WEBVTT - Substitute Teacher is Sick 

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Danielle tells us this is a very mysterious phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so mysterious.

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<v Speaker 1>We may not play it right. Okay, So here's what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I called, and I set this up ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 1>But it cannot use names of who's in the call

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<v Speaker 1>because it involves a school, it involves teachers on a secretary,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a lot of things to protect. So just play, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just play it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here's the phone tap we know nothing about from

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<v Speaker 2>daniel here you hello Middlepool.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name, Yes she it's Danielle from Elvis's show. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>que hey is the principal in the office. Oh yes

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<v Speaker 1>he is. Okay, So what I want you to do

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<v Speaker 1>is just tell him that you have the substitute on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. But I don't sound right, So just say

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<v Speaker 1>to him, you know, I don't know you may want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to her ahead of time. Okay, So set

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<v Speaker 1>it up like that and then hand him the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, great, I will it's not I got the substitute

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<v Speaker 3>on the phone, but she.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of sound sick. I'm gonna pass you trail.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Yeah, hi, this is this is a band elavin.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming in tomorrow to cover the class those history class.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to confirm what time I have to

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<v Speaker 1>be there. I'm so excited. I can't wait to come

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<v Speaker 1>in and teach the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well, Terrific, you sound a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit under the weather, though, No, I'm fine. I have Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have these horrible allergies for some reason. It hits

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<v Speaker 1>me at different times during the year. Yeah, but I'm okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Terrific. You know, we actually had a bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>illnesses going around and I'm just kind of a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit concerned. Well, you know, I'm sure you're great and

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<v Speaker 3>well definitely want to use you, but I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 3>if tomorrow will be a good day for you be

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<v Speaker 3>coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no problem. If I have the sneeze,

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<v Speaker 1>I turn my head. If I have to cough, alter

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<v Speaker 1>by head, I won't cough for the kids, and they'll do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll right away when I commit, I'll say, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I have an allergy. I just letting you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I mean, I appreciate that, but you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're going to be costing me.

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<v Speaker 3>Saving just get better listening to yourself. Listen, you need

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<v Speaker 3>to you to the doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Or something, because no, I don't need to go to

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<v Speaker 1>a doctor. The doctors allergies don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not being clear here.

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<v Speaker 3>You cannot come in. You are sick. I have students

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<v Speaker 3>that cannot leave, cannot be sick. Okay, when I work

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<v Speaker 3>at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Club at night, they don't have this problem.

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<v Speaker 3>You work at the club at night.

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<v Speaker 2>Well wow, okay, Well I'm not exactly sure then that

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<v Speaker 2>a school is the correction.

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<v Speaker 1>Why there's a day job at a night job. It's

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<v Speaker 1>two different things.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well it sounds like you're a little bit overextended

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, die, I'm not. I finished the club at like

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<v Speaker 1>two or three. I couple, I take a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a nap, but I come in and I teach

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<v Speaker 1>the kids. I already have my lesson Bland ready.

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<v Speaker 2>To go in.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything that's I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think you're just discriminating against.

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<v Speaker 2>Strippers a night for all.

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<v Speaker 3>I can you know you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a problem that I take my clothes off at

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<v Speaker 1>night and that I want to teach the kids that's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>But I haven't seen anything like that. Okay, all I

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<v Speaker 2>said was that you're sick.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to get better. I have you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the middle of the school there kids. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to give.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids a lap dance or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that clearer.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to come in at seven thirty tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you are not there. There's no position for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not come in.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you came down to the club tonight and

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<v Speaker 1>you see what I do, and then you would know

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<v Speaker 1>that tomorrow I'm not going to do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I have students coming in. I need to start my day.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have time to babysit.

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<v Speaker 2>You on the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't need to be.

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<v Speaker 1>A babysitting I'm fine. I just don't I just have

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<v Speaker 1>a cold. I mean not a cold. Maybe I just

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<v Speaker 1>have allergies.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't need to be babysitted whatever. I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>you should be in the classroom.

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<v Speaker 1>You give me a break. I made one stupid mistake

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<v Speaker 1>with my verbiage.

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<v Speaker 3>Why didn't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Fly in another district?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I could tell you. You're actually on the radio

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<v Speaker 1>and this is just a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on? What is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Danielle from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show

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<v Speaker 1>and you got phone tapped. Happy early birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you're fighting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is great.

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<v Speaker 2>My heart is racing here.

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<v Speaker 1>See Elvis duran as phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>all participates.

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<v Speaker 1>See Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show.