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Speaker 1: No, yeah, man, let me hear your voice.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, you got it? Still I'm surprised. Hello, yeah, Hello,

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Speaker 1: let's hear it. Let's say star spangled banner? No, what

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Speaker 1: I think the Olympics are going on? I thought you'd

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Speaker 1: start the show with the star spangled banner?

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Speaker 2: Can we even play that on the podcast? Probably not?

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, the star Stangled banner is America song. There's

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Speaker 1: no rights to it. No one gets paid for the

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Speaker 1: star Spangled banner? You sure, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: got me play it? Yeah, you got it. Let me

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Speaker 1: hear it.

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Speaker 2: Come on ray, make sure we're even recording.

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Speaker 1: Are you hitting it? Yeah? I mean you don't really

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Speaker 1: have to play it. I just thought you'd play a clip. Man.

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Speaker 2: But that's okay, see canny, see it's anti American that

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Speaker 2: you say that. Wall it's airing.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's start the show.

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Speaker 2: It's been started.

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Have you been watching the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: I'm all in, I'm all in on the Olympics. It's

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Speaker 1: tape delayed. Nope, it's live.

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Speaker 2: USA. Was the basketball?

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Speaker 1: No, it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Middle of the Day ain't live.

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Speaker 1: Middle of the Day is live.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, it is. Live. It's one o'clock at

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Speaker 2: night there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one hundred percent live.

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Speaker 2: And when it's not live, it's primetime to ours is

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Speaker 2: the double No, No, I'm just telling you. I was

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Speaker 2: watching it all live, man, two hundred percent. Everything I've

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Speaker 1: Except for I did watch some stuff that wasn't live

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Speaker 2: That stuff's all pre record.

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Speaker 1: That is pre record. Uh, only fans, depends on what

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Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold is off today.

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Speaker 2: He partied on Broadway all weekend. He will be back

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday. We oh the one, two three, So losers.

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 1: so I gave you the sports facts, my sports opinions

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Speaker 2: Genius, y'all. It's Sis and I'm from the North. I'm

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Speaker 2: in Alpha Male. I live on the North side of

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Speaker 2: We do know it is some good ground. Over you, coach.

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Speaker 2: I got a little too in depth on the soil

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Speaker 1: I got a review on our Swerve podcast from Swerve

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Speaker 2: Just like I told my people this weekend, I'm not

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Speaker 1: I have no idea how wrestling works. I don't watch wrestling.

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Speaker 1: the birthday Shenanigans. I want to know about Evansville, Indiana.

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Speaker 2: No, they went down. It was me, Justin and his

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Speaker 2: I got lost on the way there. I took a

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Speaker 2: She would have cut into my pot of money. I

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Speaker 2: How do you beat Vegas? Well, if you go out

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Speaker 2: to Vegas, you need one hundred thousand dollars if you're

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Speaker 2: Anyways, we get.

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Speaker 2: Justin tells me at a gas station he's sucking down

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd been having jovial conversation the whole time. Oh,

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Speaker 2: Bill's moving to Michigan. Wor'st Bill on this one? Is

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Speaker 2: Justin says, Bill and my sister are dating tato.

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Speaker 2: And so Justin didn't tell me un till halfway in

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Speaker 1: How long have they been an iel?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. But so then that led into Saturday

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Speaker 2: she doesn't live here, No, she lives in Michigan.

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Speaker 2: And then even she was saying, this drives long, are

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Speaker 2: No? Same time? Okay, yeah, so we got there. They

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Speaker 2: the GPS drove us through a blighted area in Evansville.

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Speaker 2: And then we were in Evansvillehere at Valley's. Valley's looks great, though,

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Speaker 2: It's a decent side. Huh, decent TVs. There was there

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Speaker 2: I was leaning up against a kiosk Okay, there's no

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Speaker 1: So they don't want you sitting there watching sports. They

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Speaker 1: Got it?

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Speaker 2: So we're there. We did the Foundation bet and Justin

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Speaker 1: Oh god yeah them to get a hit or over

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Speaker 2: We did a Phillies Cleveland sack. So we did Kwan

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Speaker 2: get a hit. And it was also City Appreciation night,

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Speaker 2: so the Phillies were wearing turquoise. They looked like the Marlins.

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Speaker 2: time he goes, dumb ass, We're not watching the Marlins game,

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Speaker 2: and I said, dumb ass, it's City Appreciation night. The

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Speaker 1: Is Tata drinking.

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Speaker 2: Tata's drinking. She confirmed with me. She said, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: drive home and I said, yeah, So she's drinking. Justin

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Speaker 2: is already ordering bud heavies. Were only six dollars, Not

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Speaker 2: bud lights, they're the red ones. Yeah, sixteen ouncers. He

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Speaker 2: put down six of those in three hours. Not bad

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Speaker 2: once we were there, yet overall, at the end of

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Speaker 1: It's not bad.

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Speaker 2: That's how you celebrate a birthday. Yeah, but we did

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Speaker 1: Has Bill ever heard of zoom? You can't meet on zoom?

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Speaker 2: At the casino, I'm six hundred heavy, he's like four

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Speaker 2: we've never been into. We're not trying to get jacked.

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Speaker 2: So there were people in the parking lot that were stragglers.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying they were homeless. I'm not saying they

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Speaker 2: You don't bring your money out in plane sight. If

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Speaker 2: so what are you rooting for? Seven oh? No, Tata,

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Speaker 2: You're not allowed to say the number seven. It's actually

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Speaker 2: like bad luck of these machines. And so I'd say,

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Speaker 2: you're rooting for seven, Tata. Remember what I said. I'm

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Speaker 2: But there's people around me. They never want to hear

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, dude.

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Speaker 2: Her and Justin couldn't understand the game of craps to

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Speaker 2: save their life. Justin is a medical professional at Vanderbilt.

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Speaker 2: She has a blossoming, booming what does she even do?

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Speaker 2: it's very simple. That's the easiest way I can explain

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Speaker 1: No, you root for seven off the bat, or you

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Speaker 1: root for the number that was rolled right off the bat.

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Speaker 1: You want to root seven later?

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Speaker 2: Secondarily, secondarily would be rooting against it because then you

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Speaker 2: get seven if you okay, I just make them make

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Speaker 2: it simple. But so I'm sitting there doing the bubble

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Speaker 1: Were there other people at the bubble craps with you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How packed is the casino on a Friday Friday?

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Speaker 2: It's good. I mean there's a it's happened, it's hoppened,

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Speaker 2: Softball tournament, They're wearing jerseys and crap. Okay, dad's sneaking

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Speaker 2: away from a conference. Dad's in town playing where their

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Speaker 2: kids are playing baseball. Maybe, so that was the vibe.

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Speaker 2: Nobody really our age Justin said he didn't see one

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Speaker 2: hot chick the entire night. Oh that was Justin. Though

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Speaker 2: I didn't You didn't look, No, I didn't look. But

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Speaker 1: Was it a so wasn't a smoke free zone? Dude?

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Speaker 2: Do is cigarette? Smoke, vape, smoke, weed, smoke, THHC edibles

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Speaker 2: all that in your nose.

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Speaker 1: So the ventilation wasn't the best.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it starts off right away where I'm just

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Speaker 2: And Justin goes, what are you rooting for? And I said,

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Speaker 2: dumb ass, it doesn't matter what I'm rooting for. I'm

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Speaker 2: playing three dollars a hand. I'm just realizing what these

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Speaker 2: It's like all saber metrics. They're rolling, they're rolling. There's

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Speaker 2: a lot of sevens. What does that tell you? You're

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Speaker 2: not playing the numbers. So that means you're not painting

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Speaker 2: the town, because if there's a lot of sevens, you're

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Speaker 2: gonna lose that town. Correct, So a lot of sevens,

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Speaker 2: This means it is a perfect opportunity to bet against

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Speaker 2: believe it, and I said, I said, stay back, because

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Speaker 2: I'm about to bet against this motherer. So twenty I

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Speaker 2: put in twenty, double up to forty, double up to

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Speaker 2: eighty cash out. I go to the cash here, get

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Speaker 2: my eighty. Come back. Justin's dicking around. I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 2: I'll hit craps again. Put in my twenty, double up, forty,

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Speaker 2: double up eighty. Then when I got to eighty, I'd

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Speaker 2: kind of play like a little puss for a little bit,

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Speaker 2: get to one hundred cash out. So I'm up two hundred.

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Speaker 1: Would you say like a pussy cat?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pussy cat. And so I'm up about two hundred,

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Speaker 2: and it's let's say six thirty. We only got we

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Speaker 2: only got two more hours left. We've been there for

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Speaker 2: Hey may I smell like smoke and Justin's.

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Speaker 1: Drunk, and you got a two and a half hour drive.

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Speaker 2: That's the other thing. And the two hundred then kind

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Speaker 2: of dropped into the one twenties. And then I'd go

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Speaker 2: and I'd say, well, I started with six and I

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Speaker 2: got seven twenty and he'd go, well, that means you're

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Speaker 2: at one. You got one twenty. And I go, well,

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Speaker 2: I like to round up, so I'm up two hundred.

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Speaker 2: He goes, no, you're up one twenty. So it was

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Speaker 2: just that's how I remember those distinct numbers, because it

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Speaker 2: Justin's at roulette, he would lose ten, he'd be down fifteen.

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Speaker 2: At one point he was playing the timeline, he was

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Speaker 2: playing for two and a half hours. He was down

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like that, Like it's like people

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Speaker 1: it on fifteen numbers. Okay, so you made a dollar

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Speaker 2: Right, And so his sister with playing at fifty, we

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Speaker 1: That's like my buddy AJ. It's like my buddy AJ.

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Speaker 1: When he told me he liked to gamble, and so

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Speaker 1: They were just then turning it into the Hooters casino

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Speaker 1: He's like, dude, look I just won ninety credits. I

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Speaker 1: was like, that's ninety nickels. Yeah, I don't even know

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Speaker 1: He got married in Vegas. I did go, but he didn't.

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Speaker 1: He was doing wedding stuff and we were getting hammered,

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Speaker 1: and uh yeah, that was my whole slot machine experience.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is kind of weird, but go

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Speaker 2: So we're about halfway in, his sisters cleaned out, she

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Speaker 1: How often does she texting? Bill? Like? Is she texted Bill? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I just played a slot machine? Hey, Like, how serious

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Speaker 2: Well, at one point I don't think she was really texting.

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Speaker 2: But at one point her and Justin were sharing nachos

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Speaker 2: and there was no tables in the sportsbook, so the

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Speaker 2: we're watching a losing baseball bet, because that is of

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Speaker 2: this point, Trey Turner, no hit Kwan, no hit Fry

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Speaker 2: no hit so foreshadowing the baseball beat sucked ass and

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Speaker 2: wasn't even close to hitting. But we were excited we

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Speaker 2: could do hitters there. It's not just over under. That

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Speaker 2: the hitters. So it's like a real sports book. It is, yeah,

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Speaker 2: But she's cleaned out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is halfway through, right halfway, we're halfway. We'll

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Speaker 2: Justin at this point he was always down every time

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Speaker 2: I checked it. He didn't leave bubble roulettes, if you

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Speaker 2: want to call it. It wasn't a live dealer. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: Did they have live dealers at all?

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Speaker 2: Or yeah, but the craps table not one row of people,

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Speaker 2: there was two rows of people around it. No way

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Speaker 2: you could get into that thing. Only had one table,

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Speaker 2: one table. They have blackjack table blackjack, but wasn't as popular.

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Speaker 2: You could have got in on that. Craps was never yelling,

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Speaker 2: but always busy as f and so Justin always was down.

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Speaker 2: He was down forty eighty up to one hundred. So

432
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,359
Speaker 2: me and and I'm up two hundred, Justin's down one hundred.

433
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,320
Speaker 2: We say, hey, let's go play roulette with a live

434
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:59,520
Speaker 2: dealer and I will post a picture to sore losers later.

435
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,600
Speaker 2: This is when Justin, about sixteen deep, gets in a

436
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:06,159
Speaker 2: fight with the dealer. Oh god, and there were candid

437
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:11,840
Speaker 2: pictures that I can post. She hands him the dice

438
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,280
Speaker 2: or he paid, and she hands him the chips, and

439
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,040
Speaker 2: you're supposed to set him on the table and never

440
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,600
Speaker 2: go directly to their hand well, Justin grabbed him from

441
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,520
Speaker 2: her hand, and she says, don't ever take the chips

442
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,240
Speaker 2: from my hand. I have to set them down first.

443
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,600
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And I'm told you way, does Justin sound

444
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,640
Speaker 1: like me? You just didn't meet well Justin?

445
00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:32,800
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I can't touch them. Great, that's how Justin sounds.

446
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:38,399
Speaker 2: And so then he puts them on it's a far left,

447
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,480
Speaker 2: so he put it on odd and he couldn't reach

448
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,480
Speaker 2: the odds, so odd won. So Justin was up forty dollars,

449
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,280
Speaker 2: but his chips were on the far end of the

450
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,480
Speaker 2: tables so he couldn't reach them. And so he goes,

451
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,119
Speaker 2: is somebody gonna hand me my chips? Because he thought

452
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,600
Speaker 2: there's nuance? The dealer will hand you if you win

453
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,000
Speaker 2: a thirty six to one, if you have the singles, yes,

454
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,000
Speaker 2: she will push those from the big pile to your pile.

455
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:00,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

456
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:05,040
Speaker 2: If you win one of the columns or the outside bets,

457
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,600
Speaker 2: you ask another player, hey, can you hand me those chips? Right,

458
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,359
Speaker 2: Justin didn't understand that. He thought the dealer hands chips

459
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 2: to every person. And I said, dumb ass, have you

460
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,600
Speaker 2: ever played craps before? Or roulette? Because I'm pretty sure

461
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 2: or anything in a casino, because she doesn't hand him

462
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,960
Speaker 2: to everybody. You have to then ask that guy to

463
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,560
Speaker 2: help you out. And he didn't understand that, and so

464
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:31,240
Speaker 2: he then proceeds to take So he's mad at this dealer. Okay,

465
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,439
Speaker 2: he said, yeah, I'll just grab my own chips, and

466
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,359
Speaker 2: the guy at the far corner I believe he's in

467
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,560
Speaker 2: the picture. He goes, I can just hand him to you.

468
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,159
Speaker 2: Just let me know when you when you want me

469
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 2: to hand you your chips, and I go, justin, yeah,

470
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,959
Speaker 2: he'll just push him to you, and you get it.

471
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,400
Speaker 2: Just didn't understand that concept. And so then Justin goes,

472
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 2: that's it.

473
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 1: I'm out.

474
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 2: I'm cashing out. So he takes his singles. He's got

475
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,359
Speaker 2: all the singles, twenty six of them, let's say, and

476
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,240
Speaker 2: he just puts him in his hand and she goes, wait, wait, wait, sir, sir, sir,

477
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 2: you've got to cash him out. And I go, dumb,

478
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,919
Speaker 2: you don't just take singles and take it out. You

479
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 2: gotta cash You gotta color up, mother girl, and what

480
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 2: do you need? Oh? And I go, dude, you gotta

481
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:14,639
Speaker 2: give him to her, and then she'll give you like

482
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 2: a big twenty five chip or whatever. Oh okay, dude,

483
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 2: I swear the guy's never been to a casino. But

484
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,679
Speaker 2: he gambles all the time. But he's never been to

485
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 2: a casino. It was unbelievable. But she finally she colors

486
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 2: him up. We get out. He was so pissed. He goes,

487
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,440
Speaker 2: I don't like that shit. They treat me like that.

488
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,439
Speaker 2: I go, dude, she was just doing her job. She

489
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 2: was actually really nice. And then he got mad at

490
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 2: me for siding with her. He goes, and then you

491
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 2: didn't take my side, I said, because she was explaining

492
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 2: to you she has to set him on the table

493
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 2: before you can grab him. Take my side. Next time.

494
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 1: He's upset because you're not taking the wrong side. He

495
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 1: no matter what, even if he's wrong, he wants you

496
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 1: to take his side.

497
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 2: Yes, So we head back in the craps and Roulette

498
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,399
Speaker 2: bubbles are right next to sportsbook, So we're hitting craps,

499
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 2: hitting Roulette, and then walking to sports book right there. Simple.

500
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,479
Speaker 2: It's awesome, actually, and it even better. They had all

501
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 2: the MLB games on, so Justin always fluctuated between one.

502
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 2: He was always down, always down. He'd get to sixty down,

503
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 2: eighty down one hundred down. Let me just tell you

504
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 2: Justin's grew to two hundred down. So he was down

505
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 2: two hundred at this point, it's nearing. It's nearing about

506
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 2: eight o'clock. I am up six hundred. I've just been

507
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 2: hitting craps. I did another saber metrics thing where anytime

508
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 2: it landed all the time on snake eyes or claw.

509
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 2: I call claws the one and the two a snake

510
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,679
Speaker 2: eye on one and then two on the other's the claw.

511
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 2: So it would land claw or snake eyes. If it

512
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 2: ever did, it was never a seven after that, never

513
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 2: a seven. So I would always bet against it. If

514
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,400
Speaker 2: it goes claw snake eyes, bet against it winner, bet

515
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 2: against it winner. Get up to eighty one time, I

516
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 2: got a little greedy, and I go fit. I'm not

517
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 2: just cashing out at eighty, I'm cashing out at double

518
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 2: net double eighty. Boom hits again one sixty. I went

519
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 2: up to the cashier so much. I went up to

520
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 2: the cash year between twenty and thirty times, because if

521
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 2: I would, I would put it.

522
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: I love the way you cash out after like thirty dollars,

523
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: forty dollars, fifty dollars.

524
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 2: Because if you try to push it past one hundred.

525
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 2: That's when you run into trouble. And so the lady goes, oh, my,

526
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're doing, but you're not supposed

527
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 2: to be doing what you're doing. I've seen you so

528
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 2: many times, which she was kind of kidding, but also

529
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 2: what is happening right now? I mean I went up

530
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 2: to her. You got to think because I was losing

531
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,439
Speaker 2: as well. I went up to her. She saw me

532
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 2: go through two grand. That is what I'm talking about, Yes,

533
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 2: because you know, I'd you know, i'd come, i'd cash

534
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 2: out for one twenty. I'd come back and put forty

535
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 2: in the machine and lose it. But then I'd put

536
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 2: twenty and I'd raise that to one hundred. So she

537
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 2: saw me just on the winnings. She never saw the losing,

538
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 2: so she thought I was leaving that place with like

539
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 2: five grand.

540
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,399
Speaker 1: She I mean, she asked, do you need security to

541
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: walk into the car because there are some stragglers. We're

542
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 1: not going to stay homeless, but they're not, you know,

543
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 1: doing well in their careers. Dude.

544
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 2: Her eyes were this big by the time I went

545
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 2: up to her the twentieth time. She had no idea

546
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 2: what secret little machine. I was playing, but I was

547
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 2: crushing it. And so we're nearing eight o'clock and Justin's

548
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: down two hundred and so this is Justin at eighteen beers.

549
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 2: I'm ready to go, and I go dumb ass. Our

550
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 2: bets are still parlay, still alive. We're hoping for over

551
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 2: extra innings. They're down three to one. It was the

552
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 2: lowest scoring game ever. Uh, the baseball game didn't hit.

553
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 2: The parlay fucked up. It was terrible.

554
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 1: You didn't blape it.

555
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 2: It absolutely was a fucking sham. Justin didn't research anything.

556
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 2: Kwan didn't get a hit, Josey Ramirez didn't get a hit,

557
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 2: Trey Turner didn't get a hit. He was zero for seven.

558
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 2: And the only guy that got a hit was Freeley.

559
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 2: So out of all the parlay, one out of the

560
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 2: eight things hit. Because we also did the hit the bases.

561
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 2: Oh god, it wasn't even close to hitting. We were

562
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 2: trying to win six hundred. It was a sixty dollars bet,

563
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 2: so mistake there. I should have just done my own parlay.

564
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 2: I wanted to do a group one because it was

565
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 2: me Justin, and then Heather gave us a twenty is

566
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,919
Speaker 2: Heather Baser's friend, and she said put it on, and

567
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 2: we put it on the same parlay.

568
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: I mean, Heather wasn't even in part of the story,

569
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 1: and then she's donating money. She just jumped in, So

570
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: why didn't she just jump in the car.

571
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 2: That would have been a blast. Actually, I mean we're

572
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 2: just dude. We're in the car just trying to come

573
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 2: up with stuff. Hey man, what is that Bill's house

574
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 2: driving down the road? I mean, I'm trying to make

575
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: up jokes. I didn't know it was Joe.

576
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: So what happened?

577
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 2: So it's eight o'clock, all right, I'm up five and

578
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 2: six hundred dollars. I did a Yankees bet the Live Machine.

579
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,199
Speaker 2: I Live machine is even worse on the Kiosk than

580
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 2: it is on your phone, because I tried ten times

581
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 2: to go the Yankees over and then a guy got

582
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 2: thrown out at home, and I was like, that must

583
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 2: be a sign. I'm gonna do the under. The bet

584
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 2: it gets accepted. On the under it went like nineteen

585
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 2: runs and I had under twelve and a half. So

586
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,679
Speaker 2: I lost one hundred there lost another I had like

587
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 2: let's say one hundred and twenty. Scraggler dollars that I

588
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: was like, I'm just gonna see if I can double

589
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 2: it up, see how crazy I can get. So ended

590
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 2: up being at three hundred. I was only up three hundred, okay.

591
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 2: So I'm about three hundred. Justin's down two hundred okay,

592
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 2: And these are two hail Mary, two hail Mary's.

593
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: Oh, let's throw a hail Mary.

594
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 2: So on the way out, remember the last ten minutes

595
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 2: it's been I'm ready to go. Hey, let's go to

596
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 2: the car, drunk and angry, drunk and angry, and he's

597
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 2: like yelling at me. I was like, dude, I don't

598
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 2: know if you're being funny, but our bet is still

599
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 2: in play. I still even though it's at twelve, I

600
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 2: still a point five on this Yankees game where I

601
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 2: can win the bet. And then a home run gets

602
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 2: crushed over the wall. But I go, dude, our bet

603
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 2: technically is still going so just hold the f on.

604
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 2: So Justin's like, okay, fine, So he goes, I'm placing

605
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 2: a bet, oh boy, to win it all back. So

606
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 2: he randomly picks the Saint Louis Cardinals game. It was

607
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: at nine runs and he put like over fourteen okay, yeah,

608
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 2: and he put two hundred and forty on it.

609
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: Oh so, and it's already in the middle of the game. Obviously,

610
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: it's in the middle of game.

611
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 2: Was a live bet, and so he's drunk and he goes,

612
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 2: can you mail this in? And I go, yeah, dude,

613
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,959
Speaker 2: dumb ass lunchbox does it all the time. You just

614
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 2: you'll send it to the casino and they'll end of

615
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 2: your money two minutes later. Can you mail this in? Man? Yeah, dude,

616
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: you can mail it. Because he wanted to know could

617
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: we leave then I want to go to the car.

618
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: You don't even want to watch the end of your bet.

619
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,719
Speaker 2: No, he wanted to get in the car and then

620
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 2: he'll just mail it in. So he got it confirmed,

621
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 2: he goes, I can just mail it in and I go, yeah, dude,

622
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 2: how many bud heavies did you have? You can mail

623
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 2: the ticket in. We'll go to the car in a second.

624
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 2: I said, let me just do one final bet, and

625
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 2: so we go up to the rule at will. Justin's

626
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: got his bet place. It'll pretty much break him even

627
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 2: he's got his Hail Mary in. It's his hail Mary,

628
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: and so I said, why why don't I throw a

629
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,199
Speaker 2: little hail Mary out there last second, Hail Mary. You

630
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 2: did a Hail Mary, I'll do one.

631
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: Tata doesn't have any money to do Hail Mary.

632
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 2: Tata has been cleaned out, dude, she's been bored off

633
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 2: her ass for like three hours.

634
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: Did she just scroll on the phone now or she's

635
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: still there supporting?

636
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 2: She would sit with Justin. She'd come over to me

637
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 2: and say, are you rooting for seven?

638
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: Oh? No, it's like our buddy Mike that used to

639
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: come up to me at the bike tack table. Hey,

640
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: I don't really like that, bet really well, well I

641
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: didn't ask you Robbie at the craft tail. Oh you

642
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: think that's a good idea. Yeah, it's a good idea.

643
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: That's why I did it. And then I lose. He'd

644
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: be like, I told you what good idea?

645
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, fifty chance of being right. So I do a roulette,

646
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 2: I go Justin goes hey, put it on red. It's

647
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 2: rolled red seven times in a row. And I was

648
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 2: trying to get to a thousand, which would have been

649
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 2: I was trying to get four hundred up. Yep, I

650
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 2: came with six hundred. So I was trying to get

651
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 2: to a thousand, which is a no knowing the casino,

652
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: because then you end up at zero.

653
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: That's I do that a lot. Like. I'm like, I

654
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: got it all stacked there, and I'm like, okay, if

655
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: I can win eighty more dollars, I get a clean,

656
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm up clean five hundred. The next thing you've done,

657
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: you're only up two hundred. Night. Oh well, should have

658
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: just left then.

659
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: Shack said it. Charles Barkley said it perfectly. He said,

660
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 2: my limit was it was always a thousand. It was

661
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 2: always a million I had leave the casino with. And

662
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: he said, that's how I knew I had a problem.

663
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 2: For me. It's always a thousand. I gotta leave. So

664
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: I was at nine hundred, up three hundred, and I go,

665
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: I'll put one hundred dollars bet on whatever we say.

666
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 2: And Justin said, put it on red. Put it on red.

667
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: And I was like, screw that. I put it on black.

668
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: Put it on black. The timers, so the.

669
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: Timers, you didn't go with him on the dealer fight.

670
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: Then he asked you to put it on red. You

671
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: go against him again. It's his damn birthday and you

672
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: can't do a single thing for Justin. Go ahead, go ahead.

673
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 2: Justin has his two hundred Hail Mary to pretty much

674
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 2: break even if he wins the baseball bat or he's

675
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 2: down four hundred. I have just a one hundred dollars.

676
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 2: He'll marry, so I'll be up four hundred, or I'll

677
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 2: only be up two hundred. So I put it on black,

678
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 2: and Justin's telling me to put it on red. The

679
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: clock's ticking fifteen fourteen. It's timed thirteen twelve. Oh this

680
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: video eleven ten. We didn't it was one live dealer.

681
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 2: The lady. Justin got in a fight with yeaph nine eight.

682
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: I said bred six five four three, I said bread.

683
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: I grabbed my finger from the black and dragged one

684
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 2: hundred dollars over to the red. I didn't even know

685
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 2: if it was the touchscreen would allow me to do that.

686
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 2: It accepts it. The bet has been placed. The wheel

687
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 2: is right into a red sixteen. I told you I

688
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 2: told you to do red. Well, I mean, look at

689
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: the thing. It says it's hit red like the last thirty. Okay,

690
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 2: I told you to do red, and we're going crazy. Dude.

691
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 2: I did a hail Mary. He did a Hail Mary.

692
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 2: That's not looking good. So we get in the car.

693
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 2: We're out of the casino. I'm up four hundred, Tata

694
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 2: lost forty Justin TBD.

695
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: Justin in the front seat, back seat, who rides front?

696
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 2: Who he's riding? He was riding, bitch the whole time. Okay, yeah,

697
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 2: we get in the car. Dude. We were in that

698
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: car across the Ohio River no more than ten minutes

699
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 2: and they put up like nine runs. His bet hit

700
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 2: like that and he ended up. He just texted me

701
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 2: this morning and he goes, Hey, if anybody was keeping track,

702
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: here we go. I wanted to say it verbatim after

703
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: the whining and crying. I lost a total of forty

704
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 2: two dollars at the casino. Has been calculated all that,

705
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: and he lost forty two dollars after the hail Mary.

706
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: That's great, dude, that's fantastic.

707
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 2: It was good, dude, It was good. The sad thing

708
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 2: is I could have won so much more if I

709
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 2: didn't go with them so much more. What do you mean, well,

710
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 2: I mean every time him and his sister came up

711
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 2: to me, Hey are you rolling seven? Oh loss? Hey,

712
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 2: so you're at eighty you're trying to double up to

713
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 2: get to one hundred loss. Oh, you're in a hundred.

714
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: This is a big one loss. I hate to say it,

715
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 2: but the ones I lost is when they were watching me.

716
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 2: I think I could have been up between eight hundred

717
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 2: and nine hundred on craps, just me relaxing, no pressure,

718
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 2: seeing numbers instead of people screaming in my ears, I

719
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: would have been up nine hundred. And if I would

720
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 2: have placed my own parlay baseball, it would have probably

721
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 2: hit that. I would have cleared probably fifteen hundred solo

722
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 2: four hundred with them.

723
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: Do you wish you would have used my gifts er

724
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: tookt for the free night hotels day, I don't know, dude.

725
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 2: There was a people were definitely staying because they were

726
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: getting housed, so it was definitely And there's not free drinks, right,

727
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 2: not free drinks, but they're cheap, and it's free pop

728
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: and soda and coffee and then the bottles and all

729
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 2: that is pretty damn cheap. Six dollars sixteen ounces not bad.

730
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's a good trips to the casino.

731
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 2: It was a good trip, but the drive alone, it's

732
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 2: probably not happening again.

733
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: Two and a half hours, yeah, two and a half

734
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: hours there, two and a half hours back, five hours

735
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: in one day to only be there for four hours,

736
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: that is a long, rough day. And that is why

737
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: I am not sitting here saying, man, I really wish

738
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: i'd have gone, because if we'd have spent the night, maybe,

739
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: But no, I had more important things to do. I

740
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: had to pick my kid up from his last day

741
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: of pre k. Yeah, but I'll tell you all about it.

742
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about my weekend. Oh wait, we gotta

743
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: talk about brunch. Yeah, we'll be right back. So what

744
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: happened that brunch? Did you guys stick with State Side?

745
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 2: No, we didn't do state Side. Too much of a

746
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 2: d jan, too loud, And also you had to cancel

747
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 2: within two days of it. If you didn't go, you'd

748
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,239
Speaker 2: have to pay for it.

749
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: I understand, But why wouldn't you go?

750
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: They're thinking maybe the crowd would be hung over. We

751
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: didn't know the exact number people were canceling on his

752
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 2: birthday all over the place.

753
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: But who showed up? We did?

754
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 2: Hopsmith, Angelina rolled up, Baser, pulled up, I pulled up, Bill,

755
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 2: pulled up, tat Top pulled up, Justin, pulled up Heather. No, Heather.

756
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 2: She had a family and kids and equally as busy

757
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: as you. Oh, but then we bounced around it. We

758
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 2: did Hopsmith, we did Losers, we did barstool in the gulch,

759
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 2: neighbors nice it. It was a time, I mean it was.

760
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

761
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,959
Speaker 2: It was a lot of just joking around, wishing him

762
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 2: happy birthday at probably twenty different times. Not really any

763
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: fireworks or anything.

764
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: Nothing exciting, huh.

765
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: Besides, Angelina was apparently working, so she was closing deals.

766
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: She brought her iPad and she'd go, no, sell, sell, Sorry, guys,

767
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: I got it. I have to sell fifteen of these

768
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 2: before the end of the day. I have no idea

769
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 2: what she was selling, but the whole time in.

770
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: The car, like one of the yes portable X Ray machines,

771
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.

772
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 2: Need you to sell yes, yep, yep, at fifteen, Sell

773
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: at fifteen.

774
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: Like in the Pursuit of Happiness when Will Smith's trying

775
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: to sell those things door to door.

776
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 2: Dude, she was hammering the phone line. Man. Why she

777
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 2: was drinking, Yeah, I mean she was having a couple buddies.

778
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 1: So are her and Justin back to officially dating.

779
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 2: No, they're not dating. But we all we all took

780
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: our ubers home. Everybody kind of went their own separate ways,

781
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 2: so I don't think they ended up together.

782
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: But they took their uber to the same place because

783
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: they live in the same apartment.

784
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: No, she moved, so she lives in a different part

785
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 2: of town. Oh, we all got ubers at the exact

786
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 2: same time. Justin went west, we went north, Angelina went northwest.

787
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: And where did ta tak go?

788
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: That's I mean tot time. Bill probably rolled.

789
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: So she didn't stay with Justin. She stayed with Bill.

790
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: That's weird for Justin.

791
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 2: Jad They definitely left separately.

792
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: Oh man, Well, I'm gonna tell you what. Man. Friday

793
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: was the last day of pre K. So I was like,

794
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: you know what, I got a little bit of time.

795
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play some golf muni, I know, not local MUNI.

796
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: I called up brother Brother and I was like, Pitts

797
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: so the podcast starter, Brother, Hey, and let's give this

798
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: guy some love. Pitts comes on this pod and out

799
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: of nowhere he drops a pod. So, I mean, I

800
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: want to encourage you guys to go look out for

801
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: Pitts's podcast. He put his first episode out yesterday. I

802
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 1: wish I knew the name of it. Will put it

803
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: on our Facebook page. I think someone already did.

804
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

805
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: Uh, listen to Pitts's journey. It's him about leaving Kansas.

806
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm not sure exactly the podcast, but he gives us

807
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: some love, so we should all go down. I don't

808
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: like promoting other podcasts. Download Pitts's podcast. We played a

809
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: round of golf on Friday. Pitts didn't mention one time.

810
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: Not one time did he mention that he was going

811
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: to put out a podcast. Not one time did he say, hey,

812
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this out. My first episode comes out

813
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: on Sunday. Didn't say a damn word.

814
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 2: I asked me in the bathroom. I said, brother, how'd

815
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: you figure out how to do all that shit?

816
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: Man?

817
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: Drop it into that? And he goes, Brother, I just googled.

818
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 2: Didn't you just put it in an RSS feed? Brother?

819
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 2: I had it produced and ready to go on Sunday.

820
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: All right, well, I'll be damned. So show up to

821
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: the golf course out there by Brothers Pitts's house, and

822
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: we got a tea time and it's just us two

823
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: and I'm like all right. Pitts rolls up, We getting

824
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: the golf cart, go to check in. The guy's like, hey,

825
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: there's two guys that are gonna be playing with you,

826
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: but they haven't checked in yet. He goes. If you, guys,

827
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: when your tea time comes up, you just want to

828
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: go to the tea box, don't bother looking for them.

829
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 1: If they're not there, they're not there, you go ahead

830
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: and play. Oh yeah, I'm like, all right, I step

831
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: up wide right, all right, breakfast ball.

832
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 2: Left, two off the deck.

833
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 1: Cool? Cool at that, breakfast ball. Brother gets up there,

834
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: and then here comes other golf cart. Here come the

835
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: two dudes. Hey man, I think we're gonna play with

836
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: you guys. You guys, yep, yep, I am all right,

837
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: Alex Corey cool, nice to meet you, guys. Cool cool.

838
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: Pitts hits one right now, right down the middle. They

839
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 1: step up and Alex doesn't even take a practice swing

840
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: way out there, right down the middle.

841
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 2: I am.

842
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: Then Corey steps up. Corey's left, he's Phil Mickelson right

843
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: down the middle. Okay, this is gonna be one of

844
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: those days. You guys are really good at golf. And

845
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: let me tell you that Alex guy was good at Golf's.

846
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 2: Always makes you wonder why they're not playing corn ferry

847
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: or something.

848
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: He no, he ain't that good but he didn't never

849
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: take practice swings, and he would just right there right

850
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 1: on the green, right there in the fairway, right there

851
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: in the green. Two putt, well, one putt, two putt,

852
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: I mean every time. Wow, dude was good out of

853
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: the sand six inches from the hole. I mean it

854
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 1: was he was really good, great touch.

855
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 2: Better to play like that than the ladder.

856
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Corey, he was good. Not as good as Alex me.

857
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: I have lost my driver. I don't know how to

858
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: hit a driver. I can't hit it straight. I'm yanking

859
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: everything left, Okay, over correct, go right? Oh all right,

860
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: let's try this. Hit it straight in the air fifty

861
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: yard I mean, driver out of the back just terrible, terrible,

862
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: But it was a fun round with pits. And we're

863
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: rolling right along until we get to the back nine.

864
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 1: Then every tea box. Never we get to there are

865
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: two groups waiting to tee off on the back nine.

866
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? And I'm like what I have

867
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: to get my son from his last day of pre k,

868
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: Like what are we doing here? That's on the clubhouse

869
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: And some guy comes rolling up from the He's like, hey,

870
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: you guys back, Yeah, what the hell's going? He goes, man,

871
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: we got a bachelor party up ahead of you guys.

872
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: There's like twenty six of them. They had like sixty

873
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: times or something like that. He goes and they are

874
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: just really slow, man, they're holding everybody up. I'll go

875
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: see what I can do. And he said some of

876
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: them were playing sixum's you know what I mean. And

877
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: I think they were doing good on the front nine.

878
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: But then as you get into the back that's a

879
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: part of your drinking more. You don't realize you're taking

880
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: as long that it was sitting on every tea box

881
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 1: for fifteen to twenty minutes.

882
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 2: That's why I don't play eighteen.

883
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: At this point, Pitts is getting pissed off.

884
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: He's gonna talk about in his podcast.

885
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,760
Speaker 1: He is getting pissed off, like I'd rather be at home,

886
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: you know, in the rain, mowing the lawn barefoot, than

887
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: sitting here just waiting. It's hard of getting in a flow.

888
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, I know, brother, I understand. I

889
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: totally agree with you. I was like, this is getting

890
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: rough and there's rain clouds all around us. He's like,

891
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 1: but we are lucky. We have got to drop a rain.

892
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: We have got to drop a rain. That way, yeah,

893
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 1: and then number fifteen, All of a sudden, my driver's

894
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: back right down the middle. All right, cool. Number sixteen,

895
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: driver's back right down the middle. We get to seventeen.

896
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: We're waiting. Par three. We're waiting. You know. We got

897
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: the two groups in front of us. One is up

898
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:04,439
Speaker 1: on the green, the other one about to tee off. Think, Dan, think,

899
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: think it's starting to rain, and I'm like, oh, it's

900
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: all right, it's just a couple of drops. Then it

901
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: starts sprinkling. Then that team, that group in front of us,

902
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 1: hits They get on the green and we're about to

903
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: get out of the cart and the bottom falls out

904
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 1: of the sky and I look at Alex and Corey.

905
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're smoking there there. They got their heaters

906
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: and you know, cancer sticks in their mouth. We're right, boys,

907
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: what are you thinking. They're like, oh, we may wait

908
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: about five minutes, see what it goes to us. Do

909
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: that's what we're thinking.

910
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 2: You boys smoking a couple of darts.

911
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: But they were coming in. I was driving, so it's

912
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: coming on the other side of the cart. So Pitts

913
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: is getting soaked. He's like, man, I don't really want

914
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: to just sit here in the rain. This ain't really

915
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: worth it to me. I was like, Eh, let's just see.

916
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: It just starts spraining harder. I was like, we're out

917
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: of here. Boys. Nice to meet y'all. I see a

918
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: later Corey and we drive up and once we pass

919
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: that hole, not a drop. I'm like, we made the

920
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: wrong decision, man, we are so dumb. We left and

921
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: it wasn't even gonna rain that long. Then we get

922
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: to walk a lot. The problem is it was moving

923
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: that way. It just hadn't reached there. It was sprinting

924
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: back to the car after dropping the cart off, and

925
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: it monsoon for the next thirty minutes as I drove

926
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: out of there. So there is no way they finished

927
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: that round of golf. We didn't get through eighteen, so

928
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: not an official game of golf.

929
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: I got to ask Baser, man, did we get that

930
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 2: kind of rain? I don't need to water then for

931
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 2: a week.

932
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 1: No, I don't think you need to water. It rained,

933
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: And so then I'm like, I gotta get back, gotta

934
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: go get the wife, We gotta go pick up the kids,

935
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: say goodbye to the school. Let my you know, son,

936
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: pack his stuff up, get his pillow, his blanket, all

937
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: his artwork, his everything that he has at that school.

938
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: It's time to go.

939
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,800
Speaker 2: Where's your finger painting for the fourth of July?

940
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking he's gonna be so sad. And we

941
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: get there and I'm like, he ready to go. He's

942
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: like yep, Like you want to say body of your friends?

943
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 2: Nah, that's what's up, dude.

944
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: Hey dude, You're not going to see some of these

945
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: kids anymore, That's all right.

946
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 2: Life comes at you fast.

947
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, but like he's like, let's go

948
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: get my stuff.

949
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: Like all right.

950
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: I was like, you want to play chase on the

951
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,280
Speaker 1: playground one more time?

952
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 2: Nope?

953
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 1: You want to go down that slide for the last time?

954
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 2: Nope. Cat's in the cradle in the silver spoon, Sonny, do.

955
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: You want to say goodbye to the teachers? Nope?

956
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, how's this for memories?

957
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: Dad?

958
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,919
Speaker 2: I'm on to the next day.

959
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: I'm like another one. Are you sure you don't want

960
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: you there's nothing you want to do?

961
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,399
Speaker 2: Nope. You want to give your dad a hug.

962
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: He's like, well, where are we going? I was like home.

963
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: He goes, oh. Then he hugs a couple of his friends.

964
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, look, my teacher got me this book

965
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: and I open it up and has a note to him.

966
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: He's like, Dad, what's the note say?

967
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 2: You can't read it?

968
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: No? Man, only he does not read it.

969
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: Why would she give him a note that he can't read.

970
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: I don't know any thing about that she writes it,

971
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: And I mean, he knows some uh what they called

972
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: site words, but he doesn't know how to read. Read like,

973
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to read like chapters or anything.

974
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: It says oah, he goes.

975
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: And so then I read it out loud to him,

976
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: and that's when I was like, oh man, it's hitting me.

977
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: And he was like, all right, cool. And then he

978
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: starts showing his friends the book. Then he lays on

979
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,439
Speaker 1: the ground. They're all gathered around it and they're looking

980
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: at the pictures and I'm like okay. And then my

981
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: four year old starts getting sad, and I'm like, what's wrong, Bud?

982
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: And then he starts crying, and he's like, I'm not

983
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: gonna get to play with him on the playground anymore.

984
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 2: He's realizing.

985
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: He's like, Dad, can we can we play a lot

986
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 1: of soccer at home with me and baby box. I'm

987
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: like yeah, he goes, because I'm never gonna get to

988
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: play soccer with him on the playground again.

989
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 2: Okay, he's able to grasp it.

990
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 1: He's grasping it. How might it's okay. I'm just really sad.

991
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: I'm really said, he's not gonna be here anymore. And

992
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, but you're your other brother's gonna

993
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: be He goes, yeah, but he's on the little playground

994
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: and I really want to play soccer with him. And

995
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, Bud. He's like, I'm like, but Bud,

996
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: you get to move up to pre K. Now you're

997
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 1: gonna get to go. But he's not gonna and he's

998
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 1: just devastated. Where's the older one? Didn't give a crap?

999
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 2: Million emotions hit you. At the same time my son been.

1000
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: There and my wife didn't give a crap. Ah se

1001
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: no emotions.

1002
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 2: Yeah see some of us, dude, It's on.

1003
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: To another one another one. Man. So we left, Me

1004
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: and your.

1005
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 2: Brother are gonna go outside. We'll be on the patio.

1006
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: And we went home, went to the pool, went swimming

1007
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: across the moat. That was it, man. That was the

1008
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: last day, pre K.

1009
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 2: This is the final time I'll be leaving this gated school.

1010
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: Now it's not gated private school. Now it's not private.

1011
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 2: Son, you're not real tears are You're now going to

1012
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: public school.

1013
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll take a break and I'll tell you about

1014
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: the rest of my weekend right after this. I mean,

1015
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: I gotta say I am all Olympics all the time.

1016
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: I watched so much Olympics. My kids are one into

1017
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: the Olympics. They are die hard, go crazy. It was amazing.

1018
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 2: But I all have an opening ceremony.

1019
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: Well, the opening ceremony I didn't really understand. There was

1020
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: at one point where they were like doing a threesome.

1021
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 1: There was like two guys and a girl like going

1022
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: up these stairs and like one guy's about to kiss her,

1023
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: but then the other guy grabs her to kiss her.

1024
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: And then they go in a bedroom and there's all

1025
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: three of them on the bed and my kids are like.

1026
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: My kids are like, Dad, what are they doing?

1027
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 2: They explain that to the little Johnny.

1028
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,919
Speaker 1: And then they close the door, you know, like you're

1029
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: not allowed to see this, And my kids go, Dad,

1030
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: why they close the door? And I'm like, I don't

1031
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: know how to explain this. It's like they're how we

1032
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: get threesome on the opening ceremonies, I was like, uh.

1033
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: And then they're showing all the damn boats and they're like,

1034
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: well on boats seven. There are eighty five total boats.

1035
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I can't sit here and

1036
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: watch eighty five freaking boats. And the person running across

1037
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: rooftops like to go light the torch looks like it's

1038
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 1: a freaking burglar has a mask on, and my four

1039
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: year old is terrible, like what are they doing? Are

1040
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: they trying to break in? Are they the bad guy?

1041
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like no, no, they're a good guy. Well where

1042
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: are they going? Why are they jumping from the roofs?

1043
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: Like why are they sneaking around? Why do they have

1044
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 1: a mask on? Terrifying my four year old snoop dogg.

1045
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't know, and then Kelly Clarkson on

1046
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: the I don't. It was a weird thing. I didn't

1047
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: watch the whole opening ceremonies. I stopped it. I was like,

1048
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 1: I can't do this. But I did go over to

1049
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: the neighbors after the kids went to bed. We left

1050
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: my cellphone in their room and we called my wife's

1051
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 1: one because they want to have a drink on the porch.

1052
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, you want to go in and watch

1053
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: the rest of the opening ceremonies, Like no, I'm good,

1054
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm good. And we have a drink or two on

1055
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: the porch, you know, chatting it up. And then it's

1056
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: like eleven o'clock, like, oh, we're gonna head over and

1057
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: go back to bed. We're gonna go to bed. They're like, yeah,

1058
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,959
Speaker 1: I see you guys later. And an Amazon truck rolls

1059
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 1: up at eleven o'clock at night. I'm like, why would

1060
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: an Amazon truck be delivering packages this late a damn night?

1061
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: And we get over and it's my neighbor getting out

1062
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: of a party van.

1063
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 2: Ah, you tie one on, Mark.

1064
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: I no, she's seventy six, Gertrude, she is seventy six

1065
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: years old.

1066
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 2: I was Western Willies.

1067
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 1: And she is getting out of a party van, party bus, whatever,

1068
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: and the driver held her arm and walked her to

1069
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: the door.

1070
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 2: I think my neighbor was doing the same.

1071
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: Thing, but I would like me and my wife were

1072
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: laughing so hard, like of course, a seventy six year

1073
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 1: old woman getting out of a party bus going into

1074
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: her house. I laughed out. I was like, here, I

1075
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: thought I was an Amazon driver and it is the

1076
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: freaking retirement home with a bunch of old people coming

1077
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 1: back from the club.

1078
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 2: Dude, you did me one better. My neighbor, her light's

1079
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 2: been on at one am the past three nights, and

1080
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 2: I said, baezer, she's never up at this hour, what's

1081
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 2: going on? And she goes, oh, it's her birthday. She

1082
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 2: has family in town and they've been partying. She's in

1083
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 2: her seventies.

1084
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: See, so I'm saying, it's been like.

1085
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 2: Three straight nights. I'm like, hey, when I leave for work,

1086
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 2: those lights are all wide open, just fy. And she goes, yeah,

1087
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 2: she's been celebrating.

1088
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: Hilarious, and she has another thing coming up hilarious. So yeah, now,

1089
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: I mean that was that. But then the Olympics, Dude,

1090
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I watched. I watched cross

1091
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: country horses. Volleyball, which volleyball?

1092
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 2: Sand?

1093
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: I watched sand volleyball, but cross country horses. I don't

1094
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: know how this is an Olympic sport. I don't know

1095
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: why it's an Olympic sport. And I am shocked at

1096
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: how many people were there to watch cross country horses.

1097
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: It was phenomenal. It is a three like a three

1098
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: mile course and the horses are galloping and they are

1099
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: jumping over boats, They're jumping over bushes into water, up ramps.

1100
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it was so crazily stupid. It was awesome.

1101
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 2: Grand Theft auto horse it, dude, it was so cool

1102
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 2: to watch. It's tough to follow in the bar. They

1103
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 2: had all the different TVs on it on Saturday without

1104
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: an announcer explaining some of the stuff.

1105
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: That's the one problem is they don't explain it. I

1106
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: don't know the rules. I don't know what's going on.

1107
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: I just know they're jumping. I don't know. And there's

1108
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 1: like different paths they can take, but there's time penalties

1109
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: if you take the easier path. Don't understated it. But

1110
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: I just watched the horses jumping and I was like,

1111
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: this is crazy. Then I watched handball, and if you've

1112
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: never watched handball, they are some athletic and they knock

1113
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: the shit out of each other. And I mean they

1114
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 1: are jumping sideways, they get a forearm to the chest,

1115
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 1: off balance, flinging off the so fun.

1116
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 2: I gotta see some handies.

1117
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: But the problem is they don't. These announcers act like

1118
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: everybody's been watching handball. Their whole life and they don't

1119
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: explain the rules.

1120
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 2: What about the guy that does swimming, He has his

1121
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 2: great announcer voice. Dude, he's in hibernation for four years

1122
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 2: and then he comes out for swimming. He goes turney

1123
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: a turkey. Oh my dude, he has a great voice.

1124
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 2: I haven't heard him since the last Olympics for Phelps.

1125
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, where's he been. I don't know. He doesn't do

1126
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: anything for four years. Yeah, that's exactly. I mean, who

1127
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 1: who actually is an announcer for handball? Like there are

1128
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: professional announcers for handball that know the rules, but they

1129
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: don't explain it to the common listener or watch her

1130
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: whatever you want to say it is. But handball was

1131
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: so freaking fun. Yeah, the Olympics is kind of It's

1132
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: bad for me. It reminds me it's Lower when he

1133
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: used to.

1134
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 2: Cheat on his wife. Oh sorry, he was cheating with

1135
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 2: the NBC intern And that's true.

1136
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 1: I also watched badminton.

1137
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 2: We'll be bad on today. I'm Matt Lower.

1138
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: I watched badminton. Dude, badminton was so freaking fun. Like,

1139
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 1: it is so wild to see them, I mean they

1140
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: and it looks like it's going way out and then

1141
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: it just flutters down. Then they way up from the

1142
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: baseline smack it.

1143
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 2: And also why put all these dumb ass I get

1144
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 2: your fetish with the horse thing.

1145
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,959
Speaker 1: No, I don't understand why sport.

1146
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 2: Why not put the splash ball thing on that Sam

1147
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 2: hump plays on the beach with the.

1148
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: Oh, spike ball, spike spike balls.

1149
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 2: A pickleball. Let's get some of those at beer pong.

1150
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: What else did we watch? We watched water polo, dude,

1151
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: a lot of swimming. Dude. The water polo they like

1152
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: drown each other.

1153
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 2: They drown each other and when the ball goes to

1154
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 2: the other end, then they all just swim to one

1155
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 2: side and nothing happens.

1156
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: For Yeah, I don't understand why they don't play defense

1157
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: further out.

1158
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 2: I don't know why they don't do half court because

1159
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: when they go to the other side, they all just

1160
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 2: swim down. Why not just keep it? It's look, you

1161
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 2: have two goalies. Yeah, so what like if you tag out,

1162
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 2: it's just a point version of the game where they

1163
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 2: all swim down. I it's like free backs. But right

1164
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 2: they just let him dribble it up. It's like, oh,

1165
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: we're not gonna press. They don't do a full court pressure.

1166
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,959
Speaker 1: I don't know why, and I don't know the rules

1167
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: because they don't say it, but they just blow the

1168
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: whistle and they expect.

1169
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 2: You've been watching water polo at Yale for the past

1170
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 2: six years. Oh, here we go. They are ready for

1171
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 2: their pressure. What the fuck does that mean? Here she

1172
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 2: goes with her hoopedie. Who oh what?

1173
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: He got a two minute penalty for what? I mean?

1174
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 1: They're all drowning each other. I don't know what they're doing.

1175
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 2: She tickled the water a little too hard over to you,

1176
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 2: Mark NBC Peacock.

1177
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: But the impressiveness of just them doing like the water polo,

1178
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: like not touching the ground and just treading water the

1179
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: whole time and grabbing this ball and being able to

1180
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: have the core straight to lift yourself out of water

1181
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: and fire it freaking amazing.

1182
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 2: And uh, Tariko is little sit downs. He's got Phelps

1183
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 2: in there with him, Trico. Trico loves him this shit

1184
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 2: like he sits down, Hey, Michael, how have you been Michael?

1185
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 2: Put Phelps now has the ponytailer, he's got the little

1186
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 2: goat he does look and then he's got down Staley

1187
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,479
Speaker 2: in there. Hey, down, so you weren't olympian one time.

1188
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 2: Look at this picture of you carrying the torch. Dreco.

1189
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: Shut the hell up, dude.

1190
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 2: He loves to sit down by the fireside.

1191
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: He does. He like he feels very important at that moment.

1192
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 2: Drico, it's Phelps man. Give him DAPs, Michael. It remembers

1193
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 2: when you were swimming like this over this newcomer Danielson over.

1194
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: Now there's some new guys swimmer. It's the new Phelps

1195
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 2: and locked. You haven't learned his name. It's like Danielson

1196
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 2: or something.

1197
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: Uh, Drestler, Yeah, I don't know. Jostler going for gol.

1198
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 2: Nobody will catch jam.

1199
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: I mean there was a relay team we watched and

1200
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: my kids are jumping up and down on the couch.

1201
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: I mean, it was all in. I watched sand volleyball

1202
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: and dude, I don't know when the men sand volleyball plays.

1203
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: But Chase Budinger, he used to play in the NBA,

1204
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: is now beach volleyball for the Olympics. Like, what in

1205
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: the hell, Yeah that's incredible.

1206
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 2: Yeah you can pick it up.

1207
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: Man, basketball. I mean they rolled. I watched some of

1208
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: that and I was like, dang, watch soccer, men's and women's.

1209
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: I mean, but dude, I've been watching everything. I've been

1210
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: in love with the Olympics.

1211
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jurantula was hot. I was on the wrong side

1212
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 2: of that. I had some future parlays, but they all

1213
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 2: started with Serbia plus twelve and a half, Serbia plus sixteen,

1214
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 2: Serbia plus twenty one and a half. They lost by thirty.

1215
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 2: So those parlays are shot. We will now move on

1216
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 2: to other parlays.

1217
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know what events are coming up or

1218
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,280
Speaker 1: win or what. And I watched them. Oh, I watched

1219
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: bike racing through the woods. Awesome. That was so fun.

1220
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,919
Speaker 2: As long as it is you're not the one they're

1221
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 2: trying to inspire, it's for the youth, then kids will

1222
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 2: want to pick it up and represent their country. You

1223
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 2: don't have a future in the Olympics. I I have

1224
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 2: no shot, right, But you're not who they're targeting. So

1225
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 2: that you enjoy it. They don't care. They want a

1226
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 2: mom to enjoy it and they want kids to like it.

1227
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 2: That it makes it they want kids. Are your kids

1228
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 2: enjoying it?

1229
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 1: My kids are jumping up and down on the couch

1230
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: every race event Like that's target marketing.

1231
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 2: NBC.

1232
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 1: My my six year old. I'm telling you, whatever event

1233
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: we turn it on, it is like he has been

1234
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: a fan of that person his entire life. He screams

1235
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: at the TV, jumps up and down, yells. I mean

1236
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: he is one in it every freaking event.

1237
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 2: Like what's he rooting for? Which country?

1238
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: Usa?

1239
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 2: Ray, Mexico.

1240
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: Actually he does get a little confused with the France

1241
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: flag because it's red, white and blue, and so he

1242
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: thinks that that. He starts going, yeah, Dad, Usa, and

1243
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, nobody, that's France. He goes, but it's red,

1244
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: white and blue, and I'm like, yeah, they gotta have

1245
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: the stars. And he's like, but he's started to learn

1246
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: and swimming. He can now see him in the pool

1247
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: and he can tell you which one's USA.

1248
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 2: They show the flags. Is he more interest? Are the

1249
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 2: kids more interested in the volleyball or male polo?

1250
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: What are you trying to say?

1251
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,879
Speaker 2: I'm just saying back, I just remember growing up, man,

1252
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 2: that's what I started to like. Summer Olympics. Man, you

1253
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 2: got the volleyball.

1254
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 1: I turned into volleyball. The first nine they had pants on.

1255
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: I was like, That's what I'm saying, Is that no?

1256
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: But then during the day they had the short stop.

1257
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: I watched the Netherlands versus I don't know who Lithuania

1258
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: to the women. That was a pretty good one. Now

1259
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: what women volleyball.

1260
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 2: It's nostalgic for me because that's the first time I

1261
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 2: knew that a bathing suit would not have a middle

1262
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 2: to It is when I learned it at the Olympics,

1263
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 2: and I believe it was Shanghai two thousand and two,

1264
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two, Shanghai. I have no idea, right, that's

1265
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 2: when I learned that the women's bathing suit comes in

1266
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 2: two pieces at times.

1267
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. That's a good memory.

1268
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 2: We got it a song.

1269
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: That was my weekend.

1270
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 2: Man.

1271
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: I watched the Olympics after Olympics. After Olympics. Man, it

1272
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: was great, right, I say, we ended? Yeah? He can

1273
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: you can you play a little bit of it?

1274
00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 2: Keen.

1275
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: I have a good Monday, guys, good Monday. We out

1276
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: go Usa, Go Usa. Happy birthday. Justin Hope is a

1277
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: good one. Man.

1278
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 2: Needed you there? Man?

1279
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:15,839
Speaker 1: Why you tired? Man?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I was explaining craps to his tata. I

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Speaker 2: was explaining Roulette etiquette to Justin. I was dealing with

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Speaker 2: the guy that bets MLB parlays like a lunatic. I

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Speaker 2: needed you there for support.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. If you were spending the night, No,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't have anyway. If we did another day and

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Speaker 1: we were spending the night, I couldn't have done drive

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Speaker 1: two and a half hours, drive two and a half hours.

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Speaker 2: But hey, I'm just telling you right now, the regret

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Speaker 2: and remorse you would wake up with on the next morning.

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Speaker 2: It's not a lot of smiling faces.

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Speaker 1: Oh really. That's the worst is when you go to

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Speaker 1: one of those small ones.

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Speaker 2: It's like it seems like it's a cold, musty cigarette

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Speaker 2: smoke filled until some sort of you gets there around

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Speaker 2: five pm.

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Speaker 1: It's like they got their paycheck and they go and

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Speaker 1: they're trying to double it up and it gets real uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: When I went to the cashier, she gave me that

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Speaker 2: look like, tell me what you do and get me

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Speaker 2: out of this town. But I showed her that there

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Speaker 2: is a way to win at the casino and you

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Speaker 2: don't just have to be that dejected, depressed person. And

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Speaker 2: she saw the twinkle in my eye and I think

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Speaker 2: she said, there's a way out of here. And whatever

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Speaker 2: game he was playing I'm going to start playing that