Speaker 1: I guess we just got bad today. That Brooklyn mos
Speaker 1: that it been away. They both have so much to see,
Speaker 1: you know, their name is a scary scar anytime this year. Alright,
Speaker 1: it's episode to one, not the Brooklyn Boys podcast, the
Speaker 1: first one of twenty three. Yeah, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't believe it's right over a year. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Every every we're gonna play a clip later, but every
Speaker 1: TV every year. I can't believe it's already. Can you believe? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's how the fucking candle gonna under a pizza at
Speaker 1: eleven fifty pm. Do you'll leave, and then when it
Speaker 1: gets here at twelve with you too. We'll be like, dude,
Speaker 1: I lose pizza year ago. Yeah, gotta yeah. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the middle joke, Oh my god, I'm still writing last
Speaker 1: year's day on my checks? Yeah, who checks? Some people do? Hey,
Speaker 1: Happy New Year, David Brodie. Oh hey, I've been waiting
Speaker 1: today's January five. Thanks, you know, thanks, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: into that conversation. Well, I wish you a happy new year.
Speaker 1: It's it's okay for us to see happy new Year
Speaker 1: here on January five. Let's just sell it right here,
Speaker 1: because it's the first time. It's the first episode of
Speaker 1: the season this year, and I get that, all right,
Speaker 1: And we haven't spoken to each other met very much.
Speaker 1: So well, I texted you three days ago on the
Speaker 1: second and Happy New Year, and you you didn't respond
Speaker 1: to that. Well, Brodie, if you were in front of
Speaker 1: me on New Year's Eve, I would give you my
Speaker 1: second kiss if you invited me on New Year's even.
Speaker 1: But I was away. I was. I will talk about
Speaker 1: where I was, Like, I was doing something completely unconventional
Speaker 1: on New Year's Eve, which we'll talk about as well,
Speaker 1: which is very unscary, Like if everyone was like, what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to a I went to a wedding. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: well we talked about that, didn't we. Like you said,
Speaker 1: it was a perfect situation. I actually came around on it,
Speaker 1: uh in the last episode and yeah, I gotta say,
Speaker 1: checked all the boxes just like I predicted. It was
Speaker 1: awesome except for one thing. Oh well, you'll tell you one.
Speaker 1: Tell me now, I guess if you if this is
Speaker 1: the direction we're going, check my calendar. I'm available. You're available, Brodie,
Speaker 1: I'm available now. Good. Well, on New Year's Eve, my
Speaker 1: girlfriend got very we both had a moment because it
Speaker 1: was like that time when everyone was on the dance
Speaker 1: floor with the with the champagne in hand, hats and noisemakers.
Speaker 1: It was nice because the wedding actually turned into this
Speaker 1: hybrid of hey, let's acknowledge the New Year's Eve moment.
Speaker 1: So all the big screens, you know, the screens rolled down.
Speaker 1: They threw the TV on, like with ten minutes to go,
Speaker 1: passing out champagne, noisemakers. I'm like, wow, here we are
Speaker 1: a wedding and we've paused the wedding to celebrate New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve. What you know, I'm a big New Year's
Speaker 1: Eve guy. New Year's Eve. Yeah. So the fact that
Speaker 1: there were noisemakers and hats and everything, it was all
Speaker 1: so awesome at this wedding. Again, this is withinside of
Speaker 1: a wedding at a wedding hall, and they're three hundred
Speaker 1: people on the dance floor and now it's New Year's
Speaker 1: Eve moments right, And then I'm like they got the
Speaker 1: wrong channel on. And I'm like I'm telling my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: I can't take it they got the wrong channel on
Speaker 1: because to me, the only thing to watch on New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve is ABC. Yeah, but Clarks Rocket Eve with
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest. And here's why, because they know, because they
Speaker 1: have they've got the front seat to Times Square the
Speaker 1: time they've got the ball dropped, they've got the official
Speaker 1: Just like on Thanksgiving, as we've talked about on this podcast,
Speaker 1: Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade should only be viewed on NBC.
Speaker 1: Everyone else is either is either a fucking a bootleg
Speaker 1: show which is on a hotel on Fifth ave in
Speaker 1: you with your cameras out the window because they don't
Speaker 1: have the rights, and they don't they just say the
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Day Parade. They don't say Amaze's same thing on
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve. It belongs to ABC. They fucking owen
Speaker 1: the night and you shouldn't watch that. But daily NBC have, uh,
Speaker 1: I mean everyone shows the ball dropping every Let me
Speaker 1: tell you what NBC did. NBC had Miley Cyrus and
Speaker 1: Dolly Parton. It was the Dolly and Miley Show, so
Speaker 1: they were in they were somewhere else. I don't even
Speaker 1: know where the funk they were. I don't know. Miley
Speaker 1: was with Pete Davidson last year or somewhere ye this
Speaker 1: year's side of Miami. So the TV comes on, all
Speaker 1: the TV's come on, like I'm breaking onto cold sweats Mr.
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve himself. I'm like, I gotta say something
Speaker 1: to somebody. This can't be. They can't be showing three
Speaker 1: people this NBC feed. What the fuck? So I went
Speaker 1: over to like the people in the back. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's someone else's wedding, and I'm like, hey, guys, um,
Speaker 1: just so you know, you guys said on the microphone
Speaker 1: earlier that we're gonna go live to Times Square, lots
Speaker 1: of Times Square. NBC is showing something from Nashville with
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus and Dolly. I'm like, you're not gonna get
Speaker 1: Times Square. That's only ABC, only ABC? Can you can you?
Speaker 1: You guys, like, you know, just change it all? Didn't.
Speaker 1: All it needed was somebody to take the remote and
Speaker 1: be like, oh cool. It wasn't anybody in the wedding
Speaker 1: I was complaining to. I was somebody was one of
Speaker 1: the background staff of the cater hall, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: can you get that done? And they're like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: we'll do it. Nope, two minutes to go still NBC
Speaker 1: one minute yeah, But then they all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea,
Speaker 1: I will take care of Yeah, they did they fucking
Speaker 1: brushed me under the ruck. They're like, you're not the groom,
Speaker 1: You're you're not the you're not paying the fucking bill.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. And I'm like, you said my brothers the
Speaker 1: groom or my my younger brother or whatever. I didn't listen.
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything to the to the family, the
Speaker 1: bride and groom because they were having their special night,
Speaker 1: because hey, hey, before you cut the cake, can you
Speaker 1: please chat? I want to fucking ABC Nope. So, but
Speaker 1: but again it's worse. Then we're looking. I'm like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, this fucking feed on NBC is a full
Speaker 1: minute behind. It's like forty seconds. Was it a DVR?
Speaker 1: Like I think it was the plan a webcast. I
Speaker 1: think they were playing a webcast of it. And it
Speaker 1: was like, so I'm looking and everyone people are noticing,
Speaker 1: not just me and Robin. Well, like it's eleven, but
Speaker 1: the clocks is oh my god, my iPhone just hit
Speaker 1: twelve o'clock and I'm like, it's already New Years. It's
Speaker 1: already New Year's Day, it's already Happy New Year. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why is that forty five seconds left? And then like
Speaker 1: and I'm like and I'm like Oh, this is terrible,
Speaker 1: and Robin was fucking flyber Gas. This is ruined. This
Speaker 1: is so anticlimactic now because if New Year has happened,
Speaker 1: is happening now, and we'll have to be silent sitting
Speaker 1: there for another fucking forty seconds, not to know if
Speaker 1: NBC was late or I'm thinking it was a webcast
Speaker 1: as you just said, it wasn't a true feed. But
Speaker 1: ABC goes live without a net for this reason. It's
Speaker 1: live line life and it's right there and the ball
Speaker 1: is falling and everything you need. That's a live moment.
Speaker 1: There's no I get it. You watch football, you watch concerts,
Speaker 1: you watch something on TV and maybe lagging behind, like
Speaker 1: on DVR. When you have a DVR, it's always like
Speaker 1: twenty seconds behind. It's fine because it has to write
Speaker 1: to the hard drive then come to the TV. That's
Speaker 1: how you can pause live TV. And even even sports sports.
Speaker 1: You know someone hits a home run, it's live enough.
Speaker 1: It's live enough. The only thing is you can't can't
Speaker 1: be on the phone with your buddy, like watching the
Speaker 1: game together, because because then they're going, oh my god,
Speaker 1: home wrong. You're like, what, it hasn't happened yet? Yes,
Speaker 1: but on New Year's Eve, that is the only time
Speaker 1: where you need a live, live moment because you're counting
Speaker 1: down seconds and you can't fool people's digital phones, which
Speaker 1: are hardwired to have exact time unless you don't watch them,
Speaker 1: unless you don't look at your phone. You're all like
Speaker 1: you're in on it, in on a few of us
Speaker 1: that have our phones out, what the fun? It's midnight.
Speaker 1: So then it was like one happy New Year and
Speaker 1: it was, and Robin and I looked at each other like,
Speaker 1: well that sucked because it was. It was anti climactic.
Speaker 1: It was it was a year. We we rang in
Speaker 1: the New Year a minute late, and it pissed me off.
Speaker 1: I didn't get my ABC and I got some webcast
Speaker 1: from NBC and nobody listened to me. And I'm so
Speaker 1: first of all, props to you, by the way, because
Speaker 1: twice now in the same rant you said anti climactic,
Speaker 1: which is correct. Well what else people say? A lot
Speaker 1: of people say anti climatic, which is anti climate, which
Speaker 1: is not the same thing you put in the sea.
Speaker 1: You said climactic. Oh my god, you have a case
Speaker 1: of the anti climatics. You better go see a doctor. No,
Speaker 1: you did yeah, you did well there, Scar, I'm very impressed.
Speaker 1: I know it's anti climactic. So let me tell you
Speaker 1: something about my I'm gonna tell you how I got there,
Speaker 1: But let me just tell you about my my stroke.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I could tell who wasn't paying
Speaker 1: attention to the last few seconds of last week's episode. Okay,
Speaker 1: because what did I say? I said Happy New Year,
Speaker 1: not Happy New Year's? Right? You know how many ms
Speaker 1: I got? I love you guys, but you guys DM
Speaker 1: me happy New Year's. It's it's New Year's Day with
Speaker 1: an apostrophe s. It's New Year's Eve apostrophees, and it's
Speaker 1: New Year's Day apostrophees. But it's happy New Year. You're
Speaker 1: wishing me a new year one year? No, if you
Speaker 1: want to wish me happy New Year's like I should have. Oh,
Speaker 1: I leaned into the mike. I'm sorry anyway, Um, so
Speaker 1: the plan was no. By the way, did you kiss Robin?
Speaker 1: Did you kiss Robin on at midnight? Who else was
Speaker 1: I gonna kiss? Of course I did ask if you
Speaker 1: kiss someone else. I just asked you if you kiss Robin. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me tell you about my situation. I want
Speaker 1: to have to go round about. But the original plan
Speaker 1: because we got a deal through the cruise ship they booked.
Speaker 1: We got a boggain. I got a boggain. But sometimes
Speaker 1: the boggain is not a good thing. So they gave
Speaker 1: us a flight back from from Miami that landed in Atlanta. Okay,
Speaker 1: the flight was gonna take off from Atlanta at I
Speaker 1: don't know. This already sounds like I'm not going in
Speaker 1: that direction. So had the flight was gonna land at
Speaker 1: ten o'clock again, I will, I will get to the
Speaker 1: full flight fiasco. The flight got delayed. We didn't we
Speaker 1: weren't gonna take off now till eleven forty two, but
Speaker 1: originally we were taken off at like ten thirty, ten twenty.
Speaker 1: We're like, you know what, We're gonna be in the
Speaker 1: air at midnight. It's gonna be so cool. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be flying. And so I brought like those you know
Speaker 1: those things you blow and they unravel, they go no,
Speaker 1: that's you know, those little like noisemakers that don't make noise.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah, you blow it unravel unrolled. No,
Speaker 1: but at the end of it, there's always a horn.
Speaker 1: It was no no, but I got no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I got ones that that just go sail or something,
Speaker 1: because I quiet ones. They're just quiet ones. Quiet ones. Yes,
Speaker 1: if you saw my picture I posted on Instagram, you
Speaker 1: saw I blow. I was blowing one. Are they for
Speaker 1: deaf people? Where the noise is? Why you get no? No?
Speaker 1: That like when you don't want to make noise. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I got those for the plane, right, the foil ones,
Speaker 1: the silver foil ones. They'd not foil the paper they unrolled.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter paper. I've never seen one that didn't
Speaker 1: make a noise of a horn at the end when
Speaker 1: you finally get to the end of the room. No. No,
Speaker 1: these were silent ones. I've never were quiet. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of a silent traveling. Uh So, the original plan
Speaker 1: was we were going to take off at ten twenty.
Speaker 1: The flight got delayed. They said, now delayed to eleven forty.
Speaker 1: So I'll tell you what happened at the airport. All
Speaker 1: that ship. Okay, so we're gonna take over eleven forty,
Speaker 1: and we get the announcement that it's delayed. Muscle, tell
Speaker 1: you the whole story. So they delay our flight. First
Speaker 1: they delayed an hour, then it delayed another hour and
Speaker 1: we were taking off at two. Well at eleven thirty
Speaker 1: we get the announcement, Uh, we are delayed again. We
Speaker 1: are still waiting for our co pilot to fly in
Speaker 1: from New York. Uh and in clement weather has delayed
Speaker 1: the flight. As soon as he touches down here in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: whatever the airport is, whatever, who kis, um, we will
Speaker 1: notify you. So the guy lands. So it's so at
Speaker 1: midnight he hasn't he hasn't landed yet. So at midnight,
Speaker 1: and I'm watching CNN watching uh, Anderson, because that's only
Speaker 1: when I can get on my phone. Okay, get this
Speaker 1: flying from um at the end, why would you watch that?
Speaker 1: Hold on? I just told you to only when I
Speaker 1: can get on my phone. So flying, But it's Anderson
Speaker 1: Cooper and Andy Cowen. It was fine this year. It
Speaker 1: was better. It was better anyway. Okay. So the flight,
Speaker 1: the Delta flight from Florida to Atlanta had touch screens
Speaker 1: with live TV and a USB plug and a headphone
Speaker 1: jaz and like all all the juice right big like
Speaker 1: eight inch nine in screen whatever. We get on the
Speaker 1: plane to go from Atlanta to New York, and it
Speaker 1: looked like windows. It had a five in screen. No port,
Speaker 1: no it new yes, be plug, no blue tooth from
Speaker 1: my headphone, no live TV. Shit okay, so on my phone,
Speaker 1: I have to watch an out a minute delayed CNN,
Speaker 1: and I'm completely so the original plan. The original plan
Speaker 1: was this, we had the same seats on both flights. Roughly,
Speaker 1: here's here's the way it was supposed to be. My
Speaker 1: wife and I were gonna sit in the middle of
Speaker 1: the window. So I sat on the window going down,
Speaker 1: and I told my wife I would sit in the
Speaker 1: middle on on the way up coming back to New York.
Speaker 1: So I said, I'll sit in the middle and you
Speaker 1: sit by the window. So flying to Atlanta, that's what
Speaker 1: we did. I sat in the middle, she said, up
Speaker 1: by the other window, and I peeked out the window
Speaker 1: is fine. My daughter, one of my daughters sat in
Speaker 1: front of us by the window, and one of my
Speaker 1: daughters sat behind us by the window. So three of
Speaker 1: us got a window, and I sat in the middle.
Speaker 1: On the way to Atlanta. No problem. Right, we get
Speaker 1: to Atlanta and we have the same situation, same seating. Well,
Speaker 1: when we get to Atlanta, we get to the plane,
Speaker 1: I've got it all set I'm gonna sit next to
Speaker 1: my wife, and at midnight, I'm gonna sit next to
Speaker 1: my wife, kissing my happy New Year. It's gonna be great. Well,
Speaker 1: my kids decide. One of my kids decides they don't
Speaker 1: want to sit next to the two people that are
Speaker 1: in the row because they were they looked well, they
Speaker 1: were very large people and and they were overlapping the armrest.
Speaker 1: They had some spillage into the next seat. So my
Speaker 1: two daughters now are quietly arguing who's gonna sit and
Speaker 1: squish in and in the window because the guy is
Speaker 1: overflowing the seat. So we don't want to embarrass them,
Speaker 1: and we don't want to, and people like are behind
Speaker 1: us want to sit. So my wife says, because she's
Speaker 1: the peacemaker, she says, screw it, I'll sit there. So
Speaker 1: my wife sits next to them. Right now, I'm sitting
Speaker 1: next to my daughter at midnight, which is fine. I
Speaker 1: love my daughter, but it's not quite the same. So
Speaker 1: so we don't take off at midnight. We're on the tarmac,
Speaker 1: as they say, and at midnight I have to stand up,
Speaker 1: reach over the seat and kiss the top of my
Speaker 1: wife's head. That was my romantic New year's moment. Did
Speaker 1: they make a countdown on the plane though, did anybody? No? No,
Speaker 1: And since I was looking at my phone, I saw
Speaker 1: there was midnight. I started my kids in my and
Speaker 1: I and I start going tie noisemaker. Right, we're standing
Speaker 1: up and we're doing the and everyone else on the
Speaker 1: plane is like ignoring midnight. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: they knew what time it was. No one's so they're
Speaker 1: not paying attention. Nobody give a fuck on nobody climb.
Speaker 1: There was noe you know why, No, not one wall
Speaker 1: who you know why? Because people who already delayed almost
Speaker 1: three hours? And okay, so let me tell what happened.
Speaker 1: So so we got to take off eventually. It's now
Speaker 1: like twelve thirty. It's it's so anti everything right, it's
Speaker 1: it's twelve thirty. We're taken off, and you know, when
Speaker 1: you pull away from the terminal and the pilot will
Speaker 1: say something like all right, prepared fli crew prepared for takeoff.
Speaker 1: We are seventh in line for takeoff. This way, you
Speaker 1: know how long you're gonna wait like the taxi and
Speaker 1: whatever he does. Flight crew prepared for takeoff, Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: we are number one for departure because no one else
Speaker 1: is flying this time at night on New Year's Day.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that is how embarrassing. It was scary. The
Speaker 1: runway was empty. We just circled, swooped around and took off. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: Happy New Year. That is absolutely atrocious. That is abominable.
Speaker 1: Was that a word here? The other so our flight
Speaker 1: was delayed out of Miami. So we were supposed to
Speaker 1: get to Atlanta originally, originally like nine o'clock, nine o'clock,
Speaker 1: and originally our flight was gonna take off at like
Speaker 1: so we were like stressing, we're gonna have to run
Speaker 1: across the airport like to get to the other because
Speaker 1: it was two different parts of the terminal. So we
Speaker 1: didn't have time to eat. So we we we we
Speaker 1: ate early because we knew we wouldn't have time to
Speaker 1: eat in Atlanta. Well, when the flights got delay aid
Speaker 1: there were oh so now you have three hours to
Speaker 1: eat at the airpoint, you bet the airport for three
Speaker 1: hours whatever. Well, guess what. We got to the airport
Speaker 1: at nine thirty I think something like that in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: and we took the train from one terminal to the
Speaker 1: other to have a nice train there. If you've been,
Speaker 1: and because it was New Year's Eve, scary, everything was closed.
Speaker 1: Of course, every restaurant. Of course, especially with very few
Speaker 1: planes in the air, they're not going to have the business,
Speaker 1: you know, on the ground. When those planes land, everybody
Speaker 1: went home. Of course, everyone was mopping up. There was
Speaker 1: no food. Hudson Hudson News was the only place to
Speaker 1: get like crackers and whatever sandwiches. So I look up
Speaker 1: on Google Maps. The only thing open at nine was
Speaker 1: a restaurant to one terminal away, which meant I had
Speaker 1: to get back on the train tram and go back
Speaker 1: to the other other terminal. You tell me what you
Speaker 1: would do, Scary, you have twenty minutes rush to the
Speaker 1: next terminal to hope you can get an order and
Speaker 1: to take out you hold on, hold on. It gets worse.
Speaker 1: The name of the place the Atlanta Braves Barn Grill.
Speaker 1: I can't eat there just because the division rivals Division rivals.
Speaker 1: I no fucking white, no fucking white. So that was
Speaker 1: my New Year's Eve, and my New Year's Day was
Speaker 1: was started off. I landed it. We landed at Newark
Speaker 1: airportscary around three o'clock in the morning to thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning, and then I had a call in uber
Speaker 1: well May May three b uh better than your New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve went a year from meat Man. And I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for for saying that I had it dead on
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve. No, no, no, I got one more
Speaker 1: thing I want to just hit you with on the plane,
Speaker 1: and you tell me how you'd react. So the flight
Speaker 1: from Atlanta to New York, the on the on the
Speaker 1: on a crate, the Delta Airlines aircraft that we were on,
Speaker 1: they turned the lights off because it's a night flight.
Speaker 1: I like to fly in the dark. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: they making it so oh so here's this. On the
Speaker 1: flight from Atlanta to Florida. From Florida to Atlanta, they go,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be experiencing choppy weather. It's gonna be very choppy, choppy, choppy,
Speaker 1: So we're not gonna be able to provide drink service.
Speaker 1: We can't come around with the soda or the drinks.
Speaker 1: So yeah, because they're afraid the cans will fly or whatever.
Speaker 1: Well you actually, no, no, when there's bad, bad, bad turbulence,
Speaker 1: they do that. So all right, that's your safety, that's
Speaker 1: everyone is safe. Yes, I understand that. So on the
Speaker 1: second flight. I say to my wife, I'm getting a
Speaker 1: soda because I want my soda. So the flight attendant,
Speaker 1: the flight attendant comes around with the car, you know,
Speaker 1: and she says, uh uh, we have snacks and sodas.
Speaker 1: What would you like? Said one are my choices? Just
Speaker 1: we have sun chips or a snack cake. I said,
Speaker 1: I'll have the of the sun chips, okay. And what
Speaker 1: would you like to drink? I said, you have Sprede
Speaker 1: zero noe. We have diet coke and Coke zero. I
Speaker 1: gotta have a diet coke, okay. So my son chips
Speaker 1: and diet coke are handed to me in the dark,
Speaker 1: and she she rolls the cart backwards behind me and uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. About thirty seconds later, I put on
Speaker 1: my phone light to open my food and my soda,
Speaker 1: and I've got a snack cake and a coke zero,
Speaker 1: the two things that you opposite. How do you get
Speaker 1: both wrong? I don't know, Brody, I don't know they're there.
Speaker 1: They Sometimes I feel like that it's in one year
Speaker 1: now and one out the other with these people, because
Speaker 1: they just fit to be tied. They're tired to the
Speaker 1: same way you're going through that but going through you
Speaker 1: get one wrong. I get it this guy and another
Speaker 1: thing Delta Airlines. By the way, when I when I
Speaker 1: posted the picture that we were stuck on the tarmac,
Speaker 1: I got a lot of people saying, Brody's gonna over
Speaker 1: the plane. Wait, wait, a second Delta flight. Why do
Speaker 1: they have sonships and there's no bis cough. Well the
Speaker 1: bis cough cookies and a shout out to Delta because
Speaker 1: they actually went a step beyond and they have their
Speaker 1: logo emblazoned in the cookie, whereas United doesn't it just
Speaker 1: as bis Coff. So the Biscoff cookies were available in
Speaker 1: the flight. On the flight from Miami to Atlanta that
Speaker 1: I love, not Atlanta to New York. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: so I want to go. Really, we have so much
Speaker 1: to cover and we're still we're already here twenty two
Speaker 1: minutes and we haven't even barely scratched the surface. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I wanted to I wasn't gonna tell you about the flight,
Speaker 1: but he brought New Year's I wanted to hear about
Speaker 1: it because you said, oh my god, you gotta hear this.
Speaker 1: So here we are, there's no free dessert. I looked
Speaker 1: at the rules of Delta Airlines. The flight wasn't delayed enough,
Speaker 1: But it is my question, scary, Why am I waiting
Speaker 1: for a co pilot to fly in from New York?
Speaker 1: Are you their Delta hub is in Atlanta, right? You
Speaker 1: don't have one guy who could be cold pilot in
Speaker 1: the in the area. One guy. We all wait three
Speaker 1: hours for guy to fly in. That doesn't sound right
Speaker 1: to me. That doesn't sound that. That sounds a little
Speaker 1: Southwestern in to be you know what I mean. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I can't get any money back. No. Um, something I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring up to you and I wanted your
Speaker 1: opinion on it because I think I think this this
Speaker 1: girl got shafted. Um. Was a couple of weeks before
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve, the New York City Subway reached it's
Speaker 1: one billionth rider for the year. Do you see the
Speaker 1: news coverage? I don't know. I did not because I
Speaker 1: was on on a cruise ship on a plane. Apparently
Speaker 1: it's a thing, the one billionth rider, and they somehow
Speaker 1: knew where she was. Forget about trying to figure out
Speaker 1: which finished. The people that jumped the turnstyle and didn't
Speaker 1: pay You know, those people are not counted. They said
Speaker 1: it's only fair payers. She was the one billion fair
Speaker 1: paying subway rider for and they had their whole mt A,
Speaker 1: which is the the local New York Subway Transit authority,
Speaker 1: they had them. They're hanging out like ready to go
Speaker 1: at this one station where it was forget about the
Speaker 1: fact that they're simultaneously hundreds of people are entering all
Speaker 1: across the five borrows at the same time, different stations. Whatever.
Speaker 1: They chose this station. This woman, she's the one billionth rider,
Speaker 1: and there's news cameras and it was covered on every station.
Speaker 1: What do you think that garners as a prize, as
Speaker 1: a winner, as a one billion person? Congratulations? They stopped
Speaker 1: her hanging out like right right? What? What? What? What
Speaker 1: do you think that gets? Well, first of all, how
Speaker 1: do you know that someone wasn't swiping the cart at
Speaker 1: one of the other two hundred train stations. I just
Speaker 1: said that we don't. Yeah, I'm saying that's bullshitt. Of
Speaker 1: course is bullshit. But the point is they want to
Speaker 1: making this is a landmark. I would give her on
Speaker 1: one year pass to ride the train. It's afraid you would, right,
Speaker 1: I give us something? Yeah, right, you congratulations congratulations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: add with all those cameras on it, and you're making
Speaker 1: it in public a pr moment, A publications do something
Speaker 1: to do something fucking crazy, like a train they trained,
Speaker 1: they stopped her and they're like, hey, congratulations, you're the
Speaker 1: one billion person. You would chose one in a billion
Speaker 1: rider to the to the subway. Here's a hundred dollar
Speaker 1: cash gift card at a visit, a free visit to
Speaker 1: the Subway Museum in New York. Cheap. Motherfucker's you understand
Speaker 1: how embarrassing that is. You're the doll You've raked. Hundred
Speaker 1: dollars is nice. I'm not gonna put a hundred bucks
Speaker 1: in the grand scheme if you handed me a hundred dollars. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's one thing. That's a lot of money for some people,
Speaker 1: for a lot of people. However, that as a prize
Speaker 1: when all eyes are on you and there's cameras, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna write a press release about it tomorrow morning,
Speaker 1: and you want the whole point of celebrating this moment
Speaker 1: is to show a billion riders and get some love
Speaker 1: for them while you're at it. They couldn't get a
Speaker 1: better fucking prize. You want to a hundred dollars. Give this,
Speaker 1: Give her fucking ten thousand dollars. Give her something five thousand,
Speaker 1: even a thousand. Give her a pass, a subway pass.
Speaker 1: You know what to ride the subway? Do you know
Speaker 1: how much it is to ride the subway without any discounts?
Speaker 1: Like straight up one ride? How much does it cost them?
Speaker 1: Know how much does it cost us? Dumb dumb to
Speaker 1: right to seventy five? You couldn't give a two seventy
Speaker 1: five dollars like even that, Like, hey, you know what
Speaker 1: we're gonna give you, even if you said, look, you
Speaker 1: get free subway rides for life. It costs them zero
Speaker 1: cost them to not get our money. It's for a year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: rides for a year is with a Metro card. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what she's paying twenty bucks a week,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So, yeah, bitch got nothing unus.
Speaker 1: I feel so horrible for her, and she give you
Speaker 1: give her, you give her a year's worth. She's saving
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. You don't have to give her a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, so you're not making a thousand dollars, But
Speaker 1: so give her a year's work. Give her something rides.
Speaker 1: Shame they have monthly passes. She could they could have
Speaker 1: given a twelve monthly passes. Here you go have a ball.
Speaker 1: So no, that's that's terrible. It was I couldn't been.
Speaker 1: And it was also covered by by every TV station
Speaker 1: and news like like like radio like people knew this
Speaker 1: was gonna be like an event deal. So it's embarrassing
Speaker 1: to the m t A that that's all you're gonna
Speaker 1: give her, Like at least have a big price to
Speaker 1: just show the TV cameras and everyone, Hey, look at this,
Speaker 1: we give away five thousand dollars today, you know. But
Speaker 1: that did nothing for my love, you know, it didn't
Speaker 1: make me feel any more positive about the subway. That's
Speaker 1: a failed opportunity missed anyway, alright, opportunity missed. Um. I
Speaker 1: do have one more a plane thing. I forgot you're
Speaker 1: going on planes, and I got one more thing because
Speaker 1: I go to pick with some former I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: former friends of ours because I don't know if their
Speaker 1: current status friends. But one last thing. When I sat
Speaker 1: in the middle seat, which I never do because you know,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't love flying, so my wife always
Speaker 1: lets me sit by the window. But I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, we're taking two planes. I'll sit in
Speaker 1: the middle for the first one and you'll sit in
Speaker 1: the middle on the second ones. So you're like, all right,
Speaker 1: no peal problem. Fine, which, as it turned out, she
Speaker 1: didn't sit in the middle because she's she switched seats
Speaker 1: at the last second. But I'm sitting in the middle
Speaker 1: seat and the whole flight, I'm going this is not
Speaker 1: a big deal. I don't know what you're upset about.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting next to you. I look out the window.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I really didn't care about the middle seat.
Speaker 1: I really didn't. To my left is a woman who
Speaker 1: isn't one of my family. Strange, stranger, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: stranger and then or actually, excuse me, stranger on my line,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know. It made me think of a
Speaker 1: couple of things. Made me think of a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Two things made me think of. Your theory of hot
Speaker 1: girl P. Your theory of hot girl P is it
Speaker 1: if a hot girl Pi's in a pool, you don't care.
Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yeah? I think it needs more context
Speaker 1: than that. Though. Don't just leave that, Okay, you you
Speaker 1: tossed on on you have a theory, if a hot
Speaker 1: girl pie's in the pool, it's not as bad as
Speaker 1: if an ugly person. People not just hot right like
Speaker 1: an ugly person, or it's awful, but that's your theory.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, if it's a hot girl, you don't care,
Speaker 1: but if it's some like holy kid, you don't want
Speaker 1: to paint in the pool, something like some nasty asked toddler,
Speaker 1: No get away from me like that. So so if
Speaker 1: they have come up with two situations that that reminded
Speaker 1: me of that, I think maybe you're right. Girl. The
Speaker 1: So the woman next to me was in her sixties,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't say she was attractive and certainly not
Speaker 1: a hot girl. All right, So at some point you
Speaker 1: ever seen a Saint Bernade of course, when they're all
Speaker 1: wet and shake off sneeze and they slobb her, you know,
Speaker 1: covid aside, this woman next to me, out of nowhere
Speaker 1: goes doesn't cover her face and my left arm gets
Speaker 1: sneeze on it, and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was like, excuse me, I'm so sorry like it
Speaker 1: because it came out of nowhere. So now I have
Speaker 1: to like wipe my arm off and not touch it
Speaker 1: because I don't know if she's sick or not whatever.
Speaker 1: But then I thought of you immediately, and I thought,
Speaker 1: if she was hot, it doesn't seem like it would
Speaker 1: be as bad, you know what I mean? Am I wrong? No? No,
Speaker 1: you're not wrong. You're not wrong at all. Anyway, if
Speaker 1: she was hot, I think that you tolerated, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: even think twice about it. Just like so I have
Speaker 1: to say hot girl sneeze and hot cirl p. I
Speaker 1: understand the hot culpas and hot girl sneeze, ugly woman sneeze,
Speaker 1: gross grandma's sneeze. I got grandma's sneeze is where I got?
Speaker 1: I got grandma mucus? Hot girl body fluids sounds better,
Speaker 1: doesn't it does? Hey? By the way, I want to
Speaker 1: give you props. Okay, well, thank you so much. You
Speaker 1: finally you're seeing the light. They're seeing my side of
Speaker 1: hash hashtag. Um. We gotta get you a new microphone
Speaker 1: for three and we have to have a ceremonial me
Speaker 1: smashing that with a fucking mallet. I'm telling you your
Speaker 1: microphone is absolutely shite. I'll lower the gain again. It's
Speaker 1: not the microphone, it's me. I leaned him like, this
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything. It's you should have control over the
Speaker 1: gain of your goddamn mike cheap. Let me hear it. Hello,
Speaker 1: keep going, talk Hello, talking full volume. Fine, I've used
Speaker 1: this microphone for somebody. Just somebody just ripped you off. No,
Speaker 1: somebody call nine one one. Somebody just ripped you off.
Speaker 1: Cat scream screams, rip me off? Fuck them not you're
Speaker 1: still still loud. Okay, listen, missed the million dollar projects.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break here and then um oh
Speaker 1: we have sound and we gotta. We have a bone
Speaker 1: to pick with some people. Yes, well you do well,
Speaker 1: I think maybe you might as well. Well, we'll be
Speaker 1: just it. We'll talk about it. I gotta say. All
Speaker 1: these years we've been friends with Carla Marie and Anthony
Speaker 1: used to be on our Big show, moved to Seattle,
Speaker 1: became a hot couple in Seattle in the Northwest. They're
Speaker 1: now dating each other to living with each other. They
Speaker 1: got a morning show on twitch YEP, they got their
Speaker 1: own podcast, their one morning show, also a pop morning show. Pocket.
Speaker 1: Carla Marie is now the official in house entertainment for
Speaker 1: the UH Seattle Cracking and the Seattle Seahawks. I think
Speaker 1: on camera in the stadium, in the stadium, what and
Speaker 1: she got yeah, and she got slimed. I know, I
Speaker 1: saw that like Nickelodeon this week. So she's doing things
Speaker 1: and and so is Anthony. We love them and they
Speaker 1: went less forever, Okay, and I and I talked to
Speaker 1: Anthony about two weeks ago and on about an interesting
Speaker 1: financial opportunity. We have, guys, a collab. You got a collab. Collab,
Speaker 1: you have a possible collab. I thought, I thought like
Speaker 1: endeared me to them. Apparently not. Well, they were in
Speaker 1: town in on the East Coast for the holidays, and
Speaker 1: every time they come to the East Coast, I always
Speaker 1: try and they always try to get together. Let's do
Speaker 1: some dinner with well with me again. This is where
Speaker 1: we may go our separate ways on this road, because
Speaker 1: I don't think that you traditionally hang out with them
Speaker 1: and go to dinner and go to the Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so basically, you know, when they come in, they always
Speaker 1: we always do something organized. Yeah. I always see pictures
Speaker 1: of you and everyone else I know going out to dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you may be excluded from this, but maybe not really.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe your question should be why are
Speaker 1: you not part of this to begin with? But but
Speaker 1: I am normally part of this situation. Yes, you're in
Speaker 1: a circle. So when they come to town, that who
Speaker 1: they called the party boy scary, well this year they
Speaker 1: were we were making I'm trying to look for the
Speaker 1: actual text messages that were proof. I think it was
Speaker 1: Anthony I was texting. But but okay, whatever it was,
Speaker 1: I made some plans over text. Hey, what's going on
Speaker 1: when you guys gonna be in? Should we hang out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do something alright, awesome, all right, let's see what happens.
Speaker 1: Let's see how we can get this done. We goes
Speaker 1: by time, goes by, Christmas Eve, happens, I get it
Speaker 1: with your family Christmas Day. Now, the whole vacation comes
Speaker 1: and goes. I didn't get a phone call from them,
Speaker 1: Oh no, none. And then here we are returned to
Speaker 1: uh the new year, and we were um on the
Speaker 1: Big show this morning as a matter of fact, and
Speaker 1: uh Sam producer Sam Well, it does her around the
Speaker 1: room and she starts talking about how grateful she is
Speaker 1: for all of her friends in her life and how
Speaker 1: cool it is where they could pick up what they
Speaker 1: left off, and she starts naming names. Just so me
Speaker 1: and Carl Marie and Anthony and producer baby Jake and
Speaker 1: you know Ricky uh from you know they had the
Speaker 1: twenty something's podcast. It sounds like you're going down the
Speaker 1: list of people, have more people, You're fired pretty much everybody.
Speaker 1: They're like, we had people wouldn't know each other or
Speaker 1: if that wasn't for me, but go on, we had
Speaker 1: a great dinner together on Christmas the day after Christmas
Speaker 1: on so I'm like, I yell out into the room, sick,
Speaker 1: invite there, Sam, And then they continued, are you saying
Speaker 1: are you saying you got brodied? They never fucking invited me.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I got roded. And not only
Speaker 1: did Carla Marie and Anthony Brody me, but Producer Jake, Ricky,
Speaker 1: your Ritza, Sam, who I work with and who I
Speaker 1: drive to work, drive to and fro and work every day.
Speaker 1: Nobody thought to text me now down now that the
Speaker 1: past in the buck. Now they're saying, oh well, scary um.
Speaker 1: And Sam was like, yeah, it wasn't my thing. This
Speaker 1: was Carla, Marie and Anthony's thing. And they did the invite,
Speaker 1: they did the organization on it. I'm like you, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking I'm pissed. I got something the thirty something thirty
Speaker 1: something they millennialed me because I'm a gen gen xtra.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. We've been we've all been friends all
Speaker 1: this time. Yeah, but maybe they've maybe that in the
Speaker 1: new year, they decided the resolution is going to be
Speaker 1: to like keep it to thirty and And I've never
Speaker 1: excluded them from you, haven't never. I've always been there
Speaker 1: for every single one of them, but inviting me so
Speaker 1: at least change their guesses. So I feel like I
Speaker 1: want to confront them. If you get Brodi or Brooklyn Boyd,
Speaker 1: I guess I got Brooklyn Boyd because they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he hangs out with Brody, he's out. Is that what happened? No?
Speaker 1: Normally no, because we always hang out without you. So yeah,
Speaker 1: but I feel like I want to call Carl Marie
Speaker 1: right now and Anthony. I don't know if they're doing
Speaker 1: their podcast or what they're doing, but feel we should
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this. But is is Sam
Speaker 1: off the Hook? Is producer Jake off the Hook? I
Speaker 1: feel like Jake is nothing like one of them should
Speaker 1: have been, like, oh, I noticed scary anybody, right, But
Speaker 1: I feel like it has to start with carl and
Speaker 1: Anthony because could wait a minute. These people live in
Speaker 1: your neighborhood, so I would have been like, yes, how
Speaker 1: are you getting there? They live five minutes from me
Speaker 1: when they're and do you think they'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you didn't want to Sharon Uber, Oh, I'm calling them,
Speaker 1: calling deliberal. I would get Sam, I get everybody, but
Speaker 1: call colamur and Anthony first. I'm calling Carlin Murie all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: hey Carlin Murie. Hey, oh, apparently not calling Marie. She's
Speaker 1: way she's asleep. It's scary and Birdie, Birdie and scary
Speaker 1: the Book and Boys podcast. How you doing? You're on
Speaker 1: the air, don't curse? So sorry to bother you. So
Speaker 1: you're not to bother you, calinmar He's fucking pissed. I
Speaker 1: don't get it. I just don't understand it. Calinary understand
Speaker 1: what well? Where are you right now? You are you
Speaker 1: in Seattle? Or you are are you in the East Coast?
Speaker 1: I'm in Seattle, in Seattle right right right? What you
Speaker 1: were you were for one? How long were you in
Speaker 1: New Jersey for? In? Thirteen days? Day days? Wow? I
Speaker 1: was speaking to Anthony, and I thought we were all
Speaker 1: going to get together and have dinner, and we were
Speaker 1: trying to get something going right, like we always do.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say always, but I did text you. We
Speaker 1: were in Miami, right right, right, right right before Christmas?
Speaker 1: Right right? Yeah? Well, Scary, what were you saying about
Speaker 1: Sam's around the room? Oh yeah, Sam was talking about
Speaker 1: what a great time she had at dinner with you
Speaker 1: and Anthony and Jake and Ricky and everybody. Jake wasn't
Speaker 1: there or whoever on December, which was that's the day
Speaker 1: after Christmas, Sunday. It was a Monday, And actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: what did I do the day after Christmas? Let me think? Okay,
Speaker 1: I was home and I didn't get out of bed
Speaker 1: because nobody was doing anything because I pointed out, as
Speaker 1: I pointed out, they got brodyed. So to be fair,
Speaker 1: I will find the screenshot. I sent a text that
Speaker 1: was like, hey, did anyone tell Scary Josh or Andy?
Speaker 1: And I don't think anyone responded. That's even worse. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, why did you just to cod Scary
Speaker 1: Josh and Andy on the text message? Well, because originally
Speaker 1: it was me, Sam, your itza Jake and Ricky. Okay,
Speaker 1: fun bunch. I wonder what they don't have in common.
Speaker 1: I don't know you hired them all. Oh, I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna say that what was true? I did, but I
Speaker 1: was gonna say it all sounds young and fun. What No,
Speaker 1: you're all young and fun. Be team, Be team you guys,
Speaker 1: most of you have had your own morning shows, and
Speaker 1: neither one of us as well. We were we were
Speaker 1: at the V team when we were at the show
Speaker 1: call and Anthony had a morning show, Ricky's on the
Speaker 1: morning show. You guys are doing better than we actually, Ricky.
Speaker 1: Ricky is telling me, oh, dude, you don't. You don't
Speaker 1: hit me up when you were in Nashville, you know,
Speaker 1: like like so, I guess this show was on the
Speaker 1: other foot. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy to me that
Speaker 1: that maybe that I would be excluded from a mix
Speaker 1: of people who hung out with a second, I've hung
Speaker 1: out with these people, all of them, because they know
Speaker 1: I go drinking. I'm always out. You know, I'm the
Speaker 1: guy that I live alone. When the mayor of home
Speaker 1: going out to eat and hanging out, recommending new places,
Speaker 1: setting things up for people's parties, and introducing, making introductions
Speaker 1: on bar owners and with you know me, that's me
Speaker 1: and Marie. What I what I said was based on
Speaker 1: the sound of the the attending guest list. I said
Speaker 1: that he got brooke one boyd and he's guilty by
Speaker 1: association with me, or he got thirty something out. I
Speaker 1: feel like you guys wanted to keep it young and fun.
Speaker 1: That was probably it. It was more like people just
Speaker 1: like going out. I don't I don't know that anyone
Speaker 1: was like, don't invite scary. No, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1: But this is this is a new revelation, a new
Speaker 1: wrinkle to the story. But Seinfeld when it was on
Speaker 1: is out. Yeah, it's sure. I did not watch Timefeld on.
Speaker 1: I don't really watch it now. But and this isn't
Speaker 1: that I'm just saying this, maybe because I didn't ask
Speaker 1: this at all, But maybe Sam was like, I'm on
Speaker 1: vacation and don't want to hang out with people that
Speaker 1: I actually worked with. Well, she'd have to suck it
Speaker 1: up for one for like four hours right after Sam
Speaker 1: only wanted to work with people she no longer works
Speaker 1: with him. No, no, I don't think that's the case.
Speaker 1: Though Sam and I hang out also after the show.
Speaker 1: This is not true. So so there's what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is all right, So where was my in fight? I
Speaker 1: don't know, I I honestly don't. We all made plans
Speaker 1: to meet up in like our group chat. I feel
Speaker 1: like I've been like, like ignored, like I like, I
Speaker 1: feel like that that friend that nobody wanted to hang
Speaker 1: out with. Purpose. No, you got being dramatic. I'm not
Speaker 1: being dramatic, but like, but you it sounds like it
Speaker 1: sounds like you're doing a text message out thereholic. Can
Speaker 1: I interrupt here for a second. In call A Marie's defense,
Speaker 1: call A Marie is the visiting entity. She's coming into
Speaker 1: town and she's like, Hey, who's getting together? Like, who's
Speaker 1: who's coming? Right? I sent out the text She sent
Speaker 1: the text message out, Hey do you guys you know,
Speaker 1: hook up with everybody else? I'm blaming Sam. Here's why
Speaker 1: I'm blaming Sam. Number one Sam c scary every day.
Speaker 1: She could have said, Hey, we're going out, but she didn't.
Speaker 1: Number two Sam lives in the same general area as
Speaker 1: Josh and Andrew and Scary and basic area, at least
Speaker 1: they used to. You'd think Sam would have said Hey,
Speaker 1: let's catch anuber together or what time you Well, I
Speaker 1: think maybe he wasn't going. Yeah, I think Josh and
Speaker 1: Andy were maybe maybe asked and couldn't That's that is
Speaker 1: exactly what happened. And he was Andrew nothing and Andy
Speaker 1: was out of town thirty something's doing nothing. Josh couldn't
Speaker 1: make Yes, they were, they were asked. But but you
Speaker 1: you clearly said there, even though you didn't text me,
Speaker 1: you were Anthony, even though you were Anthony, didn't text
Speaker 1: me yourselves, you did say something that a text was
Speaker 1: sent to the group. Hey, did anyone mentioned? Nobody responds, well,
Speaker 1: they must have, you know, Josh and Andrew, we got
Speaker 1: gotten invited, but nobody, nobody texted me, None of those
Speaker 1: other people. You know, Danielle. I didn't see Danielle when
Speaker 1: I was back either. Yeah, but Danielle is not part
Speaker 1: of the fun. She's she Danielle is a mom with
Speaker 1: her family. They're traveling the world. Danielle five minutes away. No. No,
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is wait a second, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with Danielle not being there because she's married
Speaker 1: with kids. But now if you're saying she should be there,
Speaker 1: what the fuck now? You took out. My way sometimes goes, well,
Speaker 1: we didn't invite you, Brodie, because you know, you have
Speaker 1: a family and you spend time with your family away. Now, Daniel,
Speaker 1: that's that's a bullshit excuse here. So it's only fathers
Speaker 1: that are out, not mother's Okay, I got it. Also
Speaker 1: Brodie's children. He doesn't have to babysit then, right, which
Speaker 1: means I couldn't go out. I'm trying to cut her
Speaker 1: for you all this time, and you you're just blowing
Speaker 1: up your own spots. Sonute, hold on, Calmary, hold on,
Speaker 1: Calmari is gonna go? I sent the text out that
Speaker 1: said did anyone send the text out asking if Brodie
Speaker 1: was on the text? It was a text about a
Speaker 1: text about a text? Right, there was no text. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I'm not upset, Calmary, because, like I said, I'm used
Speaker 1: in stage one. This is stage one. I'm already in
Speaker 1: stage four. Stage four is when like people invite people
Speaker 1: to go to lunch right in front of you, And
Speaker 1: that happened all the time at the morning that yeah,
Speaker 1: people go, hey, we're all going out to and Nate
Speaker 1: you want to go scare You're going Yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to come Gundy. Yeah, and I go that stage Scar
Speaker 1: only one where he got left out of the fun bunch.
Speaker 1: He can't deal with it. I'm casual now, you know
Speaker 1: I haven't purposely left out. I'll be honest. I think
Speaker 1: it was just like all right. But yeah, but the
Speaker 1: young group of people that hang out young young I
Speaker 1: called it, wow, aged out younger, aged out younger. You're
Speaker 1: not much younger than me. I have news for all
Speaker 1: of you, but I know how old Calm is. She's
Speaker 1: much fifteen years younger than right. But when at this
Speaker 1: stage of the game, when we're as old as we all,
Speaker 1: we're all as old as we all are, it doesn't
Speaker 1: really make a difference anymore. It's not like it's not no,
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm seven years old. That's not like
Speaker 1: I'm five and she's ten. Then we're much older. Were
Speaker 1: much data. This is awful, this isn't. But what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is I feel I feel I feel a little slighted.
Speaker 1: No scary, you won't remember soon anyway. I I feel
Speaker 1: like someone should have said something now I didn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: you gratuitously mentioned me something, you gratuitously mentioned me in
Speaker 1: a text as an afterthought, but nobody didn't pick up
Speaker 1: the ball, and nobody texted me and I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know, why's scary because they were going out late.
Speaker 1: They knew what your age. You wanted to have the
Speaker 1: early Bird special around four thirty. Okay, I just found
Speaker 1: the text. I said, did anyone ask Andy or Josh
Speaker 1: are scary? And Ricky said no, Oh, Ricky's cool with it. Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Yeah, and Sam said, I asked Josh this morning,
Speaker 1: but he can't. And that was where the conversation. I
Speaker 1: think it's Sam asked Josh just down but no, Andrew
Speaker 1: was definitely asked, but he wasn't around. This is absolutely
Speaker 1: did you ask you us? Did you ask Josh? Andy
Speaker 1: and scary? And her was sponts was? I asked Josh?
Speaker 1: That's all you need to know. Sam. You know, but
Speaker 1: you all have cell phones. So does Anthony, your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: By the way, he could have called, You could have
Speaker 1: texted where? Where Where was that? Where was the out?
Speaker 1: If you thought about it, you didn't follow through with it,
Speaker 1: so you didn't care enough? Is it? In fact? Neither
Speaker 1: did Ricky for that matter. But the more the merrier.
Speaker 1: But I'm not calling him. That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Wow, this is this is I gotta say.
Speaker 1: I gotta all I know is the next time I'm home,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll give you a call. Pity call. Call him
Speaker 1: where you don't know anything, you owe him nothing. I
Speaker 1: gotta rethink my friendship. I gotta rethink my friendship with
Speaker 1: these people. If you don't him, you don't have to
Speaker 1: tell him. There that's the rules. The second I call you,
Speaker 1: you know you'll go. I don't know how. Oh she
Speaker 1: just threw you down? Come crawling back. Listen. Sometimes people
Speaker 1: are in the mood for twelve appetizers, and sometimes they aren't. Scary.
Speaker 1: That's just the way life goes. Wow, I know a
Speaker 1: lot more. I'm a lot more educated and informed now
Speaker 1: than I will you. You've lived a long life, scary.
Speaker 1: I know that. That that the person I drive to
Speaker 1: work every morning to and from the radio station, who
Speaker 1: we share a lot of car time with and we
Speaker 1: have every opportunity to talk about everything. UM, maybe betraying me.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should call Tom next, not for this podcast.
Speaker 1: I think I think we've exhausted this one. But okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I still love you. Um, both if I'm
Speaker 1: in Seattle, I may or may not call you. We'll see.
Speaker 1: By the way, when I was in Seattle. When I
Speaker 1: was in Seattle, I called them. I met up with
Speaker 1: calling Marie and Anthony because that's what you do. I
Speaker 1: do that all right fully. You can't even compare that. Scary. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I'm okay. I got things to do. What do you
Speaker 1: gotta do? What's next? What do I do? Ing? Sam's
Speaker 1: flying out, They're gonna hang out and let her talk.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Orange Theory and I am filming a
Speaker 1: video there today. Very oh, very nice, very nice. You
Speaker 1: want to plug anything while you're here, Sure you can
Speaker 1: listen to the Morning Show podcast after the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Of course, Um, Anthony and I do a podcast that's
Speaker 1: live every day by the time everyone is awake. It's
Speaker 1: quick twenty minutes and uh everything you need to start
Speaker 1: your day. And then you can also watch us live
Speaker 1: on Twitch, the Carline Anthony Show. There you go. See.
Speaker 1: I still gave you your love. I still gave you
Speaker 1: your plug. We love that because I'm not an evil person.
Speaker 1: You just didn't come to dinner one time in my
Speaker 1: whole life. The plug was so he'll he'll invite him
Speaker 1: next time. I'll see about that. You and I have
Speaker 1: a bone to pick with Sam. All right, thank you Carlin, Mary.
Speaker 1: That's what I needed to know. Okay, what not called Sam? Now?
Speaker 1: Are we? I think it's no, it's gonna go Sam.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what Sam. Wow. Yeah, And she'll have
Speaker 1: something to say about Yeah, she'll have something to say
Speaker 1: about it too. She will. She will defend herself till
Speaker 1: the day. I gotta say. I'm I'm I'm a little
Speaker 1: I'm a little miffed, I'm a little upset, a little bit,
Speaker 1: just a little bit. Yeah, a little love was lost
Speaker 1: today here on the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Just a little
Speaker 1: bit for people that I guess I'm not as close
Speaker 1: to the way to set to Sam. You get two
Speaker 1: sides with that? Would you like baked potatoes and broccoli?
Speaker 1: And she said, I love the broccoli. She passed up
Speaker 1: the free baked potatoes. You were the free baked potatoes?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? You want to reach out to Josh and
Speaker 1: uh Andy and Scary Yeah yeah. And then I got
Speaker 1: Josh take care of Josh. Yeah, we'd love him to come.
Speaker 1: He's fun. Thanks. Yeah, you heard called Wow? That was
Speaker 1: that was powerful Holpe. It was entertaining, but it was
Speaker 1: certainly Uh. It says a lot, says a lot, a lot. Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna save some of my cruise
Speaker 1: stuff for next week. But I wanted to tell you
Speaker 1: about a podcast I listened to. I thought, maybe you're
Speaker 1: gonna give me another airplane story. Oh would you like that?
Speaker 1: Your pricked No when the people don't invite you to dinner.
Speaker 1: Now I know why Josh would never do that to me.
Speaker 1: I'm ahead. So I was sitting out on the old
Speaker 1: chaise lounge. I have to chase lounge stories or chase
Speaker 1: is chase chaise although as they said, white low its
Speaker 1: Chinese a um. So I was. My wife and I
Speaker 1: were on the old chaise lounges, the chase, the lounge chairs,
Speaker 1: whatever you call it. And I told my wife about
Speaker 1: your scheme, your scam, your scam, bony scam, invent scamboni. Well, uh,
Speaker 1: I get the music for it. You know you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't get uh if you don't get up early in,
Speaker 1: if you don't get a chair. So luckily my wife
Speaker 1: and I paid atle extra and we were in the
Speaker 1: private area right it's exclusive so there's always chairs. But
Speaker 1: you I told my wife about your scheme. You sometimes
Speaker 1: bribe the hotel staff so that when you wake up
Speaker 1: in the morning, they've already saved chairs for you. Correct,
Speaker 1: don't you have sam the scam. The scam is, it's
Speaker 1: not a scam. It's just being proactive. You wake up
Speaker 1: at six seven in the morning, you get up, you go,
Speaker 1: you take some like an extra shirt that you're not
Speaker 1: gonna use or care about if it gets stolen, some
Speaker 1: you know, a sunglass case, maybe a magazine that you'll
Speaker 1: never read, and you just go down and get your
Speaker 1: get your lounge chairs. Uh, and then you put this,
Speaker 1: you know, put the stuff on it, an extra towel,
Speaker 1: Wrinkle the towel a little bit, make it look like
Speaker 1: you just came out of the pool and went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Make it look like the chair has been
Speaker 1: used and sad and even an empty coffee couple do like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you even ordered food here, and so
Speaker 1: like reminiscent of stuff. And then you have your belongings
Speaker 1: there too, belongings of things and stuff that doesn't matter
Speaker 1: to you if it gets stolen or whatever. But then
Speaker 1: and then you leave, and then you go back to bed,
Speaker 1: and then around eleven o'clock you wake up, and then
Speaker 1: then you got your chair while everybody else, you know,
Speaker 1: the whole pool is full and there's nowhere to be,
Speaker 1: nowhere to sit, but but you have you have your
Speaker 1: chairs because you got up. Yeah, right, So so how
Speaker 1: does this? So we're sitting out right and this woman
Speaker 1: is sitting by herself to my right, a couple of
Speaker 1: chairs away, but there's no one between us and my
Speaker 1: wife saw my left whatever and wait, wait, will listen.
Speaker 1: We have headphones with us, what use the music? But
Speaker 1: we're talking at the moment and another woman, So this
Speaker 1: woman is sitting there, scary. We must have been there
Speaker 1: about an hour. Another woman comes over comes into the
Speaker 1: area to see her. She's she's, oh, how's it going,
Speaker 1: how's your day going? Whatever? They obviously had like separate
Speaker 1: cabins and they met there. So the first woman says, oh,
Speaker 1: I literally just had lunch. Scary, she didn't literally just
Speaker 1: have lunch. And she's sitting there hour. She's lying to
Speaker 1: her friend and she's over using the word literally. She
Speaker 1: did not literally just have lunch. She's been sitting there
Speaker 1: for at least a fucking hour of so that's for us.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, I don't like this woman.
Speaker 1: So I turned to my wife and I got I
Speaker 1: don't like this woman. She's fucking lying like, oh, I
Speaker 1: couldn't eat another but I literally just ate literally literally
Speaker 1: literally literally just literally Okay. So then they're having a
Speaker 1: conversation about how they spent their day and and so
Speaker 1: far the second or third day in the cruise, and
Speaker 1: the woman, the annoying woman who just locked scary, starts saying, oh,
Speaker 1: I sat out on the patio. I had a glass
Speaker 1: of wine and I want fucking patio. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? It's a balcony. And so the other woman goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I spent time on my balcony this afternoon too, almost
Speaker 1: like correcting car to say balcony, right, So thee goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could. I gotta tell you, I couldn't have a
Speaker 1: room without about without a patio. I just I just
Speaker 1: I'm so enjoying to have to go out down the patio.
Speaker 1: She kept saying patio. Now, it's a fucking balcony. First
Speaker 1: of all, her friend was like her friend deliberately kept
Speaker 1: saying balcony, but didn't want to correct her it's not
Speaker 1: a patio. Okay, okay. Second of all, when you book
Speaker 1: a cruise, you have to click on balcony. You have
Speaker 1: to ask for this, the stuff that keeps you up
Speaker 1: at night. Still, yes, yes, it's not a bos who
Speaker 1: cares what they call it? It's you'll pay the same
Speaker 1: price for it. But I know it's incorrect, but you can't.
Speaker 1: You just can't preside over people walking around all day
Speaker 1: and correcting them. Do you feel like you did? You
Speaker 1: don't want to jump in, but but you let it
Speaker 1: infuriate you. You're on your your paradise vacation in the sun,
Speaker 1: in the beautiful weather, and this is what this is,
Speaker 1: blocking out, fuck it, chalking up to stupidity, ignorance, whatever,
Speaker 1: that's what I do. I'm a happier person for it. Really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't mean to like balcony, shoot all over this, but
Speaker 1: you know, I think, Okay, it is a patio a
Speaker 1: hundred feet in the air. It's a balcony. I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. But what I don't get is why
Speaker 1: you allow it to bother you so much? What happened
Speaker 1: to me? What happened to me? And we just talked
Speaker 1: about five, didn't bother me. That's different. Well, of course not,
Speaker 1: you asshole. It didn't happen to you. But but that
Speaker 1: was so that was something worth bringing here and and
Speaker 1: and calling taking the task the person who didn't do
Speaker 1: the invite. But you're you're literally you're listening to yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm literally literally just literally literally just eight and you
Speaker 1: literally are upset about speak. My point was I didn't
Speaker 1: want to hear her anymore. So I listened to I
Speaker 1: listened to a podcast. All right, somebody, somebody recommended a
Speaker 1: podcast in a tweet that I saw, and I recognize
Speaker 1: the one of the people in the podcast, right, I
Speaker 1: know who they are. So I was like, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: take a listen to the podcast. And it's a podcast
Speaker 1: with two guys from the New York area okay, not Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Two guys doing a podcast talking about every day ship.
Speaker 1: It sounded in theory a lot like this podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And people are making comments like, oh, the funniest podcast.
Speaker 1: I gotta have the you guys make me laugh. I'm
Speaker 1: so glad, And I'm like, oh, this podcast has good reviews.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. I gotta listen. I gotta tell you it's
Speaker 1: not funny. They told stories. They told interesting stories. Did
Speaker 1: one of them have an overmodulated microphone? Shut the funk up,
Speaker 1: your asshole. I'll push it all the way back. Is
Speaker 1: this better? No? Now it sounds like you're on speaker
Speaker 1: phone or something. You're in the back. I'll bring it closer.
Speaker 1: How's that it's now lower and closer? Is better the proper? Okay?
Speaker 1: That microphone is just you've outgrown it. Brodie, You're you're
Speaker 1: a bigger star than that. Uh not anymore, although I
Speaker 1: have to say shout out to Raoul and his wife.
Speaker 1: Raoul recognized me, and the buffet on the ship came
Speaker 1: over to me, big slice fan. We took pictures. Uh.
Speaker 1: He must have bumped into me seven or eight times.
Speaker 1: After a while, I was thinking Role and his wife
Speaker 1: were following us. They've on the elevator with us, and
Speaker 1: the food court on the islands. But no, it was
Speaker 1: just coincidence. So right, and pronounced his wife. Did he
Speaker 1: have a room with a patio? No? He no, you
Speaker 1: know what he had? He had a deck. He had
Speaker 1: a fucking deck with a grill. That's what he had.
Speaker 1: You know what you want? Well paid? Well, you know
Speaker 1: we all paid fresh ship. So I was thinking, if
Speaker 1: people think this other podcast is hilarious and they say
Speaker 1: it's hilarious and I'm listening to it, huh, well, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking that they love us. But I'm also thinking, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, are we not funny? Are people writing reviews
Speaker 1: that were funny and we're like boring like these people?
Speaker 1: I hope that's not the case. I wish this podcast well,
Speaker 1: I like I did to tell you a feeling we
Speaker 1: were inspiration for them. And I know I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: ever name the podcast, and don't try to guess it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna out in the other podcast. Did you
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast that I gave you over the holidays? Um,
Speaker 1: I don't remember it. But I'm not going to discuss
Speaker 1: anybody else's podcast because every time you do, we lose listeners.
Speaker 1: So we're doing it. Well, there's more competition out there.
Speaker 1: They're all listening to the sex podcast. Now. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: we gotta go, gotta go in the way of crime,
Speaker 1: crime crimes, where it's at true crime. Yeah. No, we
Speaker 1: have to rename our podcast how Brooklyn Boys stuff works,
Speaker 1: and then we'll go through the roof. Hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: I can't really do this any other time, because it's
Speaker 1: our first podcast of the year. I wanted to recap
Speaker 1: a couple of d m s and text messages I
Speaker 1: got around the Holida das around Christmas. Sure, and then
Speaker 1: we have some sound to play and we and then
Speaker 1: we have to end it with we these talkbacks because
Speaker 1: they they keep erasing them. I only have as far
Speaker 1: back as the Christmas Eve right now. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but unfortunately, Uh, that's the way the system is. So
Speaker 1: let's clear the queue on that. So so look, I
Speaker 1: am not offended when somebody wishing me a merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I should have a happy day. It's only
Speaker 1: good thoughts, I get it. So anyone who's wished me
Speaker 1: a merry Christmas is doesn't apply to you. I'm fine
Speaker 1: with it. And Happy Holidays was created so that if
Speaker 1: you don't know what somebody celebrates, you know, you say
Speaker 1: this way, you like, you cover all the bases. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you don't like Christmas. It's not a warm Christmas.
Speaker 1: It's just what people say, like, oh, I don't know
Speaker 1: you know your your target. The woman says, hey, happy
Speaker 1: Holidays because she doesn't know what you celebrate. That's fine.
Speaker 1: I was wished to merry Christmas. I got three things.
Speaker 1: I was wished to Merry Christmas from someone who knows
Speaker 1: I'm Jewish. And these are not listeners. These are personal
Speaker 1: friends of mine. They know I'm Jewish, wished me merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Okay, fine, it's a general if I may,
Speaker 1: that is a general general feeling of the of the season.
Speaker 1: It's like seasons, greetings, happy holidays. Except here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Not from a stranger. These are people that know me.
Speaker 1: And also Hannakah this year was the same time as Christmas.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, it depends on how well
Speaker 1: they If they know you, they shouldn't be saying Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: But if if they don't. Honest mistake people say if
Speaker 1: Hanka is the first week of December, because it moves
Speaker 1: around by the time you can wish me. I'm not offended.
Speaker 1: I just would like to happy Honakah from people who
Speaker 1: know me. That's not that is not a big ask, Okay.
Speaker 1: Somebody who knows I'm Jewish. Another a friend, a longtime
Speaker 1: friend who knows I'm Jewish. On Hanakah, I texted them
Speaker 1: and said Merry Christmas because they're not Jewish. They wrote back,
Speaker 1: happy Holidays. They they know I'm Jewish. So I wrote back,
Speaker 1: I said, why wouldn't you wish me happy Hanakah? I
Speaker 1: tend to do that. I tend to that. I tend
Speaker 1: to do that. Um, I say to people who I
Speaker 1: know are Jewish, I'll say happy Holidays, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to. I'm trying to understand and dissect in
Speaker 1: my own mind right now why I do that. So
Speaker 1: I asked this person, just curious, why didn't you right
Speaker 1: back happy Hanica. Yeah, it's not a it's not a
Speaker 1: hatred or as about hank. He brought back. I didn't
Speaker 1: know I could say that I'm not Jewish. What you
Speaker 1: know to be Jewish? You're not gonna be Jewish to
Speaker 1: say happy Honkah, just like I don't need to be
Speaker 1: Christian to wish someone a merry Christmas. So then okay.
Speaker 1: So the first one was a Christian wishing me a
Speaker 1: merry Christmas, who knew I was Jewish. The second one
Speaker 1: was a Christian wished me happy Holidays, knows I'm Jewish.
Speaker 1: Here's the one that got me. A Jewish person I
Speaker 1: know who knows I'm Jewish wished me a merry Christmas
Speaker 1: in a text message. They're Jewish. I'm Jewish, wished me
Speaker 1: a merry Christmas. Again. I'm not offended by merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: I think it's a wonderful time of year. It's a
Speaker 1: beautiful time. I was not to say and and because
Speaker 1: it's it's the it's the spirit of the season. Do
Speaker 1: you think that some people wrap that phrase up in
Speaker 1: spirit of the season and they just got merry Christmas
Speaker 1: and they're just like exploding Christmas everywhere Christmas whereas they're
Speaker 1: not trying. They're not talking about it in the in
Speaker 1: the biblical sense and the religious sense. And it's a
Speaker 1: beautiful day. You're celebrating the birth of Jesus. Whether I
Speaker 1: grew up believing or not, it's irrelevant. It's a nice day.
Speaker 1: Everyone's nice to each other, and they are great sales
Speaker 1: the next day. It's all good. I'm fine. I just
Speaker 1: found it odd that people who know I'm Jewish can't
Speaker 1: just say happy A little weird. You want to say
Speaker 1: happy Honnakah, merry Christmas. That's fine anyway, that's all. Also,
Speaker 1: Instagram can go funk itself. Why why you know when
Speaker 1: you search for gifts or like little um little uh
Speaker 1: pictures like icons. When you want to like put up
Speaker 1: an Instagram story, they're like, oh, we want to like
Speaker 1: you should shop at Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot
Speaker 1: com dot com right sale or buy now you know whatever.
Speaker 1: If you search for minorah, which is the symbolic UH
Speaker 1: eight candle holding UH symbol of Hanuka eight lights. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I searched for that, Oh, I know where you're
Speaker 1: going with this one. Number one I shouldn't have. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't put up a canara, which is for Kwanza with
Speaker 1: seven candles. That's what I was saying, which they did
Speaker 1: last year. The candle right. You should get that right.
Speaker 1: In respect to Jews and and people who celebrate Kuanza,
Speaker 1: you should get it right. Somebody on Instagram should know that. However,
Speaker 1: when you're Jewish, Hebrew has written right to left. Everybody
Speaker 1: knows that. You shouldn't know that hebrews written right to left.
Speaker 1: And when you light the candles on the manorah, they
Speaker 1: light right to left. First night is on the right,
Speaker 1: then the second night is the one next door, and
Speaker 1: you go right to left. Okay, if you're into business,
Speaker 1: you should know that the average person. You liveing in Alabama,
Speaker 1: you never met a Jew, that's fine, you don't know that.
Speaker 1: That's nothing nothing against Alabama. I'm just picking a random
Speaker 1: state not known for a large Jewish population. And you
Speaker 1: don't have to tweet me if you know a large Jew.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. However, Instagram put up animated Banora's okay, where
Speaker 1: they lit the first night, second night under the boom
Speaker 1: and they lit like you know, one through eight when
Speaker 1: they went left to right, they went left. Oh dude,
Speaker 1: I mean, show a little respect. Listen. If you're gonna
Speaker 1: tell me the Jews control the media, the media should
Speaker 1: get it right. You know what I'm saying this is
Speaker 1: like the people like people that hang Italian flags upside down.
Speaker 1: I have the same problem with them when they displayed red,
Speaker 1: white and green instead of green, white and red. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what kind of an Italian are you? Speaking of Italians?
Speaker 1: I was in Brooklyn yesterday. Can we take a break
Speaker 1: first and then we'll take that No, God damn it,
Speaker 1: I have a funeral home question when we come back. Okay, please,
Speaker 1: all right, take a breather, alright, yes, all right, take
Speaker 1: the microphone out of your mouth. Okay, Driving through Brooklyn, scary,
Speaker 1: our old area. I got pizza from LMB. I got
Speaker 1: a rice ball special from Joseph Avenue. You I was
Speaker 1: all over Brooklyn, so it doesn't I'm not gonna tell
Speaker 1: you where it was, but I was all over Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I was in seven or eight neighborhoods. Okay, I passed.
Speaker 1: You tell me if this is wrong. I passed a
Speaker 1: funeral home, a solemn, very Italian funeral home. It had
Speaker 1: Christmas lights all over it and a big sign that
Speaker 1: said Merry Christmas. That's tacky for a funeral home in
Speaker 1: my wrong, No, it's not. No, No, they should be
Speaker 1: festive with Christmas lights blinking. Yeah, because they're talking to
Speaker 1: the general public who may not have had someone pass away.
Speaker 1: I mean, if anyone who drives by gets the message,
Speaker 1: then mission accomplished. I don't see. I don't see an
Speaker 1: issue with that. What if somebody was they had their
Speaker 1: funeral that day, and you're you're you're like, well, it's
Speaker 1: not like they put a fucking wreath over the coffin,
Speaker 1: or they have snowman and sand laws lights up. No, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: it's not like this stuff going on inside the funeral home.
Speaker 1: But to put something on the outside as an acknowledgement
Speaker 1: of the season. Once again, I don't find it. Probably
Speaker 1: it's too happy. What it is? You have a funeral
Speaker 1: hobby for the people that are passing that that signed
Speaker 1: by What if they had like wacky way inflatable arms Santa?
Speaker 1: Would that be? Okay? That's where I draw the line. Okay,
Speaker 1: so listen, we have some talk packs. We'll get to
Speaker 1: the last. Let's get through this sound real quick. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a scam bony going on. There's a scam bony
Speaker 1: going on on television that if you don't pay attention,
Speaker 1: you don't think, you don't think, you don't notice it.
Speaker 1: But I've noticed. I only got two of them, but
Speaker 1: there's three or four infomercial commercials running. They're like two
Speaker 1: minute commercials. I edited them down where they keep well,
Speaker 1: I want you to play the first one. Would you
Speaker 1: please play the red one, red hose, whatever it is,
Speaker 1: red dog and listen to what is it? I got?
Speaker 1: Red Dog? Yeah, Red Dog. I want you to hear
Speaker 1: how they tell you why you should buy it. Play
Speaker 1: the clip and listen to the warning at you could
Speaker 1: stand over one dollars for a socket set, or you
Speaker 1: can get the incredible Red Dog for just But wait,
Speaker 1: there's breaking news. Red Dog maybe discontinued. Due to rising
Speaker 1: maybe and supply chain shortages. Red Dog is stopping manufacturing immediately.
Speaker 1: There's a strict limit of three per order while supplies last.
Speaker 1: Do You still have time to get your very own
Speaker 1: Red Dog, but you must act fast. Once the current
Speaker 1: inventory is gone, It's gone forever. Can I say something? Wait? Wait, okay,
Speaker 1: I just want to just get I saw this fucking
Speaker 1: same commercial three or four times, and every time I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there and I'm like, they're trying to put what
Speaker 1: over on us? But ahead, yes, okay, so you pulled
Speaker 1: this clip. Yeah. So Red Dog is a thing that
Speaker 1: holds all of your batteries of all sizes. And if
Speaker 1: you don't get I'm sure there's a hundred companies that
Speaker 1: make these, if you go on Amazon or wherever. But
Speaker 1: this company breaking news. We're not making anymore. A screwdriver.
Speaker 1: It's no, it's a it's a thing that whole I
Speaker 1: don't know it's your batteries, it doesn't it. Red Dog
Speaker 1: is a it's an actual screw driver that fits all
Speaker 1: the screwdrivers. Basically, it's like it it has like all
Speaker 1: these little uh little little many things in it, and
Speaker 1: then it fits the mold of what you're trying to
Speaker 1: screw or unscrew. It's it's basically a drill, like oh right,
Speaker 1: right right, it's the thing that doesn't require a head
Speaker 1: on it, right right, doesn't Yeah, it's that the push pins,
Speaker 1: the thing that holds all your tools to something else.
Speaker 1: Right now, people are screaming like about yeah, I got it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So not only not only do you have to get
Speaker 1: it right away because they're not making anymore oh my god,
Speaker 1: breaking news by the way, it's breaking news in a
Speaker 1: commercial they filmed, right, they knew in advance that they
Speaker 1: were gonna say that. Still breaking news. Okay, none of that.
Speaker 1: But you can only buy three you think they'd be
Speaker 1: if they were really going out of business? And a minute,
Speaker 1: I can only get three. I better get three now
Speaker 1: before they run out? Does this work on people? So
Speaker 1: I thought, well, that's weird. But then I heard then
Speaker 1: it was a commercial for a thing that bakes potatoes. Now,
Speaker 1: I want you to hear a couple of things. When
Speaker 1: it says patent pending, that means they don't have a patent.
Speaker 1: That means they applied for a patent and the government
Speaker 1: hasn't given them one yet. They may never get one.
Speaker 1: That's why it's pending. So it's not a big deal
Speaker 1: to say patent pending. I can put a patent on
Speaker 1: my butt and I'm not gonna get a patent on it.
Speaker 1: So here's the this plastic thing with a dome. Because
Speaker 1: another a problem they've solved. I didn't know it's a problem.
Speaker 1: It's a problem they've solved. And listened to the end
Speaker 1: of the commercial. This is a potato cooker. You got
Speaker 1: the potato and it comes out burned. And try microwave
Speaker 1: a potato by itself and he comes out lucy and dry.
Speaker 1: Mummy Can's patent pending down and the raised basse let's
Speaker 1: heat circulate for even cooking. But wait, there's breaking news.
Speaker 1: Yummy caned potatoes is being just continued due to rising
Speaker 1: costs and supply chain shortages. Yummy can is shutting down,
Speaker 1: so familiar manufacturing wait immediately immediately strict limited three Yummy
Speaker 1: Cans ber order while supplies last. You still have time
Speaker 1: to get your very young yemmy caned potatoes, but you
Speaker 1: must act fast. Once they're gone, They're gone. Forever. Yep,
Speaker 1: same exact playbook from that. You don't get a yummy
Speaker 1: can once they're gone, you will die not making a
Speaker 1: good potato. And it was almost felt like it was
Speaker 1: written by the same fucking people who wrote that other
Speaker 1: bad commercial. It was. It was They're gonna live there
Speaker 1: in a bunch of commercials, and and all it is
Speaker 1: is insert products here and then repeat the same script.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to bet that neither Red Dog nor Yummy
Speaker 1: can going out of business anytime soon. But remember, but
Speaker 1: Red Dog they go, we maybe we may be going.
Speaker 1: We may be shutting down one of the one of
Speaker 1: the mean, a couple of the laws of of marketing
Speaker 1: are a well, first of all, in the beginning you said,
Speaker 1: what kind of problem is that I never had that problem?
Speaker 1: It's created problem, create a problem, and then create the solution.
Speaker 1: So the problem there is with that inherently is the
Speaker 1: sometimes the problem is so outrageous and make a potato, right,
Speaker 1: it's so like or when again I've used this example before,
Speaker 1: as this suffer happened to you when you take out
Speaker 1: the muffins off out of the fucking the muffins come
Speaker 1: out of the oven and the person burns themselves and
Speaker 1: the muffins fall over the floor. That doesn't happen like
Speaker 1: that in real life. So they take it. They make
Speaker 1: it so insane over the top of a problem and
Speaker 1: then the solution. But the other thing at play here
Speaker 1: is the fact that they're creating an urgency, because so
Speaker 1: it's like, not only do you need this to say
Speaker 1: of this problem, but there's an urgency to get it
Speaker 1: now and not wait two weeks. And that's where the
Speaker 1: component of we're going out of business and see them again.
Speaker 1: If if so, here's my question, Well that's the who
Speaker 1: home shopping network. What happens with the home shopping Network
Speaker 1: West soon as that timer goes down and that's we're done,
Speaker 1: you'll never see and they go on to the next item.
Speaker 1: But meanwhile, I guarant fucking te you you call three
Speaker 1: four hours later, even three four days later and reference you.
Speaker 1: You referenced the product of what it was, and oh,
Speaker 1: miraculously then turned down the cash. You can still buy it.
Speaker 1: I bought, I brought a ring like four hours later
Speaker 1: that my wife wanted. I called back and I was there, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, of course, it's a gimmick. It's the urgency
Speaker 1: this clock is ticking down. You gotta do it now.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna buy three potato cookers? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: give it as a gift? Hey? Mary, I know you've
Speaker 1: been having a problem with your soft or burnt or
Speaker 1: mushy baked potatoes. So for Christmas or hanaka, I got
Speaker 1: you a potato don't maker? You know Mary's gonna say, oh,
Speaker 1: I got three myself. I had to they were running out,
Speaker 1: all right. You know I was gonna say real quick.
Speaker 1: Amazon is doing that now. If you haven't shop on Amazon,
Speaker 1: they do like, oh, it's on sale, and then when
Speaker 1: you look at it goes and a checkout. If you
Speaker 1: click this little button here, you get an additional five
Speaker 1: percent off. That research shows people like the extra five percent.
Speaker 1: But if they made the price five percent low, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't notice it, so they don't. It doesn't work as well,
Speaker 1: but they give you that extra Sunday. They get every
Speaker 1: marketing trick, every bony imaginable. All right, we got we
Speaker 1: gotta we gotta go quick man, New Year's Day, let's
Speaker 1: do death jokes. So this guy is making he's doing
Speaker 1: He did like seven stories. I edited it down. He
Speaker 1: does like six or seven music stories, and then it
Speaker 1: makes jokes about every one of them, like he's doing
Speaker 1: like story joke, story joke. Then like he segues and
Speaker 1: it's awkward, and then it's really uncomfortable, and then he
Speaker 1: admits that he has no talent, which I thought was
Speaker 1: sie and I left it in but listen to the
Speaker 1: guys the last joke he made band after the tragic
Speaker 1: passing of drummer Taylor Hawkins, maybe they can get that
Speaker 1: drummer from back and cut it off. Look. Food Fighters
Speaker 1: have announced that they will continue on as a band.
Speaker 1: After the tragic passing of drummer Taylor Hawkins. Maybe they
Speaker 1: can get that drummer from Nirvana the film He was
Speaker 1: pretty good and modest trummer Jeremiah Green has passed away
Speaker 1: unexpectually at age forty five from cancer. No snappy jokes
Speaker 1: or one liners. Year, just wanted to say thanks for
Speaker 1: the years of tunes and sent our condolences to the
Speaker 1: rest of the modest mouse and dream families. Um Jesse
Speaker 1: Lee And it's a new year, but the same meed
Speaker 1: of mediocre journalistic skills match that's on unparalleled level of
Speaker 1: limited broadcast ability, and there's still gonna be lots of
Speaker 1: dick jokes too, so he he's terrible, but he does
Speaker 1: joke choke choke, and then says, hey, monest Mouse drummer
Speaker 1: died of cancer. They're making no jokes. Why why do
Speaker 1: you say? Why would you? Yeah, why would you even
Speaker 1: say that? It's implied you're not gonna make a joke,
Speaker 1: you askehole. Hey he died of cancer. I'm not making
Speaker 1: any jokes. I just want to say thanks for the music.
Speaker 1: What a goofball? Like what why wouldn't you just say
Speaker 1: in a somber story. Yeah, you know what he's doing,
Speaker 1: like shotgun jokes. He's like, oh this with this band
Speaker 1: and that band and Foo fighters joke and hey man
Speaker 1: drumming from Modest Mouse died of cancer. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: make any jokes here, No, thank you, captain obvious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then he admitted that he has no abilities, So God, alright,
Speaker 1: but no abilities. K Katie Babs is back. Katie Babs,
Speaker 1: we're back. Oh let's see this. Ja go a new Years.
Speaker 1: Let go with New Year's Day, New Year's Day. Okay here,
Speaker 1: New Year's Day with Katie Babs. And you tell me
Speaker 1: if you've ever said this, I thought this, Yes, God,
Speaker 1: one thing, hold on, finish your sentence and you end.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault. Signing is so
Speaker 1: fucking off. On Christmas Day, it's Christmas Day? Right? And
Speaker 1: what is it at nine o'clock at night? It's still
Speaker 1: Christmas Day? Right? Okay? Play the clip. I gotta rewind it,
Speaker 1: hold on, rewind it like that, say im out of
Speaker 1: here on this New Year's Day octane or New Year's Night,
Speaker 1: depending on where you're listening from. It's still still New
Speaker 1: Year's Day. Yeah, okay, here she is talking about New
Speaker 1: Year's Day. Play Katie Bab's Katie Babs. It's almost time
Speaker 1: for me to get out of here on January One's
Speaker 1: still crazy to say that. It's I feel like we
Speaker 1: should be redoing one right now? Pretty crazy? Oh oh,
Speaker 1: you mean the middle of COVID You really want to
Speaker 1: go back to one? Let's play that. Is there something
Speaker 1: else there? Because that's what I picked up on No
Speaker 1: no I I well that, yes, but also like I'm
Speaker 1: sick of people with the can you believe it's this year?
Speaker 1: Can you believe it's summer ready? Can you believe it's
Speaker 1: November one? Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel does this all the time.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's already December first, I can't believe
Speaker 1: it's already. Listen. John Oliver does a montage every year
Speaker 1: people doing that. I can't believe it's already. Yes again,
Speaker 1: it's three to get out of here on January one.
Speaker 1: Still crazy to say that. It's I feel like crazy
Speaker 1: redoing one right now? Pretty crazy? Okay, pretty crazy, it's insane, scary,
Speaker 1: it's fucking nuts and nuts. And by the way, once again,
Speaker 1: let's take us back to January on one, where were
Speaker 1: we um We were in the middle of fucking COVID.
Speaker 1: So no, no, thank you, I'm okay with my count
Speaker 1: And and by the way, that was something you said
Speaker 1: on January one, two right, like you would just came
Speaker 1: out of two years you were trapped in your house.
Speaker 1: Two is fine, it's fine, is fine. We all went
Speaker 1: back to work, most of us. You know. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: still COVID. I get it. But it wasn't like twenty
Speaker 1: and twenty one. Twenty who was fine? What are you
Speaker 1: still complaining about? Katy blabs, Katie blabs everybody. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go through some talkbacks and then we gotta get
Speaker 1: out of here. And it's not my fault. Yeah, my fault.
Speaker 1: It's not my fault. My fault, it's not my fault.
Speaker 1: We have to hurry up. I'm sorry, all right? What
Speaker 1: we don't We are given time? People ask, why can't
Speaker 1: you just make the podcast two hours? We are given
Speaker 1: time constraints, um by the higher up, by my family. Well,
Speaker 1: they also don't want to our parts. They don't want it.
Speaker 1: They just it's it's not it's frowned upon. So give
Speaker 1: you to our podcasts. We just take two weeks to
Speaker 1: do it. I guess. So you want to hear to
Speaker 1: our podcast, listen to other podcasts I listened to it
Speaker 1: was forty minutes. Seemed like two hours. All right. So
Speaker 1: let's let's go through some talkbacks. Tell them talkbacks while
Speaker 1: I pull this up. How they can reach us on
Speaker 1: the talk back? How does one have the to us?
Speaker 1: You have the free I Heart Radio app. And by
Speaker 1: the way, two people were like, well I don't have
Speaker 1: the higher app. We'll get it. It's free, right, it's free.
Speaker 1: Down load the free app. I'm telling you, yeah, get
Speaker 1: the app. And it's a little button when you listen
Speaker 1: to the Brook Boys podcast that you hit it and
Speaker 1: says talk back, you record a message, yes, and then
Speaker 1: you can go back to listen on Spotify if that's
Speaker 1: what you prefer, if you want to talk to us
Speaker 1: down on the heart app. It's a good app. It's
Speaker 1: great app. You know, I don't worked anymore, and I'm
Speaker 1: still being I'm still telling you it's a good app.
Speaker 1: So I'm not getting if you don't if you don't
Speaker 1: hear your talk back, well, first of all, we don't
Speaker 1: play all of them, but secondly, uh, they seem to
Speaker 1: only keep a record of two weeks and then you
Speaker 1: race them. Uh. And since it's been a while since
Speaker 1: we checked this, some of them got lost and we
Speaker 1: never heard them. And I'm sorry, but here's one from
Speaker 1: Oh this came in on December at two oh five
Speaker 1: in the morning. While listening to episode one six two,
Speaker 1: whoa what's in your death box? Oh? I remember that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a good one. Listen to this you can't
Speaker 1: here all right, Hey guys, I'm listening into an old
Speaker 1: episode and you're talking about delivery driver tips like door
Speaker 1: dash and uber or whatever, um and and you were scary.
Speaker 1: You were mentioning like is what you give um, we
Speaker 1: as dashers whatever. We don't care about the percentage, like
Speaker 1: it could be a huge order. We just need two
Speaker 1: dollars a mile base it off a distance. Wow, he's
Speaker 1: getting us, letting us off easy there it sound well,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. If if you come to my house
Speaker 1: with two hundred dollars worth of food and you draw
Speaker 1: from around the corner, I should give you a tip
Speaker 1: based on one mile. All right, Oh that's not good.
Speaker 1: Listen to what you're saying. Boy, Okay, he's ripping himself off.
Speaker 1: What's going on? You know what I'm thinking? You know
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking? Scary? Uh. That gentleman may live in
Speaker 1: a rural state or a rural area where coming from
Speaker 1: smash Burger is an hour drive and he would like
Speaker 1: his hour drive tip. So if that's the case, I
Speaker 1: get it. I think we have to. I think he's
Speaker 1: he's generalizing the country, but I think he should generalize
Speaker 1: what his situation is. In metro areas, we all live
Speaker 1: on top of each other, so the distance is going
Speaker 1: to be very, very But there's a man who's who
Speaker 1: hasn't heard us promote the talk back and yet figured
Speaker 1: it out by himself. So Bravo, sir, Bravo. Here's another one. Bravo.
Speaker 1: All right, yo, Brooklyn boys, it's Trevor from Florida. Can
Speaker 1: we get a fucking listen in order jingle sometime soon?
Speaker 1: Come on? Scary alright? That would be the Pearl Jam parody. Listen.
Speaker 1: We have a bunch of them, Yeah, we do. We
Speaker 1: have a few. All right. I'm working on getting that connectivity.
Speaker 1: We have the technology almost to tap into this, put
Speaker 1: it on a flash drive and bring it home, your
Speaker 1: lazy basti um. Reaching out in regards to the getting
Speaker 1: cold for Christmas, well, I was adopted into a Jewish
Speaker 1: family and I got cold for Tonico. So, wow, you
Speaker 1: guys so much to take care of. He had Iconica,
Speaker 1: Mary christ I wonder what he did to earn Cole
Speaker 1: and it's in Ronica. That's terrible at the rapid. I
Speaker 1: hope they got a good hope they got a good
Speaker 1: deal on the call. Wow, Cole porter, did Cole slaw?
Speaker 1: This person didn't realize they had their microphone press. We'll
Speaker 1: just bypass that one. So this is probably going to
Speaker 1: be a hot button for many parents who are listening
Speaker 1: but doing things like alf on the shelf I don't
Speaker 1: agree with that, because basically, what are you going to
Speaker 1: do the rest of the year when your child is
Speaker 1: not behaving. You don't have the off on the on
Speaker 1: the shelf to scare them to be good, So instead,
Speaker 1: try working on having them intrinsically motivated to want to
Speaker 1: do good. Okay, so what's you say? But they can
Speaker 1: pretty cool or something not nothing important. Basically, they want
Speaker 1: you to can. She wants you to condition your children
Speaker 1: to be better, to be better overall, right, not just
Speaker 1: this one time of year where they may they may
Speaker 1: obey it, and then the rest of the time they
Speaker 1: just I don't know, I'm not a parent. Sorry. What
Speaker 1: she's saying is, you want your kid to be good
Speaker 1: all the time. So here's what you do. Here's what
Speaker 1: you do. You you put a piece of wood on
Speaker 1: the shelf, and you put a ring doorbell camera. You
Speaker 1: nail it to the wood. You call it ring on
Speaker 1: the thing, and you tell the kid to ring on
Speaker 1: the thing. Is is gonna be watching you all year round?
Speaker 1: Ye oh yeah. It loses the luster after a while, though,
Speaker 1: I think. But you know what, so you know, we
Speaker 1: say you should be nice during the holidays, right, Everyone's nicer.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you're gonna get out of your kid,
Speaker 1: because he's a fucking brat. Here she to take the
Speaker 1: one week. I understand your point. It would be great
Speaker 1: if we could teach our kids to be nice all
Speaker 1: the time. So kids too, it's difficult. And if you're
Speaker 1: if you're a if you're a helicopter parent, or you're
Speaker 1: a now John, oh, Zachary, remember Zachary with the balloon? Yes, now,
Speaker 1: if you're a Zachary parent from you know, ten episodes ago. Now, Zachary,
Speaker 1: it would be nice if you got back in line,
Speaker 1: zach I mean, would be good. That's never gonna work, never, never.
Speaker 1: All right, let's continue. We have a lot of these
Speaker 1: play them. Hey guys, I've noticed that ever since COVID,
Speaker 1: people are sending less cards or less people are sending cards.
Speaker 1: Very true, d forbid you should do the Grammar police
Speaker 1: on me. My mother would roll over in her gravety
Speaker 1: English teacher anyway, So yes, less people are sending cards
Speaker 1: these days. And Brodie, if I had your address, i'd
Speaker 1: send you a card Christmas card, Happy nice CHRISTI from
Speaker 1: saddle Brook. You know what, I'll have to look Christie
Speaker 1: up in saddle Brook, cause I'm in saddle Brook. What
Speaker 1: did you wish you married Christmas? Not? Either? One's fine? Alright,
Speaker 1: you know what? No one second? She said. Less people
Speaker 1: are sending out cards, and that's fine. You're right, But
Speaker 1: our pal Elliott sent Scary a card, not me, and
Speaker 1: I reached out to Elliot. Can I follow up on
Speaker 1: that story? I reached out to Tellio and I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I hope you had a good holiday. Um, I haven't
Speaker 1: heard for me in awhile. I texted you a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. I hope you're doing well. He wrote
Speaker 1: me back. Oh my god, so great to hear from you.
Speaker 1: We should get together. All great? It was fun time,
Speaker 1: good good. I didn't say, where's my super high grade
Speaker 1: paper quality card of your beautiful family? You know, we
Speaker 1: can call him next week on the podcast. We can
Speaker 1: do that and ask you. I'm gonna do that. No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm gonna do that, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Yo. I was cursing your
Speaker 1: motherfucker's out, saying the Brooklyn boys left us for two
Speaker 1: weeks with our I just saw in your episode December,
Speaker 1: what a second picture house? Wow? All right, someone is
Speaker 1: off their meds. Okay, keep going, keep going from want
Speaker 1: I wish you guys are to happy New Year. Take
Speaker 1: care of ye No no sign of Hanaka there. Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 1: look sorry, I'll take it. Was very nice him, I'll
Speaker 1: take it. I'm un offended you forgot about. He's not
Speaker 1: someone who knows me. You forgot about. Hey, sell and
Speaker 1: I'm from Chattanooga, Tennessee, and I just wanted to let
Speaker 1: you all know that I just found out about your
Speaker 1: podcast the Elvis during in the morning show, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to tell you how awesome you are. I'm so
Speaker 1: glad you've been doing this for a while because I'm
Speaker 1: listening from beginning to end. Have a great day there,
Speaker 1: she commented on episode to thirty seven. So she couldn't
Speaker 1: have gone through in that time. She just found out
Speaker 1: about it. She's not listening to in order. She's not
Speaker 1: listening in order. It's okay though. Well. Here's a comment
Speaker 1: on episode twenty nine. Episode twenty nine, Hey Scary and
Speaker 1: Brodie Brody and Scary is John Thompson from Clofax, Iowa.
Speaker 1: I don't have to say I'm going through your podcasts
Speaker 1: for all the fifth or six times started from zero
Speaker 1: and I just listened to episode twenty nine again. I
Speaker 1: realized that Rody, you said GPS system, and that seems
Speaker 1: a little redundant, doesn't Man. I love you guys. You
Speaker 1: love to go work and never put this podcast. I've
Speaker 1: lived for this ship. Thank you so much. Again, I
Speaker 1: know the first rule of cracking someone is always be right.
Speaker 1: I started second guessing myself and listened to your words
Speaker 1: again during episode and you definitely did not say GPS system. Apologize.
Speaker 1: I love you guys, keep it up, don't ever clip done. Okay,
Speaker 1: a couple of things. Number One, he's listened six times,
Speaker 1: so super prop god bless. That means listen six times.
Speaker 1: And thought I said GPS system. I told just now
Speaker 1: that second, I've never said that in my life. Um.
Speaker 1: But the fact that he remembered the rule number one
Speaker 1: of correcting people's be right, be correct love that I
Speaker 1: want to take and I didn't say it. All right,
Speaker 1: there you go. I feel better now. Mommy don't know
Speaker 1: he's getting hut doing something on Holy Dan Brodie doesn't know.
Speaker 1: That's the number one song in America right now by
Speaker 1: Sam Swich Luck Kicker. She got married to a boy
Speaker 1: like you she kick you out. This guy is rising
Speaker 1: Brodie because so yeah, so yeah. Brodie was found out
Speaker 1: on the last episode that he does not know the
Speaker 1: number one song in America on the whole by Sam
Speaker 1: Smith and Kim Petris right Now. And I was shocked
Speaker 1: to find that out because it's like, what the fund
Speaker 1: is that? What is that? So Brody has abandoned pop culture.
Speaker 1: It seems like so now the listeners are right up
Speaker 1: in his face singing the lyrics to those songs. Well,
Speaker 1: that's because because I'd rather be listening to uh dial tone,
Speaker 1: catch your breath. That's why. Yeah, I don't listen to
Speaker 1: pop music. Everyone's very much. Although although I drove my
Speaker 1: daughter home from Brooklyn yesterday and I did get to
Speaker 1: listen to a playlist of uh, Conan Gray and Harry
Speaker 1: Styles and Taylor Swift. Did you hear the Sam Smith
Speaker 1: song yet? No? Not a fan of that song, but
Speaker 1: you you haven't heard? And he hasn't been playing in
Speaker 1: an uber or on a store somewhere. No, I don't
Speaker 1: go into stores to play pop music. No, I haven't
Speaker 1: been into stores. I've been on this James again, the
Speaker 1: Christmas Miracle story. It wasn't on the Internet. It was
Speaker 1: on the news. I was working at BJ's at the time,
Speaker 1: and they showed it. You got Minors, Scars and Bruce's
Speaker 1: and they called it Christmas miracle. I got it was
Speaker 1: relevant to what you have said. All right, all right, guys,
Speaker 1: keep it up, thank you. Okay, who doesn't love b
Speaker 1: J's um. But I think I think the problem here
Speaker 1: is what Dicks sporting goods? No, No, like BJS better
Speaker 1: than Dicks. So uh. I had played a clip of
Speaker 1: somebody saying that the guy who fell off the carnival
Speaker 1: cruise ship survived was a Thanksgiving miracle. My point wasn't
Speaker 1: that they say they're Holiday miracles. It's that everything is
Speaker 1: a Christmas miracle. Nobody ever says it's a Thanksgiving miracle.
Speaker 1: That was my point. So I think James James wasn't
Speaker 1: was pointing out a Christmas miracle which was not really
Speaker 1: relative to relatable to the story. But I understand it
Speaker 1: and I appreciate the effort, Hey, guys, um relation to
Speaker 1: your Christmas parents being sucked up. In Romania, we celebrate
Speaker 1: something called St. Nicholas, which is a week or so
Speaker 1: before Christmas. You leave your shoes out and if you're good,
Speaker 1: you get presidents like stocking stuff us. If you're bad,
Speaker 1: you get switches branches off of a tree that your
Speaker 1: parents are supposed to hit you with. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I always got both, so I suppose it was fine.
Speaker 1: Oh you know that's a similar with a similar tradition
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. If you left your shoes out, whether you're
Speaker 1: going to bed, somebody stole your fucking shoes. Where do
Speaker 1: you live where you can put your shoes out and
Speaker 1: they stay. I love how you have to pick your
Speaker 1: own switch your branch to be beaten with that. That's
Speaker 1: what people do that. I've seen that movie. Go get
Speaker 1: a Branch. I'm gonna beat you with more, more more
Speaker 1: coming in from episode to forty. I'd rather have an
Speaker 1: elf on the shelf to keep my kid right a stick.
Speaker 1: This is from Lioncaster. I was just listening to the
Speaker 1: Elliott in the Morning Show on One Too and uh
Speaker 1: the playback of it, Bertie, you need to listen to
Speaker 1: Elliott talking about greeting cards. You might find it funny
Speaker 1: or interesting and about holiday cards. So I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys listen to him or not. So there
Speaker 1: you go. In the morning. Elliott's our friend who didn't
Speaker 1: send me holiday card. Yeah, so I gotta hear this. Now,
Speaker 1: you gotta listen to I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll find a clip of what she's talking about. What
Speaker 1: play next week? Yeah? Absolutely, that's great. Okay, that's great.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, scary Brodie, Brodie, scary Charlie from Queen's Here
Speaker 1: the Love of God. I don't know if it's scary.
Speaker 1: Is eight hundred million dollars sound system? All the fact
Speaker 1: that Brodie is not in the studio anymore, but he
Speaker 1: does not know how to use a microphone anymore. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you the red every time. Thank you? Yes, amen? Yeah, okay, sorry, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm not called us an intervention. You need a better microphone.
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta upgrade you. We gotta upgrade you.
Speaker 1: This is not gonna work. You can upgrade me. What
Speaker 1: are you you're buying it from me? Uh no, it's
Speaker 1: an investment in your future. We'll call it that. I
Speaker 1: know it's And by the way, it's nothing I'm doing
Speaker 1: on my head. I'm trying to keep the levels down,
Speaker 1: but well, can I can I pull the curtain back
Speaker 1: a little? No matter what you say, it's like that
Speaker 1: all right? Is it? Does it sound like that? Now?
Speaker 1: It does? It does? It's it's the microphone itself. We
Speaker 1: need to switch you over to a better quality microphone,
Speaker 1: my friend, I love you. I love you? How about now?
Speaker 1: How about now? What? Still? Is it still distorted? Right now? No?
Speaker 1: It's not okay, So I think I know what the
Speaker 1: problem is. I'll have to make some adjustments. But about
Speaker 1: six episodes ago, I moved. I got it. Uh, I
Speaker 1: didn't move, but I I moved where I do the
Speaker 1: podcast from into a into a bedroom from my den,
Speaker 1: and I have a gaming table. I told you I
Speaker 1: got a new chair. Akay, I had to change amount.
Speaker 1: He's like a twelve year old boy playing for Fortnite
Speaker 1: in there with his economic chair and his headset. Correct. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. So I think I think the problem is
Speaker 1: is the arm is not at the right positioning. I
Speaker 1: will fix that, Charlie, I apologize, all right, Well, well
Speaker 1: who knows? Who knows? I hope we don't lose more.
Speaker 1: Charlie's I'll buy a seven hundred all of microphone scar
Speaker 1: as you should. It's an investment in your future. And
Speaker 1: you're you guys move studios. You could have grabbed me
Speaker 1: in one from the old place. It's an investment in
Speaker 1: your craft. So I'm saying you could have grabbed one
Speaker 1: of the hundred they left behind. I could have done that. Yeah, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: I love you all. All Right, it's time we gotta
Speaker 1: say goodbye. Is it? That's it? Man? Is it? It's
Speaker 1: been over and a half. All right, that's fine. Well
Speaker 1: that's scary. So we have two scary and I have
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Speaker 1: some point and I'm gonna listen to Elliot in the
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