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Speaker 1: I think I know how we're kicking it off. Do

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Speaker 1: you already know the pleasure? The pleasure is yours? Hey, guys, pleasure.

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Speaker 1: That's my spot. That's my spot. You have a spot? Uh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The spot for me is the day zone. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a big spot. I have a view spots. My nipples

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Speaker 1: are a spot. Yeah, bro, what do you mean that

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Speaker 1: for real? Wait? What do you mean? Is that for real?

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Speaker 1: Is that for real? Because what do you mean? Well?

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you're a pretty standard question. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's for real. It is, piers are not That's what

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Speaker 1: could talk on these all day long, getting nothing, getting

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Speaker 1: no sexual talking is not. Tugging is not what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. I'm talking about the soft touch, the feathers

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Speaker 1: because because I remember I used to always grab ahold

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Speaker 1: of your It wasn't so much a nipple. I was

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Speaker 1: grabbing your whole titty meat. Yeah, you grabbed the whole

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Speaker 1: thing and I jiggle him around just for just as

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Speaker 1: a fun as a fun ha ha. And they're not

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Speaker 1: big nipples on, Kyle, didn't you notoriously fail at piercing

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Speaker 1: your nipples? Or it happened and they got infected? Something

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Speaker 1: that wasn't me, That was our buddy. Oh you're really

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Speaker 1: backtracking pretty quick. That wasn't me. I did the lip

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Speaker 1: and that failed and got infected. But our buddy Justin

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Speaker 1: And what was it a dare? Did he do it

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Speaker 1: on a lark? It was like a drunken Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: a drunken like, well, we'll do this. And do you

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Speaker 1: think when you tried to pierce your lip and and

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Speaker 1: Justin tried to pierce his nipple that he bit off

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Speaker 1: more than he could chew se which is the topic

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Speaker 1: for this episode of Pleasure is the pleasure is ours?

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Speaker 1: Brought to you by There's no denying. This is a

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Speaker 1: classic bit of advice. It's been around a long time.

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Speaker 1: I know people won't shut up about this advice, and

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Speaker 1: I honestly I'm willing to go out on a limb

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Speaker 1: and say that it sucks. God. Yeah, yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: dumb advice. You think it's good advice. Don't bite it

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Speaker 1: more than you can chew. I think if if, if,

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Speaker 1: if you can't chew it, you're a bit dude. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: simply put it sorry about it? Yeah, it just needs

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Speaker 1: a little revamp, a little reboot, right, that's what Hollywood's doing. Now.

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Speaker 1: Don't bite off more than you could chew. To talk about, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: what does that mean to you? I initially think about

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Speaker 1: like fucking trying to bite a big gas hunk of

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Speaker 1: like caramel or something, you know what I mean. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's weird. So you go like writ to literal literal

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Speaker 1: eating caramel, think about eating caramel, and let's just let's

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Speaker 1: let's keep that and Adam, where do you go the

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Speaker 1: same carmel? Oh, it's a little different thing caramel. For me,

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Speaker 1: it's more like like too much apple sauce, like a

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Speaker 1: whole jug of apples. God, don't bite off too much

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Speaker 1: of a jug of apple sauce. You don't even chew

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Speaker 1: apple sauce though? Uh no, no, obviously it's your your

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Speaker 1: You put too much on your plate, you steak, steak

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Speaker 1: on your on your plate. Well that's when you say

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Speaker 1: your eyes are too big for your plate. Oh damn,

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Speaker 1: that's your eyes are bigger than your mouth. So you you're, you're, you're,

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Speaker 1: you're you're. I mean, what is that? How do you

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Speaker 1: break this phrase down? Because that is how I would

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Speaker 1: explain it. More than I can chew? Yeah, Blake, where

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Speaker 1: biting off more than you can chew is when you

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Speaker 1: take on two more than you're able to It's more

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Speaker 1: took it literally. Have you ever literally bitten off more

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. The caramel. Take us back

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Speaker 1: to this caramel. If it is kind of like a warning,

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Speaker 1: what happened to you? Did you? Did you choke? It

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Speaker 1: seems like it really rattled you to your core. Well,

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Speaker 1: you're afraid for me. I was afraid my feelings might

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Speaker 1: straight to dental bills. Well fuck yeah, bro, And I'm like, shot,

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Speaker 1: I bit off more than I could chew. Obviously, now

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay for it and dentist work. So obviously

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Speaker 1: trojan Is the sponsors obviously feel like, don't bite off

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Speaker 1: more you could chew. We gotta maybe talk about it

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Speaker 1: in a sexual fashion. Bite off more than you could

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Speaker 1: Because I feel like I've been able to chew everything

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Speaker 1: definitely not too big for anyone to try to chew.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, so you're talking about biting the dick, what

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Speaker 1: are you trying. I'm just saying it's not too big

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know. It's like, so this isn't in relation

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Speaker 1: a healthy snackers. Are you trying to tell us that

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Speaker 1: you enjoy a toothie blown job. I'm the guy. I'm

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Speaker 1: the guy. You're the guy, pal, You're the one where

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Speaker 1: you're the one human that enjoys a nice to blow job. No,

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Speaker 1: I guess I was still I was still working in

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Speaker 1: the metaphor. You guys are still living in the literal.

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Speaker 1: And that's maybe this this whole concept. Adam took it

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Speaker 1: to the metaphor and he said he's never had that problem.

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Speaker 1: that means? Like you never is a very very extreme word,

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Speaker 1: I thought you would. Yeah, that's what I thought too.

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Speaker 1: there's that gray period before you lock someone down. Is

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Speaker 1: that was ludicrous. Oh to not biting off more than

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Speaker 1: you can choose, see, ludicrous. Didn't even think it was possible, right, Well,

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Speaker 1: it very much is possible until you commit to someone

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Speaker 1: and then and then you know, quit chewing on me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Would you like to like the missed doubtfire and you're

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Speaker 1: like running from table to table, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Then that's what you're biting off more than you could chew. Okay,

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Speaker 1: when your life turns into a farce stag, All right,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty good. I mean maybe I bit off more

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Speaker 1: Maybe I I drank a little bit more than I

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Speaker 1: I'm like the a lot of guys they get horny

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Speaker 1: home and next thing you know, Snoozeville. Nine Yet Snoozeville.

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Speaker 1: So you've bit off more than you could chew of booze. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I drank more than I should have, so I couldn't.

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Speaker 1: But that's just not as fun to say. Yeah, it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't roll off the top. Like if someone's like, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's like some kind of cool fantasy where I

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Speaker 1: and I cannot service any of them. Well right, that's

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Speaker 1: that classic Jamie Fox. But where is at the Playway

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Speaker 1: all comes down to bad dads. Hey, dad's, don't bind

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Speaker 1: off more than you can chew and have kids. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you can't chew your kids, don't, don't have them.

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Speaker 1: Don't have something to that effect. Right, you get the Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a parenting metaphor. Now, Carmel's a bit and

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Speaker 1: then he got kids. Carmel's a bit, and then you chew.

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Speaker 1: Carmel's a bit, got and then chill while you digest.

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