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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season thirty five, Episode

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Speaker 1: one of Der Daily Zeit Guys Where June eight, two

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Speaker 1: thousand eighteen. My name is Jack O'Brien. A K sweet

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien, guys, never seems so good? So okay? Alright?

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Speaker 1: That a K was courtesy of at just prow Olian.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Just row Ollian, and I am thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles

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Speaker 1: greg Ain't no, Miles loves me better than you, makes

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Speaker 1: me happy, makes me feel this great less than you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that. Chaka Khan inspired a

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Speaker 1: K two case in your face on Twitter. I see

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Speaker 1: you out there, You've hit me with you and yeah,

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Speaker 1: shout out to you because I love Shaka on and

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Speaker 1: I was actually just listening to Sean un earlier and

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Speaker 1: you know that's what makes me know that everything is

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Speaker 1: gonna be okay. And Singapore with this for something just

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Speaker 1: based on sign. That's a sign the universe is aligning

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Speaker 1: for for us. We are thrilled to be joined for

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Speaker 1: our second two guests third appearance, we have the hilarious

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Speaker 1: stand up comedian Caitlyn Gil and her adorable friend Major

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Speaker 1: Margaret cutliftl Yes, we were both pretty quiet, but we

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Speaker 1: were singing. So she was, wait, what what honor do

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Speaker 1: I hold us to the second time that we've had

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Speaker 1: two guests co hosts. Okay, yes, yes, I am joined

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Speaker 1: by an associate. Rarely does she part my side, So

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Speaker 1: I finally decided to drag her way. Would you describe

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Speaker 1: your relationship to this major Margaret hot lips wool and

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Speaker 1: for people who don't even know we're co dependent is

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Speaker 1: a strong word. And I don't know why you came

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Speaker 1: out the gate with that. I'm just kidding. My dog

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Speaker 1: is the best thing I've ever done for my mental

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Speaker 1: I happen to get a very sweet, adorable, good dog.

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Speaker 1: I think my dog is the best dog because every

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Speaker 1: dog owner is supposed to feel that way about their dogs,

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Speaker 1: So I do. She chirped in a little bit during

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Speaker 1: the She was for our well being. Yes, she's like

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Speaker 1: a little coyote. She's a stunner. She does look like

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Speaker 1: a tiny coyote. We'd call her the toyote. She also

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Speaker 1: looks like a shrink gray German shepherd. So just picture

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Speaker 1: what should be a hundred and twenty pound dog only

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Speaker 1: twelve pounds. I think she's really good for me. She's

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Speaker 1: a wonderful dog. You can follow her at major Underscore

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Speaker 1: Hulahn on Instagram if you're really curious about this dog

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Speaker 1: I'm talking. Okay, it's my sweet lady that updates those

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Speaker 1: pictures because my phone is broken, which is what I

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Speaker 1: say to mean that I am bad at Instagram. All right,

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Speaker 1: to send that out at the end of the show too, Yes, please,

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Speaker 1: we'll put it in the footnote. She can use the bump. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't get the social media love that she deserves.

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Speaker 1: And it's a harmless follow to following ratio. Uh well, excellent,

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Speaker 1: because I believe she follows one account and it's a

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Speaker 1: dog or it's the foundation. We got her from Lane Foundation,

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Speaker 1: which I highly red. Man to residence of Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: What were you gonna say? I was gonna jack you.

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Speaker 1: What is something from your search history that's revealing about

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Speaker 1: who you are? Well? In the past few days, I've

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Speaker 1: looked up predominantly two topics suicide and barbecue. Anyone else

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Speaker 1: living high on the hogs, so to speak. After the

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Speaker 1: passing of Anthony Bourdaine, who had been a sort of

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Speaker 1: fixture in my life more ways than I had realized.

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Speaker 1: I just thought I should do some good, hard thinking

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Speaker 1: about not um. So yeah, I just wanted to give

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Speaker 1: that speed train that my anxiety knows how to take

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Speaker 1: punching on the regular. Not to presume that I know

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Speaker 1: anything about what happened, I don't. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: think we know anything about the why. But I projected

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Speaker 1: my own ship onto the feelings that I was having

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Speaker 1: and did a lot of reading. It should alarm anyone

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Speaker 1: who was looking at my Google well, what if there's

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Speaker 1: any positive to take in? And I think, uh, some

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Speaker 1: check in on stuff like this on issues of mental health. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it was really good at making you look at how

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Speaker 1: you're living your life and if you wanted to do

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Speaker 1: it different. You know, you took a lot of vacations

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Speaker 1: from your TV being like, man, I could do some

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Speaker 1: of that. It's that's a good guy. It's the reason

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Speaker 1: that you chicken. It's good. Yeah, what about barbecue though, barbecue?

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Speaker 1: I barbecue yesterday. I slow smoked some chicken and a

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Speaker 1: rack of ribs for like nine ish hours, um, and

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Speaker 1: they were perfect. But smoked smoking chicken is something I

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Speaker 1: like a little trigger. Yes, yes, it was very nice.

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Speaker 1: It was quite pleased, quite pleased with my results. So

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Speaker 1: I didn't do you have a No, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: It's a webber but had one side is propane, the

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Speaker 1: funny because as I was watch TV like late on Friday,

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Speaker 1: there was a trigger infomercial that I thought that tricked

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Speaker 1: another coincidence and another sign that the North Great Summit

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Speaker 1: moments of piece ever. Yes, almost definitely. You are really

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Speaker 1: looking for that silver line. It's just that, I mean,

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Speaker 1: we're it's so close. Yeah, it's see what happens. We're

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Speaker 1: on the verge of potentially nothing, but probably nothing. Any

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Speaker 1: any tips about smoking chicken any like? Did you use thus?

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Speaker 1: But I couldn't. Um so good, it was really good.

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Speaker 1: I use a citrus marinade. No family secret here three

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Speaker 1: like forty five minutes. Concitrus cooks chicken and then grill

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Speaker 1: not that garonade uh in any occasion. It is a

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Speaker 1: sure fire. You cannot ruin that. And it is so cheap.

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Speaker 1: It is cheaper than any bottled stuff you'd try to buy.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping you'd give us some detail, but thanks, Caitlin.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I know I'm pretty shy about my secrets

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Speaker 1: when it comes to cooking. Before we ask you what

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Speaker 1: you've been searching and you're over under, we like to

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Speaker 1: Michael Avanadi because he has a new plane in his targets,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about how liberal all suck at the

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Speaker 1: culture wars at times. We're gonna talk about Trump's G

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Speaker 1: it's fine, guys. We're gonna talk about a Supreme Court

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Kanye's two great cultural contributions that

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Speaker 1: happened this weekend. All of that and presumably more. But

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Speaker 1: first up, we like to ask our guest Caitlin, what

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Speaker 1: is something you think is overrated? I think that scented

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Speaker 1: garbage bags can fuck right off. Interesting take. I grabbed

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Speaker 1: the regular garbage bags that I always reached for. I thought, hey,

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Speaker 1: what the heck? And it just smells like for breeze

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Speaker 1: made an onion sense. Onion in linen is what greets

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Speaker 1: Don't think you need it? Uh? Yeah, no, I stay down.

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Speaker 1: I don't like him either, because sometimes uh, I use

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Speaker 1: right now. But yeah, you sometimes would was sent to

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Speaker 1: garbage bags. It can, impart, just like that really whack

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Speaker 1: I do. Like a guy who trolls dumpsters. Look, don't

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Speaker 1: worry about me. I don't want my on trout. But

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Speaker 1: the thing is, I like a neutral scented bag because

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Speaker 1: sometimes the bag is more than just for your garbage. Yes, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I look at it. Absolutely. I've lived that clothes in

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Speaker 1: a garbage bag life. And you think maybe this is

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Speaker 1: both for breeze and a garbage bag. I've made two

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Speaker 1: the box. It's like cardboard fiber for breeze. It's not good.

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Speaker 1: They are not good. I say that they are overrated.

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Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated? Baking soda? Immediately related. Look,

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Speaker 1: sometimes it's easier to make them partners. I use big

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Speaker 1: add a tinny to make an excellent face wash. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you don't need to wash your hair with it like

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Speaker 1: I do. All of that is fine. I, however, do

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Speaker 1: there is some use for your in your life for

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Speaker 1: baking soda that you have not yet discovered? Does your

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Speaker 1: at the dollar store. You can afford the ten cents

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Speaker 1: worth to not have your garbage can't smell like onions?

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Speaker 1: And aside from a odor a deodorizer, what's what's the

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Speaker 1: most shocking use that you found for baking soda, just shampoo,

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Speaker 1: said a little. I use like a little tiny pile,

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Speaker 1: interesting things and it's not a limp, lifeless mass on

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Speaker 1: the top of Yes, I also make it with honey.

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Speaker 1: I do like two parts honey, one part baking soda,

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Speaker 1: so it's pretty bracelet. You can use less or more. Um.

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Speaker 1: It's like a nice coarse face wash. And honey is

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Speaker 1: an type micro b croopial good. I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: it is good. Somebody who does know about honey could

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Speaker 1: I believe you. It's really good. Skin's great, and your

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Speaker 1: I'm using a garbage bag as luggage. This may be

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Speaker 1: the first time I've noticed your hair, because it's the

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Speaker 1: first time you brought up your hair but Caitlin's hair

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Speaker 1: looks great. You guys, I'm pretty pleased I got I

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Speaker 1: got it by asking someone else how our hair was

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Speaker 1: looking so so excellent. She was like baking soda and

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Speaker 1: she was right, Thank you, Katie Compa, thank you, Armie hammer.

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Speaker 1: Mixing it with shampoo or just on its own. It

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Speaker 1: is what it does, It is what it does. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: fuck you. Shampoo also overrated. But I went for the garben.

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Speaker 1: I went in on garbage backs instead. Yes, what is

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Speaker 1: a myth? You can't teach old dogs new trick? Yes,

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Speaker 1: ad did have probably not. No, no crips are gonna

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Speaker 1: go right. Thanks for this campaign. So you played yourself.

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Speaker 1: Try harder or don't try harder. Also, somebody who mean

427
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Speaker 1: the best they could do was be like, Okay, we

428
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Speaker 1: we really need to get this like lunch and dinner

429
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Speaker 1: market and they go all right, burgers, Like what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: That's honestly, what are they gonna add? There's nothing. This

431
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Speaker 1: is not a rock the boat menu. Someone is gonna

432
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Speaker 1: get fired when they go yo, like you played us, Eric,

433
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Speaker 1: he did not work. Everyone's making fun of us. Wendy

434
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Speaker 1: just owned us. I've traveled recently. This is the bubble talking.

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Speaker 1: People are going to go to I Hop and be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: burgers or at like you know want noon thirty when

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Speaker 1: grandma wants breakfast, Well, if we take her at I Hub,

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Speaker 1: get the burgers, it's gonna work. There are places where

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Speaker 1: this will be incredibly effective. They've had burgers on their

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Speaker 1: menu since I think like theifties. Yeah, they've always had

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Speaker 1: the beginning. So yeah, yeah, they changed nothing. Again, this

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Speaker 1: is brilliantly viral. They flipped a letter, didn't change, and

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Speaker 1: they just put like a new box around part of

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Speaker 1: the menu. Star. I'm sure way to go. Honestly, well done.

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Speaker 1: Let's hope, let's hope we'll see what those polished that

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Speaker 1: those third quarter earnings look like. All right, we're gonna

447
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Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.

448
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Speaker 1: And I just wanted to start out by talking about

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00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: the fact that liberals are bad at at these culture

450
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Speaker 1: wars that we are in the midst of. So shots

451
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Speaker 1: fired Robert de Niro last night at the Tony Awards.

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Speaker 1: I think we have a an audio clip of this.

453
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one thing, Fuck Trump, elaborate say more.

454
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Speaker 1: He's flexing right now, doing the like strong arms and baping.

455
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Speaker 1: Grandpa's getting dirty, he's blowing smoke rings. Honestly, that'd be

456
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Speaker 1: saying Trumps, Fuck Trump. Grandpa's getting hingel buddy, that's tight,

457
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Speaker 1: Robert de Niro and like that. Mark Garland is a

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Speaker 1: Supreme Court justice. Shout us to who do we think

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Speaker 1: this is rallying? Guys? Do we think there are people

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Speaker 1: who are on the fence about whether to back Trump

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00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: or who were on the fence about how opposed to

462
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Speaker 1: Trump they were, who are now like on board with

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Speaker 1: less resistance. Yeah, just stop. I like, honestly can't imagine

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Speaker 1: a single hypothetical human being. Yeah, I mean, maybe there

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Speaker 1: are people who are more locked into you know, Robert

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Speaker 1: de niro stance on politics, especially if you're watching the

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Speaker 1: Tony's too, But even then, I mean, that's very specific.

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Speaker 1: But it feels like a moment that would have been

469
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Speaker 1: dreamed up by Matt Drudge, Vladimir Putin, and Charles Coke

470
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Speaker 1: as like a perfect way to rally their base to

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Speaker 1: vote Republican because it's as a nothing statement, there's no argument,

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Speaker 1: doesn't touch on any salient issue on like you know,

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Speaker 1: when Trump gets people mad about the fucking flag or

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Speaker 1: whatever the NFL players. But from a liberal perspective, there's

475
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Speaker 1: nothing salient there. And from the conservative perspective, it touches

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Speaker 1: on the salient issue, which is how the immoral elites

477
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: are trying to like hold them down. And he said

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Speaker 1: it in a fucking tuxedo at a word show and

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Speaker 1: said it in words that would offend a good Christian,

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Speaker 1: So what's with it's no longer down with Trump? Like

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Speaker 1: before we were like, hey, you know how you know

482
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Speaker 1: how we and the kids are saying okay, uh, I

483
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: will say like okay, so you're not in a tuxedo

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Speaker 1: getting a tony. But you think that these times you're

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Speaker 1: not normal and maybe this president um should be told

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Speaker 1: fuck you, it's weird, it's misplaced, but like times aren't normal,

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Speaker 1: and I'm glad that some speeches are just like imly

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Speaker 1: loved being in the Union, thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: my award, Like yeah, it's unusual, and like it's an

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Speaker 1: award show, so it's an odd place to make a

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Speaker 1: political statement when you are not a political figure. But

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Speaker 1: he's not a political figure, and he's not on some

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Speaker 1: kind of pressed or to be one, Like he's not

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Speaker 1: on trying to go on CNN every night to make

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Speaker 1: funk Trump his platform for some kind of other agenda.

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Speaker 1: He just had to do a speech and was like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, funk this guy? I don't know. I

498
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Speaker 1: don't know that it helps on a grander scale, but

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Speaker 1: because it isn't normal sometimes like yeah, okay, thanks, yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: dirty grandpa guy. He's had many more acclaimed films in

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Speaker 1: his career. But I keep going back to that. Sure, yeah, exactly, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know it's not good, but I'm it's just

503
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Speaker 1: like one of those things that have it's more pride

504
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: for the reaction that will happen with conservative writer's bloggers.

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Speaker 1: It's an incredibly articulate speech that he had given policy, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, if in the sixty seconds, had he managed

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Speaker 1: to list out five bullet points he could move us

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Speaker 1: forward successfully on some executive and admitted like a legislative level, terrific.

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Speaker 1: But nobody who it doesn't agree with him is watching

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Speaker 1: the tone. Nobody it wouldn't have reached the audience, like

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Speaker 1: I don't think Republicans are going to be just like

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00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: nobody's being convinced by de Niro saying fuck Trump. Nobody's

513
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 1: being convinced on the other side that like, oh, the

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Speaker 1: Tony's are on our side, Like I'm watching the Tonys

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Speaker 1: to figure out if I should maybe learn lean left

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Speaker 1: when I vote in two thousand and eighteen. You know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know it's been it's high up, higher up

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Speaker 1: on conservative outlets than it is on liberal ones. It

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Speaker 1: seems to me like it is the second story in

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Speaker 1: the left hand margin on Dredge Report today. So it

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Speaker 1: just seems like, first of all, I do not object

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Speaker 1: to the content of his message, just from a strategic perspective,

523
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Speaker 1: and this might be just letting them define the grounds

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Speaker 1: that we like view political statements, uh in, But from

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Speaker 1: a strategic perspective, the thing that you hear conservatives complain

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00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: a lot about is like Hollywood elites and like specifically

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Speaker 1: raised the idea of like award shows, like giving their

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Speaker 1: speeches at award shows. And I don't know, uh, And

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Speaker 1: I guess get that as a point, because really all

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Speaker 1: of that's going to happen is the people on both

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Speaker 1: sides of it and the extreme as are just going

532
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Speaker 1: to get more entrenched in their thinking either way. So

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Speaker 1: does this really do anything for the swing voter type person? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess, I guess just the whole advantage that Democrats

535
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: are counting on in the midterms is enthusiasm and like

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Speaker 1: rallying the base and people being motivated to vote. And uh,

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Speaker 1: you're right, this is not gonna do anything, But we're

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Speaker 1: a daily podcast. We need content, you know, I think

539
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: making art about it can do something. Yes, Okay, So

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00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: you're the guy who gets up at the award show

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Speaker 1: and like, fuck, was no longer down, Like, Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: not little speech writer, but you've you've long been a

543
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: brilliant performer, and you're respective for it. If there's a

544
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: piece of art that speaks to that sentiment, make it,

545
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: make it for free, make it tomorrow, pay the director.

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00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: You're fucking rich enough, Just make it. If you find

547
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: yourself in this position where you are the Hollywood League, congratulations,

548
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: By the way, do you want to hire me? Um?

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00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: It's just frustrating, Like if that's the way you feel,

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Speaker 1: and if the criticism is it is apt, like you're

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Speaker 1: in a dazzie gown or a fancy suit, that's Taylor

552
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Speaker 1: telling me how to live my life. But they watch

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00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: your art and they're moved by it. So make the

554
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: art that speaks that. If you're no good at speaking it,

555
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: you're great at making the art. Just do that, do that,

556
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Speaker 1: do that, keep doing that. Durreassic World is going to

557
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: be great. But take all that money and it makes

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Speaker 1: I don't know if any of the starts to ask

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Speaker 1: Park would get up and say you and I'm not

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Speaker 1: speaking for anyone else. I just picked a Jurassic World

561
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Speaker 1: doesn't eXeem right. I mean, I think it's just analeg

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Speaker 1: wory about socialism in the United States, right, isn't everything? Yeah,

563
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Speaker 1: it could potential experiment gone horribly around. Anybody else watching

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Speaker 1: West World. I just noticed that West World has the

565
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Speaker 1: same plot as Jurassic Park, the first Jurassic Park. Same author, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: same author, And I was like, oh, this is going

567
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: in the same direction as spoilers I haven't seen. I

568
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't want to know that there's dinosaurs

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Speaker 1: in Westworld. So then the t Rex comes. Let's talk

570
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: about the G seven uh, soon to potentially be the

571
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Speaker 1: G six or, if Trump has his way, the G eight. Uh.

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00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: So Trump just came at the G seven with a

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Speaker 1: certain kind of energy he was it was arms folded,

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Speaker 1: feet stomping sort of energy. So his main complaints were

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Speaker 1: the standard tariff ones. Also, amazingly, he complained that Russia

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Speaker 1: should be invited back to the meeting, and I don't know,

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00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: it was really confusing because he didn't even really like

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00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: give a justification other than that they're a big power. Yeah,

579
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: because he doesn't know what the G seven is. Because

580
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: he doesn't know what fucking NATO is he doesn't know

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00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: why Russia isn't in the G eight anymore. He doesn't

582
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 1: have any idea that's like recent history, Like it's not

583
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: crazy long ago, it's recent enough that it would have

584
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Speaker 1: affected businesses of his in the region, like somebody around

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Speaker 1: him whatever. I spent a lot of time over the

586
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Speaker 1: weekend looking for somebody to explain to me like, Okay,

587
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm a conservative and I am not part of Trump's

588
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: you know, inner circle. And here's why this makes sense,

589
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: because you want Russia there for Diana. No, it was

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Speaker 1: like the only thing people really said was Russia is

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Speaker 1: a player in this world, so you know they should

592
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Speaker 1: be at the table of money also, so you know,

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Speaker 1: I guess they keep invading, right There's it's very politely.

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Speaker 1: Thing you're supposed to do isn't start invaded, which is

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Speaker 1: why there's no real actual talking point because on the

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Speaker 1: service you're like, that's an absurd idea. Uh. And I

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00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: think there was even a quote like someone asked Putin

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Speaker 1: about that. He was like, yeah, thanks, but no thanks

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Speaker 1: right yeah, He's like he's like, thanks Donald for trying

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Speaker 1: to prove your worth to me. But they're there are

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00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: limits to kissing my That's like having a right your neighbor.

602
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: You have a fence separating you. One of your neighbors

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Speaker 1: just hangs out riding a bear and sharpening knives with

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Speaker 1: a shirt off. And then the other neighbor is the

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Speaker 1: seventy one year old bloated golfer who's having is having

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Speaker 1: a barbecue. Some guests sober, like, why don't we wait?

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Speaker 1: Why isn't knife be here anymore? Every other guest knows

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Speaker 1: why fucking knife be bear, shirtless guy is not invited

609
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Speaker 1: to the barbecue guy anymore. My daughter's leg over the fence.

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Speaker 1: Knife be bear, guys just sharpening knives. Meanwhile, you can't

611
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Speaker 1: see the million people he has in an army uniform

612
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: in his basement, just ready for the next quote, Barbie,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait. He's looking over the who's over there,

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Speaker 1: rested and hardback? Fuck them? I just need my bear.

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00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: But just generally, I think the whole G seven summit

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Speaker 1: can be summed up in in meme form. Picture is beautiful.

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Speaker 1: So there's the picture from the G seven summit that

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Speaker 1: kind of summed everything up, with Trump sitting on one

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Speaker 1: side of the table with his arms folded while the

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00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 1: other leaders are kind of leaning over at table trying

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Speaker 1: to get something out of him. Uh. There are great

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Speaker 1: photoshopped versions of that picture where he's holding onto a

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Speaker 1: Teddy Bear, where he's in one of those little like

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Speaker 1: red and Yellow play car. Yeah. But my favorite is

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Speaker 1: this piece of dialogue writing Merkel, Donald, I need you

626
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: to listen. Can you do that? Uh? This is really important. Okay,

627
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: I need you to be honest with me. Okay, Donald,

628
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Speaker 1: look at me. Now? Did you swallow the quarter or

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Speaker 1: is it still in your mouth? Uh? That's it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Looks like he's given up on life. And it looks

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Speaker 1: like his eyes are about to roll back into his head.

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Speaker 1: And it looks like I think John Bolton and a

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00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: chronic just screaming at each other. So great, there our greatest,

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Speaker 1: greatest nightmares. Haven't realized where John Bolton actually is among

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00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: these world leaders and speaking on behalf of the American people,

636
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: and it's like a moderate voice. I really liked the

637
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: direct mind of The Simpsons that came from that meme

638
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 1: with the from the Cape Fear episode where Homer has

639
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: to go in a witness relocation and an FBI agent

640
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: is patiently but losing patients and trying to explain to

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Speaker 1: Homer that he has a new name, Mr Thompson. Now

642
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: when I say hello Mr Thompson and pressed down on

643
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: your foot, you smile and not no problem, Hello Mr Thompson.

644
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: I think he's talking to you. Yeah. I mean it

645
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: didn't go well, you know at first. Uh, Like like

646
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: you said, he came in hot, just attacking everybody. Uh,

647
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: and he came late, He missed a woman's empowerment legend.

648
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: It just was like making a scene the whole time.

649
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: There's a reason in that strategy works in business where

650
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: the richest, fattiest, flabbiest, hottest guy in the room you

651
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: blow the hardest gas and there's something about you that

652
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: it is hard to stop and annoying, and the way

653
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: it works is overwhelming. It works in small groups. That

654
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: works in businesses other businesses. Diplomacy is built to make

655
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: that go nowhere. Diplomacy is almost an answer to how

656
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: fast those people can move unrestricted. And like most economic

657
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: or most other social systems, this isn't gonna fly. You

658
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: don't just get to come into the room hot air

659
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: and gas fuck you and we're like wow, that guy's tough.

660
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 1: Like sorry, now we're quietly filling out forms and ruining

661
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: you like it just doesn't need to It makes sense.

662
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: There some games where you're like, you know, you get something,

663
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: they lose something. You lose something, they get something because

664
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: you can like bully people into doing stuff. Uh, diplomacy

665
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: and the entire thing that has made the world up

666
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: at our place year after year for the past you know,

667
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: hundred years, is progress and it is diplomacy. It's people,

668
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: you know, both giving something and everyone's lives getting way better.

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00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: Like and he just he's only accustomed to this very

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Speaker 1: specific way of operating in an international relations scenario. And

671
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: it's the way that people operated like before the twentieth century,

672
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: everything was just war not it's so deeply oversimplify. But

673
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: after the end of World War One, we really punished

674
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: the losers because we are winners. They just slapped him

675
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: with her dick and we could and it didn't go well,

676
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: and the result was this sort of nationalist, fascist, not

677
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: so good uprising that wound up re sparking bunch of

678
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: colonial problems and causing another he doge old terrible war.

679
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Speaker 1: So after that for not so good, yes, thank you

680
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: very ya. It is I forget that sometimes. But when

681
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: that war ended, We're like, maybe we shouldn't slap everybody

682
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: with our dick that didn't go so well last time.

683
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 1: Maybe we shouldn't. But our memories are so short that

684
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: we don't remember why we did anything. We don't remember

685
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: why our friends are friends. We don't remember why those

686
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: friendships are important because we don't remember what happens when

687
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Speaker 1: we're all typing. Right, dumb dum dumb dum dum dunu

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Speaker 1: du dum dum dum dudu. By the way, the quarter

689
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: thing I just need to say was from Nancy Hetzel

690
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: on twittercy very well done. So now we are staring

691
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: down the barrel of what I'm calling the wing it

692
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: more in Singapore. It feels like ju thrilling Manila style

693
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: thing because that's how it's being treated by the media

694
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: and Trump. And that was the best I could come

695
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 1: up with. So apologies but no, no, I that was

696
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: I came off as insince here. I want to put

697
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: on the record that I really like that. All compliments.

698
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: So by the time most people listen to this, this

699
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: will be over. What can we talk about the lead

700
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: up to this? That is, you know, it's evergreen mile,

701
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 1: It's good to know that, well for starters to know

702
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: that his schedule is basically to get there, meet with

703
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: Kim Jong, and then get the funk out pretty quickly,

704
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: like he's only been there for like I think, eleven

705
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: hours past the initial meeting. So the way you're supposed

706
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,479
Speaker 1: to go there meeting at nine am, which is very soon,

707
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: about six hours from when we record this right now,

708
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 1: They're gonna meet at nine They're gonna do some walk

709
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: around photos, do a little photo shoot like promen type ship.

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00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: Then they're going to do a one on one just

711
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: full on you and meet and translators only sit down

712
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: where fair, and then they go into more traditional bilateral

713
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: talks with like the cabinet chest. My chest is tight. Yeah, well,

714
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Speaker 1: I mean he's the way he's saying it. But even

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Speaker 1: I don't know, and they it seems like there's some

716
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: strategy of basically like not agreeing to anything because Trump

717
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: is just like this is more of like get to

718
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: meet them. Likely amid they have never needed a porn

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00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: star more. She could save the world just by standing

720
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: in the room. They probably don't wouldn't even touch you

721
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: just have to pay in a cup or all do it.

722
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: But they're not interested. That's how you need a porn

723
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Speaker 1: starter's so good at at Oh No, they're just so

724
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 1: good at the understanding people and manipulating their base system

725
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: of impulses and emotions. There they're swingled their geniuses. They

726
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,280
Speaker 1: see right through you. They know exactly what you need.

727
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: They give it to you. They leave having given you

728
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: nothing of themselves. They are wizards, or they did give

729
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: you something on themselves, and in that case they really deserve. Yes.

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Speaker 1: The one thing that's not going to change no matter

731
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: how this meeting goes, is how President Trump is preparing

732
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: for it. Um So it's a generous word that you chose,

733
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: he said about that one on one meeting. He will

734
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Speaker 1: know in a minute how the meeting is going to go.

735
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Speaker 1: A reporter asked how, and he said, touch feel, it's

736
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Speaker 1: what I do. Like you gonna grope him? Yes, that way.

737
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: So there's somebody go may give him a good ball squeeze.

738
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Speaker 1: That'll let him know his buss expect him like a

739
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: show dog. Oh. He comes away from the Chinese meeting

740
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: wondering if she jimping likes him right, saying he thinks

741
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: they're friends. And China comes away startled and a little

742
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: shaken at how simplistic his worldview seems to be. Uh

743
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: So that's how when he just goes in and it's like, yeah,

744
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just more my natural business person charisma and

745
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: complete lack of preparation, uh to you know, just feel

746
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: this guy out. That's where we end up. So I

747
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: don't know we will see I I don't think we're

748
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: gonna come away and there's gonna be a definitive answer

749
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: where he like walks out and it's like the they've denuclearized. No.

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Speaker 1: I think, well, some people suspect that they will maybe

751
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: sign something to commemorate the summit just because it will

752
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: give them the optics of a win. So it could

753
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: just be something like, hey we hereby I declare that

754
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: we agree on most it ye going forward and then

755
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: that way, you know, Trump can be like, you know,

756
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: wag the flag and be like, you know, has someone

757
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: to hang his hat on, which effectively won't have any

758
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: real progress. But you know, Mike Pompey is saying things

759
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: are going very well and things are accelerating at his

760
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: speed that he didn't anticipate acceleration. I want nothing to accelerate.

761
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 1: None of those words at home. Many very nervous people

762
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: on the left keep saying on on all sides, but

763
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: even on the left keep saying, he's gotten further than

764
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 1: any of his predecessors when it comes to North Korea.

765
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: I heard that literally on NPR this morning. NPR is driving,

766
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: we're not willing to risk what he's about to risk.

767
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: That's it. This is a huge risk. There's so much

768
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: on the line for this one individual meeting, and that

769
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: is why nobody has done this before. He's just putting

770
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: way too much in the balance for it to be advisable. Now,

771
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: who the funk knows how it's going to go. But

772
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: he has not gotten further. He is willing to risk

773
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: more than any of his predecessors, and that needs to

774
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: be the way that we talk about it, no matter

775
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: what happens, right, Like, yeah, that's gotten farther. Is such

776
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: a crazy thing. Yeah, a lot of people got closer

777
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: and closer to a cliff. What happens, that's when you

778
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: fall off of it. Other predecessors had the wisdom to

779
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: recognize the cliff and they just didn't fall off of it.

780
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: This isn't some brave, bold move. He's not. I don't know.

781
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: This is it's a dictator talking to a dictator. Fox

782
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: News said it, So I get to it. You know,

783
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: he's not doing this, him doing anything about North Korea

784
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: or do denucularization has nothing to do with weapons safety

785
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: or nuclear security. It has to do a little bit

786
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: with Obama, but mostly it's this, like I mean, he's

787
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: it's a dick to dick thing again. He just sees

788
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: this other player in the news. He sees this like

789
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: wild card dude, and he wants to come for him.

790
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: There's no other there's no deep for motivation. It has

791
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: nothing to do He's never read any of the that

792
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: and just like the hot takes he's getting from John Bolton,

793
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: just going into it. And there are other like there

794
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 1: are other analysts who kind of also wonder if this

795
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: could be the beginnings of like like overtures of friendship

796
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: because to pride North Korea Korea away from China's influence

797
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: and then aligned North Korea with the United States to

798
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: be like, ah see, now that's how we're going to

799
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: get China. Because you know, a lot of people know

800
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: that China and Korea have been sort of historically unfriendly

801
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: over the years. Like you know, a lot of Kaream

802
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: people still remember the Chinese invasion of the fifth century,

803
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: whereas like the U. S is more of just like

804
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: a new uh enemy historically for them. So you know,

805
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: there are other people saying that for Kim Jong un,

806
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: being aligned with the US seems like a better thing

807
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: to him than China because they're the bigger power to

808
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: him and offer more opportunity in terms of like being normalized,

809
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: but not smart enough around Trump to realize and take it.

810
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: There's that, But I don't think it's him Trump. No, no,

811
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: not at all, not at all. But there have been

812
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: a lot of things being said like, oh, we have

813
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 1: we can make security assurances whatever that means. A lot

814
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: of people were asking like, wait, is this a complete

815
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: change in policy? Does that mean taking our troops off

816
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: the peninsula? Does that mean changing the umbrella of protection

817
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: that we have for the allies? Like what does that mean?

818
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: Does it mean we we won't seek regime change? So

819
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: clearly there is going to be some the U S

820
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: Is going to bring something to try and get something

821
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: out of this. But what happened now, what happened in

822
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 1: international relations circles, what's seen as one of the biggest

823
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: blenders of the past twenty years, is America being overly

824
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 1: optimistic that by introducing elements of market economy into the

825
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: Chinese bloodstream, that we were going to see them open

826
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: up and become less of a dictatorship and you know,

827
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: just capitalism was going to work its magic. And it

828
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: seems like we're addicted to this optimism that we're going

829
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: to be able to come vert these communist countries and

830
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: like pry them apart and like make them like us

831
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: better than they like other communist dictatorships. And I just

832
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: I think that that would be my concern if this

833
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: were an informed president going into this is like it

834
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 1: seems like we're maybe a little too rosy on this

835
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 1: idea that he's gonna once he talks to us, he's

836
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,399
Speaker 1: gonna love it. We're gonna talk about like him having

837
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: a McDonald's there and he's gonna Meanwhile, they've met like

838
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: secretly like two three times, like Chi Jimping and Kim Jong,

839
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 1: so like they they are on the same page. It's

840
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 1: also that our economy and our our capitalist miracle depends

841
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: on the labor from nations that we're trying to then

842
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: introduce elements of capitalism for it tired of being enslaved,

843
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: enslaved someone else, like it doesn't make any sense. Yeah

844
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: that I live next to a three incredibly well stocked

845
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: dollar stores, I understand what end stage capitalism looks like.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing to sustain our ability to buy, create or

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Speaker 1: all this stuff. It's fading. It's not gonna work the

848
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Speaker 1: way they think it will. That's so funny. Yeah, let's

849
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Speaker 1: get dollar stores in China. Then you can just walk

850
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Speaker 1: directly out of the factory where you made the fidget

851
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Speaker 1: spinner and get yourself the fidget spin right exactly, and

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Speaker 1: you pay with a fidget spin exactly. And with that

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Speaker 1: vision for that Chinese economy, we have to take a

854
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Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back and

855
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Speaker 1: just real quick. The Supreme Court has backed a h

856
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Speaker 1: what is it a bill? What's Ohio's policy? They use

857
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Speaker 1: it or lose it policy to you know, essentially suppressing votes.

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Speaker 1: So you know, they have a policy where if you

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Speaker 1: don't vote over two years, I'll send you like a

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Speaker 1: car and be like, hey, you haven't voted, you know,

861
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Speaker 1: check in with us so you don't get kicked off

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Speaker 1: the voter rolls. So, uh, you know, check in and

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00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 1: then essentially what happens is most people don't check in,

864
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Speaker 1: then they purge your name from the voter rolls, So

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Speaker 1: then you go to vote and magic, you're not registered anymore.

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Speaker 1: So you know, for I think it was Aldo who

867
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Speaker 1: wrote the opinion was basically saying, it doesn't technically take

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Speaker 1: away your right to vote because it's in response to

869
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:15,280
Speaker 1: you not responding to these other things. Therefore it's okay. Again,

870
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Speaker 1: this is what happens when Mitch McConnell steals a fucking

871
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: Supreme Court seed from you. You get decisions like this,

872
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 1: and everybody knows this policy. It particularly hits minorities and

873
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: poorer citizens. Uh. And yeah in certain areas like it's

874
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Speaker 1: it's just a very blatant way to keep people from voting.

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Speaker 1: So you know, I know, so do my or I

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Speaker 1: think in her dissenting opinion may have touched on ways

877
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: to get around this. But yeah, it's uh, it'll probably

878
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: have a lot of other states looking going so this

879
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: is a way to do this. Um. An other more

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Speaker 1: important news, Kanye has bestowed two great works of culture

881
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 1: uh onto us Uh kids see Ghosts came out on Friday.

882
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 1: It's good, But more importantly, guys, the Kardashians and the

883
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Speaker 1: West's appeared on a celebrity family Feud last night. As

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00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: we're recording this, Uh, Kange seemed happy, which was nice.

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00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: I think the weird is manic. It was I don't know,

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00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: just watching the commercials for it, I was instantly like,

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00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: this feels so set up and artificial and just weird,

888
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: just like a pr thing. But uh, I don't okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It makes sense that, like, on the

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Speaker 1: same weekend that he's released a good album. Like the

891
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: thing people are talking about the next day is that

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00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: he was on Family Feud, because that seems to be

893
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: what is happening. His weird kind of manic celebrity persona

894
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: is just swallowing the artist. And but guys, the blogs

895
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Speaker 1: say that Kendall Jenner shaded Trump by saying that she

896
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Speaker 1: wouldn't want to have group sex with him. I think

897
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: was how that worked. It was like, it's a wild party.

898
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Speaker 1: Everyone is an a kid name, someone you would hate

899
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: to see show up. And she said Trump, and hey,

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Speaker 1: Bobby de Niro, take some fucking notes, my guys. That's

901
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: how you burn his ass, you know what I mean? Um,

902
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Speaker 1: And then it's the most and what we always like

903
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Speaker 1: to end with the most important story. So the English

904
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Speaker 1: speaking world has continued to reveal our weird public pooping

905
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: fetish slash habit um. A driver has defecated on a

906
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Speaker 1: man in a road rage incident. I'm sorry, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how the physics work on that. But

908
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Speaker 1: that's a catch and release. I think it must be right.

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Speaker 1: I think it must be uh like the tim Hortonian

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Speaker 1: angry ape flinging pooh as opposed to the you know

911
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Speaker 1: the secret I made a boom boom and everybody must

912
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Speaker 1: know my shame variety that we get from public pooping joggers.

913
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Speaker 1: But this is this is an epidemic we're seeing and

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Speaker 1: get I feel like throwing I'm reading the article. It

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Speaker 1: says that Henry George Weaver of New Tripoli faces a

916
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Speaker 1: harassment charge after he allegedly defecated on the victim. I

917
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: feel like shipping on something. There should probably something a

918
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Speaker 1: little bit higher than harassment if it's involving ship. I

919
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Speaker 1: don't know if that's just like my own germophobia type

920
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: thing like that feels like a real, real crime. Pooh

921
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: based harassment should not be taken lightly. Yeah, public endangerment

922
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: maybe because it's yeah, yeah, yeah, who knows. Yeah, it's

923
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Speaker 1: not good. I worked in a coffee shop for a

924
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: long time, and people need to ship there because you

925
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: just gave them a ship accelerant. So it is totally fair.

926
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: It was reasonable to have to clean the bathroom. On

927
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: a regular basis. You would encounter some other humans pooh

928
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: and it was gross and you dealt with it. But

929
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: occasionally there was the aggressive human. More than once I

930
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:52,919
Speaker 1: had to clean ship off of walls, walls, identifiable fingerprints.

931
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: It was on Market Street in uh, in the cowstrow

932
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: in San Francisco. That happens there. But it's cleaning human poo.

933
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: Even though I think should never feel shame if you

934
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: have to take a poop, take a poop wherever you

935
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,439
Speaker 1: are put in a public bathroom. It's hard. Never shame

936
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Speaker 1: someone who is pooping next to you, especially in an

937
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: airport anywhere everybody poops, Let them poop, let them poop

938
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: in piece. But uh, if you do something aggressive with

939
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: your poop, feel deep shame. Yeah. Yeah. If you have

940
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: to ship as powerfully as you need to blast the

941
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: stream wherever you are, you need to ship. But if

942
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: you what you decide to do next with that ship

943
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: is dispose of it responsibly. That is the only choice

944
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: you should make with your poop after them. Don't put

945
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: anybody at risk, even if you're really mad and on

946
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: the road and obviously had to ship. Right, That's how

947
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: I don't understand how you can be defecated upon, Like

948
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: if he's like you fucking stay right there, window up?

949
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I don't whatever. I'm sure we'll find out. Yes,

950
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure there will be some sort of dash cam video,

951
00:52:55,600 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: maybe just a passing car because the cruder film. Uh Jesus,

952
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: uh Caitlin, that's me major, that's her speaking a pleasure

953
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Speaker 1: having both of you good. Yeah, there she is. Where

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Speaker 1: can people find you at robot Caitlin on Twitter, at

955
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Speaker 1: Caitlin is Tall on Instagram and www dot Caitlin Gilt Comedy.

956
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: Just guess how to spell at the Internet and we'll

957
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: figure it out for you. Just find me if you're

958
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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles June that the Hollywood improv for Caitlin's

959
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Speaker 1: lab oratory come on by one of the funniest stand

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Speaker 1: ups working. You guys should really check it out. Miles

961
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram at Miles I'm there. You can find

962
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find

963
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: us at Daily Zeygeist on Twitter. We're at the Daily

964
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: Zeygeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and

965
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: a website Daily Zichgeist dot com where we post our

966
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Speaker 1: episodes and their foot nope nope, where we link off

967
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,760
Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today is episode,

968
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: as well as the song that we ride out on Miles.

969
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm in a dark mood because you know what, Dennis

970
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: Rodman just touched down his Singapore with his pop coin

971
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: we based cryptocurrency past and head on. Yeah, he was

972
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: rocking the crypto, the popcin as we thought he because

973
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 1: they were gonna sponsor the trip. Right, he's there and

974
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: he's talking like he already knows what's going to happen

975
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 1: and talk simulation. Also, let's think about, well, we know

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Speaker 1: Kim john Un is a huge Chicago Bulls fan. Today

977
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 1: is the twenty one anniversary of the Flu Game game,

978
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: so there's a lot of Bulls energy happening around. I

979
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: just there's something about this that's weird. So fittingly, this

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00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: song is called Cousins of the Anti Christ by Chelsea Wolf.

981
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: It's just a very moody, somber acoustic track, but you

982
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: know it's I like it. It's enjoyable and I just

983
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 1: feel like it encapsulates the mood right now. So shout

984
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: out to all the cousins of the Anti Christ that

985
00:54:55,480 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: are descending on Samapore right now. Thanksgiving so many. All right,

986
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna ride out on that. We will be back

987
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. We'll talk to

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00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:13,240
Speaker 1: you guys then. Cousins of the anside Christ, hiding everywhere

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Speaker 1: what shes We lit our card down, smiling as we

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00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: eat the liesy cousins of the inside Christ. We're fitting ways,

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Speaker 1: light eyes in top mines and fear lovely all away

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Speaker 1: found ah bab oh oh say ah bay Becausins of

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Speaker 1: the anside Christ, to look me in the eye. Dirty

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Speaker 1: mind cook is spun with hottest gar is a ahay

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Speaker 1: found all all oh say all all all all b