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Speaker 2: Yew Donald Trump got a new best friend, global stunner.
Speaker 1: The President agrees to meet face to face with North
Speaker 1: Korea's leader, something no president has ever done.
Speaker 3: The decision to meet came suddenly and dramatically. Once President
Speaker 3: Trump heard that Kim Jong un wanted to meet with him,
Speaker 3: he quickly agreed.
Speaker 4: The President was ecstatic, poking his head into the White
Speaker 4: House briefing room to announce that something big was about
Speaker 4: to happen.
Speaker 2: This is the cutest story I've heard about Trump in
Speaker 2: a long time. He was so excited Kim Jong un
Speaker 2: wanted to meet him that he was running around the
Speaker 2: White House telling everyone. He's like, did you guys hear?
Speaker 5: I said, yes, rocket Man never had a lover like
Speaker 5: this before.
Speaker 2: Now, a sitting US president meeting with the leader of
Speaker 2: North Korea is like a Sesame Street episode about group sex.
Speaker 2: It's never happened, which is why, which is why, Oh,
Speaker 2: you can look at that for a moment. You can
Speaker 2: enjoy that they have needs too. You know, it's natural,
Speaker 2: which is why, Like that Sesame Street episode, nobody really
Speaker 2: knows if it's a good idea.
Speaker 6: A lot of us feel that Kim Jong un is
Speaker 6: a bully who needs to be handled by another bully.
Speaker 7: I am highly skeptical of the idea of meeting with
Speaker 7: the head of a gulag state and handing over legitimacy.
Speaker 2: But he's not prepared, Jonathan, that's the problem. There's no
Speaker 2: one at the State Department to brief him.
Speaker 8: We have no ambassador to South Korea.
Speaker 2: Will he be prepared? We don't know.
Speaker 7: But Donnie, you have to admit that the previous White
Speaker 7: House and the one before that had some of the
Speaker 7: most well prepared, brilliant foreign policy minds that we've ever seen,
Speaker 7: and it was failure.
Speaker 2: Ooh, that's a really good point. The experts have been
Speaker 2: trying to solve North Korea for twenty years and it's
Speaker 2: only gotten worse. So if the smart people can't do it,
Speaker 2: why not try Trump? Right, It's like if you had
Speaker 2: a rare disease that the world's top doctors couldn't cure,
Speaker 2: so you were like, you know what, why not let
Speaker 2: that dog in a hat give it a try. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how did he even get that hat? He's got to
Speaker 2: be pretty smart. Now, many foreign policy experts have concerns
Speaker 2: about sending such an unpredictable negotiator into a nuclear arms discussion.
Speaker 2: But don't forget that unpredictability throws off the other side too.
Speaker 9: North Korean state media, which we have been monitoring very
Speaker 9: very closely since this announcement first came out.
Speaker 2: A couple days ago about this potential meeting, hasn't mentioned it.
Speaker 2: The North Koreans have been so eerily quiet on the topic.
Speaker 7: President Trump has an unorthodox foreign policy, and I think
Speaker 7: he took the North Koreans by surprise, just like everyone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see, North Korea made the offer, but they
Speaker 2: didn't think that Trump was going to say yes. So
Speaker 2: now they also don't know what to do. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like if cat calling actually were He's like, hey, Saxy,
Speaker 2: my mustache is lonely. Want to take it for a ride.
Speaker 2: And the woman was like, sure, let's have sex right now. Okay,
Speaker 2: I mean, uh, I guess I could ask my boss,
Speaker 2: but I have all these nails to hammer. Okay, bye
Speaker 2: bye now. So look, I know it's easy to presume
Speaker 2: the worst because Trump is basically a nuclear knowledge free zone.
Speaker 2: But what if he gets this right anyway? What if
Speaker 2: he goes to North Korea doesn't say anything racist even
Speaker 2: bonds with Kim because they go to the same supercuts, right,
Speaker 2: and then they reach a historic agreement to get rid
Speaker 2: of North Korea's nukes. That would be amazing. We'd celebrate
Speaker 2: until President Trump gets home and we realize he forgot
Speaker 2: to sign the last page. Throw the right back. Kim
Speaker 2: Jong un, the leader of North Korea, might be making
Speaker 2: some new friends.
Speaker 3: Breaking news historic development on the Korean peninsula. North Korean
Speaker 3: dictator Kim Jong Un and South Korea's president will hold
Speaker 3: a summit next month. These two nations have only held
Speaker 3: talks twice since the Korean War.
Speaker 4: The South Korean president will meet with him next month.
Speaker 4: President Trump is hoping to meet with them in May,
Speaker 4: and now the Japanese are saying they're trying to reach
Speaker 4: out through different diplomatic channels. Kim Jong un might feel
Speaker 4: like the prettiest girl at the high school dance.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so one ugly ass high school dance.
Speaker 4: Whoo.
Speaker 2: But this is good news for everyone. Kim Jong un
Speaker 2: has gone from being a reclusive madman who has held
Speaker 2: bent on blowing up the world to a super social
Speaker 2: mad man held bent on blowing up the world. This
Speaker 2: is good.
Speaker 9: This is good.
Speaker 2: And this announcement comes just a day after Kim made
Speaker 2: a secret trip to China for a summit with President
Speaker 2: g Now. I say it was a secret trip and
Speaker 2: they tried to keep it under wraps, but there was
Speaker 2: one tiny giant clue.
Speaker 3: A mysterious trains visit to Beijing is feeling lots of speculation.
Speaker 10: A motor kae, heavy security, a near lockdown in downtown
Speaker 10: Beijing this morning. We're a North Korean train unexpectedly into
Speaker 10: the city last night. The distinctive green train is identical
Speaker 10: to the heavily armored one used to carry Kim Jong
Speaker 10: UN's father to Beijing eight years ago. It is pretty
Speaker 10: clear that someone very senior from North Korea is in Beijing.
Speaker 2: Is North Korea's Kim Jong Un in China?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes? Who could have been traveling in Kim Jong's personal train.
Speaker 2: It's like the most obvious mystery of all time. It's
Speaker 2: like needing Shazam to find out who's singing a two
Speaker 2: chain song. It's like two chins. I wonder who sings is?
Speaker 2: I just said my name Tou Changs. I won it.
Speaker 2: It's jay z No, I said it too change. I
Speaker 2: love how everyone is trying to figure out who is
Speaker 2: on Kim Jong UN's train, Like, just follow the tracks
Speaker 2: they go back to his house. Do they come from
Speaker 2: North Korea? Then it's him, Like these are the same
Speaker 2: people who'd be like, who's that old man riding on
Speaker 2: the popemobile? You get one guess, all right, you can't
Speaker 2: be low key if you're rolling in your own personal train,
Speaker 2: Like it must be super hard for Kim jongling to
Speaker 2: cheat on his wife, Like, baby, I swear I was
Speaker 2: never there. It's like already I had the train schedule.
Speaker 2: It says seven point fifteen to de Nise's house.
Speaker 1: You busted.
Speaker 2: For decades, North Korea has been one of the world's
Speaker 2: biggest challenges, a rogue nation armed with nuclear weapons. In fact,
Speaker 2: when Barack Obama handed off the presidency to Donald Trump,
Speaker 2: he told him that North Korea would be the biggest
Speaker 2: problem that he would face now. Of course, back then
Speaker 2: Obama didn't know that Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels,
Speaker 2: but that's not his faults anyway. Just a couple of
Speaker 2: months ago, people feared that nuclear war was on the horizon.
Speaker 2: But now North and South Korea could be on the
Speaker 2: brink of a major breakthrough.
Speaker 6: North and South Korea could be preparing to announce a
Speaker 6: permanent end to the Korean War after a sixty five
Speaker 6: year ceasefire.
Speaker 1: President Trump giving his blessing to a new round of
Speaker 1: peace talks between North and South Korea.
Speaker 11: They've been very generous that without us, and without me
Speaker 11: in particular, I guess you would have to say that
Speaker 11: they wouldn't be discussing anything, including the Olympics, would have
Speaker 11: been a failure. Instead, it was a great success.
Speaker 2: You know, you know, I know, our first instinct is
Speaker 2: to hate. And it's also weird that Trump makes it
Speaker 2: all about himself. But Trump is right right. If it
Speaker 2: wasn't for his craziness, North Korea would have never come
Speaker 2: to the table, you know, that's what he did. Trump
Speaker 2: is like the near death experience that makes people forget
Speaker 2: why they were fighting in the first place. That's who
Speaker 2: he is. So this seems like actual progress. And we
Speaker 2: also learned, we just learned in fact, that the Trump
Speaker 2: administration has been sliding into Kim Jong's DMS.
Speaker 3: Stunning news tonight word that CI director Mike Pompeo secretly
Speaker 3: met with North Korean leader Kim Jong earned just a
Speaker 3: few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Just yesterday, the White House said it doesn't comments on
Speaker 1: the CIA director's travel. The president writing meeting went very
Speaker 1: smoothly and a good relationship was formed.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is big news. Things are really changeanging between
Speaker 2: the US and North Korea. CIA chief Mike Pompeo secretly
Speaker 2: met with Kim Jong un, which is a big deal
Speaker 2: because it's been almost eighteen years since North Korea's leader
Speaker 2: met with a high level American not high high level, Okay,
Speaker 2: Like the last time this type of meeting happened, it
Speaker 2: was the year two thousand. You realize back then, Kim
Speaker 2: Jong un hadn't even adopted his signature hairstyle, yet he
Speaker 2: was still rocking the Rachel.
Speaker 1: This is way back.
Speaker 2: And I will say in this whole story, in this
Speaker 2: whole story, it's so funny to see how excited President
Speaker 2: Trump is about finally getting something right. Because, as you heard,
Speaker 2: everyone who works for Trump was trying to keep the
Speaker 2: Kim Jong un meeting under wraps, but Trump, being Trump,
Speaker 2: just couldn't keep it to himself. He tweeted about it,
Speaker 2: and then just watching the way Trump couldn't hold it
Speaker 2: in is probably the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Speaker 2: Who in the administration has talked with North Korea directly, Sir.
Speaker 2: He was drag so hot, He was drag so hot,
Speaker 2: but he couldn't help you. You could see he was like,
Speaker 2: be presidential, be presidential, be presidential. Yes, yes, we talked
Speaker 2: to him three pm on Tuesday, the secret location. No,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Can we can we just play that one
Speaker 2: more time?
Speaker 3: Can we play?
Speaker 2: What's when the administration has talked with North Korea directly? Sir?
Speaker 2: Oh man, It almost gets better the more you watch it,
Speaker 2: because like, this is funny. The whole point of a
Speaker 2: secret meeting is that you're not supposed to tell anyone.
Speaker 2: If you're in the CIA, you must you must dread
Speaker 2: sharing information with Donald Trump and be like, Sir, I
Speaker 2: finished my secret mission.
Speaker 5: Trump is like, okay, hold on, you guys won't believe
Speaker 5: who's year.
Speaker 2: It's Jason Born. Jason Born is here?
Speaker 10: Everybody?
Speaker 2: Okay, where were we sorry about Dad? Like for a
Speaker 2: guy who owns casinos, Trump has no poker faiths at all.
Speaker 2: It's probably why all his places fail, right, He was
Speaker 2: probably training all these dealers. Like now, what you want
Speaker 2: to do is when you get a bad card, you
Speaker 2: go ew what a historic day North Korea and the
Speaker 2: United States meeting for the first time ever. And this
Speaker 2: is right up there with all the other great moments
Speaker 2: in diplomacy. I mean Reagan and gorbachewv Arafats and Rabin,
Speaker 2: Starbucks and black people. I mean, this is this is huge.
Speaker 2: And before we even start, we've all got admits that
Speaker 2: we were wrong. Right. We said the man couldn't do it,
Speaker 2: We said his temper would blow up the summit. But
Speaker 2: yesterday he proved everyone wrong and turned the nuclear summit
Speaker 2: in Singapore into a huge win for himself. So let's
Speaker 2: swallow our pride and give it up for a leader
Speaker 2: who's much smarter than we thought. Kim Jong un. Everybody
Speaker 2: give it up with Kim Jong un. Ah ah, because
Speaker 2: I mean no, let's be honest, people, This dude crushed
Speaker 2: it yesterday. I know everyone's focus is gonna be on Trump,
Speaker 2: but this summit belonged to Lil Kim.
Speaker 1: He was the belle of the ball.
Speaker 2: Think about it. The government paid right, The government of
Speaker 2: China paid for his private plane, the government of Singapore
Speaker 2: paid for his hotel, and the presidents of the United
Speaker 2: States flew to meet him. On his side of the world,
Speaker 2: this guy was treated like the world's biggest diva. He
Speaker 2: probably had one of those riders in his contract that
Speaker 2: said no green emin ms in the dressing room. He
Speaker 2: was like, you take out all the green emin ms
Speaker 2: and you send them to a labor camp. Mm mmm,
Speaker 2: I mean think about It's just crazy to think that
Speaker 2: just a few months ago, Kim Jong un was universally
Speaker 2: detested right, nobody wanted anything to do with him. On
Speaker 2: the subway Car of Life, Kim Jong un was the
Speaker 2: guy in the corner clipping his toenails. That's who he was.
Speaker 2: But as soon as he touched down in Singapore, the
Speaker 2: panties came flying off.
Speaker 1: From the hermit kingdom to the grand stage North Korean
Speaker 1: dictator Kim Jong soaking up the Singapore spotlight.
Speaker 2: I did not expect to see the Supreme Leader coming by. Oh,
Speaker 2: it was amazing site. Hi. I couldn't que believe that
Speaker 2: this was really happening.
Speaker 1: On a tour about town Monday, I Kim taking selfies
Speaker 1: with his host, the ruthless tyrant, cheered on by spectators,
Speaker 1: getting the rock star treatment.
Speaker 2: Yo. Fame turns people into such idiots because one minute
Speaker 2: people are like, did you hear that? Kim Jong un
Speaker 2: slaughter's entire families and imprisons their children. It's one.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, it's Tam Caim over here. Kim, can
Speaker 10: we take a selfie?
Speaker 2: He looked at me. Oh my god, it's the best
Speaker 2: day of my life. People are screaming for a brutal
Speaker 2: tyrant like he's the newest member of BTS. Like, except
Speaker 2: in this world, k pop stands for killing populations, Like
Speaker 2: what are you doing? I mean, even Kim Jong un
Speaker 2: is probably surprised by this reaction. He's like, I'm used
Speaker 2: to screaming, but not happy screaming. What is this? And
Speaker 2: there was no one in Singapore who wasn't impressed with
Speaker 2: Kim's famous running bodyguards, Kim.
Speaker 1: Creating quite a spectacle. Those bodyguards keeping pace alongside his limo.
Speaker 1: Handpicked by the dictator. The men chosen for their fitness,
Speaker 1: martial arts skills, and even their looks.
Speaker 2: You know, if you need running bodyguards, I understand choosing
Speaker 2: people for their fitness, but for their looks? Why does
Speaker 2: he care? Was Kim jong un gazing out of the
Speaker 2: window one time and he was like, ugh, who's that guy? Oh?
Speaker 2: From now on, hotties only that is a hard job, though,
Speaker 2: you have to admit. And the good news for these
Speaker 2: guys is that now Kim Jong un is a celebrity,
Speaker 2: which means they're all going to become more famous too.
Speaker 2: In fact, I think it's only a matter of time
Speaker 2: until they all get their own sponsorship deals.
Speaker 1: People ask me why do you run? Why do you
Speaker 1: train so hot? People ask why you, I say, because
Speaker 1: he only picks the fittest and best looking. People asking
Speaker 1: why why don't you just ride in the.
Speaker 8: Car too, I tell them I don't know.
Speaker 10: I've asked.
Speaker 1: Kin likes his space. I guess I need to get
Speaker 1: a pair of those.
Speaker 2: But it turns out Kim's biggest admirer wasn't in those
Speaker 2: crowds outside. No fanboy Number one was right there at
Speaker 2: the Summits earlier.
Speaker 11: Before their historics sit down in Singapore, the two leaders
Speaker 11: sizing each other up with a handshake.
Speaker 2: Yeah you heard that right, President Trump said meeting Kim
Speaker 2: Jong un was his great honor. I mean, then again,
Speaker 2: when you've appeared in a McDonald's commercial talking to Grimace,
Speaker 2: everything seems like an honor.
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it.
Speaker 2: But this alone, this alone, is what North Korea has
Speaker 2: been pining for for decades, right equal standing with the
Speaker 2: American president making hands. They're flags side by side. Some
Speaker 2: may have seen that and thought, oh, Trump's being nice
Speaker 2: for now, but when he gets Kim alone in that
Speaker 2: negotiation room, he's gonna denuke his nuts off. But it
Speaker 2: turns out only one man lost his nuts in that room.
Speaker 7: Trump and Kim signed a joint document committing to work
Speaker 7: towards quote complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula. The agreement
Speaker 7: is short on specifics, like whether the denuclearization will be
Speaker 7: verifiable and irreversible.
Speaker 2: There's nothing new in this agreement. These are vague assertions
Speaker 2: from North Korea. Piece of paper that got signed yesterday
Speaker 2: is frankly week. I mean, this is not a strong
Speaker 2: piece of paper, So hold up. Donald Trump flew across
Speaker 2: the world to Singapore, and all he got was Kim
Speaker 2: Jong Lunn saying I'll think about giving up my nukes.
Speaker 2: That's all he got. They could have done that over text,
Speaker 2: because you realize Kim didn't commit to anything. He basically
Speaker 2: facebook RSVP'd a nuclear deal. That's all he did. And
Speaker 2: while Kim gave up nothing major, he got the American
Speaker 2: president to give up.
Speaker 6: A lot more, President Trump making a massive concession, agreeing
Speaker 6: to stop joint military exercises between the United States and
Speaker 6: South Korea, exercises that greatly annoyed the North Korean leader.
Speaker 6: South Korea caught off guard by the President's announcement, responding
Speaker 6: that they need to figure out the accurate meaning and
Speaker 6: intention behind the statement.
Speaker 2: Good luck with that, South Korea. Yeah, good luck. We've
Speaker 2: been trying to figure out Trump's accurate meaning and intentions
Speaker 2: since the day he stepped off that escalator. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: Mexicans are rapist? Does that mean they're rate this? Well,
Speaker 2: this is incredible. Kim jong un went up against the
Speaker 2: world's greatest negotiator, the man who literally hired someone to
Speaker 2: write the art of the deal, and got him to
Speaker 2: give up something for nothing. It's almost like Kim Jong
Speaker 2: un did a Jedi mind trick on Trump.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: Trump was like, yes, I will stop military exercises, and
Speaker 5: I will also pick you up from the airport.
Speaker 2: It'll be fun. Kim Jong un he owned the summits
Speaker 2: so hard. By the end, he'd even turned the leader
Speaker 2: of the free world into his personal hype man.
Speaker 6: Kim Jong Un, as you know, has killed family members,
Speaker 6: has starved his own people. Why are you so comfortable
Speaker 6: calling him very talented?
Speaker 11: Well, he is very talented. Anybody that takes over a
Speaker 11: situation like he did at twenty six years of age
Speaker 11: and is able to run it and run it tough.
Speaker 8: Kim is a brutal dictator. He runs a police state
Speaker 8: for starvation, labor camps. He's assassinate members of his own family.
Speaker 8: How do you trust a killer like that? His country
Speaker 8: does love him, his people. You see the fervor. They
Speaker 8: have a great fervor.
Speaker 11: I think they're going to end up with a very
Speaker 11: strong country and a country which has people that they're
Speaker 11: so hard working, so industrious.
Speaker 2: So you saw people enslaved in labor camps and you thought, man,
Speaker 2: these people love their jobs. Really, Donald, this is what
Speaker 2: happens when you're friends with Kanye West. I mean and
Speaker 2: now and now, don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying President Trump shouldn't have negotiated with Kim
Speaker 2: Jong un at all, But there's a big gap between
Speaker 2: being civil with the person and endorsing the Freddy Krueger
Speaker 2: of Human Rights. The only part of that summit that
Speaker 2: didn't seem to go Kim's way is when Donald Trump
Speaker 2: slipped up and appeared to make a fat joke about
Speaker 2: his new friend. Yeah, the look, the look on Kim
Speaker 2: Jong UN's face, It's like a scene out of the office,
Speaker 2: like he's you can see he's thinking, make him look thin?
Speaker 1: You mean I'm not thin?
Speaker 2: Why didn't anyone tell me? Was it the death cams?
Speaker 1: Why can't you tell me?
Speaker 2: And I guess from Trump's perspective, this is what he
Speaker 2: got out of the whole summits. Yeah, when he gets
Speaker 2: back to the White House, these people are going to
Speaker 2: be like, mister President, you sold America down the river.
Speaker 2: And He'll be like, yeah, but did you see that
Speaker 2: fat joke? Worth it?
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
Speaker 2: North Korea. When President Obama left office, he warned Donald
Speaker 2: Trump that Kim Jong UN's nuclear threats would be his
Speaker 2: biggest challenge. Well, that and learning to read, but mostly
Speaker 2: the nuclear challenge. And after Trump's second summit with the
Speaker 2: North Korean snowman, it turns out Obama may have been
Speaker 2: rights breaking news no deal.
Speaker 3: President Trump's high stakes nuclear talks with Kim Jong Un
Speaker 3: suddenly break down overnight.
Speaker 1: President Trump begetting an eight thousand mile journey home from
Speaker 1: Hanoi empty handed.
Speaker 11: Sometimes you have to walk, and this was just one
Speaker 11: of those times.
Speaker 1: No concessions, no deal, no final photo op, a closing
Speaker 1: ceremony scheduled to celebrate an agreement scrapped. Even lunch was
Speaker 1: canceled with the table already set. Wow.
Speaker 2: You know something must have gone wrong when these two
Speaker 2: turned down lunch.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Although I bet after they left the room, Kim Jong
Speaker 2: un came back and he was like, Ah, can I
Speaker 2: get this lunch to go please? There's a lot of
Speaker 2: hungry people in my country, and I want to eat
Speaker 2: this in front of them. Yeah. But yes, After months
Speaker 2: of anticipation, nuclear talks between the US and North Korea
Speaker 2: have completely broken down. And I don't know about you,
Speaker 2: but I was shocked because my boy Trump has been
Speaker 2: telling us that he and Kim Jong un are good,
Speaker 2: I mean, like real good.
Speaker 11: I mean we have a good chemistry together. Kim Jung hun.
Speaker 11: We have a great chairman, Kim. We have a great
Speaker 11: chemistry like him.
Speaker 3: He likes me.
Speaker 11: The relationship is good. Oh, we go back and forth
Speaker 11: and then we fell in love. Okay, now, really he
Speaker 11: wrote me beautiful letters and they had great letters.
Speaker 2: We fell in love you see, you see Trump and
Speaker 2: Kim fell in love. And I know that sounds weird,
Speaker 2: but when you think about it, Kim Jong un is
Speaker 2: totally Donald Trump's type. Right. All of Trump's best relationships
Speaker 2: are with people who are half his age and don't
Speaker 2: speak English. It works, that's when the relationship be best.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. And I'll be honest. I'll be honest.
Speaker 2: When this summit started, it seemed like love was still
Speaker 2: in the air.
Speaker 1: The day started with the promise of a deal to
Speaker 1: get rid of the regimes nuclear weapons.
Speaker 3: President Trump and Kim Jong un are really enjoying their
Speaker 3: alone time. The two leaders took a walk around.
Speaker 2: The pool at the historic Metropol Hotel.
Speaker 7: Kim, for the first time, took questions from the Western press.
Speaker 10: Then if I'm not really good, it's that I won't.
Speaker 4: Be here right now.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's right. Things were going so well there.
Speaker 2: For the first time ever, Kim Jong un took a
Speaker 2: question from the Western press and he answered with swag.
Speaker 2: You heard him, like you.
Speaker 1: Plan to do it?
Speaker 2: He's like, if I wasn't planning to do it, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be here. Yeah, that's amazing. That's progress because I
Speaker 2: mean in North Korea, when a reporter asks him a question,
Speaker 2: his response is usually great question, feed him to the lions,
Speaker 2: and then feed the lions to me. They wouldn't give
Speaker 2: me that lunch to go. So if everything started out great,
Speaker 2: what turned their love affair saur. Well, it's the same
Speaker 2: thing that turns most relationships, Saur. They both just wanted
Speaker 2: different things.
Speaker 3: The US was hoping for more concrete steps from Yanyang
Speaker 3: towards a deal that is verifiable and enforceable.
Speaker 7: There was a fundamental disagreement. Kim Jong un wants the
Speaker 7: crushing sanctions on his country lifted before dismantling his nuclear program.
Speaker 11: Basically, they wanted these sanctions lifted in their entirety, and
Speaker 11: we couldn't do that. They were willing to denukee a
Speaker 11: large portion of the areas that we wanted, but we
Speaker 11: couldn't give up all of the sanctions for that aw man.
Speaker 2: So that's what happened. Kim wanted Trump to give everything up,
Speaker 2: but before he did, Trump wanted to guarantees in exchange,
Speaker 2: classic relationship dilemma. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Trump was like, Kim, if I'm going to open my
Speaker 5: trade to you, then we need to make this official.
Speaker 2: Kim was like, official, why are we gonna put labels
Speaker 2: on this?
Speaker 11: Baby?
Speaker 2: Huh? We have fun, isn't it that all that matters?
Speaker 2: Remember our trip to Singapore? Come on, man.
Speaker 5: Then was like, I know, but it's just that people
Speaker 5: are saying you're taking advantage of me.
Speaker 2: I'm always flying to you. You never flying to me.
Speaker 2: It's like, Donnie, Donnie, baby, I told you, man, once
Speaker 2: my economy takes off, I'll be flying to you all
Speaker 2: the time. Man.
Speaker 5: He's like, I just don't understand why you won't let
Speaker 5: me check your nuclear sites.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, you don't trust me, man, you don't
Speaker 2: trust me. Donnie. I say, there's no nukes, there's no oaks. Man,
Speaker 2: you want to check my sight's time check the sites.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: One was like okay, no, you're not going to check
Speaker 2: the sites. There's no love without trust, Donnie. There was
Speaker 2: a test. China was right about you, I'm out and
Speaker 2: Donald was like, no, give.
Speaker 5: Way, give I need to build a wall around my height.
Speaker 1: That's how it all went down.
Speaker 2: And now, even though Kim Jong un made Trump fly
Speaker 2: to the other side of the world for nothing, Trump
Speaker 2: still believes that they can work things out.
Speaker 11: When we walked away. It was a very friendly walk.
Speaker 11: We shook hands. We uh, you know, there's a there's
Speaker 11: a warmth that we have now. I hope that stays.
Speaker 11: I think it will. I want to keep the relationship,
Speaker 11: and we will keep the relationship. We'll see what happens
Speaker 11: over the next period of time.
Speaker 2: Oh shame, Donald, This is so tough to watch, man,
Speaker 2: because we've all we've there, We really have all been there.
Speaker 2: You told your friends this was gonna work out, and
Speaker 2: despite the warnings, you still carried on. And now you're
Speaker 2: trying to save face because you think everyone's judging you,
Speaker 2: which we totally are. But instead of dragging this out, Donald,
Speaker 2: I think it's time to accept that maybe, just maybe
Speaker 2: Kim is just not that into you.
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Speaker 10: Ye