form.

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Speaker 5: It is a high quality chopstick.

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Speaker 3: Hey, uh hi, Uh it's the guy from the grocery store.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me. Uh yeah, I know we only talked.

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Speaker 3: For like, uh nine or ten maybe it was eight seconds,

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Speaker 3: you know, but I can just tell like there was

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Speaker 3: a spark there, like mostly it was a static electricity.

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Speaker 2: When our carts bumped.

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Speaker 3: I just kind of cracked myself up sometimes. But uh yeah, No.

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Speaker 3: I went back to that same mile today just to

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Speaker 3: see if they restocked, you know, but really I'm just

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Speaker 3: hoping to see if you were there, and I guess

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Speaker 3: what they did not restock.

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Speaker 2: Also, you weren't there either, so.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm just trying to if we're making jokes

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Speaker 3: and an answering machine, I don't know if these are

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Speaker 3: coming across it's funny or not. But anyways, call me

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Speaker 3: mack okay, or maybe I'm just hanging out by the

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Speaker 3: fruit area until you show off and we can bump

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Speaker 3: carts again.

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Speaker 4: Oh give that man a Netflix comedy special right now, a.

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Speaker 1: Voicemail Netflix special. Never been done.

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Speaker 5: No I like it, No audience allowed, no look out.

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Speaker 4: In Nate Bargatzi, we got someone doing clean grocery store.

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Speaker 4: Humor's coming for you.

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Speaker 1: The ends like call me back. If you thought this

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Speaker 1: was funny and.

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Speaker 4: Silent, remember did you hear your favorite loser line of

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Speaker 4: the week. When you subscribe to our Brook and Jeffrey YouTube,

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