1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 1: obviously very crucially important today on This is Important. Oh, 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: strangle my nuts. I just want to feel some plus 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: wehave from this pole. My whole life, I've had zero 6 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 1: desire to do splits. Wait, what did you beat up 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: a special needs kid? Let's go where we are bad? Okay, 8 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: so we what you were just said you had. I'm 9 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: confused because you said you have the you had the 10 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 1: Crow soundtrack, and you said that the Food Fighters is 11 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: on that is that? There goes my room, not the 12 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 1: Varsity Blues. I mentioned Varsity Blues. Yes, Oh dude. I 13 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: was like, I don't think food Fighters are on the Crow. 14 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: So I was like, did you know I had that 15 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: sound track? Because I do have that soundtrack, but I 16 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: have it in a very strange way. That made me 17 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: think weirdly about myself. In high school, I got interviewed 18 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: by like the school radio show, right, your first brush 19 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 1: with fame? Yeah, because about my like swimming whatever legacy 20 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: legacy Legacy fastest in history for two years. Really? Wow, 21 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:30,040 Speaker 1: oh my god. So somebody went way faster than me 22 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: two years later. But that's okay. You had two years, dude, 23 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: thank you, and he gave he was like, I'm having 24 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: you on today. I'm giving you. I like to give 25 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 1: a gift to my guests. I'm giving you the Varsity 26 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: Blues soundtrack because like you're like a jock and stuff. 27 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, um, this is a football move. 28 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: Like I'm like, swimming is. Sure, it's a sport, but 29 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: it's a scared Not only is it a different like 30 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: it's just differ than like being a baseball player or 31 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: a basketball player of football player. Because the mindset in 32 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: especially a high school where like the social like hierarchy, 33 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:13,119 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter like that, right, you don't you don't 34 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 1: walk around your school like you're not pulling a ton 35 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: of chicks from the swim team. No, and it and 36 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:23,399 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter right people here you well, no, I'm 37 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 1: not gonna let you go there, because swimming is so 38 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: important to our world. That's why you're just talking in general, 39 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: like humans if we fall in water. Well maybe maybe 40 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: it's different in California, but I will say in the Midwest, 41 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: no one gives a shit about swimming. It's so far 42 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: down the wrong of sports that you even care about 43 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: in terms of yeah, Adam, Adam, I don't know if 44 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: it's I saw the Chess Club beat up the swim 45 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: team one time, but no, but he gave me this 46 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: album and it was just it was such a miss 47 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: for me that I was like, yeah, okay, for sure 48 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: it did have that food Fighter song on it, which 49 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: is a jam. Yeah it does. It's got my hero 50 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: and food Fighters raw. W Wait, hold on, how did 51 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 1: how did swimming males? I mean even the females like 52 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 1: swimmers bodies are fucking hot as fuck. We're not gonna 53 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: get into it right now. No, I know this is 54 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: this is this is what I'm tripping about. I'm tripping 55 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: about that too, Like after after Whale of last week Wait, 56 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,920 Speaker 1: what was it? I can't remember last week ahead right right, right, 57 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: right right? Yeah, you wouldn't watch. I was so drunk 58 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: that episode. And you swimmers bodies, at least the male 59 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: are so hot. D What is hotter than a male swimmer, dude, 60 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 1: our Usamaal football player. No, your bodies are in a 61 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: female swim. No, but he's just saying, like from the 62 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: perspective of hot no, no gender, no, no, the muscle 63 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: cut on a male swimmer like there their muscles the gutters. 64 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: But this is high school, so not a lot of 65 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: them are that shredded yet exactly, it was just me, Oh, 66 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: that's where it is, dirt. Were you the only one 67 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: that swim collegiately that means college right now? There wasn't good. 68 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: I had a teammates shout out John phillis Borne who 69 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:30,359 Speaker 1: swimming Kenyan which is a division three like Dynasty. You 70 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,039 Speaker 1: were the big dogs? No, but they're Dynasty. And he 71 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 1: was fast and he was good. And then younger than me, 72 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: there were young bloods that were like legit fast who 73 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 1: like one big tens and stuff. Were they hot obviously? 74 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 1: Like you met him there sex, Well, you don't need 75 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:45,239 Speaker 1: to hype up your whole school. I'm trying to hype 76 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 1: you up. I'm trying to hype you up. Dog. Were 77 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: you the big swinging dick in that pool? Sorry? Packed 78 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: in your speed oat in that have seen it up, 79 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 1: tightly coiled cock raft nylon wrapped by the way. In 80 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: high school, I wore a size twenty six size speedo. 81 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 1: That's your jeans speed up? Oh is that the same 82 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: as jeans? So what does that mean that it would 83 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 1: be like if you had a size twenty six jeans on. Okay, 84 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: that's sucking thin but thin. Bro, My god, you were 85 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:30,159 Speaker 1: nothing but boom. I've never been that thin dude wear 86 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: like a thirty two ways jeans. But you put on 87 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: a size speedo like it was a whole thing. Oh 88 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: so you're really coiled. God, nothing but organs and muscles, 89 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: you know. Okay, so, but you were the hot ship. 90 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: People knew you around, Adam. But Adam again, I was 91 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: on the swim team. I know, I know, I know, 92 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 1: But did did like weird guys come to watch you? Yeah, 93 00:05:55,320 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: Like there's always like swims, really great baseball players and 94 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 1: really great uh football players at my high school. So 95 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: that would be like weird guys that would just come 96 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 1: that are not affiliated the school at all, that are 97 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: like just fifty year old men who like either went 98 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: to the school years and years and years ago or 99 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: just I came around because they hurt. They like watching 100 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 1: the sport where they're ever like weird guys at the 101 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 1: side of the pool just watching years stroke that one 102 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 1: or not not really, there were a couple people would 103 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:26,719 Speaker 1: come back and like watch a couple of meets or 104 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: whatever because we were pretty good um, but but when 105 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 1: I went to even when I went to college, right, uh, 106 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,280 Speaker 1: guy followed you to watching and I was like, there 107 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,159 Speaker 1: he is this guy. Do I put them on? What 108 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: are we doing? Get them on? So I had I 109 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: had a homie on the football team, and he was 110 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: like he was like, uh so like a swim me? 111 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: Like what do you guys got? You got like five thousand, 112 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: three thousand people watching you? And I'm like at a 113 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,920 Speaker 1: duel meet, like a college between another college, and this 114 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: is Division one, Like we were top twenty team. It 115 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: would be like twenty of your parents and then like 116 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 1: a couple of girlfriends. You had twenty parents, oh twenty 117 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 1: collective parents, and it's like guys and girls meet together, 118 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 1: like nobody came. Wait what was that? Total twenties forty people? 119 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 1: Like forty parents and then like a couple of boyfriends 120 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 1: and girlfriends to be like, so it sucks. It's like 121 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 1: two classrooms of yeah. And he was like, he's like 122 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 1: because we played for like eighty five thousand, so I 123 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: assume there's like only five thousand for you guys. I'm like, no, dude, 124 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: it's like it sucks. No one wants to go to 125 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: a swim yeah, I'm sorry, man, Well no, but there's 126 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: swimming is really fun to watch during the Olympics. That's 127 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 1: one of the most thrilling things on the Summer Olympics. 128 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: It's definitely better televised because I've been to a few 129 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: swim meets in my in my day. It come from 130 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 1: a line of swimmers, my mother and father, my Kyle 131 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 1: please talk about it. My uncle swam. My uncle coached 132 00:07:55,400 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: Olympic medalist Matt Beyondi, So I I was around it 133 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 1: growing up. And if you don't know who Matt Beyondi is, 134 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: get your fucking google on. Dude. Yeah, he's a swim 135 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 1: he's you can just tell you right now. He was fast. 136 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: I don't even have to pick up the phone. I'm 137 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,160 Speaker 1: pretty sure he was a good swimmer and he got 138 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 1: like eight golds or something. He's a good swimmer. He's 139 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 1: one of the most decorated Olympians in swimming histories, six 140 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 1: foot eight anything that he played. He played water pol 141 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 1: My dad played Hell of water polo man. My dad 142 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 1: was a water polo dude. So, yeah, swimming is better televised, 143 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,360 Speaker 1: and it is in person because in person it's very 144 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,840 Speaker 1: hard to know what the you can't see. You can't 145 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 1: see what's going on. You can't tell. It's kind of 146 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: an underwater you can't see. Okay, yeah, yeah, there's a lot. 147 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 1: What do you mean you up in the you can see, 148 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:56,199 Speaker 1: but you can't see it. It's all very small. It's 149 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 1: hard to check it out. I think maybe Kyle, you 150 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 1: you've been you've been right, Yeah, because I know if 151 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 1: I said in the bleachers said there's forty people there. 152 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:11,199 Speaker 1: You can sit wherever you want. You got a good Wait, dude, 153 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,360 Speaker 1: when we went to south By Southwest, Listen, when we 154 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,320 Speaker 1: went to south By Southwest the first time we were in. 155 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,200 Speaker 1: We were in Austin at the same time as this 156 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 1: huge swim was good. Oh yeah, called the Texas Invitational. Right. 157 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 1: I wake up super hungover after we rage, and I 158 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:33,679 Speaker 1: go to this swim meet that's like one of it's 159 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 1: one of the biggest meats of the year. Yeah, I 160 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 1: remember you doing this. I remember thinking this is absolutely insane, 161 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 1: and I no one's there. There's a few hundred people, 162 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 1: but I go straight to the front and I go yo, 163 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: and I like see my swim coaches. They're like, what 164 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:54,560 Speaker 1: are you doing here? Like show I made it. They're 165 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,720 Speaker 1: just like by the way, they're super busy. They're like, 166 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:01,640 Speaker 1: oh great, and you're here. My I can't let go 167 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 1: of the sports you want to loan start. I only 168 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 1: drink half of it. Can I swim under relay? Please? Well, 169 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: that's what is cool about swimming. As you swam at 170 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,840 Speaker 1: the collegiate level Wisconsin, big school, so like it was 171 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,640 Speaker 1: a real swim, it was a real thing that you 172 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 1: were doing. But you it's not like you were an Olympian, 173 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, It's not like you were 174 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: you even close, never made trials. It's not like you 175 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: were even close. It's not like you were that great 176 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: at all. I mean, he was a very great swimmer. 177 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: But then now Durs can walk walk to right up 178 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 1: to the biggest swimming in the fucking country and stand 179 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: right by the pool, stand on the deck. People love him. Well, 180 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 1: you know, I played baseball. I played baseball when I 181 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 1: was a kid. I can't just go down to Dodger 182 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,079 Speaker 1: Stadium and try to walk into the dugout. I think 183 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:57,079 Speaker 1: you could the national anthem. I think I think it's 184 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,080 Speaker 1: a little different, but I think you could. Yeah, I 185 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 1: think it wouldn't be it's a different it's a different level. 186 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:06,000 Speaker 1: It's a different level people. Who else in what other 187 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:10,760 Speaker 1: celebrity represents for swimming? Is there anybody else? Well, I can't. 188 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it because then I 189 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: get super jealous. What do you mean? I will say, 190 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:20,239 Speaker 1: so Ken Kevin Hart swim for UM Philadelphia Parks and Recreation, 191 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,200 Speaker 1: which is like a historically dope swim club. They've been 192 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 1: around forever. The Kevin Hart, the little comedian. Sure he 193 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:36,400 Speaker 1: was a very success so little, but that's that's what 194 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:39,719 Speaker 1: that's great. It's also very hot dude, which goes back 195 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:46,679 Speaker 1: to my I'm guessing he's got decent underwaters. Uh swimmers 196 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 1: were long and lane. That's true. Yeah, but there's a 197 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: there's a whole host of people out there that are 198 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,120 Speaker 1: are not that tall that have good underwater dolphin kicks, 199 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,040 Speaker 1: and that kind of helps him out. He's not just 200 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,520 Speaker 1: not that tall. He is very small. Yes, I tower 201 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 1: over him, and I'm pretty small. Yeah. Well, I guess 202 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 1: that just proves he's just working hard out there. He 203 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 1: was working fucking hard, That's what it sounds like. I'm 204 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 1: not trying to offend him. Well, I think anybody of 205 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,720 Speaker 1: all shapes and sizes can have fun in the pool 206 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:20,880 Speaker 1: and can set records. Okay, I'm just very surprised that 207 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 1: he is. Uh he was such a great swimming. Does 208 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,880 Speaker 1: it matter if you're tall, because I don't know how 209 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,079 Speaker 1: good he was. I know that he swam competitively, learning 210 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 1: wild stuff. The next one bothers me because he was fast. 211 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:39,960 Speaker 1: He's no, but it's close, it's close, got it? No, 212 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 1: but you know what, he does the Malboot Triathlon, and 213 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,760 Speaker 1: I gotta smoke him this year. I'm gonna do it 214 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 1: just to smoke. Get your ass to the triathlon, bro, 215 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: I will be there. Your boobs are huge. Now I'm 216 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,199 Speaker 1: blanking on this dude's name, but he's the star of Justified. 217 00:12:54,800 --> 00:13:02,199 Speaker 1: Uh not Walton Goggins. Other dude, handsome guy, handsome going, yeah, handsome. 218 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 1: What's his name? Let's see here. Let me do a 219 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,800 Speaker 1: little google, sir. Do you guys think about his name 220 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,640 Speaker 1: while I tell this story? Because I saw him at 221 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 1: like an f X or a Netflix party, and I'm like, 222 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,160 Speaker 1: you gotta go up to this guy and talk swimming. 223 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: Timothy old fans legend, legend, like basically like everything I 224 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:26,800 Speaker 1: want to be. And if he's boutmer, you can see it. 225 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: So hot, very funny. I don't know if you guys 226 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 1: saw him in Girl next Door, very fun Yeah, yeah, 227 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 1: we love god and uh. I go up to him 228 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:43,600 Speaker 1: and I'm like, my name's Anders. I'm an actor too. 229 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:46,320 Speaker 1: He's like very cool, alright, like entertaining it, and I go, 230 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,200 Speaker 1: I know you swam at I think he swam at us. 231 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 1: I can swim, yeah, and I go and he goes, yeah, 232 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: like why do you know? It's like, oh, like I 233 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:58,959 Speaker 1: swim and like, dude, you're actor, I'm an actor. We 234 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,360 Speaker 1: both swam like I just had to say what's up. 235 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 1: And he puts his hand on my shoulder and goes 236 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,280 Speaker 1: and I don't know if it was this, but I'll 237 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,840 Speaker 1: give it to him. He was like and you did 238 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 1: it and was like bam and like turned turned away. 239 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 1: So damn. How drunk were you? And I'm not I'm 240 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,160 Speaker 1: not shipping on him. No, you're not mad at it. 241 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,120 Speaker 1: That's a perfectly but I was for sure drunk enough 242 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 1: to go up to a guy and go like screm actor. Yeah, 243 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,920 Speaker 1: you would almost think that that is a deep enough 244 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 1: of a cut that there would be like a brotherhood there. 245 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,680 Speaker 1: It was hoping, but then and then and then it 246 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,560 Speaker 1: was just like, this is not going anywhere, and I was. 247 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,360 Speaker 1: And if if he was slower than me, I'd be like, well, 248 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:43,040 Speaker 1: funk that guy. Yeah, what's his time? What's I think? 249 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,560 Speaker 1: He was like a two I am guy, which is 250 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,120 Speaker 1: different than me. I didn't do that, but he was 251 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 1: quick individual medley right, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, you do 252 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,920 Speaker 1: every stroke? Is there a order? No? I think he 253 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 1: was a sick backstroker and he's got those backstroke shoulders, guys, narrow, 254 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 1: very narrow. Is the order of the I am? What 255 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 1: is the order of it? Is it butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke, 256 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,360 Speaker 1: freestyle every time? And by the way, the luggage you 257 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:15,640 Speaker 1: use on the swift, well yeah, I wasn't sure if 258 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,040 Speaker 1: you could switch it up. I wasn't sure if you 259 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 1: could do like your freestyle. First you're not allowed to 260 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,280 Speaker 1: switch it up, which is controversial because I think that 261 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,560 Speaker 1: breastroker is having an advantage. And the luggage you use 262 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 1: on no, I remember, I remember, let's talk about this 263 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:31,120 Speaker 1: new piece of luggage I just got. Dude, you guys, hey, 264 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 1: you do need to check out this fucking to me ad, 265 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 1: it's unfucking real. It's got like it's got people park, dude, 266 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 1: to Me, To Me has released this new luggage. It's 267 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:45,600 Speaker 1: like black and neon green, and this ship is just 268 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:51,200 Speaker 1: so cool. But the commercial has people park cooring. They 269 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 1: are parkoring with roller bags. It's epic, Which how come 270 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,240 Speaker 1: none of us can park? Or that fucking sucks? Dude? 271 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 1: For me, it's my athletics is um, I can't. My 272 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 1: niece would explode. Wait a second, didn't we freestyle? Did 273 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 1: you guys not do gymnastics in middle school? In high school? 274 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,800 Speaker 1: Freestyle walking? Like when you had gym it was like 275 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,960 Speaker 1: you do soccer, then you do and then you do 276 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 1: gymnastics and whatever. Like you guys never hit the pummel horse. 277 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: They made us do gymnastics. You never did the vault. 278 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,200 Speaker 1: We had to do this. Yes, absolutely love that ship, dude. 279 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 1: We had to do gymnastics. Yeah, yeah, you'd run and 280 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 1: funk around with it. Yeah, we had to do gymnastics. 281 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,560 Speaker 1: You sure, yes, Blake. We would drag it out of 282 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,240 Speaker 1: the closet and we would set it up and then 283 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: we would do it. Drag what out of the closet. 284 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: I used to be able to do backflips and Kyle 285 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 1: had to do gymnastics. That means you had to do gymnastics, Blake, 286 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 1: I do have to drag out a closet. Blake's Blake 287 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 1: was busy doing the rope climb like good. All I 288 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,600 Speaker 1: remember is that the rumor was is that if you 289 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,360 Speaker 1: brought out the little spongy floor that Matt it had 290 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,080 Speaker 1: ringworm and I didn't want to touch that. That's wrestling, wrestling, 291 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 1: that's wrestling. Player. You're in a completely different place when 292 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 1: did your nasty because you have the same mat out there. 293 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:07,200 Speaker 1: You don't have a different matter routine what they have 294 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 1: the it's like a bouncy carpet. You talking about bouncy carpet. Yeah, 295 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 1: it's like the whole floors a serpet. So your your school? 296 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: How much money did your guys this school have that 297 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,600 Speaker 1: they had a different floor to bring out for We 298 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:23,160 Speaker 1: had like twelve We had twelve gyms. My school's humongs. 299 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 1: We had a whole gymnastics gym. When I was back home. 300 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,000 Speaker 1: When I was back home, I just did can find 301 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:35,159 Speaker 1: bro cool guy over. You can find me on the 302 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:42,120 Speaker 1: parallel box. I'm on the ring ring. You can find 303 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,920 Speaker 1: me doing sitting race, bro, Yeah, the sitting reach. Bitch. 304 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: Do you guys remember the Presidential Fitness Test. I got 305 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:54,760 Speaker 1: in second place every year because I like doing already 306 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 1: know he lost to physical therapy and Mike McCole every day, 307 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,320 Speaker 1: and I couldn't. I couldn't be beat dude. I was 308 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: so flexible. And then this kid who couldn't feel his legs, 309 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,200 Speaker 1: he was in a wheelchair, could just bend himself. And 310 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,880 Speaker 1: why are you dogging on your baby? He would bend 311 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 1: himself in half and destroy me every year. Man, Adam, 312 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,280 Speaker 1: just give it to him. Man, let him know he 313 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,720 Speaker 1: has it. He hang out. You were in a wheelchair. 314 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,960 Speaker 1: How do you think you got second player? No? No, no, 315 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 1: this was after the wheelchair, but it was you. It 316 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,760 Speaker 1: was cemented. Well, I was very flexible at this point. 317 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: It was years of years of physical therapy. Wow. Wow cemented. 318 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,119 Speaker 1: Did you have to use cemented about it? Um? It 319 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,879 Speaker 1: was cemented? Yeh? Did you have to say cemented? Cemented? 320 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,720 Speaker 1: You have to yeah, Man, that you have to say, Oh, 321 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:50,240 Speaker 1: I didn't even catch that one, like you gotta let 322 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 1: him have that, right, Adam? Are you talking specifically about 323 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 1: lording it over him? But I'm saying I was very good. 324 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,359 Speaker 1: I was very good at it. The fact that you 325 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,160 Speaker 1: brought it up. Is the fact your lording didn't bother 326 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,800 Speaker 1: me in the moment. Yeah, you know, I was trying 327 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 1: to thing he comes out of. I didn't even know 328 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: he was gonna do it because he's not doing a 329 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,040 Speaker 1: lot of the other ex right, you thought you had 330 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,159 Speaker 1: him in the bag. Well, because when I was in 331 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,480 Speaker 1: a wheelchair, I was too injured. I couldn't I couldn't 332 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,160 Speaker 1: even go. Ladies, come watch me do the sit and reach. 333 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,159 Speaker 1: I think you're gonna like what you see. They wudn't 334 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 1: even allow me in the gym. And then I regained 335 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,760 Speaker 1: my strength and I'm back in the gym and I'm like, 336 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,320 Speaker 1: look at they wouldn't let you in the gym. Know, 337 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:33,159 Speaker 1: they said it was a insurance issue that I couldn't 338 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: go mad him because I'm so sorry they just didn't 339 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,760 Speaker 1: like you. Yeah, well it was my middle school. They 340 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,080 Speaker 1: both my legs were directly out in front of me, 341 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:45,280 Speaker 1: so if anything hit them, it was really painful. So 342 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: obviously middle school was a disaster zoned for me. That 343 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 1: one teacher who said fuck you on the last day 344 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 1: of school was like, I don't let him. That was 345 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,080 Speaker 1: that was eight school. I would have loved to see 346 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:59,200 Speaker 1: Adam with like his his legs straight out, just doing 347 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,359 Speaker 1: rope climbs like fucking a marine. That would be sick. 348 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:12,280 Speaker 1: I would love that too, just body. And then l Adam, 349 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 1: are you still pretty flexible? Can you do the splits 350 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:19,159 Speaker 1: and stuff? Well? I do, I'm pretty flexible. I can 351 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:27,040 Speaker 1: still kind of do the split. I can wait. But 352 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 1: but my wait for Bumper, the Pitch Perfect spin off 353 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: show that I did in Germany. I kicked there was 354 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:40,080 Speaker 1: the first day of rehearsal or I was shooting and 355 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:45,440 Speaker 1: I kicked my leg up, tore my top dick. Yeah classic, 356 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: wait what your what? That's just it's like it's so 357 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,560 Speaker 1: low in my abdomen that is basically my top dick. 358 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I felt weird because it's my first 359 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,600 Speaker 1: day and everyone's like toptic like the bass where the like, yeah, 360 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,320 Speaker 1: show us like the bass like where your dick comes back. 361 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:13,920 Speaker 1: We got an exclusive, like you're gonna you're gonna want okay, 362 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,960 Speaker 1: so kind of upper thigh that part of my body 363 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 1: always gets so tight, yeah, but still on the abdominals. 364 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,879 Speaker 1: But it just went it went peak and then I 365 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,480 Speaker 1: it hurts so fucking bad. And then it's like I'm 366 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,920 Speaker 1: just meeting these German people. This is the first day 367 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,439 Speaker 1: of shooting, and they're like, what's it hurt to you, 368 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:37,120 Speaker 1: and like basically rubbing my cock. My my, I'm fine, 369 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:44,760 Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine the top of shamn bro Man. 370 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 1: I've never been flexible. Yeah, so I am still flexible, 371 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 1: but not in the same way that I was. I 372 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,920 Speaker 1: couldn't do all the same moves that I could in 373 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,760 Speaker 1: the first I've never been flexible. I could never do 374 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,480 Speaker 1: the splits. I always wanted my brother could do the splits. 375 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,680 Speaker 1: Why does the split? Yeah, we'll talk about why his 376 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,880 Speaker 1: brother can do the splits, But I have zero desire 377 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,800 Speaker 1: to do this. Brother did a lot of gymnastics, gymnastics 378 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: strong your brother was a hockey goal Yes, my whole life, 379 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:15,200 Speaker 1: I've had zero desire to do the splitz. Would you 380 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 1: ever want to do the splits? Because all I know 381 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,280 Speaker 1: is when you're at a wedding and you're on the 382 00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,120 Speaker 1: dance floor and you're thinking, maybe they're scouts in the audience. 383 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,719 Speaker 1: Your practice your split. Sure, you know, and even when 384 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,360 Speaker 1: you're practicing in your own house, maybe somebody's watching this, 385 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,440 Speaker 1: But just for like experiences, when why would you want 386 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,000 Speaker 1: to just not have that experience here? How many times 387 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:45,160 Speaker 1: life is about the things you can't do, okay, like 388 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,320 Speaker 1: like swimming and splits. Yeah, like the backstroke. I can't 389 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,600 Speaker 1: bring backstroke. I bet you could. I bet you could, 390 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,880 Speaker 1: which I think? I bet The splits feel hella good 391 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,119 Speaker 1: like front splits, not side splits like front splits. What 392 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,480 Speaker 1: do you think it feels like? Describe it? I bet 393 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,960 Speaker 1: you I think it's the one I could do. Is 394 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 1: where I tucked my one leg back. It's like the 395 00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,480 Speaker 1: jazz splits. So it's not a full that I've seen 396 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,000 Speaker 1: you do that. That's like you're jumping split where I 397 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,119 Speaker 1: jump up and jump into it basically land on your knees, 398 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,520 Speaker 1: but both knees are forward, right or is it one 399 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,439 Speaker 1: knee back when it's it's stucked back. Yeah, it's like 400 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,919 Speaker 1: a rock star split. You're basically kind of landing on 401 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,639 Speaker 1: your leg. Yeah, it's rock star split. Its prances. James 402 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,080 Speaker 1: Brown is like, yeah, but both knees are forward both. 403 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,520 Speaker 1: It's a quick fall and a drop and you can 404 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,879 Speaker 1: actually pop back up when if you're when you're the 405 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,880 Speaker 1: best at this that I like that, like when when 406 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,399 Speaker 1: you watch like, oh, James Brown dancing ship and he's like, wow, Wow, 407 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,479 Speaker 1: I tore my meniscus at our house. I believe on 408 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:49,280 Speaker 1: my twenty first birthday. I think that move when I 409 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,479 Speaker 1: came back up, and someone has this video because I 410 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,119 Speaker 1: saw it the next day where you see my knee 411 00:23:55,119 --> 00:24:01,200 Speaker 1: go uh and then you see me grim and danced 412 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: through the pain like I just kept dancing. I love it. 413 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,240 Speaker 1: This guy's got no quit and I love it. And 414 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,159 Speaker 1: then I woke up the next day with my fucking 415 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 1: knees all swollen, and I like kind of forgot that 416 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,520 Speaker 1: I had hurt myself and I was like, oh, that's 417 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,720 Speaker 1: what had happened, Kyle, Yeah, you gotta wrap it up. 418 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,520 Speaker 1: What else did you have to do in that what 419 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,359 Speaker 1: was it presidential test? What? What did you call it? 420 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,960 Speaker 1: The shuttle run? Shuttle run? It's where you had to 421 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,960 Speaker 1: pick up those blocks on either side of each other 422 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,880 Speaker 1: that was legit hearts like some American gladiators. And then 423 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 1: we had to do a rope climb. We also had 424 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,240 Speaker 1: to do uh, pull ups, pull ups and was it 425 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:43,000 Speaker 1: also the little wooden pegs into the board where you're like, 426 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 1: that's how your ship, That's how I advanced. That was 427 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 1: some ninja wear ship, fifty yard dash and then the 428 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,680 Speaker 1: mile wasn't one of the things like if you if 429 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,840 Speaker 1: you couldn't do pull ups, you could just hang for 430 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:59,080 Speaker 1: as long as you could. Yes, but I guess I 431 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:04,440 Speaker 1: I think that was your kids that and do pull ups. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 432 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,680 Speaker 1: I was like, what else was on it? Yeah, because 433 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,280 Speaker 1: it's all sit and reach. You just had to do 434 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 1: fifteen pull ups. Oh you didn't. You didn't have to 435 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,119 Speaker 1: do your max? Well, I think it was a max. 436 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 1: Fifteen was like the max. If you did fifteen, you 437 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,639 Speaker 1: got like, yeah, imagine a kid just busting fifteen. I 438 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,600 Speaker 1: think you had to do like hundred yard dashes and 439 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,359 Speaker 1: stuff too. I think all the running you had to 440 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,840 Speaker 1: yard dash, mile and shuttle run. Yeah. I love that. 441 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,159 Speaker 1: Dearth remembers it. I just remember like sitting, reach and 442 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:33,159 Speaker 1: pull ups. He's training his children to fucking destroy these events. 443 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,919 Speaker 1: And I just tell you didn't remember anything else. So 444 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 1: this was it. I remember that we that people read, 445 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,800 Speaker 1: uh James and Giant Peach. Oh great book. Maybe I 446 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,640 Speaker 1: don't know, so fifteen fifteen pull ups in a row 447 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:54,080 Speaker 1: is pretty good even for an adult, Like fifteen is tough. Yeah, 448 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,520 Speaker 1: but as an adult it's harder for you when you're 449 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 1: a kid. You weigh no pounds. That's sure, but you're 450 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 1: so like, I feel like I did not get fifteen, 451 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,160 Speaker 1: that I got way less than I don't know if 452 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:09,600 Speaker 1: I do. I remember the gymnastics girls would like the 453 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,959 Speaker 1: pull ups and you're like, is this, Oh yeah, I 454 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 1: remember trying to I tried to do that. Is that 455 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,080 Speaker 1: when you like go up? No, that's a muscle up. 456 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: I'll post that. Tried to muscle up one time and 457 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,280 Speaker 1: fucking ruined my elbow. It was terrible. You could probably 458 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,280 Speaker 1: do what I bet do you do a bunch of 459 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 1: pull ups? Right? I can do pull ups, but muscle 460 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,760 Speaker 1: ups suck my ship up. Can I tell you something? 461 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,320 Speaker 1: I guarantee you you could do it. See I love 462 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:37,800 Speaker 1: that about you. Thank you, brother. I also know my 463 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,199 Speaker 1: take back for the day. Um, but you could do it. 464 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 1: I would actually like that that, like just hang instead 465 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,639 Speaker 1: of doing like a pull up. I would like to 466 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,199 Speaker 1: see how long I could actually just hang hang for 467 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,560 Speaker 1: a hundred seconds? Is tough? Is it? Yeah? Are you 468 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:57,120 Speaker 1: kidding me? Yeah? That would be very tough. I think, well, 469 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,720 Speaker 1: just just hanging like a dead drop, or just like 470 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:05,920 Speaker 1: like to know like this one hundred seconds. The Kyle 471 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:10,760 Speaker 1: remember at remember at Christian camp when they had a competition. Yes, sir, 472 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 1: remember this dude was busy making out the hallways and 473 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:20,840 Speaker 1: smoking broad You are probably sucking, Kyle, like watching me 474 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:26,159 Speaker 1: hang this pol We didn't hang what we did everybody. 475 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,720 Speaker 1: You grabbed a chair and you had to hold the 476 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,200 Speaker 1: chair out in front of you like like straight arm, 477 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,040 Speaker 1: locked your elbows and you had to see how long 478 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,400 Speaker 1: you could hold the chair. You guys were sucking bored, No, dude, 479 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: because Jesus will let you hold it longer. No, it 480 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 1: wasn't even like it wasn't faith based. It was just 481 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,639 Speaker 1: something to do. It was out of boredom. Durst nailed 482 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,640 Speaker 1: it that we were bored as fun at Christian cribb. 483 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:56,119 Speaker 1: They're like, yo, I forgot the Supernintendo. Watch this alright, guys, 484 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,760 Speaker 1: if you can hold this chair for twenty seconds, you're 485 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 1: going to heaven. I got you immediately. Do kids nowadays 486 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 1: ever do ship like that? Or is it all on 487 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,440 Speaker 1: iPads and iPhones? Like I don't know, I'm not around kids. 488 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,160 Speaker 1: I'm asking you, guys, because I was thinking about today, 489 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,399 Speaker 1: like all the dumb ship I would do like I 490 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,520 Speaker 1: would collect all of like my baseball and basketball cards, 491 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 1: and then for fun, I would like put I would 492 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 1: categorize them differently. Yeah, I used to flip through cards 493 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:29,200 Speaker 1: so much, like hey, I'm doing I'm doing all tops 494 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,240 Speaker 1: and all Don Russ together. And then you'd be like, 495 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go put all the players together. And then 496 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,520 Speaker 1: it's like I'm doing alphabetical order or whatever the fuck, 497 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,120 Speaker 1: you know what the fuck? I love and that's like 498 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 1: my fun thing for the day. My dad thought I 499 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,840 Speaker 1: was a psychopath. It's just part of being human. But 500 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 1: I bet now if you just gave me an iPad 501 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 1: and I was the same age, I'd just be playing 502 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 1: fruit Ninja or whatever. It's a little bit of both. 503 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,720 Speaker 1: I mean, my my kids do all sorts of organizational ship, right, 504 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,520 Speaker 1: Like they get there, like I'm gonna organize my legos 505 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,920 Speaker 1: today and you're like, amazing, I'm gonna go drink nine 506 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:05,000 Speaker 1: drinks um first from last taking I'm taking. I'm gonna 507 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: go take the edge off. Sometimes they go to other 508 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 1: kids houses and everybody just like jumps on their iPads 509 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,000 Speaker 1: and they're bummed, you know when I'm and then I 510 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 1: gotta like intervene and be like, we're all gonna play 511 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,360 Speaker 1: five hundred or football or whatever the funk it is, 512 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,480 Speaker 1: and they're like, kind of you got to motivate them 513 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,480 Speaker 1: five hundred, Like, somebody, what do you mean what? You 514 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 1: throw the ball like everyone's there to catch it, and 515 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 1: you call it the number and call and then every 516 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,320 Speaker 1: once in a while you call it and you go 517 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,360 Speaker 1: negative one hundred, and then they have to like they 518 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,680 Speaker 1: they do this move where they're like, is that basically 519 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:44,920 Speaker 1: like three flies up? But with math? Sure? Moving on? Yeah? 520 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,520 Speaker 1: I think because I never played five dred? What then 521 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,200 Speaker 1: is that you never played five hundred? That never came 522 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 1: to the West Coast. West Coast, hold On said, West Coast. 523 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:01,520 Speaker 1: My posture got better when kids we played three flies up? 524 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,840 Speaker 1: And what is that? Three flies up? As you catch 525 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,960 Speaker 1: three balls and then you get to be the guy 526 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:11,320 Speaker 1: who throws. That's piggy bounce out? Right? Is that somebody batting? 527 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,320 Speaker 1: Nobody played piggy bounce out. I don't know piggy bounce out. 528 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:18,280 Speaker 1: I was there Piggy bounce slide into Blake's d MS 529 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 1: and tell them you know about piggy bounce out. Jery, 530 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,000 Speaker 1: you gotta stop doing that, man too many people are 531 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 1: sliding my d ms with dumb ship. Piggy bounce out. 532 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:38,720 Speaker 1: Piggy bounce out is sounds like a strip club. Somebody's up. No, 533 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,760 Speaker 1: it's essentially a game of softball. Everybody's in the outfield. 534 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,760 Speaker 1: Somebody pitches, someone's up a bat and I think you 535 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,760 Speaker 1: you can catch it or you can get it on 536 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,760 Speaker 1: one bounce, right, And so it sounds you're hitting the ball. 537 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 1: You're hitting the ball until somebody catches it or gets 538 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,880 Speaker 1: it on one bounce. And then the person who got 539 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 1: it they get to bat, and then the person up 540 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,120 Speaker 1: they want to catch it, they want a bat, right, Yeah, 541 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,280 Speaker 1: because everybody wants a bat exactly. So it's basically like 542 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,480 Speaker 1: you're scrambling to catch the hit. But if you're just 543 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,800 Speaker 1: like hitting grounders the whole time, you're like pushing people 544 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,400 Speaker 1: out of the way to fucking catch the ball and ship, 545 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 1: is that what you would do it? Like? That's interesting. 546 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't. Huh. What was your guys favorite like 547 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:32,520 Speaker 1: playground game? Still to make it, we would play King 548 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,680 Speaker 1: of the Mountain a lot on like this snow let's 549 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,160 Speaker 1: go great, let's go age? Can we go specific age? 550 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: Like elementary school? Like like fifth grade. Okay, great, we 551 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,000 Speaker 1: would play like a fucking Warriors game of King of 552 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,880 Speaker 1: the Mountain. Uh. That wasn't school's section though, right, No, 553 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,320 Speaker 1: it wasn't. Probably the yard duties to be like quit 554 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,080 Speaker 1: playing that ship, Yeah, for sure it was. It was 555 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 1: a way to get very injured. Did you guys play 556 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,480 Speaker 1: tether ball? I loved playing. I never played. We didn't 557 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,840 Speaker 1: have that at my school. What the funk were the 558 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,560 Speaker 1: rules of tether ball? No one knew. You just had 559 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,040 Speaker 1: to knock it to to wrap it all the way around, right, Yeah, 560 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,200 Speaker 1: but you had to agree on like if you could 561 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,920 Speaker 1: grab the rope. Those were called of course you can't 562 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,560 Speaker 1: grab it. What you can play different with other people. 563 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 1: There were different sets of rules. Wait, but there you 564 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,080 Speaker 1: could never ever grab the rope if you allowed ropes. Yes, 565 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 1: you could could, if you allow ropes, And then you 566 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,880 Speaker 1: could really sing that. Let me tell you what that is. 567 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,040 Speaker 1: That's a older brother doing that to a younger kid 568 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,360 Speaker 1: and then him bringing that to school and other people 569 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 1: being like, yeah, all right, I guess he'll he'll beat 570 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,840 Speaker 1: us up because Daryl said no. Because you could really 571 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,640 Speaker 1: throw that ship hell a far, well not far, but hard. 572 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,440 Speaker 1: You also could do something called bottle caps. Do you 573 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 1: guys remember do you remember bottle capping? That's where he 574 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,640 Speaker 1: held it at the top of it. Yeah, buddy, what 575 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,640 Speaker 1: does that mean? You would have? Actually you would You 576 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,240 Speaker 1: could catch the ball, grab it and fucking throw it 577 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,800 Speaker 1: every time instead of just But that's like doing a 578 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,600 Speaker 1: thumb war and say snake at It's like, what are 579 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:05,760 Speaker 1: you doing? That's not a thumb damn much. It's the thing. 580 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,120 Speaker 1: What's happening, Onders, is you play the game so damn 581 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,320 Speaker 1: much that you're just trying to Sab're just trying to 582 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:15,200 Speaker 1: fucking spice it up a little bit. That's not spicy though. 583 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,560 Speaker 1: That's that's essentially we got some big tether ball guys 584 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,400 Speaker 1: that knew all the rules. Well, don't. I don't think 585 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,480 Speaker 1: it's cheating if you're both on the same playing field. 586 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,080 Speaker 1: If you have a discussion beforehand and you say, are 587 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,360 Speaker 1: ropey's allowed? Okay, ropies are allowed? Bottle caps? Yeah, bottle caps, 588 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: then that's a fair game. Yeah. Then it's also not 589 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:38,000 Speaker 1: the game. It's a okay, he's a purist. He's a 590 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,160 Speaker 1: tether ball purist. You want to go play pickle ball 591 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,920 Speaker 1: and then make up a bunch of new rules. It's 592 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,920 Speaker 1: no longer pickleball the house rules, Like if if you 593 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,640 Speaker 1: can play a game where it's like, okay, if you 594 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:53,120 Speaker 1: talk about pickle ball game, I'm just saying, I'm speaking 595 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:58,280 Speaker 1: slip slow. It's I don't know your dash, but like 596 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,240 Speaker 1: if you do with your tongue out, you get an 597 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,640 Speaker 1: extra second. Like what then are we talking about. We're 598 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,560 Speaker 1: talking about being fourth in fourth grade. I'm talking about 599 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,320 Speaker 1: ten year olds. I don't know about you. Sports have rules. 600 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,400 Speaker 1: What do you kids call smear? The queer? Now? What 601 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:18,640 Speaker 1: do they call that? Obviously that's not the queer? What 602 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,839 Speaker 1: they don't call it anything. I don't know what game 603 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,439 Speaker 1: you're talking about. We played a game. You guys don't 604 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,800 Speaker 1: know this game for real. I know the game, of course. 605 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 1: I'm asking what they call you? Just the person? We 606 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,360 Speaker 1: never called it that? What is that called? Yeah, gett 607 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:39,560 Speaker 1: it's called it's called way. It's crazy that that was 608 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,600 Speaker 1: just the name of the game. And we all called 609 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,200 Speaker 1: it that and you never thought of it being a 610 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 1: bad name. It was just like the name of the game. No, no, no, no, no, 611 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 1: we hang on. I don't know if queer meant gay 612 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:57,640 Speaker 1: and it just meant like, get the weirdo because queer, 613 00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,400 Speaker 1: queer doesn't mean gage, it means different, right, Yeah, I 614 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:05,600 Speaker 1: guess I definitely is homophobics, just for sure. I don't know. 615 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,279 Speaker 1: I don't know if that was the genes. Maybe that 616 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,160 Speaker 1: game was invented in the fifties when queer meant different, 617 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,000 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, like gay didn't mean gay, gay men happy. 618 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,200 Speaker 1: I don't like this plotting. It could be fair when 619 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,480 Speaker 1: we were playing it growing you up, Like I wasn't 620 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,200 Speaker 1: allowed to call it that. I mean, you know what 621 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:31,480 Speaker 1: they call bundle sticks. This is another episode. But we 622 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,360 Speaker 1: never I mean we never played at my house and 623 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,680 Speaker 1: the house that we played at they had bad parents, 624 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,920 Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, they 625 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,279 Speaker 1: were once the other parents. Once a good parents caught 626 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: wind of it, they'd be like, oh, let's not play that. 627 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: We don't or at least don't call it that. I 628 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,239 Speaker 1: call it get them. I think that's how they have 629 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,640 Speaker 1: Now they have. These ones are called the new The 630 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,200 Speaker 1: new names are killed. The guy with the ball, which 631 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:59,919 Speaker 1: is going to be a guy that's weird, little word 632 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:05,640 Speaker 1: every man for himself football every man, Yeah me too. 633 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 1: Here's the best one, Roughie up. I think I remember 634 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,440 Speaker 1: playing one day and I was wearing a T shirt 635 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 1: that was favorite shirt. It was a shark attack shirt 636 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,480 Speaker 1: and then holes ripped out on the side like a 637 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,520 Speaker 1: short Is this the Alcatraz Alcatrez shirt or just a 638 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,720 Speaker 1: shark just said shark attack and then there was like 639 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,080 Speaker 1: like some cuts in the side of the shirt. Classic. 640 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,120 Speaker 1: I think I saw you one time as a kid 641 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,560 Speaker 1: wearing that Yeah, on vacation. I think I better saw you, 642 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,600 Speaker 1: like yeah, and you're like on a road trip. Head dude. 643 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,000 Speaker 1: We went to the one time, so that's it's possible 644 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,960 Speaker 1: that was went to Michael Jordan's restaurant, went to Wrigley 645 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,040 Speaker 1: Field for sure, got a got a bright pink Cubs 646 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,600 Speaker 1: hat and my dad kept going, you sure you want 647 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:58,840 Speaker 1: that one? You got gotta play rough him up. It 648 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,319 Speaker 1: was me on pay and I'm like I'm like, hell, 649 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,600 Speaker 1: yeah this one. And he's like, are you sure, Okay, 650 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:11,040 Speaker 1: you don't want this blue one? No? It was hypercolor. 651 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,399 Speaker 1: It was like hypercolor and I'm like, no, this one. 652 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,359 Speaker 1: He's like, they got blue ones and I'm like, I know, 653 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,600 Speaker 1: I have that one. Your dad's a good guy. Though, 654 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 1: he's a good guy. He was just steering me as 655 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,520 Speaker 1: the product of his environment. And uh yeah, he taught 656 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:31,439 Speaker 1: me how to place. Yeah, And I remember playing once 657 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,400 Speaker 1: and being so they ripped my shirt off, but I 658 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,759 Speaker 1: was so and it was like my most athletic ability 659 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,600 Speaker 1: was that day. I came home not in any shirts, 660 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:49,720 Speaker 1: shirtless shirt that's already ripped already for sure. Wasn't that great? 661 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,959 Speaker 1: I think I just made it to the end zone 662 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,279 Speaker 1: twice in the game, and normally I think, is there 663 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,000 Speaker 1: an end zone? Yeah, there's like a safe there's like 664 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,120 Speaker 1: a safety zone. Oh. I thought it was just like 665 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,000 Speaker 1: go like you tried to like just be free as 666 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,359 Speaker 1: long as possible. You just grab the ball and run home. 667 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,840 Speaker 1: Just yeah, until like you're just you dart around until 668 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,919 Speaker 1: you like get tackled or whatever. No, we played with 669 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,600 Speaker 1: with with like little safe zones like touchstones, Oh touch zones, 670 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,560 Speaker 1: you don't. We used to use for our safe zones 671 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,240 Speaker 1: in those games. Was like juniper bushes, so you would 672 00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:23,640 Speaker 1: just jump as hard as you could into the juniper bushes. 673 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,960 Speaker 1: What is a juniper bush? Well, you should know, Blake, 674 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,799 Speaker 1: that's you obviously use the same one. Oh man, there's 675 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,960 Speaker 1: a lot of sticks and leaves and stuff. You know 676 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,799 Speaker 1: and over show me. I don't know. I think I 677 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,959 Speaker 1: kind of They have like little like gray berries with spikes, yes, 678 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,399 Speaker 1: and they smell very pungent. They kind of like Christmas trees. 679 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,880 Speaker 1: Mom would get pretty piste if you jumped in the 680 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:49,080 Speaker 1: juniper bush too much. Really, go back to those memories 681 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:53,000 Speaker 1: when we were kids, where you teach ourselves to do 682 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:58,120 Speaker 1: the splits, you know, to look at like moments when 683 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,640 Speaker 1: you're like in your memory you're like, god, damn, that 684 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,839 Speaker 1: was like such a bright shining moment for me that 685 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,000 Speaker 1: day where I was like the toughest guy on the 686 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,799 Speaker 1: field and my shirt got ripped off and I walked home. 687 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,319 Speaker 1: My mom was like, where's your shirt on? I don't 688 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,360 Speaker 1: need it? And to look back at that moment and 689 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:18,319 Speaker 1: just see me your son burned and like just kind 690 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,640 Speaker 1: of getting my ass kicked apparently getting away from these 691 00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,480 Speaker 1: kids they ripped my shirt off, and I think, it's 692 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,040 Speaker 1: like an amazing moment in my life. Dude, if I 693 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,120 Speaker 1: have a partect one of those, I remember this, this 694 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,600 Speaker 1: fucking kid trying to jump me in the bathroom and 695 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,399 Speaker 1: I and I hang on and I and I round 696 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:42,080 Speaker 1: hold up, I round housed kicked him. Yes, get up 697 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,840 Speaker 1: with a roundhouse kick, and then he like went flying 698 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:52,400 Speaker 1: into them like the roundhouse worked, and he went into 699 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,480 Speaker 1: like the into like the stall door and like went 700 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,680 Speaker 1: into like there and then I like walked out. And 701 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,839 Speaker 1: then afterwards he was like a put on a leather 702 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,560 Speaker 1: jacket and sunglasses, and you're like, I guess my work 703 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,480 Speaker 1: is done. He came up after like basketball practice. I 704 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,600 Speaker 1: can't remember it was, it was like fifth grade or something. 705 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,279 Speaker 1: He comes up and I'm like, dude, I'm about to 706 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,800 Speaker 1: fight this guy again. And he's like, yo, would you 707 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,520 Speaker 1: learn how to do that kick? And I was like 708 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,319 Speaker 1: fucking showdown in little Tokyo. I don't know. Yeah, it 709 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,280 Speaker 1: feels like you were just playing like too much double 710 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:32,439 Speaker 1: dragon exactly, but like I landed a roundhouse and too 711 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,520 Speaker 1: and like I not that the end of the fight, 712 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,399 Speaker 1: but I just left the bathroom after that. And then 713 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,479 Speaker 1: someone's like, would you learn that? I wish I could 714 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,439 Speaker 1: go back to him, like just wherever you kicked him into. 715 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,000 Speaker 1: He just like sat there like gathered himself and he's 716 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,920 Speaker 1: like that was a good ass kick. Can you imagine 717 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:53,440 Speaker 1: how like camera I know I wish came there in 718 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:58,480 Speaker 1: that bathroom was a little little dis hi kicking this. 719 00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,040 Speaker 1: Have this kid also be a little bitch who just 720 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,200 Speaker 1: falls over. He was a big kid, but he was 721 00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:09,480 Speaker 1: he was kind of clumsy or whatever you can say 722 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,640 Speaker 1: a little clumsy. I don't know, he was goofy, That's 723 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,279 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm like, wait, what did did you? 724 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:22,080 Speaker 1: Special needs kid? Look? He wheeled right at me. Wait 725 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,359 Speaker 1: a second, No, I'm just saying I don't know if 726 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,600 Speaker 1: it wasn't. It was not an unfair fight. But I 727 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:32,239 Speaker 1: was like, okay, I'm okay, like let's put this way. 728 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,279 Speaker 1: I was okay, I was okay, brown house kick at 729 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,759 Speaker 1: this dude. So he was a special needs kid? Is 730 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,239 Speaker 1: this what we're stuff? But he was like taller than me, 731 00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:53,800 Speaker 1: heavier than the big big especially okay, um question different school? 732 00:41:54,960 --> 00:42:00,960 Speaker 1: Uh learning? No regular kid went to my school? Okay, alright, 733 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,320 Speaker 1: okay regular did you guys ever play butts up? Oh? Yeah, 734 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,120 Speaker 1: butts up was a good one, dude. No, butts up 735 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:15,040 Speaker 1: is great. That's God's ball with the handball. It's handball 736 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,719 Speaker 1: where if you miss, you have to go put. You 737 00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,160 Speaker 1: have to put your hands on the wall and then 738 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,319 Speaker 1: people get to throw the tennis balls at your butt. 739 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,839 Speaker 1: If you miss you if you miss what the wall? 740 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,080 Speaker 1: If you like, if you fumble it or something like, 741 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,200 Speaker 1: there's it has to be perfect. Adam, do you know 742 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:33,279 Speaker 1: what's happening right now? I don't know. Let me. I 743 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,600 Speaker 1: think you had to bounce it once off of the 744 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,479 Speaker 1: ball wall and then how many people? What are we talking? 745 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,040 Speaker 1: That's what it was? Okay, say there was? It doesn't 746 00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,640 Speaker 1: it could have infinity people. You just needed to know 747 00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,600 Speaker 1: who you were after and they hundred thousand people. Yeah, 748 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,560 Speaker 1: they say it's two people. Then bounce it once. It 749 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,680 Speaker 1: has to hit off the wall, and then it bounces 750 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,879 Speaker 1: up and then if the player, the next player has 751 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,239 Speaker 1: to catch it, and if they drop it, they have 752 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,840 Speaker 1: to run into the wall before you throw the tennis 753 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,160 Speaker 1: ball and hit the wall. And if they throw the 754 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,200 Speaker 1: tennis ball and it hits the wall before you touch it, 755 00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,319 Speaker 1: then you have to stand against the wall with your 756 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,520 Speaker 1: ass out and they get to throw tennis balls at 757 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,040 Speaker 1: your butt. Wait, so you pull your ass out? Did 758 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 1: you have after after school? Did you have to pull 759 00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,680 Speaker 1: your pants down? I don't remember pulling my pants. You 760 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,880 Speaker 1: don't have to, but you can. Blake did. But Blake 761 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,920 Speaker 1: did every time and it was his favorite too. We're 762 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,719 Speaker 1: playing butts up seven up after school? Be there or 763 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:33,200 Speaker 1: be square? What's up? Nobody's oh, I guess. I guess 764 00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,200 Speaker 1: everybody's scared to play. And Blake was really bad at 765 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,480 Speaker 1: the game. They kept throwing this ball at didn't have 766 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,440 Speaker 1: to go nude, dude. It was just like you were 767 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,759 Speaker 1: scared because they're gonna throw a ball as hard as 768 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,600 Speaker 1: they can at your ass. I got my hands on 769 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,160 Speaker 1: the wall. Yo. The game is not butts up. The 770 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,879 Speaker 1: game is nuts up. Did we ever play that where 771 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:57,080 Speaker 1: you have to stand facing the thrower at your dick? Yeah, 772 00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,520 Speaker 1: you have to watch. That's when you that's when you 773 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,640 Speaker 1: tuck your nuts behind and it's a fruit basket. And 774 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:11,880 Speaker 1: that's what they a living a nightmare? Likely any takebacks apologies? 775 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,480 Speaker 1: Are we? There have been timing strangle my nuts. I 776 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,200 Speaker 1: just want to feel something, just like you love to 777 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:24,680 Speaker 1: feel something. I gotta take back. I'm sorry. I say 778 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:30,640 Speaker 1: that sports need rules. I understand that um evolution takes 779 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:35,959 Speaker 1: place and rules can change. But sometimes if rules change, 780 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:42,240 Speaker 1: maybe the name change. Yes, asterix apology, there's a asterix 781 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,880 Speaker 1: am I saying that wrong. I feel like you've been 782 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,879 Speaker 1: on me. Now you are this this what you said 783 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,520 Speaker 1: it right there? What was I saying, asterix? You were 784 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,160 Speaker 1: saying like as if it was singular. Oh and asterick, 785 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,319 Speaker 1: it can never be singular. I don't know if that's 786 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,600 Speaker 1: the word. I think it is singular, but I think 787 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:04,840 Speaker 1: it can be with the ricks, right, get with you always. 788 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:20,360 Speaker 1: That's another episode. They don't know what happened. They gotta watch, 789 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,919 Speaker 1: they gotta watch one. I'm all good. I'm all good. 790 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,360 Speaker 1: If I find out that was fake, I'm gonna be pissed. 791 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,520 Speaker 1: I was very low in my chair, lower than I've 792 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,840 Speaker 1: ever been. I saw my frame earlier and I was 793 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,000 Speaker 1: testing the bottom of my frame. I wanted to see 794 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,480 Speaker 1: how I could get down here. Okay, yeah, you might 795 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,239 Speaker 1: just fall right out of your chair if you sit 796 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,120 Speaker 1: like that. And then if I leaning forward, this would happen. 797 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,759 Speaker 1: If I leaning forward like this, my ass starts sliding. Bro, 798 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,960 Speaker 1: And I don't have that good for butts out, nuts up, 799 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:52,120 Speaker 1: nuts up? Okay, yeah, freaking see U