1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glizer Podcast, Nick Glaser Podcast. 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 2: Nicky Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 2: a Nicky Glazer podcast. Here with me today or Brian 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 2: and Noah. 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: What's up guys? 6 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 3: Hello? How are you? 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:23,639 Speaker 1: I'm tired? Well, if I'm out of it, I'm you know. 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 2: I just woke up like I was supposed to wake 9 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 2: up two hours ago get a workout in so I 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 2: could I have a really long day and fit it 11 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,920 Speaker 2: all in. But I just kept hitting snooze, baby, just 12 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,519 Speaker 2: catch going back in those dreams, wanting to finishing them up, 13 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:42,599 Speaker 2: just having dreams of eating my breakfast and and then, 14 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 2: which is such a waste of a dream. When you 15 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 2: do something in your dream that you're about to do, 16 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 2: it's like likely tonight. 17 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 3: Also, yeah, this morning, I dreamt that I was doing 18 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 3: this podcast. 19 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: No way. 20 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 3: I dreamt that the podcast has been recorded in my 21 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 3: kitchen at home on Long Island, and that it was 22 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 3: you and two elderly women, not elderly, but maybe like 23 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 3: in their fifties or sixties, Okay, And I was late, 24 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 3: and I was so late that I decided I'm just 25 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 3: not even going to be a part of this episode, 26 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 3: and I'll do the next one. But then you kept 27 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 3: like trying to bring me into the episode, and I 28 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 3: kept going, no, no, no, it's okay. 29 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 2: Well boundaries, I know, Yeah, what does that mean? 30 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 3: Don't know, I don't know. 31 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 2: It means that you need to put your foot down 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 2: about something, probably maybe with me, maybe maybe not with me. 33 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 2: Maybe the old women represented. Wait isn't it alway supposed 34 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 2: to be that whatever is in your dream, like the 35 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 2: thing that is coming at you is. 36 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: Actually you, and you're I'm the old women. Yeah, like you. 37 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 2: A lot of the times people are like I fell 38 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 2: in love with this guy or what there was this 39 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 2: there was this dog in the dream, and it's like 40 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 2: the dog is you? 41 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: Like most things in the dream are you? 42 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 3: I don't know. 43 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 2: But also no one knows fucking anything about dreams really, 44 00:01:56,440 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 2: it's all just guesses. Yeah, and yeah, I wanted back 45 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 2: in though, Like I love when you wake up and 46 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 2: you're like I love setting my alarm for super earlier 47 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 2: than like with all my ideas, Like sometimes I do 48 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 2: wake up in the morning, I'm like, oh, I can 49 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,519 Speaker 2: get this workout in. Like the first thing is like, oh, yeah, 50 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 2: I want to work out, But this morning I woke 51 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 2: up and I go, what the fuck was? 52 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: But I said this so early and. 53 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 2: Then I was like, oh, yeah, well fuck that, like 54 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 2: and then I just tensed up my muscles to like 55 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 2: see if I still had the abs that I've worked 56 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,519 Speaker 2: so hard for and I did, so I was excited. 57 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 2: And then I was like, I don't need to do 58 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 2: a workout this morning. I've been going hard recently. 59 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're posting special. Now it's time to let loose. 60 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 3: Now it's time to go. 61 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 2: I did it two a day on Monday because I 62 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 2: just felt like such garbage. When you come down from 63 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 2: a special, it's like coming down from a drug, and 64 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,639 Speaker 2: so I felt like I needed I went to the Yeah, 65 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 2: I went to the lesson and she was like, maybe 66 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 2: I already said this, but she was like, you know, 67 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 2: just making comments about like oh we're a little out 68 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 2: of it today, or like she's had to keep reminding 69 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,959 Speaker 2: me what foot like she said the other left probably 70 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 2: eighteen times you know where that, And it got to 71 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 2: the point where I just said, will you touch the 72 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 2: leg it is because I can't even understand what left is, 73 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 2: Like I couldn't figure it out. 74 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: I wasn't I wasn't with it. 75 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 2: So then I was like, I only gave half for this, 76 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 2: which is all I had to give, so I gave 77 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 2: one hundred percent. 78 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: But it was just not good. So I said I'll 79 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: go to a class later on. 80 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 2: And then the class later on only had two people in it, 81 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 2: so I got like a semi private two times. 82 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 3: And then also, can you come up with some new material? 83 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 3: Like the other left? You do it eight times. I 84 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 3: think at that point you should say something else. 85 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 2: It's not even funny anymore, Like it's not she's not 86 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 2: saying it to be funny. It really is like what 87 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 2: they say to get people to do the right the 88 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 2: correct leg Yeah. 89 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so. That's when you know you're really dumb. 90 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: But they're very forgiving. 91 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 2: That's what I like about pilates is I have yet 92 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 2: to have a coach that makes me feel stupid about 93 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 2: anything I don't know. And I feel like I have 94 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 2: had a lot of trainers in the in other ways 95 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 2: that when I go what are your obliques, what's a 96 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 2: what's a trap? I don't know where the traps are? 97 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 2: I think I do, is it like this area? Like 98 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 2: I just don't assume I And they don't go like, okay, 99 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 2: well your traps are up there like there's no condescension, 100 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 2: even though I would think pilates is the most condescending 101 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 2: of the word. 102 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,160 Speaker 1: And I'm sorry I've become. 103 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,839 Speaker 2: Obsessed with pilates, like the people I hate that do pilates, 104 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 2: that talk about it all the time. But once now 105 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 2: I get it, I get it, I'll shut up about 106 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 2: or I'll uh, I'm eating crow now about how people. 107 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: Talk about it all the time. 108 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 2: Because when you do something every day, you you tend 109 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,359 Speaker 2: to talk about it no matter what it is. 110 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 4: That's great because before you started, you were just kind 111 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 4: of like dreading it, yes so much and dreading just 112 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 4: dreading someone focusing on the things I can't do well, 113 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 4: and it's and now I'm starting to do those things easier. 114 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: I couldn't tell in the class. 115 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,480 Speaker 2: If she because it was a the class was by 116 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,919 Speaker 2: someone who I had never with, so it was a 117 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,359 Speaker 2: different instructor there that I'd never worked with, and I 118 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 2: couldn't tell if she just gave up on correcting me 119 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 2: or if I was doing it right, do you know 120 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 2: what I mean? 121 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,160 Speaker 1: But I have a. 122 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 2: Feeling she just gave up, not to give up, but 123 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 2: was just like she's not my client, like I don't 124 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 2: care if she does it perfectly. And I realize a 125 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 2: lot of times, my I love my two women that 126 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:23,039 Speaker 2: I work with there, and they are nice enough to 127 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:26,159 Speaker 2: not make me like you have to like really like 128 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 2: you have to put the bar up, then you have 129 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 2: to put the thing down, and then you have to 130 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 2: you there's all these like techniques of like you have 131 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 2: to sit on the plate's chair and you have to 132 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 2: get in pilate stance. Then you have to put your 133 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,479 Speaker 2: arms like a genie, and then you have to sit down. 134 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 2: And I realized that we don't do a lot of 135 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 2: that bullshit, and I thank you to my girls for 136 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 2: not making me do that bullshit. 137 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,719 Speaker 1: And I know that's probably not the way like. 138 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 2: We we do sometimes they go, this is the right 139 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,799 Speaker 2: way to do it, but we're not gonna do that today. 140 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,479 Speaker 2: So we're just gonna we'll learn that pilates stance like 141 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 2: intro to it later. And I like that because I 142 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 2: don't like there. I don't need another thing that I'm 143 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 2: doing wrong. Right, let's not add well, let's just keep 144 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 2: it as simple as possible and then we build from there. 145 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 2: And I feel like I'm gonna get them in trouble 146 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 2: by saying that they don't because like I. 147 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 4: No, it's it sounds like they're customizing it for you, 148 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 4: which is yeah. 149 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 3: Appropriate respect in the art. 150 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: Yes, And I like wiping down my thing afterwards. I 151 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: really like that. Yeah, I like wipe oh yeah. 152 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,320 Speaker 2: Like I like, like I'm done with my class, I 153 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 2: clean up my station, Like I feel like a little 154 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 2: bit of a kindergarten. I've never learned to clean anything 155 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,039 Speaker 2: after I'm done with it, so it kind of feels 156 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 2: like I feel so accomplished. 157 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 1: I feel like someone should be like, great job after 158 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: I like wipe down this. 159 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 2: Dumb thing, because I feel I've never been rewarded for 160 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 2: cleaning in that kind of way. 161 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 3: Ayan like Dora the Explorer plates, yes you did it. Yeah, 162 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 3: And now we're going to get into this post. But 163 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 3: do you remember that back in like the nineties, early 164 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 3: two thousands, I guess it was more like early two 165 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,920 Speaker 3: thousand stand up when Pilates was like a joke when 166 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 3: people would make fun of Pilates. 167 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 2: But it's almost like Ford focus or a Prius, like 168 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 2: it's a punchline. 169 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 3: It was one of those punchlines because I just think, 170 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,120 Speaker 3: honestly it is because it was pilates and then people 171 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 3: would say, what is it pilots or whatever? That would 172 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 3: be one angle that these comics would take, and it 173 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 3: was always to represent some I don't know, pretentious woman 174 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 3: or something and stand up. Do you do you remember that? 175 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 2: I do remember it when it fell on the scene, 176 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 2: and I remember a girl talking to me about how 177 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 2: pilates changed my body, and me and my own my 178 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 2: friends would make fun of her. She would talk about 179 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 2: it all the time of like, it transformed my body, 180 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 2: and her body was already amazing, so it was like 181 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 2: she's a model. It was really obnoxious to hear on 182 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 2: top of that that Plattis had changed her body. But yeah, 183 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 2: it does change your body because you're like stretching everything 184 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 2: all the time. You get really long. I have obliques 185 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 2: for the first time. I didn't know what obleaques were. 186 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 2: And I have it just on one side. I don't 187 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 2: have it on the other. It's very exciting. 188 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 3: Yeh. 189 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 2: Had my mom feel my stomach the other day. I 190 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 2: would like tensed it and made her like punch me 191 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 2: in the stomach. It's just like I'm not doing anything 192 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 2: with this body. I mean, yes, I am. I It 193 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 2: ended up so I started to do piltties because I 194 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 2: wanted to like look great for my special. But my 195 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 2: special ended up having a physical thing element to it 196 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 2: that you will see when it comes out that required 197 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 2: an intensely strong core that I did not intend for 198 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 2: and that I would never We kind of wrote it 199 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 2: kind of in the last weeks of preparing for the special, like. 200 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 3: I don't want to give it away, but yeah, at 201 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,839 Speaker 3: the beginning of the special, it's a pretty big theater 202 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 3: and Nikki comes in on a trapeze swing. She swings in. 203 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 3: I'm not going to say how she dismounts, that's kind 204 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 3: of the impressive part. But she swings in. She's about 205 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 3: twenty five feet in the air, swings in. The microphone's 206 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 3: up closer to the ceiling, so she's got to grab 207 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 3: the microphone. But the real surprise is going to be 208 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 3: how she dismounts from the trapeze. Yes, that's the funny part. 209 00:08:56,679 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 2: I'm in a plank on a trapeze. Yes, And I 210 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,640 Speaker 2: do half of the specials in a handstand and would 211 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:07,319 Speaker 2: I slowly lower down to middle splits? 212 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,199 Speaker 3: Bye way, did we ever figure out what the name 213 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 3: of the special is going to be? No, it's still 214 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 3: not named. 215 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 1: No, I never name them before. 216 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,719 Speaker 3: But now it's over. You filmed it. 217 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,319 Speaker 1: I know. I well, we don't know what's going to 218 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,000 Speaker 1: make the cut. 219 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 3: Wow, you know, yeah, we don't know. 220 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:23,960 Speaker 2: I know it. 221 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: That's insane. 222 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,439 Speaker 2: People are like, what's your special name? And I'm like, 223 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:29,600 Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't And this is the kind 224 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 2: of celebrity I am. I'm not good at planning things. 225 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 2: I just like go, I free ball it, man, I 226 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,040 Speaker 2: just go. And I'm doing a photo shoot for my 227 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 2: next tour and today today for four hours and I 228 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 2: had a call with the photographer. 229 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,200 Speaker 1: My assistant just wrote me about it. 230 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,080 Speaker 2: Everyone's asking what is the name of the tour so 231 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:56,040 Speaker 2: we can like make the photo shoot about the tour, 232 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,560 Speaker 2: and like what kind of poses do you want to do? 233 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't, I don't know. I don't. 234 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 2: I just want to name it emma, like a baby 235 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 2: or something. I want to pay, Like so easy to 236 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,360 Speaker 2: name a child, but a tour that has a whole 237 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 2: attitude and and I don't know what I'm talking about yet. Yeah, 238 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,400 Speaker 2: you know, like I just got done making a special 239 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 2: Like I'm not taking out the material I just shot 240 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,240 Speaker 2: on tour I'm I'm building a new act, and so 241 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,920 Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm going to be saying, and 242 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 2: I don't and I don't want it to be like 243 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:26,200 Speaker 2: it's in music, it's cool to be cool, right, uh huh, 244 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,560 Speaker 2: Like when you're a musician, it's cool to be like, 245 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,760 Speaker 2: I'm doing the Badass Tour, yeah, and I'm cool. 246 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,119 Speaker 1: But in comedy you can't say. 247 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,960 Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I'm getting rammed at the Ass tour or whatever. 248 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,559 Speaker 3: It's always got to be like my Tiny Dick. 249 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 2: Tour, yes, or I'm you know, I love Tom sigour 250 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 2: as I'm coming Everywhere tour. 251 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 3: I like that be a joke. Degradate, degradating. Yeah, that 252 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,079 Speaker 3: made me think we should You should name children once 253 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 3: they're thirteen, because if you name them when they're zero, 254 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,840 Speaker 3: that kind of influences like if you named your kid, 255 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,559 Speaker 3: you know that you know, but what do you. 256 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 1: Call them until then? 257 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,439 Speaker 3: What you don't know? But then when when they turn. 258 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,280 Speaker 1: Thirteen, you go some cult that describes to. 259 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:14,680 Speaker 3: Now that I've seen you, I know that you're a Dylan, Right, 260 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:19,840 Speaker 3: that's so insulting. You're a dealon where adorable? 261 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, they have their hair parted in the middle and 262 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 2: it's right down to their ear, their top ear lob. Yeah, 263 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,960 Speaker 2: and they look like writers strong, So they're a writer 264 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 2: or Dylan. 265 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 1: Yes, okay. 266 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 3: So if you named your kid Striker or something or Parker, 267 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 3: then they're going to be a certain person is just 268 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,719 Speaker 3: going to influence them in some way. But whereas if 269 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,880 Speaker 3: you wait until they become an asshole, then you can 270 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,720 Speaker 3: name them Parker. 271 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:46,600 Speaker 2: It is interesting that people become their name. No, Parker 272 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 2: seems like a nice person. 273 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,040 Speaker 3: I just you know, I think Parker sounds like a 274 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:50,760 Speaker 3: rich person. 275 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,320 Speaker 1: I don't, Yeah, I mean not my Parker. 276 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. 277 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:57,600 Speaker 3: You a man? Is it a woman or a man? Uh? 278 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 1: It's a man. 279 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,520 Speaker 3: Okay, So you know, let's think of a different name. 280 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,560 Speaker 3: Then then nobody knows. So I don't offend anyone's friends. 281 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,839 Speaker 2: I know someone who parked their car yesterday and they 282 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,959 Speaker 2: were a Parker and they were nice about it. 283 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:15,360 Speaker 3: Yet it was just randomly plucking names. No offense to 284 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,960 Speaker 3: friend Parker, who I'm sure is a saint and has 285 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,479 Speaker 3: no negative qualities. 286 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,920 Speaker 1: Yes, well yeah, we all do. 287 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,160 Speaker 2: But I think I see what you're saying, Like what 288 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,360 Speaker 2: would happen if the name came later? Like what kind 289 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,160 Speaker 2: of person would you be because you kind of become 290 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 2: your name. 291 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,280 Speaker 1: Noah is totally a Noah. 292 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, who knows if she was name, maybe she 293 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,200 Speaker 3: became a became. 294 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 1: Noah. 295 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. 296 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: I don't think her parents were like, she's a Noah. 297 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 2: I think she turned into an I think your name 298 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,559 Speaker 2: does dictate the kind of person you become, not fully. 299 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,719 Speaker 2: But also they say birth order does something, but then 300 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,840 Speaker 2: that was recently debunked that birth order really does is 301 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 2: like nothing, even though it's such a popular meme to 302 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 2: be like. I mean, I get targeted instantly of like, 303 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:05,600 Speaker 2: I'm the older daughter, I have autism ADHD, and no 304 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,440 Speaker 2: one loves me. 305 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 1: I get everything. 306 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 2: I see on Instagram is targeted towards me of being 307 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 2: like the firstborn. Everything fell on me. Everyone's an alcoholic 308 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:20,599 Speaker 2: around me. I couldn't manage my uh you know, temperament. 309 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,600 Speaker 2: No one sought after my feelings. I played alone like 310 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,960 Speaker 2: it tries to make you feel so seen about your childhood, 311 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 2: but it's so often many ways. Yeah, people love it. 312 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,320 Speaker 2: You see all of these likes. I get to see 313 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,640 Speaker 2: everyone who's fucking struggling when I look at the likes. 314 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 2: Anyone who who ever likes one of those posts. I 315 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 2: get to see all the people who are like, yes, 316 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:48,760 Speaker 2: I feel seen. There was a reduct Christens me Reductress. 317 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,839 Speaker 2: We we're big fans of Reductress on Instagram. You know, 318 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,320 Speaker 2: it's pretty like The Onion, but for women, and I 319 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,040 Speaker 2: think it is written by all women. 320 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,840 Speaker 3: Chris women at the Magnet Theater to performers from the 321 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 3: Magnet Theater in New York City. 322 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,200 Speaker 1: I thought it was definitely an offshoot of the Onion. 323 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,000 Speaker 3: It's not, no, no. It was actually pretty wild at 324 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,160 Speaker 3: the time when they started it because of the Onion 325 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 3: and some other things. It was like is there space 326 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 3: for this? And it just it, It blew up. They 327 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 3: never looked back and it was amazing. 328 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: This one Chris sent me, and I felt sick old. 329 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 1: I mean, the women who do it. 330 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,320 Speaker 2: The only thing that I have a problem with with 331 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 2: the Onion, Hard Times News, Reductress and what's the other one. 332 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 1: There's tons of. 333 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 2: Them, these like fake news things that are hilarious. I 334 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 2: want to know who wrote them. 335 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,040 Speaker 1: Give me an author. I want an author. 336 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 2: I want to credit this joke so I can be 337 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,400 Speaker 2: like this is I want to be able to write 338 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 2: the person on Instagram and be like that was so hilarious. 339 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 2: My friend Bobby, Bobby jay Cox, he said he wrote 340 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 2: me like a bunch of stuff that's going cool in 341 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 2: his life because we share that stuff. 342 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 1: And he said that he had just. 343 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 2: Gotten a headline through on Hard Times News and I 344 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:02,600 Speaker 2: was like. 345 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, which one? 346 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 2: And sometimes Hard Times News uses a picture of Ian 347 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 2: for because they always make fun of punk culture and 348 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,600 Speaker 2: it makes me so happy. 349 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,200 Speaker 1: I finance. 350 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of like when restaurants pull the tips. 351 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,040 Speaker 4: So yeah, when you think you're giving your waitress the tip. 352 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,320 Speaker 1: I don't like the socialist bullshit. I want to know. 353 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,640 Speaker 1: I want a meritocracy. 354 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 2: I want to know who did what, and I want 355 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 2: to give credit because sometimes I don't, you know what. 356 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 2: I also don't like it on shows where they go 357 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,920 Speaker 2: it's the opposite. On TV, shows will be like written 358 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 2: by blah blah blah, and you'll be like, this is 359 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 2: an amazing episode, and then you realize that person's episode 360 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 2: got it was touched by everyone else. It wasn't just 361 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,280 Speaker 2: that person, and people at home like my mom or 362 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 2: dad are like, well, she wrote an entire episode and 363 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 2: it's like, no, she did it. She like did the 364 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 2: what's it called the breakdown and like, maybe you know 365 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,440 Speaker 2: she did a lot of the work, but then it 366 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,800 Speaker 2: becomes it's the staff, so it's the opposite. Actually, I 367 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 2: want to know the authors of the Onion. I want 368 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,080 Speaker 2: to know who these people are. I want to go 369 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,560 Speaker 2: and that you've never seen anyone take credit for an 370 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 2: Onion thing You've never seen. I've never seen a comedian 371 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 2: friend of mine be like, I got to think through 372 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 2: on Reductriss. Why aren't they allowed to tell people when 373 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,320 Speaker 2: they've done this? I think they are told by Reductriss 374 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 2: and by the Onion that you are not allowed. 375 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 1: To post which ones you've done, which is dumb to me. 376 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,400 Speaker 1: Who cares? 377 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,400 Speaker 3: These are unfounded conspiracy theories. I've seen people posts that 378 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 3: they've written a Reductress. 379 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: Oh you do really? Okay, Well, then Reductriss is doing 380 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 1: it right. 381 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 2: But I've never seen someone I've never seen it before, 382 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,200 Speaker 2: and I would like to see more of it because 383 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 2: that is I mean, maybe I'm just a little I've 384 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 2: seen the creator. 385 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:41,800 Speaker 3: Of Reductress post an Reductriss title and tag the person 386 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 3: who wrote the title. 387 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,120 Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. I just haven't seen it. 388 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,240 Speaker 2: And I apologize for calling out reductriss if they're if 389 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,400 Speaker 2: they're giving people credit, But I would like a tag 390 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 2: on the post itself. 391 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: That's what's the harm in doing that. 392 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,880 Speaker 3: We need authors things. 393 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 2: And I think Reductross Lady would probably tell me, well, 394 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 2: it's that one actually was a lot of people and 395 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,240 Speaker 2: then and then okay, maybe they'll tag that. 396 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 3: Chris Lady says, Reductius Lady needs to put authors on 397 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,640 Speaker 3: things right now. 398 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 2: They're so good though, they keep doing whatever they want 399 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,119 Speaker 2: because it's I would say nine out of ten of 400 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,439 Speaker 2: their article headlines are hilarious. This one I loved it 401 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,080 Speaker 2: said nice, this woman achieves something, so now she thinks 402 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 2: it must not have been hard, must have not been hard. 403 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,240 Speaker 1: I loved that one. That one speaks to you, Yeah, 404 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 1: Chris set that one to me to Yeah. 405 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 4: Does that one not speak to you? 406 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,040 Speaker 1: Noah? 407 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:31,000 Speaker 4: Do you like no one you it speaks, well, it 408 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,160 Speaker 4: speaks to me about you because you see that all 409 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 4: the time because you think that. 410 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,199 Speaker 1: What you do is easy, but it's not. 411 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:40,399 Speaker 2: It's hard, but it's easy for me, so it is 412 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,959 Speaker 2: easy in some way. Like you know, I think any 413 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 2: there are some people that can play guitar just really well, 414 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,960 Speaker 2: and it just like is who they are, Like they're 415 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 2: just born. Like, yes, they put in hard work, but 416 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,400 Speaker 2: they pick up a guitar and it's just like easier. 417 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,840 Speaker 4: But that's easy because they put in the hard work. 418 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,480 Speaker 2: And also some people are inclined to do things better 419 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,159 Speaker 2: than others. There are some kids that sit down a 420 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,959 Speaker 2: piano and they just kind of like, I know what 421 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 2: an E and an A. 422 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 1: They just have perfect pitch. They were born but there 423 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 1: they were on top of it. 424 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:12,520 Speaker 4: It's limited, though. They have to get practice and education 425 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,560 Speaker 4: and stuff to expand their knowledge. 426 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,720 Speaker 2: I will give myself credit, but I won't give it 427 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,000 Speaker 2: because I wasn't born with the brain that made me 428 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 2: work hard. That wasn't my choice. It just is the 429 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 2: way I got it. I'm lucky. I'm not gifted. God 430 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 2: doesn't love me more than he loves me. 431 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:25,920 Speaker 1: That is your name. 432 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 3: Nikki. 433 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,880 Speaker 1: Nikki is a name. 434 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,000 Speaker 2: I will say that it's kind of splashy, it's kind 435 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,520 Speaker 2: of fun. I haven't met many Nikki's. You don't like 436 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 2: you might made a Nikki that's annoying. I E me, 437 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 2: I might be a little overbearing sometime, but a Nikki 438 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,400 Speaker 2: will be someone that is like happy to see you, 439 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,720 Speaker 2: has a good smile. Maybe is kind of a bitch. 440 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:52,000 Speaker 2: I think I was describing myself. But like Nikkis are 441 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,440 Speaker 2: different than Nicoles, you know, like if I switched to Nicole, 442 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 2: it just wouldn't fix this is like. 443 00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:00,480 Speaker 3: This is this uh horoscope stuff because like they do 444 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,840 Speaker 3: you feel like you're you have stuff in common with 445 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 3: Nicki Hayley, the Republican uh running for president right now? 446 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, let me do teeth and kind of like blinky 447 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,679 Speaker 2: you now, like kind of like I look like, let 448 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,080 Speaker 2: me look got. 449 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,399 Speaker 3: To be n I k k I or can you 450 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 3: be like Nicki Minaj also or Nicki I don't even 451 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,640 Speaker 3: know the many Nikki's. 452 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, Nicki Minaj is a c K Listen. I will 453 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,879 Speaker 2: say this every time I meet a Nikki, I go, 454 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,359 Speaker 2: how do you She goes, I'm a Nikki. I'm like, 455 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,439 Speaker 2: oh my god, and I go, how do you spell it? 456 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,080 Speaker 3: Uh huh? 457 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 2: And then if she says n I c K I, 458 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,640 Speaker 2: I go, oh, I love it? 459 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,399 Speaker 1: But I don't. 460 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,440 Speaker 3: No, no, no, That's that's how I am with Brian's 461 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,800 Speaker 3: b R y a n Brian's not. I don't like 462 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,359 Speaker 3: they're they're well, you're just I'm not a b R 463 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,480 Speaker 3: y a N. Brian. I get offended when people say 464 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,240 Speaker 3: b r y a N. It's because I don't surf 465 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:51,879 Speaker 3: or skateboard. 466 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 1: Right, If you're b. 467 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 3: R y a N, you are on the beach, you 468 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,880 Speaker 3: are wearing a puka shell necklace, you've got. 469 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:02,320 Speaker 2: A sounds like it was your choice to change it 470 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:04,200 Speaker 2: to b r Y to me, like it sounds like 471 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,040 Speaker 2: your parents gave you b r I and you and 472 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,520 Speaker 2: high school were like my friend Lauren in high school 473 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 2: say changed her e to a y, like Lauren Hill, 474 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 2: and we were all like, no, that's not who you are. 475 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 2: But it sounded like Brian with a Y sounds like 476 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,480 Speaker 2: a choice. What about Robin's with a Y? I don't 477 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 2: hate it my mom, they don't change for me. 478 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,879 Speaker 3: My mom's name is Karen, which has been very difficult 479 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,360 Speaker 3: for her over the last several years. I bet she's 480 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 3: a white lady named Karen, but her name is spelled 481 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 3: c A R y N. And that's not something she changed. 482 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well no not now she isn't. Why think 483 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,480 Speaker 2: it's different. 484 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, you spell my name right up by Starbucks cup 485 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:53,120 Speaker 5: being a Karen about my name was spelled Okay, that's 486 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,880 Speaker 5: really interesting Okay, I have a lot more to say 487 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 5: about names, and we'll read through some more reductor's things 488 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:02,000 Speaker 5: to see what we were late after this, Can I 489 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,919 Speaker 5: ask about your mom's name, like, is she truly like 490 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,159 Speaker 5: feeling discriminated against? Because I've read so much about people 491 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,399 Speaker 5: named Karen and how it's like they really some have 492 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,760 Speaker 5: changed their name because it's just such Yeah, it so 493 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,680 Speaker 5: negatively connotated. 494 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,760 Speaker 3: Now. It was really surprising for me because when it happened, 495 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,359 Speaker 3: because everyone was like Karen. People are like, man at 496 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 3: Karen's all the time. 497 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,600 Speaker 1: I wonder how it started and an etymology of it. 498 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 3: Someone I didn't know what it meant. And then someone 499 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,000 Speaker 3: was like that woman was acting like a Karen, and 500 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 3: I was like, she made you pizza bagels like a rude. 501 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,159 Speaker 4: Lady and her name was Karen, And that's how they 502 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:39,800 Speaker 4: started it. 503 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:42,919 Speaker 3: No, I don't think it was just sounds like the 504 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 3: white lady of that age group that would have It's 505 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 3: like a forty to sixty five year old name for 506 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 3: a white lady. Yeah, Karen, Yes, could have been any 507 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,679 Speaker 3: of us. At any point in time, one of our 508 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,520 Speaker 3: names could get sucked up into the negative machine. 509 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,080 Speaker 2: You know, everyone made fun of John and Kate plussit 510 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,119 Speaker 2: that hairstyle was the Karen hairstyle, and I think Kate, 511 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,199 Speaker 2: her name being Kate, kind of influenced it. Kate's not 512 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,880 Speaker 2: a good enough name to be like, you're a Kate, 513 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,479 Speaker 2: so they think they think they chose something close to 514 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,359 Speaker 2: that based on the hairstyle from John and Kate. 515 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,240 Speaker 1: Plessy is my guess. 516 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 2: Can I just say though, that Nicki Haley, there can't 517 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,959 Speaker 2: be a president Nicky. No offense to me, but we're not. 518 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 2: That's not a president's name. It's just ain't happened every 519 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 2: president of the cheer club. 520 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. 521 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 2: And but Nicky's Yeah, I guess Nicki is a it's 522 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,880 Speaker 2: a prostitute name. It's a stripper name. And I say 523 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,679 Speaker 2: that with love. I am saying that with I'm glad 524 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,359 Speaker 2: that I have that kind of cool name. My mom 525 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,480 Speaker 2: always said that she named me Nicole in case when 526 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,280 Speaker 2: I became a professional person, like so I would go 527 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:48,840 Speaker 2: by Nicky. 528 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,919 Speaker 1: And so Nicole was on my birth certificate when. 529 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,400 Speaker 2: I became a lawyer or a professor, and it never happened. 530 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,399 Speaker 2: It's actually been a huge burden of my life to 531 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 2: be named Nicole on every document. 532 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,200 Speaker 1: And it not be. But it is my real name. 533 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,640 Speaker 1: But what does that even fucking mean? 534 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,879 Speaker 2: It's just on some papers, but you know, no one 535 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,439 Speaker 2: calls me it except. 536 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 3: What's said for me. Is that Brian, which is my 537 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 3: name in CASEY didn't know, is become one of the 538 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,600 Speaker 3: names comedian yous in their act outs to indicate like 539 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,480 Speaker 3: it's a it's like a funny, stupid name, like and 540 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,359 Speaker 3: then Brian said it's happening more and more and I 541 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 3: don't like it. 542 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:34,760 Speaker 2: Yes, Stacy, Brian is another name. I think, Brian, Yeah, 543 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 2: you are Brittany Stacy. There are certain names I go 544 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,119 Speaker 2: to and I go where did I even come? Like, 545 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,159 Speaker 2: no one I know is named that name. I just 546 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,119 Speaker 2: picked it in the act because it's a funny sounding 547 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 2: name and it kind of and certain names do personify 548 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 2: exactly the thing you want to say. Like I had 549 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,399 Speaker 2: a joke in my special where I said aunt Gail. 550 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,800 Speaker 2: I don't have an aunt Gail. I know Ian's mom's 551 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,760 Speaker 2: name is Gail, so maybe that's I just picked aunt 552 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,159 Speaker 2: Gail is a funny you can like picture what she 553 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:05,760 Speaker 2: looks like. 554 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't have one. 555 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,320 Speaker 2: But I for a while I was saying an uncle's 556 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,280 Speaker 2: name that I actually have, and I was struggling with 557 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 2: that because I was like, why can't I pick a 558 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,000 Speaker 2: different uncle? Because it was a really dirty joke about 559 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 2: like wanting to have sex with your uncle, and I 560 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,520 Speaker 2: kept saying this uncle that I do have, and I'm 561 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,320 Speaker 2: like why, and it became a part of the joke. 562 00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,760 Speaker 2: I'm like, why do I pick a real uncle's name 563 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:25,960 Speaker 2: for that? 564 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 1: And people would laugh. 565 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,080 Speaker 2: And I'm like, there's literally thousands of men's names and 566 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,240 Speaker 2: I can't. But I do have many uncles because my 567 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,680 Speaker 2: mom has ten kids in her family. So it's Nancy, 568 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 2: jim and Michael, Julie, Tommy, Peggy, Chucky, Sallly, Mom and dad. Right, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie, 569 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 2: tom Er, Peggy, Chucky, Sally, Patty, mom and dad. 570 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 1: Or something like that. 571 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:46,400 Speaker 2: It's which one is TV Bobby, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie, 572 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 2: tom Er, Peggy, Chucky, Bobby, Sally, Mom and dad. Yes, okay, 573 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,080 Speaker 2: so I must Bobby, thank you? 574 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:51,439 Speaker 4: Whoa? 575 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,719 Speaker 2: Noah, TV Bob is Bobby Whoa? And then I have 576 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,639 Speaker 2: two on the other side too, so it's a lot. 577 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,320 Speaker 1: But U yeah, names are cruise. 578 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 2: Oh wait, let me go back to reductra stuff because 579 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,960 Speaker 2: I think I want to Yeah, I want to relate 580 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 2: to more because these are so good. And wait, so 581 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,439 Speaker 2: it was they came out of what improv school? 582 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,440 Speaker 3: Well, they didn't come out of, but yes they were. 583 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,399 Speaker 3: One of them was a teacher at the improv at 584 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,720 Speaker 3: the Magnet Theater in New York City, which is to. 585 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,720 Speaker 4: Do with like the Magnet schools, because those are like 586 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,640 Speaker 4: gifted schools. 587 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,560 Speaker 3: No, no, no, not at all. It was basically like 588 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,000 Speaker 3: the third tier theater in New York City. They came 589 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 3: up third. It was the Upright Citizens Brigade, which was 590 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 3: like the Alpha Dog, and then it was the Pit. 591 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,720 Speaker 3: The People's Improv Theater was the second theater, and the 592 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 3: Magnet came out third and the Magnets. Whole deal was 593 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,600 Speaker 3: they want to be They don't care about the industry. 594 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,480 Speaker 3: They're not interested making people famous. They are only interested. 595 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,760 Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they don't share the names. 596 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,879 Speaker 3: They are only interested in being a community where people 597 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,040 Speaker 3: can go and practice improv. Whereas if you wanted to 598 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,439 Speaker 3: be famous, you go to UCB and then somewhat you 599 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,800 Speaker 3: go to the like Pitt. We know how many people 600 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,600 Speaker 3: came out of UCB and then Pitt like Kristin Shawl 601 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 3: came out of and others. Magnet nobody came out of, 602 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,320 Speaker 3: or it seems like nobody came out of. There's like 603 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,000 Speaker 3: a few people. 604 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,320 Speaker 1: I think I did a couple of shows there. 605 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was a good theater. 606 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,480 Speaker 1: And then hilariously, and then I go, they're not going 607 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,359 Speaker 1: to make me famous. I got to get the fuck out. 608 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,159 Speaker 3: But that was the whole point. Famously, SNL did a 609 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,160 Speaker 3: sketch where they had a black box theater one person 610 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 3: show they were making fun of, and they they chose 611 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,159 Speaker 3: the Magnet Theater as the as the setting where they 612 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,600 Speaker 3: would film this sketch as like a lame, uncool black 613 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 3: box theater. And in the Magnet Theater, the bathrooms are 614 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,800 Speaker 3: very close to the stage, so when you're on stage 615 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,879 Speaker 3: doing improv, occasionally you can hear a toilet flush. Oh 616 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,080 Speaker 3: my god. If someone comes out and they're like you 617 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 3: can you know that they just shit or pissed. 618 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,560 Speaker 1: Where was the Magnet Theater real quick. 619 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:06,120 Speaker 3: The seventh, eighth and seventh Avenue. Yeah, and the and so. 620 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 1: Because of that, wait, is it still there? 621 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,199 Speaker 3: No, Well, here's the that's the end of the story. 622 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 3: Because of that SNL added that into the sketch where 623 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,439 Speaker 3: they're like and also you can hear the toilet flush 624 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,920 Speaker 3: from the stage, so like it was just like kind 625 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:19,639 Speaker 3: of embarrassing. 626 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 2: Were you when you went to the Magnet Theater after 627 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 2: that SNL sketch came out? Was everyone talking about it? 628 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,480 Speaker 2: Like in the bar area, like, yeah, let me four of. 629 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,800 Speaker 3: Us this week again a little bit. Yeah, but here's 630 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,200 Speaker 3: the thing. 631 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:30,760 Speaker 1: Wait, were you? 632 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,479 Speaker 2: Did you buy into this whole thing of like, no 633 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,520 Speaker 2: one wants to be famed. 634 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,160 Speaker 3: No, and that's why a lot of people. I don't 635 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,080 Speaker 3: want to be famous, but that's why people disliked me. 636 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,959 Speaker 3: I performed at the Magnet. I was on six different 637 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 3: house teams at the Magnet while I was in New York. 638 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,840 Speaker 3: But I kept I was on so many house teams 639 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,440 Speaker 3: because I would be on a team and my team 640 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,680 Speaker 3: would get broken up. But people didn't like me there 641 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,680 Speaker 3: so much because I was doing stand up and I 642 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,440 Speaker 3: and they felt like I had an air of superiority. 643 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,680 Speaker 3: I think because I was like, I'm trying to actually 644 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,560 Speaker 3: make it, Whereas I think if you want to be 645 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,439 Speaker 3: part of the crew there, you had to be like 646 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,679 Speaker 3: we're separate from that we're not trying to make it. 647 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,280 Speaker 3: We just want to hang out. You know. 648 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 2: I would love to see how many famous people would 649 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 2: still be doing the thing that they do if fame 650 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 2: were not a thing, if money and fame and influence 651 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 2: were not the rewards of the labor, how many would 652 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:26,320 Speaker 2: still do it? 653 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,280 Speaker 1: I think it's many. 654 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's all, but I do think 655 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 2: that is a bad business model. 656 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,520 Speaker 3: Well, here's what happened. 657 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,040 Speaker 1: Because our society is obsessed with. 658 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:40,880 Speaker 3: Fame, I get that, But here's what happened. COVID happened. Happened, Ah, 659 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:46,000 Speaker 3: COVID happened, and the UCB theater shut down, the pit 660 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 3: shut down. Guess which theater is the only one that 661 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,880 Speaker 3: didn't shut down, Maggie the Magnet. And it's because they 662 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,720 Speaker 3: were based on a community of people who all just 663 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,680 Speaker 3: wanted that place to survive. And it still exists and 664 00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 3: the other two are gone. 665 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 2: Whoa, it still exists. Okay, I give my words again, Crush. 666 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,920 Speaker 3: So they were right, I mean all they needed, they. 667 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,880 Speaker 1: They That's why your mom loves you. 668 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 3: They survived a pandemic because of the community and because 669 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 3: it wasn't just like, well, I can't be famous here anymore. 670 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,160 Speaker 3: So I'm gonna no. 671 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 2: It's a nice it's a nice idea, and I always wonder, 672 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 2: like what I I do think that a part of 673 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 2: the appeal. I mean, stand up, it's absolutely part of 674 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,880 Speaker 2: the appeal is that you get immediate attention and love 675 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,840 Speaker 2: for what you're doing in front of a live audience. 676 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,560 Speaker 1: I was being interviewed yesterday by. 677 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 2: Someone in Denver because I have two shows coming up 678 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,560 Speaker 2: in Denver December thirtieth and December thirty first New Year's 679 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,880 Speaker 2: Eve Eve and New Year's Eve at the Paramount Theater. 680 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,560 Speaker 2: So excited for those shows. Haven't been back to the 681 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 2: Paramount since I shot my last special there, good clean felths, 682 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,479 Speaker 2: So I'm glad to go back and not have to 683 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,000 Speaker 2: do a special and just be done with my special 684 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 2: and doing new fun material plus stuff I shot in 685 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 2: the special that's you know, I'll be freer with Now 686 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 2: you can see the Trappie act, but also halfway. 687 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,400 Speaker 3: Through, Nicky climbs up on a twenty five foot ladder 688 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,000 Speaker 3: and she stands on this platform and underneath there's a 689 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,840 Speaker 3: big pool of water that she dives into. I won't 690 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,360 Speaker 3: say what tricks she does to the land, but it's 691 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:15,959 Speaker 3: really amazing. 692 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the surprise of it. 693 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, the tricks, I mean how many? That's it's really 694 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,040 Speaker 3: an incredible special I've never seen anything like it. Honestly, 695 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,440 Speaker 3: it's a no. 696 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,880 Speaker 2: The ending did require so much core. It was so 697 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,880 Speaker 2: ironic because everyone goes, how did you do that? How 698 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 2: the fuck did you do that ending? And people are 699 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:38,560 Speaker 2: marveling at it, and I go, pilates, yo. I never 700 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,080 Speaker 2: would have been able to do this thing that we 701 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,120 Speaker 2: ended up writing, not because I could do it. We 702 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,600 Speaker 2: were just like, what if you did this thing? And 703 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 2: I was like, let me try it. No one who 704 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 2: doesn't do pilates could have done that. And I'm not 705 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,560 Speaker 2: even that good at it, because I'm not that good 706 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,840 Speaker 2: at pilates. But it was it was just ironic that 707 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,280 Speaker 2: the thing I did to have like a fucking cool 708 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 2: body was really in the end about having the strength 709 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,240 Speaker 2: to do this final thing that I did. 710 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 3: And that's that's the excuse you have to say. It's like, well, 711 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 3: I'm not doing it to look good. I'm doing it 712 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,800 Speaker 3: because I require my body to be able to perform 713 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,760 Speaker 3: the act. 714 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,120 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but I do want to look good, but 715 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,600 Speaker 2: it is about feeling good. It's about feeling strong and 716 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:19,120 Speaker 2: feeling sure, like solid and like wiggly jiggly, and like 717 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 2: all my joints are just like we're learning. It's it's 718 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,040 Speaker 2: nice to feel compact and like I'm everything is coming 719 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,200 Speaker 2: from your powerhouse, because if you do pilates, everything comes 720 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 2: from your powerhouse. Literally, you move your toe from your aps. 721 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,760 Speaker 2: It doesn't make any fucking sense. It still doesn't to me, 722 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,880 Speaker 2: but she'll be like your ankles, move your ankles from 723 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,200 Speaker 2: your apps, And I'm just like, what could that even mean? 724 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,120 Speaker 2: And I don't think even you know what that means. 725 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,840 Speaker 2: And I don't even think that is actually physically possible. 726 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,880 Speaker 2: I think this is all theory, which I also do 727 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,640 Speaker 2: like because a lot of it is mental. You just 728 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,720 Speaker 2: have to think about it and then it happens. It's 729 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,880 Speaker 2: a lot like singing. It's like you have to picture 730 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,800 Speaker 2: the thing. Like my voice teacher yesterday was like, keep 731 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,080 Speaker 2: the sound in front of you, in this little bubble, 732 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,040 Speaker 2: and like suddenly, when I pictured the sound in a 733 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,760 Speaker 2: little bubble in front of my nose, the sound didn't 734 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,880 Speaker 2: fall back in my face because I was just visualizing 735 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,280 Speaker 2: this thing that's not even real. 736 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,680 Speaker 1: So wait, what was I just gonna say about you. 737 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,360 Speaker 4: You're talking about an interview that you did yesterday. O. 738 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I did an interview yesterday and so thank you. 739 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 2: And so the guy was asking me about you know, 740 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,120 Speaker 2: he had all these prepared questions. It was really sweet. 741 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,320 Speaker 2: It was adorable actually, And he had one that was like, 742 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,640 Speaker 2: you know, what's the difference between different mediums that you, you know, 743 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 2: perform in on TV and stand up and podcasting? Which 744 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,680 Speaker 2: one is the most gratifying and which one? Which one 745 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 2: satisfies you the most? And I'm like, I do think 746 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 2: that the why stand up is so special is because 747 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,600 Speaker 2: even though podcasting is so fun and it's laid back, 748 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,320 Speaker 2: and I don't feel the pressure that I feel with 749 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,600 Speaker 2: stand up, where everything has to be so on and 750 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,080 Speaker 2: like there's non stop hilarious and I just feel more 751 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,560 Speaker 2: myself on a podcast, and which is just so nice 752 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,520 Speaker 2: for all the reasons that that is nice. It's like 753 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 2: the first class of performing. You're just relaxed, but stand 754 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,320 Speaker 2: up you do. I don't hear people listening to this 755 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,720 Speaker 2: podcast right now going, oh my god, that's so true, 756 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,880 Speaker 2: you know, Like, I mean, I hear you, guys, but 757 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 2: you're also on the podcast. You don't hear people that 758 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,680 Speaker 2: have no stake in it letting you know, like you're right, 759 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,760 Speaker 2: I mean like you come. 760 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,959 Speaker 1: And so yes, thank you. 761 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,640 Speaker 2: So that's why stand up is great and we all 762 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,640 Speaker 2: know that, like that's why stand ups do it. But 763 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,960 Speaker 2: I think we forget that sometimes that that's what stand 764 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 2: ups are after, is that immediate feedback. And I just 765 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,200 Speaker 2: don't believe anyone does stand up that isn't insecure. And 766 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,320 Speaker 2: I have no problem saying I'm insecure. Even Anya Anya 767 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,040 Speaker 2: doesn't like to hear the word insecure. She I think 768 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,720 Speaker 2: she grew up with a mom who said, like, it 769 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:53,680 Speaker 2: is so sad that these girls are insecure. It's just 770 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,080 Speaker 2: so sad when women are insecure. So Anya doesn't like 771 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,280 Speaker 2: to be categorized as insecure because I'll say it all 772 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,560 Speaker 2: day that I'm insecure. I have no problem with it. 773 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,600 Speaker 2: It's just it's kind of I don't know, it just 774 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,600 Speaker 2: is the way it is. It doesn't oh yeah, it's 775 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,399 Speaker 2: the RCT like even I went to like, oh yeah, 776 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,400 Speaker 2: very common cossword puzzle answer. 777 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,840 Speaker 3: Is in the New York Times crossword puzzle. Like every month, She's. 778 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:23,640 Speaker 2: In it as much as a Gara, the capital of Ghana, yes, 779 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:29,920 Speaker 2: and a man, a man named uh blank a Tom 780 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,600 Speaker 2: Hanks film auto. 781 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:38,200 Speaker 3: Oh God yeah, or or mining or mining gold, or 782 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,400 Speaker 3: a tribe a great plans tribe Oto. 783 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,839 Speaker 2: Enough of Oto, man, I'm always putting Opie in there, 784 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 2: and it's not right Opie. 785 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,560 Speaker 1: They always they will because it isn't. 786 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,600 Speaker 2: Hopie is a tribe, right, So I get Oto and 787 00:34:55,120 --> 00:35:02,840 Speaker 2: opek and I put u t e s youtubetna volcano 788 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,520 Speaker 2: common gross words. Anyway, it's out of there are sometimes 789 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,400 Speaker 2: that it will be three days in a row of 790 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:14,000 Speaker 2: the same clue. Oh yeah, where you'll get There's there's 791 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,719 Speaker 2: other ones too that happened all the time. And Bow 792 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,520 Speaker 2: and Yang was in the cross puzzle the other day, 793 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,800 Speaker 2: and I got very excited and I sent him a 794 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,680 Speaker 2: little messer in the cross. 795 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. I was in the cross Puzzle of clues because 796 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,360 Speaker 3: you were in Jeopardy and the New York Times Cross Puzzle. 797 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,520 Speaker 3: Is there any more that you could be in? 798 00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,920 Speaker 1: I said the No, I don't think there's any more. 799 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,080 Speaker 3: I've got a trivial pursuit card or something. 800 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,759 Speaker 2: Wal fortune would be cool, and I. 801 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,920 Speaker 3: Wasn't because I did Will of Fortune. 802 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,680 Speaker 1: This year and one of my. 803 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,360 Speaker 2: Name was one of the clue was one of the things, 804 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,440 Speaker 2: even though celebrity will fortune yea lost still counts. 805 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:48,360 Speaker 3: No. 806 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:51,440 Speaker 2: The weirdest thing about that Jeopardy things so one of 807 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,560 Speaker 2: my names, So my name was used in one of 808 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,560 Speaker 2: the questions, not questions, but I guess answers. And then 809 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,279 Speaker 2: the question was what is blind Date? Which was a 810 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,560 Speaker 2: show that I hosted that I literally forgot I hosted. 811 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,720 Speaker 1: Well, that was Jeopardy, wasn't it. Yeah, oh sorry, Jeopardy. 812 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:10,520 Speaker 2: So on Jeopardy it was like, if your friend sets 813 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,560 Speaker 2: you up on one of these, also a show hosted 814 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,200 Speaker 2: by Nicki Glazer, you might want to not turn it down. 815 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,759 Speaker 1: And it was like, what is a blind date? 816 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,319 Speaker 2: And Chris and I were watching it because someone texted me. 817 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,239 Speaker 2: The first person to text me is Colin Donald. I 818 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,000 Speaker 2: think he was actually one of the first people to 819 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,480 Speaker 2: text me about the crossword puzzle too, and it was 820 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,960 Speaker 2: a Sunday crossword puzzle. So Colin Donald is a smart guy. 821 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,880 Speaker 2: He's watching Jeopardy, He's watching the cross puzzle. 822 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,040 Speaker 1: Colin Donald, he. 823 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:41,280 Speaker 2: Is on Chicago Chicago Hospital, Hospital Chicago. 824 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,080 Speaker 1: One of those shows. She's a big deal, he's a 825 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:44,759 Speaker 1: big TV star. 826 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was I went to high school with him. 827 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,440 Speaker 2: Cool and yeah, he's awesome and he he was like 828 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,759 Speaker 2: my first date. I didn't know it was a date 829 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,359 Speaker 2: when we see Baar Naked Ladies Chicago Med. 830 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,440 Speaker 1: He's in Chicago Med. He's a very handsome man. 831 00:36:59,080 --> 00:36:59,520 Speaker 2: What was that. 832 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,680 Speaker 3: Chicago Chicago fire? There's a lot of them, There's a 833 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:02,560 Speaker 3: whole Chicago. 834 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,600 Speaker 2: There's a lot of those. I'm sure he does cameos 835 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,279 Speaker 2: on the others. I'm sure it's a whole community. And 836 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,600 Speaker 2: it's very incestuous in terms of I'm starring their things. 837 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,080 Speaker 2: But he's up in Chicago and that fire or that 838 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,840 Speaker 2: med and but yeah, he sent me a thing. It 839 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,799 Speaker 2: was like, holy shit, Jeopardy And I was like, I 840 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,400 Speaker 2: was with Brian on a zoom call what I got it? 841 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, you were the first person I. 842 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,560 Speaker 2: Told because Chris was down getting our uber eats and 843 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,160 Speaker 2: I was like Brian, oh my god, I'm on Jeopardy 844 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,279 Speaker 2: And we were both like, oh my god, let's find it. 845 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,319 Speaker 2: So we went and watched it and then Chris came 846 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,400 Speaker 2: beck in was like, wait, what. 847 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,759 Speaker 1: What is the What's the answer to this? Like he 848 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 1: couldn't even answer the question. 849 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,560 Speaker 2: My parents were both like wait, what and I was like, yeah, 850 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,600 Speaker 2: I hosted blind Date. 851 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,240 Speaker 1: I was like the voice for blind Date. 852 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,839 Speaker 3: Deep cut, a deep cut deep cut, who wrote that. 853 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,960 Speaker 2: No, isn't that where Jackpot came from? Jackpot came from that? 854 00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 2: Because I was like, it's a blind date. Jackpot and 855 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,520 Speaker 2: Emil and Andrew were at the voiceover for it, and 856 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,920 Speaker 2: I kept saying yeah, Nat, and they were like, then 857 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,960 Speaker 2: we went nuts with Jackpot after that. And that is 858 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,160 Speaker 2: why Andrew Colin Haspot tattooed on his arm. To this day, 859 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,759 Speaker 2: I can't wait till what he does to cover it 860 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:10,000 Speaker 2: up someday. And I love what he I wonder what 861 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,840 Speaker 2: he says when people ask what it's about. I just 862 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,560 Speaker 2: love that he has to tell the story. But actually 863 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,279 Speaker 2: the puddles sent to you is a funnier story that 864 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,680 Speaker 2: he has to tell. But anyway, So so then my 865 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:25,839 Speaker 2: dad texts me four days later and was like, you're 866 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,680 Speaker 2: not the only family member who made it on Jeopardy 867 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:33,480 Speaker 2: or who made it on Jeopardy this week and this week. 868 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,239 Speaker 1: Let me just play it. Let me just play it. 869 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,000 Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is so nuts. Sorry for this pause. 870 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,360 Speaker 4: Who is this other family member? I don't know. 871 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,959 Speaker 2: That's why I go, there's no fucking way, like, how 872 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:45,840 Speaker 2: could that happen? 873 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,960 Speaker 1: And this brings us back to names too. 874 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,200 Speaker 3: Sometimes you can see this green sometimes called Lincoln Green 875 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,960 Speaker 3: for the trees. 876 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,960 Speaker 2: My nephew's whole name, much like my whole name was 877 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,520 Speaker 2: in the show. How often does Forrest Green get said? 878 00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,840 Speaker 2: I mean, yes, it's not that big of a coincidence. 879 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,120 Speaker 2: It's not special, it's not Destiny. There's no signs from Bob. 880 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,840 Speaker 2: All right, all right, forest green is a color that 881 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,360 Speaker 2: my sister shoes. 882 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,280 Speaker 3: I think it was just shows. You know what, Nikki, 883 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,920 Speaker 3: I think, just for the sake of interest, I am 884 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,360 Speaker 3: going to go full hog on Destiny. I'm going to 885 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,840 Speaker 3: be the Destiny guy. Now it was Destiny. 886 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:39,399 Speaker 1: You're the fourth member of Destiny's child's prosperity. 887 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I wait, Oh, you still want to pull up 888 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:42,880 Speaker 3: that reductrous article? 889 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:43,279 Speaker 1: Yeah? 890 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,439 Speaker 2: I found one that, let's hear it. It says inspiring. 891 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,800 Speaker 2: That's I love the ones that start with like nice 892 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,360 Speaker 2: or inspiring. 893 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,520 Speaker 1: I think they did too. 894 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,600 Speaker 2: The first time I saw it, I go, I don't 895 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,239 Speaker 2: know what this is, But then I now I'm bought in. 896 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,600 Speaker 2: I love it. I love things where you at first 897 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,759 Speaker 2: go what the fuck is this? And then you buy 898 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,600 Speaker 2: and hard. Oh yeah, this is always what? This is 899 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,120 Speaker 2: always my point when people go what is this? And 900 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,640 Speaker 2: I go, there was a time where Tom Hanks, you go, 901 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,440 Speaker 2: who is this? 902 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? 903 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,080 Speaker 2: You know, everything takes a second to let it in. 904 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,600 Speaker 2: Our first reaction with something is new is always. 905 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,960 Speaker 1: Like and sometimes it never everything is Tom Hanks. 906 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,680 Speaker 2: Tom Hanks was new to you at one point you 907 00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,400 Speaker 2: saw him for the first time, and we're probably like, 908 00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,440 Speaker 2: you just don't. You're not born knowing everything and being 909 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,480 Speaker 2: just everything, So let new things in your life. I 910 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,920 Speaker 2: have to remind myself sometimes because I go, what I so, okay, 911 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 2: this was it says inspiring. This millennial works hard so 912 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:41,799 Speaker 2: the previous generation can have. 913 00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:42,439 Speaker 1: A better life. 914 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,000 Speaker 2: And it shows this woman like with her grand like 915 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,200 Speaker 2: with her parents, and I relate to that. But I 916 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,640 Speaker 2: like working hard for my parents. 917 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what. I There was a moment in 918 00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,800 Speaker 3: Thanksgiving where I said to my dad that I feel 919 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,600 Speaker 3: like your generation is the uh your generation just took 920 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,960 Speaker 3: everything and like they you're the generation of using things 921 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,359 Speaker 3: because they like ruined the environment and blah blah blah, 922 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,839 Speaker 3: and now they're all like enjoying their retirement and we're 923 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,840 Speaker 3: kind of like we can't even own a home or 924 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,239 Speaker 3: pair of student loans. And then I saw my dad 925 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,320 Speaker 3: just feel really bad, and I ben I felt terrible 926 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,200 Speaker 3: because I was like, well, I want you to enjoy 927 00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,560 Speaker 3: your life. I mean, I saw I don't like saying 928 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,520 Speaker 3: that their whole generation is bad because my dad would 929 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,319 Speaker 3: like nothing more than to provide for our generation. So 930 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,680 Speaker 3: I don't know, I just wanted to. 931 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,399 Speaker 2: Say that his fault, but also we would have done 932 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,279 Speaker 2: the same thing if. 933 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,000 Speaker 3: I love my dad and I do not blame him 934 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,000 Speaker 3: for climate change. 935 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,919 Speaker 1: That's nice of you, Brian. 936 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:44,560 Speaker 3: Yes, Okay. 937 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:50,280 Speaker 2: Another one was uncle has weed pen this year for Christmas. 938 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,480 Speaker 2: It's just a man with a strong point of you 939 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,680 Speaker 2: pointing with a weed pen. 940 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:55,879 Speaker 1: Yeah. 941 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,799 Speaker 2: They're always funny, they always they always make me. I 942 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,600 Speaker 2: just love when someone can nail something so specific that 943 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,879 Speaker 2: you're like, whoa, that's so band. 944 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,880 Speaker 1: But I can't believe that. 945 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,920 Speaker 2: Noah, you've never felt like something you get credit for 946 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,120 Speaker 2: when people are like good job, You're just like, well, 947 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:11,839 Speaker 2: it's not that. 948 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,840 Speaker 1: Oh, it's like comes easy to me. I don't I 949 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,640 Speaker 1: can't believe you don't know. I've definitely felt that. 950 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,600 Speaker 4: Okay, you have Okay, but I don't like. 951 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,319 Speaker 1: I guess I don't really like. I don't like. 952 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,480 Speaker 4: I don't diminish what I do because it comes easy. 953 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,279 Speaker 4: Like I know that it comes easy to me because 954 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,520 Speaker 4: I've done it for so long and I've suffered a 955 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,799 Speaker 4: lot to get to the point where it's where it 956 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,520 Speaker 4: feels easy. 957 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:38,920 Speaker 2: Gotcha, Okay, Yeah, that's so you don't focus on how 958 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,560 Speaker 2: there are people that are probably doing this thing that 959 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,440 Speaker 2: you do better than you because they did work hard. 960 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,319 Speaker 2: You don't focus on that more than the fact that 961 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,240 Speaker 2: I focus. 962 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,440 Speaker 4: I focus on my annoyance for people who think that 963 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,319 Speaker 4: it's easy and who think they're all that and that 964 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,640 Speaker 4: they can do what I do when I do it, well. 965 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,719 Speaker 1: That's interesting because I don't give a fuck about that. 966 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,120 Speaker 2: Like when people are like, you know, have a special 967 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,319 Speaker 2: and they got it before they were ready for it, 968 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,279 Speaker 2: and it's I just go, it's not gonna be good, Like, yeah, 969 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,520 Speaker 2: I don't, and like the proof will be in the pudding. 970 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,239 Speaker 2: I like when people get things. I don't really get 971 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,040 Speaker 2: jealous because unless I think they're going to knock it 972 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,480 Speaker 2: out of the park because they work harder than me, 973 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,560 Speaker 2: then I get jealous. But if they get it, and 974 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,719 Speaker 2: I know that they're gonna flob it and either not 975 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,600 Speaker 2: right ask for the right help to get them to 976 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,880 Speaker 2: the level they should be at, or they're going to 977 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,560 Speaker 2: just be bad on their own, you know, just not. 978 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,640 Speaker 1: Work hard enough on their own. 979 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 980 00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 1: I just I'm like, I can't wait to see that. 981 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,200 Speaker 1: I know they're good. 982 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,320 Speaker 3: God for your career anyway, if you have a special 983 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,480 Speaker 3: before you're ready, I mean, it's just because then you 984 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,040 Speaker 3: go up there and it's bad and then people are like, 985 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,920 Speaker 3: oh wait, I guess this person wasn't as funny as 986 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,160 Speaker 3: I thought they were. Yeah, you shouldn't do. 987 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,120 Speaker 1: It, and yeah, but it's but how do you turn 988 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:52,560 Speaker 1: that down? 989 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,840 Speaker 3: You can't, I mean that's the other Yeah, you can't. 990 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,799 Speaker 2: So I also don't get when people when comedians talk 991 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,719 Speaker 2: about like I can't believe this, I got this thing. 992 00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,520 Speaker 1: I'm like, was he supposed to turn it down? Would you? 993 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:04,400 Speaker 3: Like? 994 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,440 Speaker 1: Sorry? This guy's popular. 995 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,160 Speaker 4: And like humilody maybe when we have some humility, and 996 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,880 Speaker 4: you can't have humility in this industry. 997 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,279 Speaker 3: If you want to make it, you're gonna have to 998 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,000 Speaker 3: put yourself out there. You're gonna have to go out 999 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,480 Speaker 3: topless if you want to maybe what. 1000 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,840 Speaker 2: Chris told me I should do as a topless yeah special, 1001 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,479 Speaker 2: And I'm like, that would have been good two years ago. 1002 00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:26,080 Speaker 1: They're not. 1003 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,480 Speaker 2: They're not in the I need a lift to do 1004 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,480 Speaker 2: a topless It'd be so distracting, and then the theater 1005 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,759 Speaker 2: might get like hot, and then your nipples change. 1006 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,240 Speaker 1: It would just be it would be too distracted. 1007 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,640 Speaker 2: It would be like, you know, like a move, you 1008 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,520 Speaker 2: know when like the color changes on the background where 1009 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,320 Speaker 2: people have a moon shift a topless. 1010 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,440 Speaker 1: Billboard for for banging. 1011 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,520 Speaker 2: Remember, Yeah, it was like kind of it was like 1012 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,799 Speaker 2: my whole body was covered up. It looked as if 1013 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:49,480 Speaker 2: I was naked. 1014 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,000 Speaker 3: But I, you know, gimmicks you need to stand behind 1015 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,759 Speaker 3: the fact that you go on stage and you ride 1016 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,800 Speaker 3: a unicycle while juggling. 1017 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,080 Speaker 2: I was going to say, like, my there's a couple 1018 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,840 Speaker 2: of gimmicks, and there's just one gimmick in this special. 1019 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,239 Speaker 2: But it's uh, it's fitting and it's funny. All right, 1020 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,919 Speaker 2: Let's talk about what I should name my fucking tour 1021 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,680 Speaker 2: when we get back, because I really need some help. 1022 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,240 Speaker 2: Maybe it's called my fucking tour, But then radio stations 1023 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,319 Speaker 2: can't talk about it, and it sounds like I'm mad 1024 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,040 Speaker 2: about it. 1025 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,200 Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Okay, we'll talk about with. 1026 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,759 Speaker 2: Okay, we're back. I just want to say that we 1027 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,160 Speaker 2: recorded this before Christmas. That's when we're not talking about 1028 00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,200 Speaker 2: Christmas yet. But I'm guessing I had a great Christmas. 1029 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:41,279 Speaker 2: Me too, Yes, I always have a soon. 1030 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going on a track, that's what. 1031 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, we we recorded ahead of time because we wanted 1032 00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,960 Speaker 2: this week off. And yeah, I'm going skiing before my 1033 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:55,640 Speaker 2: shows this weekend in Denver and thirty first. Yeah it's 1034 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,120 Speaker 2: in Denver and so then I'm going skiing before that 1035 00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,200 Speaker 2: in Beaver Creek. Look for me if you're out there, 1036 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,719 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be sloshing down the blue slopes. Maybe get 1037 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,120 Speaker 2: in a one black diamond, mostly blues. I can't wait 1038 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,399 Speaker 2: to be on chair lifts. I can't wait to. 1039 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,399 Speaker 4: Be Are you're gonna be so strong for skiing from 1040 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:12,960 Speaker 4: high bodies? 1041 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,640 Speaker 1: Yes, dude, it all worked out. 1042 00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,640 Speaker 2: I'd be so nervous about the ski trip because I 1043 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,799 Speaker 2: really I'm not even gonna say what I don't want 1044 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,759 Speaker 2: to happen, because I'm not gonna manifest that like I'm 1045 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,680 Speaker 2: manifesting strength and just slough like I just want to 1046 00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,400 Speaker 2: have those moments going down a ski slope and thinking 1047 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,920 Speaker 2: I need to do this more in my life. This 1048 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,560 Speaker 2: is the happiest I ever am is going fast down 1049 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,920 Speaker 2: a blue diamond, safely fast, and feeling so strong and 1050 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,040 Speaker 2: confident in having the wind whipping in my face and 1051 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,839 Speaker 2: feeling perfectly warm but also cold at the same time. 1052 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,680 Speaker 2: It is the greatest feeling known to man for me, 1053 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,239 Speaker 2: besides like orgasms and stuff like that, or like, you know, 1054 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:55,520 Speaker 2: finding out someone you hate, uh, something bad happened to them. Oh, 1055 00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,440 Speaker 2: I don't, which I actually am not someone who like 1056 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,640 Speaker 2: revels in that stuff that much. 1057 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,360 Speaker 3: Jerk off to something bad that happened as an enemy, 1058 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,520 Speaker 3: None that I could. 1059 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,839 Speaker 2: I probably could. I like when someone just like has 1060 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,640 Speaker 2: a flop of a thing. It makes me puts out 1061 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,320 Speaker 2: something that it's like so not funny. 1062 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,000 Speaker 3: It just when someone has that when someone gets a 1063 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,439 Speaker 3: cartoon and then it just sucks and then it gets 1064 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,759 Speaker 3: canceled after one season and they didn't deserve it. Only 1065 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,920 Speaker 3: they didn't deserve it. Oh, I love that. 1066 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,799 Speaker 2: I love the amount of people who have had this 1067 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,799 Speaker 2: feeling about all the things that I have done that 1068 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,920 Speaker 2: aren't great that have been canceled is probably a lot 1069 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,320 Speaker 2: also because I do it, so it's probably happening. 1070 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,000 Speaker 3: Well, then people are doing it to you. Yeah, so 1071 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,719 Speaker 3: you gotta do it back. You gotta get a give 1072 00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,640 Speaker 3: and take. But then you got the seed. 1073 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,439 Speaker 2: I used to have the thing where someone would say, 1074 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,520 Speaker 2: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, and I'm like, 1075 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,400 Speaker 2: that's the dumbest for I would wish. 1076 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, people say, I mean, you know, it's. 1077 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,520 Speaker 2: Like, but of course you're the person. 1078 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,080 Speaker 3: Hitler would have a sty on his eye, like, come 1079 00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:58,400 Speaker 3: on you. 1080 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,480 Speaker 1: Small, it's so yes, exactly. 1081 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,400 Speaker 2: You wouldn't wish that Donald Trump's flight was delayed three 1082 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,920 Speaker 2: hours out of LaGuardia. 1083 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:11,600 Speaker 1: You wouldn't. Oh, that's crazy. I think I would. 1084 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:12,160 Speaker 4: I would. 1085 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,640 Speaker 2: I wish horrible things, not I wish them on people. 1086 00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,839 Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean that's what a lot of like. 1087 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,680 Speaker 2: I Yeah, I guess that's what my I think maybe 1088 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,080 Speaker 2: my tour should be like called like bad Thoughts or 1089 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:28,200 Speaker 2: like bad Person, or like something like like the Unwanted 1090 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,760 Speaker 2: Thoughts or that I know that was a Maria Bamford special. 1091 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,440 Speaker 2: It's so hard to come up with something that hasn't 1092 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,479 Speaker 2: been done by another comedian too. 1093 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, he can't call it bad because that's Michael Jackson. 1094 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:39,759 Speaker 1: I can't call it. 1095 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:41,520 Speaker 3: You call thriller. 1096 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:43,640 Speaker 1: That's true. 1097 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:49,000 Speaker 2: I could do thriller mirror, yes, like Woman in the Mirror. Okay, 1098 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,640 Speaker 2: let's just spin. I would like to do I could 1099 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,560 Speaker 2: do like a take on a Taylor Swift tour, like. 1100 00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, no you can't because Joe Parra did it Errors Tour. 1101 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,279 Speaker 1: Yeah that's funny. Yeah, that's pretty good. 1102 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, there have been compilations of all the time she 1103 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,840 Speaker 2: fucked up on the error Eras tour and it was 1104 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,040 Speaker 2: called the Error's Tour and she sucks up like one 1105 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,359 Speaker 2: time every eighteen shows and it's like the cutest thing ever. 1106 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,600 Speaker 1: So she's she's flawless. 1107 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,920 Speaker 3: But Terra's tour is funny because Joe Parah could not 1108 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,480 Speaker 3: be more opposite to Taylor Swift than he is. Yeah, 1109 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,680 Speaker 3: and so it would be less funny for you because 1110 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:27,560 Speaker 3: you're much closer to Taylor Swift than you know. It's 1111 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,880 Speaker 3: too close. You're too close to Taylor Swift to have 1112 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,920 Speaker 3: it be funny to name your thing after a Taylor 1113 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:32,560 Speaker 3: Swift's tour. 1114 00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to think. 1115 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:42,080 Speaker 2: There's lover, there's folklore, there's ever more there's speak now, fearless, fearful. 1116 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,640 Speaker 3: I don't think people would take that. 1117 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,799 Speaker 2: People wouldn't connect it. Yeah, and Eras, there's no other like, 1118 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,440 Speaker 2: you know, I wouldn't feel like I was stealing from 1119 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,879 Speaker 2: Joe Parrah if I did a rhyme with Eras. But yeah, 1120 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,200 Speaker 2: it's just there's nothing there. I really don't know what 1121 00:49:59,440 --> 00:49:59,799 Speaker 2: to do. 1122 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,360 Speaker 3: So far, all of your specials have been kind of 1123 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,880 Speaker 3: plays on sexual terms. You've had banging well, no, you 1124 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,960 Speaker 3: have perfect. That's not necessarily but it's based on so 1125 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,160 Speaker 3: you have you have banging Perfect, and then you have 1126 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,200 Speaker 3: your tours to the Good Girl. 1127 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,759 Speaker 2: Tour and one night with Nikki Glazer also kind of 1128 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,760 Speaker 2: a sexual connotation, like a one night stand. 1129 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:26,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, not safe with Nicky Glazer. Ye, you had good, clean. 1130 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,640 Speaker 1: Filth, unprotected. 1131 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:37,040 Speaker 2: Brad Dog, come on, come on, Nikki Glazer. 1132 00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:43,439 Speaker 3: Cosby's book is called come on People, Come on, common people. Yeah. 1133 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,280 Speaker 3: I me just make sure people. 1134 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,279 Speaker 1: That's so. 1135 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:51,359 Speaker 3: The book looks like, uh, it looks like come it 1136 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,320 Speaker 3: looks like white. Let me see make sure it's Bill Cosby. 1137 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a phrase it's okay, I. 1138 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,440 Speaker 3: Got to see no or somebody can you can you 1139 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,319 Speaker 3: pull up this picture, please and hold it up to 1140 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,480 Speaker 3: the camera. It's called come on. 1141 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,000 Speaker 1: Could look like I'm so, I'm. 1142 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,319 Speaker 3: Telling you it looks like come So I have to 1143 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,640 Speaker 3: you have the actual cover that I'm talking about, though, Yeah, 1144 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,680 Speaker 3: it's blue. All right, all right, show it? Here we go, 1145 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,439 Speaker 3: Here we go. Yeah, here is Sorry for people at home, 1146 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,320 Speaker 3: this is on YouTube. You gotta go to YouTube dot 1147 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:38,800 Speaker 3: com slash Nikki Glazer podcast. Look at that. Oh my god, 1148 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,640 Speaker 3: come on, I mean, does that not look like little 1149 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,719 Speaker 3: cum droplets? Wait? 1150 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,520 Speaker 2: Wait, I am so confused because it's not even come on, 1151 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,239 Speaker 2: come on? 1152 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,280 Speaker 1: Is come on people? 1153 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,880 Speaker 2: Is cee apostrophe m O n you guys, this is 1154 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,960 Speaker 2: come c O M E on O N people, by 1155 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,960 Speaker 2: the way, I know, but there also is no comma, 1156 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,960 Speaker 2: which is come on people, Come on people. 1157 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,400 Speaker 3: And then it's a blue cover. 1158 00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:05,359 Speaker 1: It's a blue cover. 1159 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,160 Speaker 2: And then there are footsteps and appears the footsteps are white, 1160 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,080 Speaker 2: but they look like droplets of common. 1161 00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,880 Speaker 3: And then look at the subtitle. Look at the subtitle on. 1162 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:20,360 Speaker 1: The path from Victims to Victors? What the fuck a path? 1163 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,840 Speaker 2: So it's like footprints that look like little jizz droplets, 1164 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,640 Speaker 2: and it says each droplet has a it says respect 1165 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,479 Speaker 2: on it. The other one is caring one says hope 1166 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,400 Speaker 2: once his skills. 1167 00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:35,920 Speaker 3: Yes, says that's that's how he views his come. 1168 00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:40,640 Speaker 1: Disgusting what I mean in plain sight. 1169 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:45,680 Speaker 3: And the co author is Alvin F. Saint, which kind 1170 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,080 Speaker 3: of sounds like pussy, but also I mean Alvin. If 1171 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,359 Speaker 3: you're named Alvin, of course you're going to co write 1172 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,359 Speaker 3: a book with Bill Cosby. It's inevitable. 1173 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:54,600 Speaker 1: Where's that guy today? 1174 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:54,840 Speaker 2: You know? 1175 00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:58,239 Speaker 1: Okay, Brian, you wanted to bring up. 1176 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,560 Speaker 3: Something that happens the I talk about how we went 1177 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,920 Speaker 3: to go see Jimmy Carr at the More Theater the 1178 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,880 Speaker 3: night before you're taping. 1179 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:13,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, bad idea, final thought, bad idea, because he's so good. 1180 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,200 Speaker 2: It really got in my head. I got a little bit. 1181 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,600 Speaker 2: I got thrown. Yeah, because I'm in the same theater, 1182 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,440 Speaker 2: I'm shooting my special at the next night, I'm watching 1183 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:29,120 Speaker 2: Jimmy Carr's show. I'm comparing, contrasting, I'm you know, that's 1184 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:29,960 Speaker 2: pretty much what I'm doing. 1185 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,440 Speaker 1: The whole time. 1186 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,040 Speaker 2: Is like I can't even laugh because I'm so angry 1187 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,040 Speaker 2: that I didn't write all those jokes and that I. 1188 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,080 Speaker 1: Don't that I just couldn't. I couldn't relax. 1189 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,160 Speaker 2: I couldn't have fun because I was so in my 1190 00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,759 Speaker 2: head of like he's so good, I'm such crap like 1191 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,440 Speaker 2: it was. It was not good for my self esteem. 1192 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,319 Speaker 2: I will not do that next time. I will not 1193 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,839 Speaker 2: in the theater of which I'm taping my special go 1194 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,840 Speaker 2: see someone who's been doing it. You know, I would 1195 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,080 Speaker 2: guess at least ten years longer than me. I will 1196 00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,040 Speaker 2: never do that again. We'll go see someone who's been 1197 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,680 Speaker 2: doing it ten years less than me, so I can 1198 00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:03,680 Speaker 2: feel superior. 1199 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,880 Speaker 1: But it was an amazing show, There's no question. 1200 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, you should just go me at the theater before you. 1201 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:14,759 Speaker 2: No, you're amazing, You're really really fucking good. I mean, 1202 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,560 Speaker 2: but yes, that that was. That was My takeaway. Was 1203 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,040 Speaker 2: like an unsettled feeling after that, of like it's too 1204 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,760 Speaker 2: late to change anything. I can't be more like Jimmy Carr. 1205 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,399 Speaker 2: I could have seen anyone and been like, I need 1206 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,840 Speaker 2: to be like that person. You know, I was so 1207 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,520 Speaker 2: in my head the night before doing this. 1208 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,560 Speaker 3: You could have seen Jeff Dunnham and even be like, 1209 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,560 Speaker 3: I think I need puppets. I think I need It's 1210 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,440 Speaker 3: so true. 1211 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,200 Speaker 2: It really could have It could have gone either anyway 1212 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,320 Speaker 2: that way, just someone who has been in the business 1213 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,520 Speaker 2: longer than me, who just yeah, I just compared myself 1214 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,719 Speaker 2: to and so I was I was a little spirally 1215 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:47,840 Speaker 2: after that moment. 1216 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,600 Speaker 3: While I mean, I think the takeaway for me from 1217 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,279 Speaker 3: Jimmy Carr was, first of all, you know, he obviously 1218 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,000 Speaker 3: gave us free tickets and we went and we sat 1219 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,239 Speaker 3: in great seats and we watched his show. And he 1220 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:03,120 Speaker 3: was also, I I hear, incredibly gracious. His team was 1221 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,760 Speaker 3: incredibly gracious, allowing your team to go into the theater 1222 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,759 Speaker 3: the night before to set up everything, and so he 1223 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,120 Speaker 3: was amazing. But the takeaway for me was when we 1224 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,759 Speaker 3: went after we went to the green room, when we 1225 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:18,080 Speaker 3: met Jimmy Carr, and he was so nice. He was 1226 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,839 Speaker 3: so cool, and he was making eye contact with not 1227 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,879 Speaker 3: just you. He didn't put all his focus on you. 1228 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,520 Speaker 3: He made I kind of excite everything we can do. Yeah, 1229 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,080 Speaker 3: he saw all of us, he respected all of us. 1230 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,000 Speaker 3: We all contributed to the conversation. He was so kind 1231 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,560 Speaker 3: to you and so such great things to say about you, 1232 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:39,200 Speaker 3: and just was awesome. And I actually liked his stand 1233 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,600 Speaker 3: up more after I met him in the green room 1234 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:42,359 Speaker 3: because he was so. 1235 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,160 Speaker 1: Cool and interesting. Yeah, yeah, I knew he was that nice. 1236 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,720 Speaker 2: So because I've met him obviously a lot of times, 1237 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,120 Speaker 2: and I'd been a fan of his for so long. 1238 00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:52,920 Speaker 2: I mean, there's just I think he's one of the 1239 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:57,840 Speaker 2: best joke griggers of our time, and and just what 1240 00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:03,720 Speaker 2: a polished and perfect perform Yes, uh yes, flaw. 1241 00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,560 Speaker 3: The new jokes that he says he writes new jokes 1242 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,400 Speaker 3: for every single show and then at the end of 1243 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,960 Speaker 3: his show he reads them up a piece of paper 1244 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,040 Speaker 3: to test them. Every show and even his new jokes 1245 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,560 Speaker 3: felt like are these new? Really? 1246 00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,759 Speaker 2: They were so good? Yeah, there, it was so much 1247 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,680 Speaker 2: stuff that I loved. So I was trying to think 1248 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,200 Speaker 2: of he had one joke. I don't want to ruin anything, 1249 00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,520 Speaker 2: but he was just talking about he has a lot 1250 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,080 Speaker 2: of good jokes about I liked his chunk about date rape, 1251 00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,719 Speaker 2: and I liked his about saying like it's you know, 1252 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,960 Speaker 2: it's like he pretty much takes this kid in the 1253 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,719 Speaker 2: audience and he asks this kid, like a younger kid 1254 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,440 Speaker 2: he was nineteen years old, like when is it okay 1255 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,480 Speaker 2: to have sex with a girl? Like when is she consenting? 1256 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,359 Speaker 2: And he walks through like a whole date night of 1257 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,840 Speaker 2: like when when is it? 1258 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,560 Speaker 1: Is it okay now? 1259 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,040 Speaker 2: And he's like, no, it's not okay yet, Like he 1260 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,279 Speaker 2: keeps us and it really is. Like he brings up 1261 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,040 Speaker 2: a point of like how women will have sex a 1262 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,600 Speaker 2: lot of times just out of like I already gotten 1263 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,799 Speaker 2: this far, like I don't really want to. I'm saying yes, 1264 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,799 Speaker 2: but my body is saying no. He like literally gets 1265 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,880 Speaker 2: into that of like if her body is as tense 1266 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,399 Speaker 2: as your dick is hard, that is a no. Even 1267 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,160 Speaker 2: if she's saying enthusiastically yes, that's not enthusiastic her body. 1268 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,239 Speaker 2: And I'm like, but what if it's my obliques? What 1269 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,440 Speaker 2: if I'm just like a fucking rock hard because I'm 1270 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,800 Speaker 2: a working start. And that was really funny, and I 1271 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,800 Speaker 2: mean he had too many jokes that I can even 1272 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,520 Speaker 2: every time I would be like remember this one, it 1273 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,080 Speaker 2: would be replaced with a new one that was so 1274 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,560 Speaker 2: fucking good. And a lot of stuff about pedophilia, which 1275 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:36,000 Speaker 2: I loved, a lot of stuff about yeah, just sex 1276 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,560 Speaker 2: and relationships. 1277 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:41,200 Speaker 1: He yeah, what what was your takeaway Brian. 1278 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:41,800 Speaker 3: From his set? 1279 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,240 Speaker 1: Or from yeah? What do you remember any stand out moments? 1280 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,720 Speaker 3: I mean, my favorite part of his set was when 1281 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,680 Speaker 3: he started telling a personal story about his oh baby 1282 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,840 Speaker 3: being born, because it was a departure from his usual 1283 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,240 Speaker 3: stand and deliver like set up punch. Yeah, I would 1284 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,560 Speaker 3: like to see more of that from Jimmy Carr. I 1285 00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,240 Speaker 3: want to see an hour or where he's like talking 1286 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,760 Speaker 3: about his life. That would be cool, Yeah, because I 1287 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,800 Speaker 3: know that he can infuse the same number of jokes 1288 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,840 Speaker 3: into those personal stories. And then I also get to 1289 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,040 Speaker 3: learn more about Jimmy Carr, which is why I was 1290 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,160 Speaker 3: saying after we met him, I liked to stand up 1291 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:19,280 Speaker 3: even more because I got to know the guy, Whereas 1292 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,920 Speaker 3: when he's just delivering like real equality jokes, you don't 1293 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,840 Speaker 3: get to know him at all. But then when he 1294 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,840 Speaker 3: delivered that story, I was like, yeah, this would be 1295 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,040 Speaker 3: cool to see, like, who is this guy? More about him? 1296 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I saw him a clip of him last 1297 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,440 Speaker 2: night actually on Berbiglia's podcast, where he said that there 1298 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,720 Speaker 2: was a girl who came to a show and she 1299 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:40,920 Speaker 2: was celebrating her second life versary or something. It was 1300 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,640 Speaker 2: something like, I was gonna kill myself this day, but 1301 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,560 Speaker 2: I was waiting till my parents fall asleep so I 1302 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,320 Speaker 2: could do it when they were asleep. And while I 1303 00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:50,200 Speaker 2: was waiting for them to fall asleep, I was on YouTube. 1304 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,040 Speaker 2: Can you imagine? Like I'm waiting to die and I'm 1305 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,880 Speaker 2: just gonna pulp YouTube like this is That's the kind 1306 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,080 Speaker 2: of thing that fascinates me about, you know, life, is 1307 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,360 Speaker 2: that you do these mundane things when you're ready to 1308 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:04,680 Speaker 2: do something so insane, even like we're getting ready to 1309 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,840 Speaker 2: take my special, not that it's in comparison to taking 1310 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,400 Speaker 2: your own life, but like like backstage, like talking about 1311 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,600 Speaker 2: like oh, peanut eminems or whatever, like you're just talking 1312 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,720 Speaker 2: about something mundane right before you do something big. But 1313 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,920 Speaker 2: she was watching Jimmy car clips as she was waiting 1314 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,320 Speaker 2: to kill herself, and then she started laughing, and then 1315 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:21,840 Speaker 2: she watched some more and she kept laughing, and then 1316 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,640 Speaker 2: she like kind of didn't want to do it anymore 1317 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,120 Speaker 2: because she was laughing so much. And she said that 1318 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:30,360 Speaker 2: she was celebrating twenty or you know, fifteen years or 1319 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,680 Speaker 2: whatever of being like her second half of life. And 1320 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,040 Speaker 2: I just thought that was really cool, and wow, he 1321 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,440 Speaker 2: seemed very moved by that. 1322 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,440 Speaker 3: I the exact opposite happened with someone who's who was 1323 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,080 Speaker 3: going to kill themselves or was actually going to live 1324 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,640 Speaker 3: and then they started watching Mark Maron clips and then 1325 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:46,920 Speaker 3: they decided to kill themselves. 1326 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,880 Speaker 2: There are so many people that can't tell that story 1327 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,160 Speaker 2: to him because he's They're gone now. 1328 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,720 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, his special? I like, what is the title 1329 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,080 Speaker 1: of his. 1330 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,120 Speaker 3: I'm not saying that Mark Maron's a bad comedian. I'm 1331 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,200 Speaker 3: saying that he will is the depressing comedian. 1332 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,840 Speaker 2: And that's that's what I like about Mark is that 1333 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,080 Speaker 2: he's just like it's things are bad as he sits 1334 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:08,480 Speaker 2: on the stool like a little gargoyle. 1335 01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,200 Speaker 1: And I like the name of his last special. I 1336 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:12,880 Speaker 1: forgot what it. 1337 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:13,080 Speaker 2: Was, but. 1338 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,760 Speaker 3: Gargoyle. What is it? Oh? 1339 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:22,520 Speaker 1: Sorry gargoyle? No, shut up, Ryan, I heard your daughter 1340 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,680 Speaker 1: and times fun. 1341 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,520 Speaker 4: No times depressing, a lot of anger always no. 1342 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,840 Speaker 1: Sound like chat GPT. 1343 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,840 Speaker 2: Mark Merrick's we should ask chet GBT to name my 1344 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:38,560 Speaker 2: next special? 1345 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:39,600 Speaker 1: Can we do that? 1346 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:40,840 Speaker 3: Yes, of course? 1347 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,440 Speaker 1: Or name my name my tour. Oh that's that's a 1348 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:45,880 Speaker 1: good way to I would love it. 1349 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,480 Speaker 3: If I can t because they have not upgraded it to. 1350 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,720 Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, I'll try to. 1351 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,880 Speaker 3: Like I just need help peaking, Maybe it should be 1352 01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:00,000 Speaker 3: I just need help. That's what that's what my you 1353 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:04,080 Speaker 3: do life for help? You can do Instagram. On your Instagram, 1354 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,480 Speaker 3: you can now leave notes on you know about the 1355 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,360 Speaker 3: notes where it's like in your messages, you can now 1356 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,160 Speaker 3: leave a note and it just says like a lot 1357 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,320 Speaker 3: of people use it to like plug their tour, which 1358 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,400 Speaker 3: is a little silly. 1359 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,680 Speaker 1: So like you respond responds to the person right away. 1360 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:22,120 Speaker 3: If you go into Instagram and then you go into messages, 1361 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,479 Speaker 3: on the top of above all of your messages, above 1362 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:29,000 Speaker 3: where it says primary general requests, there's like a bunch 1363 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,400 Speaker 3: of circles of people's profiles and above them is uh, 1364 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,400 Speaker 3: little notes not for me. And so like my friend 1365 01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:41,320 Speaker 3: Dwight Simmons is saying Indy Thursday date and Friday and Saturday, 1366 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,480 Speaker 3: and then Jayung Summers is saying twelve twenty one LA 1367 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,400 Speaker 3: one twenty one New York City, like right, this is 1368 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,720 Speaker 3: what And then like my friend Shaq Stanley has just 1369 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:54,400 Speaker 3: put a Mariah Carey song up there. So I always 1370 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,520 Speaker 3: put in my note please help, period. And that's just 1371 01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,960 Speaker 3: what I put every single time. And occasionally people meet 1372 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,040 Speaker 3: and go are you okay, And it's just what I 1373 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,240 Speaker 3: put every single time, just in case you want to 1374 01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:05,880 Speaker 3: message me that. 1375 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:09,560 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I get what you're saying. I like the 1376 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,760 Speaker 2: idea of saying, like someone help her, or like a 1377 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,960 Speaker 2: Niki Glazer a cry for help NICKI Glaze. I just 1378 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,960 Speaker 2: don't know what I'm going to be talking about. I'm 1379 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,240 Speaker 2: always talking about the same shit, like my life, my 1380 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,080 Speaker 2: observations on life. Like I don't have this like overarching 1381 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,320 Speaker 2: like I'm telling it like it is. Yeah, I don't 1382 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,400 Speaker 2: want to do it like a phrase like can you 1383 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:31,560 Speaker 2: believe these people? Like I don't want to have it 1384 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:32,520 Speaker 2: be like a quote. 1385 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,160 Speaker 3: But I also had this idea of peaking was a title. 1386 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,160 Speaker 3: There was also just like turning point something that has 1387 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:40,960 Speaker 3: to do with it being a turning point for you 1388 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,560 Speaker 3: where it's like this is an inflex point where you are. 1389 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,680 Speaker 3: This is kind of like you're you're turning that age 1390 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,520 Speaker 3: where decisions have to be made and things are going 1391 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,240 Speaker 3: to change from this point forward in all aspects of 1392 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:54,400 Speaker 3: your life and your career. 1393 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:55,720 Speaker 1: What about like. 1394 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,720 Speaker 2: Balls to the wall or like some kind of like 1395 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,680 Speaker 2: like because I think, or like a tits out, or 1396 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,840 Speaker 2: like I can't say tits though that's the problem. 1397 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,520 Speaker 1: That is always the problem. You can't say you can't 1398 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:09,080 Speaker 1: say tits. 1399 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,520 Speaker 2: But like some kind of like I don't care anymore, 1400 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,680 Speaker 2: like I don't want to do that, of like no, no, 1401 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,480 Speaker 2: I don't want to it's I want to do this. 1402 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,800 Speaker 2: I'm excited to be here, but I'm not like like 1403 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,160 Speaker 2: you know, six years ago zero fox give it like 1404 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,760 Speaker 2: you know what that like that kind. 1405 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:37,880 Speaker 3: Of thing you like that one? Three stifled? 1406 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:45,080 Speaker 2: Oh actually, speaking of naked, I have some exciting news 1407 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,480 Speaker 2: to talk about on the show tomorrow. Oh shit, I 1408 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:51,200 Speaker 2: will I will share because I got an email asking 1409 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,760 Speaker 2: me to do something that I've been wanting to do 1410 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,960 Speaker 2: a while, and besties who've been listening a long time 1411 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,160 Speaker 2: might know what it is. But I finally got the 1412 01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:01,440 Speaker 2: call and she Ready She Ready. 1413 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,760 Speaker 1: Is a good title. But Whitney. 1414 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,320 Speaker 3: Houston. So, bestie's can you write to us? What do 1415 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,439 Speaker 3: you think Nicky should name her next special he's got? 1416 01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:15,680 Speaker 2: I might actually like ask them before this because I 1417 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,080 Speaker 2: really need to pick a special name like today and 1418 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:21,040 Speaker 2: today is actually a week ago, so I might put 1419 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,760 Speaker 2: it on our Instagram story because I do need help. 1420 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,720 Speaker 2: Is that lame of me as an artist to come 1421 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:28,000 Speaker 2: up with? 1422 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,520 Speaker 1: Yeah? Taylor Swift would never do that, but maybe she would. 1423 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,760 Speaker 2: Who knows, She just like knows Taylor Swift knows what 1424 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,280 Speaker 2: album she's gonna put out nine years befo. 1425 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:36,720 Speaker 1: She's a master. 1426 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,120 Speaker 4: Taylor Swift did do that, and you contributed to it, 1427 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,440 Speaker 4: and then she used a piece of your contribution. 1428 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:46,160 Speaker 1: How good would you feel? That's true? That's true. 1429 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,720 Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not Taylor Swift. I gotta do it my way, my. 1430 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,840 Speaker 4: Way, or the highway my way. 1431 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:57,439 Speaker 3: Will gargoyle, Oh, you throw that in again. 1432 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,160 Speaker 1: Okay, we have to go. 1433 01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,040 Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to the show this week. I 1434 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,960 Speaker 2: hope you have a merry Christmas. We'll be back tomorrow 1435 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,360 Speaker 2: with more podcasts. We love you guys so much. Don't 1436 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,880 Speaker 2: be and name I special for me please. 1437 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:09,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what to call it.