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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Po Nikky, Hello here I am, It's

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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to Monday Morning. Here at the show,

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Speaker 1: Morning afternoon. Um, I just woke up. Well, I already

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Speaker 1: woke up today, but then I took a nap and

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Speaker 1: then I overslept, So I apologized to you guys for oversleeping.

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Speaker 1: But I had a guy to appointment this morning at nine.

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Speaker 1: But I got to walk there because I lived so

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Speaker 1: close to the hospital. Nice. It wasn't it wasn't an alley.

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Speaker 1: It was a back alley. Yeah, somewhere. They're not even

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Speaker 1: letting us get those legally anymore. Also, they're like, we

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Speaker 1: could do it inside. You're like, this is what if

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Speaker 1: I brought a coat hanger. They're like, we don't need

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Speaker 1: that's not necessary. No, um um, but I did have

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Speaker 1: an exam and I haven't had one of the Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I gotta you gotta see year old uterus. They're like, yes,

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Speaker 1: a C minus will let you slide even though there's nothing,

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Speaker 1: there's no lubrication down here to slide down. Uh there

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Speaker 1: was so right before I went in, Like the room,

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Speaker 1: you know, they like way you and they do your

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Speaker 1: blood pressure whatever. By the way, I always get weighed blindly.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know my way fucking ever ever ever,

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Speaker 1: so I turned around, I'm like, can I just not

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Speaker 1: see the number? And um, so I face the like out,

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Speaker 1: I don't face the number. And then I hear her

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Speaker 1: type and I hear it three numbers, so I know

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Speaker 1: I'm in the triple. I'm just kidding, so I can

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Speaker 1: hear it. A I'm like, God, damn it, that's that's

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Speaker 1: the way it used to be for me. But um no,

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Speaker 1: and then um to the blood pressure all this stuff

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Speaker 1: and then uh, and I had this I when I

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Speaker 1: when I was hospitalized for antraxia, I had already have

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Speaker 1: brady cardio, which is a very low heartbeat just naturally,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I was hospitalized because my heartbeat was

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Speaker 1: so low when when back in when I was eighteen

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Speaker 1: or whatever. And so I have this thing where when

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Speaker 1: I'm getting my blood pressure taken, I always start like

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Speaker 1: kind of hyperventilating trying to get it up so I

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Speaker 1: I'm the opposite of that, really, yeah, because I mind

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Speaker 1: so high, but your heart rate is high, or I

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Speaker 1: guess my blood pressure but that that can affect that

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Speaker 1: your stress level. Isn't one of those numbers the heartbeat, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: they just take that number with the blood pressure, but

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Speaker 1: it's not one of those. A lot of times they

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Speaker 1: don't do I don't remember. I'm doing my pulse so much,

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Speaker 1: but what was your pulse at? Naturally, I don't even

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Speaker 1: get that one. I mean I don't. I don't ask

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Speaker 1: for that number because I don't understand that. But my number,

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Speaker 1: my it's about forty. Okay. Today, you can always tell

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Speaker 1: what your pulse. I can tell what my pulse is

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Speaker 1: because I know what one second is, like one, two, three,

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Speaker 1: And if it's slower than one second, then that means

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Speaker 1: it's less than sixty. And if it's higher than one second,

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Speaker 1: then it's more than sixty. And then you just kind

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Speaker 1: of see like, oh is it too per second? Then

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Speaker 1: it's one that makes sense anyway. So I was just

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Speaker 1: like all I just knew, Like even though it was over,

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Speaker 1: it was like twenty literally twenty years ago, I was

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Speaker 1: still like like I just sit down and I start

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Speaker 1: going just to get it up, which is so stupid.

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Speaker 1: But um then she was like, do you mind if uh,

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Speaker 1: you know your doctor is having someone shadow her, you know,

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Speaker 1: another like a med students shadow and I was like,

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Speaker 1: bring them on in, I don't care, who cares. And

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Speaker 1: then it was like it was a boy and then

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Speaker 1: that changed my hands. I have a female doctor. I'm

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Speaker 1: never having a male gnecologist ever, ever, ever again. Sorry

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Speaker 1: mail collegist. I know you're in it for the right reasons,

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Speaker 1: but are you pick a different one? Like, you don't

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Speaker 1: about your mom dying of some kind of ovarian cancer

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Speaker 1: or something. Now it's creepy ever since seen that doctor.

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Speaker 1: One doctor ruined it for you. Yeah, guess what that's you.

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Speaker 1: Guys don't get to do that now. And honestly they

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Speaker 1: not only did she have a med students shadow her,

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Speaker 1: which I agreed to when I thought it was a

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Speaker 1: but he looks like, yeah, his name was Max, that's

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Speaker 1: my name is a Max. He has like like spiky hair,

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Speaker 1: like yo, what they did call me Nicki at one

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Speaker 1: point and I was like, my name is Nicole on

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Speaker 1: they know who's pussy. This is she? I mean I

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Speaker 1: and I was like clock to that, like it definitely

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Speaker 1: says at call my chart. We did not talk about

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Speaker 1: anything in here that when you're looking at my pussy,

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Speaker 1: medically it's Nicole's. Well it does have a yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just have a grout show marks glasses on down there.

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Speaker 1: So maybe that's how they knew I was a comedian.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you? So? So wait so yeah, so

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Speaker 1: were you? I did not know it was a man,

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Speaker 1: but I was just like why was it? Why would

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Speaker 1: this matter? Why did it matter? Why would you let

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Speaker 1: another woman another man? Well, because generally women are getting

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Speaker 1: horny for pussies, and I have a famous pussy. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I do like there's something about it, like I'm not

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Speaker 1: just if I don't care if people don't know who

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Speaker 1: why I would always say, like I would do porn

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Speaker 1: if I could wear a mask. Or something like I

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Speaker 1: don't care, but if they know they can place who

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Speaker 1: kid lives. It's it's as if for you to for

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Speaker 1: someone who is not me to understand this, because like, well,

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Speaker 1: it would be the same as if you said yes

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Speaker 1: to a someone's shadowing and then they walked in. There's

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Speaker 1: someone who lives in your apartment building. They know who

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Speaker 1: you are. Let's say that. They just they're not friends

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Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh god, and but I

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't know it was going to be

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Speaker 1: a man. And then that's even weirder. So then you

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Speaker 1: have and then not only do they have that, she

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Speaker 1: says before I begin me the exam, we have a

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Speaker 1: a chaperone in the room. So then they bring in

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Speaker 1: and now they're doing that. It's your porn fantasy. Finally

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Speaker 1: someone's petting your hair. It's just a check you have

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Speaker 1: a good girl. And I have the joke. They don't

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Speaker 1: know I have that joke, but you do where it's

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Speaker 1: we still need a chaperone. That's why there is a

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Speaker 1: chaperone in place now at whatever, at this really nice hospital.

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Speaker 1: And she was like, it's not required by Missouri, you know,

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Speaker 1: state medical law. Whatever. She said, they don't do that randomly.

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Speaker 1: It's because it's creepy. Male guy knows why why are

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Speaker 1: be like progressive and be like, it doesn't matter, it's weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well then okay, well then what do you How do

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Speaker 1: you funk your wife? How did do you ever watch porn? Well?

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Speaker 1: a practicologist, I think that's like where men go, or

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Speaker 1: like uh, for a woman. Women are getting turned on

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Speaker 1: by male's men's penises, we just don't. We don't have

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Speaker 1: for their wife. No, but I think they can compartmentalize

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Speaker 1: But I have insecures, insecure about my vagina every time

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Speaker 1: it's like a hanging you with ship everywhere, So maybe

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00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 1: it would be fun to give them a really mess

423
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 1: to clean up, even if you're being electrocuted. I bet

424
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: you ship. I think like, when you die, you ship.

425
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 1: No matter what I just left going, I'm just gonna

426
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 1: have a couple of carrots because I don't want to

427
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 1: look like an idiot with ship everywhere. Yeah. Um, I

428
00:21:56,359 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 1: would probably do Skyline Chili. I really would, at least

429
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,160
Speaker 1: to be my favorite. Your executioner would kill himself after

430
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 1: he sees that. I literally used to make myself sick

431
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: every time I ate Scylan Chili as a kid, because

432
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: I would be it would be such a treat, and

433
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 1: I would every single time I left Skyline as a child.

434
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 1: That's how I know I had eating disorder stuff long

435
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,959
Speaker 1: before it ever struck me. I would feel the need

436
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 1: to throw up every single time I ate scylind as

437
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 1: you know, from the ages of seven to one, and

438
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 1: I remember not being not loving it. I don't know why.

439
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 1: It wasn't for me. I only wanted to throw up

440
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 1: because I ate too much of it. It was never

441
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: because it was like bad or tasted bad or made

442
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: me feel sick. It was just it's so good. Oh

443
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 1: my god, I love it so much. That'd probably be

444
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 1: my last meal. Skyline chill or like a deep dish

445
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 1: pizza saucy. Aren't certain foods like skyline chili when you

446
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,959
Speaker 1: were that age was fantastic. But now like like I

447
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: had a the other day, I had like a big

448
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: a while ago. But I remember to seeing him mcdie

449
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 1: an old cheeseburger or double cheeseburger and being like, oh

450
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: my god, I get and it just didn't hit the same.

451
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 1: You know, I've read this that kids palates. The reason

452
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: kids don't like a lot of food, and then you

453
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 1: get to you grow up and you start liking it

454
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: is because kids are dumb and so they eat more

455
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 1: stuff like and when we used to be like foragers,

456
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: kids would eat they're they're your taste buds are turned

457
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: up so that poison and plants is more discernible. So

458
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: that's why kids hate foods because they're taste buds. There's

459
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: so much more sensitive because they're stupid. We need to

460
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 1: make them more sensitive. When you get to be an adult,

461
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: as a you know, tribesmen, you you've by then you've

462
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: lived a little bit more. You know what plants to avoid,

463
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 1: what berries to avoid. You don't need your senses to

464
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: go no, no, no, don't do this, so your tastes

465
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 1: get more. Uh, you know, you have a wider range

466
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,199
Speaker 1: of things that you can eat and not be like

467
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: disgusted by, because it doesn't make sense that kids are

468
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 1: grossed out by onions and then adults can have them. Yeah,

469
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 1: they're grossed out by peas. I hated peas. That's all

470
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: your peas. That's more societal, like Brussels sprouts and peas.

471
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: That was always like the classic thing a kid would reject,

472
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 1: you know, I know, and that's I guess your head

473
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,199
Speaker 1: because you're told that. Yeah, you're told like that. You know,

474
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: the little rascals don't like peas or like Garfield doesn't

475
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,959
Speaker 1: like salads or whatever. Yeah, there was something like you're

476
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,239
Speaker 1: gonna eat your greens or like, you know, I'm just

477
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 1: I just do meat. I remember saying I've said that

478
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: out of my mouth before, Like I don't do salad,

479
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 1: like like back in the death like that, I don't

480
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 1: do vegetables. Do your parents eat vegetables on their hot dogs?

481
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: And being exactly yeah, no, my look my dad, no

482
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 1: one eats my me and my brothers eat somewhat healthy.

483
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, growing up, we didn't eat horribly, but it

484
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: wasn't ever discussed, you know, like my mom would go

485
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: on weird diets, you know, and then like, have you

486
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 1: know loud wait to go on a cruise in a month.

487
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's where I got my spring break body from. Yeah,

488
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: you definitely have that diet where you're like, I'm just

489
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: gonna do this thing and this is gonna be the

490
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: way I'd eat for the rest of my life. And

491
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 1: you're like, you're really never gonna have anything except you know,

492
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 1: ham like that, I'm just gonna do grapefruits and ham,

493
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: and you're like, I don't think that's sustainable, and I

494
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 1: don't know. Me. Nikki, I'm same thing. She's like, I'm

495
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: just doing cauliflower, cross everything, not doing Listen, I don't

496
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: need bread anymore. We're just doing califier a cross and

497
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: just go, Okay, this will be good until you go

498
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: on your on the crust. No, but I mean like

499
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: switch that. But yeah, it's so funny, it is it really,

500
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna smell Braccley for three weeks and then

501
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: eat nails. Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm guaranteeing you. Thousands

502
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: of people listening are in some diet where they go,

503
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm just eating this and it's just good luck to it.

504
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 1: I know you think or I'm going to do this

505
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: workout every day for the rest of my life. I've

506
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: thought of that a million times in my life. Unless

507
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,959
Speaker 1: you die in a week, it will not be the

508
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,120
Speaker 1: workout you do the rest of your life. It just won't.

509
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: Things change. Everything changes, um but the same. But I'm

510
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: still doing it a lot, I know. But it's not

511
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: gonna last for okay, as long as they're openly. But

512
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: how many times in your life have you thought this

513
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: about other things? Be honest, I'm not doing it next

514
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: after a week. No, no, but there have been times

515
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: that you felt this way about other workout plans a

516
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: million percent. But this time is different. I'm telling you

517
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:45,679
Speaker 1: this is I tried a million things. I think, you know,

518
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:50,479
Speaker 1: when you found whatever you like, I agree. I'm the

519
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: first to say this, like you point things out, I'm

520
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: the first to say that. I come, I'm flawed and

521
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 1: I just want to be different. It's it's there, and

522
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm not just trying to think it's not a good workout.

523
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm just it's just a good workout for me, Like

524
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: it makes sense for me. Yes, well I do it,

525
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: maybe not four or five days a week or like whatever.

526
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: Will it's slowed down potentially, Yes, what happens if this

527
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 1: place goes out of business, then I'll get fat and

528
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: ham in he just I'll smell hey, I'm and I'll

529
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: put a grape fruit in my ass and I'll have

530
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,479
Speaker 1: Max take it out. Oh god, we got back from

531
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: the road yesterday. It was such a long weekend. That

532
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: was pretty wild. Bas and then and then Phoenix Boom

533
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: boom boom talking about boom boom boom. We did it

534
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: this weekend for Thursday. Yeah, not not bad flights at all,

535
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 1: but lots of like just you know, checking into a hotel,

536
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: having an two hours to do whatever, then having to

537
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 1: get ready, then going to the show, then after the show,

538
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: having to go right back to That's my problem is

539
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 1: I'm for the next tour. The hang will be extended,

540
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: and you might not want to want to go on

541
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: tour with me, But I need to hang out after

542
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: the show. I get no, we get no hang time.

543
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: All we get to do for hang time is before

544
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: the show, and everyone's nervous. No, but it's not that

545
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: hang able because everyone's just kind of like Matts Mats

546
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: organizing everything. Like no, everyone's not together. And sometimes when

547
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: we're in the car, when we travel places, we get

548
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: to hang but even in the airport, it's not a

549
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: hang I like an after show hang wing. That's the

550
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: best part of doing things that are hard is afterwards

551
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: being like we're done and we get to relax. That's

552
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: what I That's what I really miss. And like every

553
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: venue kicks us out right away because there's always like

554
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: two guys union guys who are like be you know,

555
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: want to go home, and I get that and I

556
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: want them to go home, and so I feel bad.

557
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: And then the other night I got so depressed because

558
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: you know, Ony and Matt gets to go back to

559
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: them their their room and like have each other, and

560
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: then you didn't. I don't know what you do, but

561
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: you have no problem. I just don't want to go

562
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: back alone. I get so bored alone. And then I

563
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: go on Instagram Live and I know people are like, Nikki,

564
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: will hang out with you. I don't want to hang

565
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: out with strangers in the town. I just don't. I

566
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: don't want to go to a bar. I don't want to.

567
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: I just want friends. And I'm just starting to feel

568
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: like even yesterday, I got home from the road and

569
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: then you get to go hang out with Brenna. I

570
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: went and go went to hang out with my sister

571
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: and my parents at their house, and then it gets

572
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: time for everyone to leave, and my sister Matt go

573
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: with their kids, and my mom and dad are like, Nicky,

574
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: you could stay, but I don't want to because I'm

575
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: already starting to fight with them a little too much.

576
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: And then I just go home alone and I have

577
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: literally no one, and I'm just like bummed about it,

578
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, I'll be your friend, but it's just

579
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: you know, no, it was so nice No offered, because

580
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: I was like, people are like, are you gonna watch

581
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: the finale of your show? And I'm like, I don't

582
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: want to watch that alone? But I don't want to

583
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: watch it on FaceTime. FaceTime isn't the same. For some reason,

584
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: FaceTime gives me anxiety. I just want to hang out

585
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: with people in person. Um, that's why I don't call it.

586
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: I just don't like calling people. I don't know why,

587
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: because I feel like I can't get off the phone

588
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know what it is, but it's

589
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: just like I'm just starting to feel like I have

590
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: to move or something because I just I don't have

591
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: friends here and I cannot hang out with my sister

592
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: because those kids, they just don't stop screaming. It's constantly screaming.

593
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: Be a monster. I love them, but it's just too much.

594
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: And she can't get away because then Matt just left

595
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: with them. So it's just nothing to do. And I

596
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: know there's like one or two people out there that

597
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: are like, I'll hang out with you, but it takes

598
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: a lot for me to get comfortable with someone enough

599
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: to hang out with. It's just a bummer. I just

600
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: I want to girlfriend bird. Yes, I need girlfriends, that's

601
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: the truth. I do. I need girlfriends and I don't

602
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: have any here, and it's really hard for me to

603
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: make It's not really hard but to make new girlfriends,

604
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: especially as I'm not trying to be weird a famous

605
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: person who most people who want to be friends with

606
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: me have a little bit in their mind that I'm like,

607
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: there's just an energy to it where I don't want

608
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: people to be friends with me because they are, you know,

609
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: they're excited about being I've wanted to be friends with

610
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence because she was famous. I mean, I get it.

611
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to say like, but and there's no

612
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: solution to this. I know I'm presenting a problem that

613
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: there's no solution, but I'm just like, I was really

614
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: sad yesterday and I was like, Oh, this is why

615
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: people have girlfriends or boyfriends or kids, because humans are

616
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: meant to be alone. And my dog won't even look

617
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: at me. I walked into my parents house yesterday. Luigi

618
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: usually attacks me upon entering my parents house, like freaks out.

619
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: He didn't even he didn't They were in the pool

620
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: in the backyard. So I walked into a house that

621
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: was empty. So I'm walking through the house. I get

622
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: out there and Marian comes up to me and I go, Hi, Mary,

623
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: where's Luigi. I'm like, did Luigi die? Hi, Luigi. He's

624
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: looking at me now, um, and they do know he's

625
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,479
Speaker 1: in the house, and I go, I think something might

626
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: be wrong with them. I walked in the house, never

627
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: has the front door opened, and Luigi not run embarked

628
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: at whoever was he knew it was me, and he

629
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: didn't get up from whatever bet he was in in

630
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: the other room because he was punishing me because he's

631
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: mad at me. I'm like, that makes fucking five of you. Yeah,

632
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: just everyone in my life, just not enthusiasts. So I

633
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: walked out to the pool and I'm like, he's inside,

634
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: and they go, he didn't gree you at the door.

635
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm like no, and they're like, we really thought he

636
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: might be dead, because there's not ever a time that

637
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: someone comes to the door and Luigi doesn't come to

638
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: the door. And then he came outside eventually, and he

639
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: ignores me. He doesn't come up to me. He goes

640
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: over to my sister and sits by her share and

641
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: I go, Luigi, he won't look at me, he won't

642
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: come over to me. I mean usually he attacks me

643
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: with kisses, and like you know, it's just wiggling so

644
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: much and making noises like this, like pig noises because

645
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: he's so excited. I don't even know what happened. I

646
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: don't I can't explain it. I'm very hurt, but like

647
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: I had to like stifle it because it's embarrassing to

648
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: cry in front of your family that you're and they're

649
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: all being so awkward, like Luigi go, say hi did Nikki?

650
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: You know they're they're like mad at him, and I'm

651
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: just like, no, this is the way it goes with me.

652
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: Like anyone who likes me gives up on me. I

653
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: get like, you know, people get hurt because I go

654
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: out of town or like whatever it is, and like

655
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: they just move on, like I'm not a consistent part

656
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,719
Speaker 1: of anyone's life, and that's how it feels. And now

657
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: Luigi is on the floor at my feet. It's going

658
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: to be here. It's like Mango gives me that energy

659
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: every single time. So I don't even know what it's

660
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: like to be like by him. So I guess that's

661
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: kind of different. Are different, dog would for sure, But

662
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: it's just, um, yeah, I mean that wasn't you know.

663
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: I mean that's I feel bad, Like, no, no one

664
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: it did. No one needs to feel bad. I just

665
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: understand now, Like, oh God, like I just need to

666
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: get a bird. I need to get either more dogs

667
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: or like something that will. I just need to be loved.

668
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: No one loves me honestly. People love me, they say

669
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: they love me, but honestly, no one really loves me

670
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: as much as they. I'm not anyone's top person anyone

671
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: in their life. Zero zero people would just difine me

672
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: as their number one person they love and as a bummer,

673
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: that's not true. It's it's it's just true. Name anyone.

674
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm not through top anyone except myself, the only person

675
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: who loves me as myself. And I don't even love me.

676
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: I don't even how many people do on top one. Okay,

677
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: so you have one? How many of my top one too?

678
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like one person, okay, so so you

679
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: don't so one person like that's like it's not like

680
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 1: thirty people on their top one, no, I know, but

681
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: one person. I mean, I feel like a lot of

682
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: his dog stuff is all the time, and it's like

683
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: because I don't have It's just it's just and that's

684
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: why I just get like I just get sad because

685
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 1: like my parents that they used I used to be

686
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: their number one, but like that's not just not possible anymore.

687
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: And and ever, listen, there are lots of people listening

688
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: right now who you have zero persons to. Either you

689
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: have no partner, or your parents don't really love you

690
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: enough because either they have other people or because they

691
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: just her shitty parents or whatever. So I'm not alone.

692
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: There's millions of people who have no one who they

693
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: are the number one. But it is a sad realization

694
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 1: when you do realize that if the world ended, no

695
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: one would run to you. They would all run to

696
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 1: something else to save. That is a sad realization. Let's

697
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: get to the news. Boy, I hope you're having all

698
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: the swells out there. It's Monday, folks. You know what

699
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,439
Speaker 1: that means. It is Monday. Max. If you're out there,

700
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: let us know next to you. Do you love me

701
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: after what I saw? Come save you? Okay? One of

702
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: four year? Is there a fourth year? He says he

703
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: has one more year? Yeah, I can't remember our conversation.

704
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: I was just so drunk. All right. There's new research

705
00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: that shows an easy method to help investigators weed out liars.

706
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: You ask a suspect a suspect to carry out an

707
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: additional task while being questioned, and you're more likely to

708
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: accurately tell whether they are telling the truth or not.

709
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: So people, because lying takes so much focus exactly so

710
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: like previous studies have shown that being dishonest and deceptive

711
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: constrain the brain, requiring considerably more cognitive energy than simply

712
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: telling the truth. So if you want to find out

713
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: if you've been cheated on, just hand your partner Rubik's

714
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: cube and then ask start asking questions and if they

715
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: are squirrely about it, because you can do I can

716
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: do anything. I can be on my phone and do something,

717
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: you know, do a puzzle, you know, my crossword puzzle,

718
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: and you can ask me about something. If I'm not lying,

719
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: i might take a while to answer you, but I'm

720
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: not gonna be there's not gonna be a weird urgency

721
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,919
Speaker 1: to it or like like I can't do both. You. Yeah,

722
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: it's like rubbing your head and patting your stomach and

723
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: telling someone you love them when you don't yes, yes,

724
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: or saying sentence and getting all the way through it.

725
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,399
Speaker 1: That's no, that's I mean that, it's so. I mean

726
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: cops kind of do that ship. I feel like they

727
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: always are giving like weird tests while asking you questions,

728
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, trying to distract you with

729
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: It's like walk this line. Also tell me are you drunk?

730
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: Are you not drunk? How many drinks have you had? Right? Right?

731
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, I've It's lying is so

732
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: hard to do for me. It used to be something

733
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 1: that I could do and feel totally fine about because

734
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: it's just like, well, I need to get by and

735
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: they need to be in the dark about this thing,

736
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: or they don't need to know they look fat in

737
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: that or whatever the fucking line was, or like I

738
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: just need them to believe this thing and it's not

739
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: gonna hurt anything. And now it's just like it just

740
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: eats away at my soul because I'm just like I

741
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: feel like I am I'm literally on the same spectrum

742
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: as Hitler when I lie, Like there's there's some part

743
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: of me that is nefarious, machiavellian looking up for myself,

744
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: Like I feel like a bad person and a little

745
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: lie that serves me serves my comfort level over there's

746
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: which would maybe like the truth might hurt them or

747
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: hurt me. It feels like I'm just like I feel

748
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: like a bad person. Do you ever have that when

749
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: you lie? Well, I feel like a lot of times

750
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: when I've lied in the past, it's been oh, I

751
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: just want to protect that person, like that's what you

752
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: tell yourself, I want to protect that person. And now

753
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: I realized, oh, and I've told the truth, and you

754
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: either have to discuss things further. It gets better. It

755
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: gets better from telling the truth unless it's a lie.

756
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: Like there's certain I don't know, like if someone's like,

757
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: you know, do you know do I do these shoes?

758
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: What I don't know, something like where you don't have

759
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: to be completely not that you're but you don't have

760
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: to say you look like shit, yes you know what

761
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: I mean, like something you could say they're better shoes, yeah, whatever.

762
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: So I think like in the past, I've lied to

763
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: help to help others, is how I would convince myself.

764
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: But now I realize, like, oh no, that's bullshit. It's

765
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: always out it's always for you, it's always for you. Yeah,

766
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: it's always for me what I lie, and it's and

767
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: you know, there's there's like in the twelve step program,

768
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: like you know, there's this you make amends to people

769
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: and you apologize and you kind of like, right, the

770
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: wrongs that you've done in your life, and you make

771
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: a list of them and it says you know, and

772
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: you you make amends to those you have harmed unless

773
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: unless it would cause further harm. So there is that

774
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: caveat of like, listen, we don't need to do everything

775
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: if it's going to like really injure this person's life

776
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: to find out about this thing ten years ago that

777
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: you did that they don't need to know about. So

778
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: there is that caveat within that that I always gonna go, Okay, well,

779
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 1: if it's going to hurt them significantly, I don't need

780
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: to say everything. Like there's a lies of omission are interesting. Yeah,

781
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: it's like and do you want to maybe they're over

782
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: it already or you know someone who asks you something, Yeah,

783
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: what about Like also like the urgency to tell the truth,

784
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: but sometimes not always being like not always being direct

785
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: about it, you know what I mean, Like sometimes the

786
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: truth is very scathing, and finding different ways of telling

787
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: the truth that are more gentle. Yeah, I don't feel

788
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: like that's lying. I like that. I think that's okay.

789
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: Like that's the thing of like do you do I

790
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: look fat? I think they're better shirts for you than

791
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: that or that, like that dress does not seem like

792
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: it's the most flattering thing. It's not saying, yes, you

793
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 1: look fat, but it's just being a little bit more

794
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: gentle about it, like you know that. You know my

795
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: publicist who was like, your arms are skinnier than this picture.

796
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: Do you want us to do something about it? She

797
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: was saying, your arms are fat, but that was a

798
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: nice way of saying it in that picture. But I mean, regardless, no, no,

799
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: I'm just straight. Yeah, it's yeah. But I still, even

800
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: though I'm vigilant against lying, I still find myself doing

801
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: it sometimes just to make it, you know, a little

802
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: bit more reasonable. Why why I was late and I

803
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: and you know, even the other day when I was

804
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: late getting on a uh pitch for a very important thing,

805
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: I was in the actually in the middle of an

806
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 1: Instagram live with besties and then all of I'm singing

807
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, so you're leaving in the morning on

808
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: the Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,

809
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 1: And like literally like got off like that so quickly

810
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: and got on this pitch five minutes late to like

811
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:41,439
Speaker 1: a big network and as it's loading, I'm like, what's

812
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: my excuse, and I was just like, no, no, I'm

813
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: not gonna say. I was like, I don't they don't

814
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: need to know the whole truth. I just got on

815
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: and I said I have no excuse. I have no excuse.

816
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: I'm just late, and it was just like it was fine.

817
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: I didn't need to make something up. That's where I

818
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: get really upset with people when they make something up

819
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: when all you have to say is I'm like, you

820
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: don't need to give a reason unless people ask, and

821
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: then you can say it's probably refreshing to do that. Huh.

822
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: How did people respond? Well, that's what they didn't care

823
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: at all. They didn't say anything. People always go, I

824
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: can't go to that party because I were feeling John

825
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: caught a cold, and it's just like, no, we didn't. Also,

826
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: you can tell someone you're not going to party. How

827
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: often do people go why I didn't want to go,

828
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 1: No one, but no one. If you go, I can't,

829
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: I can't go to that lunch. There is something says why.

830
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: There is something though about like telling the truth to

831
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: the extent where like no other same where it could

832
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 1: be mean, where that feels selfish too, like you're not

833
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: caring about how that person is gonna feel about. Yeah,

834
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: when you asked me if I wanted to go to

835
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: your dad's and I was like, no, that was cruel.

836
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: Can you write apology and no? But I didn't say

837
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 1: no because I don't like your dad or no because

838
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: I don't like care about your dad. It was just

839
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: like I was, I'm not gonna lie and say yes

840
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: to that, because then that is like I don't know.

841
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 1: I just wasn't fearing your response, but I also knew

842
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: that just because I want to or don't want to

843
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that I won't do it. But it's a

844
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: different question. Will you and do you want to are

845
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: two different answers. So you can say no, I don't

846
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: want to go to eat at this restaurant, but I will.

847
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm not really feeling that kind of food, but I will,

848
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna go. Yeah, yah me sounds good

849
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: because then all of a sudden, you're gonna think I

850
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 1: like Indian food and we're gonna go there the next time.

851
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: You for my birthday dinner that you surprised me with,

852
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: and I'll go why did you think I like this? Well,

853
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: because you said you you were in the mood for it.

854
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: That one night. Well, I wasn't. I was just trying

855
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 1: to be it didn't matter to me, and I was

856
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: just trying to be appeasing. Oh well, I guess I'll

857
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: just cancel these plane flights to New Delhi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

858
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: He's always in a new one, all right. Next story, Okay,

859
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: three people at home got it. Um a pest control

860
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: company is offering two thousand dollars to families willing to

861
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,959
Speaker 1: let them unleash a hundred cock roaches in their homes

862
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: to test out a specific pest control technique how effective

863
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: it is, and the released them, and then they is

864
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 1: already guarantee. There's no guarantee. It's an experiment that lasts

865
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: about thirty days, and if at the end of the

866
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: experiment they don't get rid of the roaches, they'll use

867
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: the traditional days. They get more money if they don't

868
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: get rid of them. No, two dollars, a hundred thousand

869
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 1: roaches A hundred roaches, only a hundred, but they multiply fast.

870
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: You know. Here's it's a it's a gimmick. This is

871
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 1: a stunt. Because they know that they're going to kill

872
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: these roaches, they might also kill your cat in ten

873
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: years from whatever, kick up from the window, silly, it's

874
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: not toxic. But um, I was wondering, though, have you

875
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: guys ever done anything crazy for money, like a quick

876
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 1: buck or anything? Trying to think of like like an

877
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: odd job you took. Maybe, I mean every show we

878
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: did at first would stand up. Yeah, I think that

879
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: driving in like three hours for that wasn't for money.

880
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: That was for stage time, So it wasn't about the money.

881
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to think of like something crazy for

882
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, I feel like being a dogwalker,

883
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: but that was, yeah, that was for money. That was

884
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: just to get Yeah, eventually, you know, what do you

885
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: have anything of Like A I once worked in like

886
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: an alternative healing facility that this rich woman ran out

887
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: of her basement and I gave like these light therapy

888
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: things to people and they would like get naked in

889
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: front of me, and I like, WHOA. Yeah, But I

890
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: was just hooked up with this um because I worked

891
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: at a health food store and this lady was a

892
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: customer and she just had so much money that she

893
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: it wasn't even like a an approved business, So I

894
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,479
Speaker 1: think I was doing that illegally. Wait, wait, what would

895
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: you do I was you would give light therapy to

896
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: naked people. Yeah, like I would shine colored lights on

897
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: them and tell them that it was healing, or like

898
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: rub like an infrared light on them. Well, I would

899
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: totally believe that because your voice is so healing. I

900
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: bet it was. How many times did you do it?

901
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 1: You would do like these footpaths, Like I would give

902
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: them footpaths, which is they put their feet in like

903
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: this contraption and it's supposed to like suck out all

904
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 1: the metals from their bodies, and it was just disgusting water.

905
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh really, who I mean? I've taken gigs before for

906
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: a lot of money that I would never have taken

907
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: if the money hadn't been the money like gigs, bad gigs.

908
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 1: Oh I did that one gig for the um the

909
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: Coke Brother h yeah, Oh my god, that was horrible.

910
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Sometimes you just don't know what the

911
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: toll and they gave you likes what was the name

912
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: of them where the co It was their nephew, And

913
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: I did it And it was in the back of

914
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: a like expensive fancy palm beach rest. I was like

915
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: I was a clown that they brought in and they

916
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: gave me no microphone. I just stood in the corner.

917
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: He saw me do really well at the improv and

918
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: then he asked the headliner to do the show. And

919
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: the headline was like, now I'm going back to l A.

920
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,399
Speaker 1: And he's like, do you want to do it then?

921
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, and I had five minutes

922
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: and he wanted did you freak out? You wanted me

923
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: to do a half hour? Did you know it was

924
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: going to be a half hour before you did it?

925
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: I knew it was gonna be like twenty or thirty minutes.

926
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: He's like, you gotta do like twenty or thirty minutes,

927
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: and I was like that's fine. But I thought I

928
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: was gonna have a stage, and like the whole thing,

929
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: it was just a back private room and they were

930
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 1: like eating lobster and there was no microphone, no microphone.

931
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: I just stood in the corner and my I had

932
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: a lot of act outs, so like doing act outs,

933
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: I did like some fun buddy joke and where I'm

934
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: sing the wall, so I'm like fucking this wall in

935
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: this billion dollars. Wait, what's the buddy joke? I say.

936
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: I've never been a fun buddy. I've been a spoon buddy,

937
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: and I've gone for the fuck, and the girls like,

938
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: um no, we're just spoon buddies. And so I'm leaving.

939
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm walking out, and I would do the whole act.

940
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: I of like, you know, I'm a spoon buddy, but

941
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: I go for the fuck, you know, and then they're like, well,

942
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: you know, and it's and then it's raby, but you know,

943
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: you know why you dropped, And then I know it

944
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: gets worse actually, and then I go, I'm leaving. I'm

945
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 1: walking out. I'm all sad in a six five black

946
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: eye in all leather. I put him in all leather.

947
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: I don't know why I put him in all leather.

948
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: And the joke comes walking by, and before I get

949
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: to the before I get to the corner, I could

950
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: hear her screaming, oh my god, and then you listen.

951
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: So then I go. I found out a week later, Yeah,

952
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: he robbed her, Oh my God, of her virginity. And

953
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: then I spin it again. But robbed her in Florida

954
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: would just destroy, you know, And um so I did

955
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: that jokes all leather for no reason. I don't know why.

956
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: He'sn't all Yeah, he has like a gim mask on,

957
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: But you do have a thing where, like you, you

958
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: sometimes will watch black guys have sex with the white

959
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: girl and you just enjoy it because it's just so

960
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: their dicks are so big. I just I just like

961
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: it because they could do all the positions I wish

962
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: I could. They could suck from five rooms down. It's like, oh, hey,

963
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,240
Speaker 1: you want to come over, I'm already there, look outside

964
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: my dicks at the window. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure there's

965
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: something to that. Is there anything talk about you? Like?

966
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: Do you like any of that porn where the guys

967
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: in the corner. No, I don't like that. I don't

968
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: like that. I really don't. Um, that's a huge part

969
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 1: of porn is cock stuff like the boyfriend is just

970
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: like kind of sad in the corner. No, I'm not

971
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 1: in That doesn't turn me off. I think I think

972
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: I want what's maybe I I feel that way a

973
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: little bit of like you, we want to celebrate it. Yeah,

974
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: but I want to want to celebrate. Maybe I'll watch

975
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: something that you're not a massichist. You don't want to

976
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: be embarrassed or made fun of, and bet you want

977
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,879
Speaker 1: to feel better about yourself. But some men get really

978
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: horny to feel emasculated. Well, that's probably because in real

979
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: life they feel Yes, yes, yes, yes, I listened to

980
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: Coda Brian Jeff Goldbloom on there. Yes, yes, yes, that's

981
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: gold Bloom. He's I couldn't be more horny for anyone

982
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: than Jeff gold Bloom. He's the coolest. You gotta listen

983
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: to him on that. It just seems like the best

984
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: person in the world. Let's take a quick break and

985
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 1: we'll come back to it. Alright, why do I care?

986
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: Why do I care? I think you're going to care

987
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:56,240
Speaker 1: about this. Taylor Swift reveals she had imposter syndrome while

988
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: directing All Too Well, the short film. During a conversation

989
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: with filmmaker Mike Mills, she should have she said, I

990
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: think I had this to say the name of being honest,

991
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,479
Speaker 1: what was that line? What is the line? I mean? Cruel? Okay,

992
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: anyways ahead, sorry, call me up again. Just bring me

993
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: like I promise, so casually cool in the name of

994
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: being honest. Good job. Here's what she said. She goes,

995
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: I think I had this impostor syndrome in my head, saying,

996
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: and then she said, no, you don't do that. Other

997
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: people do that? Who went to school to direct, and

998
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: then Mills, who's a critically acclaimed director, goes, I didn't

999
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 1: go to school to do that, to which Taylor responded, Oh,

1000
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: it's fantastic to know that. That makes me feel better. Yeah.

1001
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: Well I read this and I was so excited because

1002
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: I thought she was saying she has impostor syndrome about

1003
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: her music, because you know, that to me would be

1004
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: really reassuring, because she's amazing at music and it's you know,

1005
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: she's undeniably a genius, and that would make me feel good.

1006
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: I have impostor syndrome when it comes to comedy. When

1007
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: it comes to everything I'm undeniably good at or like that,

1008
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,919
Speaker 1: people would go, well, that's what you do. Um. But

1009
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 1: for her to have impostor syndrome when she's a director,

1010
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: she no offense. She should She's never direct like she

1011
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 1: directed The Man the music video and then she directed this.

1012
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: She's doesn't everyone that does something for the first time.

1013
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: This is our first short film she ever directed, which

1014
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: is kind of a music video because the whole time

1015
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 1: it's playing music except a couple of scenes. Um, she

1016
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: should feel you do you should be and you are

1017
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: an impostor you're pretending to be you're you're doing it

1018
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: for the first time. She she did a great job

1019
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: of it, and she is a um. She's just an

1020
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 1: artist throughout her bones. Like she could write a book

1021
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: and it would be just like someone's you know, eighteenth novel.

1022
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: I mean, she's that talented that she's she's a new

1023
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: but not in a you know, but you should you should.

1024
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: No one should go into directing their first short film

1025
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: and feel like I'm a director. That would be insane.

1026
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 1: The only thing I would say is that she has

1027
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: been in so many music videos over the years. She

1028
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: understands story. But even though I've know, but I think

1029
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: there should be like another word for it too. But

1030
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: then at what point do you go do you just take?

1031
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: You know? I feel like there's a line where you go,

1032
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: I gotta take the reins. And if I'm gonna be

1033
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 1: a director, I'm gonna fucking direct as opposed to like,

1034
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've never done this before, you know what

1035
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: I mean? There's got to be like cost syndrome is

1036
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: like you keep it. I think the part of it

1037
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,439
Speaker 1: is that you don't talk about it, you don't act

1038
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: like you haven't. It's all like hidden beneath the surface,

1039
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: and you only talk about having imposteris after you succeeded.

1040
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: You don't talk about it during it. I mean I do,

1041
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: but um, it just didn't soothe me to learn that

1042
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: about her because she wasn't saying it about the thing

1043
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: that I said about, which is the thing you do best.

1044
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: Real imposter syndrome is when, if you're Taylor Swift, did

1045
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: you think that all the Grammys you want and all

1046
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 1: the things that all the how famous you are for

1047
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 1: your music is based on you tricking people and them

1048
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: not really having good taste and like you actually being

1049
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: at your core not good. That's imposter syndrome. So, Taylor,

1050
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: as much as I want to give it to you,

1051
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 1: you're not like us in terms of you have good

1052
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 1: self esteem. Like I wish you didn't because I want

1053
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: to be more related to you and I want to

1054
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 1: feel closer to you. So I was so excited when

1055
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: I saw Taylor Swift says she's in hus imposters room,

1056
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: like if she thinks she's an impostor with how amazing

1057
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: she is. But then it was about directing, and I

1058
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,919
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, you are, Like we're everyone who tries

1059
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: something new for the first time as impostor syndrome. That

1060
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 1: would be that's not notable to me, but I do.

1061
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: I did love that conversation she had with him and

1062
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: she I thought she had a very clever thing that

1063
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: I almost was like, wow, she has like very she's

1064
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: she's funny. She's such a good performer, like she could

1065
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 1: be a she could be an amazing comedian like she's

1066
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: so she just knows how to perform in every way.

1067
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:58,439
Speaker 1: But at the end of it, so she's talking about

1068
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: the short films she did with this uh director who

1069
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: she really admires, and she is so intelligent and has

1070
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: studied directors and like studied film. I mean, this girl

1071
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 1: does her She's a genius, she really is. And so

1072
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 1: at the end of it, she says, you know, she's

1073
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: talking about the ten minute version of All Too Well.

1074
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 1: And at the end of it, they finished their little

1075
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 1: like discussion and she goes one more thing, Um, do

1076
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: you guys have ten minutes to spare? And that was

1077
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: like to kick out, and then she gets her acoustic

1078
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: guitar and plays All Too Well, which I haven't watched that.

1079
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 1: Some bestie sent me a clip of it, but I

1080
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,320
Speaker 1: can't wait to watch it. It just came up this morning.

1081
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: Um so I love her so much and I love

1082
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: the outfit she wore. Um I love that she didn't

1083
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: look It's funny I can think of where the amount

1084
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: of time, Like everyone knows that's a ten minute version,

1085
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: Like Bob Dylan has some songs we know the one Hurricane,

1086
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: which is probably around ten minutes, but there's no other

1087
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: songs that you know it by by Yeah, yeah, eleven minutes,

1088
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 1: Whimber November really yeah, Well the thing with the people

1089
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,720
Speaker 1: know ten minutes because All Too Well the first version

1090
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: was like five and a half. We didn't call it

1091
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 1: the five and a half in that song, but we

1092
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: always knew. So she's always knew about a ten minute

1093
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: version of all two well tell Me in version that's

1094
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: like all we knew it as was the ten minute

1095
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: version of All Too Well. So when it came out,

1096
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: it was just like, this is the ten and it's

1097
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: a perfect thing because when I'm running and I want

1098
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 1: to run for forty minutes, I'm like, I'll listen to

1099
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: all four times. Four songs was all I have to

1100
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 1: listen to, and it just like makes it it just

1101
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 1: for some reason, run that long. I'm gonna do a

1102
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: three minute version. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what about a twenty

1103
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: minute Tim McGraw, that's what I want. I want, I

1104
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 1: do not with that, you're thinking me. I do like

1105
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: that song, like everything she does. All right, let's get

1106
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: to top one, bottom one. What's the category today? No, h,

1107
00:56:55,280 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: Today's category school subjects. I thought you're gonna say shootings

1108
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: because we all know that's that's we don't even need

1109
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: to do that. My favorite is columbu Um school subject

1110
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: school subjects, So we'll start with bottom, start with bottom.

1111
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: My least favorite school subject is science or math. You

1112
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: can't do two just because you save fast. Okay, pre co,

1113
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: pre co, I don't. That's chemistry. And when we're starting

1114
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: to get into those kind of math quays, did you

1115
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: get the counsel which is such a funny name algebra? No?

1116
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 1: I never did college ageba either, oh man, when I

1117
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: was done with math for I remember being done with

1118
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: math in high school and going I'll never be in

1119
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: a math class again. I had to in college take one,

1120
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: but I really thought, nothing, my my life will not

1121
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: lead at Nothing I want to do has anything to

1122
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: do with math. I will not want it, and it

1123
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: was so great when and I didn't have to take

1124
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: math my senior year because I did eak alcum. That

1125
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: was it when you look at numbers, like what was it?

1126
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 1: Did that you remember that you hated so much? Like equations.

1127
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: I liked like X, like solving for x y. I

1128
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 1: liked algebra something about um. It just I would just

1129
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: have to memorize these things that I just didn't I

1130
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: just didn't understand. I just I don't know what I

1131
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: didn't understand. I just did it parable like measuring like

1132
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 1: curves and stuff. Yes, yes, And I just didn't care

1133
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: about axes. I didn't like having a big, old, bulky

1134
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: calculator that would just you know that you It seemed

1135
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: like cheating to me. But then at the same time

1136
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: it was hard you type in all these things in

1137
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: a calculator and then it makes a little grad functions functions.

1138
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: I just hated that stuff. Um, and I wasn't naturally

1139
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: good at it. So I was just like, I never

1140
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: want to do this. And then of course, Jim number

1141
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: one is Jim, Jim, Jim. You can't keep your number

1142
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: one is Jim. Number one is Jim. Number one's Jim.

1143
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was mine. Oh absolutely, I would be

1144
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: I still have I still have dreams where we have

1145
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: these We used to have these A B schedules where

1146
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: it was like or like every day you would drop

1147
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: like no, this is what we did. We every day

1148
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: you would drop a different class and it would go

1149
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: in order, like so Monday you wouldn't have first hour,

1150
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,439
Speaker 1: it would just be second through seventh. Then the second

1151
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: day it would be one and then you skip to

1152
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: And I still have dreams where it's skipping fourth period

1153
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: and fourth period was always Jim. And I'd be like, yes,

1154
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 1: I still have dreams having to go to gym getting

1155
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 1: stressed out about changing what what activity We're going to

1156
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: do that day that I was going to be embarrassed

1157
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: because I did no, like this is why I can't

1158
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: go to pickle ball with Chris and his family, because

1159
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 1: I cannot have I don't like learning something new and

1160
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: being so bad at it. Can I tell you? Wait?

1161
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: Hold on. In my school, we didn't even change for Jim,

1162
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 1: And if Jim would be in the middle of the day,

1163
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: we would just like be in our sweaty jeans. And

1164
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 1: I would prefer that to be honest, because back then

1165
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 1: you would you change I was always worried about at

1166
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: my outfit looked like if my shorts were cute enough.

1167
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 1: It's like my sports brawl was cute. And then you

1168
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: have to get naked in front of the girls in

1169
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: the locker room. I mean that was a whole and

1170
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: then you don't shower either, you just changed back into

1171
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: the clothes before. And that was almost grosser to me

1172
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: than just staying in the clothes. But yes, no, that

1173
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: is disgusting. And I and what I hated about it,

1174
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 1: why it's my bottom is because I didn't not and

1175
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: still to this day, like I don't run in front

1176
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: of people. I don't like people seeing me run. I

1177
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 1: just feel so stupid. Interesting what about like ball sports,

1178
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: hand eye coordination sports and stuff like that? Oh, and

1179
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 1: that I'm no good at that either. I just like

1180
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 1: I felt so stupid and I felt like everyone would

1181
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 1: be looking at me, especially if we would pick teams

1182
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: and stuff for dodgeball, which is what we used to

1183
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 1: play in public school. I was I just hated dodgeball.

1184
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 1: Fucking fuck dodgeball, Fuck all those sports. I I I

1185
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 1: really hated sports. And you know what, no one talks

1186
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: about this, but we are not alone. There are so

1187
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 1: many people that don't like JIM out there, but it

1188
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: was I remember it was always the subject that everyone

1189
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 1: had to love, and I almost felt dumb that I

1190
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: didn't like it because it was every boy's favorite thing.

1191
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: It was every like sporty girls like it was this

1192
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: like blowoff class. But for me it was I didn't

1193
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 1: care about my grade. That was not the part of it.

1194
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 1: It was just embarrassing, constant embarrassment, constant chronic worry. Yeah

1195
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 1: we had we had, but then we also had um

1196
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 1: separate at some point, but sometimes we couldn't fine, and

1197
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: it was just like this is hell. I would rather

1198
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 1: get my period and slip on it and break my

1199
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: leg and not have to do this. Then I have

1200
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: to do this and have like a bad you know form.

1201
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: It was such a relief for me to do JIM

1202
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: because I had such bad a d D that it

1203
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 1: was the only place I could really lean into that.

1204
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: So it's like, oh, running, get a ball and not

1205
01:01:55,480 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: think and sit in a chair and you're an NBA.

1206
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm like this the whole time. I'm in a classroom

1207
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: and I'm doodling because I can't look at the board,

1208
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 1: like I was a mess, like back, I didn't even

1209
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: realize it. Like now when I think back, you know,

1210
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: just you don't fidget that much anymore. I mean it

1211
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 1: did an impression of you this weekend that was pretty accurate. Well,

1212
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 1: if you told me that I have to watch something

1213
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: and not be able to talk and not be able

1214
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: to move, yeah, that's that's that's it. It's crazy that

1215
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: you have to sit in a fucking chair as a kid,

1216
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: just sit there and listen to a fucking boring The

1217
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: guy doesn't even they don't even try to spice it up. No,

1218
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 1: you're right, it's it's excruciating. It's you, I would say,

1219
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: I would say, um, chemistry. Thinking back, I'm like, I

1220
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: think I should have found that interesting because it is

1221
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 1: kind of cool to like, like how does ship work?

1222
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 1: You know, Like like I don't know physics. I don't

1223
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: even know if I took physics, but I the idea

1224
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: of physics, I think I would hate it. I don't know.

1225
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: I just didn't. It didn't sit with my brain. I didn't.

1226
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 1: I loved whatever number one was, probably but history I

1227
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 1: really liked. So your number one is history? If it

1228
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: couldn't be gym right right, right right? If we're eliminating gym.

1229
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: Your bottom is chemistry. Your top is history. History also

1230
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: for me not in my top because there's too much

1231
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: of it and I'll never be able to know at all,

1232
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 1: at least with chemistry and math. There is I know,

1233
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: there's infinite numbers, but there's a there's a there's a

1234
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: there's a history, like yeah, I can learn about the

1235
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 1: Cold War, but I don't know what's happening individually to

1236
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: different places, like different like they're different battles. Then if

1237
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 1: you go even more micro there's people within those battles,

1238
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 1: and it's like there's too many things. Yeah, it was

1239
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 1: not like I was doing the spark notes of it.

1240
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: I think I was just good at it, like memorizing things.

1241
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: I could just I could do it really well. I

1242
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: don't know why memorizing, Like do you do you still know?

1243
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 1: Like do you know when the Cold War was? Like

1244
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: I still have I don't know what. I don't know

1245
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 1: what the Cold War was. I can probably give you

1246
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 1: a kind of around the dates, but I don't know

1247
01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: what it was. I know that it was about like

1248
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: Russia and arms issues and stuff, but that's it. Seventies eighties. Yeah, yeah, Um,

1249
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna say that, but let's just pretend I was.

1250
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: I just want to be honest with you guys, was

1251
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 1: not going to just love that. You pick like a

1252
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: history like that was like the most latest war. It's

1253
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 1: like when was the wh was? But I really don't

1254
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: That's the Cold War, in the Korean War, in World

1255
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 1: War One are the ones that I'm very like. Those

1256
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 1: are the ones I should know. I don't know a

1257
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Speaker 1: lot about took a p Us did very well in

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01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 1: it because I would just go from one to the

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01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 1: next and then dump all of it out of my brain.

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01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 1: As soon as I learned one, I would go to

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01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: the next one. You know, I think I liked it

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01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 1: because you just have to memorize. It didn't really take

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01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: too much reading comprehension. You just had to memorize. So

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01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:45,000
Speaker 1: it's just so straightforward, you know, like English, it's like

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01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: what does this story mean to you? Or like that's

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01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: what I like about it because then you can bull

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01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: you can make any that's true. That's a good point. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Number one for me was English, no doubt, no doubt. Yeah,

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01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: like because you can just that's a good point. I

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01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 1: never really thought about it that way. You could just

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01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 1: bullshit your and what are you going to you my point?

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01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: But it's just like taking ideas and being like, oh,

1273
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 1: how does this mean to me? And then someone goes, WHOA,

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01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 1: that's brilliant and you can and like I just realized

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01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: early on that you can just if you have a

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01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 1: strong enough opinion about something and have stuff to back

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01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 1: it up, and in five paragraph essay has just made

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01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 1: sense to me. First sentence, get their attention. Second sentence,

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01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: set up a little bit more of what you're gonna say,

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01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: third sentence, present your third sentence on the first paragraph.

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01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: Then the last paragraph tell them what you're gonna do,

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01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: and then the next thing okay. Then then the first

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01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 1: paragraph or the second paragraph set up to your first idea,

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01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: set third paragraph set up the second. Like it just

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01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 1: was like fill in the blanks almost maybe because I

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01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 1: just didn't like my anger. There's also like, oh my god,

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01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 1: I thought, my mom, my mom, actually this is weird

1288
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 1: that you actually picked this one. No or even suggested.

1289
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 1: Because I had a math teacher that I just love

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01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 1: the math because he believed in me and like he like,

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01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, he made me feel seen. He was

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01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 1: off of my basketball. It is Mr Gordon, great guy,

1293
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: if you're out there, Mr Gordon, you're thank you. So

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01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,919
Speaker 1: my mom's friend is a teacher and she used to work.

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01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 1: She was my English teacher in eighth grade. But my

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01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 1: science teacher in eighth grade printed out a page from

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01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: my middle school eighth grade year book that I had

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01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:23,840
Speaker 1: written in her yearbook. Final thought, this is Mrs Baldwin.

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01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 1: I guess remembered me and now knows who I've become

1300
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 1: and now found my entry because it didn't. I think

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01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 1: she remembered it because she should. I mean, this is insane.

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01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm a little such a little brown noser, but I

1303
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 1: think I meant it. Miss Baldwin was awesome. She was

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01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: my science teacher and eighth grade, and if I would

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01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 1: have continued to have her, she probably would have kept

1306
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 1: me interested in science. But I wrote, dear Mrs Baldwin,

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01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 1: When I look back on this year, I realized I've

1308
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 1: learned so much from you. Before this class, science was

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01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: something I could really could barely understand and still get

1310
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: away with a good grade. But with you, I've realized

1311
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 1: that this is that is not what science is all about.

1312
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: You taught me how to work hard for what grade

1313
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 1: I want. I love science so much now the TRF

1314
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: has the tropical rainforest has always been one of the

1315
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 1: things I've wanted to learn about um and you taught

1316
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: me so much about it. Your class was all was

1317
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 1: my favorite. North was the school I went to all

1318
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 1: three years. You were one of the best teachers in

1319
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 1: the world. I hope that next year I will see you.

1320
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 1: Thanks for a year of great fun p s. You

1321
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: taught me more about science than I have been taught,

1322
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: and I than I have ever been taught, and I

1323
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 1: hope to see I hope to pursue a career in

1324
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 1: that field thanks to you. Love always, Nikkila, that's really sweet.

1325
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 1: Was I love with her? What's going on with me?

1326
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't into him yet. That was two years away.

1327
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 1: But I really latched onto teachers like I just I

1328
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: loved them so much and I wanted them to love me.

1329
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 1: It brings us back around. No one loves me, Yes

1330
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,680
Speaker 1: they do. I don't write to me, Nikki. I love you.

1331
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 1: You can write to me and say I relate to

1332
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 1: you not feeling loved, but please don't write to me

1333
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 1: that you look. I know people love me, I know,

1334
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 1: but I'm just no one's number one, and I have

1335
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 1: no one to watch my TV show with, Like that

1336
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 1: is a sad thing, Like I'm I've I've literally become

1337
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 1: Britney Spears in the song Lucky. Do you know that song?

1338
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: I've talked about it before. It's my favorite song I

1339
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: used to in eighth grade. I used to sing it

1340
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 1: and I remember making my bed one day and thinking,

1341
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 1: I hope someday I can sing this song. And it

1342
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 1: is my life because I wanted to be famous, not

1343
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: because I wanted to cry, cry cry in my lonely heart,

1344
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 1: thinking if there's something missing in my life, then why

1345
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 1: do If there's nothing missing in my life, then why

1346
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,640
Speaker 1: do these tears come at night? I literally manifested that

1347
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,960
Speaker 1: song Lucky, It is my life. Early morning, I wake

1348
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 1: up a knock knock, knock on the door from Andrew

1349
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 1: being like, Hey, are you up yet? It's time for makeup,

1350
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 1: perfect smile that it's you they're all waiting for. Isn't

1351
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,599
Speaker 1: she lucky? This Hollywood girl, She's so lucky, she's a star.

1352
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 1: But she cried cry cries in her lonely heart, thinking

1353
01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 1: if there's nothing missing in my life, then why do

1354
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 1: these tears to come at night? Lost in an image

1355
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 1: in a dream, but there's no one there to wake

1356
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 1: her up. The world is a spinning, but she keeps

1357
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,879
Speaker 1: on winning, and tell me what happens when it stops.

1358
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 1: Isn't she lucky? Isn't she lovely? This Hollywood girl? Then

1359
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 1: why do these tears come at nine? I mean this

1360
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 1: is so me Like, there's something about you have a

1361
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 1: TV show following your life. Yet when it comes, when

1362
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 1: it's the premier, when it's the finale of the show

1363
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 1: and it's going away and everyone's like texting you, oh

1364
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 1: my god, are you gonna watch it? You're alone in

1365
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,920
Speaker 1: your apartment, in your bed, crying because you have no friends.

1366
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 1: That is my life. I'm not wanting to be pitied.

1367
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that is that is the don't project

1368
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:42,759
Speaker 1: perfection onto anyone ever. It helps me actually to realize

1369
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,560
Speaker 1: that because people think you have it altogether. There's a

1370
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 1: show where it's like Nikki doesn't know she's gonna move

1371
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 1: to l A or St. Louis. Oh my god, her

1372
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 1: life is so full and uh legit have no one

1373
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: to watch it with. Yes, Noah was kind and asked

1374
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 1: me if I wanted to watch on FaceTime with her,

1375
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 1: but that I just for some reason, does anyone relate

1376
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 1: to that of not wanting to watch face do FaceTime

1377
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,439
Speaker 1: just on the phone, to hang out with people like

1378
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 1: you want it in person. Yeah, I mean, look, I

1379
01:10:10,479 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 1: mean I don't know how to respond all this. I

1380
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 1: think you have girlfriends. I think St. Louis you don't

1381
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 1: have girlfriends here. But to say that you have no friends,

1382
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 1: you're really looking into the negative right now. I feel like, well,

1383
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:22,800
Speaker 1: you can say that all you want. I literally don't

1384
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,920
Speaker 1: have anyone in my life where I live. Yes I

1385
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,479
Speaker 1: have I don't have girlfriends, but honestly, they all have

1386
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 1: boyfriends or husbands, every single one of them. I have

1387
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 1: no one who is just down to hang with just me.

1388
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 1: There's no one that's like I mean, I have to

1389
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,519
Speaker 1: pay people to do that. It's pretty sad. We'll start

1390
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:44,920
Speaker 1: us off with a rap. Things. Things are so happy here.

1391
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:49,400
Speaker 1: Everyone's smiling, We're all dialing in to see the finale.

1392
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 1: We're all best friends watching it, eating popcorn, having laughs.

1393
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 1: Just number one's all around. Isn't this fun? Everything's a

1394
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 1: great time. Well, I was gonna walk Louis g before

1395
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 1: I left. I gotta go to the doctor, which one. Well,

1396
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:08,320
Speaker 1: it's no, it's another one. It's the one who talks

1397
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,320
Speaker 1: about your feelings when you sit there with your boyfriend

1398
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: on the couch and then I'm gonna say out because

1399
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to get my feelings hurt just like his are.

1400
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 1: We're going to couples therapy. Is it working so far?

1401
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: Who knows what's going to happen. I'm gonna go. I

1402
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 1: have twenty minutes to get there. I'm gonna be late. Fuck.

1403
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, all right, wait what okay? Uh, don't be

1404
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 1: and Jeff Nimble, Jeffy quick, Jeff sat on this big

1405
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: fat fuck? Is that? That's got to be the old wife?

1406
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:43,200
Speaker 1: Have we done that before? You probably have. That's only

1407
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:48,920
Speaker 1: something you used to scream on the bus. Weather