WEBVTT - #241: Why Didn't You Invite Me? 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:07.880 I guess we just got bad today. That Brooklyn mos 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.680 that it been away. They both have so much to see, 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:27.000 you know, their name is a scary scar anytime this year. Alright, 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:32.040 it's episode to one, not the Brooklyn Boys podcast, the 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:36.839 first one of twenty three. Yeah, oh my god, I 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:42.600 can't believe it's right over a year. Oh my god. 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:47.479 Every every we're gonna play a clip later, but every 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:51.960 TV every year. I can't believe it's already. Can you believe? Yes, 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:55.320 that's how the fucking candle gonna under a pizza at 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:59.000 eleven fifty pm. Do you'll leave, and then when it 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:01.600 gets here at twelve with you too. We'll be like, dude, 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:07.000 I lose pizza year ago. Yeah, gotta yeah. Yeah, and 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.959 the middle joke, Oh my god, I'm still writing last 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:13.640 year's day on my checks? Yeah, who checks? Some people do? Hey, 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.560 Happy New Year, David Brodie. Oh hey, I've been waiting 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:20.480 today's January five. Thanks, you know, thanks, you're gonna get 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.679 into that conversation. Well, I wish you a happy new year. 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:25.760 It's it's okay for us to see happy new Year 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.520 here on January five. Let's just sell it right here, 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:29.840 because it's the first time. It's the first episode of 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.480 the season this year, and I get that, all right, 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.399 And we haven't spoken to each other met very much. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.760 So well, I texted you three days ago on the 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.119 second and Happy New Year, and you you didn't respond 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:40.480 to that. Well, Brodie, if you were in front of 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:41.760 me on New Year's Eve, I would give you my 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.360 second kiss if you invited me on New Year's even. 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:45.920 But I was away. I was. I will talk about 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:48.560 where I was, Like, I was doing something completely unconventional 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.600 on New Year's Eve, which we'll talk about as well, 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:54.880 which is very unscary, Like if everyone was like, what, Yeah, 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:58.000 I went to a I went to a wedding. Yeah, well, 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:59.800 well we talked about that, didn't we. Like you said, 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:03.080 it was a perfect situation. I actually came around on it, 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:06.800 uh in the last episode and yeah, I gotta say, 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.120 checked all the boxes just like I predicted. It was 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:12.960 awesome except for one thing. Oh well, you'll tell you one. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:15.000 Tell me now, I guess if you if this is 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:20.440 the direction we're going, check my calendar. I'm available. You're available, Brodie, 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:26.720 I'm available now. Good. Well, on New Year's Eve, my 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:30.480 girlfriend got very we both had a moment because it 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:33.920 was like that time when everyone was on the dance 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:38.320 floor with the with the champagne in hand, hats and noisemakers. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:40.840 It was nice because the wedding actually turned into this 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:45.239 hybrid of hey, let's acknowledge the New Year's Eve moment. 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:49.160 So all the big screens, you know, the screens rolled down. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.840 They threw the TV on, like with ten minutes to go, 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.480 passing out champagne, noisemakers. I'm like, wow, here we are 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.240 a wedding and we've paused the wedding to celebrate New 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.160 Year's Eve. What you know, I'm a big New Year's 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:05.880 Eve guy. New Year's Eve. Yeah. So the fact that 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.520 there were noisemakers and hats and everything, it was all 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:11.640 so awesome at this wedding. Again, this is withinside of 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.160 a wedding at a wedding hall, and they're three hundred 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.320 people on the dance floor and now it's New Year's 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:19.959 Eve moments right, And then I'm like they got the 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:23.240 wrong channel on. And I'm like I'm telling my girlfriend, 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:26.040 I can't take it they got the wrong channel on 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.120 because to me, the only thing to watch on New 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:35.120 Year's Eve is ABC. Yeah, but Clarks Rocket Eve with 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:39.880 Ryan Seacrest. And here's why, because they know, because they 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:43.200 have they've got the front seat to Times Square the 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:46.800 time they've got the ball dropped, they've got the official 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:50.160 Just like on Thanksgiving, as we've talked about on this podcast, 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.760 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade should only be viewed on NBC. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.680 Everyone else is either is either a fucking a bootleg 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.040 show which is on a hotel on Fifth ave in 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.920 you with your cameras out the window because they don't 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.520 have the rights, and they don't they just say the 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:07.240 Thanksgiving Day Parade. They don't say Amaze's same thing on 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:09.960 New Year's Eve. It belongs to ABC. They fucking owen 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:15.120 the night and you shouldn't watch that. But daily NBC have, uh, 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.880 I mean everyone shows the ball dropping every Let me 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:22.279 tell you what NBC did. NBC had Miley Cyrus and 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.520 Dolly Parton. It was the Dolly and Miley Show, so 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:27.760 they were in they were somewhere else. I don't even 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:29.560 know where the funk they were. I don't know. Miley 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.920 was with Pete Davidson last year or somewhere ye this 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:36.040 year's side of Miami. So the TV comes on, all 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:40.760 the TV's come on, like I'm breaking onto cold sweats Mr. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.479 New Year's Eve himself. I'm like, I gotta say something 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.200 to somebody. This can't be. They can't be showing three 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:50.560 people this NBC feed. What the fuck? So I went 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:53.400 over to like the people in the back. I'm like, 0:04:56.120 --> 0:05:00.000 that's someone else's wedding, and I'm like, hey, guys, um, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.240 just so you know, you guys said on the microphone 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.560 earlier that we're gonna go live to Times Square, lots 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:08.320 of Times Square. NBC is showing something from Nashville with 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:10.960 Miley Cyrus and Dolly. I'm like, you're not gonna get 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:16.040 Times Square. That's only ABC, only ABC? Can you can you? 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.200 You guys, like, you know, just change it all? Didn't. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.120 All it needed was somebody to take the remote and 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.599 be like, oh cool. It wasn't anybody in the wedding 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.480 I was complaining to. I was somebody was one of 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.760 the background staff of the cater hall, and I'm like, 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.120 can you get that done? And they're like, yeah, sure, 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:34.360 we'll do it. Nope, two minutes to go still NBC 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.640 one minute yeah, But then they all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.440 I will take care of Yeah, they did they fucking 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:41.400 brushed me under the ruck. They're like, you're not the groom, 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.279 You're you're not the you're not paying the fucking bill. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.800 Fuck you. And I'm like, you said my brothers the 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.680 groom or my my younger brother or whatever. I didn't listen. 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:50.400 I didn't say anything to the to the family, the 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:52.080 bride and groom because they were having their special night, 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.839 because hey, hey, before you cut the cake, can you 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:59.600 please chat? I want to fucking ABC Nope. So, but 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:03.000 but again it's worse. Then we're looking. I'm like, wait 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.680 a second, this fucking feed on NBC is a full 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.760 minute behind. It's like forty seconds. Was it a DVR? 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:13.080 Like I think it was the plan a webcast. I 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.039 think they were playing a webcast of it. And it 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:19.839 was like, so I'm looking and everyone people are noticing, 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:24.560 not just me and Robin. Well, like it's eleven, but 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.880 the clocks is oh my god, my iPhone just hit 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.720 twelve o'clock and I'm like, it's already New Years. It's 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:33.080 already New Year's Day, it's already Happy New Year. I'm like, 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.640 why is that forty five seconds left? And then like 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.839 and I'm like and I'm like Oh, this is terrible, 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:41.760 and Robin was fucking flyber Gas. This is ruined. This 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:45.120 is so anticlimactic now because if New Year has happened, 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.880 is happening now, and we'll have to be silent sitting 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:50.160 there for another fucking forty seconds, not to know if 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.880 NBC was late or I'm thinking it was a webcast 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.680 as you just said, it wasn't a true feed. But 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.159 ABC goes live without a net for this reason. It's 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.800 live line life and it's right there and the ball 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.320 is falling and everything you need. That's a live moment. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:08.200 There's no I get it. You watch football, you watch concerts, 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:12.680 you watch something on TV and maybe lagging behind, like 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.360 on DVR. When you have a DVR, it's always like 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:18.120 twenty seconds behind. It's fine because it has to write 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:20.960 to the hard drive then come to the TV. That's 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:24.640 how you can pause live TV. And even even sports sports. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:27.360 You know someone hits a home run, it's live enough. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.840 It's live enough. The only thing is you can't can't 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.320 be on the phone with your buddy, like watching the 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.640 game together, because because then they're going, oh my god, 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.800 home wrong. You're like, what, it hasn't happened yet? Yes, 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:40.720 but on New Year's Eve, that is the only time 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:43.520 where you need a live, live moment because you're counting 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:47.600 down seconds and you can't fool people's digital phones, which 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:51.320 are hardwired to have exact time unless you don't watch them, 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:52.960 unless you don't look at your phone. You're all like 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:54.920 you're in on it, in on a few of us 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.080 that have our phones out, what the fun? It's midnight. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:01.800 So then it was like one happy New Year and 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.520 it was, and Robin and I looked at each other like, 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:08.520 well that sucked because it was. It was anti climactic. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.520 It was it was a year. We we rang in 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.320 the New Year a minute late, and it pissed me off. 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:17.840 I didn't get my ABC and I got some webcast 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:21.960 from NBC and nobody listened to me. And I'm so 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.120 first of all, props to you, by the way, because 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:28.840 twice now in the same rant you said anti climactic, 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.120 which is correct. Well what else people say? A lot 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:36.200 of people say anti climatic, which is anti climate, which 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.600 is not the same thing you put in the sea. 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:40.600 You said climactic. Oh my god, you have a case 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.760 of the anti climatics. You better go see a doctor. No, 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:44.880 you did yeah, you did well there, Scar, I'm very impressed. 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:47.240 I know it's anti climactic. So let me tell you 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:49.800 something about my I'm gonna tell you how I got there, 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.880 But let me just tell you about my my stroke. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:55.000 And by the way, I could tell who wasn't paying 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:59.600 attention to the last few seconds of last week's episode. Okay, 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:02.040 because what did I say? I said Happy New Year, 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:05.800 not Happy New Year's? Right? You know how many ms 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:07.720 I got? I love you guys, but you guys DM 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:11.760 me happy New Year's. It's it's New Year's Day with 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:16.280 an apostrophe s. It's New Year's Eve apostrophees, and it's 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:21.120 New Year's Day apostrophees. But it's happy New Year. You're 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.600 wishing me a new year one year? No, if you 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:28.720 want to wish me happy New Year's like I should have. Oh, 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:34.040 I leaned into the mike. I'm sorry anyway, Um, so 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:41.480 the plan was no. By the way, did you kiss Robin? 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.000 Did you kiss Robin on at midnight? Who else was 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.360 I gonna kiss? Of course I did ask if you 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:49.600 kiss someone else. I just asked you if you kiss Robin. Okay, 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:52.320 so let me tell you about my situation. I want 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:55.319 to have to go round about. But the original plan 0:09:56.800 --> 0:10:00.000 because we got a deal through the cruise ship they booked. 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.400 We got a boggain. I got a boggain. But sometimes 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.559 the boggain is not a good thing. So they gave 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:11.720 us a flight back from from Miami that landed in Atlanta. Okay, 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.520 the flight was gonna take off from Atlanta at I 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:17.320 don't know. This already sounds like I'm not going in 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.440 that direction. So had the flight was gonna land at 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:23.120 ten o'clock again, I will, I will get to the 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:27.320 full flight fiasco. The flight got delayed. We didn't we 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:30.520 weren't gonna take off now till eleven forty two, but 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.960 originally we were taken off at like ten thirty, ten twenty. 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:35.520 We're like, you know what, We're gonna be in the 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:37.400 air at midnight. It's gonna be so cool. We're gonna 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.719 be flying. And so I brought like those you know 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:46.040 those things you blow and they unravel, they go no, 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:49.680 that's you know, those little like noisemakers that don't make noise. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:54.079 Oh oh yeah, yeah, you blow it unravel unrolled. No, 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:55.600 but at the end of it, there's always a horn. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.360 It was no no, but I got no, no, no, 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:02.400 I got ones that that just go sail or something, 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:07.559 because I quiet ones. They're just quiet ones. Quiet ones. Yes, 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:09.840 if you saw my picture I posted on Instagram, you 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.480 saw I blow. I was blowing one. Are they for 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:15.920 deaf people? Where the noise is? Why you get no? No? 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:17.760 That like when you don't want to make noise. Anyway, 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:21.600 I got those for the plane, right, the foil ones, 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.960 the silver foil ones. They'd not foil the paper they unrolled. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.680 It doesn't matter paper. I've never seen one that didn't 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.240 make a noise of a horn at the end when 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.200 you finally get to the end of the room. No. No, 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:35.440 these were silent ones. I've never were quiet. I've never 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:40.320 heard of a silent traveling. Uh So, the original plan 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:42.840 was we were going to take off at ten twenty. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:46.199 The flight got delayed. They said, now delayed to eleven forty. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:47.800 So I'll tell you what happened at the airport. All 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.440 that ship. Okay, so we're gonna take over eleven forty, 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:55.079 and we get the announcement that it's delayed. Muscle, tell 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:58.719 you the whole story. So they delay our flight. First 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:02.400 they delayed an hour, then it delayed another hour and 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:07.080 we were taking off at two. Well at eleven thirty 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:11.240 we get the announcement, Uh, we are delayed again. We 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.440 are still waiting for our co pilot to fly in 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:16.280 from New York. Uh and in clement weather has delayed 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.560 the flight. As soon as he touches down here in Atlanta, 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:22.040 whatever the airport is, whatever, who kis, um, we will 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:25.560 notify you. So the guy lands. So it's so at 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.920 midnight he hasn't he hasn't landed yet. So at midnight, 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:32.320 and I'm watching CNN watching uh, Anderson, because that's only 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:34.200 when I can get on my phone. Okay, get this 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.520 flying from um at the end, why would you watch that? 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:39.760 Hold on? I just told you to only when I 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:42.760 can get on my phone. So flying, But it's Anderson 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:47.199 Cooper and Andy Cowen. It was fine this year. It 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:51.040 was better. It was better anyway. Okay. So the flight, 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:55.240 the Delta flight from Florida to Atlanta had touch screens 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:59.720 with live TV and a USB plug and a headphone 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:03.760 jaz and like all all the juice right big like 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:08.000 eight inch nine in screen whatever. We get on the 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:11.719 plane to go from Atlanta to New York, and it 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:16.400 looked like windows. It had a five in screen. No port, 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:19.080 no it new yes, be plug, no blue tooth from 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:25.440 my headphone, no live TV. Shit okay, so on my phone, 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:31.360 I have to watch an out a minute delayed CNN, 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:37.160 and I'm completely so the original plan. The original plan 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.880 was this, we had the same seats on both flights. Roughly, 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.079 here's here's the way it was supposed to be. My 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:46.160 wife and I were gonna sit in the middle of 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.720 the window. So I sat on the window going down, 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:49.960 and I told my wife I would sit in the 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.760 middle on on the way up coming back to New York. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:55.679 So I said, I'll sit in the middle and you 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:58.800 sit by the window. So flying to Atlanta, that's what 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:00.160 we did. I sat in the middle, she said, up 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.240 by the other window, and I peeked out the window 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:06.400 is fine. My daughter, one of my daughters sat in 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:08.480 front of us by the window, and one of my 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:10.880 daughters sat behind us by the window. So three of 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:12.400 us got a window, and I sat in the middle. 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:15.080 On the way to Atlanta. No problem. Right, we get 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:19.880 to Atlanta and we have the same situation, same seating. Well, 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:23.120 when we get to Atlanta, we get to the plane, 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.760 I've got it all set I'm gonna sit next to 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.240 my wife, and at midnight, I'm gonna sit next to 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:31.720 my wife, kissing my happy New Year. It's gonna be great. Well, 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:37.960 my kids decide. One of my kids decides they don't 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:39.600 want to sit next to the two people that are 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:50.360 in the row because they were they looked well, they 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:56.360 were very large people and and they were overlapping the armrest. 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:01.000 They had some spillage into the next seat. So my 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:05.440 two daughters now are quietly arguing who's gonna sit and 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.760 squish in and in the window because the guy is 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:13.400 overflowing the seat. So we don't want to embarrass them, 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:15.360 and we don't want to, and people like are behind 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:18.120 us want to sit. So my wife says, because she's 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:22.760 the peacemaker, she says, screw it, I'll sit there. So 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:27.880 my wife sits next to them. Right now, I'm sitting 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:30.160 next to my daughter at midnight, which is fine. I 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:33.640 love my daughter, but it's not quite the same. So 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:37.160 so we don't take off at midnight. We're on the tarmac, 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:39.960 as they say, and at midnight I have to stand up, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.560 reach over the seat and kiss the top of my 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:47.000 wife's head. That was my romantic New year's moment. Did 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:50.560 they make a countdown on the plane though, did anybody? No? No, 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.680 And since I was looking at my phone, I saw 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:55.560 there was midnight. I started my kids in my and 0:15:55.600 --> 0:16:02.720 I and I start going tie noisemaker. Right, we're standing 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.960 up and we're doing the and everyone else on the 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:08.840 plane is like ignoring midnight. I don't even know if 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:10.800 they knew what time it was. No one's so they're 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:13.920 not paying attention. Nobody give a fuck on nobody climb. 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:19.160 There was noe you know why, No, not one wall 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.680 who you know why? Because people who already delayed almost 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:23.960 three hours? And okay, so let me tell what happened. 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:28.480 So so we got to take off eventually. It's now 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:32.760 like twelve thirty. It's it's so anti everything right, it's 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:36.400 it's twelve thirty. We're taken off, and you know, when 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:40.080 you pull away from the terminal and the pilot will 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:44.480 say something like all right, prepared fli crew prepared for takeoff. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:47.880 We are seventh in line for takeoff. This way, you 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.400 know how long you're gonna wait like the taxi and 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:54.160 whatever he does. Flight crew prepared for takeoff, Ladies and gentlemen, 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:57.880 we are number one for departure because no one else 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:59.760 is flying this time at night on New Year's Day. 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:05.080 Oh man, that is how embarrassing. It was scary. The 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:13.120 runway was empty. We just circled, swooped around and took off. Wow. Wow, 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:24.920 Happy New Year. That is absolutely atrocious. That is abominable. 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:29.480 Was that a word here? The other so our flight 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.600 was delayed out of Miami. So we were supposed to 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:39.719 get to Atlanta originally, originally like nine o'clock, nine o'clock, 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:42.080 and originally our flight was gonna take off at like 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.760 so we were like stressing, we're gonna have to run 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:48.800 across the airport like to get to the other because 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:52.560 it was two different parts of the terminal. So we 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:54.800 didn't have time to eat. So we we we we 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:57.119 ate early because we knew we wouldn't have time to 0:17:57.119 --> 0:18:00.200 eat in Atlanta. Well, when the flights got delay aid 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:02.560 there were oh so now you have three hours to 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:03.919 eat at the airpoint, you bet the airport for three 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:06.520 hours whatever. Well, guess what. We got to the airport 0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:11.320 at nine thirty I think something like that in Atlanta, 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.280 and we took the train from one terminal to the 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:15.840 other to have a nice train there. If you've been, 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:19.640 and because it was New Year's Eve, scary, everything was closed. 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:25.160 Of course, every restaurant. Of course, especially with very few 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:28.560 planes in the air, they're not going to have the business, 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:32.360 you know, on the ground. When those planes land, everybody 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:35.080 went home. Of course, everyone was mopping up. There was 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:38.240 no food. Hudson Hudson News was the only place to 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:44.679 get like crackers and whatever sandwiches. So I look up 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:49.119 on Google Maps. The only thing open at nine was 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:52.840 a restaurant to one terminal away, which meant I had 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:55.200 to get back on the train tram and go back 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:58.000 to the other other terminal. You tell me what you 0:18:58.000 --> 0:19:01.320 would do, Scary, you have twenty minutes rush to the 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:03.639 next terminal to hope you can get an order and 0:19:03.720 --> 0:19:07.880 to take out you hold on, hold on. It gets worse. 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:11.040 The name of the place the Atlanta Braves Barn Grill. 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:18.040 I can't eat there just because the division rivals Division rivals. 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:22.399 I no fucking white, no fucking white. So that was 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:25.360 my New Year's Eve, and my New Year's Day was 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:28.320 was started off. I landed it. We landed at Newark 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:32.520 airportscary around three o'clock in the morning to thirty in 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:34.200 the morning, and then I had a call in uber 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:39.320 well May May three b uh better than your New 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:48.800 Year's Eve went a year from meat Man. And I'm 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:51.080 sorry for for saying that I had it dead on 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:52.879 New Year's Eve. No, no, no, I got one more 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:54.600 thing I want to just hit you with on the plane, 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:57.560 and you tell me how you'd react. So the flight 0:19:57.640 --> 0:19:59.720 from Atlanta to New York, the on the on the 0:19:59.800 --> 0:20:04.280 on a crate, the Delta Airlines aircraft that we were on, 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:06.920 they turned the lights off because it's a night flight. 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:10.840 I like to fly in the dark. Yeah, okay, so 0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:14.280 they making it so oh so here's this. On the 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:20.119 flight from Atlanta to Florida. From Florida to Atlanta, they go, 0:20:20.520 --> 0:20:25.480 we're gonna be experiencing choppy weather. It's gonna be very choppy, choppy, choppy, 0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:27.720 So we're not gonna be able to provide drink service. 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:30.880 We can't come around with the soda or the drinks. 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:34.840 So yeah, because they're afraid the cans will fly or whatever. 0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:39.119 Well you actually, no, no, when there's bad, bad, bad turbulence, 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:42.800 they do that. So all right, that's your safety, that's 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:44.840 everyone is safe. Yes, I understand that. So on the 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:47.480 second flight. I say to my wife, I'm getting a 0:20:47.560 --> 0:20:52.720 soda because I want my soda. So the flight attendant, 0:20:53.000 --> 0:20:54.800 the flight attendant comes around with the car, you know, 0:20:55.320 --> 0:21:00.680 and she says, uh uh, we have snacks and sodas. 0:21:00.720 --> 0:21:03.920 What would you like? Said one are my choices? Just 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:07.480 we have sun chips or a snack cake. I said, 0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:10.240 I'll have the of the sun chips, okay. And what 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:12.879 would you like to drink? I said, you have Sprede 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:15.639 zero noe. We have diet coke and Coke zero. I 0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:19.280 gotta have a diet coke, okay. So my son chips 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:21.560 and diet coke are handed to me in the dark, 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:26.840 and she she rolls the cart backwards behind me and uh, 0:21:27.000 --> 0:21:29.320 I don't know. About thirty seconds later, I put on 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:33.640 my phone light to open my food and my soda, 0:21:34.119 --> 0:21:36.120 and I've got a snack cake and a coke zero, 0:21:36.359 --> 0:21:41.280 the two things that you opposite. How do you get 0:21:41.320 --> 0:21:44.640 both wrong? I don't know, Brody, I don't know they're there. 0:21:44.240 --> 0:21:46.239 They Sometimes I feel like that it's in one year 0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:48.159 now and one out the other with these people, because 0:21:48.400 --> 0:21:50.879 they just fit to be tied. They're tired to the 0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:53.439 same way you're going through that but going through you 0:21:53.480 --> 0:21:57.399 get one wrong. I get it this guy and another 0:21:57.440 --> 0:22:00.760 thing Delta Airlines. By the way, when I when I 0:22:00.800 --> 0:22:02.840 posted the picture that we were stuck on the tarmac, 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:05.800 I got a lot of people saying, Brody's gonna over 0:22:05.840 --> 0:22:08.920 the plane. Wait, wait, a second Delta flight. Why do 0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:12.359 they have sonships and there's no bis cough. Well the 0:22:12.440 --> 0:22:16.560 bis cough cookies and a shout out to Delta because 0:22:16.600 --> 0:22:18.960 they actually went a step beyond and they have their 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:24.000 logo emblazoned in the cookie, whereas United doesn't it just 0:22:24.040 --> 0:22:27.760 as bis Coff. So the Biscoff cookies were available in 0:22:27.800 --> 0:22:31.800 the flight. On the flight from Miami to Atlanta that 0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:35.960 I love, not Atlanta to New York. I don't know why, 0:22:36.359 --> 0:22:39.040 so I want to go. Really, we have so much 0:22:39.040 --> 0:22:42.560 to cover and we're still we're already here twenty two 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:45.520 minutes and we haven't even barely scratched the surface. Okay, well, 0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:47.360 I wanted to I wasn't gonna tell you about the flight, 0:22:47.400 --> 0:22:49.520