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Speaker 1: cards spend Mallory. I got four aces, so wow, I

424
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Speaker 1: got no problem. He played the mom card from the bottom.

425
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: I'll play anything. Oh, you're a dirty dog, man, you're

426
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: dirty dog. I know you're a dirty dog because you

427
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: spent last week recruiting fans to call in and harass

428
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Speaker 1: me on the professional radio show. As you said, a

429
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: word of mouth marketing, Ben Mallory, And that's uh, that's

430
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 1: what's on. But I'm a captive audience. You don't have

431
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 1: to get me to do it because I'm already on

432
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: the damn thing. Yeah, but if you have an audience

433
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: that doesn't listen to the podcast on your said radio show,

434
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: then it brings them on over mhm, alright, one in five,

435
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 1: one in five. Yet again, so a one in five

436
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 1: of us prefer to do this shore at home. All

437
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: the rest of us do it elsewhere. What is it?

438
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 1: Wash the car? That's correct? Now? Are you a fan

439
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,199
Speaker 1: of the hosing down in one of those stalls and

440
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 1: then just you know, you know, soaping it up on

441
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: your own? Uh? Yeah? Like I I enjoy washing the car,

442
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: but I'm the type that wants to really get it

443
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: as clean as possible. So it's a several hour process.

444
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: It's not just like a thirty minute rinched it down,

445
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Speaker 1: Like I gotta get the vacuum out, I gotta and

446
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: everything out, you know, and and and so that's the

447
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: frustrating part because it's a big time commitment to do

448
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: it properly. And but then like my wife years ago

449
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 1: took the car to get detailed, and man, did that

450
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: thing that just like a brand new car. Yeah, you

451
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: can see your reflection on it, right, Yeah, it's crazy, man,

452
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: how good they can do that? Wild? But yeah, I

453
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: like washing the car. I feel like I've accomplished something,

454
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: but I need the proper amount of time. I don't

455
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: want to do a half ash job, like you know,

456
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: I I we call it given the car the horse bath.

457
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: You know, you just kind of hose it off and

458
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Speaker 1: you don't really watch. And I don't want to do that,

459
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, what what I haven't heard that. I

460
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 1: haven't heard that a long time. You've not well that's

461
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: you know that me? Come on, yeah, what's wrong with that?

462
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: I know? Yeah? I mean you take a horse because

463
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 1: it's a sponge bath. Anyone knows that. You know, you

464
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: do that all the time when you're leaving. You know,

465
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: certain places you get that talot tallet with you and

466
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 1: you hose down. It's for a good occasion though, alright.

467
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: A new survey asked brides to be what they dread

468
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: most about their upcoming wedding. Sixty percent of these ladies

469
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: said this, which is twelve percent more than about five

470
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: years ago. What are they not looking forward to reading

471
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 1: the vows? No? No, something else? The guests kind of

472
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: kind of No, it's actually the best man's speech. Oh wow, Yeah,

473
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: some drunk dude getting up there and just talking about

474
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: all the all the ladies. This guy your your husband

475
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: now hooked up with back in the day. And I

476
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 1: don't know if this is just the mail side of me.

477
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: But I prefer to listen to a best man's speech

478
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 1: over a maid of honor. I agree, you're so cute.

479
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: I've known you since third grade and sappy. Now, guys

480
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: will tell truth. Guys will him letsh, but they'll'll tell

481
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 1: the true. Yeah, they don't clean it up. Yeah, we

482
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: don't need cute at a wedding. You know, we got

483
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: the other bullshit, So yeah. New survey asked Americans to

484
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 1: name a signal that summer has officially begun. One in

485
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: three people said it was when this happens. What is it?

486
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: What is the sign that it is summer time in

487
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: the city? Mm hmm. People are posting um more flat

488
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: more American flags outside. No, no, it is the sound

489
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: of the Mr. Softie truck, the ice cream truck coming

490
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: down the street. I'll tell you. Living in California, we

491
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: have the ice cream truck year round. So yeah, I

492
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: don't know. I hear the Mr Softy music going on

493
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,479
Speaker 1: and all that's officially a Mr. Softy truck is just

494
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: an ice cream truck. But yeah, who is the first

495
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: guy to them up with and said, this is a

496
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: good idea to to attract kids to run buy ice cream,

497
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: play the play the music. I don't know. I wonder

498
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: if he's got a criminal background though. Those ice cream

499
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: trucks have everything. Man, they're amazing. Oh it's so good.

500
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: I mean it's awesome. I used to get upset when

501
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: I was a kid because I try to get more

502
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: of the exotic stuff, some of the special specialty items,

503
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: and they sometimes they wouldn't have them, and I get

504
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: so pissed. I'm like, well, you have it on your

505
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: little sign on you right man? What's up with that? Anyway,

506
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: if you're going to buy one of these, chances are

507
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: you're going to use it within the first week. What

508
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: is it? Snowboard? Snowboard? No candle? Oh h yeah, you know,

509
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: I think that's true. I have candles, but I forget

510
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: about them. But I haven't used And once you don't

511
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: use it right away, you out of sight, out of mind,

512
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: you forget about. What about the hippie. Uh yeah, she's

513
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: she's got something she doesn't has hasn't as much of that,

514
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: but yeah she has something. But I talked about for me,

515
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: incense rights you whatever, you get this that and the

516
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: other thing. Uh, let's see, you're of the ladies. Will

517
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: not let their man do this. What is it? Uh?

518
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: Go on? A guy's not out. It's not bad, but

519
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: it's actually like repair and fixed stuff like the car,

520
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: the house, the d I y do it yourself, none

521
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: of that. I'll just hire another guy, a random and

522
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: the random dude to do it. Pretty much, pretty pretty much.

523
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: I love the idea of just doing projects off YouTube,

524
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: and I've done a few of them. But it always

525
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: seems so much easier for the person in the YouTube video.

526
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: Have you noticed that. Ye, Like, it's always like it's like, oh,

527
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: they do it right away, and then you do. It's

528
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: like it doesn't quite go the way that that they

529
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: do it. Like simple stuff but like you know, take

530
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: screens off doors you a certain way that are hard

531
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: to take off stuff like that. Multiple takes. Yeah, most likely,

532
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: all right, much to this chagrine of four million people

533
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: do this every year, even though they really didn't mean to.

534
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: M hmm, four million people a year. That's a lot

535
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: of people. Um, four million displace a credit card. Uh

536
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: it is involving displacing something, but not a credit card.

537
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: Take another, guess you're really dark. Displacing a kid? Uh No,

538
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: it is locking their keys in the car. Buck. I

539
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: did that the other day. It wasn't with my keys,

540
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: it was with my air pod case. Like the air

541
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: pod cases are chargers, and I fucking lost it. Well

542
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: that's not no, but this is like you you lock

543
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: your keys in your car, you you have to then

544
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: get a locksmith to come open the car. I know,

545
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: but my air pods don't work anymore unless they're in

546
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: a charger. And I lost the charger, which is the case.

547
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: So why don't you go buy a new charger? I

548
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: mean I will, but it just it sucks because I

549
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: transferred it from my bag when I was working out

550
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: to I don't know where, and I got some rip

551
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: Off air pods that are amazing and you don't need

552
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: to get the I know your West of the four

553
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: oh five. So you know, you're apparently very wealthy. Make

554
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: a lot of money off this podcast. You can for that.

555
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: But but I I use rip off air pods and

556
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: I love them. I don't need the the brand, the

557
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: Apple brand with the air pods, I I I'm very

558
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: good with these right here next to my desk. Can

559
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: I have them? No, But I'll buy you some if

560
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: you want. You know you won't use them, I know, you.

561
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: You will not use them because they're not cool. The

562
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: guy with a fifteen month old steak in his fucking house. Oh,

563
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: by the way, it's aged. By the way. I did

564
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: go to Whole Foods the other day, Ben and I

565
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: bought me and the Chief a tomahawks steak and it

566
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: was awesome. It was good. That was really good. Yeah,

567
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: tu and a half pounds. I was really nervous because

568
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: I've never cooked a tomahawk before. And and my dad,

569
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's like your dad at all,

570
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: but my dad, like he just has that specific taste

571
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: and he does not budge, so it's something tastes wonderful

572
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: to me, like, yeah, that's right, and you know I've

573
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: had you know better like like that. But it's really

574
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: anal when it comes to seafood, especially uh, scallops and

575
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: shrimp and then steak the same thing. So he's kind

576
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: of the litmus test. If if the Chief approves, then

577
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: I did a good job. And yeah he approved, man,

578
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: I was. I was really fucking nervous about it. Yeah,

579
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,959
Speaker 1: so you you you cooked it up there, yeah, Chef

580
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: Jeff gag On, Yeah, it took it took a hot

581
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: minute though. It took gosh, I was sales close to

582
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 1: forty five minutes. To do you cook it the way

583
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: I like it, where it's well done? Yeah, you would

584
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: have liked it. Yeah, good same like god, good job.

585
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: You see that, you haters of me eating well done steak.

586
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 1: This guy ran the L A p. D Heat steak

587
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: like that. You see that. Real men eat their steak

588
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 1: well done, that like you with blood dripping off. Yeah.

589
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: He I had to do it like that. So when

590
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: we butterfly it open. Yeah, he had a butterfly cut,

591
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 1: the perfect cut for a steak. I love the butterfly cut. Yeah.

592
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: He was the chief inspector, so I was is that

593
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: butterfly good? Yeah? I did do it right though. I

594
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: mean I put I put butter all over the top

595
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: of it, melted it an end at four seventy five,

596
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: and then some base on top. It was so it

597
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: was crusted and crusted. It almost looked like a It

598
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: almost looked like it was breaded in such a way

599
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: that the crust on top. That's awesome. Yeah, that's good.

600
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll have you come over. You can cook cammahawk

601
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: steak and you can make it just like that. Sounds good.

602
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: I have a little bitter though, because when I bought

603
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: it a Whole Foods, I bought two of them, one

604
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: for now, one for later. Both of them costs seventy

605
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: dollars total. I was like surprised by it because the

606
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 1: Whole Foods was thinking it was like four a pound

607
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: or something that nature. And uh yeah they call it

608
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: whole paycheck for a reason. But yeah, so anyway, uh wow, wow, wow.

609
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: What else do we have here? Let's see page down,

610
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: page down. I'll do a few more. This is the

611
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: Saturday podcast. But I do want to I don't want

612
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: to put the baby to bed because we have we

613
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: have a lot of email questions on the mail bag,

614
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: which is exciting. Alright. Demand for this occupation is expected

615
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: to increase by nearly twenty by nights. So if you're

616
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 1: a young kid, you're looking for a career that's gonna

617
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: have a lot of demand, and this would be one

618
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: of those careers. Um, it's gonna be something the crypto

619
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: currency stages, right, like someone like in finance. Uh no, no,

620
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 1: this is actually a veterinarian, a dog doctor, you know,

621
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: a pet doctor. Oh yeah, people, Apparently there's gonna be

622
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: a more of a demand for a pet doctor. Isn't

623
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: that exciting? You're not. You're not. You don't seem excited

624
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: by that. Okay, how's your crypto doing? By the way

625
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 1: you invest in a crypto or anything, I have some,

626
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: I have some. It's not like good listen to advice

627
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: of certain colleagues and just you know, better off on

628
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: my own. That's all right, you know, by the dip.

629
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: That's what I keep all my buddies keep telling me.

630
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: I got I got a friend of mine that loves bitcoin, right,

631
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: and he was trying to get me to buy it

632
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: when bitcoin was at seventy or sixty thousand or something

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Speaker 1: like that, right, and nah, like, nah, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: do it. And it's it was like sixty five or

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Speaker 1: have any thousand, and now it's down to like forty thousand.

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Speaker 1: But my experience and I and I can't say the

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Speaker 1: name of it, but I have bought a my first crypto,

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Speaker 1: my first crypto, which is the I called the overnight

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Speaker 1: affordable working man's crypto that you can actually afford. And

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Speaker 1: now that that has gone up and down, but I

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Speaker 1: think that's just the way that crypto is, right. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of peaks and valleys, and you you can't

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Speaker 1: get too worked up when it goes low, and you

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Speaker 1: can't get too excited and when it goes high unless

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Speaker 1: you're willing to sell it. I'm not like that. That

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Speaker 1: that famous story the guy. I think we might have

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Speaker 1: talked about it here. I mentioned it somewhere. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it was on a into a hot microphone.

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Speaker 1: But there was the financial guy from London who had

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Speaker 1: made so much money off buying the the crypto that

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Speaker 1: I've invested in. When it went up just a little bit,

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Speaker 1: he had so many millions of shares that he he

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Speaker 1: just quit and just retired. Young guy just that just

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Speaker 1: made his move. That was it? Pretty nice? All right?

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Speaker 1: Fifteen pcent of us have taken a day off from

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Speaker 1: work because of this hangover now stubbing our toe. What

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Speaker 1: a bunch of bitches? Yeah what I uh? I mean,

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Speaker 1: my god. I had a producer one time that missed

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Speaker 1: work because he had pink eye. You thought that was

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Speaker 1: pretty embarrassed. You had a producer one day miss work

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Speaker 1: because a certain football team lost the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I've I've had a lot of interesting things that I

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Speaker 1: have taken place here of people do this when staying

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Speaker 1: at hotel, even if they never do it in their

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Speaker 1: own home. They stripped on the bed. No, they walk

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Speaker 1: around naked that all the time. Yeah, okay, congratulations acknowledging it.

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Speaker 1: I wish I had clothes on in the shower. That's

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Speaker 1: how much be naked, kright. The the average woman has

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Speaker 1: seven of these and the average man has five. What

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Speaker 1: is it? Oh man shoes? Uh? No, pair of jeans?

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I didn't get a couple of pairs of jeans. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I I bought a lot of my jeans when I

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Speaker 1: was doing my yo yo thing where I was fat

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Speaker 1: by brutal. Then I lost weight, got down to skin

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Speaker 1: and bones, and then but I'm in the middle kind

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Speaker 1: of you know, I've I've I'm not in the middle.

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Speaker 1: I'm closer to the skinny one. But but you're treating

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Speaker 1: parts of the belt then right, yeah, yeah, that's not

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Speaker 1: see I have. I have one of those belts that

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Speaker 1: they like, the metallic ones where you can clip them

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Speaker 1: so you you put it on and then there's no

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Speaker 1: belt loop per se. There's no like hole inside the belt.

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Speaker 1: It's just a clip, so you fasten it almost like

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Speaker 1: a safety belt. And I have one of those. That's

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Speaker 1: probably the safest for me. But yeah, like losing the weight,

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Speaker 1: I would imagine like your jeans will look really folded

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Speaker 1: around like your belly button of backside when you when

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Speaker 1: you've lost all that weight. Yeah, And they say you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to wear jeans because it's a sign, you know,

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Speaker 1: when you're getting fat or skinny based on the jeans, right,

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Speaker 1: because the way they fit. Yeah, Yeah, alright, last one

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Speaker 1: on this and we'll put the baby to bed for Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Of passengers say this is the most annoying thing that

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Speaker 1: a driver does. What is it? Hitting the brakes? Uh? No, No,

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Speaker 1: steering the car with their knees. I've never done that.

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Speaker 1: Is that even? Are you even able to do that successfully? Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm a pretty casual driver where I have my hand

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Speaker 1: on the bottom part of the steering wheel. My wife

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Speaker 1: is more of an intense driver, where she has both

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Speaker 1: hands on the steering wheel at all time. Yeah. Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty casual and I'll just kind of have like

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Speaker 1: one unless there's a you know, possible collision or something,

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Speaker 1: and I'll put both hands. But usually wh I'm just

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Speaker 1: driving down the highway and I got the cruise control on.

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Speaker 1: I just got one hand on the wheel, that's all

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Speaker 1: I need. I'll do it when um, when I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to tie a tie, I'll do it. And I'll drive

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Speaker 1: with a knee or if I'm eating something that requires

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Speaker 1: two hands. Yeah, learned it awkwardly from my dad back

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Speaker 1: in the day as a kid. Yeah, your dad touched

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Speaker 1: you how to drive. He didn't know, but I just

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Speaker 1: saw him as a kid. And you know, monkey, see monkey,

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Speaker 1: do you learned by osmosis? It's not good. I got you,

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Speaker 1: I got you, all right. Well, Anny, thank you for listening. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: if you didn't hear the podcast on Friday, I as soon.

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Speaker 1: We've already talked about it earlier here, but I highly

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Speaker 1: recommend it. First intellectual we've had on Academia World intellectual

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Speaker 1: on the podcast, Dr Dr Gad Sad is his name,

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Speaker 1: and he was on the Friday podcast, and I really

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Speaker 1: enjoyed talking about how we could have him on again.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes developments warn't. Yeah, if you're if your audience will

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Speaker 1: allow us to well, check back with me. We'll circle

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Speaker 1: back to that. As they say at the White House's

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Speaker 1: gon in midweek. We'll see how much blowback we get

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Speaker 1: from having someone that doesn't regurgitate the normal talking points

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Speaker 1: of modern society. But anyway, listen, have a great Saturday,

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Speaker 1: enjoy the Clippers Mavericks playoff game tonight. Go Clips go,

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Speaker 1: I think in this afternoon. Actually for me anyway, gold

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Speaker 1: Clips an afternoon, Get gold Clips go, and we'll catch

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Speaker 1: you on the Sunday Mail Back, my favorite podcast of

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Speaker 1: the week. Your questions are answers, We'll get to that

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Speaker 1: then and aloha. Be sure to catch live editions of

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Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven

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