1 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 1: I think a big, big, big important role in one's 2 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:20,120 Speaker 1: home is who drives the remote. So in my home, 3 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: I never drive the remote. It's either my daughter, can 4 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: you you turn that on? Or and then she's the 5 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: keeper of the remote. I might because she's twelve, Like 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: visit and just I'm the clocker of the remote, like 7 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,919 Speaker 1: I want to visit it. By the way, Apple has 8 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: done so many things, Do we need a fucking match 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: stick sized remote? Like it's never not lost? Can it 10 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: have a low jack on it? Can it have a beeper? 11 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: It gets slipped between everything? Can we put a man 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: on the moon and we can't get a goddamn remote 13 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,639 Speaker 1: that just you can see and hear and find. So 14 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: that's just like that little Apple remote is anxiety producing. 15 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: It's totally easy to lose. Um, it's like a comb 16 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: from the seventies that you were in your brack pocket 17 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: at the roller ring. It's that size. But so when 18 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: I'm with Paul, my fiance, I he absolutely has to 19 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 1: be the keeper of the remote only. And then what 20 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: happens is he's the keeper of the remote, but he's 21 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 1: not driving the car with you know, like he doesn't 22 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: drive the car as seamlessly and with such precision, and 23 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if he's the greatest driver 24 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: in a vehicle, and he's certainly not the greatest remote driver. 25 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: Like you just just stay here too long. You put 26 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: you bob, and we've like pick a layman. You're in 27 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: and out, you're weaving in and out of traffic, you're tailgating. 28 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 1: You're like, you're not. You gotta have the right cadence 29 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: with the remote. The problem is I don't want to 30 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: bear the responsibility of the remote because then I have 31 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,679 Speaker 1: to turn on, turn off, make all the big decisions 32 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 1: about it, and I'm not interested. But I'm happy to 33 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: be a back a back seat remote driver, like no 34 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: up there to the left, no that one back and 35 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: then officially like I'll be like, let me take the 36 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: goddamn wheel. I just don't want to be responsible to 37 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: where it is and then it gets lost. I don't 38 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: like to start the remote process. I don't want to 39 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: stop the remote process. But then you know, if you 40 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: fall asleep, if you're falling asleep, first you want to 41 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: be like, can you turn that off? That never happens 42 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: with my fiance, because it's like that never happens to 43 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: my fiance because he always falls asleep early, and that's 44 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 1: anxiety producing too, because then I will have to be 45 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: responsible for the remote. So it's like before he's ready 46 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: to go to sleep, I wanted to be turned off. 47 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: I just feel that the remote responsibility is something that 48 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: needs to be designated in the household. It needs to 49 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: be understood, and maybe when you go on a first 50 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: date or before you get into a relationship or get engaged, 51 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:27,239 Speaker 1: it should be discussed because you could definitely get into argat. 52 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. You're the last one 53 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: who had it. I didn't see you like. I'm like, no, no, 54 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: I don't do the remote, and you know that you 55 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 1: do the remote. That's your role. We talked about that 56 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: on our first date. You're going to do the remote, 57 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: so if it's lost, it's your responsibility. It's just I 58 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: have a lot of responsibilities in my life. I do 59 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 1: not want the remote to be one of them, and 60 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: that remotely interested in the responsibility of being the remote keeper. 61 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,519 Speaker 1: I don't want to like own a lot of food 62 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,120 Speaker 1: in my house anymore. It's not because my name, I'm 63 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: skinny girl, because I eat really whatever I want. It's 64 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: because there's just always like you buy all this spood. 65 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,519 Speaker 1: You want to go to the market. You want to 66 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: be a person eats greens and buys variety and buys 67 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: local and organic and colorful, and eat the rainbow and 68 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 1: kito and Schmido and low carb and fucking volume and 69 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 1: eat soups and healthy and organic and non organic and whatever. 70 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,079 Speaker 1: Then you have all this food. Now you have a 71 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: full responsibility. What are you gonna do with all the food? 72 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: You're gonna freeze food, You're gonna go. You have to 73 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: be going away. You're gonna take all this food with 74 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: you and your food suitcase. You have another summer house 75 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,919 Speaker 1: or something. You're gonna bring that in your food. Then 76 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: it goes in that refrigerator. Like I want to be 77 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: European where you just like, oh, I want to have 78 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: baguette and cheese tonight. So I'm just gonna go drive 79 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: to the store, get baggett and cheese. All this ship 80 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: is like food transportation, and if you're a person like 81 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: me who doesn't like to waste, it becomes a real burden. 82 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: I'm in the Hampton's right now, and I came from 83 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: my house in Connecticut, and I woke up because I'm 84 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: an accidental beauty influencer. Now, I didn't forget my makeup 85 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: brushes and all that other ship to try out from 86 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 1: the drug store so I could do reviews. You know 87 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: what I forgot. I forgot my green juice. I forgot 88 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: the cherries, the grapes, the mushrooms, all these things I'm 89 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: getting home and going away. It's all gotta go in 90 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: the garbage or apart in the freezer. Cook it up. 91 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 1: We have to eat seventy five pounds of mushrooms tonight 92 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: because I fucking forgot the food. Because I'm a food slipper, 93 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: and I don't want to be a food slipper anymore. 94 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 1: It's just buy as you go, or move into a 95 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 1: supermarket or live next door to one. It's a good 96 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: reason to move, sell your house and move next to 97 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: a market, so you don't have to be a fucking 98 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 1: food sleepper, hoard or stuffer. You buy it, you go 99 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: to Trader Jos. You're so excited, you're that person. Yea. 100 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 1: Then you can't fit any of it in your god's 101 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,919 Speaker 1: damn fridge, and then the responsibility begins. Now what do 102 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: we have to do with all this food? Someone asks 103 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 1: you at to dinner, You're like, fuck you, I just 104 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: bought all this food. I can't go out to dinner. 105 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: I can't have a life. I can't do anything. I 106 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: can't date, I can't live, I can't travel, I can't 107 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,919 Speaker 1: get on a plane. Can't bring those juices on a plane. 108 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: Gotta get a private plane for those juices. So I 109 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: just want you to know that I don't want to 110 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: be a food slopper anymore. And no matter how good 111 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 1: those mushrooms and cherries and all the things look like, 112 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: you just I'm buying one in on out. That's how 113 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: it has to be. So the word morning, the term 114 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: morning person is confusing because I wake up early every 115 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: single day. So I want to bet at one thirty 116 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 1: in the morning last night because I was selling on 117 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 1: AHS and I still woke up at eight. That's not 118 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: you could do the math. You don't need to calculator. 119 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: It wasn't a lot of sleep. I could go to 120 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: bed at four in the morning. I'll probably wake up 121 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 1: at nine. Okay, I don't sleep late, right, But I'm 122 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: not a morning person. Just because you wake up early 123 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,840 Speaker 1: doesn't mean that you're a morning person. And I mean 124 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 1: my body naturally wakes up early. It doesn't mean I'm 125 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: chirping with the fucking birds singing through the streets happy, 126 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,600 Speaker 1: nor do I want to be spoken to. And it's 127 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,160 Speaker 1: not just about having my coffee. And it's really a 128 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,839 Speaker 1: double edged sword. If I didn't sleep, I'm in a 129 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: bad mood. And if I did really sleep, really well, 130 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 1: it's even worse. There's a film that is covering me 131 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: for a good couple of hours. It's like in l 132 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: A in the morning it's cloudy, especially in June June gloom. 133 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: It doesn't burn out till the afternoon. I'm like that, 134 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: it doesn't burn off we're talking. When when we're talking 135 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm talking to people I work with. 136 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: I don't want to be talking to my fiance. I 137 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: haven't and I don't want to be. You're talking to 138 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: me and I hate all of you. Like it's not 139 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 1: I'm not a morning person. I call it being just 140 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god. I just at my house had these 141 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,719 Speaker 1: blue eggs that were in this nest in front of 142 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 1: my door, and these little baby birds were born and 143 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: they're chirping and they're up there and I'm leaving them alone. 144 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 1: I do have to leave enter an eggs at my house. 145 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,360 Speaker 1: But I'm my whole fucking staff is on like high alert, 146 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: like we have baby birds up there. They've just cracked 147 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: out of the goddamn shell. So I understand what that's like, 148 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,679 Speaker 1: because I always say I'm still cracking out of my shell, 149 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: like I'm not. Paula, look at me. He's he's ready. 150 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 1: He's in the morning. He's not a nine person. He 151 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,119 Speaker 1: falls asleep at nine thirty in the morning. He's ready 152 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 1: to fucking go like a horse coming out of that 153 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: goddamn stall. And we're out of that gate on the 154 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,920 Speaker 1: race track. And I may be awake, my eyes are open, 155 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 1: my body woke up, but I am not out of 156 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: the godsdamn shell. My little beak is popping out, and 157 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 1: I'm not that there's still a little little shell crumbs 158 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: like it's those little baby shell particles. I am not 159 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: ready for a while, just like those baby birds in 160 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: my front porch. I never I can't believe I just 161 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: thought of this. I'm not out of the godsdamn shell 162 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: takes a long to I'll let you know. You see 163 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 1: my face and pass my body. It's not the whole shell. 164 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 1: There could be no left shell and I'll let you 165 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: know when I'm ready to be a human being. But 166 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 1: it's not at the god'sdamn crack of dawn.