Speaker 1: Motherfucking many years, so many motherfucking mini epis. Yep, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal mini episode of My Mama Told Me,
Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove the
Speaker 1: theories that you the listener have at home. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: one of your hosts, Lenkston Kerman, and I'm the other
Speaker 1: one gave it for you, and we're here. We're we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk some ship. We're gonna jive talk through all
Speaker 1: of your bullshit that you send us. And I'm excited
Speaker 1: about this one. We gotta we got a pretty good
Speaker 1: one here, David. This is this is a fun one
Speaker 1: that I think we get to unpack together. I'm excited
Speaker 1: for this. It came from or came to us, excuse me,
Speaker 1: from a person named K. I think K is probably
Speaker 1: or KG is probably the name that makes the most
Speaker 1: sense from what I'm saying. But they sent a message.
Speaker 1: The subject said, Nick Cannon having kids for bone marrow.
Speaker 1: Of course. Okay, you're you're You're on the edge of
Speaker 1: your seat. I can see it in your face. You're
Speaker 1: excited about what's happening already, it says, saw this on
Speaker 1: Twitter and thought it was an interesting conspiracy. Although bone
Speaker 1: marrow transplant may not be a viable option, a kidney
Speaker 1: transplant is. Another theory is that he's just sowing his
Speaker 1: wild oats because he's on his deathbed. But I'll read
Speaker 1: you the conspiracy theory. In reference, a person named Zero
Speaker 1: Golden or o Golden posted he needs to stop with
Speaker 1: all this fake hotep stuff to excuse what he is
Speaker 1: really doing. What he is really doing is capitalized that
Speaker 1: you know it's about to be some real ship, he says.
Speaker 1: Nick knows, damn well. He's having all the kids for
Speaker 1: future spare parts. The sewing wild oats is a necessary step, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: seems for the disease he has, a bone marrow transplant
Speaker 1: will be his best bet in prolonging his life down
Speaker 1: the line. One of these kids. You know, Mariah won't
Speaker 1: be letting her kids do it. Maybe his match when
Speaker 1: that time comes. Okay, there is a lot to unpacked
Speaker 1: right now, Yes, there is, uh first and foremost, what
Speaker 1: disease does Nick Cannon have? Oh? He Nick Annon's got
Speaker 1: some bad ship. I don't know what what it is, specifically,
Speaker 1: but I do know Nick Cannon is dying or or
Speaker 1: nearing death in on a nearly weekly level. Like he's
Speaker 1: he's got some some weird, fucked up disease. I didn't
Speaker 1: even I don't know how I missed it. I was
Speaker 1: too I was too caught up in my own ship
Speaker 1: to be honest. I think he's got a bunch of
Speaker 1: distractions that make it so that you you forget that
Speaker 1: he's terminally ill, but he's not doing good. He has
Speaker 1: lupus related kidney disease, yeah, new lupus nephritis. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be bad, like, I think he has
Speaker 1: a bad version of it. Okay, And is this like, uh,
Speaker 1: how did he contract it? Oh? I think lupus is genetic.
Speaker 1: I don't think he like. I don't think this was
Speaker 1: a while and out girl that gave him kidney lupus.
Speaker 1: I don't. Oh, this is so complicated. How many kids
Speaker 1: does he have right now? I think he's up to nine?
Speaker 1: Goddamn Nick. Yeah, No, he's doing it. And to this
Speaker 1: person's point, to Kg's suggestion, it's it's a lot of
Speaker 1: kids all at once in a row. Without a lot
Speaker 1: of logic to it, like it beyond like sort of
Speaker 1: like creating community and I am king, therefore I should
Speaker 1: have a kingdom to see over. Like is that what
Speaker 1: I think it's. That's sort of like the hotep umbrella
Speaker 1: package of a lot of what he's doing. I don't
Speaker 1: know that he's necessarily saying it, but it's implied in
Speaker 1: some of his other ship. But there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of explanation for why he would be so passionate about
Speaker 1: having all these kids. It's different moms, right, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: different moms almost every time, although I do think he's
Speaker 1: like double down a few times on on some gals.
Speaker 1: And how does the kid have to be to give
Speaker 1: him some bone marrow? I give is the big question, right.
Speaker 1: I don't think that you can just take it. I look,
Speaker 1: I think this person is implying that he is just
Speaker 1: taking what he wants from from the situation. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've known Nick Cannon to be that type of a
Speaker 1: person could just take what he wants. I think, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Nick Cannon gets what he wants, that's for sure. I
Speaker 1: think he really does. I don't because like, that's that's
Speaker 1: what That's what I don't understand what. I don't think
Speaker 1: you could just be getting bone marrow from kids like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that easy to just show up
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, give me some of my boys
Speaker 1: bone marrow. I think plasma no my theories, because apparently
Speaker 1: bone marrow extraction is super painful and not an easy thing.
Speaker 1: And to your point, I don't think you can just
Speaker 1: like get kids to do it. That said, I think
Speaker 1: the implication is that he's going to kill one of
Speaker 1: these kids for the sake of harvesting all of their parts.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, that's so much darker than I was even gonna.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not like a peaceful transition of power.
Speaker 1: He's gonna like truly, he's it's truly, he's just making
Speaker 1: car parts so that he can take them later. I
Speaker 1: have a hard time with this because Nick Cannon, to me,
Speaker 1: when you look into his eyes, he's always very frenzied.
Speaker 1: So I've never trust much of his moves at all.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's always his eyes look like he's panicking.
Speaker 1: So for you, Nick Cannon always had the potential to
Speaker 1: murder a baby, And it's just a question of wind
Speaker 1: more than if. Have you ever seen that comedy special
Speaker 1: where he's wearing one glove in the microphone is shaped
Speaker 1: like a golden gun. David, you know, I've seen that special.
Speaker 1: I've watched it the day it came out. There's there's
Speaker 1: no comedy special that that I've been passionate about more
Speaker 1: than the one that I don't even remember the name of.
Speaker 1: But I'll never forget the moment where he came out
Speaker 1: with that gun shaped microphone. He had. It was and
Speaker 1: it was. It was a special for those of you
Speaker 1: that have not had the pleasure. It was a special
Speaker 1: he did in response to the racial upper Is thing
Speaker 1: happening in our country, and Nick Cannon decided that it
Speaker 1: was his responsibility to not only do jokes about it,
Speaker 1: but also to like make make a point. He was
Speaker 1: gonna be the new Dick Gregory. Gregory was in it
Speaker 1: late Dick Gregory. Though I do want to say that
Speaker 1: I don't think Dick Gregory knew he was in it.
Speaker 1: You know, I think he thought that he was going
Speaker 1: to Knick's house. But but the point is, if you
Speaker 1: watch that special and you look at his eyes, it's
Speaker 1: like the whole special, you can tell he's panicking. And
Speaker 1: then from then on, I always just realized, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think he lives in a state of like manic chaos.
Speaker 1: So I think that a lot of things are I
Speaker 1: think that if that's the pace that you live your
Speaker 1: life that day to day, I think that you're a possible.
Speaker 1: There's like you're capable of like a lot of different
Speaker 1: types of evil because he's always just doing crazy ship.
Speaker 1: It seems like the more he's left to his own devices,
Speaker 1: Like when Nickelodeon had him like locked down, you know,
Speaker 1: we didn't hear nothing from mccannon, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, he got fired from Mattress, next got got talent,
Speaker 1: and he's got a turban on fucking kid, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like what are you doing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like uncut gems and energy, you know, like that dude.
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler's character isn't necessarily the type of guy that
Speaker 1: that would like murder somebody, but he's so manic and
Speaker 1: so all over the place that murder suddenly is on
Speaker 1: the table, because what the funk else can he do? Now?
Speaker 1: You give him lupus? Now I uncut gems With lupus,
Speaker 1: it's a whole other right. Now you're Yeah, because now
Speaker 1: he's pressed up against both his gambling and and some
Speaker 1: fucking Walter White energy mixed. Then yeah, so I think
Speaker 1: that coming like, and I say all that to say
Speaker 1: I feel like it's possible. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: completely off board with the possibility that Nick Cannon is
Speaker 1: harvesting or at least eight he's creating the space to
Speaker 1: harvest organs. Right, he need to do it. I feel
Speaker 1: like he does not. He's in a situation where he
Speaker 1: does not want to take anything off the table, and
Speaker 1: no matter what he wants to like, he wants to
Speaker 1: have all his bases covered. So this might not be
Speaker 1: his primary plan to save himself, but it's probably one
Speaker 1: that's happening. If listen, we all we all put together
Speaker 1: a fucking you know, earthquake kit. You don't want to
Speaker 1: eat that can of beans whatever? Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: to keep eating the meals I I eat. But if
Speaker 1: I gotta eat them beans, I'm gonna eat the funk
Speaker 1: out the beans, the beans from a life or death,
Speaker 1: I'm eating the beans. Olivia is telling us that the
Speaker 1: age is eighteen to donate bone marrow. Gotta wait to
Speaker 1: kill the kid, Then Olivia, wait is that alive or dead?
Speaker 1: I think you're alive. You're not right, but like, if
Speaker 1: you're dead, I could have it all. Sure, if you're dead,
Speaker 1: I ain't gotta. But I don't know if you can
Speaker 1: donate bone marrow dead. I think bone marrow. I think
Speaker 1: bone marrow is like blood, you gotta it's gotta be
Speaker 1: from a living source. I think. I mean, there's also
Speaker 1: to me makes me wonder, these are the kids that
Speaker 1: we know about. He has the resources. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: he has the resources to go to other countries. And
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, these are the kids
Speaker 1: we know about that he's having in America. You don't
Speaker 1: think he's down there. And you know, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say a country because it all sounds like you'd be bad.
Speaker 1: People have never been in the practice of accusing a
Speaker 1: black man of being a dead beat daddy. But I
Speaker 1: like your energy around. I'm not whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa whoa. I'm just exploring the options. My man is sick,
Speaker 1: he needs this. I'm just trying to get him well.
Speaker 1: I will say that if he is in fact planning
Speaker 1: to do this, and maybe this is a good p
Speaker 1: s A for Nick Cannon. I'm sure he's a constant
Speaker 1: listener to the podcast. If he is in fact planning
Speaker 1: to do this, he would have a He would do
Speaker 1: better to do it somewhere where there are less checks
Speaker 1: and balances in the way that they treat, hide and
Speaker 1: exterminate children than to do it in America. I hate exterminates.
Speaker 1: I mean, just go to Canada, Nick, nobody's gonna care
Speaker 1: not jacking Canada, no way. How long did Jake have
Speaker 1: a Donna's before we found out? No? Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: good point. And he's like the most famous guy in
Speaker 1: the World's Nick Cannon's on his famous is Drake if
Speaker 1: had a baby in Canada for three years and it
Speaker 1: took push your t air and it out Nicky getaway
Speaker 1: with And the fact that he had a weird looking
Speaker 1: baby is even more impressive. I'm not going to comment
Speaker 1: on the way that that kid looks like. I have
Speaker 1: nothing to say about how strange or strange that kid
Speaker 1: does does it doesn't listen it is it? I will
Speaker 1: say that it hasn't. It's interesting. It's a thinker. The
Speaker 1: kid will make you think, yeah about a lot of stuff. Well,
Speaker 1: I think we nailed this. I think we're both in
Speaker 1: agreement that that Nick Cannon has a backup plan in place.
Speaker 1: We're not accusing him of actually planning to assassinate any
Speaker 1: of his children for the sake of harvesting there there, Marrow,
Speaker 1: but a willingness exists for Nick Cannon should the need arise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that as soon as one of those kids
Speaker 1: turns eighteen, as long as it's not Mariah's, it'll be
Speaker 1: like checked yep to see if it can. You keep
Speaker 1: your goddamn hands off my rise children. You keep your
Speaker 1: fu hands off her kids, I'll kill you. We need
Speaker 1: those kids, we need those, We need those ultram alatto babies,
Speaker 1: those beautiful light angels, we need them. Tiny gifts from God.
Speaker 1: Well we did it. What to other people where they
Speaker 1: can find you? What cool ship do you have going on? Oh?
Speaker 1: Just go to cool Guy Jokes seven on Instagram. I
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Speaker 1: whatever I got going on there. And if you want
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Speaker 1: what we said in regard to Nick Cannon, you can
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Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you. Otherwise, you know
Speaker 1: what to do. Bye, bitch. Motherfucking many years. So many years, so,
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