1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. This 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: subject is I can't find a man in real life 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 1: or online. But right now the nephew is here with 5 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for his nev Well, 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: it's time to save a few souls. Sheirley Mobile Baptismal, 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: Lord Mobile Baptismo. There are some souls that need to 8 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: be saved. Pastor Gray, I got deal from don't worry 9 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: about it. It's night. I got this way Mobile Baptismal. 10 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: You've got too much going on. Let me handle this 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:45,520 Speaker 1: right now. Here we go. Come on, can't hello Hello, 12 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:50,239 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach the Mr Wilson. How are you doing? 13 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen. We uh 14 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: we we we got paid to actually come by and 15 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,279 Speaker 1: do some services to you for for you by some 16 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and 17 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:06,119 Speaker 1: see about scheduling and see what you had available, uh, 18 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: some some services. What y'all playing on? Clenson grad? What 19 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,040 Speaker 1: I do? What kind of services you have? Actually, sir, 20 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: you've got some friends that have actually spent a great 21 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: amount of money on you, and what we do is um. 22 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: We have a Baptismal Own Wheels servant. And what we 23 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 1: do is we go and we um we baptize people 24 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: at their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's a 25 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: new um company, but we've we've baptized over a thousand people. 26 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 1: Now we have a truck with it which actually has 27 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: a baptismal pool on the back of it, and we 28 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 1: actually come to your home and we will baptize you 29 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: in your driveway and and make you hold again so 30 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: weeper hostess, brother water brother again, I'm sorry, I Water springwater. 31 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: What you want to come to my house and give 32 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: me a baptism in my front yard? We want to 33 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: baptis you right there in your drive where your friends 34 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: are paid for the services. And my friend, what friend 35 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: will pay for me to get baptized? Man, I've been baptized, 36 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: are already do well? From my understanding, sir that but 37 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 1: then that you've you've had some some bumps and bruises 38 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: and and and they seem to uh to believe that 39 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: you need to be Washington courage. I mean, that's all good, 40 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: that's all, that's all, it's all good. But I mean 41 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: things are I mean think that it made man. I mean, 42 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, Uh, 43 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean 44 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up 45 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say 46 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,080 Speaker 1: you've been a baptize me, that that doesn't make any 47 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: sense to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sir. Sometimes when 48 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,119 Speaker 1: some people are not able to go to the house 49 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 1: of the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making 50 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 1: a lot more convenient for you. But we can actually 51 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: need no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I 52 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,960 Speaker 1: need convenience for you asking me to come to my 53 00:02:55,080 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: house on a Tuesday to baptized me in my are Wait, 54 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you? Brother water? I mean, 55 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: come on, if you really sit back and think about it, 56 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you? Cover? First of all, 57 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: so that that's that's that's that's brother spring water. But 58 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the 59 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no 60 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and 61 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: baptize me in front of mine. So what is all 62 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 1: that I ain't boy, this is this is what your 63 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: friends are talking about that don't give me that wasn't 64 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: My prayers are telling you, man that anybody which which 65 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: one of my friends gonna what the me and you 66 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: to come to my damn out. So I'm and I 67 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: don't let me that. You don't even make any sense 68 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: to me. You understand that I'm not I'm not at 69 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: any liberty to tell you who actually is uh the 70 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 1: liberty because of my dam house that baptize me, But 71 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 1: you can't tell me who the hell I gonna see you? 72 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: But you're not there? What's to make Come on? You 73 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: don't even come on that that makes sense to you? 74 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: Come on, that doesn't make any no way any world. 75 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna allow you to come and bring your prone 76 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: in front of my house and baptize me. Then I'm 77 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: asking you ask and you you suposed to be a pastor, 78 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: you posted to be bottied. I'm asking you, okay, what's 79 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: friend of mine is sending you, you know, letting you 80 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: know I need be you got that liberty, sir? All 81 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: I want to know. Basically, I've already been paid. I'm 82 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: I'm coming. I'm notizing me that tip. I'm going to 83 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I tell 84 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: you wasn't did you come to my house in front 85 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 1: of my driver? You better bring the old congregation, you understand. 86 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: You better bring the beacons, the brothers, the sisters, and 87 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: they're my eass. You think I'm gonna be got tied 88 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 1: of which is the problem. This is what your friends 89 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 1: are talking about. This is why you need to be 90 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 1: baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood of 91 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 1: the lamp. This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. 92 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with you. Mr Wilton, what's wrong with me? Now? 93 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,600 Speaker 1: What's wrong with you is calling me and little ound 94 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: what they're telling me, I need to be that in 95 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: front of my house if I need to be baptised, 96 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 1: don't get the only water I go down to the church. 97 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: I don't need you come in front of my house 98 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: making a circus. We are afraid of some white sheets 99 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: talking about that Aslee. That for mom understanding, my understanding, 100 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 1: for my understanding. Mr Wilpon, you missed two Sunday is 101 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,279 Speaker 1: already this month suning this man. I can't go anywhere 102 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: and get the one. I don't need you coming here 103 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: because you're tell him I missed too, Damn Sundays, I'm 104 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: gonna missing sunthing too because the phone up ain't coming off. Sir. 105 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job. 106 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and 107 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on 108 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 1: two moore, you will. I tell you what you curning 109 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: my standing o'cock and morning I swell on your lord, 110 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna bust you. You understand me. You were not 111 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 1: culling my house telling me you would have battipe down. 112 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,280 Speaker 1: Don't give a damn who paid you? You understand I 113 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: was drawing your awards, mander Stack. Now bring you your teachers, 114 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 1: anybody else. We don't. Don't fool brought you that you understand. 115 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: I'm I'm all of this ain't goer and all of 116 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: the did these problems you have within you? We are 117 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,239 Speaker 1: going to purge your body and get it out your system. 118 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: I don't want your mean I tell you, I tell 119 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 1: you what brother sweating water? That was? Brother? Bring water. 120 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: You're gonna get baptized so thusday morning, I won't give 121 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 1: a damp, who pays you, who calls you, bring you? 122 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I can't to kill you. I'm gonna trying, 123 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 1: y'all safe. I got one more thing I want to 124 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: say to you. When you listen. You gotta matter what 125 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: I'm missing. You ain't got to say to me. I 126 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 1: gotta go. You understand you ain't got wrong, man. I 127 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,600 Speaker 1: want to say to you. Is you listening to me? Whatnot? 128 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. 129 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:46,839 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, 130 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: let me check yourself. Man, let me tell you something. Boy, 131 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 1: y'all y'all was vibran so man that to heaven. I 132 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: was about to act the fool on y'all because y'all 133 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 1: to show that crill you just stand me. Ain't got 134 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:08,840 Speaker 1: better to do. Didn't sit around here and just with 135 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: people during their day. Man, I ain't never thought y'all 136 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 1: could give me with this. When the hell goes around 137 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 1: tis of people away. That's like fills a will baptized 138 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 1: people with a pull on the back. I gotta ask 139 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:30,040 Speaker 1: you something. What is the baddest radio show in the land? Man? 140 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: You know it's the Steve Harvey Moran the show. Huh 141 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 1: good man, y'all, just wait till I get my jet. 142 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 1: When I get my jet flying on, you're going there. 143 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 1: When I give my jet, I'm gonna go to Cabo 144 00:07:52,640 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 1: and be baptized handed one. That was crazy. Sometimes you 145 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 1: gotta be washed in the blood of the lamb. All right, 146 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: my driveway. But it can be done in the driveway, 147 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: in the backyard, or even on the side of the house. 148 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: But right now you need to be washed and cleansed 149 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: in the blood of the lamb. All right, all right, 150 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:29,120 Speaker 1: everybody's saying, man, amen, man again, that's what that's what 151 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:34,840 Speaker 1: that's You really think you're a preacher sometimes because you're 152 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:38,439 Speaker 1: so good. You're in your every now and then I 153 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 1: feel a sermon coming on. Next week, we're gonna get 154 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 1: everybody in bikinis and mask, bikinis and the mask. You 155 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: just come forward in your bikini and mask, and that's 156 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 1: all you're gonna need for a daycase, because that's what 157 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,719 Speaker 1: we're going to be doing. We're gonna take a day 158 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:04,599 Speaker 1: case jinn and bikini's and mass charts. It's not a 159 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 1: vacation with the beat. Thank you, nephew. Coming up at 160 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 1: the top of the hour. It's the Strawberry Letter, the 161 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,559 Speaker 1: subject I can't find a man in real life or online. 162 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,839 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 163 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.