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We are in 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:34.680 the air everywhere as we b moviate all weekend long. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:38.839 Happy Saturday, Saturday Saturday, and welcome into the Magic podcast 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:42.480 Salt Mine here one foot in front of the other, 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:45.800 a spinoff of the radio show The Ben Maller Show. 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:48.280 We thank you for finding us, and you know, to 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.839 tell a friend. Word of mouth advertising the only budget 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:54.440 we have. You will never see a billboard, You will 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.840 never really hear any kind of commercial or watch a 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.320 commercial on TV. The marketing that we have is word 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.800 of mouth marketing. It's you telling your friends and enemies 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:06.679 to listen to the podcast. Hey, and I've told the 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:11.320 story be four that you know years ago, I used 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.160 to I was before I got married. I was, I was, 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.560 you know, dating random people, and somebody I dated reached 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.360 out to me a couple of months back because they 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.920 were on a date and the person they were with 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:24.040 a date on a date with they were asking they 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:28.920 were talking about podcasts, and the person recommended our podcast 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.240 and it was it was pretty cool. But that's word 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.959 of mouth advertising. David gascon West of the four oh 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:36.280 five is here on a Saturday, two days in a row. 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:40.319 It's amazing. I'm a little sore after yesterday's festivities. UM. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:44.039 I feel like we're in the high brush right now, 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.440 just kind of bobbing and we even through the weeds. Uh. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.640 To see any kind of random sniper fire, any kind 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:55.240 of gorilla combat tactics, UM, I would be really curious. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.560 I don't have these special access, but I'd love to 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.400 just be a be a fly on the all to 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:04.520 see what goes inside the ben mallor inbox after this weekend, 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:11.080 I am. I am bobbing and weaving, uh and attempting 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:15.960 to avoid looking at that. But yeah, the the Snowflake 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:18.680 Army and not gonna like listen. I thought it was great. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.440 I love talking to people that are smarter than me, 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.840 which is pretty much anybody. Um, pretty dumb. But Dr 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:28.000 gads at his life experience and people always want to 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.960 push back and this, that and the other thing. You know, 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.760 you know you're you're wrong because you don't agree with me, 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.000 and I was, But this guy's lived, he's walked the walk. 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:38.640 You know, he's a kid he grew up in in 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:42.040 Lebanon and saw what had happened to his family, and 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:45.360 so he's he's got that life experience, which I think, 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:48.240 you know, at least when my world, I put value 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:51.280 on that U but not everyone does. It was a 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.359 great interview if you missed it. Uh, this is one 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:58.519 leading uh intellectuals. I mean, he's a real life intellectual, 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.080 but he's not the normal intellectual well that you know, 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:04.360 tows the company line. He's on the other side pushing 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:08.040 back against this Doctor Sad was wonderful and I hope 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:11.360 we can have him on again. And I watched a 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.359 bunch of videos this week to get ready for that 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:16.880 on his YouTube channel, The Sad Truth. And as someone 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:22.280 that appreciates satire, I really it really resonated with me 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:24.520 because I you know, I used to have a boss 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:28.920 years ago that just did not get sarcasm. And uh, 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:32.359 A lot of the stikola that we put on the 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:36.680 radio is sarcastically based. If you take everything literally, you 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.520 will think I'm the biggest asshole in the world. Um 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.320 and uh and so so it's it's nice when someone 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.520 dabbles in that world. And as he pointed out, which 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:47.320 I thought was great Dr Sad in the interview, uh, 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:50.840 that there are some some people who are so tone 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:56.520 death to satire that they would quote him verbatim when 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.600 he was clearly you know, tongue in cheek with his 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.360 with his phrase. It was it was enjoyable to hear 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.560 here that I hope we can get him. You know, 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.880 we're based in southern California. I hope he can come back. 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.200 But it's it is difficult because you know, anybody that 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:16.560 hires him, you're gonna have this army of morons saying no, no, no, 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:20.039 no dissenting opinions, no one that disagrees with us. We 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:22.280 all have to think the same and all that. Yeah, 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:26.119 he diig at least give me a little underlying sense 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.279 that I need to get up and travel again. I 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.880 know the country's coming back to normal and what not. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:34.120 People are doing a good length of traveling between coasts 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:38.000 the coast, but yeah, I mean to get international again 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.440 and that's where the real education comes. When you can 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:42.760 only read so much and see so much on news 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:46.960 or social media. But getting out there, commuting, meeting people 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:52.680 of different ages and races and religions and nationalities, it's 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:56.640 a it's a beautiful thing, man. Yeah. No, no, I 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:58.680 have not done that. You might I have gone to 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:03.800 Oceania in Hawaii. No, no, no, I've been the cattle. 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:05.640 I love cattle. I wish I could afford a house 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.000 on cattle and I would live there. That plays beautiful, 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.200 But I know you it's below you because you grew 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:13.039 up just across the water there on the west of 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:16.120 the four oh five. So cattle, you know, islands like uh, 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.200 you know, look a pea in the ocean. But uh, 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:23.039 but but not I I'm not traveled abroad. At some point, 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:26.480 when I win the lottery or get a high paying job, 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:30.599 I think I will will dabble. And so my wife 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.560 wants to do a lot of traveling. She wants to 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.880 go everywhere and see everything. Maybe the northern the northern lights, 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:37.800 the big ones. You wants to see the northern lights. 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.840 That's a big, big thing for her. Families from that 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.480 part of the world and whatnot. So why don't make it, 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.560 Because did you ever do that with your with your 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:47.159 parents when you were a kid. Every year it was 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.279 always like one vacation spot or something that you guys 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:52.520 all did as a family. No, no, I mean we 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:54.680 would go we would yeah, I mean you go on vacation. 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:57.160 We'd go to like Phoenix because I had family in Phoenix, 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:01.080 or we go you know, the Flagstaff, Arizona or Vegas 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.280 or you know, you know somewhere. I went to Chicago. 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:06.320 I got family in Chicago, so we had a family 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:10.039 reunion in Chico. Usually these big extravagant family reunions, and 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:12.599 then the older generation died off and then they stopped 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:14.800 doing that. But uh, yeah I was a kid, we 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.280 used to these big family reunions and they'd have t 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.960 shirts made and hats and all this, uh this crap 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:23.240 holder that they would make back in the back in 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:27.120 the day gascon. So they did do that. But on 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:34.599 this podcast, we have you f oh pop quiz as well, 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.840 so we'll we'll keep it lean and mean and anything 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:42.520 else you want to add, gascon, you can certainly toss that. Yes, 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:46.040 that sounds good, all right. So the other night on 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:52.760 sixty Minutes, a news program, which is been dabbling in 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:58.760 some biased reporting. But on the on the UFO story, uh, 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:02.920 there was there was an interesting twenty minute block where 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:06.480 they dedicated to a bunch of active military former meal. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.360 I don't know if there was any active military. Actually, 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:12.560 I think it was former military who commented on regularly 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:17.840 seeing unidentified flying orbs on the west coast and the 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:23.720 east coast. And Senator Marco Rubio from Florida is leading 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:29.360 the charge to get the information on UFOs out. If 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:33.320 people do know what's what's going on, it's a it's 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:37.480 a fascinating story. You know. I have dabbled on talking 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.240 about this. I don't want to go full art bell 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:43.240 coast to coast back in the day and and all that, 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:47.520 but it's an interesting thing. You know, what the heck 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:52.760 is it right? What is there? A simple explanation. I 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:54.760 think the first thing you have to get to is 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:58.720 say is there something there? Yes? What is it? Right? 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:03.960 Is it? Man? May aid? Is it something else that's 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:08.360 going on? You know that? So I'm fascinated by this, 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:11.760 as you know, I have mentioned I saw when I 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:15.800 was hiking in the hills around l a years ago, 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:21.480 I saw these five little floating it's hard to describe. 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:27.320 They weren't like balloons, and they weren't drones. They were 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:31.000 moving up and down and all around and and I 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:32.959 don't know what the hell they were. I've never seen 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.200 anything like it. And they just kind of went over 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:39.520 the horizon and then that was it, and I went 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:41.680 I wasn't wondering what the heck was that, you know, 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.600 somebody mind effing me, you know, that kind of thing 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.560 and all that. Uh So that was kind of my 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:55.120 vague experience with something that I wasn't exactly sure what 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.480 it was, right, I wasn't exactly sure what it was. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:08:59.480 And so I look at these stories and I'm like, well, 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.840 what's you know, what's going on here? What's what's the word? 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:06.480 And do you do we expect I guess the questions 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:11.480 do we expect some big revelation that when Marco Rubio 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:16.439 is demanding information is released to the public, and you know, 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.920 you know, stuff flying around restricted US airspace, what are 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:24.080 the chances we actually get something out of that? Right? Not? 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.040 I don't think much. I think the argument has always 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:32.840 been like, you're you're willing to say that there's something 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.679 we don't know, but once you cross the line and say, well, 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:39.720 we have proof that let's say this is from another universe, 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:43.120 this is aliens. Well, then that that people and then 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:45.560 have to question a lot of things, people that don't 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:48.360 believe in aliens, right and people. So then that opens 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.840 up a whole big can of worms. It becomes problematic. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:55.640 But I did read somewhere that there there's most likely 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:59.319 just four true outcomes of the the u PO thing. 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:03.440 All right, so foreign intelligence, right, Well, no, the four 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.679 are aliens, right, which would be the first one that 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:11.000 this is actually alien interaction with human beings. Uh, there's 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:15.120 the possibility that there's some Albert Einstein cat that lives 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:18.400 amongst us that is working for the United States or 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:22.520 some other country, and as like an aerospace engineer is 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:26.120 thousands of years ahead of where everyone else is, there's 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:31.800 that possibility. That's story number two. Um, there's possibility that 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:34.280 maybe there's something else living on the planet this entire 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:37.040 time that we have never heard about, that lives maybe 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:38.840 at the bottom of the ocean or something like that 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:40.959 that we have no idea that exists and occasionally pops 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:44.280 up out of the ocean. Uh. Then the other thing, 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:46.240 and I remember there's a guy Art Bell used to 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:49.320 have doctor Lazier I think is his name. I don't 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.240 even know if he's a doctor Lazier, you know what 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.079 I'm talking about. He was on Coast to Coast. I 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:54.960 think he's still on Coast to Coast, but I'm I 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.800 don't listen much because I'm on when he's on. George Norry. 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:02.600 But uh, he claimed that that a lot of this 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:09.360 is actually alien technology, but like alien craft crashed and 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:13.880 then scientists were able to reverse engineer the technology, like 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:18.480 an alien ship crash somewhere, you know, like the Roswell theory. Yeah, 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:22.319 but gosh, wouldn't you imagine the technology being so sophisticated 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:26.760 that we couldn't reverse the engineer it. There's a lot 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.079 of smart people though, I mean there are. And if 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:33.360 you have the basis of it and you know it 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:36.960 seems it's your your mind starts spinning and all that. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:40.040 You know, like, oh man, But if you have the 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.560 nuts and bolts of it and you know a little 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:47.680 bit about it, maybe there's just a simple way to 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:50.840 do this, to have planes fly at thirteen thousand miles 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:54.600 an hours. You know, It's just it's fascinating to me. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:57.839 And remember talking to my dad about this. It was 0:11:57.880 --> 0:11:59.840 big into space and all that stuff, and you know, 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:03.800 you wonder what was out there. And at some point, 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.520 I don't know that I'll be around, but at some 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:10.120 point there will be some big revelation. I think the math, 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.839 considering the universe for our from our perspective, were like 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:15.360 a grain of sand on the beach, right, it just 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:18.040 goes on forever. I think that the math would indicate 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.200 there's probably a whole bunch of life out there, far 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:24.120 far away, separated out in the middle of the Sahara 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:28.120 Desert of planets. And uh, it's fascinating though, it really is. 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:32.000 It is, And I'm but you can't expect the United 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:37.200 States government to to release information all across I think 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:38.800 part of it. You don't think Joe Biden is gonna 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.319 get up there, sleepy Joe and say, by the way, 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:45.520 the goblins came down and chatted with us on Wednesday. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:47.200 He wouldn't be able to get it out. And no 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.160 one's going to type it on a tellustrator for him, 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:52.719 so our teleprompters. So there's no chance and how that's 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.120 gonna happen. So that's not gonna No, it's not gonna 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.200 take a place you're not gonna get a whistle blower. 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.480 You're not gonna get someone that goes rogue and starts 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:02.920 spilling an information. Um. Part of it's probably because they 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:04.520 want to control that info, and the other thing is 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:06.679 they don't want to cause panic. Well that's here in 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:12.040 the United States or just internationally. Yeum. But like these 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:14.319 these these orbs though, and I saw some of the 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:17.400 video they had on sixty minutes, but it's been on 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.880 floating around the internet for years, These these things that 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:23.480 are flatting around, Like you think there's like a living 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.440 creature in there or is it like a drone. I'm 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.920 trying to like figure out. They're pretty big, so you 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:34.440 could conceivably have some kind of living goblin in there, right, Yeah, 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:38.200 a varmit or something like that. Are you armed? Are 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.760 you protected? Do you have do you have? Emma? That's 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.960 the question for me to you. Oh yeah, like yeah, 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:47.400 you're gonna pull out your p shooter and take down 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:51.160 alien technology. That is a great thing, like every old 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:58.640 school alien invasion movie. Would the countries of the world unite? 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:02.440 Like if that's that's whole, that's day, right, Yeah, I 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.720 guess hope this is peaceful or whatever. You know, it's 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.600 just curious and we're just you know, what if what 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.240 if we're all just guinea pigs and these people are 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.520 overlords and they're they're just watching us and observing, like 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.839 we're just in a Petrie dish, that would be what 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:19.600 But but no, like if would everyone unite like China, Russia, 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:23.600 US all these evil allah you know, enemies of you know, 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:28.160 different countries. Would everyone stand together and and unite their 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.960 armies to battle the bad guys? Or would everyone be 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.000 out for themselves and try to make a side deal. 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.880 I think I think the United States, Canada, and the 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:41.080 EU would would form an alliance that would fight back, 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:44.680 and I think the Russians the Chinese would sit and 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:49.840 wait on the sidelines, hoping that we get destroyed and 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:54.000 they survive and the aliens or the artificial intelligence gets 0:14:54.040 --> 0:15:00.560 destroyed simultaneously and they just become the dominators of this globe. 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:04.760 We'll see what the what the future holds with you 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:13.440 if as yeah, man, it really you know, living here 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:15.760 in in l A and you look up at the 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.080 sky and you only see a fraction of the stars, 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.160 but when you go out to the desert, it, yeah, 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.240 it's wild man. You get away from those city lights 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:26.240 and you see what's out there, and it is. It 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.360 is crazy. You know. One of the ways I pay 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:31.680 respect to my dad as he as he loved space, 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:35.360 and I signed up at NASA. I think I've talked 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:38.120 about this before, but you can sign up um and 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:42.560 they'll text you when the International Space Station is flying 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:47.960 over your city and it's you know, a small way 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:51.360 to pay homage to my my father. So I'll try 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:53.360 to do that. I don't do it all the time, 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:55.360 but you know, I'll randomly go out and it's so 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.400 it's so crazy because you go out and they tell you, 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.440 like whearing the sky to look and they'll be like, 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.320 they'll send you a text. On the NASSA website. You 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:05.840 can sign up for it and you know, for like 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:09.560 five minutes. Sometimes it's only for like, you know, a minute, 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:14.240 but for five seven minutes you can spot this little blob, 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.120 you know, flying You can see it on a clear night. 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:20.000 You know, you can see the damn thing. It's crazy. 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.000 It's pretty wild. I think there's human beings up there 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:26.560 and there's floating along just nuts. And that's not even 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.680 that far away. I mean, really in the big picture 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:32.080 compared to what's out there in the ethos. It's it's wild, 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.400 all right. We have pop quiz. You wanted some pop 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:37.760 quays here, we had some. We've had some heavy talks 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.360 of the last twenty four hours. So yeah, I got 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.280 a light in the load, a little bit light in 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.840 the load. And I have to wear my hazmat suit 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:49.000 when I opened up the email because of you. Jeez 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:54.840 my god. Alright, anyway, Uh, these are things I found 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.320 around the internet, and I asked gascon. But really I'm 0:16:57.360 --> 0:17:01.080 asking you. I'm really asking you, and you can play along. Understand. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:06.040 A new report claims most Americans have not changed this 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:12.600 in at least three years. What have they not changed? Um, 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:20.760 I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say they're bed sheets. It's disgusting. No, 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:23.679 I didn't say not washed and not changed, all right, 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:26.879 I was gonna say that discussed. No, it's the voicemail, 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:30.600 your phone, voicemail, your message, like, hey, I can't get 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:32.800 to the phone. Leave him. You know, I don't even 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:34.600 have a voicemail message. I got I gave it up, 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.000 I got rid of I used to have it and 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.080 then I got rid of it. And is a nunneeded 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:42.600 new a new report claims two and five people will 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:45.560 refuse to buy a car unless it has one of 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:54.919 these what is it? Um? Bluetooth? People know this is 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:59.159 the most benign thing. A cup holder? Who who the 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:03.080 hell is making cars without a cup holder? Anyway? Can 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:05.239 you even get a car? I don't know. I have 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:07.440 not been car shopping in a while. But can you 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:12.200 get a car without maybe a truck? A truck? Maybe? 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:16.120 I don't know. I've never been in a Tesla. Did 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:20.199 Tesla's have cup holders? You've been in teslas? No? But 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:23.880 we have colleagues that do. What about Mini Coopers? Coopers don't? Yeah, 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.800 he has Tesla? My brother had a Mini Cooper, my 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:29.159 younger brother. You got a break. There's actually a lot 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.120 of room in it. But yeah, I think it has 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.520 it has cup holders? Yeah? Uh. A new reports says 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:39.280 at one time, nine percent of all kids did this 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:44.000 outdoor activity back in the olden days, but now only 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:52.840 thirty percent of children do this. What activity is it? Plays? Stickball? Uh? No? No, 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:58.840 I want to take another guest scotch. Uh no, this 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:05.040 is something that goes by to the six hundred BC rocks. 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:14.040 No jump rope? Really? Yeah? I still jump rope? Yeah? 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:17.440 You're just bragging and as the fat kid, I felt 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:20.800 like that in the hula hoop were offensive things. Hoop 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.520 is offensive, but jump rope I did for like coordination 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:26.720 and a warm up on an exercise. I'm not like 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:28.920 one of these assholes that's like swinging the rope from 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:30.800 one side of my hip to the other. I mean, 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:32.080 I see these guys, you know, back when I went 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:33.679 to the gym. I have to have to workout at 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:34.920 home now, but I used to go to the gym. 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:36.439 It was like, you know, these douche bags trying to 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:38.760 impress girls by doing the let me jump rope like 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:44.320 I'm rocky, yeah, and come out side to side and rotation. Yeah, 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:48.800 you know, I'm like that shipped off man, dumbass right anyway, 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:51.480 Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:54.879 Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Paciffect. Be 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:57.400 sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show 0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:00.719 weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm pass Effect on 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:04.159 Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. All right, 0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:09.840 more than nine of people more than of people another 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:18.199 hate hate it when they get this um something related 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:26.119 to the phone. Mm hmm something related to phone a 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:30.639 wake up call. Uh no, No. More than nine of 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:36.160 people hate when they get a voicemail message. Wow. Really, yeah, 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:39.240 I'm I'm the same way. I just text me. I 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:41.879 used to be anti text, but then I had an 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:45.200 epiphany and because the whole you got to go into. 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:48.359 I mean, most of my messages are doc Mike, Hey 0:20:48.440 --> 0:20:52.520 you got the doc. Drink your piss. You know that guy? 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:54.440 I mean, I don't doc. Thank you. I'm in the 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:57.800 temper percent. Then, because people go then I'll leave you 0:20:57.840 --> 0:20:59.640 a lot of voice mess Yeah, but when you call 0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:02.720 and leave you like seven minute voicemail messages, how about that. 0:21:02.760 --> 0:21:06.600 I didn't leave you anything long. I I called because 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:09.080 I mean, I'll leave a message because sometimes a text 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:13.280 or even an email can get misconstrued. And about to leave, 0:21:13.280 --> 0:21:15.040 I'll leave a messag and be like, hey, hey call 0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:18.640 me boom. Yeah, that's that's simple. You don't need war 0:21:18.720 --> 0:21:22.440 in peace. But I could tell from that voicemail if 0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:24.199 it's good or bad news, or if you're in a 0:21:24.240 --> 0:21:30.080 good or bad mood. Yeah, I'm I'm fine. I don't 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:33.280 know some of the some of the nonsense of the world. 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:36.280 I just roll my eyes, just keep moving. All right. 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:41.600 Four in ten women admit they have pretended played make 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:47.360 believe to like this. What is it sex? Uh, it's 0:21:47.359 --> 0:21:50.080 probably higher than four and ten on that, But no, 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:54.240 it's an art project their child made for them. Oh wow, 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:57.560 aren't you required even if your kid is a terrible 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:00.480 artist if you're the mom, Like, how devastad would that be? 0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:03.400 If you're a kid, Hey, mom, look what I made 0:22:03.440 --> 0:22:06.680 for you in third grade? Oh my god, that's disgusting. 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:11.400 You're You're no Michaelangelo or Picasso. You suck? Yeah? Yeah, 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:14.760 I wonder what percentage is on on mothers that think 0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:21.240 they're baby is good looking? Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Sometimes 0:22:21.320 --> 0:22:24.600 kids come out they're just ugly. Yeah, but then occasionally 0:22:24.640 --> 0:22:26.119 they start out ugly and then turn out to be 0:22:26.160 --> 0:22:28.359 good luck. Yeah, you're better off being an ugly baby 0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:33.000 because then he turned into a looking adult, an ugly duckling. Yeah, 0:22:33.040 --> 0:22:34.560 you don't. You don't want to tap out when you're 0:22:34.560 --> 0:22:41.000 a teenager. What makes someone ugly? M hmm? What makes 0:22:41.040 --> 0:22:43.320 someone up? I don't know. It's all my eyes a beholder. 0:22:43.359 --> 0:22:45.960 I'm not shallow. I'm not doing Oh you're west of 0:22:46.000 --> 0:22:48.880 the four oh five shallow? I please, there's a lot 0:22:48.880 --> 0:22:53.520 of things. I do like just the preference. Everyone's got favorites. Yeah, 0:22:53.840 --> 0:22:56.080 some people like more junk in the trunk pump people. 0:22:56.160 --> 0:22:58.160 Some people like it leaning meat. I mean it's all 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:03.040 uh least they're on yes, sorry. Eleven percent of people 0:23:03.119 --> 0:23:05.760 have this in common with their pet. What is it 0:23:06.680 --> 0:23:15.600 with their pet? Yeah? Sleep style. No, they enjoy the 0:23:15.680 --> 0:23:19.600 same treats. I guess they like Scooby stocks right right? 0:23:20.440 --> 0:23:22.520 Does that mean that people are eating dog treats or 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:24.640 the people are feeding the dog their own treats? Could 0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:28.639