Speaker 1: I think a big, big, big important role in one's
Speaker 1: home is who drives the remote. So in my home,
Speaker 1: I never drive the remote. It's either my daughter, can
Speaker 1: you you turn that on? Or and then she's the
Speaker 1: keeper of the remote. I might because she's twelve, Like
Speaker 1: visit and just I'm the clocker of the remote, like
Speaker 1: I want to visit it. By the way, Apple has
Speaker 1: done so many things, Do we need a fucking match
Speaker 1: stick sized remote? Like it's never not lost? Can it
Speaker 1: have a low jack on it? Can it have a beeper?
Speaker 1: It gets slipped between everything? Can we put a man
Speaker 1: on the moon and we can't get a goddamn remote
Speaker 1: that just you can see and hear and find. So
Speaker 1: that's just like that little Apple remote is anxiety producing.
Speaker 1: It's totally easy to lose. Um, it's like a comb
Speaker 1: from the seventies that you were in your brack pocket
Speaker 1: at the roller ring. It's that size. But so when
Speaker 1: I'm with Paul, my fiance, I he absolutely has to
Speaker 1: be the keeper of the remote only. And then what
Speaker 1: happens is he's the keeper of the remote, but he's
Speaker 1: not driving the car with you know, like he doesn't
Speaker 1: drive the car as seamlessly and with such precision, and
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if he's the greatest driver
Speaker 1: in a vehicle, and he's certainly not the greatest remote driver.
Speaker 1: Like you just just stay here too long. You put
Speaker 1: you bob, and we've like pick a layman. You're in
Speaker 1: and out, you're weaving in and out of traffic, you're tailgating.
Speaker 1: You're like, you're not. You gotta have the right cadence
Speaker 1: with the remote. The problem is I don't want to
Speaker 1: bear the responsibility of the remote because then I have
Speaker 1: to turn on, turn off, make all the big decisions
Speaker 1: about it, and I'm not interested. But I'm happy to
Speaker 1: be a back a back seat remote driver, like no
Speaker 1: up there to the left, no that one back and
Speaker 1: then officially like I'll be like, let me take the
Speaker 1: goddamn wheel. I just don't want to be responsible to
Speaker 1: where it is and then it gets lost. I don't
Speaker 1: like to start the remote process. I don't want to
Speaker 1: stop the remote process. But then you know, if you
Speaker 1: fall asleep, if you're falling asleep, first you want to
Speaker 1: be like, can you turn that off? That never happens
Speaker 1: with my fiance, because it's like that never happens to
Speaker 1: my fiance because he always falls asleep early, and that's
Speaker 1: anxiety producing too, because then I will have to be
Speaker 1: responsible for the remote. So it's like before he's ready
Speaker 1: to go to sleep, I wanted to be turned off.
Speaker 1: I just feel that the remote responsibility is something that
Speaker 1: needs to be designated in the household. It needs to
Speaker 1: be understood, and maybe when you go on a first
Speaker 1: date or before you get into a relationship or get engaged,
Speaker 1: it should be discussed because you could definitely get into argat.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. You're the last one
Speaker 1: who had it. I didn't see you like. I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't do the remote, and you know that you
Speaker 1: do the remote. That's your role. We talked about that
Speaker 1: on our first date. You're going to do the remote,
Speaker 1: so if it's lost, it's your responsibility. It's just I
Speaker 1: have a lot of responsibilities in my life. I do
Speaker 1: not want the remote to be one of them, and
Speaker 1: that remotely interested in the responsibility of being the remote keeper.
Speaker 1: I don't want to like own a lot of food
Speaker 1: in my house anymore. It's not because my name, I'm
Speaker 1: skinny girl, because I eat really whatever I want. It's
Speaker 1: because there's just always like you buy all this spood.
Speaker 1: You want to go to the market. You want to
Speaker 1: be a person eats greens and buys variety and buys
Speaker 1: local and organic and colorful, and eat the rainbow and
Speaker 1: kito and Schmido and low carb and fucking volume and
Speaker 1: eat soups and healthy and organic and non organic and whatever.
Speaker 1: Then you have all this food. Now you have a
Speaker 1: full responsibility. What are you gonna do with all the food?
Speaker 1: You're gonna freeze food, You're gonna go. You have to
Speaker 1: be going away. You're gonna take all this food with
Speaker 1: you and your food suitcase. You have another summer house
Speaker 1: or something. You're gonna bring that in your food. Then
Speaker 1: it goes in that refrigerator. Like I want to be
Speaker 1: European where you just like, oh, I want to have
Speaker 1: baguette and cheese tonight. So I'm just gonna go drive
Speaker 1: to the store, get baggett and cheese. All this ship
Speaker 1: is like food transportation, and if you're a person like
Speaker 1: me who doesn't like to waste, it becomes a real burden.
Speaker 1: I'm in the Hampton's right now, and I came from
Speaker 1: my house in Connecticut, and I woke up because I'm
Speaker 1: an accidental beauty influencer. Now, I didn't forget my makeup
Speaker 1: brushes and all that other ship to try out from
Speaker 1: the drug store so I could do reviews. You know
Speaker 1: what I forgot. I forgot my green juice. I forgot
Speaker 1: the cherries, the grapes, the mushrooms, all these things I'm
Speaker 1: getting home and going away. It's all gotta go in
Speaker 1: the garbage or apart in the freezer. Cook it up.
Speaker 1: We have to eat seventy five pounds of mushrooms tonight
Speaker 1: because I fucking forgot the food. Because I'm a food slipper,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be a food slipper anymore.
Speaker 1: It's just buy as you go, or move into a
Speaker 1: supermarket or live next door to one. It's a good
Speaker 1: reason to move, sell your house and move next to
Speaker 1: a market, so you don't have to be a fucking
Speaker 1: food sleepper, hoard or stuffer. You buy it, you go
Speaker 1: to Trader Jos. You're so excited, you're that person. Yea.
Speaker 1: Then you can't fit any of it in your god's
Speaker 1: damn fridge, and then the responsibility begins. Now what do
Speaker 1: we have to do with all this food? Someone asks
Speaker 1: you at to dinner, You're like, fuck you, I just
Speaker 1: bought all this food. I can't go out to dinner.
Speaker 1: I can't have a life. I can't do anything. I
Speaker 1: can't date, I can't live, I can't travel, I can't
Speaker 1: get on a plane. Can't bring those juices on a plane.
Speaker 1: Gotta get a private plane for those juices. So I
Speaker 1: just want you to know that I don't want to
Speaker 1: be a food slopper anymore. And no matter how good
Speaker 1: those mushrooms and cherries and all the things look like,
Speaker 1: you just I'm buying one in on out. That's how
Speaker 1: it has to be. So the word morning, the term
Speaker 1: morning person is confusing because I wake up early every
Speaker 1: single day. So I want to bet at one thirty
Speaker 1: in the morning last night because I was selling on
Speaker 1: AHS and I still woke up at eight. That's not
Speaker 1: you could do the math. You don't need to calculator.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a lot of sleep. I could go to
Speaker 1: bed at four in the morning. I'll probably wake up
Speaker 1: at nine. Okay, I don't sleep late, right, But I'm
Speaker 1: not a morning person. Just because you wake up early
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that you're a morning person. And I mean
Speaker 1: my body naturally wakes up early. It doesn't mean I'm
Speaker 1: chirping with the fucking birds singing through the streets happy,
Speaker 1: nor do I want to be spoken to. And it's
Speaker 1: not just about having my coffee. And it's really a
Speaker 1: double edged sword. If I didn't sleep, I'm in a
Speaker 1: bad mood. And if I did really sleep, really well,
Speaker 1: it's even worse. There's a film that is covering me
Speaker 1: for a good couple of hours. It's like in l
Speaker 1: A in the morning it's cloudy, especially in June June gloom.
Speaker 1: It doesn't burn out till the afternoon. I'm like that,
Speaker 1: it doesn't burn off we're talking. When when we're talking
Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm talking to people I work with.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be talking to my fiance. I
Speaker 1: haven't and I don't want to be. You're talking to
Speaker 1: me and I hate all of you. Like it's not
Speaker 1: I'm not a morning person. I call it being just
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I just at my house had these
Speaker 1: blue eggs that were in this nest in front of
Speaker 1: my door, and these little baby birds were born and
Speaker 1: they're chirping and they're up there and I'm leaving them alone.
Speaker 1: I do have to leave enter an eggs at my house.
Speaker 1: But I'm my whole fucking staff is on like high alert,
Speaker 1: like we have baby birds up there. They've just cracked
Speaker 1: out of the goddamn shell. So I understand what that's like,
Speaker 1: because I always say I'm still cracking out of my shell,
Speaker 1: like I'm not. Paula, look at me. He's he's ready.
Speaker 1: He's in the morning. He's not a nine person. He
Speaker 1: falls asleep at nine thirty in the morning. He's ready
Speaker 1: to fucking go like a horse coming out of that
Speaker 1: goddamn stall. And we're out of that gate on the
Speaker 1: race track. And I may be awake, my eyes are open,
Speaker 1: my body woke up, but I am not out of
Speaker 1: the godsdamn shell. My little beak is popping out, and
Speaker 1: I'm not that there's still a little little shell crumbs
Speaker 1: like it's those little baby shell particles. I am not
Speaker 1: ready for a while, just like those baby birds in
Speaker 1: my front porch. I never I can't believe I just
Speaker 1: thought of this. I'm not out of the godsdamn shell
Speaker 1: takes a long to I'll let you know. You see
Speaker 1: my face and pass my body. It's not the whole shell.
Speaker 1: There could be no left shell and I'll let you
Speaker 1: know when I'm ready to be a human being. But
Speaker 1: it's not at the god'sdamn crack of dawn.