Speaker 1: The Nicki Gleiser Podcast, Nikkleaser, Here's Nicky.
Speaker 2: Hello here, I am Welcome to the podcast is Nicky
Speaker 2: Glazer podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm here with my boyfriend
Speaker 2: Chris Convey. We're in Los Angeles, California. Where was everyone laughing?
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 3: Nick nick podcast?
Speaker 2: Well? I was like really low end before we started,
Speaker 2: and I just decided, like I was leaning back in
Speaker 2: my chair as the show was starting, and I was like,
Speaker 2: be professional, bitch, And so then it snapped into like
Speaker 2: talking way too fast and I need to find some
Speaker 2: happy medium, you know, like I want to be a professional,
Speaker 2: but I want to be authentic and I want people
Speaker 2: to be understand what I say.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're auditioning the big game show host Welcome.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, oh that's pretty good. I am kind of
Speaker 2: that would be a sweet gig. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Chris Convey is here with me in California, and uh
Speaker 2: Anya and Brian Franji, Anya, Marina, Brian Frandier here. Noah
Speaker 2: is here as well. The whole gang is together.
Speaker 5: I invented a game show. You did, Yeah, I did?
Speaker 5: And then it was stolen from me and then I
Speaker 5: actually went and auditioned for it to be a contestant
Speaker 5: and I didn't get on, and I was like, I
Speaker 5: made this.
Speaker 1: Shows again, what is the show?
Speaker 5: Oh well, it's a show and it can also be
Speaker 5: a party game for your friends and family at events
Speaker 5: or parties. I guess it's called Lincoln Words and it's uh.
Speaker 5: I kind of forgot how to play it. But you
Speaker 5: start off with a word. And this is before if
Speaker 5: you heard of this game, this is before I came
Speaker 5: up with this, before you heard of it. This was
Speaker 5: like ten years ago. But also there might be another
Speaker 5: game from the seventies. It's very similar, but there was
Speaker 5: a start with a word, and you know like compound
Speaker 5: words like trash shoot or garbage truck, you know stuff
Speaker 5: like that. Yes, so you start off with a word
Speaker 5: and then you have like like a wordle type word
Speaker 5: and you have like five chances to get to another word. Yeah,
Speaker 5: to get to another word.
Speaker 1: That's cool, Lincoln Words. I don't like the name.
Speaker 2: Lincolns because it makes me I'm going to talk about
Speaker 2: Abraham Lincoln and that bores me and I don't want
Speaker 2: to see that show.
Speaker 1: But I do like this game is really fun. We
Speaker 1: should play this sometime.
Speaker 5: It's a fun game and I have a bunch of
Speaker 5: rules that's exciting. You have to spend sided die and.
Speaker 1: What could the rules be?
Speaker 5: Well, one of the rules is if you're in a circle,
Speaker 5: like like if you're playing cash phrase or something like that,
Speaker 5: you're in a circle. If you're in a circle and
Speaker 5: you try to think of a Lincoln word, if the person, uh,
Speaker 5: you try to think a link word, and then the
Speaker 5: person if you can't think of a Lincoln word, then
Speaker 5: you can say.
Speaker 3: How are you spelling Lincoln.
Speaker 5: L I n K I like Lincoln Park? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: like Lincoln Park. If you can't think of a Lincoln
Speaker 5: word one way because you think that the previous word
Speaker 5: is too difficult to link with, then you can say
Speaker 5: challenge and the person before you has to then come
Speaker 5: up with the Lincoln word, and if they can't come
Speaker 5: up with a Lincoln word, then they lose because they
Speaker 5: gave you a shitty word to link with.
Speaker 2: So then you tried out for this game. That was
Speaker 2: the game stolen from you? Or is it like the
Speaker 2: idea that Elizabeth Gilbert has where if you don't capitalize
Speaker 2: on your ideas, they will find someone else's brain and
Speaker 2: find a way out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Elizabeth Gilbert, definitely. I mean I didn't have any
Speaker 5: means to capitalize on this, Like, it's not like if
Speaker 5: you come up with a game show, you can just
Speaker 5: go to mercy.
Speaker 1: She was stolen from you.
Speaker 2: So I didn't know if that it was a real thing,
Speaker 2: because the other day you did tell me of a
Speaker 2: show that was seemingly like you pitched a show, and
Speaker 2: then a show came out on that same network that
Speaker 2: was so similar to your idea.
Speaker 5: Yes, I can talk about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, it's insane.
Speaker 5: This is in twenty seventeen or something or twenty eighteen,
Speaker 5: I pitched a show to Fox called Models on Mars.
Speaker 5: It was an animated narrative show that the premise of
Speaker 5: the show was there is a a producer who pitches
Speaker 5: a reality show called Models on Mars, where they would
Speaker 5: take twenty influencers or celebrities and fly them to a
Speaker 5: recently abandoned Mars colony on Mars and they do a
Speaker 5: reality show in a big house on Mars and they
Speaker 5: have to do all these Mars challenges.
Speaker 3: Wait, I have a dumb question, Okay, but don't make
Speaker 3: Is it a reality show or is it a mock
Speaker 3: reality show.
Speaker 2: This is a cartoon, this is an animated narrative, and
Speaker 2: they can't go to Mars way.
Speaker 5: Why is any laugh?
Speaker 1: Because I think Ana is questioning, like is this really good? Possible?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know, I mean we're on our way, so
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 5: Okay. So in this world, there was a Mars colony
Speaker 5: constructed that did not happen yet in real life, and
Speaker 5: then it was abandoned because the public will didn't want
Speaker 5: to pay the taxes anymore, so they abandoned this Mars colony,
Speaker 5: and then this production company came in and decided to
Speaker 5: take advantage of it by putting a reality show in
Speaker 5: the colony there. So it's a colony with all science shit,
Speaker 5: but then they removed all the science shit and replaced
Speaker 5: it with like a indoor like an underground pool and
Speaker 5: a foam pit and stuff. Okay, so they fly all
Speaker 5: of these models to Mars with a small skeleton production crew,
Speaker 5: and then on the way to the Mars colony, the
Speaker 5: nuclear apocalypse happens on Earth and everybody dies. And so
Speaker 5: this small production company and twenty of the worst people
Speaker 5: in human existence, influencers and stuff like that, are responsible
Speaker 5: for repopulating the human society on Mars and also surviving
Speaker 5: without any help. So I pitched that show. People said, oh,
Speaker 5: it's such a great idea. I love you, Bri, You're
Speaker 5: the best, You're so funny. Definitely gonna make.
Speaker 2: This shows up in the Martian And that is what
Speaker 2: someone stole his idea.
Speaker 5: Now, so three days later, you know, you get an
Speaker 5: email that says we actually hate you. Fuck you.
Speaker 2: And then you you get an email because sometimes I
Speaker 2: feel like they just don't ever tell you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they love telling you how great you are in
Speaker 4: the room, though, don't they.
Speaker 5: That's the Hollywood. Hello. So I so this year, as
Speaker 5: some of you may know, Fox.
Speaker 2: Because I advertised it on this podcast, Yes, yes.
Speaker 5: For this, Fox comes out with a reality show called
Speaker 5: what's it called Stars on Mars Mars Stars on Mars.
Speaker 5: Where's a real reality show. It's not an animated narrative show.
Speaker 5: It's a reality show where they made some Mars colony
Speaker 5: mock up and they're taking celebrities and influencers and putting
Speaker 5: them in a big house and forcing them to survive
Speaker 5: on quote unquote Mars.
Speaker 6: Is it really like Starzam I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 6: it's just like a mock up of I haven't seen
Speaker 6: it yet, but it's I did see one clip of
Speaker 6: it where because I couldn't just I just couldn't believe
Speaker 6: this headline.
Speaker 2: And it was like Lance Armstrong gets into a fight
Speaker 2: with Ariel Winter or like you know the girl from
Speaker 2: the she was like the younger sister and modern family,
Speaker 2: like the smart one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Lance Armstrong
Speaker 2: isn't a screaming fight with her star because he's like,
Speaker 2: I'm leaving. She's like, this isn't what it's about. And
Speaker 2: all these people are like.
Speaker 1: You need to stay. We gave here as a group,
Speaker 1: like it's like desperate.
Speaker 2: Like and he's just like so intense, and it was
Speaker 2: like it actually looked really good Stars on marsh check
Speaker 2: it out on Fox.
Speaker 5: Was so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: William is ninety something years old.
Speaker 5: He still got it.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, what did you feel when, like, do you
Speaker 1: think they stole it?
Speaker 2: For what's what's parallel saw? What do you think is
Speaker 2: going on there?
Speaker 5: I think for that, I mean I don't think it
Speaker 5: was stolen. I just think it was the reason why
Speaker 5: I was able to come up with the parody idea
Speaker 5: for the reality show because I thought that things are
Speaker 5: so ridiculous now that this is a realistic possibility. And
Speaker 5: that's why it was a good pitch, because I thought
Speaker 5: it could happen. But then four years later it did happen,
Speaker 5: although they fudged it because it's not really on Mars.
Speaker 2: But well, I think that's my question is how did
Speaker 2: you miss out on the title stars on Mars?
Speaker 1: Yes, because your.
Speaker 2: Season isn't even all it was models and influencers at
Speaker 2: a mix of people.
Speaker 1: But you liked the alliteration more than the rhyme.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a sucker for alliteration. But that's not the
Speaker 5: only time that a show that I pitched was then made.
Speaker 5: I mean, it happens. We have protection against time, no, no,
Speaker 5: no protection at all. And yeah, for people like me,
Speaker 5: you know, it's like I'm a fucking nobody going in
Speaker 5: there with my dumb idea. There's nothing stopping them from
Speaker 5: just taking the idea and you know, running with it.
Speaker 5: Like you know, Kevin Costner has this app out now
Speaker 5: where it's I forgot what it's called, but it's like
Speaker 5: an app where you it's a location based storytelling app
Speaker 5: where you put this app on your phone and then
Speaker 5: you get to a certain location, and then you get
Speaker 5: there's that tells you a story based on where you're standing,
Speaker 5: based on whatever historical or informational stuff like sort of
Speaker 5: like a walking tour.
Speaker 1: Fiction or nonfiction.
Speaker 3: It's called it's audio with au TiO.
Speaker 5: Yeah, autio, I'm pretty sure it's not fiction. But anyway,
Speaker 5: I had that idea too. I pitched that around, Nobody
Speaker 5: fucking wanted to give me money for it, and then
Speaker 5: I in twenty fourteen, I created a cartoon called Illuminati Incorporated,
Speaker 5: based on my experiences with my podcast that I had
Speaker 5: for seven years. I'm even made shorts for Illuminati Incorporated.
Speaker 5: And the premise of the show was a workplace comedy
Speaker 5: that takes place in the Illuminati, and it was about
Speaker 5: the minutia of corporate of a corporation, but starring the
Speaker 5: creatures that were in charge of running this shadow government.
Speaker 5: And I even made episodes of that cartoon, and I
Speaker 5: put it out on Dan Harmon's little contest project Channel
Speaker 5: one oh one, and I won first place three times
Speaker 5: in a row, and then I pitched it. I pitched
Speaker 5: it to Adult Swim, which was before Netflix existed. But
Speaker 5: then two years ago I was still doing voiceover auditions
Speaker 5: for animation stuff. I received the sides for a show
Speaker 5: that like sounds quite a lot like Illuminati Incorporated. And
Speaker 5: here I am reading sides for some lizard person for
Speaker 5: this show that I was like, this feels a lot
Speaker 5: like Illumini. It's like a workplace comedy. And then two
Speaker 5: years later Netflix comes out show a good show which
Speaker 5: is even more upsetting, called Inside Job, which was a
Speaker 5: workplace comedy that takes place an animated workplace comedy that
Speaker 5: takes place in Illuminati headquarters, which, FYI, not the most
Speaker 5: original idea anyways. So is this just a matter of
Speaker 5: time before someone came out with it? But it sucks
Speaker 5: because I pitched the show in twenty fourteen. They said
Speaker 5: this is a shitty idea, You're dumb and we want
Speaker 5: to cut your head off. And then four years later
Speaker 5: they're like, this is an amazing idea.
Speaker 2: Two seasons this is undossible. Does this happen to you Anya?
Speaker 2: In the Songwriunning World.
Speaker 3: I mean it happened to Matt. Matt has a song
Speaker 3: that is very similar to a Morgan Wallen song. I
Speaker 3: was just thinking about it. Do you want me to
Speaker 3: play you a little of it?
Speaker 1: Back to back.
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, so this is Matt's song from Matt pont Pier,
Speaker 3: released years years before the Morgan Wallen song that I'll
Speaker 3: play you let me fast forward too, Okay, hold on,
Speaker 3: here we go. Okay, so that's a pretty Uh that's
Speaker 3: something you'll remember.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now's.
Speaker 3: So that's a very similar progression.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is anything less similaric than country music? With this
Speaker 4: kind of country music. I mean, this guy is putting
Speaker 4: on a voice like you wouldn't believe. I mean, that's
Speaker 4: not you heard the country music.
Speaker 5: It's incredible.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If people haven't listened to the bo Burnham pandurin, it's
Speaker 4: after this podcast.
Speaker 5: Look it up.
Speaker 1: Favorite thing I think ever country music.
Speaker 4: Country music fans and people that aren't country music, people
Speaker 4: that hate country music. Everybody should listen to this.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. No shirt, no shoes, no juice.
Speaker 3: You didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: And it's like he just like I walk and talk
Speaker 1: la Field hand, but the jeans I'm wearing cost three grand.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: And he goes there's a little line where you're just like,
Speaker 2: I hate dirt. Like he's talking about being like I
Speaker 2: would I talk about coming from towns I'd never go
Speaker 2: to I uh, I always have the beer can with
Speaker 2: the label face and now it's all about and the
Speaker 2: whole song is like I can still I could speak
Speaker 2: in Mandarin, you know, I'm panderin and it's just and.
Speaker 1: Then he gets rapey.
Speaker 2: It's really funny, and then yeah, it's that's disturbing that those.
Speaker 5: Two songs sound very similar. That's the future. That's when
Speaker 5: that that's what happens when you plug stuff into AI.
Speaker 5: That's what's all gonna be. It's gonna be like, well,
Speaker 5: that song sounds a lot like these three songs mashed together.
Speaker 5: What the fuck's that? That's the future we're gonna be
Speaker 5: dealing with.
Speaker 1: That is I don't think.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine an artist is dumb enough to just
Speaker 2: take an artist that maybe no one has heard that
Speaker 2: like a B track from an old album, and and
Speaker 2: just copy it. I think their producers do that though,
Speaker 2: you know, like when I got nothing to give Morgan tomorrow,
Speaker 2: let me just pull this old CD that I found
Speaker 2: and like and take this thing. This guy probably will
Speaker 2: never even listen to a Morganwallen song. He'll never know
Speaker 2: this thing. And this is already a Morgan Wallen b
Speaker 2: track anyway or whatever, like no one's gonna hear this one,
Speaker 2: and they Because that's the thing that I said about
Speaker 2: Carlos Mencia when I said that people were he wrote
Speaker 2: he stole people's jokes. The people were that were writing
Speaker 2: for him stole people's jokes. Not that I'm saying Morgan
Speaker 2: Wallan's not capable of it. I'm just like, I just
Speaker 2: think that would be so insane for an artist to
Speaker 2: actually steal.
Speaker 1: But you know, stranger things.
Speaker 7: What about Brian's case where it's like big Hollywood studios,
Speaker 7: I think.
Speaker 2: You can just because there's no name on that, you
Speaker 2: can just hide behind one of the producers like it's
Speaker 2: just and yeah, I think that happens way more.
Speaker 5: I don't think that Stars on Mars was rip off.
Speaker 5: I don't think Fox, and I think Fox heard both pitches,
Speaker 5: and they probably hear similar pitches all the time. But
Speaker 5: it's not like the execs at Fox or like, we
Speaker 5: have an idea for a show. If someone came to
Speaker 5: them and said, we have an idea for a show.
Speaker 5: Stars on Mars pitched it to them, and even though
Speaker 5: it was very similar to my idea, they somehow thought
Speaker 5: that theirs was good.
Speaker 4: And it's not like every single idea goes to Billy
Speaker 4: Fox like these are. Animation department is different than the
Speaker 4: reality department, like it's they all report to some meeting.
Speaker 5: But I do know thereat ideas. This idea did go
Speaker 5: to Billy Fox.
Speaker 2: And I'm always on the side of parallel thought. Like
Speaker 2: whenever someone's like, I heard this girl do a joke
Speaker 2: of yours, I always go, it's probably parallel thought because
Speaker 2: I'm not there's not that many ideas out there. I've
Speaker 2: seen it happen so many fucking times. I mean, especially
Speaker 2: with the book most of the comics accused of stealing. Always,
Speaker 2: if I could give any advice to people, if you
Speaker 2: see someone accused of stealing, it most likely didn't happen,
Speaker 2: and it's parallel thought. They might also be a shitty
Speaker 2: person on top of that, and they might like not
Speaker 2: care that a joke that they like, you guys heard
Speaker 2: me say the other day Mark Marin did a joke
Speaker 2: that I was like tossing around in my head. But
Speaker 2: now it's done, Like I'm not going to touch that
Speaker 2: now because he's already done it. And I can't even
Speaker 2: put my own little spin on it because I saw
Speaker 2: him do it, and it just feels icky to me, So.
Speaker 1: That should stop a lot of people.
Speaker 2: But the other night I was on stage and I
Speaker 2: did my joke about Susan Boyle and it just did
Speaker 2: not go over well, and I was just like, ugh,
Speaker 2: all right, that's weird.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 2: The next day this comedian wrote to me and she
Speaker 2: was like, hey, I went right before you last night
Speaker 2: and I did a joke about Susan Boyle, and I
Speaker 2: think that's why the audience was a little like off
Speaker 2: on that one. I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 2: is so why you should watch someone before you, because
Speaker 2: so often you talk about the exact same things and
Speaker 2: you'll be making like a different point about it so
Speaker 2: or the same point, and the audience is just confused
Speaker 2: because the audience thinks you watched the.
Speaker 3: Show Toyle night tonight ll be doing a riff on this.
Speaker 2: But she was making I'm making a point that we
Speaker 2: only like Susan Boyle because she can sing a lot.
Speaker 2: Otherwise we think she's trash because she's old and ugly
Speaker 2: and no one wants to fuck her, so she would
Speaker 2: There's no chance she would be famous unless she had
Speaker 2: a good voice.
Speaker 1: She's worthless to us. But her point was we only like.
Speaker 2: Her because we feel bad because she's ugly, and so
Speaker 2: we I think that was her point. So she sent
Speaker 2: me the joke, She's really sweet, Jessica Michelle Singleton. She
Speaker 2: sent me her joke and and was like, I'm so sorry, dude,
Speaker 2: Like she's really and she's so funny and so nice,
Speaker 2: and so I was like honored that she even had
Speaker 2: like kind of the same premise because I really like
Speaker 2: love her comedy, but it wasn't the same. So I
Speaker 2: was like, oh good, I can still do mine, she
Speaker 2: can still do hers, we just shouldn't do them.
Speaker 1: On the same show, back to back, and the other night,
Speaker 1: I did a joke about.
Speaker 2: Not wanting kids and like all the reasons I think it's,
Speaker 2: like doesn't make sense to have kids or whatever, just
Speaker 2: doing my whole bit. And then Andrew Schultz gets up
Speaker 2: right after me, not having seen my act, and goes,
Speaker 2: my wife and I are trying for kids, and everyone
Speaker 2: just starts cracking up, and he goes.
Speaker 1: Why is that funny? He like got mad at them.
Speaker 1: He's like, why do you laugh at that? Like he
Speaker 1: did not understand, and they're all they want to tell
Speaker 1: him like, because she just said, don't do that, and
Speaker 1: she made it.
Speaker 2: Pretty I was proud of them laughing because obviously I
Speaker 2: made a good point. Yeah, they were all like, that
Speaker 2: would be upsur like Slucker, all right, we have to
Speaker 2: go to break. We'll come back right after this with Marshall.
Speaker 1: All right, we're back. So, Anya, you just told us
Speaker 1: that Matt got oh yeah, dunked.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. He told me a few days ago.
Speaker 1: I was in Callous that's where Morgan steals your song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, commits Granger that that's how we call it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was in California and I just ignored the text.
Speaker 3: And then the next he said, Willa and I got skunked.
Speaker 3: And then I went to bed and forgot about it immediately.
Speaker 3: And the next day he's like, I guess you didn't
Speaker 3: read your text. I'm like, I did. What what did
Speaker 3: I miss? He's like, Willa and I got skunked. It
Speaker 3: was a huge deal. I'm like, what does that even mean.
Speaker 3: He's like, we got sprayed by skunk. And they're always
Speaker 3: hikings and in the woods, So I didn't think anything
Speaker 3: of it. Evidently, late at night they went out to
Speaker 3: the backyard and Will was rummaging around with something back there,
Speaker 3: and then the motion light sensor goes off and Matt
Speaker 3: sees this little baby skunk and she's like you know knows.
Speaker 3: I mean, she's like a hunting dog, so she's in
Speaker 3: there with that, and he's like, willa stop stop, and
Speaker 3: he starts yelling skunk, skunk at the top of his lungs.
Speaker 3: She doesn't speak English.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been trained so proficiently just for that exact move.
Speaker 3: I know. And he doesn't want the skunk to get hurt,
Speaker 3: not even thinking this thing is about to happen. The
Speaker 3: skunk raises, yeah, raises its tail, and Matt's like it
Speaker 3: was so disgusting, just like a full on straight stream
Speaker 3: right in her nose and her eyes all over her face,
Speaker 3: and then he grabs her to get her away from
Speaker 3: the skunk. Doesn't want the skunk to get hurt, and.
Speaker 1: The skunk sprase sphrase him.
Speaker 3: So they're just covered in this skunk.
Speaker 1: Jess, whoa wait, do they still smell?
Speaker 3: The whole house smells, dude, And it's been a week,
Speaker 3: like and anytime you wet the door, he's bathed her
Speaker 3: three or four times, like, followed all the instructions online.
Speaker 3: Of course, I was like tomato juice because that's what
Speaker 3: I heard in the seventies. By the way, I just
Speaker 3: want to say, please, besties, nobody write to me. I
Speaker 3: know that I fucked up on yesterday's podcast and we
Speaker 3: dropped the epotomic bomb in nineteen forty five, not the sixties,
Speaker 3: which is what I said.
Speaker 6: I mean, sorry, catch it confused it with me and all,
Speaker 6: and now I'll probably get that wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't know, was like late sixties, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, the World War two was nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 5: So uh, tomic bomb. I believe.
Speaker 1: No, it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: I was trying to work on a joke the other
Speaker 2: day about how you know, how we get and we'll
Speaker 2: get back to the skug, but how we get mad
Speaker 2: at like kit like young people when we're like you
Speaker 2: you've never heard of goonies? Like it's like, yeah they
Speaker 2: were alive. Yeah, why Like I've been shamed my whole life,
Speaker 2: like you've never seen uh, Like, what's it? There's likes Company, Yes,
Speaker 2: stuff like that. You don't know who the fons is.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, I didn't exist then, bitch. And also
Speaker 2: I don't watch black and white films or whatever the fuck,
Speaker 2: so I might don't make a joke about how like
Speaker 2: you know, I even have those instincts sometimes when kids
Speaker 2: are like, what's who's Racle? And I'm like, you don't
Speaker 2: know who Racle it is? And it's like no, and
Speaker 2: like I don't know what. Like I wanted to make some.
Speaker 1: Point of like and I don't know when World War two.
Speaker 2: Was because I like the argument being I wasn't around then,
Speaker 2: But it's really because.
Speaker 1: I'm still.
Speaker 3: Paying attention.
Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention when I was young.
Speaker 5: That day in class, yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, that one day, one day to certain things.
Speaker 4: I have a friend who he just he thinks he
Speaker 4: was sick the day they taught Roman numerals and he's
Speaker 4: got no idea.
Speaker 5: That's so.
Speaker 3: I never had a geography class because I went to
Speaker 3: a one room schoolhouse. They never in my education did
Speaker 3: anyone teach us geography. No cap I'm like, how did
Speaker 3: you guys miss that?
Speaker 1: And you're way.
Speaker 2: I got a shower curtain with the world on it,
Speaker 2: so when you are on the toilet you can learn.
Speaker 1: Things.
Speaker 2: And but uh, Brian has all the one hundred and
Speaker 2: ninety eight countries memorized.
Speaker 5: I can name all the countries.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, that's all that exists.
Speaker 4: I can even name Booster, Noah and Anya. How many
Speaker 4: countries do you think there are in the world?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 3: Ninety eight?
Speaker 1: I just I think we did this already. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: and no.
Speaker 2: But here's another question that we did last night that
Speaker 2: is so fun that Brian has all the stats for
Speaker 2: how many World War II survivors because it did happen
Speaker 2: in nineteen sixty veterans veterans, sorry, how many veterans of
Speaker 2: World War Two.
Speaker 1: Are alive today?
Speaker 2: And let's just say, when World War Two ended, there
Speaker 2: were sixteen million?
Speaker 1: Was that right, Brian?
Speaker 5: That's correct?
Speaker 2: Sixteen million survivors of or like you know, veterans alive
Speaker 2: of World War Two when it ended. How many are
Speaker 2: there today? And how many? There's a follow a useful,
Speaker 2: so a handful being like twenty there were again sixteen
Speaker 2: million unless zero ended in nineteen forty five?
Speaker 5: Is that definitely? I just to clarify, this is Americans
Speaker 5: that we're not talking about the whole world year.
Speaker 2: Sixteen million Americans were alive in nineteen forty five, and
Speaker 2: they had just fought in the war. They were probably
Speaker 2: in their twenties, you know, zero that so okay, So
Speaker 2: twenties plus eighty three they're in their nineties now, yeah,
Speaker 2: nineties or hundred one hundred.
Speaker 1: Or less, okay or less.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say zero.
Speaker 5: Zero, Chris, such a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, because it's feel like.
Speaker 4: I just saw something where like some like one of
Speaker 4: the last ones just died, or maybe there was some
Speaker 4: other word. I'm just gonna say under fifty.
Speaker 5: The correct answer is, well, as of twenty twenty two,
Speaker 5: that's what the veterans. Yeah, but we'll do the math
Speaker 5: in just the second. As of twenty twenty two, there
Speaker 5: are one hundred sixty seven thousand, two hundred and eighty
Speaker 5: four World War two veterans alive.
Speaker 1: And every day one hundred and eighty die.
Speaker 5: Yeah, every day.
Speaker 2: So if you do one hundred and eighty times three
Speaker 2: sixty five times, you get about sixty something thousand.
Speaker 1: Subtract that's hundred eighty.
Speaker 5: That's yeah, sixty five thousand, seven hundred.
Speaker 2: So you subtract that from the number you just said,
Speaker 2: and that's how many are probably alive. Right now.
Speaker 5: You have about one hundred thousand left, and.
Speaker 1: Every day two hundred of them about two hundred die.
Speaker 5: Probably that that number probably goes up too, it goes everywhere. Well, no,
Speaker 5: maybe it goes down. I don't know if it would
Speaker 5: go up or go down because they're getting older, but
Speaker 5: there's also less of them, so like you can't continuously
Speaker 5: have one hundred and eighty die because eventually it's like
Speaker 5: we don't have enough to do one hundred.
Speaker 1: The dying would keep happening. It's not like the big
Speaker 1: number would slow down.
Speaker 4: It would keep happening at a greater rate.
Speaker 5: They're going to start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the number is going to go up. The number
Speaker 1: won't go down, Brian.
Speaker 5: But the main if the if the main number is
Speaker 5: one hundred thousand, down goes down. Yeah, you think, okay,
Speaker 5: so always that number one hundred eight, But eventually it's
Speaker 5: going to go down because it's like, well, now there's
Speaker 5: only three thousand.
Speaker 2: Because there's no like they know, it will go down
Speaker 2: when there's twelve left because it can only be twelve
Speaker 2: dying every day, So it will go down when there's
Speaker 2: less than two hundred five or whatever it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's the reason that stat's remarkable to me
Speaker 5: is because, like your guys guesses, I felt like that
Speaker 5: was incredibly high. I can't believe there's over one hundred
Speaker 5: and sixty thousand people out there who are.
Speaker 2: Thinking about it's team million. And you think about how
Speaker 2: many people reach to their hundreds. What percentage you would say,
Speaker 2: maybe like two percent of people get into their nineties.
Speaker 1: I would think, you know.
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: What age do you guys want to live to? Like,
Speaker 2: if you could pick it, do you want to live forever? What?
Speaker 5: Yee?
Speaker 4: Noah's age seven hundred, nine hundred.
Speaker 3: Good question. I would always say as old as I
Speaker 3: can if I'm healthy. But you can't stipulate that.
Speaker 4: My grandma's ninety two and she's still cracking jokes. Yeah,
Speaker 4: pretty sharp if you can. If you could be a
Speaker 4: little bit like that, I.
Speaker 5: Think, yeah, well you have to have that going for
Speaker 5: you can't be Yeah, if you have a disease or
Speaker 5: something that makes it a lot differently, I'm.
Speaker 2: Worry no one's going to visit, like no one will
Speaker 2: give a shit about me then, And I just don't
Speaker 2: want to be alone in a nursing home and having
Speaker 2: like nurses be like, oh, she's one of our favorites,
Speaker 2: Like I just don't want to be one of the
Speaker 2: nurse's favorites and that's like the only people that care
Speaker 2: about me.
Speaker 1: And then I die and they all go, oh, she died.
Speaker 1: That's what they get. Just in the break room. They
Speaker 1: go really.
Speaker 2: And then like no, mine, go back to social Yeah,
Speaker 2: they start swiping with their eyes, their eyes in their head.
Speaker 1: God, what will it.
Speaker 5: Be like here here's a stat according to the SOA,
Speaker 5: which I don't know what that is. That could mean
Speaker 5: the uh shitty Society of old ass people liars. Yeah,
Speaker 5: a non smoking, non smoking sixty five year old male
Speaker 5: in excellent health today has a forty three percent probability
Speaker 5: of living to age ninety.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: A similar sixty five year old female has a fifty
Speaker 5: four percent probability of living to age ninety.
Speaker 3: If they never lived or if they don't smoke.
Speaker 5: Now it just says non smoking, So I'm assuming I
Speaker 5: think after like ten years, your lungs completely regenerated.
Speaker 1: Lungs are golden's. And she smokes a problem.
Speaker 2: She's smoked for for thirties, you know, maybe forty years
Speaker 2: or something, and her lungs now look great. Not to
Speaker 2: say that if you're smoking right now, like don't go well,
Speaker 2: quit later it'll be fine, like it'll get you.
Speaker 3: There's a picture of Julie Glazer in her either late
Speaker 3: twenties or early early thirties that is so hot and
Speaker 3: I think she's with you, Nikki, and there's like a
Speaker 3: blanket or a skirt or something like flying in the
Speaker 3: wind over her, and I think she has a cigarette
Speaker 3: and it looks like the coolest Virginia slims ed ever.
Speaker 3: She's like tan and sexy, and she has like a
Speaker 3: little baby next door.
Speaker 2: I think it's Nikki. Yeah, it's me, and it's just
Speaker 2: like I want to smoke. Late twenties. I know she
Speaker 2: made it look cool. My mom would always like just
Speaker 2: be sitting in a chair, and I mean I grew
Speaker 2: up like seeing my parents doing this all the time
Speaker 2: and it looking like cool.
Speaker 7: It still there was still looks cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: One of the one of the videos and oust fits,
Speaker 5: one of the Holocaust survivors was smoking a stick. I
Speaker 5: was like, this woman is so cool smoking the cigare
Speaker 5: bin like And then the Germans they came and we
Speaker 5: weren't surprised, and.
Speaker 2: They all had great lipstick and great hair done. You
Speaker 2: could tell they got lily quaffed for their interview. I
Speaker 2: really want to know what that movie was that they
Speaker 2: were showing us, because I said it yesterday, I go,
Speaker 2: why don't we all just go watch that movie?
Speaker 1: That seems like that would be very important for us
Speaker 1: to all do.
Speaker 3: Kenn Holocaust, the ken Burns documentary and the ken Burg
Speaker 3: it seems way older.
Speaker 1: Oh, but it was like interviews with all these survivors.
Speaker 7: Steven Spielberg interviewed a whole bunch of survivors and if
Speaker 7: you to live in the Holocaust Foundation, they have like
Speaker 7: you could hear like everyone's story that he was able
Speaker 7: to contact.
Speaker 2: It might have been that okay, okay, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I know what was that?
Speaker 1: No, but I heard Lucy k joke the other day
Speaker 1: about it, Bye Juiced. Have you heard that joke?
Speaker 2: So he has this amazing joke about sorry to always
Speaker 2: just be quoting Lucy K, but that's all I'd be
Speaker 2: doing lately. But he has a joke about the little
Speaker 2: girl in Red in the movie when the when they're
Speaker 2: being round up and they're coming to get them, and
Speaker 2: there's this one little German girl who's like, bye Jews,
Speaker 2: Bye Jews. And he's like, oh, it's just a crazy
Speaker 2: scene you're watching, You're just like, oh my god. And
Speaker 2: then he's like, that means they had to have like
Speaker 2: audition that role. That means that there's a tape somewhere
Speaker 2: with a little a bunch of adorable girls going bye Jess,
Speaker 2: and like he does all the impressions of these little girls.
Speaker 2: And then I looked up the girl that did that
Speaker 2: was that role, and she is the lead from Small
Speaker 2: Ill something applebe Cheery Applebee or something like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that was her.
Speaker 3: Apple sound like the last name of a person who
Speaker 3: would be screaming.
Speaker 1: That what a crazy thing.
Speaker 2: I don't if you were at a parent and your
Speaker 2: child was auditioning, would you They don't care.
Speaker 5: She was the star of Roswell and also, well that's
Speaker 5: what I met. Sorry that show Unreal, which was really
Speaker 5: which is about the.
Speaker 2: Behind the scenes of the reality show. I've heard from
Speaker 2: producers of reality shows. It's very very realistic to what
Speaker 2: goes on. Okay, skunked, so a stream of clear gross
Speaker 2: ship goes all over Willa.
Speaker 3: She runs into the house and immediately rubs her nose
Speaker 3: everywhere on the rug and the couch. She's just like
Speaker 3: trying to get this stuff off so the couch smells grows,
Speaker 3: the rug smells grows.
Speaker 1: Describing your fucking mind on your Marina.
Speaker 3: I was in California. I didn't think he was serious,
Speaker 3: and then I don't know. I was just like, I'm
Speaker 3: sure it's fine, and he was like it was intense.
Speaker 3: I was up till two in the morning washing her,
Speaker 3: like over and over. The house is gonna smell really bad.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm sure it's fine, babe, And you know what,
Speaker 3: a week later, it's pretty fine. But it does smell
Speaker 3: like like Bob Marley has.
Speaker 1: Been in here for a week. Yeah, it is weird
Speaker 1: how much weed and skunk spray smell the stone.
Speaker 5: That's why it smells. It's called skunk.
Speaker 3: The one thing I didn't know was if you wet
Speaker 3: a dog that's been sprayed with skunk, it like reactivates.
Speaker 3: So when I got home, I'm like, she barely smells.
Speaker 3: And then Matt was away and I'm like, I'm going
Speaker 3: to wash her face off a little bit more, and
Speaker 3: I like, get a damn cloth.
Speaker 2: Notoriously washes her dog's asshole after it takes a shit,
Speaker 2: she wipes it down.
Speaker 3: Why are you grimacing? That is like a thing Chris,
Speaker 3: that you would be excited about to come into my
Speaker 3: home knowing that my dog's.
Speaker 5: Asshole, thinking about it, picturing it.
Speaker 1: Chris is not someone who likes potty humor or any
Speaker 1: talk about it.
Speaker 5: You are right about that.
Speaker 1: You just take a paper towel like this, like here's
Speaker 1: my little wakens.
Speaker 3: And you wet it under the sink and then you
Speaker 3: just do one of those just a couple folded over
Speaker 3: and do it again.
Speaker 5: Chris, My s o A, what percentage of Americans wipe
Speaker 5: their dogs? But or.
Speaker 1: It helps you?
Speaker 2: I really want that stat Wait, I just heard about longevity,
Speaker 2: by the way, and this is just me paraphrasing some
Speaker 2: stuff that I heard from Peter Attila, the doctor that
Speaker 2: everyone's wild about, who's apparently a good guy and he's
Speaker 2: everyone thinks he's uh says he's reputable because he will
Speaker 2: change his research based on like he'll be like I
Speaker 2: was saying this, but it's totally wrong.
Speaker 5: I fucked up.
Speaker 2: It's now this But intermittent fasting does not make you
Speaker 2: live longer and does not improve your life that much.
Speaker 5: But that's not what it's for, right, What is it for?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not an advocate for it. I don't
Speaker 4: think it's like cool or interesting, but it's not. It
Speaker 4: isn't it isn't to live longer. Well, I think he
Speaker 4: was just talking to lose to lose weight, but he
Speaker 4: said the best sauna.
Speaker 5: The old Norwegians they know all about that ship and
Speaker 5: Icelandic people there they have saunas in their houses.
Speaker 1: I still don't understand what a sauna is versus a
Speaker 1: steam room.
Speaker 5: I just I will never has no uh, there's no moistures,
Speaker 5: like basically like walking around into outside today is like
Speaker 5: being in a sauna literally.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, yeah I thought that was interesting.
Speaker 7: Also, a sauna is usually like a room with like
Speaker 7: like wooden wood like planks, and then yeah, a steam
Speaker 7: room there would be a lot of tiles.
Speaker 2: What old naked men being around them is what keeps
Speaker 2: you correlation, just being fully revolted on a long term base.
Speaker 4: Okay, Brian, do you remember being young and going to
Speaker 4: certain kind of pools and and like men swimming naked.
Speaker 1: In the pool with like a public pool, not a publicol.
Speaker 5: Okay, it doesn't sound crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah wait no, it's not a public pool, Chris, what
Speaker 3: kind of pool is it?
Speaker 4: Well, it's like a club of some sort. Okay, but yeah,
Speaker 4: that's old men being naked in a locker room. They
Speaker 4: sure can't wait to be completely naked. They don't mind
Speaker 4: walking around doing whatever.
Speaker 1: I only know about it because comedians have talked about it.
Speaker 1: You know, what I mean is wild?
Speaker 5: What is going on with old men they can't wait
Speaker 5: to get their clothes off?
Speaker 2: Like country clubs, golf clubs, you nudice colonies more popular
Speaker 2: with old men.
Speaker 4: Then, I don't think it's like they. I don't think
Speaker 4: it's necessarily like a fetish for that. It's just a
Speaker 4: comfort that was breeded out of us as younger men.
Speaker 4: Like right, I don't think my dad's quite like that,
Speaker 4: and like, but I'm sure all of our grandparents are.
Speaker 2: I like being naked. I don't have I don't have
Speaker 2: problems being naked. I often change in front of my
Speaker 2: hair and makeup girls. I'll change in front of Anya
Speaker 2: and know it. Like I'll be naked in front of
Speaker 2: my girlfriends, obviously my boyfriend. But I'm not comfortable being
Speaker 2: naked because your bits and pieces are touching things and
Speaker 2: I don't like that, and and because I tell I
Speaker 2: want like you know, just like sitting sitting on a duvet,
Speaker 2: like you just don't want your It's not that I
Speaker 2: don't want the duvet on my vagina. I don't want
Speaker 2: my vagina on the douvet, and I don't want I
Speaker 2: don't want to. And also boobs, I just I will
Speaker 2: never ever relate. I try to fit in sometimes and
Speaker 2: I'll make jokes about this because I know it's such
Speaker 2: a girl thing, but I let me just say right now,
Speaker 2: I don't relate to taking off a bra and feeling
Speaker 2: relief unless it is like that's fine, it crazy dumb
Speaker 2: bra like, unless it's like a bra that's like too
Speaker 2: tight or does it fit right? Otherwise, who wants their
Speaker 2: breast meat hanging and then touching your you're under like
Speaker 2: when your breast hangs, your boob touches your underskin and
Speaker 2: it's pulling down on this part of your skin and
Speaker 2: they just feel like they're sagging and they're sweat down there.
Speaker 2: I want them elevated, I want them perky. I want
Speaker 2: unless I had a boot, if I had a boob job,
Speaker 2: where they're just like naturally up and there's no little like.
Speaker 4: Having you read that thing that by keeping them in
Speaker 4: a bra the whole time and you're not like developing
Speaker 4: the like whatever the fibers are, they don't care.
Speaker 1: I know, I have read that sometimes I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't anymore. I used to. I don't anymore.
Speaker 3: But bralettes from Underwire during the time I knew you,
Speaker 3: I remember, that was a big development.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was doing bralets because I was like, my boobs
Speaker 2: are big enough and they're like fun enough to like,
Speaker 2: I don't need to always have like this. I don't
Speaker 2: want to lie. I kind of was on this thing
Speaker 2: of like push up braws are lying. But now I
Speaker 2: just wear whatever stylus, like whatever I pull out of
Speaker 2: a drawer mainly. But I'd never even, let's just say,
Speaker 2: I do take off a bra because I just don't
Speaker 2: want to sleep in a bra, because it's like maybe
Speaker 2: sleeping a bra is just not ideal. I'm never like, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: long day, Oh like what is that? I understand that
Speaker 2: when you take off shoes, shoes are fucking hell. Why
Speaker 2: aren't women talking more about the relief you get when
Speaker 2: you take off a shoe?
Speaker 1: Why is a bra so much different? Do you guys
Speaker 1: have this bra?
Speaker 7: I barely wear bras anymore because I gained weight over
Speaker 7: the pandemic. So all my bras are like one size
Speaker 7: too small and the cup just like squeezes all right
Speaker 7: on my boot between the skin. So I'm like, I'm
Speaker 7: not gonna spend eighty dollars on a bunch of new bras.
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna go loose.
Speaker 3: I want to pick you back on that. I think
Speaker 3: I've gained a little weight too, and my stretch pants
Speaker 3: are digging into me. So I'm doing that ah with
Speaker 3: my stretch pants, Like every night, I'm like, why am
Speaker 3: I wearing a pants?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: If it's if it's not like a strapless bra is
Speaker 3: so annoying to me. I'm conscious of it the whole time.
Speaker 3: By the way, I want to recommend a film that
Speaker 3: I just saw, so cute are you there?
Speaker 7: God?
Speaker 3: It's me Margaret. Men and women will love it. And
Speaker 3: there's a scene where she has her first training braun
Speaker 3: she puts it on and her mom, played by the
Speaker 3: lovely Rachel McAdams is so good in this role. It's like,
Speaker 3: how do you feel right now? And the little girl's like,
Speaker 3: I can't wait to get this off, and I remember
Speaker 3: it like reminded me of the first time I wore
Speaker 3: a bra and it is like I remember telling my mom,
Speaker 3: I feel like a horse that just got a saddle
Speaker 3: put on it, and it's like, I can't wait to
Speaker 3: get this off.
Speaker 2: But it's so uncomfortable when they're flapping around and like
Speaker 2: I just and your nipples are showing, so they're distracting
Speaker 2: to like other like it's is not I don't I
Speaker 2: feel really, this is like the child, this is like motherhood.
Speaker 2: I don't want it, and I don't relate to other
Speaker 2: women who do. And I don't relate to women who
Speaker 2: are like, oh the end of my my cup size
Speaker 2: is a lot smaller than yours.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I would feel the but
Speaker 1: it usually was saying like oh the braw a free
Speaker 1: and relate, And I know I'm wrong.
Speaker 5: I didn't know this. So when women take their bra
Speaker 5: off at the end of the day, they turn to
Speaker 5: a Southern debut, they.
Speaker 2: Lay on their fainting count, they goes for a hot day,
Speaker 2: I can't wait, pull me a mimosa, honey, and then
Speaker 2: they fling their bra and their boobs go from once
Speaker 2: east to west.
Speaker 1: And comfortable. But I do relate.
Speaker 2: We hear every go scroll and inst them for three
Speaker 2: minutes and you'll see something about a woman taking off
Speaker 2: her bra and it being relaxing, and it's just there's
Speaker 2: some memes that you go, I don't relate to this,
Speaker 2: and then there's some memes that get you.
Speaker 5: Get you, But do you relate to this?
Speaker 3: Do you relate to taking off a really tight bra
Speaker 3: that's like, you know, full on support and then you
Speaker 3: switch into a nice comfy bralette or like a yoga
Speaker 3: top that has like a built in shelf bra.
Speaker 1: I relate to taking off uncomfortable shit.
Speaker 2: I understand maybe women feel the way I feel in
Speaker 2: stiletto heels, but that is painful. I don't understand bras
Speaker 2: being painful. I understand if they're like the wires digging in,
Speaker 2: because sometimes war like pants.
Speaker 4: That are uncomfortable, like all day long, and you take
Speaker 4: them off and you're like, I just feel like a
Speaker 4: new human.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I think I think by and large, women
Speaker 2: are wearing bras that are ill fitting.
Speaker 4: If this is the if this is a PSA, when
Speaker 4: you were like as a twelve year old boy, the
Speaker 4: greatest feeling that you had, because it was like before
Speaker 4: you became a young man, was taking off shin guards
Speaker 4: after a soccer game.
Speaker 5: That was the greatest feeling young boy hard.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say when you like touched
Speaker 1: a boob.
Speaker 4: No, it was when you were young. That's what the
Speaker 4: feeling was. You've got to take those shin guards and
Speaker 4: socks off. You were like, I feel like a new man.
Speaker 5: Yes, better than sex. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, it's just super tight on you all day and
Speaker 3: you're stricting field hockey.
Speaker 4: I don't remember like the Yeah, they're just sweaty and
Speaker 4: gross and like you know, like when we were young,
Speaker 4: they were like hard as a rock. They were like
Speaker 4: like uh, popsicle sticks wrapped in duct tape.
Speaker 3: Was there any part of your guys's development that was
Speaker 3: like really upsetting to you or like, ugh, this is
Speaker 3: such a hassle, like my balls dropped, this sucks.
Speaker 4: Or body of your hair under your arm was humiliating
Speaker 4: to me because you would play basketball and you know
Speaker 4: basket you know, the jerseys all like you know, were
Speaker 4: like tank tops or whatever, and it was it was
Speaker 4: felt humiliating to have hair under your arm.
Speaker 5: For guys, it's all hair related. It's losing your hair,
Speaker 5: it's getting hair on your shoulders, hair coming out of
Speaker 5: your ears. That's all stuff like that the old man
Speaker 5: hair on your upper arm. It's like, I hate that
Speaker 5: weird course hair. You're like, I didn't have this. Seven
Speaker 5: years ago.
Speaker 2: I realized that men are embarrassed by things that we
Speaker 2: would not have expected them to be embarrassed by.
Speaker 1: We just thought it was boners.
Speaker 2: Like you guys are constantly hiding boners and they're coming
Speaker 2: up all the time, and you need notebooks and like
Speaker 2: you can't get.
Speaker 1: Called to the front of the class.
Speaker 2: Like I remember like trying not to talk to boys
Speaker 2: because I was so worried that they would get a
Speaker 2: boner and be embarrassed. Because I just wanted to prevent
Speaker 2: boys from being embarrassed because this thing would.
Speaker 1: Pop up in your pants that you couldn't control.
Speaker 5: It was like a rock and I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 5: It's been so long since I got a undesired boner, right,
Speaker 5: but I forgot that that was at one point in
Speaker 5: my life an issue. Like when I was in middle school.
Speaker 1: What ever, I would go to school every day like
Speaker 1: fearing for my life.
Speaker 5: You were in middle school, what was your thing, Brian? Well,
Speaker 5: when I was in middle school, I would get those
Speaker 5: boners and you know, yeah, you wouldn't want to be
Speaker 5: walking around with a boner and you had to figure
Speaker 5: out ways to cover it up with a textbook. I
Speaker 5: took so many AP courses because of that good country
Speaker 5: as a geography.
Speaker 4: I had a friend who was at he was, like,
Speaker 4: you know, at some department store buying clothes with his mom,
Speaker 4: which is unrelated to what occurred to him. And you know,
Speaker 4: at some point, like he got the thing. And everybody
Speaker 4: ever got a mannequin. You probably a mannequin, some woman
Speaker 4: undressing a mannequin, and like every guy knows about like
Speaker 4: the tuck, like you you know, up in your up
Speaker 4: in your belt, up into your belt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, does everyone do that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, the guys know about it.
Speaker 1: I remember learning about it in high school. That's when
Speaker 1: I learned penises go more than just a right angle.
Speaker 1: They can go all the way up.
Speaker 5: So you have to do that thing. And then he
Speaker 5: he was like Chris Tucker, he invented it. He was
Speaker 5: a guy. You're Chris Tucker.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, this is well, this is this
Speaker 4: guy's actually his name is Chris. Wait what happened?
Speaker 1: I feel like I know that?
Speaker 4: So you know when you like so you know, when
Speaker 4: you take off your shirt like, and you've got a
Speaker 4: T shirt underneath to try something on. He his mom
Speaker 4: was like helping him, like, you know, take off a
Speaker 4: shirt so that he could try on something else, and.
Speaker 2: It was just they're peaking out and she was like, oh, Chris,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't believe you made the story
Speaker 2: that was about you about someone else and you just
Speaker 2: get it away at the end.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding it like everybody but you, like the
Speaker 1: guy's name was Chris.
Speaker 4: But you know, that's that's a good way of doing it,
Speaker 4: to be like his name was also Christ that you.
Speaker 5: Would Yeah, that's a great idea because no one would
Speaker 5: believe that you would just try to change the name.
Speaker 1: To your No, that is good.
Speaker 2: Also are embarrassed by jerking off until college. In high
Speaker 2: school it's embarrassing, and then college it becomes like I
Speaker 2: jerked off seven times today, and it becomes braggy, but at.
Speaker 1: First the worst. Hannibal Burrs has a bit that he
Speaker 1: hates his nephew.
Speaker 2: His nephew is always like, you're not famous, Hannibal, you're
Speaker 2: not famous stuff, and he goes, do you just jerk off?
Speaker 1: And his cousin just like is in high school.
Speaker 5: He goes, Shu, look like you just jerked off.
Speaker 1: Because they always just jerked off and they're humiliated by it.
Speaker 2: But then something shifts where then you become like, okay
Speaker 2: about talking about jerking off?
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That would that that would be accurate. Switch. I don't
Speaker 5: recall that switch where it was all of a sudden
Speaker 5: we were bragging about our numbers.
Speaker 2: Like where it wasn't the most embarrassing thing to have
Speaker 2: someone accuse.
Speaker 5: You of it, you know, Yeah, but you know what,
Speaker 5: even it's still I think it would still be embarrassing
Speaker 5: if someone walked in on you for sure. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: that's a totally story. I mean, that's I'm the worst
Speaker 5: thing you could possibly I resent.
Speaker 2: I think women need to get on board with what
Speaker 2: men were doing a little bit earlier, where they were
Speaker 2: at least acknowledging that they all jerk off. I grew
Speaker 2: up in a time where women didn't talk about it
Speaker 2: at all, even their very best friends. No one had
Speaker 2: closer best friends than I did in high school that
Speaker 2: shared literally everything except that all my friends be jerking off,
Speaker 2: and no one told me about it, So I didn't
Speaker 2: even know it was a thing.
Speaker 1: You could do. I had no idea they were teaching
Speaker 1: me how to make, you know, pipes out of pen.
Speaker 7: Caps, but no one told me, Yes, my friend, I
Speaker 7: used to jerk off with my best friend.
Speaker 1: That's how I learned to masturbate. What I need to
Speaker 1: be friends with? You how initiated it open?
Speaker 7: We're all wrapped with Well, it's because we had access
Speaker 7: to like the Spice Channel and Playboy, so we kind
Speaker 7: of learned it from the models on there. And then
Speaker 7: her mom had this back massage that we kind of
Speaker 7: put everything all together and we would take turn, but
Speaker 7: like one of us would sit in front of the
Speaker 7: room and then the other one would do it in
Speaker 7: the back, and then we would just like switch. We
Speaker 7: would just be in the same room, and would you
Speaker 7: like orgasm? I don't remember, I think so, I know,
Speaker 7: I think probably Wow.
Speaker 1: And how old were you?
Speaker 7: I mean we were just like maybe fifth grade or
Speaker 7: something like that.
Speaker 2: Jesus, because I remember watching the Spice Channel in eighth
Speaker 2: grade and then ninth grade and tenth grade. Huffy and
Speaker 2: I would watch Real Sex and I would just be
Speaker 2: so horny I couldn't even handle myself. In one time
Speaker 2: we were watching it and the couch started like moving
Speaker 2: like a little bit rhythmically, and we realized it was
Speaker 2: our friend's brother. We were on spring break and we
Speaker 2: were on the house with stilts and he was He
Speaker 2: and his friends were pushing the house to like make
Speaker 2: it shake because you could do that.
Speaker 1: It was on stilts, and we.
Speaker 2: Were both like, oh my god, this girl's humping next
Speaker 2: to me. But it was just Jay Holly doing that
Speaker 2: to the house.
Speaker 5: Both have you thought the other one?
Speaker 1: We were both because our friends had to go.
Speaker 2: We just got in there for spring break all Kirston
Speaker 2: and Holla went to go walk on the beach to
Speaker 2: like meet boys or something, and Huffy and I discovered
Speaker 2: that you could watch scrambled porn, and so Huffey and
Speaker 2: I were kind of the pervs I think of the group,
Speaker 2: and so we stay back to watch scrambled porn and
Speaker 2: it was just going back and forth, and I remember
Speaker 2: looking over at Huffy like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck, girl, Like, are you pulling a Noah?
Speaker 5: How did you? How did you put it together that
Speaker 5: they were.
Speaker 2: We both accused each other of it, like, no, I'm
Speaker 2: not doing it, you're doing it. The moment later on,
Speaker 2: Jay Holly was like we were talking about there was
Speaker 2: an earthquake or something last night, and he was like,
Speaker 2: where was us?
Speaker 1: We were shaking the house.
Speaker 2: And that was the time that we we went to
Speaker 2: Fort Myers, Florida, and Jay Holly was Holla's little brother.
Speaker 2: He was like four three grades below us, four grades
Speaker 2: below us, and and we were in high school, so
Speaker 2: he was in like eighth grade, and we used to
Speaker 2: call we used to call people Fox. We'd be like,
Speaker 2: he's such a fuck, and like they were just like
Speaker 2: a little annoying or something like that guy such a fuck.
Speaker 2: And so for his birthday, in front of his parents,
Speaker 2: we made a birthday card. And Jay Holly right now
Speaker 2: like runs tech companies, like he's he's actually like a genius.
Speaker 1: And we wrote on his birthday card.
Speaker 2: We knew that he wouldn't know and that like no
Speaker 2: one else would know, and we got into the habit
Speaker 2: of writing these long things that would just be acronyms,
Speaker 2: and so we wrote J H I T B F
Speaker 2: I A O F M and we wrote that and
Speaker 2: Jay Holly, so at the top of his birthday card
Speaker 2: we wrote that it was his birthday on spring break,
Speaker 2: and he opened up. He goes, he looks at it
Speaker 2: and he just scrolls along with his finger. J Holly
Speaker 2: is the biggest fuck in all of Fort Myers. And
Speaker 2: we were like.
Speaker 1: And we were and the parents were like, why would
Speaker 1: you write that on his card?
Speaker 4: Is that what that means?
Speaker 1: And we're like no, We were like and but we
Speaker 1: he broke our code.
Speaker 5: It was the same.
Speaker 1: We were like, oh, that's what we knew. Jay was
Speaker 1: like special because we were in Fort Myers and he
Speaker 1: knew he was the biggest fucking.
Speaker 5: Car.
Speaker 1: The biggest is the same jobs for greatness. This was
Speaker 1: the same trip that we met all these like boys
Speaker 1: and we were like we one time we're trying to
Speaker 1: get a ride into town and there was.
Speaker 2: Like a that was blasting, uh, come a lady, Come come,
Speaker 2: my lady, you must pull your flu sugar babe.
Speaker 1: And I might have told this story before, but Halla.
Speaker 2: You know my friend Holla, who is Jay's older sister,
Speaker 2: peas when she laughs too hard because she was born
Speaker 2: prematurely with like a not developed like I think Keegel system,
Speaker 2: so she couldn't. Once she starts peeing, the floodgates are
Speaker 2: open and there's no stopping the stream, which was proven
Speaker 2: one time when we were in high school and I
Speaker 2: was peeing and I couldn't hear what she was saying
Speaker 2: because she was in the next room and I was peeing,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I stopped my stream to go wait,
Speaker 2: what'd you say?
Speaker 1: And she goes, what did you just do? I was like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? She was like, why'd you just stop?
Speaker 2: And I was like and because then I started again,
Speaker 2: she goes, you stopped and started, and I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: you can't do that. And we discovered that was her issue.
Speaker 2: It's the if it's open, all the pea's coming out.
Speaker 2: So Hollow would start laughing and her keegels would fail,
Speaker 2: her pe would come out. She would have to plug
Speaker 2: it with her heel. She would fall to the ground
Speaker 2: and plug it with her heel and put her hands
Speaker 2: over her head and go stop. Stop, you guys stop
Speaker 2: because we would be repeating whatever was making your laugh
Speaker 2: because we wanted her pee. And then if she if
Speaker 2: she stood up, the pe would all come flooding out,
Speaker 2: like like the only thing stopping it was her heel
Speaker 2: plugging it. So that was the only thing she had.
Speaker 2: So we got picked up by this guy. We got
Speaker 2: like a ride. You know, it's like stop standstill traffic.
Speaker 2: But we were like, we want to ride in this
Speaker 2: guy's convertible. So we're like, can we hop in? And
Speaker 2: it was like, come a lady, come, come on the
Speaker 2: front seat, and we were just whispering in her and
Speaker 2: we were obsessed with the word boner at this time,
Speaker 2: so we were like, come a lady, come, and we
Speaker 2: were sitting. This guy was like so c and he
Speaker 2: had no idea what these little fucks were doing in
Speaker 2: this car singing this song. But we were like, come
Speaker 2: a lady, come, come my lady, You'm a butter flat
Speaker 2: sugar bona.
Speaker 1: And we just that and all was laughing so hard,
Speaker 1: and we knew she had peed. We knew the floodgates
Speaker 1: were open, so she was looked at us like you
Speaker 1: fucking idiots, but you was sitting so it didn't come
Speaker 1: out yet.
Speaker 2: And then we finally get dropped off and she unleashes
Speaker 2: all in this guy's car. He doesn't even know it yet,
Speaker 2: and so she.
Speaker 1: Just leaves a puddle of this guy's car.
Speaker 2: He gave us a ride for like twenty feet, and
Speaker 2: we were it by saying, you have a butter fly
Speaker 2: sugar bona because we just used to be like, don't
Speaker 2: forget you. But we would do like a Jewish mother
Speaker 2: telling her, like we would always be like, make sure
Speaker 2: you put a rainslicker on your bona, it's very wet outside.
Speaker 2: Don't forget to take your bona to the school dance,
Speaker 2: like we would just let the fuck.
Speaker 1: We were obsessed with.
Speaker 5: The words bona. But we saw the bo na.
Speaker 1: We named certain guys bonas.
Speaker 5: We were like, he's such a bona. I just love
Speaker 5: to see that guy getting home and being like those
Speaker 5: girls paste.
Speaker 1: In my phone. We're saying butterfly, sugar boner, really loud.
Speaker 3: I probably thought it was premeditated, like we're just gonna
Speaker 3: ride in this car for five minutes pissing and leave in.
Speaker 5: The bucket seat, and it's just like a bottle up line.
Speaker 1: Hollow. We love you so much. Okay, we gotta go
Speaker 1: to break. Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, We're gonna go to break. We'll come back after
Speaker 2: this with more show. All right, we're back. So any
Speaker 2: headlines in your guys, is what's going on?
Speaker 3: Aside from the fact that I learned that a dog
Speaker 3: really starts smelling worse after you wed it and after
Speaker 3: it's been sprayed by a skunk, not a lot, but
Speaker 3: that was a big revelation for me.
Speaker 2: Well, you did just find some basement tapes of yours.
Speaker 2: You were at your parents' house, id to look at
Speaker 2: pictures and tapes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was downsizing at the house throughout a whole
Speaker 3: car load of books and bullshit. I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: it really used to be quite literate. I had all
Speaker 3: these poetry books and textbooks.
Speaker 1: But I got rid of all that bullshit.
Speaker 3: But I did find some taste to read poetry.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: That was my major.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: It's strange like looking back at some of your old
Speaker 4: stuff and forgetting that that's who, like, those are the things,
Speaker 4: that's who you were, like.
Speaker 5: I was now, Yeah, I know. I used to draw
Speaker 5: anime girls.
Speaker 1: I was into that too.
Speaker 3: I drew so many anime girls.
Speaker 5: I was pretty good. I still can illustrate a little bit,
Speaker 5: and I'm trying to get back into it. But like
Speaker 5: back when I was in high school, I would draw
Speaker 5: anime girls and they looked I'm not they did look
Speaker 5: like a good anime girl. Like they did look like,
Speaker 5: why was it girls?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you draw draw you know?
Speaker 5: I guess he would have been gay. Yeah, were Sailor
Speaker 5: Moon like I watched I watched Sailor Moon. I guess. No.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I did draw like Dragon ball Z type guys.
Speaker 5: Those were the guys. But I would also draw like
Speaker 5: a girl with like big eyes, and you know, that's
Speaker 5: just what anime is, you know, it's not really like
Speaker 5: it wasn't truly like a sexual thing. I wasn't like
Speaker 5: jacking off to the anime drawings I.
Speaker 3: Made, but anime, I just sketched this really quick.
Speaker 5: That's like Disney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so hard to do a guy's mouth to me,
Speaker 3: Like women have these big beautiful lips you could draw,
Speaker 3: but how do you do a guy's mouth?
Speaker 5: Brian, just do a line? Okay, one single line? Oh shit,
Speaker 5: he's gonna do that?
Speaker 7: S oh no.
Speaker 4: So the anime there is this there was this book
Speaker 4: that my brother and I had when we were really young,
Speaker 4: and it like maybe a video of like a video
Speaker 4: series or something, and it taught you how to just
Speaker 4: like draw cartoons and so and I never evolved past that,
Speaker 4: but I still can do like the type of guy
Speaker 4: that we used to do. And then I have friends
Speaker 4: that went to another grade school than me, and they
Speaker 4: would draw like skater versions of this, and so I
Speaker 4: can you could still draw these like horrible. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: try to do one.
Speaker 1: I learned how to do Garfield with my brother.
Speaker 2: Drawing is so fun and I always tried to get
Speaker 2: kids into it when I babysat, because you don't have
Speaker 2: to do anything.
Speaker 1: They just sit with and draw. But kids don't even
Speaker 1: want to draw anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm always like, let's just draw you just they sit there,
Speaker 2: they're working there like diligent.
Speaker 1: There. I want a child who is obsessively drawing all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: What are some other things you were into as a
Speaker 2: kid that you like let go of. I don't think
Speaker 2: I relate to things I was into that I'm not
Speaker 2: into now. I guess Dave Matthews band and.
Speaker 5: Like I don't want to draw because they can do
Speaker 5: everything on a computer now, like all all of their
Speaker 5: stuff is computerized. Here's a little bunny rabbit.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, look at those are good. Brian dog I
Speaker 2: do some good And Chris, I've never seen you draw anything.
Speaker 2: I learned new things about this man every day that
Speaker 2: he used to be in the legos when he was
Speaker 2: a kid.
Speaker 1: It's a little chipmunkie. Wow, you could get into that
Speaker 1: arts school.
Speaker 2: They used to advertise in magazines where I like, you
Speaker 2: can draw this, lady, remember that? Yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I just got speaking of things that like remind you
Speaker 2: of who you were one second.
Speaker 5: You know, I also do animation, so like it's not
Speaker 5: crazy that I draw, but I even when you're doing animation,
Speaker 5: it's like drawing is useless.
Speaker 2: I ordered this off eBay the other day because I
Speaker 2: was like, I just want to go on a nostalgia run.
Speaker 2: And it is seventeen magazine from August two thousand, Aniston.
Speaker 2: It's Anison. I went through all the covers to see
Speaker 2: which one I remembered. I really wanted to buy Adelia's
Speaker 2: catalog from the nineties late nineties, which do.
Speaker 1: Not exist online.
Speaker 2: If if anyone has one, I will buy one from
Speaker 2: you because I really want nostalga. This was like twenty
Speaker 2: five bucks, I think, but it's worth much. Well, you
Speaker 2: pay for twenty around maybe up to awards of fifty
Speaker 2: dollars if you can find one from nineteen ninety eight
Speaker 2: until ninety and two thousand, that's only God.
Speaker 3: My sister's going to be so bummed. She just donated
Speaker 3: all these like vintage Jane magazines. And Sassy magazines and
Speaker 3: iod I know, but there was one with Magamari Presley.
Speaker 1: On the cover.
Speaker 5: Do we have time to do the quiz? We used
Speaker 5: to do the quizzes?
Speaker 1: Oh, the quizzes are so fun. We should just like,
Speaker 1: let me just read.
Speaker 2: Your handlin the seventeen the shit out of her though.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Annison looks almost older than she does now.
Speaker 2: And this which is really weird because in the nineties,
Speaker 2: like she doesn't she look like in her late thirties
Speaker 2: twenty two in that picture. Oh yeah, Sarah Michelle Geller
Speaker 2: was the face of Maybolene for so long. This was
Speaker 2: run probably until twenty fourteen, but this is from two thousand.
Speaker 2: This is pre nine to eleven. I love anything pre
Speaker 2: nine eleven, Like rite pre pre it says at the
Speaker 2: top seventeen magazine. Five lines that will get him talking?
Speaker 2: What what qu' really got to elicit his personality from
Speaker 2: this guy? And then what will you wear back to school?
Speaker 2: Three hundred plus ideas, Get a head start now, hair color,
Speaker 2: makeover all you need to get it right, boredom Busters
Speaker 2: fifteen super Solutions, and then it says action in sync
Speaker 2: star in their own movie. Then on the other side,
Speaker 2: it says the Ultimate Ponytail Guide. And then under that
Speaker 2: quiz will your love last? And then under that end quotes,
Speaker 2: no one believes I was raped? And this is literally
Speaker 2: the quote next to Jennifer Anderson's face, no one over
Speaker 2: her left shoulder, No one believes I was raped.
Speaker 1: It looks like she said it, but that's not true.
Speaker 2: And then under on Jennifer's arm, it says friends Jennifer Aniston,
Speaker 2: her style picks her web passion web with capitalized W
Speaker 2: web passion. Why she's mad for Brad's good to the quiz.
Speaker 5: Quiz is exciting?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: God, the girls used to give us the quizzes in grades.
Speaker 2: Waits to get okay, So is this everlasting love? Let's
Speaker 2: take it from me and Chris.
Speaker 5: Is this everlasting love for Nicky and Chris?
Speaker 1: Your new guy tags along on your cruise trip to
Speaker 1: water World to the movie water.
Speaker 2: World in theater local water park water part capitalized water world.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think it's just like a name, a
Speaker 5: generic name for a water park.
Speaker 1: Was that a thing in the two thousands?
Speaker 5: Let's see what the next part?
Speaker 2: When they meet him, it's obvious they think you could
Speaker 2: do better. A you a see their point. He does
Speaker 2: look a little scrawny in the trunks. In trunks, boy B,
Speaker 2: you're slightly disappointed, but whatever, he's your soulmate, not there
Speaker 2: or see you aren't shocked. Your sporty friends just don't
Speaker 2: get his bohemian ways.
Speaker 5: What God, the only is what does this even mean?
Speaker 1: Number two? Your summer?
Speaker 5: See which one?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: He's my soulmate, not theirs. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't come out.
Speaker 5: August.
Speaker 3: The film was ninety five, so it's not Kevin Costar's water.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's thank you your summer?
Speaker 5: Sweet picked? I picked b Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm slightly disappointed in them, but he's my soulmate. I
Speaker 2: want them to like him. So I'm a little disappointed
Speaker 2: that they're like not good enough, But he's mine, not theirs.
Speaker 1: It's always very clear what he's going to be.
Speaker 5: What I have no idea? I have already lost what's happening?
Speaker 1: What is this even about?
Speaker 5: How do you win or lose?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: Is there score at the end? Okay?
Speaker 2: The question for the squiz is is this an everlasting
Speaker 2: love you met over slur piece and sunscreen? But will
Speaker 2: this romance fade faster? Than your tank. Hello summer love. Okay,
Speaker 2: number two. Your summer sweetie is taking Japanese next semester,
Speaker 2: so you suggest that the two of you go for
Speaker 2: sushi once the temperature drops. Oh A invites you to
Speaker 2: join him, and it ends at Benny Hannah this weekend.
Speaker 2: B declines one soccer season starts, he won't have time
Speaker 2: for a social life. See immediately makes a reservation for
Speaker 2: two for Labor Day.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, well it's got to be c.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris would make a reservation immediately. We need to
Speaker 2: try to make sure they have chicken kariaki.
Speaker 5: The person who wrote this and sag how old were you?
Speaker 5: What were you thinking? Were you trying to hit a deadline?
Speaker 5: Were you bored? Your name is Jenna Siegel?
Speaker 1: How Janna j A N A Sieagle s I E
Speaker 1: G A L.
Speaker 2: Please investigate The scruffy go tee thing gives your new
Speaker 2: QUTI a mature luck. But you just discovered that he's
Speaker 2: actually two years your junior. Now you're thinking, A, you
Speaker 2: should introduce him to your best little sis or little bro,
Speaker 2: the biggest fucking oll of Fort Myers. B. He is
Speaker 2: way more mature than that than that senior You dated
Speaker 2: who'd perfected the art of burping the entire alphabet.
Speaker 1: Okay, see, if he breathes a.
Speaker 2: Word about his real age to anyone, you know, you'll
Speaker 2: sick the varsity team on him, football team on him.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is very complicated personality.
Speaker 1: Quick, how do you choose me? Because a good kisser?
Speaker 1: And it was like, you know, the simple, straightforward questions.
Speaker 4: But like the all of these scenarios, I don't feel
Speaker 4: like I feel like this relates to like three people
Speaker 4: in America.
Speaker 2: You two are on your way out for a day
Speaker 2: of go karts and ice cream when your guy receives
Speaker 2: a letter from his ex girlfriend who's away at Camp
Speaker 2: Granada again Campanada.
Speaker 1: That I don't understand.
Speaker 2: He a crams the heart Laiden envelope into the drawer
Speaker 2: with the rest of her unopened notes, b reads it
Speaker 2: out loud, trying too hard to make fun of her
Speaker 2: or see, chokes back tears, and tells you he needs
Speaker 2: to be alone.
Speaker 1: For a while. What the fuck hurt?
Speaker 5: What happened to you?
Speaker 2: As you blade down the boardwalk one last time before
Speaker 2: school starts, your boy gush is about wanting to spend
Speaker 2: every upcoming vacation together you a explain that you're deathly
Speaker 2: afraid of airplanes, but offer your email address.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the first time.
Speaker 2: This is the first uhss B tactfully mentioned that Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: and Christmas Christmas mean hardcore family time, but spring break
Speaker 2: is open.
Speaker 3: Wait, that's also avoidant.
Speaker 1: You so avoidant. Okay.
Speaker 2: See make a mental note to start researching frequent fire
Speaker 2: plans and discount travel web sites. Websites are spelled W
Speaker 2: E B capitalized W and then space sites.
Speaker 5: Everyone.
Speaker 1: We are in the two thousands, this is just okay.
Speaker 2: Piling into the suv thory two hour trip home from
Speaker 2: your friend Janet's beach house, you realize that one passenger
Speaker 2: is going to have a going to have it rough,
Speaker 2: going to have to rough it on the bus. When
Speaker 2: your boyfriend volunteers you a offer to keep in company,
Speaker 2: you'd be crazy to turn down even two more minutes
Speaker 2: of bliss minutes is in italics? Oh, w side with
Speaker 2: relief after three days glued to his side, you need
Speaker 2: your space or see. Consider tagging along on the bus,
Speaker 2: but opt to take the car ride home with your girlfriends.
Speaker 2: I hate this so much. Someone took this quiz gave
Speaker 2: themselves a score they had twenty seven, They got a
Speaker 2: twenty seven.
Speaker 3: So for this girl a codependent and avoid it.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of this stuff. Oh, here's another quiz.
Speaker 2: Are you over the breakup? Let's just do one of these.
Speaker 2: His birthday was yesterday, you were in no mood to celebrate,
Speaker 2: and you sent him a a toadstool, two frog tongues,
Speaker 2: and a lock of your hair a secret potion to
Speaker 2: give him disfiguring acne.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is.
Speaker 2: Margaret b a goofy e card e card a goofy
Speaker 2: e card. After all, he took you on a sunset
Speaker 2: picnic for your birthday. See nothing, he didn't even remember.
Speaker 1: It was the hand of the name.
Speaker 5: Okay, wrote that one Margaret Magna N.
Speaker 2: A A N A Magnarelli M A M N A
Speaker 2: N c R E L L I. And a lot
Speaker 2: of this magazine I haven't.
Speaker 5: Looked through at all, But a lot of this name
Speaker 5: is Leslie Snorb.
Speaker 1: What I'm so angry about?
Speaker 3: Thirty ways to get him talking? Why were we raised
Speaker 3: with this stupid ideology that we're supposed to fucking pursue?
Speaker 2: Man? This is what.
Speaker 1: Let's look at ways to get him talking? Okay, Like
Speaker 1: This is why I bought this.
Speaker 2: Cause I wanted to you know what I recently read,
Speaker 2: There's been this whole influx of memes about this is why.
Speaker 2: This is why every millennial girl has a fucking eating
Speaker 2: disorder because this. We were told Jessica Simpson was obese
Speaker 2: in this picture, and we were told, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: Fergie was fat in this picture, and it is true.
Speaker 2: You look back and you go, no one would ever
Speaker 2: say they're fat now ever. We you know, people say
Speaker 2: fat behind closed doors, but no one is openly mocking
Speaker 2: and saying fat on in publications.
Speaker 1: Like they used to.
Speaker 2: And so I was interested to look back and see
Speaker 2: how I was brainwashed at this very innocent time of
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 4: Yes, but don't you think that the people that are
Speaker 4: writing this are just like young idiots too, like they
Speaker 4: don't know what's going on?
Speaker 2: No, I think we yeah, but they were all brainwas
Speaker 2: We were all brainwashed like this was the way it was.
Speaker 2: I mean even not so long ago. What did I
Speaker 2: just say the other day, that was like a few
Speaker 2: years ago. Oh, the thing about Lindsay Lohan getting mocked
Speaker 2: by or uh my Cyrus was mocking Shenade O'Connor and
Speaker 2: her mental health, just like in twenty fourteen on Twitter
Speaker 2: and being like and Shine O'Connor had kind of put
Speaker 2: Miley on blast. So she was referencing that, but it
Speaker 2: was like it didn't age well at all. It would
Speaker 2: never happen. Now times are changing. Oh, it's an ad
Speaker 2: for a cell phone, go Hollywood with Nokia.
Speaker 1: On the shitty phones. It's so funny. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: so fun to see this stuff.
Speaker 5: Hold on.
Speaker 1: Oh, and this is a ad for the Runaway Bride.
Speaker 1: Oh remember that movie.
Speaker 2: Hate.
Speaker 4: Things are happening right now too that we're going to
Speaker 4: look back on in like six years and be like,
Speaker 4: holy smoke.
Speaker 5: I know what were we doing?
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean it's uh, there's some things that yeah,
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 2: I Anya just send an article actually to us about
Speaker 2: how trigger warnings have actually done a disservice to young
Speaker 2: girls because they've been protected from anything that could ever
Speaker 2: cause them any harm. Not really, I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: think trigger warnings really work that well. They just say
Speaker 2: it and then everyone keeps reading. But if if adolescents
Speaker 2: want to be protected from anything that causes them any discomfort,
Speaker 2: they can, And so now they are actually adults and
Speaker 2: these they're being. They're like witnessing things that are like shocking,
Speaker 2: and they can't handle it. They have no defense to
Speaker 2: it because they've always had your systems.
Speaker 5: So Jana Siegel, I cannot find it anywhere. I even
Speaker 5: looked up her face, but I can't find Jane. Margaret
Speaker 5: Magnerelli is a real person. She currently works for either
Speaker 5: Monster dot com or some food website. She's a content
Speaker 5: and senior director. But one thing interesting about Margaret Magnarelli
Speaker 5: is she helps define the words snarky. She's responsible for
Speaker 5: the words snarky partial Magnarelli. If you go into miriam
Speaker 5: Dictionary when it says example, and go under the entry
Speaker 5: for snarky under the example sent instances, Margaret Magnarelli is
Speaker 5: one of the first people to use the word in
Speaker 5: a publish work.
Speaker 3: That's a big deal. Thanks Magna. Sorry I thought you
Speaker 3: were a pseudonym.
Speaker 5: If your coworker confronts you, admit you were wrong, but
Speaker 5: don't over explain your snarky comment, she may get angrier.
Speaker 5: Margaret Magnerelli Glamour Magazine, April two thousand and two. So
Speaker 5: that's all I know about her.
Speaker 2: A ton of great content in here, Oh, Jen Aniston, Pit,
Speaker 2: stop the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Kate Bush, was you there, Kate Bus, Kate Moss.
Speaker 1: Oh, Kate Moss, Yeah, she's all up in here.
Speaker 3: Loved her.
Speaker 5: But it's amazing that a writer for Snark, for a
Speaker 5: seventeen magazine would make such an impact on our lives.
Speaker 5: You know, I know something just like oh, somebody's oh.
Speaker 5: I thought maybe they were marking that page. No, so
Speaker 5: I know the guy who's how much was this magazine?
Speaker 1: Like twenty?
Speaker 5: What? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would you wanted at eBay? I'm going to get more.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to get You know, I
Speaker 2: was thinking about what was I reading when I was
Speaker 2: in the two thousands. I might not have been reading
Speaker 2: seventeen magazine because in two thousand I was sixteen, and
Speaker 2: so I might have been like, you read seventeen when
Speaker 2: you're thirteen, you read Cosmo when you're sixteen. So I
Speaker 2: think I might get teen Vogue or something like. I
Speaker 2: don't know what I was reading at this time, but
Speaker 2: I did remember this. I was trying to find one.
Speaker 2: Oh god, girls, you remember teen magazines? How boring were
Speaker 2: the fashion spreads that would fill up like thirty pages
Speaker 2: of just.
Speaker 1: We had like six posing.
Speaker 3: Her month to look at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so the.
Speaker 5: Guys version of seventeen was you know, I'm gonna say,
Speaker 5: we're illustrated Maxim No Maxim. Yeah, so you would get
Speaker 5: MAXIM And the back half of MAXIM was just endless ads.
Speaker 5: It was like an unending stream of ads. I was like,
Speaker 5: is this a magazine or is this just like a commercial?
Speaker 3: Wasn't MAXIM really responsible for men's early eating disorders in
Speaker 3: the nineties and early odds?
Speaker 5: Maxim has never done anything wrong to anyone, nobody.
Speaker 4: All they did was give us great content and women.
Speaker 1: I am not joking. You look at this dress right now.
Speaker 1: Look at this dress.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a spaghetti strap rainbow colored holy shit, or.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it looks like it looks like a
Speaker 5: multi colored. It looks like an old school uh like
Speaker 5: you know when you're a kid and you can get
Speaker 5: like a black dots on it.
Speaker 2: And it wa same dress. That's so the style in here,
Speaker 2: you realize, is not that different than the style now.
Speaker 2: And then look at this technology cutting edge, technology edge.
Speaker 2: It says at the top it is a personal TV
Speaker 2: TV to go. It is the size of the Game
Speaker 2: Boy screen. It is black and white and this is
Speaker 2: the leading technology in two thousand. We've advanced so much,
Speaker 2: but all the stars are the same.
Speaker 3: Really, that company got skunked by the iPhone or the
Speaker 3: iPhone got skunked by them who stole Who's copyright?
Speaker 1: Oh skunked?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, and look at this. This is one of
Speaker 1: the most disgusting things I could ever think of. It
Speaker 1: made me go.
Speaker 2: Yes, because everyone knows I don't like socks and like
Speaker 2: sticky or like wet and socks.
Speaker 1: Who likes wet and stock socks? Right, this is an
Speaker 1: ad for wet and socks. Well, Kirsten used to put
Speaker 1: her socks in her mouth and be like, you didn't
Speaker 1: I did, think, and I'd be like, stop doing that,
Speaker 1: And it wasn't because it was like.
Speaker 2: Her foot touched it. It's like the cotton of the thought.
Speaker 2: Plus like pulling on it with your teeth is disgusting
Speaker 2: to me. So this ad made me viscerally sick yesterday.
Speaker 2: It was a sock and there's a rice crispy clog
Speaker 2: that is on the sock. The stickiness of that is repulsive.
Speaker 5: I mean, it looks like it's like a human excrement
Speaker 5: coming from the sock.
Speaker 2: It's not why would anyone go, I'm really hungry for
Speaker 2: a rice Crispy after seeing.
Speaker 5: That that is the biggest Like, why did they think
Speaker 5: that that would sell more? Is that what it is?
Speaker 5: Is for rice krispy trees? Yes, I think why did
Speaker 5: they think? Yes, some cool socks stepping on.
Speaker 2: A white Chris tree? Great strapless sandals great? Is as
Speaker 2: great as strapless Japanese sandals.
Speaker 1: Best.
Speaker 2: When eaten, you can tell that they came up with
Speaker 2: this ad campaign, like we'll have a two different things.
Speaker 2: We'll say it's cool when it's this, but it's bad
Speaker 2: that it is, Oh my god, and that's our whole pitch.
Speaker 2: And then at the very end there's always like one.
Speaker 4: Page where it's like star style and it says vintage Chloe.
Speaker 2: Boys don't cries seven Ye Chloe Sevinyer puts together today's
Speaker 2: hottest looks from fashion's coolest parts, and this was didn't
Speaker 2: she give.
Speaker 1: A real blowjob on screen?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: And bad Bunny or something?
Speaker 2: What is it? Bunny brown, Bunny, check it out, Bad
Speaker 2: Bunny Jim. What I've leaned from this is that we're
Speaker 2: still obsessed with the same stars. There's pink in here,
Speaker 2: there's Jessica Alba. There's j And I'm not gonna even say.
Speaker 2: There was a whole article that I buzz past about
Speaker 2: Columbine and if it's too soon to sell the video
Speaker 2: and there isn't a video that they ever sold, but
Speaker 2: they made a whole thing about it, and I, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 1: Have liked to see that, you know, as a Columbine
Speaker 1: hunt myself. Freddy Prince Junior.
Speaker 2: Look at all these stars, Christina Aguilera, they're all still stars.
Speaker 1: Matt Damon, Freddy Prince, who is that?
Speaker 5: Remember her?
Speaker 1: She was a huge star.
Speaker 5: She was in Will Fresh Prince.
Speaker 2: I think, right, oh, yeah, that's right, Angelina, Jolie, Laura Prepon.
Speaker 1: You know who's back? Who?
Speaker 3: I thought he's retired And look, yes, I.
Speaker 1: Know he's back. Someone told me that they think that
Speaker 1: books he likes forty or in? Sorry was he in?
Speaker 4: He was in with the Black Mirror and he was
Speaker 4: great in it and that what he sawman?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he where did he go? I thought he had
Speaker 3: retired from and I know.
Speaker 1: He he's so fucking good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he chose to retreat from the spotlight or
Speaker 3: not take huge, huge roles. And but yeah, he's been
Speaker 3: in some choice things over the years of man he
Speaker 3: looks great.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll want to I'm just.
Speaker 5: Going to bring him. For Taylor Swift, he wanted to
Speaker 5: focus on his family life. Is what it says?
Speaker 1: Oh is he married?
Speaker 5: In an interview WOA, he marries h an English actress
Speaker 5: named taz Uh tams and Edgerton in twenty twelve.
Speaker 4: What is everybody stance on Taylor Swift? Is everybody completely
Speaker 4: bought in on this?
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty one, I'm I'm reaching a point where I'm changing,
Speaker 3: but I don't feel this is a safe space.
Speaker 1: You're changing away from her reaching was on board.
Speaker 3: I'm reaching a point where I'm I'm like, is there
Speaker 3: any other music? Like I spent half an hour in
Speaker 3: a Starbucks two days in a row, and I didn't
Speaker 3: hear any song that wasn't a Taylor Swift song. And
Speaker 3: then I started to be like, this is annoying. That's
Speaker 3: it's just like all you they can't play Billy Joel
Speaker 3: for half an hour or you know, uninterrupted, and I should.
Speaker 3: And I might even argue that Taylor wouldn't wouldn't back
Speaker 3: that choice by business.
Speaker 1: So I think that she doesn't want to be the
Speaker 1: only musician. I think that she I don't. I know
Speaker 1: that everyone's like she's calculated to be the place that
Speaker 1: she is today. Which there.
Speaker 2: I even saw a clip the other day that was saying,
Speaker 2: do you ever get tired of the fame and everything?
Speaker 2: And she was I really liked it. I think I
Speaker 2: sent it to you, Anya, or maybe I didn't, because
Speaker 2: sometimes I like go overboard with sending you Taylor Swift stuff.
Speaker 2: But she was like, I would be so stupid to
Speaker 2: like all I ever dreamed of was being in a
Speaker 2: restaurant and having people be like I can't wait to
Speaker 2: meet you, and like wanting to line up at my
Speaker 2: table to meet me as a kid. So now that
Speaker 2: it's happening, I can never ever say I'm tired. She goes, yes,
Speaker 2: I do get tired, but I don't get tired of it,
Speaker 2: and I will never complain about it because this is
Speaker 2: what I asked for.
Speaker 1: And I really like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually a cooler stance than most people. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is what so many things that people complain about.
Speaker 4: It's like, you asked for this me all the time.
Speaker 4: That's really what you shinned up.
Speaker 2: I thought of my own thing, like I was in
Speaker 2: a bad mood yesterday doing something I asked to do,
Speaker 2: and I was like, shut up, you asked for this,
Speaker 2: and so I I that clip showed up to me
Speaker 2: in the right perfect moment of like, yes, I'm allowed
Speaker 2: to get tired. I'm allowed to get a little grumpy,
Speaker 2: but like, you always wanted this, and this is what
Speaker 2: you dreamed of and maybe it isn't exactly what you
Speaker 2: thought it was going to be, but like, so what
Speaker 2: your dreams came true?
Speaker 3: So why did you ask? Chris?
Speaker 5: I'm just curious. Noah, you're all in right.
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm like eighty five percent in Okay, I'm
Speaker 7: working my way towards one hundred.
Speaker 2: I will even say that I'm a little overwhelmed by
Speaker 2: I'm sick of seeing people's what I'm sick of. And
Speaker 2: I just want to be clear about this. There is
Speaker 2: no part of me, which I would have predicted there
Speaker 2: would be a part of me being like, oh, so
Speaker 2: now you all like her. I've been on board since whenever,
Speaker 2: and now you're finally on board. There is a tiny
Speaker 2: part of me that does say, oh, guess who was right?
Speaker 2: Looks like I've been right the whole time because she's
Speaker 2: the most popular artist that will in a couple months
Speaker 2: ever have existed. She's going to beat out everyone that's
Speaker 2: ever existed. It's imminent, and it's going to happen. In
Speaker 2: terms of sales, in terms of concert goers, it's going
Speaker 2: to happen.
Speaker 4: So I always get bothered when if there's something that
Speaker 4: I I'm like, oh, that's kind of feels like it's mine, yes,
Speaker 4: and then it goes into a movie and then everybody's
Speaker 4: like I love this song and it's like, oh, that
Speaker 4: was just sort of like my thing, and now everybody
Speaker 4: loves it because it was like in Stranger Things or something,
Speaker 4: and You're like, I have this sort of stinks. Do
Speaker 4: you get like a feeling of that of like, no, I'm.
Speaker 2: So happy that she that everyone feels what I feel
Speaker 2: because I the feeling of being a swiftye and enjoying
Speaker 2: her music and feeling like, oh my god, this song
Speaker 2: makes me feel a certain way or represents this feeling
Speaker 2: I had that I didn't even know I had, and
Speaker 2: like the love I feel and the I want everyone
Speaker 2: to feel that It's been this thing that I've been like,
Speaker 2: why isn't anyone else getting on board with this? It's
Speaker 2: a fucking great feeling. I'm not like, I'm a pretty
Speaker 2: basic girl. Why aren't other girls getting on board? And
Speaker 2: so to see it happening is awesome, but stop bragging
Speaker 2: about your concert going experience.
Speaker 4: And I also does that mean, though, what your counselor
Speaker 4: Because I'm just.
Speaker 2: Tired of seeing people's posts about the Taylor Sworfts shows.
Speaker 2: I haven't posted nine separate main feed posts. I did
Speaker 2: one main feed post about going to Taylor Swift. I
Speaker 2: do post on my stories, but I don't want to
Speaker 2: hear about like I don't want you to pretend like
Speaker 2: you've been a swifty the whole time.
Speaker 1: Let us know that you've been changed.
Speaker 3: I like that to go.
Speaker 1: I didn't I know what I before.
Speaker 2: I wasn't on board and now I'm on board, But
Speaker 2: don't like act like you've been there the whole time, even.
Speaker 1: Though actually I don't give a fuck. Just get on
Speaker 1: what are supposed to do.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: And I actually didn't like when this happened.
Speaker 2: Emily Rodazowski was like, I used to not like her
Speaker 2: because I thought something popular wasn't cool, and it turns
Speaker 2: out people were right, And I kind of was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't like it because anytime any celebrity mentions Taylor Swift,
Speaker 2: they get their name in a fucking article with Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift and it goes everywhere.
Speaker 1: So everywhere. I was saying, Travis.
Speaker 2: Kelcey tries to give Taylor Swift his number, the Chief's
Speaker 2: quarterback tries to give Taylor Swifter's number, and I was like,
Speaker 2: get your fucking name, get her name out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: I like, hold a fucking Will Smith about it.
Speaker 4: I like you said, though, Nikki said she doesn't want
Speaker 4: to learn anything about Taylor Swift from anybody except for
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is it.
Speaker 5: That's all.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift tells us everything we need to know in
Speaker 2: her songs. We get more than enough from her. Stop
Speaker 2: trying to invade her life and make assumptions. I've done
Speaker 2: in the past. I'm done to it. But I will
Speaker 2: say I don't like celebrities mentioning Taylor Swift so that
Speaker 2: they can get an article, because we all know now
Speaker 2: if you put Taylor Swift in anything, it will get
Speaker 2: picked up by the press. And yes, you can say, well, Nikki,
Speaker 2: you've been in things about Taylor Swifts. I didn't mean
Speaker 2: to get picked up by press by my mentions of
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift. I didn't calculate it to be like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to talk about Taylor Swort's on my podcast because
Speaker 2: it's a popular thing and maybe able to get people
Speaker 2: talking about. Like I don't try to jump onto her
Speaker 2: thing to get my same more by latching onto her.
Speaker 1: I only latch onto her because I love her.
Speaker 2: And I think some celebrities I'm not calling out Emily
Speaker 2: Radazowski or Travis Kelce, but I think they they position
Speaker 2: themselves to get a headline because they mentioned her, and
Speaker 2: I think that's gross and I don't like it. And
Speaker 2: you weren't a swifty before, I don't like you. I
Speaker 2: am the biggest celebrity swifty or one of the biggest.
Speaker 2: I would argue to say, I'm not the biggest celebrity
Speaker 2: that's the swifty by far.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: There's much bigger names, but I am the most the
Speaker 2: biggest swifty that is in the celebrity realm. And if
Speaker 2: you have, if anyone, I would think that I would
Speaker 2: totally honor anyone else throwing their hat in the ring.
Speaker 1: Come at her.
Speaker 5: I think I might just want to say that. I
Speaker 5: feel like maybe I'm the biggest.
Speaker 1: Swifte c Oh, yeah, we didn't even get to you.
Speaker 5: I've I've been a fan since twenty two thousand and six.
Speaker 5: I actually knew her in middle school.
Speaker 4: And you're the biggest swiftye of somebody who's gotten multiple
Speaker 4: ideas stolen from him by Hollywood.
Speaker 5: I'm I bet you have not.
Speaker 2: I'm even, by the way, I'm a late swifty. Most
Speaker 2: Swifties would be like, you only got on board during
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty nine. Where the fuck were you? Like, she
Speaker 2: was around for a really long time and doing arenas
Speaker 2: for before I was on board. So I'm even late
Speaker 2: to the game. So I don't put grudge anyone being
Speaker 2: late to the game. Just actually, I take back everything
Speaker 2: I said. If you like Taylor Swift, talk about it.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5: Gates open, gates open, come on.
Speaker 2: In, let's enjoy her together. You don't need to know
Speaker 2: all her lyrics. It's not a competition. Even though I
Speaker 2: just said I'm the biggest celebrity Swift, I really actually
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: I promise you I don't. I don't. That is not
Speaker 1: a crown I want to wear. I'm embarrassed of it.
Speaker 2: Kind of I don't want Taylor Swift to associate me
Speaker 2: with like a person that is just like an obsessive fan.
Speaker 2: So I'd like her to see me as a normal person.
Speaker 2: I just enjoy her music a lot, and everyone can,
Speaker 2: and it's open. There's someone that can start listening to
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift today that has never heard of her before,
Speaker 2: and they could be a bigger Swifty than me tomorrow,
Speaker 2: just based on how they.
Speaker 1: Resonate with her. So that is a word. But no,
Speaker 1: there's so much swifty stuff I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's many songs of tailors that I don't know, So
Speaker 2: I'm not like the best, most educated swifty. It's not
Speaker 2: about that for me. It's just about how her music
Speaker 2: makes you feel. And if you love her and want
Speaker 2: her to be happy, do you feel like she's cast
Speaker 2: a spell on people? Not not in like a malicious
Speaker 2: way at all, but like there is something else going on.
Speaker 2: My mom turned to me during a concert and said,
Speaker 2: everyone here is in love with her. Everyone's gay for
Speaker 2: her here, every woman here wants to be with her.
Speaker 2: When we were at the show, she goes every woman
Speaker 2: wants to sexually be with her.
Speaker 1: She'dn't say sexually, but.
Speaker 5: That was what she meant, Okay, we gotta go with
Speaker 5: lesson to learn? Is you know we all know now
Speaker 5: that we all got crowns, and I think you just
Speaker 5: need to calm down.
Speaker 2: Ah right, all right, that was adorable. Thank you for
Speaker 2: listening to show today. Thank you Chris gott Me for
Speaker 2: being here. I love you, and thank you, an You,
Speaker 2: Thank you Brian. Think you know what My shows are
Speaker 2: on sale now, Nikki Glazer dot com. Come see me
Speaker 2: in Chicago at the Chicago Theater September fifteenth. But I
Speaker 2: have so many shows all around the country that you
Speaker 2: can come see me at. I'm so excited. I'm leading
Speaker 2: up to taping a special, so be a part of
Speaker 2: that magical thing that happens in the months leading up
Speaker 2: to a special where every audience laughter informs what I
Speaker 2: end up shooting. So I would love to see you
Speaker 2: guys there. I love you, besties. Thank you for listening
Speaker 2: to the show. Don't be Ka and Di Di Di Digit.
Speaker 2: I was trying to think of the Taylor shows lyric
Speaker 2: but I failed.
Speaker 3: There's no just once.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the word just I am a Taylor s
Speaker 2: Frift lyric search engine that I could have to type
Speaker 2: in the word just just dance, just dance, we'll be okay.