Speaker 1: The Nicky Glizer Podcast, Nick Glaser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Nicky Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's
Speaker 2: a Nicky Glazer podcast. Here with me today or Brian
Speaker 2: and Noah.
Speaker 1: What's up guys?
Speaker 3: Hello? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm tired? Well, if I'm out of it, I'm you know.
Speaker 2: I just woke up like I was supposed to wake
Speaker 2: up two hours ago get a workout in so I
Speaker 2: could I have a really long day and fit it
Speaker 2: all in. But I just kept hitting snooze, baby, just
Speaker 2: catch going back in those dreams, wanting to finishing them up,
Speaker 2: just having dreams of eating my breakfast and and then,
Speaker 2: which is such a waste of a dream. When you
Speaker 2: do something in your dream that you're about to do,
Speaker 2: it's like likely tonight.
Speaker 3: Also, yeah, this morning, I dreamt that I was doing
Speaker 3: this podcast.
Speaker 1: No way.
Speaker 3: I dreamt that the podcast has been recorded in my
Speaker 3: kitchen at home on Long Island, and that it was
Speaker 3: you and two elderly women, not elderly, but maybe like
Speaker 3: in their fifties or sixties, Okay, And I was late,
Speaker 3: and I was so late that I decided I'm just
Speaker 3: not even going to be a part of this episode,
Speaker 3: and I'll do the next one. But then you kept
Speaker 3: like trying to bring me into the episode, and I
Speaker 3: kept going, no, no, no, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Well boundaries, I know, Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It means that you need to put your foot down
Speaker 2: about something, probably maybe with me, maybe maybe not with me.
Speaker 2: Maybe the old women represented. Wait isn't it alway supposed
Speaker 2: to be that whatever is in your dream, like the
Speaker 2: thing that is coming at you is.
Speaker 1: Actually you, and you're I'm the old women. Yeah, like you.
Speaker 2: A lot of the times people are like I fell
Speaker 2: in love with this guy or what there was this
Speaker 2: there was this dog in the dream, and it's like
Speaker 2: the dog is you?
Speaker 1: Like most things in the dream are you?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But also no one knows fucking anything about dreams really,
Speaker 2: it's all just guesses. Yeah, and yeah, I wanted back
Speaker 2: in though, Like I love when you wake up and
Speaker 2: you're like I love setting my alarm for super earlier
Speaker 2: than like with all my ideas, Like sometimes I do
Speaker 2: wake up in the morning, I'm like, oh, I can
Speaker 2: get this workout in. Like the first thing is like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to work out, But this morning I woke
Speaker 2: up and I go, what the fuck was?
Speaker 1: But I said this so early and.
Speaker 2: Then I was like, oh, yeah, well fuck that, like
Speaker 2: and then I just tensed up my muscles to like
Speaker 2: see if I still had the abs that I've worked
Speaker 2: so hard for and I did, so I was excited.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, I don't need to do
Speaker 2: a workout this morning. I've been going hard recently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're posting special. Now it's time to let loose.
Speaker 3: Now it's time to go.
Speaker 2: I did it two a day on Monday because I
Speaker 2: just felt like such garbage. When you come down from
Speaker 2: a special, it's like coming down from a drug, and
Speaker 2: so I felt like I needed I went to the Yeah,
Speaker 2: I went to the lesson and she was like, maybe
Speaker 2: I already said this, but she was like, you know,
Speaker 2: just making comments about like oh we're a little out
Speaker 2: of it today, or like she's had to keep reminding
Speaker 2: me what foot like she said the other left probably
Speaker 2: eighteen times you know where that, And it got to
Speaker 2: the point where I just said, will you touch the
Speaker 2: leg it is because I can't even understand what left is,
Speaker 2: Like I couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 1: I wasn't I wasn't with it.
Speaker 2: So then I was like, I only gave half for this,
Speaker 2: which is all I had to give, so I gave
Speaker 2: one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: But it was just not good. So I said I'll
Speaker 1: go to a class later on.
Speaker 2: And then the class later on only had two people in it,
Speaker 2: so I got like a semi private two times.
Speaker 3: And then also, can you come up with some new material?
Speaker 3: Like the other left? You do it eight times. I
Speaker 3: think at that point you should say something else.
Speaker 2: It's not even funny anymore, Like it's not she's not
Speaker 2: saying it to be funny. It really is like what
Speaker 2: they say to get people to do the right the
Speaker 2: correct leg Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so. That's when you know you're really dumb.
Speaker 1: But they're very forgiving.
Speaker 2: That's what I like about pilates is I have yet
Speaker 2: to have a coach that makes me feel stupid about
Speaker 2: anything I don't know. And I feel like I have
Speaker 2: had a lot of trainers in the in other ways
Speaker 2: that when I go what are your obliques, what's a
Speaker 2: what's a trap? I don't know where the traps are?
Speaker 2: I think I do, is it like this area? Like
Speaker 2: I just don't assume I And they don't go like, okay,
Speaker 2: well your traps are up there like there's no condescension,
Speaker 2: even though I would think pilates is the most condescending
Speaker 2: of the word.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry I've become.
Speaker 2: Obsessed with pilates, like the people I hate that do pilates,
Speaker 2: that talk about it all the time. But once now
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it, I'll shut up about
Speaker 2: or I'll uh, I'm eating crow now about how people.
Speaker 1: Talk about it all the time.
Speaker 2: Because when you do something every day, you you tend
Speaker 2: to talk about it no matter what it is.
Speaker 4: That's great because before you started, you were just kind
Speaker 4: of like dreading it, yes so much and dreading just
Speaker 4: dreading someone focusing on the things I can't do well,
Speaker 4: and it's and now I'm starting to do those things easier.
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell in the class.
Speaker 2: If she because it was a the class was by
Speaker 2: someone who I had never with, so it was a
Speaker 2: different instructor there that I'd never worked with, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't tell if she just gave up on correcting me
Speaker 2: or if I was doing it right, do you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: But I have a.
Speaker 2: Feeling she just gave up, not to give up, but
Speaker 2: was just like she's not my client, like I don't
Speaker 2: care if she does it perfectly. And I realize a
Speaker 2: lot of times, my I love my two women that
Speaker 2: I work with there, and they are nice enough to
Speaker 2: not make me like you have to like really like
Speaker 2: you have to put the bar up, then you have
Speaker 2: to put the thing down, and then you have to
Speaker 2: you there's all these like techniques of like you have
Speaker 2: to sit on the plate's chair and you have to
Speaker 2: get in pilate stance. Then you have to put your
Speaker 2: arms like a genie, and then you have to sit down.
Speaker 2: And I realized that we don't do a lot of
Speaker 2: that bullshit, and I thank you to my girls for
Speaker 2: not making me do that bullshit.
Speaker 1: And I know that's probably not the way like.
Speaker 2: We we do sometimes they go, this is the right
Speaker 2: way to do it, but we're not gonna do that today.
Speaker 2: So we're just gonna we'll learn that pilates stance like
Speaker 2: intro to it later. And I like that because I
Speaker 2: don't like there. I don't need another thing that I'm
Speaker 2: doing wrong. Right, let's not add well, let's just keep
Speaker 2: it as simple as possible and then we build from there.
Speaker 2: And I feel like I'm gonna get them in trouble
Speaker 2: by saying that they don't because like I.
Speaker 4: No, it's it sounds like they're customizing it for you,
Speaker 4: which is yeah.
Speaker 3: Appropriate respect in the art.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I like wiping down my thing afterwards. I
Speaker 1: really like that. Yeah, I like wipe oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Like I like, like I'm done with my class, I
Speaker 2: clean up my station, Like I feel like a little
Speaker 2: bit of a kindergarten. I've never learned to clean anything
Speaker 2: after I'm done with it, so it kind of feels
Speaker 2: like I feel so accomplished.
Speaker 1: I feel like someone should be like, great job after
Speaker 1: I like wipe down this.
Speaker 2: Dumb thing, because I feel I've never been rewarded for
Speaker 2: cleaning in that kind of way.
Speaker 3: Ayan like Dora the Explorer plates, yes you did it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And now we're going to get into this post. But
Speaker 3: do you remember that back in like the nineties, early
Speaker 3: two thousands, I guess it was more like early two
Speaker 3: thousand stand up when Pilates was like a joke when
Speaker 3: people would make fun of Pilates.
Speaker 2: But it's almost like Ford focus or a Prius, like
Speaker 2: it's a punchline.
Speaker 3: It was one of those punchlines because I just think,
Speaker 3: honestly it is because it was pilates and then people
Speaker 3: would say, what is it pilots or whatever? That would
Speaker 3: be one angle that these comics would take, and it
Speaker 3: was always to represent some I don't know, pretentious woman
Speaker 3: or something and stand up. Do you do you remember that?
Speaker 2: I do remember it when it fell on the scene,
Speaker 2: and I remember a girl talking to me about how
Speaker 2: pilates changed my body, and me and my own my
Speaker 2: friends would make fun of her. She would talk about
Speaker 2: it all the time of like, it transformed my body,
Speaker 2: and her body was already amazing, so it was like
Speaker 2: she's a model. It was really obnoxious to hear on
Speaker 2: top of that that Plattis had changed her body. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it does change your body because you're like stretching everything
Speaker 2: all the time. You get really long. I have obliques
Speaker 2: for the first time. I didn't know what obleaques were.
Speaker 2: And I have it just on one side. I don't
Speaker 2: have it on the other. It's very exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeh.
Speaker 2: Had my mom feel my stomach the other day. I
Speaker 2: would like tensed it and made her like punch me
Speaker 2: in the stomach. It's just like I'm not doing anything
Speaker 2: with this body. I mean, yes, I am. I It
Speaker 2: ended up so I started to do piltties because I
Speaker 2: wanted to like look great for my special. But my
Speaker 2: special ended up having a physical thing element to it
Speaker 2: that you will see when it comes out that required
Speaker 2: an intensely strong core that I did not intend for
Speaker 2: and that I would never We kind of wrote it
Speaker 2: kind of in the last weeks of preparing for the special, like.
Speaker 3: I don't want to give it away, but yeah, at
Speaker 3: the beginning of the special, it's a pretty big theater
Speaker 3: and Nikki comes in on a trapeze swing. She swings in.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say how she dismounts, that's kind
Speaker 3: of the impressive part. But she swings in. She's about
Speaker 3: twenty five feet in the air, swings in. The microphone's
Speaker 3: up closer to the ceiling, so she's got to grab
Speaker 3: the microphone. But the real surprise is going to be
Speaker 3: how she dismounts from the trapeze. Yes, that's the funny part.
Speaker 2: I'm in a plank on a trapeze. Yes, And I
Speaker 2: do half of the specials in a handstand and would
Speaker 2: I slowly lower down to middle splits?
Speaker 3: Bye way, did we ever figure out what the name
Speaker 3: of the special is going to be? No, it's still
Speaker 3: not named.
Speaker 1: No, I never name them before.
Speaker 3: But now it's over. You filmed it.
Speaker 1: I know. I well, we don't know what's going to
Speaker 1: make the cut.
Speaker 3: Wow, you know, yeah, we don't know.
Speaker 2: I know it.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 2: People are like, what's your special name? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't And this is the kind
Speaker 2: of celebrity I am. I'm not good at planning things.
Speaker 2: I just like go, I free ball it, man, I
Speaker 2: just go. And I'm doing a photo shoot for my
Speaker 2: next tour and today today for four hours and I
Speaker 2: had a call with the photographer.
Speaker 1: My assistant just wrote me about it.
Speaker 2: Everyone's asking what is the name of the tour so
Speaker 2: we can like make the photo shoot about the tour,
Speaker 2: and like what kind of poses do you want to do?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't, I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 2: I just want to name it emma, like a baby
Speaker 2: or something. I want to pay, Like so easy to
Speaker 2: name a child, but a tour that has a whole
Speaker 2: attitude and and I don't know what I'm talking about yet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, like I just got done making a special
Speaker 2: Like I'm not taking out the material I just shot
Speaker 2: on tour I'm I'm building a new act, and so
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm going to be saying, and
Speaker 2: I don't and I don't want it to be like
Speaker 2: it's in music, it's cool to be cool, right, uh huh,
Speaker 2: Like when you're a musician, it's cool to be like,
Speaker 2: I'm doing the Badass Tour, yeah, and I'm cool.
Speaker 1: But in comedy you can't say.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I'm getting rammed at the Ass tour or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's always got to be like my Tiny Dick.
Speaker 2: Tour, yes, or I'm you know, I love Tom sigour
Speaker 2: as I'm coming Everywhere tour.
Speaker 3: I like that be a joke. Degradate, degradating. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: made me think we should You should name children once
Speaker 3: they're thirteen, because if you name them when they're zero,
Speaker 3: that kind of influences like if you named your kid,
Speaker 3: you know that you know, but what do you.
Speaker 1: Call them until then?
Speaker 3: What you don't know? But then when when they turn.
Speaker 1: Thirteen, you go some cult that describes to.
Speaker 3: Now that I've seen you, I know that you're a Dylan, Right,
Speaker 3: that's so insulting. You're a dealon where adorable?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have their hair parted in the middle and
Speaker 2: it's right down to their ear, their top ear lob. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they look like writers strong, So they're a writer
Speaker 2: or Dylan.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay.
Speaker 3: So if you named your kid Striker or something or Parker,
Speaker 3: then they're going to be a certain person is just
Speaker 3: going to influence them in some way. But whereas if
Speaker 3: you wait until they become an asshole, then you can
Speaker 3: name them Parker.
Speaker 2: It is interesting that people become their name. No, Parker
Speaker 2: seems like a nice person.
Speaker 3: I just you know, I think Parker sounds like a
Speaker 3: rich person.
Speaker 1: I don't, Yeah, I mean not my Parker.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You a man? Is it a woman or a man? Uh?
Speaker 1: It's a man.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you know, let's think of a different name.
Speaker 3: Then then nobody knows. So I don't offend anyone's friends.
Speaker 2: I know someone who parked their car yesterday and they
Speaker 2: were a Parker and they were nice about it.
Speaker 3: Yet it was just randomly plucking names. No offense to
Speaker 3: friend Parker, who I'm sure is a saint and has
Speaker 3: no negative qualities.
Speaker 1: Yes, well yeah, we all do.
Speaker 2: But I think I see what you're saying, Like what
Speaker 2: would happen if the name came later? Like what kind
Speaker 2: of person would you be because you kind of become
Speaker 2: your name.
Speaker 1: Noah is totally a Noah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, who knows if she was name, maybe she
Speaker 3: became a became.
Speaker 1: Noah.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think her parents were like, she's a Noah.
Speaker 2: I think she turned into an I think your name
Speaker 2: does dictate the kind of person you become, not fully.
Speaker 2: But also they say birth order does something, but then
Speaker 2: that was recently debunked that birth order really does is
Speaker 2: like nothing, even though it's such a popular meme to
Speaker 2: be like. I mean, I get targeted instantly of like,
Speaker 2: I'm the older daughter, I have autism ADHD, and no
Speaker 2: one loves me.
Speaker 1: I get everything.
Speaker 2: I see on Instagram is targeted towards me of being
Speaker 2: like the firstborn. Everything fell on me. Everyone's an alcoholic
Speaker 2: around me. I couldn't manage my uh you know, temperament.
Speaker 2: No one sought after my feelings. I played alone like
Speaker 2: it tries to make you feel so seen about your childhood,
Speaker 2: but it's so often many ways. Yeah, people love it.
Speaker 2: You see all of these likes. I get to see
Speaker 2: everyone who's fucking struggling when I look at the likes.
Speaker 2: Anyone who who ever likes one of those posts. I
Speaker 2: get to see all the people who are like, yes,
Speaker 2: I feel seen. There was a reduct Christens me Reductress.
Speaker 2: We we're big fans of Reductress on Instagram. You know,
Speaker 2: it's pretty like The Onion, but for women, and I
Speaker 2: think it is written by all women.
Speaker 3: Chris women at the Magnet Theater to performers from the
Speaker 3: Magnet Theater in New York City.
Speaker 1: I thought it was definitely an offshoot of the Onion.
Speaker 3: It's not, no, no. It was actually pretty wild at
Speaker 3: the time when they started it because of the Onion
Speaker 3: and some other things. It was like is there space
Speaker 3: for this? And it just it, It blew up. They
Speaker 3: never looked back and it was amazing.
Speaker 1: This one Chris sent me, and I felt sick old.
Speaker 1: I mean, the women who do it.
Speaker 2: The only thing that I have a problem with with
Speaker 2: the Onion, Hard Times News, Reductress and what's the other one.
Speaker 1: There's tons of.
Speaker 2: Them, these like fake news things that are hilarious. I
Speaker 2: want to know who wrote them.
Speaker 1: Give me an author. I want an author.
Speaker 2: I want to credit this joke so I can be
Speaker 2: like this is I want to be able to write
Speaker 2: the person on Instagram and be like that was so hilarious.
Speaker 2: My friend Bobby, Bobby jay Cox, he said he wrote
Speaker 2: me like a bunch of stuff that's going cool in
Speaker 2: his life because we share that stuff.
Speaker 1: And he said that he had just.
Speaker 2: Gotten a headline through on Hard Times News and I
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, which one?
Speaker 2: And sometimes Hard Times News uses a picture of Ian
Speaker 2: for because they always make fun of punk culture and
Speaker 2: it makes me so happy.
Speaker 1: I finance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of like when restaurants pull the tips.
Speaker 4: So yeah, when you think you're giving your waitress the tip.
Speaker 1: I don't like the socialist bullshit. I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want a meritocracy.
Speaker 2: I want to know who did what, and I want
Speaker 2: to give credit because sometimes I don't, you know what.
Speaker 2: I also don't like it on shows where they go
Speaker 2: it's the opposite. On TV, shows will be like written
Speaker 2: by blah blah blah, and you'll be like, this is
Speaker 2: an amazing episode, and then you realize that person's episode
Speaker 2: got it was touched by everyone else. It wasn't just
Speaker 2: that person, and people at home like my mom or
Speaker 2: dad are like, well, she wrote an entire episode and
Speaker 2: it's like, no, she did it. She like did the
Speaker 2: what's it called the breakdown and like, maybe you know
Speaker 2: she did a lot of the work, but then it
Speaker 2: becomes it's the staff, so it's the opposite. Actually, I
Speaker 2: want to know the authors of the Onion. I want
Speaker 2: to know who these people are. I want to go
Speaker 2: and that you've never seen anyone take credit for an
Speaker 2: Onion thing You've never seen. I've never seen a comedian
Speaker 2: friend of mine be like, I got to think through
Speaker 2: on Reductriss. Why aren't they allowed to tell people when
Speaker 2: they've done this? I think they are told by Reductriss
Speaker 2: and by the Onion that you are not allowed.
Speaker 1: To post which ones you've done, which is dumb to me.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 3: These are unfounded conspiracy theories. I've seen people posts that
Speaker 3: they've written a Reductress.
Speaker 1: Oh you do really? Okay, Well, then Reductriss is doing
Speaker 1: it right.
Speaker 2: But I've never seen someone I've never seen it before,
Speaker 2: and I would like to see more of it because
Speaker 2: that is I mean, maybe I'm just a little I've
Speaker 2: seen the creator.
Speaker 3: Of Reductress post an Reductriss title and tag the person
Speaker 3: who wrote the title.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. I just haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: And I apologize for calling out reductriss if they're if
Speaker 2: they're giving people credit, But I would like a tag
Speaker 2: on the post itself.
Speaker 1: That's what's the harm in doing that.
Speaker 3: We need authors things.
Speaker 2: And I think Reductross Lady would probably tell me, well,
Speaker 2: it's that one actually was a lot of people and
Speaker 2: then and then okay, maybe they'll tag that.
Speaker 3: Chris Lady says, Reductius Lady needs to put authors on
Speaker 3: things right now.
Speaker 2: They're so good though, they keep doing whatever they want
Speaker 2: because it's I would say nine out of ten of
Speaker 2: their article headlines are hilarious. This one I loved it
Speaker 2: said nice, this woman achieves something, so now she thinks
Speaker 2: it must not have been hard, must have not been hard.
Speaker 1: I loved that one. That one speaks to you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chris set that one to me to Yeah.
Speaker 4: Does that one not speak to you?
Speaker 1: Noah?
Speaker 4: Do you like no one you it speaks, well, it
Speaker 4: speaks to me about you because you see that all
Speaker 4: the time because you think that.
Speaker 1: What you do is easy, but it's not.
Speaker 2: It's hard, but it's easy for me, so it is
Speaker 2: easy in some way. Like you know, I think any
Speaker 2: there are some people that can play guitar just really well,
Speaker 2: and it just like is who they are, Like they're
Speaker 2: just born. Like, yes, they put in hard work, but
Speaker 2: they pick up a guitar and it's just like easier.
Speaker 4: But that's easy because they put in the hard work.
Speaker 2: And also some people are inclined to do things better
Speaker 2: than others. There are some kids that sit down a
Speaker 2: piano and they just kind of like, I know what
Speaker 2: an E and an A.
Speaker 1: They just have perfect pitch. They were born but there
Speaker 1: they were on top of it.
Speaker 4: It's limited, though. They have to get practice and education
Speaker 4: and stuff to expand their knowledge.
Speaker 2: I will give myself credit, but I won't give it
Speaker 2: because I wasn't born with the brain that made me
Speaker 2: work hard. That wasn't my choice. It just is the
Speaker 2: way I got it. I'm lucky. I'm not gifted. God
Speaker 2: doesn't love me more than he loves me.
Speaker 1: That is your name.
Speaker 3: Nikki.
Speaker 1: Nikki is a name.
Speaker 2: I will say that it's kind of splashy, it's kind
Speaker 2: of fun. I haven't met many Nikki's. You don't like
Speaker 2: you might made a Nikki that's annoying. I E me,
Speaker 2: I might be a little overbearing sometime, but a Nikki
Speaker 2: will be someone that is like happy to see you,
Speaker 2: has a good smile. Maybe is kind of a bitch.
Speaker 2: I think I was describing myself. But like Nikkis are
Speaker 2: different than Nicoles, you know, like if I switched to Nicole,
Speaker 2: it just wouldn't fix this is like.
Speaker 3: This is this uh horoscope stuff because like they do
Speaker 3: you feel like you're you have stuff in common with
Speaker 3: Nicki Hayley, the Republican uh running for president right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me do teeth and kind of like blinky
Speaker 2: you now, like kind of like I look like, let
Speaker 2: me look got.
Speaker 3: To be n I k k I or can you
Speaker 3: be like Nicki Minaj also or Nicki I don't even
Speaker 3: know the many Nikki's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nicki Minaj is a c K Listen. I will
Speaker 2: say this every time I meet a Nikki, I go,
Speaker 2: how do you She goes, I'm a Nikki. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, and I go, how do you spell it?
Speaker 3: Uh huh?
Speaker 2: And then if she says n I c K I,
Speaker 2: I go, oh, I love it?
Speaker 1: But I don't.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, That's that's how I am with Brian's
Speaker 3: b R y a n Brian's not. I don't like
Speaker 3: they're they're well, you're just I'm not a b R
Speaker 3: y a N. Brian. I get offended when people say
Speaker 3: b r y a N. It's because I don't surf
Speaker 3: or skateboard.
Speaker 1: Right, If you're b.
Speaker 3: R y a N, you are on the beach, you
Speaker 3: are wearing a puka shell necklace, you've got.
Speaker 2: A sounds like it was your choice to change it
Speaker 2: to b r Y to me, like it sounds like
Speaker 2: your parents gave you b r I and you and
Speaker 2: high school were like my friend Lauren in high school
Speaker 2: say changed her e to a y, like Lauren Hill,
Speaker 2: and we were all like, no, that's not who you are.
Speaker 2: But it sounded like Brian with a Y sounds like
Speaker 2: a choice. What about Robin's with a Y? I don't
Speaker 2: hate it my mom, they don't change for me.
Speaker 3: My mom's name is Karen, which has been very difficult
Speaker 3: for her over the last several years. I bet she's
Speaker 3: a white lady named Karen, but her name is spelled
Speaker 3: c A R y N. And that's not something she changed.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well no not now she isn't. Why think
Speaker 2: it's different.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you spell my name right up by Starbucks cup
Speaker 5: being a Karen about my name was spelled Okay, that's
Speaker 5: really interesting Okay, I have a lot more to say
Speaker 5: about names, and we'll read through some more reductor's things
Speaker 5: to see what we were late after this, Can I
Speaker 5: ask about your mom's name, like, is she truly like
Speaker 5: feeling discriminated against? Because I've read so much about people
Speaker 5: named Karen and how it's like they really some have
Speaker 5: changed their name because it's just such Yeah, it so
Speaker 5: negatively connotated.
Speaker 3: Now. It was really surprising for me because when it happened,
Speaker 3: because everyone was like Karen. People are like, man at
Speaker 3: Karen's all the time.
Speaker 1: I wonder how it started and an etymology of it.
Speaker 3: Someone I didn't know what it meant. And then someone
Speaker 3: was like that woman was acting like a Karen, and
Speaker 3: I was like, she made you pizza bagels like a rude.
Speaker 4: Lady and her name was Karen, And that's how they
Speaker 4: started it.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think it was just sounds like the
Speaker 3: white lady of that age group that would have It's
Speaker 3: like a forty to sixty five year old name for
Speaker 3: a white lady. Yeah, Karen, Yes, could have been any
Speaker 3: of us. At any point in time, one of our
Speaker 3: names could get sucked up into the negative machine.
Speaker 2: You know, everyone made fun of John and Kate plussit
Speaker 2: that hairstyle was the Karen hairstyle, and I think Kate,
Speaker 2: her name being Kate, kind of influenced it. Kate's not
Speaker 2: a good enough name to be like, you're a Kate,
Speaker 2: so they think they think they chose something close to
Speaker 2: that based on the hairstyle from John and Kate.
Speaker 1: Plessy is my guess.
Speaker 2: Can I just say though, that Nicki Haley, there can't
Speaker 2: be a president Nicky. No offense to me, but we're not.
Speaker 2: That's not a president's name. It's just ain't happened every
Speaker 2: president of the cheer club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: And but Nicky's Yeah, I guess Nicki is a it's
Speaker 2: a prostitute name. It's a stripper name. And I say
Speaker 2: that with love. I am saying that with I'm glad
Speaker 2: that I have that kind of cool name. My mom
Speaker 2: always said that she named me Nicole in case when
Speaker 2: I became a professional person, like so I would go
Speaker 2: by Nicky.
Speaker 1: And so Nicole was on my birth certificate when.
Speaker 2: I became a lawyer or a professor, and it never happened.
Speaker 2: It's actually been a huge burden of my life to
Speaker 2: be named Nicole on every document.
Speaker 1: And it not be. But it is my real name.
Speaker 1: But what does that even fucking mean?
Speaker 2: It's just on some papers, but you know, no one
Speaker 2: calls me it except.
Speaker 3: What's said for me. Is that Brian, which is my
Speaker 3: name in CASEY didn't know, is become one of the
Speaker 3: names comedian yous in their act outs to indicate like
Speaker 3: it's a it's like a funny, stupid name, like and
Speaker 3: then Brian said it's happening more and more and I
Speaker 3: don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yes, Stacy, Brian is another name. I think, Brian, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you are Brittany Stacy. There are certain names I go
Speaker 2: to and I go where did I even come? Like,
Speaker 2: no one I know is named that name. I just
Speaker 2: picked it in the act because it's a funny sounding
Speaker 2: name and it kind of and certain names do personify
Speaker 2: exactly the thing you want to say. Like I had
Speaker 2: a joke in my special where I said aunt Gail.
Speaker 2: I don't have an aunt Gail. I know Ian's mom's
Speaker 2: name is Gail, so maybe that's I just picked aunt
Speaker 2: Gail is a funny you can like picture what she
Speaker 2: looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't have one.
Speaker 2: But I for a while I was saying an uncle's
Speaker 2: name that I actually have, and I was struggling with
Speaker 2: that because I was like, why can't I pick a
Speaker 2: different uncle? Because it was a really dirty joke about
Speaker 2: like wanting to have sex with your uncle, and I
Speaker 2: kept saying this uncle that I do have, and I'm
Speaker 2: like why, and it became a part of the joke.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why do I pick a real uncle's name
Speaker 2: for that?
Speaker 1: And people would laugh.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, there's literally thousands of men's names and
Speaker 2: I can't. But I do have many uncles because my
Speaker 2: mom has ten kids in her family. So it's Nancy,
Speaker 2: jim and Michael, Julie, Tommy, Peggy, Chucky, Sallly, Mom and dad. Right, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie,
Speaker 2: tom Er, Peggy, Chucky, Sally, Patty, mom and dad.
Speaker 1: Or something like that.
Speaker 2: It's which one is TV Bobby, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie,
Speaker 2: tom Er, Peggy, Chucky, Bobby, Sally, Mom and dad. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: so I must Bobby, thank you?
Speaker 4: Whoa?
Speaker 2: Noah, TV Bob is Bobby Whoa? And then I have
Speaker 2: two on the other side too, so it's a lot.
Speaker 1: But U yeah, names are cruise.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, let me go back to reductra stuff because
Speaker 2: I think I want to Yeah, I want to relate
Speaker 2: to more because these are so good. And wait, so
Speaker 2: it was they came out of what improv school?
Speaker 3: Well, they didn't come out of, but yes they were.
Speaker 3: One of them was a teacher at the improv at
Speaker 3: the Magnet Theater in New York City, which is to.
Speaker 4: Do with like the Magnet schools, because those are like
Speaker 4: gifted schools.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not at all. It was basically like
Speaker 3: the third tier theater in New York City. They came
Speaker 3: up third. It was the Upright Citizens Brigade, which was
Speaker 3: like the Alpha Dog, and then it was the Pit.
Speaker 3: The People's Improv Theater was the second theater, and the
Speaker 3: Magnet came out third and the Magnets. Whole deal was
Speaker 3: they want to be They don't care about the industry.
Speaker 3: They're not interested making people famous. They are only interested.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they don't share the names.
Speaker 3: They are only interested in being a community where people
Speaker 3: can go and practice improv. Whereas if you wanted to
Speaker 3: be famous, you go to UCB and then somewhat you
Speaker 3: go to the like Pitt. We know how many people
Speaker 3: came out of UCB and then Pitt like Kristin Shawl
Speaker 3: came out of and others. Magnet nobody came out of,
Speaker 3: or it seems like nobody came out of. There's like
Speaker 3: a few people.
Speaker 1: I think I did a couple of shows there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was a good theater.
Speaker 1: And then hilariously, and then I go, they're not going
Speaker 1: to make me famous. I got to get the fuck out.
Speaker 3: But that was the whole point. Famously, SNL did a
Speaker 3: sketch where they had a black box theater one person
Speaker 3: show they were making fun of, and they they chose
Speaker 3: the Magnet Theater as the as the setting where they
Speaker 3: would film this sketch as like a lame, uncool black
Speaker 3: box theater. And in the Magnet Theater, the bathrooms are
Speaker 3: very close to the stage, so when you're on stage
Speaker 3: doing improv, occasionally you can hear a toilet flush. Oh
Speaker 3: my god. If someone comes out and they're like you
Speaker 3: can you know that they just shit or pissed.
Speaker 1: Where was the Magnet Theater real quick.
Speaker 3: The seventh, eighth and seventh Avenue. Yeah, and the and so.
Speaker 1: Because of that, wait, is it still there?
Speaker 3: No, Well, here's the that's the end of the story.
Speaker 3: Because of that SNL added that into the sketch where
Speaker 3: they're like and also you can hear the toilet flush
Speaker 3: from the stage, so like it was just like kind
Speaker 3: of embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Were you when you went to the Magnet Theater after
Speaker 2: that SNL sketch came out? Was everyone talking about it?
Speaker 2: Like in the bar area, like, yeah, let me four of.
Speaker 3: Us this week again a little bit. Yeah, but here's
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 1: Wait, were you?
Speaker 2: Did you buy into this whole thing of like, no
Speaker 2: one wants to be famed.
Speaker 3: No, and that's why a lot of people. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be famous, but that's why people disliked me.
Speaker 3: I performed at the Magnet. I was on six different
Speaker 3: house teams at the Magnet while I was in New York.
Speaker 3: But I kept I was on so many house teams
Speaker 3: because I would be on a team and my team
Speaker 3: would get broken up. But people didn't like me there
Speaker 3: so much because I was doing stand up and I
Speaker 3: and they felt like I had an air of superiority.
Speaker 3: I think because I was like, I'm trying to actually
Speaker 3: make it, Whereas I think if you want to be
Speaker 3: part of the crew there, you had to be like
Speaker 3: we're separate from that we're not trying to make it.
Speaker 3: We just want to hang out. You know.
Speaker 2: I would love to see how many famous people would
Speaker 2: still be doing the thing that they do if fame
Speaker 2: were not a thing, if money and fame and influence
Speaker 2: were not the rewards of the labor, how many would
Speaker 2: still do it?
Speaker 1: I think it's many.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's all, but I do think
Speaker 2: that is a bad business model.
Speaker 3: Well, here's what happened.
Speaker 1: Because our society is obsessed with.
Speaker 3: Fame, I get that, But here's what happened. COVID happened. Happened, Ah,
Speaker 3: COVID happened, and the UCB theater shut down, the pit
Speaker 3: shut down. Guess which theater is the only one that
Speaker 3: didn't shut down, Maggie the Magnet. And it's because they
Speaker 3: were based on a community of people who all just
Speaker 3: wanted that place to survive. And it still exists and
Speaker 3: the other two are gone.
Speaker 2: Whoa, it still exists. Okay, I give my words again, Crush.
Speaker 3: So they were right, I mean all they needed, they.
Speaker 1: They That's why your mom loves you.
Speaker 3: They survived a pandemic because of the community and because
Speaker 3: it wasn't just like, well, I can't be famous here anymore.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna no.
Speaker 2: It's a nice it's a nice idea, and I always wonder,
Speaker 2: like what I I do think that a part of
Speaker 2: the appeal. I mean, stand up, it's absolutely part of
Speaker 2: the appeal is that you get immediate attention and love
Speaker 2: for what you're doing in front of a live audience.
Speaker 1: I was being interviewed yesterday by.
Speaker 2: Someone in Denver because I have two shows coming up
Speaker 2: in Denver December thirtieth and December thirty first New Year's
Speaker 2: Eve Eve and New Year's Eve at the Paramount Theater.
Speaker 2: So excited for those shows. Haven't been back to the
Speaker 2: Paramount since I shot my last special there, good clean felths,
Speaker 2: So I'm glad to go back and not have to
Speaker 2: do a special and just be done with my special
Speaker 2: and doing new fun material plus stuff I shot in
Speaker 2: the special that's you know, I'll be freer with Now
Speaker 2: you can see the Trappie act, but also halfway.
Speaker 3: Through, Nicky climbs up on a twenty five foot ladder
Speaker 3: and she stands on this platform and underneath there's a
Speaker 3: big pool of water that she dives into. I won't
Speaker 3: say what tricks she does to the land, but it's
Speaker 3: really amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the surprise of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the tricks, I mean how many? That's it's really
Speaker 3: an incredible special I've never seen anything like it. Honestly,
Speaker 3: it's a no.
Speaker 2: The ending did require so much core. It was so
Speaker 2: ironic because everyone goes, how did you do that? How
Speaker 2: the fuck did you do that ending? And people are
Speaker 2: marveling at it, and I go, pilates, yo. I never
Speaker 2: would have been able to do this thing that we
Speaker 2: ended up writing, not because I could do it. We
Speaker 2: were just like, what if you did this thing? And
Speaker 2: I was like, let me try it. No one who
Speaker 2: doesn't do pilates could have done that. And I'm not
Speaker 2: even that good at it, because I'm not that good
Speaker 2: at pilates. But it was it was just ironic that
Speaker 2: the thing I did to have like a fucking cool
Speaker 2: body was really in the end about having the strength
Speaker 2: to do this final thing that I did.
Speaker 3: And that's that's the excuse you have to say. It's like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it to look good. I'm doing it
Speaker 3: because I require my body to be able to perform
Speaker 3: the act.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but I do want to look good, but
Speaker 2: it is about feeling good. It's about feeling strong and
Speaker 2: feeling sure, like solid and like wiggly jiggly, and like
Speaker 2: all my joints are just like we're learning. It's it's
Speaker 2: nice to feel compact and like I'm everything is coming
Speaker 2: from your powerhouse, because if you do pilates, everything comes
Speaker 2: from your powerhouse. Literally, you move your toe from your aps.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any fucking sense. It still doesn't to me,
Speaker 2: but she'll be like your ankles, move your ankles from
Speaker 2: your apps, And I'm just like, what could that even mean?
Speaker 2: And I don't think even you know what that means.
Speaker 2: And I don't even think that is actually physically possible.
Speaker 2: I think this is all theory, which I also do
Speaker 2: like because a lot of it is mental. You just
Speaker 2: have to think about it and then it happens. It's
Speaker 2: a lot like singing. It's like you have to picture
Speaker 2: the thing. Like my voice teacher yesterday was like, keep
Speaker 2: the sound in front of you, in this little bubble,
Speaker 2: and like suddenly, when I pictured the sound in a
Speaker 2: little bubble in front of my nose, the sound didn't
Speaker 2: fall back in my face because I was just visualizing
Speaker 2: this thing that's not even real.
Speaker 1: So wait, what was I just gonna say about you.
Speaker 4: You're talking about an interview that you did yesterday. O.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did an interview yesterday and so thank you.
Speaker 2: And so the guy was asking me about you know,
Speaker 2: he had all these prepared questions. It was really sweet.
Speaker 2: It was adorable actually, And he had one that was like,
Speaker 2: you know, what's the difference between different mediums that you, you know,
Speaker 2: perform in on TV and stand up and podcasting? Which
Speaker 2: one is the most gratifying and which one? Which one
Speaker 2: satisfies you the most? And I'm like, I do think
Speaker 2: that the why stand up is so special is because
Speaker 2: even though podcasting is so fun and it's laid back,
Speaker 2: and I don't feel the pressure that I feel with
Speaker 2: stand up, where everything has to be so on and
Speaker 2: like there's non stop hilarious and I just feel more
Speaker 2: myself on a podcast, and which is just so nice
Speaker 2: for all the reasons that that is nice. It's like
Speaker 2: the first class of performing. You're just relaxed, but stand
Speaker 2: up you do. I don't hear people listening to this
Speaker 2: podcast right now going, oh my god, that's so true,
Speaker 2: you know, Like, I mean, I hear you, guys, but
Speaker 2: you're also on the podcast. You don't hear people that
Speaker 2: have no stake in it letting you know, like you're right,
Speaker 2: I mean like you come.
Speaker 1: And so yes, thank you.
Speaker 2: So that's why stand up is great and we all
Speaker 2: know that, like that's why stand ups do it. But
Speaker 2: I think we forget that sometimes that that's what stand
Speaker 2: ups are after, is that immediate feedback. And I just
Speaker 2: don't believe anyone does stand up that isn't insecure. And
Speaker 2: I have no problem saying I'm insecure. Even Anya Anya
Speaker 2: doesn't like to hear the word insecure. She I think
Speaker 2: she grew up with a mom who said, like, it
Speaker 2: is so sad that these girls are insecure. It's just
Speaker 2: so sad when women are insecure. So Anya doesn't like
Speaker 2: to be categorized as insecure because I'll say it all
Speaker 2: day that I'm insecure. I have no problem with it.
Speaker 2: It's just it's kind of I don't know, it just
Speaker 2: is the way it is. It doesn't oh yeah, it's
Speaker 2: the RCT like even I went to like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: very common cossword puzzle answer.
Speaker 3: Is in the New York Times crossword puzzle. Like every month, She's.
Speaker 2: In it as much as a Gara, the capital of Ghana, yes,
Speaker 2: and a man, a man named uh blank a Tom
Speaker 2: Hanks film auto.
Speaker 3: Oh God yeah, or or mining or mining gold, or
Speaker 3: a tribe a great plans tribe Oto.
Speaker 2: Enough of Oto, man, I'm always putting Opie in there,
Speaker 2: and it's not right Opie.
Speaker 1: They always they will because it isn't.
Speaker 2: Hopie is a tribe, right, So I get Oto and
Speaker 2: opek and I put u t e s youtubetna volcano
Speaker 2: common gross words. Anyway, it's out of there are sometimes
Speaker 2: that it will be three days in a row of
Speaker 2: the same clue. Oh yeah, where you'll get There's there's
Speaker 2: other ones too that happened all the time. And Bow
Speaker 2: and Yang was in the cross puzzle the other day,
Speaker 2: and I got very excited and I sent him a
Speaker 2: little messer in the cross.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was in the cross Puzzle of clues because
Speaker 3: you were in Jeopardy and the New York Times Cross Puzzle.
Speaker 3: Is there any more that you could be in?
Speaker 1: I said the No, I don't think there's any more.
Speaker 3: I've got a trivial pursuit card or something.
Speaker 2: Wal fortune would be cool, and I.
Speaker 3: Wasn't because I did Will of Fortune.
Speaker 1: This year and one of my.
Speaker 2: Name was one of the clue was one of the things,
Speaker 2: even though celebrity will fortune yea lost still counts.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: The weirdest thing about that Jeopardy things so one of
Speaker 2: my names, So my name was used in one of
Speaker 2: the questions, not questions, but I guess answers. And then
Speaker 2: the question was what is blind Date? Which was a
Speaker 2: show that I hosted that I literally forgot I hosted.
Speaker 1: Well, that was Jeopardy, wasn't it. Yeah, oh sorry, Jeopardy.
Speaker 2: So on Jeopardy it was like, if your friend sets
Speaker 2: you up on one of these, also a show hosted
Speaker 2: by Nicki Glazer, you might want to not turn it down.
Speaker 1: And it was like, what is a blind date?
Speaker 2: And Chris and I were watching it because someone texted me.
Speaker 2: The first person to text me is Colin Donald. I
Speaker 2: think he was actually one of the first people to
Speaker 2: text me about the crossword puzzle too, and it was
Speaker 2: a Sunday crossword puzzle. So Colin Donald is a smart guy.
Speaker 2: He's watching Jeopardy, He's watching the cross puzzle.
Speaker 1: Colin Donald, he.
Speaker 2: Is on Chicago Chicago Hospital, Hospital Chicago.
Speaker 1: One of those shows. She's a big deal, he's a
Speaker 1: big TV star.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was I went to high school with him.
Speaker 2: Cool and yeah, he's awesome and he he was like
Speaker 2: my first date. I didn't know it was a date
Speaker 2: when we see Baar Naked Ladies Chicago Med.
Speaker 1: He's in Chicago Med. He's a very handsome man.
Speaker 2: What was that.
Speaker 3: Chicago Chicago fire? There's a lot of them, There's a
Speaker 3: whole Chicago.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of those. I'm sure he does cameos
Speaker 2: on the others. I'm sure it's a whole community. And
Speaker 2: it's very incestuous in terms of I'm starring their things.
Speaker 2: But he's up in Chicago and that fire or that
Speaker 2: med and but yeah, he sent me a thing. It
Speaker 2: was like, holy shit, Jeopardy And I was like, I
Speaker 2: was with Brian on a zoom call what I got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were the first person I.
Speaker 2: Told because Chris was down getting our uber eats and
Speaker 2: I was like Brian, oh my god, I'm on Jeopardy
Speaker 2: And we were both like, oh my god, let's find it.
Speaker 2: So we went and watched it and then Chris came
Speaker 2: beck in was like, wait, what.
Speaker 1: What is the What's the answer to this? Like he
Speaker 1: couldn't even answer the question.
Speaker 2: My parents were both like wait, what and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I hosted blind Date.
Speaker 1: I was like the voice for blind Date.
Speaker 3: Deep cut, a deep cut deep cut, who wrote that.
Speaker 2: No, isn't that where Jackpot came from? Jackpot came from that?
Speaker 2: Because I was like, it's a blind date. Jackpot and
Speaker 2: Emil and Andrew were at the voiceover for it, and
Speaker 2: I kept saying yeah, Nat, and they were like, then
Speaker 2: we went nuts with Jackpot after that. And that is
Speaker 2: why Andrew Colin Haspot tattooed on his arm. To this day,
Speaker 2: I can't wait till what he does to cover it
Speaker 2: up someday. And I love what he I wonder what
Speaker 2: he says when people ask what it's about. I just
Speaker 2: love that he has to tell the story. But actually
Speaker 2: the puddles sent to you is a funnier story that
Speaker 2: he has to tell. But anyway, So so then my
Speaker 2: dad texts me four days later and was like, you're
Speaker 2: not the only family member who made it on Jeopardy
Speaker 2: or who made it on Jeopardy this week and this week.
Speaker 1: Let me just play it. Let me just play it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is so nuts. Sorry for this pause.
Speaker 4: Who is this other family member? I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's why I go, there's no fucking way, like, how
Speaker 2: could that happen?
Speaker 1: And this brings us back to names too.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you can see this green sometimes called Lincoln Green
Speaker 3: for the trees.
Speaker 2: My nephew's whole name, much like my whole name was
Speaker 2: in the show. How often does Forrest Green get said?
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, it's not that big of a coincidence.
Speaker 2: It's not special, it's not Destiny. There's no signs from Bob.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, forest green is a color that
Speaker 2: my sister shoes.
Speaker 3: I think it was just shows. You know what, Nikki,
Speaker 3: I think, just for the sake of interest, I am
Speaker 3: going to go full hog on Destiny. I'm going to
Speaker 3: be the Destiny guy. Now it was Destiny.
Speaker 1: You're the fourth member of Destiny's child's prosperity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wait, Oh, you still want to pull up
Speaker 3: that reductrous article?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I found one that, let's hear it. It says inspiring.
Speaker 2: That's I love the ones that start with like nice
Speaker 2: or inspiring.
Speaker 1: I think they did too.
Speaker 2: The first time I saw it, I go, I don't
Speaker 2: know what this is, But then I now I'm bought in.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love things where you at first
Speaker 2: go what the fuck is this? And then you buy
Speaker 2: and hard. Oh yeah, this is always what? This is
Speaker 2: always my point when people go what is this? And
Speaker 2: I go, there was a time where Tom Hanks, you go,
Speaker 2: who is this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know, everything takes a second to let it in.
Speaker 2: Our first reaction with something is new is always.
Speaker 1: Like and sometimes it never everything is Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks was new to you at one point you
Speaker 2: saw him for the first time, and we're probably like,
Speaker 2: you just don't. You're not born knowing everything and being
Speaker 2: just everything, So let new things in your life. I
Speaker 2: have to remind myself sometimes because I go, what I so, okay,
Speaker 2: this was it says inspiring. This millennial works hard so
Speaker 2: the previous generation can have.
Speaker 1: A better life.
Speaker 2: And it shows this woman like with her grand like
Speaker 2: with her parents, and I relate to that. But I
Speaker 2: like working hard for my parents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what. I There was a moment in
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving where I said to my dad that I feel
Speaker 3: like your generation is the uh your generation just took
Speaker 3: everything and like they you're the generation of using things
Speaker 3: because they like ruined the environment and blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: and now they're all like enjoying their retirement and we're
Speaker 3: kind of like we can't even own a home or
Speaker 3: pair of student loans. And then I saw my dad
Speaker 3: just feel really bad, and I ben I felt terrible
Speaker 3: because I was like, well, I want you to enjoy
Speaker 3: your life. I mean, I saw I don't like saying
Speaker 3: that their whole generation is bad because my dad would
Speaker 3: like nothing more than to provide for our generation. So
Speaker 3: I don't know, I just wanted to.
Speaker 2: Say that his fault, but also we would have done
Speaker 2: the same thing if.
Speaker 3: I love my dad and I do not blame him
Speaker 3: for climate change.
Speaker 1: That's nice of you, Brian.
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay.
Speaker 2: Another one was uncle has weed pen this year for Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's just a man with a strong point of you
Speaker 2: pointing with a weed pen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're always funny, they always they always make me. I
Speaker 2: just love when someone can nail something so specific that
Speaker 2: you're like, whoa, that's so band.
Speaker 1: But I can't believe that.
Speaker 2: Noah, you've never felt like something you get credit for
Speaker 2: when people are like good job, You're just like, well,
Speaker 2: it's not that.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like comes easy to me. I don't I
Speaker 1: can't believe you don't know. I've definitely felt that.
Speaker 4: Okay, you have Okay, but I don't like.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't really like. I don't like.
Speaker 4: I don't diminish what I do because it comes easy.
Speaker 4: Like I know that it comes easy to me because
Speaker 4: I've done it for so long and I've suffered a
Speaker 4: lot to get to the point where it's where it
Speaker 4: feels easy.
Speaker 2: Gotcha, Okay, Yeah, that's so you don't focus on how
Speaker 2: there are people that are probably doing this thing that
Speaker 2: you do better than you because they did work hard.
Speaker 2: You don't focus on that more than the fact that
Speaker 2: I focus.
Speaker 4: I focus on my annoyance for people who think that
Speaker 4: it's easy and who think they're all that and that
Speaker 4: they can do what I do when I do it, well.
Speaker 1: That's interesting because I don't give a fuck about that.
Speaker 2: Like when people are like, you know, have a special
Speaker 2: and they got it before they were ready for it,
Speaker 2: and it's I just go, it's not gonna be good, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't, and like the proof will be in the pudding.
Speaker 2: I like when people get things. I don't really get
Speaker 2: jealous because unless I think they're going to knock it
Speaker 2: out of the park because they work harder than me,
Speaker 2: then I get jealous. But if they get it, and
Speaker 2: I know that they're gonna flob it and either not
Speaker 2: right ask for the right help to get them to
Speaker 2: the level they should be at, or they're going to
Speaker 2: just be bad on their own, you know, just not.
Speaker 1: Work hard enough on their own.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just I'm like, I can't wait to see that.
Speaker 1: I know they're good.
Speaker 3: God for your career anyway, if you have a special
Speaker 3: before you're ready, I mean, it's just because then you
Speaker 3: go up there and it's bad and then people are like,
Speaker 3: oh wait, I guess this person wasn't as funny as
Speaker 3: I thought they were. Yeah, you shouldn't do.
Speaker 1: It, and yeah, but it's but how do you turn
Speaker 1: that down?
Speaker 3: You can't, I mean that's the other Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 2: So I also don't get when people when comedians talk
Speaker 2: about like I can't believe this, I got this thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, was he supposed to turn it down? Would you?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Sorry? This guy's popular.
Speaker 4: And like humilody maybe when we have some humility, and
Speaker 4: you can't have humility in this industry.
Speaker 3: If you want to make it, you're gonna have to
Speaker 3: put yourself out there. You're gonna have to go out
Speaker 3: topless if you want to maybe what.
Speaker 2: Chris told me I should do as a topless yeah special,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that would have been good two years ago.
Speaker 1: They're not.
Speaker 2: They're not in the I need a lift to do
Speaker 2: a topless It'd be so distracting, and then the theater
Speaker 2: might get like hot, and then your nipples change.
Speaker 1: It would just be it would be too distracted.
Speaker 2: It would be like, you know, like a move, you
Speaker 2: know when like the color changes on the background where
Speaker 2: people have a moon shift a topless.
Speaker 1: Billboard for for banging.
Speaker 2: Remember, Yeah, it was like kind of it was like
Speaker 2: my whole body was covered up. It looked as if
Speaker 2: I was naked.
Speaker 3: But I, you know, gimmicks you need to stand behind
Speaker 3: the fact that you go on stage and you ride
Speaker 3: a unicycle while juggling.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, like, my there's a couple
Speaker 2: of gimmicks, and there's just one gimmick in this special.
Speaker 2: But it's uh, it's fitting and it's funny. All right,
Speaker 2: Let's talk about what I should name my fucking tour
Speaker 2: when we get back, because I really need some help.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's called my fucking tour, But then radio stations
Speaker 2: can't talk about it, and it sounds like I'm mad
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Okay, we'll talk about with.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're back. I just want to say that we
Speaker 2: recorded this before Christmas. That's when we're not talking about
Speaker 2: Christmas yet. But I'm guessing I had a great Christmas.
Speaker 2: Me too, Yes, I always have a soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going on a track, that's what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we recorded ahead of time because we wanted
Speaker 2: this week off. And yeah, I'm going skiing before my
Speaker 2: shows this weekend in Denver and thirty first. Yeah it's
Speaker 2: in Denver and so then I'm going skiing before that
Speaker 2: in Beaver Creek. Look for me if you're out there,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be sloshing down the blue slopes. Maybe get
Speaker 2: in a one black diamond, mostly blues. I can't wait
Speaker 2: to be on chair lifts. I can't wait to.
Speaker 4: Be Are you're gonna be so strong for skiing from
Speaker 4: high bodies?
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, it all worked out.
Speaker 2: I'd be so nervous about the ski trip because I
Speaker 2: really I'm not even gonna say what I don't want
Speaker 2: to happen, because I'm not gonna manifest that like I'm
Speaker 2: manifesting strength and just slough like I just want to
Speaker 2: have those moments going down a ski slope and thinking
Speaker 2: I need to do this more in my life. This
Speaker 2: is the happiest I ever am is going fast down
Speaker 2: a blue diamond, safely fast, and feeling so strong and
Speaker 2: confident in having the wind whipping in my face and
Speaker 2: feeling perfectly warm but also cold at the same time.
Speaker 2: It is the greatest feeling known to man for me,
Speaker 2: besides like orgasms and stuff like that, or like, you know,
Speaker 2: finding out someone you hate, uh, something bad happened to them. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't, which I actually am not someone who like
Speaker 2: revels in that stuff that much.
Speaker 3: Jerk off to something bad that happened as an enemy,
Speaker 3: None that I could.
Speaker 2: I probably could. I like when someone just like has
Speaker 2: a flop of a thing. It makes me puts out
Speaker 2: something that it's like so not funny.
Speaker 3: It just when someone has that when someone gets a
Speaker 3: cartoon and then it just sucks and then it gets
Speaker 3: canceled after one season and they didn't deserve it. Only
Speaker 3: they didn't deserve it. Oh, I love that.
Speaker 2: I love the amount of people who have had this
Speaker 2: feeling about all the things that I have done that
Speaker 2: aren't great that have been canceled is probably a lot
Speaker 2: also because I do it, so it's probably happening.
Speaker 3: Well, then people are doing it to you. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: you gotta do it back. You gotta get a give
Speaker 3: and take. But then you got the seed.
Speaker 2: I used to have the thing where someone would say,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's the dumbest for I would wish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people say, I mean, you know, it's.
Speaker 2: Like, but of course you're the person.
Speaker 3: Hitler would have a sty on his eye, like, come
Speaker 3: on you.
Speaker 1: Small, it's so yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't wish that Donald Trump's flight was delayed three
Speaker 2: hours out of LaGuardia.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't. Oh, that's crazy. I think I would.
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 2: I wish horrible things, not I wish them on people.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean that's what a lot of like.
Speaker 2: I Yeah, I guess that's what my I think maybe
Speaker 2: my tour should be like called like bad Thoughts or
Speaker 2: like bad Person, or like something like like the Unwanted
Speaker 2: Thoughts or that I know that was a Maria Bamford special.
Speaker 2: It's so hard to come up with something that hasn't
Speaker 2: been done by another comedian too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can't call it bad because that's Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: I can't call it.
Speaker 3: You call thriller.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: I could do thriller mirror, yes, like Woman in the Mirror. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's just spin. I would like to do I could
Speaker 2: do like a take on a Taylor Swift tour, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no you can't because Joe Parra did it Errors Tour.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's funny. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there have been compilations of all the time she
Speaker 2: fucked up on the error Eras tour and it was
Speaker 2: called the Error's Tour and she sucks up like one
Speaker 2: time every eighteen shows and it's like the cutest thing ever.
Speaker 1: So she's she's flawless.
Speaker 3: But Terra's tour is funny because Joe Parah could not
Speaker 3: be more opposite to Taylor Swift than he is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and so it would be less funny for you because
Speaker 3: you're much closer to Taylor Swift than you know. It's
Speaker 3: too close. You're too close to Taylor Swift to have
Speaker 3: it be funny to name your thing after a Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift's tour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2: There's lover, there's folklore, there's ever more there's speak now, fearless, fearful.
Speaker 3: I don't think people would take that.
Speaker 2: People wouldn't connect it. Yeah, and Eras, there's no other like,
Speaker 2: you know, I wouldn't feel like I was stealing from
Speaker 2: Joe Parrah if I did a rhyme with Eras. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just there's nothing there. I really don't know what
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 3: So far, all of your specials have been kind of
Speaker 3: plays on sexual terms. You've had banging well, no, you
Speaker 3: have perfect. That's not necessarily but it's based on so
Speaker 3: you have you have banging Perfect, and then you have
Speaker 3: your tours to the Good Girl.
Speaker 2: Tour and one night with Nikki Glazer also kind of
Speaker 2: a sexual connotation, like a one night stand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not safe with Nicky Glazer. Ye, you had good, clean.
Speaker 1: Filth, unprotected.
Speaker 2: Brad Dog, come on, come on, Nikki Glazer.
Speaker 3: Cosby's book is called come on People, Come on, common people. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I me just make sure people.
Speaker 1: That's so.
Speaker 3: The book looks like, uh, it looks like come it
Speaker 3: looks like white. Let me see make sure it's Bill Cosby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a phrase it's okay, I.
Speaker 3: Got to see no or somebody can you can you
Speaker 3: pull up this picture, please and hold it up to
Speaker 3: the camera. It's called come on.
Speaker 1: Could look like I'm so, I'm.
Speaker 3: Telling you it looks like come So I have to
Speaker 3: you have the actual cover that I'm talking about, though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's blue. All right, all right, show it? Here we go,
Speaker 3: Here we go. Yeah, here is Sorry for people at home,
Speaker 3: this is on YouTube. You gotta go to YouTube dot
Speaker 3: com slash Nikki Glazer podcast. Look at that. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: come on, I mean, does that not look like little
Speaker 3: cum droplets? Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait, I am so confused because it's not even come on,
Speaker 2: come on?
Speaker 1: Is come on people?
Speaker 2: Is cee apostrophe m O n you guys, this is
Speaker 2: come c O M E on O N people, by
Speaker 2: the way, I know, but there also is no comma,
Speaker 2: which is come on people, Come on people.
Speaker 3: And then it's a blue cover.
Speaker 1: It's a blue cover.
Speaker 2: And then there are footsteps and appears the footsteps are white,
Speaker 2: but they look like droplets of common.
Speaker 3: And then look at the subtitle. Look at the subtitle on.
Speaker 1: The path from Victims to Victors? What the fuck a path?
Speaker 2: So it's like footprints that look like little jizz droplets,
Speaker 2: and it says each droplet has a it says respect
Speaker 2: on it. The other one is caring one says hope
Speaker 2: once his skills.
Speaker 3: Yes, says that's that's how he views his come.
Speaker 1: Disgusting what I mean in plain sight.
Speaker 3: And the co author is Alvin F. Saint, which kind
Speaker 3: of sounds like pussy, but also I mean Alvin. If
Speaker 3: you're named Alvin, of course you're going to co write
Speaker 3: a book with Bill Cosby. It's inevitable.
Speaker 1: Where's that guy today?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Okay, Brian, you wanted to bring up.
Speaker 3: Something that happens the I talk about how we went
Speaker 3: to go see Jimmy Carr at the More Theater the
Speaker 3: night before you're taping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bad idea, final thought, bad idea, because he's so good.
Speaker 2: It really got in my head. I got a little bit.
Speaker 2: I got thrown. Yeah, because I'm in the same theater,
Speaker 2: I'm shooting my special at the next night, I'm watching
Speaker 2: Jimmy Carr's show. I'm comparing, contrasting, I'm you know, that's
Speaker 2: pretty much what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: The whole time.
Speaker 2: Is like I can't even laugh because I'm so angry
Speaker 2: that I didn't write all those jokes and that I.
Speaker 1: Don't that I just couldn't. I couldn't relax.
Speaker 2: I couldn't have fun because I was so in my
Speaker 2: head of like he's so good, I'm such crap like
Speaker 2: it was. It was not good for my self esteem.
Speaker 2: I will not do that next time. I will not
Speaker 2: in the theater of which I'm taping my special go
Speaker 2: see someone who's been doing it. You know, I would
Speaker 2: guess at least ten years longer than me. I will
Speaker 2: never do that again. We'll go see someone who's been
Speaker 2: doing it ten years less than me, so I can
Speaker 2: feel superior.
Speaker 1: But it was an amazing show, There's no question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should just go me at the theater before you.
Speaker 2: No, you're amazing, You're really really fucking good. I mean,
Speaker 2: but yes, that that was. That was My takeaway. Was
Speaker 2: like an unsettled feeling after that, of like it's too
Speaker 2: late to change anything. I can't be more like Jimmy Carr.
Speaker 2: I could have seen anyone and been like, I need
Speaker 2: to be like that person. You know, I was so
Speaker 2: in my head the night before doing this.
Speaker 3: You could have seen Jeff Dunnham and even be like,
Speaker 3: I think I need puppets. I think I need It's
Speaker 3: so true.
Speaker 2: It really could have It could have gone either anyway
Speaker 2: that way, just someone who has been in the business
Speaker 2: longer than me, who just yeah, I just compared myself
Speaker 2: to and so I was I was a little spirally
Speaker 2: after that moment.
Speaker 3: While I mean, I think the takeaway for me from
Speaker 3: Jimmy Carr was, first of all, you know, he obviously
Speaker 3: gave us free tickets and we went and we sat
Speaker 3: in great seats and we watched his show. And he
Speaker 3: was also, I I hear, incredibly gracious. His team was
Speaker 3: incredibly gracious, allowing your team to go into the theater
Speaker 3: the night before to set up everything, and so he
Speaker 3: was amazing. But the takeaway for me was when we
Speaker 3: went after we went to the green room, when we
Speaker 3: met Jimmy Carr, and he was so nice. He was
Speaker 3: so cool, and he was making eye contact with not
Speaker 3: just you. He didn't put all his focus on you.
Speaker 3: He made I kind of excite everything we can do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he saw all of us, he respected all of us.
Speaker 3: We all contributed to the conversation. He was so kind
Speaker 3: to you and so such great things to say about you,
Speaker 3: and just was awesome. And I actually liked his stand
Speaker 3: up more after I met him in the green room
Speaker 3: because he was so.
Speaker 1: Cool and interesting. Yeah, yeah, I knew he was that nice.
Speaker 2: So because I've met him obviously a lot of times,
Speaker 2: and I'd been a fan of his for so long.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's just I think he's one of the
Speaker 2: best joke griggers of our time, and and just what
Speaker 2: a polished and perfect perform Yes, uh yes, flaw.
Speaker 3: The new jokes that he says he writes new jokes
Speaker 3: for every single show and then at the end of
Speaker 3: his show he reads them up a piece of paper
Speaker 3: to test them. Every show and even his new jokes
Speaker 3: felt like are these new? Really?
Speaker 2: They were so good? Yeah, there, it was so much
Speaker 2: stuff that I loved. So I was trying to think
Speaker 2: of he had one joke. I don't want to ruin anything,
Speaker 2: but he was just talking about he has a lot
Speaker 2: of good jokes about I liked his chunk about date rape,
Speaker 2: and I liked his about saying like it's you know,
Speaker 2: it's like he pretty much takes this kid in the
Speaker 2: audience and he asks this kid, like a younger kid
Speaker 2: he was nineteen years old, like when is it okay
Speaker 2: to have sex with a girl? Like when is she consenting?
Speaker 2: And he walks through like a whole date night of
Speaker 2: like when when is it?
Speaker 1: Is it okay now?
Speaker 2: And he's like, no, it's not okay yet, Like he
Speaker 2: keeps us and it really is. Like he brings up
Speaker 2: a point of like how women will have sex a
Speaker 2: lot of times just out of like I already gotten
Speaker 2: this far, like I don't really want to. I'm saying yes,
Speaker 2: but my body is saying no. He like literally gets
Speaker 2: into that of like if her body is as tense
Speaker 2: as your dick is hard, that is a no. Even
Speaker 2: if she's saying enthusiastically yes, that's not enthusiastic her body.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, but what if it's my obliques? What
Speaker 2: if I'm just like a fucking rock hard because I'm
Speaker 2: a working start. And that was really funny, and I
Speaker 2: mean he had too many jokes that I can even
Speaker 2: every time I would be like remember this one, it
Speaker 2: would be replaced with a new one that was so
Speaker 2: fucking good. And a lot of stuff about pedophilia, which
Speaker 2: I loved, a lot of stuff about yeah, just sex
Speaker 2: and relationships.
Speaker 1: He yeah, what what was your takeaway Brian.
Speaker 3: From his set?
Speaker 1: Or from yeah? What do you remember any stand out moments?
Speaker 3: I mean, my favorite part of his set was when
Speaker 3: he started telling a personal story about his oh baby
Speaker 3: being born, because it was a departure from his usual
Speaker 3: stand and deliver like set up punch. Yeah, I would
Speaker 3: like to see more of that from Jimmy Carr. I
Speaker 3: want to see an hour or where he's like talking
Speaker 3: about his life. That would be cool, Yeah, because I
Speaker 3: know that he can infuse the same number of jokes
Speaker 3: into those personal stories. And then I also get to
Speaker 3: learn more about Jimmy Carr, which is why I was
Speaker 3: saying after we met him, I liked to stand up
Speaker 3: even more because I got to know the guy, Whereas
Speaker 3: when he's just delivering like real equality jokes, you don't
Speaker 3: get to know him at all. But then when he
Speaker 3: delivered that story, I was like, yeah, this would be
Speaker 3: cool to see, like, who is this guy? More about him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I saw him a clip of him last
Speaker 2: night actually on Berbiglia's podcast, where he said that there
Speaker 2: was a girl who came to a show and she
Speaker 2: was celebrating her second life versary or something. It was
Speaker 2: something like, I was gonna kill myself this day, but
Speaker 2: I was waiting till my parents fall asleep so I
Speaker 2: could do it when they were asleep. And while I
Speaker 2: was waiting for them to fall asleep, I was on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine? Like I'm waiting to die and I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna pulp YouTube like this is That's the kind
Speaker 2: of thing that fascinates me about, you know, life, is
Speaker 2: that you do these mundane things when you're ready to
Speaker 2: do something so insane, even like we're getting ready to
Speaker 2: take my special, not that it's in comparison to taking
Speaker 2: your own life, but like like backstage, like talking about
Speaker 2: like oh, peanut eminems or whatever, like you're just talking
Speaker 2: about something mundane right before you do something big. But
Speaker 2: she was watching Jimmy car clips as she was waiting
Speaker 2: to kill herself, and then she started laughing, and then
Speaker 2: she watched some more and she kept laughing, and then
Speaker 2: she like kind of didn't want to do it anymore
Speaker 2: because she was laughing so much. And she said that
Speaker 2: she was celebrating twenty or you know, fifteen years or
Speaker 2: whatever of being like her second half of life. And
Speaker 2: I just thought that was really cool, and wow, he
Speaker 2: seemed very moved by that.
Speaker 3: I the exact opposite happened with someone who's who was
Speaker 3: going to kill themselves or was actually going to live
Speaker 3: and then they started watching Mark Maron clips and then
Speaker 3: they decided to kill themselves.
Speaker 2: There are so many people that can't tell that story
Speaker 2: to him because he's They're gone now.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, his special? I like, what is the title
Speaker 1: of his.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that Mark Maron's a bad comedian. I'm
Speaker 3: saying that he will is the depressing comedian.
Speaker 2: And that's that's what I like about Mark is that
Speaker 2: he's just like it's things are bad as he sits
Speaker 2: on the stool like a little gargoyle.
Speaker 1: And I like the name of his last special. I
Speaker 1: forgot what it.
Speaker 2: Was, but.
Speaker 3: Gargoyle. What is it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry gargoyle? No, shut up, Ryan, I heard your daughter
Speaker 1: and times fun.
Speaker 4: No times depressing, a lot of anger always no.
Speaker 1: Sound like chat GPT.
Speaker 2: Mark Merrick's we should ask chet GBT to name my
Speaker 2: next special?
Speaker 1: Can we do that?
Speaker 3: Yes, of course?
Speaker 1: Or name my name my tour. Oh that's that's a
Speaker 1: good way to I would love it.
Speaker 3: If I can t because they have not upgraded it to.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, I'll try to.
Speaker 3: Like I just need help peaking, Maybe it should be
Speaker 3: I just need help. That's what that's what my you
Speaker 3: do life for help? You can do Instagram. On your Instagram,
Speaker 3: you can now leave notes on you know about the
Speaker 3: notes where it's like in your messages, you can now
Speaker 3: leave a note and it just says like a lot
Speaker 3: of people use it to like plug their tour, which
Speaker 3: is a little silly.
Speaker 1: So like you respond responds to the person right away.
Speaker 3: If you go into Instagram and then you go into messages,
Speaker 3: on the top of above all of your messages, above
Speaker 3: where it says primary general requests, there's like a bunch
Speaker 3: of circles of people's profiles and above them is uh,
Speaker 3: little notes not for me. And so like my friend
Speaker 3: Dwight Simmons is saying Indy Thursday date and Friday and Saturday,
Speaker 3: and then Jayung Summers is saying twelve twenty one LA
Speaker 3: one twenty one New York City, like right, this is
Speaker 3: what And then like my friend Shaq Stanley has just
Speaker 3: put a Mariah Carey song up there. So I always
Speaker 3: put in my note please help, period. And that's just
Speaker 3: what I put every single time. And occasionally people meet
Speaker 3: and go are you okay, And it's just what I
Speaker 3: put every single time, just in case you want to
Speaker 3: message me that.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I get what you're saying. I like the
Speaker 2: idea of saying, like someone help her, or like a
Speaker 2: Niki Glazer a cry for help NICKI Glaze. I just
Speaker 2: don't know what I'm going to be talking about. I'm
Speaker 2: always talking about the same shit, like my life, my
Speaker 2: observations on life. Like I don't have this like overarching
Speaker 2: like I'm telling it like it is. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: want to do it like a phrase like can you
Speaker 2: believe these people? Like I don't want to have it
Speaker 2: be like a quote.
Speaker 3: But I also had this idea of peaking was a title.
Speaker 3: There was also just like turning point something that has
Speaker 3: to do with it being a turning point for you
Speaker 3: where it's like this is an inflex point where you are.
Speaker 3: This is kind of like you're you're turning that age
Speaker 3: where decisions have to be made and things are going
Speaker 3: to change from this point forward in all aspects of
Speaker 3: your life and your career.
Speaker 1: What about like.
Speaker 2: Balls to the wall or like some kind of like
Speaker 2: like because I think, or like a tits out, or
Speaker 2: like I can't say tits though that's the problem.
Speaker 1: That is always the problem. You can't say you can't
Speaker 1: say tits.
Speaker 2: But like some kind of like I don't care anymore,
Speaker 2: like I don't want to do that, of like no, no,
Speaker 2: I don't want to it's I want to do this.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to be here, but I'm not like like
Speaker 2: you know, six years ago zero fox give it like
Speaker 2: you know what that like that kind.
Speaker 3: Of thing you like that one? Three stifled?
Speaker 2: Oh actually, speaking of naked, I have some exciting news
Speaker 2: to talk about on the show tomorrow. Oh shit, I
Speaker 2: will I will share because I got an email asking
Speaker 2: me to do something that I've been wanting to do
Speaker 2: a while, and besties who've been listening a long time
Speaker 2: might know what it is. But I finally got the
Speaker 2: call and she Ready She Ready.
Speaker 1: Is a good title. But Whitney.
Speaker 3: Houston. So, bestie's can you write to us? What do
Speaker 3: you think Nicky should name her next special he's got?
Speaker 2: I might actually like ask them before this because I
Speaker 2: really need to pick a special name like today and
Speaker 2: today is actually a week ago, so I might put
Speaker 2: it on our Instagram story because I do need help.
Speaker 2: Is that lame of me as an artist to come
Speaker 2: up with?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Taylor Swift would never do that, but maybe she would.
Speaker 2: Who knows, She just like knows Taylor Swift knows what
Speaker 2: album she's gonna put out nine years befo.
Speaker 1: She's a master.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift did do that, and you contributed to it,
Speaker 4: and then she used a piece of your contribution.
Speaker 1: How good would you feel? That's true? That's true.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not Taylor Swift. I gotta do it my way, my.
Speaker 4: Way, or the highway my way.
Speaker 3: Will gargoyle, Oh, you throw that in again.
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