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Speaker 1: The Nick A. Gliser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello here,

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. It's a Nick Glazer podcast.

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Speaker 1: I hope you all had a good week. I am

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Speaker 1: here with by myself in this room, but joining me

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Speaker 1: on the podcast is as always Brian h Noah.

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Speaker 3: Coming in like a jazz radio station today.

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Speaker 1: I know I don't feel as tired as my voice sounds,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, it was a little bit like, Hi guys,

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Speaker 1: welcome back to podcast.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little da coming up after the I

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Speaker 1: couldn't think of any jazz singer Herbie Hancock, wait, Jesuzz

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Speaker 1: just piano, Josh Coltrane, John Coltrande, Ron Ja Me, Kat

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Speaker 1: Callaway in college and it was one.

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Speaker 2: Of the best classes I ever.

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Speaker 1: All we did was watch ken Burns's PBS documentary about jazz,

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Speaker 1: and if you watch one ken Burns series, you are

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Speaker 1: because first of all, it is like a college course.

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Speaker 1: It takes so long to get through. They're so long,

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Speaker 1: and if you're paying attention and taking notes, you learn.

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Speaker 1: You do learn a ton. And I think it should

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Speaker 1: qualify you as being able to talk about things that

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Speaker 1: other people can, like the Civil War. If you got

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Speaker 1: through that baseball.

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Speaker 3: What else?

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Speaker 5: The watch that one? I remember Ken Burns jazz thing

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Speaker 5: taught me that jazz came from basically jizz. I mean,

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Speaker 5: it's it's another word. It's a euphemism for sex.

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Speaker 1: Remember that did I did I sleep through that class?

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Speaker 1: How did I not hear that? That was be the

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Speaker 1: only thing I could retain? I know that's what I recall.

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Speaker 1: I just remember being deep attracted a wind Winston Marcellus,

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Speaker 1: Winton Marcellus, God, he was hot. I just remember being like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I have feelings for this, like older man, and I

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Speaker 1: was like a college It was just yeah, he was

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Speaker 1: really hot in that documentary. I don't know, the light

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Speaker 1: just everything was popping off in his little interviews he

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Speaker 1: would come on and it was just a calming presence.

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Speaker 1: Never got into his music, never even looked into it

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Speaker 1: even for one second. I just jazz has never interested

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Speaker 3: To Winston Marcellus.

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Speaker 5: I grew up with wynd and Marcellus because my dad,

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Speaker 5: My dad loves him so much, so that was always

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Speaker 5: Sunday mornings was Wint Marcellas and then like comics in

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Speaker 5: the paper, like spread out on the living room floor.

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Speaker 5: And then my mom making crapes. She would always make crapes.

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Speaker 2: Can you sing a Winton Marcella song?

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Speaker 1: Can you like?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: I think it's instrumental. I think he's I mean, can you.

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Speaker 2: Even like Hummet?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Not at all?

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Speaker 2: What do you play?

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Speaker 5: I think trumpet? I don't know my dad's a trumpet.

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Speaker 1: I mean is along the lines of heavy metal for me?

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Speaker 1: And like, I don't, I don't. It's easier for me

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Speaker 1: to get than maybe death metal. I don't mean to

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Speaker 1: put heavy metal and death metal together, but to me,

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Speaker 1: they're the same thing. I don't know the difference in

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Speaker 1: terms of I don't understand how one could like that

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Speaker 1: more than anything else. But could you maybe enlightened?

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Speaker 6: It's an acquired taste jazz. You just gotta keep listening, baby,

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Speaker 5: Something you don't have to. But my dad grew up

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Speaker 5: in the fifties with like conservative parents. But they what

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Speaker 1: Like old timey music. He's like you think about old

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Speaker 1: time music where it's like he's spinning like one of

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Speaker 1: those records. He's like turning it with his hand and

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Speaker 1: he's like and his parents are like, get that racket down,

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Speaker 1: and he's like.

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Speaker 2: This is our music.

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Speaker 1: Mom, and this is cool, not like your violin and ship.

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Speaker 1: It's like a nickel in my pocket and a penny

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Speaker 1: in my dreams. And he's just like rocket. And then

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Speaker 1: he's like, why did every song used to have talking

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Speaker 1: about nickels? There was a nickel in every song. If

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Speaker 1: doing good. And uh, but it was just so funny,

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Speaker 1: how like, yeah, your dad was rebelling with jazz music.

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Speaker 2: Like it was just so crazy.

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Speaker 5: It was rebellious. I mean, you know, it's black music

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Speaker 1: And watched the whole ken Burn series.

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Speaker 4: Huh.

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Speaker 5: I think what's cool about Benny Goodman started it is

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Speaker 5: there aren't there aren't rules of jazz, you know. So

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Speaker 5: it's a lot like comedy. Where are we just talking

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Speaker 5: about this the other day? Am I having dejah?

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Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: No, it's so you hate it. I don't hate it.

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Speaker 1: I just there's there's nothing for me to sing to.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing for me to like. I like memorization. I like, yes,

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Speaker 1: there's a part of comedy that I can see how

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Speaker 1: I really like when people I don't watch crowd work clips.

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Speaker 1: It does it's not interesting to me because I could

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Speaker 1: never do it because I'm not improvisational. I don't like it.

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Speaker 5: What about Sinatra? Like that?

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Speaker 2: Look at this table over?

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Speaker 1: I mean he knew. Yeah, well I guess it's jazz.

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Speaker 1: But it's like that stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Sometimes yeah, it's like and it's like there.

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Speaker 6: I think sometimes jazz trios and quartets or whatever, their

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Speaker 6: goal is to dare you to like it, Like I

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Speaker 6: dare you to enjoy that. We're not gonna play any

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Speaker 6: sort of melody at all. Some of these aren't even

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Speaker 6: fucking notes. They're just screeches that we're scratching the edge

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Speaker 6: of the second.

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Speaker 1: We're daring you. How cool are you? I need to

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Speaker 1: stay and listen to this because only the coolest people would.

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Speaker 2: But do you relate to that?

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Speaker 1: Of Like, I don't like things that I can't see

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Speaker 1: was just if you just turn the dial up on

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Speaker 1: my talent, I could be Taylor Swift, you know, Like,

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Speaker 1: that's probably why I like it. It's in the wheelhouse

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Speaker 1: that I have no access to, but it's I could

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Speaker 1: see the wheelhouse coming up with like a jet. Like

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Speaker 1: even yesterday we were listening Brian was over at my

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Speaker 1: ranch place and there was like a guy playing what

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Speaker 1: was he playing on guitar or a piano.

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Speaker 6: Pianel I Will by the Beatles? Who knows how long

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Speaker 6: I Love You?

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Speaker 1: And it was good and it was like he was

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Speaker 3: Rifts and stuff amazing.

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Speaker 1: It was singing it though, and Brian was like, this

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Speaker 1: is my goal, would be able to like play this good.

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Speaker 1: It's not it wasn't like crazy good. It was just

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Speaker 1: was happening at a wedding nearby. So I'm on this

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Speaker 1: you could just hear them in the distance. They're like

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Speaker 1: well and or people are crying or something like that.

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Speaker 1: But we heard this beautiful music and Brian was like,

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Speaker 1: that would be my ultimate goal. Because you play piano, Brian, right,

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Speaker 1: and you just want to be able to what's your

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Speaker 1: you picture yourself like killing it in what song are

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Speaker 6: It's one of my forty under forties is to be

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Speaker 6: able to play piano for thirty straight minutes in front.

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Speaker 1: I thought you had thirty straight white men.

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Speaker 6: I want to play piano for thirty straight white men

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Speaker 6: without getting turned on at all. I want to play

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Speaker 6: tells me to stop, like it's not annoying.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, the guy at the airport who sits down

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Speaker 1: at the like community piano and it's like what the fuck?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I want people to be like pleasantly like, oh

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Speaker 6: that's nice, so that's a nice piano.

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Speaker 7: Like I'm not going to do that, Like do you

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Well there is one location that I know is

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Speaker 6: a possibility, and that is l a X. Because they

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Speaker 6: it's just it's out there, clear and available for if

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Speaker 6: someone really knows how to play piano, they can sit

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Speaker 3: I'm also the idea of.

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Speaker 1: You buying a plane ticket just so you can get it,

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Speaker 1: because you can't just this isn't the nineties. You can't

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Speaker 1: just walk into an airport. You got to buy a ticket.

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Speaker 1: You'd buy the cheapest ticket, like a flight to one

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Speaker 3: Yes, right, yeah, yeah, no, I want to play there.

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Speaker 6: I'm also hoping that one day I'm in like hotel

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Speaker 6: I mean, would be amazing. I'm sure you guys can

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Speaker 6: relate to this. But like, the real nice thing about

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Speaker 6: piano and guitar is that it is an instrument that

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Speaker 6: you could play in the background and it's fine. Like

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Speaker 6: when I was growing up, I played the trumpet, and

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Speaker 6: I just wish my dad would have told me when

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Speaker 6: to hear me play the trumpet after I'm thirteen years old.

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Speaker 5: Want something us You're in a band with Wynton Marsalis.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, but I was never going.

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Speaker 2: To be excited about. I'm sorry, I don't.

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Speaker 5: I don't think you can't solo in an airport.

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Speaker 1: It's the thing that wakes you up in the morning

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Speaker 1: to go do boot camp, like a right.

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Speaker 3: My wife's my wife's dad plays trumpet.

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Speaker 6: He's in bands and stuff, and that's good, like playing

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Speaker 6: in a band where it's acceptable. But you can't be

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Speaker 6: at like a party and just play. Hey guys, I

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Speaker 6: These are different goals.

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Speaker 1: You know, a trumpet player, you're a guy much like myself,

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Speaker 1: who like, well, this is why you do comedy. You

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Speaker 1: want the attention on you. You want to people to like

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Speaker 1: what you're doing, and you want it to be kind

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Speaker 1: of a solo endeavor.

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Speaker 3: You don't.

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Speaker 1: You don't mind a band, sure, but you want to

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Speaker 1: be the main person providing the entertainment.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's very it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I think there are trumpet players who are like I

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Speaker 1: would never need to just like play. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to play at a party. That would be like so weird.

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Speaker 5: But trumpet players do. I would say a lot of them.

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Speaker 5: They live for a solo. Like my dad is the

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Speaker 5: head of a band, a big band. He plays trumpet,

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Speaker 5: and it's all about like he loves the collaborative thing.

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Speaker 5: But when he nails a solo, we will hear about it.

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Speaker 5: I nailed the solo, you know, and that's hard to

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Speaker 5: solo on trumpet.

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Speaker 3: No, I just imagine.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he plays another instrument too, if he loved so, Like,

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Speaker 1: does he play piano or guitar?

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Speaker 5: My dad plays a little piano.

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Speaker 1: No guitar. He plays a tiny, tiny piano, A little piano,

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Speaker 1: okay does because I don't understand why people who would

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Speaker 5: I think he is. But he loves the band. He

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Speaker 1: I got it arranged.

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Speaker 5: By the Chuck Berry or whatever you know.

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Speaker 7: Yes, in the in the trumpet community, like they have

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Speaker 6: I just did a terrible job soloing. That was really embarrassing,

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Speaker 6: that solo is much worse than I remember it being

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Speaker 3: It was so bad.

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Speaker 1: That's humiliating.

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Speaker 5: It's like my ice skating tape where I pretended to

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Speaker 1: Okay, just tell it, and I'm going to go somewhere

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Speaker 5: To my heart belongs to daddy. First of all, that's

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Speaker 5: the grossest part that it's like a strip of song.

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Speaker 1: I'm a sex worker, but I'm nine and is a chair.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my dad is reading exactly on a folding chair,

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Speaker 2: That's what his character is doing. He's like a part

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Speaker 5: Okay, yes, and I have a boa, A boa.

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Speaker 1: I forgot about all these details. The fainting part is

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Speaker 4: I just remembered I was wearing fish nets. Dude, discuss

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Speaker 4: fish nestalotard and a boa. I'm like skating around my daddy.

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Speaker 2: So you mind fillatio on your dad and then Nikki.

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Speaker 1: I would not go them. I painted on my fainting.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's close to God only knows what they

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Speaker 1: We've progressed so much past this, this would be insane

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Speaker 1: to do nowt communities would be fine. But okay, So

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Speaker 1: what what happened next? So I'm only ten or twenty

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Speaker 5: I think I was nine or ten. No, I was

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Speaker 1: You, you don't kind of a couple of feet.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'm like fifteen feet you're like skating on

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Speaker 9: And during that moment, everything slows down in my mind

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Speaker 5: This was such a stupid fall that you have to

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Speaker 9: Fainted and something went awry, because like no one would

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Speaker 1: My music just keeps playing. My dad isn't aware. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I need There's a price that I would pay to

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Speaker 1: see this. It is more money than I spend on

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift tickets to see this video because I.

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Speaker 5: Got to ask my dad where it is.

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Speaker 1: There is a video of it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it exists.

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Speaker 2: What Anya?

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Speaker 1: Anya? Find you a solo audio? And we need this video?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And I did give you.

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Speaker 5: Did I ever play you the audio of me like

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Speaker 5: talking to my dad about that? No? I went home

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Speaker 5: and I asked him about it. Let me see it?

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Speaker 1: Why did she make me do?

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Speaker 5: Can you hear that? And you thought it was creepy too?

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Speaker 3: I thought it was creepy, very creepy. If I said,

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Speaker 3: I hope nobody else is creepy.

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Speaker 1: She made you dress up in a suit.

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Speaker 5: I don't think I went on the ice.

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Speaker 3: Yes you did.

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Speaker 1: She had you part of the routine.

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Speaker 5: You were sitting on the ice wearing a suit, reading

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Speaker 5: a newspaper and I was fucking skating around you fish nets,

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Speaker 5: going my heart belongs to daddy. What the fuck? Christ,

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Speaker 5: I'm glad that most people are dead.

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Speaker 1: That's a great line, that.

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Speaker 2: Is, did you do? What happened afterwards?

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Speaker 1: Did people like come up to you and you had

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Speaker 5: I think eventually I got up. I was like, I'm

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Speaker 5: it was so embarrassing, and you know I got last place,

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Speaker 5: of course, and it was just that moment like you had, Brian,

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Speaker 1: It was all our sort.

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Speaker 5: I'll see if it exists.

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Speaker 1: The first time I remember of this, Like I remember

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Speaker 1: Dane Cook had a bit about if you trip and

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Speaker 1: then you look back and you go like like you

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Speaker 1: lat or what do you do? You get like mad

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Speaker 1: Instant embarrassment causes you to have these like spikes in

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Speaker 1: but it's like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who put that sidewalk there?

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Speaker 1: But I remember the first time I ever heard that

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Speaker 1: I think maybe John Reiner, I forget who, someone John

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Speaker 2: He fell back all the way and then he was like,

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Speaker 1: Like you wished to try it, And it was just

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Speaker 1: what a great observation. I was like, I'm gonna I'll

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Speaker 1: And so I think we started making fun of people

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Speaker 1: gotta do it. It's like, really, that was actually fun.

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Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed all and you're like bleeding from the head down. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go to break, but we'll come back with

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Speaker 1: more after this. All right, we're back, Brian. Before the show,

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Speaker 1: you had an announcement. You said something and I said,

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Speaker 6: Okay. I don't know if this is worthy of a show,

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Speaker 6: but I have I have a bag, and in the

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Speaker 6: these like thread free cloths.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they're for wiping.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, I was looking through the bag of cloths. I

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Speaker 6: I have more than all.

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Speaker 1: Of the I can't see your camera right now for

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Speaker 1: some reason, but like all of the cloths are like

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Speaker 1: little things that you get from sun, Like, oh I

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Speaker 1: see it now, all the like to clean sung lessons

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Speaker 1: and stuff.

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Speaker 2: To gather them in that bag.

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Speaker 1: With electronics, and I just as to keep my bag yesterday.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, like.

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Speaker 2: Little bags to put things in.

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Speaker 3: No, don't you dare say that about.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so oh boy, okay, okay, So.

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Speaker 6: This one is uh, this one's like fucking twenty years

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Speaker 3: This is from me, you ned more than one.

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Speaker 6: This is from vision because in case I I don't know,

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Speaker 6: but this one's from Vision People, which is a now

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Speaker 6: And the last time I went to Vision People was

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Speaker 6: I have a red relic. Yeah, I'm gonna throw it

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Speaker 6: out anyway.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's what I was gonna say before the show,

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Speaker 6: just in case anyone was wondering.

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Speaker 3: About my.

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Speaker 1: Desk.

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Speaker 2: I never use those.

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Speaker 1: Anya always has them to wipe her glasses, and her

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Speaker 1: glasses are probably scratched free. I use whatever is around

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Speaker 1: I bin say a SOS pad, anything that it's It's

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Speaker 1: caused me so much strife in my life. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I don't learn, but it's better than a smudge.

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Speaker 5: I guess these microfiber cloths, is they really fucking work?

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Speaker 5: Otherwise I would lose them. But I do covet them,

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Speaker 5: and when I come across and I'm like, snatch it.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I could see why you have a coterie of.

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Speaker 1: Thing made of them? Yes, why aren't more things like

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Speaker 1: why aren't more shirts? Like these are short? People wear glasses?

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Speaker 1: You could always cleanse it for a guitar. Great idea, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: better for a guitar. Again, I would just clean it

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Speaker 1: with something that my mom. I just hear my mom's voice.

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Speaker 2: Don't clean it with that.

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Speaker 1: No, it's my dad's voice. Do you ever like hear

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Speaker 1: a voice and you go like, who is scolding.

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Speaker 8: You for this?

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Speaker 7: Nick?

444
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,359
Speaker 2: Scratch it?

445
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, scratching it up? It was like my whole

446
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,880
Speaker 1: childhood is that some version of that?

447
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 3: What do you do?

448
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:02,120
Speaker 2: You're just row in.

449
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 1: Debt and just being like, Okay, I don't I can't

450
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 1: have nice things. I'm a sloppy mess on the family, kids,

451
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: I would one hundred percent do that. I scold people

452
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 1: all the time for things that I do. It's like,

453
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: that's you become your parents. That's why I don't want kids.

454
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 1: There's no chance that I would even be close to

455
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 1: being a better parent than they were in those moments.

456
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,880
Speaker 1: I do the same exact thing because they condition makes

457
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 1: dogs don't know know nothing, and they get yeah, and

458
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 1: my dog's not cleaning up anything ever, like my dog's

459
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 1: ever trying to be a better dog. These are all

460
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 1: moments where I was trying to help and do something

461
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,160
Speaker 1: and and I failed at it. And this is why

462
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 1: I don't clean my room, is why I don't clean

463
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,959
Speaker 1: bathrooms because I do everything wrong anyway, and I always

464
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,159
Speaker 1: mess it up. More why would I try to do

465
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,199
Speaker 1: the right thing? So then I would leave it or

466
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 1: a rone, I would leave it alone.

467
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 4: And.

468
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,239
Speaker 1: The other day, I know, I would leave alone and

469
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:18,199
Speaker 1: then oh yeah, and I would see the rest of the.

470
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 2: Make it.

471
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just make it work, or my mom

472
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 1: would do it for me. And then that's how I

473
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,439
Speaker 1: grew up to be, to have a room that is

474
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 1: completely in disarray all the time, and uh yeah, but

475
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: it's an organized chaos and I like that. Where when

476
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 1: I found out that those two words together, it really

477
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: brought me a lot of peace. And the more I've

478
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:44,399
Speaker 1: looked on ADHD memes on Reddit, which is what my

479
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 1: boyfriend and I often share those because he has a

480
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: different kind. I think he has more advanced ADHD than me,

481
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: but he's like he has found so much solace in

482
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: these memes that make him feel so much less alone.

483
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: I've never seen someone so comforted by memes. But he's like,

484
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,199
Speaker 1: I saw another meme today that I thought was just me,

485
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: but it's ADHD And it's like it's so freeing for

486
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: people to have a label to put on things. We

487
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: hate labels, but it makes you feel like such, not

488
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: like an anomaly or a freak. And again, it makes

489
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: you feel like it's not your fault, that it's something

490
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 1: outside of you, when really everything, no matter what it is,

491
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 1: is not your fault and outside of you. Know, free

492
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 1: will Bengo card. But I just see him all the

493
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: time feeling so much better, Like, oh my god, he

494
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: is a thing. I don't know if you guys relate

495
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 1: to this. If you, I probably brought it up before

496
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: because it does it. I don't relate to it. And

497
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: I'm kind of almost mad because I fit a lot

498
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,239
Speaker 1: of ADHD things, but not this one. If he has

499
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 1: an appointment later that day, he can get nothing done

500
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 1: until the appointment, Like it's sitting there and he's like,

501
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: I have a three o'clock dentist appointment. I'm gonna get

502
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: so much done before then, I'm gonna wake up at nine,

503
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: and it's just it's that appointment is all that exists

504
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,239
Speaker 1: that day, even though there's a full day before it.

505
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 2: You are all nodding your heads.

506
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: I can't relate to that at all, and I think

507
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: I would have no sick in my life if I

508
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: had that. That seems very tough. What's he doing before

509
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: the appointment that I don't know. I think maybe tidying

510
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: around the house, like just or like watching Netflix or something,

511
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: napping or like it's just I guess the feeling is

512
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 1: I can't speak for him, but I will and continue

513
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: to the rest of our lives with a lot of

514
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: authority and just shortness that I'm getting it right. But he,

515
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm guessing, would say that it's just all that he can.

516
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: There's nothing else to do that day. If he has

517
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: an important thing, there's just the rest of his day

518
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: falls away and then nothing gets accomplished, even though he

519
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: did have a whole day free.

520
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 2: I don't know, though, but you guys relate.

521
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 6: I saw something experience this phenomenon. Sometimes the way to

522
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 6: counteract that is to make another appointment that's earlier, and

523
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 6: then you have few appointments.

524
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 3: But I do that all the time. I think I'm

525
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 3: if I was to guess.

526
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 6: Why, I'll just lay around and I'll look at my

527
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 6: phone and I'll like just kind of language. When I

528
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 6: have an appointment at three o'clock and I guess why

529
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 6: that is. I would think it's because it no matter

530
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 6: what thing you assign yourself to do, it feels like

531
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 6: you're not going to have enough time to finish it

532
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 6: because your appointment's coming up.

533
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 5: I have you have an unfinished thing?

534
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: What is it?

535
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 7: I think so I relate to this too, and I'm

536
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 7: a procrastinator, and I think it's just like another excuse

537
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 7: to procrastinate on things.

538
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that could be a too. So it's an excuse.

539
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: Because you can't get anything done. Like what Brian is saying,

540
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: you go, I can't get like thing done anyway, Yes,

541
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: like I don't have enough time before the appointment. I

542
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: don't want to be late for the appointment. Okay, it's

543
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 1: like constantly want to be late. Perfectionism, procrastination.

544
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 5: What's the other p pussy?

545
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: Okay, I just found it. Waiting mode is when you

546
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: can't get anything done because you're distracted by the awareness

547
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 1: that you have something planned, such as an appointment later on.

548
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: You feel anxi, impatient and even overwhelmed. People with ADHD

549
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 1: know all about waiting mode, and it's incredibly frustrating. And

550
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: that's from you know, Google snipped that to read, Yeah, people,

551
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: I can't start any tasks because I have an appointment later.

552
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: It's just a common thing. Nothing ruins a person with

553
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: ADHD's day like a three pm appointment.

554
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: Let's talk about weight mode.

555
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: I can't do anything when I have a scheduled I mean,

556
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: over and over, people are struggling with this. Wow, I

557
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: don't because I feel like I know that I have

558
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: to leave fifteen minutes before that. There's no worry about

559
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 1: a weight like as I set my alarm on my

560
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: phone for five minutes before I have to actually leave,

561
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: you know, like there's and I feel like maybe I

562
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: might not do anything really important to get done. But

563
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: I almost feel like that gives me a free time

564
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: to Like, I have an appointment, so I will be

565
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: doing something today. There will be a sense of accomplishment,

566
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,719
Speaker 1: so I feel free to pursue my hobbies or like

567
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: something that I just or to be on my phone

568
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: or to take a nap. I don't feel disappointed in

569
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: myself because I do have that scheduled thing. Does he

570
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: feel disappointed in himself? Yes, I think that is the

571
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 1: overall vibe. Like I don't think it would be something

572
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: he like. Is like, I relate to it so much

573
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: if he wasn't feeling anguish over.

574
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Speaker 6: It, Because what is You go to your appointment at

575
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 6: three o'clock, you get back home, it's fucking five thirty now,

576
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 6: and you're like, what the fuck? I didn't do anything

577
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 6: all day except go to this appointment. That's why you

578
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 6: feel bad, which happens all the time.

579
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 2: But I relate to Yeah, you take me.

580
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 6: ADHD is a blessing and a curse. I think that

581
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 6: it's a curse with stuff like that. I don't think

582
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 6: I have it. I mean maybe a little bit or whatever.

583
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 6: I don't know.

584
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: I wouldn't think you do. But yeah, I think we

585
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: all have the touch.

586
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, I mean I only I just keep all

587
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 3: my rags.

588
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: But I think that that's ADHD.

589
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 6: By the way, look at this littleism, this little shit rag.

590
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: Why do they Why does anyone? Will you give me

591
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,479
Speaker 1: some of those? Brian? Will you give me the one

592
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: you're about to throw out, the vintage one like a

593
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: Maxie's monocle. I already threw it out? Was it on

594
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: top of a dirty banana and some raw eggs? Like,

595
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: I'll take it out of your waist basket next to

596
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: your desk. Okay, I'll have this trash. I'll eat that rag.

597
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 6: ADHD is a blessing because I feel like a lot

598
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 6: of people who are very good at things have ADHD

599
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 6: because they have an extreme attention to detail and they

600
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 6: don't let things slide, and that creates really amazing, amazing

601
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 6: things like producers and writers and stuff like that, because

602
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 6: it's like I must say, get laser focus. It's laser focus.

603
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 6: I just nothing else can distract them. And people think

604
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 6: that eighty we've talked about this before. They think that

605
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 6: ADHD is just like there's a like a squirrel. I'm

606
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 6: gonna talk about this, And it is that in a

607
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 6: lot of ways.

608
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 2: I have it.

609
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: When it comes to conversation, I'll be in the middle

610
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: of a sentence and I won't finish the sentence it

611
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: I'll start the next like I do. Like I just said,

612
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: like I will start the next sentence before finishing that sentence.

613
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 1: So I think that's like the negative side of it,

614
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: but it's it is a lot of just hyper focus,

615
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: because when you get in a tunnel, you can and

616
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: that's I think the appointment thing. I have an appointment today,

617
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: I can't think about anything else. I can't do anything else.

618
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: I have that to do.

619
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: Hyper focus. I can't miss that.

620
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: I waited a really long time to get this appointment,

621
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: and there's like a lot of stress around that. But yeah,

622
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: I think it's a blessing and a curse as well.

623
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 5: I've seen a meme about reading a book if you

624
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 5: have ADHD and you just read the same page over

625
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 5: and over, realize you haven't absorbed the page, go back

626
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 5: for pages, and the same thing happens again. You just

627
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 5: cannot absorb material.

628
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 2: I think that's probably ADHD people's uffer from it.

629
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: But I think people without ADD have that too, because

630
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: sometimes a book is fucking boring and you are just

631
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: thinking about something else and you're trying to read the

632
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: book to distract you from that thing, but your brain

633
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: is like, no, we need to solve this other thing,

634
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: which I think could be ADD. But I think a

635
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: lot of people have that feeling of reading the same

636
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: page over and over. I know I do it constantly

637
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: when I'm reading or when i'm I mean more so

638
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: when I'm watching any anything, I mean, I've talked about

639
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:05,239
Speaker 1: this before. I will watch a scene seventeen time. I'm

640
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: not kidding you, like on a succession, because succession I

641
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: want to I don't want to miss a single line.

642
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: And there's sometimes when I would watch it and I'd

643
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: be very distracted on my phone and I would keep

644
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: looking down my phone at the exact moment that I

645
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: would do it every time, and I would watch for

646
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: five seconds ago, don't do it again, Nikki, and then

647
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: I forget not to do it, and I look down

648
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: again and I don't miss it again. So that just, yeah,

649
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: that happens.

650
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 6: That's why you like you're an active watch or you

651
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 6: like talking when you're watching watching shows. Yeah, so maybe

652
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 6: that helps you pay attention because you're engaging one.

653
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: Hundred percent material. There's something riding on my attention, which

654
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: is a human connection that I'm trying to make. If

655
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: I'm not watching the show, I have nothing to say

656
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: to this person. I will I'm accountable if I'm watching

657
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: with someone. I can't watch anything alone. I don't know

658
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: when this happened. As a kid, I could watch things

659
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: alone all the time. I do think I have ADHD

660
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: from social media and phones. Like, I think it's late

661
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: on set. I think I had early signs of it

662
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: for sure, but I think it is really amped up

663
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: because of devices. I don't see how it couldn't be.

664
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we all suffer from all. But yeah,

665
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 5: that's what I wonder is, like, when is it ADHD

666
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 5: and when is it just a person in twenty twenty

667
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 5: three who owns a phone?

668
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 3: Okreed, tell me about it. That should be a meme.

669
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 5: That should be is this disorder when you have a

670
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 5: flight in the morning, but you have twenty four hours

671
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 5: until the flight, and you spend the entire day packing perfectly,

672
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 5: like the perfect amount of shampoo, the perfect That's what

673
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 5: I do before a big trip, and I'll see.

674
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 6: The entire CD based on anxiety. You have anxiety about

675
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 6: the upcoming engagement, and you spend you try You're trying

676
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 6: to protect yourself from any outcome that could be negative

677
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 6: by packing so perfectly.

678
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: I am so glad I don't have that, but I'm

679
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: jealous that I don't at the same time, because I

680
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: thought as much my life would be fucking hell. I'm

681
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: jealous of just being organized and like having nice things

682
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: nicely folded and like, you know, I just want to

683
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: be a neat woman with like nice things and like

684
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: just my suitcase unpacked so that the dog can crawl

685
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: in it and be like I'm gonna miss you. But

686
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: my dog could never even get neat, Like I want

687
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: to take a cute pic. I could never take a

688
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: picture of my dog in the suitcase because he can't

689
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: get in because there's things. There's things flying hurling towards it.

690
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: As I threw throw them from my closet. He would

691
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: get hit in the face with a fucking stiletto that

692
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: I won't wear because I've never worn stilettos, But I

693
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: keep it in my closet because someday I might need

694
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: a stiletto heel. Even though they haven't been in forever

695
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: and they hurt my feet so badly, I won't wear them.

696
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's something that's my whole thing. I'm jealous

697
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: of something and I want it, but I actually it

698
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: would really hinder my life. Do you feel like annoyed

699
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: that you do that? Like, I don't think Anya Marina

700
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: would give up. If I could tell you, you will pack exact,

701
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: you will pack less perfectly, but you will save you

702
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: will only do it for three hours worse before your

703
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 1: flight or or you know, at some point before, not

704
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: directly before.

705
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 3: Would you for getting to bring sunscreen?

706
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might have to go buy sunscreen at CVS,

707
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: but it's not.

708
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 5: Getting My heart rate is r rising right now. I

709
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 5: feel it rising just you asking me that question.

710
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 1: I can feel my heart beat. Really it's like this.

711
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 5: But I do think I've made progress because I used

712
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 5: to spend eight hours packing, not even joking, for like

713
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 5: a tour weekend, and now what like I went to

714
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 5: New York the other day. Yeah, because I would be like,

715
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 5: I don't want to bring one extra T shirt of merch,

716
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 5: but you always do, like I always would.

717
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: What happens if you do?

718
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: Like you're not trying to get things under fifty pounds

719
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: necessarily because you carry on, so like who cares if

720
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 1: you bring an extra shirt or something?

721
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 5: No, I do try to get it under fifty. I

722
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 5: hate bringing extra shit with me. I hate being like

723
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 5: I can't believe I lugged all this shit around or

724
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 5: like there's an extra bags that.

725
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: Worse than spending hours of your life.

726
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 5: Like, well, I get to a point where I'm like

727
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 5: this is this is a waste of my time. You know,

728
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 5: you don't need to spend the whole day because you're

729
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 5: cutting into your life, Like this is fun anymore. And

730
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 5: so now I'm a much quicker packer, and I do

731
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 5: feel like I've gotten I've made progress around Like who cares?

732
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 5: So what if you only have one outfit and you

733
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 5: forgot more clothes? Or who cares if you have like

734
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 5: too many clothes and you never wore those, or you

735
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 5: brought two books and you never even cracked one of them.

736
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 5: Who cares?

737
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: So it's better I packed for New York, like I like,

738
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 1: I understand who cares? So much? Like I thank god

739
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: I do, because my life really would be hell if

740
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 1: I had to pack so much all the time. And

741
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: I really do start packing a half hour before I

742
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: will leave for like two week trips, and there's no

743
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: joke there. I just grab. Okay, going through my shirts,

744
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: I love this shirt. I love this shirt. I know

745
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: I need like around. I'm going first five Let's say

746
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: I'm going for five days. I'll probably want nine shirts

747
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: because I might just want to wear different things in

748
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: different days. Nine shirts. Okay, sweatshirts, I need to I

749
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 1: like this one. I like this one. A denim jacket perfect.

750
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: I need actually a dressy jacket.

751
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 2: I'll take that.

752
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 1: Okay. I'm gonna need black boots and like, oh, white

753
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: boots that those go with everything. Okay, gym shoes, running shoes,

754
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: Sneakers that will look good on stage, Sneakers that are

755
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: kind of like scuffed uff that I can wear to

756
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: get coffee, flip flops in case we go somewhere like that.

757
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm getting some nice pants right now.

758
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, so many things right now, like me Lulu

759
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: Lemon pants. Okay, let me go throw all my litule

760
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: Lemon pants. I really okay, I'm gone five days. I

761
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: like to wear them every day. I kind of like

762
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: a clean pair every day. I'm gonna honestly bring six.

763
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: Fuck it, I'm gonna bring six. I don't only wear two.

764
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: Who gives a shit, they don't weigh that much. Throw

765
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: them in there. Okay, toiletry thinks that's already packed up,

766
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: because I live out of a toiletry case anyway. I

767
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: never put anything back away, so I just zip that up.

768
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 1: Put my face washed back in my whatever is out

769
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: on the counter, put it back in, zip up, throw

770
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: it in socks Okay, go to the sock drawing. I'm

771
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: gone five days. Let's bring ten socks. Fuck it, I

772
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna happen. There might be all in

773
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 1: my bag ten socks. Throw them in.

774
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 2: And then I roll up my suitcase and I go, whoa,

775
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: this is about fifty two.

776
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: I can feel it. Okay, we got to go back

777
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,879
Speaker 1: in those Lulu Lemon pants. I don't need fucking five Okay,

778
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: those are kind of heavy. Let me put the heaviest ones.

779
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: Let me take two of those out.

780
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 2: Okay.

781
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: What of these lotions in my bag are under three

782
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: ounces that are kind of heavy that I can put

783
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: in my carry on? Okay, take those out. That's two pounds. Okay, good,

784
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: good to go. Let's go. Oh I forgot all the

785
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: podcast equipment that really like works. I could if I

786
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: could move that fast, I could pack that fast.

787
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 5: What I just said, I don't know. I'm not wired

788
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 5: that way.

789
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: What what is going through your mind when you pick

790
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: out shirts? I am, let's say four days. I can't shirts.

791
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 5: It's like asking a cow why they don't like run

792
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 5: like a fucking jackrab They just don't. The cow's like

793
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:55,240
Speaker 5: I will take my I just cannot do it. It doesn't.

794
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 5: It like really aggravates me. I don't like being stressed.

795
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 5: I don't like rushing. Like I was coming here today

796
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 5: and I was like, I'm going to be ten minutes late.

797
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, fuck it, I'll be five, and it

798
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 5: was just like, I hate this. I would so much

799
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 5: rather be early and chilled out than like plugging in

800
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 5: my headphones and putting in and trying to get online.

801
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: I love being right on time and rushing right to

802
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: the moment because I just know it's I know, I

803
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 1: just know how long things take almost perfectly, and I

804
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: am late a lot of times, but I'm always like

805
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: at the most, unless I'm like super late and it's

806
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,479
Speaker 1: I've overslept, or it's something egregious, there's like a car

807
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: accident that there's huge traffic. If I checked my text

808
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: of the word late, I would say it would most

809
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: likely be the number three or seven next to it.

810
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 1: Three minutes late, seven minutes late, and three minutes late.

811
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: People go, why do you even need to tell me? Well,

812
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: because it's late, but it's always and I know exactly

813
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: what it's gonna be. I guess that's I will like

814
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 1: that part about my personality. But I don't like getting

815
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: somewhere and having to wait. Ooh god, I wanted to

816
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: just walk right in and go waiting.

817
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 5: I love it because it's like it's an illusion of

818
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 5: wasting time. It's like I can spread it out, I

819
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 5: can open up my laptop, I can listen to a podcast,

820
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 5: and I don't have to stress at all that I'm.

821
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 2: Like, see, that's like rushing now.

822
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: It's time distress girl, because you have nothing to do

823
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: until it starts, and you don't have any of your

824
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: distractions with you. I mean you have your phone so

825
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: and maybe your laptop, so you do have distractions with you,

826
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: but it's taking Maybe like I'm there for like a

827
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: lunch meeting with something with someone at a cafe, I

828
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: don't want to get there early because I'm nervous about it,

829
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: or a date like when I used to go on dates,

830
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: like I don't want to get I'm always five minutes

831
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: late because I do. I want to get right in

832
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: and I don't want to sit and think about like

833
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: you should run, you should not go. I don't want

834
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: to be up. I saw a couple I was in, well,

835
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: this was so cute. I was staying on this ranch

836
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: and there's a coffee shop here and every morning I

837
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: see this girl and she's so freaking nice. I just

838
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: love her warmth. She's like this young girl, cute and

839
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: I get a latte and she's so nice. She knows

840
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: my name now, and I think she's like, you know,

841
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: she's I don't know, everyone knows my name. Cheers. It's happening.

842
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: So and it's just me and this girl and I

843
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: sit there and I write in my journal and then

844
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: she's just doing her stuff and people come in and out.

845
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: And the other day I walked in there's it was

846
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: like round four thirty. It's closing at five, maybe four

847
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: forty five, and there there's this guy sitting there and

848
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 1: there's only two tables in this very very small cafe.

849
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: It's almost like annoying that I'm in there. When she's in,

850
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's like, could you just go outside? But

851
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: it's so hot here. So I'm sitting there and this

852
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: guy is sitting at the other table and it's right

853
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,439
Speaker 1: next to me, like we're on top of each other.

854
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: And he's a young kid and he's just sitting there

855
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: and he's holding his phone and then he puts his

856
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: phone down and he's just staring straight ahead for a

857
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 1: really long time, and I'm like, wow, it's so cool,

858
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: like this guy in his like twenties can like just

859
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: not be on his phone. Like it's I've never seen

860
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: this in this generation. I couldn't even do that. He's

861
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: just sitting there thinking, and she's starting to do closing duties,

862
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: you know, because it's closing, and she says to him

863
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 1: or no. He says to her, do you want me

864
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: to help? So I'm go, oh, they know each other.

865
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: I thought at first, I go, what is this guy doing?

866
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: Is he on the ranch too? Like maybe I'll make

867
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: a friend? And he goes and then I go does

868
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: he oh? Is he her boss or something? And I

869
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I looked at him. I go, no,

870
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: he definitely doesn't work here. This is probably her boyfriend

871
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 1: who's like come to pick her up and he's hanging

872
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: out before and so she goes out. She goes, no,

873
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: I'm good, and she goes out and she's stacking chairs

874
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: on the front. She can't hear me, and I go,

875
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: is that your girlfriend? Because I'm just like obsessed with

876
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: this girl. I think she's so adorable. I saw a

877
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: guy come in the other day while I was writing

878
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 1: in my journal. There's a lot of people who cycle

879
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: through this canyon. I'm staying in and they stop in

880
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: at this ranch to get coffee, and he stopped in

881
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: and they were like flirting and they both liked each other,

882
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 1: and I was like wanting to set them up whatever.

883
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 1: So then she's adorable. I'd like really imagined this whole

884
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: life for this girl. She can have anything she wants

885
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: in life. She's fantastic. And I go, is that your girlfriend?

886
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh no, And then I realized, oh,

887
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: he is her. He's like, I'm just her friend. I'm like,

888
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: this guy's in love with her. This is a friend

889
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: who is in love with this girl. He's He's like,

890
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: I just I was in the area, so I just

891
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: decided to come and hang out where I think we're

892
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: gonna go get dinners. Like there's like too much information

893
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: coming out. But he was like what guy goes and

894
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: just watches his friend close the place. Maybe they were

895
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: just friends, but I was projecting a lot onto this

896
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: of like he's got this deep crush on her. She

897
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: kind of knows but doesn't and maybe would be into it.

898
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: But he's not direct enough and he's but I realized

899
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: what he was doing with the phone thing is he

900
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: was he was trying to look like he's sitting at

901
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: this cafe, he has nothing else to do. She's there

902
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: watching him, but she can't talk to him because I'm

903
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 1: in there, so she can't like be friendly with him,

904
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: and he's thinking, like, I can't. I don't want this

905
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: girl to think I'm just always on my phone and

906
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: that's like all I do, and I'm obsessed with my

907
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: phone like other guys. So I'm just gonna like stare.

908
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: That doesn't look cool. Fuck, Okay, now I just look

909
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: like a psycho like but there's nothing. There's nothing for

910
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: him to write, there's nothing for him to do. So

911
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: he was just having this internal struggle of like how

912
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: I would have look cool in this moment, And I

913
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: bet you anything he wishes he would have got there

914
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: a little bit later to not have to deal with

915
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: this like waiting time because she didn't want help from him,

916
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: but he was but what do you do in that?

917
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: I do?

918
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 5: Really?

919
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: I guess I was projecting the whole way because I

920
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: know that when I think I'm being watched or I'm

921
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 1: trying to look cool. I don't want to see them

922
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: like someone who's addicted to their phone, so I'll put

923
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: it down.

924
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 2: But then you go, well, what do I do?

925
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: There's nothing? Do I just sit here and think? That

926
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: looks maybe even more crazy, Like do you ever get.

927
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 3: I've done that at a wall?

928
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: He had nothing to look at either.

929
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 6: There was like a line at Starbucks or something. And

930
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 6: if you just look at any line at Starbucks, everyone's

931
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 6: on their phone. There's not a single person on their phone.

932
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 6: And there was a time I got I frequently don't

933
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 6: look at my phone. I'm one of those guys staring off.

934
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 6: And I sat, I stood on the line, and I

935
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 6: was the only one on the line without a phone,

936
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 6: and I you know what you feel like? You feel

937
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 6: like a like a sixty year old or something who's like,

938
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 6: I'm looking around and these people know like if I

939
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 6: look up from my phone, this fucking guy.

940
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 3: Is going to try to talk to me. And that's

941
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 3: what happen.

942
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: Feel you can feel your presence.

943
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 3: But I didn't want to talk to anybody. But that's

944
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 3: just how I woke.

945
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 6: I didn't have a phone, so everyone was thinking that

946
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 6: I was gonna do that, but I just really wanted

947
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 6: to look around.

948
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: Yes, you are a guy that is not tethered to

949
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 1: his phone. So we have a common friend here that

950
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,439
Speaker 1: we're hanging out with yesterday, and she was talking about

951
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: trying to get out there and date again. She's mid thirties,

952
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: got to have a relationship recently, is like, wants to

953
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: get back out there, is discouraged by the apps. And

954
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: she's like, you know, the days of meeting someone at

955
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: a bar are so long gone. And she was like,

956
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: or just like out in public sheet And We've said

957
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: this before, and I've heard this before, but it just

958
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: struck me. She's like, because everyone's looking down now, no

959
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: one even looks up anymore. There's no one even looking

960
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: to make a connection out in the real world.

961
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 2: It's so discouraging.

962
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 3: How get your pods in too, Yes, And.

963
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 2: That what a way to show the world. Don't talk

964
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: to me.

965
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: I mean when people talk to me with my air

966
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: PUDs and I go, are you fucking crazy? Can you

967
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: not see that there's nothing playing in these? And I'm

968
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: wearing them solely to let you think that there's something

969
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: playing in them. And I'm listening to a podcast. I'm

970
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 1: engrossed in an audiobook.

971
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 6: That's why everyone's fucking their co workers now, because it's

972
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 6: the only time you can actually talk.

973
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: To me a personal and you are forced to not

974
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: be on your phone. You have to look at them

975
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: across the table at a meeting.

976
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 3: That's such a good point.

977
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: I keep thinking everyety.

978
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 3: Everyone's every workers Biden.

979
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 5: I keep thinking we're going to grow out of this, Biden.

980
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: I think they we will. There will be a reckoning.

981
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: I think that, you.

982
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 5: Know, I think it's going to be like really cool

983
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 5: thin she like I.

984
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: Was the Jeens lowisted. Lewis said, it's the trends will

985
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: keep going back and forth.

986
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we'll go one or either way. It

987
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 3: will either go. There'd be a generation who thinks it's

988
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 3: uncool to be connected to your phone and that it's

989
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 3: cool to be in present are We'll just keep increasing

990
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 3: until we're so connected that we our cell phone is

991
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,240
Speaker 3: implanted chip into our brain and we're never not connected.

992
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 3: So it's not even a choice.

993
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: I tried to scroll the other day on I took

994
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: some notes to go on stage. I was doing a

995
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: million sets the other night, and I had my like

996
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: a note card from my you know, hotel notepad, and

997
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: I wrote some lines on it, which I don't normally do.

998
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm always just like looking at my phone. And I

999
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: was holding my phone and holding this note card, and

1000
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: Carlisle was in the car with me as I was

1001
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 1: reviewing my set, and I tried to scroll on the

1002
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: note card I've done multiple times. I kept doing it.

1003
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 5: I've done this thing on photos. You're trying to enlarge

1004
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 5: it or like, wait, a page from a book.

1005
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I was doing it, and I realized,

1006
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: I thought, and I tried to convince myself. I was

1007
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 1: self soothing, just like I'm just rubbing this paper and

1008
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: I go, no, you're scrolling. My hand is constantly in

1009
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: a phone claw. In every picture where I don't have

1010
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: a phone in my hand, it is already in it's it,

1011
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: it's reaching out for it. And I do have that

1012
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 1: dent on my pinky. Does everyone have the pinky dent?

1013
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 4: No?

1014
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 2: Or your phone?

1015
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: That's a we all have it now, But that's where

1016
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: you rest your phone when you're holding it. And there's

1017
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: a dent now in most people's pinkies. Look and see

1018
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: if you have it on your pinky phone holding hand.

1019
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: Do you see that dent in line a.

1020
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 5: Little bit yeah right there.

1021
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

1022
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 5: Okay, I put my phone do I.

1023
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, rest there something rest there? Yeah.

1024
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: I had a million sets this week, nine to be exact,

1025
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: nine million and over two nights, four on Friday, five

1026
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: on Saturday. And talk about like having such pleasure when

1027
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: you are like I can do a whole night. I

1028
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: start at seven forty and I end at eleven o'clock

1029
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: and I can go boom boom, boom boom and hit

1030
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: them all at the right time. I plan them all

1031
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: and I but I at all, no waiting at all.

1032
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: I just walk in and go right up, or if

1033
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 1: i'd you know, some time I see the set before

1034
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: me or something, which is sometimes kind of fun because

1035
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: it forces me to watch stand up, which I'm don't

1036
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: want to do sometimes.

1037
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 4: But I.

1038
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: Had four sets on Saturday, and then someone I had

1039
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: a block of time between like eight forty five and

1040
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: ten eleven where I was like, what the fuck am

1041
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: I going to do in that. I'm in my car,

1042
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm in Hollywood, I'm you know, twenty miles away from

1043
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: where I'm staying. I can't go back home. There's no

1044
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: one to go to dinner with. I don't want to

1045
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: go have dinner alone. I just was like, what am

1046
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: I gonna do? And then I got a text earlier

1047
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: that day that was like, Nikki, do you have time

1048
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 1: tonight around nine o'clock? And I'm like yes, and do

1049
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: you like Jeremy Renner? And I was like, I just

1050
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: wrote hah. It was from a number that I don't

1051
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: really know who it is, to be honest with you,

1052
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: it's just someone who always books me on shows and

1053
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: I show up at the shows and I never know

1054
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: if that person is there or not. I'm always like,

1055
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: h I just like greet everyone like I've been texting

1056
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: with them for years, booking me on places. Thank you

1057
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: for this. I don't know who this person is, just

1058
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: an eight one eight number, but we have a history

1059
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: of about Yeah, it's like, do you like me?

1060
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 2: I'm coming to the chase.

1061
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: We've been texting for years. Do you like me? I

1062
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: was in a terrible accident which I did not remember,

1063
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: so I said, I said uh hahaha, and I said, yes,

1064
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: I am free at that time, and yeah, I think

1065
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: he's extremely talented, which I do. I was like, what

1066
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: do I feel about Jeremy Renner? Like, I don't. I

1067
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: don't really often comb through my feelings about actors whose

1068
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 1: work I really haven't been exposed to because I'm not

1069
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: an action movie gal.

1070
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 2: He's in the hurt Locker.

1071
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 3: Hawkeye. He's Hawkeye.

1072
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 6: He's in Disney's in Marvel, every Marvel movie, the Avengers.

1073
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: I knew he was in Avengers, but I didn't I

1074
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: was a short king. He's a short king, yes, but

1075
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: I all I know of him, to be honest with you,

1076
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: Besides something, the tabloids are stories of his life. I e.

1077
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: That snowmobiling accent. I know so that he was great

1078
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: on SNL. I remember seeing his SNL monologue and thinking,

1079
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: everyone give up. This is this guy can sing. I

1080
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: take a good actor because he plays with eble piano

1081
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 1: and he was singing, and I was like, this guy

1082
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: is a renaissance man. He's good at everything. He's attractive,

1083
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: he's he's funny, like he's nailing it, he seems. I

1084
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,479
Speaker 1: just remember being very frustrated after I saw his Usually

1085
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: I'm not frustrated by men in that way when they're

1086
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: super talented. I'm usually like, well they're a man, They're

1087
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: not my competition. But I felt like Jesus Christ, I

1088
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: can't believe God bestows that much talent on some people

1089
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: and others. He like, you know, I can't do a

1090
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: fucking B minor chord. It's just frustrating, you know. And

1091
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: so that's all I knew. And then I get to

1092
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: the So then I pick up Carlisle to go around

1093
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: to my sets with me, and I was like, Oh,

1094
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm doing your friend Katie Cordoza's show at the Haha,

1095
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: which I is this club in the valley that I

1096
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: never go to because it's just not in the area,

1097
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: but it fit my schedule, so I said, I said

1098
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: yes to the show. And she also asked me if

1099
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: someone asked me who booked me on the show, if

1100
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: I like Jeremy Runner, and she was like, oh, yeah,

1101
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: she's friends with him. And I was like, oh, okay,

1102
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: so is he on the show? Like I thought, oh,

1103
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: I'll get to meet him. I'll be on the show.

1104
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: I guess he's trying stand up, like doing a Jeremy Piven.

1105
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: All the Jeremies I are trying stand up. I don't know,

1106
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: And so she's like, no, I think he comes to

1107
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 1: watch sometimes. And I was like, oh, okay, he'll be

1108
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,479
Speaker 1: in the audience, but like, why would I be asked

1109
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: if I like him, why does that matter? If like

1110
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: I can, he will only watch comedians who like him

1111
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 1: or something. I was just like, it's just a weird

1112
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: question from a person I don't know. And so I

1113
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: got there and they're like, Jeremy Renner is in the building.

1114
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, is this not a dish? Like I don't

1115
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: even know. I don't need to know this. I don't

1116
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: like to know when famous people are there. I mean,

1117
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: sometimes it's fun. There was a show where I was

1118
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: at where Bette Midler was there, and I was like,

1119
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,439
Speaker 1: what jokes would Bette like? But most of the time

1120
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know it, just like now there's

1121
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: something added to it. And then to add to that,

1122
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: I'm in the law the place I'm about to go up,

1123
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what jokes did Jeremy Renner like? I'm like,

1124
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't know anything about this guy.

1125
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: But I also would to please a celebrity because they're

1126
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: celebrity and everyone else is like making a big deal

1127
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: of it, not like a huge deal, but they're like

1128
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: Jeremy Renner is like he's here, he's in, like he's

1129
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: can change my life, and there's like this just that

1130
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: idea I guess in Hollywood of like every show. Who

1131
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: knows he could be like she's a leading lady or what.

1132
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I wasn't really thinking that way.

1133
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't even want to be in movies.

1134
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 8: And then.

1135
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 1: And then I see a guy at the bar. I'm like,

1136
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 1: is that fucking Carlos Mencia? Who I You know, when

1137
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: I started in two thousand and six, you might not

1138
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: think Carlo Smancia is a big deal now, but he

1139
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: was such a fucking huge jobt He was the biggest

1140
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 1: comedian a MS right in two thousand and five to

1141
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine. He was like the guy arena

1142
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: like Madison Square Garden, probably multiple shows sold out and

1143
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: he's at the ha haa cafean a Saturday night at

1144
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: the bar? Is he wearing shorts? Are those lawn shoes?

1145
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: What's happening? But I'm like, no, that guy just looks

1146
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,280
Speaker 1: like Carlos Spencia. And then I go in the hallway

1147
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like kind of like because I opened for

1148
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: him early on in my career, we had the same

1149
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: agency and they were like, you should go on Carlos's

1150
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: tour and I went to one gig with him on

1151
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: a weekend, and Brad Williams was there too, He's the

1152
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,919
Speaker 1: little person comedian. He was there too, and Josh Blue.

1153
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: I think maybe Josh wasn't there, but Carlos didn't. We

1154
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: didn't get It's not like we didn't get along. It

1155
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: was just not a good fit for his audience to

1156
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: have me do like abortion jokes for five minutes, like

1157
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 1: trying to be serious before he went up and did

1158
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: whatever he did. He used to go to break but

1159
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: I'll finish this story when I get back. So I'm

1160
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: at the ha Cafe. I'm about to go on. I

1161
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: think I've seen Carlos Spencia. I don't know. He comes

1162
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: over and he's like Nikki Carlos, and I was like,

1163
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: oh my god. Carlo Spencia still like locked in this

1164
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 1: part of my brain which is like this guy is

1165
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: a big deal. He can change your life. I don't

1166
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 1: feel that way now. And Cosmincy is a good example

1167
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: of like why none of this fucking matters because he

1168
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,439
Speaker 1: was doing arenas and now he's at the Haja Cafe

1169
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: on a Saturday night having beers with his friends and

1170
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 1: he's not It's not that he's I'm sure he could

1171
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: be working. It's not like he's hard up for gigs.

1172
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: But he returned to the clubs like he had a

1173
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: someone would call it a fall where it was like

1174
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: he had everything and I don't. Brian was saying, yesterday

1175
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: you had a good point about him. Will you share

1176
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: that point about like his comedy did not age well?

1177
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 6: I guess, oh well, uh yeah, I mean some of

1178
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 6: his material I guess from back in the day would

1179
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 6: be considered offensive now to the degree that he probably

1180
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 6: wouldn't be able to get away with doing it. Even

1181
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 6: like his signature bit was where he'd like make fun

1182
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 6: of a mentally handicapped person and like at the time

1183
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 6: that was perfectly fine, and nowadays it's not so like,

1184
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 6: you know, maybe that didn't age well.

1185
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 3: And then also he was accused of Joe stealing and

1186
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 3: that kind of.

1187
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,439
Speaker 6: Really derailed his career, Like it was really it really

1188
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 6: affected his career. I don't know why that was the thing,

1189
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 6: but like it's really crazy that something like that that

1190
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 6: was like getting canceled before it was about uh, you know,

1191
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 6: sexual harassment. That was the most defensive thing that you

1192
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 6: stole it you could possibly do to get away with

1193
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,919
Speaker 6: jerking off on somebody in a closet, but you can't

1194
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,479
Speaker 6: get away with stealing a joke.

1195
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 2: Yes, it was.

1196
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: I mean, well, there was the footage of Joe Rogan

1197
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: confronting him at the comedy store, and that was right

1198
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 1: when I think Joe Rogan. It made Carlsmancia unfamous and

1199
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 1: it made Joe Rogan famous.

1200
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:40,919
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1201
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh, pivotal moment.

1202
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, and just like raise his whatever you do status. Yes,

1203
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 6: Joe Brogan's one of the most powerful men in the world.

1204
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 1: He wasn't at that time though that that clip came out,

1205
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,760
Speaker 1: but it really brought him like a fear of factor.

1206
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean, which is hard.

1207
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: And he was on news radio. I mean, he was

1208
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: a famous guy, there's no question about it. Like, but

1209
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: the way he is now is not. At that he

1210
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: was not a household name, And I think that clip

1211
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 1: did the opposite to each of their careers. But what

1212
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: I will say about Karlsmancia, what I think I observed

1213
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,479
Speaker 1: from being on the road with him for a little

1214
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: bit and the way that his the openers that he had,

1215
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: and how they would all talk. I believe that I

1216
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: do believe they absorb things and think they don't think

1217
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 1: they're stealing, they think they're they I think his argument

1218
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: was like, I'm doing it better kind of thing. And

1219
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this this weekend because my voice

1220
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 1: teacher is trying to get me to He knows that

1221
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: I'm not writing original music, so he's trying to get

1222
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: me to do covers in my own way. He's like,

1223
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: you can interpret the song in a completely different way

1224
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: and deliver it so it sounds like a completely different song.

1225
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 1: Even though it's the same melody and the same key

1226
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 1: and everything, it can sound totally different. I'm like, why

1227
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 1: is that okay? But it's not okay to take someone's

1228
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: bit and go, you know what, I could actually have

1229
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: a much better perspective on the same thing. Why is

1230
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 1: that so forbidden? And I agree it is like, I

1231
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 1: obviously don't ever want anyone to do that to my jokes,

1232
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: But how many fucking times have I seen a joke

1233
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: that I have thought of before on stage and someone

1234
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: is just scratching the surface, like they didn't fill they

1235
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: didn't scratch the whole scratcher's ticket there is there is

1236
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: a great joke there, and that you can win a

1237
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: million dollars, but you just scratched the first row and

1238
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 1: go why it's something that was kind of fun, and

1239
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: you know, was there a.

1240
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 5: Way to do it where it would be respected by

1241
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 5: your peers?

1242
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 6: There is one way, you think, there is one way.

1243
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 6: You just say like, oh, I've never heard you say

1244
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 6: that joke parallel thinking.

1245
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: I guess I no, But no one gives a shit

1246
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: about that. If you're called it a joke thief, it

1247
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: haunts you the rest of your life. Look at Amy Schumer.

1248
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: Every single clip of hers, there's someone saying she steals

1249
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: jokes when it was really just parallel thought. You know,

1250
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: like if you get called it once you it doesn't

1251
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: matter if it was parallel thought. And I'm talking about

1252
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: when it's not parallel thought when I do. The other night,

1253
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: I saw Mark Maron do a joke that I'm like,

1254
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: I have had that thought in my head and now,

1255
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: and not to say that he just did a scratch

1256
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 1: the surface choke. He did dig into it. He's talking

1257
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 1: about being vegan. And I've been in Carlo Goes, I've

1258
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: heard you say that so many times that you could

1259
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: do that. He said it. It was the first time

1260
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: I met you.

1261
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 2: You said it.

1262
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: How He's like the best thing about being vegan. It's

1263
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: actually really hard to do. It doesn't taste as good

1264
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: all these things. But the best thing is that you

1265
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: are a good person and no one could argue you

1266
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: out of it. You are doing the right thing, and

1267
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: you there's no argument you're choosing to eat animals. I'm

1268
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: like pretty much what I say all the time, which

1269
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: is like, it's the only thing I'm certain of that

1270
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: makes me a better person than everyone else if they're

1271
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: not doing it that and but he killed with it.

1272
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: I've never found a way to articulate it. But that's

1273
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: dead to me. If I have a little bit of

1274
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: a different perspective on that whole thing, I can never

1275
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: do that. I can't touch that idea that vegans are

1276
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: superior and that I actually feel like a better person

1277
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: than everyone else.

1278
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 2: And it's gone.

1279
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: It's dead. But I could have different things to say

1280
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 1: to it. I could have different rifts that I want

1281
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: to run, Like in a song, like you know what

1282
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: I mean, Like if I are songs, you are able

1283
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: to artistically interpret a song and sometimes make it better.

1284
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: I mean, there are how many people think that the

1285
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: what's a better cover than the original? There's millions of songs.

1286
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: I think that we're not a lot as comedians.

1287
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 3: I think the tides changing.

1288
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 6: I think it's getting more acceptable to kind of just

1289
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,919
Speaker 6: as long as it's not a straight up exact same joke.

1290
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 6: I think it's getting more acceptable because of TikTok, where

1291
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 6: on TikTok everyone is just stealing everyone else's sketch and

1292
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 6: making and putting their own spin on it. And if

1293
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 6: you even if you like look at the like the

1294
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 6: accounts that tell your hearers how to become viral on

1295
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 6: TikTok or whatever, they literally say, like go through popular

1296
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 6: successful tiktoks and take that idea and then make it

1297
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 6: your own.

1298
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Speaker 3: And it's not.

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Speaker 6: Stealing because you're gonna take it and make put your

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00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 6: own spin on it and it's.

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Speaker 3: Your thing now.

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00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would be so pissed if

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00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: someone did this to one of my jokes, but if

1304
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: they brought something new to it that I didn't, I

1305
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,040
Speaker 1: would be a little bit jealous and go, h, I

1306
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 1: wish I would have thought of that, And I'm glad

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01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: you can't. That information should be out there, that added thing.

1308
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 3: Just like a tag or something. It needs to be.

1309
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 3: It has to be like you're talking about like if

1310
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 3: I did it. If I did a joke that was

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01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: about uh, you know.

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01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 6: Uh working at a deli, and I had a bunch

1313
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 6: of jokes about working at a deli, and then somebody

1314
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 6: else came out with jokes that were about working at

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01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:22,919
Speaker 6: a deli.

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Speaker 3: It's like, well, no, I don't.

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01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 1: Think anyone could accuse that you both worked at a deli.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, you have different perspectives. I'm talking about a

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01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 1: specific joke, like if I were to do a Mark

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01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: Maarn joke of like I feel better than all of

1321
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: you people. I know that. It's if I wanted to

1322
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,439
Speaker 1: just expound on that in my own way that would

1323
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: maybe make that point resonate more or.

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01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 3: In my own life you know, happened all the time.

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01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: I mean, but I can't do it because that's why

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01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: I don't like watching comedy, because if I didn't see

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01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 1: him do that, I could have possibly argued that I

1328
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: get to keep doing that. Now I've seen it.

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01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: It's off limits.

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Speaker 3: That's how you get away with it.

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01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: But keep yourself from so many good bits.

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01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 6: So famous that you can't If somebody went ahead and

1333
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 6: did a joke that was like Oscar the grouch is

1334
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 6: angry because he's a homeless, poor guy. Like Dave Chappelle's joke,

1335
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,919
Speaker 6: if somebody did a joke like that, then that would

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01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 6: be off the table because it's such a famous bit.

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01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 2: But like like if someone did like a right, it's

1338
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 2: very specific.

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01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 6: If someone did a joke about gun control needing we

1340
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 6: should have bullet control, that would be clear. You can't

1341
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 6: do that because Chris Rock's bit is so famous. But like,

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01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 6: I don't know, there's just some things that it's just

1343
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 6: it feels.

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01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 2: Icky to me.

1345
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: It feels like I would be wrong too. It's like

1346
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: shoplifting when you know that they have a surplus or

1347
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,479
Speaker 1: something on even though they won't.

1348
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 3: Huh, it's only icky if you did it on purpose.

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01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 6: If you sat down, saw someone tell a joke and said, oh,

1350
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 6: I can do that joke better, and then did that joke.

1351
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 1: Well, am I not doing that? When I see Mark

1352
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 1: Maron do a bit that I've only thought and said

1353
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: to my friends and said on podcasts, but I haven't

1354
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: actually said, oh, I want to take them on the stage,

1355
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 1: isn't that stealing to be like, Yeah, that does work

1356
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: on stage.

1357
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start doing it on stage. How is that

1358
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 2: not to me? It feels I'm not gonna do it,

1359
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 2: You're never gonna mean No, I've.

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01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 5: Heard Bonnie McFarlane say years ago, I'm a vegan. Any

1361
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 5: other vegans in the house, I mean, you know they

1362
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 5: do say that. It's like the number one way of

1363
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 5: helping to save the environment is being a vegan. So

1364
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 5: I'm better than all of you. But anyway she goes on,

1365
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 5: So that's like a parallel.

1366
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: Well, I've said the joke that I will keep in

1367
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: my act is like it's just a short one, but

1368
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: it's not going into it, which is I really do

1369
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: recommend being vegan. I just I feel better than you.

1370
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it, like you know, a little Kevin

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01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 1: Neil and ish.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's a perfect example. That's not but I liked.

1373
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 1: But it's a parallel thing.

1374
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 4: No.

1375
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: I was jealous of Mark Marin's because it really everyone

1376
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: in the audience. I know that audience was ninety percent

1377
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 1: not vegan at the fucking mo least whatever the word

1378
01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: is for that, And and they all fucking got it.

1379
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: They were all like feeling a little guilty but also laughing.

1380
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's what I want people to do

1381
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 1: is like, actually, see I want to make people go,

1382
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: maybe I should go Vegan. That's a good point he's making,

1383
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: But I don't think that my little joke that I

1384
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 1: just told does that at all, and I think his

1385
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 1: does so. Anyway, what I think happened with Carlosmans is

1386
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,439
Speaker 1: not only that where he's like, I could do it better.

1387
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: I think he had joke writers for him, right, He

1388
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 1: had his openers would write for him and give him bits,

1389
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 1: and I think sometimes they would actually be talking backstage

1390
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: and they would say something funny and he would just

1391
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 1: take it from them and just he'd be like, that's good.

1392
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use that. Because that has happened to me

1393
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: and Brian. He's nodding so many times where you're talking

1394
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: to a comedian and you, guys, you bring up the bit,

1395
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: you start riffing on it with the person next to you.

1396
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: Maybe they say it's some dumb tag and they go,

1397
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use that. That's good, and you go, no,

1398
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: what what just happened?

1399
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 4: You?

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01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,600
Speaker 1: I came up with that. You've just now convinced yourself

1401
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 1: you did because you either laughed at what I said

1402
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 1: or you acknowledged that that was good, like that is

1403
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 1: the most in same thing, and it happens a lot,

1404
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,439
Speaker 1: and I've only in the probably the past five years,

1405
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 1: been brave enough to go, no, I'm gonna that's mine,

1406
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,439
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna use that. It happened the other night someone,

1407
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 1: someone who I know very well, did it to me

1408
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 1: and was like, I'm can I use that?

1409
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 4: And I go.

1410
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 1: It was really hard for me to do because I

1411
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 1: look up to this person and I would like to

1412
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 1: be as successful and prolific as this person. But now

1413
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 1: I know how they're prolific, you know, like, oh, no,

1414
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 1: I might use that. And I honestly didn't think about

1415
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 1: using it until you just said that you wanted to

1416
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: use it. But it is my thoughts, so I get

1417
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: to determine whether. I was like, I'll let you know

1418
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: if I don't, but I think I'm going to and

1419
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: I probably never will, but I don't want him to

1420
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 1: have it because it was mine.

1421
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 5: Oh that they asked.

1422
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 1: I don't think they asked. He was like, wait, he

1423
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 1: kind of asked. It was almost like I'm gonna, like

1424
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 1: I could do that. He did ask I guess, and

1425
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 1: it was nice. But this was the thing I think

1426
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: Carlos Mencia had his people write for him and they

1427
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: would steal from people, and so he would do a bit.

1428
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: They would knowingly steal because they're like, we got give

1429
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 1: Carlos something. They would see some open micro set. So

1430
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 1: Carlos wasn't doing the one that was stealing. He was

1431
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 1: having writers write for him and they would steal because

1432
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 1: I would see I would I think that's what was happening.

1433
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: So when he heard like these but but who knows,

1434
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: he also was confronted with some pretty obvious bits that

1435
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: he probably really did hear, like the Cosby one about something.

1436
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 6: We were watching Gabriel Galacias special this last week and

1437
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 6: he did a joke that was extremely similar to a

1438
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 6: Bill Bird joke, but it's just because the premise is like,

1439
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 6: you know, it's like it's like not that original, but

1440
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 6: it's still funny. The joke was, when your dog comes

1441
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 6: to greet you at the door, your wife gets jealous

1442
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 6: because you like greeting the dog better than wife goes,

1443
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 6: why are you happier? Why are you happier when you

1444
01:05:53,960 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 6: greet the dog? And then Gabriela Galacius's punchline is like, well,

1445
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 6: because you don't have your tongue, hanging out, running around

1446
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 6: in circles, all happy to see me. And Bill Burr's

1447
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,479
Speaker 6: punchline is, well, if I come home at two am drunk,

1448
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 6: you're not walking up to the door shaking your ass

1449
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 6: and like, it's the same joke. But did they steal

1450
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 6: that joke from each other?

1451
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: I would say that people would argue if people connected it,

1452
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: they would accuse whoever came out later with the joke.

1453
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: And by the way, actually they would accuse because no

1454
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: one would ever think Bill Burr would steal joke. But

1455
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:29,760
Speaker 1: I think people would probably think Gabriel Glaziye is still first.

1456
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 1: For sure, yeah it was, but I think even if

1457
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: it came second, no one would ever people would go

1458
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: he wouldn't do that, like no one would have. I

1459
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 1: think Mark Norman got accused of stealing a joke once

1460
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: and then no, it didn't go anywhere because everyone's like, no,

1461
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 1: this guy doesn't pull that shit.

1462
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:43,440
Speaker 8: We just know it.

1463
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 2: The type of comic key is he doesn't need to

1464
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 2: do that. Bill Burr doesn't need to do it.

1465
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,919
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge Gabriela Glacias fan, but I would

1466
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 1: think based on the things. I'm not a huge I

1467
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: don't know his comedy, but I don't think he's a thief.

1468
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 1: But I think he would get pinned on that more

1469
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: than you know, I mean.

1470
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 3: And so my point is this something like that even

1471
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 3: matter like that, Like, yeah, I guess that was the

1472
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:05,840
Speaker 3: same joke.

1473
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: But yes, when you want to villainize someone and discount

1474
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: discredit them, yeah, that's all the people have sometimes That's

1475
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 1: what I fear.

1476
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 2: I guess is like I people hate me.

1477
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,880
Speaker 1: So there's some people who don't like me so much

1478
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,240
Speaker 1: that they would love to do what they did to Amy,

1479
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 1: which is finally we have a reason to not like

1480
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: her other than she just is a girl who's talking

1481
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: too loud and making us feel sometimes calling us out

1482
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,520
Speaker 1: so oh and telling us not to use guns or

1483
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 1: whatever they're really annoyed with Amy for. But they're like, no,

1484
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 1: she's a thief. Now we have something that is like yes, ah,

1485
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 1: and now let's stick to it and write it under

1486
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 1: every clip she has. And now that's the people that

1487
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 1: don't even know the story of where this originated from

1488
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: and how it's based in fucking nothing, we'll just think

1489
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 1: she's a liar because or she's a thief because that's

1490
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 1: what we wrote in this YouTube comment that's how That's

1491
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 1: what I'm scared of. Yeah, But anyway, I met Jeremy Renner.

1492
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 1: Carlos comes up to me and he's like Carlos. I

1493
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,560
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, Carlos. We hugged and we

1494
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,600
Speaker 1: remembered working together, and he was so nice and was like,

1495
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 1: congratch on all your success, and he was kind of like,

1496
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 1: are you handling it well? And I've realized this thing

1497
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 1: in la that people think I'm really like it's very nice,

1498
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:14,760
Speaker 1: but everyone thinks I'm just fucking killing It's like it's

1499
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,720
Speaker 1: it's nice, but I really am, like, don't you know

1500
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 1: that anything on Instagram isn't real? Like it's it means

1501
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: that I'm doing a good job on social media, which

1502
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was, but for my constituents to

1503
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: believe that I'm like killing it, which listen, I have

1504
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 1: no complaints about my career. I literally don't want anything

1505
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 1: to change. I want for nothing. But am I like

1506
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,560
Speaker 1: the number one comedian and the like killing it in

1507
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: the ways that I feel like these people sometimes say?

1508
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, like it's fine, it's good. But it

1509
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 1: was nice of him to say that, But I'm like

1510
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm nowhere near the level of what he was killing

1511
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: it in the mid two thousand. It's not even fucking close.

1512
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,640
Speaker 1: But he was like, wow, you're really well, and I'm like,

1513
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: but I said something like I like, my I go,

1514
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: it's been very gradual. I actually heard James Marsden. There

1515
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,439
Speaker 1: was a quote yesterday I read on Reddit of him

1516
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 1: saying that because people are like, why has he not

1517
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 1: had like a big moment, like why is he not

1518
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 1: more famous? And he's like, I'm so glad I'm not.

1519
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 1: I love a gradual. I two percent more and successful

1520
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 1: every year gradual, and that's the way to do it.

1521
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 1: No one gets yes, like and the next month safe,

1522
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:23,759
Speaker 1: there's low risk, there's no because if you do a gradual,

1523
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 1: no one gets fucking annoyed by you. People just go,

1524
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 1: oh yeah, but a meteoric rise, people are going to

1525
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,640
Speaker 1: fucking hit turn. So you gotta be gradual. I like

1526
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,040
Speaker 1: that little gradual. And I even said that to Carlos

1527
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,639
Speaker 1: and I didn't realize. I was like kind of saying

1528
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:42,320
Speaker 1: to him, what I, you know, noticed about his own career.

1529
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:43,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I like gradual. I don't think I

1530
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,719
Speaker 1: could handle overnight, and I think it would be taken

1531
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 1: away from me like immediately or like within years, and

1532
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,120
Speaker 1: I was like, oh fuck, I'm telling him his life story.

1533
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 1: In other words, I don't want to end up at

1534
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 1: the Haja Cafe on a Saturday night, even though that's

1535
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 1: where I am right now in my career.

1536
01:09:58,560 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 2: So then I do my set.

1537
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:00,720
Speaker 1: It was fine, and Carlos watched it, and I was

1538
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 1: nervous about Carlos watching it because he's a fucking killer.

1539
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 1: There's thief or not, one of the best performers ever,

1540
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 1: and you can't get to that level without being super

1541
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 1: fucking talented. He's very nice to me even back then,

1542
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 1: and it just wasn't a good fit for me to

1543
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 1: open for him. But he was in the room and

1544
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,160
Speaker 1: then I walk out. I have to run to my

1545
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 1: other set because now I'm kind of late, and Carlo's like, well, wait,

1546
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,799
Speaker 1: Jeremy Renner wants to meet you, and I'm.

1547
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,479
Speaker 2: Like, why is this like a thing? Like why is

1548
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,639
Speaker 2: why do I have to go to like a wait

1549
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,000
Speaker 2: for Jeremy to exit. He's a big fan.

1550
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,560
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, well no I will, and so

1551
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,639
Speaker 1: I wait and then Jeremy comes out and he's kind

1552
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:42,560
Speaker 1: of like I think he's drunk. I'm like, oh, like

1553
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 1: I was like hi, and we like hug and he

1554
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,280
Speaker 1: does like kind of a long hug, not like a

1555
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: creepy long hug, but it's slow. It's like anya packing.

1556
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 1: It's it's just delivered like just a slower thing. And

1557
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:56,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, he's wasted, not wasted, but like verge

1558
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:59,680
Speaker 1: of wasted. And he's kind of talking slower, and I'm like,

1559
01:11:00,479 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 1: how's it going? And I was more asking, like with

1560
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:05,800
Speaker 1: the strike, like h heart out there, like eh, you

1561
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:07,720
Speaker 1: got time on a Saturday night, you know, to come

1562
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:11,720
Speaker 1: to the ha ha. And he's like, considering everything I've

1563
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 1: been through, it's doing all. I'm just happy to be here.

1564
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:18,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh whoa, oh my god. And

1565
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden it went flooding back, like

1566
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 1: the snowmobile accident. He almost died and I was like, oh,

1567
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 1: oh my rescuing someone. Yeah, he was like rescuing his nephew.

1568
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I didn't look into the details. I

1569
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: should have looked to do it more. But he, I know,

1570
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:35,479
Speaker 1: he was like almost maybe in a medically induced coma,

1571
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:39,600
Speaker 1: almost died, has to like learn to walk again. He

1572
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,599
Speaker 1: looked and then all of a sudden, when I saw

1573
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 1: him in that light, when I realized that I had

1574
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 1: beer goggles on. As soon as I thought i'd notice

1575
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:46,880
Speaker 1: a little bit something off with him, I just go,

1576
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,840
Speaker 1: he's wasted, and I like kind of him, just like,

1577
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,560
Speaker 1: let me just get through this. And then all of

1578
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,400
Speaker 1: a sudden, he seemed very lucid to me, and I

1579
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 1: was like, you're just doing great, and he was. He was.

1580
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:58,439
Speaker 1: He was hilarious, nice, talking a little bit slower, but

1581
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 1: it seems to be well on the mend, and like

1582
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,960
Speaker 1: you know, he was just saying how great he's like,

1583
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,280
Speaker 1: I've learned a lot in all of this, like having

1584
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:09,320
Speaker 1: that kind of gratitude that people will have when they

1585
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,680
Speaker 1: go through something very traumatic. But he was just so

1586
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:15,439
Speaker 1: freaking nice. We had many hugs of just like, oh,

1587
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,679
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're here, Like it felt like I'd.

1588
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:18,200
Speaker 2: Known him forever.

1589
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:22,679
Speaker 1: He was so nice, and I uh, we took pictures

1590
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 1: together and it was just a great like he was

1591
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 1: just a very normal I can't I was like, you're

1592
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,600
Speaker 1: I didn't realize like what a huge fucking star he was.

1593
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 1: But it was very cool to meet him, and he

1594
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,120
Speaker 1: was very nice to me and That's all I have

1595
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:33,840
Speaker 1: to say about that.

1596
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 5: So why was he talking slowly?

1597
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 1: Because I think he's maybe on pain meds or something.

1598
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,479
Speaker 5: Okay, Wow, it got to me. He broke thirty bones

1599
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 5: and had blunt chest trauma. What You're being hit and

1600
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:50,479
Speaker 5: run over by a snowplow at his home January first

1601
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:51,719
Speaker 5: of this year.

1602
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.

1603
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 3: The fact that walking around that's oh.

1604
01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:00,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was totally Ten weeks later, he's he was

1605
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,840
Speaker 5: strong enough to start walking with a cane. So it

1606
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,799
Speaker 5: was quite a bit accident.

1607
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:06,000
Speaker 3: He's a fucking superhero.

1608
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna be back. He looked great, but he

1609
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,240
Speaker 1: was really nice, and I was just so happy to

1610
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 1: meet him and hopefully like have a new friend in

1611
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,519
Speaker 1: this business that I'm just like, Oh, it gives me

1612
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,360
Speaker 1: faith in this crazy celebrity culture that I kind of

1613
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 1: them just roll my eyes at.

1614
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:22,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so cool.

1615
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 1: It was nice.

1616
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that's amazing, And I feel like there's

1617
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,960
Speaker 6: gonna be a lot of people like that are gonna

1618
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,759
Speaker 6: want to be your friend.

1619
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1620
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:38,559
Speaker 1: It's interesting because like, yeah, you forget that, like actors

1621
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: look at comedians like, how could you do that?

1622
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 2: I could never do that.

1623
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 1: There's you just go up there and there's no script

1624
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,439
Speaker 1: and like, and they do put us on a pedestal.

1625
01:13:48,479 --> 01:13:51,400
Speaker 1: I forget that sometimes because we're way less famous than

1626
01:13:51,439 --> 01:13:53,720
Speaker 1: they are. But if they've seen like one thing we do,

1627
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:56,760
Speaker 1: they're kind of like so impressed with us. So there

1628
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 1: that is nice when you like are known by so like.

1629
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 1: I would never think that he would know who I was,

1630
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:02,920
Speaker 1: but it's at that point now.

1631
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:06,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially when you're like going through recovery. I'm sure

1632
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:08,560
Speaker 5: you're trying to laugh as much as possible. So I

1633
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:12,200
Speaker 5: bet he got exposed to you even more during this year,

1634
01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:13,040
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?

1635
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 1: How cool?

1636
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 5: He killed it on SNL too. I want to go

1637
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:18,360
Speaker 5: watch that performance now.

1638
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:20,639
Speaker 1: I have a faint memory. I got to watch it again,

1639
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,880
Speaker 1: but I remember just being so upset by it because

1640
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:26,360
Speaker 1: it was too much talent tmt I.

1641
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,759
Speaker 6: I have a story I gotta tell about that's relevant

1642
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,479
Speaker 6: to the jokestealing that. I'm glad it's at the very

1643
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,680
Speaker 6: end of the podcast because I'm a little weary of

1644
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:38,600
Speaker 6: telling it. But and I won't say who it was.

1645
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:44,559
Speaker 6: But many years ago, I was hosting at the Comedy

1646
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:47,040
Speaker 6: Attic and there was a feature that came and this

1647
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 6: has nothing to do with the headliner. This is just

1648
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,920
Speaker 6: the sidle act. Yeah, the middle act. I was having

1649
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 6: a drink with him or whatever I was doing, and

1650
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:59,759
Speaker 6: he started telling me this story about this very famous

1651
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,679
Speaker 6: comedian who he used to open for. And he said,

1652
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:07,160
Speaker 6: he opened for this guy for around seven years and

1653
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,840
Speaker 6: then all of a sudden stopped and the reason is

1654
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:13,560
Speaker 6: because he would he this is a guy, he is

1655
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:16,719
Speaker 6: a feature. He's less than ten years into the game.

1656
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 6: He's got twenty five minutes of material.

1657
01:15:20,479 --> 01:15:20,840
Speaker 3: That's it.

1658
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,960
Speaker 6: Like, he worked all that time to get his twenty

1659
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,679
Speaker 6: five minutes and he takes it on the road change

1660
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,640
Speaker 6: in It's well, it's not change. I mean he has

1661
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,840
Speaker 6: he doesn't have the opportunity to grow it. I mean

1662
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:33,519
Speaker 6: I can relate. But he's like, you know, he's got

1663
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:35,559
Speaker 6: twenty five minutes and that it's like the most precious

1664
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 6: thing in the world to him. That's you got to

1665
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:42,320
Speaker 6: understand that. And he, uh has been opening for this

1666
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 6: guy for seven years. And then one day he gets

1667
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:51,360
Speaker 6: a phone call from this guy and the guy says, listen,

1668
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:55,560
Speaker 6: I just filmed my hour special. I want you to

1669
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 6: know that I may have accidentally used one of your

1670
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:03,400
Speaker 6: jokes in my special and I'm really sorry about it,

1671
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 6: but I will give you forty thousand dollars or maybe

1672
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:10,519
Speaker 6: it was ten thousand dollars, ten thousand dollars for the joke.

1673
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 6: And the guy was like, Okay, well that sucks, but

1674
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:16,640
Speaker 6: I guess, you know, ten thousand dollars for one of

1675
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:19,600
Speaker 6: my jokes. That's that's fine. I guess I don't love it,

1676
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:22,080
Speaker 6: but I'll take the money. So he takes the money,

1677
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:26,800
Speaker 6: and then the special comes out and it turns out

1678
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:33,640
Speaker 6: this guy used twenty minutes of his material on the

1679
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 6: hour special.

1680
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,320
Speaker 1: And because I'm so excited to find out who this

1681
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:38,400
Speaker 1: is for me.

1682
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 6: There and because he paid him ten thousand dollars, legally,

1683
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:43,120
Speaker 6: he has no.

1684
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 1: Because he signed something.

1685
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like, i'll give you ten thousand dollars for

1686
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 6: the joke. Here's the thing to sign. He signed it,

1687
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 6: and it just said like that motherfucker lied, and.

1688
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure he told him it was just the joke.

1689
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:58,040
Speaker 1: You do that. There is just this joke, you know, Like,

1690
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure they talked about what joke. It was positive

1691
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:03,479
Speaker 1: of it, but it was not. So he is all, So,

1692
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,759
Speaker 1: now this guy has five.

1693
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,479
Speaker 6: Minutes and now this guy can't do any of his

1694
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,720
Speaker 6: jokes because everyone refuse him. They're like, oh, that's not

1695
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:13,640
Speaker 6: your joke, it's this other guy. Yeah, and then and

1696
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:17,400
Speaker 6: so he almost quit comedy, but then he slowly clawed

1697
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:20,679
Speaker 6: his way back and he did. He now has twenty

1698
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:23,120
Speaker 6: minutes again. And I watched him do the twenty minutes

1699
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:26,000
Speaker 6: and pretty nice. Yeah, those old twenty minutes back.

1700
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:30,479
Speaker 1: I got No one's paying for this new twenty christ.

1701
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 5: How do we make this person pay?

1702
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:37,320
Speaker 3: They've already paid, They've already paid dearly.

1703
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,640
Speaker 1: And I'm going to say, I think this person has

1704
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 1: been canceled in some way.

1705
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:46,639
Speaker 2: They something canceled by God Ralphie May.

1706
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,439
Speaker 3: I'm not saying who it is. Why do you say,

1707
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 3: Ralphie May?

1708
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,479
Speaker 2: That means because he's dead.

1709
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,720
Speaker 3: Well, he's not the only person who's dead, though I.

1710
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 1: Don't know if he's the first person I could think

1711
01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:57,280
Speaker 1: of that.

1712
01:17:57,400 --> 01:18:00,920
Speaker 3: Die As his dad would say, those people are dead.

1713
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,400
Speaker 1: That's true. God, damn it. Who's a dead comedian? Why

1714
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:10,840
Speaker 1: can't I think of not? I want to keep naming

1715
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:14,320
Speaker 1: names for our listeners to maybe, you know, incite intrigue

1716
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:17,320
Speaker 1: and have them guessing. I want to like have a

1717
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 1: reaction when I say a name that will confirm who

1718
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,479
Speaker 1: it is who's dead? Come on, why think of dead

1719
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 1: comedian died? You would do that?

1720
01:18:25,479 --> 01:18:28,240
Speaker 3: It is not and it is not Norm MacDonald. I

1721
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:28,640
Speaker 3: will say that.

1722
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, they like, why can't I think

1723
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,479
Speaker 1: of but Ralphie? Make seems like it's when it could be,

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01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:39,679
Speaker 1: But it's I'm guessing it wasn't. God, who else has tragically.

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01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:42,880
Speaker 5: Died someone hugely famous, right.

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01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 1: As someone who had a really good career and taped

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01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:50,400
Speaker 1: a special within the past ten or fifteen years. God

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01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:53,160
Speaker 1: damn it. Let me just look at dead comedians really quick.

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01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:56,560
Speaker 5: Not Bob Well, Gary Shandling, Bob what's his name? The

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01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:58,800
Speaker 5: brother of Albert Brooks So I can't remember. It was

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01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:00,439
Speaker 5: on Curb Your Enthusiasm. But he's not.

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01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 1: Huge, Not Bill Hicks, not Bernie mac oh, Robin Williams.

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01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,479
Speaker 3: Well, Rob Williams is a famous joke steeler.

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01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have all forgiven that because he's not rich Heedburgh,

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01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,760
Speaker 1: No fucking way, was it match.

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01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:22,160
Speaker 2: Not Bob Saget, No, God.

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01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 1: Not Patrese.

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01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:27,320
Speaker 3: The only think Bob Saga stole was our hearts.

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01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, oh my god, that's so sweet. Okay, we

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01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop guessing, but you are going to tell

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01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:34,879
Speaker 1: me within good thirty seconds of us ending this podcast.

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01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 2: And that's why we have to go.

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01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:39,720
Speaker 1: Oh, you guys talk about it amongst yourselves. Maybe we'll

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01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:42,080
Speaker 1: make little easter eggs about who it's about in a

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01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:45,719
Speaker 1: future episode, but we'll never confirm it because we can't

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01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,160
Speaker 1: have this out there and we want to protect the

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01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,559
Speaker 1: guy who got paid ten thousand dollars, who is probably

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01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:54,639
Speaker 1: at you know, the Chuckle Hut and Dayton this weekend

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Speaker 1: with that new twenty. All right, thank you for joining

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01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:00,519
Speaker 1: us today. We will be here tomorrow. We'll do Reddit

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01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:03,040
Speaker 1: dump tomorrow. Let's get into it then. Thank you all.

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Speaker 1: Don't piqua and just take a joke and make it

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Speaker 1: your own