Speaker 1: Start up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn boyst
Speaker 1: dot up. They're making noise, dat up dot up. Episode
Speaker 1: one three of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah, it's one
Speaker 1: thirty three. Last week you may have said one. I
Speaker 1: think I was two. Yeah, so I said one one,
Speaker 1: two episodes in a row. You know that could be
Speaker 1: a trivia question going forward. What is the only episode
Speaker 1: of the Brooklyn Boys podcast that the the episode number
Speaker 1: was wrong and they never corrected it because we don't
Speaker 1: fix our edits. Are we lazy? Or are we just transparent?
Speaker 1: I wonder sometimes I think it's the first. I think
Speaker 1: it's the former. Yeah. Well, um, here we are again
Speaker 1: recording on a Saturday. I'm gonna state for the record
Speaker 1: right now, this is going to be the last weekend
Speaker 1: that I'm recording this pod cast. We have to move
Speaker 1: back to week days. We've got to move it back
Speaker 1: to the Thursday or Friday or Wednesday. Even I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm literally done. The weather. It's eighty five degrees outside,
Speaker 1: it's sunny. Um. I got an invite to a barbecue,
Speaker 1: I got an invite to a pool party. My girlfriend
Speaker 1: wants to see me. I got friends sitting at sitting
Speaker 1: outside at at all book and restaurant. No, I am,
Speaker 1: I am popular. I'm gonna go with that. I know
Speaker 1: it's fine. So it's the last time. I'm not doing
Speaker 1: it anymore on a weekend because we're sitting here for
Speaker 1: two hours and I'm I'm yeah, it's a quarter two
Speaker 1: by the way, on a Saturday afternoon. Yeah. Well, you see,
Speaker 1: I live a different life. Every day is the same
Speaker 1: for me. And I've got a pool in the backyard,
Speaker 1: so i just go out to the pool. I don't
Speaker 1: care what it is. Hey, by the way, sick invite?
Speaker 1: What sick invite? Well, you mean when you went out
Speaker 1: to dinner with all your friends every night this week
Speaker 1: you got invite? Yeah, you've had You've had a pool
Speaker 1: since I've known you, and I've never gotten. Never, I've
Speaker 1: never gotten an invite to your pool. First of all,
Speaker 1: you knew me for twenty years. Yeah you never got
Speaker 1: Uh here's the thing, um, you you knew me for
Speaker 1: a year before. No, you don't have the cooties. You
Speaker 1: never you never got the invite. I'm started to take
Speaker 1: it personally. I'll tell you why you don't get the invite. Um,
Speaker 1: and you go out too much with too many people
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I don't I don't need you
Speaker 1: having a Corona pool party here. So when there's a vaccine,
Speaker 1: we can have a conversation about you coming over. It's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you've never expressed any interest because you are allergic
Speaker 1: to children and I have three of them, and you
Speaker 1: have not made it obvious that you'd like to come over.
Speaker 1: I've never gotten at the invite. Even in BC before Corona,
Speaker 1: I've never gotten the invite. I just explained it you
Speaker 1: because the kids. Yeah, you've made it very clear. You're
Speaker 1: a single guy. Now, had you come over in the
Speaker 1: the roughly eleven months that I lived here where I
Speaker 1: didn't have a kid, the first eleven months, you could have.
Speaker 1: You could have come over in that window you lost
Speaker 1: your window, right. I just find it find it really odd. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you also you're beautiful. Pool you're not, Yes it is,
Speaker 1: but you're not a pool guy. You're a pool party guy.
Speaker 1: That's not you. Don't You don't go to pools like, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to hang out with my friend's pool because
Speaker 1: I like swimming. You go because someone shooting foam out
Speaker 1: of a cannon. That's what you go to. I don't
Speaker 1: enjoy a great afternoon by a pool like anyone else, don't.
Speaker 1: I live in an apartment complex where we have an
Speaker 1: indoor something. It's not even a pool, it's just like
Speaker 1: a it's a cess pool. That's a sauna. You don't
Speaker 1: remember the sauna, a sauna and a hot tub. And
Speaker 1: then that's a community hot tub. That's a Petri dish.
Speaker 1: You never gone up there, And I've never never fan
Speaker 1: of the pool. I'm not a fan of I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan of an indoor community hot tug. There's a difference.
Speaker 1: I'm a pool guy. If I go to a dumpy
Speaker 1: hotel and they've got a dumpy indoor pool, I'll still
Speaker 1: go in it. Really like a I like a pool.
Speaker 1: You'll need bottle service, you need bikinis walking by you,
Speaker 1: the insto, the story of the you do the panoramic
Speaker 1: of the pool. Then you do like you raise your
Speaker 1: arm as high as you can, and then you show
Speaker 1: yourself in the pool with everybody behind my hands in
Speaker 1: the air, like I just don't care. Right, I waited
Speaker 1: for the DJ to drop the beat. Right, you are
Speaker 1: not the guy who goes to my house and hangs
Speaker 1: up by the backyard pool and talks about sports and
Speaker 1: has a beer in your hand and just put your
Speaker 1: feet up. Everyone gets desperate sometimes. No, yeah, thank you
Speaker 1: for making my house desperate. It's it's you're not going
Speaker 1: to a pool. I've seen. I've been to hotels with you.
Speaker 1: I've traveled with you. Half the time. You sit by
Speaker 1: the pool. You don't even go in the pool. You
Speaker 1: you don't want a pool. Scary cabana. You know you
Speaker 1: want a cabana. That's what you want. You want to
Speaker 1: sit in the cabata. You have a cabana and bring
Speaker 1: and have them bring you or derbs. You have a cambana. No,
Speaker 1: that's why you don't come here. I got humped. Dial
Speaker 1: it down. First of all, you're pegging my needles, if
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Okay, if I wish, if
Speaker 1: you could pack your own needle, we wouldn't even on
Speaker 1: the phone right now. Take a deep breath. It starts
Speaker 1: us over. Okay, we started off on the wrong. You
Speaker 1: would like okay, start off Okay, you would like to
Speaker 1: come to my house, I would and swim in my
Speaker 1: lovely in ground pool. Yes I would. Also, you also
Speaker 1: said the magic word in ground. I mean that makes
Speaker 1: it even more spectacular. That's great because you don't want
Speaker 1: to climb up into a pool. Um, but look, if
Speaker 1: you had above ground pool, god bless you. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying it's too much work for me, so even more so,
Speaker 1: why it would be nice to get an invite to
Speaker 1: your pool. Somebody, a friend of mine called me and
Speaker 1: I said, oh, how's your pool going? And they said, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't have to get a new pool. I said why,
Speaker 1: He said, I set up the pool this year in
Speaker 1: my back yard. He set it up. He set up
Speaker 1: the pool and it's leaking. Oh you know what? You also,
Speaker 1: so you set yourself up right there for the invite
Speaker 1: for him. Do you probably put your foot in your
Speaker 1: mouth after you ask that question and got that answer? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. No. No, he doesn't live in state.
Speaker 1: It's not okay, he doesn't. He doesn't. He lives it,
Speaker 1: lives enough farther enough, far enough away. He's not coming
Speaker 1: here to get in my pool. Besides, he he already
Speaker 1: ordered a new pool. You know, we're boys. It would
Speaker 1: be nice everyone's in a while. I'd be like, hey, scary,
Speaker 1: what are you doing after work today? Since we get
Speaker 1: off at ten am. Hey, listen, bring you up tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bring your bathing suit and bring your banking suit. And
Speaker 1: after work, just drive out to my place and we'll
Speaker 1: jump in the pool. We'll have a couple of beers
Speaker 1: and we'll put on a little h listen. We'll put
Speaker 1: on like a speaker, a bluetooth speaker. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be. We can listen to some nice music and
Speaker 1: catch up on life and what do you consider nice music?
Speaker 1: Whatever it is you want to put on a kiss ahead,
Speaker 1: go for it at your house. Right. That's the only
Speaker 1: band you know what like deaf Leppard. There you go.
Speaker 1: That's my two favorites. Okay, so we'll go to the backyard,
Speaker 1: right and you'll come out. You'll come put your bathing suit.
Speaker 1: I won't be bougie, I won't act. I won't ask
Speaker 1: for the bottle service or look for models anywhere. I'm
Speaker 1: looking for Calvin Harris to drop by and fucking start spinning. Okay.
Speaker 1: What I'll do is I'll bring the dish soap out,
Speaker 1: like from the dishwasher. I'll squirt that in and fluff
Speaker 1: it up, makes some some foam for you so you
Speaker 1: feel like having a phone party. And then after five minutes.
Speaker 1: After five minutes, if you're saying, oh, nice pool, bro
Speaker 1: it's really an ice and then you'll go so um, okay, no,
Speaker 1: come on, you know me better than that. You really
Speaker 1: you really think that a little. Then you'll say, Brodie,
Speaker 1: we should do a podcast in the pool. We should
Speaker 1: do a Yes, that's a great idea, podcasting by the pool.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone we should do a podcast in
Speaker 1: the pool. We could actually mount the equipment on a
Speaker 1: floatation device right right, what do you think? Microphone, and
Speaker 1: we'll put that on a on a what do you get?
Speaker 1: Like you'll import the float from Germany. We'll get one
Speaker 1: of those rubber ducky floats and I will be in
Speaker 1: your pool on a rubber ducky float broadcasting. We'll have
Speaker 1: a headset microphone, remember the old school ones that they
Speaker 1: used to use while it's singing and not singing and
Speaker 1: dancing like Brittany used to do whether the microphone was
Speaker 1: off and she used to do her moves like. We
Speaker 1: could get one of those mix except we'll turn the
Speaker 1: mic on and you'll actually hear us talking and we
Speaker 1: could I bet you the frame of mind we would
Speaker 1: be in in doing that episode of the podcast would
Speaker 1: be some of the best material ever because we're in
Speaker 1: a relaxed state. See right now in my hot, sweaty apartment,
Speaker 1: while I'm staring out at the sun, it's eighty five
Speaker 1: degrees at I am not relaxed. I'm actually anxious and
Speaker 1: I have FOMO because I'm missing out on whatever is
Speaker 1: going on outside and I'm here doing this podcast with you.
Speaker 1: Not that I don't love the slices at all, but
Speaker 1: I would rather do this on a Thursday afternoon. By
Speaker 1: the way, it is fomo, the fear of missing foam,
Speaker 1: because again, you know that would be that would be foam.
Speaker 1: You have phone phone. By the way, it sounds like
Speaker 1: the way you described your apartment. It sounds like you're
Speaker 1: in a sauna. So you're halfway there. You got a sauna? Well, actually, okay,
Speaker 1: I lied. I do have central if you fill up,
Speaker 1: if you fill up your tub, you got a pool.
Speaker 1: I lied. My air conditioning works. Um, I will say,
Speaker 1: can I give you a a little headset trivia headset you're
Speaker 1: talking about that the headset that goes over like one
Speaker 1: year and then the microphone wraps around your mouth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that the typical like time life operator standing by. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you ever go into any of the Old Navy, Banana,
Speaker 1: Republic or Gap stores and the largest stores where they
Speaker 1: have those headphones so that they can communicate and then
Speaker 1: talk to the stock room. Uh. I was a manager
Speaker 1: in the store, the Old Navy store in Manhattan that
Speaker 1: was the first ever to use those headphones. We were
Speaker 1: the test store because at the time we were the
Speaker 1: biggest store in the company Gap Banana, Old Navy, Gap, Kids,
Speaker 1: Baby Gap, all of that. We were the biggest store
Speaker 1: in Chelsea in Manhattan on East Street, and it was
Speaker 1: so big. It had three floors when I worked there.
Speaker 1: I think now it's four or five floors. No, it
Speaker 1: had two floors when I worked there. Now it's through
Speaker 1: they open up. It's it's huge, nows even twice as big.
Speaker 1: When I worked there, it was so big they gave
Speaker 1: us headsets and we were the first stores to use
Speaker 1: the headsets ever. First. Okay, you the guinea pig. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I I would walk around with it like, uh,
Speaker 1: tilted up to the side of my head and then
Speaker 1: if you had to call somebody in the stock room
Speaker 1: or in the back of the store, you'd flip it down.
Speaker 1: That was like my um my touch on moment, So
Speaker 1: would flipped the microphone down and when you flip it,
Speaker 1: it goes on and now you're no. You had to
Speaker 1: then reach to your hip and squeeze the button like
Speaker 1: a walkie talkie because they're walkie talkies, and you go,
Speaker 1: I need a thirty three thirty two length style slim
Speaker 1: fit blah blah blah, and you let go and then
Speaker 1: you hear we don't have those. Now, what what did
Speaker 1: you call it when there was a potential shoplifter? Um,
Speaker 1: let's see an Express. I worked for Express. We said
Speaker 1: there was, um, a light bulbout in a certain area. Really,
Speaker 1: I think in old I think an old navy. Forgive me,
Speaker 1: I worked there longer ago than some of the people
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast. But I think it was come
Speaker 1: on the floor. There's you have come on the floor.
Speaker 1: Come on the floor in somebody right, right, Because because
Speaker 1: you were talking into a microphone, you couldn't very well
Speaker 1: say shoplifter, Oh yeah, because the person will hear it
Speaker 1: from the nearest. Other people around will hear it as well. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you say come on the floor, right, So I
Speaker 1: will tell you this was three years before I started
Speaker 1: at to see one d the Morning Show, and I'm
Speaker 1: I've always been the way I am. I'll explain what
Speaker 1: that means in a minute. And so when you have
Speaker 1: if you could just turn down, if you could turn
Speaker 1: turn down for what your microphone just a little bit,
Speaker 1: keep going about that much better? Okay? So we not better?
Speaker 1: A little bit, a little bit more, a little bit,
Speaker 1: a little bit more, a little bit more. It's like
Speaker 1: ten ft away now, no, not not, don't move away
Speaker 1: from it. Turn the actual volume button down the volume
Speaker 1: nob oh, let me get to there is non scary.
Speaker 1: You know there's that. Yes, this microphone comes with on
Speaker 1: and off. It's you listen, you told me. I know
Speaker 1: it's revisionist history. You tell everyone what you told me
Speaker 1: to buy. You said, your exact words are my other
Speaker 1: co host share uses the blue snowball. You should get that.
Speaker 1: So I went to the store and I got a
Speaker 1: blue snowball. And what have you done since I got it?
Speaker 1: All you do is complain about it because you need
Speaker 1: to buy the higher model. The problem with her is
Speaker 1: in the difference between the you guys, which I'm realizing
Speaker 1: now is she's hot. It wasn't gonna go there uh.
Speaker 1: She she actually she doesn't speak the way you speak.
Speaker 1: You yell, you're you're from Brooklyn. She's not, and she's
Speaker 1: she is more. She is you're from and she's not.
Speaker 1: She actually sounds more. She has these beautiful, sweet scary
Speaker 1: I don't think the guy should be that way. So
Speaker 1: the snowball microphone is perfect for her. We realized you
Speaker 1: swallow it. But this, okay, on too, continuing back to
Speaker 1: your story. We realized you swallow it. Let's let's be
Speaker 1: honest here. Let's let's go back to what you were
Speaker 1: just saying. Okay, so about the headset, right, So, people
Speaker 1: would talk on the headset, They were like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: At any given time, fifteen people would be would be
Speaker 1: given headsets because we, like, I don't know, we had
Speaker 1: maybe like seventy people working at one time, but only
Speaker 1: the managers and the supervisors and then the people one
Speaker 1: in each department would have the headset. Right. Well, I
Speaker 1: couldn't help but make jokes when anyone said anything. So
Speaker 1: people would say something like, oh, I need a large
Speaker 1: a pair of jeans, and I was like, you certainly
Speaker 1: do like like that, So everyone would laugh except the
Speaker 1: general manager Gina she'd be like, you know, you can't, um,
Speaker 1: we need to remain professional on the headsets. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, absolutely absolutely, And then as soon as I
Speaker 1: go back out on the floor, I would make commentary
Speaker 1: or make jokes. That's who That's why I am doing
Speaker 1: stand up. Well I was so when I got the
Speaker 1: job at Old Navy was I was also I just
Speaker 1: started in a sketch improv group, so my mind was
Speaker 1: always racing with material as it is now. And so
Speaker 1: I mean, it's Old Navy. We would work like twelve
Speaker 1: hour days during the holiday season, and so I would
Speaker 1: like say things funny into the headset. What about like
Speaker 1: a hot chickst You know, I was walking by, like
Speaker 1: did you know who I was? What are the people
Speaker 1: screaming things into the microphone? Do they have codes for
Speaker 1: that like oh my god, look at her? Um no, no,
Speaker 1: they would well, they wouldn't have codes, but they would
Speaker 1: say things like, um wow, it's uh it's really getting
Speaker 1: interesting in uh in in such and such section, See
Speaker 1: I knew there was some kind of situation interesting. What
Speaker 1: about if somebody took a ship in the fitting room
Speaker 1: and left. There's no code for that? That's brown? Is
Speaker 1: that code brown. That's code brown. Yeah, no, there was
Speaker 1: no code for that. Nobody ever left the present for
Speaker 1: you guys. Any stories you ever worked at that? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I will tell you that the richer, the more affluent
Speaker 1: the mall. And I think I must have talked about
Speaker 1: this at this point, bigger right, if there is and
Speaker 1: I know I've talked about this, If there's a Nieman
Speaker 1: Marcus or Burgdolf Goodman's in your mall, most likely there's
Speaker 1: a an elitist level of people that are so used
Speaker 1: to people cleaning up after them, having a nanny or
Speaker 1: a servant or you know, a cleaning person, that they
Speaker 1: think the world is there to clean up after them.
Speaker 1: And again, that doesn't mean all rich people. I'm saying
Speaker 1: that malls that caters, I could see that, malls that
Speaker 1: have valet parking. I've worked in enough malls in my
Speaker 1: life to know the difference. They tend to have more
Speaker 1: people who leave let their kids throw food and dirty
Speaker 1: diapers in the understood because they used to servants cleaning
Speaker 1: up after them. They used to the right to having
Speaker 1: people to take care of that, so they don't have
Speaker 1: to deal with it now. On the on the flip side,
Speaker 1: very very poor people also do that because they feel
Speaker 1: like it would be nice if somebody cleaned up after
Speaker 1: me exactly. So then like you know what, I don't
Speaker 1: have that in my real life. So I'm gonna come here,
Speaker 1: destroy things, leave all the clothes uh literally in a
Speaker 1: in a crumpled ball and in the corner, and you
Speaker 1: guys can go figure it out. Again, that is not
Speaker 1: all poor people. No, I'm just telling you that it
Speaker 1: seems to be there. There's there's a there's an arrogance
Speaker 1: so that when you when you see the rich people,
Speaker 1: they walk out like I'm going to leave that there,
Speaker 1: whereas people who aren't rich, who do that, leave it
Speaker 1: like this place. Yea, yeah right people. However, I was
Speaker 1: going to say, shoplifters have no Look if you have
Speaker 1: a misconser, if you have a misconception that you think
Speaker 1: you know what a shoplifter looks like, Oh they look
Speaker 1: I know, a sketchy perton. No, No, shoplifters look like everybody.
Speaker 1: So we caught rich people stealing, poor people stealing, Uh,
Speaker 1: disheveled people, well dressed people. There's no look. It's the
Speaker 1: way they act and it's it's it's the way that
Speaker 1: they look around, and it's the way that they have
Speaker 1: a shopping bag lined with duct tape and then another
Speaker 1: shopping bag inside the shopping bag. So the duct tape
Speaker 1: lines the bag and it helps the sensors not go off.
Speaker 1: That's that's what you need to know. You know, you
Speaker 1: sound like like you've invented this trick. No the test
Speaker 1: store for this kind of No, But I I've done
Speaker 1: a lot of people, got a lot of people stoplifting
Speaker 1: back in the day. That's it. You know, you bring
Speaker 1: up people assisting and people cleaning up after you. Um,
Speaker 1: I have to tell you something and I kind of
Speaker 1: need your advice on this and maybe the slices as well.
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: anyway because I tell you about my life. So I do.
Speaker 1: I do have someone who comes in once every two
Speaker 1: weeks and cleans my apartment. Um, it's more of a hey,
Speaker 1: the shower tiles and dusting the floor and things like
Speaker 1: of that nature. So I have somebody who comes in
Speaker 1: once every once every two weeks on a Friday. And
Speaker 1: by the way, this is she's been with me now
Speaker 1: for a good fifteen years. I talked about this on
Speaker 1: an Earth episode where you didn't know her last name.
Speaker 1: I know her last name now, yes, episodes ago you didn't.
Speaker 1: I love her. I love her to death. She's great.
Speaker 1: We've you know. I I make sure that she's well
Speaker 1: taken care of. She's never asked for a raise, but
Speaker 1: I've given her raises over the years. I've actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I I you know, I I take hair of her
Speaker 1: on every Live. Now here's here's the problem. She's become
Speaker 1: accustomed to certain things in my apartment where when I
Speaker 1: would leave, you know, whenever I have like stuff too
Speaker 1: thrown away. My jewelry. Wow, what did you just say?
Speaker 1: My wallet? My jewelry. Now I'm kidding, Okay, it's it's jewelry.
Speaker 1: It's not jewelry jewelry. No, it's jewelry. I know it's
Speaker 1: I know comes first, I know how it's spelled. Its jewelry, jewelry,
Speaker 1: but jewelry jewelry, I get it. Or jewelry jeweler, but jeweler.
Speaker 1: But the problem is the problem is the problem is
Speaker 1: a jeweler. You're you're from Brooklyn Brody. You should, I know,
Speaker 1: But I don't say jewelry. You should have the same.
Speaker 1: But you should be saying that improperly the way I
Speaker 1: say it, because you're from where I'm from, and you
Speaker 1: know that when we're you know that when we're from Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: our Brooklyn roots come out and we say Brooklyn words,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn ways, and jewelrr is the way certain Brooklyn people
Speaker 1: say it. Whether it's right or not. Well, it's not right.
Speaker 1: So I'm just let you know because the people are
Speaker 1: listening right now are not most people in the Diamond
Speaker 1: with the most most people in the Diamond district are Jews.
Speaker 1: So it's jeweler you learn, wow, but they do. There's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that. They have good quality. What does
Speaker 1: what does jewelers have to do with you saying it wrong?
Speaker 1: And what who says? So you're saying it's a tusill
Speaker 1: word as jewelry or is it jewelry or either it's
Speaker 1: either way, but it's not jeweler re it's not. It
Speaker 1: should be, but it isn't. Okay, But we agree to
Speaker 1: this degree and you my story. You agree you're wrong,
Speaker 1: go on, go on. So so I've come to trust
Speaker 1: to tell it. But she the thing that you have
Speaker 1: to understand is that when whenever I have things that
Speaker 1: need to be thrown away, like garbage and boxes and stuff. Uh,
Speaker 1: I will leave things right in a certain area of
Speaker 1: my between my kitchen and my hallway. It's a small area, okay,
Speaker 1: So she knows that anything in that area in a
Speaker 1: pile gets thrown away. Oh. So last week it was
Speaker 1: a Saturday afternoon, it was a day after she showed up,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking around for my sneakers, the certain pair
Speaker 1: of sneakers, and I'm like, not the gary V the
Speaker 1: gary vs. It gets worse during these COVID times. I
Speaker 1: have been coming into my apartment and the first thing
Speaker 1: I do is kick off my shoes, so I don't
Speaker 1: track any potential COVID through my apartment. So I and end.
Speaker 1: I haven't had her come in in several months. This
Speaker 1: is this is her first time she's been back, but
Speaker 1: over the course of the years, she's conditioned to knowing
Speaker 1: everything between my everything in that little area gets thrown away. Well,
Speaker 1: I had not one, but four pairs of sneakers in
Speaker 1: that area that I had used kicked off because I
Speaker 1: didn't Again, I didn't want to track it through my house,
Speaker 1: So I I had sneakers and flip flops in an
Speaker 1: area of my apartment that I never have had before BC,
Speaker 1: before COVID, because you know, I usually to my usually
Speaker 1: go to my bedroom. I'm getting anxiety, right. So it
Speaker 1: was a Saturday afternoon, and I'm like, we're these four
Speaker 1: pairs of shoes and I'm looking, and I'm looking because
Speaker 1: I have a shoe thing behind my closet, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the slots are empty. I'm like, they're gone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, oh no, oh no. So I
Speaker 1: call her up and she tells, me, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I thought they were garbage. You put them in the
Speaker 1: area you leave garbage. I threw them away. She threw
Speaker 1: away three pairs of sneakers. One of them were my
Speaker 1: new Ultra Boosts that I got that more than two
Speaker 1: months ago. A pair of Ratti sneakers which I don't
Speaker 1: give a shit about, my Gary Vs, which I had
Speaker 1: gotten for free, but still I loved those, and my
Speaker 1: and and and a pair of flip flops which Robin
Speaker 1: got me for Christmas. Okay, so hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: My heart is palpitating, and and and she goes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she goes, you had you had a box.
Speaker 1: I had left an empty box on top of them,
Speaker 1: because that was that was garbage the box. So she goes,
Speaker 1: I put everything in the box, and I put it
Speaker 1: beside the garbage shoot. She didn't throw them down the
Speaker 1: garbage shoot. Now, I live in a high rise building
Speaker 1: where you have. Once it goes down that fucking shoot,
Speaker 1: it goes into this giant dumpster at the bottom, and
Speaker 1: you're done. But she claims she didn't. But she put
Speaker 1: him out there at Friday morning, at like nine am.
Speaker 1: It is now Saturday afternoon. And then then I called
Speaker 1: down frantically to the front desk and spoke to the
Speaker 1: guy who does ten tends to the garbage. And he
Speaker 1: said to me, I gotta be honest. I do not
Speaker 1: remember even on your floor, he says, I would have
Speaker 1: noticed a box of sneakers. Now I'm thinking I better
Speaker 1: not be seeing him wearing my sneaking. Now he's he's
Speaker 1: also a great guy too, so he wouldn't do that
Speaker 1: to me. He would not suck me like that. So
Speaker 1: now I'm sitting here thinking, Brodie, oh, what do I do?
Speaker 1: So I called her back and I said, Estella, I
Speaker 1: said they are gone. I said, I said that son's
Speaker 1: wearing your sneakers. By the way, Yeah you think so? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think her son who has a size has a
Speaker 1: son your size twelves. She was so apologetic, she was
Speaker 1: so scared. She apologized to me and she said that
Speaker 1: she would pay for them, and I said, no, don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. Don't worry. It's fine. And because I
Speaker 1: don't want to, I don't want to do that to her.
Speaker 1: So so she does know me anything. I'm uh, I
Speaker 1: gotta but but what would Brody do? I'm thinking because
Speaker 1: these now I have, if I was to replace anything,
Speaker 1: it's gonna have to be the Ultra Boost because those
Speaker 1: were my favorite fucking sneakers. I only had the for
Speaker 1: two months and they were brand new, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my sneakers are gone. So so there
Speaker 1: you have it, David. I don't know where they were gone.
Speaker 1: They're gone, man, never recovered. They searched high and low.
Speaker 1: The only what we think could have happened is somebody
Speaker 1: saw them between Friday morning and Saturday afternoon and saw
Speaker 1: them in the garbage room and be like, huh, nice sneakers,
Speaker 1: And okay, did you did you put a sign up
Speaker 1: in the garbage room? No, how would you know that
Speaker 1: to do that. She threw everything in a box, and
Speaker 1: she's like, no, you should put a sign up in
Speaker 1: the garbage room. If somebody in the garbage room saw
Speaker 1: your sneakers, then they'll see the sign that says, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm paying a reward. I really want my sneakers back.
Speaker 1: Offer someone a hundred bucks, you'll get you sneakers back.
Speaker 1: They're worth a lot more than a hundred bucks. Do
Speaker 1: you think that? I mean, would you make her pay?
Speaker 1: Would I make her pay? No, I wouldn't leave my Okay,
Speaker 1: let me let me. Let me tell you something. And
Speaker 1: I've said this before, so and again I'm not embarrassed
Speaker 1: to say it. Um, my wife and I both work
Speaker 1: um full time and we have three kids, and once
Speaker 1: a month we have a woman come in the house
Speaker 1: and help in clean house. And in fact she has to.
Speaker 1: I did to have a partner, so the two of
Speaker 1: them come uh and and take care of the house
Speaker 1: for us one day a month. As a president of
Speaker 1: my wife, who works very hard, we decided that it
Speaker 1: was hard to keep up with the house, so we
Speaker 1: have someone as well, and um, we pre clean the house.
Speaker 1: So she comes on usually on a Wednesday, so Tuesday
Speaker 1: and my wife will say hey, she's coming tomorrow before
Speaker 1: she gets here, because I don't want her to do
Speaker 1: a whole lot. You know, does the basics, like, for instance,
Speaker 1: I just bought new new mats from my bathroom. I
Speaker 1: know she always like, we'll throw them in the washing machine,
Speaker 1: but they're brand new. I just opened the box and
Speaker 1: put them on the floor Tuesday. So I picked them
Speaker 1: up off the floor and put him in the closet.
Speaker 1: Because if I if I leave her a list of
Speaker 1: things not to do, she might do them right by accident.
Speaker 1: We we put away all the stuff we don't want
Speaker 1: thrown out. We don't have a pile, because that's that's
Speaker 1: your first mistake is saying anything in this pile throw out.
Speaker 1: Should have a box and then say anything in the
Speaker 1: box throwout. We'll throw your own damn stuff out or
Speaker 1: throw in the garbage pail. The thing, the fact that
Speaker 1: your sneakers were laying there is not very My question
Speaker 1: is why wouldn't she at that point say see them
Speaker 1: and be like, these are all pretty brand new. This
Speaker 1: is unlike him. I'm gonna text him and and text
Speaker 1: me first, is this really garbage? I mean, how how,
Speaker 1: how how extravagant? Does she and boogie, does she think
Speaker 1: I am that I'm throwing out fucking brand new sneakers?
Speaker 1: Like he listens to the podcast and she sees your apartment,
Speaker 1: You've already answered your own question. Bullshit, bullshit. You have
Speaker 1: a couch in your house that's I would say, fifteen
Speaker 1: year old. It looks like nobody ever sat on it.
Speaker 1: Does this woman think I'm made of money that I
Speaker 1: would be throwing out sneakers and that good of a
Speaker 1: good condition. They were all in great condition except for
Speaker 1: the one ratty pair. Okay, I just got the last year.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, if it was my house,
Speaker 1: anyone who walks into my house would see sneakers from
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, and no not to throw them out.
Speaker 1: If your sneakers have dirt on the bottom, people might
Speaker 1: assume that you should throw the fuck you. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: but you know I can't falter because we've established that
Speaker 1: that's the area. And I funked up. I I was
Speaker 1: just putting my sneakers there because that's where I put
Speaker 1: them during these COVID times. Okay, so it's your fault, um,
Speaker 1: but it's her fault. Well, it's her fault because she
Speaker 1: didn't text me and be like, are you sure one way?
Speaker 1: You know, when you shut down your computer, you know,
Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't it come out? Would have saw you know?
Speaker 1: It's a pop up It says you really want to quit?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to delete your hard drive?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to erase this content? Everything?
Speaker 1: There's always like a warning pop up on everything in life, right,
Speaker 1: there's always have one click. It's not a one click
Speaker 1: and done. It's always two clicks to get to delete
Speaker 1: ship because then it's gone. So that that pop up
Speaker 1: should have been her texting me and be like, are
Speaker 1: you sure you wanted to throw away these sneakers? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're the sneakers in a pile, like where every day
Speaker 1: you kick them off, you put them in a pile?
Speaker 1: Or were they sporadically thrown in a general area like
Speaker 1: flip this one off, flip that one off. The next
Speaker 1: day you flip this one over, you flip that one over. There?
Speaker 1: Were they all separated or did you kick them all
Speaker 1: into a pile? They were all separated? Oh that's doubly band,
Speaker 1: I know, because it doesn't look like garbage. It looks
Speaker 1: like I just like kick my sneakers off. The thing is,
Speaker 1: in all the fifteen years I've been with her, she
Speaker 1: knows that I don't do that. That is not a
Speaker 1: normal behavior. I never I've never left my sneakers at
Speaker 1: the front of my house. She knows for years that
Speaker 1: I've set the precedent that they've always been in. My
Speaker 1: sneakers are strewn across my bedroom floor. That's where my
Speaker 1: sneakers left, right, see my my our woman knows that
Speaker 1: my kids throw things everywhere. So I would say seventy
Speaker 1: of her job when she comes in the house just
Speaker 1: to organize the sneakers by the front door, pick up
Speaker 1: all the blankets in the living room, pick up all
Speaker 1: the straight in this make a pile. So she's really
Speaker 1: great at making piles and like organized. But you know,
Speaker 1: I'm working from home now, So in my in my den,
Speaker 1: which is like the little room off the kitchen down
Speaker 1: the stairs. Um, I've got a couch, a coffee table,
Speaker 1: a piece of furniture with like a fake fireplace, and
Speaker 1: the TV on the wall. It's it's minimalistic, but that's
Speaker 1: where I work. So I sit on the couch, my
Speaker 1: laptops on the coffee table and I stare at the TV.
Speaker 1: So the coffee table has gone from empty coffee table,
Speaker 1: two notes for the show, pens and scissors, packing supplies underneath,
Speaker 1: on the shelf for eBay, because that's where I do
Speaker 1: all my eBay selling, right, and then I have like
Speaker 1: some business cards, some different things that whatever has accumulated
Speaker 1: on the desk. I'm not gonna go down the whole list,
Speaker 1: but there it's all sectioned, like I know where everything
Speaker 1: is right right. My wife will say to her, Hey,
Speaker 1: don't clean this kid's room because they're working on cleaning
Speaker 1: or they're they're laying out all their clothes and they're
Speaker 1: redoing their closets. Right, And I'll say, like, oh, do
Speaker 1: me a favor, don't clean this right. Oh yeah, I've
Speaker 1: a little sticky if you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: I leave him the little note on my pillow be
Speaker 1: like just changed the seat. Don't change them this time.
Speaker 1: I just were working from home in March. She's been
Speaker 1: to the house with a mask before you ask, three times.
Speaker 1: The first time she she messed up my table, right,
Speaker 1: I had my glass there where I drink out of
Speaker 1: because I get off on the show. I get off
Speaker 1: the show at ten and she comes to eleven. So
Speaker 1: we've been working on the show till eleven for the
Speaker 1: past two months. So I get off the show at
Speaker 1: eleven and then she's at the door. So I leave
Speaker 1: my glass there sometimes and I go take a nap,
Speaker 1: so I tell her. So the first time she went down,
Speaker 1: she touched the table, touched my glass, she moved everything around.
Speaker 1: So I said to her. The next time she came, Hey,
Speaker 1: do me a favorite. Don't just stay with from that table.
Speaker 1: That's my mess. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
Speaker 1: the mess over here. I got no problem, no problem, okay.
Speaker 1: So the second time, no problem. Third time, which was Wednesday,
Speaker 1: a couple days ago, she reorganized the whole desk. She
Speaker 1: threw out stuff that she thought was good. Boy. You know,
Speaker 1: I had like a receipt from home Depot I needed desperately.
Speaker 1: That's gone. So it's not a perfect it's not a
Speaker 1: perfect world, but I want to keep in mind I
Speaker 1: love this woman. I took a nap Wednesday, and after
Speaker 1: the after my nap, I heard they were still in
Speaker 1: the house. It was like one o'clock. I did my
Speaker 1: ten thirty two one o'clock nap I jumped in the
Speaker 1: shower because they had already done the bathroom spotless, put
Speaker 1: the mats back down that a brand new took a shower,
Speaker 1: came out of the shower. I got, you know, I
Speaker 1: got dressed in the bathroom, came out of the bathroom
Speaker 1: through my mask on, and I'm coming down because they're
Speaker 1: in the house, and I'm coming down the steps I have.
Speaker 1: I think it's seven steps from my bedroom level to
Speaker 1: the the bottom of the steps, which is my foyer
Speaker 1: coming into the house, which is tiles. It's a pattern
Speaker 1: tile area that goes left to right. As you're coming
Speaker 1: down the steps, and I have my iPad in my
Speaker 1: left hand. Okay, y as I go down the step, No, yeah,
Speaker 1: my iPad was in my hand. I get to the
Speaker 1: bottom step there in the kitchen, which is I don't know,
Speaker 1: about twenty ft to the right of the bottom of
Speaker 1: the staircase. Okay, the floor was wet. I immediately one
Speaker 1: ft slip go flying in the air, and I can't
Speaker 1: use my left hand to break my fall because the iPad,
Speaker 1: and I reached back with my right hand and I
Speaker 1: jam my arm into the staircase and so I landed
Speaker 1: on the second step and then I go and then
Speaker 1: I fall, but first boom boom down to the Now
Speaker 1: both women in the kitchen turn because I know they're
Speaker 1: in there. I looked to them as I was falling.
Speaker 1: They turned as I went right. They see me fall,
Speaker 1: they go all no, and they start running to help me.
Speaker 1: And all I can see was that they weren't Their
Speaker 1: masks were down by their chins, and so I put
Speaker 1: your mask on. That's all you cared about, That's all
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't. I don't want to, you know,
Speaker 1: because I'm um. You know, I try very hard to
Speaker 1: make sure everyone is safe around me, unto even while
Speaker 1: you're falling. So right, So she's like, I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: I didn't hear you the flows wet. I said, I
Speaker 1: know the flows wet. I wasn't mad at her. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing, this is not a joke. Now, I
Speaker 1: think I may have ripped my right pectoral muscle. She
Speaker 1: owes you a new pectoral muscle, Yes, she does. I
Speaker 1: can't lift my arm above my head, I can't reach
Speaker 1: back without severe pain. Um, and it's been since Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I can't sleep on my right side, and so I
Speaker 1: think I may have done some severe damage, and so
Speaker 1: I'm I'm googling, like what to do? How to you
Speaker 1: know what the treatment is? Um, I can't go for
Speaker 1: physical therapy because I don't want my normal guy, how
Speaker 1: do you get well? I don't want free dessert, the
Speaker 1: same way you don't want her to pay for you
Speaker 1: a sneaker. It's not her. I have known that she
Speaker 1: mopped the flow. I'm not upset with her. I was
Speaker 1: really telling the story number one to tell you well,
Speaker 1: I'm in a lot of pain, and too that I
Speaker 1: was yelling, what's your bass? God? I didn't say it
Speaker 1: like that. I was like, okay, put yours. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: all right, we have to we have to grab a
Speaker 1: first break here, all right, and we'll come back with
Speaker 1: We will tell you the only thing that hold on
Speaker 1: the only thing that makes my arm feel better, it's
Speaker 1: drinking fantastic. No, I can't do that. No is my
Speaker 1: fantastic in ground pool. We can go to commercial O.
Speaker 1: You fuck youst with and scary. You really know how
Speaker 1: to rub it in joke? Yeah yeah, Joe, but I
Speaker 1: can't rub one out. It's all right. So see, I
Speaker 1: set you up for travel, right, I set you up
Speaker 1: for that joke you did because I knew the outcome.
Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna say, rubbing rub one out.
Speaker 1: There's a recall. See what we did there, We did
Speaker 1: that on purpose. Callback callback recall. Um, go on to
Speaker 1: the talk about the reviews we get on Apple iTunes.
Speaker 1: What about them? Have you take? You know, I've stopped
Speaker 1: looking because so Sapio were writing some stupid things. A
Speaker 1: couple of people, right, So we have so we have
Speaker 1: a five star rating. But that's that's that's because it's
Speaker 1: really like four point eight nine, four point nine five,
Speaker 1: and they round it up right, because there are some
Speaker 1: people who give negative reviews. Now, I like to focus
Speaker 1: on the positives. So let me look at a couple
Speaker 1: just as some of the headlines free dessert rants, hilarious antics,
Speaker 1: smash lid jugs, smash h l y d b jugs.
Speaker 1: I'll be all honest. It took me a while to
Speaker 1: give this podcast a chance, which is why I'm only
Speaker 1: on episode fifty two. This from a year ago. This
Speaker 1: from a year ago. Um, but that loves the podcast. Warning,
Speaker 1: this show is addictive, phenomenal podcast, awesome podcasts. All five stars?
Speaker 1: Are people been? Have people been rating it? Recently, or
Speaker 1: we've fallen off with the review of the is it
Speaker 1: from a year ago? Best comedy podcast, funniest podcast, great podcast.
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary are the best if you're if you're
Speaker 1: new to this podcast, we haven't said it in a while.
Speaker 1: Please feel free to go board a welcome start from
Speaker 1: zero after this episode and uh you know that, listen
Speaker 1: in order, but go to Apple iTunes and and leave
Speaker 1: us a nice review or just a review like Brody's
Speaker 1: about to read. Well, um, because there's three bad ones
Speaker 1: that all came in. Uh, it looks like from April
Speaker 1: to May. It looks like we had we were in
Speaker 1: a rut there or was it people's minds were in
Speaker 1: a routcastaring miserable moods. Well, this person's iTunes name is
Speaker 1: you know how we we said f you. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say after these people, but you can decide
Speaker 1: how you feel. A Michelle loves Ronnie. Now I'm assuming
Speaker 1: this is a coincidence, but the person wrote I loved Greg,
Speaker 1: Ronnie and Scary. They spelled your names scary and didn't
Speaker 1: capitalize it. By the way, they capitalized Greg and Ronnie
Speaker 1: but not scary. How does that makes you feel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they wrote, Yeah, this podcast isn't funny. All right, Wait
Speaker 1: a second, Okay, So so what they're referring to is
Speaker 1: the previous podcast I was a part of, the off
Speaker 1: air show. Is it's here on this same feed that
Speaker 1: we're using for Brooklyn Boys. So what she's trying to
Speaker 1: say is she liked the off fair show that better
Speaker 1: than the Brooklyn Boys podcast, which means she doesn't like me.
Speaker 1: But that's that's fine. Um, Twiggy is that Twiggy is here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can. How about how many stars that you give it?
Speaker 1: And by the way, please don't leave negative reviews because
Speaker 1: I'm not going to read anymore for another year and
Speaker 1: a half. By the way, don't don't leave negative reviews,
Speaker 1: so I'll read your don't do that. How many stars
Speaker 1: did did Michelle leave us? One? Because that's what you're
Speaker 1: killing me. Uh, this person wrote, I consider myself a
Speaker 1: phantom supporter. I have been listening since the off Air
Speaker 1: Show following from the beginning. I don't ever post reviews
Speaker 1: or anything of the sort, but listening to episode one
Speaker 1: twenty seven just disappointed me. The majority of episodes are great, Okay,
Speaker 1: we like that you have a few episodes that are
Speaker 1: not up to par. This one was disappointing for me.
Speaker 1: What did we discuss an episode? Um, you know what,
Speaker 1: I took a screenshot. There is more to the to
Speaker 1: the post. I think this was the one about Wayfair.
Speaker 1: They didn't like that I that I, um, I got
Speaker 1: money at a Wayfair and that I you know right?
Speaker 1: And you sold the ship so you made money off
Speaker 1: of them. And by the way, I didn't sell the ship. No, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't sell the ship. They gave me. They gave
Speaker 1: me a credit right well, and they took money off
Speaker 1: the chair because by the way, um, the chair I
Speaker 1: ordered in March. Yeah, right, you guys heard the episode.
Speaker 1: You listen in order. There is an update which I'll
Speaker 1: give you as long as Twiggy is here. Doesn't get
Speaker 1: as well, because I will give you the much I'll
Speaker 1: give you the much shorter update either today or the
Speaker 1: next one because there is no final update yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: so while we wait to the final update, I'll just
Speaker 1: so continue on with what Twiggies review is no, because
Speaker 1: I this is a screenshot, I can again Twiggy gave
Speaker 1: us one star and then nail Tech Girl. Nail Tech
Speaker 1: Girl obviously is upset because they can't work right now
Speaker 1: because of COVID nineteen. Nail Tech Girl um is not
Speaker 1: a fan of mine. One star. I hate that Brodie
Speaker 1: always thinks he's right frowny face. Well I hate that too,
Speaker 1: but I put up with you. Okay, it's scary all
Speaker 1: the way. He's the best, but it's time to move
Speaker 1: on from this podcast, peace sign. Brodie thinks he's funny,
Speaker 1: which he's not. Capital not always wants free things. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's of course we all do. But continue and
Speaker 1: oh here it is. I'm sorry. Here's all you need
Speaker 1: to know about nail Tech Girl after and sorry, I
Speaker 1: want to say Twiggy is here was not complaining about Wayfair.
Speaker 1: I've confused the two reviews this person is. But after
Speaker 1: the Wayfarer lower case w A y f a r
Speaker 1: e er Wayfarer episode, it made me look at it
Speaker 1: look it made me. It made him look even worse.
Speaker 1: S m h right, well that's come on, so she So,
Speaker 1: nail Tech Girl is upset that accompany each that that
Speaker 1: my wife paid hundreds and hundreds of dollars for an
Speaker 1: expensive chair that we saved up for because my girl,
Speaker 1: my daughter wanted it. For her fifteenth birthday. Was this chair.
Speaker 1: The fact that they screwed me it parts were missing,
Speaker 1: they lied to me about delivery, all the things you
Speaker 1: guys heard. That makes me a bad person. It's not that,
Speaker 1: It's not that, it's it's it's you did. You did
Speaker 1: the we good grape soda reach uh to them pretty much?
Speaker 1: You pretty much screwed them out of the money. You
Speaker 1: you took the tables that were turned, and you took
Speaker 1: an advantage of the situation. Are you secretly not? Damnit?
Speaker 1: You found me. You caught me, Brodie, I am nail
Speaker 1: tech girl. I'm not, but I'm just I could see
Speaker 1: what I could in a sense what because I was
Speaker 1: a little upset. I'm like, you're taking advantage of company
Speaker 1: and you're selling their ship. Now you've got two chairs,
Speaker 1: you're moving one, and you're making money off the hold on.
Speaker 1: I never ever said I was going to sell one
Speaker 1: of the chairs. I said I was going to give
Speaker 1: the chair that doesn't have a base to my other
Speaker 1: daughter and maybe order the part for it. So it's
Speaker 1: one thing to get free dessert, it's another to take
Speaker 1: the entire pastry shop. And that's what you did. Go
Speaker 1: back and listen to the episode I will. It makes
Speaker 1: me angry. They didn't want the chair shipped back. They
Speaker 1: wanted me to take it apart and ship it in
Speaker 1: in in in multiple boxes. Understood that that's not my problem.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. I come, I come. This is where
Speaker 1: I have to disagree with Nail Teck girl. These are
Speaker 1: the things that you just live with, and these are
Speaker 1: things that make us. Somethings make us happy, somethings make
Speaker 1: us sad. You disagree, you agree with certain things, you
Speaker 1: don't abandon us like that. And I think that's if
Speaker 1: you don't do us. You don't listen, You don't listen
Speaker 1: to a hundred and thirty episodes and and and appreciate
Speaker 1: and enjoy all my other stories. And then when one
Speaker 1: story doesn't sit right down the exact lane that you want,
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, it's like, you know, those
Speaker 1: people that listen to our show. Now, look, we broadcast
Speaker 1: to every type of person, okay, and we'll do phone
Speaker 1: taps with Indian accents and Irish accents and Asian accents
Speaker 1: and all kinds of accents. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: am from the school that doing an accent is not
Speaker 1: an offensive thing, as long as you don't use that
Speaker 1: accent to make offensive stereotypes. Okay, So how do you
Speaker 1: compare if I if I do a British accent or Australian, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: regardless of what I just did and it was more
Speaker 1: Australian or whatever. Um, But if I do Harry Potter,
Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of British people, right. If I
Speaker 1: do Lusian accent, right, I do Laussian accent, I'm not
Speaker 1: making fun of Russians, right, But as soon as I
Speaker 1: do an Indian accent, someone will go, oh, you're making
Speaker 1: fun of Itian people. You're racist. No, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: doing an accent like any other nationality accent if I
Speaker 1: do a of an accent or or whatever else. But
Speaker 1: but certain people will will listen to the Morning Show
Speaker 1: for fifteen years, right, But then you do a Hungarian
Speaker 1: accent and they're Hungarian. Now they're offended. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're insulting Hungarians. It's part of the
Speaker 1: disposable science society we live in where everything was just fine.
Speaker 1: Well to me, that means you weren't a fan to
Speaker 1: begin with. There's a person on my Instagram, right, now
Speaker 1: that I'm fighting with that pretty much wrote off twenty
Speaker 1: years of listening because I posted a picture of me
Speaker 1: standing outside supporting local local restaurants in Jersey City, and
Speaker 1: I wasn't wearing a mask for the picture, even though
Speaker 1: it was in my back pocket. I followed all the
Speaker 1: rules before and after. You could go to the post
Speaker 1: a Scary Jones and see what I'm talking about. Read
Speaker 1: the caption before you comment. And this one person is
Speaker 1: going back and forth and then tells me after going
Speaker 1: back and forth with me, he's like, like daniel Ones,
Speaker 1: his name is from California, whoever he is. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I gotta be honest. I like Danielle
Speaker 1: and I like Elvis. I ever liked you? Like great?
Speaker 1: Why the fund do you follow me on Instagram? Brad
Speaker 1: un followed, I don't need you in my life. I
Speaker 1: don't need toxic. So the thing is he's willing to
Speaker 1: to listen and love all these years until he disagrees
Speaker 1: with one thing that I say or post, and now
Speaker 1: I'm disposable and you just throw me away. But that's
Speaker 1: how life is. Now. That's the that's it's the cancel culture,
Speaker 1: you know, That's what it is. It's a real thing.
Speaker 1: If you google cancel culture, not people know what cancel culture. Not.
Speaker 1: A lot of our listeners know that Google cancel culture,
Speaker 1: and you'll see a bunch of articles pop up up
Speaker 1: about it. It's fascinating and it's a problem every every
Speaker 1: night on social media as someone else is canceled or
Speaker 1: the party's over subscribe. Right. Oh, Jimmy Fallon is canceled
Speaker 1: because twenty years ago on Saturday Night Live, he wore
Speaker 1: a black face and dressed up like Chris Rock his friend. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm not giving an opinion on that. I'm just telling
Speaker 1: the story. And that was like Jimmy Founds canceler. J
Speaker 1: Founce canceled. So is the nicest human being on the planet.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he c I'm sure that night he was
Speaker 1: in tears that people would be angry at him. He's
Speaker 1: the nicest guy. Apologize however, but the point is he's canceled, right,
Speaker 1: way Fharaoh story Yeah, way fairer. You know what if
Speaker 1: you don't know what, it's way fair, I'm canceling you
Speaker 1: all right, you're canceled. Um, It's a purity test, right,
Speaker 1: everyone has a purity test, Like, oh, I can't vote
Speaker 1: for that person because they did one thing I don't
Speaker 1: agree with. I agree with eighty nine, but I don't
Speaker 1: like their lord there. I don't like the way they
Speaker 1: handle parking meters. Yeah. I agree with them on war.
Speaker 1: I agree with them on on gay rights. But boy,
Speaker 1: that parking meter thing they do, they're dead to me.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not voting. I'm not voting for that guy,
Speaker 1: even though I hate the other guy. I can't vote
Speaker 1: for this guy because he doesn't like clouds. I read
Speaker 1: somewhere that in two thousand and one he said he
Speaker 1: didn't like clouds. I love clouds. I can't vote him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the other guy is a disaster. Yeah, but this
Speaker 1: guy doesn't like clouds. So I'm gonna stay home and
Speaker 1: I Liketion day. Well, then you can end up with
Speaker 1: the disaster. I don't care. I can't vote for a
Speaker 1: guy doesn't like clouds. So, yeah, that's the world we
Speaker 1: live in. Doesn't like my Wayfarer story. I'm sure she
Speaker 1: likes all the other stories. Well maybe listen, that's who
Speaker 1: I am. Like I said, don't buy the book if
Speaker 1: I ever get around to finishing it. Um, And I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I lost you. But as far as your picture online, um,
Speaker 1: I know you corrected the caption because the minute I
Speaker 1: saw that picture of you in the middle of the street,
Speaker 1: I said, okay, he's not wearing a mask. And the
Speaker 1: person to the to your right, but in the picture
Speaker 1: to the left is not wearing a mask. Someone's gonna
Speaker 1: call him out. Now. What you originally wrote on your
Speaker 1: post was following all the rules stand safe. Well, the
Speaker 1: point of the post was that, hey, you know some
Speaker 1: local businesses just reopened. Nobody has questioned that you should. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: but after people attack you, you change the caption to
Speaker 1: my mask is in my back pocket. I took it
Speaker 1: off just for the picture and I put it right
Speaker 1: back on, which had you put originally, you probably would
Speaker 1: have gotten less grief. The other problem with Instagram but
Speaker 1: they don't read. I know people we put up a
Speaker 1: picture about I Art Radio and Sirius XM and it
Speaker 1: said you can listen live on the app, and people
Speaker 1: are like, can you listen live? So I get it.
Speaker 1: The other problem with Instagram is the more button, right,
Speaker 1: because anything after more nobody reads. So your first line
Speaker 1: needs to be mask is in my pocket? Because yeah,
Speaker 1: because anything below the fold they just see. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: out at restaurants having a good time. More They're like,
Speaker 1: oh this funk is it wearing a mask? They don't
Speaker 1: hit the more button. So look, I've given you ship. Um,
Speaker 1: where's my phone? I wanted to read something that somebody
Speaker 1: uh sent me in a d M because people worry
Speaker 1: about you, you know they do. So where where is it?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Hold on? Want um? I don't want to
Speaker 1: get into a mask versus non conversation. There are people
Speaker 1: listening to this right now that I don't want to get.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get. Don't get you, get me upset.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you upset. But this person, Jake Jeff
Speaker 1: Jeff Skier, he'd sent me a d M. My cousin Sky, No, no, no, Scot.
Speaker 1: Is that how cousins work? Scary? Their names are slightly different.
Speaker 1: Ahead people realize that if your name is brod Sky,
Speaker 1: I'll see you at the family reunion. Right continue. So
Speaker 1: this was based on the picture you posted last weekend
Speaker 1: where you were at a table with eight people, and
Speaker 1: they wrote, I got really concerned when I saw a
Speaker 1: scary dining table with tons of dudes. Hashtag virus alert.
Speaker 1: See they're worried about you. That's awfully nice. They actually care.
Speaker 1: But do they actually care or they just want to
Speaker 1: start the pot? What do they really want to do?
Speaker 1: You know what? I think we listen, we're not talking
Speaker 1: about this yere because this is gonna get me angry.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna get that. I want to, I would
Speaker 1: like to. I would like to rip somebody a little
Speaker 1: bit about a social media post. Um. I will take
Speaker 1: your aggressions. No, I will admit to you again that
Speaker 1: I was. I was looking on TikTok for political stuff
Speaker 1: and for news. But in the four you section you
Speaker 1: sometimes get like, oh click this, click this, and I
Speaker 1: got into am you know you go down the rabbit
Speaker 1: hole is notorious for this. Okay, so I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna give out the person's name, but it's a
Speaker 1: somehow I got the Please don't give me shit. I'm
Speaker 1: just at this. I went down a rabbit hole. There
Speaker 1: is a very attractive girl, I want to say, your
Speaker 1: twenties and it's it's a split shot. On the left
Speaker 1: side it's called well, it's not a video, it's just
Speaker 1: a picture. And on the left side it's hard in
Speaker 1: a in a bikini and and um in her bathroom,
Speaker 1: and on the right side, it's hard in a bikini
Speaker 1: in her bathroom, the same position, different bikini. On the
Speaker 1: left side, it says she's a hundred and twelve pounds,
Speaker 1: on the right side a hundred twenty four pounds, now
Speaker 1: hundred twelve fo Right on the top, she wrote, your
Speaker 1: worth isn't defined by a number, your health isn't defined
Speaker 1: by a scale. Also, why the scale ain't shit? Okay,
Speaker 1: she's trying to say, I gain weight and I still
Speaker 1: look fantastic. But here's my problem. She went from being
Speaker 1: fairly thin and attractive to a smidge more than fairly
Speaker 1: thin and attractive, and she's playing this that weight is
Speaker 1: scale doesn't mean anything. I still look fantastic at But
Speaker 1: here's the thing. If you were one ninety at that height,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be posting a picture in your bikini. The
Speaker 1: scale would mean ship number, the number wouldn't be important,
Speaker 1: and your health would be defined by the scale. So
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh, it's real cocky and I'm set
Speaker 1: and the look I've I'm somebody who's not thin, So
Speaker 1: I'm I'm okay to say this. Don't play the thin
Speaker 1: card again, to me, but like, look at me, I'm thin,
Speaker 1: and look at me, I'm only like ten pounds to
Speaker 1: heavier than thin. I'm still thin. Numbers don't mean anything.
Speaker 1: You're in the range of hot, like and I'm not
Speaker 1: saying anyone weighs more than it's not hot. I'm saying
Speaker 1: in this picture, this particular girl is attractive at both
Speaker 1: of those weights. So to play it, like, look at me,
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of both of my weights, and the
Speaker 1: scale doesn't mean anything. I get it. That makes her
Speaker 1: feel good. And I'm not looking to offend anybody. I
Speaker 1: just feel like had she gained fifty pounds, she wouldn't
Speaker 1: be making that post. Do you agree? Like you and
Speaker 1: I fluctuate? You and I fluctuate pounds over the course
Speaker 1: of a year. Right when I'm down twenty pounds and
Speaker 1: I'm up forty or thirty that twenty five, I fluctuate
Speaker 1: twenty pounds. When I'm up twenty five, I don't go, well,
Speaker 1: look at me, I still look great. What is this?
Speaker 1: I feel like I better lose this twenty five pounds. Well,
Speaker 1: she's feeling. She was feeling herself in that moment, So
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Whatever? Yeah, I just feel
Speaker 1: like it's I don't know, is that a bad exam
Speaker 1: pople to give people like, don't don't care what you weigh,
Speaker 1: because look at me, I look great. She's in, she's
Speaker 1: in two low ranges, she's in. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just found I saw a screenshot at it. I'm going
Speaker 1: to delete it now because I don't need to look
Speaker 1: at them. Okay, delete, thats go. That's just something I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring up. Um, did you look at the
Speaker 1: picture of City Field? I say I did. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: post this on my Instagram if I remember, hopefully you'll
Speaker 1: see it. City Field is the baseball stadium where the
Speaker 1: Mets play, and it was built and opened in two
Speaker 1: thousand nine. It was probably under construction from two thousand eight, roughly, no,
Speaker 1: two thousand's seven, Yeah, for a couple of years. And
Speaker 1: during construction, and when the stadium first opened, the outfield
Speaker 1: wall was black, which I hated, scary hated, and three
Speaker 1: years later they made it blue. Okay. So I'm looking
Speaker 1: at an aerial shot that somebody posted on eBay, and
Speaker 1: it's a picture of the old stadium, SHA Stadium in
Speaker 1: the new stadium, and they're both there and you can
Speaker 1: see that the new stadium is still under instruction. There's
Speaker 1: no seats in the stadium. And I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: wall in the picture, which again is an aerial so
Speaker 1: it's taken from a blimp or a plane, and you
Speaker 1: can see the wall is blue. Now I know the
Speaker 1: wall wasn't blue during construction, so I screenshot at it
Speaker 1: and I zoomed in all the way and it looks
Speaker 1: like somebody took a computer photo program and painted the
Speaker 1: wall blue. You know, I'm talking about scary and in
Speaker 1: center field, the wall, at least the blue stripe that
Speaker 1: looks like a wall goes into the stands. It's it's
Speaker 1: poorly drawn, and it looks like it goes on top
Speaker 1: of where the seats are, okay, and it's all jaggedy,
Speaker 1: So it looks like somebody just changed the color so
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't think, like, if you didn't know that
Speaker 1: the walls used to be black, you'll go, oh, they're blue.
Speaker 1: This is a great picture. So I was thinking about
Speaker 1: it's a poster. I would maybe order. It's a really
Speaker 1: cool poster. So I emailed the guy on eBay and
Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, I got a question about this picture.
Speaker 1: It looks like the picture you posted is photos shopped
Speaker 1: to make the wall look blue. Is the original poster black?
Speaker 1: Because this looks terrible, right, So he writes back, maybe
Speaker 1: you should open your fucking eyes before your fucking mouth
Speaker 1: and and know that the walls used to be blue
Speaker 1: and they changed them to black, and they changed them
Speaker 1: back to blue. The only problem with that is because
Speaker 1: I saw the picture you're talking about, is it looks
Speaker 1: like it was painted on after the fact, like photo
Speaker 1: shopped or something. And the and the way the wall
Speaker 1: is it's going into center field. We discussed this off
Speaker 1: the air, right that we that it looks like it
Speaker 1: doesn't the line isn't curved the way the wall would curve.
Speaker 1: It kind of goes straight. You'll see that. It's as
Speaker 1: a visual Brodie, I don't know if we should know
Speaker 1: and whether where the outfield wall ends about in the
Speaker 1: picture a quarter inch away there's a blue dot. There's
Speaker 1: a blue dot sitting there like when they were drawing
Speaker 1: the wall. They they like they touched somebody. It's terrible,
Speaker 1: all right, So then you know what it's bogus? Then
Speaker 1: well it's bogus. The point is this guy first, So so
Speaker 1: so I wrote back. I said, first of well, don't
Speaker 1: tell me about the city field. I'm friends with the team.
Speaker 1: I was there when they were building it. I was
Speaker 1: there before it opened. I know the walls were black.
Speaker 1: This picture is doctored. So but he was. The point
Speaker 1: was he was nasty. That's the that's the way people
Speaker 1: are now. Their first reaction is I disagree with you.
Speaker 1: Fuck you die that point you canceled. Fuck you You
Speaker 1: should open your wy Hey, man, if you open your eyes,
Speaker 1: you'll see what I'm talking about. Can't we have a
Speaker 1: fucking dialogue about it? Why can't we? You know why
Speaker 1: we Why do we have to point the accusatory finger.
Speaker 1: That's right. I disagree with you. I hope you die.
Speaker 1: You're an awful person. I said something on Instagram. UM,
Speaker 1: oh you know what. You know the guy from Barstool Sports.
Speaker 1: We played the clip of him, Yes, Dave Portnoy. You
Speaker 1: know he does a pizza review thing. Of course, that's
Speaker 1: the that's how I know him best. Okay, so one yes,
Speaker 1: so one of our listeners and I apologize. I'll try
Speaker 1: to compet the name. While we're talking. One of our
Speaker 1: listeners sent me a d M and it said m. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your buddy Portnoy was reviewing the Brooklyn Boys Pizza place.
Speaker 1: But in the in the video, he comes out of
Speaker 1: the pizza place and he said, and there's a sign
Speaker 1: in the window on this video masks a mandatory. He
Speaker 1: comes out of the pizza place and he's like, he's
Speaker 1: fucking mask whence this chicken? And I'm out wearing a mask? Right,
Speaker 1: And then he goes on to talk about the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Pizza, the Brooklyn Boys Pizza in Louisiana, Florida, or
Speaker 1: book book of Raton Boka Raton in Florida, in Florida. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so they're in Boka Raton, the Brooklyn Boys Pizza.
Speaker 1: He reviewed that in his latest review. A few people
Speaker 1: actually called my attention to that right right, and so
Speaker 1: um people were So I made a comment like, so
Speaker 1: somebody made a comment about the mask thing, and I
Speaker 1: think I wrote something like I agree he should have
Speaker 1: his mask on because the sign says mask mandatory, and
Speaker 1: here's being a dick about it. And again, I don't
Speaker 1: want to get into whole mass conversation, but the hate
Speaker 1: that I got for agreeing with this person, I forget it. Uh.
Speaker 1: Somehow I had me, fuck me and my fascist, rioting,
Speaker 1: looting friends. I'm like, how did it turn into that?
Speaker 1: It turned into like such vitriol, such hate, And it
Speaker 1: was because I agreed with the guy who says, hey, man, listen,
Speaker 1: the mass conversation is one of many hot buttons going
Speaker 1: on right now, and draversation. I don't want to have
Speaker 1: that conversation. By the way, speaking of Dave portnoy Um today,
Speaker 1: I saw just a matter of hours ago he was
Speaker 1: in Morristown, New Jersey doing a review. Somebody posted on
Speaker 1: their instat story, Oh my god, l President Day stool
Speaker 1: President Day is here right now and they're showing him
Speaker 1: like like they're filming him from the street. They actually
Speaker 1: have their camera crew on site. And he just came
Speaker 1: out of a pizzeria right now in the More town
Speaker 1: of Jersey. I'm kind of curious to know which place
Speaker 1: he was reviewing, but he was. That's not that far
Speaker 1: from where we live. Um, okay, So Peter may Is
Speaker 1: is the person who sent us the video. Yeah, thank you, Peter.
Speaker 1: We have to take a breakast. Thank Peter for for
Speaker 1: causing me. So, I mean, he's causing no because he
Speaker 1: looped me into this world of venom on this page. Now,
Speaker 1: I have no one to blame but myself. But I
Speaker 1: had a block a few people. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Please Commercial jump in your fucking pool. And Brodie, I'm
Speaker 1: sick of biting Brody. Can we have something positives come
Speaker 1: out of today? Um? Well, we do this. We're just
Speaker 1: doing a negative podcast. It's just negative, all right? Then
Speaker 1: I won't I won't tell you about the lobster roll problem.
Speaker 1: And I won't tell you about the problem. How about
Speaker 1: no problems problem. I want your opinion. I want your opinion,
Speaker 1: and I know your slices. I know that there's something
Speaker 1: in your life. You can tweet us. We'll read them
Speaker 1: next week. Where when you see somebody does something, you
Speaker 1: know right away they can't be your friend, right, Like
Speaker 1: there's something about them. Where you you see somebody, you
Speaker 1: meet them like uh at a at an event or
Speaker 1: a dinner or a wedding or bar mitza, what do
Speaker 1: you think you could be friends with them? Then you
Speaker 1: learn something about them and you can't be friends with them? Right?
Speaker 1: There's always something. I'm not gonna list all of the
Speaker 1: things I don't like that I would never be friends
Speaker 1: with somebody. Um, but I'm in Target and uh, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: we got the pandemic going on, and there's a guy
Speaker 1: in Target. I'm wearing my my Mets mask on my face.
Speaker 1: Of course I have a Mets mask. And I see
Speaker 1: a guy looks about my age. He's wearing a Mets shirt.
Speaker 1: He's wearing a Mets hat. No, I'm sorry. He had
Speaker 1: a Mets hat on and a rock shirt from from
Speaker 1: a from a band that I like, So I like
Speaker 1: that the shirt he's wearing, he's got a Mets hat on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, you know what, I I bet this
Speaker 1: guy and I can maybe have something in common. He
Speaker 1: kind of he looks like my my kind of guy, right,
Speaker 1: And then I noticed he's wearing flip flops, and I
Speaker 1: realized I could never be friends with a guy who
Speaker 1: wears flip flops to Target. Why it's summer. It's summer.
Speaker 1: It's it's fucking ninety degrees out in humid. It wasn't
Speaker 1: hot that day. This was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a hot day. Okay, he wasn't wearing shorts.
Speaker 1: He was just barefoot, wearing flip flops and Target, and
Speaker 1: I it's just something about that. For me, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm judging him, not everybody. I felt like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not friends with flip flop guys. Now you're a
Speaker 1: flip flop guy. I love flip flops. In fact is
Speaker 1: if I've tried to wear Actually I wear them to
Speaker 1: work in the summertime. I love it super convenient. There's
Speaker 1: nobody if I wore them to work the other day.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I I don't want to
Speaker 1: see your toes. And I don't mean you, I mean
Speaker 1: anybody don't want to see your feet. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: feel like that's too dressed. I think that to me,
Speaker 1: the flip flop is like the sleeveless tank top. But
Speaker 1: there's a rubber song between my two toes that you're
Speaker 1: not seeing all of my feet. The last thing I
Speaker 1: want to do is picture you and the word thong.
Speaker 1: So you don't like flip flops, But I couldn't be
Speaker 1: friends with this guy. I don't want to be like Mike.
Speaker 1: Let's go hang out and he shows up in my
Speaker 1: car with flip flops on. You are something else, man,
Speaker 1: You are a piece of work. Are you telling me
Speaker 1: there's nothing that you could see somebody in a public
Speaker 1: store and go, yeah, I couldn't be friends of that guy.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they were something You've never seen a girl
Speaker 1: and go, oh, I could never date her because she's
Speaker 1: doing that. She like she chewing gum like a cow.
Speaker 1: Yeah she has. If she has painted on eyebrows, I can't. Oh,
Speaker 1: women and women women who like literally like paint on
Speaker 1: their eyebrows with eyeline eye eyeliner over the brow or
Speaker 1: in placement of a brow to darken it. But right,
Speaker 1: so that's okay. So but you like the girls who
Speaker 1: have like their their lipstick outlined. I don't like lips. No,
Speaker 1: that's another. That's another you hate that, right? But who
Speaker 1: does that anymore? Do you? Is there anyone out there
Speaker 1: who lines their lipstick with liner like lip? Yes? A
Speaker 1: couple of months ago I saw a girl at Target,
Speaker 1: same Target, by the way, and she had the lipstick
Speaker 1: and she lined her lips like a tone color like
Speaker 1: the liner. It was. It was brown and dark brown,
Speaker 1: dark brown liner and and and brown lipstick. Yes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, or like a hot pink and a pink Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you telling me that? Like if you don't be friends?
Speaker 1: If you if you heard a guy right with a
Speaker 1: brook On accent walking in in in CVS. Right, and
Speaker 1: then you heard and you you saw he was wearing
Speaker 1: a death metal shirt or uh some kind of like
Speaker 1: maybe anti religion shirt or something like that. You saw
Speaker 1: like it was a hate filthy shirt. You would go, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't be friends with that guy, because
Speaker 1: I don't judge a book by its cover. There, David Brodie,
Speaker 1: that's crap. You're you're but you judge women, I don't.
Speaker 1: You just said you couldn't be friends. I couldn't date
Speaker 1: someone that way. You'd hang out with them? Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna bring it around though, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. You want to you when you show up somewhere,
Speaker 1: you want to be able to, like be able to.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be embarrassed by your company. So
Speaker 1: when you bring a plus one, right, so I'm like, guy,
Speaker 1: ain't one, then then everyone's gonna be talking behind her
Speaker 1: back like that girl. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is why I don't want to go hang out
Speaker 1: at some place where we go to a wedding and
Speaker 1: my buddy Mike shows up wearing a tuxedo and flip flop.
Speaker 1: He's not going to be wearing different It's a different story.
Speaker 1: Brod don't know that. What if he's granola eating flip
Speaker 1: flop guy? You don't know that? You are crazy? What
Speaker 1: if he what if he's a mustard on his hot dog? Guy,
Speaker 1: I can't be friends with him. I'm talking about I'm
Speaker 1: talking about dating somebody for their and and having him
Speaker 1: out being your buddies. I'm talking about a guy being
Speaker 1: your bud like. I don't discriminate. I'm all about it.
Speaker 1: I'm with every there's nothing, there's nothing a guy that
Speaker 1: you could see him in a store and go, I
Speaker 1: can be friends of that guy. What if he had
Speaker 1: like long hair or a mullet, You're gonna be like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I can be friends with that guy. I've had mullet
Speaker 1: friends in the past, in the nineties. And then I
Speaker 1: would you go to would you go to a club
Speaker 1: on a Saturday? Would your buddy Mike with a mullet?
Speaker 1: Mullet Mike? I probably wouldn't. I probably thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: So you do draw the line. You have a line,
Speaker 1: it's mullets, yeah, and your line is flip flops. He's
Speaker 1: not wearing flip flops to a club or a wedding
Speaker 1: flip flops. You don't know that. You don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I just what is it about
Speaker 1: a guy in flip flops that? Okay, I don't scare.
Speaker 1: I don't know you triggered David Brody. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: First of all, toes on a guy I'm not I
Speaker 1: don't want to look at them. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see your feet unless you're in my pool. And that's
Speaker 1: why I don't have the guys over to my pool.
Speaker 1: No offense, but that's why I didn't get your feet,
Speaker 1: your feet and never going to my pool. They're like
Speaker 1: like hawk claws. You have the worst. You know, you
Speaker 1: have the worst toes? You do? I do not. My
Speaker 1: toes are sexy, Actually are all different lengths are That's
Speaker 1: how toes are, dude, And look at your feet lately.
Speaker 1: Your second toe is twice the size of your big toe.
Speaker 1: No it's not, Yes, it is. If I've got beautiful feet,
Speaker 1: if I do say so myself. Scary which toe is
Speaker 1: longer your big toe or the second toe? The second toe? Barely?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Barrell, thank you, But most people, most people's
Speaker 1: second toes are bigger than their big toes. Okay, the
Speaker 1: other reason that's not true, I don't I don't want
Speaker 1: to walk around Target with a guy. Hey, Mike, let's
Speaker 1: go hang out at home depot and I have to
Speaker 1: hear flop flop flop flip flop when you walk. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear it. By the way, if nail
Speaker 1: tech girl came back, I'm sure she's loving this. So judgmental.
Speaker 1: Now I'm judgmental a flip flop? You're just mental. You
Speaker 1: forget about the judge part. Listen. I bet if Elvis
Speaker 1: did this topic on the air, people would call in
Speaker 1: and agree with me. And if not about a flip flops,
Speaker 1: there's something else where. You see somebody go I can
Speaker 1: have your friends with them? Could you please tweet us
Speaker 1: at David Brody, at Scary Jones at the Broolyn Boys
Speaker 1: hashtag I could never be friends with and then after
Speaker 1: the hashtag, I can let be friends with somebody who
Speaker 1: buys she bagels okay or Shi pizza? Thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you ah. But those are different things. Don't aren't physical attributes?
Speaker 1: Those are people that have slops are in physical attributes.
Speaker 1: This person made a choice to go into you. Okay,
Speaker 1: by the way, how is this not complaining about something?
Speaker 1: Didn't we say something positive? I wanted an opinion, that's
Speaker 1: all I wanted an opinion. Very abrasive today, Jesus, what
Speaker 1: very abrasive? Very Maybe you should jump jump in the
Speaker 1: pool or something. I could jump and I'm gonna jump
Speaker 1: in the pool. The heater is on, by the way,
Speaker 1: the heater is on. My friend, Uh, let me look
Speaker 1: through my notes here. I had Emily Rose at Emily
Speaker 1: Rose one to three. He's something positive at David Brody.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I called Comcast and asked my money
Speaker 1: back for the regional sports fees since there's no sports
Speaker 1: airing and it worked. You're a genius. Thirty five dollars
Speaker 1: back just like that, Thanks Brooklyn. Boys. That's a positive.
Speaker 1: So I want to intend. I want to Actually, I
Speaker 1: wasn't able to say this on the Big Show because
Speaker 1: it has a curse word. Oh no, no, but you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna love this. I think I think our
Speaker 1: slices would really love us. UM. So there's an Instagram
Speaker 1: account out there right that you guys all should follow.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Um. What we don't realize is that a
Speaker 1: lot of Instagram models and self proclaimed bloggers, they all
Speaker 1: sometimes get paid to do posts. Right, we know that
Speaker 1: their influencers, but they also have to release these posts
Speaker 1: that all look perfect every one of their pictures. You
Speaker 1: know the account I'm talking about, right, the type of
Speaker 1: account that all has a theme to it. Everything is
Speaker 1: the same color scheme all their pictures that they post. Okay,
Speaker 1: check this out. A lot of these paid bloggers and influencers,
Speaker 1: when they all get a lot of one company will
Speaker 1: come around like a I don't know, like a toothbrush
Speaker 1: or um uh, a freaking hairspray I don't know, or
Speaker 1: I don't know, whatever it is, or some sort of
Speaker 1: a shirt or a tennis bracelet, and they pay them.
Speaker 1: They pay a bunch of people to do posts to
Speaker 1: be creative. Well, we don't realize is they make these posts.
Speaker 1: They actually all think that they're doing something original, right,
Speaker 1: So it's this is more of a visual But the
Speaker 1: point is they all copy off each other. They all
Speaker 1: bite off each other, every one of these people, and
Speaker 1: like I had the idea first, so so they'll be
Speaker 1: out like with a picture of clothes. They'll have the
Speaker 1: clothes on like a wash line in the middle of
Speaker 1: a field. But it turns out every girl who's advertising
Speaker 1: that shirt is doing the same thing. It's embarrassingly unoriginal.
Speaker 1: And so there's a there's an Instagram account that said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna coalate colate all of these accounts that are
Speaker 1: copying each other and put up one of those ten
Speaker 1: ten picture bursts and tag each model as they fucking
Speaker 1: bid off each other. Go to at shit bloggers post
Speaker 1: that's s h I t bloggers. Try to say it
Speaker 1: on the air. I couldn't do it. People DM to
Speaker 1: me said, what is it? So if you go at ship,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting money from them if they're knew they're
Speaker 1: a startup. No, but you did funk up when you
Speaker 1: told this story on the air. By the way, okay,
Speaker 1: that's let's not confuse people. I want them to go
Speaker 1: to at ship bloggers posts saying you here out loud
Speaker 1: on this podcast. Go there and you will see just
Speaker 1: it's just hysterical how unoriginal these Instagram models are when
Speaker 1: they're advertising something. I'm gonna go here right now and
Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. Well, what did you want
Speaker 1: to say, Brodie to complicated? Not to complicate things, Elvis
Speaker 1: called you out on and I was screaming on my couch. Um,
Speaker 1: you said on the air, just now, you said that
Speaker 1: somebody collates all of the Colatel On the air you
Speaker 1: said Coalate and Elvis. Deal. All right, yeah, I added
Speaker 1: a syllable to it, big deal. No. I want to
Speaker 1: commend you because today you said, all right, so you learned,
Speaker 1: proud of you even though you're from Brooklyn, and you
Speaker 1: use that as an excuse for why we speak. So
Speaker 1: So here's the latest post from ship bloggers. Um, it's basically,
Speaker 1: I guess Instagram models were paid to either they were
Speaker 1: paid to pose topless with a bouquet of flowers in
Speaker 1: front of them, either the flowers a flower company, or
Speaker 1: whatever it was. Uh, maybe it wasn't. Maybe they were
Speaker 1: just doing it because they needed a sexy picture to
Speaker 1: put up for that day. But they literally have ten
Speaker 1: pictures of ten models all posing the same way with
Speaker 1: different bouquets of flowers. It's like, it's like I had
Speaker 1: this idea first, but no, you didn't. You're all you
Speaker 1: you think your original, but you're not. They're trying to
Speaker 1: be artistic. They're like naked behind a bouquets of flowers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. I will tell you that picture number
Speaker 1: four where she shaped it like a w Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Although the girl in picture five who has
Speaker 1: the flowers growing out of her pants, that's not a
Speaker 1: turn on. Not a turn on. Now, I don't need
Speaker 1: to see a literal bush growing out of your pants,
Speaker 1: right uh? And now how about different ways to photograph
Speaker 1: you with a glass of wine in a bathtub? And
Speaker 1: and literally they tagged ten models all thought they had
Speaker 1: original ideas of I'm going to take a glass of
Speaker 1: rose and put it with candles in a bath it's
Speaker 1: really a visual. But when you see it together and
Speaker 1: you start swiping through the pictures, and then again, these
Speaker 1: women don't know each other, they're all competing for the
Speaker 1: same Some of these these are very funny. I won't
Speaker 1: tell you. Some of these are a stretch. Like I'm
Speaker 1: looking at the one with the white outfit. It's all
Speaker 1: the same top. But yeah, but somebody's are very very shadows.
Speaker 1: The shadows one is great, the shadows post where everybody
Speaker 1: the shadows like you know or one the first one
Speaker 1: they ever did was women. A woman laying on a
Speaker 1: bed with her legs straight up in the air and
Speaker 1: like they literally have a collection of all of these
Speaker 1: models with there with laying in a bed with their
Speaker 1: legs straight up in the air. It's like these people
Speaker 1: don't have a creative bone in their body that they're
Speaker 1: all you know, how do you photograph pancakes with syrup?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but they show you. Well, go for it,
Speaker 1: all right. I didn't want to make you jealous because
Speaker 1: I know this is right up your alley. But I'm
Speaker 1: not verified on Instagram yet. Is a travesty. I'm only kidding.
Speaker 1: I don't care. No, you should be verified. But I
Speaker 1: do have a business account because I have gotten I'm hoping,
Speaker 1: excuse me, I should say have I'm hoping someday somebody
Speaker 1: pays me to post something by the any clients that
Speaker 1: I've posted. UM, I have not gotten paid. It's just
Speaker 1: products I use. It's it's not and I've never gotten
Speaker 1: paid for uh for a lot of well one time,
Speaker 1: one time, it was part of It doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 1: So this company out of nowhere reaches out and says, hey,
Speaker 1: we think you'd be the perfect person to to promote
Speaker 1: our product. Go d m us at this account and
Speaker 1: tell them that, Um, that Trevor sent you, we'd love
Speaker 1: to get you a watch, um and have you be
Speaker 1: a spokesperson for our site. And then a couple of
Speaker 1: days later I got another one for a sunglass company,
Speaker 1: and again I went, I looked, and it's it's different.
Speaker 1: People who have a large following, who are just wearing
Speaker 1: the watch or wearing the sunglasses in day to day life.
Speaker 1: They got a free pair and they're they're they're like spokespeople,
Speaker 1: like bloggers, right, hip bloggers. I did. I didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it. I'll tell you why. First of all,
Speaker 1: I felt like there's gotta be a scam here. I
Speaker 1: also felt like they only saw how many followers I have.
Speaker 1: They my my thumbnail picture is a cartoon of a
Speaker 1: person on the radio. I don't feel like they looked
Speaker 1: at my life to go with this is the guy
Speaker 1: we want. I don't know if they want me sitting
Speaker 1: by my pool wearing their watch or sunglasses as their spokesperson.
Speaker 1: Because I'm looking and it's all and you know, it's
Speaker 1: all these models, hot guys in their in their convertible cars,
Speaker 1: shirtless right right, clean chested like no hair on their chest.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I said, convertible cars. Obviously I'm
Speaker 1: in convertible but you know, okay, so it's all people
Speaker 1: live the life that I understand why they wanted. But
Speaker 1: me driving my kids to the to the you know,
Speaker 1: looking for malls were open. I don't think that's what
Speaker 1: they wanted to see me. What my watch on? Nothing
Speaker 1: screams sexy like Brody going to Auntie ends with the
Speaker 1: right right now. If I was in the if I
Speaker 1: was in the morning show studio, I could see like
Speaker 1: that could be a thing. Like if I had sunglasses
Speaker 1: on and we were in the studio and Harry Styles
Speaker 1: is over my shoulder by the way, speaking of so anyway,
Speaker 1: would you would have done that? Though? Right, you would
Speaker 1: have jumped on that in a minute. Well, no, I
Speaker 1: would have tried. But I the competition is fierce. I've
Speaker 1: seen what they what what what what goes? I see
Speaker 1: what the kinds of people who auditioned for this ship
Speaker 1: actually get you know, get paid and get there. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy. That's not That's not me. It
Speaker 1: never was. I'm not a model. Well it wasn't about
Speaker 1: getting paid. You go getting watch or a free pair
Speaker 1: of sunglasses. Yeah, you know what I wouldn't put my
Speaker 1: name in the ring. I think I didn't do it
Speaker 1: would look weird. I didn't do it. So I wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure that you and I were on the
Speaker 1: same page on that. All Right, I gotta go out
Speaker 1: and have a day. I don't know about you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna jump in my pool. Okay,
Speaker 1: once again, leaving you a chance to invite me right
Speaker 1: here at the end of this podcast. Well where well
Speaker 1: you want to come over to the pool. I mean
Speaker 1: maybe i'd take cap on that offer that we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that if I was invited. So you're not inviting
Speaker 1: me today? Degrees? Yeah, in the pool. The pool is
Speaker 1: set to eighty five, which is nice. Okay, just rub
Speaker 1: it in some it in some more. I will tell
Speaker 1: you scary. Try you can rub it in a little
Speaker 1: bit more. Um in two weeks. Again, we I talked
Speaker 1: about this last week a week before, so you already
Speaker 1: know this. I'm just reminding you. The hot tub arrives,
Speaker 1: so we will have the hot tub. Why are you
Speaker 1: telling you about something that I can't be a part of.
Speaker 1: If you want, you can, you can come over and
Speaker 1: play um rummy cube with the kids with my in
Speaker 1: my flip flops and your flip flop. Or I could
Speaker 1: go open a fire Hydra with a rush. Yeah and
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