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Speaker 1: The nick Laser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Monday.

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Speaker 1: Andrew new shirt. No problems. New to me that this

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Speaker 1: is the weirdest thing you You only brought so many

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Speaker 1: clothes to the Where we are? Where are we Cabo?

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Speaker 1: Why haven't I seen that shirt yet? Why hasn't that

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Speaker 1: been in rotation? This is the last day we are here.

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Speaker 1: I found it folded under a bunch of I knew

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Speaker 1: there was a reason. I think I wore one other time.

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Speaker 1: Mom's delis shout out St. Louis here we come. Cool.

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Speaker 1: It's a good um the Mike um pink Mike's match

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Speaker 1: the print I like. I like the black and pink.

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Speaker 1: What is your shirt? Noah v over Victoria's Secrets for good.

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Speaker 1: Guess it's my old jiu jitsu school. Oh v O

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Speaker 1: R S fature shallowing. Okay, cool, that's a cool log. Um,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. I'm glad that we've gone over

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Speaker 1: what everyone's wearing. What the fun are you wearing? I've

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Speaker 1: never seen that shirt I'm wearing. It's not sure it's

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Speaker 1: stress summer. It's a long yet as I'm stressed. It's

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Speaker 1: a stressed, it's like a long Yeah, I opened my class.

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Speaker 1: I forgot that. When I got here. I hung up

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Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff like a real person does when

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Speaker 1: they like check into a hotel for a month. And

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Speaker 1: then I never opened the goddamn closet because I've never

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Speaker 1: once put away things were so similar. I did that

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Speaker 1: right away. I put my pants in there. I put

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Speaker 1: my jacket and like two other things, and my nicest, shoot,

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Speaker 1: my nicest, Like we've been wearing the same three things.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen him. I opened the closet the other day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was like funding him body. I opened the thing.

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Speaker 1: It was like fifteen nice outfits and shoes that I

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Speaker 1: put it like, you know, I couldn't believe it, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I did so. I like when I first got here,

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Speaker 1: I put everything in the drawers in the closet, and

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Speaker 1: then when I would do laundry, I would just I

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Speaker 1: would put every all my dirty laundry in this big suitcase,

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Speaker 1: go haul it over to the laundry uh thing system here,

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Speaker 1: do the laundry, and then just put all my stuff

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Speaker 1: folded back into the suitcase. I like living out of

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Speaker 1: the suitcase. It's all in one place. It all gets

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Speaker 1: it all gets mixed up pretty quickly, but at least

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Speaker 1: I know where it all is. I'm like, I don't

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Speaker 1: need drawers. Drawers are no because drawers. It could be

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Speaker 1: in this drawer, it could be it could be in

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Speaker 1: the closet, it could be so many places. When you

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Speaker 1: don't have that much stuff that it all fits in

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Speaker 1: one place. It's just I don't mind it all. Just

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Speaker 1: you know which drawer has that actual stuff. I abandoned

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Speaker 1: my drawer, like you know, Uh, it's like mixing together.

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Speaker 1: This is just gonna be uh the shirts that I

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Speaker 1: don't work out in but like aren't that nice, but

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Speaker 1: are like T shirts for It's gonna be a drawer

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Speaker 1: of my like workout but like nice workout stuff, so

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Speaker 1: like if I'm working out in front of people, are

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Speaker 1: want to look cute when I'm running. This is like

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Speaker 1: all my workout stuff that is disgusting but that I

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Speaker 1: can't get rid of because it's just so tried and

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Speaker 1: true and it's really all I want to wear. And

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Speaker 1: then this strawer is for like things with frills on

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Speaker 1: them that like I might wear, like if I want to,

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Speaker 1: I don't and then I abandoned that structure with it

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Speaker 1: with the first time I do laundry, and then I

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Speaker 1: just throw it all in, like you know what I like.

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Speaker 1: I like when I have I'll have like a a

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Speaker 1: pants drawer, and then I'll run out of shirt space,

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Speaker 1: and then shirt space, and I'll come inside the pant drawer,

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Speaker 1: but just to decide tucked away, and this is where

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Speaker 1: I put my pants and my shirts that I've got

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Speaker 1: won't fit in that other drawer. I'll remember that too.

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Speaker 1: I'll remember that. That's definitely I always conse myself. That's

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Speaker 1: I'll remember this stack for tank tops that are tied eye.

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Speaker 1: I have a question for you guys. Okay, so when

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Speaker 1: you're just keeping your stuff in a suitcase, like let's

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Speaker 1: say you're just traveling for the weekend, what do you

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Speaker 1: do with your dirty clothes? I put them in a

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Speaker 1: bag exceparate from the rest. I usually bring up a

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Speaker 1: tote bag that's empty, or I put my I usually

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Speaker 1: so if if the hotel doesn't supply a plastic bag

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Speaker 1: some reason, hotels have made a sweeping change where they

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Speaker 1: don't give you lotion anymore, and they don't give you

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I just always get a plastic bag and

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Speaker 1: what I do. I just I smell the crotch and

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Speaker 1: There's sometimes I'll smell my own crotch. And I'm sure

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Speaker 1: other guys do this where you smell your underwear and

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Speaker 1: just to see if it's still wearable, and it is

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Speaker 1: what no one knows that with underwear guys do. We

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Speaker 1: We do it to see if it's clean or not,

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Speaker 1: like if I never wore it or I wore it. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: guys will do it so they can wear it again.

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Speaker 1: I think I might be alone, but I'll die on

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Speaker 1: this mountain that I'll fall off and smell like ship

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Speaker 1: in my coal. So I do a smell test right

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Speaker 1: by the crotch, and it is. It's like Russian Roulette,

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Speaker 1: but you know exactly where to Russian is it? Yes?

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Speaker 1: It can be really bad sometimes and you're just like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, all right, I'll wear it again. Alright,

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Speaker 1: three more wears. It's already smelling's I'm like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, but yeah no, yeah but yeah no but yeah,

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Speaker 1: someone doesn't know. But yeah, it's just such a I've

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Speaker 1: heard it before. Yeah, but now I always smell my things.

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Speaker 1: I'll smell underwear if they somehow like I feel like

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Speaker 1: this pair looks a little dirty to be in the clean,

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Speaker 1: I'll smell it to see if it actually is clean

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Speaker 1: or not. But if it has any vaginal smell on it,

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Speaker 1: it will not be worn a gun. But I mean,

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Speaker 1: I would rather wear nothing. I would rather wear. I

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Speaker 1: that is. And I'm not someone who's like really scared

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Speaker 1: of germs or like disgusted by things, obviously, but that

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Speaker 1: to me, I just it just doesn't it's not even

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Speaker 1: that it's gross. It's just like it's like, you want

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Speaker 1: to know where I'm at where with underwear? Even in jeans,

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Speaker 1: I will go underwear lists. Yeah, even in jeans. You

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Speaker 1: know what, Here's what I'll do. I would flip underwear

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Speaker 1: that isn't too bad inside out. Okay, I like that?

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Speaker 1: Can you get? Can you get into that then you wear.

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Speaker 1: But then I've said this before. Girls who don't wear

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Speaker 1: underwear and wear jeans, you better be washing those jeans

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Speaker 1: every single day because your underwear now your jeans, babe.

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Speaker 1: And if you wouldn't wear underwear every day, why would

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Speaker 1: you wear those jeans? Again, you are getting stuff in this.

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Speaker 1: You're creaming those jeans. But are you creaming denim different

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Speaker 1: in creaming cotton? I would say no. I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: cotton gets more soggy or and denim has a more

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Speaker 1: There's there's something kind of like a paper towel is

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Speaker 1: the denim and cotton is toilet paper. Yeah, I see

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like one absorbs might use a dirty

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Speaker 1: paper towel. Again, it's the smell more, It's not so

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Speaker 1: much the look of it. But I don't think denim.

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Speaker 1: I think you could get a like one underwear where

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Speaker 1: I hear this, but I don't care. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to wear anything that has any pussy smell on it whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: It gross as me out. I I mean I rarely

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Speaker 1: They're now old underwear. They're now like underwear I wore before.

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Speaker 1: I can't put this would be putting back on dirty

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Speaker 1: underwear as opposed to just pulling back up my pants. Also,

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Speaker 1: women on like guys boxers. Even though boxer breefs are

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Speaker 1: wearing really tight undies. Like if guys wore more tighty

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Speaker 1: white ease, they'd be switching and you guys aren't dripping

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Speaker 1: things out of yourself. That's a good point we have.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's we covered this on the Reddit dump

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Speaker 1: last week where someone was like thought or someone thought,

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Speaker 1: period blood just like seeps out all day long. Like,

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Speaker 1: like that it's just drip, drip, drip. That would be

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Speaker 1: funny way to waterboards. So there are times where you

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Speaker 1: like this pussy, well, now you're getting water boarded with

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Speaker 1: you ever watched someone getting waterboarded. I've seen people try

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Speaker 1: I want to be waterboard to see how bad it is.

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Speaker 1: women aren't funny? Yeah, thank you. Noah, how did you

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Speaker 1: it up? I looked up? How did you look it up?

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Speaker 1: How did you google? I said, uh, Philosopher, water boarded. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but yes, I knew it was someone I would do it.

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Speaker 1: swimming with whales, Yeah, they don't have tasers. Be bad

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Speaker 1: as that they did the old days are whale That's

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Speaker 1: that's a you know, evolution will lead to that. Eventually,

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Speaker 1: if there's enough trash in the ocean, they'll find a way.

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Speaker 1: Wait a sec, you would be Let's talk about some

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Speaker 1: things that you would do. You win, sky diving, yeah,

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Speaker 1: chat you bungee jumping? Would you do that? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Part of me thinks I will do it before I die.

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Speaker 1: It's not something that would Branna do that. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She's alleged head in ways. She hasn't like water. She's

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Speaker 1: not a water head. Well this isn't over water. Let's

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Speaker 1: just say this is over she would maybe do it crevasse.

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Speaker 1: There's a chance if I could do it with someone

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Speaker 1: else that like it's like, hey man, yeah you need

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Speaker 1: a little peer pressure. Yeah you want to smoke pressure?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you want this? And I'm like, yeah, okay, would

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Speaker 1: you So far the answers to this has been all

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Speaker 1: know for me. No, I know you would probably skydive, right, No, oh,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't never ever nothing. Why skin face skin? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get stretched out. It could be good for you. No,

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Speaker 1: how do you know? Because every time I see videos

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Speaker 1: of people sky diving, their skin just well just okay,

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Speaker 1: just because let's say I make it. I'm wearing a sweater. Okay,

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Speaker 1: to Pomia. Um, whatever point, Bean is it's a nice course.

421
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 1: It really is. It really is. Well, it didn't strike

422
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: me that way. There was just dust everywhere. It was

423
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: not even clear where the entrance was. I had to

424
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 1: walk around like a I did. I'm not kidding you,

425
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 1: but we're literally getting golf balls over a cliff, looking

426
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: at whale swimming. Like just because it has a nice

427
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 1: location doesn't mean it's nice itself. I know, but I'm

428
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: telling you, it's not anyways, point being, I will just

429
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: say I've been to the golf courses with you, and

430
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: there's not that much patchy grass. There's usually tease, there's

431
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: like designated greens. This was just all just one swath

432
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: of grass that had no designated like space for like

433
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: this is where I drive, this is where I drive.

434
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: There's no like, there's no um. But that's how it

435
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 1: is in nicer clubs. There's no like set boxes. That's

436
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 1: more of a public thing. Okay, alright, well it's like

437
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: eating that out back. And it's like a colored shirt

438
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 1: is the most elitist, dumb bullshit. Does it help you

439
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,439
Speaker 1: play the game more? I understand if that's a reason

440
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 1: for it, um, of course not. Or colored shirts a

441
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 1: thing that men typically own and women don't as much. Yes,

442
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: it is a it's a it's it's sexist and it's

443
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 1: make and I have to now go. Andrew's like I'll

444
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: buy you a shirt. I'm like I would, fucking I will.

445
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,719
Speaker 1: I burned that shirt. I don't want anything to do

446
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 1: with this place. I hate this place. It's just it's

447
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: about let's get white. It's white men. It's just like

448
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: we are rich men. And if you don't have a

449
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: because collar shirt equals rich for some reason to these

450
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: fucking idiots. It's so it infuriates me. Why is it

451
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: different than like a hockey jersey or like, because if

452
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: I go to the fucking rink, they're not like you

453
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: gotta put on a basketball shirt or you have to

454
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: put on a hockey jersey to play. I'm a normal

455
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: person who wants to swing a club at their place

456
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,239
Speaker 1: and pay to do it. And because I don't have

457
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: a typical a certain shirt on the same Now that

458
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: happened to me. I same club. I went there, but

459
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: I was wearing like a like a workout shirt, but

460
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: like a Nike workout shirt, which by the way, a

461
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: lot of guys on tour now wear shirts that are

462
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: in college. So it's like, what are we doing here? This?

463
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 1: I get it. I hate tradition to I fucking you

464
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: have to wear like there's some places where you gotta

465
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: wear all white to play. Tradition of white people are

466
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: better than black. It's it's a tradition that is based

467
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: on when black people couldn't go to country clubs. I

468
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 1: guarantee you it's one of those leftover rules that's like

469
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: if we hold onto this, they won't take it from us.

470
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: It's so it's just laced with racism and misogyny. I

471
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: don't like it. And it just like it felt like,

472
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: I don't you know, it felt like one of those

473
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: pretty woman moments of like, oh, big mistake, huge, I

474
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: would have spent fifty it's all for five minutes. Like

475
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: it just felt like I just it angers me so much.

476
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: And I understand, like sometimes you go to a restaurant,

477
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: they're like you need to wear a sport jacket. Okay,

478
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: a restaurant they're they're making gourmet I get. I hate

479
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: that shipped too. I went to that place Louie. I

480
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: refused to go back to Louis and St. Louis because

481
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: and if I do go there, I've been there once

482
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: since I was so upset about it. But I made

483
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: a big scene of it. The fucking waiter has to

484
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: come over and read the board to us and tell

485
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: us every little ingredient. It's all this pomp of like

486
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: and this forcus, for this, and it's just like, wait,

487
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: we're just Americans who like to eat slop. Where I

488
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 1: was digging hamas container with my finger three hours ago,

489
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: you don't have to treat me like I'm the Queen

490
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: of England. This is all so rich people can feel rich,

491
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 1: and I don't like it. I got you, I got you,

492
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: But you also don't want there without it coming like

493
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't think it's racist, but you also don't want

494
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: like people in jeans and T shirts playing golf. It's

495
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: just a look that just it's not like athletic. You

496
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: just want but you's got to be some kind of

497
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Than raise your prices and people

498
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: who care enough to stick to dress up for it.

499
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,199
Speaker 1: We'll dress that way. But I also do want it

500
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: to be I do think that golf is still very

501
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: much a rich person's sport, and I do want it

502
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: to be more open, like if I did have like

503
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: an people who like golf first, people who like basketball,

504
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: like basketball is such a cool sport, inclusive, but you

505
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: still have to wear basketball clothes while you play basketball.

506
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: The idea kick you off a court for wearing jeans

507
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: if you go to and but colored shirts don't make

508
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 1: you play better. Andrew, No, I understand that I'm just saying.

509
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: There's I'm saying with golf because it's not as athletic

510
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: and whatever. You could get away with wearing jeans and

511
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: a fucking I don't know, being able to play golf

512
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: and play golf, you should be able to look people

513
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: are wearing. You have to dress like a fucking dork

514
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: to play golf. It doesn't make sense. Like why it's

515
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: interesting is people wear Jordan's now that we're turned into

516
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: golf shoes, talk about like a full like one of

517
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: like so now that's fine, we could we could do

518
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: that with rich shoes, you know, I don't know, I know,

519
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure that people who are you know, who aren't

520
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: white girls experienced so much more of this stuff everywhere

521
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: they go where they're just like that's slightly just made

522
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: to keep me out that I don't even notice. But

523
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: this one was very egregious to me. And I'm not

524
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: standing up for like myself as much as like this

525
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: is overall a racial thing, I think, and I'm not

526
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: trying to like say that I'm like the most woke

527
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: fucking person, but there's just a tinge of like it's

528
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: not it's it's about rich, and rich to me equals race,

529
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: like back in the day, you know, just anything that

530
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,239
Speaker 1: rich people get treated like better than everyone else in

531
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: terms of like even I hate when I go to

532
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: like the Ritz Carlton and like people come up and

533
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: are like, ma'am, like your perier and they like show

534
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: it to you or they have like a special way

535
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: of opening it. It's just like I don't need all

536
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: of this. I get people like luxury, I guess, but

537
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: I just find that so much of it is there's

538
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: no purpose for it, you know, tasting one. People that

539
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: swirl around their fucking wine before they say, oh yeah,

540
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: these fucking jabronies who pick out a wine on the

541
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: one day they go out for Valentine's and they order

542
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: a wine, you know, three from the top, so that

543
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: it's like a three from the bottom, free from the bottom.

544
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,719
Speaker 1: That's the smart unless there's only three. But then they

545
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: swirl it around and taste it like there's any way

546
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: they would fucking know if it wasn't good or not

547
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: test where it's a bad wine like it's which all

548
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: by the way, all wine is disgusting. No one really

549
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: likes taste. I'm a pretentious asshole. Yeah, but like would

550
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: you like to give people who are doing that little

551
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: first test just some bad wines? Yeah? And just yeah,

552
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: and then but it's at the top. You just fill

553
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: up a bottle with dog pists and then they go,

554
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: oh what is this and they go yeah, yes, yes,

555
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: off more and they signed for please more. It's all

556
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: just made so people can feel, you know, even flying

557
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: first class, it's you just go, I don't need this,

558
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: like it feels good, though I'm not gonna lie like

559
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: I got to lay down on that one flight down

560
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: is different because that is actually a thing that feels good.

561
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: Someone handing some laying down, we're calling you ma'am. All

562
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: those things. I mean, there's some there's just things about

563
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: etiquette for rich people that's based on plantation style servantry

564
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: and like the way slaves used to have to talk

565
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: to their plantation owner. That's carried over so white people

566
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: can rich white people can still feel a little bit

567
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: better than the rest of people. Yeah, it's entitled fucking

568
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: unaware motherfucker's I get that, And I'm not I'm not

569
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: like completely going, oh, we need collared shirts. I'm not

570
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: saying that. I'm just saying that, Like, but it's so

571
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: rare you encounter something that dumb. Yeah, I mean, you're

572
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: not gonna wear Sandler wearing a collar shirt to go play.

573
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: He'll probably throw on some shitty collar shirt just to

574
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: show that he's an all American guy worth nine billion dollars.

575
00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: Let's get to the news. It was so mad, it

576
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: was great. First, Oh boy, it's Monday. You know what

577
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: that means, folks, it's monday. I hope you're having all

578
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: the swells there we are. We're both in college shirts.

579
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: Or maybe we're not. Check out our YouTube page to

580
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: see and find out. Huh oh yeah at the beginning, yeah,

581
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: war war drip, um, So what I don't know. Sometimes

582
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: sometimes you give me a pensive look, like I can't

583
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: believe I've let this person in my life. No, that

584
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: wasn't a look like that. I was just looking at you,

585
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: waiting for you to do the news, and I forgot

586
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: we stole that job for you. Oh, by the way,

587
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: can I just because I've gotten messages, did not steal

588
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: your job. You didn't give you weren't like Andrew. You

589
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: can't read that well even though you've said it. But

590
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: this wasn't the reason why Noah got the job. People

591
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: think that you took the job from me. People are like,

592
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: I can't believe you don't do the news anymore. It's like, no,

593
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to see people are telling me paying

594
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: cub taking the job. I'm sure, um, but we we

595
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: gave it to know because you looked down too much

596
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: and because we want to include no one, no more,

597
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: and we like I like having us have both the

598
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: reactions to the story. I think it works, Betters. Changed.

599
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes people hate change. Did you realize when you first

600
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: listen to the show you had no idea what was

601
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: going to happen? Things that change from the show? Um,

602
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: whenever things change in life and people go I wandered

603
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: back the way it was. The way it was was

604
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: new to you at one point. Collared shirts were new

605
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: to you at one point where you go, oh, I

606
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: gotta were Okay, that was a new novel thing. And

607
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: if we go away from that, get used to that

608
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: new thing too. When I go on shows, I always

609
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: say this whenever I go on shows and people don't know,

610
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: like I'm on to show that is too famous for

611
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: me or something? People go, who is this? Who is

612
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 1: this girl that's just meeting a sandwich? Right? Who's this guy?

613
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: Did you know? Who? Did? Were you born knowing who

614
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks was? Did you come out there was a

615
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: moment where Tom Hanks was a who is this guy?

616
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: I gotta be you gotta learn who people are? Stop that?

617
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 1: Who is this ship? It's so weird. I don't know.

618
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: I'm angry to that. Okay, no, no, it's funny. Angry though, alright,

619
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: angry angry. A Florida man, no boy in a porta

620
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: potti gets crushed to death by a bulldozer. Oh year

621
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: old man was killed on the job site. The bulldozer

622
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: operator had been driving his rig up an embankment at

623
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: the time, but his view was partially blocked by the

624
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: machineries elevated blade. The freak accident happened as employees were

625
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: putting away equipment preparing for the end of the day. Oh,

626
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: he just finished the day. He was probably like, can

627
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: I hold it until I get home? Now, just go

628
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: real quick and take a quick piss. And so it

629
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: ran over it or like the the bulldozer hit the

630
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: porta potty and crushed it, and the operator didn't know

631
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: that it was in the way. So when he came

632
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: out to check if anyone was in there, he found

633
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: his coworker. So when he sashed it and he goes,

634
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: I hope no one was he goes over to open it.

635
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,919
Speaker 1: You know how hard that would be to walk over

636
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: Like you've ever done something and you're like, god, I

637
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: hope something this. When I pull it back, it's not

638
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: going to be something, and it just, oh my god,

639
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: I wonder who's I guess he's at fault. I hope

640
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 1: he doesn't. I don't know. That sounds like an accident

641
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, but accidents are still can you even like, Okay,

642
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 1: would you rather die from a great white are? Yeah?

643
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I really was thinking the same thing

644
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: because I was thinking how much we give because this

645
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: story is so hilarious just a line, Yeah, great white

646
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: Shark also kind of funny too, But but it's hard

647
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: to get like Florida man crushed by bulldozer in like

648
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: it's just like it's yeah, it's like you getting a

649
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: d u I on a jet ski. It's like a

650
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: bunch of Florida things together exactly. Um, would I'd rather

651
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 1: get dieing? And I think I honestly, I think I'd

652
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: rather get crushed by a bulldozer. Wow, See I'd rather shark. No,

653
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: what would you rather? Probably a shark? Just because I've

654
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: never been in a porta potty that doesn't smell it crap. Yeah,

655
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: I would hate to die it. Like just the first

656
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: thought if you're getting crushed would be like I don't

657
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 1: want the size of this touching me. Oh no, they're

658
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: touching me too much, you know what I mean? Like

659
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: it would give all over me while I die. Yeah.

660
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: But like also being rush to death is just sounds

661
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: like the worst death. I feel like you die quicker

662
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: in a shark bite. I mean, it's cooler to probably

663
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: die by a great White, but a bulldozer is kind

664
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: of a great White of vehicle. My god. I just

665
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 1: do you ever realize you have to die someday and

666
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: you just go fuck? Sometimes? I've been having that thought

667
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: a lot. I think getting a little bit older, I'm

668
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: turning into like the way you were, not exactly, but

669
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: like I just start thinking about Like the other day

670
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: I was googling some sort of thing to be like,

671
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: what are the first signs of it? Like that you

672
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: forgetting what you googled, that's a good point you're dead.

673
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say what I googled because I

674
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: just don't want to scare other people. What you know,

675
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 1: I'm not going to my biggest biggest fear is getting

676
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 1: a l S or Huntington's disease or one of those

677
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: ones that I mean, And honestly, it's not my biggest

678
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: fear because if I did, I would have a plan

679
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: to go like uthanize myself, or I would I would

680
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: absolutely kill myself before it got too bad, even like Alzheimer's.

681
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: But the thing about Alzheimer's, it starts to take your

682
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: mind before you can get the plant. Like as soon

683
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: as you'd want to enact the plan, you forget that

684
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: you had a plan. So that's when you got to

685
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: tell other people, Hey, will you do this for me? Um?

686
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: It's awful. If you've ever lost anyone to any of

687
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: those things, I'm so fucking sorry, But you know, yeah,

688
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 1: sometimes I just I've been looking up grim stuff lately.

689
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: Can I just tell to everyone right now? Safety measure

690
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: if you're ever no porter potties are safe. I think

691
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: this is not something I read about often. If you

692
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 1: ever are bi as seascape and you want to take

693
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: pictures on on rocks, just know that even if you've

694
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: been looking at those rocks prior to going over waves,

695
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: A lot of times don't like big enough waves that

696
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: would like pull you into the ocean only strike sometimes

697
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: once an hour or something, so you don't know what

698
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: those waves are capable of doing out there. A big

699
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: ship couldn't. I don't really know how the ocean works,

700
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: but I just know that so many people get swept

701
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: to their death on those rocks trying to get a picture.

702
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: Those ledge heads out there, please watch out. And I

703
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: always think, well, i'd be a good swimmer if I

704
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: got tucked in notion, the thing that happens is you

705
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: get knocked unconscious when you fall, and then you you're

706
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: no swimming, and then you just drown. And so just

707
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: be careful, just air on the side of taking it

708
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: very far away, because you don't know. Even if the

709
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: waves look so safe on our YouTube, write caution and

710
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: then whatever you just said, like all of it together.

711
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: I just would love to see that, like like not

712
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: like close cap I want to see that like warning, Yeah,

713
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to see that. I don't

714
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 1: want to see Do you ever see your captioned out

715
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: thing and you realize how many ums and likes and

716
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: just bullshit sentences you start and then interrupt my whole

717
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,240
Speaker 1: fucking reason to Sam Harrison realized he never says um

718
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: and never says like, and it's so just he talks

719
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: in a way that uses the best words and he

720
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: never I'm gonna try to go the rest of the

721
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: podcast without using any false started sentences. You're gonna talk

722
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: way slower. I mean, that's the other thing. We don't

723
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: talk slow. We're very quick off our feet, so maybe

724
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: talking slower would be advantageous to me. Who knows. Okay,

725
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 1: let's get to the next story. I'm so r I

726
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: p to that man. By the way, can I just

727
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: say one more thing about this dying thing. If you're eighty,

728
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: I hate when people go, oh, they were eighty five,

729
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: you know they was they were Do you know imagine

730
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: being an eighty five year old and being like, no,

731
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm not. I know I'm ebee five, but I'm not

732
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: gonna fuck it. I'm just not ready to die just

733
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: because I'm maybe, you know, we always like, go, oh

734
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: they were there ninety it was their time. Yeah. When

735
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: people's grandmothers die, I'm always like, I'm sorry, But if

736
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: it was their mom, I'm like no, because of youth,

737
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: more so than at the other day, because I was like,

738
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: right now, I think about my Grandma being a hundred,

739
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, she was a hundred though,

740
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: you know that's fine. She wasn't like sweet. I'm telling

741
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: you read that book called on Living by Carrie Egan.

742
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: It talks a lot about people at the end of

743
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 1: their life and how they I don't want to a

744
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: lot of them don't want to die, and a lot

745
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 1: of them are ready to die. I find I feel

746
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: like I've heard some being taken or whatever you're feeling.

747
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm just talking. Yeah, it was the same

748
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: sound that someone makes when they see their porter body

749
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: being crushed slowly around that. I don't know if you

750
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: see that. What's your false starter? Yours is like, um,

751
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: would you say mine is? To restart the sentence, and

752
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: also like okay, and Andrew would believe our minds probably

753
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,280
Speaker 1: likes I probably say like a decent amount. I always

754
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: say okay. And I noticed every time I edit the podcast,

755
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: whenever I read fan tracks or something, I would start

756
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: with okay. Yeah I hear that too, But I think

757
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: that okay is okay. And that's scenario because you are

758
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: responding to me saying next one and you go okay, Yeah,

759
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking maybe maybe our fans will

760
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: let us know. But I also don't want to think

761
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: about my speech. Okay, next story, Okay, okay, okay. So

762
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: a woman shared on TikTok her doorbell camera capturing a

763
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: real estate agent showing her home that isn't for sale.

764
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 1: Uh through Okay. She shows the man ringing her doorbell.

765
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: Once the client arrived, he went to the back door

766
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: and she set off the house alarm. He then appeared

767
00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: to open the front door. The homeowners that after, you know,

768
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: she called the cops and stuff. I don't believe that

769
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: they were casing my house or trying to sell my

770
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: house from under me. He did seem sincere. She also

771
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: revealed that the agent explained that it was an accident

772
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: and he was supposed to be showing the home next door. Um.

773
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: And he added that the neighbor told him to go

774
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 1: through the back door. Oh yeah, this is a classic

775
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: just wrong house. Yeah. I mean he did sell it.

776
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 1: Thank god. It wasn't a hit man. It was a

777
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: real estate agent. I thought about selling my brother's Hampton's

778
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: house when I was out there, just being like, don't

779
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: tell anyone, just sell it in cash, Like wouldn't that

780
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: be great because he wasn't he trying to sell it

781
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: at the time of like a few months later, right

782
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: like he goes to seal it. He's like, no, actually

783
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:51,439
Speaker 1: I would. My mom would be so horrified if someone

784
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: walked into her house when she wasn't ready and was

785
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: accidentally selling it, because not because the person would have

786
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: you walked into her house, but because it wouldn't have

787
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: looked It would have looked like, oh my god, you

788
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: thought I was trying to sell this house with the

789
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: shape that it's in. It's never happened to you where

790
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: someone thinks something about you and you go, you think

791
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: I would wear this too? Like when I met Larry

792
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: David for the first time, or almost did. We walked

793
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: backstage at the Bill Marshaw in Hawaii and I got

794
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: there late because I was whale watching with Chris And

795
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: we got there to the theater late and I was

796
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: in whale watching attire just like shorts and like wet hair,

797
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 1: and I hadn't had time to I was gonna get

798
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: done up in my makeup room and Bill was like

799
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: escorting me to go meet Larry and I'm like, no, no,

800
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: no, no no no, because he's I think I said this

801
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: on the podcage. He's going to think that this is

802
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: what I wore to the show. Even seeing Bill, I

803
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: was like as soon as I say Bill, but I'm like,

804
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: I hope you don't think this is what I think

805
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear tonight on stage. Like I but the

806
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: idea that someone might think that about you accidentally? Has

807
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: that ever happened? That's happened to me so many times,

808
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you or they go, oh my god, Nickie,

809
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: I thought you were saying this. I like you thought

810
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 1: I would ever say something like that? What do you

811
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: think of me? Here's the thing what I usually learned

812
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: in that moment is that all these fucking all that

813
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: ship that I built up in my head, like oh,

814
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: he's gonna see the me wearing this, or she's gonna

815
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 1: the reaction you get from that person is usually almost

816
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: the opposite of whatever Larry Day would price see that

817
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: be like kind of respect the fact that she's just

818
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: wearing this everyday thing. Like I have to say, as

819
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: a woman who judges people a lot for like things

820
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: like that, if if someone if a girl came to

821
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: a show and was dressed like that at a theater

822
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 1: show where she wasn't the main event, and she's opening

823
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: for someone who's wearing a suit. I would go, what

824
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: then is she doing? And I know Bill maher at

825
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: first I saw his face and he was just like

826
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: and I go, built, don't worry, I'm not. I get that.

827
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: That's like a I understand that. It is different than

828
00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: the colored shirt. Um, shot fired, say I feel like

829
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: shots were fired. But I will say, I'm only doing

830
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: this because you like it. It's it's it's it's great.

831
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: I love debate. I would are you kidding me? I

832
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: think is a great debate? Um, okay, So this is

833
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: different because this when you dress up for people are

834
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: paying seventy dollars to a hundred and something dollars for

835
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: a ticket. It was New Year's Eve. Play that golf course.

836
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: This was a driving range I'm talking about. I understand

837
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: I would maybe have a little bit more leniency if

838
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: it was on the course. But at the same time,

839
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: my performance interrupt No, no, when you were perform I

840
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: find that obviously. But this here's the difference. This is

841
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: not required my office. I could wear whatever I want.

842
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 1: Bill would not yell about it. The theater would say,

843
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: you you look though a look that said, Hey, what

844
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: the funk are you thinking? I'm saying that if I

845
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: wore jeans on a golf course, you can give me

846
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: all the looks you want, but I should still be

847
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: able to play on the golf course. I shouldn't be

848
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: barred from playing on it. Adam Sandler or John Caparulo

849
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: can wear T shirts on stage with sweatpants or whatever

850
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: the hell they what. You can wear Lulu Lemons to

851
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: a theater show, and are you gonna get booked again

852
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: by Bill Maher if you show up in fucking sweatpants

853
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: and a tank top with no makeup, that's up to him.

854
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: That's not a club rule. That's a but. That's like

855
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: a yes. But it's like a rule that's understood that

856
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 1: you don't dress shitty when other people are going to

857
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: be wearing suits. A collared shirt, A collared shirt doesn't.

858
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: I can understand a collar. I didn't look shitty because

859
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: of my shirt. I look shitty because of everything else

860
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: I was wearing. I can understand if they're like, you're

861
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: dressed kind of like a it's just like we were.

862
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: I just got a vision of you can show up

863
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: the golf course. No, just a collared shirt and no

864
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: pants and no underwear and be like, is this what

865
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: you great prank? Do it before you leave? I will

866
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: say that I just think that it's showing. It's showing.

867
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 1: I guess it is kind of similar in showing respects

868
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: to the step, to the people that are playing around you.

869
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: But I just have to say that I could go

870
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: on stage in anything and people would still like it

871
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: because it's comedy. But I it's because I want to.

872
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: But would you argue though, that to be dressed up

873
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: to perform was essentially at the beginning of performing a

874
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: way to keep out poor people from performing, Like the

875
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: idea of like putting on fancy clothes to perform for

876
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: other rich people, you know what I mean, Like that

877
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: could afford a ticket that's seventy So it's kind of

878
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,760
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not completely different. I mean money itself

879
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 1: is meant to keep out poor people. I know, That's

880
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So like, at what point does it

881
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 1: Like the whole college shirt, that's just the idea for

882
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: every fucking thing that we deal with in America, and

883
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: like how things are set up based off history, and

884
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: like what you could was that golf so much because

885
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: it's white men. Yeah, and I and I like white men, clearly,

886
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: I've dated many of them. It's just there's something and

887
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: that's what. See, we're not Obama. Um, let's go to

888
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: break it. Come back with why do I care? But

889
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: that was a good point, Noah, and I will say

890
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: that it's I might be a hypocrite here. I like

891
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: when Noah goes after you and you know what, her

892
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: jobs on the line. Now, her job is on the line. No, no,

893
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: well okay, it's back. Now what you got your job back?

894
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: I think a quick break and come back with why

895
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do we care? Why do I care?

896
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: All right? Now, all right, let's see if you care

897
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: about this. Oh, you're definitely gonna care about this. I think. Uh.

898
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: The Bachelor contestant Daria Rose spent four thousand, four hundred

899
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 1: dollars on wardrobe, only to be eliminated on night one.

900
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: MM Is she asking for a conversation. She's just pointing out,

901
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: you know, she bought a bunch of outfits to try

902
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 1: to highlight all these different designers, hoping she'd make it

903
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: on the show. She also says she blew through eight

904
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: hundred dollars on recommended packing items like some random tops,

905
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: Jeanes f leisure and pajamas, as well as hairs and makeup,

906
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: which told her about a thousand dollars in itself. I

907
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: I I love that she is saying this, because, Yeah,

908
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: this is the price of being a woman on TV.

909
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,439
Speaker 1: And if you have to dress yourself for these things.

910
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: I was astonished when I went on The Bachelorette as

911
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: just a a guest of the guests celebrity guest. I

912
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: was a guest of Amy Schumer's on one episode, and

913
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: I the first thing I asked them was do the

914
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: women dress themselves? Do they have a wardrobe? Do they

915
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: do their hair and makeup? Unless you're the lead, Yeah,

916
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: you're dressing yourself. You're bringing all your own things, which

917
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: a minimum, it's gonna be six grand to get a

918
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: whole new wardrobe of crisp looking things. No one is

919
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: dressed poorly on the Bachelorette. And you got to wear

920
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: always cute little tiny tops, and you need to you

921
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: always have to wear something different. Um. If I had

922
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: to buy my own wardrobe on this on this Perfect

923
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: Strangers too, I mean I wouldn't do the gig. It

924
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: would mean it would be ridiculous. Yeah, I got to

925
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: be a stipend for these people. There needs to be

926
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 1: even perfect. They'll say, then, don't do the show. We'll

927
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: just get someone whose dad will give them five thousand

928
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: dollars to come on the show. There's always someone who

929
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 1: will do it for cheaper. That's the problem with like,

930
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: that's why things. That's why I think we need unions

931
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: is because otherwise someone will always undercut. Yeah, I mean,

932
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: I guess, but this goes back. I mean it still

933
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 1: keeps going back to the collar shirt. Like a certain

934
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: amount of money, Like you're going to look better if

935
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: you have more money, you have more acts, fucking things,

936
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: You're possibly gonna win the show more because or because

937
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: you have more money and you look cute and you

938
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 1: know how to do your makeup better because you have

939
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: better products. And yeah, it comes down to you. If

940
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: you're a hot girl or a hot guy, you wear

941
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: the same thing every fucking day, they won't let you

942
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 1: on the show. They wouldn't do it. They would then go, Okay,

943
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: well we need to go get her something and they

944
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: would throw you in something from last season that someone

945
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,919
Speaker 1: that you you've been on perfect Strangers to you are

946
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: not repeating outfits and we know what I say, Why

947
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: can't I wear the same boots twice? Yes? I wear

948
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: the same shoes a lot on Perfect Strangers too, because

949
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of shots with my feet

950
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: in it, because you know they're doing the Lord's work here.

951
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: They know what they're doing film and so um. But yeah,

952
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,959
Speaker 1: it's you just but Kate Middleton often wears the same

953
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: things over and over like Normal Girls where I just

954
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: read that h and m uh it had like there's

955
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: some astronomical number of items that they made last year

956
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: to buy. It was something like three point five million

957
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: or something insane, and they're now trying to be like

958
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 1: doing ethical fashion, but they're really on point to double thill.

959
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: It's like, no, no, but what do you mean they

960
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: bought the same there. They did a thing where if

961
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: you turn in your jeans, they're gonna like remake them

962
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: into other genes and it was just bullshit. It's all.

963
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: It's called what is it called when companies pretend to

964
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 1: be eco friendly because it's a trend, it's called greenwashing. Yeah.

965
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: It where you'll put green on a packaging or yeah,

966
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: they'll just say it's like they'll put like a little

967
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: bunny that's smiling and you're like, oh, this must like

968
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 1: they must pet bunnies to make this. For every thirty

969
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,720
Speaker 1: grand you spend at Gucci, we're gonna give a Snickers

970
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: bar to a person in Africa. Yeah, it's like what,

971
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: how does that even connect? It's it's and you know what,

972
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: African children don't want to wear any more Tom's shoes.

973
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: Stop buying those, pretending like you're helping them. There are

974
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: some companies that actually do great stuff, but you have

975
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: to really vet them through, Like get Tom shoes and

976
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm I'm good, Like these are disgusting, or like,

977
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: al so, my feet are better shoes than this. His

978
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 1: shoes are like made out of fucking dental floss. They suck.

979
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Tom. Yeah they're pretty cool, you know, but

980
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 1: they would want crocs. I hear crocs are so comfortable.

981
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: I've never worn them, though. I just love the name

982
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: of crocs. People love crocs. I would feel like your

983
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: feet would get so sweaty in them, but people really

984
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: love them. That's when you know, my dad croft crocs

985
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 1: are cool for like young hip people that are trying

986
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: to look like I don't give a fuck and then

987
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: really old people. But stocks are the same as crocs

988
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: in terms of comfort, and I'm like, there's no fucking way.

989
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: People were like breaking are the most comfortable, and like

990
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: it's idea, what crocs broken crocs they kind of have

991
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 1: that it's the same material, but it's Birkenstock and I

992
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: have them and I've been wearing them for like two years. Streight.

993
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: I thought those would be comfy birken stucks themselves. I

994
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: get their comfy. I used to wear them in high school,

995
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: but they're nowhere near what crocs are. Like walking on

996
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: a gymnasium floor like they're like they're they're the same.

997
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: They're made the same fabric. I used to pull out

998
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: from under my parents bed to sleep on their floor

999
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: in eighth grade, a gymnastics matt. The sad sat there

1000
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: from like a yoga matt to I mean, remember, it

1001
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: reminds me of that same kind of I used to

1002
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 1: just the saddest chug of this blue thing that I

1003
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: used to go And it's like it's like one that

1004
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: you could do a backhand spring on and just fold

1005
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,799
Speaker 1: it out and set up my pillar. I loved it.

1006
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: They're too light to stay on the exactly where you

1007
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 1: want on the ground, you know what I mean, Like

1008
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: the padded matt. Is that what you're talking about. We

1009
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: were talking to a girl last night. I remember saying

1010
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,240
Speaker 1: sleeping on that mat in eighth grade and thinking about

1011
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: Titanic because I had just seen it like that weekend

1012
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: and I could not sleep because I was just obsessed

1013
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: with Titanic. I couldn't believe the scale of it, the magnitude.

1014
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: And oddly enough, the girl we were at dinner last night,

1015
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 1: woo who you get surprises Asian every time she takes

1016
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: off her mask, which is a hilarious bit she had.

1017
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: Also her parents wouldn't letercy Titanic or Lion King, which

1018
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 1: are the two movies as a child that I was

1019
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: most affected by Lion King. I couldn't believe how like

1020
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 1: beautiful it was and that something could be made. And

1021
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park. I did the same thing Laura Dern does

1022
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 1: in the car where she takes off her glasses when

1023
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: she looks at the Brontosaurus is for the first time

1024
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: and she raises up out of the jeep. I did

1025
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 1: that in the movie theater while watching Laura durn take

1026
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: off her glasses and look at the pro swart. Okay,

1027
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: we gotta get to the top one bottom one. Today's

1028
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: category for top one Bottom one is beach activities. Beach activities.

1029
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 1: We're at the beach. We're about to leave the beach tomorrow.

1030
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:02,280
Speaker 1: Song beach back to pready degree whether I can't freaking

1031
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: wait Cabo, but I'm ready to go shots fired. I

1032
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: will shoot some I you know what I want when

1033
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,839
Speaker 1: you know I want to saying. I realized last night.

1034
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: I realized that I learned French in high school and

1035
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: college and that's the one that I have the best

1036
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,919
Speaker 1: foundation for. And if I went to France, I would

1037
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: feel very insecure about speaking my bad French because the

1038
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: French are snobs and they wouldn't like I always think

1039
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: that someone else because I started out with French, which

1040
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: all French people are like, don't even thry, like you're

1041
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: South American. We don't want to hear that. And they

1042
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: start speaking English to you. When I'm going to Montreal,

1043
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: like when you try to speak French, they're just like, no,

1044
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: cut it out here. They're Spanish, you know, Spanish speaking people.

1045
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: They're much more friendly. I would say Montreal is different

1046
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: than France in the sense that everyone probably is bilingual

1047
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: there because they still don't want to hear you try.

1048
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: They're just like, cut the ship, let's just talk English.

1049
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: That is, the English is probably better than people to

1050
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: actually live understand. But there is something to letting someone

1051
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: try their new language out and just you know, humoring them,

1052
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,919
Speaker 1: which here they let you do that when you're trying

1053
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: to speak Spanish. And I wish that I had chosen

1054
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: a language where the people who speak it are more

1055
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: forgiving of those who aren't perfect at it. And I

1056
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 1: think that is a realization I had yesterday about Mexico.

1057
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: The people here are really nice and like happy to

1058
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: accommodate your like the fact that you don't understand their

1059
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: culture and they're just sweet. Um. But maybe it's because

1060
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: I'm staying at a hotel where everyone has to put

1061
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,959
Speaker 1: their hand on their heart and bow when they say hello.

1062
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 1: So do I hate it? I really do. Like, get

1063
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: your hand off your heart. You don't need to. I'm

1064
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: not put two hands on your heart one, are you

1065
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: kidding me? Get on your knees, get okay. Beach activities.

1066
00:58:56,120 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: What's your least favorite beech activity? Andrew just laying there,

1067
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: just laying there, I fucking don't understand how people just like, well,

1068
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: do you get two towels and just lay there and sleeping.

1069
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: I don't mind sleeping, I guess, but just laying there

1070
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: with your thoughts or listening to music because fucking I

1071
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: gotta get I have to have a ball. I'll get

1072
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 1: to my top one. But it's not a ball. Might

1073
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: be you hate the wind too, not a big if

1074
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 1: it's a windy beach, just laying there and it's saying

1075
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: get it on your now. I like a pool by

1076
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: the beach, but just laying there. I just don't like that.

1077
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: I don't like people that are just like, we're just

1078
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: good later and talk about sucking. I don't know. That's

1079
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 1: my favorite plan talk though. You can just hang out

1080
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: and talk. Then we hate talking. Yeah. We like throwing things,

1081
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: right okay? Um, My least favorite activity is throwing things,

1082
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: throwing anything, doing any kind of sport. Yeah, oh, paddle,

1083
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: any kind of paddle thing, anything where the sun is

1084
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: in your eyes. I like a frisbee that to me

1085
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: doesn't isn't the same. Beach is usually too windy for

1086
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: a frisbee. I love a frizz. I love you know,

1087
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: um body surfing things like that. I don't want to

1088
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: throw a ball like and I just don't want like

1089
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: men just kicking sand up so they can run and

1090
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 1: like grab a ball fast and they're just like kicking

1091
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: sand in your face and like I also don't like

1092
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: dogs like rolling around and being like sandy and wet,

1093
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: like just dogs off leash that come up to you

1094
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: and are like yeah and like get sand all over you,

1095
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: and you're just like, well, I don't like your dog

1096
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 1: as much as you like your dog. I do like

1097
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: watching dogs. Just don't want nowhere, Yeah, like damp, wet,

1098
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:48,919
Speaker 1: sandy dogs getting near me. No, I mean I love dogs.

1099
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to be crill to villa here, but

1100
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: you know, like just like a slobbery dog and people

1101
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: aren't like that aware that you don't love it as

1102
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: much as they do. Here's the thing, sand and like

1103
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 1: wet on like a like a long hair dog. It's

1104
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: not a it's not a good look. It's like a

1105
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: it's a lot um any kind of like volleyball, any sport.

1106
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say sports are my least favorite. No,

1107
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: what's your least favorite? Least favorite is seeing people doing

1108
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: like the hand gliding, you know, just hold on to

1109
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: that like kitesurfing, surfing, windboard when windsurfing the one that's

1110
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: not attached to anything where people just kind of go

1111
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: like they jump off a cliff and they just go

1112
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: with it. Oh I don't know. Yeah, no, that's like no,

1113
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 1: there's like a new thing where people are like holding

1114
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: and like what's that called hand gliding about? Really a

1115
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: beach thing though? Is that a beach? I'm thinking of

1116
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: things that you you see in your Spanish notebook of

1117
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 1: like activities at the beach, and there's like a whole

1118
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: kind of it's an excursion, for sure, you see different thing. No, No,

1119
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: for sure, I think it's a it's just a funny thing.

1120
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: It's just seeing that that look make you look like

1121
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: um the rocketman, Like where you have like those like parasuling. No,

1122
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: like do you have um fighter jet like jet pack

1123
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: cooked up to your back and you can go like

1124
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: pusha gross? Also I love jet skiing, but like yeah,

1125
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: I stop being killed with it? Yes? Oh oh what what?

1126
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: Anytime there are speedboats that go so fast that the

1127
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: front starts coming up too fast of speed boats, I

1128
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 1: don't want to it's too fast. It scares me so much. O,

1129
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 1: my god, when it's like close to people, I'm getting

1130
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 1: just thinking about those boats just like raising up and

1131
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 1: I think the wind's gonna catch them and they're gonna

1132
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: go backwards. Oh I don't like that. But no, I

1133
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 1: don't want to see anyone hurt. Um. Okay, let's do

1134
01:02:54,680 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 1: favorite activities. Surfing, surfing. Okay, it's either throwing a football

1135
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: or surfing or catching a football wild surfing Okay, I

1136
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: love throwing a football. I like paddle. Someone taught me

1137
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: some Brazilian kind of paddle thing when we're in San

1138
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: Diego that I played, which is actually like a faster

1139
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: version and the ball is a little heavier, which is

1140
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: actually more fun because then the wind doesn't work with it.

1141
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: Forget what it's called. But yeah, surfing, I like surfing.

1142
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 1: I know you don't see me surf that much, but

1143
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 1: I haven't that much. But I love skiing the most.

1144
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 1: I don't like surfing where you have to put a

1145
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: wet suit on though, either boarding like a boogie boarding,

1146
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 1: but you almost like you're risk getting fucking hit in

1147
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: the face with it, and it's too scared of sharks.

1148
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, like I know that's not a

1149
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: real fear. Like if I'm scuba diving out in the

1150
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: water and their sharks, I'll jump in with them. I'm

1151
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 1: just scared of things that I don't plan for. And

1152
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: I don't like how you have to shuffle along the

1153
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: bottom because sting rays. You might step on a sting ray.

1154
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: That scares me. But if there's a bunch of sting

1155
01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: rays that you're going to see, I'll jump in with that.

1156
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,560
Speaker 1: It's weird. I'm like to complete. I don't want the unknown. Yeah,

1157
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 1: I love I love not knowing. I feel like I'm

1158
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: mine is a better way to be because I don't

1159
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 1: know if it's a competition, but I'm just trying to

1160
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: which logically is a better one to be more scared of.

1161
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 1: Let's do a pole? No, why not? Because it's a

1162
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: it's try to explain that pole. Would you rather? Oh?

1163
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 1: Are you more scared of the unknown or known? I

1164
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 1: can't believe someone would be more scared of than know um,

1165
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: but I cannot relate to that fear. Surfing to me

1166
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 1: is just, I don't know, one of the best fucking

1167
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 1: sports ever. Like you're getting good alone, people love it.

1168
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: You get in shape. One with the water that have

1169
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 1: to be out there by myself waiting and like that's

1170
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 1: to me. Shark times. My stepbrother got bit by a shark.

1171
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,959
Speaker 1: Did I say that you got tasted by one? Because

1172
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: that's what sharks do. They taste you and then they

1173
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 1: go gross, went right back out. Put some superglue in it.

1174
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 1: What a badass. Really, my dad's obsessed with healing things

1175
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 1: with super blue obsessed and he to kind of cut

1176
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: you get cancer super glue. Honestly, it's like he's like

1177
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: that fucking dad in the Greek movie Super Degree Wedding. Yeah,

1178
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: he loves superglue and wounds and it does kind of

1179
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 1: work and it's kind of cool. Man. That's a way

1180
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: to heal warts that I'm obsessed with. You put super

1181
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 1: glue on them and then you put something on top

1182
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: to just only stick that part and then you rip

1183
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 1: it off and it just rips out. Just the word

1184
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 1: I would love to. Okay, So what's your top beach activity? Okay?

1185
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: My favorite beach activity is leaving when you finally get Honestly,

1186
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: I know that sounds like I'm just taking, but like

1187
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: when you you saw because I'm never the first person

1188
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:54,560
Speaker 1: to say it because I feel like I'm always wanting

1189
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: to leave as soon as I get there. I just

1190
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: love when other people are like, we're good, and then

1191
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 1: you get to just hack up your things and trudge

1192
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 1: out and you feel accomplished, like you did something. No, honestly,

1193
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 1: my favorite beach activity, without question is watching whales. I didn't.

1194
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: I've never been at a beach where there were whales

1195
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: out until here and that you could just see. And

1196
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 1: that's my favorite thing. Is just watching whales flip around.

1197
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 1: That is the coolest fucking thing I've ever Come on,

1198
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: I'm fast, alright, just get it. I mean, the least

1199
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 1: favorite beach activity, you're both favorite. Both of you are

1200
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 1: hate this. Okay, okay, we hated for different reasons, but

1201
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,439
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not. I'm I don't hated for the sun,

1202
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: like just like just laying there, but yeah, laying out

1203
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,919
Speaker 1: though I I don't like it obviously for the sun,

1204
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:54,320
Speaker 1: but I also feel like you can't read a book

1205
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: because the sun is so bright. Um, you can't look

1206
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: at your phone because the sun is so bright. Um

1207
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 1: if you put on a song to change the song,

1208
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 1: you have to look at your phone, Like it's just

1209
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 1: not the sun is too bright. So it's all about

1210
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 1: the sun. What do you love about laying out? So

1211
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: I don't keep my phone out because it gets overheated

1212
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 1: in the sun. So I like just the nothingness. And

1213
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 1: I always put a towel over my head so that

1214
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 1: my face doesn't get the sun. But it just feels

1215
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 1: like I'm in a sauna, and it's very relaxing to me.

1216
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, and you could just like think, you know,

1217
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: like it's rare where you just think, and you know

1218
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: what's kind of cool about when you do have a

1219
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,840
Speaker 1: towel over your head and the sun is out, you

1220
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 1: see floaters in your eyes and you can kind of

1221
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:38,160
Speaker 1: watch those and follow those. I saw a really hilarious nude.

1222
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 1: I used to have insane floaters. I thought I had

1223
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 1: brain cancer. I have. I can see some right now.

1224
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 1: I have probably thirty floaters right now. I'm not joking you.

1225
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,520
Speaker 1: I have so many floaters right now. It's just I

1226
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:57,720
Speaker 1: live with them. There. There's I have so many. I

1227
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 1: didn't see him until I started. No, No, everything's happen.

1228
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 1: You never see like like a blotch of red or

1229
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,439
Speaker 1: blotch of blue or something. Final thought, No, I never

1230
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 1: see that. But I will say that, what are your floaters?

1231
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:17,680
Speaker 1: Look like like like little microbes? Yeah, And then when

1232
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,680
Speaker 1: you follow them, they move, and so you think that

1233
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,559
Speaker 1: they're moving and they have mind of their own, but

1234
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:24,519
Speaker 1: they're really just following your eye, moving and getting like

1235
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 1: flicked around the hypochondriac. There's nothing more scary. Sometimes, or

1236
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 1: when I first started to see them, and I don't

1237
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,400
Speaker 1: see him as bad anymore, or maybe I just don't

1238
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,639
Speaker 1: even notice them anymore because I didn't notice him until

1239
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 1: I just go, oh, where are they? And now I

1240
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:39,919
Speaker 1: can see one to read there, like I can see

1241
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,479
Speaker 1: they're everywhere, and I know someone's gonna write me be like, Nikki,

1242
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: you have cataracts or something. But I just have dirty

1243
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,400
Speaker 1: contact lenses that constantly have ship in them. I have

1244
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 1: to get a new kind of lens. I washed them

1245
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 1: so hard and they always have stuff in them. I

1246
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 1: love your floaters or just dirty contacts, and I think

1247
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:59,000
Speaker 1: they are that's probably what they are, lest Nikki. But

1248
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 1: I did see a meme that maybe left so hard

1249
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 1: where it was like I'm never alone because I always

1250
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,320
Speaker 1: got these guys with me, and it was a guy

1251
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:08,160
Speaker 1: like it was just looking at like a sunset. It

1252
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,599
Speaker 1: just at these little floaters. It was like you're never

1253
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: alone because and they were like little They just look

1254
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 1: like little DNA strands are a little like sometimes. I

1255
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:18,439
Speaker 1: think when your eyes are dryer, maybe you can see

1256
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:21,519
Speaker 1: them more. I I can't, really, I haven't really noticed

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01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:24,000
Speaker 1: it as much anymore since I quit drinking. A lot

1258
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: of it was after a fucking weekend of drinking. I

1259
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,360
Speaker 1: would say, I wonder if I gave you my eyesight

1260
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:30,799
Speaker 1: right now, how much you would freak out because they're everywhere.

1261
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: But I don't. It doesn't help with this light here too,

1262
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 1: it doesn't. Yeah, there's a light if you stare at that,

1263
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 1: and then no ideal floaters sometimes and then when you

1264
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 1: try to chase them, they just keep going to the

1265
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:44,759
Speaker 1: side and you can't really. Yeah, they always run away.

1266
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 1: That's why I first noticed floaters when I was sunbathing

1267
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,760
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, or like trying to be

1268
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:53,559
Speaker 1: like an adult, you know, and put up towel over

1269
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,200
Speaker 1: my head, and then you would just see them in

1270
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:58,439
Speaker 1: the towel kind of I love you when there's like

1271
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 1: fireworks and stuff like I used to push on my

1272
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,800
Speaker 1: eyes when I was a kid and they would create

1273
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:08,200
Speaker 1: like all these like trippy fireworkses that just tells you,

1274
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 1: Like when I do my migraine thing and I put

1275
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: things in my eyes, sometimes it'll like make it that

1276
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:18,759
Speaker 1: your eye is a It's like that. Things that trigger

1277
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: you to see things are more like about something like

1278
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:25,519
Speaker 1: light coming into your eye, like something penetrating it. Because

1279
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,560
Speaker 1: to touch your eye for that to shoot off a

1280
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 1: thing to see it means that it's like physical. I

1281
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 1: don't know what it tells you, but it tells you something.

1282
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 1: I do know that if you the coolest thing I

1283
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 1: learned in psychology class, the only thing I remember is

1284
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:45,920
Speaker 1: that if you cease whenever we The reason why we

1285
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:50,440
Speaker 1: get used to smells is because of evolution, like to survive.

1286
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 1: If if you are smelling something that's like really disgusting,

1287
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: you get used to it and can't smell it anymore

1288
01:10:56,479 --> 01:10:58,479
Speaker 1: so that you can invite a new smell in that

1289
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:03,760
Speaker 1: will protect you from whatever that is. So that's why

1290
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,519
Speaker 1: people can't smell their own b oh. That's why people

1291
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 1: get used to the smell of like anything, is because

1292
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 1: your body is like, okay, well obviously this smell isn't

1293
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,840
Speaker 1: a threat. You haven't died, so we're gonna get used

1294
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 1: to it so that you can be in tune with

1295
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,479
Speaker 1: new smells that might come in and threaten you. And

1296
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: it's the same way with every scent or with every sense.

1297
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 1: Is that if you hear something over a long time

1298
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:29,639
Speaker 1: that doesn't have any um variation to it, you will

1299
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: stop hearing it. It will just become a part of

1300
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 1: the But yeah, you'll stop hearing it. And then, but

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01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 1: our eyes are constantly twitching so that we don't so

1302
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:43,360
Speaker 1: we don't go it doesn't the thing that we're staring

1303
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,519
Speaker 1: at doesn't disappear to invite new things because it's our

1304
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:47,960
Speaker 1: eyes do the same thing. That's why our eyes are

1305
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:51,639
Speaker 1: constantly moving like this to recalibrate to make things look new.

1306
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,639
Speaker 1: And they've done studies where if you're able to lock

1307
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 1: an eye on let's say my guitar and my eyes.

1308
01:11:58,040 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 1: My eyes twitching like this right now and I don't

1309
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,360
Speaker 1: know it, but if you ever statized, are always twitching,

1310
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: and if they found a way to lock eyesight and

1311
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 1: the guitar would disappear because it wants to make room

1312
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,280
Speaker 1: for new things, much like our smell. It's not cool,

1313
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,800
Speaker 1: but you know it is interesting though, to that no,

1314
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,760
Speaker 1: is that things don't disappear, but you just if they're

1315
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,760
Speaker 1: not a threat, you just don't notice them. You ever

1316
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 1: like disappeared to you. Yeah, yeah, Like I mean when

1317
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 1: I first got here, there's fucking cliffs, there's palm trees,

1318
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:30,479
Speaker 1: there's whales, whatever it is, it's unbelievable. You get used

1319
01:12:30,479 --> 01:12:33,960
Speaker 1: to it and you're just like, literally a weekend, I

1320
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,519
Speaker 1: don't even fucking see like I see it, but I

1321
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,800
Speaker 1: don't fucking take it in at all. I know. I

1322
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:42,000
Speaker 1: remember living in Colorado and seeing like they have three

1323
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 1: hundred days of sunshine and Boulder or Denver, you know,

1324
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,920
Speaker 1: and it's just the mountains. Everything is so fucking beautiful,

1325
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 1: and just one day I just remember looking up and

1326
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 1: being like, oh my god, I live here. I mean,

1327
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 1: I've lived here nine months on this campus and that

1328
01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:01,080
Speaker 1: has just been there, like what the fuck? And it

1329
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,360
Speaker 1: was so beautiful. You might have saw it on your

1330
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 1: first day and nine months later, and that it reminds

1331
01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:09,679
Speaker 1: you of when men put on those glasses that their

1332
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,040
Speaker 1: wives by for them where they aren't color blind anymore,

1333
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:16,280
Speaker 1: and they start crying because color and just the world

1334
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:18,160
Speaker 1: around you was so beautiful. And I think that that's

1335
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 1: part of meditation, is like being present, being able to

1336
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:24,720
Speaker 1: appreciate things in the moment, like as they are right now,

1337
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,599
Speaker 1: Like being grateful I have hands even though I feel

1338
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 1: fat today, or whatever. It is, like being grateful for

1339
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:35,160
Speaker 1: the things you just take for granted, Granted, granted, granted.

1340
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:38,840
Speaker 1: I always say granted. I don't I go with the

1341
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: thing that I think it's not, And I always choose

1342
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:43,240
Speaker 1: because I want to go with the right thing. So

1343
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 1: granted always comes naturally to me, So I go, no,

1344
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,439
Speaker 1: don't go with the one that comes naturally to you,

1345
01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:49,840
Speaker 1: because that's wrong. So I go with granted. That every

1346
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 1: word off putting. Alright, guys, thank you so much for

1347
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,120
Speaker 1: listening to the pod today. That's enough for us. Sorry,

1348
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:58,680
Speaker 1: I was in a mood today. But I feel like

1349
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:00,680
Speaker 1: the people are going to be like you, would you

1350
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,040
Speaker 1: get on your high horse about collared shirts. It's going

1351
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 1: to be something that's something we fired shots at you.

1352
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:13,280
Speaker 1: It's fine writing that tumbler tumbler, Yeah, it doesn't matter,

1353
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:17,320
Speaker 1: talk about tumbler. Taking out to you shout out, what

1354
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 1: do you mean? Tumblers spelled exactly how I would say,

1355
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:25,960
Speaker 1: shout out. No, you would say tumbuler. I would throw

1356
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:31,280
Speaker 1: you in there you like you like hard use no

1357
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:33,360
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It took some words out like regularly

1358
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:37,640
Speaker 1: makes you I take them out and no regular and

1359
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 1: regular take the same amount of time to say. Find

1360
01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 1: out tomorrow, guys. Okay, al right, guys, thank you so

1361
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:50,320
Speaker 1: much for listening. Don't be called there and jez shit,

1362
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 1: fucking you really, I got you, I got you. That's quick.