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Speaker 1: Get your hands together and we're going to start to party.

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Speaker 2: Start.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready to party the elvist Ran after Party.

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Speaker 4: The after party podcast. Party's done, let's have a podcast.

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Speaker 4: So lately, our Scottie Bee has been dating an incredible,

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Speaker 4: incredible human being. Yeah, who happens to live on a farm.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, he's dating you.

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Speaker 6: No, you are incredible.

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Speaker 4: So Scotty's been spending some time at this farm. Isn't

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Speaker 4: far from my farm. They're very farm adjacent. So now

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Speaker 4: you're starting to do farm things for the first time

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Speaker 4: in your life.

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Speaker 6: You had to weigh some goats last weekend.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, why were you weighing them?

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Speaker 6: Well, because it's so they know how much warmer to

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Speaker 6: give them.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, did you know that? See No, I thought

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Speaker 1: it was like meat. Did you know that? Did you

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Speaker 1: know that before you wade them?

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Speaker 6: I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: That's how you figure out.

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Speaker 6: And I had to weigh them like a suitcase. Had

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Speaker 6: to get on the scale first and weigh me and

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Speaker 6: then hold one of them. What you give them, I

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Speaker 6: don't know. It's the same thing in it.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So he's been doing farm things.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So is this hilarious.

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Speaker 4: This weekend he gets to do the ultimate farm thing.

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Speaker 4: He gets to milk a cow.

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Speaker 6: You've never done that.

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Speaker 1: But he has a problem because Scotty is a little strange.

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Speaker 4: You want to tell everyone your problem. I don't milking

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Speaker 4: a cow. I'm not sure if it's a problem. I

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Speaker 4: just said, what if I get would I don't know

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Speaker 4: how that works?

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Speaker 5: Yes, Scotty, what is then? What do you do?

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Speaker 6: I don't know. I just think it's to be weird.

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Speaker 4: So you're saying it resembles an act, yeah, a self

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I just I just

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Speaker 6: thought popped into my head. I can't imagine it would happen.

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Speaker 6: I'm just thinking, that's all. That's what I think.

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Speaker 1: What I got wooden weird places. I mean, not from

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Speaker 1: the cow, but in church, And that's what it was

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Speaker 1: a bizarre moment. You know, you don't want to what

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Speaker 1: when I was I don't even want to know.

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Speaker 4: When it's an analogy, when the priest went to put

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Speaker 4: the wafer in your mouth, you did you taste the

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Speaker 4: tip of his finger.

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Speaker 1: There's a very vivid metal.

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Speaker 7: I was a I was with my grandma Nancy, and

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Speaker 7: we were in Sunday mass and then.

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Speaker 1: The priest was speaking and I'm like, well, this is awkward.

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Speaker 6: It was just happening.

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Speaker 7: So maybe if you, if that happens to you during

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Speaker 7: milking your cow, you could totally have disassociation with the

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Speaker 7: situation at hand. And it's because it's just chemistry.

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Speaker 6: It's random, woody random. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wait, didn't you used to say I will never go

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Speaker 2: for a massage because you were afraid of getting wood.

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Speaker 6: I'm afraid of getting wood and farting cow. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Wow, I can't go back to the fact that he's

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Speaker 4: worried about getting a boner from livestock, like, I don't know, Well,

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Speaker 4: it's it's the action of Look, I've milked many a colby.

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Speaker 4: It's it's not a there's smells of manure and mooing.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine being around. Let me be very clear

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Speaker 4: Barns can be hot, go on, keep going, not involving,

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Speaker 4: not involving a livestock. No, I've done it in a

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Speaker 4: barn or two in day. There's a smell of pea

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Speaker 4: that's what they do. They pee and poo in the head.

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Speaker 1: Is that with the expression of rolling the hay? Is

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Speaker 1: that where that comes from?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Wow? So anyway back to I'm not saying I'm

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Speaker 6: gonna be turned on. I just like, I don't know,

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Speaker 6: have you ever milked a cow before? I've never milked

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Speaker 6: a fake.

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Speaker 4: The way you grasp the utter, the way you grasp

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Speaker 6: You kind of have to like like pinch it right. Maybe, yeah,

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Speaker 6: you'll once you start doing it, you'll get it. They're

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Speaker 1: They'll teach you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. But because I think there's like a hot farmer

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Speaker 4: Look, so I don't think you're gonna have a problem.

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Speaker 4: This is an odd conversation. But if anyone's surprised by this.

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Speaker 6: Lightly, Wait, can you drink that milk immediately? Does something

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Speaker 5: You can't.

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Speaker 1: You can't.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely you can't.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's that's for storage and transportation. Can you drink

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Speaker 4: right out of the utterer? I'm just curious you could,

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Speaker 6: Okay, I don't think you should. All right, well, you know,

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Speaker 6: I'll report back and let you know how it goes.

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Speaker 5: Are you at all worry about the cow getting aroused

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Speaker 5: while you're doing this?

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Speaker 6: But wait, so the milk cows are female cows?

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Speaker 1: Right? Pretty much?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 1: I don't get if you if you get some confus

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Speaker 1: it was going on there in the barn.

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Speaker 6: Oh I could tell you something, Nate, I could tell

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Speaker 6: you something else that happens at the farm.

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Speaker 6: So her mom uh gets paid thirty dollars each to

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Speaker 6: clean horses penises? Okay, yeah, yeah, what do you mean

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Speaker 6: it's good? It's a good business.

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Speaker 5: They can't clean their own penises.

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Speaker 6: No, you got to get your hand up in there

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Speaker 6: and clean the whole penis and take out the bean.

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Speaker 1: It's a process.

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Speaker 5: So what if it was a wild horse, it's just

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Speaker 6: The they get infections and stuff?

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Speaker 4: Really?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wild horses, you don't You don't worry about.

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Speaker 2: The thirty dollars is cheap.

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Speaker 6: They would they would just line them up and it

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Speaker 6: was penis after penis for three for a dollar an hour,

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Speaker 6: So is thirty thirty? Yeah, yeah, it's business.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 5: How long does it take to clean one.

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Speaker 6: She'd clean up? Not very long.

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Speaker 2: And how many doing one day?

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Speaker 6: I don't know. I haven't got those details.

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Speaker 5: But they don't find out for like five minutes, like

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Speaker 6: Well, no, I think it was like apparently I didn't realize.

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Speaker 6: But apparently. I mean because when we see horse penises

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Speaker 6: they're not, they're in a pouch apparently, So she goes

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Speaker 6: elbow deep up in the pouch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're retractable.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, are they do they are?

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Speaker 1: They horse breeders?

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Speaker 6: They're not breeders, but they have taken care of horses

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Speaker 4: Okay, so yeah, yeah, no you need you need to

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Speaker 5: What goes on on your farm?

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Speaker 1: I have schnauzers.

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Speaker 5: Are you ever gonna get animals? No, well, lands can

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Speaker 5: get some animals.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's all it's all, it's all growth.

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Speaker 5: Well, I've looked into some alpacas and some lamas.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: No, if you bring alpacas home, you got to take

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Speaker 6: I know someone that can clean their penises, and I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: Pretend you didn't say anything.

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Speaker 4: Anything is it'd be great to have livestalk on the farm,

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Speaker 4: but when winter comes, it's it's a it's a whole

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Speaker 1: It's not easy. So they take a lot of work.

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Speaker 5: I will come over. I volunteers tribute.

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Speaker 1: You don't say that, because you won't.

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Speaker 5: I'll take care of the raccoons for sure.

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Speaker 1: I don't have raccoons.

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Speaker 6: I do.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 6: I have to tell you. It's fun though, Like I'm

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Speaker 6: fully immersed. I know Andrew likes to make fun of me.

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Speaker 6: But I love the farm life.

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Speaker 1: I love Scott.

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Speaker 6: I love feeding them, I love playing with them. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Of I feel like he is like Blake Shelton and

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Speaker 2: Gwen Stefani. He is the Gwen Stefani.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I got my car hard overalls. Now I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: I told this is Scotty. Scotty's a very hard worker.

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Speaker 1: He's a very dedicated person. He gets up early.

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Speaker 6: He's got a good attention to detail.

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Speaker 1: I think you'd make a great farmer. No, you make

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Speaker 1: a great farmer. I know you. You are making a

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean when the show is done, I may

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Speaker 1: Well, why wait, lave your beloved Long Island? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: For the farm life, Yeah I would. I love it.

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Speaker 6: It's it's it's slow and chill, and they got tractor

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Speaker 5: What do you do with them?

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Speaker 1: Don't ask?

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Speaker 5: I know, don't ask.

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Speaker 4: But okay, So the way you're gonna learn about any

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Speaker 4: of this is just doing things.

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Speaker 1: And you're doing them.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm so excited. I really, this is a wonderful

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Speaker 6: chapter in my life. I'm very excited.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited for you.

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Speaker 2: So nice.

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Speaker 5: Just don't be weird to the animals.

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Speaker 6: Oh I've never Oh my god, No, please, yes you are.

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Speaker 5: You're weird Desawyer and I hate it.

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Speaker 1: He likes to lick me. Sawyer is his dog, by

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Speaker 1: the way, where.

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Speaker 5: Is his dog? And Scotty sends me videos of Sawyer

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Speaker 5: licking his toes for a very long amount.

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Speaker 6: No, I do not. I do not put any substances

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Speaker 6: on my body. He just likes to lick feet and

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Speaker 5: There's like a tongue between the toes for so much.

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Speaker 1: The dogs don't know that's what they do. That's what

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Speaker 6: He gets enjoyment from it, and he's in his senior years.

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Speaker 6: Let him be happy. Do they do get enjoyment? Dogs

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Speaker 6: get enjoyment licking you. I mean it releases all their happy,

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Speaker 6: happy hormones.

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Speaker 5: Can I just can we have him stop sending me

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Speaker 5: the videos.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a whole different situation.

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Speaker 6: I thought you liked it.

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Speaker 5: I've never liked it. I've told him calling the cops

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Speaker 5: on you every single time.

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Speaker 6: There's nothing illegal about what happened.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I know, I tried my terrible all right.

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Speaker 1: Well, that said, this has been a lot of fun.

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Speaker 6: Okay, see ya.

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Speaker 3: The Elvis DA Ran after party