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Speaker 2: I you wanta way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 2: Do you wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all

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Speaker 2: about ity scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Mal porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to write to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome tod you

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Speaker 3: need a ride. This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 3: We have very important duties today. We have to mail

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Speaker 3: a letter.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's a that's actually a federal duty.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I'm gonna entrust you with because I'm in

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Speaker 2: the driver's seat, so you have to be the runner.

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Speaker 4: If I mess up at any point though, am I

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Speaker 4: not committing a federal crime?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I'll have you arrested by the Feds if you

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Speaker 2: trip and fall and then my letter floats away.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying letter, it's a bill.

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Speaker 3: It's a bill, but it's handwritten like a letter.

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Speaker 4: I whoever's receiving that, and I do believe it's Jerry

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Speaker 4: and Don from reading that's right, Uh, the of the

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Speaker 4: pump and well.

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Speaker 3: Service, of course, Jerry and Don. Yeah, some of.

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Speaker 1: The greats in that business.

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Speaker 4: It looks it looks like they're about to get a

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Speaker 4: sweet letter for Balentyne's nay.

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Speaker 2: Dear Jerry, Hi, Don, Hi, it's me Karen, your friend

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Speaker 2: from the well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If Don's right next to you, be sure to say

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Speaker 4: hi to him as well.

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Speaker 2: And surely the secretary, because this is an old fashioned business.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's funny that you should assume that I would

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Speaker 4: make a federal offense, because I do believe not having

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Speaker 4: a return address in the upper left corner is jailable.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing about Chris Fairbanks is that you are like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I know what he's all about, golf and skiing and

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Speaker 2: snowboarding and all kinds of boarding. But I showed him

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Speaker 2: this letter and said, I put this in my mailbox

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Speaker 2: and it sat there and the mailman didn't take it,

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Speaker 2: and now I'm late turning this in. It's so embarrassing,

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Speaker 4: Action see article twenty seven postal document.

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Speaker 3: Page forty eight.

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Speaker 4: It skates clearly, etcetera, etceterasuonam or e plata.

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Speaker 3: You forgot to put a return dress. Thank you. That

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Speaker 3: was a if Willie Walker was.

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Speaker 1: A postman, was great job.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, took some acting classes for commercials.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I have two things before we get into your acting

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Speaker 2: career again, thank you.

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Speaker 1: One of them is this.

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Speaker 2: I was cleaning out this car before we got in

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Speaker 2: I was like, hey, how about given it the old

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Speaker 2: once over for your friend's Chris and on lease. And

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Speaker 2: when I did that, and most of the stuff that

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Speaker 1: Hair remover roller.

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Speaker 3: Sure, sure, it's all.

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Speaker 1: It's everywhere around me all the time.

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Speaker 3: You shed it like an onion and it gets sticky again.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So those little pieces are all in the back seat.

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Speaker 2: And what I found today and a twenty dollars bill

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Speaker 2: My long it's because she keeps finding your teeth back there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, she's the very Oh my god, I.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, yes, it is the funniest.

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Speaker 4: And to make things worse, they say they gave you.

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Speaker 4: You got paid a dollar from a demon that your

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Speaker 1: I think his name is Titus Andronicus.

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Speaker 4: Funny, so funny. I watched it over and over. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: The Tooth Fairy was enforced at my house.

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Speaker 1: Did you know it was back there? No? I don't

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Speaker 4: I was going to accuse you of being frivolous with

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Speaker 4: I'm like, maybe it just flew out of your purse

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Speaker 3: With fear in many conversations.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and not fear, but just like I'm gonna be

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Speaker 4: I give myself milgies too. It gets me out of

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Speaker 3: And it was that was a sweet, sweet coffee.

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Speaker 4: I last night speaking of being wrestled. Well, I guess

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Speaker 4: Besides yeah, exactly, I'm gonna venture out and see what happens.

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Speaker 4: But this dog was lunging and growling and showing teeth,

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Speaker 1: Yeah? It was it. I wonder if you smelled like something,

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Speaker 4: I was half a block away when he started lunging.

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Speaker 4: The law side of things. I don't want to go

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Speaker 4: So I've been wearing the outfit.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's crazy, and that feels bad, like you feel

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Speaker 3: It's been bothering me. Yeah, I'm like, what is it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? It just kept getting Yeah, I'm on their side

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Speaker 2: Could there could be more dogs or raccoons down that

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Speaker 3: Right exactly? Or people with knives or swords?

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Speaker 2: With the raised foot. Here's a piece of breaking news.

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Speaker 3: But on the super Bowl.

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Speaker 2: He gave it to my niece's boyfriend, uhh, who then

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Speaker 3: And I apologize, yeah, I know, neither's my dad.

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Speaker 4: And to think that that coat was sitting in my

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Speaker 4: And it was probably like, em, is this my home,

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Speaker 3: Yeah. It was fostered for a while by your Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I wore my hat, my jersey with Fairbanks on the back,

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Speaker 4: I brought stencils and I was going to put I

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Speaker 4: something I should have done before, right, I didn't never

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's good.

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Speaker 4: Craw oh you boy, that farm and crash boy. I

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Speaker 1: Well, I bet you he's the kind of person.

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Speaker 2: Also that cauld whistle for like a dog from far away,

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Speaker 4: Kind of whistle my dad claims he never knew how

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Speaker 4: from three blocks and I dropped whatever I was doing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, it's like you can't just try it, you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, someone was backing with.

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Speaker 2: That backing out onto. We're on Ventura. We might as

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Speaker 4: I blame these cameras because you know, I still I'm

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Speaker 4: I when I'm backing up, I take off the seat

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Speaker 4: It's been called sexy. I ripped the safety belt off

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't back up.

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Speaker 1: I drive backwards. It's a brook a cross tail, yes, yes, yeah, yes.

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Speaker 4: I'm like Donnie Brasco and I make full eye contact,

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I think though in this particular part of

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Speaker 2: wanted to back out, and it was like, you have

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to go to Casa Vega. Get out

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Speaker 4: of my way. It was in Once About a Time

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Speaker 1: I'm getting my hair straightened.

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Speaker 3: And then I'm gonna get it curbed for the afternoon.

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Speaker 2: For someone who does not like this town, I've lived

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Speaker 1: Next month, it's that sad you don't like this tone?

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Speaker 3: Are you one of these day area people that doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Like La Yeah, I got a real chip on my shoulder.

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Speaker 1: This is Sony is here.

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Speaker 4: This is the first I've heard of you hating your home.

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Speaker 4: I love it here.

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Speaker 1: It's just so phony.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you? What are you?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: The Drew Droe Jay's character that famously said I don't

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Speaker 3: Why am I forgetting her name? Chloe Samba?

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Speaker 2: Actually, Chloe seven Young just did a really good She

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Speaker 3: I think that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when she just lists, she's like, yeah, it's too bright,

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Speaker 2: it's too that and she just lists eight things she

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but one of them is the sun. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: Have you been to.

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Speaker 1: Other parts of the Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 3: Have you been to you know?

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Speaker 2: I think she was doing the old La n Y

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Speaker 2: And if you're going to if we're going to hang

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Speaker 4: And I don't want to even get close to the

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Speaker 4: talk about it? But I went to New York. I

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Speaker 3: I get it. It was the best pets I'd ever have.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't mean I'm going to put down a deposit.

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Speaker 1: No, you sure aren't. No, not GD town.

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Speaker 3: It folds and it folds in, It doesn't droop. It's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, there's there's a height of bed and and

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Speaker 3: What what happened?

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Speaker 1: Look what you're doing?

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Speaker 3: What did I do?

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Speaker 1: There's a mailbox?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I thought you were going to have

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't.

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Speaker 3: Look what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Don't do Look what you're up to?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I guess I'll say goodbye to this deer on

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Speaker 3: Oh thank you. I would have dove out and be

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Speaker 3: right back. Are you sure you don't want to put

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Look at they hire me usps Hire me. I'm changing

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Speaker 1: Do you think that?

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Speaker 2: Do you think it is a true a requirement that

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Speaker 2: I just didn't know about?

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Speaker 3: It used to be.

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Speaker 4: From this mailbox, it's even more of a requirement. I

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Speaker 4: think you're right in that. If you're mailing from your

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Speaker 4: you have a little snoopy flag.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a snoopy flag.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, then maybe the carrier did not search for

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Speaker 1: I just hate when you make excuses for them.

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Speaker 4: You know, as a man who's you know I'm all

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Speaker 4: for local government.

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Speaker 3: USBs. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Good job, Thank you, thank you, don.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Well, well you just make sure these are still in use.

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Speaker 4: Right hey, these are telephone booths. I've done my civic duty.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I really appreciate it, because that was not

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Speaker 3: One of us is not going to federal prison.

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Speaker 1: Hurry, you did not mishandle that.

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Speaker 3: Let me securely put on my seat. God, hell of rules.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you so much. We got something taken care of.

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Speaker 4: I'm I went to I went snowboard.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't.

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Speaker 4: I asked twenty people, will you please go snowboarding with me?

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Speaker 4: I want to go snowboarding at snowing a lot. I

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Speaker 4: couldn't find anyone.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 4: So I took my two wheel drive car with not

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Speaker 4: all seasoned radials. Ooh, up to Mount Baldy, which is

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Speaker 4: double diamond all around. Not an easy way down. I

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Speaker 4: couldn't believe. It seemed like I was back in at

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Speaker 4: with beards like Telemark skiing. It's it's kind of like

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Speaker 4: cross country skis where only your toes attached, but it's

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Speaker 4: Golande jumping and they fly forever and ever.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Like, I feel like you didn't understand any of

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Speaker 4: Adie the Eagle jumping Olympic ski jumping, where the skis

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Speaker 4: are kind of parallel to the body as they're flying.

453
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 4: Like that's because the heel is not attached, it's just

454
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 4: the toe and.

455
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 3: It's harder to ski that way.

456
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 4: You have to like lunge with each turn, your your

457
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 4: your the trailing ski.

458
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,399
Speaker 3: Your knee is almost touching the ground.

459
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 1: So it's like it's just a style.

460
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,479
Speaker 4: Of skiing, yes, and it's difficult, and yes, it's like

461
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 4: old school purist mountaineering style because along with that also

462
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 4: is the ability to put direct like skins and at

463
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 4: one point I think it was real skin, but you

464
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 4: can stretch it on the bottom of the ski, so

465
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 4: all of a sudden it's grippy and you can climb

466
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 4: cross countries, climb up a mountain, take those skins.

467
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 3: Off, and then ski down. Oh, that's like a new thing.

468
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 4: Even snowboards now are split down the middle, bindings rearranged

469
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 4: to where they're like Telemark skis, and you you ski

470
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 4: up on two halves of a snowboard, get to the top,

471
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 4: reassemble it, and snowboard down.

472
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 3: And it seems like a lot of work.

473
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 4: And I'm someone that I'd rather get on a chair lift. Yeah,

474
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 4: it's it's exercise.

475
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 3: You know.

476
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and it one day I will be motivated

477
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,360
Speaker 4: enough to do that, but until.

478
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 1: Now, it sounds like a lot of exercise. Though.

479
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 4: Yes, And another way to get your heart rate up

480
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 4: is to buy chains and put them on your bald

481
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,919
Speaker 4: tires and go up a mountain road because something about

482
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 4: my car. I put these chains on, and it was

483
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 4: sending all messages to my car because the differential, it's

484
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 4: like a car's tendency, I think, is to go from

485
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 4: the wheels that slipped to the wheels that grip.

486
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 3: And they were slipping and there's chains on them.

487
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 4: So my car just started lunging and beeping and I'm like, oh,

488
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 4: my car's breaking until the moment I actually hit deeper

489
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 4: snow and then it worked and I went up there.

490
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 4: I snowbear by myself, and I had the best day ever.

491
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: Nice.

492
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 3: It was great, and then yeah, it was our halfway

493
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 3: and then I came home.

494
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: Well that's good. Yeah, Is that going to be your

495
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: new hobby? Is that the replacement?

496
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 4: It's so the whole ordeal, buying chains, paying for parking,

497
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 4: and then buying a one hundred dollars lift ticket. I

498
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 4: realized what a rich per and sport snowboarding is. And

499
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 4: I don't know how I did it my whole life,

500
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 4: never having money. I just saved it for that and

501
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 4: went snowboarding and decided, oh, it's okay, I'll just eat

502
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 4: saltines in the cafe. I the whole time I lived

503
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 4: in Oregon and snowboarded every day. I had a bag

504
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 4: of textured vegetable protein and crackers and mustard, and I

505
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 4: drank Molt liquor. I think I probably spent fifty dollars

506
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 4: total that winter on eating, which is something you can

507
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 4: do when you're young. And I hiked every day and

508
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 4: built jumps and flipped around. It's a past life that

509
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 4: no one knows about me, kind of like my work

510
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 4: with the CIA.

511
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 1: I think they know about it though.

512
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I.

513
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 4: Have taken a lot of people sniper style, but it

514
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 4: was Yeah, it was just a terrific day.

515
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so glad. That's nice. Yeah, that's a good

516
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: time well spent.

517
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I there is isn't There isn't like anything

518
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 4: super funny that happened.

519
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,479
Speaker 3: But that's my story.

520
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 1: Okay, I accept that story. Here's my story.

521
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 3: Okay.

522
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 2: There's a new game show on and it's called Deal

523
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 2: or No Deal Island.

524
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: Have you heard of it?

525
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 3: I've heard of a Deal or No Deal, but only

526
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 3: on the mainland.

527
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, now there's it's on an island and it's

528
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 2: hosted by Are you looking at that billboard?

529
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 3: God?

530
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: They've taken Joe Mangionello, the stripper from Magic Mike, and

531
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: they put him on an island and they're gonna play

532
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: Deal or No Deal. I don't know if he's just

533
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: the suitcase holder or if he's the host.

534
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 4: Or what's that That seems like a billboard from Idiocracy?

535
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: Yes?

536
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 3: Sponsored by Gatorade? Oh wow?

537
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 4: Okay, well I do like him because I do too.

538
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 4: There's a lesser known third Peeweez Big Adventure Movie, and

539
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 4: he's like.

540
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 3: Peewee's sidekick and he's pretty good with pee wee. Yeah.

541
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,719
Speaker 2: I think he's really good. I think he's wildly of

542
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 2: course handsome. Yeah, we know that that he's like he's

543
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 2: like the Heidi male Heidi Klum.

544
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's that?

545
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

546
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 4: And and much like uh Jason Momoa or something, it

547
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 4: seems like he also is.

548
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 3: Like, eh, I work out. I used to.

549
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 4: Now I kind of drink beer, like they get out

550
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 4: of shape and then they're like, oh for a movie,

551
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 4: I'll get ripped and hot again.

552
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,719
Speaker 3: Right, But he like fluctuates like a normal person.

553
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: Yes, well it all relatively.

554
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 2: Hot his Yes, his version of being quote unquote overweight,

555
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 2: which is like a minor dad bod, is even hotter

556
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 2: on him.

557
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: So it's like him and Jason Momoa can do no wrong.

558
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: It's like, unless you're gaining weight in weird lumps, you're going.

559
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,919
Speaker 1: To be fine for like two hundred pounds.

560
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 4: I would say, well, try and try and maintain what

561
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 4: you viewed your whole life, your sexuality to be. Once

562
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 4: you go down a wormhole of seeing Jason Momoa skateboarding

563
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 4: on his ramp at his house because he rips and

564
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 4: he's ripped, and I am he's hot, there.

565
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 3: Is movement in my pants and my hands are up here.

566
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: Grabbing at him.

567
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 3: He's stateboards. Do you hear what I'm saying?

568
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did.

569
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 3: I did not know that.

570
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 1: That is exciting and he's relatively good on it.

571
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like he he can skate on a halfpipe, like,

572
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 4: he does the grind, He does all the basics. And

573
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,479
Speaker 4: you can tell by his comfortable his comfort level that

574
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 4: he once was like that was his thing. Yeah, you know,

575
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 4: when he was a little thinner and before he like

576
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 4: was on Baywatch or whatever, like, because mostly skater bodies

577
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 4: are like a thin you know. It just seems like

578
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 4: a big muscley guy. You would think if you're big

579
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 4: and muscley, you never were interested in it.

580
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 3: That's mine.

581
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: You didn't have to be interested. You're a football boy.

582
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 3: Right, you assume that.

583
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 4: I don't think he's a football boy.

584
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: I think Katie isn't he from hoy.

585
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 3: I do believe so. Yeah, I thought he was. That

586
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 3: makes sense.

587
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, because of the beauty.

588
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not sure actually, but this ramp, Yes, when

589
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 4: he was getting that ramp, it seemed very tropical in

590
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 4: not California way.

591
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: Do you want me to drop you off at the

592
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: acting center?

593
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: Oh?

594
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 4: I do need to rent some leg warmers and chapstick. U.

595
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 4: They have rentals there fitness and ballroom. You know what

596
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 4: we should do? What cleap these mics clipped on and

597
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 4: go in and take a dance class.

598
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: It's so purple in there are all ballroom dancing studios

599
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 2: purple themed.

600
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, answer answer.

601
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 4: Me, because if it may because of royalty, yes right, yes, yeah.

602
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 4: There is some valure upholstery in there as well, or velvet.

603
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: Today's day Madam Webb comes out. I just want everyone

604
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: to know I Madam Web.

605
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 4: There is a I distinctly remember in the trailer there

606
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 4: it because it seems good. But then she's in the

607
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 4: forest with these young girls she met and she's like, I.

608
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 3: Know this because.

609
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 4: Something something my mom got bit when she was in

610
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 4: the forest studying spiders.

611
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 3: Oh it's like a line that.

612
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, that could have used it right when

613
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 4: my mom was studying spiders.

614
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 3: I don't remember how it was. I think it kind

615
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 3: of went viral.

616
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: Oh you don't have to call me Madam Webb. That's

617
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: my mother, call me miss Web.

618
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 3: Yes. I don't study spiders.

619
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 4: I just get bit by them and I glean their powers.

620
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 2: I just have superpowers exactly like Spider Man. We're not

621
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 2: talking about Spider Man. Is it a different movie?

622
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 3: I think it's.

623
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 4: Judging by the Marvel Leader or DC logo, it is

624
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 4: a based on a comic book.

625
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 3: This is this is I think?

626
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: So.

627
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a Spider Spider Man or Man based storyline. Okay,

628
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 4: but Madam Webb must be there's people out there itching

629
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 4: in their chairs to yell at. But I think it's

630
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 4: a comic book. Okay, yeah, maybe from the fifties. Not

631
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 4: me now, I'm just making it up.

632
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're theorizing, but you're right on a podcast.

633
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 4: Theories come from hypothesis and become fact when proven correct.

634
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: How many times three I believe.

635
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 4: If you're in a laboratory, of course you need a

636
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 4: control subject.

637
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 3: We'll have that be Toby McGuire.

638
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 2: I never come this far down Ventura ever. That's why

639
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 2: I'm reading every sign that I see right exactly.

640
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 4: The only reason I ever go on the street that

641
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 4: side of four or five is to get my teeth

642
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 4: or eyeballs looked at by a professional.

643
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: Yes they're all out here.

644
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 3: Or to golf. The thing I've been not doing as.

645
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 2: Much right well, because you spent all your money on snowboarding.

646
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 4: It is yes, it's a it's it's not to be

647
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 4: taken lightly.

648
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: No.

649
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 4: The guy that I skied with because I went by

650
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 4: myself so I was just like single and it forced

651
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 4: me to interact with a couple guys good and he

652
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 4: just didn't pay.

653
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, I never do. He's a fireman, and he.

654
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 4: No. We talked a little shop, though I had plenty

655
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 4: of you know, I pretended your dad was my dad,

656
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 4: and then I.

657
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 3: Also had a brother in law.

658
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 4: So I was everyone's a fireman but me, and we

659
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 4: became fast friends.

660
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 3: But he did not. He's like, oh, I never pay.

661
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 4: I just get in mine and say, man, so fun

662
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 4: up there, put a little snow in my hair.

663
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 3: What wait, how would you so you saved one hundred

664
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: and twenty dollars?

665
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: He where would you pay? Did you have to pay

666
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: at the bottom the ski lift?

667
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just yes and I I And it was

668
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 4: early in the morning. There was the chance that you

669
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 4: uh you know, had come down already and maybe she forgot,

670
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 4: but you'r I always paid because I don't want the

671
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 4: embarrassment and like, where's your ticket? I need to see it. Yeah,

672
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 4: I think he's someone that would be like, oh, I'll

673
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 4: go get one my other jacket yeah yeah yeah, or

674
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 4: it fell off or what you know. He was telling

675
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 4: me all the different ways that music festivals things. He's like, oh,

676
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 4: I just paid for this online. He prints things out,

677
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 4: puts his name on it. But so it's like, hey,

678
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 4: these are all bad things. Meanwhile, he's saving lives three

679
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 4: times a week, so I think he buys the ability

680
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 4: to do other things.

681
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: Did you happen to notice if he was a married man.

682
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 3: He was not. He was young, and uh yeah, he

683
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 3: was very very handsome.

684
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 2: I think, well, I'm just My only point is I

685
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 2: think he's gonna need to stop doing that if he

686
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: ever wants to have a lady in his life. That's

687
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 2: the kind of shit that makes me and it's gonna

688
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 2: be me, but that's the kind of shit that makes

689
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 2: me so fucking anxious where I could never like the

690
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 2: whole energy you have to have to do shit like

691
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: that is like you have to be hot because you've

692
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 2: kind of gone through your life like being given shit

693
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 2: and expecting to be given shit. And I've gone through

694
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 2: my life getting in trouble and doing it wrong and

695
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 2: like fucking up. So like there's no uh, I can't

696
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: even fake it, right.

697
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did say I.

698
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 4: Could not pull that off. Yeah, but I didn't announce

699
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 4: that I disapprove.

700
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: I just like, probably wouldn't have care.

701
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 4: No, And you're right, he was like he I think

702
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 4: he's you know, a couple of days off, a couple

703
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 4: of days on at the station, and other than that,

704
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 4: it seemed like he lived in his.

705
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: Car.

706
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a baden stuff.

707
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 4: So but so on paper, these are all things like, oh,

708
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 4: that's bad, but he was living a life because he's

709
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 4: younger that I always wanted to.

710
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,919
Speaker 3: He has a good job, he has his days off,

711
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 3: he goes.

712
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 4: Has adventures, and then when he's working, he's saving people

713
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 4: well and feeling money out of their pocket exactly.

714
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: Call it a tip, call it a force tip.

715
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 3: Yes, but yeah, that's a good interaction.

716
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: And then that's fun.

717
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. And before that, I was with a gear that

718
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 3: we started talking politics.

719
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 4: He was very right leaning, and I'm like, and he

720
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 4: was a military guy and.

721
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 3: He was from Israel.

722
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 4: He was in the Israeli Army and we had a

723
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 4: very long.

724
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 3: I got really nervous when he said that.

725
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 4: I'm like, because you and I don't talk about it

726
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 4: because we don't know what.

727
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm not smart enough to have the conversation.

728
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: Well, it's not a conversation.

729
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 2: It's a genocide taking place where Palestinian people are being murdered,

730
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: and it's a whole.

731
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 4: Like and I told him, I'm like, what about what's

732
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 4: happening in Rapa right now? Do you there's no way

733
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 4: that you think military violence is the answer to peace

734
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 4: with this? And he's like, I don't know, and he

735
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 4: started crying in a moment, yes, and it was and then.

736
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 3: It got very intense.

737
00:36:52,960 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 4: And then because I said what I thought, and he

738
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 4: obviously doesn't talk about it much, but it was important

739
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 4: for us to talk about that.

740
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 3: And then I was like, I just think it's important to.

741
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 4: Listen to more news sources, not just the one you

742
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 4: usually listen to. He said, yes, I am like a

743
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 4: Fox News guy, and I'm like, I like to take

744
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 4: a sample of each with the app on my TV

745
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 4: and watch a little bit of everything that's not necessarily true.

746
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 4: You know, I'm a left I'm a lefty. And he said, well,

747
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 4: I'm glad we talked about this. He's like, I hope

748
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 4: we can still ski together. And I'm like sure, but

749
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 4: then we went down and I was just better than

750
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 4: him and I lost him, and he probably thinks, I'm like,

751
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 4: did it for political reasons that I ditched him?

752
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: Well, I bet you, because that's difficult. Like you, guys,

753
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: it was hot.

754
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 2: You had a difficult and meaningful conversation, which I think

755
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 2: people anybody can get on social media and be like

756
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 2: do this, do that, And I think that people get

757
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: into that place and have no intention of ever having

758
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 2: a real life conversation.

759
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 4: And there was the fact that I was on a

760
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 4: chair lift where the only option to get out of

761
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 4: it was to jump onto rocks. But I'm like, I'm

762
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,399
Speaker 4: going to this person wants to talk about this. All

763
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 4: of this is a conversation that none of us are

764
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 4: able to have, and it's everyone is scared and feels helpless,

765
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 4: and it's it's been really frustrating for me because it's all.

766
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about. But h and then it's I ditched,

767
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 3: Oh see you later.

768
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 2: But I guess my point was I bet you he

769
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: wanted to get away just as bad as you did,

770
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 2: because it's like, you're.

771
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 3: Right, just realized he probably ditched me. It was like, well,

772
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 3: because I stopped.

773
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: One thing to check off your list of worries. I

774
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: would say that one.

775
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well it was we skied together before that

776
00:38:55,560 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 4: and didn't talk about anything and accept jobs and you.

777
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 3: Know, it was like, uh, that's nice guy.

778
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

779
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 3: And then the second ride was totally different. It was

780
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 3: tense and also very high up in the air.

781
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 5: With rocks, just the two of you. Yes, ski lift

782
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 5: and then solve it. Let me add to the tenseness

783
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 5: the bar. The safety bar was not brought down. My

784
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 5: mom and I always on a chairlift. She said this

785
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 5: once and I thought, are you mad? She was like,

786
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 5: I always think I'm just going to jump off the chairlift.

787
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,479
Speaker 3: And I'm like what.

788
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 4: And then ever since then, whenever I'm on a chairlift,

789
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 4: because you are just sitting in a chair, you could

790
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 4: suddenly lose control over your body.

791
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and be like, well here I go. I

792
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 3: guess I'm doing this right.

793
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 2: But don't you get I get that feeling anytime I'm

794
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 2: on like a five story or higher building rooftop.

795
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 4: Which isn't often, but it happened all the time when

796
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 4: we would go to like there's certain parties I've been

797
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 4: to there to like, here's a rooftop area, and I'm

798
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 4: afraid of heights, but I'm also afraid of me around heights.

799
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

800
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 4: What if I can't control my sudden urge that comes

801
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 4: out of nowhere? I guess possession Yep, not sadness. I'm

802
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 4: not talking about that. What if I lose control my body?

803
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 3: In Joe?

804
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:18,919
Speaker 1: Right?

805
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 2: And there's a weird thing I think that comes up

806
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 2: in all humans when they see that, which is like,

807
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 2: what's the worst thing I could do right now? Oh

808
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 2: my god?

809
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: What if I did it?

810
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, I think I have that problem with everything

811
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 4: the middle of a set on stage. Oh, I wonder

812
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 4: what it would feel like right now to draw a

813
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 4: blank yep, not think of any joke and start eating shit.

814
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 4: I was just doing really well and they like me,

815
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 4: let me just take a moment to do bad.

816
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 3: Yeah it felt bad. Yeh, that felt terrible.

817
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many times that was like

818
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 2: a thing I did at Largo a lot where it's

819
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 2: like it's killing, killing, killing, to a rhythm where you're

820
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 2: like this is amazing, and you're like, I'm going to

821
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 2: stop it yep, and just stop. I would stop talking

822
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 2: and stare at the audience. Yes, what weird things like

823
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 2: that where it's more about control, where it's like, oh,

824
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 2: you don't even care about doing well, you just care

825
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: about being.

826
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: In control of seventy five people.

827
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 3: You fucking loun boy. I maybe it goes that deep.

828
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 3: I would hate to think that.

829
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 4: I'm I think that I just in life always have

830
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 4: created my own obstacles, and I do it in the

831
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 4: moment like that, like, oh, I'm going to make myself

832
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 4: eat it just because I like to fuck with my

833
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,720
Speaker 4: own emotions.

834
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 3: But I are or is it to see.

835
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 4: If I can recover, Like, oh, I'm gonna do this

836
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 4: just so I can win them.

837
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 3: Back because that always feels good. Yeah, maybe that's it.

838
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 2: Maybe the only way I can get higher than this

839
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 2: moment is to lose and win again.

840
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I think we should break up, baby, come

841
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 3: back to me.

842
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: No, I'm going to win you back.

843
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

844
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 2: Earlier I saw billboard that said something wrong, call Anne Pong,

845
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 2: and then there was I guess Anne Fong standing there.

846
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: You were seen that one.

847
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, are we near Anne Phongs?

848
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 2: No, we passed it a while ago, but I saw

849
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 2: it and made a mental note put it in the file.

850
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 4: Effects Yes, I wonder when Anne Phong does have we

851
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 4: talked about Ann Phong because.

852
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 1: It's like a lawyer. It's a lawyer billboard for sure.

853
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 6: You know what what you know, dude, Ship Pope did

854
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 6: a video where he made he zoomed in on that

855
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 6: billboard and just said it out loud over and over

856
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 6: and that all of a sudden, Chipop, you and I

857
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 6: both love and I we got to get Chipop on this.

858
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 3: I have not seen him. I he's like teaching screenwriting.

859
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 3: He's doing great, I think.

860
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: But he texted me also. That reminds me at Christmas time.

861
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 2: He texted me and I completely forgot to write back,

862
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 2: goddamn it.

863
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 4: And yesterday, not that they're like the same two halves

864
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 4: of a whole. But I did Howard Kramer podcast and

865
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 4: we should have him on as well.

866
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how did it go on Howard's podcast?

867
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 3: It was great? We yeah, it was his who Charted podcast?

868
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh nice?

869
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 4: And we talked about a lot of things and I

870
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 4: had my picked good songs.

871
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 3: It's one of those shows where there's a.

872
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 4: Little bit of homework and uh and I always turned

873
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 4: like I just did Jimmy Pardo's talk show where you

874
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 4: had to write jokes based on certain categories and I

875
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 4: always get turned off by the homework thing.

876
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 3: I just wanted to stand up.

877
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 4: But when my jokes all worked, I was like, oh

878
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 4: I can write you know what I mean?

879
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 2: Yo?

880
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I nailed this. I yeah and.

881
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 4: Uh and I had I had fun also in the

882
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 4: same way with Gramer's but he said, I've never done

883
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 4: your podcast, and I'm like, right now, I'm googling your

884
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 4: name with do you need a ride?

885
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: And two three yes, multiple multiple.

886
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 2: If Howard doesn't remember, then we should have him back

887
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 2: on because then we can be like, here's all the

888
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: things you need to remember. Yeah.

889
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 4: It was really surprising to me because I said, you've

890
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 4: been on it at least once this episode, and he's.

891
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 3: Like, I don't think so.

892
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 4: And then there was some other thing with TIGG. He's like, yeah,

893
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 4: you were on that and I'm like, no, I was not.

894
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 4: But you know me, even when I'm right, I'm like, eah,

895
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 4: maybe I'm wrong.

896
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. You just give them the floor. Yeah, you're

897
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Speaker 2: like the least resistance possible.

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Speaker 4: If someone's sure of it. I sometimes forget what I know.

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Speaker 4: That's why I hope I never get accused of a murder.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, be careful, you.

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Speaker 3: Guys really think I did it. I guess I did.

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Speaker 1: Guess, so you have a point about me. Oh, what happened?

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 2: Oh, at least it gave me the shoulder tap to

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Speaker 2: let me know that we have two minutes to go.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: But I was looking over it because there was people

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Speaker 2: on the roof over there, and I'm like, there's people

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Speaker 2: on the roof. And then I felt a tap on

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Speaker 2: my shoulder and for some reason, I was like, they're

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Speaker 2: tapping me on his shoulder.

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Speaker 4: You thought you thought that was a sniper on the

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Speaker 4: roof and you got hit with a rubber bullet, and.

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Speaker 2: Then the snipers like tip tip, Hey, in two minutes.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get you right after I'm done with this

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Speaker 4: roofing project.

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Speaker 1: I asked for that. That was the que I asked for.

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Speaker 3: Something is wrong and Fong.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think we've done it.

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Speaker 3: Well that I feel like we should continue this episode.

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Speaker 4: This is one of those very well remember on sitcoms

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Speaker 4: in the eighties, sometimes there will be a very special

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Speaker 4: second half and they would end it with it to

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Speaker 4: be continued at the bottom. It made made your week.

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Speaker 4: You'd be so excited to see the.

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Speaker 2: Rest so and that to be continued would have a

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Speaker 2: weird sad version of the theme song like do you need.

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Speaker 3: Oh channe are Kong. This has been an exactly Right.

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Speaker 2: Production produced by Annalise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choi. Our

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Speaker 2: talent booker is Patrick Kottner.

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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarret.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 2: podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

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Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome