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Speaker 2: Do we wanna? Are we?
Speaker 3: This is the this is this man's coming at us.
Speaker 2: Yes, this man for.
Speaker 3: Whatever reason we listened to so for some context, Theodore
Speaker 3: Roosevelt Vaughn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Theodore Roosevelt Vaughan.
Speaker 1: He has a podcast, this pat this past weekend, a
Speaker 1: phenomenal podcast. Actually, I was a massive fan. I am, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess was. We was still you know, still funny.
Speaker 1: I was listening, I was giggling. He has a podcast
Speaker 1: where he the last couple of episodes, he said, George
Speaker 1: Kittle on last two episodes, last two episodes, George Kittle
Speaker 1: and Caleb Presley, and he's thrown some some.
Speaker 3: Weird shots the boys, wild shots, meat shots. Dude just
Speaker 3: right in the groin, you know, reason Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, mom.
Speaker 1: It seems like he has beef with me, fake and
Speaker 1: the whole Caleb Presley death. When Caleb was on a ventilator,
Speaker 1: THEO and I were actually both. THEO went to that
Speaker 1: that LSU game. I was supposed to go to it
Speaker 1: too and help open up or help like announce with
Speaker 1: Barsselol the Barsol sports book opening in Louisiana or LSU
Speaker 1: when they did that party. THEO continues to go the
Speaker 1: good friend that I am. I hung back and went
Speaker 1: to the hospital and visited Caleb. So when I'm hearing
Speaker 1: about all this stuff with Caleb and he's like, yo,
Speaker 1: THEO sent me this voice message of like you know, rip,
Speaker 1: rip the ventilator out.
Speaker 2: Fucking don't be a pussy.
Speaker 1: Don't let him tie you down, because Caleb was like
Speaker 1: tied down and on a ventilator because he was like
Speaker 1: about to fucking die. Yeah, but THEO like send him
Speaker 1: this funny message, and THEO on his podcast this past
Speaker 1: weekend he was like, you know, I think I was
Speaker 1: just listening to some David Goggins right before I sent
Speaker 1: you that voice measures so we're laughing about it, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, so we're see O d He's like,
Speaker 1: oh he he went down to LSU I go.
Speaker 2: He went on.
Speaker 1: You know, I forget what flight it was. I was like, y'
Speaker 1: are all supposed to be on that flight too. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, like you know which one of your voice
Speaker 1: is here right now and which one?
Speaker 2: Continue to go down to LSU.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, we should uh, we should send
Speaker 1: a uh, we should like fake your death.
Speaker 3: And it's not like it's not like THEO, Like THEO
Speaker 3: is from Louisiana, but he's definitely not from Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Speaker 2: He's where I'm from.
Speaker 3: He's from like one of those in the corner pieces
Speaker 3: of Louisiana. Yeah, like people vibes. Yeah, it gets down. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's not going to see family. He's gonna have.
Speaker 1: Fun, right right, right right, because I have a buddy,
Speaker 1: Houston Baits. Shout out the boy Houston Baits. You met
Speaker 1: him at the wedding and he's like great guy, notorious
Speaker 1: for sending me videos of him like hunting that his camp,
Speaker 1: just like at this trailer that they have that they
Speaker 1: call their camp and they just fucking ride four wheelers
Speaker 1: around naked and shoot animals. Yeah. Yeah, it seems like
Speaker 1: Louisiana gets down a little different.
Speaker 3: Louisiana's Yeah, there's the South and there's Florida in Louisiana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are their own little entities.
Speaker 1: But all let's see, I think THEO has beef that
Speaker 1: I think that death was Caleb. I knew it was
Speaker 1: gonna fuck and it was gonna hit good obviously, like
Speaker 1: yeah I was I was that a little much and
Speaker 1: far absolutely, but anything for a nice little laugh, yeah
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And I knew THEO, like
Speaker 1: THEO and I don't know each other that well, and
Speaker 1: I knew the world giggles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all's fair.
Speaker 1: Yeahah and I knew, like, uh, I knew, I knew
Speaker 1: would be believable. Because Theo's like I'm delivering the news
Speaker 1: to him. I'm like, fuck, man, do you hear about Caleb?
Speaker 1: And he's like, what what happened? I was like he
Speaker 1: passed away. He goes, no, are you fucking with me?
Speaker 1: I said, I'm absolutely gutted. And then, like Caleb was
Speaker 1: saying in the clip, like I sent a photo of
Speaker 1: Cale doing this like right away, but he was up
Speaker 1: in the air so he didn't get the photo. He's like,
Speaker 1: are you fucking with me? And then obviously I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like did you get the photo? I I can't remember
Speaker 1: what we said.
Speaker 3: But and all that being said, like THEO, if THEO
Speaker 3: really is upset, which who knows if he really is,
Speaker 3: he gets on that flight when he could have went
Speaker 3: and saw Kalem, and the joke just played out longer
Speaker 3: because he didn't have Wi Fi.
Speaker 2: Funny Joe.
Speaker 3: It was a solar joke. I've heard that. I've heard
Speaker 3: that joke seven times and I've laughed every single one
Speaker 3: of them, you know, And.
Speaker 2: Then he and then he but what else was he going?
Speaker 2: What was he doing on Kittle's pot?
Speaker 3: When Kittle's Pott is talking about Kittle brought up me
Speaker 3: working out early, and he said, well, why are you
Speaker 3: to do that if you're just gonna get hurt every year?
Speaker 3: An absolute body bag and then says it again with
Speaker 3: Kleem and then he brings up my teeth coming after.
Speaker 1: My teeth, which is bully because because he's got fake.
Speaker 3: T You know he's got fake teeth. With what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: you drive a mac truck through them gaps.
Speaker 1: And if not, if I'm not mistaken, I feel like
Speaker 1: his uh, his hair is artificial as well. He got
Speaker 1: hair plugs. Yeah, I think he did just because he
Speaker 1: wanted them. Well, he's a he is a rich boy.
Speaker 1: Now he's a very rich on that rich ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which also shout out to THEA for going back
Speaker 3: to Louisiana. You think a guy like him, once he
Speaker 3: made it probably would never go back to the state
Speaker 3: he came from.
Speaker 2: Why you said that?
Speaker 3: This seems like that type of guy. Seems like that
Speaker 3: type of dude that was once he's like made it.
Speaker 3: He's like, nah, I don't funk with the same people anymore.
Speaker 1: You like the way you're verbalizing this, I feel like
Speaker 1: you have him in like a headline now now like
Speaker 1: and you know what, that's a point too. They actually
Speaker 1: talked about fighting guys. We got yeah, which there were
Speaker 1: guns involved there for sure. When but you knew Caleb,
Speaker 1: He's like, no chance and THEA was like, really, you
Speaker 1: don't think we have a chance.
Speaker 3: I'll be fun to fight not. I mean, I feel
Speaker 3: like Caleb is you know, Caleb is a beast. He's
Speaker 3: a homie's a beast. I love Caleb, I love Kittle,
Speaker 3: you know. But unfortunately they put themselves in that situation.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, because steal one at me what he called me.
Speaker 1: He said, like he said, you have c T e
Speaker 1: e f G t e f G.
Speaker 3: That shit was funny, Like if you're talking about if
Speaker 3: you're talking about a real fistfight, we are going to
Speaker 3: body bag both of them, no problem. No, there's not
Speaker 3: gonna be and it's not gonna be close now. But
Speaker 3: if it's a verbal war, verbal war is going on.
Speaker 2: What listen.
Speaker 3: There's banter on this bus for sure, but no brains.
Speaker 3: Caleb and THEO the boy of their brains work. It's
Speaker 3: just on a different level. I don't know if it's
Speaker 3: a higher level. It might be a way sideways level. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just a different level than the way our brains work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we ain't got a shot. I'll just do the
Speaker 1: whole thing. I'll laugh at all the jokes. I'll just
Speaker 1: take it, you know, I'll take it to the apps.
Speaker 1: Like I'll wait for myself to get in the room.
Speaker 1: I'll think about some stuff and I'll try to put
Speaker 1: some things together. But that's how I would, Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I'll try to circle the Dan bro Like.
Speaker 3: Caleb was over at the house tonight. We were watching
Speaker 3: Jags versus Titans. We are a little banged up, and
Speaker 3: I had to sit there on the couch for ten
Speaker 3: minutes of him making bits about me looking like a
Speaker 3: high school drug dealer in my thirties and just body
Speaker 3: bagged me for seven minutes. And I'm just like my
Speaker 3: eyes are barely open. I'm laughing, but I'm like in
Speaker 3: my head, like how do I get out of this? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a giant wind tunnel, like has Bulah in the
Speaker 3: little wind tunnel in Vegas. Yeah, kind of scared, also
Speaker 3: having a bit of a thrill. It seems like we're
Speaker 3: going down the path that the odds are stacked against us.
Speaker 3: A little bit but that's how.
Speaker 2: We want it. I know, I know, I'm fucking.
Speaker 3: We've been gritty our whole entire life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, this past weekend, that whole fan base like,
Speaker 1: let's get after it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's fucking roll around. His fan base is much
Speaker 3: larger than ours. But our fan base, dude, are killers.
Speaker 3: You've seen the movie three hundred.
Speaker 2: Yes, we just.
Speaker 3: Got to wedge ourselves in between a small gap and
Speaker 3: two mountains yea, and have them come everywhere, and then
Speaker 3: we just got to fight off them.
Speaker 2: Come. How do you think? How do you think it goes?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Do we cross collab on the pods and fucking not yet?
Speaker 2: You want to get physical? You want to get physical?
Speaker 2: Want I want to get physical? Dude? I want to
Speaker 2: beat up a comedian. I think it.
Speaker 1: I think it's tough because, uh, Caleb, like, you know,
Speaker 1: we're in this beast club. We're in this little beast
Speaker 1: group and ship like that and kills my boy. But
Speaker 1: you see he's don king in a little bit. You
Speaker 1: see it's the game throwing up. That's a great reference.
Speaker 1: He throws it in there. He puts it all together
Speaker 1: to get He's like, seems like you have beef, Like
Speaker 1: maybe will more specifically than tailor. Blah blah blah. THEO
Speaker 1: says it stuff. He's like, yeah, man, I mean that's
Speaker 1: that's a good guy. He goes, Yeah, they're good guys.
Speaker 1: I mean that's between you guys.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Washing, Yeah, he's you see if you saw that going,
Speaker 1: you saw that coming. But I don't know what's going say.
Speaker 1: If we gotta get if we gotta get something going,
Speaker 1: we go two on two, rough and rowdy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean, stream something, pull a
Speaker 3: prank on him, like burn his house down or something
Speaker 3: like obviously when he's not home. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, what a fucking slashes tires, get his girl pregnant. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'd show him something that yeah, yeah, and then make
Speaker 3: him believe it's his for eighteen years.
Speaker 2: You know, red coming in your eyes right now, you're
Speaker 2: about to black.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to think of things we can get him,
Speaker 3: because there's no way how do you both stand on
Speaker 3: Mike's If THEO sat in this chair right now, it
Speaker 3: basic just be our boys in the back would just
Speaker 3: basically watch an absolute murder session, Yeah for sure, and
Speaker 3: then they would respect us anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think for the boys, like we'd have
Speaker 1: to swing no matter what. It sucks knowing that, you know,
Speaker 1: I was chuckling at some of the jokes, but we
Speaker 1: gotta stay in Tento's down.
Speaker 2: Because I don't think about me in that situation.
Speaker 3: I think about my family when they see that, when
Speaker 3: they heard what, when they see what THEO said and
Speaker 3: they know I got nothing for him?
Speaker 2: Why way?
Speaker 3: What was your family going to say about it? Maybe
Speaker 3: not respect me anymore? My five year old might just
Speaker 3: fucking not want me to take her to school anymore.
Speaker 2: You worried about are you worried?
Speaker 4: You were?
Speaker 1: Are you worried about tail and seeing the clip? You know,
Speaker 1: tailing stays body bagging me? But you can let this happen.
Speaker 1: What are you to say about this? Some like, babe,
Speaker 1: I really don't know what to say about this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he came at you for something he already has too,
Speaker 1: Like it's teeth, Yeah, it's like teeth and injuries? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the injury thing. What did he say in the in
Speaker 1: the Caleb one.
Speaker 3: He said he's trying to stay injured just to get
Speaker 3: more contract money, which doesn't even make sense. I'm cut,
Speaker 3: I'm getting no more money.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some fucking money, no question. We're
Speaker 1: all trying to get back to the hospital. My knees
Speaker 1: don't work anymore, no doubt.
Speaker 2: I do know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think he's really done anything real
Speaker 3: active in his life.
Speaker 2: He went on Real World. Yeah, and I watched.
Speaker 3: Him get in the lake one time in the Real World.
Speaker 3: He looked like he was having a hard time getting
Speaker 3: over those rocks to get in the middle of that
Speaker 3: little river.
Speaker 2: It was like no seed bag during the time.
Speaker 1: Man, I used to watch the Real World's road Rules
Speaker 1: and there were a couple of cats, the athletic dudes.
Speaker 2: What is it CT one.
Speaker 3: I do know, I do know that I've heard watching
Speaker 3: videos and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 3: But he was on Bobby Lee's Tiger Belly, and Bobby
Speaker 3: Lee brought up Real World and I don't think. I
Speaker 3: don't think that he has like a no touch thing
Speaker 3: for THEO. I don't think he likes that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he enjoys that.
Speaker 3: Out of respect to the game, not trying to get personal,
Speaker 3: we should probably stay away from it.
Speaker 2: That being said, look at.
Speaker 1: Him, Yeah, I mean, if you're if you're if you're
Speaker 1: coming at visuals, you can open it up.
Speaker 3: That that opened like his teeth looks phenomenal in that
Speaker 3: right picture, that left one like he's right everywhere.
Speaker 1: I struggle seeing like you know a little PREMI joked,
Speaker 1: I felt like George Forest.
Speaker 3: There a little bit, because I don't think it's just teeth, brother,
Speaker 3: I don't think that's just screwed over a little bit.
Speaker 3: That tan's a whole lot thicker. Well, he could just
Speaker 3: have a good tan, eyebrows raised. There's some botox in
Speaker 3: that forehead.
Speaker 2: Maybe some maybe a nose. Did he get some nosework done?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's kind of pointed up, and the second one on
Speaker 1: now is kind of looking at us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I p saying nosework. What you say about
Speaker 3: theo ice age?
Speaker 6: Yeah, THEO looks like the the nut that the squirrel
Speaker 6: is just after the whole time.
Speaker 7: That's how I viewed THEO. There's our best verbal abuser
Speaker 7: right there. I can't wait till he comes on the
Speaker 7: you want any more of that THEO, man, I don't
Speaker 7: think he's gonna come on. He's You've been trying to get.
Speaker 2: Him on the proper on for a long time. Sober eight.
Speaker 2: Give the man a shout. It'd be tough if he
Speaker 2: doesn't answer.
Speaker 1: That's a that's an ignorer. Didn't let it ring all
Speaker 1: the way through. Don't you think we should look? We
Speaker 1: should google how many rings he usually takes? But I
Speaker 1: think that's an ignore. I think there's a line drawn
Speaker 1: in the sand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It just depends like, hey, you know, how how much
Speaker 1: fun do we want to have with this thing?
Speaker 3: Like they got a bigger army, they're probably better trained.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we can't give him that they're
Speaker 1: they're better trained, just verbally, like just quick wittedness, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Their brains operates on a different
Speaker 1: level confidence. But that's not disrespect on our brains. We
Speaker 1: got some nice brains, beautiful brains. Yeah, it's just our ship.
Speaker 1: It works in you know, different there's levels.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. He's been in the game
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 3: They're just fighting a different war than we are in. Listen,
Speaker 3: do you wants to do this? Then we gotta sit
Speaker 3: down after this podcast, have a brain trust and figure
Speaker 3: out where we do.
Speaker 2: Like you got, you get.
Speaker 1: You can include verbal, you can include uh, physical, maybe
Speaker 1: we do our own real world road rules, just four
Speaker 1: of us. Just put us in a house confession corner,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, you can talk ship,
Speaker 1: you can do all the same stuff. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: love to do that. Actually, like maybe a week long
Speaker 1: real world road rules. We can't we can't leave the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't leave the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like that.
Speaker 1: I mean I think that's I think that's solid legitimately,
Speaker 1: you know, in real world one week in Nashville.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, why not do that around that?
Speaker 1: Just what we call it, what we call it, because
Speaker 1: apparently real world road rules, those could be some triggers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be a trigger for him this past weekend,
Speaker 3: past weekend, this past busting.
Speaker 1: That's why that that's why I made the short bus
Speaker 1: jokes on us right there?
Speaker 5: Is that.
Speaker 2: This best busting man, He did make a short buster.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not a short short bus, standard buss.
Speaker 2: You're driving one of these schools. But man, fuck that.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, j I'm ready for war.
Speaker 2: Then we go. Been waiting my whole.
Speaker 1: Life for this, Yes, man, what we call what we
Speaker 1: call our the whole let's brainstorm. Right now, it's so
Speaker 1: stuff at the wall, no dumb ideas, that's what you're right,
Speaker 1: that was no dumb ideas, Like that's on me.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't know.
Speaker 1: I saw the way you looked at the first time.
Speaker 1: I know, but I shouldn't even done that. That's just stopping.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna shell up for a little bit. Give me
Speaker 3: three give me three minutes.
Speaker 2: I'll be back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh wha, yeah, I here here, here, here, here's
Speaker 1: the here's the deal. Here's the deal. I I can
Speaker 1: I can speak to that. I can speak to what
Speaker 1: you're feeling. Gee, it's you're entering in a world of
Speaker 1: where it's verbal at the moment, and right it's like
Speaker 1: you get shocked. It's in the shock phase right now,
Speaker 1: Like fuck, we're about to go up against THEO Vonn
Speaker 1: like he's got the jokes.
Speaker 3: And Caleb, Like I feel like Caleb is getting away
Speaker 3: from this too much.
Speaker 1: And worry about Caleb, dude, Like Caleb's like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like now that we're all like getting
Speaker 1: treated on this episode, I don't like the last five
Speaker 1: minutes of this episode the way I've been treated a
Speaker 1: little bit, and so.
Speaker 3: I need to fuck this. I'm just saying I'm gonna
Speaker 3: take five now, I said us to take there. I
Speaker 3: didn't even take the three. I'm gonna take that whole five.
Speaker 1: You're about to get in this verbal octagon with a
Speaker 1: guy like THEO. It's a little intimidating, yes, But now
Speaker 1: that we're getting more and more removed, I hear JP's
Speaker 1: energy a little bit more, I'm like, what are we
Speaker 1: fucking doing? Like, let's mix it up, let's throw it around,
Speaker 1: let's see we're fucking laying.
Speaker 5: THEO mentioned chat GPT or GPTGPT bro.
Speaker 2: So I just went on there and I got my voice.
Speaker 2: I tight, tim.
Speaker 5: What are good names for a TV show of four
Speaker 5: guys in the house for a week that are against
Speaker 5: each other? And if you want to just go ahead
Speaker 5: and start reading off some of these.
Speaker 1: Names, competition, cabin, it kind of catches my eye. Conflict, cottage, yeah, battle,
Speaker 1: bunk house, opponent, retree. I mean these are actually kind of.
Speaker 2: Solid, they really are.
Speaker 1: And shot out jet GPT, dude, jet GPT.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is. What is that?
Speaker 5: It's an AI software that you basically type in.
Speaker 2: Anything. Oh no, it's happening again. Yeah, it's like a
Speaker 2: new thing.
Speaker 5: Kids in kids in high school use it and they'll
Speaker 5: type in their prompts for like English papers, and it'll
Speaker 5: write an entire paper in the span of like twenty seconds.
Speaker 5: But now they've countered it, and they have other AI
Speaker 5: that can detect if you've used this AI. So if
Speaker 5: you're a high score out, they're thinking you're about to
Speaker 5: score a on English, just do the hardware, kid, grind
Speaker 5: it out.
Speaker 2: Quarrel quarters.
Speaker 1: Ever, Oh shit, dispute the adversary. Hey, adversary abode? We
Speaker 1: are apart? Why are we scared? I just can't say
Speaker 1: that word. I couldn't read and once I said once,
Speaker 1: I stumbled.
Speaker 2: Ma'am, I'm afraid to speak right now? Why are you
Speaker 2: afraid to speak? You know what the way you've no, No,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to build our confidence. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean. You've done a great job of that will.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to phenomenal go. I'm trying to build our confidence,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? When I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: we have beautiful brains, trying to build that confidence like
Speaker 2: you have a Caleb.
Speaker 3: The other person in here that's giving me confidence is JP.
Speaker 3: Not even JP should help me for the aicon.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm spiraling.
Speaker 3: Let's do an ad read, Dude, do an ad read.
Speaker 2: Through the ads? Time out, time out? Timeout. Are we
Speaker 2: a good spot?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 6: Me?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Us, the boss, the team, the team in a good spot.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just making sure the team solid, team solid.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 3: It's just conflict before cooperation right now, people listening, we
Speaker 3: just got a lot of work to do. We got
Speaker 3: to get in the lab and really figure out how
Speaker 3: we're gonna take down this opponent. This we're about to
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Speaker 3: we're you.
Speaker 2: Know, we're the young squad coming in this arena.
Speaker 3: And we're the twenty fifteen Titans like, we gotta, we
Speaker 3: gotta put some fucking work in.
Speaker 2: We had to upset it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: The line's big, so let's fucking get to work. Yeah, thoughts, JP,
Speaker 3: what do you got?
Speaker 2: What am I?
Speaker 3: What am I thinking on this war that we're going into.
Speaker 3: How do you think we should strategically go about it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was the easiest move. I don't know if we should. Yeah,
Speaker 1: physical is easy for us, but physical such an animal
Speaker 1: brain move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want to do that.
Speaker 6: Playing in Will is known to just go for an
Speaker 6: ankle lock immediately. We gotta protect everybody at least.
Speaker 2: You're a damn good wrestler too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, tru, we know we're not worried about the
Speaker 1: physical aspect.
Speaker 2: We can do that. We can't play into that mode,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think this fucking week long locked in the house
Speaker 3: is the move with a series of competitions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you, recreate fucking recreate real you know rules,
Speaker 1: real world road rules.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we create that. There is strength in numbers too.
Speaker 6: We have a larger team than THEO and Caleb wherever
Speaker 6: he stands, well, we know where Caleb stands. Man right
Speaker 6: right now, theo's guy that he has working his computer.
Speaker 6: He could be a wild card. He's a he's a weapon.
Speaker 6: I will always give my props to him. I can't
Speaker 6: remember his name right now, but he's he's good.
Speaker 3: What what what gives you? What gives confidence in him?
Speaker 3: What has he done?
Speaker 2: Not much?
Speaker 6: Is that's that's what gives me confidence in him? And
Speaker 6: ever he barely speaks, And whenever he speaks, you're always.
Speaker 1: Like, wait, what hang on now? Really that's really you
Speaker 1: can you can? You can pay respects going into this thing.
Speaker 2: I'll take care of him.
Speaker 4: That would be.
Speaker 1: Mine, I'll think, don't even think about him. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I think that is the move. I think that'd be
Speaker 1: a good move. We'll see if Deal wants to get
Speaker 1: on board with doing something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be a tough sell because from everything
Speaker 3: I've heard, he's not a big fan of that portion
Speaker 3: of his life.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: But I think if we're trying to we're trying to
Speaker 1: juice this thing up and figure out ways.
Speaker 2: To solve this problem. Yeah, force him in the house,
Speaker 2: walk him in in a way he's getting out, go
Speaker 2: and kidnap him. Or something we could kidnap him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the plan, the thing I said before
Speaker 3: the South Carolina trip needs to happen. Yeah, however we
Speaker 3: go about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, agreed.
Speaker 3: I think that's all I can That's all I can
Speaker 3: say right now. That's all I can say right now.
Speaker 2: Oh no, No, I'm confused. This is why we got
Speaker 2: the bust comment. Honey.
Speaker 3: We got big beautiful brains though, Will, Yeah.
Speaker 4: We do.
Speaker 3: I'll mugging sleep on our brains now. Brother, We're gonna
Speaker 3: handle this ship because we can. We got some bricks
Speaker 3: up the sleep.
Speaker 1: Do you know I've been downplaying like the first fifteen
Speaker 1: to twenty minutes to wipe that out of your brain.
Speaker 2: Just know, I'm feel good. He's ready, folks. What are
Speaker 2: we doing again?
Speaker 3: Whatever do we don't mean? We don't need to make
Speaker 3: this whole podcast about the yo. We don't need to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: What do we talk about now? Then?
Speaker 4: Caleb?
Speaker 2: What are we going to do now? Yeah? Caleb?
Speaker 3: Also Caleb said no to you coming on a Sunday conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I you know, don't protect him.
Speaker 1: No, there's times where I can you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: like trying to protect him there, but I'm saying, like
Speaker 1: that's something to where I don't feel like you try
Speaker 1: and invite yourself on you either get either get the
Speaker 1: It's like getting getting invited to the Willy Walker fucking
Speaker 1: candy factory.
Speaker 2: You don't get invited to that. You have to find
Speaker 2: the goals, you know what I mean. Caleb.
Speaker 1: You can tell he's very much in his creative bag
Speaker 1: at all times, Like he's very selective about who he
Speaker 1: wants to approach and go after. He feels there's a
Speaker 1: spot on Sunday conversation for the boy one day. I'd
Speaker 1: be happy to do it, but like we can't. We
Speaker 1: can't hold that against it against him to No, I think.
Speaker 3: We'd all love to go into the conversation. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: waiting and playing the game you got to play. However,
Speaker 3: based on how this shakes out, this, this bridge might
Speaker 3: be burnt at the end between all of us. You
Speaker 3: and I might not make it through this. I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I'm trying to figure out my strategy to say
Speaker 3: what's going on right now? You know I got a
Speaker 3: big brain too. All they ignore the last thirty minutes
Speaker 3: of this podcast. I'm fucking in here working. You don't
Speaker 3: see what's going on on the top. There is some
Speaker 3: stuff going on. I can't even explain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was.
Speaker 1: More it was more of the shock of of seeenior boys,
Speaker 1: Caleb and George just going on, and.
Speaker 3: Who you have a relationship with, Like we're boys with
Speaker 3: both of them. We had Beast Club, Yeah, a prestigious group.
Speaker 3: But I saw the I saw the Kob deal relationship.
Speaker 3: You know, it's beautiful. They're a match made in heaven.
Speaker 1: Why why did you say had the Beast relationship? The
Speaker 1: Beast Caleb's boy, Jeff he had. He lives in Dallas, right, Dallas,
Speaker 1: Jeff Shoddy dude. Yeah, he's a fucking.
Speaker 2: Beast, big beast, Madam, He's the man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Caleb doesn't believe in waking up before nine am
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 2: So Caleb, he said he'd do it for a week.
Speaker 3: It was a punishment for him because when we were
Speaker 3: in Tucson for the Arizona Bowl, he said he was
Speaker 3: gonna drive back with us to Phoenix and I was sick,
Speaker 3: and I was like, all right, we'll wait for Caleb.
Speaker 3: Caleb's a boy. We could have a good time, get
Speaker 3: a little banged up at the house and like have
Speaker 3: some fucking vibes. Caleb bailed. So for the week he came,
Speaker 3: he did a good job, then he bailed. So Jeff's gone,
Speaker 3: Caleb's gone. That's just me and Will. My daughter's gotta
Speaker 3: go to school, all right, and I So I started
Speaker 3: doing earlier workouts in the last three weeks. This is
Speaker 3: the third week I've been doing it. So Beasts Club
Speaker 3: is essentially dead.
Speaker 1: So so Beast Club for four guys, four dudes, Taylor, Shody, Caleb,
Speaker 1: Caleb moved back to Florida.
Speaker 2: Oh that happened too.
Speaker 1: Caleb and I will work out probably around nine thirty
Speaker 1: or ten every day, but then when Taylor was ready
Speaker 1: to roll, he wanted to start going at eight.
Speaker 2: I was good with going eight because you go earlier
Speaker 2: and you.
Speaker 1: Want to go, you want to get that part of
Speaker 1: your day done. HElib didn't want to do that, but
Speaker 1: I was going for probably a week's trade. It was
Speaker 1: just me and Taylor of going at eight in the morning.
Speaker 1: But then Caleb got back in the mix. Before he
Speaker 1: moved back down to Florida, his boy Jeff Shoddy came
Speaker 1: into town and he wanted to be party.
Speaker 2: He wanted to get a lift in too, because the
Speaker 2: boy likes to fucking Yeah, you can tell he's fucking
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: He was the linebacker at North Carolina stud Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so when he was in town on all four of
Speaker 1: us would go work out at eight. Caleb was like,
Speaker 1: I will start working out at eight, but only for
Speaker 1: this week.
Speaker 4: But one.
Speaker 1: We were all around each other, there, around each other
Speaker 1: every day. We just said we are the Beast Club.
Speaker 1: And then we made a group chat. There was Jeff, dude,
Speaker 1: Jeff came up with that name. He would call everything beasts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just everything's beast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that is he would do one exercise and
Speaker 3: then want to be that heavy a weight to go be.
Speaker 1: In a Beast Club for a couple of weeks or
Speaker 1: a few weeks.
Speaker 3: It was probably less than a few weeks, yeah, and
Speaker 3: then less than a couple of weeks. I think it
Speaker 3: was one week, yeah, because he was the time for
Speaker 3: like five days.
Speaker 2: And then Caleb moved back.
Speaker 1: Taylor works out of five now, so there's just and
Speaker 1: Jeff doesn't live here, so they're just that's why there's
Speaker 1: no more Beast Club. It's dead, dude. My daughter's got
Speaker 1: to go to school. I don't even know if we
Speaker 1: talked about how Beast Club is even fourmed TAYLB does
Speaker 1: not live here. Yeah, what a prestigious group though for
Speaker 1: a week huh four in our group chat talking about
Speaker 1: be stuff all the time. And you want to know
Speaker 1: something to Caleb going on on Theo's Show. Yeah, is
Speaker 1: after he was on THEO Show because we had dinner
Speaker 1: the night before, He's like, I'm gonna go on, uh
Speaker 1: Theo's Pod. And then afterwards he's like, would you want
Speaker 1: to get a like a sauna session in at Boost,
Speaker 1: Like I know it's late, you don't like to do
Speaker 1: later in the day, blah blah blah. He's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I just come from Theo's Pod and come over and
Speaker 1: hang with Rue and hang into my flight at.
Speaker 2: Like six thirty or something like this. What a friend.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, I'm downe with that.
Speaker 1: But then he does the pod and as you guys
Speaker 1: heard on this past weekend, they're talking about the two
Speaker 1: cold the two cold.
Speaker 2: Plunches he has.
Speaker 1: He was like, Oh, I'm going out to do cold
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit the cold water and I Caleb never
Speaker 1: even came over, So then I see he went to
Speaker 1: Theo's after that to Cold plunge even more. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like, Ah, it's a slap in the face. Man,
Speaker 1: it's a slap in the face. And I hate finding
Speaker 1: out that.
Speaker 3: I think it's like the third time he's done something
Speaker 3: to you like that, the first Arizonable one. I think
Speaker 3: there was one time too. He just like got up
Speaker 3: and left your house Arizona Bowl. Nah, nothing with the house.
Speaker 1: He would he was like kind of off the restservation
Speaker 1: multiple times when it came to like working out and
Speaker 1: us doing like the accoun of build buddy stuff because
Speaker 1: he would like going his Sunday conversation trips and he
Speaker 1: come back he's like, oh, I need to get back
Speaker 1: into it, and him getting back into it was essentially just
Speaker 1: rolling out and doing some stretches, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But man, the more we talk about Beast Club, the
Speaker 3: more you realize it really wasn't what we thought it was.
Speaker 1: I know, man, it was like a core core moment.
Speaker 1: That's us, you know what I mean. You come from
Speaker 1: and just same with Shoddy. You come from that mold
Speaker 1: of like the locker room, and you want the boys.
Speaker 1: You want the fucking chemistry of getting jacked, and you
Speaker 1: want it to be what we thought it was, but
Speaker 1: now we know it never was. I think if Jeff
Speaker 1: lived here story on the graphic. Hey, can we get
Speaker 1: the graphic of the quote. I said that you know
Speaker 1: that one time?
Speaker 2: Would you say? I think it was on the Brian
Speaker 2: Callen episode. Somebody knows.
Speaker 1: No, it's just an opportunity or said something. I said,
Speaker 1: put that on the graphics. It sounds like we did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what else is there to talk about? What were what
Speaker 1: were we ending on the other day? On Tuesday, we
Speaker 1: were talking about and I said, no save it?
Speaker 4: Would you rather go?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, would you rather go back in time?
Speaker 4: And then you said your superpower would be to manipulate time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it definitely would. And then you had another one though, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like go pack going if you go
Speaker 4: into the past, would you want to go like before
Speaker 4: you were born? Or go to a time when you
Speaker 4: were a certain age? But when you went back to
Speaker 4: that age you were, you had to relive that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you couldn't go back to like Taylor couldn't go back
Speaker 4: to when he was thirteen. You have to be thirteen.
Speaker 2: Thirteen years Another one that came into the fall.
Speaker 3: It was what it was I was talking about the
Speaker 3: superpower I was talking about powers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But
Speaker 3: I do want to touch on the going back in
Speaker 3: time thing one more time.
Speaker 2: Thought about it more I have, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 3: I thought about it a little bit last night. And
Speaker 3: here's my question, because my original thought was, rather go
Speaker 3: back in time, and in my head, you could go
Speaker 3: right back to the present and then kind of manipulate
Speaker 3: back and forth, or go to the future and see
Speaker 3: what's going on and go back and so. But you
Speaker 3: jumped in a couple of things and you said, once
Speaker 3: you go back in time to a certain age, you
Speaker 3: can't go back now. And you're hypothetical, can you go
Speaker 3: past you before you were born and then go back
Speaker 3: to the present because there's nothing to live?
Speaker 1: Mine was, yeah, mine was I want to say somebody
Speaker 1: in the back through in that wrinkle, like, can you
Speaker 1: go back even beyond? Because then that's when we started
Speaker 1: talking about, you know, if somebody beat you in the
Speaker 1: sperm count.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh.
Speaker 1: My hypothetical would be it's from birth, like in your life,
Speaker 1: like what state of being only you could go back to.
Speaker 2: In your own body? What would I go?
Speaker 3: Know, you're asking a different question than then just the
Speaker 3: hypothetical would you rather go in the future or go
Speaker 3: in the.
Speaker 1: Past past I'm talking past yourself, past self, anywhere in
Speaker 1: the past self or anywhere to your future self.
Speaker 3: And you have to like, so once you other your
Speaker 3: future self, you have to keep living. I don't know, Oh,
Speaker 3: it totally makes sense.
Speaker 1: My wrinkle was, would you rather travel back in time?
Speaker 2: Mitch.
Speaker 3: This is why people tune into this podcast.
Speaker 2: Would you rather go back in time or jump forward
Speaker 2: to the future.
Speaker 1: I feel like the consensus there is travel back in
Speaker 1: time because you can basically figure everything out. My wrinkle
Speaker 1: that through and it was like, hey, once you travel
Speaker 1: back in time, you have to stay there and relive it,
Speaker 1: just to balance the fucking jump to the future. That
Speaker 1: was my whole That's all I was trying to do
Speaker 1: well and trying to make like another one to make
Speaker 1: it more confusing.
Speaker 3: So you jump to the future and jump right back though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd say so, then you almost would want to live
Speaker 3: in the future.
Speaker 2: Classic hot tup time machine.
Speaker 9: Yeah, going forward and going back in time to create
Speaker 9: Loogal instead of Google.
Speaker 1: But did they stay there in the hot Tough time machine.
Speaker 1: I don't think they did. It came back to their
Speaker 1: present self Yeah, because they put the loose state. Yeah,
Speaker 1: loose did stay.
Speaker 3: Stay back and that's how you got legal and Molly
Speaker 3: Lou I think ye, Motley, So.
Speaker 2: What's go back? I'd go back.
Speaker 3: I'd go back in time and then relive everything.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I would love that. Good question. You
Speaker 2: heard Will talk about his eighth grade. Yeah, his dad
Speaker 2: pumping him up for sports. When we recorded the intro
Speaker 2: the other day. He's reliving that.
Speaker 1: And uh, when we talk about favorite grades, I'd have
Speaker 1: to look back at my tear talk. But I want
Speaker 1: to say eighth grade was Eighth grade was a year
Speaker 1: for your boy. Would you go back to Nebraska?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, brother, Yeah I would. You've been to Berry's.
Speaker 2: Here's what happened.
Speaker 3: If you go back in time with the same brain
Speaker 3: you have now, obviously you still love Nebraska, but you're
Speaker 3: gonna go about your business in a much different way.
Speaker 3: Imagine you're having all the football experience you've had, going
Speaker 3: back in time and basically getting to redo it. Knowing
Speaker 3: everything you're gonna you're gonna be, but you're gonna be
Speaker 3: the number one kid in the country.
Speaker 2: You're you.
Speaker 1: You know, you still gotta make your same choices like
Speaker 1: you would have to still go by the same stuff.
Speaker 3: No, that makes no sense than you're just going back
Speaker 3: and you're basically watching your movie of your life. The
Speaker 3: whole point of going back is like redoing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's not like there's not a lot of
Speaker 1: shit that I would redo, Like I would just love
Speaker 1: to again with the boys.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of shit you'd hang back, hang with
Speaker 3: the boys and stuff like that. But you'd also know
Speaker 3: that type of situation, you know, like eighth grade. Eighth
Speaker 3: grade was my least favorite year of school. I would
Speaker 3: go back and I would own that, shipping up, like
Speaker 3: figure out a new way to like make it way better.
Speaker 3: Then I'd go to high school already in shape, not
Speaker 3: being a little fat tubby kid and ripping crushing it,
Speaker 3: probably being all state my freshman year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'd still try hard as fuck. Like
Speaker 1: it's I don't feel like you can rewrite your ceiling.
Speaker 1: What do you have said about I don't even know
Speaker 1: what's going on. You're like, you're like pissed off. I
Speaker 1: just feel like you've made it. You've made nothing. Like
Speaker 1: you've made nothing. You mean by what you're saying, I
Speaker 1: don't want to go in back in time. Name, I'll
Speaker 1: just go to the future. What the future, I'll come.
Speaker 4: Back Like what we're Taylor and I are saying, like
Speaker 4: you go back to like like do things differently, Whereas
Speaker 4: what you're saying is you want to go back just
Speaker 4: to relive it again.
Speaker 1: I would do both, like I would do things differently
Speaker 1: and relive it like I thought my fucking eighth grade
Speaker 1: years and shit, I thought that stuff ripped.
Speaker 2: Bro Get more hoes, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: but you couldn't based on what you said. He said
Speaker 2: you can't change anything. Non't say you can't change anything.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, is that subjective?
Speaker 1: Like you travel back to an age and you get
Speaker 1: to be that person throughout now, but you know in
Speaker 1: the same brain you have right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we were saying. And then you threw
Speaker 3: the little nugget and match my acting crazy right now?
Speaker 3: Is what's going on? Maybe it was just misinterpreted, but
Speaker 3: on this podcast.
Speaker 4: I thought you said that. I thought that you said
Speaker 4: you wanted to just go back to eighth grade and
Speaker 4: just live exactly how you did it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, because he's like, uh, I think you're
Speaker 1: what did you say?
Speaker 3: Like you could be you could, like I basically said, like, essentially,
Speaker 3: you could be like the number one kid in high.
Speaker 2: School football go back to Yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think that happened because I still tried to
Speaker 1: fucking do that, like trying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that brain you have now in all the like,
Speaker 3: you know how to work better than you did back then,
Speaker 3: right right, right, So yeah it would be better, but
Speaker 3: I'm more instinct, but you'd be a better football.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is like I would still go
Speaker 2: to Nebraska. I would. I think that's what really threw
Speaker 2: him off.
Speaker 3: I think that's really once I said you wouldn't go
Speaker 3: to Nebraska, you fucking your hardware got rewired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think no matter what, you get to choose
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do, you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 3: I'm back on past. Yeah, I'm back on the past.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got lost a little bit, but now.
Speaker 2: We were, Now we're back.
Speaker 3: I just got really confused when he's like you just
Speaker 3: gotta Essentially he's like you, basically, I'll watch the movie
Speaker 3: of life and just enjoy it, Like I'll just go
Speaker 3: to the future and come back then.
Speaker 1: No, No, I mean yeah, I would go back to
Speaker 1: eighth grade and not fucking be in eighth grade, and
Speaker 1: I would fucking.
Speaker 2: Get host it hose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who uh, who's the one you're thinking about.
Speaker 2: There's no one that I'm thinking about.
Speaker 3: It wasn't one that you were like, damn, she's an
Speaker 3: absolute smoke show.
Speaker 1: Now mind maybe from another school, think about that, maybe
Speaker 1: somewhere in the county. Maybe I get outside the county
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Bro, think about this, though you're thirty three, it's more
Speaker 3: Oh you're thirty three.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: You go back to eighth grade with your thirty three
Speaker 3: year old brain and now you're with thirteen year old girls.
Speaker 3: You're gonna look at these thirteen year old girls like, Bro,
Speaker 3: y'all are so young, and you're not gonna make it weird.
Speaker 3: What do you mean making it weird? Don't fucking do that.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it on the entire game of going
Speaker 3: back in the past.
Speaker 1: Sorry for doing that. Let me reiterate what you said.
Speaker 1: So I'm taking my thirty three year old body an
Speaker 1: adult brain, and I'm going back and seeing thirteen year
Speaker 1: olds and I'm thinking I'm assuming that, like, oh, you
Speaker 1: guys are really young, because I have an adult brain. Now,
Speaker 1: so it seems a little pedophilia is yeah, but we're not.
Speaker 2: But you're not.
Speaker 3: You're thirteen. But also you still have your brain you
Speaker 3: have right now, so you're still thirteen. You're still barely
Speaker 3: getting pubic hair. However, your thirty three year old brain,
Speaker 3: would you be really trying to get hose or would
Speaker 3: you see the moms and trying to get to moms?
Speaker 1: Probably both, you know what I mean, Like if you
Speaker 1: got it just depends on the game, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But I think you're having a hell of
Speaker 1: a time just reliving life. Yeah, because everybody's like, man,
Speaker 1: if I go everybody thinks, man, if I could go
Speaker 1: back with the knowledge that I have now, like things
Speaker 1: that they would redo, things that they would rewrite, go
Speaker 1: about differently, you get to do all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, that'd be fucking rat. Going back in the
Speaker 3: past is the move?
Speaker 9: Do you think going back in the past with the
Speaker 9: brain you have now, do you think you would make
Speaker 9: decisions that you would be proud of? Like, you know,
Speaker 9: do you think you would make better decisions? Or would
Speaker 9: you make a decision and later in life still be
Speaker 9: like fuck, I.
Speaker 3: Think I think the inevitable of like making a decision
Speaker 3: and being like, fuck, when.
Speaker 2: You're older, I would play.
Speaker 3: I would obviously make better decisions, but I would also
Speaker 3: make some probably worse.
Speaker 2: Decisions knowing, yeah, knowing.
Speaker 3: In my head, Like because everything's so amplified when you're
Speaker 3: a teenager, you can literally just see a blinders on.
Speaker 2: You don't see the big really the big picture.
Speaker 3: You have your dream or whatever you want to accomplish, right,
Speaker 3: but really like those teenage years, just from a developmental standpoint,
Speaker 3: you really can't see past the week. And so I
Speaker 3: would be able to look past the week and be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I could definitely do this and I'm gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: Like the risk to reward ratio that I would play
Speaker 3: in my head that seems so much bigger in the
Speaker 3: risk category B thirty one, I'd be like this, it's
Speaker 3: not gonna matter if I do this, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally all right, Yeah, I like zooming out and
Speaker 2: just saying it.
Speaker 3: See, Yeah, you'd be able to zoom out and you
Speaker 3: remember high school like you really like you think, I
Speaker 3: gotta get through these weeks? Am I gonna do these practices?
Speaker 3: I gotta work out. I gotta make sure you get
Speaker 3: the homework done, and then wouldn't you get around Wednesday?
Speaker 3: It's like looking forward to the weekend. How are we
Speaker 3: gonna get Anthony Stevens brother to go buy us beer?
Speaker 3: How are we gonna find beer this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You know? Yeah, man, what things would I do?
Speaker 3: That's a fun thought, dude, It's a fun thought to
Speaker 3: go back and be like, mane.
Speaker 2: Would you guys do anything drastically different? I think i'd
Speaker 2: go to the future.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, seems safe for that way.
Speaker 2: That way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually not a bad point.
Speaker 2: I'm just too curious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And if, like, if I went back to when
Speaker 3: I was thirteen, I would live those eighteen years, and
Speaker 3: once I got back to thirty one, I'd be like,
Speaker 3: fuck now, I really don't know what's gonna happen. But
Speaker 3: you you can go forward and then come back. Oh
Speaker 3: I didn't like that. I'm gonna change some shit up.
Speaker 2: We're just but there's an argument for road right now.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the side. Yay, we're just in a Lincoln
Speaker 2: car commercial with Matthew. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Times you gotta go back, Yeah, because when you get
Speaker 1: to this present moment, it's not like the world has
Speaker 1: fast forwarded on you.
Speaker 2: Like we're still here, like it mean nothing.
Speaker 1: Like me, I would love to go back because I
Speaker 1: know when I get banged up and I reminisce and
Speaker 1: I think about the nostalgia, like I fucking I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: you don't get these moments back, bro, You don't get
Speaker 1: you don't get all them fucking when you're with the
Speaker 1: boys in different parts of your life, and then when
Speaker 1: they're gone and now you like look back, you're like, man,
Speaker 1: I wish this group is kind of still together. And
Speaker 1: you didn't know that that last time you hung out
Speaker 1: was probably gonna be the last, probably can count on
Speaker 1: one or two hands the last time you'll ever see
Speaker 1: them again. You know what I mean. And you don't
Speaker 1: know it at that point. But then when you go
Speaker 1: back and you're in those moments, you can fucking you know.
Speaker 1: You get up there giving a hell of a speech,
Speaker 1: trying to get the boys right, and maybe you tell
Speaker 1: a couple of your best friends like, hey, I know
Speaker 1: what goes down, bro, Like.
Speaker 2: One of them will believe you. Yeah, one of them
Speaker 2: will believe you.
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is something something light, something minuscule,
Speaker 1: like a couple of bets are like, and you're not
Speaker 1: actually betting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, hey.
Speaker 1: Watch this, bro, Like so and so and so and
Speaker 1: so is gonna get caught up right here. Just watch
Speaker 1: something something in the high school bubble, something in the
Speaker 1: national news, like you call it a couple of things,
Speaker 1: and you're just like.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, bro, like join me. I'm about to kid.
Speaker 1: You're starting to go but like, that's why I want
Speaker 1: to go back, because I'm a I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I would love it.
Speaker 3: I know when you got to that point and you're like,
Speaker 3: because you're not gonna remember every single thing. You can
Speaker 3: remember the last time you hung out. But like while
Speaker 3: you're hanging out with your always you're thinking, is this
Speaker 3: last time? Know this happened? I remember actually this happening,
Speaker 3: And then you get to that last time and when
Speaker 3: it finally clicks, this is the last time, and you're
Speaker 3: gonna be so sad.
Speaker 4: Sad, Bro, you can make the effort to go back
Speaker 4: and like make sure it's not sure.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I think there'd be a little
Speaker 1: bit more urgency about stuff. Yeah, but you'd also have
Speaker 1: to keep perspective on, like not trying to force something,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There'd be a balance, but
Speaker 1: I'd like, that's why I want to go back.
Speaker 2: It's definitely an algia, guys.
Speaker 3: It's definitely way more complicated to go back than it
Speaker 3: is for Yeah, there's definitely a level of like just you.
Speaker 2: Don't want to fuck something up. It's not like I
Speaker 2: don't want to be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you don't want to end up like where
Speaker 1: you go down a different path, you know what I
Speaker 1: mean again, Hot top time machine.
Speaker 9: They bet on the football game because they thought they
Speaker 9: knew what happened, and a squirrel came out of nowhere
Speaker 9: and ruined the game, and then they found themselves in
Speaker 9: the bathroom to go ahead.
Speaker 2: It would be you.
Speaker 1: The only thing though, you guys want to know. You
Speaker 1: guys want to know the truth about I dread about
Speaker 1: going back. Yeah, that's why we're here them GPP workouts
Speaker 1: all road lead back to the school too. But when
Speaker 1: you figure that out, you figure that out, yeah my ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't have that hard of a time at school,
Speaker 3: and I did terrible once. I did so terrible and
Speaker 3: it still worked out. Like I know, like if I
Speaker 3: went back, I'd be like, yo, I could just do bad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: But when you want to be out right, you want
Speaker 3: to be more intentional because you like, I would definitely
Speaker 3: be more intentional.
Speaker 1: You think back at the time, you're like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I wish like you develop more in certain areas where
Speaker 1: it's like if I would have took that a little
Speaker 1: bit more serious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. How many things do you change about your
Speaker 3: past where your future now is not the same?
Speaker 1: I think I think just attachment. I think just attachment.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Jakes, Yo?
Speaker 3: That is like the Nmber one thing when you never
Speaker 3: one thing that goes through dous heads when they like
Speaker 3: want to go back to like Yo, I would fuck.
Speaker 1: It's so many probably wouldn't because you see, your boy
Speaker 1: would be saving up his little bank account just to
Speaker 1: get new teeth as early as possible.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Bro?
Speaker 3: You bout type of like Austin Powers and he looks
Speaker 3: in the.
Speaker 2: Mirror like ah fuck man, yeahs.
Speaker 1: Again yeah, but like you know how you're in the
Speaker 1: small town world, like everything is like that one Tree Hills,
Speaker 1: Smallville life.
Speaker 2: Shout out them shows, they're fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: But you're trying to get like you're trying to give
Speaker 1: it the pretty girl in that town or whatever. You
Speaker 1: never think outside of like the county or the town,
Speaker 1: so you are attached. I'm just saying I would have
Speaker 1: the perspective of knowing, like things are gonna work out right,
Speaker 1: so that what you get, you know, get in your bag.
Speaker 3: I probably stick to my town for a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had some unfinished business back then. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, what a fucking weird deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's that's a conversation that is had, bro
Speaker 1: Yeah all the time.
Speaker 2: That's a locker room conversation. Yeah, that's a locker room conversation.
Speaker 2: What about JP would you have back or forward?
Speaker 6: I'm going back for sure a lot of the same
Speaker 6: reasons as will. I'd shout out to my parents. I
Speaker 6: had a great childhood. Knowing what I know now, it
Speaker 6: would be even better. And I would kill to go
Speaker 6: back to mainly just like the summertime when you're in
Speaker 6: like elementary school, hanging out at the pool all day.
Speaker 2: That's what I want to go back.
Speaker 1: That's a fair point too, because yeah, yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: very fair point. That's a good point going back.
Speaker 3: What's one thing. Do you have a thing in mind
Speaker 3: that you would change?
Speaker 2: The thing I would change.
Speaker 6: I don't know, like the thing that sticks out of
Speaker 6: my head the most is working a job my senior
Speaker 6: year because it stressed me out so much because I
Speaker 6: was working and playing football and playing travel soccer and
Speaker 6: I was just like miserable for six months, Like I
Speaker 6: probably wouldn't go work that job.
Speaker 2: Yeah fuck that job.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, it was hard to get us some of
Speaker 10: them job lifes. Dude, fuck never working out a rest
Speaker 10: thrown again? Boy is slaying some stuff at movie gallery now?
Speaker 10: Or did a sushi place for two weeks? I quit
Speaker 10: California role specialist. Yeah, I was a bus boya. I
Speaker 10: didn't even go in to get my frit really didn't
Speaker 10: like I didn't quit. I just stop showing up. I
Speaker 10: never picked up my first check. It was never about
Speaker 10: the money for you.
Speaker 3: There's a sushi place in Scott said Arizona that owe
Speaker 3: me about one hundred and thirty six dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get that. Jack. Is there anything you go
Speaker 2: back or would you go back? Are you jumping forward?
Speaker 5: I was back, but then Garrett made a good point.
Speaker 5: Once he was back once, It's like that's it, like
Speaker 5: one you can't go you're gonna go back multiple times?
Speaker 2: I mean I guess you could, but.
Speaker 5: You're just feel like then you're just reliving almost like
Speaker 5: the same like first general years.
Speaker 2: If you're going forward, especially.
Speaker 5: For me, like being diabetic, I'm going and finding that
Speaker 5: cure and coming back and having a normal health life now.
Speaker 5: So I know that's kind of like a weird spinoff,
Speaker 5: but he really put that in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you didn't just say, but you say it,
Speaker 1: I know, like and not to even make it more work.
Speaker 1: But when he's once he said parents, there's something like
Speaker 1: I would rashly be intentional about like after my mom's
Speaker 1: knee surgery, Like you're like the blood, the stuff that
Speaker 1: keeps everything flowing correctly so you don't get cloths and
Speaker 1: shit like that. You're able to see that now and
Speaker 1: maybe change it. But then that's like some butterfly effect
Speaker 1: type shit. Yeah, but the only positive is that Final Destinations.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but the only positive that is that it
Speaker 1: was like a year and a half ago, or it
Speaker 1: wasn't like forever ago to where I feel like not
Speaker 1: a whole lot would.
Speaker 5: But there's also the issue like let's say like I
Speaker 5: try and go fifty years in the future and you
Speaker 5: go and it's just it's just black everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, that would be scary. Yeah, I mean, like
Speaker 2: like the world ended, like some what's that? What's that?
Speaker 1: Like Superheroes TV show where they all like live in
Speaker 1: this mansion.
Speaker 2: It's on Netflix. They see the Academy, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Umbrella Academy where they see the future and it's like
Speaker 1: you can gone, and they're trying to like, you know,
Speaker 1: get everybody together to figure it out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it takes a small mind to follow that show.
Speaker 5: But anyways, Mitch's back here going.
Speaker 2: Mitch goes, that was way too hard to follow the show. Oh,
Speaker 2: oh dude, you got a big head. Dude, you should
Speaker 2: be able to keep up with that. Yeah, you do,
Speaker 2: got a noggin.
Speaker 4: Because I got a big head doesn't mean it's work.
Speaker 3: You made the point. Because I got a big head
Speaker 3: doesn't mean it. But we can't be turning on each
Speaker 3: other right now. We needed to be stronger than ever.
Speaker 3: Oh you think it's already got us.
Speaker 2: He's already got us, he said us.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I'm in this with you.
Speaker 2: I'm in this with you.
Speaker 3: Should we hit an ad well, I want to hear
Speaker 3: what Mitch, Mitch would do.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll get back to it as right after this
Speaker 1: a because then we hit the ad and we're good
Speaker 1: to go.
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Speaker 2: Good it go. I love that, Mitch. Forward or backward?
Speaker 2: Where would you go? Right to the past? Easy? Yeah,
Speaker 2: all the reasons we've talked about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think overall, I think I would want to
Speaker 4: go to the past, but like before I was born.
Speaker 2: But then there's a sperm thing we talked about last park. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's but like go back, you're trying to see before
Speaker 2: you were born.
Speaker 4: I want to, like just some of the stories, some
Speaker 4: of the stories my dad tells when he was a kid.
Speaker 4: I would just like want to be friends with him
Speaker 4: and just do that ship with him.
Speaker 2: Dude, if I went back look up to your dad, huh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he likes the story like he grew up in Philly.
Speaker 2: You're in his sack.
Speaker 3: But established that you can't go back, that's what that's
Speaker 3: what throws that's what throws because we will did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, You're yeah, you're no, You're right. I'm
Speaker 1: just he wants to go back, so I want to
Speaker 1: hear the reason. Yeah, okay, I'm just trying to hear
Speaker 1: the reasoning of why.
Speaker 4: He wants like the stories he tells of him, Like,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get in disciples. Man.
Speaker 4: He like he drove it struck down like the art
Speaker 4: museum steps, Like he would like rip around a dirt
Speaker 4: bike through the city of Philly and then like just
Speaker 4: go to the back of the house while the cops
Speaker 4: like ran by. Just some of the shit he did
Speaker 4: with his friends just sound so cool, and I would
Speaker 4: just love to be a part of it and like
Speaker 4: just be along with it for the ride.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's cool. Look that for your old man, dude.
Speaker 2: He'll love to hear. He'll love that. He will love that.
Speaker 3: Would you fight your dad? Are you now? And then
Speaker 3: your dad? Would you fight your dad? Because I'd go back.
Speaker 3: I beat Dave's ass. He and I would go toad.
Speaker 2: At his age right now. But who's winning?
Speaker 4: Like if me me at twenty four and him at
Speaker 4: fifty something, No.
Speaker 2: Him at twenty four and you at twenty.
Speaker 4: Four, Oh, me, me, My dad was small.
Speaker 2: I would you get the bake head from your mom?
Speaker 4: Probably? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My dad always says how like scrawny he was as
Speaker 4: a kid.
Speaker 3: But but he was just like doing bad shit, but
Speaker 3: fun bad shit.
Speaker 4: He wasn't like a bad kid. He was just ripping from.
Speaker 1: One store and he was running from the cops. Hit
Speaker 1: the bikes in the middle of Philly.
Speaker 2: Dirt bikes in the middle of Philly.
Speaker 4: I mean he like, I don't know, I would definitely
Speaker 4: kick his ass.
Speaker 1: Now, hell yeah, hell yeah, twenty four balls are you
Speaker 1: twenty four?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: For sure, no doubt. Are you beating Bill? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Bill was like bodyman to say that, bro, I whoop
Speaker 1: his ass now, like I got roll him down the
Speaker 1: hill now, But back then, no, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go that.
Speaker 4: FDA was like riding dirt bikes and stuff, so his
Speaker 4: like forearms and like upper bodies, like endurance. But like
Speaker 4: I think overall, I think I got got more on.
Speaker 2: Him or was riding dirt bikes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, there's a photo of my dad when he
Speaker 3: was at Minnesota. He was fucking rocked up. I think
Speaker 3: my dad would have been my ass.
Speaker 2: When he's Yeah, I think my dad was like playing
Speaker 2: teen nineteen then.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, I don't know if my dad would get me
Speaker 2: as teenagers.
Speaker 1: I think when he's an adult, I think he you know,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go as far as say I'd get my
Speaker 1: old man because I was also a little kid like, oh,
Speaker 1: my dad would take your dad, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like tip of the Captain the old man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad would drop me.
Speaker 3: Even to this day right now, my dad JP Hufy
Speaker 3: has no friends.
Speaker 2: You told me.
Speaker 6: He goes to the gym and I swear he legit,
Speaker 6: shows up, talks to a couple of people, knocks out
Speaker 6: to twenty five on the bench a couple of times,
Speaker 6: and then just goes and hangs out some more and
Speaker 6: he just stay he's like sixty six years old now
Speaker 6: sixty five, goes upstairs to twenty five.
Speaker 2: So got it, let's go talk dude strong.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, that is kind of that's that's dope.
Speaker 2: I think. I think when I for being able to
Speaker 2: whoop JP. Yeah, by this day, my time has come
Speaker 2: a feat I think.
Speaker 3: Eighteen year old day Verse eighteenyear old Taylor, eighteen year
Speaker 3: old Dave's winning.
Speaker 2: Just from what I've seen. I have no photo.
Speaker 1: I know looks like, Yeah, he's a good looking kind
Speaker 1: of yeah s rocked up. Yeah yeah, he definitely he
Speaker 1: slays too.
Speaker 2: He does. Man.
Speaker 3: I was talking to him one day. I was like,
Speaker 3: what do you do. He goes, I'm going out to
Speaker 3: Dallas to meet a girl. I was like, oh cool,
Speaker 3: and he goes, just without unsolicited text, she's your age.
Speaker 8: I go, Okay, Dave, sugar Daddy, he's out there working.
Speaker 8: He's out there working. Hey, I'll put your damn street slaying.
Speaker 8: He's gonna hate that. Make sure you keep it in though.
Speaker 8: Supposed to put my name out there.
Speaker 3: That's my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna find out. Now, Jack, what about you?
Speaker 2: You think you beat up your dad?
Speaker 5: I think at eighteen he might have me because I
Speaker 5: was pretty skinny. Then at twenty eight I'm rocking his ship.
Speaker 5: I mean he was married at that point. He sees
Speaker 5: me in the gym. I also have like four inches
Speaker 5: on my dad, so like, I'm a lot taller.
Speaker 2: The reach is there. If you hear this, Dad, if
Speaker 2: you wanna catch these hands, dog.
Speaker 5: Dog there, I'll give him as far as at eighteen,
Speaker 5: I think he'd piece me up.
Speaker 3: He was usually using athletic dude. Then then that's gotta
Speaker 3: be tougher. He's gonna hear that.
Speaker 2: He's like that. Damn I still daughter.
Speaker 1: One time, we were fucking clowning around in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: We were me and my boy, Me and my boy,
Speaker 1: Me and my boys were clowning around in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: We were playing fucking Grand Theft Auto. We had all
Speaker 1: the cheet codes in, we got the we got the
Speaker 1: jet pack on. We're all hyped up. But it's late
Speaker 1: at night. My dad comes in, Hey, keep it down,
Speaker 1: and uh he leaves the room. Yeah, he leaves the room.
Speaker 1: But we have the giggles, like it's at the time
Speaker 1: of night. We have the fucking giggle best. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know, you couldn't hear like you could hear everything
Speaker 1: in the house, no matter what room you're in, and
Speaker 1: we're still having a good time. He said, Hey, I
Speaker 1: thought I told you to keep it down. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, Dad, Like you know, we're just all right.
Speaker 1: But I have a little smirk on my face because
Speaker 1: we have the giggles.
Speaker 2: We're all quiet. The game. The game's pause.
Speaker 1: One time, the game's now passing our time and you
Speaker 1: just hear stuff happening and you're like, are all right,
Speaker 1: I'll keep it down. And I'm a junior in high
Speaker 1: school like you no, no, bro, I'm yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: a junior in high school. Third time, he comes in,
Speaker 1: he's like, I thought, I told you to fucking keep
Speaker 1: it down. He's like, I was like, guys, hey, we
Speaker 1: gotta keep that.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: He walks in the room. He walks in the room.
Speaker 1: He walks in the room and he's stands, he stands,
Speaker 1: he stands in front of me like this. He's like,
Speaker 1: I told you to fucking keep it down. And my
Speaker 1: boy is up against the wall behind my dad, just
Speaker 1: like sitting there.
Speaker 2: He's going down his face from Rotham. It was Logan
Speaker 2: who's going down his face from laughing.
Speaker 1: And he's trying to hold his left because he realized
Speaker 1: how serious the moment is. My dad's like, hey, come
Speaker 1: outside with me, dude. I get up, and as I'm
Speaker 1: and I was, I'm like getting up. You know how
Speaker 1: you're kind of like you're kind of like trying to
Speaker 1: stay a little front of him because you don't you
Speaker 1: don't want to like turn your back to him. He
Speaker 1: fucking like shoves me toward the door and we get
Speaker 1: like out in the room and the dude like stands
Speaker 1: over me, and I got like this fucking stance. I
Speaker 1: got like this stance like this, and I'm leaning back
Speaker 1: and he's like in my face and he's like, you
Speaker 1: ever feel like you want to shot at the title?
Speaker 2: Just let me know.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, Like I just got chills thinking about it.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, you ever want to shot the
Speaker 1: fucking title? You just let me know.
Speaker 2: And I was like.
Speaker 1: Dead, all right, Like we're just we're just playing games. Bro,
Speaker 1: Like you say, bro, no, you know. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know the bottom lip was. I was like all right, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: or yes, got you. He's scared as fuck.
Speaker 3: Scared, bro, fucking hairs in the back of your neck head,
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you ever want to shot at the It
Speaker 1: was a little dicey in that moment.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's a hell of a story. That is a
Speaker 2: hell of a story. Oh fuck man kidding. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: a tier one now. He watches all this stuff.
Speaker 4: When your dad would get mad at you when you
Speaker 4: were like young like that, it is the scariest thing
Speaker 4: about my dad like slapped me across the face three
Speaker 4: times before I even knew what happened. Damn, like got
Speaker 4: like put me up against the wall for just It's
Speaker 4: like the smallest things too. But like if when he
Speaker 4: wants to show you, like if you want the title,
Speaker 4: you gotta come. Yeah, yeah, Bro, he can do it
Speaker 4: like no problem.
Speaker 3: I remember I was like seven or eight years old
Speaker 3: and my brother and I did something bad while he
Speaker 3: was away, like on business or something. And my brother
Speaker 3: and I are watching TV in our parents' bedroom. My
Speaker 3: dad walks in calm, He's like, you guys are getting spanked.
Speaker 3: Who wants to go first? I was so fucking scared
Speaker 3: for my life. I like, push Bryce, I go, you go,
Speaker 3: you go. Bryce gets spanked. He starts crying. His cries
Speaker 3: made me feel even more scared. So I ran, Bro,
Speaker 3: I ran, I swear to God for an hour and
Speaker 3: a half, ran and hid, and Dave was just would
Speaker 3: just walk and follow me like Jason boorhe'es in Fire thirteenth.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: I would run, I ran down the stairs.
Speaker 3: I would get in like the living room, I'd push,
Speaker 3: I'd push the couch over and hide in the corner.
Speaker 2: And then I just hear him walking.
Speaker 3: Bro, the anxiety, and then all of a sudden, I
Speaker 3: would see his head notice where I'm at, and I
Speaker 3: would be up somewhere else where else am idyn go
Speaker 3: hide and just get a good sprint. He did not
Speaker 3: even catch a jog. By the time I got caught,
Speaker 3: my brother was back watching TV like nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3: And I caught those hands, I caught those bacons, I
Speaker 3: caught a couple eggs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, it's dicey growing up back in the day.
Speaker 2: What your dad doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when your parents get mad at you, damn.
Speaker 2: Or when your mom's like, go tell your dad.
Speaker 1: You're like god, no, please, no, no, you tell him?
Speaker 2: Will you come with me?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: You go tell him? Fuck bro.
Speaker 3: I would get in trouble with my mom and my
Speaker 3: dad was away. My mom would call the police.
Speaker 2: Do what not? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: To get screaming at her like angry, like having a
Speaker 3: temper tantrum, and she would literally call the police.
Speaker 1: Like seven or eight, I was gonna say, I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're like in high school looking the statue you
Speaker 1: know you're on, who knows what you're saying?
Speaker 2: Like, no, I'm a child.
Speaker 3: She would call the police and the police will come
Speaker 3: to the house and have to talk to me.
Speaker 2: Wow, just scare me. Yeah, he just scare him real quick.
Speaker 2: Him on the show. Yeah, put him on the hood
Speaker 2: of the car man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that getting in trouble with your parents sucked.
Speaker 2: Do we oh, do we need to do tear talk?
Speaker 1: All right, we are back Tier talk this week Top
Speaker 1: media personalities. If you see him on TV, that is
Speaker 1: a personality in the sports world. Back of the bus, JP,
Speaker 1: I don't know how many of you guys are going
Speaker 1: kick that thing off.
Speaker 2: Back of the bus.
Speaker 6: Tier three is no honorable mentions, No honorable mentions. I'm
Speaker 6: coff in this list here. Number three is one of
Speaker 6: the most underrated sportscasters. He also covers news, and he's
Speaker 6: covered the hardest of hitting news. We're going with realistic
Speaker 6: fish from Bikini Bottom. You've seen him and you remember him.
Speaker 6: He's an icon. Here too goes to my girl. Hey Adams,
Speaker 6: you're watching this. I think you're the greatest. I love
Speaker 6: your story. I'd love to go out to dinner with
Speaker 6: you one time when you come to Nashville. You are
Speaker 6: my second favorite sportscaster of all time. And I know
Speaker 6: you're asking yourself, why aren't you number one. You're not
Speaker 6: number one, because number one is Stuart Scott, the my
Speaker 6: favorite sportscaster of all time. In his book, I don't
Speaker 6: know if you guys have ever read it, but his
Speaker 6: autobiography is like one of the best books ever.
Speaker 3: So Stuart Scott's my tier one. Stuart Scott, the one
Speaker 3: with one eye. Yeah, the glass eye. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: good one. I thought it was current. I thought it
Speaker 3: was current. Uh word, I don't know why.
Speaker 2: What real word?
Speaker 6: Real or fake?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, like real or fake? Dead
Speaker 2: or alive. I know it was just opened up to
Speaker 2: the entire entire spectrum. Apologize for my creativity. Uh my
Speaker 2: word variety, diverse guys. Oh yeah, I guess you guys
Speaker 2: did it with him. Uh my list is.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I have an honorable mention.
Speaker 1: My my my list is all current sports media personalities
Speaker 1: out there doing it right now. But it is that's
Speaker 1: that's what it is, my honorable mention. It's just it's just, Uh,
Speaker 1: there's this guy. There's this ball guy. He runs a
Speaker 1: forty once a year and he I think he used
Speaker 1: to have a show on NFL network.
Speaker 2: I see it now.
Speaker 1: It's out on Twitter every now and then I see
Speaker 1: his show a lot on Twitter.
Speaker 2: I don't really see it on TV anymore.
Speaker 1: Uh, but my honorable mention goes to that ball that
Speaker 1: ball guy that runs a forty once a year. My
Speaker 1: Tier three is going to go to Colin Coward. I
Speaker 1: think Colin Coward's a beast. Anytime I'm actually trying to
Speaker 1: watch like people talk about sports and everything else and
Speaker 1: give objective opinions, I think my go to guys Colin Coward,
Speaker 1: and the dude's got like his brain, the way he
Speaker 1: operates and does all his analogies I fuck with it heavy,
Speaker 1: and he runs that show by himself. I think he's
Speaker 1: a stud. My tier two the boy Pat McAfee. I
Speaker 1: think the way he does it, the way he's done it,
Speaker 1: that is the north star in the world that we
Speaker 1: are in Pat McFee. He's a trailblazer from athlete, the
Speaker 1: media personality. The way he's been able to create the
Speaker 1: Pat McVie show with all of his boy shout out
Speaker 1: to all the boys over there, including Ajhawk. My tier
Speaker 1: two is Pat McAfee, my tier one, and my tier
Speaker 1: one is just I love Chaos. He's the most amable,
Speaker 1: he's the most he's got the most video clips, he's
Speaker 1: got the most comebacks. Is his word usage. The motherfucker
Speaker 1: is a dictionary and he's been doing it year in
Speaker 1: and year out, day in and day out for I
Speaker 1: want to say decades, but steven A. Smith, I think
Speaker 1: the chaos he creates. I absolutely love steven A.
Speaker 2: Smith.
Speaker 12: And that concludes my tier talk.
Speaker 2: I got to think about it. Transcendent HM honorable all right,
Speaker 2: damn it?
Speaker 1: Did you say ball guy runs a forty Alan Coward
Speaker 1: at McAfee steven A Smith.
Speaker 11: That's good, really good, Adam, I was sawid, I was solid. Okay, dictionary.
Speaker 3: My list is a little fucked up here, but I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do my best. My tier talk is uh best
Speaker 3: sports personalities, right, that's what we're doing, our media personalities.
Speaker 3: My honorable mention is going to go to Cotton McKnight
Speaker 3: from Dodgeball. He doesn't say a whole lot, but when
Speaker 3: he says something, it steals the stage. It steals everything,
Speaker 3: it feels the stage. Everything he says brings some sort
Speaker 3: of substance to the game of dodgeball on ESPN the Oho.
Speaker 3: That is why he is my honorable mention. My Tier
Speaker 3: three is Rod McCurdy, you might be wondering who that is.
Speaker 3: And if you go back to a couple of tier
Speaker 3: talks before, we talked about the best most inspirational sports
Speaker 3: media of all time. That is the man that commentates
Speaker 3: for the Halifax Highlanders in the movie Goon.
Speaker 2: He is incredible.
Speaker 3: He talks about when when the Canadian national anthem is
Speaker 3: fucked up, calls a borderline treason, hard hitting journalism. With him,
Speaker 3: He's always on his he always knows what he's doing.
Speaker 3: Phenomenal individual. My Tier two also is Pat McAfee, Like
Speaker 3: Will said Trailblazer north Star, Uh, given a lot more
Speaker 3: people that were athletes the confidence to go do a
Speaker 3: podcast and watching what he does, all those boys over
Speaker 3: there the call recall a j Hawk sitting there, always
Speaker 3: stoic and calm. Bailey breaks a smile anytime he talks
Speaker 3: the whole show. Absolutely incredible. My Tier one is going
Speaker 3: to go to one of my favorite actors of all
Speaker 3: time plays a pivot, pivotable, pivotal, a pivotal role in
Speaker 3: the movie Anchorman, and that is West Mantooth an Anchorman two.
Speaker 3: When he fucking has that cigarette in his hand, he goes,
Speaker 3: I know where I'm going when I die, So I
Speaker 3: am sure Shane an't worried about burning on Earth. I
Speaker 3: know I butchered that a little bit, but my god,
Speaker 3: what a fucking line by him.
Speaker 2: It's stealed in my brain. So that is my tear
Speaker 2: talk top heavy.
Speaker 4: On it.
Speaker 1: Two.
Speaker 2: I really liked.
Speaker 5: Uh fictional ish.
Speaker 1: Damn that was my word. Diverse Yeah, h strong fantasy,
Speaker 1: thanks boys, fdational fiction. What's a synonym? Synonym?
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: Fink was my first fake. I can't say fake. That
Speaker 1: kind of comes off a little different. Oh fantasy, that's
Speaker 1: gonna what's the opposite of reality fantasy?
Speaker 3: Well, boys, it's been a hell of a podcast. It's
Speaker 3: been it's been a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a hell of a podcast for everybody
Speaker 1: who loves the pre show to the show.
Speaker 3: This was just all of that without the interview. It
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