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Speaker 1: I listened to The Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot. Here's a funky introduction. I say,

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Speaker 1: tell your mother, tell your father, said a telegram. I'm

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Speaker 1: like an engineer because you shit ill last long. My

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Speaker 1: who was never ever because it's him's wrong.

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Speaker 2: Now if you stay my stylears like this where you're

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Speaker 2: dead wrong. I say the body in Elseagundo didn't push

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Speaker 2: it along. You be a fool to reply that fife,

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Speaker 2: it's not the man because you know and I know

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Speaker 2: that you know who I am.

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Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to The Black Guy Tells podcast. Your host

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Speaker 3: Rod ed Karen and we're back man on a Tuesday

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Speaker 3: last show of twenty thirteen.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well we are going out with a big, big bang.

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Speaker 4: And I was so excited and Roger told me it

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Speaker 4: was you guys, because y'all are like my favorite people.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, yes, we got to do it right.

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Speaker 5: So Karen, before I can even introduce him.

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Speaker 3: Just my bad, I had, you know whatever, it's end

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Speaker 3: of the year.

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Speaker 5: Who gives fuck?

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Speaker 3: Right? No, I don't. It's time to mix it up.

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Speaker 3: But we have two comedians. You guys should be familiar

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Speaker 3: with them before. If you were listening to after Black

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Speaker 3: on twelve for a while. I know you guys are like,

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Speaker 3: oh yeah, man, whatever happened to them? And then if

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Speaker 3: you are already subscribe, what you should be to the

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Speaker 3: Ratchet Hatchet on iTunes and Stitcher and all that good stuff,

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Speaker 3: you should already know that they've been back for a while.

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Speaker 3: Like I wanna say, you guys are what five episodes in.

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Speaker 2: Episodes?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 3: It's comedians Josh Homer and Jess Wood of the Ratchet

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Speaker 3: Hatchet podcast. You can find them at Josh Homer dot com,

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Speaker 3: Jesswood dot com. You can find jess Wood on Twitter

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Speaker 3: the jess Wood and you can find Josh Homer Josh

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Speaker 3: Homers That simple guys be their friends on Facebook and

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Speaker 3: see what kind of stuff they talk about in every

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Speaker 3: day lives too. Man, that's what I did too. So

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Speaker 3: first of all, man, what's up y'all? How y'all doing?

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Speaker 1: Very happy to be here? Oh my god, I love

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Speaker 1: you guys.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, right, A huge fan right back at you.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 3: It's cool to have people that you're fans of and

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Speaker 3: you can be fans back of them, and yeah, you know,

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Speaker 3: like that's a cool feeling. Man. Also, it's cool because

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Speaker 3: like I said, I see y'll guys on Facebook and stuff.

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Speaker 3: So it's more than just like, oh, they had this

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Speaker 3: opinion on the show. It's also like, oh, Josh doesn't

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Speaker 3: tell his son about Christmas because the ego maniac. And

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Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, that's what it's all.

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Speaker 5: Behind the scenes, behind the scenes.

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Speaker 3: How you guys liking kind of podcasting on your own

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Speaker 3: because before the setup was like you walk in and

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Speaker 3: you know, you record, and then it it magically appears

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Speaker 3: and then you do it yourself, and it's like first

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Speaker 1: At this age is going on here, I should just

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Speaker 2: I mean, when we were in the other network, all

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Speaker 2: and then you know, just show up at work.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: All I talked about was dick sucking horses and you know,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely a like it's always a work in progress, right,

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Speaker 5: Like, but when you're also responsible for like yeah, and.

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Speaker 3: Then the audio skips out here, completely different like level

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Speaker 1: Fun and Josh, just kids anything. It's me. I'm I'm alone,

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Speaker 5: Well, I have to I have to say personally, man,

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Speaker 5: I'm extremely proud of you.

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Speaker 3: I remember when we did it. Yeah, it seems so

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Speaker 3: it's on the internet. Thank you. I won't subscribe to that, right,

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Speaker 3: it's been like a victory for everybody, man, and then

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Speaker 4: What else was I going online about people fucking inanimate

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Speaker 1: I know, and you think you guys went crazy. You

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Speaker 1: should see. This is how I get all my ship out.

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Speaker 1: This is how I get my angst out and my

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Speaker 1: I'm talk to me about wonder fucking horse quick because

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta ask now, John.

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Speaker 3: I can't. It's hard to read Joss because he's so

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Speaker 3: If it comes back, it comes back. If not, I'm good. Like,

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Speaker 3: what were you thinking, man, I was I missed it?

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Speaker 2: I missed, you know, just talking to Jess about this

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Speaker 3: It's crazy, right, Yes, everybody thinks that you're the crazy one.

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Speaker 4: When you gonna know if there's people actually act here

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Speaker 4: to want to hear this now looking at you, like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we tell me.

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Speaker 2: the you know, the time at the other network was

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Yes, yes, it is a lot of dick

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Speaker 1: to get the money to do this. Lying I don't

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Speaker 1: have a job right now. I got an extra dick

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Speaker 1: sucking because I suck a lot of dick and home,

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Speaker 1: you know how a lovely man at home, Charlie. But

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Speaker 3: But it's a lot of it's a lot of behind

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Speaker 3: I guess, I guess you would like people to hear you,

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Speaker 3: you said, you do have to get the sucking those digs.

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Speaker 5: You just gotta do what you gotta do.

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Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, you're my hero, you're my leader.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you learned from the best because I put

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Speaker 4: him out there on the stroll and he works very hard.

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Speaker 3: I just show up and count the dollar bills, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you guys looking, you guys can't see on

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Speaker 3: the camera She's like literally right over my shoulder the whole.

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Speaker 5: Time, Like, get that money.

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Speaker 3: I'm then they right behind the cameras. Don't show it,

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Speaker 3: but I'm right behind these podcast dollars, this code outside,

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Speaker 3: get back the work. I don't care about the weather.

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Speaker 3: But the other the other thing too, that I specifically

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Speaker 3: really enjoy about you guys show is it's probably the

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Speaker 3: articles we cover and more like. But normally I feel

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Speaker 5: How's your Christmas? And y'all doing anything for New Year's?

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Speaker 5: Your ass at home or whatever.

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Speaker 3: You know, there's no Thanksgiving movies coming on, and shit,

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Speaker 5: It is going to make you celebrated. You don't have

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Speaker 3: Regardless if you want to or not.

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Speaker 4: Christmas is the only holiday that right after it, the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too much of a consumer hall It just

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Speaker 2: That's the holiday Homemark doesn't want you to right, they

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Speaker 3: Now, Jess, what about you? Did you do anything for Christmas?

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Speaker 3: I mean other than the brownies? And okay, no gifts

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a couple of gifts. He took me

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a sex toy can and uh is often a

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Speaker 3: Like I don't want to I don't want to blow it,

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Speaker 2: Nothing about that.

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Speaker 3: So what about New Year's? You guys do anything for.

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Speaker 2: I'm one of the few comedians who I take off

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Speaker 3: It is that like a New Year's is like big,

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Speaker 4: I believe that, Yeah, because a lot of people go

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Speaker 3: Everybody their minds are the places trying to fuck. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: You know, they're not They're not really concerned about you

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Speaker 5: What about you, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna all right, oh boy, all right, y'all. Every

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Speaker 5: This is exactly why I only don't talk to and

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Speaker 4: of us sit through for no damn reason at all.

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Speaker 4: You must have slept doing the party. I tell you

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Speaker 4: not to talk about, not to mention.

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Speaker 5: There's like thirty seven things you can be doing at

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Speaker 5: midnight for New Year's.

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Speaker 3: Church is not the only thing.

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Speaker 5: She couldn't have just been like, so, uh, what are

444
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Speaker 5: you gonna do? Then go to a party?

445
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Speaker 3: Like that would have been fine. I'd be fine talking

446
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Speaker 3: about why I don't like going to parties. Instead I

447
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Speaker 3: had talking about I don't go to church, and then

448
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,040
Speaker 3: everything wasn't the same, and then I think.

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Speaker 4: For me, and a lot of it is because I'm old.

450
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Speaker 4: I know folks get drunk, and folks drink and drive,

451
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Speaker 4: and I'm like, fuck mad, I want to be in

452
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Speaker 4: the house. If you're gonna get me, you're gonna have

453
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Speaker 4: to crash in my house. That's the only way you

454
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Speaker 4: gonna get me.

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Speaker 3: At midnight, we.

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Speaker 2: See in New York all the subways are free. Yeah

457
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Speaker 2: on New Year's why you doesn't cost you any So

458
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Speaker 2: it's easy to do.

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Speaker 3: And all you gotta do is probably stand in some

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Speaker 3: cuge or something. But that's probably pretty normal. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A good friend of mine, he got so drunk. He

462
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Speaker 2: had on a rugby sweater and he was just like,

463
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Speaker 2: and I threw up inside his sweater and wore that

464
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Speaker 2: ship home.

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Speaker 4: Wow, I'm so drunk.

466
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Speaker 2: He was so drunk. Shout out to Adrian, A dude.

467
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Speaker 2: He was so drunk that he just didn't care. He

468
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Speaker 2: didn't care till the next day.

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Speaker 3: You know what, man, I'm judging. And I don't know why,

470
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Speaker 3: because I threw up in a air conditioning one time, uh,

471
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Speaker 3: and and on my clothes and I slept and then

472
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Speaker 3: I took a cold shower and slept in just my

473
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Speaker 3: boxers on a bed with no sheets because I thrown over,

474
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Speaker 3: thrown up on all that ship too.

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Speaker 5: So I've been low places.

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Speaker 1: That's the booze. That's the booze.

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 1: I was in the Bronx one New Year's and the

479
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Speaker 1: Bronx with this Puerto Rican dude that I knew. His

480
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Speaker 1: name was Juice and his dog was named Robert. That's

481
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Speaker 1: very real.

482
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Speaker 3: And in the last Puerto Rican put the answer in

483
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Speaker 3: the question.

484
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Speaker 1: Apartment, and all I remember is being in his kitchen,

485
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Speaker 1: and then the party went in the kitchen and all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, everyone's like yo, five minutes, five minutes,

487
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Speaker 1: and and all of a sudden, somebody came to the

488
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Speaker 1: outside window. Were on the ground floor. Somebody showed up

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Speaker 1: with the outside window and just started tossing guns into

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Speaker 1: the kitchen, and people were like, ah, yeah, like jumping

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Speaker 1: on one.

492
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Speaker 3: Let me get one, let me get one, and everybody

493
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Speaker 3: would get one.

494
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Speaker 1: And like loaded, loaded, loaded. And then at midnight everybody

495
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Speaker 1: just stuck their hand the hand out the window.

496
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Speaker 2: And just blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

497
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Speaker 1: And I was like, Eh, this is awesome. No, I

498
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Speaker 1: was like, oh, it's cool.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 3: I saw I saw the movie Once upon a Time

501
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Speaker 3: in Mexico, and they did that as celebrating in Mexico

502
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 3: is like New Year's that's how they celebrate. And then,

503
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Speaker 3: like I don't know, twenty thirty minutes later in the movie,

504
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,159
Speaker 3: bullets started just coming down everywhere, Like so I got

505
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Speaker 3: hit in the head with the bullet. Like I was

506
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Speaker 3: just like, oh, yeah, I guess the law of physics. Yeah,

507
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 3: that's a good point. Yeah, they got to come back down. Yeah, yeah, we.

508
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Speaker 1: Right, we were in the kitchen out the windows.

509
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they had they had thought about it. Dad

510
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 3: thought about it. And I mean, who you gonna charge

511
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,640
Speaker 3: your murder? Right, how you gonna find which gun?

512
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Speaker 5: Who shot it?

513
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 3: Like it's it's a perfect crime if you want to

514
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Speaker 3: kill somebody, I mean, and you can aim that well.

515
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Speaker 1: We always end up having a perfect crime, right, right,

516
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Speaker 1: And then later the bullets don't come straight down.

517
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Speaker 3: You gotta be like a physics genius. Now I'm not

518
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 3: saying it's easy, No, it's gonna be extremely and you

519
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 3: need to know where that motherfucker will be standing, yeah

520
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 3: exactly when that bullet lands. I mean it's hard, but uh, you.

521
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Speaker 1: Know, just stagger a little to keep up with the bullets, right.

522
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 3: It also keeps them from being suspicious where you're like,

523
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Speaker 3: just stand on this X man for like ten minutes

524
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Speaker 3: right here. Just don't worry about it. This is what

525
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Speaker 3: the best party is gonna happen in ten minutes. Just

526
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Speaker 3: wait man. Well look, this is the Blackout Tests podcast

527
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 3: and of course we're comedy podcasts, do this five days

528
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Speaker 3: a week, and the model of the show is nothing's

529
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Speaker 3: wrong if it's funny. And I forgot to say that

530
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Speaker 3: this is it's time for tippies. Can Yes, we have

531
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Speaker 3: our awards every year. It's our second year doing the awards,

532
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Speaker 3: and it has a post on the website, the Blackout

533
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Speaker 3: Tests dot com and you guys can nominate stuff. Now,

534
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Speaker 3: you know, this is the time where if you you know,

535
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Speaker 3: had an episode where we talked about something that you

536
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Speaker 3: thought was really funny, we had a good impression of somebody,

537
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Speaker 3: and even the premium show. If you guys liked something

538
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,959
Speaker 3: we did on the premium show for our premium members

539
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Speaker 3: and you need us to play a clip or something,

540
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Speaker 3: just let us know what show and I'll try to

541
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Speaker 3: figure out how to get.

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Speaker 5: To the part with the clip. And we'll play it.

543
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Speaker 3: When we do our awards and we'll have votes on

544
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Speaker 3: it and uh, you know, but right now is the

545
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Speaker 3: time to nominate everything. Just go to the Blackout tips

546
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Speaker 3: dot com and it's on the front front page right now.

547
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Speaker 3: So the categories are all pretty much the same, except

548
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Speaker 3: this year we're adding favorite new Guest as a group

549
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Speaker 3: or individual, and you know that everything else is the same.

550
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Speaker 3: Funniest moment, best argument, best interview, best episode, you know,

551
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Speaker 3: best guest individual, best guest is a group, and best impressions,

552
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Speaker 3: uh stuff of that nature.

553
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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: So you know we would love to have you know,

555
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Speaker 5: have you guys chime in like you did last year?

556
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Speaker 3: Yes, also aspiring.

557
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Speaker 1: Can I just say you're so inspiring.

558
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Speaker 4: Jesus fun of us and you listening to two people

559
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Speaker 4: right now that you can nominate, just to let y'all know.

560
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, these people can be the best new guest

561
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Speaker 3: I think you know, Ratchet Hatchett this is the first

562
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Speaker 3: time you know, as a podcast being on the show,

563
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 3: and individuals yep, and they could also be best Guest individual, man,

564
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Speaker 3: So go back on the still all of the shows

565
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Speaker 3: of this year. Yep. Also, while you're there, you can

566
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Speaker 3: do stuff like sign up to be a premium member.

567
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Speaker 3: You can donate to the show. You can leave comments

568
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Speaker 3: voting the polls, leave comments on your votes in the polls.

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Speaker 3: It gets that serious. Sometimes. We will be doing a

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Speaker 3: feedback show this Saturday. This is the last show for

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Speaker 3: this week. We're already getting a lot of feedback in

572
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Speaker 3: from some of the stuff we talked about the last

573
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Speaker 3: couple of episodes anyway, so I'm assuming that's gonna be

574
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Speaker 3: a pretty long show.

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Speaker 5: But make sure you guys get your feedback in. We

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Speaker 5: do want to hear from you.

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Speaker 3: Shit, we don't care. Maybe we're the worst show ever

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Speaker 4: Them New Year's resolutions, and y'all know, y'all gonna be

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Speaker 3: The YMCA's and gym memberships. You need them. Headphones, You're

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Speaker 3: How are we almost gonna make you die when you're

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Speaker 4: You know, you gotta have it in because if people

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Speaker 3: It's fine. Or also, guys, if you you know, it's

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Speaker 3: good for your core to laugh, you know, makes you strong. Right,

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Speaker 3: First thing first, this one caused so much drama on

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Speaker 3: my Twitter timeline to day.

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Speaker 5: I went to sleep, like I took a nap. I

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Speaker 5: woke up and I was like, what the fuck is

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Speaker 5: going on?

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Speaker 3: People were mentioning me, and uh, you know a friend

640
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Speaker 3: of the show at this point real like, I like

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Speaker 3: person that I look up to, Fonte little brother, you know,

642
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Speaker 3: someone we met in real life. Yes, it's a cool person. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: someone we met after criticizing one of his CDs and

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Speaker 3: he was still okay with us, which you know, was

645
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Speaker 3: a miracle in my opinion, Like, yes, that whole thing

646
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Speaker 3: was gonna go bad.

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Speaker 5: Me too, because like, so you ain't like my album?

648
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Speaker 5: Mom was like, fuck, how'd you know?

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Speaker 3: What told you? But uh, you know, like and it

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Speaker 3: was cool too, man, because I don't think it happens

651
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Speaker 3: enough in real life. But like I actually went back

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Speaker 3: and listened again and like really, cause I'm like, I

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Speaker 3: guess it is weird that I like five of someone's

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655
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Speaker 3: little bit weird. It's kind of like if I liked

656
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 3: Dave Chappelle, but then I'm like this stand up right here, though,

657
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 3: I just don't fuck with it at all. I was like, well,

658
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 3: I like a lot of shit that he did before this,

659
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 3: like it's probably something about it that I like.

660
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 5: So I went back and listened, and I actually do

661
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 5: like it. Man, I think I just don't like that.

662
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 3: He was going through a time, I believe, and uh,

663
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 3: he still wants to come on the show and like

664
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 3: have his recon ind and talk about it. But my

665
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 3: theory is he was going through a time involving the ladies,

666
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 3: and some of the things that he said were he

667
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 3: was very hurt and he was coming from a place of,

668
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 3: you know, dealing with pain, and I was like, I

669
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 3: don't do pain.

670
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 5: I skipped it.

671
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 3: So you know, we uh we worked it out, you

672
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 3: know what I mean. So I saw people on Twitter,

673
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 3: and this is one of the best and worst thing

674
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 3: about Twitter. They're putting him in the mentions with me,

675
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 3: which you know, is like not cool.

676
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 5: Really, oh, it's not.

677
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 3: At all, especially if you're a fan of the show

678
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 3: and you know already that we're cool and all this.

679
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 5: They were like, Rod, you were totally right about Fonte.

680
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 5: He is crazy, and I'm like, I.

681
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 4: Never said that, Like I don't like, I definitely don't

682
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 4: remember saying that. I just remember saying that wasn't my

683
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 4: favorite album.

684
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 3: Yes, but we play his music and all that stuff.

685
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 3: So I don't understand this connection with making here guys. Yeah,

686
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 3: so you know it's not R Kelly. Like if you

687
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 3: said Rod, you're right. R Kelly is a pedophile, I'll

688
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 3: be like, well, motherfucker, I've been Yeah, yeah, you can't

689
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,479
Speaker 3: piss on kids and not be called a pedophile.

690
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 5: Right, But so so you know, a few and a

691
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 5: few morties happen.

692
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 3: One dude hit me up and said, and you called

693
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 3: it on the show, You're right, this dude is blah

694
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 3: blah blah. And I was like, wait a minute. Then

695
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 3: you unfollow me and call me a social path one time, Like,

696
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: how we this is a terrible way to make up

697
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 3: by breaking up my new friendship. You never even apologized

698
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 3: for that. How you just gonna come back anyway? So

699
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 3: what happened was Fonte tweeted out an article called There's

700
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 3: no Room for Anything Mainly Now. Feminist writer Camille Paglia

701
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 3: speaks out against the loss of masculine virtues and its

702
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 3: negative impact on society. And he was basically like, hey,

703
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 3: this is a good read. She's gonna catch a lot

704
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 3: of flak for, but you know, I agree. And then

705
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 3: someone hit him up and was like, so you think

706
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: feminism is bad for black women or something, and he

707
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 3: was like, uh, yeah, because we have bigger fish to

708
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 3: fry or something like that. It's kind of like an

709
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 3: entitled white woman type thing. And we've had this discussion

710
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 3: on the show before with other people like who felt

711
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 3: this way. I don't agree they felt that way. They

712
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 3: were like and and you know women black women actually

713
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 3: that were like, fuck feminism. I'm a womanist or I'm

714
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 3: an equalist or you know, don't call me that ship

715
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 3: that's what the white women do. And I'm like, I

716
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 3: don't want have problems. Y'all can be whatever the fuck

717
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 3: you won't to. Yeah, I'm not forcing no labels, own nobody,

718
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 3: and I don't want nothing from me. Like I just

719
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 3: don't know.

720
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, n I hate labels.

721
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 4: We have to have.

722
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 3: I don't know.

723
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: It's like having a type, you know what I mean.

724
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to fuck a lot of different people.

725
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 3: Is that bad.

726
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: Should I just have one type that.

727
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 2: I want to fuck a lot of people, But I

728
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: still have a type. There are certain I would fun

729
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 2: almost anybody. If I was not married, I would fuck

730
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 2: almost anybody, but there's a certain type that would be

731
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 2: more likely to fuck.

732
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 3: I feel like my sexual attraction is definitely like the

733
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 3: Rainbow coalition, you know what I mean? Like anything pretty much? Uh,

734
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 3: we'll just do like it's you know what I mean,

735
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 3: Like I don't like I think maybe like a body

736
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 3: type sometimes, but sometimes it's different things like the way

737
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 3: someone talks or like the things they say, like all

738
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 3: kinds of shit, man like, But I guess people do

739
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 3: have a type.

740
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 5: I don't really have a type, honestly, I'm more like Jess.

741
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 3: But I guess, like what you label yourself something like

742
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: I'm a feminist, I'm this on that. I don't mind.

743
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 3: You can be whatever the fuck you want to be.

744
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 3: But then I watch people argue about these labels all day,

745
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 3: like some people, and that's what turns a lot of

746
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 3: people off. Yeah, and I think that becomes what people

747
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 3: think the label is, you know, like yeah, oh, when

748
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 3: you say feminists, I think of twenty seven women I

749
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 3: know who argue all day about who is and who

750
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 3: isn't a feminist, and they have different causes, and they

751
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: have different things they support or don't support.

752
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 4: You know.

753
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 3: Just we've been reading album Beyonce's album Think Pieces for

754
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 3: like two weeks now, and it's amazing how many different

755
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 3: people who are, like, I'm a feminist, completely different then

756
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 3: the last lady you know, and you know, and it's

757
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 3: and it keeps going. So I kind of was like,

758
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 3: I guess I can understand him having that perspective. It's

759
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 3: not mine, but I don't find it to be the

760
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 3: worst thing in the world. And uh yeah, people like

761
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 3: it's so so anyway, so I went and read this

762
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 3: article and uh, I'll just read some of it, and

763
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 3: I kind of agree with some of the stuff she's saying.

764
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 3: I think it does suck that that that like men

765
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 3: are being kind of shamed out of certain areas and

766
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 3: like manly quote unquote manliness, And I don't mean like

767
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 3: the negative, like you can't cry because you're a man,

768
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 3: but like, you know, little shit, like it's okay call

769
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 3: someone dick, but it's not okay call someone a punt,

770
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 3: a pussy or a cunt. You know what. I mean, like,

771
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 3: why why do we get to shame my body part,

772
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 3: you know, suck my dick that.

773
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: I got a lot of shusy on the Yeah, And

774
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 1: I didn't understand because as a lady. He's like, no,

775
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: because you're a woman and you should understand that pussy

776
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: and you're making And I never understood. I was like,

777
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: I just like it. I just like the way it

778
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: sounds good, it sounds right.

779
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 3: And I got one.

780
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got one. I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna

781
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: wield it.

782
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 3: Yes, And it's and it's like, also, there's more than

783
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 3: one way to view stuff like, it's not only just like, well,

784
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 3: obviously you're wrong because you said pussy, Like, well, maybe

785
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 3: you think pussy is empowering, or maybe you think it's

786
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 3: shameful to pretend that it's weak if you say, you

787
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 3: know what I mean to be like, oh, you say

788
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 3: pussy in a weak way where women can't take that.

789
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 5: They obviously are the weaker gender who need to be

790
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 5: protected from this.

791
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 3: Now if you want to say dick, men can take

792
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 3: it because their men and they're supposed to be strong, Like,

793
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 3: I can understand more than one perspective on it, and uh,

794
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 3: which is why you know, I kind of like allow

795
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 3: people to do whatever the fuck they want to because

796
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 3: I like hearing different perspective, and I guess.

797
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 4: From my perspective, and this is how I feel. It's

798
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,959
Speaker 4: like I wish a woman had something as I won't

799
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 4: say it's max skillent, but like it's insulting it suck

800
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 4: my dick, because you know, if you say eat my pussy,

801
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 4: somebody lives might take you up on an offer, which

802
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 4: is what you don't want, you know.

803
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get the opposite response, You're like, no, I

804
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 3: mean it as an insult.

805
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 2: I do not.

806
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 4: I don't want a date, sir, so you know, but

807
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 4: it's something about when you say that, it's almost like

808
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 4: an insult, you know.

809
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 3: So I wish there was something kind of equal.

810
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 4: To that that you could just say, that's just so insulting,

811
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 4: because you could say, kissing my ass. Somebody might take

812
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 4: you up on that offer. So it's one of the

813
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 4: things be like, god, damn it, I don't have anything.

814
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just.

815
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I think, I mean, I think society is

816
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 3: established that suck your dick.

817
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 5: Suck my dick? Is he you know, pretty much go

818
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 5: to move there at this point.

819
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you just be you just be like

820
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 3: fucking up the flow if you switched it up in

821
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 3: the middle, and then you have to explain it, like

822
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 3: you couldn't just get away with like oh, really, well

823
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 3: eat my pussy and be like what, well what I

824
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 3: mean by that? It's the same. It's suck my dick.

825
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 5: Think about it.

826
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 3: Everybody's like, yeah, I don't feel insulted anymore.

827
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 4: No, I don't feel assaulted. In fact, in fact, I'm

828
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 4: gonna go fuck my girl.

829
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 3: Thank you for I do have something I need to

830
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 3: take care of. It might end a lot of arguments

831
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 3: now I think about it. I gotta go.

832
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: We're trying to be hard, you know, right, do it?

833
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: Let it hard. She sounds like she.

834
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 3: Really wanted it.

835
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is true.

836
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 3: A lot of dudes would be like.

837
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 5: Right now.

838
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: But yeah, so she now the other thing like she

839
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 3: also defended like the dude from Duck Dynasty, uh, and

840
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 3: his right to be ignorant because you know, you have

841
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 3: the freedom of speech, which is true, although you don't

842
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 3: have freedom of job. I mean, I think everybody knows

843
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 3: that jobs are optional, you know, but it does feel

844
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 3: like and you know, with this show man, it's always

845
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 3: like this fine line where I do feel like people

846
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 3: want to have everything like bubble wrap, but yes they do. Like,

847
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 3: you know, you can't ever be offended. You can't ever

848
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 3: feel uncomfortable. You can't ever have someone with a different

849
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 3: opinion around you. And I wouldn't feel comfortable like having

850
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 3: the kind of show where it's just like, oh, Fante

851
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 3: said he doesn't think feminism is good for black people.

852
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 3: Oh well fuck him, uh back, he's an asshole. Now

853
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 3: I do rate his album, Like, so yeah, y'all keep

854
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 3: me out of this shit.

855
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 5: That's all.

856
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 3: PSA. Plus, this is the same you know, it's funny.

857
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 3: This is the same show where I was like, I

858
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 3: remember someone was getting mad because there was like a

859
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 3: lot of there were black feminists that were like mad.

860
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 3: They were like someone said hunt and that is a

861
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 3: terrible word that hurts women and shit, And I was like,

862
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 3: black people don't grow up with the word hunt. That's

863
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 3: white people. Shit. You know, that'd be like a white

864
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 3: person writing an article about nigger, Like we don't use

865
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 3: that really, Like, I mean, you can adopt it. I

866
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: guess if you want to like be offended by some

867
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 3: new Growing up as a child, it was pussy I

868
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 3: didn't hear.

869
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 5: Count until I got HBO pornography yes, and was like, right, yes.

870
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 4: You know, and that's that's the same thing with Yes,

871
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 4: that's the same thing with cock. I never heard cock.

872
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 4: It was always dick her penis. So it's one of

873
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 4: those things where it's like, oh, that's what cocked me,

874
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 4: not cock fighting.

875
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

876
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 5: I was like, that ain't our ship, man, But okay,

877
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 5: be mad. I don't know. I can't tell you stop

878
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 5: being mad.

879
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 3: Speaking of the mad man I think is your Twitter

880
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 3: things say don't follow me, I'm an assholey, don't fucking

881
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 3: follow me. They don't read, they don't read.

882
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: Nobody knows how to read anymore.

883
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 3: Nobody cares. Man, I'm appalled at your commentary. I'm like,

884
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 3: I am a terrible human being though, And I'll let

885
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 3: you know up front. Yeah, you went past the sound

886
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 3: on the door and then got mad. What you got

887
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 3: in there anyway exactly? And also I'm not gonna be

888
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 3: saying Fante after I just made it over with Fante

889
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 3: that is ridiculous. That's crazy, Brod, come get involved in

890
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 3: this fight. No, no, y'all handled that. I hate dinner

891
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 3: with that man, and we talked about stories of hip

892
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 3: hop people that I had never heard personal stories about

893
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 3: them before. We had a good time and we shared

894
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 3: disdain for sons and anarchy and the writing for black characters.

895
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 3: I can't hate that, man. I'm sorry, guys, it's too late.

896
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 3: I'm tainted them biased. Robin Roberts apparently made big news.

897
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 3: She came out and acknowledged her same sex relationship in

898
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 3: a post that she made on Facebook Sunday.

899
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 5: And I don't mean to sound weird or anything, but I.

900
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 3: Thought, did y'all think she was already out the closet?

901
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 3: Is that just me? I did? Yeah, I kind of

902
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 3: already did.

903
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 2: I know?

904
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 4: She just signed like the second largest contract for like

905
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 4: a morning person like personality, like what twenty two to

906
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 4: twenty something million dollars a year.

907
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 3: It's just one of those things where I already thought

908
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 3: that she was out.

909
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 4: So but I guess for a lot of people, unless

910
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 4: you say it, they don't really pay attention. Because it's

911
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 4: one of those things where she didn't really come out

912
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 4: and say I'm married. She didn't really talk about, you know,

913
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 4: her gay life. She couple lot of that stuff. And

914
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 4: it's people that I married that keep out of stuff private.

915
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 3: But It's one of those.

916
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 4: Things where she was one of the people where it

917
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 4: was almost she was asexual almost to an extent when

918
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 4: it came to that type of thing. It wasn't like

919
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 4: she talked about that everybody went through her cancer and

920
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 4: all that stuff, but you did.

921
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 3: But that's about as personal as she got with it.

922
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 3: So I kind of already thought. But I'm glad and

923
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 3: I'm happy for.

924
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 2: I was never confused about Robin's sexuality, even before she

925
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 2: had cancer, and you know, she had to get a

926
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 2: short haircut and everything, she still had like a lesbian perm.

927
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: You know.

928
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys remember that I do,

929
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,280
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, I like her. I congratulations.

930
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 6: She and Jodie Foster are very similar, you know, where

931
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 6: they're kind of just hardcore and they're private and you

932
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 6: don't ever hear, like Karen saying, you don't ever hear

933
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 6: them talk about marriage, don't ever hear him talk.

934
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: About a man or anything like that. And you just figured,

935
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: you know what, that lady's dad let her do her thing. Yeah,

936
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: I was not.

937
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 2: Robin looks like she used to play in the w

938
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 2: n B A she does.

939
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 1: I was.

940
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: I was just about to say her and Cheryl Miller

941
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 3: give me to say the Reggie Miller's sister.

942
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 5: Well, I'm like, oh, yeah, she's probably gay.

943
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: So you see Robin's fingernails are cut real short.

944
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 5: And that's the scene.

945
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 2: That's the sign right there.

946
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 5: See Jess would on it, y'all.

947
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 4: I know.

948
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start now that that has fucked me up

949
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 3: for life, as I will be looking at ladies fingernails

950
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 3: for the rest of my life, like it's kind of crazy.

951
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: Don't make any those squared off nails.

952
00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 3: Bit shut up.

953
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 2: They get the nails done right before, yeah, but then

954
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 2: they lose one and yeah later. I mean, if you

955
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 2: ever want to be disappointed, we'll see those before and

956
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 2: after pictures of porn stars.

957
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,439
Speaker 3: Do you ever want to just oh, man, I've seen

958
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 3: as a as a porn of Sawer. I've seen several those,

959
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 3: and uh, that is the worst. They did an x

960
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 3: MOS of like the top fifty porn stars with and

961
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 3: without makeup and ship.

962
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 5: I was like, no, I'm good.

963
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 2: That's they're breaking people's dreams right there, shattering them.

964
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 3: Yes, that makeup make people look like a whole different person.

965
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,439
Speaker 3: Makeup is amazing, dog bakeup is wonderful. Dude, they took

966
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 3: off the makeup. It's just like what happened to you? Like,

967
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 3: but uh, you know whatever, man, I want to believe

968
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 3: in the dream, so don't tell. Don't tell me what's

969
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 3: behind it. And the thing is, I don't even will

970
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 3: make up, but I support makeup.

971
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 4: Like it's one of those things where if you love

972
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 4: makeup and make up makes you look like a totally

973
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 4: different person, keep putting it on your face.

974
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 5: Yeah don't.

975
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 1: I mean only makeup can try to hide that road

976
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 1: hard and put away wet look. As a fucking look,

977
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: you gotta try. That's a lot of as a foundation

978
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 1: and a base and a powder. That shit's three fucking layers.

979
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 2: What's really creepy is like you watch milk porn, Yeah,

980
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: and they look like you know, porn stars, But then

981
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 2: they take off the makeup and they really look like

982
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,959
Speaker 2: somebody's mom, right, really like they're in Aisle four buying

983
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:28,720
Speaker 2: lucky charms.

984
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 3: You know what.

985
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: I sent my mama outfit for Christmas, and she called

986
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: me and I sent her like leggings and a sweatshirt.

987
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: And my mom's obe. She she's almost four hundred pounds

988
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: and she's like five to five and I sent her

989
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: and she's gonna gonna rock that ship so like a

990
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: cougar Lepard. And she called me and she left the

991
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: messaged Tod Jesse, thank you so much for the outfit.

992
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: Mom's gonna put it on right now, go outside. And

993
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm afraid she might make little money.

994
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 2: A little money, A little money.

995
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: That's a specialty that.

996
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 4: I like.

997
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 2: It is.

998
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that. She like put like a cap

999
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 3: on her dreams and aspiration, like, you know, let's keep

1000
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,919
Speaker 3: it reasonable, guys. I won't got a whole lot of money.

1001
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna just be taking any dicks, you know what.

1002
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 3: And it b b W. Yeah it is okay.

1003
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 4: I'm glad because for forever, you know, I used to

1004
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 4: call them BMW. Don't ask me why I thought that

1005
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 4: she was BMW.

1006
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what that big mediocre women. I

1007
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 5: don't even know what that was.

1008
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: I have no idea beautiful women man ladies like no, no,

1009
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 2: she says.

1010
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 3: She said, Karen said she used to think it used

1011
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 3: to be BMW. I'm like, what you would think that

1012
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 3: was the initial W?

1013
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 5: What would that? Who's what kind of fetish would that V?

1014
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1015
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: She's as a BMW.

1016
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 4: Big Women's in the BMW's anna ride this car, you

1017
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 4: can ride me.

1018
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 3: Like a corn full up to my.

1019
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 5: So yeah, she wrote on Facebook.

1020
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 3: At this moment, I'm at peace and fill with joy

1021
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 3: and gratitude because this she reached her hundred day moused

1022
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 3: one for dealing with a blood marrow transplant. I'm grateful

1023
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 3: to God, my doctors and nurses, and my restored good health,

1024
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 3: she wrote. I'm grateful for my sister Sally and for

1025
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 3: being my donor and giving me the gift or life.

1026
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 3: I'm grateful for my entire family, my longtime girlfriend Amber,

1027
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 3: and friends as we prepared to celebrate the glorious New

1028
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: Year together. I'm grateful for the many prayers and well

1029
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 3: which is for my recovery. I returned every one of

1030
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 3: them to you one hundredfold on this last day, on

1031
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 3: this last Sunday of twenty thirteen, I encourage you to

1032
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 3: reflect on what you are grateful for too.

1033
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 5: I love how she just slid it in there too.

1034
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 3: Matter of factly, she was like, y'all really already know,

1035
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 3: but I'm just making it. That's smooth. That's smooth, and

1036
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 3: that's classy, you know, Like she didn't come out that.

1037
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: Her girlfriend's name is Amber and her name is Robin

1038
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: with a wife. Sound like a couple of fucking strippers,

1039
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: floor Embers.

1040
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 3: I definitely help him get through school, you know what

1041
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 3: I mean? But uh, it was but but yeah, I

1042
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 3: think it was cool, man. And especially in the wake

1043
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 3: of like you know, uh seeing Phil robertson like get

1044
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 3: his job and TV show kind of back on, uh

1045
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 3: you know, a and e after like his anti gay

1046
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 3: comments and like weird racial comments. It's cool to see

1047
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 3: it work both ways, kind of because I feel like

1048
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 3: there's a group of people out there that would like

1049
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 3: to see Robin Roberts off the air just for admitting

1050
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 3: she's gay and and fuck those people. So she signed

1051
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 3: that contract and now only that if she leaves. Honestly,

1052
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 3: there's no reason to watch that goddamn show. I'm not

1053
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 3: even gonna lie. It is so bad. That show is

1054
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 3: so terrible. I feel I don't even know why I

1055
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 3: need her on the air because I feel bad for her.

1056
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, she had dealtyse motherfuckers again.

1057
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 5: Dog, she just want to do.

1058
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 3: It because sometimes she's the only competent one.

1059
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 4: I only go harm when I say that she looking

1060
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,919
Speaker 4: at that I've been doing this a little a long time,

1061
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 4: and y'all go here with this mediocre shit like I

1062
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 4: am the star because you know that they said that.

1063
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 4: Some of the other people was like, oh, she making

1064
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 4: all that money. It's like, bitch, we wouldn't watch it

1065
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 4: for you. Do you know how bad the ratings would

1066
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 4: go down if it was y'all and she'd just be like,

1067
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 4: I'm out. That's why they pay her twenty something million

1068
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 4: dollars a year?

1069
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 3: How many.

1070
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: Aund yes?

1071
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 3: How many? How many commercial breaks in with or start with?

1072
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 3: You know them going to commercial and Robin leaning over? Like, Savannah,

1073
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 3: did you read the article?

1074
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 5: Because none of the ship that you just said was factual,

1075
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 5: Like none of that shit.

1076
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 3: And could you imagine she was like, I am the

1077
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 3: one that had cancer and cut my hair off there.

1078
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: You know that's because of me. That's why they're here

1079
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 3: to watch me.

1080
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 2: Right, So I'm fighting cancer and I'm fighting on your

1081
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 2: niggas here too.

1082
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 4: This is a lot.

1083
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't like she looks.

1084
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: Better than everybody else too, Can I say that? Yeah?

1085
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 3: I know gorgeous everyone else makeup. It's crazy, man, It's crazy, dude.

1086
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 3: I've always been like, it's got to be all that pussy.

1087
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 3: She man, I just assume to keep you young. That's

1088
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 3: why I do it.

1089
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: Beauty announcement, good for your skin. Right.

1090
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 3: Speaking of Duck Dynasty, apparently he had some other comments

1091
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 3: that nobody talked about, because you know, it's funny when

1092
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 3: someone says something stupid, how like people just go, hey,

1093
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 3: let's start looking at all the stupid shit they said

1094
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 3: and see if we can find some more stupid shit,

1095
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 3: and they always do well. Apparently at some point he

1096
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 3: urged me to marry girls as young as fifteen in

1097
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 3: a video that he was doing in two thousand and nine,

1098
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 3: which you know, I'm sure R.

1099
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 5: Kelly supports. And that's fine.

1100
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 3: Is that even right?

1101
00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 6: Wrong?

1102
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: Religius? Is that right? Then he's a god.

1103
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 3: We you're religious. You know you can you can a

1104
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: few ten year old and you can find it in

1105
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 3: the Bible. I love that people think, like if you

1106
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 3: can just find it in the Bible, then whatever it

1107
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 3: is is okay. Like, uh, there's laws against this, you

1108
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 3: can't do this. Ship that man, but it's a part

1109
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 3: in the Bible. It's like, it's cool with it. Due

1110
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 3: you can fuck these little kids.

1111
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 5: It's cool.

1112
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 2: Believe me.

1113
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 5: I checked, I got that.

1114
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he really into that. Get him when they're

1115
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 3: young and dumb and don't know no better not to

1116
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 3: mention the way is written. It could be interpreted like

1117
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 3: seventeen where he's like, no, trust me, dude. It means

1118
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 3: you can fuck the little kids.

1119
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 5: Trust me.

1120
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: No, Harold Woolf turned into straight blonde hair. Everybody interprets

1121
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: Jesus had a perm He was the first one.

1122
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 3: Uh freshly re freshly rent, stated on the reality TV

1123
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 3: show Duck Diasty. Patriarch Phil Robertson is facing a new

1124
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 3: controversy over an old video of him spousing more redneck

1125
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 3: wisdom in two thousand and nine focused oh this is

1126
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 3: a daily news, No wonder they get snarky, and in

1127
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 3: two thousand and two thousand and nine footage that surfaced

1128
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 3: on YouTube, the politically incorrect voice of the Bayou advises

1129
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 3: bachelor's to marry high school girls. You gotta marry these

1130
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 3: girls when they are about fifteen or sixteen. They'll pick

1131
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 3: your ducks. The millionaire duck call maker says, what is

1132
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 3: that another word for penis a dick? I want to

1133
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 3: pick your ducks? Mean yeah, maybe meant puck your dicks

1134
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 3: I don't know, Okyo dicks, I don't know suck them.

1135
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 5: I guess he means pick the ducks that you call.

1136
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means either.

1137
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: That is some backwoods I love shit.

1138
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 3: That's a new kind of Oh, come on, she's.

1139
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: A virgin, she can't pick your ducks. But if she

1140
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 1: isn't a virgin, she can't.

1141
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 5: I choose.

1142
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

1143
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 3: The song from the Mac I Choose you as playing

1144
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 3: in the background, like, girl, I just want you to

1145
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,919
Speaker 3: pick my ducks. Don't even sound six. Only a kid

1146
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 3: will fall for some shit like that. A girandwoman would

1147
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 3: look at you like, what the hell are you talking about? Yeah?

1148
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 5: Uh, I guess that's what duck.

1149
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 3: I'll cook your duck, like feed you in the meal.

1150
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 3: But that's about it. That's what the duck, duck goose

1151
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 3: is training them for. Like look at the way she

1152
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 3: picked up ducks, dog, look at she ready?

1153
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 4: So uh.

1154
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 3: Of course, sixty seven year old Robinson was literally talking

1155
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 3: about cleaning birds.

1156
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 5: So that's what he means. You'll clean the ducks that's

1157
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,919
Speaker 5: picked the feathers off of them. I guess make sure

1158
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 5: that she can cook a meal. You need to eat

1159
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 5: some meals that she cooks.

1160
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 3: Check that out, he said, holding up a Bible and

1161
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 3: sharing what he turned river rat counseling.

1162
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 4: Oh, so you don't want no modern age girl, she'd

1163
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 4: be too busy on her phone.

1164
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck around, get some knowledge about herself or go

1165
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 3: to college, god forbid. Yeah, realize that she's worth something

1166
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 3: more than your crust ass. Yeah, you don't need no

1167
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,439
Speaker 3: g ed or degree, and no shit, girl, you pick

1168
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 3: these dark get the duck picking. Make sure she carries

1169
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 3: her well, that'll save you a lot of trouble down

1170
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 3: the road. And if she picts your ducks, now that's

1171
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 3: a woman. Yeah, what beat you with it? No, no,

1172
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,280
Speaker 3: she's not gonna beat you with it. But the grandfather

1173
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 3: of a sixteen year old budding female fashion designer tries

1174
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 3: not to sound like a total proverb. You need to

1175
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 3: check with the mom and dad about that, of course,

1176
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 3: which means he probably would never let one of these

1177
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 3: old ass motherfuckers come up to his house talking about

1178
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 3: so can I date your your daughter? Come on? Like,

1179
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 3: of course not? What are you fucking stupid? I mean

1180
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 3: that's for other people's daughters to fuck. She's not gonna

1181
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:38,479
Speaker 3: pick any ducks.

1182
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 5: Fifteen.

1183
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: My daughter's my daughter, my yard, I'm my mom, I'm

1184
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: my stable.

1185
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 3: Oh man. It's funny because in the wake of like

1186
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 3: his like commentary, everybody like wants him either off the

1187
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,479
Speaker 3: air or they want like, you know, to like limit

1188
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 3: his segments or whatever he talks about. But now I

1189
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,399
Speaker 3: kind of want him to just have his own show

1190
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 3: about history where he just tells his version of how

1191
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 3: shit happened, because I found I found his version of

1192
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 3: slavery to be like fascinating. It's like, yeah, they were

1193
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 3: like singing songs. Nobody ever told me the problems with

1194
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 3: the white man. I was like, ship man, tell me

1195
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 3: about World War Two? Then like what happened?

1196
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 1: You know, nice shoes and stuff.

1197
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 3: Ju said, some people was acting up, went over there,

1198
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 3: took care of business.

1199
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 4: You know.

1200
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 3: I didn't see any Germans that had a problem with him,

1201
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 3: but you know, they they had him in concentration camps.

1202
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 3: I didn't hit nobody screaming into concentration camps at all.

1203
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:42,760
Speaker 3: Who doesn't like camp?

1204
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 5: Everybody likes camp.

1205
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 3: Your camp for the summer it was nice. Yeah, yeah,

1206
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 3: you know, they were much happier back in the concentration camps.

1207
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 3: Now they're over here making money and being prosperous. I

1208
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 3: don't like this, but yeah, so he's back. He's back

1209
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 3: on the air, and it's too late to fire. I mean, so,

1210
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 3: I guess it doesn't matter. They you know, thinks it's

1211
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 3: okay to date fifteen to sixteen year olds.

1212
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 2: It'll blow over.

1213
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, it'll be fine. Like that is one

1214
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 3: good thing about the New age is everybody gets pissed,

1215
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 3: but give it a week, right, yeah, memory.

1216
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 2: But nobody that this accused me. Nobody gets pissed at

1217
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 2: the right people like they're mad at this dude for

1218
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 2: saying married fifteen sixteen year olds. I just did a

1219
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 2: quick Google search. It's legal to marry fifteen sixteen year

1220
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 2: olds in so many states. Alabama for making it illegal.

1221
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, the age of consent. We've covered this before on

1222
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 3: the show of Karen. I don't know if you remember

1223
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 3: when lt the former New York Giants, Yes, and he

1224
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 3: had he got a sexual assault charge in New Jersey

1225
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 3: because he bought a prostitute that he says it was

1226
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 3: a lot. Her age was lot about to him. She

1227
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 3: turned out to be like sixteen or something, and the

1228
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 3: agent can sent there is like seventeen, but or something

1229
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 3: like that. But it's it's one of the few states

1230
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 3: with seventeen Like oh, it was like really it was

1231
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 3: like bad luck for him, Like if he had been

1232
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 3: in New York, he would have been fine, but.

1233
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 5: He was in fucking New Jersey, and uh, I guess

1234
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 5: New Jersey didn't play that.

1235
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 3: So yeah, it is, and we cover some of the

1236
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 3: states and like the age of consent is extremely low

1237
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 3: in a lot of places, man, So that's amazing. I'm

1238
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 3: glad I don't have no daughters because, motherfucker, I don't

1239
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 3: give a god damn about consent. Bring your ass over here.

1240
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 4: If you won't to, I will show you consent consent

1241
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 4: to me whooping your ass for touching my child.

1242
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how. I don't know.

1243
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 3: I don't know how people did that anyway. I don't

1244
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 3: even like like twenty one year old people, you know

1245
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 3: what I mean? That's right to right when I was.

1246
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: You watch a lot of poor right.

1247
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,359
Speaker 5: Yes, I do, But I don't. I don't watch any

1248
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 5: of that like barely you don't want to know, no, no, no, no,

1249
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:01,359
Speaker 5: I'm being a city.

1250
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 3: I don't watch like if it says like uh almost

1251
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 3: barely barely legal or uh almost eighteen, Like I don't

1252
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 3: funk with those no type of porn stars, Like I

1253
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 3: don't get off on the uh you know, I mean

1254
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 3: to be honest, man, I don't even go to get

1255
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 3: off on like the fresh faced, awkward porn that they do.

1256
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 3: Like I'm more of a mental type person, Like I

1257
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 3: like a seasoned, veteran pornography preferctly.

1258
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,479
Speaker 4: Yes, And you know what, And I like a woman

1259
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,959
Speaker 4: to look like a woman. I won't have titties and ass.

1260
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 4: I don't want to look you look like you a

1261
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 4: little boy.

1262
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I.

1263
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: A little belly. I want a little belly. I do

1264
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: take a little reality person.

1265
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, the nails and if you guys like that's the

1266
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 3: thing I used to tell people talk on the show

1267
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 3: about like the search terms. I would use the fine

1268
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 3: porn because I always had to use weird search terms

1269
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 3: because like, if you just put normal ship in, you

1270
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 3: do get a bunch of like barely legal teen shit

1271
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 3: because that's what a lot of dudes are into.

1272
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 5: But if you just put some shit like like I

1273
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 5: put like.

1274
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,919
Speaker 3: Busty or some shit, and then all of a sudden

1275
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 3: you get a bunch of like, you know, thirty year

1276
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 3: old chicks with big ass titties, and I'm like, I

1277
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 3: for this, you know what I mean. You might have

1278
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 3: a little bit of gut, might have a couple of

1279
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 3: scars or some shit.

1280
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:18,439
Speaker 5: That's cool.

1281
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 3: She's lived life and nothing wrong with that.

1282
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: So we got a strip club in New York City,

1283
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: Baby Doll Lounge. Did you go there? And the girls

1284
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: that ship there were real, real girls, like I mean,

1285
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: scarred up and fucked up. Oh man, I seen some

1286
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: fucked up ladies in New York. I used to bartend

1287
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: to the place in the Midtown where some hookers used

1288
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 1: to come in and they were a little high high

1289
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: classes a year than the street. They weren't from the street.

1290
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: They were escort types, but they were still a little

1291
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: fucked up. Anyway, I was in there and they used

1292
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 1: to come in all the time, have a glass of

1293
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: red wine, maybe pick up a man at the barn.

1294
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: And we didn't fuck with them or they're doing their job,

1295
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm doing mine, you know. They tipped nicely, fucking So

1296
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: one night the pimp came in and I didn't know

1297
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,439
Speaker 1: was a gentleman in a suit and a nice coat,

1298
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: and he just came in and he walked up slowly

1299
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: to the bar, and he just grabbed this one lady

1300
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: by her head and just said yank and just yanked

1301
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: her out. She didn't say a word, not a word.

1302
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: She's got a peep and.

1303
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 3: That was it.

1304
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: I made too much a peep. She didn't even say that.

1305
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 1: Whit going on out here?

1306
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1307
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy pouring the hookers getting.

1308
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was winning the waffle house where a pimp

1309
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 3: came in and the pimp had three hose with him

1310
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 3: and then the hose kept eyeballing my table. It was

1311
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 3: like me and three of my friends. We were we

1312
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 3: were just in Atlanta to go see a Hawks game

1313
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 3: and that was it. And it was like four in

1314
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 3: the morning at waffle house, and I just kept like

1315
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 3: being like, listen.

1316
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 5: Don't look, do not look.

1317
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 3: Get chose. But I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure there

1318
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 3: are some prostitutes that are looking at us extremely hard

1319
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 3: at that table, and that dude with the chain's definitely

1320
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 3: that pimp.

1321
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 5: Don't look, you know what I mean? But it was

1322
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 5: It was cool though.

1323
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 3: Man.

1324
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 5: Our waitress was name spark Plug. It was a real

1325
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 5: interesting spark.

1326
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: The overnight shift at the waffle house probably not going

1327
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: to get you know Sarah, right, I don't.

1328
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 4: Know, maybe you ain't getting James Susan by government name

1329
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 4: was Sarah maybe.

1330
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 3: But you know, but that's names. But like with my porn,

1331
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 3: like I like women that have like backstories, like she

1332
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 3: probably had hard day at work, you know what I mean,

1333
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 3: Like she got to hurry up, she got things to

1334
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 3: do after this, you know, about to come on. Yeah,

1335
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 3: this is like the long but you know it's not

1336
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 3: the good date and they're trying to get things back together,

1337
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 3: so they put out the video camera.

1338
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 5: Like that's the kind of ship that I'm into. I'm

1339
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 5: not really into.

1340
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 3: Like like the previous to me is the joints where

1341
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 3: they do the I don't know if you guys have

1342
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 3: seen this, but like the interview slash like, uh, I'm

1343
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 3: tricking you into having sex.

1344
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 5: I'm like a director that those are so.

1345
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: So long to be able to do that.

1346
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so fake man like like it's like like

1347
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 3: it wouldn't be so bad if it was real almost

1348
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 3: because then I could like get into it mentally. But

1349
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 3: I check out since I'm like, no chick, no hot

1350
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 3: chick hobs in the van, Like I check out immediately.

1351
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 3: So but yeah, I watched Two People Fun while the

1352
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 3: news is on in the background, the Baby's crime somewhere.

1353
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 3: I watched that ship a hundred times, Like I don't

1354
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 3: give as rolling. Yeah, I need to be real, y'all.

1355
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 3: Jerry Jerry want.

1356
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: Yes make some good ship.

1357
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 3: Black Out black Out sens at gmail.

1358
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: Dot com, you know, the magazine, and he's working it.

1359
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 3: Out right, Like, I guess she's gonna play that game

1360
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 3: boy the whole time I got ship to do. Yeah,

1361
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 3: I don't know. I like real people, man. The IRS

1362
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 3: is changing a law that is pretty big, especially for

1363
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 3: a show like ours. They're gonna take away the thing

1364
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 3: where restaurants can add a gratuity onto a large group check.

1365
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 5: And yeah, no longer will they be able to do that.

1366
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 3: And to an extent, how can I say this, I

1367
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 3: understand it.

1368
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 4: I'm kind of split because to an extent I understand

1369
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 4: because it is not a federal law. So some places

1370
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 4: you go in do it, some places you go in don't.

1371
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 4: Most lower dining don't do that, Like even though they

1372
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 4: have it on there. I've worked at places where you

1373
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 4: say it, they never do it. You got to plead

1374
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 4: for the manager to put it on there. And then

1375
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 4: if they do as people get mad and want to

1376
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 4: cut you out because they feel like they're already being

1377
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 4: charged for cartuity, so they're not gonna tip you on

1378
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 4: top of that, right, And then you have like the

1379
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 4: find there downing in places, and then it's it's like

1380
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 4: the number is like.

1381
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 3: Do you do fouring up? I've seen fouring up, I've

1382
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 3: seen sixen up, I've seen eighten up. I've seen ten

1383
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 3: and up.

1384
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 4: You know, and then a lot of places when they

1385
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 4: do the gratuity like this, what they really do, even

1386
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 4: they even slicker, is that they want to give you

1387
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 4: one big ass bill, like they don't want to chop

1388
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 4: your bill up. So for the consumer, it could be

1389
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 4: it can cause a lot of problems and you gotta

1390
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 4: go to the cab when I had I had the

1391
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 4: t bone steak and the tee I had this, and

1392
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 4: I had this.

1393
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 3: You know, it can cause a lot of issues.

1394
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 5: As also as a waiter, it's very nerve wracking.

1395
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 3: Yes it is. I really hate that feeling of handing

1396
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 3: you the bill and then being like, Okay, now they

1397
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 3: gotta watch the tip and they're gonna be pissed or

1398
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 3: I have to give them a talking to, like hey, guys,

1399
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 3: I here's your bill. Now that you'll notice there's an

1400
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 3: eighteen percent gratuity because there was a six people in

1401
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 3: the party. And then I have to be like, please

1402
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 3: don't cuss me out, Please don't cuss me how please

1403
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 3: do'tus me out? Yeah, because a lot of people automatically angry.

1404
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 4: Then, like I said, I've been at tables, and even

1405
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 4: if I get it, because I understand that the parties

1406
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 4: are larger party, I'll actually would throw in because like

1407
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 4: I said, I served, so I throw in a few

1408
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 4: dollars on top of that. And I'm not even sure

1409
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 4: at certain restaurants if the servers even get that gratuity.

1410
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 4: I don't mean no harm, Like I don't know who

1411
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 4: actually gets the gratuity. So, yes, it's gratuity in there.

1412
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,680
Speaker 3: But I know, like if it's like a regular tip,

1413
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 3: I know it goes straight.

1414
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 4: To the server, versus if it's something that you tag

1415
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 4: onto the meal, does this go to the rachels or

1416
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 4: is this something that the restaurant keeps Like I'm I

1417
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 4: mean for me as a consumer, I don't really know.

1418
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 3: Uh So they're gonna change it and you may still

1419
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 3: see it on a bill, But what happens now is

1420
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 3: they will treat it like a regular income, not like

1421
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 3: a tip. So if you get that gratuity that basically

1422
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 3: goes into your check for the week, that sucks. Yep, yep,

1423
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 3: So it's into your check. Yes, it's subject to payroll tax.

1424
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 2: Now you should every time you tip, you should tip

1425
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 2: in cash.

1426
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 5: Ye, like yeah them so, but yeah, man, I just

1427
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 5: thought that was interesting.

1428
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: Man, so cut food stamps and they're forcing I mean,

1429
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: poor poor people. I might as well kill myself.

1430
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 3: Right now. I'm would be like, uh, I know you guys,

1431
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 3: all eight of you guys wanna sit together, but is

1432
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 3: it possible to you know, maybe some of you guys,

1433
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 3: like who who here isn't really that close of friends

1434
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 3: with the other people.

1435
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 5: I'm like, break us.

1436
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 3: Up to a couple of table.

1437
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 4: Can we have some of you turn to the left,

1438
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,959
Speaker 4: some of you turn to the right. Just just text

1439
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 4: and tweet each other and we'll treat them as separate tables.

1440
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: Exactly, all right?

1441
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:40,439
Speaker 2: Man?

1442
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 4: Uh?

1443
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 3: The NSA uh has has all this ship has come

1444
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 3: out about the NSA lately, like more ship about the

1445
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 3: NSA in the last year. NSA been like we've been

1446
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 3: watching y'all y'all just not finding this out. And I

1447
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 3: think it stands for like no secrets anymore, or some

1448
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 3: ship every week. It's some fucked up ship to day

1449
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:03,720
Speaker 3: be doing. And I'm never surprised by it, because you know,

1450
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 3: I figured they've been watching the whole time anyway.

1451
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you had the power to like observe everything,

1452
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 5: you would do it.

1453
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 3: Yes, you would.

1454
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 5: You know every government would anyway.

1455
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:14,960
Speaker 2: Man.

1456
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 3: One thing they've been doing is diverting the shipment of

1457
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 3: computers and laptops from the shipping facilities to install spyware.

1458
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, by that laptop you're like, oh cool, my

1459
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 3: gateways here? Why is it taking so long? It should

1460
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:35,200
Speaker 3: have been here Saturday? And shows up and the government's

1461
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 3: all up in it? Dog so oh so why they

1462
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 3: watch you jack off in fuck in front of your camera?

1463
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 3: And shitty do they really want to see all that?

1464
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 3: Am I not the only?

1465
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 4: Uh?

1466
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 1: Am?

1467
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 3: I the only one that is assumed that we all

1468
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 3: have been taped fucking at some point or jacking off

1469
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 3: at least minimum regardless. Yeah, Like I have an Xbox that.

1470
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 5: Has a fucking camera on it. I'm someone that has

1471
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 5: seen my dick at this point.

1472
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because because because it's road film. Somebody at

1473
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 4: Microsoft or Xbox is like, oh yeah.

1474
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 3: I just figured no one cares, you know. Uh, well

1475
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 3: yeah some of these games, right, some of these games

1476
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 3: if you see the pixel resolution and uh, you know,

1477
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 3: you get a good achievement. Now I'm able to Uh,

1478
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 3: I can stream from my computer to my Xbox, so

1479
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 3: I can watch all on my big TV. Like that's

1480
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 3: the only way I can watch it.

1481
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 5: I don't. I don't do laptops and phones anymore.

1482
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 2: You use like vous or stuff like that.

1483
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: No.

1484
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,800
Speaker 3: You they have if you have an Xbox and you

1485
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:39,480
Speaker 3: have a PC, you know, like Microsoft Ship, they have

1486
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 3: a thing where you can just be like, uh, look

1487
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 3: at my computers that are on my network, look in

1488
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 3: the photo that has a video and play it. Yep.

1489
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like you can only have only one window open

1490
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 2: at a time though you can only watch one video.

1491
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you know sometimes full disclosure, like I

1492
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 3: have like a laptop open to and be like two

1493
01:07:58,720 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 3: hands in it.

1494
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 1: You know, you know, but that's party.

1495
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you don't want to. I just didn't

1496
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 3: want to embarrass anybody out there. It's not up to

1497
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 3: my level yet, man, But it can have the amateurs

1498
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 3: all of them.

1499
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 2: I have a twenty seven inch computer screen, so what

1500
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 2: I have more than one open because you, I mean

1501
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:21,639
Speaker 2: full disclosure. When you're about to finish, if the one

1502
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 2: that you're really looking at they do a position change,

1503
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 2: like at the exact moment, that's too fucking awkward trying

1504
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,720
Speaker 2: to look at one that's still pumping.

1505
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 5: Especially especially if.

1506
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,200
Speaker 3: Or even better if you like, if you're really good,

1507
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:36,800
Speaker 3: you can like line up to where they're like kind

1508
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 3: of getting to there at the same time.

1509
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 5: That's always a good time.

1510
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 3: But I mean it's rare though, it's like getting that

1511
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:43,520
Speaker 3: triple double or some ship in basketball.

1512
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 2: But I mean, I'm nothing against I'm not gay, so

1513
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,840
Speaker 2: to me, it's very awkward if you're about to finish

1514
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,680
Speaker 2: and they do a position change and it's just a

1515
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,080
Speaker 2: big guy's asshole, right.

1516
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 3: The worst is I'm against that too. The worst is

1517
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,679
Speaker 3: old school porn, Like I don't know who directed porn

1518
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 3: before now, but thank god they're gone and dead because

1519
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:11,160
Speaker 3: those those people had some sort of weird relationship to

1520
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 3: men making faces that no one wants to see, Like

1521
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 3: I don't even know women who are like, oh my god,

1522
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,240
Speaker 3: I just need them to cut to Licenson Stell's face

1523
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,680
Speaker 3: right now, so I can see, like I'm watching it,

1524
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:25,519
Speaker 3: I can see you know the art of it.

1525
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess so.

1526
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 1: Man.

1527
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,559
Speaker 2: Well, they were filming it on a film as opposed

1528
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 2: to digital where you can edit it.

1529
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 3: You know that that's true too. Now you gotta cut

1530
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,519
Speaker 3: that shit out, man. The worst, the worst dude was

1531
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,280
Speaker 3: DJ Yeller. Man, that motherfucker used to talk to the

1532
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 3: male talent during the porn and be focusing on their face.

1533
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:45,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is not buddy bro time. Man, this

1534
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 3: I had my dick in my hand.

1535
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:48,880
Speaker 5: Be a professional.

1536
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,559
Speaker 3: It's the least you can do. I'm giving a fuck

1537
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 3: with devil. And we thinks about this ship at the time,

1538
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 3: like this is it some good pussy? Probably get back

1539
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:04,920
Speaker 3: to the lady. That's about the NSA had to step in,

1540
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,800
Speaker 3: all right, man, we gotta we got some games to

1541
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:12,799
Speaker 3: play here too, guys.

1542
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 5: Actually one more argu before we get to our games.

1543
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 4: Uh.

1544
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 3: Speaking of the NSA and pouring and jacking off, did

1545
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:24,759
Speaker 3: you guys know that they have potentially created a robot,

1546
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 3: uh hand job machine? I believe.

1547
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went.

1548
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 4: I'm waiting for the person pretty soon. I don't know

1549
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 4: why people think that's not far away the person. What

1550
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 4: you mean a robot that is a person like a

1551
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:37,800
Speaker 4: sex bod.

1552
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't look too creepy right now,

1553
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:43,400
Speaker 3: but uh ten years from now?

1554
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that movie Her, that's all right now.

1555
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that movie.

1556
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 1: It looks real like somebody could really that ship could

1557
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,280
Speaker 1: happen for real.

1558
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 5: I don't know why people keep like The Lars and

1559
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:01,599
Speaker 5: The Real Girl and now this, why do people.

1560
01:11:01,479 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 3: Keep doing these roles where they're gonna be fucking a

1561
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,519
Speaker 3: machine and and take it one hundred percent series Like

1562
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 3: I can't not laugh at you trying to fucking machine, sir.

1563
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 3: And I have a question what happened if that handbot malfunctions? Yeah? Yeah,

1564
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 3: if it squeezed too?

1565
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,880
Speaker 4: I mean, you know because I mean because like I say,

1566
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 4: I'm a woman and I put stuff in me. I

1567
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,840
Speaker 4: know it's different when you put stuff around something. But

1568
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:28,839
Speaker 4: you know, does it got speed? Does it have grip molds?

1569
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:29,439
Speaker 3: You know that's it.

1570
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 4: And I know you'd be looking at why they have

1571
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:33,559
Speaker 4: forty five buttons, but that's why the fucking half forty

1572
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,280
Speaker 4: five buttons so you can't get it to how you

1573
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:35,680
Speaker 4: wont it?

1574
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 3: I can't wait to read those articles, like those articles

1575
01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:42,040
Speaker 3: are gonna be good, like woman dies from fucking sex

1576
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:45,559
Speaker 3: bot overload or some shit like, Yeah, man, you gotta

1577
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,439
Speaker 3: gotta turn it down.

1578
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,599
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's I think with women

1579
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 1: we're very lucky species. We can go outside and get fucked,

1580
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,160
Speaker 1: like like Karen said, we can try to tell you

1581
01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 1: off and get fucked. Then, so it's not really made

1582
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:01,559
Speaker 1: for us.

1583
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 5: Then explain this. Explain the phenomenon of the body pillow.

1584
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 1: Then that's another thing for a man.

1585
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, now women, women get that man. Okay.

1586
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,400
Speaker 2: One of the names for body pills is a husband.

1587
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:16,840
Speaker 2: What's a name for it?

1588
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 3: You can't have no if you're going, hey Josh, hey John,

1589
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 3: you go on your boys room and you see a

1590
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:27,720
Speaker 3: big ass body pillow his bad dog. Hey man, you

1591
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 3: you can't ever live that ship down ever.

1592
01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 2: Oh this need to cuddle.

1593
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:41,080
Speaker 3: Yea colored pillows and ship. Look at motherfucker, Look cuddle partner.

1594
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:45,200
Speaker 2: Everybody in the whole apartment. Yo, let's have a pillow fight.

1595
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 2: You can bring your girl.

1596
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,640
Speaker 3: Oh, they will have a tumbler of just fucking your

1597
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:56,640
Speaker 3: fucking pillow up when you're not around. Impossible, No one No,

1598
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,480
Speaker 3: man is that sympathetic to your problems and loneliness.

1599
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:02,000
Speaker 5: But I don't know why Terrence killed himself.

1600
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:05,559
Speaker 4: Like us, a.

1601
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:08,479
Speaker 1: Body pillow and a robot that you talks to you

1602
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,160
Speaker 1: in your ears, that you think you're having a relationship with.

1603
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,000
Speaker 2: No, you don't think you're having a relationship with that

1604
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 2: robot though.

1605
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 1: Well in her he thinks he's having a relationship.

1606
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm talking about real life.

1607
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:22,720
Speaker 3: You would You wouldn't fucking sex bot. You wouldn't sex

1608
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:25,320
Speaker 3: How do you look?

1609
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:25,920
Speaker 1: How'd he look?

1610
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:27,679
Speaker 3: That's my question.

1611
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 2: You have a six pack, he's gonna look, he's gonna

1612
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 2: look right. You're not gonna make a slob sex bot.

1613
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 4: Yeah. I about to say, you know, you know what

1614
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,240
Speaker 4: if they create a sex by a lot of people

1615
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,439
Speaker 4: be in trouble because she's like now I can literally

1616
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:45,560
Speaker 4: fucking be touched and all this good great stuff, and

1617
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 4: I don't have to cook for I don't have to

1618
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:47,680
Speaker 4: clean full.

1619
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:48,639
Speaker 3: I can turn it off.

1620
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:49,680
Speaker 1: You know.

1621
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:52,080
Speaker 3: The only problem with a sex bot is I don't

1622
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,720
Speaker 3: think it can replace a dude. No, no, never, It's

1623
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:58,559
Speaker 3: not gonna like be like, it's not gonna like listen

1624
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 3: to you and all that ship problem. Well, actually I

1625
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 3: don't want football. Yeah, yeah, I'm about to say, actually,

1626
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:07,920
Speaker 3: you know, we don't really listen that much.

1627
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,000
Speaker 5: Maybe, yeah, it might not be that big a difference.

1628
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, whatever I want, you don't have to

1629
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:14,719
Speaker 3: make sandwiches anymore, have to sex.

1630
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 5: This might be that might destroy humanity as.

1631
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:18,400
Speaker 2: We know it.

1632
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:18,680
Speaker 1: Am.

1633
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:21,519
Speaker 4: My thing is after you finished, there's no cleanup of sperm.

1634
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:27,120
Speaker 3: Right, nobody's gonna have any more arguments that make up anymore. Though,

1635
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:30,120
Speaker 3: Like it will destroy humanity because like people are just

1636
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 3: gonna be like, you know what, man, I just fuck

1637
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:36,040
Speaker 3: the sex robot. How about that? Well that's true, that's true.

1638
01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:39,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, But the thing is like, and I guess for

1639
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:43,640
Speaker 4: a female, I guess you determine when it's old or

1640
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 4: not him. So it'll be one of those things where

1641
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 4: you could just do what you wanted to do to

1642
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 4: and it'll be like, all right, I'm done and fold

1643
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 4: it up and put it in the closet.

1644
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:52,960
Speaker 3: Is it something that's gonna be compact?

1645
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, we already have a.

1646
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 2: I would have been like a it would look like

1647
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 2: a human if to be the best have to look

1648
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,760
Speaker 2: it would appear human at all times. Right, that's the

1649
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 2: magic of it.

1650
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:05,960
Speaker 1: A job does a job?

1651
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 6: No?

1652
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:08,840
Speaker 2: I mean it just looks how much?

1653
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:09,800
Speaker 3: Does it? Yeah?

1654
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,280
Speaker 2: That would you be if you finished sucking the dude

1655
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,400
Speaker 2: and then you were like all right, what done?

1656
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:13,880
Speaker 4: And he just like.

1657
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,280
Speaker 2: Into a box. He's like, no, I don't need a game.

1658
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 3: We said, what if he can turn into something useful though,

1659
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 3: like like he transforms into like, uh, you know, a

1660
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 3: forman grill or some ship. You're like, all right, cool,

1661
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:32,160
Speaker 3: like a I don't even have to leave the bed.

1662
01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 2: No, get.

1663
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:39,200
Speaker 3: I don't know something usual want. It's like, turn into

1664
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:44,600
Speaker 3: a Margarita machine. I'm gonna have a dak react to

1665
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 3: this ship turn into a fucking Marguerita mixer right now,

1666
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:49,960
Speaker 3: that'd be the best.

1667
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, as long as.

1668
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,639
Speaker 3: As long as it doesn't have that fake robot voice,

1669
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 3: because like, no, I want a real voice. Yeah, it's

1670
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,240
Speaker 3: not even sexy when real women do that. You know,

1671
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 3: I'm coming like, that's never good.

1672
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:05,639
Speaker 2: So no, I asked just about that, but she did

1673
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:08,160
Speaker 2: faux sex. That's what the dudees asked for the robot voice.

1674
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 1: What evil anal robot was one of my requests all

1675
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:11,880
Speaker 1: the time.

1676
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:15,040
Speaker 3: What real can you do a little evil anal robot?

1677
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: For you know, it's exactly what you don't like. Really,

1678
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,800
Speaker 1: it's like, what is it what was that girl's name,

1679
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:21,759
Speaker 1: Small Wonder?

1680
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:24,400
Speaker 2: Gone bad? VICKI small Wonder.

1681
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,720
Speaker 1: It's like her going bad, just like a little that

1682
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:29,519
Speaker 1: stare effect me in the ass. It feels so good.

1683
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,519
Speaker 2: Would it be an ass or would it be a

1684
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,120
Speaker 2: garbage disposal.

1685
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:38,160
Speaker 1: In the rear area of.

1686
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:42,880
Speaker 3: My suck me in my circuits? You're making she's making

1687
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:49,280
Speaker 3: it sounds like the dude from from uh, What's what's

1688
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 3: what's the black dude from those cop movies man Michael

1689
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:59,080
Speaker 3: Police Academy. Yeah, I like she's making sounds like me

1690
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:04,920
Speaker 3: in my ad Give it, Give it to me, daddy.

1691
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that's hot. You are sexy.

1692
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:14,679
Speaker 1: That's a request, Karen. I have to do what they request.

1693
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 6: Job.

1694
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,760
Speaker 3: You know, I ken't want to move on, but I

1695
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:21,600
Speaker 3: forgot that I saved all these, like the articles that

1696
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:24,560
Speaker 3: I want to hear y'all's opinions on the funk. That

1697
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:26,960
Speaker 3: was did you guys hear about monster porn and how

1698
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,200
Speaker 3: I got taken off of Amazon?

1699
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 2: Monster? I did see that there was they did a

1700
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:36,080
Speaker 2: parody of the Monsters TV show.

1701
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:42,040
Speaker 4: No, no, okay, I said they got some good parody

1702
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 4: they got I think they got one with mart and

1703
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 4: they got one with the Cosmic Show.

1704
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 2: No.

1705
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,760
Speaker 3: I need to see this one though, because I want

1706
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:50,479
Speaker 3: to see what they do with things, because I feel

1707
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 3: like that's.

1708
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,920
Speaker 2: There's a whole porn studio. And I've seen some of

1709
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,960
Speaker 2: these poins because I don't even watch it for the sex.

1710
01:17:57,040 --> 01:18:00,960
Speaker 2: It's hilarious. They they do parody. He's a television show.

1711
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:02,400
Speaker 3: Yes, so they did the.

1712
01:18:02,439 --> 01:18:04,920
Speaker 2: Cosby Show, they did The Brady Bunch, and he did

1713
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:07,599
Speaker 2: like any show you could ever think, Three's Company, Family Guy,

1714
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,760
Speaker 2: the Simpsons. It's hilarious.

1715
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1716
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,519
Speaker 5: I can't come to any of those because they're too good.

1717
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,680
Speaker 5: And the Kazi one. That dude deserves some type of

1718
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,320
Speaker 5: fucking award.

1719
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:21,360
Speaker 3: The guy who played Bill Cosby was so good, like

1720
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:24,400
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's like a real Cosmi impersonator

1721
01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:27,480
Speaker 3: in real life or what, but he was. That motherfucker

1722
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:29,840
Speaker 3: was so it was uncanny, dog like, I was like,

1723
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:32,120
Speaker 3: put my dick down, I want to see how Bill's

1724
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:36,080
Speaker 3: gonna solve this problem with Rudy. It was too good.

1725
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:37,720
Speaker 2: You knew how he was going to solve it.

1726
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:41,880
Speaker 3: You know what's funny? He doesn't fuck in the film,

1727
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:44,760
Speaker 3: which is why I believe that motherfucker is not a point,

1728
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:46,800
Speaker 3: Like they went and found a dude.

1729
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:47,040
Speaker 6: Man.

1730
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 2: No, but the dude you're talking about, he's a black

1731
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 2: dude and he's in a bunch of them where it

1732
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:54,000
Speaker 2: requires a black dude. He never fucks. He just does

1733
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:56,479
Speaker 2: like the impressions, and he's a comedian. I'm sure.

1734
01:18:57,760 --> 01:18:59,479
Speaker 3: He's so good man, that dude.

1735
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,519
Speaker 5: I would she could win awards for not fucking in

1736
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,320
Speaker 5: those movies because he got that.

1737
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,880
Speaker 3: He got me man. I was like, bra I had

1738
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:07,559
Speaker 3: to draw the line.

1739
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:07,720
Speaker 2: Though.

1740
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:10,120
Speaker 5: Did you ever see the one where they did roots?

1741
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:15,960
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, Yo, yeah they did Roots. Man.

1742
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:18,040
Speaker 5: I was sitting up here like, how the fuck we

1743
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:22,200
Speaker 5: gonna But I don't understand. None of this was in Roots.

1744
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 5: It didn't come from like it was and it was

1745
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:25,160
Speaker 5: too funny.

1746
01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:27,600
Speaker 3: I was like, this is the wrong thing to do

1747
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:29,000
Speaker 3: poring about is roots.

1748
01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:31,360
Speaker 2: But the thing, like I said, the thing with these

1749
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:34,639
Speaker 2: is they parody the television shows and like Ruth so Well,

1750
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:38,639
Speaker 2: I actually skipped the sex scene because they're not appealing.

1751
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,679
Speaker 2: It's kind of creepy. You're watching like Rudy fuck. It's

1752
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,240
Speaker 2: like I can't but he too. Dialogue and stuff is

1753
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:44,840
Speaker 2: very funny.

1754
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:48,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I skipped the ship out of like bookman fucks alone, and.

1755
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:52,920
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't care how Yeah, they made

1756
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:55,320
Speaker 3: the guy wear like one of those fake guts and ship.

1757
01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:57,080
Speaker 3: I was like that, this is stupid. Now put your

1758
01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:10,519
Speaker 3: pants so author Virginia Wade Arthur Virginia Wade's fiction debut

1759
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,960
Speaker 3: follows a group of women who embark on a week

1760
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:17,040
Speaker 3: long camping trip to Mount Hood National Forest. There, in

1761
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:20,200
Speaker 3: the shadow of Organ's highest mountain, they are kidnapped and

1762
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 3: sexually assaulted by a mysterious woodland creature. What the hell

1763
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:25,080
Speaker 3: is that thing?

1764
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,840
Speaker 5: Asked one protagonist, is fucking Bigfoot? Hit Shelley.

1765
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:33,000
Speaker 3: He's real, for fuck's sake. Horror filled her eyes with

1766
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:38,840
Speaker 3: a huge cock. She says, uh, maybe that's why they

1767
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,160
Speaker 3: call him Bigfoot. You know, it's not even about his feet,

1768
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:47,160
Speaker 3: he's like all twelve of these inches. The book, which

1769
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 3: was decidedly UNPG called Come for Bigfoot, is just the

1770
01:20:56,120 --> 01:21:01,200
Speaker 3: first of sixteen fiction ebooks that Aid a pen Name

1771
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:05,679
Speaker 3: has written. Team has written about the legendary beasts sometimes

1772
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,400
Speaker 3: known as sasquatch, each detailing a series of graphic and

1773
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:11,439
Speaker 3: off the violent sexual encounters between the eighth White creature

1774
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:15,200
Speaker 3: and his female human lovers. Wade has made an exceptional

1775
01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:21,559
Speaker 3: living writing these stories. That's the pen name. I don't

1776
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:23,280
Speaker 3: know if it's a woman or not, but that's okay.

1777
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:28,960
Speaker 3: It again in December two thousand, big Foot anyway, now

1778
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:29,840
Speaker 3: out here looking for me.

1779
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:33,840
Speaker 4: I'm writing books about mine with these women. The women

1780
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,760
Speaker 4: went and try to report on me. I told them,

1781
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,280
Speaker 4: wouldn't nobody gonna believe him?

1782
01:21:38,439 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 3: It was it is the perfect crime.

1783
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:43,280
Speaker 5: You know, I gotta rape my Bigfoot. Come on, man,

1784
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:48,519
Speaker 5: come on, now, tell.

1785
01:21:48,439 --> 01:21:51,639
Speaker 2: Them what if Bigfoot has not raped? And there all

1786
01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:53,720
Speaker 2: works of fiction, but that's writing them. And he's like,

1787
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:58,760
Speaker 2: if I just reach one person, chocked up my job.

1788
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,760
Speaker 3: She's gonna be specific locations and dates and shit.

1789
01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:05,560
Speaker 2: You know if you stay always hangs out at the

1790
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:06,320
Speaker 2: big oak.

1791
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:11,640
Speaker 3: Tree with the mouse going on the north side just

1792
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:12,240
Speaker 3: in case.

1793
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:15,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, no shaved only.

1794
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,679
Speaker 3: That's right. Bigfoot is ironic?

1795
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:17,840
Speaker 2: Uh.

1796
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,320
Speaker 3: It began in December twenty eleven, a stay at home

1797
01:22:21,439 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 3: mother from Parker, Colorado. Wade had no ambition to be

1798
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:27,640
Speaker 3: a published author and no real writing experience other than

1799
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:30,320
Speaker 3: a few attempts at historical romance in the mid nineties.

1800
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,160
Speaker 3: But then she says, I got this crazy idea for

1801
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,800
Speaker 3: a story. She sat down and wrote the entire book

1802
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:38,600
Speaker 3: more of a novella at just twelve thousand words in

1803
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:40,640
Speaker 3: a matter of weeks. She never even considered trying to

1804
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 3: sell it to a mainstream publisher. Instead, she went directly

1805
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:46,679
Speaker 3: to Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing, an online platform for selling

1806
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:49,880
Speaker 3: self published books with a seventy percent royalty rate for

1807
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,479
Speaker 3: the authors. The average royalty rate is between eight and

1808
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:56,000
Speaker 3: fifteen percent for the record. Yeah, that's a lot of money.

1809
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:58,639
Speaker 4: So that's actually smart to do it like that, because

1810
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,280
Speaker 4: you're bypassing the publish.

1811
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:04,439
Speaker 3: Come for Bigfoot was an overnight bestseller the first month,

1812
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:07,000
Speaker 3: I think I made five dollars wait a miss. But

1813
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:09,240
Speaker 3: over the course of twenty twelve, the book was downloaded

1814
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,840
Speaker 3: well over one hundred thousand times. Wow.

1815
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:13,599
Speaker 5: And that was just Amazon.

1816
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,519
Speaker 3: That's not counting iTunes or Barns and Noble or any

1817
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:20,640
Speaker 3: other place they sell self fellowsh title books with I

1818
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:23,240
Speaker 3: mean self published books with no marketing muscle, no bookstore

1819
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:26,920
Speaker 3: tours or print reviews or any publicity or that the

1820
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,200
Speaker 3: top authors used to sell books. She started to bring

1821
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 3: in staggering profits. During her best months, she connect thirty

1822
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:38,479
Speaker 3: thousand dollars or more. Wow, her worst month, she got

1823
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:39,480
Speaker 3: six grand.

1824
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:42,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Did you look at the the did

1825
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:44,639
Speaker 1: you see the books? Did you see the covers.

1826
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:47,920
Speaker 3: I'll see the cover of one. I'll put the link

1827
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:49,960
Speaker 3: in the chat. I put the cover of one. It says,

1828
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:53,200
Speaker 3: moan for Bigfoot. It's just a white lady in a

1829
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:54,759
Speaker 3: white dress standing in the woods.

1830
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:59,400
Speaker 2: Like it's all white ladies. And this woman, just from

1831
01:23:59,479 --> 01:24:01,519
Speaker 2: my racial point of view, this is a white woman

1832
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:04,400
Speaker 2: who loves black men and has been denied a black man.

1833
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:08,800
Speaker 2: So she's writing about you know, Bigfoot, his big black,

1834
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:10,559
Speaker 2: hairy creature coming to her in the night.

1835
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:16,640
Speaker 3: We ravish taking her body. Yeah, yeah, I bet I

1836
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:16,920
Speaker 3: bet you.

1837
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:21,840
Speaker 2: She had to go back and edit out Lebron just

1838
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:27,400
Speaker 2: put Bigfoot original come for me heat, And she had to.

1839
01:24:27,439 --> 01:24:30,680
Speaker 3: Do that mass editing on word like yeah, every every

1840
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:35,160
Speaker 3: time it says Lebron just put in big Foot. Bigfoot

1841
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:38,120
Speaker 3: had just finished beating the Oklahoma City thunder and he

1842
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:41,160
Speaker 3: was ready. They're like, ma'am, you can't use this.

1843
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:42,280
Speaker 6: Uh.

1844
01:24:42,479 --> 01:24:45,360
Speaker 3: She branched into other genres, penning e books like Taking

1845
01:24:45,439 --> 01:24:50,200
Speaker 3: by pirates and seduced by the dark Lord. But her

1846
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:53,120
Speaker 3: come for Bigfoot series was the biggest money maker. I

1847
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:56,000
Speaker 3: started cranking them out. I keep imagining too, like a

1848
01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:58,200
Speaker 3: bunch of the rednecks that try to catch Bigfoot.

1849
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,800
Speaker 5: Like reading this just how you get the good information? Boy,

1850
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:02,760
Speaker 5: And I close that door.

1851
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,440
Speaker 3: Don't don't, daddy Harry.

1852
01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:12,760
Speaker 5: And run around right, turn the.

1853
01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:14,920
Speaker 1: Lots off, and I'm trying to catch you, Dick. I mean,

1854
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to catch you.

1855
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:20,200
Speaker 3: If there was a market there for monster sex, I

1856
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,040
Speaker 3: was gonna give it to him. She even brought in

1857
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,240
Speaker 3: her family to help with the workload.

1858
01:25:24,439 --> 01:25:27,960
Speaker 5: Workload. My dad, who's an English instructure was was my editor.

1859
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:28,439
Speaker 5: Her dad.

1860
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:31,840
Speaker 3: Wow, man, that's a little Dad's like you know what,

1861
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:36,160
Speaker 3: uh you said? Uh there, Dick, and it should be

1862
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:43,400
Speaker 3: t h u e ir. Yeah, come on, come on, honey.

1863
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:55,000
Speaker 3: My mom did the German translations. Wow you want't Germany

1864
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:55,919
Speaker 3: know about Bigfoot?

1865
01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:59,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, I'm sure they have their own version

1866
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:01,600
Speaker 2: of big Foot, you know something like that.

1867
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:04,920
Speaker 1: The women, instead of.

1868
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:11,240
Speaker 2: The Bigfoot's name is probably Lebron.

1869
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:13,920
Speaker 6: Uh.

1870
01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:15,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1871
01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:19,720
Speaker 5: Apparently in German the title is calm k O M

1872
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:20,960
Speaker 5: M F F.

1873
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:25,720
Speaker 3: You are Bigfoot. So come for Bigfoot, even had my

1874
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:29,280
Speaker 3: own four one k. It became a cottage industry. The

1875
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:32,240
Speaker 3: pros wouldn't win any fiction awards. Here's a sample line

1876
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:35,960
Speaker 3: from within the Tofts of Matted Hair. The creature released

1877
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:41,360
Speaker 3: a huge pale cock that defied logic, logic.

1878
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:42,960
Speaker 2: How does big We're gonna have a white guy?

1879
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:45,120
Speaker 3: And what is uh?

1880
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:45,920
Speaker 4: How?

1881
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:50,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like that has the big pal and what

1882
01:26:50,479 --> 01:26:51,719
Speaker 5: how can it defied logic?

1883
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:59,120
Speaker 3: Like what does that mean? It's like, yeah, used to

1884
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:01,240
Speaker 3: two to three in and all of a sudden, the

1885
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:05,240
Speaker 3: whole six came out right. But her readers loved it,

1886
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,040
Speaker 3: and they're number seemed to be growing every day. I

1887
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:09,600
Speaker 3: was putting my daughter through college with the prophets, I

1888
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:12,439
Speaker 3: used to joke to her, Bigfoot smut is paying for

1889
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:16,439
Speaker 3: your school. Wade is hardly the only author to make

1890
01:27:16,439 --> 01:27:18,559
Speaker 3: a mint writing about monsters and the women who loved.

1891
01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:20,320
Speaker 5: Them, or at least submit to their sexual appetites.

1892
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:23,720
Speaker 3: She's part of the burgeoning literary scene that's found a

1893
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:28,640
Speaker 3: wide audience online. Monster porn otherwise known as crypto zoological

1894
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:32,000
Speaker 3: erotica for people who do not want to say they

1895
01:27:32,160 --> 01:27:32,880
Speaker 3: like monster porn.

1896
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:37,160
Speaker 2: Crypto erotic zoology.

1897
01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:39,960
Speaker 5: It's crypto zoological erotica.

1898
01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:45,160
Speaker 3: What you're reading? Girl? Yeah, girl, you can't have reading

1899
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:49,439
Speaker 3: this smut again. The lockedness monster fucking these women? Was

1900
01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:52,200
Speaker 3: wrong with you? If you don't put my cryptos whological

1901
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:54,720
Speaker 3: eradicals down, it is gonna be on up here.

1902
01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:58,800
Speaker 2: We should write a werewell porn book. Yeah, I want

1903
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:01,360
Speaker 2: to write six thousand was a month on an off month.

1904
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:06,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta write. We need to write the the

1905
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:08,960
Speaker 3: black version of this, you know what I mean, like

1906
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:11,280
Speaker 3: because she's got the white people corner, you know what

1907
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,559
Speaker 3: I mean. But maybe we could write like some big

1908
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:16,360
Speaker 3: Foot goes to the Hood type ship and corner the

1909
01:28:16,439 --> 01:28:18,560
Speaker 3: market with black people, because you know, it's gotta be

1910
01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:21,120
Speaker 3: a ton of you know what, who's that there has

1911
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:24,960
Speaker 3: those terrible novels that only black it only has black.

1912
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,439
Speaker 5: People in it, you know what I'm talking about?

1913
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:30,439
Speaker 2: Tyler Perry, No, it's.

1914
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:36,639
Speaker 3: Those are movies and that was also. Yeah, we should

1915
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:40,960
Speaker 3: do some same version of manster porn that all like

1916
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,639
Speaker 3: takes place like uh you know, takes place.

1917
01:28:43,439 --> 01:28:46,439
Speaker 4: In and then we can do all like the ethnic groups.

1918
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:48,639
Speaker 4: How do you think you say Bigfoot in Spanish?

1919
01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:52,800
Speaker 3: I don't know I don't know.

1920
01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:56,479
Speaker 2: Yo, man, I'm gonna tell you I fucked that Bigfoot chick.

1921
01:28:56,600 --> 01:29:02,800
Speaker 3: But before you tod me, you know what I'm saying,

1922
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:05,960
Speaker 3: she got a.

1923
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:16,679
Speaker 5: Donkey, yes, m hm, yeah, it would be completely different man.

1924
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:18,880
Speaker 3: And dudes was justified too.

1925
01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:21,960
Speaker 4: I could be like, you know what, I read it, dog,

1926
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:23,720
Speaker 4: I ain't believe it, but you should have seen the

1927
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:25,200
Speaker 4: titties on Bigfoot doll.

1928
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:27,200
Speaker 3: They were big.

1929
01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:29,920
Speaker 5: Have to get over the firm, man, you know.

1930
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. So apparently other people have like books Demons Love My,

1931
01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:42,439
Speaker 3: Demons Love Ass. Tricia Dan has a book called Another

1932
01:29:42,479 --> 01:29:46,040
Speaker 3: Person that's Beast and Booty Beast and Booty Collection that

1933
01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:52,720
Speaker 3: sounds Frankenstein's bitch. What happened to Brader? Franken started, it

1934
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:56,200
Speaker 3: did not work out, they broke up, and now she's

1935
01:29:56,240 --> 01:30:00,439
Speaker 3: the bitch. And these men cannot keep a woman sex with.

1936
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:05,320
Speaker 3: My husband's anatomically correct robot. So it's like they, uh,

1937
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:10,280
Speaker 3: they're already listening to the show. Another one is looked

1938
01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:11,160
Speaker 3: by aliens.

1939
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:15,639
Speaker 5: Yeah that's about that one.

1940
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:19,560
Speaker 3: Uh, taking by tentnacal monsters. Now I would read that.

1941
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:24,479
Speaker 3: Uh that's me too, me too. I like Hantie, So

1942
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:25,320
Speaker 3: that's right up. My eyes.

1943
01:30:25,479 --> 01:30:26,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, Japanese type.

1944
01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:30,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would definitely read that all right, man, Now

1945
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:35,000
Speaker 3: I think uh oh yeah, and jay z Bot Beyonce.

1946
01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:38,200
Speaker 5: They spent six thousand dollars on sex toys the other day.

1947
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,320
Speaker 3: So I'm bad.

1948
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,439
Speaker 4: That's some real love because I'm trying to tell you

1949
01:30:43,479 --> 01:30:46,519
Speaker 4: we spend six thousand dollars. I'm getting the best damn

1950
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:49,120
Speaker 4: ship they got in the store. I'm you know, because

1951
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:51,799
Speaker 4: I'm I'm a bargain shopper. I'm gonna have all types

1952
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:52,800
Speaker 4: of ship they.

1953
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:53,320
Speaker 5: Should have used.

1954
01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:56,040
Speaker 3: Though, tvg W T got that figure said, oh, don't

1955
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:58,519
Speaker 3: be three thousand, but okay, but.

1956
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:02,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, the publicity, okay, cool. What do you think they

1957
01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:03,639
Speaker 5: didn't really.

1958
01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:06,360
Speaker 2: As much money as he has. You think if he

1959
01:31:06,479 --> 01:31:08,400
Speaker 2: didn't want you to know that he spent six thousand

1960
01:31:08,439 --> 01:31:11,280
Speaker 2: dollars on dildoz and ship, you wouldn't know. Well, he

1961
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:13,479
Speaker 2: fucking ordered that from He could order that from anywhere

1962
01:31:13,479 --> 01:31:16,040
Speaker 2: and it'll come to your house in a plain brown package.

1963
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:17,320
Speaker 2: That works.

1964
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:20,040
Speaker 3: Not for the record, though, if I was having sex

1965
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:23,599
Speaker 3: with Beyonce, I pretty much be publicly telling everybody all

1966
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:27,200
Speaker 3: the ship we bought. I'm like, yeah, dog, you know,

1967
01:31:28,479 --> 01:31:30,400
Speaker 3: I actually I can't even I can't even buy this

1968
01:31:30,479 --> 01:31:32,600
Speaker 3: meal today because I spent six g's last night on

1969
01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:37,080
Speaker 3: sex toys. Nigga. I thought I gotta go, but I

1970
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:40,200
Speaker 3: but I and I gotta spend another thousand on the batteries, right,

1971
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 3: you know, Actually I don't even know why I'm here.

1972
01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:45,519
Speaker 3: I gotta go puff daddy. Y'all have a good one

1973
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:47,840
Speaker 3: for the rest of the Yeah, yeah, in the in

1974
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:49,639
Speaker 3: the BA, go back to fucking Beyonce.

1975
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:52,639
Speaker 4: And I told people this, and I've had women confirm

1976
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:55,640
Speaker 4: this when for those out there that are doing the

1977
01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:58,599
Speaker 4: sect to a just my PSA one. And I've said

1978
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:01,200
Speaker 4: it before and people have took me up on it

1979
01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:03,960
Speaker 4: and told me that this is a fact. Whenever you

1980
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:06,960
Speaker 4: buy your sex toys, don't buy the Energizer Bunny. Do

1981
01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:09,280
Speaker 4: a step down about to go to the dollar Tree

1982
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:11,960
Speaker 4: by the Dollar Tree batteries or or or or the

1983
01:32:12,080 --> 01:32:16,000
Speaker 4: off brand because them Energize the Bunny Bunny is a kick.

1984
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:18,240
Speaker 4: Because I had somebody hit me up on Twitter, the Devil, like, Hey,

1985
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:19,639
Speaker 4: can you right that shit strong?

1986
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:21,519
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, I know what I'm talking about.

1987
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:23,000
Speaker 5: Have to work your way up the energizer.

1988
01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:25,120
Speaker 3: You better work it. You will hurt yourself. You put

1989
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:27,040
Speaker 3: them in a Jazon Bunnies. They when they say they

1990
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:29,360
Speaker 3: keep going and going, damn bullshitting.

1991
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:32,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, go those batteries that got like, uh, the ones

1992
01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:33,880
Speaker 5: you gotta freeze first.

1993
01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:38,840
Speaker 3: Or something. You fucking around, You're like, oh, you'll be

1994
01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:40,560
Speaker 3: crying from using that. No, thank you.

1995
01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:43,120
Speaker 5: You gotta go in raiovac. Work your way up. Guys,

1996
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:46,760
Speaker 5: come on this big leagues. All right, man, that's fair.

1997
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,679
Speaker 3: Our game first, one of the churses fucking with black people.

1998
01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:53,000
Speaker 3: So uh, actually they make sure my volumes up because

1999
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:54,400
Speaker 3: it never is when I do this part.

2000
01:32:54,479 --> 01:32:57,479
Speaker 5: All right, there we go. So let's play some fucking

2001
01:32:57,520 --> 01:32:58,160
Speaker 5: with black people.

2002
01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:10,080
Speaker 7: What clapping, we're just fucking with them black and so

2003
01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:13,640
Speaker 7: we're just fucking with them blacks. We're just fucking with

2004
01:33:14,479 --> 01:33:17,120
Speaker 7: fucking with black people. That's right, guys, trying to play

2005
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,080
Speaker 7: fucking with black people, which is a game that we

2006
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:22,400
Speaker 7: play where different people say froggy shit about blackness and

2007
01:33:22,479 --> 01:33:25,400
Speaker 7: then we uh score it from zero to one hundred

2008
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:28,320
Speaker 7: and intervals of twenty five and give them scores for

2009
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:33,080
Speaker 7: fucking with black people. Today's contestant is a lady named

2010
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:36,680
Speaker 7: Annie DiFranco. Well, I had never heard of her tell

2011
01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:39,599
Speaker 7: you yesterday, this is my first time here.

2012
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:43,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like actually, like when I read this shit, I

2013
01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:45,760
Speaker 3: was like, and I guess that's whyte has a point.

2014
01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:49,200
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, but you know, don't kill me anyway.

2015
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:53,519
Speaker 3: Annie DeFranco apparently was like, you know, we need to

2016
01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:59,000
Speaker 3: have a a feminist like get up shit. You know

2017
01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:01,400
Speaker 3: about all this press and ship. You know, we need

2018
01:34:01,479 --> 01:34:05,920
Speaker 3: to have a righteous retreat song camp. And everybody's like, yeah,

2019
01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:08,880
Speaker 3: let's do that. Am I the only one going That

2020
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:11,639
Speaker 3: don't sound like a good idea? Why not? Why?

2021
01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:12,000
Speaker 1: Why not?

2022
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:13,920
Speaker 3: Why can't feminists have a meet up where they have

2023
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:15,000
Speaker 3: a righteous song retreat?

2024
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:18,000
Speaker 5: What's wrong with that camp? Feminists can't meet together?

2025
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:21,120
Speaker 3: They can as long as they ain't. The group on Twitter.

2026
01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:25,960
Speaker 1: Called what was that?

2027
01:34:26,439 --> 01:34:26,760
Speaker 2: What was that?

2028
01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:27,280
Speaker 1: Festival?

2029
01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:31,640
Speaker 6: Lesbians that went, oh, yeah, they have that where she

2030
01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:35,479
Speaker 6: would play and everybody, all the white people dreadlocks.

2031
01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:43,240
Speaker 1: Festival yep, yep, near that grassed.

2032
01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:49,920
Speaker 3: Apparently she wanted to do this song retreat this year,

2033
01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:53,040
Speaker 3: and uh she was gonna do it at a place

2034
01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:56,160
Speaker 3: called not Away, uh plantation in Louisiana.

2035
01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:01,840
Speaker 4: Ye on a plantation, but you want everybody to come

2036
01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:05,479
Speaker 4: of all nationalities and all colors, knowing the history of

2037
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:06,479
Speaker 4: the word plantation.

2038
01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:10,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I personally wouldn't mind, especially if she went

2039
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:12,759
Speaker 3: all the way out and had like full out slaves

2040
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:15,840
Speaker 3: working there, and shit, it's like, you know, like, let's

2041
01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:17,600
Speaker 3: you gonna do it, do it right, let's see the

2042
01:35:17,960 --> 01:35:21,040
Speaker 3: let's see the oppression face to face. Guys, Like I think,

2043
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:23,760
Speaker 3: I really think, like, you know, not far being from

2044
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:26,240
Speaker 3: me to critique black feminists, but I'm going to I

2045
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:28,719
Speaker 3: think they handled it wrong. Instead of going to Twitter

2046
01:35:28,880 --> 01:35:31,280
Speaker 3: and making her stop this, I feel like they should

2047
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:34,960
Speaker 3: have all shown up unannounced in slave gear and just

2048
01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:38,000
Speaker 3: been doing slave shit around them and making those white

2049
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:41,160
Speaker 3: people uncomfortable as fuck. And then somewhere around like ten

2050
01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:43,840
Speaker 3: o'clock at night when everybody goes to bed, you have

2051
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,400
Speaker 3: the slave revolution to burn that motherfucker to the ground.

2052
01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:51,040
Speaker 3: Or you're like, you want a real experience, you want

2053
01:35:51,080 --> 01:35:55,400
Speaker 3: a real experience. We here the help. Oh lord, Oh okay. Anyway,

2054
01:35:56,360 --> 01:36:03,760
Speaker 3: but yeah, they went on Oh go ahead, Jess, yeah,

2055
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:09,479
Speaker 3: take it over. So apparently they went on. Black women

2056
01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:13,679
Speaker 3: went on Facebook and like different places to express their concerns,

2057
01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:17,720
Speaker 3: and she did decide not to do it, which you know,

2058
01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:20,600
Speaker 3: I think most people will go, okay, cool, this is

2059
01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:22,840
Speaker 3: probably like I don't know, twenty five points her bad.

2060
01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:26,640
Speaker 3: She didn't think about it, but did she issue her apology?

2061
01:36:28,280 --> 01:36:31,120
Speaker 3: Oh and first before apology the reason she had to apologize.

2062
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:34,880
Speaker 3: One of her people that worked on the UH on

2063
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:38,040
Speaker 3: the event decided to leave a comment on Facebook in

2064
01:36:38,160 --> 01:36:44,160
Speaker 3: response to everything Okay, Mandy Harrington said, slavery is over.

2065
01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:47,880
Speaker 3: Those days are gone. Why don't you join the venue

2066
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:50,400
Speaker 3: and reclaim the meaning of what the venue could mean?

2067
01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,839
Speaker 3: Make it a place that serves a brand new purpose.

2068
01:36:54,680 --> 01:36:57,680
Speaker 3: Show your fearlessness by showing up and knowing you are

2069
01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:00,960
Speaker 3: allowed to be there to give it new men. Don't

2070
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:03,400
Speaker 3: let the history of a place push people away, do you,

2071
01:37:04,280 --> 01:37:05,759
Speaker 3: and know we can all come together?

2072
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:13,600
Speaker 5: Which is an astounding response, and no one liked it.

2073
01:37:13,640 --> 01:37:15,639
Speaker 3: Apparently I would have liked it if I had known

2074
01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:20,439
Speaker 3: about it, just because it's like so entitled and just like,

2075
01:37:20,640 --> 01:37:22,640
Speaker 3: just listen, let me tell you how to deal with

2076
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:26,200
Speaker 3: your oppression. First of all, go to the places pressed

2077
01:37:26,280 --> 01:37:27,479
Speaker 3: as a white woman listening to me.

2078
01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:34,599
Speaker 1: Second of all, knows what talking about the other.

2079
01:37:36,439 --> 01:37:38,680
Speaker 3: The other part is great, And I don't see enough

2080
01:37:38,720 --> 01:37:41,800
Speaker 3: people respond to it. But she says, do you like

2081
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:44,519
Speaker 3: the slang? Turn like, do you and know we can

2082
01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:47,560
Speaker 3: all come together like, No, not the time. This is

2083
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:49,400
Speaker 3: not the time to go your bonyx. You know you

2084
01:37:49,479 --> 01:37:52,560
Speaker 3: might want to just keep it straight up English. So

2085
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:54,559
Speaker 3: that would add another twenty five points because I thought

2086
01:37:54,600 --> 01:38:01,599
Speaker 3: that was great. Laquida Jones responded, Guess, la Quita says,

2087
01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:04,000
Speaker 3: why are y'all talking like this? Y'all gonna get us

2088
01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:06,719
Speaker 3: a worse name. The garbage that comes out of y'all's

2089
01:38:06,760 --> 01:38:08,960
Speaker 3: mouth when someone tries to work with us is what's

2090
01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:11,840
Speaker 3: keeping everything separated? And Calie says, what do you mean

2091
01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:14,479
Speaker 3: with Quiita says, as a black woman, I'm gonna say this,

2092
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:18,120
Speaker 3: d I as we cannot keep on digging down into

2093
01:38:18,120 --> 01:38:20,679
Speaker 3: the trenches of history to stab those who live amongst

2094
01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:23,839
Speaker 3: us today. I love my friends, and my friends be everybody,

2095
01:38:23,960 --> 01:38:26,200
Speaker 3: including people who happen to be white. When I read

2096
01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:28,040
Speaker 3: read some of the stuff on this thread, to see

2097
01:38:28,120 --> 01:38:31,080
Speaker 3: people of my own color making racist remarks against white people,

2098
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:35,320
Speaker 3: it making me remember when our great leader, Martin Luther King,

2099
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:39,960
Speaker 3: Martin Luther King tat us darkness cannot drive out darkness,

2100
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:42,200
Speaker 3: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate.

2101
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:44,680
Speaker 3: Only love can do that Martin Luther King Jr. And

2102
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:46,519
Speaker 3: then this part is all in cash like she was

2103
01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:50,080
Speaker 3: feeling it. There is no truth in actling like a

2104
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:55,400
Speaker 3: fool's oh ackling aling shit. That girl Mandy up above,

2105
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:58,320
Speaker 3: open her, open her heart up and share a horrific

2106
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:00,840
Speaker 3: experience with us. Told us where her grandma went through,

2107
01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:04,280
Speaker 3: and she stayed damn classy the whole way through. I

2108
01:39:04,479 --> 01:39:08,360
Speaker 3: was hoping to Jesus. I was hoping to Jesus that

2109
01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:10,360
Speaker 3: the further down I read, I was gonna see one

2110
01:39:10,439 --> 01:39:14,920
Speaker 3: of us acting the same way. Liquita said, as someone said,

2111
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:16,599
Speaker 3: Lquita is Mandy? Everyone?

2112
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:23,080
Speaker 1: What that was the white lady as the lad?

2113
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:26,400
Speaker 2: Yes, shut the fuck up, Yes, the evil.

2114
01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:31,600
Speaker 1: Fucking genus is this white man? Oh my god, how

2115
01:39:31,640 --> 01:39:32,240
Speaker 1: do you do that?

2116
01:39:32,479 --> 01:39:32,840
Speaker 2: Why do you.

2117
01:39:34,520 --> 01:39:34,560
Speaker 1: So?

2118
01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:38,040
Speaker 3: Liquita responds, Oh, CALLI let me ask you some Are

2119
01:39:38,120 --> 01:39:41,679
Speaker 3: you black? And this person m f Adaway said, tracked

2120
01:39:41,720 --> 01:39:45,040
Speaker 3: her ip is Mandy. She made that count fifteen minutes

2121
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:46,880
Speaker 3: ago and stole a picture of a black woman from

2122
01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:52,799
Speaker 3: the internet. Oh my god, one hundred points one hundred

2123
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:57,120
Speaker 3: point Oh this is the best. Like this is literally, uh,

2124
01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:59,880
Speaker 3: like I might get bonus points. I think of a

2125
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:03,639
Speaker 3: better way to end the year of fucking with black

2126
01:40:03,680 --> 01:40:08,639
Speaker 3: people than literally creating a fake black face with account

2127
01:40:09,320 --> 01:40:14,160
Speaker 3: and talking all ebonically and shit and fucking like, oh,

2128
01:40:14,240 --> 01:40:17,280
Speaker 3: it's just so good acting.

2129
01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:20,160
Speaker 2: Nobody was just trying to say acting. But then you know.

2130
01:40:22,080 --> 01:40:24,040
Speaker 3: She might have missped on purpose. Who knows.

2131
01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:28,880
Speaker 2: I actually I mean I was on the any the

2132
01:40:28,960 --> 01:40:32,200
Speaker 2: Franco event on Facebook it's been taken down when all

2133
01:40:32,240 --> 01:40:35,400
Speaker 2: this ship was happening, and they took down this conversation

2134
01:40:35,520 --> 01:40:38,040
Speaker 2: and I posted it back up. I posted a link from.

2135
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:42,560
Speaker 3: The get anyone who just never forget.

2136
01:40:42,280 --> 01:40:44,840
Speaker 2: A minute ago this bitch did this ship, like I

2137
01:40:44,920 --> 01:40:48,799
Speaker 2: posted it right at the top, and I never forget.

2138
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:51,439
Speaker 2: They took the whole event down, all the arguments that

2139
01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:54,600
Speaker 2: everybody was having, and I was there instigating. I was

2140
01:40:54,680 --> 01:41:00,360
Speaker 2: just seeing a real asshole about it. So this shit

2141
01:41:00,439 --> 01:41:03,840
Speaker 2: was ridiculous and the point, like, I think it was

2142
01:41:03,920 --> 01:41:07,080
Speaker 2: just done to do the event there. But that's as

2143
01:41:07,080 --> 01:41:08,640
Speaker 2: far as I thought about it. I was just like,

2144
01:41:08,720 --> 01:41:10,439
Speaker 2: y'all gonna be that stupid, that's your ship. I'm not

2145
01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:13,240
Speaker 2: gonna go. But everybody got up in arms about it,

2146
01:41:13,520 --> 01:41:15,040
Speaker 2: and then I was just like, all right, this is interesting.

2147
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:17,160
Speaker 2: But then when they started doing shit like this, I

2148
01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:18,960
Speaker 2: was like, no, this is this is a good time.

2149
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:23,000
Speaker 3: This is this is so good man, Like these things

2150
01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:25,400
Speaker 3: that happened, like, I know that it's other people's job

2151
01:41:25,479 --> 01:41:28,200
Speaker 3: to take it serious, but for me, man, I can't

2152
01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:30,320
Speaker 3: allow my psyche to be fucked with too hard.

2153
01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:31,599
Speaker 5: So I got to laugh at this shit.

2154
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:36,320
Speaker 3: It's so good man, Just like she asked, trolling, ain't it.

2155
01:41:36,479 --> 01:41:39,280
Speaker 3: At some point she was like, oh my god, I'm

2156
01:41:39,320 --> 01:41:43,479
Speaker 3: losing them. I know, I'll create a fake black person account.

2157
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:45,920
Speaker 2: And I think even before she got to that point,

2158
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:47,720
Speaker 2: she was like, I'm losing them. I wonder if any

2159
01:41:47,760 --> 01:41:51,320
Speaker 2: of my black friends would help me. She sent some messages,

2160
01:41:51,439 --> 01:41:53,880
Speaker 2: Hey guys, I really need your help. I'm calling a

2161
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:57,519
Speaker 2: black faith off the and they were like, no, bitch.

2162
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:00,400
Speaker 3: Ude, we ain't jumping into that one. You're gonna have

2163
01:42:00,439 --> 01:42:02,240
Speaker 3: to burn down on your own. We is not giving

2164
01:42:02,240 --> 01:42:06,240
Speaker 3: you the black car for this. She chose Laquita Jones

2165
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:10,120
Speaker 3: as the name. Man, it's so good because it's such

2166
01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:12,080
Speaker 3: a black name too. I was like, why would Laquita

2167
01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:14,040
Speaker 3: Jones if all people just hop in the middle of

2168
01:42:14,120 --> 01:42:21,080
Speaker 3: this right, So good. Oh anyway, man, a hydrid dog like.

2169
01:42:22,760 --> 01:42:23,400
Speaker 2: Jesus into this.

2170
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:31,400
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, I just lord, this could only be himself,

2171
01:42:31,479 --> 01:42:33,280
Speaker 3: she said. She said that while she was picking the

2172
01:42:33,400 --> 01:42:41,240
Speaker 3: cotton open the Duck dynasty field. This could this could

2173
01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:43,400
Speaker 3: only be uh, it could only be better if she

2174
01:42:43,439 --> 01:42:46,080
Speaker 3: had used the N word at some point. Yes, that's

2175
01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:49,840
Speaker 3: the only way this could be over. Man, I had

2176
01:42:49,880 --> 01:42:52,639
Speaker 3: like one O five one that Oh my god.

2177
01:42:52,720 --> 01:42:56,600
Speaker 4: She was like, y'all, niggas need to chill, Like what like,

2178
01:42:57,120 --> 01:43:00,439
Speaker 4: I give you extra points for that. You stuck to

2179
01:43:00,600 --> 01:43:01,479
Speaker 4: that character, ma'am.

2180
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:05,360
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, honestly think that's one of the reasons

2181
01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:08,240
Speaker 2: this dude M. F Adaway looked her up because he

2182
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:10,880
Speaker 2: was like this, this black bitch is going hard on

2183
01:43:10,960 --> 01:43:13,479
Speaker 2: the black guy. Like, but she hasn't said nigga yet.

2184
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:17,200
Speaker 3: Right, yes, something about this And she didn't use Junior

2185
01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:18,120
Speaker 3: after Martin Luther.

2186
01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:24,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you people normally they say you niggas acclin.

2187
01:43:24,439 --> 01:43:26,759
Speaker 3: I love that he just became like a he became

2188
01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:29,680
Speaker 3: like a pro racial profile and ship like accling. We

2189
01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:35,559
Speaker 3: don't say that. And you know it's on purpose because

2190
01:43:35,560 --> 01:43:38,240
Speaker 3: she put a prospriate day into Akling that wasn't that

2191
01:43:39,120 --> 01:43:40,000
Speaker 3: wasn't no mistake.

2192
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:45,280
Speaker 5: But yeah, shout out to Laquita Jones and uh Mandy,

2193
01:43:45,479 --> 01:43:45,680
Speaker 5: and I.

2194
01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:47,920
Speaker 3: Feel bad for the real Laqueta Jones out there going

2195
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:51,080
Speaker 3: god damn it, well she made her up, so whoever,

2196
01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:53,200
Speaker 3: But yeah, that pig, But yeah, it might be like

2197
01:43:53,240 --> 01:43:56,160
Speaker 3: a real person named Laqueta Jones going God damn.

2198
01:43:55,960 --> 01:43:57,720
Speaker 2: It, well, you can figure out how to.

2199
01:43:59,479 --> 01:43:59,759
Speaker 1: Person.

2200
01:44:00,080 --> 01:44:01,880
Speaker 2: Kylie was just a person who was on the thread,

2201
01:44:01,960 --> 01:44:04,439
Speaker 2: Like they took down the event that that this all

2202
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:07,280
Speaker 2: came from. All these notes were on on the event,

2203
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:11,320
Speaker 2: the Facebook event for this thing. So there were hundreds

2204
01:44:11,680 --> 01:44:15,760
Speaker 2: of notes and the best one this black chick was

2205
01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:20,679
Speaker 2: like on all of these arguments. Annie DeFranco has been silent.

2206
01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:23,719
Speaker 2: I think something happened to her. Annie, are you okay?

2207
01:44:33,520 --> 01:44:36,280
Speaker 3: See that's the thing that that Fante doesn't realize about

2208
01:44:36,320 --> 01:44:40,719
Speaker 3: black feminists is when they do get mad, the dragons

2209
01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:42,400
Speaker 3: that have it on the internet are some of the

2210
01:44:42,520 --> 01:44:46,640
Speaker 3: most entertainment going right now, Like I I've laughed so

2211
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:48,679
Speaker 3: hard some days and then be like yo, this white

2212
01:44:48,760 --> 01:44:51,640
Speaker 3: lady has no idea what she's in for and just

2213
01:44:51,760 --> 01:44:54,040
Speaker 3: listening to people like trying to defend like some racist

2214
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:56,240
Speaker 3: ship that they did, especially the jokes. The jokes are

2215
01:44:56,280 --> 01:44:59,400
Speaker 3: the best and uh dd whatever. This lady's name is

2216
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:03,679
Speaker 3: Anie de Frank cause she apologized without saying I'm sorry

2217
01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:07,080
Speaker 3: or and then also at double down on some shit too, like,

2218
01:45:07,600 --> 01:45:10,280
Speaker 3: you know, because we do need to overcome racism and

2219
01:45:10,360 --> 01:45:13,320
Speaker 3: think about the history of everything, not just the plantation,

2220
01:45:13,520 --> 01:45:15,679
Speaker 3: but you know, if we host this at a hotel

2221
01:45:15,760 --> 01:45:19,200
Speaker 3: downtown that might have some implications of history and all this.

2222
01:45:19,360 --> 01:45:21,840
Speaker 5: I was like, just say I'm sorry and walk away.

2223
01:45:22,160 --> 01:45:25,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your best thing. The stamina is unprecedented. All right,

2224
01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:30,360
Speaker 3: second game and the last game. It's time for guests

2225
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:36,120
Speaker 3: the race. Guys, Now that is time for some guests

2226
01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:41,519
Speaker 3: the race. That's right, This guest the race time. I said,

2227
01:45:41,640 --> 01:45:45,960
Speaker 3: Now that is time for some guests the race. That's right,

2228
01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:47,679
Speaker 3: this guest the race time.

2229
01:45:49,560 --> 01:45:51,479
Speaker 5: That's right. It's time for Guess the Race.

2230
01:45:51,640 --> 01:45:54,040
Speaker 3: Number one game show going across all the podcasts land

2231
01:45:54,280 --> 01:45:56,840
Speaker 3: where reread or play news articles from all over the

2232
01:45:56,880 --> 01:45:59,519
Speaker 3: globe and we ask our contestants today Jess Wood and

2233
01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:02,800
Speaker 3: Josh from the Ratchet Hatch of podcast to play Guest

2234
01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:04,120
Speaker 3: the Race.

2235
01:46:04,840 --> 01:46:07,000
Speaker 5: Jess, Josh, are you guys nervous?

2236
01:46:08,160 --> 01:46:08,479
Speaker 2: Ready?

2237
01:46:08,840 --> 01:46:09,240
Speaker 3: All right?

2238
01:46:09,640 --> 01:46:11,800
Speaker 5: Chatroom plays a long chatrooms fair racist. All right, let's

2239
01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:12,240
Speaker 5: get started.

2240
01:46:13,439 --> 01:46:16,599
Speaker 3: A father and his fifteen year old son died Christmas

2241
01:46:16,720 --> 01:46:19,799
Speaker 3: Day while cave diving in her Nand County.

2242
01:46:20,439 --> 01:46:26,800
Speaker 5: What oh, I think this is Florida too.

2243
01:46:28,320 --> 01:46:34,400
Speaker 3: Hernando County sounds like Florida, so old Florida. Obviously, I'll

2244
01:46:34,439 --> 01:46:37,559
Speaker 3: read some more for the chat room, and I'll also

2245
01:46:37,680 --> 01:46:39,400
Speaker 3: say this is this is one of those things that

2246
01:46:39,439 --> 01:46:41,639
Speaker 3: would never happen to Josh because he doesn't do Christmas presents.

2247
01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:46,559
Speaker 3: And now I understand. I take back my ridicule earlier. Josh.

2248
01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:50,040
Speaker 3: You're right, Debbie, say the bodies of Darren Spivey and

2249
01:46:50,080 --> 01:46:55,200
Speaker 3: his son, Dylan Sanchez we'll recovered again. Guess story We'll

2250
01:46:55,240 --> 01:47:00,559
Speaker 3: recovered Wednesday night in the Chess of Howitzka Wildlife Refuge,

2251
01:47:00,920 --> 01:47:03,719
Speaker 3: after they went on a dive to use new equipment

2252
01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:08,680
Speaker 3: that San Chanz received for Christmas, deputies received a call

2253
01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:11,479
Speaker 3: from Holly King, Spobby's fiance, reported that she was unable

2254
01:47:11,479 --> 01:47:14,080
Speaker 3: to contact them. Around three pm, King drove to the

2255
01:47:14,160 --> 01:47:16,679
Speaker 3: site she thought they were diving near Eagles Nest Sink.

2256
01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:20,679
Speaker 3: They called authorities at the locating the car while chemist

2257
01:47:20,760 --> 01:47:23,160
Speaker 3: in the area, Deputies located a hunter who said he

2258
01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:26,000
Speaker 3: saw Spovey and Sanchez suited up to dive around eleven am.

2259
01:47:26,479 --> 01:47:29,400
Speaker 3: He told deputies he returned around six thirty and found

2260
01:47:29,439 --> 01:47:30,880
Speaker 3: the car, but no sign of the divers.

2261
01:47:32,160 --> 01:47:34,040
Speaker 5: They located the bodies around eight thirty pm.

2262
01:47:34,439 --> 01:47:37,000
Speaker 3: They say Spabby was a certified diver, but not a

2263
01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:38,400
Speaker 3: certified cave diver.

2264
01:47:39,400 --> 01:47:41,480
Speaker 5: Oh a lot of confidence.

2265
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:41,479
Speaker 3: There, man.

2266
01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:46,120
Speaker 5: And san Chaz was not a certified diver. He's a kid.

2267
01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:50,160
Speaker 3: Since then, Hernando County Fire Chief Kevin Carroll said it

2268
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:52,599
Speaker 3: appears the two divers had reached the main cavern area

2269
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:58,200
Speaker 3: of Eagle Nests Sink, which is part of the overall Chastahawiska.

2270
01:47:58,880 --> 01:48:00,360
Speaker 5: Wildlife management system.

2271
01:48:00,439 --> 01:48:02,559
Speaker 3: One of the bodies was located just inside the cave

2272
01:48:02,640 --> 01:48:05,680
Speaker 3: at sixty seven feet. A second was found at one

2273
01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:08,639
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty seven feet. It was unfortunate. Our hearts

2274
01:48:08,640 --> 01:48:10,960
Speaker 3: and prayers go out to the family and friends. Carol said.

2275
01:48:10,960 --> 01:48:13,000
Speaker 3: The two divers were friends with some of the fire

2276
01:48:13,040 --> 01:48:16,240
Speaker 3: department employees. You know, it's weird, like how did that happen?

2277
01:48:16,360 --> 01:48:18,080
Speaker 3: Like did they run out of air? Was there not

2278
01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:21,920
Speaker 3: enough air in the chang? Something went very wrong? Yeah,

2279
01:48:22,080 --> 01:48:24,960
Speaker 3: Like it was most people drowned. Most people don't know this.

2280
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:26,800
Speaker 3: Most people don't drown because they can't swim. Most of

2281
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:28,480
Speaker 3: the times, the people that drowned are overconfident.

2282
01:48:28,720 --> 01:48:31,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the motherfuckers like me who can't swim that good. Stay,

2283
01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:32,760
Speaker 4: I ass is out the water, so you ain't have

2284
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:33,519
Speaker 4: to worry about.

2285
01:48:33,360 --> 01:48:39,760
Speaker 3: Us, right, Yes, dead people, So guess the race of

2286
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,200
Speaker 3: Oh you guys already went white?

2287
01:48:41,280 --> 01:48:43,320
Speaker 5: All right, let me check the chat room. See what

2288
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:43,880
Speaker 5: they believe.

2289
01:48:45,840 --> 01:48:49,880
Speaker 3: Their backs got a little too wet, says thieves till

2290
01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:50,839
Speaker 3: it comes trainers.

2291
01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:53,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw blackfish yesterday.

2292
01:48:54,080 --> 01:48:57,639
Speaker 3: Man san Chanz is throwing me off, But I'm going white,

2293
01:48:57,720 --> 01:49:02,200
Speaker 3: san Chanz, I say Hispanic border crossing, slick back legal alien, Mexican, white, white.

2294
01:49:02,400 --> 01:49:04,720
Speaker 5: He was chasing water, he was chasing waterfalls. That's not

2295
01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:06,120
Speaker 5: a race impossible.

2296
01:49:06,160 --> 01:49:08,840
Speaker 3: White man in training white, he micked white ling white

2297
01:49:08,880 --> 01:49:11,640
Speaker 3: and kins one who married a black man just to

2298
01:49:11,720 --> 01:49:15,680
Speaker 3: get away with calling her kid little neglete. They were

2299
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:20,400
Speaker 3: trying to get their cousins over from Cuba, a bit

2300
01:49:21,040 --> 01:49:24,439
Speaker 3: over comed in white. White, and one who used cheese

2301
01:49:24,479 --> 01:49:27,000
Speaker 3: and the take instead of oxygen and went back.

2302
01:49:27,080 --> 01:49:30,040
Speaker 5: The correct answer is white.

2303
01:49:30,800 --> 01:49:37,760
Speaker 3: That's right. That was white, and some people missed it

2304
01:49:41,680 --> 01:49:44,400
Speaker 3: and h yeah, if you guys saw the picture, they

2305
01:49:44,479 --> 01:49:46,519
Speaker 3: look white dog. So if they got pulled over in

2306
01:49:46,560 --> 01:49:52,840
Speaker 3: South Carolina, they get let go. Yeah, you guys called

2307
01:49:52,840 --> 01:49:57,280
Speaker 3: it like a sentence into that ship. That's like a record. Yeah,

2308
01:49:57,800 --> 01:50:00,519
Speaker 3: I knew you guys would be on it. Man a

2309
01:50:00,640 --> 01:50:03,800
Speaker 3: teen is charging the murder of his mother on Christmas Eve.

2310
01:50:07,680 --> 01:50:08,320
Speaker 2: Keep going, Keep Going.

2311
01:50:09,520 --> 01:50:12,160
Speaker 3: A woman was stabbed was found stabbed and beating the

2312
01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:13,400
Speaker 3: death in her home on Christmas.

2313
01:50:13,439 --> 01:50:15,280
Speaker 5: Even her seventeen year old son has been charged at

2314
01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:15,639
Speaker 5: the crime.

2315
01:50:16,280 --> 01:50:21,120
Speaker 3: William Brandon, eight a lot, was arrested Tuesday night and

2316
01:50:21,360 --> 01:50:23,639
Speaker 3: charged with premeditated murder and the death of his mother.

2317
01:50:23,800 --> 01:50:28,799
Speaker 5: Sharing aight a Lot, a teacher at Holly Navarre Middle School.

2318
01:50:29,920 --> 01:50:35,400
Speaker 3: This is a white premeditated This is a sad day

2319
01:50:35,439 --> 01:50:38,840
Speaker 3: for the family, said Tim Witers Dick with Wirel's dick

2320
01:50:40,040 --> 01:50:42,479
Speaker 3: and that that is the worst last name ever for

2321
01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:44,559
Speaker 3: a superintendent. You know, he gets a lot of hell

2322
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:52,320
Speaker 3: at school. Wirels Dick, the ser The Santa Rosa County

2323
01:50:52,360 --> 01:50:55,679
Speaker 3: Sheriff Office was called to the house around six pm

2324
01:50:55,720 --> 01:50:59,360
Speaker 3: on Tuesday after someone stopped buying discovered her, but investigators

2325
01:50:59,439 --> 01:51:01,719
Speaker 3: arrived they found open front door smear would what appear

2326
01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:04,960
Speaker 3: to be blood just inside her, just inside her body

2327
01:51:05,040 --> 01:51:06,800
Speaker 3: lay on the floor in the pool of blood. She

2328
01:51:06,920 --> 01:51:09,040
Speaker 3: had a large Knight kitchen knife sticking out of her

2329
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:13,080
Speaker 3: eye socket. God damn, and had been stabbed and cut

2330
01:51:13,200 --> 01:51:15,599
Speaker 3: multiple times. He couldn't have deep slashed her own throat.

2331
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:19,840
Speaker 3: She also had been beaten with a baseball bat. One

2332
01:51:19,880 --> 01:51:20,120
Speaker 3: of us.

2333
01:51:20,200 --> 01:51:22,519
Speaker 5: She got him for Christmas once again.

2334
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:25,720
Speaker 3: Josh Sommer's right. Don't yeah, don't give pokes against them,

2335
01:51:25,760 --> 01:51:28,200
Speaker 3: might kill you with them. You can't trust these little motherfuckers. Man,

2336
01:51:28,760 --> 01:51:32,200
Speaker 3: give them the weapons of your demise. After the crime,

2337
01:51:32,320 --> 01:51:35,559
Speaker 3: her son reportedly fled the scene. He was found about

2338
01:51:35,560 --> 01:51:37,600
Speaker 3: three hours later at a nearby residence where he had

2339
01:51:37,640 --> 01:51:40,080
Speaker 3: been standing since he began arguing with his mother in September.

2340
01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:43,559
Speaker 5: He came in for questioning without resistance. His clothes were clean,

2341
01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:45,800
Speaker 5: but a bit of dry blood remained on his wrist.

2342
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:51,080
Speaker 3: Yes, he's scrub good enough during questioning. During questioning, he

2343
01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:54,040
Speaker 3: was calm and appeared emotionless other than giving a few

2344
01:51:54,080 --> 01:51:57,439
Speaker 3: small smiles as he confessed to the murder. He was

2345
01:51:57,760 --> 01:52:00,679
Speaker 3: he's being held at uh Wizday had said Rosa County

2346
01:52:00,760 --> 01:52:04,160
Speaker 3: jail with no bond. She taught sixth and seventh grade

2347
01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:07,960
Speaker 3: of science, and she been tention since nineteen ninety eight.

2348
01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:13,559
Speaker 3: Wirel's Dick said that crisis of support system was already

2349
01:52:13,640 --> 01:52:16,800
Speaker 3: being set up in the aftermath of the tragedy. He said,

2350
01:52:16,880 --> 01:52:19,479
Speaker 3: that's our highest priority. So you guys are both going white.

2351
01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:21,840
Speaker 5: Let's check the.

2352
01:52:21,880 --> 01:52:24,439
Speaker 3: Chat room see what they believe the race is here.

2353
01:52:25,800 --> 01:52:32,400
Speaker 3: Let's see name sounds like a law firm. White, white,

2354
01:52:32,800 --> 01:52:35,240
Speaker 3: white as a hippie who meditates on New Year's Eve.

2355
01:52:35,400 --> 01:52:36,160
Speaker 5: Sorry jess.

2356
01:52:37,880 --> 01:52:41,760
Speaker 3: One who prefers wine and crackers with his cheese, white

2357
01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:46,599
Speaker 3: hemp clothware. Called her by her first name the whole

2358
01:52:46,640 --> 01:52:50,680
Speaker 3: time he was killing her pal face. Oh oh, that

2359
01:52:50,880 --> 01:52:51,720
Speaker 3: is white people's shit.

2360
01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:52,040
Speaker 1: Man.

2361
01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:56,320
Speaker 3: I knew he was getting gold played the iPhone instead

2362
01:52:56,320 --> 01:53:01,639
Speaker 3: of platinum diamond iPhone. White one who should have left

2363
01:53:01,680 --> 01:53:05,639
Speaker 3: home alone, a caulaie cock and wiz nai nail foul dust.

2364
01:53:06,520 --> 01:53:09,760
Speaker 3: She didn't see it coming. White crazy date, raping mother

2365
01:53:09,880 --> 01:53:12,679
Speaker 3: killing privilege, saying the N word when they are lone

2366
01:53:12,840 --> 01:53:16,519
Speaker 3: singing some rap songs. White one who thinks it's cute

2367
01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:18,920
Speaker 3: that their kids cuss them out when the kids are young,

2368
01:53:19,080 --> 01:53:21,160
Speaker 3: only to end up dead when that bad little fucker

2369
01:53:21,200 --> 01:53:27,880
Speaker 3: gets older. You guys, are these motherfuckers just enjoying this one?

2370
01:53:28,520 --> 01:53:31,479
Speaker 3: Junior Pinktoe who was mad his mom didn't crust his

2371
01:53:31,640 --> 01:53:34,840
Speaker 3: Christmas iPhone with diamonds. White boy who warned his mother

2372
01:53:34,960 --> 01:53:37,880
Speaker 3: not to get the Xbox three sixties the Xbox one.

2373
01:53:40,200 --> 01:53:43,320
Speaker 3: Let's see out of damn Spot. Uh oh out out

2374
01:53:43,439 --> 01:53:47,240
Speaker 3: dawn Spot didn't get an Xbox One for Christmas. White affluenza,

2375
01:53:47,320 --> 01:53:52,720
Speaker 3: having white privilege, having dude bro alabaster. That's one we've

2376
01:53:52,800 --> 01:53:54,479
Speaker 3: never had before. At the end of the year, I

2377
01:53:54,640 --> 01:53:57,639
Speaker 3: like that Natasha uh the type of child who says

2378
01:53:57,680 --> 01:53:59,920
Speaker 3: fuck you, mom and doesn't get a kitchen knife in

2379
01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:05,599
Speaker 3: I said from toy story, moving up to the people

2380
01:54:05,800 --> 01:54:09,320
Speaker 3: to people white, he who's privilege will get him probation,

2381
01:54:09,439 --> 01:54:12,360
Speaker 3: white smallpox, blanket giver, and pacey Peckerwood.

2382
01:54:12,439 --> 01:54:14,720
Speaker 5: The correct answer is and I think everyone.

2383
01:54:14,439 --> 01:54:18,519
Speaker 3: Got the right. Y'all on the roll. Y'all y'all, y'all

2384
01:54:18,640 --> 01:54:21,040
Speaker 3: good at this game? Yeah, well you listen to that

2385
01:54:21,160 --> 01:54:23,760
Speaker 3: show Man. They sound like they would be good at

2386
01:54:23,800 --> 01:54:27,040
Speaker 3: this game. Yes, like, yep, they broke that one down

2387
01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:30,400
Speaker 3: all the way, all right, Here's here's another one. Guys.

2388
01:54:32,280 --> 01:54:35,640
Speaker 3: This is about this happened in New York, and this

2389
01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:38,400
Speaker 3: is not the criminal but the victim that I'm trying

2390
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:42,280
Speaker 3: to get the race for. Okay, guys, a victim's name

2391
01:54:42,360 --> 01:54:45,640
Speaker 3: is Kevin Cook. A gun tony mugger in Central Park,

2392
01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:48,760
Speaker 3: was so disappointed by his victim's cheap flip phone that

2393
01:54:48,880 --> 01:54:54,440
Speaker 3: he gave it back. What Once he saw my phone,

2394
01:54:54,520 --> 01:54:56,520
Speaker 3: he looked at it like what the fuck is this

2395
01:54:56,760 --> 01:54:59,760
Speaker 3: and gave it back to me, recalled Kevin Cook, twenty five, Brooklyn.

2396
01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:05,120
Speaker 3: This is black. It's like a third It's like a Kevin.

2397
01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:10,640
Speaker 3: It's like a three year old generation Windows phone, said Cook,

2398
01:55:11,320 --> 01:55:14,320
Speaker 3: a New York sports club salesman who was walking with

2399
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:18,280
Speaker 3: a pile near West Drive in the sixties at twelve

2400
01:55:18,360 --> 01:55:21,080
Speaker 3: thirty am Saturday. I guess he didn't think he could

2401
01:55:21,080 --> 01:55:23,960
Speaker 3: get anything for it. Cook at it, it's kind of humorous.

2402
01:55:24,520 --> 01:55:27,200
Speaker 3: The gunman who threatened to kill Cook and his friend

2403
01:55:27,800 --> 01:55:29,720
Speaker 3: was wearing a dark green winter coat and blue jeans.

2404
01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:32,800
Speaker 3: Is accomplished, wore long black hair in a ponytail. Both

2405
01:55:32,880 --> 01:55:35,320
Speaker 3: fled before cost could catch up to them, and the

2406
01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:38,240
Speaker 3: theft marks the thirteenth frivary reporter in Central Park in

2407
01:55:38,280 --> 01:55:41,680
Speaker 3: twenty thirteen, same number as last year. And you guys

2408
01:55:41,720 --> 01:55:45,840
Speaker 3: are going with black for Kevin Cook, the victim, White

2409
01:55:45,840 --> 01:55:49,720
Speaker 3: people robbed him. Well, they did say a ponytail. Yeah, no,

2410
01:55:50,080 --> 01:55:51,920
Speaker 3: I don't think that's a style for black people. I

2411
01:55:51,960 --> 01:55:56,680
Speaker 3: don't think Snoop Dogg snoop linesoop snoop line. Is he

2412
01:55:56,760 --> 01:55:57,360
Speaker 3: back in style?

2413
01:55:58,760 --> 01:55:59,959
Speaker 2: He's got that per ponytail.

2414
01:56:00,960 --> 01:56:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, give me that relaxed Give me your phone, fizzle dizzle,

2415
01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:10,200
Speaker 3: old black, an old black guy who needs his phone

2416
01:56:10,440 --> 01:56:13,560
Speaker 3: just to be a phone black. He's twenty five, said

2417
01:56:13,600 --> 01:56:16,520
Speaker 3: in the article Guys, Paul Andre Joseph said, a savior

2418
01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:21,640
Speaker 3: of all animals, foreign and domestic. He's the cheesiest free

2419
01:56:21,760 --> 01:56:26,320
Speaker 3: track phone. Have a negro frugal white man. Negronis blackness.

2420
01:56:26,760 --> 01:56:30,440
Speaker 3: Trayvon's cousin white just strolling in Central Park at night

2421
01:56:31,800 --> 01:56:35,080
Speaker 3: was Christmas shopping for his kid black? Oh wait, that's

2422
01:56:35,160 --> 01:56:36,080
Speaker 3: actually kind of nice.

2423
01:56:36,280 --> 01:56:38,800
Speaker 5: It was the first time. Yeah, oh wait, you're talking about.

2424
01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:43,320
Speaker 3: That talking about the criminal you son of a bitch, Yeah,

2425
01:56:44,320 --> 01:56:46,320
Speaker 3: son of a bitch. Pat thought you were saying black

2426
01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:49,440
Speaker 3: people could be fathers. Nope, should have heeded the woman

2427
01:56:49,480 --> 01:56:52,880
Speaker 3: from those bill hater commercials. White one who waits for

2428
01:56:53,360 --> 01:56:57,000
Speaker 3: their father to return to Noahville. White dude bro with

2429
01:56:57,280 --> 01:57:02,600
Speaker 3: a ironic sense of the electron Obama phone recipient phone

2430
01:57:02,680 --> 01:57:05,640
Speaker 3: in his Bible, baby Mama name and too cheap black

2431
01:57:05,720 --> 01:57:08,120
Speaker 3: and to Chia for insurance on his iPhone Black. The

2432
01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:12,440
Speaker 3: correct answer is the victim here was white.

2433
01:57:18,520 --> 01:57:24,880
Speaker 5: That's right. I think one person got that right. And

2434
01:57:25,000 --> 01:57:26,960
Speaker 5: I'll put a link to the article in the chat.

2435
01:57:26,840 --> 01:57:30,320
Speaker 3: Room because I was shot at the picture. Go wow, yeah,

2436
01:57:30,440 --> 01:57:30,880
Speaker 3: they had.

2437
01:57:30,880 --> 01:57:34,240
Speaker 2: Me cooked to That's that's like a black jazz player's name.

2438
01:57:35,120 --> 01:57:38,720
Speaker 5: Especially when he especially when he cussed in the article

2439
01:57:38,800 --> 01:57:39,360
Speaker 5: to the reporter.

2440
01:57:39,440 --> 01:57:41,480
Speaker 3: I was like, only black people do that, right, Like

2441
01:57:41,840 --> 01:57:45,040
Speaker 3: white people don't cuss in public like that on the record.

2442
01:57:45,560 --> 01:57:47,480
Speaker 5: That's that's our ship. Like man, it was just like

2443
01:57:47,520 --> 01:57:48,760
Speaker 5: a fucking lipticon something.

2444
01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:51,720
Speaker 3: And I mean it's like an old answer. It's like

2445
01:57:52,360 --> 01:57:55,080
Speaker 3: a phone I had back in like two thousand. This

2446
01:57:55,200 --> 01:57:58,520
Speaker 3: phone is. I'm surprised that still rings. All right, it's

2447
01:57:58,560 --> 01:58:00,720
Speaker 3: time for the bonus round, guys, over the points. Double

2448
01:58:00,760 --> 01:58:02,360
Speaker 3: the racism. You can get right back in this. I

2449
01:58:02,480 --> 01:58:03,720
Speaker 3: know you guys just missed one.

2450
01:58:04,000 --> 01:58:13,800
Speaker 5: But here we go, there's another chance. Double the point,

2451
01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:19,400
Speaker 5: double the race, double the points and the race.

2452
01:58:20,120 --> 01:58:23,280
Speaker 3: That's right, guys, it's the bonus round of guests, the race,

2453
01:58:23,440 --> 01:58:25,920
Speaker 3: and now everything's worth double the points, door racecism. If

2454
01:58:25,960 --> 01:58:28,240
Speaker 3: you missed a couple, don't worry. You can get right

2455
01:58:28,320 --> 01:58:31,720
Speaker 3: back in it. Right now, here we go for all

2456
01:58:31,840 --> 01:58:42,160
Speaker 3: the marbles. Christmas is a bad time for families. Man, okay, Chicago.

2457
01:58:42,720 --> 01:58:45,360
Speaker 3: Uh there's a man being hell without bond. Let me

2458
01:58:45,400 --> 01:58:46,720
Speaker 3: see if I can play. I wonder if I can

2459
01:58:46,760 --> 01:58:49,920
Speaker 3: play this le No, all right. A team charged with

2460
01:58:50,120 --> 01:58:54,080
Speaker 3: killing his aunt's boyfriend allegedly cut off the victim's head

2461
01:58:54,160 --> 01:58:56,400
Speaker 3: and left it on his aunt's bed as a present

2462
01:58:56,520 --> 01:58:57,440
Speaker 3: on Christmas Day.

2463
01:58:57,840 --> 01:58:59,680
Speaker 5: According to prosecutors, what.

2464
01:59:00,120 --> 01:59:03,480
Speaker 4: Gift you know what, Josh, I'm gonna have to be

2465
01:59:03,640 --> 01:59:06,040
Speaker 4: like you dout because I don't want this shit.

2466
01:59:06,160 --> 01:59:06,920
Speaker 3: You can keep all this?

2467
01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:08,680
Speaker 1: No?

2468
01:59:09,280 --> 01:59:11,680
Speaker 3: Uh wow, wait, why would Jish have to keep this?

2469
01:59:12,040 --> 01:59:12,080
Speaker 1: No?

2470
01:59:12,280 --> 01:59:14,160
Speaker 4: No, he's talking about like Christmas and all that stuff

2471
01:59:14,240 --> 01:59:16,320
Speaker 4: like like that. That that's one gift. I'm like, nah,

2472
01:59:16,360 --> 01:59:19,520
Speaker 4: you can keep that one, right receipt?

2473
01:59:19,920 --> 01:59:22,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, can I return this?

2474
01:59:23,560 --> 01:59:29,200
Speaker 3: Alexis Valdez eighteen was uh, well, he's a dude. Maybe

2475
01:59:29,240 --> 01:59:34,920
Speaker 3: it's pronounced Alexi, Alexi or Alexis. Valdez, eighteen has been

2476
01:59:35,000 --> 01:59:37,640
Speaker 3: charged the first degree murder for allegedly killing forty one

2477
01:59:37,720 --> 01:59:43,000
Speaker 3: year old Selvestri Diaz Hernandez inside the basement apartment early

2478
01:59:43,120 --> 01:59:47,000
Speaker 3: Christmas morning. At a bond hearing Thursday afternoon, prosecutors unveil

2479
01:59:47,040 --> 01:59:49,600
Speaker 3: a gruesome story in attempt to keep Valdez detained. They

2480
01:59:49,680 --> 01:59:51,440
Speaker 3: said he had been living with his aunt and her

2481
01:59:51,520 --> 01:59:54,240
Speaker 3: boyfriend and was supposed to be helping pay the bills,

2482
01:59:54,880 --> 01:59:57,600
Speaker 3: but he had stopped working. After several arguments about the expenses,

2483
01:59:57,680 --> 02:00:00,640
Speaker 3: Valdaz was asked to move out. The defenders behavior cause

2484
02:00:00,680 --> 02:00:03,800
Speaker 3: ongoing tention because of defending and his aunt and the victim,

2485
02:00:04,120 --> 02:00:06,280
Speaker 3: I mean between all of those people without his name,

2486
02:00:06,560 --> 02:00:09,520
Speaker 3: prosecutor said, our dad's confessed killing das her Nan Dads

2487
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:12,240
Speaker 3: with a hammer by hitting him several times in the

2488
02:00:12,360 --> 02:00:16,480
Speaker 3: head and smashing a hole in his skull. Shit. Yeah,

2489
02:00:17,360 --> 02:00:17,680
Speaker 3: we just.

2490
02:00:21,240 --> 02:00:25,600
Speaker 1: And hitting them again and again. It just was was addictive.

2491
02:00:26,760 --> 02:00:31,720
Speaker 3: He has maybe he uh you know, maybe it's the

2492
02:00:31,840 --> 02:00:34,400
Speaker 3: uncle Paul. Maybe he brought it in on himself. He's like, listen,

2493
02:00:34,560 --> 02:00:36,360
Speaker 3: we need to sit down and hammer this thing out

2494
02:00:36,920 --> 02:00:43,040
Speaker 3: and he just took it very He took it literally,

2495
02:00:43,200 --> 02:00:46,440
Speaker 3: took it very very literally. We can hammer this out,

2496
02:00:46,480 --> 02:00:48,600
Speaker 3: all right. You're not paying bills, you know, I mean problems.

2497
02:00:48,600 --> 02:00:50,440
Speaker 3: I got. I need this, like I need another hole

2498
02:00:50,520 --> 02:00:53,680
Speaker 3: in the head. And it was like I could arrange

2499
02:00:53,720 --> 02:00:57,760
Speaker 3: that one yea. Our dads allegedly used loud music and

2500
02:00:57,840 --> 02:01:01,320
Speaker 3: covered the apartment windows and cut off the victims head, ears, nose,

2501
02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:03,640
Speaker 3: and goals out his eyes. He then placed their head

2502
02:01:03,680 --> 02:01:05,920
Speaker 3: on his aunt's bed. He said he wanted to leave

2503
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:09,800
Speaker 3: his aunt a present. He also allegedly cut off Diez

2504
02:01:10,040 --> 02:01:13,680
Speaker 3: Hernandez's left arm and mutilated the body. After the murder,

2505
02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:15,520
Speaker 3: Valdez called, now, I won't want to report a dead

2506
02:01:15,560 --> 02:01:17,440
Speaker 3: body in the apartment. When the operator asked if he

2507
02:01:17,480 --> 02:01:19,520
Speaker 3: had tipped the CPR, he laughed and said the body

2508
02:01:19,560 --> 02:01:20,440
Speaker 3: had no head.

2509
02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:24,880
Speaker 1: At my lips on its lips.

2510
02:01:26,720 --> 02:01:27,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

2511
02:01:27,720 --> 02:01:29,120
Speaker 3: I love when crazy people.

2512
02:01:29,280 --> 02:01:33,040
Speaker 5: I love when crazy people laugh at the same person

2513
02:01:33,160 --> 02:01:34,600
Speaker 5: like they're the crazy. You know what it's like.

2514
02:01:34,840 --> 02:01:38,160
Speaker 3: But did you try cpruck? No, man, I cut down?

2515
02:01:38,240 --> 02:01:41,640
Speaker 3: Why would I do that? Who tries on the cap?

2516
02:01:41,880 --> 02:01:43,560
Speaker 3: You're funny? You funny? Nine one one.

2517
02:01:44,440 --> 02:01:49,560
Speaker 5: We ain't got come pick me up. As you can see,

2518
02:01:49,600 --> 02:01:50,720
Speaker 5: I disarmed him already.

2519
02:01:52,520 --> 02:01:56,560
Speaker 3: Police officers reportedly found Valdez covered in blood.

2520
02:01:56,840 --> 02:01:58,520
Speaker 5: The alleged killer made a chilling statement.

2521
02:01:58,520 --> 02:02:01,040
Speaker 3: According to the prosecutor, if his ant had come home

2522
02:02:01,120 --> 02:02:03,120
Speaker 3: and seen the victim's body, then he would have killed

2523
02:02:03,120 --> 02:02:07,560
Speaker 3: her as well. Valdez was ordered hell without bell Friday.

2524
02:02:07,640 --> 02:02:10,440
Speaker 3: Guess the race of Alexis.

2525
02:02:10,120 --> 02:02:16,320
Speaker 2: Valdez A sound Spanish?

2526
02:02:16,600 --> 02:02:18,840
Speaker 3: All right, let's check the chat room. See what they believe.

2527
02:02:19,280 --> 02:02:23,080
Speaker 3: The race of Alexis Valdez is living la vita loca.

2528
02:02:24,720 --> 02:02:28,520
Speaker 3: He got Foreliz Navidad mixed up with da Dad loves myrtos.

2529
02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:33,640
Speaker 3: Oh one who has a slip and slide on his back,

2530
02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:37,640
Speaker 3: O ole ole ole ole.

2531
02:02:39,040 --> 02:02:39,600
Speaker 5: Latino.

2532
02:02:40,440 --> 02:02:42,879
Speaker 3: One who lost his job as a citrus fruit expert

2533
02:02:43,000 --> 02:02:47,200
Speaker 3: to a Vato Latino orange selling standing outside of home

2534
02:02:47,280 --> 02:02:49,960
Speaker 3: depot for working hammers, cutting heads off in wares.

2535
02:02:50,000 --> 02:02:53,959
Speaker 5: Mexican. A true fan of Danny Trejo and Machete.

2536
02:02:55,680 --> 02:02:58,400
Speaker 3: I like that one. Water all on the chain, Wait,

2537
02:02:58,520 --> 02:03:01,720
Speaker 3: water all on my chain, water all of my rings,

2538
02:03:02,200 --> 02:03:03,440
Speaker 3: water all on my back.

2539
02:03:04,040 --> 02:03:06,720
Speaker 5: Don't believe me? Just packed being be there. That's black.

2540
02:03:08,040 --> 02:03:11,280
Speaker 3: One who had ice skating on their back in below

2541
02:03:11,360 --> 02:03:16,839
Speaker 3: freezing weather, most likely to kill their dance partner by throwing.

2542
02:03:16,720 --> 02:03:17,520
Speaker 5: Them into a ceiling.

2543
02:03:17,680 --> 02:03:25,320
Speaker 3: His fag all, I watched the Dirty Dancing the other day,

2544
02:03:25,360 --> 02:03:28,640
Speaker 3: and let me tell you something. One who sold chicklists

2545
02:03:28,800 --> 02:03:31,320
Speaker 3: in an intersection while his mom worked as a maid

2546
02:03:31,680 --> 02:03:35,440
Speaker 3: for congressmen who will vote to deport them. Like he

2547
02:03:35,520 --> 02:03:40,720
Speaker 3: got serious and politically, that's a deep cut. He's like,

2548
02:03:40,800 --> 02:03:44,320
Speaker 3: I know that guy, Amigo, just needed a little time

2549
02:03:44,400 --> 02:03:54,839
Speaker 3: to get ahead. Less Pablo's de hermanos essay going insane

2550
02:03:54,880 --> 02:03:57,400
Speaker 3: in the membrane when insane.

2551
02:03:57,000 --> 02:03:57,880
Speaker 5: On that dude's memory.

2552
02:03:59,400 --> 02:04:03,560
Speaker 3: One whose uncle stands outside of home depot carved a

2553
02:04:03,760 --> 02:04:08,160
Speaker 3: shrine of Jesus in black Dudes back, Latino, Eddie Guerrero

2554
02:04:08,280 --> 02:04:11,680
Speaker 3: got a real short fuse these days, Hispanic.

2555
02:04:12,720 --> 02:04:14,440
Speaker 5: And put some hot sauce on my burrito.

2556
02:04:14,600 --> 02:04:17,240
Speaker 3: Baby. I think redvo site says that every time. And

2557
02:04:18,360 --> 02:04:22,160
Speaker 3: let's see the correct essa is here, Latino. You guys

2558
02:04:22,200 --> 02:04:27,760
Speaker 3: got it right, yeah, very very good at this game.

2559
02:04:28,440 --> 02:04:30,560
Speaker 3: Guys are back man, the old the points. You guys

2560
02:04:30,640 --> 02:04:34,920
Speaker 3: got back in it man, all right, man, we'll do

2561
02:04:35,040 --> 02:04:38,240
Speaker 3: one more, last one. This is a last guest. The

2562
02:04:38,320 --> 02:04:41,920
Speaker 3: Race of twenty thirteen guys, will you get it right?

2563
02:04:43,400 --> 02:04:46,960
Speaker 3: A Phlossmore team was ordered held on two million dollars

2564
02:04:47,040 --> 02:04:50,960
Speaker 3: bond Sunday after he was charged with killing his older brother.

2565
02:04:52,640 --> 02:04:56,480
Speaker 3: Michael T, fifteen, who was charged as an adult with

2566
02:04:56,600 --> 02:04:59,600
Speaker 3: first degree murder, told authorities that bullying drove him to

2567
02:04:59,640 --> 02:05:03,600
Speaker 3: commit the crime. The defendant indicated that he'd been a

2568
02:05:03,680 --> 02:05:06,000
Speaker 3: victim of pride bullion and later admitted to plenty of

2569
02:05:06,000 --> 02:05:08,960
Speaker 3: the attack, Assistant State Attorney Sewan Abraham said during the

2570
02:05:09,000 --> 02:05:13,200
Speaker 3: Sunday afternoon bond hearing, police in the South suburb was

2571
02:05:13,240 --> 02:05:15,760
Speaker 3: summoned to the family's home about a domestic service before

2572
02:05:15,800 --> 02:05:20,520
Speaker 3: one am Friday. They found Stephen T twenty five a disgrace,

2573
02:05:20,600 --> 02:05:24,680
Speaker 3: the big brothers everywhere inside the reverend, inside the residence

2574
02:05:24,760 --> 02:05:27,560
Speaker 3: with multiple stab rooms. Look, I'm only three and a

2575
02:05:27,600 --> 02:05:30,680
Speaker 3: half years older than my brother. No fucking way I'm

2576
02:05:30,720 --> 02:05:33,360
Speaker 3: letting him kill me. The embarrassment is too much. It's

2577
02:05:33,520 --> 02:05:35,440
Speaker 3: only that, like I don't even it's not even like

2578
02:05:35,520 --> 02:05:38,640
Speaker 3: a reason other than I'm older than him and I

2579
02:05:38,720 --> 02:05:43,400
Speaker 3: can't have that happen. Like, are you serio you're about

2580
02:05:43,400 --> 02:05:43,760
Speaker 3: to kill me?

2581
02:05:43,760 --> 02:05:44,680
Speaker 5: I will kill you first.

2582
02:05:44,720 --> 02:05:48,320
Speaker 3: Fuck this the younger tea allegedly waited for his brother

2583
02:05:48,360 --> 02:05:51,520
Speaker 3: in the upstairs bedroom and began attacking with the golf

2584
02:05:51,560 --> 02:05:52,480
Speaker 3: club when he got home.

2585
02:05:54,560 --> 02:05:55,800
Speaker 5: Twenty five is a little too.

2586
02:05:55,760 --> 02:05:57,880
Speaker 3: Old to keep beating up your fifteen year older, Like

2587
02:05:57,920 --> 02:05:59,520
Speaker 3: you should be out trying to get pussy or something

2588
02:05:59,520 --> 02:06:02,680
Speaker 3: at this point, other things to tie your time up with. Yeah, like,

2589
02:06:02,800 --> 02:06:05,400
Speaker 3: once I got vagina, I gave a fuck about anything

2590
02:06:05,480 --> 02:06:08,440
Speaker 3: my brother was doing. That wasn't stopping me from giving vagina.

2591
02:06:08,560 --> 02:06:11,200
Speaker 5: That's it. I was like, all right, man, I'm good,

2592
02:06:11,960 --> 02:06:14,120
Speaker 5: let's play games. Nope, done with those.

2593
02:06:15,320 --> 02:06:17,040
Speaker 3: The twenty five year old wrest of the club boy

2594
02:06:17,080 --> 02:06:22,440
Speaker 3: from his brother, who then pulled out a steak knife. Yeah,

2595
02:06:22,720 --> 02:06:24,760
Speaker 3: he was ready. It's like, this is worse, take the

2596
02:06:24,800 --> 02:06:27,920
Speaker 3: club back again, stabbing him in the chest. The mother,

2597
02:06:28,000 --> 02:06:30,080
Speaker 3: Patricia Tigue, heard the commotion. It broke up the fight.

2598
02:06:30,360 --> 02:06:32,880
Speaker 3: She then told Michael college brother and ambulance. Stephen t

2599
02:06:33,080 --> 02:06:35,280
Speaker 3: died a short time later at South Suburban Hospital in

2600
02:06:35,400 --> 02:06:39,840
Speaker 3: Hazel Crest. According to Cook County Medicals Examined Office, it's

2601
02:06:40,040 --> 02:06:43,120
Speaker 3: the first reported homicide case in flossmore more than thirty years.

2602
02:06:44,480 --> 02:06:46,040
Speaker 5: All Right, so Jess is going white.

2603
02:06:46,680 --> 02:06:50,920
Speaker 2: I'm conflicted. I'm conflicted on this because the harshness of

2604
02:06:50,960 --> 02:06:54,040
Speaker 2: the justice system on this dude says black, but the

2605
02:06:54,120 --> 02:06:56,440
Speaker 2: fact he had a golf club in his house says white.

2606
02:07:00,080 --> 02:07:03,200
Speaker 2: Of one, I'm actually gonna go with black.

2607
02:07:03,040 --> 02:07:05,520
Speaker 3: All right, So this is this one right here, will

2608
02:07:05,560 --> 02:07:10,360
Speaker 3: divide determine who wins and who loses into twenty thirteen. Guys,

2609
02:07:10,760 --> 02:07:15,480
Speaker 3: all the marbles. Let's check the chatter. The chat room

2610
02:07:15,520 --> 02:07:20,520
Speaker 3: says bullying hack, which means crack ass crackers, super Nintendo

2611
02:07:20,680 --> 02:07:26,760
Speaker 3: Sega Genesis. When I was dead black, whiter than real,

2612
02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:30,280
Speaker 3: the real Laquita Jones from the record, guys, Liquida was

2613
02:07:30,320 --> 02:07:32,320
Speaker 3: felled l A q u e E t A.

2614
02:07:32,720 --> 02:07:35,000
Speaker 5: So that was hilarious.

2615
02:07:35,040 --> 02:07:37,839
Speaker 3: By the way, Uh, they got golf clubs just available

2616
02:07:37,880 --> 02:07:39,600
Speaker 3: at the house unless there's a Tiger Woods.

2617
02:07:40,000 --> 02:07:43,400
Speaker 5: These dude bros are white. A bad adventure of Pete

2618
02:07:43,400 --> 02:07:44,160
Speaker 5: and pete.

2619
02:07:45,040 --> 02:07:48,360
Speaker 3: Older brother caught him masturbating to a pick of their

2620
02:07:48,400 --> 02:07:50,160
Speaker 3: cousin white white.

2621
02:07:50,320 --> 02:07:52,840
Speaker 5: That's Tiger Woods ex wife brother for.

2622
02:07:54,560 --> 02:07:54,680
Speaker 6: Uh.

2623
02:07:58,720 --> 02:08:02,040
Speaker 3: They sure were some black penalty. Those sure were some

2624
02:08:02,080 --> 02:08:04,560
Speaker 3: black penalties. But the behavior is so happy killed kill

2625
02:08:04,640 --> 02:08:07,560
Speaker 3: Moore white. It's happy kill Moore too. He didn't tell

2626
02:08:07,640 --> 02:08:12,360
Speaker 3: gilmore so that's funny. Let's see what else. Uh, if

2627
02:08:12,440 --> 02:08:17,320
Speaker 3: that's the first murder in that neighborhood, they white, Phil,

2628
02:08:18,080 --> 02:08:19,960
Speaker 3: I lived in so many neighborhoods whe we didn't kill

2629
02:08:19,960 --> 02:08:22,760
Speaker 3: each other. And it's just Dud's like, look, man, killing

2630
02:08:22,760 --> 02:08:24,400
Speaker 3: people in the neighborhood is black, and we both know

2631
02:08:24,480 --> 02:08:26,680
Speaker 3: what a long period of time.

2632
02:08:27,960 --> 02:08:28,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.

2633
02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:30,760
Speaker 1: Unfortunately I feel like that.

2634
02:08:31,920 --> 02:08:33,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, my neighborhood wasn't even real.

2635
02:08:33,760 --> 02:08:33,960
Speaker 4: Man.

2636
02:08:34,000 --> 02:08:38,200
Speaker 3: We can kill nobody or nothing. Everybody I know, Yeah,

2637
02:08:38,240 --> 02:08:42,200
Speaker 3: everybody knew. Everybody knew made it. Uh, it's that. It's

2638
02:08:42,280 --> 02:08:45,440
Speaker 3: that if let's see Phil mickleson little White Trevor who

2639
02:08:45,520 --> 02:08:48,000
Speaker 3: raised after his brother destroyed his shrine to Clee bow

2640
02:08:48,120 --> 02:08:52,040
Speaker 3: the Harris White chop hold in one White fifteen got

2641
02:08:52,120 --> 02:08:54,960
Speaker 3: charges an adult two million black as Charlie Murphy, Bernie

2642
02:08:55,000 --> 02:08:58,200
Speaker 3: Mack and Wester and Snipes put together white who wears

2643
02:08:58,240 --> 02:09:00,839
Speaker 3: a black trench coat black trench coat wear white.

2644
02:09:02,600 --> 02:09:05,880
Speaker 5: And Michael Michael Rappaport and higher learning white.

2645
02:09:06,440 --> 02:09:06,560
Speaker 4: Uh.

2646
02:09:07,080 --> 02:09:11,480
Speaker 3: The correct answer is, guys, this is uh, this comes

2647
02:09:11,520 --> 02:09:12,960
Speaker 3: down to all of us getting a little.

2648
02:09:12,800 --> 02:09:13,360
Speaker 5: Nervous here.

2649
02:09:15,400 --> 02:09:15,720
Speaker 3: Black.

2650
02:09:16,480 --> 02:09:21,960
Speaker 5: Oh don't know how Josh got it don't know how

2651
02:09:22,080 --> 02:09:22,640
Speaker 5: Josh got that.

2652
02:09:22,760 --> 02:09:22,960
Speaker 4: Man.

2653
02:09:23,280 --> 02:09:25,200
Speaker 3: I picked that article and it was like, no one's

2654
02:09:25,200 --> 02:09:27,840
Speaker 3: gonna get this, and uh, Josh Wood, everybody else in

2655
02:09:27,880 --> 02:09:29,360
Speaker 3: the chat room got.

2656
02:09:29,280 --> 02:09:30,840
Speaker 4: It on.

2657
02:09:33,800 --> 02:09:41,920
Speaker 2: Whoever. That is the same reasoning with those harsh penalties, SUSI.

2658
02:09:40,360 --> 02:09:41,280
Speaker 5: Had two million dollars.

2659
02:09:41,320 --> 02:09:44,600
Speaker 3: You like that dude's never coming home again ever. Uh,

2660
02:09:44,880 --> 02:09:47,800
Speaker 3: and like and they don't even care that he said bullying.

2661
02:09:47,840 --> 02:09:50,800
Speaker 3: They were like bullying. Fuck is that son? There's like

2662
02:09:50,920 --> 02:09:53,800
Speaker 3: two million? Yeah, you're ass standing there. Yeah, I'll put

2663
02:09:54,120 --> 02:09:56,040
Speaker 3: I'll put the picture in the chat so you guys

2664
02:09:56,080 --> 02:09:56,480
Speaker 3: can see it.

2665
02:09:56,520 --> 02:09:59,320
Speaker 2: Because, uh, from the article to where he was reading it,

2666
02:09:59,360 --> 02:10:01,960
Speaker 2: they were very the victim. If it was a white dude,

2667
02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:03,800
Speaker 2: would the article to have read differently would have been

2668
02:10:03,840 --> 02:10:08,280
Speaker 2: like he suffered the hands of this horrible human being

2669
02:10:08,440 --> 02:10:09,120
Speaker 2: for years.

2670
02:10:09,640 --> 02:10:15,680
Speaker 3: Right, he finally you know, right, he finally decided to

2671
02:10:15,800 --> 02:10:16,520
Speaker 3: fight back.

2672
02:10:17,960 --> 02:10:18,560
Speaker 2: For this trouble.

2673
02:10:21,080 --> 02:10:24,800
Speaker 3: Speaking of people that need to stop fighting back. Uh,

2674
02:10:25,280 --> 02:10:26,360
Speaker 3: sword ratchingess people.

2675
02:10:26,600 --> 02:10:26,720
Speaker 2: Uh.

2676
02:10:27,200 --> 02:10:31,560
Speaker 3: Last two stories of uh this year, Tours of Is

2677
02:10:31,680 --> 02:10:34,720
Speaker 3: in Surrey Wednesday night involved a couple brandishing a small

2678
02:10:34,800 --> 02:10:38,520
Speaker 3: sword in assaut and carjacking. We was in swords and

2679
02:10:38,600 --> 02:10:42,160
Speaker 3: carjackings now Wow. By the way, if you get Karjack

2680
02:10:42,200 --> 02:10:43,960
Speaker 3: with a sword, I don't have no respect for your

2681
02:10:44,000 --> 02:10:46,040
Speaker 3: gangster man. You got to drive off on these mother

2682
02:10:46,920 --> 02:10:49,160
Speaker 3: on that gas. It's a sword, not a gun. We

2683
02:10:49,200 --> 02:10:50,760
Speaker 3: ain't gonna do. Throw it at you, get the funk

2684
02:10:50,800 --> 02:10:54,040
Speaker 3: out of there. In the first incident for Lisa call

2685
02:10:54,160 --> 02:10:58,320
Speaker 3: to an sl station at King George Boulevard Venue after

2686
02:10:58,400 --> 02:11:01,000
Speaker 3: a driver reported his blue Too thousand and three Dodge

2687
02:11:01,040 --> 02:11:03,920
Speaker 3: caravan have been stolen by a man wild and what

2688
02:11:04,120 --> 02:11:05,480
Speaker 3: looked like a small ma shit day.

2689
02:11:06,520 --> 02:11:09,640
Speaker 5: Of course the big as Dodge caravan right, just drive

2690
02:11:09,760 --> 02:11:10,800
Speaker 5: off hit his ass.

2691
02:11:11,000 --> 02:11:12,520
Speaker 3: Maybe he couldn't believe the dude was still in the

2692
02:11:12,560 --> 02:11:16,360
Speaker 3: two thousand and three. It's like, come on, dog, stall

2693
02:11:16,480 --> 02:11:16,800
Speaker 3: me out.

2694
02:11:17,120 --> 02:11:19,960
Speaker 5: This shit is ten years old. I've just finished the payments.

2695
02:11:20,560 --> 02:11:21,000
Speaker 2: I got.

2696
02:11:23,640 --> 02:11:25,880
Speaker 3: This shit only take eight track man, what you doing?

2697
02:11:26,480 --> 02:11:29,800
Speaker 3: Can't hook your iPod up to this. A short time later,

2698
02:11:29,840 --> 02:11:32,160
Speaker 3: police Will called the investigator stabbing in the area. That's

2699
02:11:32,200 --> 02:11:34,120
Speaker 3: in a thirty seven year old man to the hospital.

2700
02:11:34,360 --> 02:11:37,480
Speaker 3: The attack also happened on King George Boulevard. The victim

2701
02:11:37,520 --> 02:11:39,640
Speaker 3: told police a man also brandished a small sword and

2702
02:11:39,680 --> 02:11:42,080
Speaker 3: waved it around, so they never caught the people.

2703
02:11:42,720 --> 02:11:43,520
Speaker 2: But there you go.

2704
02:11:45,680 --> 02:11:48,640
Speaker 5: Samurai wilding Samurai sparks scare on MRT.

2705
02:11:49,680 --> 02:11:52,960
Speaker 3: A man who appeared dressed up as a samurai yeah

2706
02:11:53,360 --> 02:11:56,560
Speaker 3: and wilding a sword scared passengers on an MRT train

2707
02:11:56,720 --> 02:11:58,400
Speaker 3: when he bought it on Monday afternoon.

2708
02:11:59,360 --> 02:12:00,680
Speaker 5: And I saw this dude.

2709
02:12:00,840 --> 02:12:03,560
Speaker 3: He literally just hopped on the train and was like

2710
02:12:03,640 --> 02:12:06,480
Speaker 3: waiting for a stop like anybody else, and a fucking

2711
02:12:06,560 --> 02:12:11,680
Speaker 3: full samurai gear and a sword. According to a statement

2712
02:12:11,760 --> 02:12:14,400
Speaker 3: from the train operator, He's like asking to dude, hey, man,

2713
02:12:14,400 --> 02:12:18,920
Speaker 3: can I use that paper after you're done? From a

2714
02:12:19,000 --> 02:12:23,560
Speaker 3: train operator said, the man jumped the fairgate and at

2715
02:12:23,600 --> 02:12:25,760
Speaker 3: the MRT station and brought a Samurai saw it on

2716
02:12:25,880 --> 02:12:29,520
Speaker 3: board the westbound train. The mail passenger was apprehended around

2717
02:12:29,560 --> 02:12:33,480
Speaker 3: twelve forty five pm around the Burgess MRT station and

2718
02:12:33,560 --> 02:12:37,920
Speaker 3: the incident is now under police investigation. Eye witnessed Julian Limb,

2719
02:12:37,960 --> 02:12:40,080
Speaker 3: a bank executive, recorded a five second video of the

2720
02:12:40,160 --> 02:12:43,560
Speaker 3: man exiting the train. He told Y'allhoo's Singapore he had

2721
02:12:43,680 --> 02:12:46,839
Speaker 3: just boarded the northbound train from Raffles Place with his colleague,

2722
02:12:46,840 --> 02:12:50,720
Speaker 3: which when the unidentified man entered the train at the

2723
02:12:50,800 --> 02:12:54,400
Speaker 3: City Hall MRT station, tailed by three transit security officers.

2724
02:12:55,040 --> 02:12:56,960
Speaker 3: It seemed like the officers were either following him or

2725
02:12:56,960 --> 02:12:58,960
Speaker 3: didn't want him to be on the train, or tried

2726
02:12:59,000 --> 02:13:01,600
Speaker 3: to talk him to a about his sword, said the

2727
02:13:01,680 --> 02:13:05,920
Speaker 3: thirty five year old master of the obvious. He added

2728
02:13:05,960 --> 02:13:08,440
Speaker 3: that the man was talking to the officers, but he

2729
02:13:08,520 --> 02:13:10,520
Speaker 3: could not make out what language they were speaking the

2730
02:13:10,560 --> 02:13:11,280
Speaker 3: way he was saying.

2731
02:13:11,920 --> 02:13:13,800
Speaker 5: I can tell you what it was. It was crazy.

2732
02:13:14,120 --> 02:13:16,880
Speaker 3: That's what these all these motherfuckers speaks the same language

2733
02:13:16,880 --> 02:13:17,720
Speaker 3: and it's insanity.

2734
02:13:18,600 --> 02:13:18,720
Speaker 1: Uh.

2735
02:13:19,640 --> 02:13:22,400
Speaker 3: He The man didn't seem to be very happy with them,

2736
02:13:22,400 --> 02:13:24,120
Speaker 3: and they didn't seem to be very happy that he

2737
02:13:24,240 --> 02:13:26,440
Speaker 3: was carrying something like a sword. So at some point

2738
02:13:26,520 --> 02:13:30,400
Speaker 3: he got agitated enough and drew his sword started pointing

2739
02:13:30,480 --> 02:13:32,680
Speaker 3: at one of the officers. In that point, everybody on

2740
02:13:32,760 --> 02:13:35,720
Speaker 3: the train, officers included, started to back away, of course,

2741
02:13:36,880 --> 02:13:42,640
Speaker 3: but they forget they got Gunsacas he's got a sword.

2742
02:13:43,040 --> 02:13:46,360
Speaker 3: It's like an anime. He can cut through bullets. Shout out, lightning,

2743
02:13:46,520 --> 02:13:50,320
Speaker 3: cut through you, right, Jim I mean Lim described the

2744
02:13:50,400 --> 02:13:53,120
Speaker 3: man as being middle aged, slightly on the heavier side,

2745
02:13:53,160 --> 02:13:57,480
Speaker 3: with dyed and purmed hair, and wearing a white T

2746
02:13:57,640 --> 02:14:00,640
Speaker 3: shirt over what appears to be a hakama, a traditional

2747
02:14:00,720 --> 02:14:12,760
Speaker 3: Japanese garment. His hair was perm like a pimp. He put,

2748
02:14:12,840 --> 02:14:20,160
Speaker 3: I was listen, motherfuckers. He also described the sword as

2749
02:14:20,200 --> 02:14:23,560
Speaker 3: being black and mate or matt, and adding that none

2750
02:14:23,640 --> 02:14:26,920
Speaker 3: of the approximately thirty passengers on the train said anything

2751
02:14:27,040 --> 02:14:34,440
Speaker 3: during the brief episode. Hey man, cut it out, gonna

2752
02:14:34,440 --> 02:14:36,560
Speaker 3: be late from a stop exactly?

2753
02:14:37,080 --> 02:14:39,600
Speaker 5: These cops who these cops who are backing away from you?

2754
02:14:40,120 --> 02:14:41,520
Speaker 1: You know, I want someone to get up and do

2755
02:14:41,680 --> 02:14:47,320
Speaker 1: like an insane like karate stand, like like someone just

2756
02:14:47,400 --> 02:14:50,040
Speaker 1: got up and challenged him. So she takes the same era,

2757
02:14:50,360 --> 02:14:50,520
Speaker 1: you know.

2758
02:14:56,200 --> 02:14:58,920
Speaker 3: Oh so you want to fight me? Maybe join my sword?

2759
02:15:00,080 --> 02:15:02,560
Speaker 3: They started, they started making its own sound effix. Their

2760
02:15:02,600 --> 02:15:06,280
Speaker 3: mouth is moving, but an English translation is coming out. Great.

2761
02:15:06,640 --> 02:15:08,680
Speaker 5: Oh so you think you're from this you're from the

2762
02:15:08,800 --> 02:15:10,720
Speaker 5: chain school. I'll show you.

2763
02:15:13,680 --> 02:15:15,120
Speaker 1: Is this treat going to South Street?

2764
02:15:18,440 --> 02:15:24,120
Speaker 3: You killed my master? Why they're making out a sound?

2765
02:15:25,680 --> 02:15:29,720
Speaker 3: That boy? Exactly. We watch a lot of those.

2766
02:15:30,240 --> 02:15:33,680
Speaker 5: I've watched probably more of those movies than I care

2767
02:15:33,760 --> 02:15:34,320
Speaker 5: to admit too.

2768
02:15:34,480 --> 02:15:40,680
Speaker 4: But yeah, those those movies are greatness. I go crazy,

2769
02:15:40,720 --> 02:15:42,520
Speaker 4: I do that make sound to fix and ship, You're

2770
02:15:42,520 --> 02:15:44,120
Speaker 4: gonna be crazy go all crazy.

2771
02:15:44,440 --> 02:15:44,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2772
02:15:45,520 --> 02:15:48,000
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, the police are just backing away right with the guns.

2773
02:15:49,200 --> 02:15:52,240
Speaker 3: According to Twitter user who now is quoted in a

2774
02:15:52,320 --> 02:15:55,120
Speaker 3: news article who posted a picture of Mike on the

2775
02:15:55,200 --> 02:15:58,960
Speaker 3: micro blocking platform Twitter, the man was heard screaming something

2776
02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,280
Speaker 3: while police on the train moved to protect the panic commuters.

2777
02:16:03,040 --> 02:16:05,800
Speaker 3: A more tweets showed that the unidentified man was apprehended

2778
02:16:05,840 --> 02:16:09,320
Speaker 3: by police outside of the Adobe Gaunt station, where he

2779
02:16:09,480 --> 02:16:12,280
Speaker 3: was believed to have been to have alighted. I don't

2780
02:16:12,280 --> 02:16:16,160
Speaker 3: know what the light it means, but your other tweets

2781
02:16:16,160 --> 02:16:19,839
Speaker 3: claim the man was big sized and threatened the police.

2782
02:16:20,400 --> 02:16:22,880
Speaker 5: So not a lot of people that.

2783
02:16:23,280 --> 02:16:28,600
Speaker 3: Understood Chinese that that had this article apparently, But yeah,

2784
02:16:28,680 --> 02:16:31,080
Speaker 3: that's just sore ratchetess Man for the end of the year.

2785
02:16:31,920 --> 02:16:36,960
Speaker 3: Motherfucker on the train just just getting crazy. That's crazy

2786
02:16:37,000 --> 02:16:39,560
Speaker 3: ass story. Make sure you check out Jess Wood and

2787
02:16:39,640 --> 02:16:43,280
Speaker 3: Josh homer Man. Like I said, very funny people, very

2788
02:16:43,320 --> 02:16:48,160
Speaker 3: great podcast. Ratchet Hatchet is just getting started out to

2789
02:16:48,440 --> 02:16:49,160
Speaker 3: so like get.

2790
02:16:49,080 --> 02:16:52,400
Speaker 4: In now, like yes, so when they have a thousand episodes,

2791
02:16:52,440 --> 02:16:54,200
Speaker 4: you'll be like I was that from the very beginning.

2792
02:16:54,760 --> 02:16:57,400
Speaker 3: I remember when they used to just do a show,

2793
02:16:58,120 --> 02:17:00,960
Speaker 3: and I remember when as will. It's like, I don't

2794
02:17:01,000 --> 02:17:03,120
Speaker 3: understand how to hook this podcast.

2795
02:17:02,720 --> 02:17:03,600
Speaker 5: Up and I look at it.

2796
02:17:03,879 --> 02:17:06,760
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And I remember when she asked Josh to

2797
02:17:06,879 --> 02:17:08,920
Speaker 4: go live and he would in the naw they both

2798
02:17:09,000 --> 02:17:09,840
Speaker 4: on camera, right.

2799
02:17:10,200 --> 02:17:13,080
Speaker 5: I can't wait, Yeah, Josh sope.

2800
02:17:13,720 --> 02:17:16,200
Speaker 1: The girls want to see Josh. Yeah, I got a

2801
02:17:16,240 --> 02:17:19,480
Speaker 1: lot of girls. They're like, it's fue I want to

2802
02:17:19,560 --> 02:17:21,720
Speaker 1: see him right on camera.

2803
02:17:22,080 --> 02:17:24,720
Speaker 3: And they dig that inner silent rage. Man. Ladies are

2804
02:17:24,800 --> 02:17:27,840
Speaker 3: into that, you know, like I need a man that

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Speaker 3: be back Saturday with our feedback show, the Blackout Tips

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Speaker 5: Thank you everybody for coming out. Happy New Year.

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Speaker 3: Has been a great year for us, and we thank

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Speaker 3: the show. Uh, we'll talk to you guys later until Saturday.

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Speaker 5: I love you, Nah