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Speaker 1: The Nicki Gleiser Podcast, Nikkleaser, Here's Nicky.

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Speaker 2: Hello here, I am Welcome to the podcast is Nicky

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Speaker 2: Glazer podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm here with my boyfriend

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Speaker 2: Chris Convey. We're in Los Angeles, California. Where was everyone laughing?

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Speaker 2: What's happening?

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Speaker 3: Nick nick podcast?

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Speaker 2: Well? I was like really low end before we started,

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Speaker 2: and I just decided, like I was leaning back in

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Speaker 2: my chair as the show was starting, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: be professional, bitch, And so then it snapped into like

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Speaker 2: talking way too fast and I need to find some

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Speaker 2: happy medium, you know, like I want to be a professional,

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Speaker 2: but I want to be authentic and I want people

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Speaker 2: to be understand what I say.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like you're auditioning the big game show host Welcome.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, oh that's pretty good. I am kind of

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Speaker 2: that would be a sweet gig. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Chris Convey is here with me in California, and uh

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Speaker 2: Anya and Brian Franji, Anya, Marina, Brian Frandier here. Noah

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Speaker 2: is here as well. The whole gang is together.

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Speaker 5: I invented a game show. You did, Yeah, I did?

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Speaker 5: And then it was stolen from me and then I

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Speaker 5: actually went and auditioned for it to be a contestant

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Speaker 5: and I didn't get on, and I was like, I

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Speaker 5: made this.

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Speaker 1: Shows again, what is the show?

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Speaker 5: Oh well, it's a show and it can also be

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Speaker 5: a party game for your friends and family at events

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Speaker 5: or parties. I guess it's called Lincoln Words and it's uh.

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Speaker 5: I kind of forgot how to play it. But you

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Speaker 5: start off with a word. And this is before if

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Speaker 5: you heard of this game, this is before I came

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Speaker 5: up with this, before you heard of it. This was

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Speaker 5: like ten years ago. But also there might be another

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Speaker 5: game from the seventies. It's very similar, but there was

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Speaker 5: a start with a word, and you know like compound

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Speaker 5: words like trash shoot or garbage truck, you know stuff

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Speaker 5: like that. Yes, so you start off with a word

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Speaker 5: and then you have like like a wordle type word

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Speaker 5: and you have like five chances to get to another word. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: to get to another word.

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Speaker 1: That's cool, Lincoln Words. I don't like the name.

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Speaker 2: Lincolns because it makes me I'm going to talk about

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Speaker 2: Abraham Lincoln and that bores me and I don't want

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Speaker 2: to see that show.

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Speaker 1: But I do like this game is really fun. We

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Speaker 1: should play this sometime.

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Speaker 5: It's a fun game and I have a bunch of

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Speaker 5: rules that's exciting. You have to spend sided die and.

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Speaker 1: What could the rules be?

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Speaker 5: Well, one of the rules is if you're in a circle,

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Speaker 5: like like if you're playing cash phrase or something like that,

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Speaker 5: you're in a circle. If you're in a circle and

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Speaker 5: you try to think of a Lincoln word, if the person, uh,

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Speaker 5: you try to think a link word, and then the

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Speaker 5: person if you can't think of a Lincoln word, then

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Speaker 5: you can say.

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Speaker 3: How are you spelling Lincoln.

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Speaker 5: L I n K I like Lincoln Park? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 5: like Lincoln Park. If you can't think of a Lincoln

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Speaker 5: word one way because you think that the previous word

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Speaker 5: is too difficult to link with, then you can say

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Speaker 5: challenge and the person before you has to then come

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Speaker 5: up with the Lincoln word, and if they can't come

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Speaker 5: up with a Lincoln word, then they lose because they

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Speaker 5: gave you a shitty word to link with.

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Speaker 2: So then you tried out for this game. That was

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Speaker 2: the game stolen from you? Or is it like the

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Speaker 2: idea that Elizabeth Gilbert has where if you don't capitalize

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Speaker 2: on your ideas, they will find someone else's brain and

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Speaker 2: find a way out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Elizabeth Gilbert, definitely. I mean I didn't have any

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Speaker 5: means to capitalize on this, Like, it's not like if

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Speaker 5: you come up with a game show, you can just

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Speaker 5: go to mercy.

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Speaker 1: She was stolen from you.

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Speaker 2: So I didn't know if that it was a real thing,

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Speaker 2: because the other day you did tell me of a

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Speaker 2: show that was seemingly like you pitched a show, and

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Speaker 2: then a show came out on that same network that

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Speaker 2: was so similar to your idea.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I can talk about that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, please, it's insane.

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Speaker 5: This is in twenty seventeen or something or twenty eighteen,

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Speaker 5: I pitched a show to Fox called Models on Mars.

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Speaker 5: It was an animated narrative show that the premise of

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Speaker 5: the show was there is a a producer who pitches

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Speaker 5: a reality show called Models on Mars, where they would

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Speaker 5: take twenty influencers or celebrities and fly them to a

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Speaker 5: recently abandoned Mars colony on Mars and they do a

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Speaker 5: reality show in a big house on Mars and they

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Speaker 5: have to do all these Mars challenges.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I have a dumb question, Okay, but don't make

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Speaker 3: Is it a reality show or is it a mock

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Speaker 3: reality show.

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Speaker 2: This is a cartoon, this is an animated narrative, and

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Speaker 2: they can't go to Mars way.

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Speaker 5: Why is any laugh?

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Speaker 1: Because I think Ana is questioning, like is this really good? Possible?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we know, I mean we're on our way, so

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Speaker 3: it's not.

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Speaker 5: Okay. So in this world, there was a Mars colony

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Speaker 5: constructed that did not happen yet in real life, and

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Speaker 5: then it was abandoned because the public will didn't want

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Speaker 5: to pay the taxes anymore, so they abandoned this Mars colony,

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Speaker 5: and then this production company came in and decided to

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Speaker 5: take advantage of it by putting a reality show in

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Speaker 5: the colony there. So it's a colony with all science shit,

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Speaker 5: but then they removed all the science shit and replaced

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Speaker 5: it with like a indoor like an underground pool and

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Speaker 5: a foam pit and stuff. Okay, so they fly all

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Speaker 5: of these models to Mars with a small skeleton production crew,

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Speaker 5: and then on the way to the Mars colony, the

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Speaker 5: nuclear apocalypse happens on Earth and everybody dies. And so

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Speaker 5: this small production company and twenty of the worst people

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Speaker 5: in human existence, influencers and stuff like that, are responsible

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Speaker 5: for repopulating the human society on Mars and also surviving

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Speaker 5: without any help. So I pitched that show. People said, oh,

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Speaker 5: it's such a great idea. I love you, Bri, You're

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Speaker 5: the best, You're so funny. Definitely gonna make.

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Speaker 2: This shows up in the Martian And that is what

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Speaker 2: someone stole his idea.

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Speaker 5: Now, so three days later, you know, you get an

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Speaker 5: email that says we actually hate you. Fuck you.

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Speaker 2: And then you you get an email because sometimes I

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Speaker 2: feel like they just don't ever tell you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they love telling you how great you are in

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Speaker 4: the room, though, don't they.

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Speaker 5: That's the Hollywood. Hello. So I so this year, as

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Speaker 5: some of you may know, Fox.

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Speaker 2: Because I advertised it on this podcast, Yes, yes.

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Speaker 5: For this, Fox comes out with a reality show called

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Speaker 5: what's it called Stars on Mars Mars Stars on Mars.

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Speaker 5: Where's a real reality show. It's not an animated narrative show.

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Speaker 5: It's a reality show where they made some Mars colony

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Speaker 5: mock up and they're taking celebrities and influencers and putting

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Speaker 5: them in a big house and forcing them to survive

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Speaker 5: on quote unquote Mars.

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Speaker 6: Is it really like Starzam I don't know, but yeah,

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Speaker 6: it's just like a mock up of I haven't seen

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Speaker 6: it yet, but it's I did see one clip of

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Speaker 6: it where because I couldn't just I just couldn't believe

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Speaker 6: this headline.

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Speaker 2: And it was like Lance Armstrong gets into a fight

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Speaker 2: with Ariel Winter or like you know the girl from

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Speaker 2: the she was like the younger sister and modern family,

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Speaker 2: like the smart one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Lance Armstrong

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Speaker 2: isn't a screaming fight with her star because he's like,

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Speaker 2: I'm leaving. She's like, this isn't what it's about. And

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Speaker 2: all these people are like.

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Speaker 1: You need to stay. We gave here as a group,

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Speaker 1: like it's like desperate.

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Speaker 2: Like and he's just like so intense, and it was

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Speaker 2: like it actually looked really good Stars on marsh check

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Speaker 2: it out on Fox.

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Speaker 5: Was so ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: William is ninety something years old.

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Speaker 5: He still got it.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, what did you feel when, like, do you

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Speaker 1: think they stole it?

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Speaker 2: For what's what's parallel saw? What do you think is

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Speaker 5: I think for that, I mean I don't think it

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Speaker 5: I was able to come up with the parody idea

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Speaker 5: for the reality show because I thought that things are

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Speaker 5: that's why it was a good pitch, because I thought

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Speaker 5: it could happen. But then four years later it did happen,

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Speaker 5: although they fudged it because it's not really on Mars.

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Speaker 2: But well, I think that's my question is how did

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Speaker 2: you miss out on the title stars on Mars?

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Speaker 1: Yes, because your.

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Speaker 2: Season isn't even all it was models and influencers at

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Speaker 2: a mix of people.

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Speaker 1: But you liked the alliteration more than the rhyme.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a sucker for alliteration. But that's not the

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Speaker 5: only time that a show that I pitched was then made.

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Speaker 5: I mean, it happens. We have protection against time, no, no,

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Speaker 5: no protection at all. And yeah, for people like me,

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Speaker 5: you know, it's like I'm a fucking nobody going in

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Speaker 5: there with my dumb idea. There's nothing stopping them from

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Speaker 5: Like you know, Kevin Costner has this app out now

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Speaker 5: where it's I forgot what it's called, but it's like

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Speaker 5: an app where you it's a location based storytelling app

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Speaker 5: where you put this app on your phone and then

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Speaker 5: there's that tells you a story based on where you're standing,

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Speaker 5: based on whatever historical or informational stuff like sort of

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Speaker 5: like a walking tour.

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Speaker 1: Fiction or nonfiction.

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Speaker 3: It's called it's audio with au TiO.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, autio, I'm pretty sure it's not fiction. But anyway,

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Speaker 5: I had that idea too. I pitched that around, Nobody

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Speaker 5: fucking wanted to give me money for it, and then

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Speaker 5: I in twenty fourteen, I created a cartoon called Illuminati Incorporated,

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Speaker 5: based on my experiences with my podcast that I had

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Speaker 5: for seven years. I'm even made shorts for Illuminati Incorporated.

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Speaker 5: And the premise of the show was a workplace comedy

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Speaker 5: that takes place in the Illuminati, and it was about

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Speaker 5: the minutia of corporate of a corporation, but starring the

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Speaker 5: creatures that were in charge of running this shadow government.

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Speaker 5: And I even made episodes of that cartoon, and I

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Speaker 5: put it out on Dan Harmon's little contest project Channel

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Speaker 5: one oh one, and I won first place three times

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Speaker 5: in a row, and then I pitched it. I pitched

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Speaker 5: it to Adult Swim, which was before Netflix existed. But

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Speaker 5: then two years ago I was still doing voiceover auditions

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Speaker 5: for animation stuff. I received the sides for a show

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Speaker 5: that like sounds quite a lot like Illuminati Incorporated. And

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Speaker 5: here I am reading sides for some lizard person for

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Speaker 5: this show that I was like, this feels a lot

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Speaker 5: like Illumini. It's like a workplace comedy. And then two

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Speaker 5: years later Netflix comes out show a good show which

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Speaker 5: is even more upsetting, called Inside Job, which was a

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Speaker 5: workplace comedy that takes place an animated workplace comedy that

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Speaker 5: takes place in Illuminati headquarters, which, FYI, not the most

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Speaker 5: original idea anyways. So is this just a matter of

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Speaker 5: time before someone came out with it? But it sucks

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Speaker 5: because I pitched the show in twenty fourteen. They said

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Speaker 2: In the Songwriunning World.

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Speaker 3: I mean it happened to Matt. Matt has a song

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Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, so this is Matt's song from Matt pont Pier,

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Speaker 4: not you heard the country music.

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Speaker 5: It's incredible.

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Speaker 4: If people haven't listened to the bo Burnham pandurin, it's

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Speaker 5: Look it up.

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Speaker 1: Favorite thing I think ever country music.

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Speaker 4: Country music fans and people that aren't country music, people

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. No shirt, no shoes, no juice.

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Speaker 1: That is I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine an artist is dumb enough to just

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Speaker 2: you know, like when I got nothing to give Morgan tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: But you know, stranger things.

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Speaker 2: You can just because there's no name on that, you

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Speaker 5: I don't think that Stars on Mars was rip off.

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Speaker 4: And it's not like every single idea goes to Billy

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Speaker 5: But I do know thereat ideas. This idea did go

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Speaker 2: And I'm always on the side of parallel thought. Like

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Speaker 2: But she was making I'm making a point that we

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Speaker 2: Otherwise we think she's trash because she's old and ugly

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Speaker 1: She's worthless to us. But her point was we only like.

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Speaker 1: He's like, why do you laugh at that? Like he

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Speaker 2: Pretty I was proud of them laughing because obviously I

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Speaker 1: All right, we're back. So, Anya, you just told us

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Speaker 1: that Matt got oh yeah, dunked.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. He told me a few days ago.

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Speaker 1: I was in Callous that's where Morgan steals your song.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, commits Granger that that's how we call it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was in California and I just ignored the text.

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Speaker 3: He's like, we got sprayed by skunk. And they're always

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Speaker 3: She doesn't speak English.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been trained so proficiently just for that exact move.

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Speaker 3: The whole house smells, dude, And it's been a week,

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Speaker 3: Of course, I was like tomato juice because that's what

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Speaker 3: I heard in the seventies. By the way, I just

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, the World War two was nineteen seventy three.

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Speaker 1: No, it's so stupid.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to work on a joke the other

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Speaker 2: at like kit like young people when we're like you

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Speaker 2: you've never heard of goonies? Like it's like, yeah they

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Speaker 2: like you've never seen uh, Like, what's it? There's likes Company, Yes,

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Speaker 2: stuff like that. You don't know who the fons is.

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Speaker 2: know who Racle it is? And it's like no, and

440
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,400
Speaker 2: like I don't know what. Like I wanted to make some.

441
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:55,160
Speaker 1: Point of like and I don't know when World War two.

442
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 2: Was because I like the argument being I wasn't around then,

443
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,679
Speaker 2: But it's really because.

444
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,120
Speaker 1: I'm still.

445
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 3: Paying attention.

446
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention when I was young.

447
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,919
Speaker 5: That day in class, yes.

448
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: Yes, that one day, one day to certain things.

449
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 4: I have a friend who he just he thinks he

450
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 4: was sick the day they taught Roman numerals and he's

451
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 4: got no idea.

452
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 5: That's so.

453
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 3: I never had a geography class because I went to

454
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 3: a one room schoolhouse. They never in my education did

455
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 3: anyone teach us geography. No cap I'm like, how did

456
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 3: you guys miss that?

457
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 1: And you're way.

458
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 2: I got a shower curtain with the world on it,

459
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 2: so when you are on the toilet you can learn.

460
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,439
Speaker 1: Things.

461
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 2: And but uh, Brian has all the one hundred and

462
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 2: ninety eight countries memorized.

463
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 5: I can name all the countries.

464
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, that's all that exists.

465
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 4: I can even name Booster, Noah and Anya. How many

466
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 4: countries do you think there are in the world?

467
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:54,439
Speaker 7: Right?

468
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,440
Speaker 3: Ninety eight?

469
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: I just I think we did this already. I'm sorry

470
00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 1: and no.

471
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,679
Speaker 2: But here's another question that we did last night that

472
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 2: is so fun that Brian has all the stats for

473
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 2: how many World War II survivors because it did happen

474
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 2: in nineteen sixty veterans veterans, sorry, how many veterans of

475
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 2: World War Two.

476
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: Are alive today?

477
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 2: And let's just say, when World War Two ended, there

478
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 2: were sixteen million?

479
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 1: Was that right, Brian?

480
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 5: That's correct?

481
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 2: Sixteen million survivors of or like you know, veterans alive

482
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 2: of World War Two when it ended. How many are

483
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 2: there today? And how many? There's a follow a useful,

484
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 2: so a handful being like twenty there were again sixteen

485
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 2: million unless zero ended in nineteen forty five?

486
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 5: Is that definitely? I just to clarify, this is Americans

487
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,479
Speaker 5: that we're not talking about the whole world year.

488
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 2: Sixteen million Americans were alive in nineteen forty five, and

489
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 2: they had just fought in the war. They were probably

490
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:01,879
Speaker 2: in their twenties, you know, zero that so okay, So

491
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 2: twenties plus eighty three they're in their nineties now, yeah,

492
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: nineties or hundred one hundred.

493
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: Or less, okay or less.

494
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say zero.

495
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 5: Zero, Chris, such a thing.

496
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, because it's feel like.

497
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 4: I just saw something where like some like one of

498
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 4: the last ones just died, or maybe there was some

499
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 4: other word. I'm just gonna say under fifty.

500
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 5: The correct answer is, well, as of twenty twenty two,

501
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 5: that's what the veterans. Yeah, but we'll do the math

502
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 5: in just the second. As of twenty twenty two, there

503
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 5: are one hundred sixty seven thousand, two hundred and eighty

504
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 5: four World War two veterans alive.

505
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: And every day one hundred and eighty die.

506
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, every day.

507
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 2: So if you do one hundred and eighty times three

508
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: sixty five times, you get about sixty something thousand.

509
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: Subtract that's hundred eighty.

510
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 5: That's yeah, sixty five thousand, seven hundred.

511
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 2: So you subtract that from the number you just said,

512
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 2: and that's how many are probably alive. Right now.

513
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 5: You have about one hundred thousand left, and.

514
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 1: Every day two hundred of them about two hundred die.

515
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 5: Probably that that number probably goes up too, it goes everywhere. Well, no,

516
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 5: maybe it goes down. I don't know if it would

517
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 5: go up or go down because they're getting older, but

518
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 5: there's also less of them, so like you can't continuously

519
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 5: have one hundred and eighty die because eventually it's like

520
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 5: we don't have enough to do one hundred.

521
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: The dying would keep happening. It's not like the big

522
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: number would slow down.

523
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 4: It would keep happening at a greater rate.

524
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 5: They're going to start.

525
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the number is going to go up. The number

526
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: won't go down, Brian.

527
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 5: But the main if the if the main number is

528
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 5: one hundred thousand, down goes down. Yeah, you think, okay,

529
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 5: so always that number one hundred eight, But eventually it's

530
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 5: going to go down because it's like, well, now there's

531
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 5: only three thousand.

532
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 2: Because there's no like they know, it will go down

533
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: when there's twelve left because it can only be twelve

534
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 2: dying every day, So it will go down when there's

535
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 2: less than two hundred five or whatever it is.

536
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's the reason that stat's remarkable to me

537
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 5: is because, like your guys guesses, I felt like that

538
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 5: was incredibly high. I can't believe there's over one hundred

539
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 5: and sixty thousand people out there who are.

540
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 2: Thinking about it's team million. And you think about how

541
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 2: many people reach to their hundreds. What percentage you would say,

542
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 2: maybe like two percent of people get into their nineties.

543
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: I would think, you know.

544
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 5: I have no idea.

545
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 2: What age do you guys want to live to? Like,

546
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: if you could pick it, do you want to live forever? What?

547
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 5: Yee?

548
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,479
Speaker 4: Noah's age seven hundred, nine hundred.

549
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 3: Good question. I would always say as old as I

550
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 3: can if I'm healthy. But you can't stipulate that.

551
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 4: My grandma's ninety two and she's still cracking jokes. Yeah,

552
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 4: pretty sharp if you can. If you could be a

553
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 4: little bit like that, I.

554
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 5: Think, yeah, well you have to have that going for

555
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 5: you can't be Yeah, if you have a disease or

556
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 5: something that makes it a lot differently, I'm.

557
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 2: Worry no one's going to visit, like no one will

558
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: give a shit about me then, And I just don't

559
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 2: want to be alone in a nursing home and having

560
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 2: like nurses be like, oh, she's one of our favorites,

561
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 2: Like I just don't want to be one of the

562
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,239
Speaker 2: nurse's favorites and that's like the only people that care

563
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 2: about me.

564
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: And then I die and they all go, oh, she died.

565
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: That's what they get. Just in the break room. They

566
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: go really.

567
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 2: And then like no, mine, go back to social Yeah,

568
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 2: they start swiping with their eyes, their eyes in their head.

569
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: God, what will it.

570
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 5: Be like here here's a stat according to the SOA,

571
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 5: which I don't know what that is. That could mean

572
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 5: the uh shitty Society of old ass people liars. Yeah,

573
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 5: a non smoking, non smoking sixty five year old male

574
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 5: in excellent health today has a forty three percent probability

575
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 5: of living to age ninety.

576
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

577
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 5: A similar sixty five year old female has a fifty

578
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 5: four percent probability of living to age ninety.

579
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 3: If they never lived or if they don't smoke.

580
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 5: Now it just says non smoking, So I'm assuming I

581
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 5: think after like ten years, your lungs completely regenerated.

582
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: Lungs are golden's. And she smokes a problem.

583
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 2: She's smoked for for thirties, you know, maybe forty years

584
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 2: or something, and her lungs now look great. Not to

585
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 2: say that if you're smoking right now, like don't go well,

586
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: quit later it'll be fine, like it'll get you.

587
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 3: There's a picture of Julie Glazer in her either late

588
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 3: twenties or early early thirties that is so hot and

589
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 3: I think she's with you, Nikki, and there's like a

590
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: blanket or a skirt or something like flying in the

591
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: wind over her, and I think she has a cigarette

592
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 3: and it looks like the coolest Virginia slims ed ever.

593
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 3: She's like tan and sexy, and she has like a

594
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 3: little baby next door.

595
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 2: I think it's Nikki. Yeah, it's me, and it's just

596
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: like I want to smoke. Late twenties. I know she

597
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 2: made it look cool. My mom would always like just

598
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 2: be sitting in a chair, and I mean I grew

599
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 2: up like seeing my parents doing this all the time

600
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 2: and it looking like cool.

601
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 7: It still there was still looks cool.

602
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

603
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 5: One of the one of the videos and oust fits,

604
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 5: one of the Holocaust survivors was smoking a stick. I

605
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 5: was like, this woman is so cool smoking the cigare

606
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 5: bin like And then the Germans they came and we

607
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 5: weren't surprised, and.

608
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 2: They all had great lipstick and great hair done. You

609
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: could tell they got lily quaffed for their interview. I

610
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 2: really want to know what that movie was that they

611
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: were showing us, because I said it yesterday, I go,

612
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 2: why don't we all just go watch that movie?

613
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: That seems like that would be very important for us

614
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: to all do.

615
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 3: Kenn Holocaust, the ken Burns documentary and the ken Burg

616
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 3: it seems way older.

617
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: Oh, but it was like interviews with all these survivors.

618
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,719
Speaker 7: Steven Spielberg interviewed a whole bunch of survivors and if

619
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 7: you to live in the Holocaust Foundation, they have like

620
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 7: you could hear like everyone's story that he was able

621
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 7: to contact.

622
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 2: It might have been that okay, okay, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

623
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: I know what was that?

624
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: No, but I heard Lucy k joke the other day

625
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: about it, Bye Juiced. Have you heard that joke?

626
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: So he has this amazing joke about sorry to always

627
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: just be quoting Lucy K, but that's all I'd be

628
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: doing lately. But he has a joke about the little

629
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 2: girl in Red in the movie when the when they're

630
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 2: being round up and they're coming to get them, and

631
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 2: there's this one little German girl who's like, bye Jews,

632
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 2: Bye Jews. And he's like, oh, it's just a crazy

633
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 2: scene you're watching, You're just like, oh my god. And

634
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 2: then he's like, that means they had to have like

635
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 2: audition that role. That means that there's a tape somewhere

636
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: with a little a bunch of adorable girls going bye Jess,

637
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 2: and like he does all the impressions of these little girls.

638
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 2: And then I looked up the girl that did that

639
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 2: was that role, and she is the lead from Small

640
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 2: Ill something applebe Cheery Applebee or something like that.

641
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that was her.

642
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 3: Apple sound like the last name of a person who

643
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 3: would be screaming.

644
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: That what a crazy thing.

645
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,239
Speaker 2: I don't if you were at a parent and your

646
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 2: child was auditioning, would you They don't care.

647
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,959
Speaker 5: She was the star of Roswell and also, well that's

648
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 5: what I met. Sorry that show Unreal, which was really

649
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 5: which is about the.

650
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 2: Behind the scenes of the reality show. I've heard from

651
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: producers of reality shows. It's very very realistic to what

652
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:42,959
Speaker 2: goes on. Okay, skunked, so a stream of clear gross

653
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 2: ship goes all over Willa.

654
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 3: She runs into the house and immediately rubs her nose

655
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 3: everywhere on the rug and the couch. She's just like

656
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 3: trying to get this stuff off so the couch smells grows,

657
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 3: the rug smells grows.

658
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: Describing your fucking mind on your Marina.

659
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 3: I was in California. I didn't think he was serious,

660
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 3: and then I don't know. I was just like, I'm

661
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 3: sure it's fine, and he was like it was intense.

662
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 3: I was up till two in the morning washing her,

663
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 3: like over and over. The house is gonna smell really bad.

664
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm sure it's fine, babe, And you know what,

665
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 3: a week later, it's pretty fine. But it does smell

666
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 3: like like Bob Marley has.

667
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: Been in here for a week. Yeah, it is weird

668
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: how much weed and skunk spray smell the stone.

669
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 5: That's why it smells. It's called skunk.

670
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 3: The one thing I didn't know was if you wet

671
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 3: a dog that's been sprayed with skunk, it like reactivates.

672
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 3: So when I got home, I'm like, she barely smells.

673
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: And then Matt was away and I'm like, I'm going

674
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 3: to wash her face off a little bit more, and

675
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 3: I like, get a damn cloth.

676
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: Notoriously washes her dog's asshole after it takes a shit,

677
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,239
Speaker 2: she wipes it down.

678
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 3: Why are you grimacing? That is like a thing Chris,

679
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 3: that you would be excited about to come into my

680
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 3: home knowing that my dog's.

681
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 5: Asshole, thinking about it, picturing it.

682
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: Chris is not someone who likes potty humor or any

683
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: talk about it.

684
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 5: You are right about that.

685
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: You just take a paper towel like this, like here's

686
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: my little wakens.

687
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 3: And you wet it under the sink and then you

688
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 3: just do one of those just a couple folded over

689
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 3: and do it again.

690
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 5: Chris, My s o A, what percentage of Americans wipe

691
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 5: their dogs? But or.

692
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: It helps you?

693
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 2: I really want that stat Wait, I just heard about longevity,

694
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 2: by the way, and this is just me paraphrasing some

695
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 2: stuff that I heard from Peter Attila, the doctor that

696
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: everyone's wild about, who's apparently a good guy and he's

697
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 2: everyone thinks he's uh says he's reputable because he will

698
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 2: change his research based on like he'll be like I

699
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: was saying this, but it's totally wrong.

700
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 5: I fucked up.

701
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: It's now this But intermittent fasting does not make you

702
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: live longer and does not improve your life that much.

703
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 5: But that's not what it's for, right, What is it for?

704
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not an advocate for it. I don't

705
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 4: think it's like cool or interesting, but it's not. It

706
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 4: isn't it isn't to live longer. Well, I think he

707
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 4: was just talking to lose to lose weight, but he

708
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 4: said the best sauna.

709
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 5: The old Norwegians they know all about that ship and

710
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 5: Icelandic people there they have saunas in their houses.

711
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: I still don't understand what a sauna is versus a

712
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: steam room.

713
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 5: I just I will never has no uh, there's no moistures,

714
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 5: like basically like walking around into outside today is like

715
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 5: being in a sauna literally.

716
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: Okay, well, yeah I thought that was interesting.

717
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 7: Also, a sauna is usually like a room with like

718
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 7: like wooden wood like planks, and then yeah, a steam

719
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 7: room there would be a lot of tiles.

720
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: What old naked men being around them is what keeps

721
00:34:55,680 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 2: you correlation, just being fully revolted on a long term base.

722
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 4: Okay, Brian, do you remember being young and going to

723
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 4: certain kind of pools and and like men swimming naked.

724
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 1: In the pool with like a public pool, not a publicol.

725
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 5: Okay, it doesn't sound crazy.

726
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah wait no, it's not a public pool, Chris, what

727
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 3: kind of pool is it?

728
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 4: Well, it's like a club of some sort. Okay, but yeah,

729
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 4: that's old men being naked in a locker room. They

730
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 4: sure can't wait to be completely naked. They don't mind

731
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 4: walking around doing whatever.

732
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: I only know about it because comedians have talked about it.

733
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: You know, what I mean is wild?

734
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 5: What is going on with old men they can't wait

735
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 5: to get their clothes off?

736
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 2: Like country clubs, golf clubs, you nudice colonies more popular

737
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 2: with old men.

738
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 4: Then, I don't think it's like they. I don't think

739
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 4: it's necessarily like a fetish for that. It's just a

740
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 4: comfort that was breeded out of us as younger men.

741
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 4: Like right, I don't think my dad's quite like that,

742
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 4: and like, but I'm sure all of our grandparents are.

743
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 2: I like being naked. I don't have I don't have

744
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 2: problems being naked. I often change in front of my

745
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 2: hair and makeup girls. I'll change in front of Anya

746
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 2: and know it. Like I'll be naked in front of

747
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 2: my girlfriends, obviously my boyfriend. But I'm not comfortable being

748
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 2: naked because your bits and pieces are touching things and

749
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 2: I don't like that, and and because I tell I

750
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 2: want like you know, just like sitting sitting on a duvet,

751
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: like you just don't want your It's not that I

752
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 2: don't want the duvet on my vagina. I don't want

753
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 2: my vagina on the douvet, and I don't want I

754
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: don't want to. And also boobs, I just I will

755
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 2: never ever relate. I try to fit in sometimes and

756
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 2: I'll make jokes about this because I know it's such

757
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 2: a girl thing, but I let me just say right now,

758
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 2: I don't relate to taking off a bra and feeling

759
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 2: relief unless it is like that's fine, it crazy dumb

760
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 2: bra like, unless it's like a bra that's like too

761
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: tight or does it fit right? Otherwise, who wants their

762
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 2: breast meat hanging and then touching your you're under like

763
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 2: when your breast hangs, your boob touches your underskin and

764
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 2: it's pulling down on this part of your skin and

765
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 2: they just feel like they're sagging and they're sweat down there.

766
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: I want them elevated, I want them perky. I want

767
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 2: unless I had a boot, if I had a boob job,

768
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 2: where they're just like naturally up and there's no little like.

769
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 4: Having you read that thing that by keeping them in

770
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 4: a bra the whole time and you're not like developing

771
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 4: the like whatever the fibers are, they don't care.

772
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: I know, I have read that sometimes I don't. I

773
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,280
Speaker 1: don't anymore. I used to. I don't anymore.

774
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 3: But bralettes from Underwire during the time I knew you,

775
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 3: I remember, that was a big development.

776
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

777
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 2: I was doing bralets because I was like, my boobs

778
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 2: are big enough and they're like fun enough to like,

779
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 2: I don't need to always have like this. I don't

780
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 2: want to lie. I kind of was on this thing

781
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 2: of like push up braws are lying. But now I

782
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 2: just wear whatever stylus, like whatever I pull out of

783
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 2: a drawer mainly. But I'd never even, let's just say,

784
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 2: I do take off a bra because I just don't

785
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 2: want to sleep in a bra, because it's like maybe

786
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 2: sleeping a bra is just not ideal. I'm never like, oh, oh,

787
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 2: long day, Oh like what is that? I understand that

788
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 2: when you take off shoes, shoes are fucking hell. Why

789
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 2: aren't women talking more about the relief you get when

790
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 2: you take off a shoe?

791
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 1: Why is a bra so much different? Do you guys

792
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: have this bra?

793
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 7: I barely wear bras anymore because I gained weight over

794
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 7: the pandemic. So all my bras are like one size

795
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 7: too small and the cup just like squeezes all right

796
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 7: on my boot between the skin. So I'm like, I'm

797
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 7: not gonna spend eighty dollars on a bunch of new bras.

798
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna go loose.

799
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 3: I want to pick you back on that. I think

800
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 3: I've gained a little weight too, and my stretch pants

801
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 3: are digging into me. So I'm doing that ah with

802
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 3: my stretch pants, Like every night, I'm like, why am

803
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 3: I wearing a pants?

804
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 5: Uh?

805
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 3: If it's if it's not like a strapless bra is

806
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 3: so annoying to me. I'm conscious of it the whole time.

807
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 3: By the way, I want to recommend a film that

808
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 3: I just saw, so cute are you there?

809
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 7: God?

810
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 3: It's me Margaret. Men and women will love it. And

811
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 3: there's a scene where she has her first training braun

812
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 3: she puts it on and her mom, played by the

813
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 3: lovely Rachel McAdams is so good in this role. It's like,

814
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 3: how do you feel right now? And the little girl's like,

815
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 3: I can't wait to get this off, and I remember

816
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 3: it like reminded me of the first time I wore

817
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 3: a bra and it is like I remember telling my mom,

818
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 3: I feel like a horse that just got a saddle

819
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 3: put on it, and it's like, I can't wait to

820
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 3: get this off.

821
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 2: But it's so uncomfortable when they're flapping around and like

822
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 2: I just and your nipples are showing, so they're distracting

823
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 2: to like other like it's is not I don't I

824
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: feel really, this is like the child, this is like motherhood.

825
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 2: I don't want it, and I don't relate to other

826
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 2: women who do. And I don't relate to women who

827
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: are like, oh the end of my my cup size

828
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 2: is a lot smaller than yours.

829
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I would feel the but

830
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: it usually was saying like oh the braw a free

831
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: and relate, And I know I'm wrong.

832
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 5: I didn't know this. So when women take their bra

833
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 5: off at the end of the day, they turn to

834
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 5: a Southern debut, they.

835
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 2: Lay on their fainting count, they goes for a hot day,

836
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 2: I can't wait, pull me a mimosa, honey, and then

837
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 2: they fling their bra and their boobs go from once

838
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 2: east to west.

839
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: And comfortable. But I do relate.

840
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 2: We hear every go scroll and inst them for three

841
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 2: minutes and you'll see something about a woman taking off

842
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 2: her bra and it being relaxing, and it's just there's

843
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 2: some memes that you go, I don't relate to this,

844
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: and then there's some memes that get you.

845
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 5: Get you, But do you relate to this?

846
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 3: Do you relate to taking off a really tight bra

847
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 3: that's like, you know, full on support and then you

848
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,720
Speaker 3: switch into a nice comfy bralette or like a yoga

849
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 3: top that has like a built in shelf bra.

850
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: I relate to taking off uncomfortable shit.

851
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 2: I understand maybe women feel the way I feel in

852
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 2: stiletto heels, but that is painful. I don't understand bras

853
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 2: being painful. I understand if they're like the wires digging in,

854
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: because sometimes war like pants.

855
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 4: That are uncomfortable, like all day long, and you take

856
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 4: them off and you're like, I just feel like a

857
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 4: new human.

858
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: Yes, but I think I think by and large, women

859
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 2: are wearing bras that are ill fitting.

860
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 4: If this is the if this is a PSA, when

861
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 4: you were like as a twelve year old boy, the

862
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 4: greatest feeling that you had, because it was like before

863
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 4: you became a young man, was taking off shin guards

864
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 4: after a soccer game.

865
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 5: That was the greatest feeling young boy hard.

866
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say when you like touched

867
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: a boob.

868
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 4: No, it was when you were young. That's what the

869
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 4: feeling was. You've got to take those shin guards and

870
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 4: socks off. You were like, I feel like a new man.

871
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 5: Yes, better than sex. Yeah.

872
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 3: Really, it's just super tight on you all day and

873
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,439
Speaker 3: you're stricting field hockey.

874
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 4: I don't remember like the Yeah, they're just sweaty and

875
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 4: gross and like you know, like when we were young,

876
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 4: they were like hard as a rock. They were like

877
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 4: like uh, popsicle sticks wrapped in duct tape.

878
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 3: Was there any part of your guys's development that was

879
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 3: like really upsetting to you or like, ugh, this is

880
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 3: such a hassle, like my balls dropped, this sucks.

881
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 4: Or body of your hair under your arm was humiliating

882
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 4: to me because you would play basketball and you know

883
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 4: basket you know, the jerseys all like you know, were

884
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 4: like tank tops or whatever, and it was it was

885
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 4: felt humiliating to have hair under your arm.

886
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 5: For guys, it's all hair related. It's losing your hair,

887
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 5: it's getting hair on your shoulders, hair coming out of

888
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 5: your ears. That's all stuff like that the old man

889
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 5: hair on your upper arm. It's like, I hate that

890
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 5: weird course hair. You're like, I didn't have this. Seven

891
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 5: years ago.

892
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 2: I realized that men are embarrassed by things that we

893
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 2: would not have expected them to be embarrassed by.

894
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: We just thought it was boners.

895
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 2: Like you guys are constantly hiding boners and they're coming

896
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: up all the time, and you need notebooks and like

897
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 2: you can't get.

898
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: Called to the front of the class.

899
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 2: Like I remember like trying not to talk to boys

900
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 2: because I was so worried that they would get a

901
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 2: boner and be embarrassed. Because I just wanted to prevent

902
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 2: boys from being embarrassed because this thing would.

903
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: Pop up in your pants that you couldn't control.

904
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 5: It was like a rock and I couldn't believe it.

905
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 5: It's been so long since I got a undesired boner, right,

906
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 5: but I forgot that that was at one point in

907
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 5: my life an issue. Like when I was in middle school.

908
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: What ever, I would go to school every day like

909
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: fearing for my life.

910
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 5: You were in middle school, what was your thing, Brian? Well,

911
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 5: when I was in middle school, I would get those

912
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 5: boners and you know, yeah, you wouldn't want to be

913
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 5: walking around with a boner and you had to figure

914
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 5: out ways to cover it up with a textbook. I

915
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 5: took so many AP courses because of that good country

916
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 5: as a geography.

917
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 4: I had a friend who was at he was, like,

918
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 4: you know, at some department store buying clothes with his mom,

919
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 4: which is unrelated to what occurred to him. And you know,

920
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,240
Speaker 4: at some point, like he got the thing. And everybody

921
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 4: ever got a mannequin. You probably a mannequin, some woman

922
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 4: undressing a mannequin, and like every guy knows about like

923
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 4: the tuck, like you you know, up in your up

924
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 4: in your belt, up into your belt.

925
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, does everyone do that?

926
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, the guys know about it.

927
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: I remember learning about it in high school. That's when

928
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: I learned penises go more than just a right angle.

929
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: They can go all the way up.

930
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 5: So you have to do that thing. And then he

931
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 5: he was like Chris Tucker, he invented it. He was

932
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 5: a guy. You're Chris Tucker.

933
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, this is well, this is this

934
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 4: guy's actually his name is Chris. Wait what happened?

935
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 1: I feel like I know that?

936
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 4: So you know when you like so you know, when

937
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 4: you take off your shirt like, and you've got a

938
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 4: T shirt underneath to try something on. He his mom

939
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 4: was like helping him, like, you know, take off a

940
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 4: shirt so that he could try on something else, and.

941
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 2: It was just they're peaking out and she was like, oh, Chris,

942
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't believe you made the story

943
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 2: that was about you about someone else and you just

944
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 2: get it away at the end.

945
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 5: No, I didn't.

946
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding it like everybody but you, like the

947
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 1: guy's name was Chris.

948
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 4: But you know, that's that's a good way of doing it,

949
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 4: to be like his name was also Christ that you.

950
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 5: Would Yeah, that's a great idea because no one would

951
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 5: believe that you would just try to change the name.

952
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: To your No, that is good.

953
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:01,879
Speaker 2: Also are embarrassed by jerking off until college. In high

954
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 2: school it's embarrassing, and then college it becomes like I

955
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 2: jerked off seven times today, and it becomes braggy, but at.

956
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: First the worst. Hannibal Burrs has a bit that he

957
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: hates his nephew.

958
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: His nephew is always like, you're not famous, Hannibal, you're

959
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 2: not famous stuff, and he goes, do you just jerk off?

960
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: And his cousin just like is in high school.

961
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 5: He goes, Shu, look like you just jerked off.

962
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: Because they always just jerked off and they're humiliated by it.

963
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 2: But then something shifts where then you become like, okay

964
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 2: about talking about jerking off?

965
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:30,959
Speaker 1: Is that true?

966
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 2: Yeah?

967
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 5: That would that that would be accurate. Switch. I don't

968
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 5: recall that switch where it was all of a sudden

969
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 5: we were bragging about our numbers.

970
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 2: Like where it wasn't the most embarrassing thing to have

971
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 2: someone accuse.

972
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 5: You of it, you know, Yeah, but you know what,

973
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 5: even it's still I think it would still be embarrassing

974
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 5: if someone walked in on you for sure. Oh yeah,

975
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 5: that's a totally story. I mean, that's I'm the worst

976
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 5: thing you could possibly I resent.

977
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 2: I think women need to get on board with what

978
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 2: men were doing a little bit earlier, where they were

979
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 2: at least acknowledging that they all jerk off. I grew

980
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 2: up in a time where women didn't talk about it

981
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 2: at all, even their very best friends. No one had

982
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 2: closer best friends than I did in high school that

983
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 2: shared literally everything except that all my friends be jerking off,

984
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 2: and no one told me about it, So I didn't

985
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 2: even know it was a thing.

986
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 1: You could do. I had no idea they were teaching

987
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: me how to make, you know, pipes out of pen.

988
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 7: Caps, but no one told me, Yes, my friend, I

989
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 7: used to jerk off with my best friend.

990
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: That's how I learned to masturbate. What I need to

991
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: be friends with? You how initiated it open?

992
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 7: We're all wrapped with Well, it's because we had access

993
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 7: to like the Spice Channel and Playboy, so we kind

994
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 7: of learned it from the models on there. And then

995
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 7: her mom had this back massage that we kind of

996
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 7: put everything all together and we would take turn, but

997
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 7: like one of us would sit in front of the

998
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 7: room and then the other one would do it in

999
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 7: the back, and then we would just like switch. We

1000
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 7: would just be in the same room, and would you

1001
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 7: like orgasm? I don't remember, I think so, I know,

1002
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 7: I think probably Wow.

1003
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: And how old were you?

1004
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 7: I mean we were just like maybe fifth grade or

1005
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 7: something like that.

1006
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 2: Jesus, because I remember watching the Spice Channel in eighth

1007
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 2: grade and then ninth grade and tenth grade. Huffy and

1008
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 2: I would watch Real Sex and I would just be

1009
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 2: so horny I couldn't even handle myself. In one time

1010
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: we were watching it and the couch started like moving

1011
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 2: like a little bit rhythmically, and we realized it was

1012
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: our friend's brother. We were on spring break and we

1013
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 2: were on the house with stilts and he was He

1014
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: and his friends were pushing the house to like make

1015
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 2: it shake because you could do that.

1016
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: It was on stilts, and we.

1017
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 2: Were both like, oh my god, this girl's humping next

1018
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 2: to me. But it was just Jay Holly doing that

1019
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 2: to the house.

1020
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 5: Both have you thought the other one?

1021
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: We were both because our friends had to go.

1022
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 2: We just got in there for spring break all Kirston

1023
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 2: and Holla went to go walk on the beach to

1024
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 2: like meet boys or something, and Huffy and I discovered

1025
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 2: that you could watch scrambled porn, and so Huffey and

1026
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 2: I were kind of the pervs I think of the group,

1027
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 2: and so we stay back to watch scrambled porn and

1028
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 2: it was just going back and forth, and I remember

1029
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 2: looking over at Huffy like.

1030
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: What the fuck, girl, Like, are you pulling a Noah?

1031
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 5: How did you? How did you put it together that

1032
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 5: they were.

1033
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 2: We both accused each other of it, like, no, I'm

1034
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 2: not doing it, you're doing it. The moment later on,

1035
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 2: Jay Holly was like we were talking about there was

1036
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 2: an earthquake or something last night, and he was like,

1037
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 2: where was us?

1038
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: We were shaking the house.

1039
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 2: And that was the time that we we went to

1040
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 2: Fort Myers, Florida, and Jay Holly was Holla's little brother.

1041
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 2: He was like four three grades below us, four grades

1042
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 2: below us, and and we were in high school, so

1043
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 2: he was in like eighth grade, and we used to

1044
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 2: call we used to call people Fox. We'd be like,

1045
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 2: he's such a fuck, and like they were just like

1046
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 2: a little annoying or something like that guy such a fuck.

1047
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 2: And so for his birthday, in front of his parents,

1048
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 2: we made a birthday card. And Jay Holly right now

1049
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 2: like runs tech companies, like he's he's actually like a genius.

1050
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: And we wrote on his birthday card.

1051
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 2: We knew that he wouldn't know and that like no

1052
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,439
Speaker 2: one else would know, and we got into the habit

1053
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 2: of writing these long things that would just be acronyms,

1054
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 2: and so we wrote J H I T B F

1055
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 2: I A O F M and we wrote that and

1056
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 2: Jay Holly, so at the top of his birthday card

1057
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: we wrote that it was his birthday on spring break,

1058
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 2: and he opened up. He goes, he looks at it

1059
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 2: and he just scrolls along with his finger. J Holly

1060
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 2: is the biggest fuck in all of Fort Myers. And

1061
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 2: we were like.

1062
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: And we were and the parents were like, why would

1063
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: you write that on his card?

1064
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 4: Is that what that means?

1065
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: And we're like no, We were like and but we

1066
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: he broke our code.

1067
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 5: It was the same.

1068
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: We were like, oh, that's what we knew. Jay was

1069
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 1: like special because we were in Fort Myers and he

1070
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: knew he was the biggest fucking.

1071
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 5: Car.

1072
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 1: The biggest is the same jobs for greatness. This was

1073
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: the same trip that we met all these like boys

1074
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: and we were like we one time we're trying to

1075
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: get a ride into town and there was.

1076
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 2: Like a that was blasting, uh, come a lady, Come come,

1077
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 2: my lady, you must pull your flu sugar babe.

1078
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: And I might have told this story before, but Halla.

1079
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 2: You know my friend Holla, who is Jay's older sister,

1080
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 2: peas when she laughs too hard because she was born

1081
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 2: prematurely with like a not developed like I think Keegel system,

1082
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 2: so she couldn't. Once she starts peeing, the floodgates are

1083
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 2: open and there's no stopping the stream, which was proven

1084
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 2: one time when we were in high school and I

1085
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 2: was peeing and I couldn't hear what she was saying

1086
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 2: because she was in the next room and I was peeing,

1087
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 2: and I was like, I stopped my stream to go wait,

1088
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 2: what'd you say?

1089
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: And she goes, what did you just do? I was like,

1090
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: what do you mean? She was like, why'd you just stop?

1091
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,919
Speaker 2: And I was like and because then I started again,

1092
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 2: she goes, you stopped and started, and I was like, wait,

1093
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,760
Speaker 2: you can't do that. And we discovered that was her issue.

1094
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 2: It's the if it's open, all the pea's coming out.

1095
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 2: So Hollow would start laughing and her keegels would fail,

1096
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 2: her pe would come out. She would have to plug

1097
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 2: it with her heel. She would fall to the ground

1098
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 2: and plug it with her heel and put her hands

1099
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 2: over her head and go stop. Stop, you guys stop

1100
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 2: because we would be repeating whatever was making your laugh

1101
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 2: because we wanted her pee. And then if she if

1102
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 2: she stood up, the pe would all come flooding out,

1103
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 2: like like the only thing stopping it was her heel

1104
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 2: plugging it. So that was the only thing she had.

1105
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 2: So we got picked up by this guy. We got

1106
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 2: like a ride. You know, it's like stop standstill traffic.

1107
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 2: But we were like, we want to ride in this

1108
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 2: guy's convertible. So we're like, can we hop in? And

1109
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 2: it was like, come a lady, come, come on the

1110
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 2: front seat, and we were just whispering in her and

1111
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 2: we were obsessed with the word boner at this time,

1112
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 2: so we were like, come a lady, come, and we

1113
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 2: were sitting. This guy was like so c and he

1114
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 2: had no idea what these little fucks were doing in

1115
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 2: this car singing this song. But we were like, come

1116
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 2: a lady, come, come my lady, You'm a butter flat

1117
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 2: sugar bona.

1118
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: And we just that and all was laughing so hard,

1119
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: and we knew she had peed. We knew the floodgates

1120
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: were open, so she was looked at us like you

1121
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: fucking idiots, but you was sitting so it didn't come

1122
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: out yet.

1123
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 2: And then we finally get dropped off and she unleashes

1124
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 2: all in this guy's car. He doesn't even know it yet,

1125
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 2: and so she.

1126
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: Just leaves a puddle of this guy's car.

1127
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 2: He gave us a ride for like twenty feet, and

1128
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 2: we were it by saying, you have a butter fly

1129
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 2: sugar bona because we just used to be like, don't

1130
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,919
Speaker 2: forget you. But we would do like a Jewish mother

1131
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 2: telling her, like we would always be like, make sure

1132
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 2: you put a rainslicker on your bona, it's very wet outside.

1133
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: Don't forget to take your bona to the school dance,

1134
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 2: like we would just let the fuck.

1135
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: We were obsessed with.

1136
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 5: The words bona. But we saw the bo na.

1137
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: We named certain guys bonas.

1138
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 5: We were like, he's such a bona. I just love

1139
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 5: to see that guy getting home and being like those

1140
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 5: girls paste.

1141
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: In my phone. We're saying butterfly, sugar boner, really loud.

1142
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 3: I probably thought it was premeditated, like we're just gonna

1143
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 3: ride in this car for five minutes pissing and leave in.

1144
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 5: The bucket seat, and it's just like a bottle up line.

1145
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: Hollow. We love you so much. Okay, we gotta go

1146
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: to break. Is that right?

1147
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, We're gonna go to break. We'll come back after

1148
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 2: this with more show. All right, we're back. So any

1149
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 2: headlines in your guys, is what's going on?

1150
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 3: Aside from the fact that I learned that a dog

1151
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 3: really starts smelling worse after you wed it and after

1152
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 3: it's been sprayed by a skunk, not a lot, but

1153
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 3: that was a big revelation for me.

1154
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,439
Speaker 2: Well, you did just find some basement tapes of yours.

1155
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 2: You were at your parents' house, id to look at

1156
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 2: pictures and tapes.

1157
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was downsizing at the house throughout a whole

1158
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 3: car load of books and bullshit. I was like, wow,

1159
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 3: it really used to be quite literate. I had all

1160
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 3: these poetry books and textbooks.

1161
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 1: But I got rid of all that bullshit.

1162
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 3: But I did find some taste to read poetry.

1163
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

1164
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 3: That was my major.

1165
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 2: Right.

1166
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 4: It's strange like looking back at some of your old

1167
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 4: stuff and forgetting that that's who, like, those are the things,

1168
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 4: that's who you were, like.

1169
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 5: I was now, Yeah, I know. I used to draw

1170
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 5: anime girls.

1171
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 1: I was into that too.

1172
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 3: I drew so many anime girls.

1173
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 5: I was pretty good. I still can illustrate a little bit,

1174
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 5: and I'm trying to get back into it. But like

1175
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 5: back when I was in high school, I would draw

1176
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 5: anime girls and they looked I'm not they did look

1177
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 5: like a good anime girl. Like they did look like,

1178
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 5: why was it girls?

1179
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: Why didn't you draw draw you know?

1180
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 5: I guess he would have been gay. Yeah, were Sailor

1181
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 5: Moon like I watched I watched Sailor Moon. I guess. No.

1182
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 5: Sometimes I did draw like Dragon ball Z type guys.

1183
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 5: Those were the guys. But I would also draw like

1184
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 5: a girl with like big eyes, and you know, that's

1185
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 5: just what anime is, you know, it's not really like

1186
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 5: it wasn't truly like a sexual thing. I wasn't like

1187
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 5: jacking off to the anime drawings I.

1188
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 3: Made, but anime, I just sketched this really quick.

1189
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 5: That's like Disney.

1190
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so hard to do a guy's mouth to me,

1191
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 3: Like women have these big beautiful lips you could draw,

1192
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 3: but how do you do a guy's mouth?

1193
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 5: Brian, just do a line? Okay, one single line? Oh shit,

1194
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 5: he's gonna do that?

1195
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 7: S oh no.

1196
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,959
Speaker 4: So the anime there is this there was this book

1197
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 4: that my brother and I had when we were really young,

1198
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,760
Speaker 4: and it like maybe a video of like a video

1199
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 4: series or something, and it taught you how to just

1200
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 4: like draw cartoons and so and I never evolved past that,

1201
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,359
Speaker 4: but I still can do like the type of guy

1202
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:21,760
Speaker 4: that we used to do. And then I have friends

1203
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,319
Speaker 4: that went to another grade school than me, and they

1204
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 4: would draw like skater versions of this, and so I

1205
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 4: can you could still draw these like horrible. I'm gonna

1206
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 4: try to do one.

1207
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 1: I learned how to do Garfield with my brother.

1208
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 2: Drawing is so fun and I always tried to get

1209
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 2: kids into it when I babysat, because you don't have

1210
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 2: to do anything.

1211
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 1: They just sit with and draw. But kids don't even

1212
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:41,720
Speaker 1: want to draw anymore.

1213
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 2: I'm always like, let's just draw you just they sit there,

1214
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 2: they're working there like diligent.

1215
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: There. I want a child who is obsessively drawing all

1216
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:50,919
Speaker 1: the time.

1217
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 2: What are some other things you were into as a

1218
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 2: kid that you like let go of. I don't think

1219
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 2: I relate to things I was into that I'm not

1220
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 2: into now. I guess Dave Matthews band and.

1221
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 5: Like I don't want to draw because they can do

1222
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 5: everything on a computer now, like all all of their

1223
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,720
Speaker 5: stuff is computerized. Here's a little bunny rabbit.

1224
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 2: Oh wow, look at those are good. Brian dog I

1225
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 2: do some good And Chris, I've never seen you draw anything.

1226
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 2: I learned new things about this man every day that

1227
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 2: he used to be in the legos when he was

1228
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 2: a kid.

1229
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: It's a little chipmunkie. Wow, you could get into that

1230
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: arts school.

1231
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 2: They used to advertise in magazines where I like, you

1232
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 2: can draw this, lady, remember that? Yeah, you know what

1233
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 2: I just got speaking of things that like remind you

1234
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 2: of who you were one second.

1235
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 5: You know, I also do animation, so like it's not

1236
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 5: crazy that I draw, but I even when you're doing animation,

1237
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 5: it's like drawing is useless.

1238
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 2: I ordered this off eBay the other day because I

1239
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 2: was like, I just want to go on a nostalgia run.

1240
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 2: And it is seventeen magazine from August two thousand, Aniston.

1241
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 2: It's Anison. I went through all the covers to see

1242
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 2: which one I remembered. I really wanted to buy Adelia's

1243
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 2: catalog from the nineties late nineties, which do.

1244
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: Not exist online.

1245
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 2: If if anyone has one, I will buy one from

1246
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 2: you because I really want nostalga. This was like twenty

1247
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 2: five bucks, I think, but it's worth much. Well, you

1248
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 2: pay for twenty around maybe up to awards of fifty

1249
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 2: dollars if you can find one from nineteen ninety eight

1250
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 2: until ninety and two thousand, that's only God.

1251
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 3: My sister's going to be so bummed. She just donated

1252
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 3: all these like vintage Jane magazines. And Sassy magazines and

1253
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 3: iod I know, but there was one with Magamari Presley.

1254
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: On the cover.

1255
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 5: Do we have time to do the quiz? We used

1256
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 5: to do the quizzes?

1257
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: Oh, the quizzes are so fun. We should just like,

1258
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: let me just read.

1259
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 2: Your handlin the seventeen the shit out of her though.

1260
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Annison looks almost older than she does now.

1261
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 2: And this which is really weird because in the nineties,

1262
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 2: like she doesn't she look like in her late thirties

1263
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 2: twenty two in that picture. Oh yeah, Sarah Michelle Geller

1264
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 2: was the face of Maybolene for so long. This was

1265
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 2: run probably until twenty fourteen, but this is from two thousand.

1266
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 2: This is pre nine to eleven. I love anything pre

1267
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 2: nine eleven, Like rite pre pre it says at the

1268
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 2: top seventeen magazine. Five lines that will get him talking?

1269
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 2: What what qu' really got to elicit his personality from

1270
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 2: this guy? And then what will you wear back to school?

1271
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 2: Three hundred plus ideas, Get a head start now, hair color,

1272
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 2: makeover all you need to get it right, boredom Busters

1273
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 2: fifteen super Solutions, and then it says action in sync

1274
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 2: star in their own movie. Then on the other side,

1275
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 2: it says the Ultimate Ponytail Guide. And then under that

1276
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 2: quiz will your love last? And then under that end quotes,

1277
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 2: no one believes I was raped? And this is literally

1278
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 2: the quote next to Jennifer Anderson's face, no one over

1279
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 2: her left shoulder, No one believes I was raped.

1280
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: It looks like she said it, but that's not true.

1281
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 2: And then under on Jennifer's arm, it says friends Jennifer Aniston,

1282
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 2: her style picks her web passion web with capitalized W

1283
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 2: web passion. Why she's mad for Brad's good to the quiz.

1284
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 5: Quiz is exciting?

1285
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 1: Okay?

1286
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 4: God, the girls used to give us the quizzes in grades.

1287
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 2: Waits to get okay, So is this everlasting love? Let's

1288
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 2: take it from me and Chris.

1289
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 5: Is this everlasting love for Nicky and Chris?

1290
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: Your new guy tags along on your cruise trip to

1291
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: water World to the movie water.

1292
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 2: World in theater local water park water part capitalized water world.

1293
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think it's just like a name, a

1294
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 5: generic name for a water park.

1295
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: Was that a thing in the two thousands?

1296
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 5: Let's see what the next part?

1297
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 2: When they meet him, it's obvious they think you could

1298
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 2: do better. A you a see their point. He does

1299
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 2: look a little scrawny in the trunks. In trunks, boy B,

1300
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 2: you're slightly disappointed, but whatever, he's your soulmate, not there

1301
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 2: or see you aren't shocked. Your sporty friends just don't

1302
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 2: get his bohemian ways.

1303
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 5: What God, the only is what does this even mean?

1304
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: Number two? Your summer?

1305
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 5: See which one?

1306
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 2: I mean?

1307
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: He's my soulmate, not theirs. I don't give a fuck.

1308
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't come out.

1309
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 5: August.

1310
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 3: The film was ninety five, so it's not Kevin Costar's water.

1311
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's thank you your summer?

1312
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 5: Sweet picked? I picked b Okay.

1313
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 2: I'm slightly disappointed in them, but he's my soulmate. I

1314
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 2: want them to like him. So I'm a little disappointed

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Speaker 2: that they're like not good enough, But he's mine, not theirs.

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Speaker 1: It's always very clear what he's going to be.

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Speaker 5: What I have no idea? I have already lost what's happening?

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01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 1: What is this even about?

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01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 5: How do you win or lose?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 5: Is there score at the end? Okay?

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Speaker 2: The question for the squiz is is this an everlasting

1323
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 2: love you met over slur piece and sunscreen? But will

1324
01:01:55,320 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 2: this romance fade faster? Than your tank. Hello summer love. Okay,

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01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 2: number two. Your summer sweetie is taking Japanese next semester,

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01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 2: so you suggest that the two of you go for

1327
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 2: sushi once the temperature drops. Oh A invites you to

1328
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Speaker 2: join him, and it ends at Benny Hannah this weekend.

1329
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 2: B declines one soccer season starts, he won't have time

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01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 2: for a social life. See immediately makes a reservation for

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01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 2: two for Labor Day.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, well it's got to be c.

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01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris would make a reservation immediately. We need to

1334
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 2: try to make sure they have chicken kariaki.

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Speaker 5: The person who wrote this and sag how old were you?

1336
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 5: What were you thinking? Were you trying to hit a deadline?

1337
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 5: Were you bored? Your name is Jenna Siegel?

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01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: How Janna j A N A Sieagle s I E

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Speaker 1: G A L.

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Speaker 2: Please investigate The scruffy go tee thing gives your new

1341
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 2: QUTI a mature luck. But you just discovered that he's

1342
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 2: actually two years your junior. Now you're thinking, A, you

1343
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 2: should introduce him to your best little sis or little bro,

1344
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 2: the biggest fucking oll of Fort Myers. B. He is

1345
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 2: way more mature than that than that senior You dated

1346
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 2: who'd perfected the art of burping the entire alphabet.

1347
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 1: Okay, see, if he breathes a.

1348
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 2: Word about his real age to anyone, you know, you'll

1349
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 2: sick the varsity team on him, football team on him.

1350
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 3: Okay, this is very complicated personality.

1351
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 1: Quick, how do you choose me? Because a good kisser?

1352
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: And it was like, you know, the simple, straightforward questions.

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01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 4: But like the all of these scenarios, I don't feel

1354
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 4: like I feel like this relates to like three people

1355
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 4: in America.

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01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 2: You two are on your way out for a day

1357
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 2: of go karts and ice cream when your guy receives

1358
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 2: a letter from his ex girlfriend who's away at Camp

1359
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 2: Granada again Campanada.

1360
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 1: That I don't understand.

1361
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 2: He a crams the heart Laiden envelope into the drawer

1362
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 2: with the rest of her unopened notes, b reads it

1363
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 2: out loud, trying too hard to make fun of her

1364
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 2: or see, chokes back tears, and tells you he needs

1365
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 2: to be alone.

1366
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: For a while. What the fuck hurt?

1367
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 5: What happened to you?

1368
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 2: As you blade down the boardwalk one last time before

1369
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 2: school starts, your boy gush is about wanting to spend

1370
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 2: every upcoming vacation together you a explain that you're deathly

1371
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 2: afraid of airplanes, but offer your email address.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is the first time.

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01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 2: This is the first uhss B tactfully mentioned that Thanksgiving

1374
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 2: and Christmas Christmas mean hardcore family time, but spring break

1375
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 2: is open.

1376
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 3: Wait, that's also avoidant.

1377
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 1: You so avoidant. Okay.

1378
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 2: See make a mental note to start researching frequent fire

1379
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 2: plans and discount travel web sites. Websites are spelled W

1380
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 2: E B capitalized W and then space sites.

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01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 5: Everyone.

1382
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: We are in the two thousands, this is just okay.

1383
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 2: Piling into the suv thory two hour trip home from

1384
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 2: your friend Janet's beach house, you realize that one passenger

1385
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 2: is going to have a going to have it rough,

1386
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 2: going to have to rough it on the bus. When

1387
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 2: your boyfriend volunteers you a offer to keep in company,

1388
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 2: you'd be crazy to turn down even two more minutes

1389
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 2: of bliss minutes is in italics? Oh, w side with

1390
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 2: relief after three days glued to his side, you need

1391
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 2: your space or see. Consider tagging along on the bus,

1392
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 2: but opt to take the car ride home with your girlfriends.

1393
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 2: I hate this so much. Someone took this quiz gave

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01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 2: themselves a score they had twenty seven, They got a

1395
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 2: twenty seven.

1396
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 3: So for this girl a codependent and avoid it.

1397
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of this stuff. Oh, here's another quiz.

1398
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 2: Are you over the breakup? Let's just do one of these.

1399
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 2: His birthday was yesterday, you were in no mood to celebrate,

1400
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 2: and you sent him a a toadstool, two frog tongues,

1401
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 2: and a lock of your hair a secret potion to

1402
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 2: give him disfiguring acne.

1403
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 1: What the fuck is.

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01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 2: Margaret b a goofy e card e card a goofy

1405
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,920
Speaker 2: e card. After all, he took you on a sunset

1406
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 2: picnic for your birthday. See nothing, he didn't even remember.

1407
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 1: It was the hand of the name.

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01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 5: Okay, wrote that one Margaret Magna N.

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01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 2: A A N A Magnarelli M A M N A

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01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 2: N c R E L L I. And a lot

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01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 2: of this magazine I haven't.

1412
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 5: Looked through at all, But a lot of this name

1413
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 5: is Leslie Snorb.

1414
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: What I'm so angry about?

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01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 3: Thirty ways to get him talking? Why were we raised

1416
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 3: with this stupid ideology that we're supposed to fucking pursue?

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01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 2: Man? This is what.

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01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: Let's look at ways to get him talking? Okay, Like

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01:06:59,080 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 1: This is why I bought this.

1420
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 2: Cause I wanted to you know what I recently read,

1421
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 2: There's been this whole influx of memes about this is why.

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01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 2: This is why every millennial girl has a fucking eating

1423
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 2: disorder because this. We were told Jessica Simpson was obese

1424
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 2: in this picture, and we were told, uh, you know,

1425
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,439
Speaker 2: Fergie was fat in this picture, and it is true.

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01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 2: You look back and you go, no one would ever

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01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 2: say they're fat now ever. We you know, people say

1428
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 2: fat behind closed doors, but no one is openly mocking

1429
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 2: and saying fat on in publications.

1430
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 1: Like they used to.

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01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 2: And so I was interested to look back and see

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01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 2: how I was brainwashed at this very innocent time of

1433
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 2: my life.

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01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 4: Yes, but don't you think that the people that are

1435
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 4: writing this are just like young idiots too, like they

1436
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 4: don't know what's going on?

1437
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,720
Speaker 2: No, I think we yeah, but they were all brainwas

1438
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 2: We were all brainwashed like this was the way it was.

1439
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:52,120
Speaker 2: I mean even not so long ago. What did I

1440
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,600
Speaker 2: just say the other day, that was like a few

1441
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 2: years ago. Oh, the thing about Lindsay Lohan getting mocked

1442
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 2: by or uh my Cyrus was mocking Shenade O'Connor and

1443
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 2: her mental health, just like in twenty fourteen on Twitter

1444
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 2: and being like and Shine O'Connor had kind of put

1445
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 2: Miley on blast. So she was referencing that, but it

1446
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,919
Speaker 2: was like it didn't age well at all. It would

1447
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 2: never happen. Now times are changing. Oh, it's an ad

1448
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,160
Speaker 2: for a cell phone, go Hollywood with Nokia.

1449
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 1: On the shitty phones. It's so funny. I mean, it's

1450
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: so fun to see this stuff.

1451
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:23,600
Speaker 5: Hold on.

1452
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 1: Oh, and this is a ad for the Runaway Bride.

1453
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: Oh remember that movie.

1454
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 2: Hate.

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01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,560
Speaker 4: Things are happening right now too that we're going to

1456
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,880
Speaker 4: look back on in like six years and be like,

1457
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:36,680
Speaker 4: holy smoke.

1458
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:37,840
Speaker 5: I know what were we doing?

1459
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean it's uh, there's some things that yeah,

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01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:44,680
Speaker 1: you do.

1461
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 2: I Anya just send an article actually to us about

1462
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:52,880
Speaker 2: how trigger warnings have actually done a disservice to young

1463
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,320
Speaker 2: girls because they've been protected from anything that could ever

1464
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:58,720
Speaker 2: cause them any harm. Not really, I mean, I don't

1465
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 2: think trigger warnings really work that well. They just say

1466
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:05,160
Speaker 2: it and then everyone keeps reading. But if if adolescents

1467
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,160
Speaker 2: want to be protected from anything that causes them any discomfort,

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01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 2: they can, And so now they are actually adults and

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01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:14,719
Speaker 2: these they're being. They're like witnessing things that are like shocking,

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Speaker 2: and they can't handle it. They have no defense to

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01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 2: it because they've always had your systems.

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Speaker 5: So Jana Siegel, I cannot find it anywhere. I even

1473
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:27,919
Speaker 5: looked up her face, but I can't find Jane. Margaret

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01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:34,479
Speaker 5: Magnerelli is a real person. She currently works for either

1475
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:37,599
Speaker 5: Monster dot com or some food website. She's a content

1476
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:41,880
Speaker 5: and senior director. But one thing interesting about Margaret Magnarelli

1477
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 5: is she helps define the words snarky. She's responsible for

1478
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 5: the words snarky partial Magnarelli. If you go into miriam

1479
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:57,320
Speaker 5: Dictionary when it says example, and go under the entry

1480
01:09:57,439 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 5: for snarky under the example sent instances, Margaret Magnarelli is

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01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 5: one of the first people to use the word in

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01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:06,599
Speaker 5: a publish work.

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01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,560
Speaker 3: That's a big deal. Thanks Magna. Sorry I thought you

1484
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 3: were a pseudonym.

1485
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 5: If your coworker confronts you, admit you were wrong, but

1486
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:18,879
Speaker 5: don't over explain your snarky comment, she may get angrier.

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01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:23,560
Speaker 5: Margaret Magnerelli Glamour Magazine, April two thousand and two. So

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01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 5: that's all I know about her.

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Speaker 2: A ton of great content in here, Oh, Jen Aniston, Pit,

1490
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 2: stop the whole thing.

1491
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:37,440
Speaker 4: Kate Bush, was you there, Kate Bus, Kate Moss.

1492
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 1: Oh, Kate Moss, Yeah, she's all up in here.

1493
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:39,519
Speaker 3: Loved her.

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01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,439
Speaker 5: But it's amazing that a writer for Snark, for a

1495
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:46,200
Speaker 5: seventeen magazine would make such an impact on our lives.

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01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,040
Speaker 5: You know, I know something just like oh, somebody's oh.

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01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:51,200
Speaker 5: I thought maybe they were marking that page. No, so

1498
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,439
Speaker 5: I know the guy who's how much was this magazine?

1499
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,000
Speaker 1: Like twenty?

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01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 5: What? Yeah?

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01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 2: Would you wanted at eBay? I'm going to get more.

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01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,120
Speaker 2: I want to I want to get You know, I

1503
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:02,840
Speaker 2: was thinking about what was I reading when I was

1504
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,720
Speaker 2: in the two thousands. I might not have been reading

1505
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 2: seventeen magazine because in two thousand I was sixteen, and

1506
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,439
Speaker 2: so I might have been like, you read seventeen when

1507
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 2: you're thirteen, you read Cosmo when you're sixteen. So I

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01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 2: think I might get teen Vogue or something like. I

1509
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:19,160
Speaker 2: don't know what I was reading at this time, but

1510
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,720
Speaker 2: I did remember this. I was trying to find one.

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01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:25,519
Speaker 2: Oh god, girls, you remember teen magazines? How boring were

1512
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 2: the fashion spreads that would fill up like thirty pages

1513
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 2: of just.

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01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:33,080
Speaker 1: We had like six posing.

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01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 3: Her month to look at.

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01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so the.

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01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:39,599
Speaker 5: Guys version of seventeen was you know, I'm gonna say,

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01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:43,680
Speaker 5: we're illustrated Maxim No Maxim. Yeah, so you would get

1519
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:48,040
Speaker 5: MAXIM And the back half of MAXIM was just endless ads.

1520
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 5: It was like an unending stream of ads. I was like,

1521
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,920
Speaker 5: is this a magazine or is this just like a commercial?

1522
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 3: Wasn't MAXIM really responsible for men's early eating disorders in

1523
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,280
Speaker 3: the nineties and early odds?

1524
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,160
Speaker 5: Maxim has never done anything wrong to anyone, nobody.

1525
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:11,120
Speaker 4: All they did was give us great content and women.

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01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 1: I am not joking. You look at this dress right now.

1527
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:16,639
Speaker 1: Look at this dress.

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01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:21,120
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a spaghetti strap rainbow colored holy shit, or.

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01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it looks like it looks like a

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01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:30,479
Speaker 5: multi colored. It looks like an old school uh like

1531
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 5: you know when you're a kid and you can get

1532
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,720
Speaker 5: like a black dots on it.

1533
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:38,920
Speaker 2: And it wa same dress. That's so the style in here,

1534
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,360
Speaker 2: you realize, is not that different than the style now.

1535
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 2: And then look at this technology cutting edge, technology edge.

1536
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 2: It says at the top it is a personal TV

1537
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 2: TV to go. It is the size of the Game

1538
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 2: Boy screen. It is black and white and this is

1539
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 2: the leading technology in two thousand. We've advanced so much,

1540
01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,280
Speaker 2: but all the stars are the same.

1541
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:03,000
Speaker 3: Really, that company got skunked by the iPhone or the

1542
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 3: iPhone got skunked by them who stole Who's copyright?

1543
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 1: Oh skunked?

1544
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1545
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: I mean, and look at this. This is one of

1546
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,400
Speaker 1: the most disgusting things I could ever think of. It

1547
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 1: made me go.

1548
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,600
Speaker 2: Yes, because everyone knows I don't like socks and like

1549
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,759
Speaker 2: sticky or like wet and socks.

1550
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 1: Who likes wet and stock socks? Right, this is an

1551
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 1: ad for wet and socks. Well, Kirsten used to put

1552
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,160
Speaker 1: her socks in her mouth and be like, you didn't

1553
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,560
Speaker 1: I did, think, and I'd be like, stop doing that,

1554
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:33,840
Speaker 1: And it wasn't because it was like.

1555
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,559
Speaker 2: Her foot touched it. It's like the cotton of the thought.

1556
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:40,120
Speaker 2: Plus like pulling on it with your teeth is disgusting

1557
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:43,799
Speaker 2: to me. So this ad made me viscerally sick yesterday.

1558
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:47,679
Speaker 2: It was a sock and there's a rice crispy clog

1559
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:51,280
Speaker 2: that is on the sock. The stickiness of that is repulsive.

1560
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:54,120
Speaker 5: I mean, it looks like it's like a human excrement

1561
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 5: coming from the sock.

1562
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:58,000
Speaker 2: It's not why would anyone go, I'm really hungry for

1563
01:13:58,080 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 2: a rice Crispy after seeing.

1564
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 5: That that is the biggest Like, why did they think

1565
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:04,720
Speaker 5: that that would sell more? Is that what it is?

1566
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 5: Is for rice krispy trees? Yes, I think why did

1567
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 5: they think? Yes, some cool socks stepping on.

1568
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:17,120
Speaker 2: A white Chris tree? Great strapless sandals great? Is as

1569
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:19,360
Speaker 2: great as strapless Japanese sandals.

1570
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 1: Best.

1571
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,680
Speaker 2: When eaten, you can tell that they came up with

1572
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,640
Speaker 2: this ad campaign, like we'll have a two different things.

1573
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,000
Speaker 2: We'll say it's cool when it's this, but it's bad

1574
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:29,320
Speaker 2: that it is, Oh my god, and that's our whole pitch.

1575
01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:34,599
Speaker 2: And then at the very end there's always like one.

1576
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:38,000
Speaker 4: Page where it's like star style and it says vintage Chloe.

1577
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 2: Boys don't cries seven Ye Chloe Sevinyer puts together today's

1578
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 2: hottest looks from fashion's coolest parts, and this was didn't

1579
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:45,880
Speaker 2: she give.

1580
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,280
Speaker 1: A real blowjob on screen?

1581
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 2: Yes?

1582
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:49,240
Speaker 1: And bad Bunny or something?

1583
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:53,000
Speaker 2: What is it? Bunny brown, Bunny, check it out, Bad

1584
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,400
Speaker 2: Bunny Jim. What I've leaned from this is that we're

1585
01:14:56,439 --> 01:14:58,559
Speaker 2: still obsessed with the same stars. There's pink in here,

1586
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:04,240
Speaker 2: there's Jessica Alba. There's j And I'm not gonna even say.

1587
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 2: There was a whole article that I buzz past about

1588
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:14,280
Speaker 2: Columbine and if it's too soon to sell the video

1589
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 2: and there isn't a video that they ever sold, but

1590
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 2: they made a whole thing about it, and I, yeah,

1591
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:21,400
Speaker 2: I would.

1592
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,240
Speaker 1: Have liked to see that, you know, as a Columbine

1593
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:25,320
Speaker 1: hunt myself. Freddy Prince Junior.

1594
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:28,360
Speaker 2: Look at all these stars, Christina Aguilera, they're all still stars.

1595
01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:30,840
Speaker 1: Matt Damon, Freddy Prince, who is that?

1596
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 5: Remember her?

1597
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:35,960
Speaker 1: She was a huge star.

1598
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,840
Speaker 5: She was in Will Fresh Prince.

1599
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 2: I think, right, oh, yeah, that's right, Angelina, Jolie, Laura Prepon.

1600
01:15:44,439 --> 01:15:45,479
Speaker 1: You know who's back? Who?

1601
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:50,760
Speaker 3: I thought he's retired And look, yes, I.

1602
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,439
Speaker 1: Know he's back. Someone told me that they think that

1603
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:58,760
Speaker 1: books he likes forty or in? Sorry was he in?

1604
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:03,400
Speaker 4: He was in with the Black Mirror and he was

1605
01:16:03,439 --> 01:16:05,320
Speaker 4: great in it and that what he sawman?

1606
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:11,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, he where did he go? I thought he had

1607
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 3: retired from and I know.

1608
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 1: He he's so fucking good.

1609
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he chose to retreat from the spotlight or

1610
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:23,080
Speaker 3: not take huge, huge roles. And but yeah, he's been

1611
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:25,080
Speaker 3: in some choice things over the years of man he

1612
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 3: looks great.

1613
01:16:27,439 --> 01:16:30,680
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll want to I'm just.

1614
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,680
Speaker 5: Going to bring him. For Taylor Swift, he wanted to

1615
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:35,599
Speaker 5: focus on his family life. Is what it says?

1616
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:36,679
Speaker 1: Oh is he married?

1617
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:45,120
Speaker 5: In an interview WOA, he marries h an English actress

1618
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:48,439
Speaker 5: named taz Uh tams and Edgerton in twenty twelve.

1619
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:52,799
Speaker 4: What is everybody stance on Taylor Swift? Is everybody completely

1620
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 4: bought in on this?

1621
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:57,879
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty one, I'm I'm reaching a point where I'm changing,

1622
01:16:58,120 --> 01:16:59,960
Speaker 3: but I don't feel this is a safe space.

1623
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:06,320
Speaker 1: You're changing away from her reaching was on board.

1624
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:10,200
Speaker 3: I'm reaching a point where I'm I'm like, is there

1625
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 3: any other music? Like I spent half an hour in

1626
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 3: a Starbucks two days in a row, and I didn't

1627
01:17:15,479 --> 01:17:18,360
Speaker 3: hear any song that wasn't a Taylor Swift song. And

1628
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:21,599
Speaker 3: then I started to be like, this is annoying. That's

1629
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:25,320
Speaker 3: it's just like all you they can't play Billy Joel

1630
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:30,080
Speaker 3: for half an hour or you know, uninterrupted, and I should.

1631
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:33,519
Speaker 3: And I might even argue that Taylor wouldn't wouldn't back

1632
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,320
Speaker 3: that choice by business.

1633
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 1: So I think that she doesn't want to be the

1634
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 1: only musician. I think that she I don't. I know

1635
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:44,080
Speaker 1: that everyone's like she's calculated to be the place that

1636
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,439
Speaker 1: she is today. Which there.

1637
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,280
Speaker 2: I even saw a clip the other day that was saying,

1638
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,880
Speaker 2: do you ever get tired of the fame and everything?

1639
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:52,479
Speaker 2: And she was I really liked it. I think I

1640
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,320
Speaker 2: sent it to you, Anya, or maybe I didn't, because

1641
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:57,479
Speaker 2: sometimes I like go overboard with sending you Taylor Swift stuff.

1642
01:17:57,479 --> 01:18:00,120
Speaker 2: But she was like, I would be so stupid to

1643
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,360
Speaker 2: like all I ever dreamed of was being in a

1644
01:18:02,439 --> 01:18:04,479
Speaker 2: restaurant and having people be like I can't wait to

1645
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,240
Speaker 2: meet you, and like wanting to line up at my

1646
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:08,439
Speaker 2: table to meet me as a kid. So now that

1647
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 2: it's happening, I can never ever say I'm tired. She goes, yes,

1648
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 2: I do get tired, but I don't get tired of it,

1649
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:16,439
Speaker 2: and I will never complain about it because this is

1650
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:17,120
Speaker 2: what I asked for.

1651
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 1: And I really like that.

1652
01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:21,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually a cooler stance than most people. Yeah,

1653
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:24,360
Speaker 4: this is what so many things that people complain about.

1654
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:28,080
Speaker 4: It's like, you asked for this me all the time.

1655
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,439
Speaker 4: That's really what you shinned up.

1656
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:32,120
Speaker 2: I thought of my own thing, like I was in

1657
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:35,439
Speaker 2: a bad mood yesterday doing something I asked to do,

1658
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 2: and I was like, shut up, you asked for this,

1659
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,600
Speaker 2: and so I I that clip showed up to me

1660
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:43,960
Speaker 2: in the right perfect moment of like, yes, I'm allowed

1661
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:45,839
Speaker 2: to get tired. I'm allowed to get a little grumpy,

1662
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:49,160
Speaker 2: but like, you always wanted this, and this is what

1663
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,200
Speaker 2: you dreamed of and maybe it isn't exactly what you

1664
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:53,600
Speaker 2: thought it was going to be, but like, so what

1665
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:54,760
Speaker 2: your dreams came true?

1666
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,759
Speaker 3: So why did you ask? Chris?

1667
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 5: I'm just curious. Noah, you're all in right.

1668
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:04,559
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm like eighty five percent in Okay, I'm

1669
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,000
Speaker 7: working my way towards one hundred.

1670
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:10,920
Speaker 2: I will even say that I'm a little overwhelmed by

1671
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:14,360
Speaker 2: I'm sick of seeing people's what I'm sick of. And

1672
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:16,560
Speaker 2: I just want to be clear about this. There is

1673
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,200
Speaker 2: no part of me, which I would have predicted there

1674
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,280
Speaker 2: would be a part of me being like, oh, so

1675
01:19:20,479 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 2: now you all like her. I've been on board since whenever,

1676
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 2: and now you're finally on board. There is a tiny

1677
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:29,400
Speaker 2: part of me that does say, oh, guess who was right?

1678
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 2: Looks like I've been right the whole time because she's

1679
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:35,080
Speaker 2: the most popular artist that will in a couple months

1680
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:38,160
Speaker 2: ever have existed. She's going to beat out everyone that's

1681
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,880
Speaker 2: ever existed. It's imminent, and it's going to happen. In

1682
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,559
Speaker 2: terms of sales, in terms of concert goers, it's going

1683
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:44,000
Speaker 2: to happen.

1684
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 4: So I always get bothered when if there's something that

1685
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:50,679
Speaker 4: I I'm like, oh, that's kind of feels like it's mine, yes,

1686
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:52,439
Speaker 4: and then it goes into a movie and then everybody's

1687
01:19:52,479 --> 01:19:53,960
Speaker 4: like I love this song and it's like, oh, that

1688
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:57,000
Speaker 4: was just sort of like my thing, and now everybody

1689
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,880
Speaker 4: loves it because it was like in Stranger Things or something,

1690
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:01,920
Speaker 4: and You're like, I have this sort of stinks. Do

1691
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:05,080
Speaker 4: you get like a feeling of that of like, no, I'm.

1692
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:09,400
Speaker 2: So happy that she that everyone feels what I feel

1693
01:20:09,479 --> 01:20:11,920
Speaker 2: because I the feeling of being a swiftye and enjoying

1694
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:14,360
Speaker 2: her music and feeling like, oh my god, this song

1695
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:17,040
Speaker 2: makes me feel a certain way or represents this feeling

1696
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:19,040
Speaker 2: I had that I didn't even know I had, and

1697
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,960
Speaker 2: like the love I feel and the I want everyone

1698
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:24,080
Speaker 2: to feel that It's been this thing that I've been like,

1699
01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 2: why isn't anyone else getting on board with this? It's

1700
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 2: a fucking great feeling. I'm not like, I'm a pretty

1701
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:33,120
Speaker 2: basic girl. Why aren't other girls getting on board? And

1702
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:36,799
Speaker 2: so to see it happening is awesome, but stop bragging

1703
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,759
Speaker 2: about your concert going experience.

1704
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 4: And I also does that mean, though, what your counselor

1705
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:42,600
Speaker 4: Because I'm just.

1706
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,400
Speaker 2: Tired of seeing people's posts about the Taylor Sworfts shows.

1707
01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:47,960
Speaker 2: I haven't posted nine separate main feed posts. I did

1708
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:50,280
Speaker 2: one main feed post about going to Taylor Swift. I

1709
01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:52,400
Speaker 2: do post on my stories, but I don't want to

1710
01:20:52,439 --> 01:20:54,519
Speaker 2: hear about like I don't want you to pretend like

1711
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:55,800
Speaker 2: you've been a swifty the whole time.

1712
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:57,920
Speaker 1: Let us know that you've been changed.

1713
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:58,880
Speaker 3: I like that to go.

1714
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:00,880
Speaker 1: I didn't I know what I before.

1715
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:03,120
Speaker 2: I wasn't on board and now I'm on board, But

1716
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:06,759
Speaker 2: don't like act like you've been there the whole time, even.

1717
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,360
Speaker 1: Though actually I don't give a fuck. Just get on

1718
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,439
Speaker 1: what are supposed to do.

1719
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:11,479
Speaker 3: Well.

1720
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,599
Speaker 1: And I actually didn't like when this happened.

1721
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:16,000
Speaker 2: Emily Rodazowski was like, I used to not like her

1722
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:18,679
Speaker 2: because I thought something popular wasn't cool, and it turns

1723
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:21,479
Speaker 2: out people were right, And I kind of was like, oh,

1724
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 2: I didn't like it because anytime any celebrity mentions Taylor Swift,

1725
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:27,880
Speaker 2: they get their name in a fucking article with Taylor

1726
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:29,320
Speaker 2: Swift and it goes everywhere.

1727
01:21:29,479 --> 01:21:31,320
Speaker 1: So everywhere. I was saying, Travis.

1728
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:34,679
Speaker 2: Kelcey tries to give Taylor Swift his number, the Chief's

1729
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:38,200
Speaker 2: quarterback tries to give Taylor Swifter's number, and I was like,

1730
01:21:38,479 --> 01:21:41,559
Speaker 2: get your fucking name, get her name out of your mouth.

1731
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:43,960
Speaker 2: I like, hold a fucking Will Smith about it.

1732
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:46,800
Speaker 4: I like you said, though, Nikki said she doesn't want

1733
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:50,160
Speaker 4: to learn anything about Taylor Swift from anybody except for

1734
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:50,800
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift.

1735
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:51,880
Speaker 1: Yes, that is it.

1736
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 5: That's all.

1737
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:54,479
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift tells us everything we need to know in

1738
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,719
Speaker 2: her songs. We get more than enough from her. Stop

1739
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:59,000
Speaker 2: trying to invade her life and make assumptions. I've done

1740
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,000
Speaker 2: in the past. I'm done to it. But I will

1741
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:04,560
Speaker 2: say I don't like celebrities mentioning Taylor Swift so that

1742
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,439
Speaker 2: they can get an article, because we all know now

1743
01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 2: if you put Taylor Swift in anything, it will get

1744
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,960
Speaker 2: picked up by the press. And yes, you can say, well, Nikki,

1745
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,000
Speaker 2: you've been in things about Taylor Swifts. I didn't mean

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01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:16,479
Speaker 2: to get picked up by press by my mentions of

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01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,800
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift. I didn't calculate it to be like, I'm

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01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,559
Speaker 2: going to talk about Taylor Swort's on my podcast because

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01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:23,000
Speaker 2: it's a popular thing and maybe able to get people

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01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:25,640
Speaker 2: talking about. Like I don't try to jump onto her

1751
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 2: thing to get my same more by latching onto her.

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01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:30,519
Speaker 1: I only latch onto her because I love her.

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01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:33,280
Speaker 2: And I think some celebrities I'm not calling out Emily

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01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:37,160
Speaker 2: Radazowski or Travis Kelce, but I think they they position

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01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:40,080
Speaker 2: themselves to get a headline because they mentioned her, and

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01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:42,720
Speaker 2: I think that's gross and I don't like it. And

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01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:45,000
Speaker 2: you weren't a swifty before, I don't like you. I

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01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:47,799
Speaker 2: am the biggest celebrity swifty or one of the biggest.

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01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:51,000
Speaker 2: I would argue to say, I'm not the biggest celebrity

1760
01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:52,240
Speaker 2: that's the swifty by far.

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01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:52,600
Speaker 1: I'm not.

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01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,840
Speaker 2: There's much bigger names, but I am the most the

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01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:58,920
Speaker 2: biggest swifty that is in the celebrity realm. And if

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01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:01,240
Speaker 2: you have, if anyone, I would think that I would

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01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:04,320
Speaker 2: totally honor anyone else throwing their hat in the ring.

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01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,160
Speaker 1: Come at her.

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01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 5: I think I might just want to say that. I

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01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,200
Speaker 5: feel like maybe I'm the biggest.

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01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,400
Speaker 1: Swifte c Oh, yeah, we didn't even get to you.

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01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,920
Speaker 5: I've I've been a fan since twenty two thousand and six.

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01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:16,599
Speaker 5: I actually knew her in middle school.

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Speaker 4: And you're the biggest swiftye of somebody who's gotten multiple

1773
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:22,080
Speaker 4: ideas stolen from him by Hollywood.

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01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:23,920
Speaker 5: I'm I bet you have not.

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01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:27,280
Speaker 2: I'm even, by the way, I'm a late swifty. Most

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01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:29,519
Speaker 2: Swifties would be like, you only got on board during

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01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:33,360
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty nine. Where the fuck were you? Like, she

1778
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:36,560
Speaker 2: was around for a really long time and doing arenas

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01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:39,080
Speaker 2: for before I was on board. So I'm even late

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01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:41,160
Speaker 2: to the game. So I don't put grudge anyone being

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01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:45,160
Speaker 2: late to the game. Just actually, I take back everything

1782
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:46,960
Speaker 2: I said. If you like Taylor Swift, talk about it.

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01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:47,840
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.

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01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:50,559
Speaker 5: Gates open, gates open, come on.

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01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:53,760
Speaker 2: In, let's enjoy her together. You don't need to know

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01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:55,960
Speaker 2: all her lyrics. It's not a competition. Even though I

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01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:58,639
Speaker 2: just said I'm the biggest celebrity Swift, I really actually

1788
01:23:58,680 --> 01:23:59,080
Speaker 2: don't care.

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01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:02,000
Speaker 1: I promise you I don't. I don't. That is not

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01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,840
Speaker 1: a crown I want to wear. I'm embarrassed of it.

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01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:05,640
Speaker 2: Kind of I don't want Taylor Swift to associate me

1792
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:08,360
Speaker 2: with like a person that is just like an obsessive fan.

1793
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:10,080
Speaker 2: So I'd like her to see me as a normal person.

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01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:12,400
Speaker 2: I just enjoy her music a lot, and everyone can,

1795
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:14,400
Speaker 2: and it's open. There's someone that can start listening to

1796
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,160
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift today that has never heard of her before,

1797
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:17,920
Speaker 2: and they could be a bigger Swifty than me tomorrow,

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01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:19,320
Speaker 2: just based on how they.

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Speaker 1: Resonate with her. So that is a word. But no,

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01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,280
Speaker 1: there's so much swifty stuff I don't know.

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01:24:25,479 --> 01:24:27,439
Speaker 2: There's many songs of tailors that I don't know, So

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01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:30,840
Speaker 2: I'm not like the best, most educated swifty. It's not

1803
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,120
Speaker 2: about that for me. It's just about how her music

1804
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:36,519
Speaker 2: makes you feel. And if you love her and want

1805
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,559
Speaker 2: her to be happy, do you feel like she's cast

1806
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:41,959
Speaker 2: a spell on people? Not not in like a malicious

1807
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:43,960
Speaker 2: way at all, but like there is something else going on.

1808
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:46,080
Speaker 2: My mom turned to me during a concert and said,

1809
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:50,200
Speaker 2: everyone here is in love with her. Everyone's gay for

1810
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:53,120
Speaker 2: her here, every woman here wants to be with her.

1811
01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:55,519
Speaker 2: When we were at the show, she goes every woman

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01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:57,200
Speaker 2: wants to sexually be with her.

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01:24:57,320 --> 01:24:58,240
Speaker 1: She'dn't say sexually, but.

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01:24:58,240 --> 01:24:59,519
Speaker 5: That was what she meant, Okay, we gotta go with

1815
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:02,760
Speaker 5: lesson to learn? Is you know we all know now

1816
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:04,800
Speaker 5: that we all got crowns, and I think you just

1817
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:05,559
Speaker 5: need to calm down.

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01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:10,519
Speaker 2: Ah right, all right, that was adorable. Thank you for

1819
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:12,320
Speaker 2: listening to show today. Thank you Chris gott Me for

1820
01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:16,360
Speaker 2: being here. I love you, and thank you, an You,

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01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:18,320
Speaker 2: Thank you Brian. Think you know what My shows are

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Speaker 2: on sale now, Nikki Glazer dot com. Come see me

1823
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:23,200
Speaker 2: in Chicago at the Chicago Theater September fifteenth. But I

1824
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,120
Speaker 2: have so many shows all around the country that you

1825
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,200
Speaker 2: can come see me at. I'm so excited. I'm leading

1826
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:29,080
Speaker 2: up to taping a special, so be a part of

1827
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:32,880
Speaker 2: that magical thing that happens in the months leading up

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01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:36,080
Speaker 2: to a special where every audience laughter informs what I

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01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:38,600
Speaker 2: end up shooting. So I would love to see you

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01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:40,760
Speaker 2: guys there. I love you, besties. Thank you for listening

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Speaker 2: to the show. Don't be Ka and Di Di Di Digit.

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01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:45,920
Speaker 2: I was trying to think of the Taylor shows lyric

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Speaker 2: but I failed.

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Speaker 3: There's no just once.

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01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:48,720
Speaker 2: I'm sure the word just I am a Taylor s

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01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:50,479
Speaker 2: Frift lyric search engine that I could have to type

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Speaker 2: in the word just just dance, just dance, we'll be okay.