1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 1: don't know, y'all all suit giving them like them things 3 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: and it's Chubby Steve listening to Steve, I don't join 4 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: You gotta do that turn turn to turn the out turn. 5 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: You got to turn out the water. The water go 6 00:01:55,800 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: come come on your back. Uh huh. I shall well 7 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: a good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice come 8 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: on dig me now wanted only Steve Harvey got a 9 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 1: radio show. I was. I had my head down and 10 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: it was thinking of what I wanted to say this morning. 11 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: But it kind of it's kind of be something I've 12 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 1: lived for a long time, and you know, for a 13 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:31,399 Speaker 1: long time, you know, I had a lot of faith 14 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,959 Speaker 1: in people. You know, it's strange too, because you know, 15 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 1: you know, my mother was a Sunday school teacher soul. 16 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: Of course, I grew up around it, knowing the scriptures 17 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: and things like that. Not not a lot of them, 18 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: but you know, the ones I retained. But having her 19 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: as a mother was was a huge help and understand 20 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 1: about faith. But even with that, as I grew up, 21 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: I began to put a lot of faith in people, 22 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: and you know, I figured, you know, just like everybody else, 23 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: you know, man if I could just meet this person, 24 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 1: or if I could just sit down with that person, 25 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: or man if I could just get this person to 26 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: hear my ideal, or man if just if this person 27 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: could hear my track, or man if I could just 28 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: get this in the hands or somebody in the know. 29 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: I was, like everybody else, I thought that way. You know, 30 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: I actually thought that if I could get in a 31 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: certain situation with a certain person, that if a certain 32 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: person were to meet me, that you know, it could 33 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: change everything for me. Oh man, Oh how wrong I was? 34 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: Oh how wrong I was? How long did I spend 35 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: feeling that way? And how many of you out there 36 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: possibly have felt that way before? You know, like even 37 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: in a relationship, this is the person for me, and 38 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: you know, you just lay claim to that, you know, 39 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: not necessarily being a fact, but you just lay claim 40 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: to it. This is the person me, This is the 41 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: person that I want to spend the rest of my 42 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: life with. You know, sometimes you know, we just lay 43 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: claim and stuff and it's not always what's in our 44 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: best interests or it's not always a fact, it's just 45 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: what we decided we want it and I was guilty 46 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,720 Speaker 1: of that, just like anybody else. And I spent a 47 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: lot of years in my life putting faith in people. Man, 48 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: if I could tell you anything this morning, it's to 49 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: stop putting your faith in people and put your faith 50 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: in God where it counts the most. I mean, you 51 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: can get something out of this one. See, here's a 52 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: deal about a relationship with God. It's the same all 53 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: the time. He never changes. His word is one percent absolute. 54 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: His word doesn't have loopholes in it, none of that. 55 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: It's this is what it is. He's very clear. Now, 56 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: you can deviate off your end of a bargain, but 57 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:56,280 Speaker 1: it don't stop what he says from being true. But 58 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: if he asks you to do something, if God asks 59 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 1: you to be a certain way, to do a little 60 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 1: something a certain way, and you don't do it that way, 61 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 1: then you know, you could still possibly get by for 62 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 1: a while. But don't you understand that his end of 63 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: the deal stays the same, And as long as you're 64 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,599 Speaker 1: not doing it the way you're supposed to, the results 65 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: are not going to be what you wanted to be. 66 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 1: And I did this for years and years and years, 67 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: and I counted on people, and you know, I got 68 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,840 Speaker 1: myself in a lot of situations, and I got out 69 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 1: one a dire situation that I'd been in for a 70 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 1: number of years. But he had protected me from years 71 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: prior to that. I didn't even know what was going on, 72 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,839 Speaker 1: and then he made it away. It made me aware 73 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 1: of the problem. And then, man, lord ha mercy, I 74 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,159 Speaker 1: was in a dismal situation. And then at the end 75 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: of the year, I was free, free from it all. 76 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 1: But it was a decision that I had made that 77 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:55,600 Speaker 1: led up to that, and in going through that process, 78 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:58,480 Speaker 1: I had to learn something. Man. I learned a lot 79 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: about people. See, if you want to learn about your friends, 80 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,480 Speaker 1: if you want to learn about your people people around you, 81 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: get yourself in some trouble, get yourself in a situation. 82 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: Oh man, you start looking around. Man, the field get 83 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: real clear when you're in trouble. The field clear is out. 84 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: When you're in doubt, when you don't know what to do, 85 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,160 Speaker 1: when you need help it get real clear on the 86 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: play and field, then don't it. Oh but when things 87 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,479 Speaker 1: is going right, it's time for a party. We throw 88 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: in a celebration. We were gonna We're gonna do one 89 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 1: down here. Oh man, there's plenty of people on the field, 90 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:38,479 Speaker 1: but forget yourself. In a situation, you find out rather 91 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: quickly that old no, old no, everybody ain't here. And 92 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 1: that's when I started learning. And I'm telling you, I 93 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: had to start learning this for real until I finally 94 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,280 Speaker 1: got it to stop putting my faith in people and 95 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,159 Speaker 1: put all the mine in God where it counts the most. 96 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,840 Speaker 1: Now is that to say that there are people that 97 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,480 Speaker 1: you can't trust. No, that's not what I'm saying. I 98 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: ain't say you can't trust him, but you can't dump 99 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: your faith in him. I got it all riding on 100 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:09,280 Speaker 1: what he say. I got it all riding on what 101 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: she say. Na, Na, No, I hear you saying it. 102 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna keep my own this situation because I 103 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: hear you saying it. But I'm gonna take this faith 104 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 1: of mine and instead of putting it in people, I'm 105 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: gonna put it in God where it counts the most, 106 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 1: because his word is absolute. What he say he gonna do, 107 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 1: he gonna do what he says. He's not gonna tolerate. 108 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 1: He's not gonna tolerate. Now, you can make it, you 109 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: can make it tolerable for yourself. But he's not gonna 110 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: tolerate it. And that's just the end of the line. 111 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 1: And so you know, I'm wondering how many people out 112 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 1: there find themselves in a situation like me. Or maybe 113 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: you've gotten yourself in a situation because you put your 114 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: faith in some people and now you wound up in 115 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: a different type of situation. Now, let me ask you 116 00:07:55,200 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: whetting people that the only one that I found when 117 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 1: I was in my deepest trouble, when me and my 118 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 1: wife were in our darkest situation, was God. Is the 119 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 1: only one, was the only one who was just right there, 120 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: right there, all the way through. Now, let me explain 121 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 1: something to you. Because you have this relationship with God, 122 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: it does not mean, it does not mean now that 123 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: it won't get it won't still be a situation, you understand. 124 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 1: But what He will do is protect you during that period. 125 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:39,559 Speaker 1: He'll cover you during that period that it is a situation. 126 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 1: He will give you the strength to overcome the situation 127 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 1: when it turns into a situation. Then when he cracks 128 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,400 Speaker 1: it open for you and the sun is bright and shining, 129 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:52,319 Speaker 1: what he don't want you to do is when he 130 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,960 Speaker 1: gets sunny again, to forget about him. Who was there 131 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 1: when it was dark for you. See, I used to 132 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 1: do that too. I was, Oh, man, I did it. 133 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, I did it. But I'm 134 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:08,320 Speaker 1: telling you man, when I learned a very serious lesson 135 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,679 Speaker 1: and I watched some people I thought were friends of 136 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: mine just sort of casually remove themselves from the situation, 137 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 1: then I said, okay. Me and Margie looked around. We said, okay, 138 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 1: it's just me, you and God. And when we started 139 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:29,880 Speaker 1: conducting ourselves accordingly. So when it's sunny for us, we 140 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: remember God. We stay prayerful, we keep talking to him. 141 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: We thank him for the sunshine, we thank him for 142 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,400 Speaker 1: the dark days that he allowed us to do, who 143 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 1: allowed us to survive it and turn it into sunnay days. 144 00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:45,120 Speaker 1: And we talked to him constantly to protect us of 145 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 1: our future enemies. And that's what the deal is. So 146 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,720 Speaker 1: if I was everybody, I would stop putting your faith 147 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,319 Speaker 1: in people and put your trust in God where it 148 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,679 Speaker 1: really does count the most. It really really does. You're 149 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:03,439 Speaker 1: listening to ladies and gentlemen, it us upon us a 150 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,720 Speaker 1: new day, another moment in time. Day's a new day. 151 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,800 Speaker 1: But when you look at it like this, though, it 152 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,800 Speaker 1: ain't number God just doing what he do. Who else 153 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 1: can make a brand new day? Tell me who do that? Nobody. 154 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,800 Speaker 1: I was having a discussion the other day and this 155 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 1: man came in the room and said, for all of 156 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 1: you believers, suppose there is no God. You know what 157 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 1: I did. I just walked out the room. No, I 158 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,839 Speaker 1: ain't got time for this discussion you find to have 159 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,439 Speaker 1: because you're not finding convinced me no other way. I 160 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,959 Speaker 1: don't know why he thought he was starting it. A 161 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: lot of people gather around him, started having this debate. 162 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: I walked out the room. I'm gone. I'm gone, and 163 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 1: you know where I went? Fishing. Hello, hey, man, I 164 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,559 Speaker 1: want straight fishing. Man, I ain't got time talk. Well, 165 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: I don't let you talk, my man. Go ahead on 166 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 1: about your bidding. Ladies, Gender Steve Harvey for the show, 167 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 1: Charley Strawberry calling for real the mouth of the South Mississippi, Monica. Government. 168 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,320 Speaker 1: Name is Kills Faith for everybody to call him Junior 169 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: and the legend that is nephew Tommy, Ladies, and General 170 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,480 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Shaw Junior. Yes, sir, you know what's 171 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,760 Speaker 1: going on with you today? Man? Hey, let me tell 172 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,959 Speaker 1: me having no questions later, you've been making out of statements. 173 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 1: I'm begging another one. Uncle, I'm gonna tell you, did 174 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: you know this? This new thing coming up? Because we're 175 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,560 Speaker 1: on our way to Eastern Day. You know, I get 176 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 1: the kids having an Eastern Egg hunt, but now they 177 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 1: want the adults to have or Easter egg hunt. I'm 178 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 1: too old to walk around and be looking for stuff, 179 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,959 Speaker 1: first of all, because if I go down there and 180 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 1: find something, you know what I want to find. I 181 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,080 Speaker 1: want to find this down payment on this house. Now 182 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,480 Speaker 1: I need to go find I'm not finding no candid. 183 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 1: I'm a forty four years old. Some of y'all out here. 184 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 1: If you're gonna go to the East End, huh, find 185 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,439 Speaker 1: something that you need, You're like like a committed relationship. 186 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: You ain't gonna find that in the Eastern egg Hud. 187 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 1: There's a lot of things. He said, find your damn daddy, 188 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 1: if this Easter egg me out here, Yeah, we out 189 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 1: here looking for candy for I'm too wrong sending me 190 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: on no damn Easter egg hunt. You know what, find 191 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 1: something for your off writers out here in this Eastern 192 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,680 Speaker 1: Egg hun? Too damn old be out here looking for candy. 193 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,560 Speaker 1: Gets something that's gonna work for you in your life. 194 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,640 Speaker 1: You know what, find your next car payment at the 195 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 1: Eastern Egg. Everybody work around here. I'm not coming out 196 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: here for no candid you know. That's not. I like 197 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 1: to find this Easter egg hunt up, this adult East 198 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,400 Speaker 1: egg hunt. I like to find this damn care for 199 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 1: sickle cellar after either I walk around for that, that 200 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 1: would I walk out here for. But I'm not coming 201 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: out here for no candy. Come out here dog right 202 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,240 Speaker 1: there in the right wherever I find. I don't care. 203 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,839 Speaker 1: I'm taking the right there that I'm just not doing this. 204 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 1: I'm not fitting the adult Easter egg hunt. It's not 205 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,880 Speaker 1: it's not, Yes, sir, I understand what you say. Yeah, 206 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,280 Speaker 1: you're gonna ask me why I ain't going to why 207 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,320 Speaker 1: are you not going to the adult East Egg? Because 208 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:17,360 Speaker 1: I got eggs and egg money my going down, Yeah, 209 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 1: and clearly I have so. Absolutely I'm not doing well. 210 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,439 Speaker 1: We have learned a lot what you're gonna do with 211 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 1: this adult Easter egg. I'm not doing all that. Junior 212 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 1: is going through around the girl all right, coming up 213 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,559 Speaker 1: in thirty two minutes after the hour, Thank you, Junior. 214 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,559 Speaker 1: We got the pastor and the deacon with church complaints. 215 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show. All right, it 216 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,000 Speaker 1: is time now to start your morning off with the 217 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,040 Speaker 1: nephew and run that brank back. What you got for 218 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,760 Speaker 1: is nef so um. Yeah, this is Holy week and 219 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,360 Speaker 1: and and and I truly believe that if we're going 220 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 1: to keep it as a holy week, then we're going 221 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 1: to speak about some things that are going on at 222 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 1: the church. And this right here is weed in the 223 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:13,440 Speaker 1: church van. All right, all my all, mind's clear. They 224 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 1: clear to my mom, my beautiful late mother, leave these 225 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:22,280 Speaker 1: church people alone. Mamma. You have to understand, mamma, there 226 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 1: are things that have to be pranked about. And this 227 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 1: right here is queed in the church van. Now, cat dog, 228 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,120 Speaker 1: if you hood, let's take it there. Let's let's get 229 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 1: to the weed in the van. Let's get to the wheed. Hello, 230 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,560 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach dand brother Brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello, 231 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:52,600 Speaker 1: conceive that I'm trying to read brother Dan, Brother Dan. Oh, okay, yeah, 232 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:57,320 Speaker 1: this brother Scott from the church from Belt to Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah, 233 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: I call you. I'm trying to get a little information 234 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,600 Speaker 1: about the church bringing. What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will 235 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 1: you drive the church right, and what's what's your schedule? 236 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:13,720 Speaker 1: I'd love it. Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, 237 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 1: last Sunday. What what is that schedule? Sunday. I usually 238 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 1: start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier, 239 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,160 Speaker 1: depending on some of the elderly people that I had 240 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,560 Speaker 1: to go pick up and bring to the church. Make 241 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,400 Speaker 1: sure they get there okay, and get situated and make 242 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 1: sure they're on time for the service and whatnot. Okay, 243 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,840 Speaker 1: and then you take them back home after service is over. Yes, 244 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless 245 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,560 Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there 246 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,920 Speaker 1: and meet them up there and want to take them 247 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: to Jena or sun afterwards. But I usually get about 248 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 1: it back home, okay, Okay. This class Sunday, which is 249 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,600 Speaker 1: part of the reason why I'm calling. They saying that 250 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,240 Speaker 1: some of the church uh numbers that was on the 251 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:05,600 Speaker 1: band this Sunday. Uh they are complaining saying that um 252 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 1: that the church vand was smelting like weed when they 253 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:13,600 Speaker 1: got on there. Excuse me, they say the church vand 254 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,880 Speaker 1: was smelting like weed when they got on there, and 255 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: you are the person that was driving them. No, no, no, no, no, 256 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 1: no no not not not the van that I'm driving. 257 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: So I don't No, I don't. I ain't smoke weed 258 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:32,000 Speaker 1: and no van, do you smoke weed? No, I don't 259 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,920 Speaker 1: smoke weed. I mean not, Carl. I mean I have before, 260 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,320 Speaker 1: but I don't smoke weed now and I would smoke 261 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,640 Speaker 1: weed before. Picking Some people love to go to churs. 262 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:46,680 Speaker 1: Now where you from? Who told you this? Well? All 263 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 1: I knew is what what? What's come down? The pipeline? Is? 264 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 1: They saying that that a couple of the members came 265 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:56,320 Speaker 1: complaining that cec Now this just happened last week about 266 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: this pipeline. I want to know who the pipeline is 267 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 1: because just last week they came at me talking about 268 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,119 Speaker 1: that I was using the van to go places that 269 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: I wanted to go to all my personal time. Now 270 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Speaker 1: I don't do that. I don't do stuff like that. 271 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,520 Speaker 1: And now I haven't had a path, I haven't had 272 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,480 Speaker 1: a history, but I don't do stuff like that. And 273 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: I wasn't smoking. No church fan, So are you seriously talking? What? What? 274 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,680 Speaker 1: What We're trying to We're trying to get to the 275 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,560 Speaker 1: bottom of it and see what's going on with you? 276 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 1: Ulderly person said, do you know which one? I don't know? 277 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,800 Speaker 1: They loved me Every Sunday, didn't people tell me they 278 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 1: loved me? Uh? They say I'm one of the most 279 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,359 Speaker 1: respectful young gentlemen they've ever met in their life. And 280 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: so I really find it hard to believe that you 281 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,399 Speaker 1: you you getting these types of complaints about me. Okay, 282 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:41,399 Speaker 1: what I'm saying seeing like, oh, I don't know what 283 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,200 Speaker 1: that means or nothing like that. Look, brothers, I don't 284 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,960 Speaker 1: know you too well, and I know you don't know me. 285 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,080 Speaker 1: But I've been driving this van as as as a 286 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: point to try to change my life and where I 287 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,680 Speaker 1: come from. So this was was something that I wanted 288 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,280 Speaker 1: to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to give my 289 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,680 Speaker 1: time to do this for the church. And now this 290 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,080 Speaker 1: is like the second instance where y'all and came at 291 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,200 Speaker 1: me on some stuff about like I'm trying to do 292 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 1: something with this band. Now, why I would I disrespect 293 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,959 Speaker 1: the church van by smoking weed in it and then 294 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,000 Speaker 1: letting the weeds stay in there so other people could 295 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,440 Speaker 1: smell it. Okay, so let me tell you what we're 296 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,040 Speaker 1: gonna do. We're gonna go out here to the church 297 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: then to say we're gonna go out here today and 298 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,680 Speaker 1: open it up, like if we see any seeds or 299 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 1: anything around the driver's seat, then then then we're gonna 300 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: We're gonna definitely uh a point, you gonna open the 301 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,199 Speaker 1: van up. But I was raised in that church, man, 302 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,920 Speaker 1: My mama go to that church, my grandma. See you 303 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,040 Speaker 1: go to that church. See the reason we even an't 304 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,080 Speaker 1: let that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up 305 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,440 Speaker 1: they ain't by driving around in the band fool of 306 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 1: elderly people smoking and we didn't want to do the 307 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,359 Speaker 1: want like weed? Brother, dare I don't know how to 308 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 1: band smell like weed? Man, Now I don't. I don't 309 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: got the answer to these questions. I'm just trying to 310 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,159 Speaker 1: tell you that it wasn't me. Did you have some 311 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,320 Speaker 1: weed in your pocket? It with just sing I ain't 312 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,639 Speaker 1: had no weed. Almost stop trying to say like I 313 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,440 Speaker 1: had weed on me and you ain't gonna get me 314 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,439 Speaker 1: nothing that I ain't had no and we ain't had 315 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,440 Speaker 1: no weed on me. Okay, Now you ain't gonna miss 316 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,680 Speaker 1: up my name or my family's name in this church 317 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,639 Speaker 1: and disrespect us like this Now We've been helping this 318 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: church for years, and I'm trying to tell you that 319 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,600 Speaker 1: I ain't riding around and no fans smoking no weed 320 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: with no elderly people. Did you ask any of the 321 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:23,639 Speaker 1: elderly people if they had any weed on them? No? No, no, 322 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,400 Speaker 1: I didn't think about it. No elderly people having no weed. 323 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 1: So you just assume it's me what one of them? 324 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,920 Speaker 1: Guy got colma or something? What? What? What you know? What? 325 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who 326 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to? Oh? Oh, I think 327 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,640 Speaker 1: I think the weed belong And if you time from 328 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:51,880 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Show. What, man, damn, you just got 329 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:56,000 Speaker 1: a freak. Oh my god, you just got a preak 330 00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:00,959 Speaker 1: to put in this name. His name is brother ro Lars, 331 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:15,159 Speaker 1: Lars Lars, Oh my Larry called Larry Larry Larry in 332 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:24,040 Speaker 1: trouble with men. Man, I got one more thing. I 333 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,080 Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, man, what is 334 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,720 Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in 335 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 1: the land, Man, Steve Harvey Morning? So man going on risk, 336 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 1: man going on the chill out the rest of the day. 337 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,880 Speaker 1: I tried, Man, I know I'm gonna smoke, no weed. 338 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Tommy. Coming up next to is 339 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:58,160 Speaker 1: asked the Clo you're listening morning show time for Clo. 340 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,879 Speaker 1: The chief Love Officers, Steve Harvey, the Cloe as a nephew, 341 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:06,680 Speaker 1: calls him, you're ready, sir? All right? Lakisha and Hampton, 342 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,200 Speaker 1: Virginia says, I'm in my late twenties and my best 343 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,600 Speaker 1: friend and I bought a home together. Her boyfriend moved 344 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,280 Speaker 1: to our city a month ago and he's been staying 345 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,080 Speaker 1: with us. She said it would only be for a week, 346 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:22,120 Speaker 1: but he's still here. He's chipped in financially and that's 347 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 1: all fine and good, but I don't want his money 348 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,639 Speaker 1: and I don't want him to get comfortable here. I 349 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,080 Speaker 1: told my best friend he's got to go, and she 350 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,959 Speaker 1: said it's her home too, and it's okay for him 351 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Speaker 1: to stay another month if he needs to. How can 352 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:40,080 Speaker 1: I get him to leave asap? Please advise? Well, I 353 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 1: don't think you can because you all own the home equally. 354 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,919 Speaker 1: You have no agreement that you can't have guests, overnight guests. 355 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,639 Speaker 1: You have nothing in place that says how long you 356 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,959 Speaker 1: should have guests, So I don't see how you can 357 00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: make him leave on anohing note r house with their 358 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:07,000 Speaker 1: best friends. Yeah, this is why you don't do things 359 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:11,200 Speaker 1: like this. Man, this is probably the biggest purchase of 360 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,640 Speaker 1: your life and you knew it. Not with your fiance, 361 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:17,440 Speaker 1: not with your husband, but with your best friend and 362 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,880 Speaker 1: all y'all want to have all the lives. Yeah, yeah, 363 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,119 Speaker 1: so I mean you, I don't know how you can 364 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,439 Speaker 1: get him leave. And her best friend Celo is correct. 365 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:32,360 Speaker 1: It's her house too, right, that's the deal. So right, 366 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 1: it's my house and I So you're not going to 367 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,080 Speaker 1: be able to get him to leave until they're ready 368 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:44,199 Speaker 1: for him to go, and he might stay forever, all right. Uh, 369 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 1: Felicia walking around Nicke though I'm just walking around Nicket. 370 00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:53,200 Speaker 1: It helps, Felicia and Charlotte says. My husband and I 371 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,880 Speaker 1: have been married for eight years, and he recently got 372 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: an suv with cameras in the headrests for our four 373 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 1: and six year old to watch movies when they take 374 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,320 Speaker 1: road trips. Yesterday, he drove me to get coffee, and 375 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: as soon as he cranked up and plugged in his phone, 376 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,840 Speaker 1: I heard sex sounds coming from the TVs. God. Yes, 377 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: he started fumbling to turn it off and he turned 378 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,720 Speaker 1: bright red. He said, it must be a glitch in 379 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,360 Speaker 1: the entertainment system. I think he had a woman back 380 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:29,320 Speaker 1: there watching porn. Am I jumping to conclusions? God, he 381 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,720 Speaker 1: swaited a minute. But you said it was connected to 382 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,800 Speaker 1: his phone. Yeah, he plugged it. Yeah, as soon as 383 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,560 Speaker 1: he cranked up the car and plugged in his phone, 384 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,119 Speaker 1: she heard the sounds. Well, I mean that's a bluetooth. 385 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: I think. I don't know if it has anything to 386 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,920 Speaker 1: do with him having a woman back there watching porn. 387 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 1: I'm thinking he's got porn on his phone and the 388 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,760 Speaker 1: bluetooth picked it up and ran it through the system. 389 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,679 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, because unless you have that stuff 390 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,280 Speaker 1: downloaded in your car somewhere, I don't see how that 391 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: can be. It's the bluetooth is what comes into play 392 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:13,080 Speaker 1: to me. I mean, this is terrible because what if 393 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,440 Speaker 1: the kids were with them? You know what I'm saying. 394 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:19,200 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I know that, but I mean the 395 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,639 Speaker 1: cold thing is supposed this was a video on it, 396 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,960 Speaker 1: right exactly. See, I don't know, I don't she's a 397 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,600 Speaker 1: little slow. Let's talking about what was he sitting in 398 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 1: the back seat watching porn with another one? With another one? 399 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: What are you talking about Yeah, yeah, he could be 400 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,679 Speaker 1: there back there watching it by himself, or I mean, 401 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,280 Speaker 1: I didn't have to be shut but to get on 402 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,080 Speaker 1: the headsets, to get on the headsets in the car 403 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,159 Speaker 1: has to come from somewhere. Yeah, yeah, So if he 404 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,920 Speaker 1: was fumbling with his phone, it was the bluetooth phone. 405 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:56,360 Speaker 1: This phone, all right, So there you have it. Man, 406 00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 1: what's my name? What's my name? And a Asia and 407 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,160 Speaker 1: Seattle says we're moving on. I'm a thirty year old 408 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 1: married woman, and I love my husband, but I fantasize 409 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,920 Speaker 1: about his handsome brother. He's forty, with a six pack, 410 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,639 Speaker 1: carved out back in muscular thighs, and when my husband 411 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,920 Speaker 1: and I are intimate, I'm imagining myself and his brother's 412 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:22,520 Speaker 1: big old chocolate arms. I've even mumbled his brother's name 413 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,280 Speaker 1: under my breath once during sex. I watch his workout 414 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:30,479 Speaker 1: videos online and I get all tingly. This all started 415 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,320 Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. Do you think it's just a 416 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,560 Speaker 1: phase or should I seek counseling? Please help me? What 417 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: do you want us to do? Is it just a 418 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,880 Speaker 1: phase or do I need counseling? You need to quit? 419 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:45,600 Speaker 1: Won't your brother's your husband's brother? Lusty you know, hell, 420 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,600 Speaker 1: stop watching his damn videos. Yea, and yourself up. Quit 421 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,439 Speaker 1: calling his damn name. You know that ain't your husband. 422 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:58,600 Speaker 1: How about that? What do you want? Yeah, yeah, this 423 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:04,000 Speaker 1: is something you can ConTroll for sure. You're right, all right, Paula. 424 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:08,880 Speaker 1: And then we're moving on. Paula and Boston says, I'm 425 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,320 Speaker 1: seventy one, and I'm I am back on the dating scene. 426 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:17,040 Speaker 1: I've been a widow for twenty five years. And okay, 427 00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,680 Speaker 1: she's seventy one. Her name is Paula. She's out of Boston, 428 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,719 Speaker 1: seventy one. She's back on the dating scene. She's been 429 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,920 Speaker 1: a widow for twenty five years, and she was casually 430 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 1: dating a younger man for the past two years. She said, 431 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,160 Speaker 1: we had sex a few times and he stopped calling 432 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,159 Speaker 1: me all. I'm attracted to our younger men between the 433 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,159 Speaker 1: ages of fifty and sixty, and getting one is not 434 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,440 Speaker 1: a problem. I don't want to be just a fleeing 435 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 1: for these men. How can I prevent that from happening. 436 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:47,480 Speaker 1: That's a younger man. Why don't you stop being a flame? 437 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,000 Speaker 1: You're fleeing because you allow it. You allow yourself to 438 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 1: get flown, your body, or your relations or whatever you 439 00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 1: want to call him at seventy one comes with a price. 440 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,160 Speaker 1: What is this? You have every right you're too old 441 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,879 Speaker 1: for this. You're talking about how you he've been screwing 442 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,159 Speaker 1: to do for two years and then he stopped calling you. 443 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,120 Speaker 1: What you think was gonna happen, y'all, wasn't in a relationship? 444 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,880 Speaker 1: Wouldn't nobody defined anything. I don't care how old you get. 445 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,879 Speaker 1: If you can't define the relationship you win, you probably 446 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: ain't in one. She said met about fifteen years left. 447 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 1: You gotta least have some fun. That was profound. Say 448 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:46,520 Speaker 1: that again, because what the seal I said, come one up. 449 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 1: All I said was if you can't define the relationship 450 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,520 Speaker 1: you win, it's probably because you ain't in one. There 451 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,880 Speaker 1: you go, all right coming out. And what I said 452 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,040 Speaker 1: is if you said me, you ain't got a fifteen 453 00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:03,080 Speaker 1: year left gonna get it in? Well, you're listening show 454 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 1: all right? Jay? It is here. Yes, he wrote another book. 455 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,679 Speaker 1: You said it was a twenty eighth one, Steve. Probably 456 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,680 Speaker 1: this book was really home hitting and everybody can relate 457 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,680 Speaker 1: to this. The name of this book is called if 458 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,800 Speaker 1: You're the only one in the house working, damn it. 459 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,960 Speaker 1: These are the rules. That's the name of them. Okay, 460 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,639 Speaker 1: if you don't, If you're the only one in the 461 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 1: house working, you can change the channel. Don't matter what 462 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 1: nobody else is watching. If they say I'm watching that, 463 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 1: you can say I'm paying for that, so you can 464 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:47,720 Speaker 1: change the damn yeah, the great feeling. I'm the only 465 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,640 Speaker 1: one in the house working my new book. Chapter this 466 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,400 Speaker 1: is chapter thirteen. You only only you. Since you're working, 467 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,760 Speaker 1: only you get to use the good towers. You don't 468 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 1: have a job. You use them rough ass sounds to 469 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,479 Speaker 1: value behind them with. Okay, yeah, I'm the only one 470 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 1: the war with the holes in it. But those are 471 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:14,760 Speaker 1: the ones the boys we keep under the sink. Yes, 472 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,240 Speaker 1: that's where your towels. Mine of fluff is saw and 473 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:24,040 Speaker 1: negged to lie saw and tie the bowl and two 474 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,800 Speaker 1: extra rolls and to love it. Your love it, love it. 475 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: You're the only one working in the house, you said 476 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 1: the curfew as to when people can come in. I 477 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 1: may or may not give you a key, Okay, I 478 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,840 Speaker 1: may or may not. Damn, you have a clock. All 479 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,440 Speaker 1: these jos is locked. That's when I'm Steve read. I'm 480 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: not getting up. Yeah, I'm not asking. No doughbells. Thank you, 481 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 1: d Joe lock at twelve. Matter of fact, sooner than 482 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,840 Speaker 1: news go off, I'm going to lock up. I'm going 483 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 1: to bed. Thank you. Here's another chapter. This is a 484 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,200 Speaker 1: lung chapter. If you have if I allow you to 485 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,240 Speaker 1: have a pet, I don't need to see him. I 486 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,680 Speaker 1: don't need to hear him, and I don't need to 487 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,800 Speaker 1: smell him. Okay, I don't. I need to know that 488 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,680 Speaker 1: that pet is not in the damn house. Well, your 489 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,520 Speaker 1: ass is down to fish. Thank you coming there with 490 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:25,240 Speaker 1: no damn bunnie rabbits. Thank you. Can't you dogs stay jabo, sir, 491 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,760 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be watching nothing run around on the wheel. 492 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,480 Speaker 1: You can have a fish, and his ass got to 493 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,400 Speaker 1: be in the corner if I feel like you should 494 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,560 Speaker 1: have a fish. All right, this is very important that 495 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:41,200 Speaker 1: you spoke on Steve. I will have my own and 496 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:45,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna count the little sections my very own role 497 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 1: of toilet paper that will not be touched. Okay, damn it, 498 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:55,920 Speaker 1: my role, my damn it. That's my role that's going 499 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,600 Speaker 1: from bad room into the bathroom and back with me. 500 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 1: Thank you. If I leave it, don't touch you? Yeah 501 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,200 Speaker 1: what what I'm kind to squats. What them ragged ass 502 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:14,200 Speaker 1: tiles is fault? Use them, ranch them out and drying 503 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 1: out and hang them up. Yeah ranch. So Jay, this 504 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,040 Speaker 1: isn't all in your new book. I'm the only one 505 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,240 Speaker 1: working in this house. These are the rooms. Damn it. 506 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,160 Speaker 1: Number one hits another chapter or this chapter sixteen. If 507 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 1: I allow you to have a side hustle in that house, 508 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,800 Speaker 1: meaning you're doing half, you're doing hell you pay me 509 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,080 Speaker 1: sitting on a personal trainer, I get a cut. And 510 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:52,480 Speaker 1: expecially if you're selling weed se fitted fit half for 511 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:58,600 Speaker 1: that fun. Yeah han hey jay ha, yeah, yeah, I 512 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,080 Speaker 1: like chapter number all thirty two. Oh which one I 513 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: like that? Yeah? Good name of this chapter is cause 514 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:10,400 Speaker 1: I said so up like your parents? Because I said 515 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:15,680 Speaker 1: so anybody asked a question in this damn house, right 516 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 1: referred to chapter thirty two. Damn it cause I said 517 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:28,680 Speaker 1: said so, that's it. It's another another chapter. Chapter chapter 518 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,960 Speaker 1: forty good book chapters in the book. Oh oh, this 519 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 1: is a big book about about one hundred and eighteen forty. 520 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:43,080 Speaker 1: It says if I go to bed early, I go 521 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:51,200 Speaker 1: to bed early. Everybody goes to bed early, okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, 522 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,320 Speaker 1: we all go to bed at this I don't have 523 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,680 Speaker 1: to be in the bed hearing you up. Look what 524 00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:01,440 Speaker 1: you up for? What you up for? The night? Person? 525 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,280 Speaker 1: You ain't got to go to what I go to bed? 526 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 1: You go to bed? Okay, going there? Won't to but 527 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:14,720 Speaker 1: the TVs go off? Yes, no, no, I'm gonna let 528 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,480 Speaker 1: you do your last one. But man, I want to 529 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,040 Speaker 1: thank you for chapter sixty four. What you got. Let 530 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 1: me say sixty po When I'm sitting on the tarlet, 531 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,400 Speaker 1: I like the dough open, do not pull it shut. 532 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 1: You're shitting me, right, you're kidding me, right, Chapter sixty four. 533 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,800 Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the tarlet shut. I like that. Don't open. 534 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Speaker 1: I need to You're nothing in my house. Walk past 535 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:45,600 Speaker 1: and pull it shut. I'm shutting my house. No, you're 536 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,480 Speaker 1: not shut nothing. I'm shutting the dough. If you ain't 537 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:55,600 Speaker 1: there using the bathroom you ask chapter No, you won't. No, 538 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,320 Speaker 1: you won't. Yeah, you won't be there. Yeah you're not. 539 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,000 Speaker 1: You gotta bes closing no dose, Yeah, yeah, this is 540 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,800 Speaker 1: you don't pay when I wake up in the morning 541 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,399 Speaker 1: to go to work. Yeah. I can make as much 542 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:15,160 Speaker 1: damn noise as I want to make. Don't say, don't 543 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:21,880 Speaker 1: be shitting me. I'm trying to get not What you 544 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,400 Speaker 1: need to do is get some work. Now, that's what 545 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,800 Speaker 1: you need to do. But you can't get out this 546 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,080 Speaker 1: house because you ain't got nowhere else to go. Mister Tom, 547 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,960 Speaker 1: Now when you wake up, no I don't know, get 548 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,480 Speaker 1: Jay's new book if you're the only one working in 549 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:43,319 Speaker 1: the house. Thank you, with ninety chapters in all right, 550 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 1: Coming up next more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 551 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:51,560 Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, 552 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,240 Speaker 1: he's here. Please introduce Jay Anthony Brown to the Brown 553 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,279 Speaker 1: Come on, Jay and keeping with the vein of east 554 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,080 Speaker 1: one do an Easter song because it's the day we 555 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:06,719 Speaker 1: go crazy with what we have to win Nimes, it 556 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,480 Speaker 1: draws and it's wait till they see me in this 557 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,640 Speaker 1: shoes out at the bottom headed the time of your soup? 558 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,600 Speaker 1: Got you front the soup? You ready you gonna kill me? 559 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,719 Speaker 1: It's it's a Sunday. I can't believe those foul suits. 560 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:34,200 Speaker 1: I see that colors. He y'all yellow ride and can't 561 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:47,840 Speaker 1: green guy Old, that's one jacket way too long. You 562 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:54,719 Speaker 1: know your wrong? Where that plan come from? You got 563 00:35:54,840 --> 00:36:01,319 Speaker 1: on art and some your suit is blood one last, 564 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,359 Speaker 1: you must be blooding watch man. I didn't know see 565 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:19,680 Speaker 1: head of soul which signs to rizo wha has that 566 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:26,960 Speaker 1: way at uleaesiness. You must be blooding watch man. I 567 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:33,840 Speaker 1: didn't know see low head of soul. When you listen, damn, 568 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:46,920 Speaker 1: listen the truth rosterday, that ugly easter suit, and you 569 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:51,760 Speaker 1: know that any mere laid it out the night before, 570 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:56,480 Speaker 1: have a killer just gonna hurt him on it. I 571 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,640 Speaker 1: remember one year, man, I got me a white soup. 572 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,000 Speaker 1: My mama told me, boy, I don't want you get 573 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,200 Speaker 1: no white suit. I had paper out. I'll give me. 574 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,160 Speaker 1: I'm getting the white white suit. I only had one 575 00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: pair of shoe they were black, so I wanted a 576 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,600 Speaker 1: black shirt. Couldn't find a black shirt. Bought a white 577 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,520 Speaker 1: shirt at a box of rick. Die died it. I 578 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:25,560 Speaker 1: died his shirt in church, got hot to die, bleeding 579 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:30,759 Speaker 1: out the shirt into the suit. Your mother told you, 580 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,719 Speaker 1: I'm sint have been here man, with this cheap as 581 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:39,279 Speaker 1: shirt sweating. It's leaking to die, is leaking on to 582 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:43,279 Speaker 1: the suit. Myn I was so hurt. Now my suit 583 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:47,560 Speaker 1: got these great blotches on it. Oh man, Okay, we'll 584 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:54,720 Speaker 1: be back. You're listening, all right. Everybody knows that Easter 585 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,240 Speaker 1: is on Sunday, which means it's time for the kids 586 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:02,440 Speaker 1: to give their Easter speeches. Examples. Yeah, for when Easter 587 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:07,239 Speaker 1: speeches go badly. Okay, today we'll have speeches by little Jay, 588 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,560 Speaker 1: little Junior, Little Tommy over there, and look at him 589 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,120 Speaker 1: over there, high little stev All right, this first speech 590 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:21,800 Speaker 1: will be by little Jay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter 591 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:26,080 Speaker 1: is more than just bunnies. Okay, Easter is more than 592 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:35,800 Speaker 1: just bunnies and candy. Oh I got booboo. Okay, that 593 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,120 Speaker 1: didn't go well. Okay, Now it's time for little Junior. 594 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:48,360 Speaker 1: Little Junior, he is die here. He has risen just 595 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:54,320 Speaker 1: as he said. Hey bye, Hey Daddy, Bobby. There's my 596 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:58,600 Speaker 1: other brothers of that day, Toby, not to tell you about. Hey, y'all, 597 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,839 Speaker 1: I'm like going on beside the fact that he has 598 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,799 Speaker 1: asthma um. Okay, we need to have a speech by 599 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:16,480 Speaker 1: little Tommy. Now, come on up, Little Tommy. Here, Competer 600 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:25,200 Speaker 1: cottontail hopping down the bunny trail. Hey there, got mister Jackson. 601 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,200 Speaker 1: Mister Johnson come over the house every day after Daddy 602 00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:38,360 Speaker 1: go to work. Hey, mister Jackson, mister Jackson. Wait, okay, 603 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,439 Speaker 1: every everyone calmed down us. Now it's time for little Steve. 604 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:50,600 Speaker 1: Come on up, little Steve Jee. There are many years 605 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:55,919 Speaker 1: ago on the quotes he dad, Yes, hey, Daddy, that's 606 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,280 Speaker 1: your boss, the one you call the big fast, stupid bassar. 607 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:08,600 Speaker 1: All right, o um, okay, quite everyone, let's get back 608 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:15,800 Speaker 1: to little Jay. Come on, come on, Little Jay, your turn. Okay, okay, okay. 609 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,960 Speaker 1: He died, but on the he died. He died, but 610 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,160 Speaker 1: he died, but on the seventh day he rolled. Hey, 611 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,280 Speaker 1: that's the guy to give that in a little packs 612 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:39,800 Speaker 1: of sugar. Alright, day to put in his pocket. Okay. 613 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:44,239 Speaker 1: Uh moving back to yea, hey, okay, moving to hill, 614 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,640 Speaker 1: moving right along with our Easter program. It's time once 615 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:55,000 Speaker 1: again for little Junior. Little Junior, he gave his life 616 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,920 Speaker 1: for us that we could be. Hey, that's the day 617 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,319 Speaker 1: that comes out of the building that has dance us 618 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:06,400 Speaker 1: all that and Daddy always give whole buddy and says 619 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:18,719 Speaker 1: this is funny. Baby. Hey, um, little Tommy, little little Tommy, 620 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:25,360 Speaker 1: you have your speech ready down you're three call ears 621 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:33,359 Speaker 1: ween clean nos, tiny tail, Hey, mommy and Dad, that's 622 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,400 Speaker 1: the lady that's got a little boy that looks just 623 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:44,839 Speaker 1: like men. Daddy. Now now now he will ended right 624 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,040 Speaker 1: here with little Stevie. Okay, yeah, we show we in 625 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,879 Speaker 1: going ending with this one because Easter is a day 626 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:56,600 Speaker 1: for dressing up. They Dad, they're gonna demand to give 627 00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,319 Speaker 1: me five dollars to stay down stad to play video games. Hey, 628 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:06,920 Speaker 1: misda car him, thanks for the money. They run out 629 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:12,279 Speaker 1: here for another fad Nick Faddy. Okay, Daddy, you don't 630 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:20,040 Speaker 1: know him. Let's let's call him and daddy, Daddy, Daddy, 631 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:26,040 Speaker 1: why are you choking? Mitda car? Happy Easter. That concludes 632 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,520 Speaker 1: our Easter program for today, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you everyone. 633 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:38,960 Speaker 1: Come on boys, my mama fainy All right up next guys, 634 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:46,919 Speaker 1: Tommy sprank phone call right after this you're listening show 635 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,040 Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Write about 636 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,040 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Subject 637 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:59,720 Speaker 1: her hood rat mentality is bad for business the subject. 638 00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,120 Speaker 1: But right now, nephew in the building with today's frank 639 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,160 Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Nap? How much 640 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:12,000 Speaker 1: money do we have any account past watching now? Okay? 641 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,920 Speaker 1: It came in three sentis I broke it up. Now, 642 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:20,240 Speaker 1: how much money do we have any account? Pastor? Pastor right, pastor, 643 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,200 Speaker 1: how much money do we have in the account? Let's 644 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:29,040 Speaker 1: go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes to 645 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,200 Speaker 1: see Pastor Hayes, how are you doing this? Is? This 646 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,880 Speaker 1: is brother lin Lenna Thompson. How are you doing it? 647 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,000 Speaker 1: I'm good brother, and how can I help you today? 648 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,759 Speaker 1: Past I'm actually one of your members at the church, 649 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,920 Speaker 1: and I want to just commend you that you're doing 650 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:47,239 Speaker 1: a good job the way you are displaying safety. Let 651 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,920 Speaker 1: me say that first and foremost. Okay, cool, thank you. 652 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,240 Speaker 1: You know, we just want everybody to be safe and healthy. 653 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,279 Speaker 1: And your name again, Brother Lenna Thompson. Okay, And and 654 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,000 Speaker 1: other times I'm trying about to be in the middle 655 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,960 Speaker 1: of then, and how can I help your brother? Well, 656 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,520 Speaker 1: here's what I wanted to ask you, man, uh pals, 657 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,320 Speaker 1: I want to ask you this. I know, you know 658 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,279 Speaker 1: a lot of people are going through different things, and 659 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,640 Speaker 1: and people are, you know, trying to make sure they 660 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,759 Speaker 1: keep food and stuff in the house because you know, 661 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,480 Speaker 1: time like this, you know you kind of want to 662 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,800 Speaker 1: stay put, and but you want to make sure you 663 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,840 Speaker 1: got enough food and water and things like that. So 664 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,560 Speaker 1: but but but what I wanted my reason for calling 665 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,719 Speaker 1: you is I wanted to ask you how how much 666 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,440 Speaker 1: money do we have in the account? Come again, the 667 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:35,359 Speaker 1: church account? How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother? 668 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,879 Speaker 1: What what do you say? Your name was? Again? Brother? 669 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,719 Speaker 1: My name is Brother Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How 670 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,000 Speaker 1: did you get my personal self one number to be 671 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,320 Speaker 1: calling me at home the time of day? Well? I 672 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,480 Speaker 1: got this number from one of the brothers at the church. 673 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,239 Speaker 1: What what? Brother? The church they know not to give 674 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:55,160 Speaker 1: my personal number out to to people I don't know you. Well, 675 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,520 Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a but I'm a but I'm a member. 676 00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,759 Speaker 1: Though I'm a member, How are you remember? Because I've 677 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,239 Speaker 1: been passing this church for ten years and your name 678 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,359 Speaker 1: ain't familiar to me? How long? How long have you been? 679 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,960 Speaker 1: Remember my church? I've been a member of probably going 680 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,440 Speaker 1: on going on three years now, but I ain't I 681 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,439 Speaker 1: ain't been since, you know, since that day I joined. 682 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,239 Speaker 1: I you know, I you know, I kind of got 683 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,799 Speaker 1: called out there, you know how I go? But wait, 684 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,200 Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait? So you you've been 685 00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,239 Speaker 1: remember my church? Two or three years, you ain't been 686 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,640 Speaker 1: to the church, and two to three years are you 687 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,560 Speaker 1: calling me to ask me about finances of my church. Well, 688 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,320 Speaker 1: I'm understand what you're looking for. Well, I am a member, 689 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,600 Speaker 1: so I mean I do how to Don't I have 690 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,360 Speaker 1: the right to know what we got in there? What 691 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,839 Speaker 1: we got in the account? Actually you don't. You don't 692 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,640 Speaker 1: have to write to that question. If you don't actively 693 00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,480 Speaker 1: come to the church. You can't come to the church, 694 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,480 Speaker 1: sign up the church, and then call me three years 695 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,000 Speaker 1: later asking me what we got going on at church. 696 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,800 Speaker 1: So I need to understand what is your purpose? What 697 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:56,000 Speaker 1: do you Well, like I say, everybody going through hard times, 698 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm trying to see what we got in there, because 699 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,120 Speaker 1: you know, I need to pick up a few things 700 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,279 Speaker 1: from the stove. I don't have the money, right na, 701 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,480 Speaker 1: But shouldn't I be able to lean it on my church? 702 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,920 Speaker 1: Though you We've done a lot of stuff in the community. 703 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,520 Speaker 1: We've been seeing the elderly, we got a food bank. 704 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,480 Speaker 1: We've been cashed after people some money that when we can. 705 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,200 Speaker 1: But you ain't been at this church and three years 706 00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,680 Speaker 1: you can't call me after three years and think I'm 707 00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,560 Speaker 1: about to give you some money for something I don't 708 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,759 Speaker 1: even know if you're a real member. I am a 709 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,000 Speaker 1: real man. I'm a real member. So hold on, hold on, 710 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,040 Speaker 1: hold on, hold hold on past hold on, no, no, 711 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,680 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, no, no, no, boy, Look here, 712 00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to sit down here dinner with my family. 713 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,160 Speaker 1: You sitting here on my last Never look here, brother Thompson. 714 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,719 Speaker 1: I don't know you. I ain't never heard of you. 715 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,360 Speaker 1: You am not about to call here and trying to 716 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,680 Speaker 1: get some money out of me. You ain't even member 717 00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,400 Speaker 1: other church. You can't. I am a member of the 718 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,160 Speaker 1: church because you come to the church one time, you 719 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,480 Speaker 1: ain't been back in three years, and you come to 720 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,719 Speaker 1: meet for some money. I am a member, and your mama, 721 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,320 Speaker 1: you are not a member of this church, sir, I 722 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,239 Speaker 1: am a member of the church. Look, look, look, let 723 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,560 Speaker 1: me tell you something. I know. This ain't no. No, 724 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,719 Speaker 1: let me tell you where. You can't join my church 725 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,960 Speaker 1: two or three years ago and called me three years later, 726 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,560 Speaker 1: get my number from somebody and ask me for money 727 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,600 Speaker 1: because you're gonna through hard times. Now. If you was 728 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,960 Speaker 1: a true member of the church, you'll understand how we 729 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,680 Speaker 1: work and how we give money to people that are struggling. 730 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,719 Speaker 1: I just delivered forty meals today to our elderly. Huh. 731 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,080 Speaker 1: Last week we cash out people money to go kick 732 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,759 Speaker 1: up rosy. What do you need? Do you need my cash? Aff? Then? 733 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,320 Speaker 1: Do you need my boy? Why are you gonna make me? 734 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,960 Speaker 1: Because you ain't even tithing? So how are you not tiring? 735 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:43,040 Speaker 1: And think? You told you I have felt on bad times? 736 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,480 Speaker 1: Didn't I say I fell on bad times? You feel 737 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,920 Speaker 1: on bad times for three years? Hey? Hey, you know 738 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,440 Speaker 1: it takes longer for some people. Okay, why are you? 739 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,040 Speaker 1: Why are you judging me in opposed to trying to 740 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,200 Speaker 1: figure out how to cash apt me so I can 741 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,600 Speaker 1: get on a number of my church. I don't know 742 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,919 Speaker 1: if you some scam or just trying to get money 743 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,160 Speaker 1: from the church. Sir. I have never met you. I 744 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,759 Speaker 1: don't know you. A matter of fact, I'm about to 745 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,960 Speaker 1: call up the deacons to see who you are and 746 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,320 Speaker 1: why they would give my number to some points to 747 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,360 Speaker 1: call me and ask me for some money. Hey, let 748 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,680 Speaker 1: me say this to you. If you don't cash at me, 749 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,160 Speaker 1: then I'm feeling that all the members that I know you, 750 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,680 Speaker 1: I know our church ain't no mega church. You know 751 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,200 Speaker 1: we got three four hundred members already know so, but 752 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,920 Speaker 1: but I would let every member know that you're not 753 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,319 Speaker 1: cash happing me to help me in a time of need. 754 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,640 Speaker 1: I will do that. Rob Thompson, you can let them know. 755 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,120 Speaker 1: You can Facebook and Instagram and you can put it 756 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,640 Speaker 1: on that TikTok and cag me in it. I ain't 757 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,479 Speaker 1: giving you a dime. I don't know you. I ain't 758 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,520 Speaker 1: never heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to 759 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,879 Speaker 1: get off my phone. I got dinner with my wife 760 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,719 Speaker 1: out to go on, man, and I ain't got time 761 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,800 Speaker 1: to be going back forward with you. I need to 762 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,239 Speaker 1: know who gave you my number. I can call them 763 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,640 Speaker 1: up and tell them, don't be giving my number. Some 764 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,600 Speaker 1: stranger who ain't been our church in two to three years. 765 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,120 Speaker 1: Ain't gonna ask me for some money, some cash out 766 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,560 Speaker 1: or if you get off this fall, who gave you? Okay, 767 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,440 Speaker 1: so let me ask you something. So so you know Deacon, uh, 768 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,480 Speaker 1: Marvin Diller, don't know dickon Martha. Yeah, what about him? 769 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,960 Speaker 1: Do you know he listened to the radio every morning. Yeah, 770 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,040 Speaker 1: he's listening to the Steve Harvey Martin show. Pasta haze. 771 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:20,759 Speaker 1: You just got prank by your boy, deacon, mom boy, 772 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:26,400 Speaker 1: I see and that's why get kicked off the board. Boy, 773 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,000 Speaker 1: you got me y in my yard. Yeah. My neighbors 774 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,440 Speaker 1: looking at me like I'm crazy. They know I'm on 775 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,480 Speaker 1: the block. You almost made me because you can't be 776 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,439 Speaker 1: doing that during this time, man, past you all right, man, Man, 777 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,360 Speaker 1: I'm good man, I'm good, baby, baby, everything good. My 778 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,520 Speaker 1: wife man came out here, boy, and you don't want 779 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,799 Speaker 1: her to set it off. You don't want the first 780 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,200 Speaker 1: lady to go out, okay, man, But now we take 781 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,000 Speaker 1: care of our church man. We feed them, sending the money, man, 782 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,040 Speaker 1: delivering mills. Man, make sure everybody good during the time. 783 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,840 Speaker 1: That's good man. Hey man, Before we get off, you 784 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,759 Speaker 1: gotta let me know what is the baddest and I 785 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:07,520 Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man, It's 786 00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,440 Speaker 1: the Steve Walby Morning Show. What day, isn't it? Nephew, 787 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:15,200 Speaker 1: Tommy and then you have it, ladies and jail. I'm 788 00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:20,560 Speaker 1: going Tommy and right, So you just don't prank the 789 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,400 Speaker 1: pass on. We can't resurrect. But you know what, the 790 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,040 Speaker 1: time for that. I wanted to hear Timmy how long 791 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,120 Speaker 1: before he cussed, because he was right there. He was right. 792 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,320 Speaker 1: You know what, Jay and I pull it back. I 793 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,319 Speaker 1: got to the land and I said, I'm not gonna 794 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,759 Speaker 1: I pull it back. You know, you know you don't 795 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,120 Speaker 1: want to run him on Good Friday cussing. You know 796 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:44,880 Speaker 1: I didn't want him. All right, guys, Thank you, thank you. 797 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:49,399 Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter, subject her hood rat mentality 798 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:53,080 Speaker 1: is bad for business. We'll get into it right after this. 799 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:59,360 Speaker 1: You're listening show all right, guys, Time now for today's 800 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:04,080 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, 801 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,400 Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey 802 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:11,640 Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could 803 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,360 Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like 804 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,879 Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one. Here that jay right here, 805 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,200 Speaker 1: right now. Bug it up and hold on tight. We 806 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,600 Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. 807 00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:29,319 Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject her hood rat mentality is bad 808 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,880 Speaker 1: for business. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a married man, but 809 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Speaker 1: I have not been happily married in a while. I 810 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:39,120 Speaker 1: have no mention, no intention of leaving my wife, and 811 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,400 Speaker 1: I'm not a cheater. I own a small bar downtown 812 00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:47,040 Speaker 1: and my best employee is also my worst employee. She's 813 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,960 Speaker 1: been with me for so long that I've overlooked her 814 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,360 Speaker 1: raunchy behavior for years. She is a hood rat, and 815 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,040 Speaker 1: I knew that when I hired her as a bartender. 816 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,840 Speaker 1: This was supposed to be a part time job, but 817 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Speaker 1: now it's the only job she has because she is 818 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,719 Speaker 1: loud and unprofessional. She is fifty three years old, but 819 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,840 Speaker 1: she has a body like Cardi b and she's gorgeous. 820 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,160 Speaker 1: She wears her stomach out with short shorts and heels, 821 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,360 Speaker 1: so my male customers love her. Recently, I had to 822 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,360 Speaker 1: temporarily lay her off because of a pandemic. I offered 823 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,480 Speaker 1: to give her a thousand dollars to help her out 824 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,920 Speaker 1: while she was not working. She asked me what she 825 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,960 Speaker 1: had to do for the extra money. I was confused 826 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,040 Speaker 1: at first, and then I figured it out. She told 827 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,880 Speaker 1: me that nothing is free, and she has been working 828 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:39,000 Speaker 1: her side hustle for a while right out of my bar. 829 00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,800 Speaker 1: Several of my married customers give her money and gifts 830 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,719 Speaker 1: in exchange for a good time. She told me that 831 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,400 Speaker 1: she knows I'm not happy at home and I haven't 832 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,879 Speaker 1: had sex in a while, so she could help me out. 833 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,000 Speaker 1: I wanted to lay her across that bar right then 834 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,200 Speaker 1: and there and do her. But I have my dignity 835 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,160 Speaker 1: and a woman like that is nothing but trouble. I 836 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,480 Speaker 1: told her she can't be tricking out of my bar, 837 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,800 Speaker 1: and she told me whatever she does in her spare 838 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:10,080 Speaker 1: time is her business. She's valuable for my business. But 839 00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:13,120 Speaker 1: she can't keep tricking with my customers. Should I talk 840 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:18,080 Speaker 1: to the guys or fire her? Okay, you're a business 841 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,720 Speaker 1: owner and she's good for business, So what's the problem. 842 00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,440 Speaker 1: I mean, I really don't think it's so much that 843 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,960 Speaker 1: she's from the hood that you have a problem with 844 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,560 Speaker 1: an issue with, because, like you said, you knew that 845 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:34,640 Speaker 1: when you hired her. You also said she's valuable for 846 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,799 Speaker 1: your business. I think, in spite of what you say, 847 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:44,120 Speaker 1: there's something going on or that you think about when 848 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,160 Speaker 1: it comes to her. I think you're attracted to her, 849 00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:50,200 Speaker 1: and I think you really want her there your words, 850 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,799 Speaker 1: she's gorgeous with a body like Cardie b with her 851 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,600 Speaker 1: stomach out, her short shorts and her heels, and your 852 00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:02,279 Speaker 1: male customers love her. That's business for you. You know, 853 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,879 Speaker 1: they're in there, they come to see her. They they're 854 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,239 Speaker 1: spending money. You know, they spend money when they come, 855 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,880 Speaker 1: so that helps your business. So when you laid her 856 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,480 Speaker 1: off and she offered to pay you back for your 857 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,040 Speaker 1: generous one thousand dollars, you said you wanted to take her. 858 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,000 Speaker 1: You wanted to take her up on it and throw 859 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,759 Speaker 1: her across do her right there on the bar. But 860 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,600 Speaker 1: you're smart and you didn't. You have dignity. You didn't 861 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,759 Speaker 1: do it, you said, because a woman like that is 862 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,840 Speaker 1: nothing but trouble. And I do commend you for that, 863 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,000 Speaker 1: because even though you said you're unhappy at home, you 864 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,120 Speaker 1: let us know that. In the beginning of the letter, 865 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,960 Speaker 1: you said you would never cheat on your wife. So 866 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,120 Speaker 1: you didn't take your bartender up on her offer. Like 867 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,560 Speaker 1: I said, you didn't take the bait. I do like 868 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,480 Speaker 1: that about you now. As far as her seeing mail customers, 869 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,480 Speaker 1: you didn't even know that. That's how good she is. 870 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,480 Speaker 1: You didn't even know that, okay, but you know it now. 871 00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,440 Speaker 1: I I don't know how you're gonna get her to 872 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,919 Speaker 1: stop doing that, because what she does in her home 873 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,800 Speaker 1: is her business. I just say watch her, and you know, 874 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,160 Speaker 1: make sure it doesn't get out of hand and get crazy, 875 00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,839 Speaker 1: because you definitely don't want to lose your business. If 876 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,760 Speaker 1: it does, should you fire her? Why would you fire 877 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:22,719 Speaker 1: someone that's good for business? I mean, you know you're 878 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,359 Speaker 1: the business owner and it's about business, So why would 879 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,920 Speaker 1: you do that. Should you talk to the guys? I 880 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,840 Speaker 1: don't know what that's gonna do. They're gonna leave probably 881 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,120 Speaker 1: if you talk to them, so you do have a 882 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,600 Speaker 1: dilemma on your hands. But firing her and talking to 883 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,400 Speaker 1: him talking to guys, I don't think that's the way, Steve. 884 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:47,239 Speaker 1: I am completely stunned at your answer. That's this is 885 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,800 Speaker 1: something's going on with you, Shirley. This is not the 886 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,600 Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry I've known for twenty years. I don't know 887 00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:00,360 Speaker 1: where this damn answer came from. Who hell you with 888 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,839 Speaker 1: your straw letter? But this don't sound like low down 889 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,319 Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry talking right here. I don't know who got 890 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:13,719 Speaker 1: hold of this letter and change your answer. I don't 891 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:18,000 Speaker 1: understand why you even wrote, bro, I really don't. I 892 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,359 Speaker 1: have no idea how old you are, but you've got 893 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,520 Speaker 1: to be a fully grown ass man. So because the 894 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,600 Speaker 1: girl is fifty three years old, so you couldn't grown. 895 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,759 Speaker 1: So now let's talk about what this goodn't grown man? 896 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,640 Speaker 1: He opens up the letter saying talking about how he married, 897 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,160 Speaker 1: but he ain't been happily married for a while. That's 898 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:41,480 Speaker 1: how the letter opened. But the letter ain't even about 899 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:46,040 Speaker 1: his marriage though, So why did you feel compelled to 900 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:50,000 Speaker 1: tell us this information right here? See? Bro, when you're 901 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:53,600 Speaker 1: talking to me, I just I know the male psyche 902 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,719 Speaker 1: so well. Everything Shirley said made perfect sense. I just 903 00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,560 Speaker 1: couldn't believe her ass said. I was gonna ask you 904 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,759 Speaker 1: that after you gave your answer. What's wrong with my answer? Well? No, 905 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,440 Speaker 1: it made perfect sense. But it sounds like something I 906 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:10,080 Speaker 1: would say, Oh does it? Yeah, because it sounds like 907 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:14,319 Speaker 1: a man answer. But doll, this ain't a man letter though. 908 00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,080 Speaker 1: I'm on her. Do you see your problem is dog? 909 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,280 Speaker 1: You told us at the top of the letter you 910 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:23,440 Speaker 1: ain't think about leaving your wife. You're not a cheetah. 911 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,640 Speaker 1: I'm unhappily man for a while, no intention. I got 912 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:31,440 Speaker 1: a small ball. My best employee is also my worst employee. 913 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:35,240 Speaker 1: What it sounds like you got one person work? All right? Listen, 914 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:40,840 Speaker 1: we'll have her two response right coming up at twenty 915 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:44,240 Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Today's subject her hood rat 916 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,600 Speaker 1: mentality is bad for business. We'll get back into it 917 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:53,440 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on, 918 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,680 Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. Her hood rat mentality is 919 00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:02,280 Speaker 1: bad for business. Yeah, married dude just been telling telling 920 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,280 Speaker 1: us he unhappy. He had grown man, you know, so 921 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,360 Speaker 1: I know you couldn't grown. But he's married. He ain't 922 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,240 Speaker 1: been happy for a while. No intention to leaving my wife. 923 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,600 Speaker 1: I'm not a cheetah. If the letter isn't about you 924 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,480 Speaker 1: being happy or a cheetah, why did you have to 925 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:21,240 Speaker 1: mention that at the beginning? Bro, something's a miss hill 926 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,520 Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna find out what it is. 927 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,800 Speaker 1: You're on a small bar. Your best employee is also 928 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,200 Speaker 1: your worst employee. Now, before we left, I said it 929 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,919 Speaker 1: would sound to me like you got one employee. Now. 930 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,560 Speaker 1: She has been with me so long, so long, which 931 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:40,720 Speaker 1: ages him too that I've overlooked her raunchy behavior for years. 932 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,480 Speaker 1: So she's a hood rat, and I knew that when 933 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:49,720 Speaker 1: I hired her as a bartender. Excuse me, I'm not 934 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:54,360 Speaker 1: following you hire. I've overlooked her raunchy behavior for years. 935 00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,960 Speaker 1: She's a hood rat, and I knew that when I 936 00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,680 Speaker 1: hired as a bartender. If you knew she was a 937 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:04,320 Speaker 1: hood when you hired as a bartender, When did you 938 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:09,120 Speaker 1: start overlooking the raunchy behavior at the interview with the 939 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,240 Speaker 1: banging Cardi B body? I see is that when you 940 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:17,000 Speaker 1: overlooked the raunchy behavior because you knew you wanted hupy 941 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,840 Speaker 1: standing behind that bar because it would draw your customers. 942 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,960 Speaker 1: Come on, bro, you're talking to another grown man. Now. 943 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,320 Speaker 1: This is supposed to be a part time job, but 944 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,000 Speaker 1: now it's the only job she has because she's loud 945 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:31,240 Speaker 1: and unprofessional. Well with reading this letter, Its ain't the 946 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:35,360 Speaker 1: only job she got. See, she didn't turned a part 947 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,360 Speaker 1: time job into a full time job. Partner, she fifty 948 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,880 Speaker 1: three years old, she got a body like Cardi B. 949 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:45,040 Speaker 1: And she's gorgeous. Excuse me, that's why you hide the 950 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:50,320 Speaker 1: hood rat dog in the beginning. That's why you overlooked 951 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:54,400 Speaker 1: the raunchy behavior because of how she looked you a man. 952 00:59:55,600 --> 01:00:00,440 Speaker 1: She wear her stomach out, well you know we short 953 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:05,520 Speaker 1: shorts and heels. Okay, you ain't saying nothing about that. 954 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,680 Speaker 1: So my male customers love her, and so does the 955 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,120 Speaker 1: dude that hired her that's been unhappily married for a 956 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,760 Speaker 1: long time. That You're not a cheating You have no 957 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,120 Speaker 1: intentions of leaving your wife. Why that's even in the letter, 958 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:25,600 Speaker 1: you explaining yourself as you go. Recently, male customers love her. Recently, 959 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,680 Speaker 1: I had to temporary layer off because of the pandemic. 960 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,720 Speaker 1: I offered to give her a thousand dollars to help 961 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:35,320 Speaker 1: her out while she was not working. She asked me 962 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:38,360 Speaker 1: what she had to do for the extra money. I 963 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,480 Speaker 1: was confused at first, then I figured it out. She 964 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,960 Speaker 1: told me ain't nothing free, and she'd been working her 965 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,880 Speaker 1: side wholesome for a while right out of my bar. 966 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:51,640 Speaker 1: Several of my married customers give her money and give 967 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,080 Speaker 1: us in exchange for a good time. That's why I 968 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,080 Speaker 1: thought Shirley would be just through it her but a 969 01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:00,560 Speaker 1: little now, all of a sudden, she hood. She told 970 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:04,840 Speaker 1: me that she knows I'm not happy at home and 971 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,480 Speaker 1: I haven't had sex in a while, so she can 972 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,840 Speaker 1: help me out. I wanted to lay her across that ball, 973 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:14,560 Speaker 1: right damn dude, huh you know what I'm saying. Now 974 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:18,960 Speaker 1: Here's where the next which was true? But I have 975 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:27,240 Speaker 1: my dignity. Okay, we all have that, bro, all of 976 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,160 Speaker 1: us have that, and a woman like that it's nothing 977 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:34,520 Speaker 1: but trouble. She's been working for you for years. She 978 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,960 Speaker 1: been no trouble up into now. A matter of fact, 979 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:42,640 Speaker 1: she'd probably the real reason your bars still open. So 980 01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,920 Speaker 1: now I told her she can't be tricking out of 981 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,960 Speaker 1: my bar. She told me whatever she does in her 982 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,600 Speaker 1: spare time is her business. That's a hood rat comment. 983 01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:55,240 Speaker 1: That's a business coming. I've heard people say that in 984 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:59,240 Speaker 1: business meetings before. She's valuable for my business, but she 985 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,720 Speaker 1: can't keep ricking with my customers. Should I talk to 986 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,560 Speaker 1: the guys or fire her? Let me ask you a question, bro, 987 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:10,280 Speaker 1: what exactly will you say to the guys or should 988 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:14,560 Speaker 1: I fire her? Fire her? What should you talk to 989 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:18,000 Speaker 1: the guys about? What do you say? What are you 990 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:22,600 Speaker 1: gonna ask them? Excuse me? Man? Are you are you 991 01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:27,000 Speaker 1: sleeping with her? Yeah? Yeah? Women? Holder? Man, why are 992 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:33,400 Speaker 1: you doing that? She my bartender? She ain't my bar. Yeah, 993 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,280 Speaker 1: I'm a holder. But but hold of them, man, I'm 994 01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:38,680 Speaker 1: telling you, she my bartender. And I'm asking y'all, man, 995 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:42,360 Speaker 1: could y'all stop hitting on her and giving this extra 996 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,200 Speaker 1: money so she could just, you know, be my bartender? 997 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,560 Speaker 1: I got at home? Can I just say this the 998 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,160 Speaker 1: only reason I come here is for her because I 999 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:55,840 Speaker 1: damn she fixed drinks and she fixed everything else. I 1000 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,720 Speaker 1: don't know what you do. I mean, why why why 1001 01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:01,320 Speaker 1: are we not gonna come? So now back to the letter, 1002 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:05,200 Speaker 1: I'm asking the audience, now that you've heard from several 1003 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:09,320 Speaker 1: men who have potential customer road all over them, what 1004 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:13,400 Speaker 1: would I say to these guys? Or fire hull, fire 1005 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:19,360 Speaker 1: huf dog, fire her your bar clothesed cause of the pandemic. Now, 1006 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,480 Speaker 1: she thought that the thousand dollars meant she had to 1007 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:26,040 Speaker 1: do something, because that's what the thousand dollars do every 1008 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:29,680 Speaker 1: other time. Yeah, dude, but the cold part was you 1009 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:34,520 Speaker 1: thought about it. Now, what your real question is? Should 1010 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,600 Speaker 1: I fire her? Because if I bring her back in here, 1011 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna dua. That's the question, right death. Don't write 1012 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,520 Speaker 1: me no more like this thought. Poster comments on Today's 1013 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:46,160 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. 1014 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:49,040 Speaker 1: Please don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast 1015 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:54,960 Speaker 1: on demand. You're listening, all right. So Steve is here, 1016 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:59,080 Speaker 1: of course with things you'll see on Easter Sunday. I've 1017 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,000 Speaker 1: been going to church a lot of years on Easter 1018 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,640 Speaker 1: and it's the most fascinating time for me because you 1019 01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:10,960 Speaker 1: see stuff in the church that you really shouldn't see, 1020 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:19,520 Speaker 1: Like people in lime green should not be in lime green. 1021 01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:25,280 Speaker 1: You wrong for this. I mean it's shocking a lot 1022 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,840 Speaker 1: of line. A little bit of lime goes a long way. Yeah, 1023 01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:33,920 Speaker 1: just a little bit. You got that little baby, beautiful 1024 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,240 Speaker 1: black baby walking around with that day glow lemon yellow 1025 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:43,680 Speaker 1: dress on. You're gonna see colors that you did not 1026 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:51,120 Speaker 1: know existence. I mean, what is that air polish? What? 1027 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:56,600 Speaker 1: What is that air polish? Yeah, that's when you be going. 1028 01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:02,880 Speaker 1: What is that? That's a range of tank the ranger. 1029 01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:08,640 Speaker 1: You just don't know what's going on. You're gonna see 1030 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:12,760 Speaker 1: little boys with Nicker's own because they Mama thought it 1031 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:17,120 Speaker 1: was cute. Little boy can't go around and the rest 1032 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:29,680 Speaker 1: of them boys can't do them pans appeal grim. Here's 1033 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:34,240 Speaker 1: something else you're gonna see. Way way too many barrets 1034 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:40,760 Speaker 1: in this baby. It's just way too many damn barrets 1035 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:49,080 Speaker 1: in this baby. Head baby walk around just clapping her 1036 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:55,640 Speaker 1: head heavy. She cried. Here's something you're gonna see in 1037 01:05:55,760 --> 01:06:00,360 Speaker 1: somebody's house that's just too much damn pine up on 1038 01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:09,040 Speaker 1: that with a hem man. You can't see the hen 1039 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:19,360 Speaker 1: trying to disguise this dry ass hand. Go. You're gonna 1040 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:27,520 Speaker 1: see on Easter bunny in street shoes because you know 1041 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:31,040 Speaker 1: in the hood, you don't have the money. You don't 1042 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,800 Speaker 1: have the bunny for the entire he just up in 1043 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:37,760 Speaker 1: here with some black Tom mc cann street shoes. He 1044 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:43,360 Speaker 1: got some flows on ballots, no flow, no street shoes. 1045 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,440 Speaker 1: You're gonna see a fat man with a too small 1046 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:55,760 Speaker 1: jacket on and a little man with a too big 1047 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:02,320 Speaker 1: I always see that coming up. More of the Steve 1048 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:06,280 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve 1049 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:11,680 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Ali, guys, let's play a game with 1050 01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:16,880 Speaker 1: our comedians Carla Paul Good. What's the first thing you 1051 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:22,800 Speaker 1: do if dot don dot okay, okay, took my dot 1052 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:29,000 Speaker 1: dot dot Okay, you own that you own dot dot 1053 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:36,200 Speaker 1: dot man, right, oh got dot dot all you gotta 1054 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:41,360 Speaker 1: go dot got you gotta do dots. He only own three? 1055 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,560 Speaker 1: That all right. What's the first thing you do if 1056 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,440 Speaker 1: dot dot dot dot you were leaving at the altar? 1057 01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:57,439 Speaker 1: That's me. God knows if I'm left that though God 1058 01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:59,760 Speaker 1: knows that I shouldn't be going through that again, and 1059 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,800 Speaker 1: God spoke to her and made her lead. That's the 1060 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:06,280 Speaker 1: first time I'm thinking God, I'm falling on my knees 1061 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:12,880 Speaker 1: and I'm hugging the minister. I'm hugging all the pride 1062 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:17,040 Speaker 1: may thank y'all for coming. Thank I'm thinking, anybody if 1063 01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:21,880 Speaker 1: that happens to me, because God, thing I'm doing. Come on, 1064 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,160 Speaker 1: you know what I'm doing. If you leave me after 1065 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,479 Speaker 1: all the like that, I'm going over to my side 1066 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,439 Speaker 1: of the church where my family is, letting them know. 1067 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,840 Speaker 1: This is a prank. Okay, I just wanted us to 1068 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,519 Speaker 1: all get together because we don't really see each other 1069 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:41,920 Speaker 1: that much, you know. I'm just glad that we love 1070 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,880 Speaker 1: each other, the fact that y'all came out to be 1071 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,240 Speaker 1: a part of it. This but this wasn't really happening. Okay, 1072 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,960 Speaker 1: this is a joke, But I'm just glad we all together. 1073 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,920 Speaker 1: If we can all just now, you know, go down still, 1074 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:59,439 Speaker 1: get some drans and have some food. Have we got all? Right? 1075 01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:01,920 Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, what's the first thing you do if 1076 01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:04,840 Speaker 1: you were left at the altar? I'm gonna go with 1077 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:13,000 Speaker 1: my girlfriend's house and get good. I love you. Better 1078 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:17,439 Speaker 1: keep up, all right, guys, here's another one. What's the 1079 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:20,160 Speaker 1: first thing you do if you saw your neighbor cheating 1080 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:26,080 Speaker 1: on their significant other, on their wife or husband or whatever. Ohaha, 1081 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:29,160 Speaker 1: you ain't seen my neighbors, so there ain't no cheating 1082 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:35,120 Speaker 1: going on because you ain't seen You ain't seen these neighbors. 1083 01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:42,479 Speaker 1: That guy, nobody's cheating, No, nobody. Maybe about moved someplace else. 1084 01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:48,799 Speaker 1: I have new names, but not the ones I got now, good, okay, Okay, 1085 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:51,479 Speaker 1: this is two different deals here. Okay. Now, if it's 1086 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:54,720 Speaker 1: the female you know that's cheating, then I got to 1087 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,240 Speaker 1: go and let her know. We got to work a 1088 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:59,840 Speaker 1: deal because I didn't count you. Okay, So I I 1089 01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:03,280 Speaker 1: need it. I needed air winds it for me. Okay, 1090 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:06,760 Speaker 1: that's how Yeah, air winds. Let's work this out. Now. 1091 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,080 Speaker 1: If for some male that's doing the cheat, I'm gonna 1092 01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:12,679 Speaker 1: let you know, I'm gonna need five hundred okay, five 1093 01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,000 Speaker 1: hundred dollars air two weeks until I feel like I 1094 01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:18,000 Speaker 1: think you did learn your lesson. That's how we're gonna 1095 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:22,200 Speaker 1: work this out down right like that? All right? Come on, Steve, 1096 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,360 Speaker 1: what would you do the first thing you do if 1097 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,120 Speaker 1: you saw your need re cheating? I'm gonna just tell him. 1098 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,240 Speaker 1: Next time I catch your car backed up on the 1099 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,320 Speaker 1: edge of my yard like you normally do it, I'm 1100 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,280 Speaker 1: going to and tell your fat ass wife what I 1101 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:45,400 Speaker 1: saw putting that car over the edge of my yard. Stupid. Yeah, 1102 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,400 Speaker 1: all right, here we go. What's the first thing you 1103 01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:52,760 Speaker 1: do down the back of money on the side of 1104 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:56,160 Speaker 1: the road. What how much you gotta put an amount? 1105 01:10:56,439 --> 01:11:02,200 Speaker 1: You gotta put thousands, thousands and thousands, ten thousand, ten thousand, oh, 1106 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,519 Speaker 1: thrown in my pocket ten thousand dollars. Yeah, if you 1107 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,479 Speaker 1: found a bag of money, let me tell you how 1108 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,439 Speaker 1: how game should be. I could see somebody to drop 1109 01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:13,519 Speaker 1: it and not notice it, and I'm still picking it up. 1110 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,240 Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'm not gonna go hey, 1111 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:19,120 Speaker 1: you drop something. No, if they don't see it, yeah, 1112 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:24,000 Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm good with it. Come on, go ahead, 1113 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:27,519 Speaker 1: big dog, take us out. No, there's it ain't ain't 1114 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:33,960 Speaker 1: neigh but one answer, because I'm just trying to take 1115 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,719 Speaker 1: for ten grand I hain't gonna lie. I get shot 1116 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,720 Speaker 1: right in front of my whole family. I ain't like 1117 01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:48,320 Speaker 1: some Hollywood with some Hollywood bullets. Thank you guys. Trending 1118 01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:50,560 Speaker 1: stories of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in 1119 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:55,559 Speaker 1: twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening morning show. 1120 01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:01,000 Speaker 1: All right, So this Sunday, we know, is Easter Sunday, 1121 01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,680 Speaker 1: and a lot of people get you know, a lot 1122 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:07,080 Speaker 1: of kids get Easter baskets. So here's the question. If 1123 01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:10,679 Speaker 1: you were to receive an adult Easter basket, what would 1124 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,160 Speaker 1: you want in it? What would you want in your Steve? 1125 01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,280 Speaker 1: Are you asking me now or when I was single? 1126 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,519 Speaker 1: I think when you were single would be more interesting. 1127 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:24,679 Speaker 1: So let's go with that. Yeah, the Easter Bunny would 1128 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:31,200 Speaker 1: actually be a girl. The Easter Bunny would be a 1129 01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:40,280 Speaker 1: girl Jessica Rabbit in Female Fall but in Live. Oh lord, yeah, 1130 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:45,760 Speaker 1: that's been my Easter basket. Yeah, I like that? All right? 1131 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:53,920 Speaker 1: What about your nef Harlotte Berry right in that basket? Right? Yes? Lord? 1132 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,400 Speaker 1: Or now back when I was single, back when I 1133 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:03,200 Speaker 1: was saying, okay, of course, thank you. Just help you out? 1134 01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:04,960 Speaker 1: All right? Come on you and you what you got 1135 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,840 Speaker 1: Easter dinner? Just you want to eat some ham? Yeah? 1136 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:10,600 Speaker 1: I got to eat You know, how would they be 1137 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:12,960 Speaker 1: hard when you single? You guys to figure out where 1138 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,920 Speaker 1: you gonna eat? At time of war? People houses no east. 1139 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,680 Speaker 1: I need to get it here in my bad never 1140 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:22,479 Speaker 1: I need got a big get way over to somebody's house. 1141 01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:28,360 Speaker 1: That's difficult work to do. All right, thank you guys. 1142 01:13:28,479 --> 01:13:30,800 Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll 1143 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:34,120 Speaker 1: play around if would you rather? Right after this you're 1144 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:39,280 Speaker 1: listening morning show? All right, Steve, he's here. Please introduce 1145 01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:44,639 Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown to Brown, Come on, Jay and keep 1146 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,800 Speaker 1: it with the vein of easter. Why not do it 1147 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:49,680 Speaker 1: Easter song? That's gonna say it all because it's the 1148 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,680 Speaker 1: day we go crazy with what we have to win. 1149 01:13:51,960 --> 01:14:02,559 Speaker 1: Hit it. So today's you me in this shoot out 1150 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:06,840 Speaker 1: at the bottom at the time of your soup soup 1151 01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:12,560 Speaker 1: you're ready, You're gonna kill he see's a Sunday. I 1152 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:19,840 Speaker 1: can't believe those awful suits. I see that colors Yeah, 1153 01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:31,559 Speaker 1: yellow R and can't green guy? Old brain one get 1154 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:39,200 Speaker 1: the way too long? Did you know your wrong? Where 1155 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:44,479 Speaker 1: you get that? Man go from? You got on arms 1156 01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:53,040 Speaker 1: but your suit and blood? Why has that way? Sister? 1157 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:58,479 Speaker 1: You must be blooding at man. I didn't know see 1158 01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:15,760 Speaker 1: low had a so when you must be blooding man 1159 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:33,519 Speaker 1: had a soul? When damn after day in the ugly 1160 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:40,800 Speaker 1: Easter suit. And you know that any man laid it 1161 01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:45,000 Speaker 1: out the night before killer just gonna hurt him on here. 1162 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:49,679 Speaker 1: I remember one year, man, I got neal white suit. 1163 01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:52,840 Speaker 1: My mama told me, boy, I don't want you to 1164 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:56,160 Speaker 1: get no white suit. I had paper out I get 1165 01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:00,800 Speaker 1: I'm getting the white white suit. I only had one 1166 01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,840 Speaker 1: pair of shoes. They were black, so I wanted a 1167 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:08,080 Speaker 1: black shirt. I couldn't find the black shirt. Bought a 1168 01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:12,000 Speaker 1: white shirt at a box of Rick Die and died it. 1169 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:17,719 Speaker 1: I died his shirt in church, got hot to die 1170 01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:23,880 Speaker 1: leading out the shirt in Tennessee. Your mother told you, 1171 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,880 Speaker 1: I'm since have been here, man, with this cheap as 1172 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:32,240 Speaker 1: shirt out sweating, it's leaking to die, is leaking on 1173 01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:36,599 Speaker 1: to the man. I was so hurt. Now my suit 1174 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:40,800 Speaker 1: got these great blotches on it. Man, And you know 1175 01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:44,800 Speaker 1: this is way folk camouflage. I could not play at all. 1176 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:52,800 Speaker 1: It's all going down Eastern. You're absolutely right, all right, Steve, 1177 01:16:52,920 --> 01:17:00,280 Speaker 1: coming up closing remarks right after this. You're listening all right, Steve. 1178 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:04,320 Speaker 1: Here we are last break of the day and we're 1179 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:09,200 Speaker 1: looking for some closing remarks from you, our leader. Leader. 1180 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,760 Speaker 1: I guess I could take it in so, you know, 1181 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:14,960 Speaker 1: because I've been a little different today. I've been more 1182 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:19,639 Speaker 1: of a straight at straight to the mark guy today, 1183 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:23,360 Speaker 1: you know. So I guess my closing remarks should be 1184 01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:27,200 Speaker 1: more of all I should not put it to you. 1185 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:35,080 Speaker 1: I want to talk about just how important it is 1186 01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:39,719 Speaker 1: for everybody to just be in touch with your spiritual side, 1187 01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:45,120 Speaker 1: you know. I think, man, Look, I've grown up as 1188 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,880 Speaker 1: a person spiritually, you know, and I've really really come 1189 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:53,760 Speaker 1: to understand through travels and everything that there's a lot 1190 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:58,000 Speaker 1: of different ways that people culturally worship. And I've just 1191 01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,880 Speaker 1: come to respect that more and more and more. And 1192 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,960 Speaker 1: my mother was a Sunday school teacher, and she always 1193 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:07,240 Speaker 1: taught me to be respectful of other faiths and other 1194 01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:11,519 Speaker 1: people's methods, because she says, Steve, this is working for us. 1195 01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,960 Speaker 1: This is what we believe to be true and real, 1196 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:19,840 Speaker 1: and don't let nobody talk you off this, she said, 1197 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:26,120 Speaker 1: But I would not think that there's not another route 1198 01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:30,000 Speaker 1: to where we're trying to get to, because it's other 1199 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:33,360 Speaker 1: sections of the world and other other different people from 1200 01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:36,519 Speaker 1: cultures and raised up a different way. So she says, 1201 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,960 Speaker 1: as you meet these people, you have to be mindful, 1202 01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:42,200 Speaker 1: don't be so stuck on your way that you wanted 1203 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:43,960 Speaker 1: your way of the high way. You want to be 1204 01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:46,880 Speaker 1: so unforceful in your faith and your beliefs that you 1205 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,439 Speaker 1: don't that people get uncomfortable being around you. She said 1206 01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:52,840 Speaker 1: that ain't your job. She said. Your job is to 1207 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:56,800 Speaker 1: be light, not darkness, he said. She said, you don't know, 1208 01:18:56,960 --> 01:19:00,360 Speaker 1: just live your life. Where a person that's living in 1209 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,160 Speaker 1: darkness might say, man, how can I get some of 1210 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:08,160 Speaker 1: that light you got as opposed to walking around pass 1211 01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,600 Speaker 1: and judgement talking about I see you over there and 1212 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:14,960 Speaker 1: there dark this is the light right here. She said 1213 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:18,080 Speaker 1: that ain't how you do it, Just be a light. 1214 01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:21,160 Speaker 1: And so I've always kind of managed to kind of 1215 01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:23,880 Speaker 1: navigate myself through the world like that because I got 1216 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:28,280 Speaker 1: friends from that's Jewish friends I have, you know, Muslim friends. 1217 01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:32,200 Speaker 1: You know I have friends man all around the world. Man, 1218 01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:35,360 Speaker 1: and that are some beautiful people. Man, I'm talking about 1219 01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:38,120 Speaker 1: kind live by the same moles, got the same values 1220 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,240 Speaker 1: I got. They love family, they love peace, they love God, 1221 01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:44,559 Speaker 1: they leave joy, they love sharing, they love light, they 1222 01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:47,840 Speaker 1: love hope, they love kindness. They do unto others that 1223 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,760 Speaker 1: you they would have them do unto you. All of 1224 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,680 Speaker 1: that and so I become comfortable with it. But I 1225 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:55,760 Speaker 1: think everybody that hears me should just get in touch 1226 01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:59,880 Speaker 1: with your spiritual side. In twenty twenty one, make a 1227 01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:03,519 Speaker 1: commitment to get a little closer to God, because God 1228 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,519 Speaker 1: is so necessary. Man, I just don't. I just don't 1229 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:10,200 Speaker 1: know how you make it without him. I really don't. Oh. Now, 1230 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,679 Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. I'm human. I've attempted it before. 1231 01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:18,960 Speaker 1: I've spent spans in my life not talking to God, 1232 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:25,639 Speaker 1: not pray and not not not confiding any And because 1233 01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:28,240 Speaker 1: of his grace and mercy, he allowed me to survive 1234 01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:31,720 Speaker 1: those moments because he loved me, and and and he 1235 01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:35,320 Speaker 1: knew I knew better. And you might be that person 1236 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,479 Speaker 1: that's going through that too. You might be that person 1237 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,560 Speaker 1: that really knows that there is a God and was 1238 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:43,560 Speaker 1: really raised up by your grandmother or your mother. And 1239 01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:46,040 Speaker 1: you just slid off to the left or to the right, 1240 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,719 Speaker 1: and we're just doing your thing. But you can always 1241 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:52,160 Speaker 1: come back. You can always walk towards the light. You 1242 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:54,800 Speaker 1: can always pray. You don't have to go to church 1243 01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,559 Speaker 1: to pray, you don't have to go to no certain building. 1244 01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:01,040 Speaker 1: And his important thing about prayer, you don't need permission. 1245 01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:05,160 Speaker 1: You actually can have a relationship with God just yourself. Now. 1246 01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:11,960 Speaker 1: You should try it because if you're feeling moments of confusion, uncertainty, doubt, 1247 01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:16,280 Speaker 1: if you feel alone, if you don't know what your 1248 01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:21,240 Speaker 1: next move gonna be, can I tell you something. God 1249 01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:25,200 Speaker 1: knows exactly what your next move should be, because He 1250 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:28,360 Speaker 1: has a plan for you, and if you talk with him, 1251 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,320 Speaker 1: he'll unveil it to you. Now, I'm gonna tell you 1252 01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:35,599 Speaker 1: right now. He's not gonna be easy. It's not gonna 1253 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:40,000 Speaker 1: be without opposition, it ain't gonna be without challenges or setbacks. 1254 01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:46,040 Speaker 1: But He'll be there with you the whole way. It's 1255 01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:49,840 Speaker 1: the only explanation I have for my existence today. I 1256 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:52,880 Speaker 1: wish you would, man. It's just a real simple thing, 1257 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,640 Speaker 1: you know. And I ain't that dude where you know, 1258 01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:58,720 Speaker 1: look you look at me, and I'm always shouting or 1259 01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:01,600 Speaker 1: got my hands up praying or telling you this and 1260 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:04,040 Speaker 1: telling you that I'm not that. I'm not that person. 1261 01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:07,720 Speaker 1: But boy, I got a real good relationship with it though, 1262 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:11,240 Speaker 1: I really do, and it's personal and it gets me 1263 01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:14,400 Speaker 1: through every crisis I've ever had in my life. If 1264 01:22:14,439 --> 01:22:17,280 Speaker 1: you follow my career and you know me from this 1265 01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:19,560 Speaker 1: radio show like I have fans man who listened to 1266 01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:22,160 Speaker 1: this radio show every day. If you know me as 1267 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:28,360 Speaker 1: a person, you've seen me survive some Hella hits. You've 1268 01:22:28,479 --> 01:22:33,360 Speaker 1: seen them come for me. I've seen y'all defend me, 1269 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,120 Speaker 1: the real people that really love me and know my 1270 01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:38,920 Speaker 1: spirit in my heart. And you've watched them haters come 1271 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:45,719 Speaker 1: for me. And you've watched every single time he picked 1272 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:50,320 Speaker 1: me up, set me on solid pathways and directions, dust 1273 01:22:50,439 --> 01:22:52,519 Speaker 1: me off, and next thing you know, I'm rolling again. 1274 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,519 Speaker 1: You've seen them and heard them write me off over 1275 01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:59,360 Speaker 1: and over and over, and every time you look up. 1276 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:05,080 Speaker 1: I keep it because that God I served, that merciful, forgiving, 1277 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:10,559 Speaker 1: loving understanding. God has promised me that he would never 1278 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:14,040 Speaker 1: leave me, and you know what, he ain't ever in 1279 01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:18,040 Speaker 1: my darkest moments, he has never ever left me. He 1280 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,280 Speaker 1: has been the one constant thing I can count on 1281 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,160 Speaker 1: my entire life. What he's done for me, he will 1282 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:25,280 Speaker 1: do for you. All you got to do is talk 1283 01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:29,960 Speaker 1: to him and confided him. Get your relationship with God. 1284 01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:32,519 Speaker 1: He loved to hear from you. Talk to him. He 1285 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,160 Speaker 1: really would love to hear from me, and he don't 1286 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:46,120 Speaker 1: care to This better for All Steve Harvey contests No 1287 01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:49,680 Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US 1288 01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:53,240 Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For 1289 01:23:53,439 --> 01:23:57,679 Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening 1290 01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:59,720 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Warning Show.