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Speaker 1: How how was the whole evening with her? After you

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Speaker 1: a friend of mine. Huh. His name is Mark. Oh? Mark, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to be good. Yes, Julie, that is Marquis is listening

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Speaker 1: to everything that you just said. Jim, I like, first off,

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Speaker 1: And as it turns out, I was right not to believe.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't. No, no, no no, no, no, no, you weren't.

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Speaker 1: Go over and meet the roommate, and then meet his girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: for it, Julie, would you go out with Mark again?

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Speaker 1: a little black widow. He's got He's so good at lyne.

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Speaker 1: I know how this work. You may be ont Julie,

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Speaker 1: just give it one more shot. Um, okay out, Sure

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Speaker 1: you'll do it. Yeah, you'll go out with him again. Yeah,

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